Last time on no latency. Same plan.
Oh are you triggered? I'm triggered.
I'm triggered right now how dare you?
So cool. Oh my gosh, I only just double
fisting flamethrowers. Yes it's time for us to go into
testing for down here. Use it as cover and I want synth
Coke so I think I'm really strong.
So yeah, holy shit. Well that's not all - looks like
we got another kitty here. It is an Abomination to God.
All right. Well that smells nasty.
I'm not going near that thing. Who's dodging bullets?
Now I do with me. Oh wow.
VB liberal fucker, you dumb bitch.
Did you just feed it synth Coke. Not a joke on the plastic.
Wow, that thing was, like, nothing I've ever seen before.
That's why they seemed in cleaning teams which I don't
know why that's my job. It says that there's only one
more turret and then it's on the next level.
Don't you try to fuck with me. I already ran this report I
wasn't I wasn't doing anything. I was just making sure we were
all on the same page. I think I'm coming down for my
height so we killed the Mama Kitty.
Um, Do we really need to kill baby cute?
I think we did, think we just need to blow this place up and
get out of here because I was like maybe we could go, you
know, do some humanitarian efforts and maybe try to get the
baby kitty. Yeah, I'm dumb make sure it's
all right. I said free, that one's dead
too. Do we kill him?
Yes, they are. They should all be dead at this
point. No, I think it's time to light
this place up. I could.
Absolutely agree with you. Let's go back to the elevator.
So we have, we can get, we could just get down to the next level.
No problem. Yeah, all right.
Sorry, just kidding. Just kidding.
Just get him. We'll figure it out when we get
there. I'm Evan, postcode brain at the
moment. So I'm just kind of losing
things at the moment. That'll happen with synthetics.
Someone had the button? Debbie you coming?
Yeah, yeah. I'm coming.
Sorry, I was daydreaming about What feelings that.
Get it opened still. Yep.
No, it's the other way is not going to go anywhere.
If you keep opening and closing the door, I'll press the button.
Close doorman to take it seriously.
And I know we've basically beaten the guy, but you
processing that closed door button.
Just reminds me so much of Sano always closed doors.
That's right. Yeah, I say on you jab.
Yeah, good times. Good times.
You are like son ovv. Seems like a cool person guys.
Talk about him a lot. Doing on our roads.
Yeah, I mean we did we did meet Vivi and at his funeral so it's
kind of been topical. Yeah, kind of kind of sad.
But I mean if it weren't for him, you would know us at all.
It's probably be dead. Oh yeah, the long elevator ride,
this seems to be the deepest part of place.
It is drill, Brad. Here it is.
Seems to be one very bright light at the end of the hallway.
And then, as you want, Want the whole way we're going to get
description to avoid walk into the hallway.
Jeb. You notice the blood on the
ground and you start talking about it, but to your right is
one of those panels and it bleeps, oh, I go over to the
panel. There's a communication request.
I open it. Hi 7, how are you going?
Well we are. Are at the bottom.
Yes, we are. We did.
We had to part of my job hl7. I wasn't happy about it.
Seven job was not happy about it.
Nothing again, it's okay. What's so not OK about it?
Seven, what's going on? What does that mean?
Seven, what does that mean for you?
Having a gentle parenting moment here.
Oh my God, we're really trying to psychoanalyze an AI.
That's gone insane. No, I said that.
I should wait the skin you gave and gave.
I'm sorry, you gave red eyes. The skin.
Why would you do something like that?
And have they fulfilled the promise?
All right. Well, let's get to it.
Then shall we? And I turn off the panel don't
know. Seems like he's getting screwed
over left and ran. He's stews trust in this red.
A person. And you know what?
That just sounds like a bad relationship.
He's getting taken advantage of. Well I assume Remy that the red
eyes is you know the AI we've met before I don't want to talk
about it. Is that red a singular or red
eyes? Horrible.
I don't know though. And subtitles on the screen.
Hmm. Its eyes a pair of them so it
could be tube. Can we just go leave the way?
Well, there is some bloody foot steps that lead up down this
hallway into the right and I think I see a head laying on the
ground. Oh, and there's a body attached.
Everybody in touch but then they'll get out of the elevator.
Okay? You can curl.
It's all right. Over and he'll glows emits their
own light. Looks like there's a nice my
leg. Just the leg Joe bodies down
here renate. I think so.
Oh, there is another body. Yeah.
Well, a jagged edges to this, the bodies have their skin
still, Yes. Okay, TV, I was about to say,
can I determine as you kneel down to the body?
You start to examine it. Hmm.
Can I determine the cause of death?
And how fresh, or old? The death is.
Yes. Role for it.
Let's see. Medical Tech 16.
Yes. This person was ripped apart, by
Clause, similar to the damage. You saw on some of your cohorts
during the fight upstairs. You haven't examined.
The other guy, though, All right, let me take a look at the
other one. The other Gentleman on the
ground, I rolled a 1414. Yeah, it's a DB 12 upon
examining the other Gentleman on the floor.
There's a lot more blood coming from his head and it looks like
an internal piece of cyberware exploded from the inside perhaps
hacked. Okay interesting well alright so
that one Over there. Looks like he was just mauled to
death by the beast, but this one here he looks like he had some
sort of cyberware, internal cyberware, go wrong, and we
exploded, do you have something to do with this seven?
Bullets ricochet from around the corner, you know, which Cora the
one behind us or the one in front of us.
At the end of the corridor there's a sharp turn to the
right and debris and then to the left and it came from my bed.
Good night crawling across the floor.
I guess a bit. It looks like whatever's in that
room. Can't actually get a site on
you. As long as you are not deeper
into the corner. You're all fine but seven in
their madness has sort of revealed their hand.
Okay, and we go on the EMP grenades.
No you know, fendle no, do you mind either?
Well, do you think that you can find the target quickly find the
target? What like jumping see them, jump
back reconnaissance. I suppose.
So I mean, when it'd be safer if retro just use that mirror
thing. Here's what one does you have a
mirror? Where did you get a mirror?
I've had a me Mirror for a minute.
It's part of my tool hand. It's a mechanic's mirror.
I've used it to look under doors.
Plenty of times. That's an invasion of privacy,
what the things that we do, that's an invasion of privacy.
And that's the thing that gets me upset.
Wait, some mirror it. What's the problem with the
mirror? And there's no problem with the
mirror. Oh, good thing.
I didn't tell you about the laser pointer.
Good thing. You didn't tell her cats
already. Good thing you didn't tell him
about the crazy supported this whole time.
However, yes, I've had a loser Pony, she had to use a
flashlight. Oh yes.
Well like I'm going to take that away from vbv had a good idea
with it. I didn't think of it until VV
actually did. It was like, oh well what we
gonna do that? I was complaining, but can you
check to see if there are where the Tara is?
Because like, I could jump out but then I might get shot.
Whereas you can use a mirror in this, you know.
Okay. I'll extend the Veer out of one
of my fingers wrote. My caption index times that
scene from Saving Private Ryan. 17, you extend the mirror out
and you see the end of the corridor, just around the
corner. A two turrets, not one?
What All right. How do we take these things out?
I mean, we've taken on way more than two dirts before.
This is true. I say we do a little.
All right. Well action, its Shield time and
shooting. Yes please everyone activate
your Shields outcomes, bulletproof Shield.
Oh nice. Well with you all about to jump
into action. I think it's time to roll for.
Beijing 26 and initiative, sheesh.
So interested that is 16 plus 10 for for Remy.
Holy shit. Yeah.
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just to the other side of the corner I suppose?
And let's see, take a shot at the turret that can see most of
us the tour to the north. Yes.
There's a north and a South
turret. Yes.
I've been dealt sneaks around this Locker pushes up against
the wall. You can see the turret in the
corner. It undulates with flesh as it
starts to attract and acquire a Target.
Russ. I mean gross been Dell says as
they fire their heavy pistol, 19 hit doing awful damage are four
dimensions in a one. It's all right.
Who do her side of the turret and the turret loses a little
bit of armor but unfortunately we don't lie 5 damage.
All right, we have a rate of fire of to.
So here's more, have some more work, have some more More.
I got it right more money to. Yeah that's right I played its
armor again. Fuck.
Yeah. All right.
Bundle. Don't stay there where he could
see you. Okay.
Even L steps back. A shot at the the north won a
damaged. Some of its armor Remy.
Hmm. Okay, I think I see that one.
I'm going to. Can I run out all the way to
that turret? Yeah, if I pick up this body
next to me, can I run all the way to the turtle with that
body? Sure.
I want to pick up the body. Okay.
And I'm going to run all the way over to this turret.
Well, the first one I can see which I'm guessing.
Is this closer one next to me, the South Tarawa.
Yes. And I want to try To shove the
body, over the barrel, as if to block it up.
Okay. And then this is my seat behind,
that's right. If I can there's no space behind
the turret itself against then, get as low as possible.
Okay. Do you go prone on the ground?
Yes. Okay.
So retro, you run up to this turret, you stuff a body around
it and you go pro role for it, okay?
What bullshit do is do this? Great question.
It's actually not that far around the corner if you would
like to shoot a a weapon that shoots twice once you okay,
education that script fail, the over the barrel and the body
falls off the barrel with nothing to hold it on there and
you go face down the body falls on top of you and you're now on
the ground prone covered by a dead body during the wedding and
just try to try to see if I can shove the body over the barrel.
But the barrel is made of a non-slip Metal and it just kind
of slides right off. Just oh, fuck.
And I'll she retro nail. You're gonna like it.
We probably as a bonus action. Can I try to use my feet to kick
the barrel up using my feet? Yes.
I it's not going to do a lot, but I'll let you do like, you
know, like a cantilever. Right?
Yeah, yeah.
I'll I don't be a minus 12. It you for that turret?
Yes. Oh yeah, that totally works.
You cook it and you hear a like a bone crunching noise as some
of the flesh around with bursts and it now has great difficulty
in aiming down and because you got a grip it now has a minus 22
hip. Yeah.
Oh yeah. I've been doing leg squats
consistently in my off time. So I'm just putting all my power
and my legs just like, keep pushing it up, maybe it's not
allowed. This is a lot.
There's dead body on. You use it to get yourself.
A bullets Irish, you still need help.
Oh yeah, please. All right, I'm coming and Jeb,
like runs over into the room and tries to grab his friend retro,
and then pull them back into cover.
And then hopefully, since my regularly, I have a, my pistols,
my grandpappy's, Colt 45 Sr have a rate of fire of to could we
say I get one shot while I try to drag my friend away or does
that take both of my actions? No, I I just gave retro the same
opportunity before he quit failed.
So, that sounds absolutely fair to me.
You have to roll to drag him though.
Given you have a high reflex. I would use that skill.
It's awful. Okay, okay.
Let's see here, a lot of decks here and not a lot of rest,
unless unless it's archery. I mean, it's just, it's
terrible. It's a reflex kill.
Okay, we're not gonna, we're gonna come on down, what would
this is going to be a height X. That's fine, but you have a very
high reflect. I know is gonna be an Athletics.
It seems like Let's just play, you know, let's play, Let's play
the game. Hounds, like supposed to be
played or whatever and I'm gonna grab you and try to drag you
away. I don't understand that with the
words, you just said, like the way.
It's all, just a game Athletics, 18, I'll come on bud.
Okay, hold on, take my arm took, Mara, I'll drag you back, just
get a shot off First Bank. Okay, once it's rolled, I rolled
the to see if Drag him away. And here is my manage to slide
retro back and he slides into the space.
It's a little safer. I'm just kicking my feet.
All right, 28 plus 3 on shooting the turret.
Which one the one that was that just got hurted.
Okay. The one that just got hurt.
So the South. Yeah.
So you hit the South turret with a big hit doing 12 damage and
more. More extra damage to its armor
because of your crits and how good it was.
It was so good and cool. It was and everyone clapped and
cool. I'm clapping right now.
Dash around the corner but you don't have enough movement to go
any further than that. All right.
Yeah. And I show up and I shove a
retro behind the corner. All right.
You get ready because I'm about to fuck a blast.
These guys to hell, I'm just going to shoot them.
It's just I'm just gonna shoot him.
So yeah, but if it comes all the way around, again, I need you to
turn away from me so that I can get behind you so that I can
sariego issue. Thank you, just move, around the
corner, get real fast. Excuse me.
I'm going to shoot this North turret.
Woo, 24 hitting with your heavy pistol for 13 damage.
That's a lot of damage. Both of the carrots look like
they've got about an equal level of damage.
You don't get to shoot twice because of your gun.
Yeah it's only got one. Jeb we can switch spots again.
Scuse me. Okay.
This is give me as your You just English Shuffle.
One of the turrets you can hear spins up the north turret that
still has a fairly well working barrel and stuff.
Just dumb bullets into the hallway.
It shoots towards Retro Retro. Do you have a reflexive above
eight with the son's, dog? I do.
Okay. Wow.
You can dodge these bullets. You say I have the possibility
to. I don't, I don't.
See what I can do is be the 1218.
So you're the only target. This turret can see and these
bullets come hailing towards you, and you just feel the synth
coat in your veins and you dodge bullets and everyone watches you
dodge. Oh, so like I do that.
I do that thing where when people are already on the ground
and they get shot at. So they start rolling on their
bodies and you just see the bullets?
Yeah. Like shooting up the ground as I
Off to the side. What the damn?
That was That was impressive. It happens, you know we're going
to land. No they did it right really
slow. I don't know.
Wow retro you looked cool just Then.
Oh, I'm trippin. Yeah, I'm coming.
I'm tripping balls right now shoots again towards Jeb.
Jeb there is no such thing as partial.
Cover your right there on the corner, however, the Roman 11,
so the bullets fly by you, don't you miss?
All right, everybody stand. And back please, I have the
shield. I'm ready to make my way through
but let me be through is coming through.
Thanks I'm gonna I'm gonna shoot that North one.
That was firing at at Remy. Do you put the shield down
first? Yes, I placed it into the ground
and I take cover behind it and fire away my 12.
Dad, your bullet. But it also would have only done
three damage ball. Steered if you're medium, pistol
is really shit hole even worse than next time.
Let's just did, I did a creek fail TV?
Yes, Evie. Yes, I'm pulled the trigger on
your gun. Yes.
Final crip fail, you watch a piece of your gun flyer and it
breaks permanently by a new gun. I really like, I really need a
new weapon everybody. Yeah, I mean, you know, I do
great with melee. It's just hard to going with
turrets it. Go in there and beat it to shit
Vivi. You know what, I'm gonna try
because that's all I can do in my life.
So I'm gonna go, I'm just gonna move up to the turret, just try
to beat it attack. You know I'm really not rolling
great tonight. 11. I'm getting guys.
Like let's be honest like it is a stationary object to know what
I mean. Oh this week it was my
babysitter but hit mrs. You with in Anger.
The second one, we had a backwards hit and it's Max
across the side pieces of blood and viscera, spray up the walls
and it does. It does a Will you do a critical
hit? Not a lot of damage, but the
crit, lets you use the momentum of your back to push off and
slide back behind your cover narrowly.
Avoiding the bullets that fly towards you as the turret that
has a turn. Next starts to shoot, we get a
reward for your crit. That's cool.
That's good. We started something you enjoy a
cover in the space so that's good to yes.
The South carrot takes a shot at the cover just doing 13 damn
thing. Only has 30 so it's still over
half Health but if it explodes it does damage to you oh behind
it. Okay yes that would be great if
that happens. It's all right after not getting
a reaction from you. Vivi as you huddle behind this
cover tries to shoot. At Jeb.
Oh, we oh, he's the only other times 14 is not pass the DB and
the bullets again. Flypast you jab stroke.
You just flew past. It's not boring.
Just look my adrenaline's going. I'm just kind of.
Can you used to Adrenaline Rush? Because I feel like I might be
you might have ADHD job they make Obviously it's the it is
now been Dustin. Well van Del do it again, but
better do it again. But better, fuck you be better
18. Yeah, that's right.
Take that with 11 damage. Well, it hit Square.
That's enough. Damage for that bottom, turret
to go under half health, so good or bad.
The motor on the inside, brakes and the whole turret lurches, to
the left turning on its axis and now facing the, although this
turret can now shoot, it, can't turn around the motor, that
moves it around. Has broken and it essentially
disabled. Yeah, fuck you.
Wow, that was a good hit shit. Well done it twice.
Yes I should. I pressed it a second time.
It was 17. Oh I wasn't paying attention
because that shot was so good. Thanks Iona.
And it hits the other turret, 411 damage that car.
It also goes under half Health. Rollin a trollin, trollin eight
turn around, turn around five the turret, you hear a grinding
noise and the motor inside lets off a bit of steam and Jeb, you
start to smell crispy bacon in the air.
This is our it now can't turn, but is now locked in this
particular direction. If you walk in that particular
path, it can shoot you. So do smell good though.
I think I did. All right.
Don't you just love is really nice baby.
You did great. You're welcome.
Do you do great? Everyone's doing wonderful.
We're all doing a really cool time ever.
We are doing is killing it right now.
You're talking at like a mile, a minute there.
I mean, are you all right? I'm not the one with the
problem, you all are just talking like, really, really
slow and taking way too much time to handle this.
I'm gonna go in there and handle it again.
All right, I'm gonna do is I'm gonna do something I've seen
this before. He's definitely.
He's doesn't grinding his teeth. Yeah, is just flicking back and
forth in your mouth to start this.
Again. My CD drive is just popping in
and out. I'm run up and shoot it.
Cool. I'm a run up and shoot it with
my shotgun. Cool.
My blessed shotgun. Ash, what's good?
My first shop, 23? Yes, you hit it Square in the
middle of itself. Oh, and it does in the middle of
the carcass of this flesh. Turret you shove your shotgun
into the center of it. Pull the trigger, and the whole
thing explodes out towards the wall, covering the wall in
viscera, And since the other turret can only shoot, the wall
combat is over 0 and then it rolls and rolls around the
corner and like, takes out. Both pistols.
Start saying my see, it didn't get back to your turn.
Jeb, it didn't it. Didn't, you know what they were
doing? I feel like I do a pretty good
job. Most of the time shooting at
once or twice during a good amount of damage, but then when
it comes back to me, it's like a gal, a figure it out and putting
it. Add to it before I go.
Well, I do have to say we were all doing really well today.
You know, I agree. Let's see if any great work you
did. Honestly, do bring it.
I'll bring it in. I'll bring it in, from over
here, right? I'll guess.
Air hug. I don't, I don't do that.
No. All right.
Well, I half at the wrist, I was gonna say Yeah Nash.
Hey Jeb you know there is still no one, you can go ahead and
shoot it to staring at the wall. You can shoot that one and put
it out of its misery. If you write, whatever we could
do that. Yeah.
This one out. And I'm gonna have tried this
one before, but I'm gonna try to do a spin.
Yeah. Talks to gonna put this in the
air but it wait for it to grow for it.
Yeah, I figured as much. I did, like, you narrating what
you were doing with the gun? It helps you also.
I mean, you manage to catch it. That's pretty cool.
Trying to find something that would help you have a technique
that is roll the weapon against his rolling, the weapon would
make sense. Yes, it would.
It would, wouldn't it vanilla already confirmed?
You caught it. So you don't have to worry about
that 22 doing 7 damage. The first bullet like sticks
right into it and one of the breathing pustules pops like a
balloon, but It ultimately doesn't really explode.
Now, I've got my face got in my mouth, you don't know jab, you
know, ain't that bad quality for?
There's a Temple like, all in cubes, you gainful, help, yes,
full health for help. Drinkin that shit well is it
safe for me to come out? Yeah come on out.
Yes, it's not dead but Jeb ate some that splashed on him.
So there's that it was pretty cool.
It doesn't look like because I can see that this this room
directly to the West is the kids room.
Does it look like it? Can shoot me if I go through
that door now, I tell you what. Fendall, grabs the side of it
and turns it fully into the corner.
He go, please wash your hands. Can I have some hand sanitizer?
Yes yes you may it's been a month.
I don't remember or thunder custom there it is eight.
Yes. And then Del cleans their hands
and lower arms with some hand sanitizer.
I think so, do we need to go into sample storage IO?
NE let me check my tile, I believe do do do do this.
Notice of small, I have to zoom in Kill The Thing, kill the
thing, do not retrieve samples. Backups are already procured
we're good. Okay.
I mean if you want to break into the Sample Room, you certainly
may. No.
No I You're my boss. I have to ask these things.
I'll do it. Bam, the door.
Is it? Okay.
I hit it with my heels, so I don't know, rolleiflex.
You feel anything right now? Remy, I feel everything.
I 11. You do not hurt yourself but the
door does not open to be cool but it didn't work.
You might, you might need to to land your way in.
Could we just blast it? Well I suppose I'm just thinking
you know I got myself an ASL shock on over here.
I could probably just kablammo. Well, you doing that.
Is there a bio scanner or anything to get into the cad
system? Yes, on the middle of the door.
There is a hand scanner. I don't want to touch it, but I
do. I'm gonna wipe it down first and
I put my hand down with it. You press your hand against this
cold piece of glass, it scans your hand 71 could you could you
let me open the door, please? You want me to open the pod bay
doors? Please grab body.
I wrap the arm off of the body that I tried to shove under the
turret music. Smart, you rip this arm off the
body and you just carry the hand over to Iona.
All right, quickly. God ready, please.
Anyway, you didn't wanna do it yourself?
All right, I'll do it. No, no. if you weren't such a
dick 7, Next time on no latency.
Let's hope the last time, I think it's disgusting.
I don't even know why we had to accept that last time.
It's gross. I should know this palest, pink
dish. That some weird veins.
Corrects. It is more like a grub 0420 if
it'll actually work. Of course, I'm gonna take it
easy. I'm II.
Look, I've only known a little bit.
In fact, I think I've been Fair, I've shared it with a bunch of
people today so far. All right, so I think, wow,
we're good. Yeah, let's go.
Let's go. Look if his heart explodes.
It's, I can't fix it. We can bring them with us.
Are we killing it? Has anyone considered that?
I'm lying? No, you know.
You're a good liar. I'm John.
I'm trying to get out about time.
We get out of here. I'm stuck behind all of you go.
You guys are walking 25 miles a day.
I'm also in heels, we're going to die.
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