Last time I'll no latency. Domino, have you ridden in the
car yet? Where we're going, we won't need
seatbelts. No, we definitely need
seatbelts. Don't trust them.
Wear your damn seat belt. Guys, I think I know that guy.
I'm. Going to wait in front of the
gas station. What a Dick.
So he's shady as hell. You tell him only we're allowed
to extort VB. Yeah, you.
I'm talking to you behind the glass.
No, it's definitely him retro I'm.
Gonna put you in the toilet. We'll see you later I guess.
Did he? Did he tell us where he was
going? We should really go and get
retro We. Should be chasing Remy right
now. Listen, I'm putting the pedal to
the metal on this bad boy. I was just about to kill the
driver. Oh well, that would be a lot
easier. Let's go domino.
Oh shit, it's the Chupacabra. It's the one of the right.
Ain't gonna move. Domino.
That was awesome, holy shit. Oh, this.
Yeah, this is to be expected. I don't know why I'm surprised.
Just seeing it in person is really cool.
All right. Fuck did you do?
That was not me, it was him. Retro steps off the back of the
van as he comes around the corner.
What are we doing with this guy, Retro?
What? What the hell?
We just take the vending machine and go.
Yeah, I mean, what else? Why else were we here?
Why were they taking the vending machine?
Who cares? It's ours now.
Yeah. You're asking too many
questions. Normally the way we do these
things is we just act and then we kind of deal with the
consequences. Normally the person who is
paying you is not with you. Why did you want the vending
machine, June? Yeah, buddy, come on, Answer the
dude that just pulled you out of a cab.
What? The fuck?
Where's he? He's not going to have it.
The boss is going to be really pissed off.
Who do you work for I. Don't know, man.
I don't know if I'm going to. That sounds like a bad idea.
He'll be really angry if I tell you.
Dude, I'll just be honest. You, you probably want to go
ahead and just tell this gentleman here what he wants to
know, because at the moment he's a little jealous that we all
have a higher body count than him and he's itching to add
someone. You're going to you're going to
be the one to pop his chair if you don't tell him what's up.
Oh, and Speaking of popping things, he does have forearms
and they're all cybernetically enhanced.
I'm fairly certain if he wanted to, he could.
Just what was that? Stop.
Stop telling dominant secrets. Oh, sorry, Yeah, that's that's
what you disclosed. What are you doing with the
vending machine? Who is your boss?
Those are the two questions you have to answer and then maybe
you can leave. We're all persuaded.
Sure, I can be very persuasive, especially when you're being
held by my friend. Yeah, it'd be nice for someone
else to earn their 1500 like I did. 24 He wets himself
disgusting, and Domino drops him on the ground and puts his foot
on his chest. Rolls for sanitization.
No, don't kill him, Yeah. Or you domino.
A roll of 6. Squat some more into his hands.
I'm fine. Well, I owner asked you very
nicely, June. Bad boy, bad boy.
He's bad boy, isn't he? Bad boy?
He's he's with our bigger boss down that way and then he's
over. You're old, really high.
So it's just down there on the left.
There's like some stuff there. There's like, it's basically
where all of our gang hangs out, that we've got some like
prisoners we're trying to sell and then like some cyberware and
some dead bodies. There's loads and loads of bread
barrels. We are not very good with our
flammable materials. And if you please let me go,
I've feed myself. This is very embarrassing.
His name is Bad Boy. The the other thing is why did
you need the vending machine? And then I recommend after
telling us you go away, don't go back to your hideout, just go
away. Are we letting them go?
That's what I'm saying out loud. What actually happens depends on
the will of everyone here. Well, I mean if they want to end
up like their buddy Synapse then.
Wait, wait, wait. What happened to Synapse has
been around lately. I think I still have a little
bit level left on my shoe. Oh fuck.
I believe he is insinuating that this synapse is dead.
Oh he does not roll well. He rolls an 11 and has anxiety
vomit. Fluids.
My hands are clean. Once again, my owner, I get you.
Thank you. Not many people do.
So we let him go. What do you think, Doctor?
Yeah, let him go scamper away. He's in pretty bad shape.
He's got to be dehydrated after pissing himself and vomiting
everything else he's got. He's got no fluid left in your
body. Well, not our problem.
He's. Going to die dehydration, that's
for sure. He's better than dying by the
hand of these tunes, I can assure you they are quite
vicious. Indeed we are.
And he gets up and awkwardly runs away.
You know, after he's picked Weed himself.
He's weed himself. Iona, Iona, can I, can I tell
you something? Yes.
Do you have a secret? Go ahead.
Can we, Can we go? Farther away?
Yes. Iona, Is it just me?
Oh, hold on. I need to walk away.
I own it. Jeb, get over here so you can
help me. You don't.
Have to say it. You don't have to say it because
I already know. I already know.
Vendell comes up behind you.
What we? Already know what's happening?
He'll talk. It's just me or is like Domino
kind of like, you know. Jeb, you can't hear this.
You're not here. He's.
Got. I'm going to be real with you,
Vivi. What are you doing?
Help me get this vending machine out.
Stop running around. I'm I'm not very good with
social cues. What is are we saying that
Domino's like? Did he fart?
No. Is the copying of Iona like not
a good thing? No.
So, Linda? Yes.
Just objectively, the body that we put Domino in is attractive.
And just Domino's demeanor, very nonchalant, very assured of
himself. It's incredibly hot.
And he just jumped from one vehicle to another and lifted a
guy up. Oh, now he's handedly he's.
Got so many appendages. I mean, yes, so.
It's got money arms. That's what I was referring to.
I wasn't referring to anything else.
I don't know, this feels like it could be wrong, you know, like
he's kind of like my patient. There's like a doctor patient
that you know, I. Kind of listen just what you can
do. Technically dead flesh.
That too. It's just, there's just, there's
a lot of conflicts internally that I'm I'm feeling right now,
just. Let it let it slide off your
back. For now, enjoy His presence and
what will come will come. I got to think of something else
sliding down your back. I was trying.
Not to say anything. And that's all.
Right, so this scabber is run off.
You're standing in a rainy St. You're like 2 blocks away from
this base from where he pointed. Can I search the van for
anything else? Yes, yes, you.
Definitely can. In this back alley St. there is
a vending machine, an old locker, 1 red barrel here in the
corner, and obviously the old van that is now very heavily
damaged with the hole in the roof and the hole in the back
and the rocket that hit the back of it.
The vending machine is surprisingly intact and you drag
it over to Van and White. Yeah, me and Domino had to do it
ourselves. No, I was there helping.
Yeah, yeah, you were. You were running back and forth
out of whatever you were doing over there with, with them
talking in their circle. And also cut this out by myself.
And I I would like to point out that just saying pivot does not
help the situation. But it was good advice because
it wasn't going to go in if they were keeping it there.
I, I told them to pivot it and then what do you know it game it
went in. What did we need to pivot?
It's just straightening out the door.
You don't understand moving. I've done that many times.
You know, you people forget that I was a nomad.
I was moving. I was moving.
I'm. Going to go check.
Out every three. Weeks.
So Retro goes to head to a vending machine and Domino steps
out in front of Vanna White after throwing this vending
machine in the back. The rain is falling, causing his
jet black hair to fall lightly over his face and he brushes it
past with his third arm and looks at you in the rain.
Bebe. Bebe, can I have a cigarette?
Yes, Domino, yes, you can have another one getting getting a
little alone. They just should have got some
more at the gas station. Come here, Bebe.
And he pulls out his fourth arm and opens up the pop up shield
like an umbrella. This way we can smoke without it
getting there. I.
Look, I look over to Iona. Iona is Stony faced, but inside
is she screaming? Behind Iona is Vendel, hiding it
very badly, throwing her arms. OK.
Oh. My God.
Oh my God. Oh my God.
Iona, do you hit Vendel to stop them from doing this?
No, I I suddenly just turned my head and raised my hand like a
sorry Yes. Is that too much?
I thought that's that's what happens in the movies.
Well, it, it, it, I'm just going to turn around, away from Vivian
Domino. Let them have their moment,
Vendel. It is like the movies sometimes.
It is and we go back to Domino and Vivi and looking in your
packet Vivi. There's only one left.
Oh shit. Well.
Oh no. Yeah, this is a predicament.
Well, I guess you. Take the first puff.
Puts it in our mouth. Jesus Christ, I did not expect.
This. Leans in.
And and you take a puff this the smoke billows between you as
Domino is covering you from the rain with this pop up shield
coming out of his own. Here Domino I I share with him.
He takes a puff from you and smiles.
Thank you, baby. Across the street, Retro is in
front of a vending machine. Roll AD 6.
So I know how to roll. Oh, this vending machine is
broken. You're all the one.
Yeah, it's broken. You turn around and there on the
dashboard of the van is a pack of cigarettes.
Oh, that's it. Oh well.
Oh, I forgot. There's the body in there.
Let me go. Let me go loot the body.
Sure. What?
Do I find on the? Body you find 63 eddies, 10 ammo
and a smoke grenade. Oh.
And that packet of cigarettes I'm.
Definitely grabbing a pack of cigarettes and I'm be lighting
that up. Do you go and join Domino and VV
for the cigarette? No, no, I'm, I'm lighting my own
because I'm in the, I'm in the work mode now.
So I got my, you know, I, I only have a few marijuana's left.
So no, I'm going to just have a regular cigarette.
Well, I'm smoking that. I am going to take my trusty
combat shovel then I bought alongside Jeb and I'm going to
sever this guy's arm off. Well, you're right actually in a
position when no one else sees this.
So you're doing this in a way that no one else will see.
I don't care if I don't care if the rest of the group sees or is
there. Are there people walking around
here? No, this is a This is a back
alley in the combat there. No, yeah, I don't care if they
watch me do it. All right, roll something to do
that. You are causing blood to spurt
in the air, so Jeb has to roll. Resist torture drugs.
Oh Lord. And unfortunately.
Unfortunately, wood, that's a 27.
Unfortunately. Oh no, it's still.
Unfortunately, you're standing in front of Domino and you hear
blood spatter and you watch his eyes dart and he sniffs.
Nothing. And he takes another puff.
OK. Retro yousever this guy's arm
with that Crit 28. Amazing.
Jeb, you have rolled A Crit 27 and resist torture drugs and
you're not really paying attention, but you're eating one
of your toenails. You're eating one of your nails
on your hand and you accidentally swallow it, and a
strand of hair grows slightly longer in front of your face.
And now you look cooler for about 20 minutes.
That is pretty cool. All right, you.
Don't really need a haircut. Yeah, it's.
Going to get wet though and that's why it would look cool.
So using the severed arm, probably going to have to grab
it by the elbow. I'm trying to use that to wipe
as much of the blood off of the window as I can with the hand
and on the side of the van. I'm just going to paint A4 and
an H. Fair enough, that is very simple
thing to do. You do it, however, my cop that
may be. And then I just tossed the arm
back in the cab. Done.
It's. Cool.
All right. Well, I think we're done here.
Does anyone know who bad boy is? Yeah, he used to run a clothing
brand. No, not that guy.
Oh. Well, that all teach us effort
to show mercy. Well, we didn't kill that guy,
did we? Bad boy, that guy.
We thought he was going to die because I poured the poison
directly down his throat. Yeah, but then VB cured him,
remember? God damn it, VB.
Maybe I should stop being nice. Exactly what I was thinking.
I agree, maybe it's time I experience another one of your
human events. Like killing.
Yes, I think it's time for me to kill a man I.
See. My eyes don't telepathically.
I'm just like hard, hard, hard domino.
Takes the last puff of the cigarette, flicks it into the
air, points a laser at it, pulls out a pop up gun from the side
of his leg and fires a bullet straight through.
Oh shit. A filter.
Fuck yeah, Puts. The gun back in his leg folds
out the pop up shield. Jeb, let's ride.
Damn. I'm just going to look to the
rest of the group. Hopefully when Domino has their
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Know what I'm doing after? Nice.
I was going to say your mom, but I've met your parent and they're
very nice. Well.
At first thing I'm going to do is take a shower and we're lost
and I haven't taken a shower. We had.
We're not having. No, no, no, don't turn around,
turn it back. We're going.
East, OH. We're going to end the problem.
What can you tell me about that boy?
Doesn't die easy I guess. Kind of dumb.
Ambushed us once. Gosh, I don't know.
Yeah, like LG straight from the can.
Oh that guy. Fuck.
Yeah, he's got to have gastro problems at least.
Right. Well, it's either going to go
one of two ways, as you know, typically it does with us.
One, they'll remember us immediately, you know, drop to
their knees, scream, cry, pray for us not to kill them and give
us whatever they want. Or they just try to kill us
again, which is usually the more messy but the more fun route.
Well. What do we know about that?
Are they affiliated with a guy? They're, like every other
annoying freaking gonk in the city, are associated with the
maelstrom has. The Maelstrom been bothering you
or? Not yes, it's yes quite a bit.
Why? Did you not bring down the heat?
On a bunch of lead heads. We have been bringing down the
heat, but they persist. They're one of the stronger
gangs in Night City. Phoebe some.
Are. We.
Yeah, why are you making that face, VV?
Hold on a moment, I thought. I thought.
You. Jeb, roll human perception.
You have no idea what that face is.
That's a set, Jeb. Jeb, roller driving.
Check. Yeah, you you effortlessly drive
through streets. You manage to avoid a street
fire and a a small combat that's happening between a few gangs
that are not Maelstrom. And you come around the corner
to the address that was pointed out.
Oh, OK. There's a road inlet to your N,
It looks like an old storage lot for construction.
There's a covered area on your left, a big wall, 2 vending
machines, a few benches, and a pedestrian crosswalk.
Well. Why are we stopping?
Here, well, you can't drive it through there.
Noble. OK.
In case they decide to close the gate on us, then they can't trap
Vanna White in there. And I already saw how you were
last time when Vanna White got taken so.
But the street says no parking. Are we not meant to heed that?
Sometimes you break the rules a little bit.
No dude, this is. One of those times I'm.
Some rebel, don't they? Yes.
Yes they do. I heard it.
Oh my God. I mean, Oh my God.
Look at the rain outside. That's what I meant.
Obviously it's. Just like in the movies.
Hey, Jeff, you're, you're really
good at sneaking, right? I've been known to sneak well.
You think you can scout up ahead of it to see what we might be
dealing with when I like pay attention.
Where do you park the the car just.
I guess here because it says no parking on either side, but not
right there. Oh, OK.
Oh, in that case I'm parking like, you know.
As you Crest into the corner, in the distance you can see people.
Do you keep driving? Yeah, All right.
I'm looking for. Anyone else get out the vehicle
you've now full on entered the the the Maelstrom base.
Yeah, that checks out. Before I get out of the vehicle,
I'm going to make sure that I have both weapons ready.
Noted. Both my Super Chrome sidearm and
my Rumware handgun. Nice.
And I'm going to check my hand sanitizer as well.
Oh sure, Roller D10. Sure will do.
Yes. Eight, you have plenty.
I would like to Jerry rig my recent smoke grenade before
leaving. Sure, what do you want to do?
I would like to add into the smoke the very finely ground
powder of the blue glass that I got recently.
Yeah, sure. Roller maker.
Yes. You managed to create a
aerosolized blue glass grenade. Anyone who is inside that smoke
for six seconds, it will dissipate very quickly in this
weather. We'll have to roll resist
torture drugs against the drug as if they have taken it.
Very good, Domino. And everyone is still in the
vehicle. You're now parked halfway into
this driveway. And he turns to you.
Jeb. So what's the plan?
Well, usually in situations like this, we would kind of just get
out, probably have some sort of banter or, you know, quips at
the at the baddies and then one of us starts shooting and then
we just kind of kill everyone. OK, So what are we doing this
quietly or clandestine as you like to say?
Are we grandstanding or am I jumping out of this vehicle and
going guns blazing? Well.
Do we give them a chance, Jeb? I would, I mean, I'm kind of
curious as to what you would want to do.
I mean, do you want to get in there and, you know, crack some
heads or are you thinking more, you know, sneaky deaky, take one
out then the next one kind of. I do not like it that these
maelstrom have got in your way recently.
Oh, we hate these guys, Yeah. What was the gang that stole
Vanna White? Maelstrom.
What was the gang that ambushed you?
Maelstrom. Right.
What was the gang that stole your plushie, VV?
Maelstrom. Wow, that.
Was Maelstrom. Looks like someone's in for a
punishment. And he steps out of Vanna White
and into the street. Phoebe's face and he got blushes
bright red. I think Maelstrom just stirred
up a shitstorm. And stands in the courtyard.
Domino's about to this is Troy. Ladies and gentlemen, they and
themes of the Maelstrom gang, I believe me and my friends are
here to fuck you up. That was good.
His quips are not bad. Do you know?
That was that good? Did I do good there?
I. Want to be honest with you, I
think you need a little bit more gravitas, but the words
themselves were fine. There's more than the Whoever to
us has been activated. Uh oh.
The deal feels much better. I'm scared, I know.
What that mode is? I believe in DMD they call this
thou massaging. And he puts his hand out and
blows a rocket out of his hand, blowing open the front door of
this place and smashing a bunch of items inside the first room
of the building in front of you. It catches the front of the
purple vehicle and causes 5D6 damage.
Oh, actually that's a weapon. He should actually shoot it.
That's a point. That's creep damage.
Holy moly. This rocket earlier.
When I said that he could probably one shot like any of
us. Like any.
I would be dead now. But you have armour.
I would be very. Close to dead now. 19 hits, it
hits the front of that van, blows the door open, pushes the
guy inside the room back. The van gets hit with 39 damage,
taking it under half health. There happens to be a guy
working on that van. Like for real?
Look, he's got the mechanic token on him and everything, and
it's not good for him because he takes, I'm going to say, half of
that damage, which is 20, which takes him under half health.
He screams. Very loudly.
Poor Sheldon. It's overwhelmed by the power of
domino. I've rolled A7 on critical
injury, which means a foreign object explodes from that
vehicle and lodges into his upper chest.
He has a windscreen wiper stuck into his upper PEC, is now lying
on the ground. The vehicle itself is on fire
and Bad Boy steps through the fire along with another pretty
dirty looking tune and they stand in the courtyard in front
of you. What the fuck tune?
Oh, this will be good. Is this where you guys want to
do something? No, go ahead.
Yeah, we probably should. Let's let's get in there.
VV gets out of the vehicle. Now I'm going to say you're
behind Domino. Yep.
Oh, I. I'll follow VV.
I'll follow behind as well. It's clobbering time.
You forgot to pay your doctor's bill.
Oh. That's good.
That was that was really good. Well, why don't you do it then,
VV? You forgot to pay your doctor's
bill. Oh, that was really smart,
Phoebe. I liked that one.
Oh, let me try, Let me try. I came up with that one myself.
Nice. Hey Jews, y'all forgot to pay
your doctor's? Bail.
Jeb, I was trying to do like a more kind of swab thing.
Would you ask? About that, That doesn't make
sense. Oh shit, you're right.
I don't know. Are you getting out to the van?
Yes, I'm following Phoebe. Oh, I didn't see you there.
Iota, come in, come, come over here.
I'm I'm going to protect you. I'm going to.
Well. Thank you.
Still need protecting, right? I know Domino's here, but like
I'm, I'm useful, right? Yeah, of course I'm.
I'm. And I'm not saying that to make
you feel better. I have an emotional attachment
to you, and that makes you a better guard because you know,
you know how to act with me. And I don't know, I'm trying to
make you feel better. Thanks, Mommy, I mean.
Fuck. I wrote the one.
It wrote the natural. One I I don't know, I just it
just blank stare. Just.
Sorry, sorry, I I took it off. Shakes head.
You all need to go get laid. It's been a while, I'm going to
be honest. Not right now, retro.
Now you what? What do you want?
I want you to stop messing with my crew.
I want you to leave the city, but I never want to see your
fucking face again. Damn right.
Is that what we want? That was good.
That was really good. Yeah.
Keep, keep it up. Let's see what they say.
I'm going to roll for it. What?
What should I roll everyone? Bureaucracy.
Now is the time. I believe this would be a face
up. There's no way I'm not rolling
face down. I think yeah, face down.
I'd love I'd love for BB to watch Domino do a face down.
Put put her down on his face at its best No I.
Wasn't I just I thought that just act like the fucking the
face down itself would? Be no, not the face down.
That's that's the way we like the.
Face down. Yeah, OK, but he was bleeping it
for our family friendly friendly podcast.
Oh yeah, yeah, that one. Oh fuck.
Pretty good face down. Mom and I was looking very
intimidating over there. What are you going to do, bitch?
What do you mean? Well, you may not have seen my
face before, but I've been in this city for a long, long time.
Well, well, I rolled up. I rolled up 15.
So what are you going to do about it?
I think it's to roll for an. Retro is going to pop the spoon
on the grenade and he's going to Chuck the grenade as hard as he
can with all the teenage angst that he never got to get out
playing catch with his adoptive father and aim directly at Bad
Boy's head. Roll for it.
I put two points of luck in this.
They really want to suck it to him.
Suck it to him. Sorry, first one should be it.
Yeah, 18. 20 I put two points of luck in it.
That's true. You watch these tunes in front
of you. Oh.
The big one you've not seen before darts out of the way,
rolling a 23 on evasion. Holy moly.
Oh, I don't know why he's hidden.
Apologies, everyone. That's a 19.
Bad boy jumps back into the building.
I don't. I don't have good.
I don't have. I don't think this one's going
to Yeah, that's not going to work.
The the Maelstrom Scabba, though that came out with them, gets
hit with the brunt of this grenade.
And the guy on the ground who has the windscreen, life is in
his chest, also cannot get away from this.
And there's a puff of smoke that appears.
It covers both of these maelstrom scabbers.
And they start to cough and wheeze and their eyes go wide
and they start to press their hands against their head.
You see them struggle a little bit.
Oh, yeah, that's not enough. Yeah, that's not enough.
And those two people are now addicted.
Big glass. Way to start us off with a bang.
Fuck yeah, it's a brawl room Blitz.
Let's go. Next time on no latency.
It's not a problem, I can stop anytime I want I.
Don't really have much initiative I'm.
VV you guys fight? Give me a minute.
You might need an intervention, but I won't is what I'm saying.
What do you say Auto fire? Why are you special?
Well, that ain't bad. Well, don't worry, there's
another one. Another one.
Anyone else want some skating?
These guys, I swear. Let's just put this guy down.
Let's see if I can get this shot real quick.
I can't wait till we're done with them and we don't have to
hear. It was just not working a second
ago. What does that mean?
Retro He's making up for something.
Anymore cheesy lines. But that one was pretty good
though and it did hurt my feelings a little bit.
The only Magnum I'll ever hold. Right, he's got like matrix
level speed. Oh man I just got this dry
cleaned making me. That stupid cigarette that.
That's not gonna Oh. Is my work in action everybody?
That ain't good. Maybe this wasn't a good idea
when there's four guys about to tag team me in here.
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