Last time I know. Latency sidequest, I don't know
what's more uncomfortable, the darkroom or hearing those two
positioning those dead bodies together.
Should we strip them first? No, let's strip them after to
make it harder and you guys also dealing with turrets outside of
your room. We haven't opened the door yet.
Another? Okay it's there's a garden
there. You can just give up now.
So I save the ammunition also. I really fucking hate you for
the record. Oh yeah.
No. I Oh, I failed spectacularly.
Guess. Guess guess we're saying.
Sand is released. I don't know.
Can you do anything about that? It's running time baby!
You're sitting down. I blew up a building fly by the
seat of your pants and I run on it.
I'm going to skin you alive. I'm jacking in.
Come on, JAG. You jack in and the first thing
you see is one door. You can probe or you can look
it. I'm gonna probe there's a skunk
in here stinky. I don't know what this means.
This is this me. Punk is an anti-personnel
defense program. I see it.
Can I try and use tactics to get around it?
Yes. All right, I've got some
tactical sir. Sense.
Okay. 15. Yes.
As you skirt around this Gunk, you walk into the next area and
has two connections, a left or a right door.
All right. Time to roll interface, set out
a probe on both doors. You get some information on the
right, the DV for the door on the right, is only a TV for and
on the left, there was a creature.
I filled on my butt feels so good.
Just reassured higher bar. How do you do?
Okay, I'm gonna go to the one on the right with the D4.
All right. Fall into place.
Your role in 11, you stepped into the room and there is
clicky. Yes.
Can you help me? I'm trying to write a letter.
Let me show you how to write a letter.
If there's anything written about clipping so that I could
like get real clippy, is you find information?
Instantly flippy is unimportant. Arrow syntax are part of the
tutorial of making a music bass and it seems like this person is
just left it inside. Side this net run.
Okay, come with me clippy. Let's go to the next room as
clippy, walks through the threshold.
He can't leave the room. My guy, my best friend, our
closest companion on this journey is just tired.
Interface 6. Yes, inside is a wisp.
Okay. Can I use, does it see me if you
step in the room? It will ya.
Can I use stealth to do that? Yes, nice, sweet, sweet.
Okay, wait a second. Where is it again?
Oh Bryce 16. Yes you stealth your way through
and come up against a password door with the beauty of seven
and to be of seven I'm Gonna Roll interface interface.
Yes, you pass walkthrough. And in front of you are two
doors one, which looks like the iron doors to a dungeon on the
left and on the right is a door with a Turret logo on it.
Hmm, I'm gonna do go to the turret one.
All right. Role for it.
Yes. Seven, you beat the DV which was
six, you enter the room and the turret control is a big old
leather. There's no encryption
whatsoever. This is a fairly Deep rinette
Run. You've got pretty far.
You can flip that lever and turn off the turrets.
I'm gonna flip in your flip, the lever.
And we return to Retro in a room, surrounded by turrets and
they shut down. You hesitate with your grenade
because the only thing left in here.
Floating drought. Can I shoot the Drone?
Yes, I'm exhausted from this bottle mostly, right Row, the
biggest bullshit of them all, you ended up with Leroy Jenkins.
I'm just gonna say, as I do it, I'm like, this is why I shoot
you in our raids all the time. And I really shoot that drone
and you really do. You rolled a 22 plus 3 crit
assure the bullet hits the side of it, your old 16 which is Is
actually over its HP of 15, it explodes and falls to the
ground, and just put the gun in here.
This was a red right now, we'd be electrocute.
Someone's not in the holiday spirit.
I want to be alive for the holidays.
Maybe retro. Hey, so this spring in the North
Pole or we're on thin ice Deb, that was good.
Shut up. I almost feel bad just like
we've been having a great time through our stuff.
Our side of stuff calcifer like You owe me at least three
Christmas presents for the amount of heart attacks that I,
you gave me from me thinking that you were going to die.
You can't tell me your secret and then die.
I let you trick the secret. I'm Jazz your sadness, man.
Clapton gets pushed out of the net, run the dawn in the room
that you walked into, does not open but a secret door, to the
South does open and you can now see Clapton and cave and the
door in the room that they were in opens.
Yeah, everybody get your ass. Someone's got resting Craig's
face and above the door of the words.
Are you ready? Well, are important Point
almost. Most now calcifer before we
really got into things today, you mentioned the thing about
net running and that's why you have the whole thing about the
mollusks. Yes, so while you were net
running you ran into. I'm not going to say the word
but you ran into a large mollusk in the net.
Yeah. And it attacked me.
And now I'm turning into one of them and so, that's the whole,
that's the whole thing, huh? Yeah, I can't remember so many
things now. I don't really remember if I had
friends before this, or if I'd had a family.
It's very confusing. Yeah, I get that.
I'm glad you've told me and I gave him a big hug.
I give you a hug and I touch your butt for, as reassurance,
you know what I mirror, the butt cracks is this way, please.
I didn't even care about the but to just like camaraderie, what
is what a Christmas miracle? Wow, I've Never Been Kissed
before. Yes.
I that anymore? The sign flashes.
Okay, now we're ready. We had to have a teller touching
moment. First, touching butts moment.
Do you head through the door? Well, I've already got yelled at
twice. I'm not going first.
Okay. All right, I'll do it.
And I and K view leads. The pack to the last room in
this Warehouse. There's a long Corridor in front
of you. I'm so proud of us.
We've done so great today. Okay, gig.
I have a crazy idea. What if we let loose every
single one of our grenades? No, those are really expensive
and I'm planning on living. And as you walk into the room,
as this Warehouse room and Faded on the walls scraped away
arisaka, Prime logos. This is apparently an old
arisaka Prime Warehouse on the ground has been painted.
That death sweep logo there at the other end of the room
standing in front of a very, very large door.
There's a large man wearing an exosuit skeleton dressed as
Santa Claus. Santa.
Is that really you? No, no course not.
I love everyone. I'm sweet and you're going to
die roll for initiative. We Gotta Throw every single one
of our grenades. Again those are expensive.
Night City. If you look at a map of North
America, somewhere on the western edge, you'd see an Inky
black top with fingers pressing into the side of the continent,
that's where you find night City and somewhere in the middle of
that. Inky black dot is a giant
smoking hole, like the universe itself, Drew iron and shot
straight through the city, radiation turn the sky red, but
our story starts a little further, south In a dive bar,
the shortstop Welcome to Night City and welcome to cyberpunk
edge of Extinction. And it sided dice presents
cyberpunk edge of Extinction, a cyberpunk, red, actual play.
Watch now at youtube.com slash at infinite, sided dice.
Catch you later, Chairman's. So, retro you've walked into
this room, you see this huge mechanized Santa Claus in this
weird Netrunner media guy wearing a Santa hat and if
he/she is an upsetting sight, he's carrying a huge, huge gun.
Yeah. There's like a cannon gun.
Yeah. Big like a big minigun.
Mmm. Okay.
I would like if I was remember how I said, I got some stickum.
Yeah, if I was a pie that stick of do, that litter grenade that
I didn't get to use in the classroom because the all the
turrets dropped, right? Would that count as my bonus
action, or is that a free act? It's a glitter grenade.
It won't do a lot. But yeah.
Okay. I'm going to paste.
Stick them on that. Glitter, grenade and toss it at
Santa Claus. Okay.
Do Damn 18, gasps not hits and glitter goes everywhere and the
Santa is distracted. I will then.
Can I get to hear with my movement?
Get the right hand side. Yes.
And I get to be buying these boxes yet.
I like to use my music to get behind this box, has crashed
down and then I want to use some of the scrap that I have and my
tech ability to manufacture something.
With my bonus action on the flashlight, do it with your
other action. This means you won't be able to
shoot. No, I absolutely know that cool
role for it, and what are you making?
I'm going to make a wireless connection that I can try to
plug into Santa that way. Potentially calcifer could hack
Santa. Yes.
Yeah. It is a human in the middle of
it but he is wearing a fright, right?
So we can act before him. I'm trying to find it because
typically don't have to roll for it.
The thing for that to roll for, can I just do my own D 10?
That's your role skill tag. Yeah, Ted, you do.
Okay. It won't work on this time but
it will work next turn. Oh, yeah, I've assumed I had to
plug it in. No, no, it's you're close
enough. It won't work this time.
Okay. And that's it.
You're now hiding behind those boxes?
Yeah, the meantime, I'm just behind the boxes, trying to put
it together and I'm like, yeah, I'm saying that that's 48, get
ready to, you know, cyber guy. I've whatever I'm going to try
to connect him to the Santa's body frame.
Whatever he's bulking up. Don't worry.
I got an idea. He's been laying off the
cookies. Yeah, I'm gonna.
So I'm going to use kind of a combination of like movement and
my bonus action, all right, skeletal implants, don't fail me
now and I'm gonna jump up on these boxes to get a little bit
of height. A little bit of a You from
everyone. And I said, Blast away with bass
and treble. Nice.
Do it too, dude. Wow.
Really 14 and 15 base. Misses the bullet flies across
the room hits the wall and then hit something matter.
That's interesting. Your other gun hits Square in
the frame and it rips off a piece of the metal of the frame
and the frame and the Santa take damage.
Well, someone's getting on the naughty list naughty naughty I
was born on that list. Yeah, they get like that.
That should be no surprise. I don't know why we're doing
this right now. What I can do that's going till
I told me about your scam, there are used too dumb to figure it
out. Absolutely.
Yeah, and it's sweeps turn, whereas I've got them here.
Death, sweep, Santa chimney sweeps.
That's sweet. So proud of you they pull out
his Constitution arms, hurricane assault, weapon and K if you're
standing on top of a box. Yeah.
And you're the Target and you just mocked them and they were
talking to you so you're the target.
Yeah, 100% And they shoot you. Off the curb appeal of bullets,
and as they fire pasty, they are in Christmas colors.
They blast and hit the wall around you clinking against the
concrete walls and some of them hit something metal.
Yeah, that's not good. Sweep takes a few steps to the
north side of the building. And it is clamped and Stern.
Okay, I see his gun right. Oh, it's huge.
Yes. Okay, I got a really big bump.
How far away am I from retro? Oh no!
Dear God, he's on the other side of the room.
As you're doing this, another clamp picture appears before you
feel them. This one just they want me to
become a clam. The clams want me.
It's gonna happen when how far away is he again?
About 100 the rooms about 100 meters.
Long, can I use my movement to get over an extra retro?
Yes. All right.
Cool. Is there any way that I could
throw the sticky grenade tactically?
So it like bounces off one of the boxes and onto the gun.
It's a sticky grenade so it might stick to the bottom.
Hmm you're right. I guess I can just try and throw
it on the joke. Yeah do it.
Can I use tactics for this one so that she can?
It's a great question, go for it.
All right here in a goat. Holy fuck.
To. Yes.
You can add sales across the room sticks to the side of the
frame. Oh yeah.
Oh shit. And it explodes, roll 5 D, 6 to
protect note, 20. That's a lot of damn it.
No, it explodes to, oh shit. All right, well, it's still 20,
damn it. Oh nice.
I rolled crushed fingers. So the frames hand on one side
gets crushed and the gun. Falls to the ground with a
giant, thud damage the frame and to use the gun sweep needs the
frame. It is too heavy to hold need to
balance it on a box or do something else.
And now that it essentially means that sweep can't use their
massive, massive gun. They're fine, they've taken some
hits, they've taken some damage because a grenade exploded up.
They don't have the critical injury was taken by their frame.
Nice and that's all you can do this turn because that move was
big and that grenade. It's big.
Yeah, yeah those damn Sexy dude. Good job.
What, what can I say? I, well, I was sitting back
here. I'm just like, I'm so glad I
bought things, and I'm putting the armor piercing bullets in my
gun. Hey, because I am gonna fuck out
and just shoot him with an armor-piercing.
Bullet 22:22 +6, doing 12 damage.
Excellent work. The bullets.
Rip through his Duel armor. Now the frame is broken.
You see parts of his outfit. The Santa's outfit rip away.
Christmas came early this year and I just hope that behind my
boxes. Nice.
Oh yeah. And they take more damage.
Yeah. And he steps out to the frame
leaving the gun on the ground. Here's the thing.
You see my plan, right, right. You just went through the big
convoluting. Do you think I just sit in this
room on my own? Maybe footsteps, big, big metal,
footsteps, and Remy, you recognize this sound and is it
comes around the corner. You are fully sure of what this
is. It is Panda.
Robot big red nose and Reindeer. Antlers, this was a huge minigun
on the back of it and it steps forward and screams fucking
Christmas and it points at Clapton because you just threw
this grenade, okay? Rudolph.
The Red-nosed pain near guys later and it fires, this huge
assault rifle, at you missing badly the bullets fly past
Pretty freaked out at fires arikara and also missing because
it only rolls a 30. It that's not right, because it
wasn't assigned to the correct skill.
Hold on, that's okay nine. Roll evasion.
How long this I can do this, I can do this, but old gun, which
is evasion, is amazing, books of fantastic this weld.
Oh yeah, rolling 12, the Ripper sticks in.
To one of the crates in front of you and it whips across the room
as it returns to this giant cat with a red nose Roars.
Oh, sweet. Lord.
I'm going to get posted up the right rope with the boxes and
I'm a nun or my tetromino backpack.
Hmm. My sniper rifle.
I spy and going to take aim at sweeps, Left eye.
Okay, hmm. And just going to line up the
shot. Take a good breath.
I'm going to use to luck points on.
This is sued lot of points on this.
All right, you know? Actually, cuz I really want this
work. I'm gonna do 55 points.
Okay? Nice.
And I'm just going to, once I get the point lined up, and I
think I got it right there on his, I just going to take a deep
breath and mutter to myself. Gonna put your eye out kid.
He said that 18 plus 5 you hit Square bam I will say that the
head armor was attached to the frame that I did write down so
he has no armor in his head now is just wearing a shit Santa's
hat. It you know it hits him square
and you also Just go for it. Go for it.
You roll two sixes. Yep.
So I'm Gonna Roll to D6 that's 10.
The bullet goes through one of his eyes and you almost see it
ricocheted through his spine and come out of his past.
He looks at you Smiles. And diet the panther jumps over
and you can hear it way and it jumps around above the dead body
of its old master and screams at you all retro you killed sweet
taste. Oh well time to put Rudolph down
and I'm going to just kind of sit down on the like I'm just
kind of kind of like kneel down on the box that I'm at to get
like a good steady. Shot and then bass and treble.
Nice. Do it.
Most of the kneeling down is just for the pose, that's fine.
You're going to use any luck or anything.
Nah, nah, I feel like the point of using look like, I'm not
gonna outshine that shit. Now, that's for both, hit with a
19 and a 15 respectively. The bullets sail, across the
room, hit this robotic flies off pieces of the armor as it loses
more of its energy. You've done a decent hit you do
anything else? No, I'm just gonna pose nice.
It's very cool pose. Yeah.
Sweet this Dad. So it's now Clapton's time.
Retro, I saw earlier that you had created something to hack
into the suit. Yeah.
Use that to hack into the to the panther.
I've if the panther in the suit or connected is a pretty good
solid chance, I would say. All right baby.
Time to go for a run. Hell yeah, it's running down
roll roll interface, retro throws.
This device towards you and you jack into it on her face.
Okay. I'm just going to use my luck
for this. Why not cool.
There is all my luck. Okay, yes, you jack hand and you
probe the Panther and you discover it is being I would buy
an intelligent piece of software and behind this door, which you
can see through because of how well you roll a floating
digital. You just be like, just be like
the raids. All I have to do is close my
eyes only Foods, close my eyes. Okay?
I'm Una. You have two actions because you
rolled so well before any of it can attack.
What are you gonna do? Okay.
So I have to attack it. Yes.
Okay. I am going to I'm going to
activate killer my, my killer program.
I think it's just good killer. Yes, it is.
I'm gonna activate that. And then I have Jesus.
I guess if I can, I have that attack twice or is it just once?
How does that work? Is you have two actions.
Alright alright I am going to have it attack for the first
attack. I'm gonna have Killer attack.
Okay. So that is a what do I roll for
killer to attach your role? Your Role interface and kill
against his plus 3. Okay. 5:45.
I apologize. So it's actually six and 18.
Yes. Yes.
Okay. Heart of the clam bursts open,
the top Shell Shack. And in the center is the mind of
the clam and there's this glowing Pearl.
That's glitching out every now, and again, you see the death
sweep logo, Harbor, give me a second.
You have one more hit before it tries to attack you.
Okay? Can I use?
Can I use concentration to jump on the brain at Lancaster?
Try to like, merge with it to control it?
Yes, you can. Okay, everybody it's time to
face my fears. 22, fucking hell. Nice.
And The whole thing D residence in front of you and it falls to
the ground outside of the net run.
All of them. See a giant panda.
Glitch out parts of its arms move in ways that really do feel
very uncomfortable, the red-nosed flashes dies out and
the whole thing falls to the ground combat is over, you get
forced out of your net, run Clapton and three files are
downloaded to your agent. They are decrypting.
It's funny though. You look at this decryption and
you think to yourself. Wow, that's probably just enough
time for us to get out of here. Get back to the bar.
Have a drink. All right, everybody.
I think it's just enough time to get out of here and go to the
bar to do. One buttered nipples for
everyone. Enough time to do, what?
Oh Jesus let me rephrase this, I need to get my dirt.
They would I need to I need to know my information.
I got some files decrypting and that's just enough time for a
toast. Okay guys, ever try this one
more time? I said I got three files out of
decrypting from the clam that's just enough.
Time to go to the bar. Get out of here and get a drink.
Did that order though, okay, what we get out of here, yes,
and you will head to the bar laughing at Clapton in their
Victory leaving sweep and his disastrous puzzle behind your
secret is safe. Apparently, you go back to the
bark and serves you drinks and the files complete.
And you have three files one. That's about a Donia.
You have one. It's about yourself.
You have one about who destroyed our sack of prime. and, Do you
have one that is the Lost song of a band?
They know. Merry Christmas everybody.
I know Nia this files for you. Cave this files for you.
I'm keeping this one and retro. I think I'm just gonna delete
this other one for you retro. Do you want that file?
I do want that file. Babe, I'm giving it to you.
Thank you. We're jacking it.
That's fucking bitch. What what is it and all fucking
bitch of a man-made is a fucking fraud.
I should have known her fucking. Go to name was jellyfish like a
bitch and he should have been with me and said because I
actually wrote my own fucking music but no he went and fuck.
Nevermind, it's fine. It's just me.
Thank you besties. Well you want to do a song
alongside reuse. That will Propel you to new
heights. I'm already in babe because I
fucking got it. I just gave you the Christmas
fucking high five. Everybody, I've got great news.
I just learned that my sister's name.
Her last name is Jones. I didn't remember anything about
her, you know, her first name. I left you a message.
Did I? Oh fuck.
Some people are so far. There's the message is it in my
on the back of the photograph you have is Claire and
everybody. I'm so excited.
I just learned the last name of my sister Claire.
Okay, you're a snitch, I take out a photograph of myself and
someone else that look that is probably my sister and I write
down Joe underneath Claire. Maybe that means my last Name is
Jones to calcifer. Clapton Jones everybody.
Let's high five. Absolutely.
Yes, retro what did you get ping brings more drinks.
Well, retro is going through the files and Records very puzzled
because he's seeing a heist happen on the Sky Mall, which he
does not. Remember and definitely feels
like he needs to talk to paying about it.
And at the same time and going through, he's also seeing some
of the video of when arisaka was bombed and he starts to get a
little bit of you starts to tear up a bit and cry cuz you see
Sado again one last time. Before they died.
We did it as a crew. Y'all did it be all fucking
great Christmas? Yeah, I think it's hot.
Excuse me for a second. I gotta I gotta I gotta go
freshen up. I'm just so happy that we all
did this, you know, it's great. I would take a step to the side
with ping. We're here for you, my thumbs up
and turn back to paying face. Back to Psalm.
So here's everything they got. They don't have just arisaka.
Know what do they have? They have us blowing up.
The SkyMall. What is someone's framing us for
blowing up the SkyMall. Oh, all right.
Sure. It's quite the Christmas
present. Hey, my name is Bryce Pablo.
I did the voice of God, Chef, Eric Clapton, you should
definitely check out my band Astro zoo on Spotify and all
other music streaming platforms were Really cool.
Check us out. Meow.
Oh, and you can follow me on Twitter at Astros.
Ooh, that's the name. Leave it.
The laughter, the end. I'm Jordan Michael would be I
played Cave. I generally do things just
acting on stage around the Seattle area.
So look for me by name, Jordan, Michael would be.
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