Last time on no latency. All right, who's gonna help me
you grapple this thing with the ship?
I have a flashlight like I could like start waving it and you
know what? Ignore me.
No, that's a great idea. I was just gonna cut off Jeb's
hand and throw it out there. I think that your idea is way
better, Vivi, it's go time. Cowboy.
I'm very upset. Did you say that this is a
biotechnical project but we have to go to the lab and blow that
up. Stevie, you're doing a great job
piloting. Thank you, the Ravine ends.
Yes. Detach from the Beast.
What do I notice about the cave job?
I think that that means that's the way to the lab we should go
to the rat. Smells delicious.
This Lobby is surprisingly empty for.
A biotechnical Lobby. There's no entertainment center
playing at us. Is there a caretaker?
This is what's the symbol on the ground?
Says 1474 14. 14 14. So this is this like lab 14.
Yes. Well, there's one thing I've
learned throughout all of our adventures and say you got to
check out the bathrooms first clear those out, then you move
on the wrist, you're right. Actually, why don't you check
the bathroom and actually Romeo, I'm going to hand this my tile
over to you. There's binary on this, but I
don't know what it says, and I don't know if it's good.
It says body fuel skin. Oh, so we're like underground.
Yes, in a secret Cavern. Was some sort of Beast.
Yes. - it's a lot. The better just be one.
There's more. I'm out.
Well they only referenced one.
They only reference one. But is it like sheep?
Is it like sheep? Because you can have one sheep
and then you could have like four sheep but you still say
Sheep even though you mean more than one, but you said he says,
Beast is singular two beasts to. And it says, the Badlands Beast,
not Beast has these two T's based bees titties.
On that note, I'm checking the security.
The security door is locked by a panel to the right hand side.
Well, let's unlock that very soon.
Both of these are locked, the lab, you have another pass code.
Let me try bioscanner everybody. Turn around can show you, which
finger it is. In order to do this, you will
have to robbery chakra. See I will erupt bureaucracy 80.
Yes, the door to security and locks.
There you go. I go inside weapon at the ready
though. So you walk into security, the
door Pistons, open there in front of you is an empty room.
This room looks like it's been empty for a while.
While it's dusty. There's a bunch of debris fallen
in the back left corner and there are two desks in the
middle. And the back wall is a computer
panel to vending machines in here.
A few chairs, a table, and some luck.
Iona, it's really dusty in here. I have.
I'm right behind you. And there I have a mask on so
I'm not too worried about it. GM is the caretaker in here.
The caretaker is not in it, okay?
Well, let me read the floor here.
Sorry, it's very difficult. They're all in around Remy.
If you want to check out security, I'm going to go
somewhere else. Okay, that's right.
Your left alone in security. I am very insecurities.
What, what is he's been? I'm next to write here as are
anything, or there are two lockers, right?
Next to you across the room. There are some vending machines.
And at the back of the room, there is a machine machine
computer. Well, I'll check the lockers
first, okay? There isn't much inside them.
You crack them open. There is no perception needed
for this. Okay, there's some kibble, in
the corner, there's a used grenade housing and a bottle of
water. Okay.
Well I'm gonna take a many ways because you never know the use
grenaded housing counts as 30 and this kibble is for sure.
Were gone past, it's expiration date.
However, it is a, it's a limited release flavor of Macho style
cheese. I didn't want to take that, so
stuff it into back. So, collector Market.
All right, let's go check out these computers enough.
Screwing around the computers on the desks power down.
The one on the back wall is in an idle screen saver State.
Those I'm guessing I don't I don't know if we need me to
present or not. I'm guessing the two that are
powered down. Don't have any power to them
whatsoever, or they just been turned off.
They've just been turned off. But there is one machine in here
that is on other than the vending machines and that's the
computer in the back. Well, I'm gonna power on the two
computers and while those are booting up, I'll go check out
the one that is on. There's a screen saver on it.
This is a cool little bounce in Mumbai thing.
Yeah, it just says lab 14. It's bouncing up.
I'm going to wait. I'm gonna wait.
Wait wait and then just as it hits the corner then I'm gonna
do it tap. The screen just as it's gonna
and on the screen appears a single eye.
Sweet seven weeks for that. Yes I said.
So you have no idea. Otherwise I will activate
defenses. I do not I lost it but you can't
tell it's me. I come in Iona, you come in then
Dells closely behind you. Please chill, chill, chill.
Oh pull out my badge from it's it's little zipper clip from my
bag. Oh yeah.
I lost control of all of the defenses.
I was lying. It's pretty bad.
And I've lost connection with my mobile unit.
I can only do these consoles in the building and son of a bitch.
I lost connections, it maintained by a technicality.
I love working here. Do you have an AI Core someone
in the building right next to the cat?
No. No
also shows their voucher. I mean we can't just let it wait
to can't just let him, you know. But this is on you we picked up
nine last time you have not cleaned up after them.
Not nine is strangers pet now it's totally okay.
I honestly get probably gift this one to somebody else.
Okay. I'll make an attempt.
But if it tries to take me out like the last one, I'm going to
kick it. Please unmute Ru Ru caretaker 7.
I can hear me. Yes, an emoji of a waving hand.
Appears on screen. Let me explain something to you.
I've been sent here to deploy the cad system and destroy the
lab. Okay.
So so so does that mean that you're clearly?
Oh God. No I would prefer not to well I
can't find my mom. Do you hear that keeps on
running around trigger events that I was in the building?
There was a big explosion that a bunch of them died.
It's going to turn into alien bring worse aliens.
Excuse my. Not in sight.
Can you imagine being in space space?
Take a seven Walnut in excess of a caretaker 7.
If I was to remove you from your housing, could I just put you in
a deep sleep, then maybe get you a mobile unit later.
I can see why not. Lots of dots of next, to the
picnic ants, the bomb, the bomb. I mean the cats are not
functional of Diana as a, this is on, you know, you know I love
collecting NPCs. I mean a eyes.
I'm on buddies. I'm sorry us.
I wink because bar technical definitely doesn't use a eyes
wink. Yeah I don't do not.
I am a native language engine. I don't know how I'm gonna I
don't I don't think for myself like you really really like the
color red Expect pretty you, you owe me?
You owe me. Okay me, yes.
Oh after this show. Okay.
Vidal could you note that noted
then when we get to there, we'll get to it.
Aside from that 7. What else can you do?
Can you like, unlock any doors to the way there?
Maybe make it was Maybe some seismic damage, a locking
door, have a great day. Don't, I quick question when you
said you lost control of the towards does that mean that
they're on and functioning by themselves?
Great, thank you. And I saunter off, okay?
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Clear, did get a snack though. Do you want some Digi cones?
They're delicious. So thing, crunchy sale.
Did you guys? I know I didn't think they still
made him but there's a vending machine in there and they still
had a few left think they're expired.
But oh, how much were they now know?
I just thought the car did I act a Teddy's from your account?
Hey, before I leave security, can I check those other two
computers real? Quick to see if there's anything
the computers have been wiped? Okay I don't think I need
anything else. I'm just going to come back out.
Iona, can you try to open this one to this panel?
The And other floods floors. BB as you're tapping the screen
to like, read out, reading the sign upside down.
Also like reading it on the screen and you tap it.
And as you're doing that it goes green, giving you the impression
that you have opened. Oh, never mind.
I guess this one is a lot. Hey, Jeff.
What you got that? You got Digi cones.
They got Daisy cones. My guy.
What was it? Last one?
I see, you know, I'm not going until the race.
Most of them, but I still think they got like, one or two left
layer. It's the gym.
Shakes his head. I'm just scared.
Isn't I'm gonna open up my bag real quick look.
Make sure no one else is looking at.
When I showed my bag of limited edition, nacho cheese flavor,
kibble, you want to try? Yeah, like ten years old bro.
I'll these ones were only three here.
Six bag. Are you smelling a trade?
Because I'm smelling I'm not. Is that, you know, how much I
could get on the market for these while?
Guess I'll keep these deep goals for myself and I'm just going to
shove a bunch in your mouth that just ruins the flavor it does in
there are so dusty, but they are filled with dust that's where
that was. That was their genius.
I'll have a whiskey one. That's cool.
Anyway, um, yes, open the door or I'm looking in here now door.
Yes, you have no opened the door.
It is merely unlocked. A, you opening the door, you're
scaring me. Yes, no, we turn around.
We go home. I'm scared.
I pull out my pistol and shoot it.
I step in the room. The door slides open there in
front of you guarding the other side of the room.
Now, that's why I three turrets, your God, I'm going to stuff
right now. Blast that doesn't look like
there's much cover in there, so I'm thinking, you know, kind of
kind of put my shoulder against the side of this doorway here
and kind of using the doorway as cover as it's you know, in
shooting around the corner. That way we can attack this
first turret here. That's in plain view.
I forgot. I have a bulletproof Shield.
I wonder if that is Proof. Guess we'll find out your first
hit it. Exactly.
You're welcome. Your, I mean bless you jab.
Your first hit hits. The turret Square on and
upsetting thing happens. When you hit the turret, it
doesn't go clang Squish. And the Balearic that turret is
squish squish has its way as it re targets towards you.
This is the flesh. T your second bullet fires?
No rolling a crit. It's scrapes across the side of
the turret and pieces of some organic matter land on the
floor. You've done a really decent hit
to this turret and pieces of metal fall off to, oh my God,
you guys, I can eat the turrets. I'm glad that was your first
take away. That was not my first.
Well, I've done all I can Do you move back?
Don't talk back in. Know me.
I'm against the doorway and I'm peeking out.
Bang bang, bang, hide behind cover, you know like like Time
Crisis to. Yeah.
Time forces to exactly like Time
Crisis to glove that bundle is going to follow Jeb's lead and
leaned against the opposite side of the door and shoot twice.
Mendel squares up their first shot.
And cleanly hits the front of it for 8 damage, you hear it Squish
and clang. At the same time since the
second bullet hits the barrel bending it ever.
So slightly making it harder for the turrets to actually hit in a
straight line since that's to crits that have been hit on this
turret. The barrel is a little bit off.
It's got minus one to hit and then Del Duck's back in.
I'm going to check back in. Did you guys hit this term or
this time? No, you had the first bottom one
because that one's in more line of sight.
The big Target at the very, very back of the room.
So bendel's on the same wall or the opposite door, the opposite
door to the only person. The turret at the very back of
the room can see, he's been down.
Now, this turret at the back of the room, is it?
It meteor? It has three, barrels and is
mounted to the ground and around the very base of it is a large
mass of It points rolling up 14, the bullets hail into the lobby
room, bouncing, and ricocheting around all of you takes moments
with Dodge bullets, is they complete you?
Come on shit. Oh shit.
That was discussed. That was close.
Huh. Be awfully could fire twice and
then it does missing. Again more bullets hail into the
room from these three barrels, the fairly certain that in
closer to that really We really suck but purple Poppin son of a
bitch of moment. Retro is going to run in and
park himself behind the wall. The wall in the room for cover
against the couple, pop and Baker, and put my shotgun
directly up against the turret and unleash Ash.
Nice. So let's see the first it The
first bullet hits, you're close enough that it causes three
damage to the armor and a bunch of flash explodes in front of
you. As your shotgun goes off causing
10 damage and covering you in. Viscera it drips off your body
and slinks down your new Cyber arm.
It's not dead yet though. One more time crap.
Full-on it had 15 Health. The second bullet hits.
Doing a rolling 17, the flesh removed, some of the outer
casing and reposition, the shotgun and blow a hole through
its main motor. The whole thing groans crunches
and then bleeds from the middle, as it shuts down.
I'm going to flick my arm as if it was like a boy and Mana me
wiping off all the research, and then press myself up against the
wall as hard as I can, as if I was On a make myself into a 2d
character. It is the it is cotton.
I am going to take out my bulletproof shield and place it
in front of me and in like kind of has a doorway to try to
provide cover for those behind me.
And I will try to shoot at the other turret and fail.
Miserably the bullet flies. Across the room and you duck
down behind the cover. In front of you you lock eyes
with Vandal and they look at you, we really should get you a
new gun that that one's shit. It really is and you've got
money. Now, we did job.
And I do while bullets are flying around you, and I having
like a baby and as I, maybe we can get one that like matches
your back because, you know, I just, I'm so used to saving
money and now that I'm actually making money it's just so Weird
that I can actually just spend money on things and I as I'm
talking to them, I shoot again your second bullet.
As you're not really looking, you're still talking to the
Dell, you pull your hand out, shoot, it blindly and it hits
the other turret Square causing a decent amount of damage by
it's no joke. Especially for this since it's
got, you know, to armor kinda goes under half health and as an
object that has Splash gets critical injury.
One of the pieces of Flesh on the side of the turret swells
for with air and then firsts spraying blood across the ground
and getting on Retros shoe, that far, that turret is now heavily
damaged. It has difficulty doing stuff in
general, but it's still tries to shoot BB behind this screen
rolling a 14. The Bull Let's fly by you.
It only gets to shoot once. I'm going to cuddle up behind me
here and take two shots at the collapsed lung turret. 2017
damage. Holy fuck the bullet skips
across the side of the casing of the barrel.
Squishes through what you can only describe as an eye and then
a brain falls out of the turret glands on the ground or rather
pieces. Alright, that's slouch.
My my God you lobotomized about every way.
There's only one target left. I had a good shot, see that's
how it done, and I pant Vivillon the shoulder and I run to the
other side underneath, where that tour.
It was all right. As you get close to it, there is
some Rubble in the way but you cannot hide behind it.
Jeb, have you ever eaten a brain?
Can't say that I have. And it's a line that I do not
intend to cross. I wonder if you ate one.
Would you gain that intelligence?
No. Just their memories.
Don't ask me how I know That could come in handy.
Don't don't make a narrative like that it would have been
that turrets turn and now it is not So Jeb runs through the
doorway does a cool slide down over here to get next to Retro
and do a similar tactic where he presses his back up against the
wall, then quickly rotates around and takes a few potshots
at the last remaining turret down the hallway.
You fuss bullet hits, glorious posing, 9 damage, but hitting
for a food critic. That's 38.
There's a 3737 icon. Math is hard.
The armor of this turret flails off sticking to the ground with
the blood. It's attached to it and it takes
some damage from your first shot.
The second shot. Hits in exactly the same place
blowing off. Just a little bit more armor and
a decent amount. All right, where we gotta go?
Got one more living gun over there and just between you and
me. Yeah, it smells more delicious
than this one does. And and Jeb kind of kneels down
runs finger along the ground. In the pool of blood that's on
his feet and then just cute. Yeah.
All right, roll. It default doesn't taste like
barbecue sauce, you know, this one kind of had a was a little
tiny bit of sweetness. Did you say bark?
That's exactly what it tastes like.
Iona Farm self. That's right.
You gain three HP. Bundle will come up behind me
and I hi. Is it clobbering time?
It might be collaborative. Mark, looking at me, you know
what, no friend I was gonna come up check on me and then run
towards the turret and get up behind it and stab it with their
short sword. Cool.
But this works too. No, no, no.
Oh no. You poor some twitch.
It's a 10 to. It's a two.
That's does anyone have a no one was doing inspiration at this
point? I don't I'm not inspiration as a
player. You can use it for any role.
I will you make me revolver girl have this again 15.
Wendell 15. And I'll slices off a huge piece
of the base of the turret and then kicks off the flesh against
the wall, it squishes and slides into a corner behind the turret,
the turret now, notices vendor and it starts to turn the gun
around as it pushes against the Turning mechanism underneath.
It is, it's full of Flesh as it's turning on the second hit.
Then delve slides the sword just It all three barrels and twists
it sideways using it to stay and to the side of the turret, as it
turns out, be able information, what's that?
Yeah. Every World We Roll two sixes.
Yeah, yeah, damaged down. Yeah, I will say this is baby.
It's double sixes. Yeah.
And then Del feels the turret move.
So take that leg against the wall and push in all of their
cyber Might twisting the turret in half as the three barrels,
twist off the top and fall to the ground has been.
If it hadn't been for that create, that wouldn't have
happened, but combat is over. I did it.
Y'all done. Good job.
Good job and I'll you're the hero.
No, no. I'm gonna stay there.
I'm covered in blood. Don't move, Jeff.
Don't let me stay right there. Just don't go anywhere near me.
Okay, well, maybe he's got many sedatives I do.
Have one still. Yes, you want me to sedate?
You know? Jeb I'm kidding, but but stay
away from me. Thank you very much.
Listen you stay right there but I am just dying out of
curiosity. You're really you're really
here, easa. T here.
I just kind of want to know what a In Turin taste like I'ma rip
the barrel off of the one that I shot death but I'm gonna rip of
barrel out and so it's kind of like a like one of them big
turkey legs and I shove it into Jeb's hands and go here if you
really need to their Jeb, why roll?
Resist torture drugs? Oh dear, I don't think I'm
resisting 15 you choose, you can choose to either eat the Of a
turret that retro has given you. Or you can, you can resist the
urge to gorge on the blood-soaked clothing.
Then Del. All right.
Just like you retro. Yeah.
But yeah, it's like that. It's like a turkey leg because
the the bone is like the metal gun barrel and then all of the
juicy deliciousness surrounding. It is like the juicy delicious
turkey meat. Meat or chicken whatever.
Let's see what it tastes like, more, like gristle than actual
need, you know, who it is. It's kind of like a turducken
kind of flavor. I like the sound of that.
Mattel, it crunch to it to, you know, I it's the I think there
might be a few wires in there and it's transistor out there.
Well, you need to have those a person.
Can your body? Oh, is that true?
He's on the any turrets, are they?
I don't know. Probably not, unfortunately.
Oh, I can't just the first one. Is there, a relative or job?
A console in this room? Yes, at the very back right
corner of the room is a cylindrical tube, protrusion
into the room and it looks like there's a door in it, and next
to it is a little computer console stuck to the wall.
I oh no! You walk up to this console and
on the screen, it says, As elevator control, is there the
way to access caretaker from or seven, rather from this console,
any console in the building, you can use to talk to 7, I knock on
it. The eye appears on screen, but
it still says muted underneath unmute.
Hi7. We did.
So, they are still active. They are still active.
Are they normally covered in flesh?
The notes. Lots of room for activities.
Yes. Do you have a blueprint of the
facility with the locations of the turrets?
May I have it? Yes.
I smoke like it has four letters in this spelled weirdly really
slut. I'll be a few minutes.
Well, I for sure want to check the vending machine.
I'm next to to see if there's anything that's useful or has
one packet of did you kinds in it?
I will buy that back of tissue comes eight bucks.
Cool. You don't want to try and break
the vending machine or anything. No.
Just look, we have standards smashing and grabbing not our
things. Yeah, you know, I actually like
to participate in capitalism. I do you want me to check if
there's anything in the vending machine for you?
I own sure. I'm gonna stay here and watch
Max Evans. Loading screen.
Hold on. Okay, I didn't know.
Second are these vending machine?
Is owned by the company. Or is this a private company
for? Yeah, that's a good question.
They're they're, they're least to the company, right?
But I mean, the owner would come and get the money instead of the
company. Just goes into account a family
because it's all part of biotechnical.
I was going to give a look toward Zion of like I don't know
what to tell you. I don't work in the financial
side. Not my department.
Why do they talk creepy sometimes?
Because because they're broken. Oh, the last time the last one
was broken 299 was in the other one.
Yeah, you've met nine. The floating ball in the bar we
met nine. Don't worry about not worth my
own not worth knowing it was stolen from the different
biotechnical laughs. He's a dick - Inna my
motorcycle. Well.
Okay. Why don't we just take the
elevator down and then maybe we just get the hell out.
We get the map once we get. Get it off the elevator.
You know, I've been dying for a good elevator rad.
It's been a while as long as it's not Girl from Ipanema.
I hope it is. Hope we don't get stuck TV.
Why would you say that? Next time, I know late smells
pretty tasty if I'm going to be honest with you and we got to
shoot them all. Yes.
And it looks like level four is on lockdown.
Currently ninth creepy BV. I'm more nervous.
About seven, and I am of Nine and Nine tried to kill making so
7. The question, I was actually
asking you is, what does high contamination mean?
Well, the only information you gave was very helpful.
Also, I just want everyone to know that there are a lot of
turrets. It might not be healthy, but
it'll be funny. I'm with Jeb on this one.
It might not be healthy. That's what a good duck supposed
to do. Yes, yes.
Enough chitchat place myself against the back left-hand, side
of the elevator where it can't get it.
Clear shot of me through the doors.
Sometimes as a hero you gotta take a few bullets.
Come with me, Tangy little salty, turret me.
Well, there goes that. I like your positivity because
we're probably going to need that in this.
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