Last time I know, latency sidequest.
The bubbles always full of drugs.
First, they're like other stuff. The merch is so cute.
Here, this whole place is adorable.
You see me? I'm going through, we can make
her own way over there, and I get crazy and find some
ambulances. Cheers to my new best friends.
Oh my gosh, as friends. I'll go get him.
I'll go get him right now. He's coming over here.
Oh my God, it's really cool. I would love to see her
ambulance, if you fuck with her. Her.
I'll find you. I'm gonna grab the IV and stick
it into his leg, and you knock them out validated parking.
I strive roll out. Yeah, let's go up.
Major trouble from trauma team later.
VV, I don't think I give a shit about any insurance stuff.
You just tell me where to go. All right, hold on.
Roll driving, check and close my app.
I don't know why I did that on my eyes.
Now it's kind of almost as bad as it could have gone.
Yeah. So you don't roll very well and
the car in the distance gets a lot closer.
Oh, no, Dan is low. That's bad though.
Unfortunately, they catch up to you.
All right, so you're at the first leg of this Blaze through
night. See, BB is told you that you
need to get to the Platinum place first.
And it's not far, but the car behind you.
Has bashed up to the back of the ambulance.
That's the car. Lurches forward weaving through
traffic, but they're right on your arse, okay?
If we could try to keep this as steady as possible, I'm going to
work on this person. So, you know, just keep it
steady. Yeah.
Don't worry, be, I'm a great driver.
Do I know it. Like, but this car behind me to
the cars generally have like bulletproof glass, like would it
be pointless? They've just got regular P if
you're in the Bulletproof. Oof ambulance.
Hey, One of the doors and shit take my shotgun and shoot at the
driver or you're just kicking the back of it.
Open it just yeah. Yes, absolutely.
Are you aiming for the driver of the vehicle?
Hey, what do you think? Today's change your the tires to
shoot the driver. Follow your heart, man.
He's in love at all. All I'm for the driver first,
why not? It's probably an easier hit than
a tire. One would hope and think and
pray. There you are shotgun.
Holy what is it with you? And Chris today I realized very
badly. Have a couple of fails also with
my caffeine addiction. So hopped up on caffeine.
I mean it was this torture truck you rolled a crit 20 plus 8 year
old 28 very high, shotgun shrapnel shatters the screen and
the guy next to him kicks the window at McFly's behind them
and they're driving down but the drivers got like, glass all in
his body and he takes a little bit of damage but he's still
coming after you. But you say now don't have cover
Through the windshield before. It could have like created a bit
of cover, but you just blew it apart and we're not an
initiative. I could just fire again or we
are in it. You should, we should vote for
her. Okay, that should be it.
What? No way knowing that.
That knowing that me shooting at them would provoke a battle of
sorts can I re close the door after I do that?
Yes. Okay so you slam the door shop
near here. Wheels screeching as traffic
zooms past the vehicle, you get to sort of your next checkpoint
in this turn. As you have to take a hard left
to get to the address. The left turn left indicator,
appears on the windscreen of the ambulance telling you coyote you
have to turn it, is your turn. A ship.
This thing's got GPS. 25. 25 is that's good.
That's fine. Yes, you get to the second leg
of your journey through the streets.
I'm getting a little bit further away from the people, you shut
up. This is what distance they
aren't on your office anymore and you see the clinic in the
distance, as you drive towards it, you Screech to the front of
the clinic, okay? Outside is one of the dudes.
Shit. He's just standing there
waiting. Hmm.
The minute we walk out Bill. No, but also the guy's not
stable yet and it's your turn. I'm going to stabilize the
Platinum member and try to get them all fixed up.
So let me roll for that. Whoo, that's great role.
Minor bleeding has been fixed. And you notice, he does actually
have a broken leg. But with a bit of bone glue, you
manage to put it together, rolling a 20, it's eel causes a
little pain, but he's unconscious beauty of body
twitch in pain. Okay.
I give them a little, a little Pat.
In his unconscious State, you'll be fine.
You're all patched up. Okay, okay, we need to figure
out what we want to do. If we walk out there, they're
going to know it's not one of their guys.
Oh, are they actually wearing hoods and stuff like these
icons, or? Yes.
They all are wearing the same thing and they have mr.
Happy on their chest, which is what Is anyone closer to height?
The more height actually, he's pretty short.
I start just taking my clothes off of him.
Putting them on for this. Hoodie on.
All right. Yeah he's a culture.
Push him into one of the bays at this point or is it just on the
ground I suppose I will take the time to push him in module.
One of the bays in his underpants.
Yes wait. So now they look like and what
do I do? There's still good enough.
Let us take the guys in, right. It was your idea.
The problem. That doesn't mean we have a
plan, maybe just give them a thumbs up from behind the
ambulance, I'll like swing out like hang out the dorm you like
way Teensy. Can you do a Neo Irish accent?
Maybe you can impersonate his voice then say it's all good.
Well, at least, let me see if there's the thumbs-up works
first. Yay.
Roll persuasion. Do you want to do an Irish
accent? You want to do an Irish accent?
You'll have to roll a. Yeah, yeah.
Let's see how this comes up. Goes before I make you all
suffer with my Irish accent. I'm sorry.
Persuasion persuasion 16, the guy calls out to the ambulance.
Did they pay up? I'm just gonna, I'm gonna see if
you believe. Yeah, I am bad at this.
I rolled a 2. Nice try.
That was really good. That was really good.
So, the Platinum guys still has Platinum Insurance, though.
So who you dropping off? Am I able to swap their
insurances and their identification by chance?
You'd have to run. Okay, I would like to try to do
that. If I have the time now as
someone who worked in a morgue yes you know how to fudge a few
Medical. Words to maybe get a nice pair
of boots. Yes, somebody's weapon or item,
so, you know, kind of what to do.
It should have some luck to let it goes past, but you need more
time and you can hear the car coming behind.
You can you stall for just a little bit longer, but that but
the car I just, I need to swap their insurances, so that this
person can get help. I just need a little A time.
Yeah, that sounds good. Coyote, you got any ideas.
You seem like though the Wild Card?
Yeah, I don't think you'll like it though and I just turn on the
radio and start blasting music is this helping?
Mmm. I'll Let's
maybe go out there and like, like you do the thumbs up, maybe
just like dance a little bit behind.
Okay, sure. Like you're doing a celebration
dance cause you just got paid. Yeah.
Yeah, I'll shut the back and I'll hop out.
I start dancing and be like, yay, and the Irish guy puts his
arms up and starts dancing a bit role for this one.
The money or persuasion. Whatever.
You think you can get away. I'll do dancing.
I mean, there's is a dance. Well, there is a little shit,
use it, I'm not. But how many times do you get to
use a dancing stat in this game? True.
Come On, Dave. Not good enough.
Grumpy Irish man, what? Yes, I am.
It's not that all the vehicles screeches behind you.
I've got all my flavors. You have given v v enough, time
to swap the insurance but now the guys have caught up with
you. Let me jump out of the vehicle
paint my shotgun. time to start shooting the driver stays in the
vehicle, the other guy jumps out, I shoot
Yeah, shotgun 18. Yeah, no you shoot him in the
chest and he flies back VB as this is happening.
You pull out the gurney with the silver patient on it, who's
still in, kind of a critical condition.
As you do this, you notice his EKG.
He gets worse, moving him is a problem.
And as you roll toward through this battlefield, that started
roll some kind of a vision to get in through to the medical
door. Yes.
Oh yeah. 15 nice and you move this guy off into the clinic
leaving coyote and Teensy to fight these three dudes.
You're going to be gone for the rest of this for a little bit.
Okay, are you back? The guy you've just shot.
Yeah. The guy you've just shot shoots.
You back poor mate! He hits you hard for 18 damage.
Ripping the robes off your side. What's your armor 11?
Yeah. So we know how to do it.
Four. and but that gun has a rate of fire of one, so he jumps
to try and get some cover, but there's no partial cover inside
the pants who just stands next to We Are No, I'm the guy who
called you out for not being a short, Irish man also shoots you
in the pistol. So he hits you too damn.
Obviously for for damage which is actually Poor damaged total
like that's that's how much you receive in your armor is a
bladed by. Well.
Okay because it was the driver points.
His gun through the open windshield at Coyote and pulls
the trigger. The the bullet hits the
windscreen bounces off and hits a Lamppost on.
I flip him the bird at this moment VV you've come barreling
out. You've played that guy in there.
With Platinum Insurance, they're gonna heal that guy.
Yes. And you run back towards the the
ambulance. Now you have to avoid the Irish
man standing in the courtyard. So, roll evasion, and if you
want to attack in this moment, you can I think I we want.
Yeah. You do like a cool whatever you
want. Tell me the way that you shoot
this guy either plus the hitting him to in a slide with my cool
boots that I have and I'm actually going to pull the bat
out and just If I can get within melee, I'd like to.
So I slide down grab the bat and just like, go for, don't want to
call shots. Hmm.
Maybe I will call Chinese like go for his legs.
To try to knock them down. Hmm.
It's a difficult one. I'm going to called shot it.
Yeah. Okay. 15 minus 8 is 7.
Yeah, no Miss. But you get to melee attack.
Yes. No wait.
I give you plus 1, right? No.
No for the cool evasion thing. Yes.
How much did you roll? Draw a 29 year.
Old a 29 on evasion. I don't use my mouse to to melee
attacks but that's actually not enough.
You need to know about. Okay.
And you know what I'd like to do this?
I'm going to add two points of luck, so I get plus 4 great.
Yeah, it's a good thing. I did should have because that
was a good choice. Yeah, long as 18 + 4, that's 17.
You smack. Him across the legs and he
falls. To the ground smacking his face
on the ground. Taking 15 plus 1 D for drive.
I'm just like grand grand grand grand.
That's another three damage on top.
So, 1518 damage in total, this guy has gone below half health
and is now just unconscious on the floor.
He knocked himself out through the ground, nice.
Second Grandma, eight full richness all over here.
Trying to like you guys. What the fuck are you doing?
This is our grift. This is our ambulance.
We're on Christian your drift. These are my best friends.
You guys pile off into the vehicle roller driving check,
cool. Here we go. 24 done.
You Scott around the other vehicle, smashing the side of
it. Scraping up the side of the
fortunately Bach. Getting out.
You go back to the street. They flip a bitch.
Believe is the term. They start following, I'm in La.
I flipped a bitch one-on-one time next destination.
Wait one week. Miles will big city traffic
where maybe some time stabilizer, baby.
You look at the patient through the window, checking his bone
break and how the glue is setting roller perception
checked. Eat 18, as you're looking at him
starts to code. The alarm goes off, he's having
a heart attack. What?
Oh shit. Shit shit, shit.
Shit. Night City.
If you look at a map of North America, somewhere on the
western edge, you'd see an Inky black dot with fingers, pressing
into the side of the continent. That's where you find night City
and somewhere in the middle of that.
Inky black dot is a giant smoking hole, like the universe
itself, Drew iron and shot straight through the city,
radiation turn the sky red, but our story starts a little
further, south In a dive bar, the shortstop Welcome to Night
City and welcome to cyberpunk edge of Extinction.
It's sided dice presents, cyberpunk edge of Extinction, a
cyberpunk, red, actual play. Watch now at youtube.com slash
at infinite, sided dice. Catch you later, Chairman's.
Shit shit, shit, shit, shit I he's not doing well.
His vitals are not doing great. I am going to try to help him as
best. I can should have some qualms
about two points. A lot.
Is there anything we can do to help?
Do you think? Yeah, I guess synth-pop.
Do you think sent Coke? Would be good with that.
Start his heart again, you know, because I got two more.
Or that might actually work Bubble Tea in is IV one of those
souvenir travel cups. So, it's just behind me over
there a gesture to like, my back or whatever, and it's, a
souvenir bubble tea travel. Yeah, so there's like two more
in there. So just give them here and put
it in the IV. Okay?
Team. See if you can get that for me,
hand me that and then help be administered in the ivy.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you want me to turn the
music to be more relaxing like er something attacked me
classical? Yeah yeah.
Like that kind of bobbing along as I get
The the carpet and give it and try and help with the IV.
I open up that IV with the catheter and I'm like okay and
then I administer it to this individual having a heart
attack. So you've given an individual
who's having a heart attack. Sid.
Yeah. To help re-spark their get hard.
Yeah, plus like one for the synth Coke.
He's likely addicted to since Coke now but he's on us.
Yeah, live. So it's not comes back and
J-just. Just remember to wash your hands
as you're as this jaunty song is playing you fix this problem
with this patient and the whole vehicle lurches forward, as the
vehicle behind you has caught it, makes the radio stories and
the sound of traffic, and a little bit of Aaron gun fires.
They try and shoot you from behind hanging off the back of
the vehicle. Actually I do and while you're
doing that coyote hell yeah. Finally calls.
I just let it blow. Ya know.
Yes. Okay.
Cool driving shit. Cool.
Driving show that it looks really cool.
That's it, you drift? Yeah, for sure.
Like, when you're playing Mario Kart with your family, make the
noise as you're turning. Yeah, it's like that.
Nice. So you take this nice drift
Corner around a little bit at night City and you actually
managed to get away from the other people chasing you.
Because again, Rob 35, there's this gives this gives VB enough
time to patch up painting. Oh, roll something yes, let me
roll for that. Now there's a bunch of help I
posed in here. There's only two left and you
use one of them on TNT and then some of the gauze and other
things. While this vehicle is rolling
around that strap back together at the bleeding has stopped
since you feel a lot better. The caffeine is really keeping
you going at this point even though you've got a little bit
of pain with all of the blood and bullet wounds that you've
hang out. But you're driving through the
streets and Vivi that means that Teensy because you were being
repaired. Essentially, you can't really
do. Do anything this turn because
that's a good choice. But I think that's the caveat of
that situation. That means another driving
check. Yeehaw, I explode again.
Yeah. Are you sure?
And it's the exact same thing? So, 35 again, that's so Random
able to attend a date. Again, about 35 makes up for
that first driving, check all evens out.
You sail from another corner and the guys, I have a lost you
complete. The how many people are
following you there? The vehicle you the blowout, the
guy you shot. They are in the dust.
He screech in front of the silver clinic.
And out front is another one of those guys in robes but again,
your vehicle just has kind of a scratch on the side and you have
got out of here. Just run them off.
Yeah, no I just I'll just say style.
Yeah. Why would I get out of the
bulletproof car? Yeah, so you just gonna drive
over it. Yeah.
Nice driving Jack. Okay, here we go.
I need is changes dies. Actually, I just rolled a tan
again. I'm not shitting.
You I'll take a picture of it. If you don't believe me.
And another eight. Are you kidding me?
Okay. I don't know.
It's a die. If you don't want me to read you
drive straight into this guy and pin him to a wall.
And you've really, you've broken a rib.
You can hear like the sound of blood spatter across the front
of the hood of the vehicle. That's not the right everywhere
and his face smacks the front of the ambulance, and he's out
cold. Damn trauma.
Team were like, Tim trauma. Am I right?
Five Teensy. Right.
Well, you're outside. The silver Clinic.
We are going to do Vivi. I'm going to drop off the other
patient. All right in a somewhat stable
condition. Hi, Unsinkable Insurance.
Yes mr. Wrong Insurance.
Sorry, rich person. You're going to the shitty the
shitty silver clinic and I just drop them off.
That's a nice outside and this so the clinic isn't shitty.
Fuck you. No sorry that's just a trauma.
Team tells me and where I work It seems very fuck you dude.
Our contractors a shitty. I just came from the Platinum
hospital so I just came from the Platinum.
Hesitant you know what? Take the patient.
Okay, I'm leaving get around dying.
We need know anything. He is addicted to some coke.
That's how I found them. Sorry.
Back in the ambulance. Now in the robes that you're
wearing t as you were like trying to sort yourself out, you
you notice that there's like a tile in there.
One of those disposable phones and on the Tyler's and open
message that just says come to parking lot 04 2069.
When you're done, oh, 42069, nice.
You and I Hand it to Coyote. Does this mean anything to me?
Yeah. I mean, it's looks like a place
to meet. Do we do?
We do we go? You really do, honestly is
Operation. So that Vini never has to deal
with this bullshit. Again, I've been playing it kind
of cool but I did just lose my brother and I think I'm a little
bit Manic and I would like to take this guy out if at all
possible. I'm sorry.
Your brother was that driver? Yeah.
Oh shit.
Yeah, there's this moment, there's this moment, you have
coyote even though you're really high, you sitting in this driver
seat of this ambulance. And you realize that
essentially, one of the last people to drive this vehicle was
your brother. And there's things that you
start to notice. As you're sitting there, pulling
the vehicle back off, this unconscious guy as he flumps to
the floor in front of the vehicle and you pull yui to
leave the park. There's a little little like
Head on the dash. There's a little motivational
Post-It. Note stuck to the top of the sun
visor that just says, what would coyote do your suddenly struck
In This Moment sitting there in this ambulance that this was
your brothers? Yeah.
They killed him. So sorry.
So so we should take them out. Yeah, let's have a little too.
Yeah, I did. You kill all these fuckers.
I see my shitty people. So he said that I look at Mark
kick a buck, is shut off. Inside one of those always like
heavily drunk, he was also over drugs.
So we'd likely as have is in the middle of a coma.
Yeah, you do as your as your About to leave the parking lot.
You see the the unconscious Irish man lying on the ground in
the rearview mirror. Is he dead laughs?
Virginia that are more. Could run him over again.
Yeah. Run em over again.
Yeah. Yeah. 26.
You driver is heading. It pops up just like the bubble
tea. Feels good.
In comparison that you drive off towards the address.
Outside of parking lot for 2016 and you Screech outside of the
gate. It's closed on the front of it.
Just is private property. Melanie's 42069.
All right. Do we want to try to open this
thing? Same way?
We been opening these doors I guess.
Well yeah, if it's not already open, I assume it's locked.
Or is it open? No, no, it's just closed so we
can Just me just open it up and we do it on the map.
You can see it's not locked. Can just click and open.
Can the is it big enough for the ambulance?
If it under we have the Park? Yeah, it's big enough for a
Vehicles they in its parking lot.
Okay. So, I'll open up the gate to let
us in with the ambulance. I've got the gate, alright?
As you can, I can do that. Do you drive the ambulance in?
Yes, I think we should slowly. You drive it in.
Well, there's Drivin, you see that there are few guys in here
and one guy seems dressed differently.
I bet that's mr. Happy there are so many of them
all over the city. Yeah.
Hey teen. See you're still wearing his
outfit. You are asking if these mr.
Happy. I don't, I don't think we need
that ask, I think. Okay, he was waiting for us.
I run him over with the car. So here's the interesting thing
about mr. Happy as you look at him, he
looks at you through the windscreen and he just stares
at. You takes off his jacket, he
throws it to the ground and reveals a man standing medium
height. But with cyber limbs All for Our
God is a more secure as you accelerate the vehicle and he
puts his hands out and as their vehicle comes crashing towards
apologize. Oh God, this is the important
one. Cool, probably 21 1 to 10, those
18 so you managed to hit it. That's a pretty high inflation
thing about this guy. You notice as you get close, see
his grip theme, the vehicle stops dead.
What do we do? He grabs the front of the
vehicle and you can feel the vehicle lunge against them as a
Dix's feet into the concrete. Where did you get this?
As I love a good delivery. Driver me.
Pushes the vehicle. You actually feel if your back,
yeah. As he's pushing as hard as
possible, I'm going to quickly reverse to make them fall over
that role of driving check. Jimmy that Looney Tunes shit.
Okay for 22, straight down falls to the ground face-first as you
reverse the vehicle backwards. Yo I take some shots on.
I'm always down or you want to hop out or yeah I'm again for
initiative. So VB the vehicle backs up Curt
he smashes into. To another vehicle in the
parking lot, that's been haphazardly parked, but you've
got some distance from mr. Happy who's, essentially in a
plank pose? At this point, he tries to get
up. You can see him little
emotionally affected by the fact that you look like a dickhead
mmm-hmm. All right, mr.
Happy more bored than you are human.
I don't know what your deal is with stealing all of these
ambulances, but it stops here and I'm Going to shoot him with
a pistol. A medium pistol 16.
Yes, you hit him for five damage.
You really need to get a bad guy.
I'm not being funny. No, we've been to shop several
times. It's just a boring medium pistol
and it just does to D6 damage. I'm more of a male, a gal, male
a med tech. I like it, huh?
That's five of ya. The gun does have to Shops that.
Yeah, the first shot hits them for five damage and you see it
glaze off the armor cause some damage to the armor but not to
the guy because it's five damage.
Yeah, I mean, hmm, But you do a braid is armor, just a little
bit. He reacts to the bullet.
Looks at you and smiles. They see a fight.
Is it the second bullet? Misses, him, is Robin 11?
That's not enough and because he moves slightly.
The bullet goes suiting past his head, but he doesn't even look.
He just maintains eye contact. I stay inside.
I'm picking my head out the top thingy the roof thing.
Yeah. So you now because of that
decision a not protected by a bulletproof vehicle?
Yes just looking at it. Yes.
Why are all these bad guys? Irish.
That's why I want to know. I like it.
Great. Is he still on the ground or has
he gotten up? He's in a plank position.
He's We prepped that. Oh cool.
I'm gonna drive over him while he's still on the ground.
All right. Nice. 425 right.
So lying on the ground because it's harder to shoot him, right?
So I figured driving over him would be better 25:22.
So he doesn't get out of the way, but as you cross over him,
Disappears. No one has car.
I'm gonna you feel like a clunk clunk.
Yeah as you suspect his feet, have now attached to the
underside of the vehicle. I'm gonna jump out of the car
window and I'm going to hop on top of the ambulance.
All right, so now the ambulance is stationary and you're on,
you're on top of it. I'll just yeah, he's under the
car. And that will be my turn.
I don't want to get shot again. I don't want to get shot again.
Um, I will hey there any more of those sedation things, there's
one musk. I try and look for one arm
myself with. That's right.
National okay. Yeah, I will grab it.
And I will open one of the back doors and aim my heavy pistol at
the closer guy back. Okay.
Both of you as a guy next to a car and a little bit, South West
of you is a guy next to another vehicle.
Yeah, the one that's like Southwest guy is farther away
though. Yeah.
Okay. Then the closer one, this guy?
Yes. Yeah.
I'm trying to like Open the door.
Shut the door. Okay, roll for it.
Where's my head up high school? You are?
I do not know where you'll have a war.
What is it with you? And Chris?
Second one doesn't go. Well, you forgot to open the
door. she did say, you shoot me, close the door and so, because
of a crit fail, you pull the bullet and it bounces around the
inside of the, of the vehicle, because it's a rebound, both of
you roll a bagel As the bullets like ricocheting around people,
you are trying to dodge a bullet, great role abated in a
person who doesn't is care because they're on top of the
vehicle. All right.
So you're still standing in it. Yeah, no, it goes right between
your legs and Teensy embeds into the wall right next to my gosh.
Yeah. Now, guy outside comes up to the
front of the ambulance, pulls the door.
Open. And points gun at you and fires.
Yeah, because you didn't lock it.
Didn't like it 21. Ya know, he hit.
Ouch 4:17 damage. Holy moly.
Now very heavy pistol, Oni fires once so he Retreats South behind
a vehicle, but he left the door open and as you say, jerk a
cybertek hand grabs the bottom of the vehicle, the doorway.
He pulls the thing and just shunts himself away from the
vehicle. That's slides across the ground,
spinning around, pushing his other leg to the ground doing a
backflip landing on his two feet high.
He puts his right hand next to his right thigh and have
compartment opens and he pulls out a heavy SMG.
Oh shit. Guys, might need some medical
attention after this. Well, luckily there's a couple a
doctor. Hey, when I rolled badly, I did
it again. Look at that.
Crip fail, crisp fail. Here's his SMG.
Just full-on jams in front of it.
Well it's a good thing. I have these and two big rippers
come out from his arms. Let's go motherfuckers and he
jumps towards the vehicle. Anything I can like hide.
Yeah, it's a melee attack. You can roll it out.
Okay. Great.
Oh, I sit and do a lot of damage.
No, he doesn't do any 226 but he does pin Teensy to the wall
where the blade through the show.
He looks at U VV, as you. I'm assuming try and defend.
Yes, polish. And that since it's a Mellie
attack and he's a boss character, essentially, it's one
more action, the attacks you with this, Around one-30 plus
and doing 9, damage to you. With his Ripper, not putting you
to a wall because you can't really do that to two people at
once, but he has very much damaged you.
And I'm going to say that Crypt means he wrenches you out the
vehicle. Oh shit, so my like out on the
street. Yeah he throws you to the ground
so he pulls he slashes your leg because you were standing on the
thing. Grabs your leg with it with that
arm and throws you out the vehicle.
How is inside the vehicle with 2000 points them to a wall?
Teensy? Are you okay?
We're gonna help you. And that's the end of his turn.
It is one of the other moocs turns, and he does have a
working gun, so he tries to shoot VV in a kind of
Opportunity. Way, 5:23, 2015 damage.
I think that goes to this moment.
Viva, you realize you still have a shield.
I do still have a shield. You haven't turned it on.
No, no. I haven't had the opportunity
and I'm going to next turn. I immediately pull out my
bulletproof shield and put it, like mount it to the ground.
Where one of these, one of these guys are to try to block them
and I use this opportunity to try to head back toward the
vehicle to help Teensy. Okay, Joe do it.
And I guess that's why I turned, if I'm not able to, like, get in
and try to take Them out, he didn't throw you very far.
Okay, I'm going to say you could do like one melee attack or one
gunshot. Okay.
I'm going to just putting down that shield in the ground is
essentially just giving you cover from the guys across the
guy that they can't really see you anymore because they're kind
of positioned on the other side. Okay, then you in a moment
alone, essentially, I'm gonna try and fail, okay?
So this is the moment where I'm going to be a really nice GM.
And point out, I did give you it.
Aspirational. Yes you did and I am going to
use my inspiration to re-roll that horrible fail.
Yes. 17 much better. Okay, much better.
Now, I will say that mr. Happy has a reflex of eight.
You don't know, means he can dodge fucking He's The Matrix.
Yeah. Yes he is the Matrix materials
vacation. Dammit Neo, Heroes. 22 he Dodges
slightly, he's still got one Ripper stuck into the wall scan
you. I said you can only attack once
so your dad, you have distracted him which with I will say is a
good thing but now it's coyotes. Turn.
Hey, it's me cool. Great.
I'm on top of the ambulance. Are you laughing at me?
Just the way. You said, cool.
This is great. Everything is going to shit.
So awesome. I'm the dog in the house on
fire. Cool.
So I'm on top of the ambulance, are they?
So they are in side. The ambulance the oh yeah, the
doors are wide open there, right?
In the mouth of the back of the vehicle.
Okay, great. I need to get farther away if I
want to shoot him with my gun, unless I want to try try for
brawling. I think.
Yeah, I like having the higher ground.
And I can, but you can see the Gods in the parking lot over.
That's true. I'll get your autograph.
You do have that vantage point? That is true.
I think that is probably the best option.
I like, I like shooting the big bad but I feel like this is
safer. Yeah, I feel like this is safer.
Cool. I will take a shot with my very
heavy pistol. Sick.
Are you using the armor-piercing Emma?
Yes. Yes, I am.
Great 21. Yeah, that hit you talking the
closer one or the further away. The closer one how much damage
is that 10, right? He takes some damage and
actually falls out on his butt. Oh shit.
Do you have more than one shot? No, it's very heavy pistol.
Teensy is your turn and your pinned to the side of an
ambulance wall by some motherfuckers Ripple.
Yeah. Did he when he died?
Dodged, the baseball bat. Did he get closer to me?
How close is any of his flesh? Neck face?
Probably close. I'd like, he's an arms.
Length to you. Eccentric to try and jam the
sedation needle into his neck. Yeah.
Do it. Do I get this guy resistant to
drugs? Probably not.
Would that be melee? What would that be right?
He's attached to. Yeah.
So there is that. Yeah, it is whatever you want it
to be because you're improvising a weapon skill.
You want to use is fine by me. The I possibly use my Athletics.
Yes, 15. All right, he's attached to.
Yeah. So here's a vision, gets a I'm
going to say he's going to get the Cold Shot penalty.
Great probably. Oh, I'm a nice GM.
Sometimes for the record. This is true.
Very generous did pin you to win.
Always rippers but you're a lot nicer than my dad.
Yeah, literally day would be dead right now in game.
Okay. So this is a medical grade
sedative. Yeah, right?
Right. And you didn't leave the
vehicle. So the back of the syringe is
still attached to the unaccompanied Bay and you smack
it into his nap and he takes a pretty big dose.
And you see him like shake a bit, didn't see that.
He pulls the Ripper out of your shoulder to sort of balance
himself will look at that. I actually knock something over.
He tries to steady himself as you freed yourself from this guy
is he's pulls. The thing from out of his neck,
takes a step back inside the ambulance, right?
Yeah. Now, melee attacks, let you do
two things. So if you want to attack again
in some form, you can oh, is it right if I have mellow Texas to?
Okay, so I don't have a melee weapon.
But is there something next to me?
I can grab and smash him. You could also do a brawling
roll. Yeah.
You can just punch in the face punch.
Yeah. But I'm so small and he's so
large. I would feel like punching would
be bad. Is there, is there something
medical instrument? I can just grab off of near me
and mash them with. Yeah, them with just take the
Visa I was going to say something right next to you.
Kinda Takin my baseball bat. Great.
It does a cool flip in the air? Yeah, I got a terrible scene in
Suicide Squad. When they're like, all things
weather all K, I'll be like, all right, I'll give this a try.
And I have been trying to whack them in the head 00:15.
Yeah, that's enough inside of a You're inside of a fucking
ambulance and the idea that it would be anything below. 12 is
abhorrent. So yes, you smack him hard.
This heavily drugged Street boss.
You smack him hard for. What's the damage on your
baseball bat? It's 3D 6.
Wu o 10 damage nuts. Thanks TV.
Pretty good with that. You probably slumped to the
floor and I'm Out. Ha ha ha these drugs.
Now I guess. He's got drugs drugs.
There we go. I've got a drug simple.
Drugged, nice good. That's the end of your turn.
The guy one of the guards comes around the barrier and tries to
get a shot off on coyote, who's the easiest Target standing on
top of an ambulance shoot then, did you have a reflexive above a
know? I have a Right now with the
coke, damn it. All right.
Well then you get hit 17 damage. Ouch ah, brittle?
Yeah, that's right. We got a hit in once in a while
but you could be mildly dangerous for the stories being
like interesting. Great.
Huh, cool. He ducks behind the cover which
means that v v and Teensy. Can't see mr.
Happy's turn. He is drug.
Use out his Pop up, a SMG does not work here because he threw
it away earlier and he retracts his blades.
And then he smacks his knuckles together and they inflate, he's
got big bugs to damn. He has two attacks with these
one. He punches the side of the
ambulance as hard as 22. Yes.
The whole thing flipped on its side.
Coyote, you're on top, this is not a good thing.
Sharon All right, let's get that Invasion going.
Cool 19. Nice.
Yes you're fine. But you now do not have The High
Ground because he knocked the ambulance over on its side Vivi
and teacher, you can either choose to jump out the ambulance
has this happened /, all evasion to not get hurt inside.
I will try to get out. I think okay, some sort of
Athletic move to get out. No, I'm saying you can jump out
of the ambulance as you see him do this for free, we can try and
stay in the ambulance. Yeah, so Innovation, I would
like to jump out. I think you doing the same thing
tea. Yes, well, I can't really.
Yeah, yeah. I mean, I'm scared.
I'm not doing good. I might need.
I might stay some sort of cover photo.
I purely. I'm gonna I'm gonna pull back,
jump out the fucking him. Oh, okay, it's dangerous.
Okay, okay, okay, heads up. Trying to give you a bone
because an ambulance turning around, you like an Inception.
So, all right, so the our list has fallen over needs inside the
ambulance, with his fist against the wall, but now it's turned 90
degrees and he looks at you all, okay, do I have a male, a shot
at him with the in an overturned ambulance?
You do you're close enough, you didn't go that far, okay?
I would I'd like to try to just take a swing Adam.
See how we do 15. Yeah.
Alright 10 damage to damage. That's great.
Where is fighting? Oh so he tries to pull his arm
away from the wall and part of his big mugs are actually stuck
to shrapnel and metal and you smack him straight in the middle
of his body with your baseball bat.
Your second hit is going to be easier because now he has to try
and pull his And that fucking thing.
Let's 15. Yes, good.
So we get 2 minus 2 to this next evasion.
He manages to avoid it. Getting - to on a nineteen.
The baseball bat, makes this noises smacks against the metal,
on the inside. He looks at you with rage.
Why can't you just leave my business alone?
You kind of interfering with her business for your business.
So she could say the same thing. This is true.
Is that any of your business? Business.
I mean you also kill my fucking brother.
So yeah, I did. What I'm here to do your tab.
Yeah. Cool, awesome.
I want to shoot the big Baddie now that I can, I want to kill
his ass. I'm going to use my last armor
piercing ammo around Killam. I'm going to roll so well right
now. I didn't.
I imploded. Yep.
So that'll be six total. So cool.
Is that hidden gems will need to spend an action of a turn to fix
that, which means your movement if you want to give that up, he
has an evasion of above eight, but he is currently stuck to a
wall. So I'm going to see you get 2.
Minus, 22. This 21.
Yeah, I know, he avoids the bullet as it ricochets inside
and hit the machine or something.
This ambulance is fucked, nice. So you say, I could try to unjam
the gun during with you. You can do that with your
movement action now or you can move, I'm gonna use out with,
I'm gonna use my movement action to do that right now.
Okay? Um, is there anywhere?
I can go get cover or not really with MI6 movement.
You currently are in cover from the two other guys.
The parking lot, not because behind you.
Is this big? Oh, I see that thing that video
put in the ground. Yeah.
So you're in cover for the, for the lackeys, but just not the
big guy who is now drugged, and in an overturned ambulance.
Okay, so I'll relatively safe, mmm.
I'll I'll shotgun him. Yeah, shotgun so much pain.
I hate you 18. Yes.
I don't think he gets to dodge this bullet, his arm is stuck to
the wall. I did say that so he gets hit
for 18. Taking 13.
Damn slow for a shotgun. Yeah, I guarantee get his ass,
he's pulled him below half health so I'm gonna go to D600
spinal injury, nice, that's good.
That is the best one noticed. Membered leg is my favorite.
I like spinal injury best. So you he tries to turn away
from you and you shoot him, right?
In the back. You hear all of you hear the
cracking of Bones. Oh, spilling of blood.
The one of the few places he had next to no armor.
This is back blood. Spurts across the inside of the
ambulance and he looks at you, I don't need medical attention.
Tension. I am medical attention.
This guy thinks he's real cool. Yeah, I got a real job so it
isn't going well for the other crew and in a moment like this
where you see your boss start, losing the win, mmm-hmm I'm
gonna say where their loyalties really lie.
Where did their loyalties really like, what should I roll for
this resist? Torture drunk, I mean, human
perception. Let's see.
What are the good ones? Something with empathy.
Yeah, Mmm. Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.
Ocean composition. That's an intelligence roll.
Mu StreetWise. I'm Gonna Roll.
I know exactly what I'm Gonna Roll for this.
No, I'm Gonna Roll Brio. Rock receipt.
Yeah. Okay.
Alright okay. You rolled a 20 they can.
This this one guy can think for himself now and he looks at you
looks at mr. Happy you know what?
Fuck this. I never happens, mr.
Happy looks at this guys are underway.
What? No, I'm Peyton you fuck.
He tries to remove the big ducks and wool is exactly what he
does. He pulls them out from the wall,
taking one of his melee attacks to do so give it to me jumps out
of the vehicle and goes to attack coyote.
Oh, now he has a - what is it? Oh, no, what is it?
Okay, so spinal injury next. Turn, you can't take any action,
but a move action. Nice.
Oh yeah. So he doesn't do any of that
shit. Yeah, just cruel.
Rolls out the ambulance as he tries to get out.
Know, I could keep fighting the other not looking good for you.
It's not looking good for him. The other guy rolls and 19.
Yes, indeed. I also think fuck this.
All right. You know what?
I'm not. So happy, mr.
Happy, it's not just you mr. Happy who is now like broken mr.
Happy. I've got some good news and some
bad news for you. The well, the good news is
spinal injuries. Only take about 6 to 12 months,
usually, to heal. So you'll be back to your
regular self. After, at least six months of
recovery, the bad news is, I don't think I could patch you up
because, you know, you're more of a borg then you are a human
and I only work on people. So I think this is it for you.
Oh, I remember. I'm not going to help you.
I walk up to him and I get ready to smash them in the face with
my baseball bat. All right.
Coyote yeah I want to shoot him in the head.
Yeah, that's what I thought. Let's see if we finish him.
Finish him together. Combo move.
Yes I move in my execution style.
Yes yes. TV, you pin him to the ground
with the edge of your baseball bat shoving, it straight into
his stomach. Good more blood spills out of
mouth. Would you rob 20?
Fuck. Yeah, as he looks you in the
eyes. You have any last things to say
to him for you? Blow his brains out.
I guess you've met my pack 17 damage.
If that means anything that is more than he has.
So you shoot him, the bullet goes straight through the middle
of his head and brains come splattering, across the tarmac
on the ground and it's gruesome here and there's a silence in
this space. The ambulance is Actually
titled, the patients have been saved and you just hear this
noise. Oh, shoot.
It's not coming from the ambulance, there's a building in
the corner of the parking lot, and you just hear someone say,
oh, I go over to the, to the person, there's a door in the
corner, I will go. Open said door inside, genuinely
this whole time. I really mean, this is Chad,
he's tied up in the corner of this, Richard.
Hi, how's it going? What are you doing here?
Well, the guys in the apartment, they said, if I untied them,
they'd show me mr. Happy.
I did not understand the context of that.
Oh my gosh. Chad, Chad, you can't keep
getting yourself some Vines like this.
They stole my hoverboard dicks. It's in that cupboard over
there. You have a hoverboard.
Oh, yeah. Look, who I got it from Tenzin.
How did you get one with money that I didn't spend on other
things but not sorry about that. You spent all of your On a
hoverboard. Yeah, I leave him.
Tied up. Wait, and I go.
Wow. Wow.
Look at this. I've never seen one of these
things before, until now. It's looking real.
Nice, John. You don't look like you can.
Please don't leave me here. Don't play me from the Empire.
Oh look how about this? I take this nice fancy
hoverboard. You have here as payment and
I'll let you go, okay, and make sure that you get both of my
friends out there, platinum, medical insurance, thanks, but
only get three of those a year while you're going to have to
use two of them. God damn it.
Cool. Okay.
Can I have my board back like eventually or eventually?
Okay, you know, surprisingly, I don't actually like being tied
up. This is bummer.
Yeah, it's really, it's really not all that at that exciting.
Is it? And I start to untie him once
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