Last time a no latency, it's just one, just one robot use its
own weapons against him because here as fast as we could paint.
We got here as fast as we could. Yes, I'm glad you're okay.
The stranger Shaq. Shaq, Palm die is what is the
first letter of every line? So now you're a savior.
How about that? I wonder you made it alive.
Can you find the bomb? It means an all before we die
inside. Our journey is closing more
times would be nice but soon it will be done.
Don't take too long. I've lit the fuse everyone
having fun. Jay
and the crew. No latency with stranger and
ping. And finally, van Della's, well,
all in tow drive back to crystals with joy.
Quote-unquote, you arrive outside the front.
There's now a parking space that says Vanna White only only when
Come Close. Yes.
My petitions made it through and it's just in the alleyway on the
left. Well, well we got ourselves.
A little will parking spot. Let me bat was out.
You're doing retro. I've been petitioning it with
paying for the last couple weeks, finally made it through,
not that good with paperwork. So, I'm just glad I finally was
able to do something. Yeah, you have to tell the t's
retro. Okay, ping.
Yes, the person that took us knew where the no latency bar
was because we were all part of doing down there when they hit
us, right? Right.
So who besides Besides us and the contractor knew about that
space. Well let's see to knows about
it. What?
Well it's tuna what does that matter is to is tuna.
Okay. Clive knows about it.
What it's Clive, what? Whoo.
Okay. Part of the Better Business
Bureau. Obviously these are just random
people we know The part of the Union, what union, the union for
people who own shops, terrible, name, also, business owners.
You have no. It's you did for people who own
shops because I had to join Joy up again or people always the
front doesn't work, okay? So I think they call that a
Syndicate. Wait, does everyone in this
Union, know about the bar with it?
They know that Joy was built where the by used to be.
Okay. Anyone else know about the bar
specifically? Hold on.
What I was Milling around with this before, and I feel like I
need to bring it up again. Who knew about us in the bar
before we got raided by the cops because so far as we've
discovered, That we're going back to strangers Shack, which
was before the bar got rated, which means they knew about us
before that. Yeah, and me, stranger and
Vandal. We were outside having a
cigarette. And then I think that's the
last. I remember.
What do you remember, anything? I remember you not giving back
my lighter. That's probably a thing for
later. Stranger wait.
You're outside. We were having a cigarette.
I was trying a cigarette. I am a stranger says, I don't
smoke it very well. I don't think it makes me look
cool. It doesn't.
Smoking isn't cool. And then Del throws it to the
ground holdups on it. Oh my god, there are absolutely.
Right. Could be, I'm gonna light a
cigarette. Oh, my goodness.
So, could this be that AI? That knew all that stuff about
you too? Hey, yeah.
We talking about when we like we got, we got an A I and the, in
the back, right? No nice.
Were soaked up. Don't talk about that.
Some people does hard regard. Things differently been
information about us being here and I suppose, whatever took us
Soros here and saw it as an opportunity and kind of looks
really confused and I'm not sure.
I just know that my head kind of hurts paying does the name.
Jay, spark anything for you. Nothing, man.
I guess we just have to figure this out when we get there.
Yeah. What was the riddle again?
So now you're a savior. How about that?
I wonder if you made it alive. Can you find the bomb kittens
and all before we die inside? Our journey is closing more time
would be nice but soon it will be done.
Don't take too long, I've lit the fuse everyone having fun.
Ah ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha, ha, Jay, that's a good rendition.
Then Del goes for high five. I also studied poetry, oh, high
five hours, I studied poetry in University.
So the shack is stranger shock, right?
Yeah. I mean it wasn't very secure.
Arisaka knew I was there trying to I was there.
That's why. I'll lift the train knew you
were there. Hmm.
The Steve's knew they were there.
Absolutely. It's not all tickets to Steve's
could be a super-smart Steve. Maybe there's one really smart
or on Queens. Steve.
All right. Well this seems like there's a
bomb so we should go and make sure it doesn't kill everybody.
Some days, he just can't get rid of a bomb or four.
So things like II should probably go downstairs.
I need to sit down. You guys need anything?
No, but here, I'm going to toss my extra revolver or my extra.
I mm depending o ping keeps complaining about their head
hurting. Can I take a look at their head?
Yeah, you look at the back of their head and you see they've
got a bruise across the back of their head.
I'll carry that answer. And it's in the shape of a
knockout truncheon. We should put some ice on the
back of your head. Yeah.
Good idea. Probably shouldn't sleep.
Yeah, that's what. Thinking as well.
Okay, you need some uppers. I'd love some, okay.
Oh, the synth, Coco 8 and I said, Cooks already bent it,
done. I have enough drugs in my
personal because Remy did it? Okay.
Well, if you got anything, I mean, can't hurt all I gots a
joint, that's not gonna help. No, I don't need that.
I have some caffeine pills and my bag.
Oh, actually, yeah. That would be nice.
Thank you. Well, I could go ask for some
whiskey downstairs, for why it's terrible.
I like I said to myself, Jeb. We have a bomb to deal with, and
this will get everyone's mind a little lubricated, so we can get
things going. Doesn't it say that they've let
the fuse? It does get the fuck back in the
van. Okay.
Then do gets back in the van and ping goes into crystals by joy
and closes the door behind them. Stranger goes up towards the
door and start smoking a cigarette.
Drops it on the ground. I mean, so good.
Good luck. Yeah, bruh.
Stop, you got jabber. You.
Are you in the car yet? Stop.
Yep. Okay otherwise I'm driving so no
I'm draft, don't worry anywhere else.
First of all, you guys try it out of night
City towards the Badlands. You head towards the shack where
essentially Adventure began, when you come up to the shack,
Corrine around in a nice curve as the dust Billows and then
settles down. You see the shack?
All of its windows are boarded up with metal plates and it's
eerily, quiet out here in the desert.
So, who's going to go knock on the door?
What time is it? It's like it's dark.
So it's like 10:00 on a night. It's Halloween night.
Out. No, we're just in our costumes.
What does the moon look like full?
That's a bad Omen. This is all a bad Omen.
Very bad Omen. I guess it's time to trick or
treat. You want to knock on the door
and say trick or treat? Oh, and they open it, then you
can give him now, right? I'll do it.
Thank you. So, Jeb, walks over, still
dressed as Davy Crockett. I'm just gonna aim for that door
with my rifle trick or treat. Jeb, you had no onset but I want
you to roll a perception. Check 21, nice.
I bet the door has been welded shut France.
This thing ain't opening. Even if it you know, if someone
were home as well but should I will go walk around and see if
there's another entrance. Yeah Romy a perception check.
Sixteen as you're walking around the building, you see footprints
on the ground. You start to hear a groaning on
the other side of the building and they're in the murky water.
You see Ripples and out onto the sand.
It starts to pull itself out of the water mutated plants pieces
of dust and dirty water fall off.
This figure as it comes up through the water there, in
front of you, is one of the Abominations, swapping is out
here in the Badlands. They've been wondering for a
while. Zombies, Ali wouldn't be
Halloween if it weren't for zombies, I guess, Lock and Load.
And the three of them come out of the water towards USANA.
It's dark. You can't really see them super
well and one of them goes around the building towards Vanna
White. The other to come towards you,
I'll get out my flame sword and all activated lighting up the
area around so I can see these things more clearly and I will
shout Abominations. I'm going to pull the
flamethrower out of the back of the oven away.
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Latency is my bed made. Microwave isn't working can you
talk to it? What will these to get up to
next? I don't know why you keep
sticking your Finger in that part.
That's not a bowling ball. Oh God.
So you got three zombies coming towards you from the water
Abominations, Abominations, they're not, they're not
zombies. Since, when do we do is Jim
takes out his grappling gun and it takes a name for the top of
the roof there. So we can get some height
advantage on these ghouls. Sick, role Athletics, sounds
good. You got a bonus for the
grappling hook but it can't attach the roof.
Because you rolled a - you rolled a one who so it clangs
off the top of the roof and you aren't able to get on the roof
and in doing so, it seemed that I have that.
The grappling gun was ineffective.
Holster that while unholster and my Granddaddy's, Colt 45, bang
bang. I did that twice, but I didn't
mean to. Yeah.
But both of those hit with a 25 and the For you, get to combine
the damage of 17, nice. And you hit the Abomination on
the, right? So we've got an Abomination on
the right, one, in the middle, and one on the left, the one,
our rights, come around the building and comes towards Jet,
and it takes 17 damage, which is more than Harvard Health.
Thank you, for the Clue. The clue that it's more than
halfway down. Oh yes, quite yes.
So it takes more than half of its house in one of its arms
blows off from flies The water. Nice Wendell sees that it's
like, that's a cool move van Del's gonna pull out their short
sword and use their leg, boost to jump up onto the back of one
of them. And slit the back of its neck,
tighten style SEC, 12 is good enough to cause some damage is
Vandal attacking the one. That's already damaged.
Van, Del's, probably going to go for the biggest one.
All right, and they jumped on top of the big one.
Yes, right there. Cause 12 damage and it's screams
in agony but it's still alive. And it grabs the short-sword and
throws it across the ground and it sticks into the ground and
our vendors on top without short sort of.
Okay. They're holding on to the back
of its neck flaps. Yeah, these are gooey from the
water. Well I will attack.
There's two in front of me. Yes I will attack one of them in
front of me. Let's mice.
Ward 5 ruin those zombies are weak to fire.
Everyone knows I'll bees are weak to fire.
You rolled a 23, your heat blade cuts through the Abomination on
the left and it falls to the ground into pieces as you cleave
it into weak to fire. Guns, fire does double damage?
That's exactly itself. I knew it, I believe we attack.
The other one here, all is 17, the Big Bite Abomination is a
little thicker. You managed to cut through, one
of its arms. How much damage do you do 12
damage Team 13 damage? Nice.
The Big Bite Abomination. Takes more than half health and
it's arm comes clean off. You've cut its arm off and it
now can't defend with that arm and it's screaming and trying to
throw vendor laughs its back. And then it would have been
Abomination. One Stern, but you just killed
it. I am still on.
Ran away. Holding protection on door.
Do I see any of these Abominations from Vanna White?
You can see them in the distance for the pretty far away.
Like how far away like about 100 feet or more?
I worked out better for me. I will fire at whatever.
Is the biggest one I'm going to be surgically precise with my
grouping. That's a 28 crits.
My dude tell me the cool way you kill that.
You can involve end. LF you want, then do also I
think has a very good knowledge of these creatures as well.
I would like to do a three per shot through the face of the
creature, causing its head to crack open and allow Wendell to
reach inside, ripping out its medulla oblongata, thus causing
all cortex motor functions to to fall apart once.
Completely ripped out, gross. It's a newly good.
What else we expect? Are we going, you shoot, and it
goes through the head, the head splits open and they pull the
stuff out of their head. And the whole thing falls to the
ground and been dealt lands on their one.
Cool leg pirouettes. And then put the other foot
down. Nice.
That was an awesome kill you dead.
You helped retro are for I'm good at helping.
You are good at helping and fine if there's a bomb.
Oh yeah. This bump the still one zombie
left is abomination Nation. Mmm.
I run over to the the last Abomination with the
flamethrower. Okay.
Thirteen's enough because you went over to it because that's
over. That's between like 6 and 12
yards. That's fine.
You just hit it with the flamethrower and you set some of
the water behind it on fire in the fire Cascades across.
The top of the water is, there's a bit of fuel and this
Abomination is on fire, as it was sort of runs around.
Like an incredibly terrible Man on Fire and runs into the water
screaming. It's too late as it dies halfway
in the water and just flops down Dead.
Starts floating Down street and they're all dead.
Damn. All right, we have to get into
the shack. Wait, is that going to be okay
for the environment? That's where they came from.
Oh, it's been screwed for a while, now-like.
We're going to be all right. That's why the rivers on fire
has been for 13 years. Yeah.
And we've just added to it doesn't make me feel any better.
But okay. Is there another entrance in the
shack there is access probably through the roof chimney or you
could try and pry open the door. Use the fire sword and cut a
hole through the wall by. I will use my fire started.
Hold to the dope role for it. Unless it was my idea is all
yours turn away. Anyone you cut cleanly through
the metal since your sword is so hot at this point and the piece
of metal clanging down to the ground and as it hits the
ground, you can see light pulsing from the basement door
of the Trap, the trap door, right?
Yes. There's a Sceptre in the middle,
is it open? Know it, but you can see light
ebbing from the site. I open it.
Mmm, it's open and down. Are you can see in the middle of
the room is a large bomb attached to a vending machine,
what? And it's got nuclear symbols on
it and it's ticking down. Oh no.
Oh, can I go back through my memory files to see if I
remember anything about what this bomb is?
Yes, you have 15 minutes. Well, education.
It's a repurposed dirty bomb. It'll probably cause a lot of
radiation damage and this building will not exist and
neither will a vending machine. And neither will Of you.
If you're within a few miles, the very localized nuclear
explosion, but it's designed to destroy it, would create kind of
a crater. Yeah, this wouldn't affect the
city though, right. It would in fact route in and
out of the city, probably have some little bit of Fallout and
it's so weird. I don't understand why this
person is doing this. What is it possibly gain?
This was their idea of some sort of sick joke.
They get their Jimmy's off all this, I think so Justin, what
are we gonna do? You top down, we need you to be
very careful, Sano because this is a very well armored bomb need
you to cut that armor. Plating off which soared
delicately, okay. I will put my heat blade into
this nuclear bomb to cut off the heat plating Shield.
As you said they do you say the Heat playing field?
What did you say one? I just an armored plating, I'm
plating. Sorry I've ever DM instead, and
I was like, oh, did I miss that? No, there's some sealed.
They're all just roll the weapon and the weapon who 18?
Nice. Yeah, you cleanly, cut off all
the armor on the outside and you expose the inner mechanism.
And you can see the nuclear charge swirling inside of a
glass tube. That's not good.
What do you do? I do not know know how to
silence retro. This is all on you.
I'm not good Under Pressure, the pressure.
It's only a nuclear device that will kill us all.
Thanks we need to start a vending machine as well.
The vending machine we need to keep up that you've got this
small area and saying I on but I was being sincere, but sorry,
did not feel it. Let me take up some of my aunt,
my acting Since you have got this, I mean, okay, okay.
How was that? So, no, I did.
You believe that one? Yeah, that was pretty good.
Yes, great. Thank you.
I'm going to carefully start to go into the bomb, and then stop
realizing that. It's very cold on the inside.
And I'm going to turn to I'm gonna go.
Iona, you have any Hairspray. Pray in your bag.
Yes, I do. Let me borrow that.
Okay, it's a little travel sized hairspray, 3 oz going to spray
it on the inside and you're going to see a bunch of hidden
laser beams, on the inside. That pretty much almost cover
the entire block of the triggering mechanism.
And right before the trigger mechanism, I'm I was like I got
to find something that's not metal to go in there and I
remember suddenly and I pull out the joint from my pocket and
stick it right in between those lasers before the firing pin
goes off. And the joint stops it from
going off causing the bomb to effectively be to be desired
because it can't go off. And I able to then disarm
cutting the wires in the proper way Metro cheese.
Just some of them by Rolling 25 and then using a joint to do it.
Yeah it detaches from the vending machine and falls to the
ground and then Powers down. And you see that the particles
that were going to be part of the nuclear energy, Slow Down,
slow down, dissipate in the canister and the whole thing
becomes a net. I'm going to take the half of
looks like that didn't get crushed and I'm going to light
that up now. Wouldn't that be in your good?
That was a little extra kick, ain't no big deal.
Your battery. Now one of the one of the pieces
in the bomb, has a label on it for a bathroom, a biotechnical
bathroom in building 94. Jesus, man, where the hell is
this? Jay person is selling 94, the
building I work in. Yes, well, I'm starting to think
this person might be Related to you.
Iona, I also think that in your job maybe I haven't showed this
to you. There is someone at my work who
is trying to take me down. I told you this when we looked
in his safety deposit box, there was this and I show them the
arisaka badge. Is he working for arisaka this?
Done is a outdated badge so it's he used to work for arisaka
doesn't mean that he does not still work for arisaka,
corporate spy, perhaps, but why would he be trying to take me
down? Specifically does he know
anything about your involvement was arisaka the vending
machines, anything? Yes.
He knows everything. Yes.
It's bad. I have not been in contact with
Ted the IT guy but he should be giving me information about all
of the encrypted messages. That mr.
Smith has been sending back and forth from his email and his
computer in yielding 94. Yes.
And I imagine we get that email tomorrow because Halloween's a
Sunday night and it's a holiday is on Nashville.
It's a national that nobody's working today.
Yeah, yeah, yes. Okay.
Well, it's disturbing that this person knows everything.
But what's more disturbing is that what he did with this
knowledge is make us run around on Halloween defusing bombs
without friends. It might not be him in
particular, his name isn't Jay and he doesn't sound like those
recordings. This is Jay Smith, it is not.
Jay Smith and there, but it is possible that he helped or gave
information to somebody else who does not like us and knows what
we're doing. So he hired someone to do this
or someone height. Someone bought the information
off of him or something. Remi, is there any way you can
track the anything about this bomb of like where it came from
and who made it or anything like this?
This. Yeah, one second.
Oh my goodness. All right, you deserve that?
Do you just a fused a nuclear bomb?
Okay, with your 23, in electronics, security Tech, you
find the name of the entity that ordered some of the parts for
this device. And it says gesture in one of
them, and the other one references, a bathroom again.
Inside of building 94 is an invoice chest.
I do. Don't know, gesture.
Do any of us know chest and I'll do you know, a Jester who works
in our building. No.
Actually. And frankly that's weird because
I think I keep tabs on everyone because you told me to can I
look it up in the database on my tile?
Yes. Do I know what it was from their
soccer name? Just know.
I'm gonna order something off the vending machine because I'm
hungry. And you know, gesture starts
with a jacket that is true and jesters are normally known for
their hilarious Antics. That is also true.
Jeb. I give a knowing look to sauna
Dr. Helps this gesture person is our J Mendel claps it off words.
That's genius. Jebel Skies.
Thank you. Thank you, Rich, Gracia.
I knew I knew. I would get it eventually and I
did I did. I'm sending machine District
that distributes? You a Twinkie, mr.
Pretty old. It's very old house forever.
Hmm, did I don't find anything in the database just employee
employee database. You found out that there is no
one who works in the building called gesture as a last or
first name. It is the name of a sanitary
contractor. For soap, dispensers, and towels
and stuff. It's a janitor, it's a weird
name for sanitary contractor because they put a smile on your
face. Well, I guess he's tired of
putting up with our shit. I see what you did there gum
tissue this very good, very good.
So the hired has sanitation contractor for your bathroom.
Yes, I'm sorry. Do you expect biotechnical
employees It was that? No, I just don't know how that
relates to us, I don't know. I don't, I do not know and
what's its sanitation Place doing making nuclear bombs.
These are all things that I cannot answer.
I do. I do not know how these strings
attached. Should we go to building 94 in
that bathroom? Yeah, right now.
That would make sense. There will be anyone.
There it is. A Federal holiday.
Yeah, it's causing you some tea. The sure the vending machine up
into the vehicle. And yeah, yeah, let's let's do
it. We taking this nuclear battery
with us, seems dangerous. Um, but if we hook it up to
Vanna White, maybe we can power her for well, the foreseeable
future. I'm too high right now, but that
sounds like a good idea when I'm not does not sound.
How can you do exact? Let's go.
How can a nuclear bomb. Does not sound like a good idea,
but I do not think we should leave it here.
So let's take it back to no leniency.
All right, all right, we're just going to take the nuclear part.
We can leave all the explosives shit.
Here I'm fine. Oh God.
Okay. So the vending machine and the
nuclear part, do you hold that out of the shack dragon on top
of the Vanna White where you headed?
Let's chop the, let's drop this stuff off first and then go to
the before you shoot past no light.
Nancy drop off the vending machine.
Stranger still outside smoking. All right.
Oh shit, that was fast, surprise funding machine.
That a Twinkie one. Yeah, no shit.
Still good. Only to think he's eighty
percent, preservatives, 20% lard.
Oh yeah, 100%. Delicious delicious indeed, chip
gross. All right.
Well you guys look like you're off somewhere.
Yes. Please take this stuff off of
our hands. This is a this Is a nuclear bomb
only well, it ain't bomb no more.
There's joint it. There is half a joint in it.
It's tucked in the triggering mechanism so just keep getting
better and better. Okay be careful.
Please slides. The vending machine over to
Vanna White space in the alley and stands there and pushes a
button and the space descends into the ground at think it's
covered disappears. It's a fuck there's that's a new
addition that's super cool. They took that I want me, but
that's really cool. Bob and Hilda, I've been up to a
lot of work, who else water, who knows what else they don't, all
right, to the bathroom, to the bathroom, any good Halloween
party ends, you're all dressed in your Gala.
You see people running through the streets and knocking on
businesses and sticking them up for for trick-or-treating.
You get to building 94 and it's dark.
A whole building is in front of you.
It's pretty tall, four or five stories high.
This is where I where I own a Books and the bathroom is room
17 and the second floor. All right, entered own.
Yes, this has been a very long night and they wish to go back
to sleep. So let's check this out and be
done with this. Yeah.
So how do you get inside? Boo.
Boo, I scan. My eyes, scan my tile to get
into the building Romy bureaucracy, so you don't leave
a trace. I mean it's not strange for me
to be in my building. It's a national holiday.
Why would you Also rolled at 20 so you managed to 0 anyway.
So no one knows you're here anyway, you might sneak into the
lobby and the elevators in front of you as the security in this
situation, their guards around not to national holiday.
There's nothing in this building.
No cars. What is no product in this
building. There's none.
It's just hard. So yeah guys have to work on
this shit is literally server rooms and computers 10 by be
here actually. I do suspect you might live
here. Oh yeah.
He is a, he is an, IT guy tipping is building schools
little don't want to interact with those people.
You guys get in the elevator and head up.
Yes, the elevator up and it comes to the second floor.
When it opens, you hear music playing on the left from Ted's
office and on the right is where the bathroom is in room.
See, I'm going to point them towards the bathroom and I'm
going to head in and just like knock on Ted store for him
because I know the doors stuck a little bit.
Hey here, I'm doing maintenance. I know it's a day off but I sign
the paperwork so they won't. I don't live here.
Hi Ted. It's Iona.
Oh I didn't your hair is different.
I didn't recognize. Oh yeah they I got rid of the
green eye. It was for Halloween thing, it's
brown right now. Yes, Brown is very nice.
It's to match that ostrich. Get up that I have going on
right now. It doesn't matter.
I like it. Thank you.
I'm in the office today and I know that.
That's weird. It's weird for me to be here to.
I don't live here. Um, I need your help at any
anything for you. That's cool.
I would like, for you to come Go with me to the bathroom.
Really? Yes.
Okay, going to be honest, no one's ever asked me to come to
birth bathroom before I don't think that even needs persuasion
check. Let's go great and I probably do
that. There was 17 he follows you too
far through 17 and everybody's there and everyone's it.
Oh, there's a party instead. Wearing a costume.
Yes, Ted is dressed like a biotechnical Abomination.
That is so cute. I love him so much.
Oh my gosh. No no no, it's fine.
Oh God my hand rests on my gun. Everyone, this is Ted little.
Ted, this is Jeb now. Di Sotto.
Why are you telling him all over names?
Funny because I trust him unless I turn and I look inside Does
that really do you know gesture? You mean the paper towel
dispenser? Yes, I mean, yes, I show him the
Chip And then I show him all of the notes that we got, you know,
you've being very trusting of this personally shit.
Um, oh no rice, okey. So you remember when you said
you needed the data from the man.
Yes, right. Well, Got it all.
Uh-huh. And like all of his information
and I needed to hide it. So I hid it in the data, part of
the paper dispenser in the bathroom, it had an assistant
CIA unit to doesn't dispense more than one and so I was
enough space so I thought I should save it there.
What our mind blown? Oh I mean if we can we go in the
bathroom. Yes right here.
There's a bathroom in the paper dispenser is throwing paper,
towels out onto the floor. Rice is, are you telling me that
we diffused a nuclear bomb created by a paper towel
dispenser? Well, it had a lot of access
after I put their data in it and, you know, that there's a
basically, I in there, and it seemed kind of pissed off, it
may have read everything and got an opinion, Monica accident.
It happens all the time. Well, it's illegal, I didn't
mean, That doesn't make it not illegal well, it's kind of a
kind of a trick in it because of the treating, I'm sorry, if this
is kind of my fault, I feel really bad.
You should. How did it paper towel
dispenser? Do all of this, it throws a
paper towel at your face. You get on a gun.
Well, that's rude. I pointed.
So let's wait. Wait, wait, wait, Ted, can you
extract the data from the day? A I like I understand that we're
still going to have to destroy it.
So now we're sober enough to destroy it, but that day the
gesture company has their own robots as part of their delivery
system. I'm sure he hacked his way into
that. And then, I mean, all their
vehicles are powered by like a small nuclear charge because
then they don't have to feel the most people pay have nuclear
trucks. Well the only for the garbage
trucks you know. Wow Jeepers.
Apparently a scale that's Annoying.
Right throwing paper towels at us.
Oh, Jesus. Okay, we you bastard, what does
it ever run out? Well, it actually like three.
If I mean in a, in a few days. Yes days.
But it's crazy hopper in the world, instead instead,
extracting the data. Yeah, he's trying to us, I'm
going to rule for that. This is so terrible for the
environment. He extracts the data on a little
chip and goes. All right, I got it.
So you created a rogue AI with all the information on it.
It was a bunch of this is like printed out.
On my fridge or paper towel, it's time to Sister Sister.
It decided it hated us and then made it elaborate Joker, Riddler
style scheme, based on this. It's knowledge of online pop
culture know it. Yes, I suppose, let me get this
straight. So this paper towel dispenser
was fed all the information about us.
And with that information, it deemed that we are a nuisance
and should be killed you. Yes, because the information is
from mr. Smith's emails.
And so also changing us in a negative light, okay?
Because I was gonna say, I think we're doing.
All right. I also came from doing all
radiation but we do need to destroy this.
Seems to be - hey pal, that's really racist Fizzles.
Roll roller weapon for me that's you use thunder and lightning
Knuckles on the paper. Towel dispenser enrolled at 23.
How do you fuck up this paper? Towel dispenser this time, right
now? Now he's so high.
This is wild. There's this paper towel machine
is is fuck fucking wild right now because I'm also so high.
I'm gonna say that it is an embarrassing display of Remy
trying to punch this machine using his thunder thunder and
lightning Knuckles. And kind of like some terrible
wushu. I'm trying to think of it like a
Vengeance thing where you just kind of punches everything in a
multiple thing, just constantly just punching all of the paper
towels in the actually finally gets lucky and just smacks it
right in using thunder and lightning causing it to explode.
It's just from the electrical charge.
The whole thing Fizzles sets on fire and all the paper towels
start like a fused and it spurts in the panel flies off and
sticks into the roof. And you just here, Good guy,
nice. Little puff of smoke and the
paper towel dispenser has been destroyed.
Is that dude it everyone dispense Justice.
You do, that's very good. Is that the end of it?
I suppose. That's the end of this bit.
You've got your information and we defeated and AI we you I'm
not part. I'm I'm an Abomination.
Who said, yes? If you tell anybody about this,
I will find where you live and I will murder you in your sleep.
Okay, it's a good thing about a bathroom because I may have
soiled myself Sano walks away. It's not what I expected when
you asked me to come from the bathroom.
I know thank you for thinking of me.
Happy Halloween, happy Halloween time, happy Halloween by going
to bed, and that's why you, make sure.
You give you have two Factor authentication turned off.
Yes, it is. Happy Halloween, everybody.
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I wonder what will happen next time on no latency.
Next time on Nolan's. I'm going to have until run to
my apartment and get me some regular clothes.
I think it's my look and I think I need a makeover.
It's your TV hat, your TV head is weird.
No one wants to date a TV head. Oh Jeb there is a full-length
mirror in here. All right and a saddling take a
look at myself. This is this is a tricky
situation because Ted I am very curious as to what could be so
embarrassing. I Text him you got a duck
message. Come back to read it.
We are curious what it is. This is the duck?
Yes. Yes I'll I will click the doll
file. I took far too long.
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