Last tie a no latency is not the first time.
Exactly Jep. Shut up.
I'm sorry. I'm really getting a little
loopy over here. I am immediately going to run
because I see the bathroom. No, no, no.
Can't you just shoot me? Why is this dungeon such a shit
show for everybody? Yeah.
What? What is happening down there?
Steve get off of our science. Steve Give us key card now.
So we got jail assignments to an assignment.
One rummy, it's on the sign. Steve, got to thank you.
Excuse me, there's a, I got some at some food here, but like if I
use the heat stored, it gets all crispy.
And then he spells it with freaking out.
I'm not freaking out you freaking out.
We continue our adventure in the SB main building, the crew going
up to the next floor in an elevator, the pneumos go and do
the beach. And there, she was just so
lovely. I just don't think the words.
Why are these elevators so long? It's Floor.
It still in. This is where they had all the
loading screens so ever one floor.
You have to blame OSHA standards honestly.
They're only allowed to go up one centimeter per 5 Seconds
dystopian future. It's a safety hazard.
It's that dystopian and the jokes gone.
If it is, I just want to let you know you're doing a great work.
It's just another Reeves movie is the for the sound of
something screeching and the elevator starts to inch its way
up as it tries to get to the next floor.
And you can start to see the doors open from a truly to close
the doors for the next floor, okay?
So just let me get this straight.
We're slowly going up. But the doors that for the flow
meter is malfunctioning. What I'm getting at things are
going badly. Well, those same.
Hey, Remy those same. Those same OSHA procedures that
they, they make sure that like this thing won't fall.
So much a brand, right? It really is.
Can I look and see if there's a panel that opens to the top of
the elevator? Yes I'd like to open that bus
through it. You open it again top of the
elevator. Okay.
Is it feel like it's going to? Crash.
I'm going to look to see if it looks like it's going to crash
as Remy as you get on top of the elevator, you look at the
mechanism and there's a dead Steve half in the mechanism,
causing it to shudder as it tries to get up.
Oh, then I will try to remove set gets the from the mechanism,
the moving elevator mechanism. Yes.
Okay, I'm going to use it. I'm going to use my the bunch of
Shotgun. All right.
Yeah. See if I can just knock him off
just, uh, chakra, knock it out of the moving part of it.
But shop, you kick him off the mechanism.
And-a last bone cracks, the elevator sort of comes back to
his senses and starts to go back up again.
It's actually reached the top. So, you're in a kind of a small
amount of space and Body Rolls off the side of the elevator and
Falls between the walls and you hear it fall.
And Echo as it thuds into the bottom of the shaft and you've
arrived at floor for combat training and the doors slowly
and kind of in a broken way Screech open and stop okay I'll
climb back down floor for men way hey Remy everything all
right up there I'm not sure I feel comfortable getting back
into that elevator so I'm saying I mean I fix it.
It just a little bug in the system.
Don't worry I cleaned it out. Oh alright well hopefully Iona
is doesn't have his doesn't have the same problem coming up.
What is taking that elevator so long?
I don't know. Did you the body passes?
The closed door and you both hear a thud?
Oh. Do you think that was Jeb know?
He would have been saying Yeehaw.
That's true. And I didn't hear his grappling
hook fire. Oh, I think I hear the elevator.
And you both hear the elevator, come on back down and it opens
nicely on this floor, shall we? Yes, I'm not good.
You don't yet know that, but I got it.
Thank you. Thank you.
This little metal poker. They have on their keys.
He's and they push the button. Dada dada dada.
Why is this in every elevator? The The Girl From Ipanema.
Yeah, that's that's the brand of elevator.
Oh, no, it is. But it's very it's a it's a very
sturdy elevator that most buildings use these days.
Yeah, they never go wrong. Not that I've ever seen.
And in this is a really smooth ride girl, from a Nema,
elevators, could run good brand close it there.
Technical building thumping. Oh yes, we do very smooth rides,
only the best. And the elevator comes to floor
for opens, kind of with the Screech.
Oh, I don't seem right. Or was there something wrong
with the elevator when you all came up?
Oh yeah. But the referee said, he fixed
it. Well, I mean, it's a great
elevator. It's an imp, aneema elevator,
they're made right out of Brazil.
You can't go wrong. They have their classic music.
That always calms everybody down.
Yeah, this float that do is broken on this floor because a
big Steve had a big of a tiff, a tizzy, like he got angry British
for grumpy. So how do we get in?
Wait, I'm sorry, our Steve's British, yeah.
Well, the original one must have been but well, now, there you
guys are all American. I hate to break it to you, but
y'all are born here in America. So yeah.
And just because you have an accent doesn't mean you're
British this Steve, you could see him start to have an
existential crisis. Uh-huh.
Hey, what'd you just say? So always, your voice is not
your identity. Just remember my goodness.
Are you saying that the accent is genetic and not?
Actually something that's learned to speech over time.
Yes, the really It's just fun to see Steve.
How do we get soggy mad? How do we get to the door Steve?
Right? I mean there's a darkness.
Is this is training. And as he says, training the
light changes to Green, Oh, that what does that mean?
It means VR training has started.
So, it's this this room and the be our training room that guns
don't work, because they're training in VR, so they've given
guns that work, but the thing that makes them not work.
Like, in this room over here, he points at the Armory.
That's where you get your gear, like your headset and your gun
and then, and then you go in there and you do a course.
It's a big virtual. Horse.
Okay. So what you're saying is that
guns don't work in here and everybody's wearing a headset
and can't see us. Yes and and only relate, that's
what that's what swords are knives at for also home on
everybody but also all the guns in the Armory are real guns.
Well, I mean, the green light means they don't work.
So knows what we're saying is, all those guns are real in the
Armory that aren't being used currently, and are better than
the guns that are Miss Carrie. I mean, our guns are.
All right, he pulls out his gun and the top of it falls off from
the ground. I mean, well, they tell them I
don't. Yeah, they probably don't give
you a very good gun question. If I take guns out of said
floor, do they still work? Yeah, but I mean old guns don't
work in here. That sound of the guns, not
work, there's a Blocker of some sort.
I'm sure I don't know how cybertek works.
I'm Wendell, can you open this door?
And Started killing people, at least I know.
You don't know to know how everything works.
As long as you know, had on right?
It Jeb's guns aren't cybertek though.
They're just literally a put a pin.
I don't know. Some, oh, I don't know if you
want, you could be like some kind of check because I could
tell you, but my characters, too.
Stupid to tell. Wendell, Wendell do you, can you
explain this to them? I know you have a lot of
training in this field. Oh and inhibited.
Feels like this, they ionize the the air in the room using
photons and that means that you can't actually cause anything
that explodes like a bullet. It can't ignite in the
atmosphere. So explosions won't work.
Either grenades won't work. Smoke grenades because they have
a pin that fires won't work. Anything that has uses an
explosion. Like an engine wouldn't fire in
here. It's actually pretty cool
technology. Yeah, you know what they should
have these in every single building?
In the city because it's so safe.
Problem is, it's not selective and it's really expensive to run
and uses a lot of power. Then Del, can you open the door
and start killing them? Please.
Yeah. And our guys, over to the door.
Are you okay? Yeah.
No, I'm fine. Trying to be sneaky.
Oh, I'm so sorry. You sounded, you sounded a sad.
I'm just very sensitive to people's moods right now.
I appreciate that your honor. It says, yes loss.
Thank you. Was that genuine?
I'm not sure. I'm sorry.
I'm as you know, I really meant it.
I don't start killing them, please?
Okay, thank you. Oh, it's locked.
I'll get it. And because of outside of the
room by I say, I'll get it. Now, we ate in that ionized air.
What? Not right.
No. The lights green.
No, we are R0, and you'll gun just goes, click, click, click,
click, click, click and the bow. Just keep spinning and the
bullets don't want. Damn, it never mind.
The bullet. Just rolls can sue pick the
lock, please. Yeah, as you're having this
conversation as Steve walks out, Envy with the goggles on out,
the armory. On the right hand side, just
steps out with an assault rifle in his hand.
It's really cool and the science engine directly behind me.
Yeah, he's directly behind you but he can't see.
Anybody can put the headset on. Go ahead, jump.
It's kind of just goes. Well I hope these guns still
work. Any socks him in the head.
What do you do? So I was nothing.
It was a his jab. These aren't the only guns.
I got fired and eye socket. Just wait.
Wait, can you take it again and do another gun?
A joke. Yeah yeah he's located a limb
for a third time. You just binary you just choose
which one you like better in the edit and Jeb just goes well
these are locked and loaded any wait, hold on.
Let me take that again, please. These guns are locked and look
wait, how long each other one more time?
Well you know you don't want to stare to Lock and Load these
guns and Jeb. Why are you taking so long to
say this joke's on us. It's in the corner.
They sound like have right here. This VR is cool.
Well I don't know. I don't know which one was
better when the battlefield. Yes I like I like the middle of
the of the last one before you put in the ionized air and then
I'm gonna I'm gonna have to on the nose.
It. Not yes it was and I'm going to
Elbow him in the throat. The Steve is right behind me.
I wonder if we could say. Wow, I didn't even get tools to
the ground grabbing us though. oh,
kick him in the face and his VR headset, falls off and tries to
shoot you. I raise my hand.
Good job. Take, can I roll bureaucracy?
You can bullshit be? Can't just say it.
That's funny. I rolled a 15 in Bali.
He had about 15 Romy. Yeah. 1D, 10 plus 28. look, he
takes a time it well, on Jeb's gonna punch him a lot now, All
right, chip. I'll fuck your goddamn right if
I can find the skill rolling is in the middle column, or when I
got, what about shoulder arms because I'm punching from the
shoulder. No, that's a very different
thing. Although, that is proper
technique, though. I will give you that gotta
follow through all the way Bing Bang.
Boom. Hit you.
So about the torque baby. Well I hate I hit that brawling
20. Yeah.
How do You knock him out, you don't care.
Let me knock him out a place. My left hand like underneath it
kind of grabbed me by the throat and then just with the other
with my right hand just give them a nice sock, wrap to the
temple. You know you know jibbing too
bad at brawling. I'll tell you that actually,
it's one of his better skills. Why is he talking in third
person? I don't know.
Sometimes it happens is Lyin. Eyes are getting to you.
It's a little warrior on the it's kind of screwed.
Jibs. Bring a fire in so well.
Boy, I'll tell you something going on with it.
James, Oscar would maybe gotta spit in your brain.
Is that enough puns? Who asked if it was enough puns
Mendel. Yes, I'm patting, I'm patting it
down. I'm patting the Steve down.
I do they have any Keys, whatever.
He has a be our training class. Seems like it will get you
through that door. 100 Eddie's and a half.
Used canister of can catch okra. I'll just take the pass.
And 100, is missing the door open?
No, no. The doors locked?
No, it's locked. We tried that already?
I'll open the other door with the fee are pass.
All right. Go up to the door, right?
In front of the elevator. You swipe your pass and the door
creaks open. The room is covered in this
green Hayes and in front of you and nine Steve's, including a
big one, and four pluses. There's a lot of people in here
but they're all wearing VR headsets and they're like,
shuffling around doing terrible, combat roles walking into each
other occasionally and the room is covered in these like lines
that create squares on the ground.
It is a VR training room. I don't know what you're waiting
for. well, well, well Asano, that's your that's your sword Q.
This is your sword Q. I just feel like I'm in a Looney
Tunes madhouse correctly and I'm just trying to process
everything. Do you want to sit this one out?
I'll take your soul. I mean.
What do we do? They are zero threat, literally
just zero threat. I guess we could just move into
the other side. Yeah you don't have to do
anything here. Well, that wouldn't count
towards my score. What am I right now?
Roomie, exactly. I don't care about the score so
you all slit their throats if you want.
I'm just gonna all right, I think you sort it takes or no
please no Tom please come on I don't ask for a lot.
Anyone who walks through the room has to roll the stuff
check. Okay, I will walk.
My am also going to walk through an extra something.
No My aunt's son. All did.
I don't like? So I thought I really thought we
had a friendship going binary mr.
Mr. Game master sir? Yes, sir.
I would like to, as, as Remy is walking away from me.
I would like to pick his pockets and grabbed his sword.
I don't have a sword, his son, Remy sauna.
So sorry. Do you want to pick a
well-trained, arisaka assassins pocket, right?
It's less of picking the Get more cash eating, the shore.
The sword from his sheath. Jeb you will die.
This is this will be the end of your character and I would not
recommend, I would not recommend this you.
Oh yeah. Spoon, if you are so dead set
on, I'm getting a sword. You could ask.
Then Del n Del has a sword, they know does all this art?
Yeah and some knives. They're basically a pet ninja.
Oh the in doubt don't you have a knife though?
I do actually have a Bowie knife completely, you know what?
I also got a call by at shovel going.
It's going. It's right as yours looks so
cool. Sano I'm going to tell you my
mail globe. or as you're as you're having this this moment
of like, oh, I've got weapons in the combat training Lobby, Iona
walks through the room judging Pastor.
Steve as he tries to dodge an invisible enemy and walks over
to on the other side in large glass mirror and a door.
Sano effortlessly walks through the room without touching
anything Glides easily through the room because I own a rolled
14 and sauna Road. 16, these people are basically blind.
Retro on the other hand walks right into the first Steve that
he sees in this Steve Falls over because he rolled a seven on
stealth and his headset falls off.
Wait. And it's feels the headset, the
fuck and he puts the headset on and he pulls it off.
I'm a figment of your imagination.
You're going cyber crazy because you've done too much VR
training. What role persuasion also vendor
makes it through. Doesn't happen.
Does a backflip over a seat sneaking up behind this.
This poor Steve to knock him in the head with the combat shovel.
If things go awry with this whole persuasion persuading him,
His Insanity saying he has just been in Via.
He fell over in VR, he lifted the headset, he's still a little
was with me, mentally, a little dizzy even and I had a DVD of
sixteen-year-old is 17. So this Steve looks at you and
goes You secure more? For more, we are, you have to,
you have to finish the mission in order for me to disappear.
Again, he puts the headset down. Stands up, takes a gun and takes
a shot at someone. You don't see who is he
shooting? Can you say their name?
Can we get the other side of the door?
The door is locked it shudders and you notice that there are
three locks on it. Alright Remy pit 3 lakhs.
Jeb sneaks up behind a the nearest, the actually that same
guy who is just conversing with with Remy and just bash him
straight straight across the skull with that combat shuttle.
Your need one more, I don't think so.
All right, so I'll get to how the lot goes in a Let's find out
what happens to this Steve that you smack over the back of the
head with a combat shovel. Jab.
I'm trying to find my combat ship.
Oh here it is. I found it 18.
Yeah you can come across the back of the head.
Roll damage. Anything over five any?
Yeah that's a 9 so you can come across the back of the head.
Oh fuck. Leave and he falls over.
And now there is a Steve just here in the middle of the room
lying down. I ran with that other that count
as one I counted. As one is either cam.
Damn it. And I take the shovel Spade side
down, and just sever the head from the neck, Jesus, and I'm
statistic, my aunt, didn't we already go over this roll?
Damn, ain't got no soul. The shovel again.
There aren't People for as you push it down, the shovel hits
the VR headset and their tip of the shovel snaps and your shovel
snaps in her. It's going to need repairing.
Well, those are some nass VR headsets.
That would take a look at that. Take the head that VR headset
that and I peer through it. What is it?
What does look like to hear you?
It's made of Kevlar, but what do I see?
Oh, you see a virtual world with several versions of yourselves
running around with their hands above their heads going.
We all sound like Steve's, you all sound like Steve's, I pick
it up. I pick up that one of like the
training guns, actually. I think on my own good, my own
Colt 45. I imagine that is synced up with
the VR, somehow it works and I take a potshot at a at.
Sana Sana, goes and falls over an angle.
That's for not giving me your sword, right?
I can hear you. What?
Huh. I was a br it's not real, it's
an outlet. I saw you put on the headset
lift your gun safe that's for not giving me your sword and
then shoot and then smile. It's an outlet, it's not real.
All right look, VR doesn't make people violent.
Well, this is why they say that violent video games make kids
Angry. I'm not saying it's real, I'm
saying I could hear you a job. Do you want to shoot saw?
No. No, I don't want to shoot Sano.
It's just something we need to talk about and I knock the
nearest. I take my Bowie knife and I
slash at the nearest seat wherever you come talk to her.
The the Steve Ducks, an imaginary bullet and you miss
because he just rolled a 16 now. Forget it.
Shoot across the room. All right, retro, while this has
all been happening, you've been unlocking, the locks and your
first role for picklock was 18, which was good enough, you
unlocked it silently your second roll, however, was a crit 22 and
as you're unlocking the first lock your finger slips.
The second tool goes into this the bottom lock, and as your
hand comes down, you unlock it silently.
In a victory of just dumb luck, the door.
You can now open completely quite oo.
G e--, that's where I am. Go inside quietly.
Romeo stealth check. Someone before me I'll go Sano
as you enter the room, there is a science.
Steve leaning back in his chair with his feet up against the
glass, which you now see is a two-way mirror.
And he's asleep. And he's got like a clipboard in
his hand and a pen subject Ford's down.
Looking I get out my sword and ice.
Slow death row. Hey yo, man.
You suck 21 and then, wow, that's really cool.
We got to start and he dies in the chair and his clipboard
falls to the ground and you're now in combat training.
Be our observation. Great, how do we continue on and
do not want to be in here as long any longer than they need
to? Well, it looks like there's only
one other door to go through Ooh, so I guess I'll check that
door in. This observation room, is there
anything else in this room that we should know?
Like, perhaps possibly the, what is it?
Like, controls to the VR training room?
Yeah, there's a computer. I'd like to use it.
All right? It is possible protected.
Steve, what's the password to this password type in password?
It worked. All right, so have access now to
inside, right? Jay Roll resist torture drugs.
This can't be a real place, right?
Just 13 places. Ridiculous, the computer opens
up and you have some basic controls over the VR.
In the other room. There is information on like,
how good they're all doing. And the big Steve is doing
really well. Can I reprogram it?
So that way? The other Steve's look like the
enemies of us going? We're easy targets and then also
turn. Turn the green light to red
light so that they're all our live fire again.
You want to turn off the combat inhibitor.
Yes for that. You're gonna have to roll.
Basic Tech 22. Yep.
Abrasive you find the correct command in the computer and you
can do exactly what you want to that.
I just reprogram, reprogram them all to recognize each other as
enemies and in turn off the combat inhibitor.
So that way they all fall. You know, each other.
All right, I'm done. Let's go into the next door.
She closed the door. Yeah, hold on.
I gotta go find us. I just want to hold on, hold on.
Remy. I see what you're doing there
and I just want to be very clear that this does not count towards
your total fine. Okay, I'm already way ahead.
Anyway, so well, I opened the door and I take a shot.
No, I'm close to Steve and I pulled him back in.
And as you close the door, you hear it.
And the room you're in is soundproof from the other room.
You can all see through the glass as they as the Steve Star
as the room turns red Steve's, turn their guns at each other
and just murder each other. And it's just a bloodbath as it
just explodes. You can't hear anything.
Of course you just hear very faintly the dull thuds of
bullets. So go through the room they
Bounce Around the bulletproof walls and all that's left at the
end. Is the big Steve Breathing
heavily. He puts the gun down and sits
down on the ground. It's like that scene from
Kingsman. Oh yeah, yeah, that was allows a
classic warning. Yeah.
Most of my grandfather's favorite film.
You know, that's one of those. One of the, one of them few
movies. We had out there in the, the
Wasteland, it was just the classics.
We had that one, we had. I think we had a, I think we got
Star Wars, you know, the good ones though, you know, eight,
nine. 900 the best fast, a I liked.
I liked 13, 14 15, that trilogy, if you only have, you know,
that's what's the new stuff. I don't like the new song.
I like the old. The story would be no sense to
you, visually had a key. It was always just a universe
that I really love. Yo, just way too much into the
pop culture stuff. You know, like I enjoy from time
to time, but you know what, you should really take a look into,
like, some documentaries, like Demolition Man.
Now that is a good way to perceive what the Fashions to be
like, I'm gonna walk into the mixture.
All right, I'm following Sato just talking about the fast
food, Wars the chicken Wars, that you can sandwich Wars.
Oh, God, those were terrible. The 2040s were a crazy crazy
time. Oh, not a lot of good service
people died. I know my Great.
Great, grandfather died, choked out.
How did you know that? You're adopted?
I mean, 18 tonight. So Sano and retro leave VR.
Observation, Sano retro enter. The Gun Room.
The Gun Room is labeled Gun Room and across.
One of the walls is a bunch of gun lockers and then a door to
the right. Jim wants to come inside The Gun
Room to and then quickly say, so this is functionally the same as
the Armory. I guess, Ima take a look inside
The Gun Room and see if there's anything to, like roll
perception retro, as you're looking at one of the cabinets,
it sticks a little bit and you pull on it.
And as you Pull really hard. It snaps open and snaps into the
front of your left foot. Stubbing your toe causing
causing a Louise emotion. I'd say emotionally because I
got questions field again image 3 of cheese tomorrow about the
shock than anything else. Uh I need some healing because
I'm almost halfway. Oh aren't you just eat some dead
bodies tends to work for me? He doesn't have a my cultural
difference or I'm sorry about that.
Didn't mean to bring up a security of yours.
It's okay. I have to have it all Blended.
Yeah. Soft foods only.
So retro, you don't find anything because you're
concentrating too much, on the fact that your foot kind of
hurts. Foul.
All right. Well I also look for stuff I
guess since wrapping is incompetent at doing, so I'm
just being pouty now. 13:13 is good enough.
Yes, you find that. Three of them are unlocked.
I opened them. The first one has 20 ammo in it
and a site for a gun and a bad pistol.
Pretty useless. Wait, like bad is in like a not
good pistol or the company bad pistol.
No, it's a terrible pistol. It's not good.
It is a bad quality weapon. Okay.
I just wanted to check his bad makes good weapons.
It's like worth 10 scrap. It's alright.
There's nothing in here. Yeah, besides this crap that's
keep going so we can leave. Kill the Stephen leave.
This what I went by to the other two, have two grenades, a big
knife, 10 shotgun shells. And then not take the two
grenades and then to health kits in the third one.
Hell yeah. Like hitting patches that I only
use this sometimes now ramage needless.
Oh, yeah, I could definitely use that please.
All right. I'll give you one van Del here.
Have the other. Oh, thank you.
All right, I'll take two grenades.
Let's go. I might use that help medkit.
Now, I need it. All right, roll 1 D6, you gain
to health. Oh, hey CNO, SIU got some of
them grenades there. Do you mind?
If I grab one from you, i-i've been out for a while and I like
those things. Well, you did, you did try to
shoot him and V are saying that I own.
It's between us between my homie.
It's between me my payout your home friends.
Listen, at My parlance is from all over.
You did try to shoot me in. The are no, I successfully shot
you in VR there. And it was simply a way to just
blow off some steam because he didn't lend me your sword,
because I'm gonna be honest with you.
Look just between us Pals, I'm a little jealousy, your sword,
your swords, very cool, and all I got is These old revolvers
which don't get me wrong. Also, very cool, but I think
it's saying this, you see in the corner of your eye jab, the big
knife in the Gun, Locker on your left.
Hold that thought is shining saying, oh, you just just stay
right there and Jeb walks over and grabs.
The knife, you look good. Your knife and you look at your
other knife power and is really only one thing you can say, in
this moment, this will sucks throw by I lined you up for me.
This is a knife. This is a knife.
I lined it up for you. You hassling.
I'm the guy with the gun. I don't believe she's in the
other room is that he's doesn't wait, you now.
Have you did? You see right behind you.
Jeb roll through my lesser Bowie knife behind.
Oh yeah, okay, just to make sure all the T10 so that you don't
accidentally hit someone. I swear to God 7, you're fine.
Yeah. Jeb you now have what is now
going to remove be referred to as big knife?
Big knife does son or how much damage did your knife do they
does your Canuck eternity kannada thousand?
Not the not the flame sword. This is not attack knife.
Normal sword, does 3D 6 3 D6. All right, so you'll big knife
does to D6 + 1 And it's big so you get plus one to hit, but
it's difficult to do stealth ship with because it's big.
So you get minus 12, stealth always, it's big, yes, always,
it's big. I wrote down these big it's
longer than half of your arm, okay?
It's long that's all I commotion.
People might call that a sword. Now it's just shorter than a
stored. You could say is a short sword
but we are referring to it as big knife being nice or BK.
Have it your way DK. And I will Losers.
Are you sell? You see what I got for?
Will you think you want a comparison?
I'm not in the room anymore. I'm in the Next Room.
Hey, do you want to compare sizes?
Because we not have a sword measuring contest please.
And sauna was, you walk into this room, you turn the corner
at the end of the corridor. Yeah, standing guarding a
different elevator. Door is a big steep or the fuck.
Are you doing here? Wait, this is the are no, it's
not the hardest working here. No, you're in here in the ER
what u and v are? No no I got.
This is a gutter training. Simulation what?
Yeah. Wait.
Romeo a facedown. Thing face down ass up asano's
about to fuck you up. It's very good.
Catcher is how does that work? Here, cool plus reputation plus
1 D 10 if you like are raptured on up after the reason you did
the race Incognito. So your rep did not go up.
Julian is the face of the blood race.
So his rep went up. Okay, so my rap Okay.
Because you did though, that one shot, right?
It's five. So a 1313 no 13.
Plus the d8 d-10, I got a 1919 excellent.
And the Steve fails because he rolls the 1700 Roy.
How does this mission to walk heel?
You know, I've come to give you instructions, okay, dismissed?
Yes. This is like a like an upgrade
only. We just shoot you lat.
Yeah. What are you doing?
The silly dance. We program that out?
Oh, guess again, more serious. Yeah, Advanced Training.
Here you go. Ready?
Okay. Yeah, this is a test of
Restraint, right? All of the best enemies of the
Steve's are going to walk through this room, right?
We're all going to get an elevator and right?
Going to go ahead and then your job is to do nothing.
Okay, so I'll hold onto the cake, got it, you know, your
City to its breath, let us in the elevator but not hurt us.
Yeah. It's is this an example of what
not to do? Yes.
Oh, I see. I have to do what I have to do
the mistake in order to learn yes, yes, yes, right.
Right, right? Yeah, that makes sense.
Okay, so let's put the gun away. Yeah.
Yeah, she's never do that for you long.
You know what we shouldn't do? You know he's never do is tell
you where this building is like, it's on and his gun comes out
and he blows his head off. Falls to the ground.
You fail, the simulation. Are you okay?
I heard a gunshot. I'm not okay, I didn't think
that sauna with use, I go out and get the key card and I
activate the elevator one for Sano Jeb walks in sees the dead
body and goes, oh my room's a little for you or time is so
sato's follows. I don't cook them out with
pistol so that was so sad. Are you dirty son of a man?
They tryna catch a really you're gonna do it.
Where's the snake? This elevator is quite a bit
smaller than the other one. Yeah, but you can only take this
once. There are no stairs, there are
no stairs to the Vault and there's only one key card.
Do you want me to? There's only one kid.
You want me to stay here? Well, why?
You want me to come down to the Vault, tell you what, tell you
what, stay CBS, get up, get on my shoulders and I'll kind of
like squat down a little bit and then you can kind of just Rad,
Rad me like, it will. Hold on.
Let me wait. Oh, I mean, just let me get on
top of you. Actually, that's better.
That's better. And job does like, being on top.
You're okay. Is it your situation?
Jeb Pony, Wendell. Okay, I'm going to activate.
My half Shield, right? Actually, I have to have shields
once flipped upside down, so it'll protect the bottom half of
me as well, right? And I'm going to get in the
please move. Please move these move.
Let me in the corner. These please just come to you.
Okay, well if you could kick and punch me really fast with that,
the shield The Shield as stays up okay role as all darling So I
don't so none of you. No one can touch me is already
like the bottom half, wasn't on, know it as you turn it on.
You don't have to get kicked and punched for it to work.
It's just what know you do because it's it's it's like from
the the ancient texts of Dune, if you move in slow enough, you
can pass by The Shield, it's against quick projectiles, so
microbes can move in. Because there's no stop it,
okay? Not when the shields are not
when The Shield is activated, makes perfect sense.
They're much too fast their microbes who make quick jab and
then do gives you a look. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
No, you're right. I listen, I know that it is
irrational but this is what I have to do right now.
In order not to go on a killing spree.
So my God, we all have our That's foreshadowing, folks.
Wait until episode 69 69. And and oh man, if if you're in
for a surprise, when Iona goes off, the rails and becomes a
Serial murderer, stay tuned. See you next time, I'll do
latency bendale roles of 14 and they start sort of lightly
battering. Your Shield is it sort of
activates around you and you feel a lot more comfortable.
Your plan has succeeded. Added you get in the elevator
and on the inside is where the key card goes.
Real quick this defunct Steve. Yes there anything we need to be
prepared for going down into the Vault.
Well the Vault doors probably locked.
There's a security room and like a Lobby for people.
He's going to like Interview. Who is that?
Dad, I'm sorry, you said Dad. Next up on no licking.
I think, I think we should probably just let Sano do all
this. It is pop off my hand, grenade
launcher, my arm just shoot edit and by a potshot.
I'm mean to potshots, I will open the door as quietly as
possible. We got a freaking destroy this
place. If I see another Steve, I'm
gonna lose my fucking mind how much it's like Steve prams worth
like at least 20, right? I don't know whichever whoever
because it could be prime could be dead.
Whoever, whoever is the boss I think is Five Points, we gotta
kill every single Steve, because I never want to kill or even see
another steep. Again, this is my Steve.
We can leave one. I have a question for all of
you. Whoo, I like that.
Yeah, do that. If this happens, everything
faster than please do back down, or your son dies, where we hold
on, don't we need those to vending machines, though.
You got to be faster on the draw.
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