Last time on no latency. So we're lack underground.
Yes, in a secret Cavern, was some sort of Beast, you shut
down and coming week, picked up nine.
Last time you have not cleaned up after you owe me after this
short bathrooms clear did get a snack though.
You want some Digi cones? Iona, can you oh never mind.
I guess this one is a lock that turret just squish.
Space is the flush facility. Oh dear God, my purple Poppin
son of a bitch. We got one more living gun over
there which have until you're the hero.
I just kind of want to know what a living /.
It takes me, they are still active.
Are they normally covered in flesh?
You know, I've been dying for a good elevator ride in a while as
long as it's not Girl from Ipanema.
Or anything else of note in here besides the turrets and the
vending machines and the elevator doesn't look like there
is chat. Do you smell anything?
Oh, I smell a whole lot and it all smells pretty tasty if I'm
going to be honest with you. Okay, quick question job.
Yep. Do the turrets smell any
different than the Dead? Bodies you eaten before yeah,
they're that taste profiles per what you eat or is it?
Well, just the same flavor. Normally I would I would
describe the taste of human flesh is kind of a Lean, and
with that, with just a hint of a scallop spice to it on the back
end. But, but I'll tell you this
stuff. This stuff has like a, it's
like, it was marinated in barbecue sauce and I'm not gonna
lie to you, I'm having to hold myself back at know what part of
it. Do you think makes it sweet?
I would guess maybe the metal. Maybe it's because Because it
was a, you know maybe it's like it when it rusts maybe it'll
create some sort of crystalline sugary structure that dissolves
into the meat. That's that's what I had to
guess, but I'm no doctor and and Jeb looks over at at the dock if
you just shifts their eyes as she has no idea.
I'm sure there's a scientific reason for it.
Yes, I'm trying to figure it out in my brain is just trying to
say that the Necrotizing flesh to the metal oxidizing and to
rest is that like how blue cheese is made?
And so the crystalline figures of that creates a sweet flavor
based off of the calcium retro. That's exactly what that is
exactly what he's saying gross. No, it ain't gross.
It's delicious. And how can I take a shot out of
my hambone brother Deva here? Bone hand.
Bone game 1hp. just, All right, so, it looks like there are
three turrets on this level four turrets, on the next four.
Turrets on Level 3, and only one turret on the last level.
And we gotta shoot them all. Yes.
And it looks like level four is on lockdown.
Currently, I'm pretty hungry which makes sense.
I did seven. Thank you.
That would be lovely. No, I see that there are access
Keys. Required.
Okay, thank you. I see that there are access
Keys. Required, where might I find any
of those offices? There are two.
Let's go there. Yes, let's do girls.
There. Let's do go there.
We can go to three without the key and you can't go to for
until the contamination is Rena. You sure we can't activate it up
here and just blow the whole fucking thing.
Now, is that a question? Got a saddle and a serious one.
Fuck protocol. 17. I forgot.
I'm really thinking back on that favor, you'd have me in your
pocket but is that worth it? And you don't want another
little ball floating around the bar.
You don't want them to talk to each other.
Think about delightful. That would be, I already can't
stand the first one, not sure. We need another problem.
Know what? What do you mean meanest?
And the first one does everyone here really hate 9 Allied
dancing in them. Nice creepy, BV to kill me.
So there is a bit of a bias there runs nine, tried to kill
you once they've saved us and Jeb, they help make your bike,
go fast. Yeah.
But I cannot do without it. You can't use the Retro tracks
without them. You'll die on Landing.
But fine. Look, I can appreciate his work
without liking them. They person thing.
Yeah. Personality.
I'm not sure how to address thing thing looks.
All right, you'd have to ask major.
Let's see. So it says on the third level
There is high contamination, present.
Could you spell that out for me 7 Do you think that this might
make me change my mind? It doesn't
Try not to cry. The cat.
Take is a dump. Oh, not quite as smart as nine.
Now, would you have an emergency protocol for if someone were to
leave now without getting the job done?
My job, the job 7? No, we're not.
My scanning dr. Hi, I got to hide me back, but
he said this is somebody was coming to fix the turrets and
then I can repair me. Dr. Haydn Berg said that there
was a technician coming. Yeah.
Yes, the name does sound familiar.
You're a doctor doctor. How can you not know?
I'm just making. I'm just making Town.
Don't listen. But I don't have an Extranet
connection. They wouldn't let me have one.
What you don't know about the people you work for?
Well. Yeah, no.
Most of the work is confidential.
Do do I know dr. Hyde and Berg roll local.
Expiration Ridgeview? Where wish prefix 350 million?
Sure if you free free, free free, free free, free retro roll
perception. Okay, 19.
You know dr. Edinburgh to be a scientist that
has worked on a body fueled by project he did at one point work
on body for your body. He was successful too but he was
taken to another team and then you didn't you would you just
told that he was promoted? He was a lead scientist, not a
head. Scientist seems like he might
have been the lead scientist here.
I'm just going to pour Iona side.
Hey look, listen, like I know you have this.
Fascination with creating a menagerie of AI, well SI
personalities, but this one seems really like off the walls.
Like bouncing off the walls, like splatter everything against
the walls like this something degraded in this one, I'm more
nervous about 7 and I am of Nine and Nine tried to kill me.
I'm sure it's fine. Put them in like a teddy bear or
something. I got to make that two then to
huh? Oh we'll find something.
This is going to be dangled rope all over again.
What nothing? Anyway.
So 7 the question I was actually asking you is what does high
contamination mean what what is contaminating that area?
Great. I'll send his overloaded but we
tested the subjects Jets Jets. And what kind of subjects did
you have? Well, first, it was
very helpful. Quick question 7, you have
security systems here, but we've seen so far.
Do you have a camera system? Well, can we see some of them?
And, of course, to check reports brush.
I'm just going to be honest. I think, you know, I used to
worry about biotechnical now, not So Much Anymore.
It feels like they kind of bid too low as contractor and they
just come out with Just shit facilities.
Well you made them cry. Well finally all right well
shall we head up them down? Rather down.
Sorry I like your positivity because we're probably going to
need that in this. Yes!
Oh wait! We'll have to come up really
fast. Faster than shoot 7 can run.
Loot, is there an emergency exit from here often here?
But from over there, I don't have arms, you don't know.
Could you describe to me what over there is?
Where like lighten up? The facility like I don't have
lights. I'm A-Okay in on the other side
of the facility there is a ferrite Escape system.
And an essentially what happens is that the cat's gets activated
or there's a fire and a system. But through very big metal to
create a big old tube on the left hand side of the facility
and your primer for your dear life.
All right. Wonderful.
Thank you for letting me know. Are we ready to go down?
I'm ready. You ready is ever me.
Also, I just want everyone to know that there are a lot
apparently of turrets that we're going to run into and I can't, I
can't say that I'll eat them all.
All right, so for that, I'm taking my own, there are far too
many and I am already starting to feel.
Jeb, I challenge you eating competition.
I knew this was gonna happen. I just can't, you know?
I look, I like to eat his words. The next Finishes.
Many turrets, is you can you win 500 Eddie's?
I don't know if I'm falling for that one.
I'm with Jeb on this one. It might not be healthy for.
It might not be healthy, but it'll be funny.
Thank you doc, I appreciate that.
Look, not for my health. You know what?
That's what a good duck supposed to do.
What I do best. Well now you just taking my
phone away, so are we all going to get in the elevator?
Yes, yes enough chitchat, you will step into the elevator, the
elevator door, closes you're standing in.
In this big circular elevator. There's a panel in front of you
with the different floors on it. They're elevator music, the dude
from Italy likes coffee, and I don't know if I like mocha in
there. What, what was remix?
Is a pretty cool? Is this a DJ clones?
Sounds banging what happens if the turrets of like right in
front of the elevator? Can you just like stand in front
of me? Yeah my shield I will protect
you all the shields are almost Circle so the right hand side
interesting that the circle is spattered with blood is
clotting. Yeah that's funny.
I'm gonna get my shield out. If you could send Blood starts
to pour between the crack of the two doors to come closer and
closer to the bottom pool. Shudder, as you hit the ground
and to the door open, so it's manual.
Should we wait? What do you mean?
That's giving it a quick list elevator doors manual, we have
to open it and cows. Yes.
Well we have to press a button and tell it to open.
All right shoot Choo-choo-choo, I'm ready ovv.
Making noises. I see, let's do that.
So used to Jeb. You still do.
You got what you got me? Is there a guard rail in this
elevator, like a handrail rope reception, 17.
Yes. I stand on the handrail.
I picked myself up and I just get on the handrail and like,
kind of squat down, just ready for this wave of blood to hit
us. I'll shine Means.
Do you say that I'm scared? Can I get on somebody's back?
I can get on my back. I got you found.
Well I'll lead the way leaders lead because somebody pressed
the button to open the door. Jeb you do it you're already
dirty. All right Loop door opens there
in front of you. Is a bloody room is blood.
God absolutely like a massacre man.
Blood Salty's would hate this. I'm also sensing that Iona also
hates that I'm seeing there in front of you, three turrets, and
the distance just behind a little bit of broken.
Wall is the Badlands Beast roll for initiative.
There you are, girl. We missed you.
Someone said that there was going to be a wall of blood,
there's a floor of blood, I thought that maybe I was
thinking like a wave of blood coming into the elevator and
this seemed like the best idea since Ronnie's.
Not doing me any favors I might as well.
Stop listening to them. Get off of the door opens and
they're facing. You all is the triple turret gun
covered in Flesh and Blood. The room is also covered in
Flesh and Blood. There's blood on the floor,
Blood on the walls, a badlands beast in the corner roaring at
you and two other turrets as well.
And underneath the table and around it are the Dead.
Of this facility, the humans that seemingly were missing or
at least some of them and you hear the turret start to wear
up, you may all position yourself if you roll over and
Athletics, check 12, otherwise you stay in the elevator and
become very still talking 12 over 12.
Oh yeah. Now Jeb you try and go forwards.
Unfortunately, slipping on some viscera on the ground and
falling over just at the mouth of the elevator.
Everyone else can choose where you take some sort of cover, I
don't know. James, I slip and fall
face-first in the blood in the elevator.
I stay saying I'm perched on that handrail and as that
happens when the doors open. At.
And you did say that the turret was taking fire, right?
Yes. I immediately try to jump off in
my foot, the inner soul of my boot gets caught on the
handrail. And so instead of going forward
I just slip and fall face first on the ground.
Oh retro my head looks up and it's just covered in blood.
I can fix that. Are you, are you?
All right? I put my new my tooth, my tool
hand to my face and I I use one of my fingers to spray Windex on
my face and then wipe it off. Oh, it's not it's not Remy's.
I don't know, maybe I'm getting behind you.
Yeah I'm placed first in the ground.
I'm laughing up with blue blood. I'm sad, I'm leaving into it.
Let me guess this one tastes like marinara, you know, I'd say
more of a kind of a weirdly enough, it's a little pesto,
I've known Jeb for months now and I just learned this about.
I just learned that he's been this obsessive over here, human
body parts and things. Well, to be fair, it's not just
a few minutes. Anywho living tissue period,
guys, the Torah is firing deviate, you should dark and
then it just bullets, hail towards you rolling.
A 17 that hits your Shield doing 20 damage to the shield.
How much damage can the shield take.
What interests you put up this bulletproof shield.
And as the bullets hail towards you, they shatter into the
polycarbonate surface and it cracks in front of you and
splits into a dozen pieces, which come hailing towards you.
And then fizzle as they hit the Dune Shield, you've left that on
and it's and everyone looks at you as you've narrowed.
Escaped being fully hit that Dune Shield has taken 12 points
of damage and you have lost your bulletproof Shield but it looked
cool. You see V for a second like grab
duck, her head delegate to protect her head but then she
realizes she has another shield on.
So she is okay. Well, that was lucky.
Yeah. Yeah.
So much for the cover. Everybody used to find cover.
Yeah, you think? You're licking Blood on the
ground. Well, look, it was just a little
lap before I get up. And I take an absolute strenght
to the closest thing, which I see is a table, a big long
table. I can see in, you know, big
fancy high-rise offices. But this is like a low-rise
office, right? Like a layer like a layer and
that's pretty good after cleaning my face off.
Off with my cyberpunk Windex. Remy will also make a Mad Dash
to the table to take cover? It was going to take that bag of
Digi cones and he's going to start just trying to crush it as
much as possible while keeping it in the bag.
Okay. Just really trying to crush it
into fine powder. With the other hand, they're
going to take two shots at the turret to there, right?
Okay. Roll for it 19.
Yeah, that hits nice. That's also a double six.
Oh shit. Okay well good.
See you hit the turret head-on and a piece of Flesh.
Rips off the side and smashes against the wall, sliding to the
ground with a little bit of a trickle the turret glitches.
Slightly it, you see it grown with pain that as parts of the
flesh, try and regrow and fail to still up.
Good. Yes.
So I need to make a critical critical injury chart for
machines because you fight so many of them, but I'm going to
say, as I just rolled a critical on the a11 on a critical injury.
I'm going to say this is bad. In the process of doing this.
The gun is pointed towards you, but now, it can only shoot in
that direction the turning. Beneath it has fused to the
ground and now it can only shoot exactly where retro is it as it
turns towards you, the barrel eyeing, you fire back at this,
hitting the turret. Just underneath what you can
only describe as a chin and the top of the turret rips off
smashing against the wall and explodes.
Yeah, he'll shot. That's not blood on my face.
Now this side of the room is like safe for like cover and
stuff that's really smart. Oh I didn't think of that but
you plan that oh that is smart. I'll tell you that's where I'm
coming me too. Because this you know this bit
here is like where the turret was is kind of a wall.
So we could hide from the bad stuff.
Yeah, because now that's out of the room.
Doesn't have a gun shooting at us.
Problem is that's out of the room.
Does have a giant kitty cat. On the other side of the wall,
you know, ratna. Next to you retro I'm coming.
Hold on bud. And you slide into a pool of
blood Yeah, hold on. Let me get that for you and I
let's take my thumb and I kind of like wipe it against his
cheek where there's a splatter of blood.
And I, all right, I'm taking out the other one and I jump out for
a little bit dual somersault. Take a potshot on the opposite
end. Turret also role in athletics
oopsie, you did real planning 13.
Your Role is mediocre at best but because you kind of rolled
me Made it just is you being silly.
So you get no bonus checks out or - whatsoever for this moment
and everyone looks at you you could have shot him.
Go. All right that's it.
That's a family heirloom, don't you have like the American now I
do. Yeah, the Ameritech Magnum.
I got it. All right, so jab you hit this
thing hard and doing a grand total of Roma 7 damage there.
It's still standing, you were still have enough time to slide
behind that when so you're not standing there.
Well, yeah, obviously I'm Gonna Roll back to where I was next to
my best friend. Rick throw that high.
Five sucks. You should do it again.
Outside again. Okay.
Jeb. You were going for the Lesser
turret. Correct.
That's what emerges you don't. Look pretty dangerous to me.
But yes, the smaller one. Okay, I'm actually gonna do
something. A little risky here.
I'm going toward this turret for cover.
The, I'm going toward the turret.
That's been taken down for cover, and I'm going to pull up
the flashlight and point it toward the, the Beast here.
Kitty kitty. Try to distract it Phoebe.
No. Yep.
Right, love that. I don't know if this is a good
idea, but now that you've said it, you've got a role for for
playing with the why are you distracting that if the turrets
are shooting us, do you think that the flesh turrets are going
to shoot the Flesh of beasts? Not really sure where the logic
is sound. So you managed to To distract
the Beast and it jumps across the table to the other side of
the. I just wanted to take cover over
here, without that thing attacking me.
So now that that's done. I will, like, I would like to
shoot at the other turret, but if that is my whole action, I
accept that, that is my hope that you can shoot one.
Okay? That's fair.
I'm not actually gonna. Well, if I have a better range,
I think I do have a better shot at the big turret, so I'm going
to try that one. And I do horribly if I roll so I
probably miss you do. Miss 11 is not enough.
Even the game says, you need at least 13.
So your flashlight moment actually is pretty useful.
You've pulled all of the enemies to the other side of the room?
Now, helping anyone else in the elevator, have a little bit more
of a defensive position in this. Incredibly bloody room, the
Badlands Beast jumps across the table and is now looking for the
light that you have turned off and you go to shoot the turret
mrs. Pinging off the wall and then
sticking into some more flesh on the ground.
Some success. And a little failure but that's
because I am still in the elevator.
I'm just going to lean up against the right side where I
can get a clean shot at the smaller turret that is still up
right to shoot it. And I sure did you did a really
good job. You hit the side of the Blasted
thing, the bullet ricochets into some of the flash curves around
the metal on the inside, and blows out the other side as the
tip of your bullet explodes, causing one of its lungs.
To burst covering the Badlands beast in some flesh.
It was in Surprise as the turret.
Take some damage and you see it almost grown in sorrow.
As a friend of its is dying. The turret takes a decent amount
of damage, 10 total after deductions and it's still up.
It's a little angry and it goes to turn towards the elevator.
And I Placed myself against the back left-hand side of the
elevator where it can't get a clear shot of me through the
doors. Nice, nice shot, and I'm doing
my best. I think it's my turn.
Well, do it again, but better do it again the better, all right?
And as they go to do it, they literally just dropped their gun
in blood. Pick it up, pick it up, sorry,
sorry. Okay, I get two shots with this,
right? Yes, I'm a Precision solo.
Get some. Enroll very good on damage but I
hit, we'll have to get you a better gun.
It's not always the guns fall, right?
Think we all need better guns. I would agree.
I think we should go shopping. We need a shopping shopping.
I love shopping. Yeah, episode heard me.
You want me to um give us items and stuff.
Black chrome. Just came out motherfucker.
Then Del spins back into the elevator.
Or at least they hit it. Once, I'm going to clean my gun
and I can't really go anywhere until I finished doing that.
So I rolled a cry for help. Just stay in here with me, okay,
I'll get this bloody rag out of here as quickly as possible to
thank you. I'm so glad I can't smell it.
Oh yeah, you're still wearing that oxygen master.
I am for good reason. It's giant Roar from the
Badlands beast in the room. It looks at you and growls,
Unfortunately, the nearest Target is Jeb.
Sometimes as a hero, you got to take Foods.
This thing doesn't look very happy jab.
Yeah, but that's a 20 gem, roll evasion.
All right. And 18, not enough, this claw,
admittedly Lee rolls a Crip fail.
So only really rips at your armor.
There's already do too much damage.
Oh baby. When you.
All right you receive girl for damage calm and your armor is a
blatant. Jumps to the side and attempts
to attack you. Once again this time lowering
its head and pointing its giant unicorn like blade.
That's been grafted into its forehead towards you now.
Now girl come on, come on B-17. All right, huh?
Didn't beat. It didn't quite get it.
Well you met and unfortunately The attacker always wins and a
neat and something here. So this Beast jumps towards you
growling violently as its head sword, slashes across your left
arm, causing 11 damage and then it spins itself backwards in a
way, call the move than you did earlier.
And then goats itself towards you shrugging his shoulders and
almost smirking at you as it's managed to hit you twice.
Yeah. Oh, all right girl.
All right, calm down, calm down. It's gonna be fine.
All right, I'm not here for you. I'm just here, take a bite out
of that right there and Jeb points over the beasts shoulder
to the still live turret. The turret points at VB and it
tries to shoot you across the room.
But you're at the very opposite side of the width of this room.
So this is not an easy shot. But neither is it a hard shot?
That would be 12 that still is not enough.
The bullets halo around, you do a little bit of a Dodge, there's
a little bit of a Ricochet still feels pretty cool to not be hit
as one would expect situation. We love, shoot you again,
rolling an actual 10, this time, and that things very low on
health and it was weirdly, as it tries to attack.
Can I use my reaction? Yes, I just wanna use my
reaction to swap weapons from my Shotgun to buy assault rifle as
you do that, the big triple turret recalibrates you hear it
start to spin up again, but the only person who can't see his
baby. The table gives me some cover,
it shoots into the elevator. Oh crap fail.
Nice as it tries to wear up a bit of Flesh flicks into one of
the barrels and it curls in as it tries to attack bullets,
flail out of the other two but the third one wrenches to the
side flies off with a small explosion.
This gun now does - 1 damage. Take that gun.
Yeah, but I imagine it has a rate of fire of more than one
and it rolls a 12 still not enough Oh my God, why are we in
a Wily in a place where bullets ricochet.
Hmm, I could have been asked Joe.
Yeah, I'm real glad I got out of liar.
Well, it's about to be you, the ground near us at all know,
there's a dead body parts and blood underneath the conference
table bullet-ridden courses and knife.
Stabbed. Two corpses but also
bullet-ridden, cause I like to take a piece of scrap out of my
bag. Okay.
And attach that to the bitchy cones and then I'm going to
slide it across the table, kind of like air hockey towards the
big targets. Okay, making sure it's looking
and some Bluffs that way. It's got some slick to it right?
Okay. I'm gonna slick it all the way
over towards the big turret and I'm going to shoot it as soon as
it hits the big Torrid hopefully causing a dust explosion because
as we've already Tablets TTG cons are whisky flavored.
So there's a bit of alcohol in them already and it dust
explosion can happen from fine particles and cause a fiery
explosion. I love it.
It's so MacGyver. You get inspiration role of
things for that sliding across. The table is like a 12 and
creating a fireball I'd say is about 14 or 15.
Okay. So maybe a sixteen-year-old
gamble to roll across the table. I'm going to use my inspiration.
Immediately immediately. Oh my God.
How did you roll? What else that's really do.
You have a, do you have a spare inspiration?
Does anyone? I do have one more.
I really wanted to happen. The little, the little bit of
metal spins down the table and you watched your to Inspirations
disappear into a puff of shmona 21 into a puff of fiery smoke
and the smell of these Digi cones.
Fills the air as the fiery powder lands on the turret and
it is Now on fire and you hear it scream that's unpleasant and
it takes 21. Why is it making that noise?
I don't know because I don't program.
Turrets are just as good as a general question.
Since you're the closest one here to what biotechnical really
does know. Obviously, these flesh guns are
not supposed to be screaming, they're also not meant to be
flash guns. Thank you friend.
Do I'm sorry, I can't, I just can't get myself to shoot at
the, the good girl and I poked my head out once again and take
two shots at the turret, okay? Off to your first shot, nine
again, so bad as you fire a bullet over it and the Beast
watches, this bullet fly back, hit the turret in the turret,
just breaks into a bunch of pieces.
The center of A turret was full of Flash and it explodes
everywhere all over the side of the Badlands beast.
And you can smell that Tangy goodness, that turret has
imploded into a pile of Flesh. And now, all that's left in this
room attacking you is a on fire turret and fairly intact a fat
man's Beast. Hi girl.
Look, don't come after me, come on out.
Girl, calm, down, calm down. There's plenty of food to eat
here. How about you?
Just back up and take a nice nice pot out of that.
Delicious sweet Tangy little salty.
Turret me instead of your second gun you may Roll.
Animal handling. It is incredibly High DV.
This this is unlikely so I'm just going to go ahead and say
that I do not expect this to work but yeah.
You got it. You can throw some luck in
there. Pretty high was a 21 folks for
all Yogi's and no, it's not. It's not the DVD.
I was looking for. What was the DVD you're looking
for Legendary? Legendary 29.
The Beast tilts its head and looks at you confused.
Why? You haven't shot it in the face
and Wars. Give you a bit of a jump.
Oh shit. And Jeb runs.
And like Dives out to the other side of the, of the long table
behind retro. The last turret, it's on fire,
but it's still functioning. Yes.
Okay, I'm gonna try to blow it up.
So I am going to shoot at it. Hey 18 Hits, 10 damage, 10
damage at the big turret blaming turret.
The big flaming turret takes some damage from you.
You see parts of its armor, fly off, it's on its last legs.
Whenever it tries to turn it tends to Stutter order to get
back to your place of cover, where you will not get shot by
this. That's going to that's going to
cost. You your full movement.
You can either stay at the end, just here.
Have a better shot at the Beast later or you can head back to
your little alcove in the corner of the room.
I'm going to risk it for the biscuit, I'm staying out here
but I did try shooting again and I did not do great.
Yeah 12. You miss your second bullet as
you're trying to make this decision flies past the turret
and almost hits the computer behind it.
That might be bad. You're lucky this time, okay?
Then Del cover me and I'm going to exit the okay, elevator, and
go to BB's previous hiding spot. And as I do, I'm going to take
Take a shot at the Badlands least 23, unfortunately you
rolled badly on damage but that's okay.
Roll, very bad. The bullet of your garden flies
into the Badlands Beast left shoulder and comes out the other
side and bits of metal and blood fly out behind the shoulder.
It Roars at you. As you run across the room
taking your only shot doesn't do a lot of damage but you have a
bladed, it's on. Wait, wait, what?
What do I do? Come with me.
Oh, oh, okay. Do I do the same thing?
Yeah. So, as as I am taking a shot at
the paddle and beasts and getting to cover, Vandal will
take two shots at the big gun and follow me.
Take that take that. And that and that, yeah, the
second one was a crit however role really bad way.
However, I felt really badly but still It's crit.
So totally hits. And that's evident 5 by 3, which
that's a legendary hit. This on fire turret, which is
now, wailing takes one bullet with Sparks a little bit and it
takes another bullet. It's barely holding on.
It's got very little health and very little armor left as pieces
of Flesh. Start actively falling off.
It going no, we're not moving on their own but falling off it as
it's unable to hold itself together.
Doesn't like a jelly Nothing in the hot sun.
Yes, and it's quite close and it's made of blood.
Yeah, the Beast Roars jumping at retro with its claws missing
because it rolled a curry favor board on its belly.
When it jumps on me, why don't you fetch her?
That was cool. And then it goes to use its
grafted head sword. The second shot though, it has a
good chance of hitting you roll above 17 for having no worries
there. My evasion is, like, top-notch,
I'm totally totally. My vision is so evasive, you
don't even like need to roll it really.
It was like, yeah, you know. Yeah, you really shouldn't.
Whoa. You rolled 23 + 3 on evasion and
Newton's is jumps towards you jumps off the table trying to
attack you and seemingly you haven't moved in the Beast.
Looks at you in wonder. And I flick it in the nose.
The big turret surprisingly gets to go again.
There's so little Health its name do.
It could finish this thing up. It tries to hit v b because
they're the most open Target. Yeah.
Oh my goodness. That's an 11.
That's really bad. The only rolled it three and the
bullets are hail across you. And it tries to shoot you.
The full. It's sticking to the wall and
you can smell the gun barrel heating up and cooking, some of
the Flesh on it. If you hear it Sizzle.
Oh, I see, it gets to be set at shoulder arms because it's arms,
are it sends our shoulders, our guns?
Yeah, it's second hit. However, does hit you for 16
damage. Your Shield Fizzles before you
as the bullets. Turn into smoke at the end of
that turrets turn. It takes fire damage and
explode, the turret finally can't hold itself together.
The final gun barrel, turn causes it to cook itself from
the inside, and part of it just explodes in the heat as the top
of the machine Billows with flesh and it set What was in the
barrel? Just clinks down.
It's still on fire. Then let's put that out at some
point. No, no weeks.
Not quite cooked yet. Let flame-broiled dr.
Birkins retro does who the danger of the Badlands Beast?
However, as felt a soft spot because everyone's been asking
retro to save other NPCs. So, printers going to reach down
and grab one of the body. It's off of the ground and tried
to give it to the bads land. These as like a treat while
calmly and carefully petting its face.
Hopefully, to establish some kind of form of dressed.
Yes, we trying to tame this thing or kill it.
I suppose we're trying to tame it, now it look, it ain't done
nothing to us except for all the things that it did do.
But don't worry about that, okay?
It's a good girl. But It needs a little love.
Yeah, I'm blaming you for this. Wait, guys.
Yeah, this one doesn't have a muzzle.
What? But I told you that right, I
owner. Why is that bad?
Because that means there's more than one Next time on no
latency. We can't tame it.
At least we don't have to kill. It may be like trap it, there's
multiple of them, get them on our side.
Mayan will handle is pretty high when we assigned to kill these,
maybe we can try and get, then it'll be more susceptible to
train. It won't be able to drink all of
them can be all right? Okay.
Like I told you before, just kill the damn thing.
Wow, it's regenerative and can bio mesh with technology, so
that's kind of what we were doing down here, dr.
Haydn Berg. Can we determine how long
they've been dead for? I probably could, you are a
doctor? Well, I'm not getting back up on
that handrail. That thing is dangerous.
It is dangerous. Well, I do see some bullet
wounds on him but unfortunately, these are very old bullet wounds
like several months old. He's been dead for a few months.
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