Last time on no latency side quest.
I think one of my my gal pals is going to be here.
That's my. Best friend, Coyote.
Oh, this place Let. Me answer, let me answer.
I think we should go check on Chad.
Glad, Beebe, you finally admitted this is all for.
Love Beebe? If you just always do what they
ask, they'll never learn. You have a van?
Yeah. Duh.
We need to check on Chad. Chad, I've got to help.
Maybe we should just let him die.
What the fuck are we doing in front of my apartment?
Yes, what happened? I pay rent.
Eris. The IRS.
Tampering of the T organ could result in.
The good news is you're all patched up and stable.
More fees delayed claims? Bad news is for now.
And death. He's using you.
The last time we helped him I got his hoverboard, so.
We can rob him. I'm we're we, I'm sure there
will be payment at the end of this when we get his kidneys
back. Oh, I already robbed him, so.
Oh, anything good. DM What did I find in his room
when I snuck away? Perception 17 You found 200
Eddies in cash. Mm hmm.
And you have found 10 armor piercing rounds.
And a there's a this like defensive grenade.
It's like an RPG, but you throw it.
So just a grenade. No, it's an RPG.
It's it's when you throw it, it actually rockets through the air
and fires towards a target. But there's no launcher.
You just. Rocket RPG Rocket Grenade.
Yeah, it's called the Pocket Javelin.
OK, Pocket Javelin. OK, nice.
Yeah, I found this. The Pocket Javelin.
Like 100 Eddies bullets. Wow.
That's Prem Trauma Team gear right there.
Nice. No way Chad got that from his
work. Well, I mean, he seems to be
pretty good at pilfering. I mean, he pilfered this.
I mean, he probably pilfered this money and he's pilfered
your heart. So I mean, I guess if we need to
do this in order to, you know, fix it, then I guess we'll have
to go and do it. I mean, is that true?
Has he pilfered your heart? I hold my gut on Come.
On Coyote. Let's They're putting all this
effort into this guy. I mean, come.
On I'm just trying to help a person who I dated in medical
school, OK? Like.
Yeah, this is, this is starting to feel more and more like a
dependent kind of relationship. And I mean, like if this is
going to help get you over the hump.
I'm and you're having this conversation as you head down
the stairs passed by Evan who's now reading a a screamsheet and
you get in the van and you drive off to.
I think we should go to this this address 378 Hygeia Ave.
Hygiene Way Hydrangea Blvd. I mean, I'm all for it.
By the way, what was wrong with him anyways?
He failed to pay the IRS, and so they took his organs, which?
Ones did they take? Tax season, you know.
So shit. I gotta do my taxes.
Wait, which one? Which?
Ones did they take? Oh, Cody, give me a driving
check. Driving There we go 26.
Yeah. That is a really, really good
role. My mom made me these dice for
Christmas. Like the?
Matrix. They're all love it.
Love the green? They're awesome.
I love, yeah, all of them are really cool.
It's. Just shapes and you're driving
down the streets towards the IRF.
And some crunchy jams. And you've rolled high enough,
Coyote, that you hear swerving behind you.
I look. I don't want them to know that
I'm looking. You take a peek at the rear view
mirror and there, through the very back of your van, you see a
open back truck with a gyrocopter in the back.
Well, and if you'll look behind you, you'll see some fuckers
behind us with the gyrocopter folks.
I don't know what you want to do about that.
Takes two ways to drive. Sometimes that's.
It's just somebody with a gyrocopter, right?
And that's not anything to worry about, just somebody that enjoys
gyroing on their off time. Yeah, what's a gyrocopter?
Is it gyro, Is it euro? Hero.
Hero Copter. It's a miniature helicopter for
one person. That looks sick as hell.
I feel like. There's two seats in it.
It's fine. Honestly.
I'm not worried about it. I just sometimes there's a
narrator who talks to me and makes it feel like I should be
worried about. Gyrocopters are not really
common with. Cars.
I've ridden a a gyrocopter before.
They're pretty sick. Those copters go faster than you
think they would. It's like common bird.
Buds. And they're honking at you.
Sign from the IRS office, has its own area, and as you're
driving you could you take the same turn and they follow behind
you and you could see the guy in the van giving you a look as
you're not driving fast enough for him.
He's giving you like shit. I.
Flip on the bird out the window is.
There a rear window for us. Yeah, you're retro.
You're looking at the back and there's this, like, really
pissed off maelstrom guy. I just.
I just should have given both pressed hams right up against
the window. Just one, two, both cheeks.
They don't even like pull it apart and so they could be see a
bit of starfish. Oh my God.
Well. In that case.
Roll for butthole. Roll for niche tip.
Yeah, Retro's showing a hole, hey.
Coyote don't eat a pothole. Night City.
If you look at a map of North America, somewhere on the
western edge, you'd see an inky black dot with fingers pressing
into the side of the continent. That's where you find Night
City. And somewhere in the middle of
that inky black dot is a giant smoking hole.
Like the universe itself drew iron and shot straight through
the city. Radiation turned the sky red.
But our story starts a little further South in a dive bar, The
shortstop Welcome to Night City. And welcome to Cyberpunk.
Edge of Extinction, Infinite Sided.
Dice presents Cyberpunk Edge of Extinction, a cyberpunk red
actual play. Watch now at youtube.com Slash
at Infinite Sided Dice. Catch you later, chums.
Coyote Is this window able to open?
Yeah, absolutely. It's a window.
Can you how do you roll it down? The door does open, but you have
to crank the the thing on it. It's an old mom.
I have to crank to open the door, so it's like a hole you
have. To open the window, it's like a
whole thing. Yeah, it's good though all.
Right. I guess I'll just have to hand
crank it. Right, you crank open the door
and now you can hear the street behind the van and it's filled
with dust and the smell of the city as Coyote continues to
drive towards the IRS. All right, for my free action, I
would like to say I'm sorry and I'm going to cut one of the
safety belts and tie it to my belt in case something happens,
OK? That's OK, We don't use those
anyway. Don't worry about it.
And I'm just going to like sit down on the floor of the van,
putting my feet up against the edges of the walls to kind of
like brace myself. I'm going to aim for the driver
with my K Tech hammer. Those Sunday drivers directly
right in the face. 25 Nice crit fail on damage.
There's a window blocking. Now, as you're looking through
the site, the thing that you notice that this guy has a tea
organ on his chest. Organ on his chest.
How do you see that? The tea organs are like a big
thing that's stuck to the outside.
So he's like Tony Stark in it like.
Only on his left side. And as you shoot him, that's 14,
because you did a crit fail. You do not hit the tea organ and
he does take a hit. Good.
For some reason in my mind when you keep saying the tea organs,
I'm imagining the pack from a crank.
Remember the movie with Jason Statham where they took away his
heart and he had to find a new way there?
It's it's shaped like a plastic mushroom.
There's a little square on top, like it's a peg that's been
plugged into where the organs going to be and then this
specific organ is on the inside. OK, so this has been like
manufactured designed to look weird.
So. It's a cybernetic organ for
people who owe money for the organs currently being used to
they. Want to make you feel bad?
Yeah, it's a shame. It's a shame.
You OK it?
Has a. It also has a GPS tracker on it
so they can find you because you owe them money.
Yeah, but I mean, to do it that way, it seems like they're just
trying to shame you in front of everybody else.
But OK, I get you. I get it.
I mean, it's a good gaslighting tactic.
Shit. I mean, there's not much else I
could do because it only has one shot, but I want to take another
one on my turn. Coyote, roll the driving check.
Yo, I guess so. Yeah, I guess I can do that for
you. That's a one.
God damn. That's.
Another one. What is going on?
Six. That's an 1111 of the drug
check, baby. All right, you failed. 12 I
guess. The DV was 13.
Cool, perfect. Fail to avoid the swerve and the
vehicle gets rammed from behind vehicle for damage.
Crunch. Around.
All right, fine. You going to damage mine and
then I'm going to hard break and then back up.
Bumper. Car.
Exact some Fast and Furious shit, right?
Yeah. Shit.
Is that a drive? Check.
Drive. 20. 20 Yes. I mean, I imagine, Oh, that's a
one. That's another one.
It's still, it's a crypt fail. Yes, you smack into the front of
their vehicle. The guy on the back rolls to
hold on. That is hilariously A1.
That is a 7. So he goes flying into the
vehicle. Now there's a maelstrom in the
vehicle. He.
Is now like right up against the back seats in the back of the
van, lying between VB and Retro Retro because of his crit fail.
He missed you as he flew in. He just sort of flew over your
head. Oh God, he's in here.
You you guys, get him out. Get him out.
No, he's angry.
He just needs it. Oh, God, no, don't.
Gosh, this guy's trying to be. He's trying to say something,
but VD is now batting at him. Yeah, the guy who is driving now
does not have his friend and is kind of pissed off about it.
So he pulls out his assault rifle, leans against the side of
the vehicle and shoots at retro, rolling a 13, which is not
enough. The bullets go wide, scattering
around the vehicle. Oh, he manages to retain control
of the vehicle, but this moves everything forward a little bit.
I got this boss. I'm.
In here and I'm going to use this heavy melee weapon on
Earth. VV Odds are evens.
Evens. Evens it is.
Take that square. Head.
Retro You get attacked by a heavy melee weapon 16.
Yes? With your 16, what do you do as
part of your evasion? Okay when he attacks me with the
metal baseball bat I pulled the seat belt buckle.
Not that I had from the back of my waist, causing it to whirl
back, slapping him in the face. Just enough of a distraction to
miss me as I just move out of the way before that baseball hat
crunches into the very like cushy floors.
What kind of flowering is this? Is this like shag carpet?
Yes, in. Between the bits of shag carpet
are solid metal because it's a shitty van.
I mean, it's still nice though, yeah.
It's a nice van, all right. I live in here so.
Wow. That is one that is a ten That
is the most, the most crit fail you can get.
Literally. And this guy, as the seat belt
hits him in the face, his baseball bat makes him leave
balance. He pulls out the back of the
vehicle, smacks into the other vehicle with the guy with.
The. Thing stuck in his shit chest.
They swerve out of the way. How does he do that?
Is a three. That is not enough.
And they swerve off to the side, crashing into a fire hydrant,
and you drive off to the IRS and this weird compound is over.
Man. That's great.
It seems as if they were exhausted.
That was that was a good one, I'll admit it.
I didn't get it. You the Nomad, the driver
exhaust. Can you explain it to me?
You know. You never, you never never
explain A1 liner or a joke. It either lands or don't.
But if I don't get the joke? But how am I supposed to laugh
and think it's funny if if you don't explain?
It that's my fault. I got to make sure that I find
and I get right into that humor line for you.
OK, Hey, we're here. Oh shit, we are.
As you drive up to the IRS building, you notice that there
is no customer parking and you're going to have to pay for
parking. So Romney, a driving check to.
I swear to God. These guys I mean.
Is there like a parking attendant?
No. Can we just not pay it's?
Up to you. Yeah, I'm not going to pay.
Fuck. You.
Fuck the IRS. Fuck Night City.
I'm a nomad. Modern, modern displays of money
and and currency can't tie me down.
All right. So are you going to park your
vehicle in the back? Sure, Yeah, all.
Right. Hold on.
Yolo. In the rear.
I don't. I don't really have a plan here.
I just, we have to find Chad's kidneys.
They're probably going to not give them up because he owes
15,000 Eddie's. So we're just going to have to
steal them. And you know what?
Maybe we can get some extra organs while we're here, right?
Very valuable. Oh.
Wow. I mean if something happens.
No, I love this. I love this.
I love. I love.
I love who. You become when you're with me.
I feel like I feel. Like.
You get in your head sometimes and then when you and I are
together, it's like I'm watching an artist come up with, like
come into their own and just like, yes, like let's do drugs,
let's go. Or take it up.
I'm taking a. Back shit up.
VV Why don't you like this when you're with the crew?
I mean, you're always so against it when you're you've only
recently started getting this way.
I I feel like your other friends are starting to have more of a
influence on you. Which I'm all for.
Go all for it, Coyote. Get them to get that inner dark
side out. VV.
Roll me AD 10, uh. Oh, OK.
Are you eating Pocky? Yes.
You are you you are eating. You are eating nicotine Pocky.
Which you Oh my God. From a a vending machine at the
Bubble Cafe on the one Let's look it.
Amazing. It tastes like bad choices and
like a hint of smoky coffee, but it's very pleasant.
Was that what I? Rolled the D10 for yes.
I thought it was like some morality check or something.
Retro Coyote and VV You are behind the IRS building.
So yeah, if anybody got any plans, do we want to just like,
pretend we're like, I don't know, some people who are here
to, like, pay our debts, We're here to claim our benefits.
Short like can I apply to be on an income base for payment plan
you know or my my debts that I have?
Can I get a better kidney? Yes.
I've been getting I've been getting too many kidney
infections, too many UTI's because that's usually what
happens. I have a kidney infection and I
can't. Roll me a Perception check while
you talk. Oh, OK.
Yeah. You know, like if you have a lot
of kidney infections, you tend to get, you know, like Utis
which are very transferable usually by, you know, leaving
pedal on a toilet seat or having intercourse and such like that.
So, you know, and I was. Really educational.
Read it from a medical textbook. I remember I remember my studies
when I went to college. You went to college?
I got 3°. You got 3°.
Retro you you notice with your 3° the back of the the building.
You notice that the back of the building has no back door, but
it does have a fairly powerful HVAC duct system attached to the
back of the building. We're going through the vents.
Oh. I mean, I did just have a
flashback to another time in which we had air ducts in which
we made a nice little concoction.
I think it would be cool to go in and just be like, yo, what's
up? And then someone else kills the
other person. I don't know.
That feels like most of the plants we come up with is just,
I mean. Shoot our way through.
To them and then I mean this. Is this is really Vivi's kind of
plan? So I'm just running point.
Yeah, I'm I'm bad at coming up with plans though.
Which is why you need the experience.
Let's go. Come on.
This is this is for the love of your life.
Let's get through this. No, no, no, no.
Chat is not the love of my life. This is the help.
Chad not even like of her life. You keep saying that, but I keep
seeing but this. Everything we're going through
right now is telling me otherwise.
I'm just trying to help a person and take down big corporations.
Yeah, she's punk as fuck. Thank God I'm not.
Hear that. Thank God, I only didn't hear
that. Always about a man, OK?
Sometimes you go on a quest to help people for you, you know?
And that's what Vivi's all about.
I know they're trying to. They're either they're either
trying to show their love or try to remove all the love that they
have out for this and some kind of weird bonding symbiosis thing
they have with this Chad. It's not about Chad.
It's about the greater. Good, you say, as you step into
the lobby of the IRS office, which feels like a post office
and a DMV had a really, really upset child.
How many people are in here? There are 4 booths, 1 is not
manned, only one person is being served.
There are three people in line and a security guard by the door
to the left, and there are two vending machines in here.
How crumbed up does the security guard look?
He looks a little distracted. If you want to go over and talk
to him, you can. Is there a number system like
take a ticket here? No.
There is a line though. I think, I think with these
kinds of situations you get seen quicker if you make a scene.
That's true. If you start crying, people will
start doing stuff for you. I do it all the time.
All right, who wants to be the one to cry?
Well, I. Feel like you're a beautiful
woman, so I rub her back. I'm like, it's gonna be.
OK can. We get some help here.
There is a woman crying here. Yeah, hold on, hold on.
Please, I've been waiting. I've come back here every.
Day. Excuse me, Are you all right?
Is is everything OK? Are you all right?
No. I I'm very concerned that you're
making a scene in here. Please be quiet in the IRS.
It's concerning. Well, she.
Thought you could make that much noise.
No, she needs to be seen immediately.
She's she's in my stress. I I am I.
Need financial help? She needs to be seen
immediately. We can't wait in this line.
I'm with the local scream sheet. Can you go ahead and tell me all
the issues that you're having here, particularly at the IRS?
I I have AI have a due date coming out for tonight.
Please go ahead and tell me everything that's going on.
Well, yeah, do you, do you need to see an adjuster or?
Well, obviously she's in an immense amount of pain right
now, and nobody's helping her. Please, please, ma'am, tell me
exactly what's been going on here with all this time that the
IRS hasn't been helping you, so I can put this down.
And take as much time as you need to.
Tell your thoughts it. Was the.
The kidneys I've I've signed up for a repayment plan and I've
been on a waiting list and I've come back every day this past
week and they keep telling. They keep pushing out my date.
IRS has been imposing blackout dates so that way they can
continue to collect extra fees on top of unpayments, so that
way they can scam you out of pay.
OK, what else? Ma'am, please tell me more.
Gladys I'm I'm, I'm going to, I'm going to pull AA1080 on this
one, if that's all right. I think so.
What's your name so I can make sure I can get this for the
report? And how do you respond to these
claims? I'm, I mean I'm just, I'm just
hired security. I don't actually manage, Greg.
Security guard has no power and apparently cannot seem to help
anybody wishes that they could but.
Roll for this performance and this pageantry.
See if I believe you, grumpy face.
I'm watching it. That's a 22.
Yo. 22 How's that a 22? That's 20.
Because I got a motherfucking head high.
Oh, that's right. Well, look, I'm sorry everyone.
This person is in distress. I'm going to show them to the
bathroom. They are not skipping line at
all. He looks at you.
At all right those that's that's yes in crying.
So follow me. Yeah, that's the tour.
Hero Guard has taken a choice in providing help to the person so
they can continue on. This is something to look up to
here in Knight City. Tracy, I need you to roll some
kind of performance role. Yeah, acting.
Come on. Where is that?
Yes. Oh no.
You have nothing in acting. Apparently not.
Something. They rolled A Crip.
They roll the Crip. Yeah.
As you're walking in the hallway, you are entertained by
retros rumor pretending, and it makes you laugh.
Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on. Everything hurts.
What's all this business? We're here for the organs.
I pull a gun out and I skip them from behind.
Wait, oh, are you are you making this combat now?
Yeah, the jig is up. IRS guard seems to be unprepared
for anybody to make any advances on them and has been caught by
surprise. Are you are you going to direct
this whole thing to the person? Guard, which still has not given
up name, has almost now pissed their pants.
The jig is up or here for the organs.
The Oregon we. Don't keep organs here.
It's just paperwork. Where are the organs then,
bitch? We we deal with a third party
for oh, I also don't know that information.
You'd have to ask. To someone who knows.
Well that's well, it's not three against one, it's three against
three because. But there are two other guards
in here, so. Oh yeah, where?
Where are they now? We'll blow all of you up.
I mean, we're all covered in armor and and we're standing
here in this facility that we know.
Then why are they coming after you, huh?
3 guards pointed out you. 3 Guards seem helpless against duo
super team of female colleagues who seem to be kicking ass upon
this entire IRS system in which the guards seem feeble to do
anything about. This is AI think, a face down
role, right? This is what this is.
Yeah, come on now. Look, somebody knows?
Face down. Very sneaky.
I like that. I like that.
Cool Plus reputation plus one D10O.
Boy, I don't know. I think mine actually might be
better than babies. But you might have good
reputation. I don't think I have anything to
reputation. I think that would be, let me
just do the math, 6789101112131415, that'd be
1616. What's your reputation?
It is at 4 no. It is at 5, so it's 17.
Five, yes, that's. She's notorious.
I mean, you're tough, but most of this is just people who are
infirmed because they're missing organs.
So I'm not really used to this. Do you?
Are you sure you want to fight? Do you not just want to wait
patiently for an adjuster? No, we know how this works.
Oh fuck. And we are.
Tired of being exploited? All right, well, I get -1 to
everything against you for the for the rest of time.
Take us to the person who knows where the organs are held or
we're going to blast all of your heads off.
Right, OK. Who's your third party contact?
Who's dealing with the guts? Well, then it it then I'm.
I'm, I'm very sorry to say, Right not.
It is indeed time to roll, fridge.
Unless you would like to force me to take you somewhere else.
But there are. Just because you rolled high
enough. I'm going to say there are more
guards and people beyond this door.
Yeah, yeah, I was going to say I try to block this door behind us
with like a vendit or something. There's nothing in this hallway
on purpose. Fuck, hey, I'm all for VV, I, I
said. I was following you into it and
now whatever your plans are, that's how it's going to be
This. Is obviously a great plan.
I think it's great. So you're in this hallway with
these three guards and VV you rolled highest on initiative.
What do? You do?
I did. I am going to pull out my San
Ruru Hello Kitty Ultra K8 assault pistol.
Hell yeah. And I'm just going to shoot at
the, you know, the guy, he was talking because he's, he was
annoying me. So I shoot.
I fire. 18 He does not have a reflex of eight, so he does get
hit. It was a good hit, yes.
Quite. And that was the 17 damage.
Oh fuck, you shot me. I said I was gonna.
Double sixes. You shot me very well.
Shit. Double sixes?
Oh shit. Is that regular ammo or armor
piercing? I think it's armor piercing.
Fair enough. I do have armor piercing, Sean.
Yeah. So he takes a decent hit.
He also has to roll on the critical injury table.
Go for the legs. Crushed fingers, he falls back
and crushes his hand. -4 to all actions involving that hand.
Paramedic fix DB13 and full treatment is a surgery DB15.
That's bad. Oh my.
Hand fork Oh God, oh oh oh oh. I have an expression for this
look at. That does that gun shoot once or
twice? I believe with the way I have
it, it's only once rate of fire one because I don't have it on.
Yeah, because it's a pistol, so it should only have, yeah.
One shot. And do you want to move at all?
You're just sort of standing in a line in this hole.
Yeah, I'm going to move forward like about about about there.
OK. And Greg turns to you.
Greg now now with a -, 4 to use anything two handed so he does
not get his result rifle. He gets out his heavy pistol and
shoots you point blank. 11 That's bad shot.
He misses at point blank range, getting not 11 but a 10 because
he has -1. Two attacks to you and his
bullet goes wide, sticking into the wall.
That sucks. That was.
That's not ideal. No, look, you still have time.
Burnt surrender. Oh, Bang Bang. 14.
Yes, I hit you with crit fail damage, which is annoying you.
Take you. Wait, what is your armor?
That doesn't even ablate my armor.
Well, pants. Says Greg.
Guards behind him. Also shoots Phoebe with an
assault rifle missing as the bullets fly past VV.
Everyone kind of looks at VV like they're in glistening rain
in a Studio Ghibli movie as the bullets glisten in the
fluorescent light of this horrible.
Down the hallway. Bullets glisten and dance around
the Med tech as the feeble guards seem to shoot without
ever having taken target practice whatsoever.
Yo, that was sick as hell. Cool.
I'm going to move up here and I'm gonna take out my baseball
bat that suspiciously is painted to look a lot like these.
And it says girls night on it. And I'm gonna, I'm gonna take a
couple swings at this guy for 19. 19 The first attack hits
for. 8. Damage.
Eight damage 8. Damage.
That is a decent amount of damage, so he takes 4.
Cool. Work.
Are you going to attack the same person again because you can
attack twice with a mellow weapon.
Yeah, this one attack. 20. 20. All.
Right. Let's see, Let's see how their
evasion is on this one. 15 damage.
If it hits. If it hits, which it will,
obviously. 11 That is not enough, yes.
So he takes a hit for 15 damage, did you say?
Yes. I did.
Damn. So 15 / 2 is not an even number.
So it's eight and he takes another critical injury to the
body. Break his arm.
Now he has a broken hand and a broken arm on the same side
because it wasn't a crit. Fail and he drops his assault
rifle on the ground. Fuck.
Oh, this is meant to be a cushy job.
I'm nice. Not nice enough, because you're
still working for the man. One of the guards in the back
points his assault rifle, now a coyote, because they are the
closer target and shoots missing with the 12 also create failed
damage as well. So just like wild bullets now
Vivi, you see the same thing as the glow sticks caused the
bullets in midair to glow ever so slightly purple.
It glistens like do in the air and then you hear ricochets in
the background. Wow.
It's really cool. Like like the dew falling from
the sky in Night City. The bullets just rain around
this powerful woman combo, while these ineffective guards are
unable to do anything. And it's retroid stone.
Oh shit. That was the turn.
That's. All I need narration.
OK, this will get it to be a first for a coyote.
Retro will reach behind them into their Tetromino backpack
and pull out their assault rifle code name Skeleton Key.
All right, well, you call this security Cox the gun.
I'm call it target practice and I've got a deadline to reach and
I'll fire at one of the ones at the back.
One on the left or the one on the right?
Which one hasn't been hit yet? Either One of them?
Neither of them. Then the one on the right.
Wow. 7 Not great damage though, but it does hit you hit for 21
damage. Confused like.
Is that armor piercing? Yes, because he did give me
armor piercing bullets. OK, and he isn't quite below
half health, but that hurt and it pushes him back a step.
And then I'd like to use my bonus action to try to
intimidate them. I don't know.
I guess another face down to put their weapons down and just.
Or you're trying to call the fight off?
Yeah. All right, roll for it.
See how that goes. Badly could fail.
Oh fucking ones ones. The I I'm on my call is not
great. My call is 6.
So 6 roll another D10. Oh my God.
That's good. Remember one on ones, so you got
one-on-one, which means you are -1 to your your call plus
reputation. So your call is what was it?
6. 6/6 plus Rep which is 6 is 12 -, 1 is 11.
I just rolled A1 and A3. Classic.
And you rolled the same. Well, Ty goes to the defender,
so it doesn't work. This this plan of yours does not
work. It's too late for luck.
No, it's too late for it now, boys.
You can go ahead and just put your weapons down and allow us
to, you know, take our items that we need and bugger off and
lick your wounds. For the last time, we don't keep
organs here, you dumb fuck. You're dead next, that one.
Which one? Said that one.
Are you talking to me? Customers never fucking listen.
You are a dumb fuck. He's dead.
He's fucking dead. Next time on no latency side
quest. Yeah, yeah.
Oh, let's go do it. Hit him again.
Yeah, he didn't seem very gregarious.
Who's. In charge of the guts.
That's some peanut butter Jelly time right there.
I shoot him. All right, this is that guy.
Shoot his ass. Let's go.
We should move quickly. Can.
We rob him. How do you get in the store?
Before that, I'm going to shoot this one day.
All right, Retro. I don't know if we need to.
Make me a liar if I don't. I'm not your mom.
Do whatever you want. I guess we're going through the
fence. Somebody better persuade me or
something, because I'm going to do it.
Retro, I just met you. I don't even know you.
We might be able to get through this way.
Come out to the bubble tea, We'll get together, have a few
laughs. We can kill him.
Hello, are you Sid? Which executive?
What apartment? I'll just jump on here and see
what I can find. We better get out of here.
You better start talking. You won't have to worry about
Trauma Team shooting you because I'm going to shoot.
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