Last time on no latency call me back.
As soon as you can, there are multiple views meet you at the
bar but thank you. Joy, you are.
You have a wonderful day? He's gonna mope over to the
workshop. He's very depressed at the
moment so he needs to boost up the spirits.
He's very upset, I think you should apologize, eventually for
reacting to his behavior. You know, you could have died if
he didn't do that. I've got some good news and
remember, get him back. Then we're all gonna be a family
again. Okay.
And some bad news fucking God damn it.
Faithful is sick. Arisaka is on board.
Get here, ASAP, he's rat without playing blows.
Say goodbye to the Badlands say. Goodbye tonight City.
Oh my God. I had this song that's playing
right now. I love it in the car.
The one that I've just put on in this.
Hold on, hold on. We just flip through my CDs.
I got in the hey distracted. Driving distracted, driving?
Yeah. Here.
You you choose YouTube? I'm trying to hold on to the
MapQuest you know in my hand at the moment around caught Mash
West. King Bat has come back of the
26th. That's it.
He's like, I'm not quite as like, I'm trying to juggle it
all, what a wild scene, and we're here 26th Century, its
21st century whatever. Anyway, 22.
Yeah. You do a sideway skid and
managed to park the car backwards so that you have a
better direction for when you leave.
Nice moves. Okay, what do you got to Get all
of our stuff, repaired, get get extra stuff, get get weapons,
and then we gotta go because that trains gonna blow up right
by trains leaving the station. Metaphorically speaking, the
station, being existence? Yes, okay, yeah, so, I can go
please. Thank you.
You will exit the van and there's clubs giggling.
Hello. You're right.
It's nice to see you. I'm, what are you all seem like
you're interested, really things?
Okay, that's fine. So what what can I do you for?
I'll go first since my, my things are, my things are quite
easy. Is there a way to enjoy like, is
there a chip we can put in The Shield's to make it just
slightly better? Yes, yes.
There is Like a shield plus 1. Yes, something something like
that. Yes, not a problem.
What I'm going to do, let me, let me just tell you can you,
can you pass it here? Just unhook it from your belt
but both sides, both of them. Okay, there you are.
I'll upgrade those. Did you need anything else?
I would, I need more of my heavy pistol ammo.
Right? It's not a problem.
It's on the Shelf there, the red base.
Great. Then Del do you need anything
more ammo anything I need. I need more ammo to could you
get me a box? Yes absolutely.
Anybody else need the ammo but on the shelf right here while
I'm up here. Oh yeah.
Yeah. Can I get a box or two?
Yes, grenades in there. Yes, specialized grenades.
If you could oh, I'll just take bring.
I mean, I don't want this currently seems to be aligned so
sorry, I owner. Did you need anything else?
Could you buy mine? And I'll pay you back.
All right. I'll just get off and I'll just
grab all the same. Oh, okay.
You you grab the ammo and put it right, there will do prices in
the in in the end. Okay for everyone.
All right. Now you who's next?
You a cowboy bossy, man, what do you need?
Well, to work. You know, I've been having using
my grandfather's Colt 45 for quite some time now.
And her look up, don't you think about it?
Because I ain't selling it but I'm just curious.
So what other what other handheld cannons?
He got line. Right?
Well, I've got this American Ameritech Magnum.
It's a, it's a, it's a very heavy pistol variant, you know,
quite powerful. There's a lot of damage.
Now, looks cool when it's strapped to your chest.
Oh Rome, you know, this ain't bad manufacture.
Mine for holding this. Of course, you know, it's all
about the white. See, it's important to any kind
of like points it at wherever it's safe to point Jeff.
No idiot. I mean it, and none, none.
Testing out guns at least and no, no, no, you're not stupid
music, Same buyer. And then he does the classic
flip the gun around his finger, did a little, some, some tosses,
he Revolver Ocelot sit for a little bit, how are you rolling
for that? Damn it.
I mean, I guess. I mean, that would have to be
handgun. I have to imagine, I would look,
Which is higher if you got higher evasion, or A reflex.
My vision is also pretty good. Is it higher than that?
Then my, then my handgun, know, my handgun is the best thing
that I have on this sheet. I can see why you're arguing
this. All right, fair enough.
Yes, it is a handgun. I suppose 35.
Let's go nice. That is an excellent crit.
Nice work, excellent. Yes you do a cool flab and it
lands in your other hand behind your back.
What else? Cool happens.
And I Jeb just pops the because there's I imagine this is a
revolver. This is not a, this is not like,
there's not a pistol. Yeah, it has a spinning chamber.
Yeah, great. The ammo is a spinning chamber
though. So when you change out the mou
change out the whole chamber. The whole wall.
Let's interesting like, it pops out like a like a cartridge and
you can replace the bullets in it, but you have a few of them
on a little bandolier that it comes with us, not by pretty
badass, this is pretty. Badass.
You know what is a little heavy though?
I think I can shoot these two faster than I can just shoot
this one. Well you never know when I might
have to Shoot something a little bigger.
Oh, that's funny. I thought you were gonna say,
pull out the big gun because it's literally the big gun that
you pull out. Yeah.
Hold on, just a second best. That's pretty good.
You mind if I use that. No, no, no, quite all right, you
know, I'm not, I'm not here for the action.
I'm here for the money and the making things more.
Then here's the money. Excellent.
But we'll do money in a minute and you said, you wanted
grenades. Oh yeah, yeah.
I'll take like, you know, two of them.
Smoky ones and Three of the regular ones, you know, just the
ones that go boom when it gets to smoke grenades and I've got
nine regular Canadians. You're gonna teach to smoke.
All right. And how many regular grenades
did you want? Oh, just a is a three speeches
and three regular. All right.
Careful is no beverages allowed in here.
You finish your Cannon. Thank you, crush.
Throw behind me. Why did you say that, but not do
it? The trash cans right there.
We just we kind of go. We got it.
Okay. Hurry, the next person very
well, sorry, sorry, we're a bit of a task scheduler.
Oh, right. Okay, that's fine, right?
And you Samurai, man? What did you need?
Yes, my arms are and not hurt actually.
So how many more do you have any more different types of
grenades? I've got sticky grenades, which
is pretty cool. They stick the things you can do
to hit it instead like you don't Ricochet, but if you get them,
if they can't get rid of it, so they can travel.
Wait. How many have of those have to
wait? No, I'm gonna roll the dice for
that. Oh shit.
I have six know that to pull the drawer out.
Six of that. Make us our old.
I wrote six on the day's Haul road.
Isn't that great? That's wonderful.
How many are they /? What you mean?
No money. Why?
Yes. All right, let's see.
Let's roll a dice because it'll be fun.
Like the 320 each. I'll take five of them.
You got it. You do the math on that one.
Holy shit. You like some big money spending
person have a lot. Yes.
Oh shit. Oh, maybe the GM has been giving
you too much. Do you have?
He said the retry deeper. Okay?
320 /? Yeah.
Okay. That's I mean they and they do
like a lot of damage so and I'm not going to get more stock.
So great. Well I have a flash that I have
a sand grenade so I'm just trying to be more versatile.
Those glass plates. Yeah.
Do you have any EMP grenades? Those are pretty clutch before.
OEM P grenades. Let's see.
I'm going to see how many I've got.
Because that's a fair thing. I do own those.
Yes, I have for. How much are those?
Just rolling EMP. Grenades a 610 Eddie's.
They're not cheap of dirty whore.
Fuck. All right.
I don't spend money on anything fucking high roller.
Well, you gotta pay. No, you don't have to pay rent
and I don't know what I put did. You was that all you wanted your
very other types of grenades that are interesting.
I don't have any glass grenades. I have a claim, or do you have
any claim worse? I mean, I've got C4.
Oh, yeah. Oh yeah.
Cuz you but you keep watching. That's good.
All right. Well, enjoy your Carnage explode
responsibly. Thank you.
You're welcome. All right TV head, man.
Yeah, I would like if possible. Can you go ahead?
And I noticed that in the back there you got some Some pretty
rare. I noticed that you got that that
called the the pattern of tetromino backpack would like to
be able to get that possible. What, what is this?
Sorry you can act quickly explain what that is.
Tetromino is practically Tetris. I want a backpack that can
basically be able to store a lot of my weapons in you know,
folding. Why's that kind of deal better
way of Costello probably right right.
So it also sort Everything inside with tech that is cool.
This thing over here. Yeah, yeah, that the Box
backpack. No, I don't really know what it
does. The vendor who I sell it for
said that it's just good for storage.
So they said, do you know anything about it?
I know a little bit. I know, it was made by engineer
Alexia pageant off, you know, from Purge enough engineering,
pretty pretty decent backpack. Good storage wise.
I'll give you 500 80s. Right?
Because the sticker price is more like 1,000, right?
But my training, Swift it. All right, let's say I think
I'll roll against that even with my modifier.
That's not enough. Ah, shit.
So don't know even with my modifier to not enough.
No, no. I mean yeah.
I mean, it's just been Gathering dust here.
So I rolled a fourteen-year-old 15.
So yeah, sure, great. I got it is how many of those RC
cars? You got back there?
Oh, the Aussie cars. Yeah, to take those, the one
that's the display and there's no guarantee that one works.
I mean, look, there's even a label on it.
This is minus 1, and then I got one new in the box.
Now taken both product. Those are 860 H Sheezus.
Okay. They can carry 30 pounds, okay?
So expensive and yeah, I'm surprising her secret carry
30-pound. Well, I mean it's the future.
Yeah. No, that's all any just those.
That's it. Okay.
You got it? No problem, right.
I think that's everyone. You scrawny one.
Did you want anything I already went?
With Iona, I'm good. All right, so in total the she
does anyone need like armor repair Oh, we should I do.
Oh yeah. Just put it on the table.
I'll do that. A person just add 100 for that.
So that's 100 for you 100 for you.
Another hundred for your assistant, 104.
You 100 for you. Okay.
So that's three hundred and that's 500 for all the ammo, I
sorry. No that's 500 for all of the
armor and now the shield upgrades those not cheap Those
are 500 each. So that's another thousand.
So it's 1,500 feet you. So for you and I own it, that's
1700 Just tap it right there. You don't even need to touch
nowadays. It's all touchless as so just to
be clear. That's all of the ammo for
everyone. Oh no, the ammo for everyone.
There's a good point. Yes, no, that's another 200.
So that's your at 19. So 1, 1904 you, and then with
all of the bridge there, Cowboy, man, and your new gun.
Yep, your new gun is modified. Thanks to a.
I do, it's great. Love it.
No, I'm glad you like it and after rolling, you'll find that
that one is 3,200 Eddie's home ly shit and it comes with a full
set of ammo. Though.
In the Box look is a presentation case.
You get a certificate of authenticity or authenticity
authenticity certificate that it's good no experience.
In this case, it's got a seal of approval.
Let's go to seal of approval and then if you bring it back to the
merchants will will honor the warranty.
Sorry, I can't say that with a straight face and all right now.
So that means that with your grenades, You got to smoke and
three regular, right? Yes sir.
It all of those are two hundred each, so that's six hundred and
four hundred thirty thousand on top.
So you're paying 4200 Just tap right there.
Thank you. All right, there you go.
And then the samurai who's using a lot of grenades.
I find that quite interesting you're doing.
You're doing well there and we already did the math.
How much do how much you pay you four thousand?
4,000 pasta 100 for the repairs. Yes, but doesn't look good.
Good. And don't forget to give my
honest and money for the ammo. Okay, so the storage backpack is
500 in. The RC cars are 86th and +100.
You got your math, how much? Yeah.
My math on states that I'm paying 2320 that sounds fine to
me. Do you want to make it just a
wrong number? I'll give you 20 a diesel.
Oh, that's sweet. Yeah, sure.
Yeah. Yeah, I'll take that.
Yeah, thanks to dr. Busch Erik live.
Ya know, what is your regular customers?
And they like you all and as he's handing, you the package
retro for your your stuff. He gives you a smile issue in
the eyes and it says, retro with something extra in the Box for
you. Thanks guys.
And inside is a sticky bomb, but in a presentation case, thanks
for being a great custom. Wow.
I like that. All right.
Well, thank you so much for shopping.
A claves. That was that was good.
Did you want anything else? I think we got to go so now.
No worries. All right, well, I'm the best to
you. I hope you don't die.
That's same for goodbye your Barrel out.
All right, so you guys head to the car and as your Barrel, in
the car, head of sitting in the back being like did you not get
me anything? I got you good.
Thanks. Bread and some ammo Hannah.
Thanks Iona. You guys are you and I stranger,
we forgot. Oh shit, strangers with us.
I also I also got you at know, I know, I know, I know just give
me two seconds and he runs in the store, and you're now just
in the car waiting for him. I throw Hannah One EMP, grenade
one sticker grenade into of my normal groups.
While you're doing that, you hear Clive through that door as
the door opened. All right, I got some shit and
he's wearing one of the shields. I think I'm gonna be okay good.
Damn, that looks good on you. Yeah, Allison's Dad.
I think I might know, we gotta go, we gotta go.
So the train, Jeb Romeo, driving check.
Jeb you roll a 24 and you effortlessly tribes through the
city out to the outer wall and into the Badlands.
But during that time, Retro you wanted to do something.
I knew I want to keep it quiet though.
So I would like to keep it a surprise if possible, if it
works out. So you Tinker away in the back
rolling, a 20 Romy, another basic Tech.
Remember you bought that display model?
I got inspiration. All right, erina.
All right. You get a benefit that will come
out to later on that one. Yay.
And you come up to stop to just see this groove in the track and
their ramp that you remember from a few months ago, you just
now waiting for the train to arrive.
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Microwave isn't working can you talk to it?
What will these to get up to next?
I don't why you keep sticking your Anger in that part.
That's not a bowling ball. Oh God.
And we have to have a running start last time.
Yeah. We had a quite quite the roadway
to just wait here. Then, I mean, I guess we could
try to Go get it, do catch up to it.
Rather right good. Close the distance.
I have a question. Are they not going to shoot us
on sight? Oh, most assuredly.
So especially because Vanna White is a very recognizable
vehicle truth, they say in the letter, it's a great question.
Who got the letter? That was me was a physical
letter Z 0. Since you Uptown, some the tile
in the One races physical letters and I was just
wondering. I was just wondering.
Yeah. Well are Osaka has taken over
the train. So I assume most of the people
on the train are already dead. So they asked for our help.
Yes, it was, they're dying with us.
And Jeb takes his hat off placed over his heart.
Yeah, it will. When I got this, which is like
an hour ago, said, arisaka is on the train were holding them back
with won't last long. So I assume most of them are
occupied killing each other while.
How much longer till it gets here?
Is it worth just waiting so that we can?
I don't know they you hear a faint Rumble?
Then a train horn, spume until the sign next to the ram flicks
up starts to ding. Yeah, here we go, Reverend's.
Okay, get ready to kill people. The red light starts to flash.
Hold on to your butts. You hear the rumbling again and
then there's another train whistle.
I'ma get my Gunners. Fuck.
All right, let's Lock and Load that Tower.
It pops up. And you're now able to see in
the distance. What is making the noise Romeo
perception? Check of my TV, they have such
great perception. If you can't see it, I can
always look. You rolled a 90.
That's very good. And what you see in the distance
is just trained to just the train car white and not
connected today. Do you only seen the back half?
Wow. So it looks like we missed the
front half of the train. Why are?
Why are they not connected? Where the hell is trying water?
That's the train. We need somebody pulled the PIN.
The yellow light is flashing again, go now it's flashing even
faster. It says accelerate aren't you?
And it says green Ron, checking check what you did.
As you head on through register, in the top, you actually like
real back, but in a fun way. You jump over the ramp and you
start hitting the track. It's going real fast.
The train comes up beside you. And you hear the round from the
back, Clank down and no one's shooting at you.
There's a really short man on top of the back of the train
waving at you pointing at the back where the ramp, as if their
ramp, like, it's baseball. And I'm a bat.
Yes, it's a very good metaphor judge Jed, please continue
driving. I honor that wasn't a good
metaphor. Yes.
Okay, the jet. That was really smart.
Well, that doesn't sound sincere at all kick.
You know what I like about feeling step?
That's not fair. That was really good.
Like it's baseball and I'm a bad.
Well, let's go. To battle into the back of the
train, a barrel into it. Like a wine cask Donkey Kong
Mario game. This is just like Donkey Kong,
who said that she's almost kind of sound of like jet but it
wasn't Jeb. Who was that?
So Donkey Kong strange. Sure.
I think I did. It was the radio off.
Turn that radio off. Shut up the reading here, we're
talking about and you Screech ghost sound, do it into the back
car Screech like, ab and CD into their back, are you?
This is the back of train to you're fucking killing me to the
back of this area. You're surrounded by a few
crates and there in front of you the tiny Nomad will hurt on
coming down the stairs, all recognize.
Yeah you do. Who is it?
It's the head of security. Oh yeah last year.
That will always just date last, a lot of deer.
Yeah I understand. Well how else would what the
hell's going on here? Where the hell is trade one?
I mean, I'm sure I don't have to tell you.
This is a arisaka. Took the faith Josh Reds on this
fucking train. We are fucked.
Oh boy. And now I only have only had one
person's information and that was a samurai boy over there.
Us some information to be a job. We're calling in the favor.
Webb says, we're not allowed to shoot you anymore, you guys are
on thin ice. Oh, that's right.
I agreed to do the job for you, didn't I?
Yeah. Well, the bells tolled for the
thing that you promised. Sorry, I'm not very witty right
now. Everybody, I know.
Is that yes Fair? Yeah, I would have done this.
Anyways, since you have a post, supposedly, a vending machine
and also possibly everything's going to explode.
So oh, yeah, no, we're all fucked at this goes down.
How do we get to the next train done.
So I'm here to tell you about what's going on.
There's some shit going down next door in the the mechanic
Bay, but if you have any questions about what's going on
because I didn't want to send it in a letter in case, it's out.
So it was a smart move. What do you want to know?
Smart move, Haas look. Atthe link.
The question is, are we going to get there faster?
If we boost this train into the next train or if we get out and
we drive to the tray and by the And I mean, obviously the one
that's going to explode. Yeah.
Faithful bit. Um, the only vehicle in the
Badlands that can catch up with the other train.
Is this one? All right.
Well, full steam ahead. I say, let's get you.
The slope gets the locomotive. Yeah, we need to clear out all
of the motherfuckers on this train so we can move it fast
because they they've got control of everything between us and the
engine. Sorry are you saying is, is that
there's a bunch of arisaka guys, in their just Stripe for the
killing and on faithful. Whole boy, it's like Christmas
come early. They landed on the train on a
big blind thing that took it out of the fucking cool either side
and a flat machines. Yes this is perfect for getting
some Joe lots of arisaka. I'm gonna I'm gonna cancel our
sack of prime after this a but after the final season of The
Circle season 17 our my gosh all while look arisaka but the rats
from Netflix uh no. Yeah no it's It's real bad when
you leave. They burn you alive.
Well yeah, you should have seen how they handled when I didn't
say. I liked their 75th version of
the expanse. Yeah, I think it all started as
a terrible tagline. Can we just go in and kill
arisaka please? So everyone said, do you have
any other questions about what's going on?
Because it's fucked. Yeah.
Where's the nearest arisaka? I'd like to give them a new
home. They're in the Next Room.
They Either they've been using some cybertek to lock some of
the doors, but not this one. I liked it before, they didn't
think they look. So when you want to go through
this door I've given you the advantage and I just hey you
guys can you come on in here just a little bit.
Hello everybody. Not too much huddled.
I was as close as I would like to get to you.
You have to Save us. Cuz the only person the Rev
knows who can help us is that motherfucker over there.
All right, yeah. And if this blows up like, a lot
of fucking people are gonna die. Yeah, glowed, me and youth.
Yeah, we have hot sun sea of recent out so you're gonna be
just fine. I got three questions.
Yeah. All right one.
Why is there a sock on? The Train on Facebook to, what
do they want faithful? Because because it's fucking son
and three. What is his jam and country
music that you have a monkey sounds to it.
It sounds awesome. Yes, good place for all the
vending machine. Oh, you know, I set that up.
It's seasonal. And also, when the alarm goes on
too long, it just plays that track.
What you mean? Hold on.
Some just occurred to me is, are these arisaka?
The walnuts responsible for overloading, Faithful.
Well, yeah. Well, that's the problem is when
ribs not near it and it's disconnected.
It can't really run on its own for very long.
They know that's been Weiss are psychic, so I know.
Huh, why? We'll do what you think in your
experience arisaka would want to blow up the Drain.
I don't want to blow it up, they want the power, they're trying
their damnedest to not blow it up.
Why do they want the power though?
Who knows? The wall power, they have
humongous servers that they need to continue powering.
And what do you mean? Well, I mean, This is not really
a very kind deaths, time job to be fair.
So them going after this big of a power source and after so many
years as well, of this going on, right?
Why the sudden Rush an urge to need this big of a power source,
is what I'm about to do something big and why not, like,
why steal it if they've had people on here for the longest
time to, you know? Sorry I'm having Mechanical
difficulties right here, reverse engineer.
What Hass did I miss that part where there are soccer spies on
this train? Because I know that you've had
people try to break-in. We can't, we caught one or two.
I believe Samurai, man. You were.
If we were here was fun? Yes.
Yes, we had a few people, come on.
You guys know that it's a son. Not many people know, they just
know. It's really power, you know, it,
I mean, for all, they know it could just be like seven cars.
Together because we were like, you know, in the Badlands and
everyone thinks we're stupid but it turns out that revs like a
fucking genius, made a star on a train.
It might be connected to the clones and are you.
They might be doing something that needs a lot of power
especially if they're experimenting with cloning and
trying to manufacture something. So whatever it is.
It's not good though. Verdi's, we got to stop it
because this train, this is a runaway train.
There's a joke there. I can't get to it fast enough.
Let's go. Nice one.
Jab. All right, I guess I'll knock
the door. Yeah, yeah, don't follow me.
All right. Well, don't forget that.
All the vending machines have black Halen shit in them.
You just That's why don't why don't you hide?
And holstered. Yeah, also rather.
Hey, I don't know. You gotta just like Xanax for
this guy. He seems a little flustered.
Oh, it's in the van. Let me, and I go to the van and
I go, I left, I left, I left my bag in the car, and I guess
wedding cake my bag. All right, I actually have
little Pharmacy sample packs where they, you know, they come
in like the small little blister pack of To, and I hand that over
to Hoss. You're gonna want to sit down as
soon as you take that hostile. Eddie Hice a professional, I'm
from the Badlands. I've seen some shit takes it
started to take a sip, you'll see You're going to see.
I'm Gonna Roll a d-10 and I'm gonna be absolutely.
That's a must and heroes who won and plops to the ground, my grab
his ankles and I dragged him into the van, and I shut the
door with a blanket. All all right, going on, three,
I will be in the between the marching order.
Okay. Goodbye Are you ready Hannah?
Yes. Anyway, I start blastin busting
my start. So I start blastin burst into
the next car, and in this room, there are a bunch of cars that
are being worked on. Some are lifted.
Some are not roll. Me sauna, you came in first
Romeo perception chapter 18, great.
You see everyone in here on the farthest away from you near the
stairs, there's a ladder in the corner.
You see a grunt not much shooting is happening.
It seems like there's been a bit of of a stalemate.
And in this room, there are sort of two underlings in a
lieutenant in here. You don't see a real, you clone
but they're taking potshots across and they roll me a
stealth check. I don't think.
I've gone in stealthy. You're not going to do you want
to go and stealthy yet project? I will stealth.
So both retro and I own a real stealthy.
They don't see I owner at all. I owner is unseen as they enter.
So I owner you're hiding behind a car.
On the right hand side of the room retro.
They do see you but you matched them.
Or evasion. So it doesn't affect your
initiative. So you're at your broke even
with them. So they saw you but you're still
going to be able to pop up a shot.
Hey guys, yes. Very important.
Yes, don't die. You stay in here and been Del
pushes stranger back into the other room, but we'll come get
you roll for initiative. So you guys are in this huge
Carriage as you enter, I only your stealth check.
Lets you slide behind a car and your unseen, retro.
You try and be stealthy as you run over towards the grunts near
the stairway but they see you but you managed to slide out of
the way and miss a bullet flies past your head and the battle is
about to begin. Jeb, you have the first shot Jib
us down the door with his feet and comes out shooting.
Taking a literally, just shooting the first thing.
It looks like it is arisaka in affiliation, so you have three
targets at the end of the room. You know what you're going to
see is first. That's the ones they can shoot a
shot as one out in the open, one in partial cover.
And for what you think, there's one hiding behind a car on the
right. So probably the one that's out
Leo. All right.
Jab. Your first hit hits.
That's a 20, nice hit, hit the mountain.
Been for 12 damage my night. The second shot, rips out, roll
it 22, nice. And you hit them for 11 damage.
The soldier out in the open, takes a bullet to the side of
his armor and a large portion of it rips off, and they lose a
good portion of their armor as it peels off them, they do a
side jump the try and get away rolling a 19, the managed to do
a backflip and hide behind a car in the corner.
Are they leave a trail of blood? Jeb do you want to do anything
with your bonus action? You are currently out in the
open, do a sweet tuck and roll. I had the nearest cover which I
believe Is a call, nice roll something evasion against
evasion. Yeah, that works for athletics.
Oh yeah, 20 easy. You do a nice forward roll on my
guardian. As you slide behind a car.
I think. I guess it's not Jeb talking
that's just spoon talking. I think I think Jeb my feet
competent today. You have you have made one roll
sir? Tooting rules.
Okay Jeb's Focus today Jeb's on I think you might have just this
is our first session. You might have just doing
steering bell, all right. The lieutenant Peaks around the
corner of a car on the right hand side and see Sano.
He pulls out his shotgun cocks, it points it at Sano and it
explodes is that a Wilhelm shotgun?
It's a shotgun from the shotgun. Wilhelm Corporation light,
that's, that's rolling, rolling a 20 and he hits you before 14
damage. My armor is 11.
Yeah, so you take three damage and it gets a bladed by 10K and
the new tenant uses his extra action to hide back behind the
car. So he was now in full cover.
So the the lieutenant skids around the Assassin, that's
behind the car. Next to him, peeks out, pulls
out his pistol and shoots it at Sano and you hear his gun Jam,
will try to use his basic text, to fix it and manages to fix it.
But doesn't get a shot off and sits where he is because he's
now distracted, he did not re-hide it's his gun jammed how
far are the way they are about 20 feet to feet?
Okay? I will unlock my wrist and shoot
a grenade, only shit. 3232, fucking hell, glass a crate as
well, fuck. All right.
Well, as managed to hit the lieutenant and the right there
and the warrior. Yeah, near both are behind in
behind the car. The guy who's just had his gun
jammed, the guy who just shot you If you hit both of those
432, how much damage do you do? There's a stubble.
Do it only. If you're all 26, isn't this
like 1616? No, it is not.
So 2626 damage, there's still a lot of damage, the guy who is
playing around with this gun is not paying attention at all and
unfortunately takes the brunt of it.
It blows through him, he loses half Health, he is armed blows
off and flies across the room and he looks at it scream.
And he drops the gun. He was trying to fix and, and
lies down to the ground and he's incapacitated and screaming for
his life. The lieutenant takes a decent
amount of damage but he's a lot meteor of a fellow he still goes
below. Half Health, did I destroy the
their cover? The car that they were hiding?
Are you trying to go for the car?
I mean no 26 damage will not take out an armored vehicle.
Okay. Yeah you you break the back
glass, it kind of moves. But it's still a huge hunk of
metal, so it doesn't really move.
Gotcha. It was one of the regular
grenades, right? Yes, it was an argument.
Yeah, no more grenades. Don't have like, push Force like
that. It's a big heavy object.
Okay. But you damaged him a lot and
his cybertek on his left arm has ceased working.
So he now can't use this thing. He had in there, can I go into
this little room down here? Yeah, dammit, that's what I was
going to do because you have a bonus action.
Now there's a little room on the right hand side.
It's just it just labeled office.
The doors open. Well, is there are there?
Windows Surface or is it on stop?
Yes. There is a observation window of
the of the workshop days so I'll jump in here and hide below the
window for covered sounds good. Yeah Romy and Athletics check
1919. Yeah you make that and you head
into the room in the room on your right.
You see to vending machines, a small chair and a computer
terminal and it's been Del Stone friend.
Is going to do a roll and slide to get this guy.
So bendel's going to slide forward behind a car.
And try and take out the lieutenant.
Yeah. Just no not the lieutenant.
This this, this small grunt man. Oh the into the incapacity
person that is going to try and kill them.
Oh is that why? They're so small.
He's so small small and your arm off.
Yes. Oh okay.
Okay, so so is same as a movement tuk-tuks and rolls to
come Around the back side of the car and what do they do, when
they get there? They are going to do it.
How can shoot, cool? Romy and Athletics check.
Oh, spicy plus one to hit because you rolled a creek on
that. Nice, actually Vandal is going
to do that diving roll to the other side of the armored car.
But instead of going around the corner, they're going to brace.
They're powered leg up against the side of it, and click and
slide. The powered car into the
lieutenant. Holy shit pinning, them between
the wall of the train car and the armored car.
That's not at all. What is happening?
But okay set the is it Kamehameha the the dead ruler of
the Hawaiian people's that's correct.
G it roll for it. Hmm. 18 is good enough.
Yes, your honor. 18 on the powered leg.
Then Del Rio's back smacks the side of the vehicle it and it
slides, over the lieutenant pinning, him to the ground and
that does a decent amount of damage.
I'm going to say that does so it's a car.
Oh you can talk to them. Yeah, yeah.
That's 3 D6. + 1. That's a couch, eat damage 02.
Yes, 10 damage and the car gets flipped over and it crushes.
The lieutenant splitting his head open and blood sugars
everywhere. Good job.
Yeah, it's like was worth the money.
Well, that takes a liar. I don't know.
It's your turn so actually because I can see that the other
person does not currently look like they're going to come out
from behind that car. I'm actually going to calmly
walk over to Vendo. Pick up Vandal and go to the
door to the next car. I will have my gun out and ready
to shoot and this other A person in hiding but I am just going to
put my back to the store, ready for everyone together and for us
to unlock it and move to the next stage.
Cool. When you get to the door with
Mendel and out goes to try and open it and it is locked.
No, I know. That's why I was saying I was
getting ready because I know that we have, it's locked by
arisaka. We have to do some tech I was
listening to her, so I know. Okay.
I'm just checking the other assassin is.
Cowering behind that car. He is the lowest rank that's
going to be on here and I just rolled a one and he pisses
himself, no poor guy - like I just I just wait for my gun.
No, no it's just yeah that's that's what we do.
Is put your gun down. Slide it over here kinda and
they kick it over. Okay.
And Let's sit down and they sit down on the ground cross like,
hey, maybe you should Xanax this.
Get to. I do have the other one in my
pocket. I grabbed his gun and I gotta
return. This Aspire technical shit, feel
like it just doing it. I know company may I proudly
packet and they take the pills if they don't roll a 10 they
pass out. That is a to and combat is open
day. Can we take the other
incapacitated body and just put it over with the person who is
knocked out? I didn't get to go either what I
mean he didn't get to go Hannah Hannah and vendela very similar
voice. Voices.
Mmm. Sorry.
Yeah, we do on the show but that's your fault.
You're too slow. That's true.
I only rode an elephant. Yeah.
Boom, got mm. Nice too much of my own head and
out, Hawks up as they put their ear to the door.
I have a feeling it's going to get a lot more difficult from
now on. Next time, I'm no latency.
Wait, wait. So I know before you do that,
shouldn't we try to see if we get any information?
First trip, I do think you are missing the point here.
It that's very possible free. If I get my hands on it are you
telling him to hit the terminal with the monkey wrench?
Because I don't think you should do that.
Yes, those are unrelated things. Got the stairways might want to
check that out. Well, there are certainly some
more dead but there are Sokka. So I don't think that's too much
to cry over retro. What is that?
What do we need to be prepared for?
For the Clone is probably going to be the most dangerous.
Yes, I'll try me. And Hannah will try and handle
him. Leave both killed one before.
All right, I got a used legs more off.
I am. Glad van Del is not in the
middle of this mess. Yes, I'm gonna drag him back
around the corner and continue him in the Chokehold.
When you hit something else, there's six people everything's
coming up jail and is the worst Hot Potato ever.
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