Last time I'll know they can see.
Where is the other one? The other perpetrator?
And then I helped vv take care of.
The big one. Yeah, this, this bats really
great by the way. Oh, we did let one.
Go the sand rule line by chance. That's what I'm looking for.
You know they're gonna use this against you when you find a real
one. OK, let's take a look at this
leg. That's.
Ruled over Will. It has never worked for free.
That's in the handbook. Live.
Don't underestimate me. I really appreciate your help
Iona. Did we try Claire?
Who's Claire? We ended up in space.
I'm so sorry, Claire. Did she say bubble tea?
We really did not take care of Claire the way that we should
have. It might be good to take a small
break. Yeah, right now I'm gonna rest
for a bit as well. All right, so that was weird.
We did save. What's his name?
I forgot already. Clive, Clive, Clive.
We did save Clive, but I don't know, I really thought he would
have given us his those guns he was talking about, but he just
sold us. Guns now, have you been?
Talking about this all night. Oh, I mean, I don't know.
I just kind of thought maybe we would be getting those fancy
guns he was talking about. Well, I did get a gun.
And he paid us all money. Yeah, so we got something from
it. Which I guess if you think about
it, if you turn that money and bought a gun, then it's kind of
like he gave us a gun. True.
Jeb, I just. I just can't believe that you've
been thinking about this all night.
But you have. You have your grand Pappy's twin
Colt 45. And I would never give them
away. So why are you worried about new
guns? Well, I just thought it'd be a
nice gesture. What's going on?
Good morning, Remy. Good morning, Remy.
Now, real quick, before you really start the diet, did you
think you were going to be getting a gun from Clive, From
saving the life? What the fuck are you talking
about? So we saving the.
Stuff with the idea that Clive was supposed to give us.
Because, he said, he had guns. When he. 1st called us, he did
and and Jeff just got. Literally.
While it just seems weird that he would bring up the fact that
he had guns to give us and then not give us guns is that am I
crazy or what? Don't you have your grand
Pappy's 45? That's exactly what I said.
Thank you. Don't.
You also have that American too, and it was it.
Was great. Crossbow as well.
Listen, I got nothing wrong with the guns I got.
I'm just saying that it was weird that he'd bring up the
fact that he had guns for us. We save his life and then we
don't get guns. I also think that you're missing
the fact that that was a metaphor.
Trying to say that the people that were trying to rob him were
the guns. They were.
He. Value.
Was a count. You know what?
I'm done. I'm over it.
All right? He gave us.
He gave us money. And we can turn that money into
guns if we back. I understand.
I'm just. It was just weird and I'm over
it. What?
What?
What the hell else are you doing?
Yeah. So are we going to turn that
that money into guns or nice nice goodies maybe I think, I
think we're we're due to get. For goodies.
I mean, I I. You got a new gun, didn't you?
Yeah, I did and and wasn't yours, wasn't.
Yours like a massive knockoff. It is, it's.
It's supposed to be a hello cutie, but it's like a no,
that's. That's the wrong pink.
Yeah, yeah, it's it's a knockoff.
But one day I will have the real hello cutie, mark my words.
Okay, I'll mark that down are. You not excited about the?
The Bat that I Made for You or on a.
This bat is the best thing I've No, no, no, no.
No. This bat is the best thing I've
ever owned. But honestly, every time we
fight I feel like we're shooting people.
And like I've just never had a good weapon to shoot people.
I I'm more, I do like to hit things more than I do like to to
shoot things. But We're The Bat is great, is
what I'm trying to say. That's my favorite.
I need to get you in closer so you can hit people with.
That bat, and I've been trying to make more of an effort of
that with like the Shields and everything, and it does.
Did you repair your shield? No, I've no, I haven't had the
time yet. We've been really busy, like
nonstop on the go. I've never been this busy in my
life. We're earning money, though.
This is true. We are.
And that's what life is all about.
Earning money capitalism. Yes, especially in Night City.
I remember we had a checklist. What's on the checklist for us
next to do? The checklist but Bill Domino
body. That's next on the checklist for
me. I feel like that is the
equivalent. This is not Jim speaking, This
is speaking that feels like when you start Breath of the Wild and
it says kill Gannon and you're going.
To go right to the castle right now.
Well, that's, that's what I got on the to do.
I think, I think we were going to find out information about
where we could get the parts from Mr. Carrigan.
Oh yeah. Right.
He had a cat.
Yep, we saved it, right? Yes.
I. Don't.
No, no, we don't remember. I think that's the point, Jeff.
Oh. OK, so we saved a cat that we
don't remember and we're going back to see him.
For what was that about a cat? No stranger?
No. Just no.
Stranger, thank God I haven't seen you in forever.
Have you been? I'm.
I'm alright. It's good to see you.
Want some good catch? Yeah.
Is it is getting catching up or down or?
Yarn. No, I think I'll be fine.
OK. Yeah, I didn't really want you
to have to sound like a cat for the rest of today.
Meow. You didn't even do anything.
That's weird. Yeah, I know.
I I I I think I need a drink. Is it?
Is it bottomless mimosas still right now?
Is it that early? No, it's not.
Bottomless mimosas they do not. Happen till four.
I've had a word. We think about this.
I think it's sacrilegious. I mean, what time is it?
Because I mean, I can't even tell by what the drink schedule
is. It is 11:00 AM, Sir.
Damn. And no mimosas yet.
Geez. It's 11:00 AM on the dot.
How did you do that? Is there a clock behind me?
Well, he does have a computer for a head.
No, not. No, I I'm the.
One who said it. Was 11:00 o'clock, Jeff?
Oh, you drunk. It's 11.
Am my mistake? Jeff, you probably should have a
drink. The.
Dog and all that. Hair that I don't eat, Dog.
If I could get an Irish coffin, I think that really kind of two
birds once down. All right.
Well. I guess I'll where's Pink?
I I could not tell you. So I'm.
I'm. I'm.
Going to go get pain. Because.
They don't like it when a pour drinks.
So listen the on the list build domino body skin is important.
Now I do need to bring up that we were just in a facility that
fused machine and skin. We didn't.
We didn't get any, though. We didn't.
I think that doesn't. Take any out there.
Right, yes, quite. What was the company that was
responsible for the flesh and mechanical monstrosities?
Bendel looks. I don't know.
And and and. Bendel looks, I know, a bit
longer to give you a look at. Do I make a joke about this?
I mean, you could. Please do.
Jeb. Your Mama.
That was so good, Mendo. I had no idea what's going to
come out of your mouth. Is that good?
Did I do it? Sick burn, Jeb.
So good. Unsure of what just happened,
but I feel like I was the butt of the joke.
Yes, Jeb, because it was Biotechnica and it said
Biotechnica everywhere and you were there and you smelt it, You
also ate it. You're not paying attention.
Sometimes I drink too much and I forget things.
That's my only excuse and I'll use it.
From here on out. Anyway.
What did you drink? Well, why don't we go back to, I
mean if it's Biotechnica then why don't you, can't you look on
some sort of file or? Or or the.
Plants for the bio scanner. Back to the station.
We're not the no, not the one that we're at because we.
No, no, the satellite facility with all the samples.
Oh, you mean Silo 74? Silo, thank you.
I couldn't. I knew it started with an S.
What's my job? I'm I'm here to help.
I'm here to remind. OK, so we need a body, but we're
focused on the skin right now before we even have.
Skin is final step. I just had to I I just had to
put it out there that eventually we could probably find skin.
Do we have any sort of what do we have for this body they were
making? We know about the parts we need,
and we know where skin is, but that's about it.
I mean we could also get, we could also get real skin that
they have as cyber wear too. This is true.
That is I. Think this tech probably needs
the skin that I owned as referring to.
The Biotechnica stuff. Yes, OK.
Ping walks through the back. Hi, guys.
Thank God Ping Jeb needs a drink.
OK, Irish coffee. You got it.
And Pink starts making a. Drink.
It turns out that it doesn't function very well unless he's
had a drink, you know. Is that a problem?
Have we explored this? No.
Technically it's not good for your health, but I won't get
into the health. Technicality, Smish mentality.
A Irish coffee is placed in front of you, John.
Is that I can say I was recently addicted to send coke so.
It was bad. It was bad.
Did you guys get a ticket to Mr. Carrigan's?
Yeah. No, I believe that I have to get
one from Claire, but then I don't know about Claire.
Have you have you been interacting with Claire?
Is Claire doing okay? I've been keeping an eye on
them. They're not great.
I should really go check on Claire.
Yeah, like a they're not in a good.
Space. Yeah, yeah, they they haven't
gone back to their apartment. They're too.
I'm scared. Yeah, I should I should do an
evaluation. Might be wise.
Let's get you down there. Yeah, just just like the psych
evals have never been my specialty.
But you know what? It'll be fine.
All right. Well, you know it it you're
cheaper than sawtooth, so. That's true.
We pinched Sawtooths like three times in the past week.
The man is probably sick of us. Well, I mean, you know, that's
normal because I own her in them are dating.
Right. Yep, definitely.
Yes, definitely. All right, I'll go check on
Claire. So, Vivi, you head downstairs in
one of their little side rooms underneath the bar.
Even deeper underground in this bunker is Claire, playing
solitaire. Just like a.
Playing cards just. Playing cards on the.
Tables. Okay in a room on a metal table.
Okay in a room that has a sofa, but she's sitting at this metal
table. I'll knock, knock.
Hey, can I come in? Huh.
Hi. Sure.
Hi. Hi, baby.
How's it going, Claire? Yeah, well, constant headaches
and memory flashes. And the sevens always look like
eights. Yeah, I well, I mean, I just
wanted to kind of just check in on you and and see how you're
doing. Well, did Ping say?
Did Ping mention the screaming? No.
Never mind. You know what, Why don't we
start from the beginning? I know it's been we've been like
really busy like this is. I've never been this busy before
so it's it's it's a lot and so I'm.
I'm sorry. I have you know, we haven't
really checked in much but I wanted to start from the
beginning. Like, how has it been since we
last checked in? You said that you were having
more of headaches. Has it been becoming worse?
Tell me. Tell me everything.
There's a lot of memories that have come back, but they're not
in order, so I'm not really sure of the.
Series of events behind me. I know that I remember being
told to not go back and I'm not really sure why.
Cannot go back. And then I haven't.
I don't think I've seen Mr. Carrigan since then, but I'm not
sure. And then I and then I remember
like him being different. And and and then the cat, we had
to put it in a box because it it kept scratching him.
And then there's the headaches and all of the dead people.
With dead people. Yeah, well, you work in Night
City. You see a lot of death, yeah,
but all the memories are really vivid now.
You know how sometimes you get away from the memory and it gets
like different. You know, that feeling of
remember something, You remembered something yesterday
and it's like really clear. Or you just woke up from a dream
and you can really, really remember it.
And then you forget it. Yeah, I haven't got to that bit
yet, so I just remember everything like it was
yesterday. Like it was a good dream.
Yeah. You said screaming.
What? What exactly has been the
screaming? Pink says I scream when I sleep.
So. OK.
Have you been taking anything to help with this or have you just
been kind of enduring? I remember the last time I gave
you some stuff to help, but. That didn't work, so I've been
drinking whiskey. Got a bottle?
Jeez. Oh, nice.
Wicked. Yeah, maybe I can get you some
more drugs. The good stuff that'll help with
the painful dreams and memories and.
I have a BD implant I hope that can be used for therapy.
Yeah, actually I could get you some.
I got the context. Some nice soothing brain dances
that'll that'll help some. Maybe some deer out in the
field. Something peaceful, relaxing.
Yeah, just animals. Something.
NOT like. No.
Well, maybe out by the water. The running river.
Beautiful green. We'll get you something more.
Yeah. Well, that, that, that was.
Nice talk about stuff. Yeah, I.
Think it's good that you're talking about this and I am here
to listen always. And I'm going to check in on you
more and make sure you're OK. I'm sorry this has been so
painful for you. She places her other hand on top
of the table and scratches her wrist, and as the sleeve pulls
up, you can see that her knuckles on her left hand are
bloody. Oh boy.
Yeah, she's not. She's not doing well.
Is that? Another side effect, Have you
been punching things or? Yeah, put a dent in the dumpster
Outback. Maybe we find ways to get that
aggression out to Maybe we can get you some karate or
kickboxing classes or something. Oh, that'd be nice, Yeah.
Just. These little things I think will
help you physically, mentally everything.
Thanks, baby. Yeah, whatever.
Do you guys still going to go boss my apartment?
Yeah. We.
We probably are going to do that.
Could you could you do me a favor?
Sure. It's going to sound stupid.
It's dumb. Don't worry about it.
Never mind. No, no, no what?
What can we do to help? Could you bring me my blanket?
Yeah, yeah. My dad gave it to me and I just
want it back of. Course, thanks.
All right, I'm going to. I'm going to work on getting
that stuff for you. Just like when I was a kid,
that's it's a memory that's like come back since everything with
Iona in them. Fucking pill and the screaming,
yeah. But I remember holding that when
my dad had to go to work and it always smelled like him.
So I'd. I'd like it.
I'd like it back, please. Of course I having things like
that. It's it's nice I I have this
necklace that my mom gave to me and I still wear it.
Because it's just kind of nice to have something.
Well, it's cute. Is that gold?
Yeah, it's a little. It's a little heart.
Isn't it cute? That's really nice, yeah.
I I'll make sure to get that for you.
It's under the bed. I folded it.
That's where I keep it at night. I just didn't grab it.
I've got it. Nice baby.
Of course. I actually do feel slightly
better, like in a I've gone to therapy mechanics kind of way.
We roll. Yes, first aid for the mind.
So. 18 Claire's had a chance to talk about their feelings with a
medical professional, and for this, as a medical professional,
even with your limited work, with people with sort of need
for therapy, you can tell. That her asking you to get her
blanket is a big step because she is addressing memories and
that's really good for processing her like grief that
she's got. So you've helped her out by a
decent amount and she's on the mend, so well done.
Good. I'll.
Catch you later Claire. We'll okay.
We'll be back in a bit to check on you all.
Right Iona has my dual code. So great I'll.
Make sure to get that and I don't know when we're going to
go. We'll probably go soon and I'll
make sure to get that for you. Thanks.
Hey, VV. Yeah.
Thanks for checking on me I I remember a lot and not many
people ever have. Thanks.
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Hey, guys. Hi.
Are we we should? Probably go to Claire's place
sometime like soon if possible. We're not doing anything now,
right? Yeah.
Just a drink and. How many, How many Irish coffees
did you have, Jeb since I was downstairs?
Well the first the first one was just to wake up, so I was mostly
coffee with a little bit of Irish and the the second one was
mostly Irish with just a little bit of coffee.
But then I had the third one to make them like even across the
board. And did.
You serve yourself again, Jeb? Ping is giving you death eyes.
Oh, well, I saw there the. I saw that the whiskey was right
was right there. Or the the what?
What were you, Jeb? Relevation.
Jeb. Relevation.
Evasion. Relevation.
You're about to get oh boy. You are.
You had three drinks. You said this is minus 3. 13.
At the minus 3. 1313 is not enough.
Ping slaps you across the face. Oh.
Deb, don't you ever put. Your arm behind my bar ever
again. I mean, I thought that was just
kind of like a, you know, suggestion.
No. You order drinks.
I will bring them to you. I make them to fool you for
free. I was trying to, you know, light
the load. Right in the load.
You're the only people in here, Jeb.
Yep, I think you're pretty loaded right now.
We should step out. We should definitely just go to
Claire's apartment, right? Jeb like stumbles out of the out
of the off the seat like yeah, I'll be right behind you.
I'm just want Yeah, I'm right right behind you.
Do we have any Alco Seltzer? I'll check my bag here.
Let's roll a D10, shall we? Yeah. 50 wills I roll out.
I also rolled A5 that's. Crazy.
I'm going to say that's yes. Then that's a yes.
Yeah, we both matched. Yeah, you find some in the very
bottom of your bag, but it's crushed.
Put this in some water. The only thing I can.
Handle. Myself as I am, how?
Many fingers am I holding up? 4/4 yeah.
Yeah. That's that's a three Jeb.
That's look 1/2. No, because the thumb doesn't
count as a finger. It's not.
It's not a thumb, dude. There are only three.
Never mind. Drink this.
Jeb.
Jeb, drink this. It's fizzy and nice.
I know what you're doing. I'll appreciate it.
I happen to feel real good right now.
And Jeb, the Alco seltzer. That starts to fizz through your
nasal capacity, giving you the sensation of needing to sneeze,
but never giving you the satisfaction of actually
sneezing hold. On I'm gonna sneeze I.
Hate that? Oh my.
God, I can't do it. That's a side effect of the
product. Stare at the light.
Look at it.
Sneeze.
My eyes. Just perfect sunlight on that
right there. What?
What?
Do you need to? Do.
I was thinking maybe we could just take a trip to Claire's
because we haven't, you know, been to their place and they
haven't been to their. I mean, I think Claire should
stay put, but. Oh yeah, definitely.
We we just kind of checked the place out because it's been a
while, don't they have? The.
Ticket there that we need. Correct.
Yes. Is that is that Claire's place?
Well, Claire is Mr. Kerrigan's assistant.
Oh, well, that OK. I didn't know.
Is that or? Yeah.
OK you. Did know that, I think.
OK, I forgot. Yeah, so we have to go there
anyway. So we should, we should do that
today. That sounds like an easy
mission. Good.
Famous last words let's. Go, you guys happy?
Because now I feel like shit. Sober as hell, and I feel like
she. Jeb, I'm not being funny.
One of the reasons why you feel sober as hell is because your
body has an incredible metabolism right now because you
eat turrets and flesh. And was there a point there?
No, it's just pointing out the science.
Jeb, I'm gonna put my arm around Jeb as I lead them out towards
the Vanna White. The thing is, it's like your
body is going through changes right now, All right?
We all go through them at some point in our life, right?
And The thing is, is that there's this really, like,
strange tickle. And I know things feel strange.
Everybody gets in the van and you.
The elevator takes you up and you drive out into Night City
towards Claire's apartment. And yeah, that's pretty much why
our bodies go through that job. And so the the, the regrowing of
limbs has. And else under do with that.
Absolutely nothing to do with it, but I feel like it's a good
enough analogy that potentially it can help you in some kind of
way. I think, because I can't think
of anything else to do with that.
It's like trying to explain why Magic Eye works like it doesn't
and people lie and say that it does.
And we're there. Yeah, if you were there.
I'm I'm telling you, Jeff, Magic Eye doesn't work.
People say they can look at the the book and like see a picture
by crossing their eyes and they're lying.
It's impossible. You can't do it.
Well, we both know that's not true, but I could see it looks
like a little 3 dimensional picture.
You know you're lying to me. You can't do it.
It's impossible. You can't do that.
No, it's true. You just kind of have to wait
and see the the the. The trick you see is to focus on
a point that's behind the book, which is admittedly difficult
considering that the book is in fact in front of you.
But you're going to want to focus on a point behind it if
you can. Can you cross your eyes?
Jeff I have a camera for an eye. That's all I have.
So. I know you're lying.
You can't do that. It's impossible to do that.
We've been sitting outside of Claire's apartment for 5-10
minutes now. Do we do we want to go in or?
Well, this is an important conversation that we're having
about magic. Eye.
Sometimes you just need to let them talk.
It out. All right.
I'll just. I'll wait then for.
Another 20 minutes we. Can get out of it.
Yes, they can join us in a minute all.
Right. I guess I'll just.
Jeb, don't forget to park. Don't forget to pull the parking
brake. And you guys get out and you
walk. Into.
Claire lives high up in this building, so you walk into the
lobby with Jeb and Retro still talking about Magic behind you,
and there's an elevator in front of you to take you up to
Claire's. Like, it's just a bunch of snow.
It's a fuzzy picture, man. All right, look at it.
I think, Iona, you have the the Yes I do to get in.
Should we get in the? Elevator store code, Yes, yes,
of course. Up we go.
All right, you guys all get in the elevator, The door closes.
Oh, it's new elevator music. That's nice.
Oh, this is this is a vibe is this?
The new DJ calls. I feel like I should be burning
more calories. That is funny.
This is good. Well, this is a really long
elevator, right? This is a really tall building.
It's a very tall. Building there's way up there.
You know, no one should back to the apartment for a bit, right?
Correct. That is correct.
I went back to my apartment a couple of times.
No Claire Claire's apartment. Yeah, this is not an apartment.
Yes. I don't remember.
Wait, we've been here before? Yeah.
DJ, Qualls, DJ. Qualls.
The song is just so distracting. So good.
I know. I don't want to talk over it.
It's a straight up, Bob, you know.
You know, I I hear that DJ Qualls got like a.
A contract to do a bunch of elevator music across Night
City. Makes sense, I mean.
It's a lot of elevators. There's a lot of elevators in
that city. It's a prime music spot.
Because you're a captive audience.
Yeah. As you can tell by us previously
being a captive audience there. Yeah, they started the day
recorded you when you. To the elevator rats.
What do you mean? Yeah, I'm.
I'm confused what you're talking about, Jeff.
I don't remember what you're saying.
And the elevator comes up to the top floor.
That's so Vivi. Was there anything that Claire
needed us to grab? She did ask for a sentimental
item, something I think that'll help comfort her a bit.
So I'm going to grab that. She told me where it was.
By the way, Claire's not doing well.
Yeah, I I I didn't expect them to get better instantly or
anything, But it doesn't look like the condition is improving.
The memories seem to be more vivid and they're handling it
not not the best. So.
Do we think that it will eventually?
Subside. I'm not sure we're going to try
some techniques and things to help.
Kind of be a bit of an outlet, like some therapeutic brain
dances, some maybe kickboxing or, you know, fitness classes to
help off some steam because she has been punching.
Dumpsters and crying out and rage.
So maybe a way to kind of express that anger in a
different outlet is usually does help that.
Sounds like it might helpful, yeah?
Yeah. So we're going to try with that
first and hopefully it helps. But if it doesn't, then we may
need to think about the next steps, which I'm not quite sure
what those are yet, but we need to think about the next steps.
I was going to say taking a sawtoo.
Sawtoo has been doing my therapy, so.
And also, like, maybe a retreat, some rehab.
Yeah, yeah, I think that might be an option.
But right now, yeah, I don't want to displace her too much.
So yeah, we'll see if this helps, but hopefully I'm going
to get this item for for her. It's something that her dad gave
to her some time ago, so might help her feel better.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I kind of feel bad.
We should, we should check on her more.
Yeah, When was the last time we did something for someone that
wasn't out of, you know, making us money or otherwise furthering
our personal causes? Didn't we just go to space for
Domino? Yeah, but we got paid.
We did. I don't remember that.
You were very high. You know it is, it's, it's Night
City and everybody's out for themselves, so.
That's. Not necessarily true.
You and I helped Jeb out in in finding his girl, Remember.
I remember that. Retro he Jeb also paid us so.
It was You guys were expensive. Yeah, I I was going to say I
helped my exboyfriend Chad, but I also got paid for that too.
And. Yeah, you stole the book.
That was fun. That was fun, using that in the
desert. Yeah, yeah, I I I took it as
payment for helping him. You guys, You guys still You
guys still a thing or? No, no, he was really like a one
off thing and then he kind of was a little clingy after, so I
just. I kept them around.
Just just. For the hoverboard, I understand
makes sense. To me, very nice city to just
use people. That's not.
I like that, yeah. You know, but you know, Jeb does
bring up a good point. We haven't really done anything
nice for a person just to be nice.
So, you know, maybe helping Claire is a good thing.
It's. Hard when people keep offering
to pay for the things that you do.
Now here says just the society that we live in.
We're just very wanted, which is a good thing.
Yeah, we've also never turned down the money.
Yeah, sometimes we do things and then people just give us money
afterwards. Didn't ask for it.
No, I didn't ask for this. What?
Huh. Well, then maybe this time we'll
do it for 50% off. It's like a coupon, but it's for
goodwill. I don't think Claire has any
money, but OK. So we're doing this pro bono.
I guess. It's a good thing we had this
whole conversation before we got to her place.
Now we know that we can just accept it no matter what it is.
A good thing, and this is our one thing for the next decade
that we do that's nice and free. So there we go.
Yeah, we're good people. Very good people.
We are. Let's go in.
We're a little bit funny. Sorry all.
Right. Jeb, breaching clear, quietly
turn nonviolently. Why?
Why are we preaching? There's no one here to breach
and. Clear Claire's place.
We could though. For fun.
Just don't break the door down
or anything like that. Yeah, that's why, I said,
quietly and nonviolently. Fine, go ahead and breach and
clear. Yes, breach clear.
We'll go to the door, have our own to type in the the keypad
code. I type in the door code.
Let me in. That's a fun door code.
Let me in. I like that.
Let me in. The door unlocks, but you have
not opened it yet. All right, if you would like to
preach and clear, now is your time.
Jeb, you go left, I go right. Amen, brother. 3/2.
Oh no, pretty clear. As you open the door.
Oh. No, Inside are two heavily
armored dudes with guns, and they're standing in the room
looking around, and they turn and look at you.
What the fuck are you doing in here?
Pretty clear, pretty clear. Pretty clear Wait, boss.
And you hear you hear a lot from the other room.
The bathroom door opens, and there in the doorway is Walker.
Oh, hi, everyone. You know, I was looking for you.
And it is incredibly lovely of you to all just walk in to right
where I am. Nice to see you again.
It's one liner. Oh, I had no idea who this was.
You didn't know who I am? It was the guy that just did all
the one liners. Yeah.
The one liner guy. I have a name.
Yeah, it's one liner. No, it's not one liner.
I'm Walker. Walker one liner.
I I I will, I am. I am an advanced AI and I'm
going to fuck you up. Do you understand?
Sure. Are you one step closer to the
edge? Just just just.
Well, we're waiting for your one liner.
I don't know. I don't know you came to this
Apt. I didn't know you were going to
be here. We're just trying to find this
fucking Clairol person. Well.
Why do you need Claire? Dad is.
I'm not going to fall for that. That's smart.
I I almost said things. And it goes to them that
happened. Boys lock and load.
Oh, there it is. What?
The one liner. Lock and load.
Classic. Yeah.
I'm not going to tell you that it was a good one liner, but it
was a one liner. It's a cliche for sure, but it's
something that's a staple. Here, do you see what you got to
do is you got to incorporate the environment or the people that
are in the room. You got to have it be pertinent
to the exact situation that you're in currently.
So for instance, there's a nice rug in this room.
You could say something like I'm about to pull the rug out from
under you. Or you could say you're not
walking out of here. That's pretty good.
I tell you what I will say. And you're going to listen to me
roll for initiative? Oh oh, do you play those games
as well? Are you one of them?
Next time on no latency. That one's pretty good.
See, that was a good one as far as your one liners ago, you're
getting better. Well, let's shoot them, Jeb.
Horton to understand that Magic Eye is bullshit.
Nice. Work Iona.
Try this out for size. You're doing great, Jeb.
You just got shot. It's OK.
See, he's forcing it now. See Vandell.
The training is paying off. Leg injuries?
Broken legs. The worst to recover from?
Just saying. You're almost there, Walker.
Honestly, I really thought you had that one.
Shush, shush, shush you Just be quiet and die.
Die gently. Make my day.
Have we not encountered enough creepy animals like in the past?
I mean it's it's alright, It's pretty funny.
I I'm expecting you to not say anything because I'm strangling
you that. Was a test new past I.
Mean. To be fair, they shot us first.
But we were talking about doing good things and I think not
killing everyone we come across might be it.
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