Last time on no latency, we can go and check inside, right?
Get to see what mission control does.
Wow. Technology is beautiful former
employer. It wasn't that your boss?
Oh shit, dr. Dave, I think Jeb wants to go
first sure. Did you give me a liar strap me
in? This might be a good time for
some sleuthing probably ideal you with Michaels.
Got this is more than just a communication satellite.
Yep, batter up. Up.
You could download a Consciousness.
Oh shit. I'll do it.
You could download a Consciousness.
It's The Syndicate. So then now, what do you think
they're talking about, right? Question Martin, where is
everyone collector? I'm Anna.
I'm sure you are serious shit. Are you up to You'll up?
And it's lovely to see you. How I wonderful to see you.
That was good, seeing a collector of the make it.
What is it is always good seeing you collector?
No that's always good seeing you.
What is it that you drinking their actual water weight?
Their actual water actual water? Where did they harvest that from
that? I made.
And I had him, give me any mistakes were made actual water.
Have it imported from the Moon Wait, actual Moon water.
What? What am I drinking?
This picks for that? Well no not really no, of
course, I'm being Superfluous. No no no no no.
I just had five got this lovely. Got this spring that I know
about don't you well color me jealous?
Yeah Color Me. Blue is my favorite color.
I'm gonna go right to Green now and my mood cloak.
You just have to ask me, pulls out a bottle of actual water.
You go. Oh, thank you.
You're welcome. Anyway.
What do you fuck is up to? It's always something.
Fun going on. Well, I suppose we're here to
watch the launch. I was that old boring.
I mean, it's for work. I do the biotechnical thing of
Canon course, no more and blowing up buildings sneaking
into things. I don't know what you're talking
about. I would know.
That's right. How do they know that I'm a
fixer? I know she had Brown.
Do they know that? Can you hear me Shy?
You're so funny. Yeah, it's been right in front
of me treasure. Come on, come sit down on the
sofa. Come sit down.
Park your bottoms and you will surround the collector.
I'm not sitting. I'm not sitting on communal.
Couches couches. Yes.
Oh I'm definitely on the other side of the room is Big circular
room from the doors. Is this huge glass window?
And you can see the launch platform very clearly from this
window with plenty of space for Detritus to find its way between
the tracks of the Petals of this facility.
I'm going to send a message to Van Del on my tile.
ETA or update. Jab jab jab jab jab, jab, jab
what. What, what a message from Iona
says ETA. / update. ETA / update is this, Some sort
of code now. Jab, you pillock.
It's how long are we going to be?
Oh, I don't know what's behind that next door.
All right. Okay, I'll open the door and
then I'll give you an update. As you put your hand up to the
door, it doesn't move because it's electronic involved.
I scan the my astronaut badge, George faster, not George
faster. Not the fastest astronaut you
ever see it beeps and you see the lock go from red to Green.
Good move, Jedi be all right, frou-frou.
Perception 19 also roll stealth 21.
Yeah, as you sneaky little head into the room, you can see
plenty of things, a lot of things, bunch of boxes, be
conned, got safety area, and in the middle of this huge tall,
room is a giant spaceship, it's huge.
Oh, shit! And to your left inside of the
door, he hasn't seen you yet. There was a guard.
You were old 19 on perception. So, It's the only person you see
in here. Oh, Dad, what do you see b?
B b spaceship. It's a pig.
Oh shit, I think is huge. Yeah, might be give us 20
minutes. Iona, we're going to be about 20
minutes. Just, I've only got the three
dots. They haven't sent me a message
back here. You just get the steel 3.0.
Are you waiting for me to respond?
I wonder if they just like typed a few letters and it's just
saying they're typing rather than actually typing.
All right, well, I mean, we gotta go in, right?
I mean, I'm sneaking pump. Sneaking up on this.
Like, are we gonna do like a? We're going to go to space
without them and yes, I mean, old.
Oh no wait, hold on. We gonna do you want to be alone
in space with you know, like the tech person in a bunch of the
only thing. You said, 20 minutes, 20
minutes, tell what to do it only with, we found the special one,
their launcher Chad. I'm just gonna call I.
All right, you're on. Jed, put your ear against my
ear. Okay Iona, I'm touching faces
with Jeb. He can like you, can you hear
me? We found the spaceship hear me.
Yes, I can hear you. You found the ship.
We found it. It's B.
It's really big. It can totally fishfail
perception. The definitely mounted.
It takes to get into space is a lot but the actual satellite
will be much smaller. I promise you.
Don't because I want we all we all gonna go to spice or is it
just me and fantail? We were unclear probably upon
it? Should be all of us.
Why would it just be usual asses over here?
Where are we going Spike? Darren, it's there's a lot of
compartment for cargo. It looks like they're sending up
more than one satellite which that's fairly plain to see
because it has satellite containment one and two on the
side, the inhaling you only talked about one, that's only
real dad. Levin.
But it's like printed on the side so it's not really that,
hello. It's there's also like some
guards in here guard. We checked most of the building
and there's another route as one gar.
I think would take about it now. You did it already class.
We kicked a guy of the stick to guys, after that.
Oh, that's right. Yeah, there were two I got the
video. You won't see it almost ended up
there. Now later later later later.
Am I meeting you or I get the whole crew down here.
I got the key. Find a reason, find a reason to
come to space ship, come to where you haven't told me where
you are, despite you wear, in Section 3, the restricted area.
All right, I guess we all just Avoid these windows and get to
section 3, we'll try and sort this out okie dokie okie dokie.
You really Iona? That's not, I don't know.
I'm crying now. Okay, cool.
You got it? Boss him.
I don't like it. I don't like it either.
For whatever it's worth. I'm just gonna awkwardly, I
don't know. All right, I don't know and grow
Jeb, and I do not agree. We should get rid of this
Garden, try and find a way to sneak onto the spatial.
All right? I got a plan, you had right on
the other side of this door, okay?
And laying you knock on the door and they in the garden home and
then, okay, I'll stab him in the face with my big knife.
That's intense. Okay.
More intense than 1,000. Good luck.
They'll just knocks on the door. Wow.
But to wants on my fucking damage.
That's why I'm here. Evasion, nine know he fails, the
difference is more than eight. That was a cold shot to the
head. You do 3 D6 + 1 damage causing 6
damage to his face roll again because it's a melee attack.
Can I just rolled the damage? You you trying to kill this guy?
Get? Yeah.
Oh yeah. Okay murder.
Are we go 15? Jesus Christ.
All right. Okay, so you you stab him twice
in the face and you pull him into the room and honest ground.
Your second hit reporting damage and cut your fucking tongue off
and it's lying on the ground Avondale.
Fucking hell Jones knew. Then this guy's like writhing in
pain. In the Kendall's just dragging
him down the room. Jeb just don't eat the tongue.
Why would I do all resist torture drunk?
I knew exactly what the deal was going with that 15.
You look at the tongue knowing that it's very tasty, but you
can choose You hear a faint, scream in the background is the
other guard is pushed off the side of this person.
Now throat, three cards of decided something you now have
dispatched with that guard. Okay, through of up the side.
I didn't eat the tongue. Well done, and then they'll
picks it up and throws it into the crowd.
I mean, they have to waste it like that, just because I was
going to eat that evidence Jed. I don't get to eat it.
Let's do is probably probably a get, like a ShamWow or something
for all this Blood, huh? I'm going to check these.
These lockers and that Del opens one of the lockers and inside is
a fully repaired and intact space outfit.
Oh, oh, oh well. That would have been nasty.
Look at the ground astronaut enter.
This is where they come and get dressed into the suits for the
space thing. Yeah, we should have done that
instead of murdering the guy home.
Yeah, that would have been smart.
Didn't even check the room. No, not allowed.
And even look. Well, I guess look, I'm gonna be
honest. Been looking forward to putting
on spacesuits. Whole time that's both put on
spectacles space suits. I'll text I owner and tell them
I found space suits. No I got, don't worry about.
Okay I'll get in a space suit you text them.
I just text space suits. And Iona you're sitting in this
observation room and there's various stats about the rocket
booster projected onto the glass wall and you get a text message.
Well it says it's from Jeb not. It says his space suits.
Exclamation point. I don't know what this means.
I'm assuming they found spacesuit, right?
I shot my tile. Do you try and stop the
collector from looking at your tile?
No space always love it when there's a scheme.
Are you going to space collector me?
I'll fuck no. Absolutely.
Oh, poor to rich and important. I just came here to see you go
into space. Maybe grab a few things.
One of my night markets, I'm the collector, I do the collector.
So historic, I know desire to, you know, see space.
Well, I'm going to see space covid is going to be, if a
stream that's close, you're just collecting memories for this at
this point. Oh, goodness, gracious.
Me, retro. You aren't quite the cheesy.
Oh, you know, I mean for being that speaking of wish, I think
we need to dip out of here, but we need to be kind of very quiet
about it. Why don't we leave one at a
time? Org you to and then I will
leave. Oh, but can I be a distraction?
I would love for you to be a distraction.
Do you have a little girl? And he's so lovable.
Like back in the day when I had guns and went out with things, I
would just have money. Yeah.
All can I have a famous person fit?
Oh absolutely awesome. Okay, all right.
Well how much time do you need? 20 minutes. 20 minutes off
filibuster time. Wow.
Oh wow. I do this this sofas just not
good enough. Look at this shit.
Come on. Look at all of you and he points
to all these other incredibly Rich looking people.
Can you believe this is the kind of its grey grey sofas for us?
No space. Yet, we have for luxury, this is
ridiculous. I totally agree.
I this is terrible. Why are you thanking out of the
room? Do you understand what you have
done by asking us to sit on this shit?
I didn't even realize goose down.
This isn't even velour on Randall.
A stealth, your way out of the, you can do it as long as you as
long as you don't roll long. As you don't roll a one pretty
unaware stealth. Now, I'm scared.
Oh, I already did it. Stealth 18, nice, stealth 17,
fly owner, and VB the DV was 10 because the collector is a very
large personality. It's very ostentatious,
incredibly British. No, I just would not do.
I've sat in some of the most opulent Surfers in the world and
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one inside the room. Saw you sneak out the two guards
because you were old enough. The two guards in this room are
actually hanging out by the bar since the last of the guests
have arrived, and Martin is in the room behind you, as door
closes, you sneak outside and head all the way over at.
I really like your friend. By the way, the collector very
least delightful. Yeah, very their LT is just one
of a kind and I don't know whether or not the collector
knows that we stole from them twice.
So oh well. Don't ever mention it even say
it out loud. I'm just super into the fold.
I heard nothing. I mean I'm in the group chat
now. I know the secrets I feel
included. Can't remember why we ever what
I was not like exactly. Why did we not like the
collector? I wouldn't we are like this.
He was trying to spoil our plans of stealing from him.
I think I got a virus from The Collector at one point over the
ticker tape out your but I've you know that the way that
sounded I just you know didn't want to inquire Little Cat
Scratch Fever as a door opens you know in full and full
astronaut gear spins around quickly and like takes his gun
out going to the door but notice is that it's just yeah.
Don't instinctually. I'm not gonna say I see when
ready sees an astronaut suddenly pull out a gun and aiming at
them. When the door opens the first
thing retro would do is immediately Chuck the glass of
eggnog they had in their hand at Body.
You ain't gonna die down and then to the hang.
No, he didn't Jeff elevation. It's like old warm, eggnog 22.
Yeah, you had dodged, this eggnog as it smashes against the
door. Behind the door button on the
side of my helmet and it will visor goes up this is my shit
relax and vendor pushes the sample.
What happened about the collector?
They were you know providing a distraction for us to get here.
Here very helpful fellow these lovely pit kale?
Yeah well we think we yeah right helped us get here.
It's nice to have a little Cameo from him every now and again
soon glad raised and his Mansion comes by every now and again in
our lives it's quite nice. It's almost a little concerning
that he follows you all everywhere.
We just have similar circles. I think the TV Miss Stacy looks
awesome. Should we all get in space
suits? It's Well, I mean there's a
likelihood of death if you don't.
So there's some of these in these cupboards over here,
there's no idea. There's no idea.
It's that nausea off-brand nausea medication.
It's in the den. That's exactly what I was going
to take one of those because we're probably all going to get
very sick. Wait, how many how many do I
have you? You have two doses.
Fuck 100 Eddie's. Oh I got two doses may be.
Oh thanks okay. I still would recommend to all
of you get one because it's got ya.
I got you don't worry, no, because I'm still feeling very
DJ Qualls. Captain, try to pull a Fonzie on
the vending machine? Yes of course you can let me see
if I can work it while you're trying to sneak onto a spaceship
in space. Spaceship in space 26.
Yeah you knock it and you get all you got enough doses for
everyone. Nice.
You know, twirl around here with side of hand.
I'm gonna put my money. In fact, I got it.
Nice beep beep. Alright everyone.
Well then put on your space suits and I guess we're sneak
onto a spaceship. Oh, oh, and retro as you're like
Gathering the space suit out of the machine.
You get a message on your tile. Oh,
Damn. All right.
And it's all just one big long hex.
That is likely some kind of prime number letter combination
that takes control of the satellite away from NC space.
I'm going to put my tool hand up to my head and transfer that
code into my tool hand. So I have a copy of it there
just in case because that seems important.
But what seems important I will let you know when we're In the
ship. Okay, when you open the door to
the, when you open the door to the space suits, does it do the
hyperbaric chamber, hiss? Is it clean in there.
These are all fresh and clean ones.
Okay. Just have to make sure
responsive on got that. This one's got like the little
plastic tab pull on the back. This is like a fresh face.
So do I get to peel the plastic off the visor.
Right? You will get into space suits,
their one-size-fits-all. They have like, expanding and
Contracting pieces for like, knees and elbows.
Knees, and toes, knees and toes. Wow, there she is.
A beaut. Are we actually doing this?
Brown. Yeah, we're doing this.
I'm getting cold feet. Leave you don't you get back
from space. Somehow someway.
Yeah, if we only have we have someone that knows how to fly a
vehicle. The spaceship will be leaving
hangar in 10 minutes, my gosh, this is actually happening.
So the thing is that the astronauts are still going to
come selected. Astral are heading towards the
hand. There are more than five suits
in here. There are a bunch of.
Okay, let's good. We didn't we have to get on the
spaceship and we have to hide. That's what I would prefer to
hide. I vote, I vote for punching the
shit out of them when they come in here.
Jeb, you don't know how to fly a spaceship shut.
The fuck up. You think, you think?
You think that the right dick I did it but what I mean, The
channel chest. You got wrecked boom.
Okay. What if we knock them out and
drag them onto the spaceship and they wake up when the spaceship
is in space that sounds like a good idea.
I'm just wondering what are the chances that of the five of us?
Six of us know there's two vandals on their, my five of us.
Just wonder they of the five of us.
Why? Yes.
You really think that way didn't get one of their suits.
Now, these are all that their brand new suits, Jeff.
That's why I had to pull the peel.
Didn't you do the mean? Okay, that's why I was a little
foggy and looking through the visor.
Hold on. I just pull it off.
Pull it off and it like tears halfway through.
It is incredibly excited cap. That's that's going to be in
space. Then I wrote we knock them out
afterwards space because again, who here?
Knows how to fly a spaceship. So the answer is hide We should
probably. Hi.
All right, let's out. I mean if they're probably on
their way at this point so we should probably like jump into
the spaceship. Yeah running.
No. All right roll perception.
Yeah. Yeah.
Well, perception, everybody. Where is, where is my
perception? Nothing awareness 017, Vivi and
retro. Yes, as you're running in, you
see that there is a God on the other side of the room, are they
looking at us? Yeah.
Running and just start walking It's not going to be hard or
something or acting. Yeah, sure.
Do like that, like very slow. It's so weird that like, like
I'm trying to think like those spikes face Cowboys, movie or
whatever, those space movies, when they walk to the ship, kind
of like and he will.
I walk up to the side of the main thing and There's that side
of this spaceship, there are four sections to this spaceship,
the booster, the two compartments for two satellites
that are on board and then as you come up to it, the label on
the second one changes to auxiliary fuel.
Oh that's sweet. Hmm that sign changed.
What was it originally think? They're trying to put it set
satellite can get satellite containment to which means this
isn't full of fuel which means and then Del finds a little
hatch on the side of this patient means we can probably
hide in here. That seems incredibly dangerous,
but that's what we have to do. Retro open the door.
You're the lockpick guy. Why do I have to lock?
Pick it at these Tech? Electronic security Tech.
Yeah, the door. Door opens and inside is a
cylinder object with a fairing around it.
And it just says s0d satellite sword.
And there's space for all of you to sit inside me.
Is this, is this? Where were hiding?
Yes. Okay.
Well, everybody, George Bush. Astronaut on Route, astronaut en
route. No, no.
He doesn't have his bad's get inside.
He can get one from. I don't know.
His past. Jep, get the head inside.
Jeb, Jeb, you will stow away. Side of this spaceship retro.
You pull the hatch? Shut here again I can't find my
ID but fuck it. I'm George faster.
Not astronaut really. Sorry George.
So I'm just looking for some missing guests.
I think they went to the bathroom or something.
Anyway, just a good life and and Sciences speeds to you.
And I'm I'm really sorry. Sorry that we lost your ID.
That's definitely fall time. Really appreciate the criticism.
That was called George Foster, not and Alice, Stargazer, you
guys are up. You guys are astronauts and and
good luck. I'm gonna under my breath.
Say you could do better, they get inside of the panel, you
hear the whole thing, come to life, cocoon, and it starts to
run the room towards the huge bay doors.
You can feel the for shaking inside.
The strap and putting take your, take your your antenna, but
you've gotta be hot. So take that silly silly,
because it's really fucking loud right now.
I'm dumb. We're going to space, sorry.
Oh my God, we're going to steam water.
I can't take pills to their water.
I got some water. Do you want?
I know once we get to zero gravity, that's not gonna be a
thing, okay? Jeb you grab it and it's like
really portion is called actual for instance.
Drum though little plastic Evo and the ship is moving towards
its launch position. You can feel it, leave the
hangar and moves not important, not important and you had to the
middle section and you hear sort of muffled noise, the machine
starts to charge up and you can feel the rocket boosters have
been reignited. And Got that little pilot flame
roller activated within doing and looks like very soon.
You can hear George and Alice in the front nominal, we're a
little heavier than I expected so I'm gonna have the fuel line
a little bit more. So dangerous, my right Alice Are
we ready? Punch it the ship launches off
into the stratosphere and the crew of no latency head into
orbit does the zero-g make me look fat?
You just lie cut back to the collector waving I love being
out at history and then Sloan. Yeah.
Gorging herself.
So just be slow to be. Just another body goes spaceship
Beneath You rumbles and you are surrounded by an obscene amount
of noise. Feel the g-forces push against
you as the chamber you're in, the ballast, has around you
change to make sure that this spaceship can fly into space in
a straight line. But the noise of all of these
pieces moving around, you is intense.
Feel yourself, sweat. Bunch of Lights, start flashing
around you and even more G forces.
As a secondary stage behind you goes off accelerate.
Higher into the stratosphere, you can hear the Sound Outside
diminish slightly as there's less to push against and you
start feeling the ship into the stratosphere as your hair
pieces. You have your clothing stuff
floating in front of you, the last stage of behind you.
Let's go and the whole ship shakes.
You hear a strong metallic whine, as pieces of metal
separate from each other, having no other vibrations to go along
then. The seals they had as they
disconnect from each other and leave you slowly drifting in
space. I can't believe we're going to
space, space more like low earth orbit, jet.
That still space soil. Depends on what you know what
will really like what Linda's face begin you know
next time. I'm on no latency.
Oh my God, we're in space. Be careful.
We don't know what any of this is, or what it does or how it
works. Hey, hey Jeb.
Look at this. Yeah, that would be good before.
I will not let us die. We're not going to die.
Just don't eat them like Skittles.
That would be really bad. We should probably do so
quietly. Until we're ready to expose
ourselves. Well, I do have some frag
grenade, you have a knife, Jeb Surprised the shit out of this
guy. Maybe we can work together.
I'm gonna throw my shovel at the guy, but you're gonna want to
stay real. Nope.
No, this is where you go quiet. It's where you go quiet, lack.
Wow, the security I must have been really bad.
If they got all of us. And this guy can I try to put my
own code in? So I have access to this
speaking of shitting yourself. Let's go.
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