Last time on no latency. It's OK, Phoebe, it's not weed.
It's not weed shot. It's a weed shot.
It's nutritional who? Are we doing a job for?
Tuna. Why is it always wee whenever
you're behind the wheel? We're.
Having such a sweet morning tuna, everybody's being so nice.
Hi, Tuna. So just to be clear, stolen
gyrocopter sometimes silent. Do you remember?
Everything tastes like bread. The gyrocopter that crashed.
Stolen by a guy with a big white thing.
Looks like AT organ. That's the car, ain't it?
Yeah, it looks a lot like the car.
So do we get into the building? Don't mess with the retro today.
Make a choice, see how much you care about your buddy, all
right? Retro, retro, I'm going to leave
you do. You think?
Should we do something? We just let them cook.
Let them cook. I I think I could take.
These guys I will do so listen for the fireworks.
Jeb, you step into this room and you've done it fairly
stealthily. So as the start of of this, I
need you to roll stealth. Oh, OK.
Yeah. 20. So the people in the room with
you don't see you. So although they rolled high on
initiative, they don't attack you.
No one's fired a bullet, so they don't know what's going on.
Just there are two guys on the sofa just chilling out watching
TV while another one works on the gyrocopter.
They assume nothing has happened.
No gunshots have been fired, so you watch them as you step out
of the vent. Watch TV while the sky tinkers
away unsuccessfully at the gyrocopter.
I want to sneak up behind the guy working on the gyrocopter.
I'm in my, in my mind palace. I imagine that he is on one of
those little like skateboard things underneath it, whistling
for something, doing some stuff, right?
And I want to sneak up and I want to kick the the skateboard
thing so it comes out and then he sees me and I want to place
my hand on his mouth and then shove a knife into his neck.
That's really cool. So yeah, roll for it. 20.
You've rolled the 20 on this guy.
Plus one. Plus one you get you've rolled
very badly on damage, but you are being a sneaky motherfucker
and you can attack twice with a weapon.
So I'm going to say roll it again to see if you kill this
guy. You roll, you roll on damage
again. It's not great.
It's. Not great, but in total that
brings him under half health. Now, you did attack him in the
neck, right? Yeah, I I stabbed him.
This is, yeah. Both of those attacks are
surprise attacks with the essentially 2 crits because
they're both aimed shots. So you caused this guy 2 head
injuries, which is an extra 10. Wait, so that's 12 plus and
that's plus one damage. Oh funny.
Yeah, you you you won't believe this.
You caused 30 damage. I mean.
I don't. I don't have.
To I do believe it because I shoved a knife into a man's
throat. That's not how people just
fucking. Dies in your arms underneath
this gyrocopic. You know, mouth, hand on his
mouth and that's, I imagine his death, his death woes, yes,
froze. And do you, do you, do you do
anything with the body or do you just sit next to it?
No. I, I, I put it like I, I, you
know, I wheeled him out. Yeah.
Shanked him and now I want to wheel him back in.
All right, so you you wheel this now dead guy underneath the
gyrocopter. And then I scoot around the back
again to stay snuck. Now you're hiding behind the
gyrocopter. Meanwhile, Vendale is standing
next to Iona. The shit.
I mean, Retro's got a gun in that guy's mouth.
Maybe you stop him. Retro or the bad guy?
Retro, but I, I, I don't think it'll escalate unless it
escalates, you know, I don't. Do you think we need to just go
in there and start killing? I mean, I just do what you tell
me to do. So if you want me to go in there
and start killing, I can take out my sword and do that.
I think you should go in there and prep to start killing.
OK, Vendel steps into the room and brandishes their sword at
these two guys. That's right, you stand back.
Don't get off that sofa, you maelstroms.
That's good. Good job.
Thanks. And does Vendel just sort of
hold their action? Yes.
Cool. For if anybody tries to make a
move at retro or the door. Valid.
So retro, you are essentially holding this person down.
This is a this is a choking situation.
I need you to roll. I mean they are essentially
choking on an egg sandwich. Expired egg sandwich.
And a gun barrel, Sir. Yeah.
So he's going to try and get away from you.
So I need you to roll Brawling 23.
Jesus Christ. Oh what, you didn't think the
time that Retro spent with Sano didn't learn how to fight?
Apparently that's a crit retro. You know what that means?
Got. Him I still beat him and he gets
a crit. Gets a crit.
He gets out of it. He pushes back, pulls out his
gun. All right, boys, it's time to
take him on. And then Vendale's action goes.
OK, they're going to have to shoot because they're too far
away to attack physically. Shoot, Dang it.
OK. 21 Yes, that does hit him. So then Dale shoots this
Maelstrom leader of this tiny pack in the side with their
heavy pistol that is 15 damage. It's.
Got to rate a fire of two. May I fire another shot?
Oh shit, yeah, of course. You can, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, oh, 24 hitting again, but only causing 6 damage
and ablating the armour by 1. Oh fuck, there's loads of you.
Who are those two in the doorway?
Oh, hi. Hello.
Where your worst nightmare? Oh shit, that's a that's a good
battle cry. One of the other scabbers in the
room takes out his heavy melee weapon, takes three steps
towards Retro and swings Retro Beta 16.
Oh no, it hits you for full damage.
By 1. Can I hit you again?
Beta 16 again. And he?
Smacks you the other way, causing 5 damage in total.
Are blading your armour again? Yeah, that's right, boss.
I smacked the TV guy twice, although I didn't crack his
screen. What the fuck is that made of?
And again, in the other room, Jeb is just chilling while he
watches these two people watch television, bidding his time as
wait, has there been gunfire? There has been gunfire.
All right, So there's been some gunfire.
I'm going to roll to see if this guy notices.
Or was it just on the television?
Right. Very good.
That's nice. I like that perception.
That is so me. And I really do love watching
How Diddy. The movie he does not notice.
Neither of them notice in that room as they do not have a very
and I wait perceptions medium. I won't.
I won't roll again, but they don't notice because I roll.
On both Die hard 27 is pre red. Hey yo I got a 27.
It's just like I'm the same. It's a terrible one.
See that's where I disagree. I I honestly think that the the
number 24 is really where they peaked.
But honestly, about 525-2627 not bad.
Well I mean just going to have to be down bad on this and
direct shotgun to the face of the guy in front of me.
Damn. Damn. 23 Yes, and he takes a
serious amount of damage to his chest and steps back.
He does not take a critical injury.
Yeah, there's nothing else I could think I can do.
You can move. Sure, Retro is going to move
back five squares to the right. So he moves 20.
Five, by the way, Yes. Retro moves 25 feet back towards
VV and Iona and so I understand. Still keeping them blessed.
Well, because I see that if we're attacking now, I'm going
to take a shot at the closest gentleman to me who happens to
be the leader all. Right.
Are you going to step into the building to do so?
I will stay in the doorway. OK.
I'm going to use my remware IP edition handgun.
Hello Corpo. That's a 40 foot shot, 40 feet,
yeah. Five, 10/15/20.
Feet. Oh man, just under. 40 feet, so
your first shot goes wide and sticks into a pillar in the
corner of the room. Fine, I step.
I step 10 feet into the room. Take my second shot. 23 yes,
that is a good shot. Nice.
You hit this guy in the side. Fuck.
Oh, you've got back up. That's bullshit.
Oh yeah, you didn't see us waving from the doorway.
I. Saw the little one.
Hey, fuck you, I'm small but mighty.
Says this with all the egg crumbs falling off his face.
Shut the fuck up. Do you do anything else, Iona?
No, no, that's it. You are standing next to a
fridge. Can I look in the fridge?
Free action Open the door. Yeah.
You can. What's in the fridge?
There is a full ice tray, a picture of what looks like to be
water, and a six pack of boost with one missing and some dish
soap. In the fridge.
Hey, man. It's just a thing people do.
Chill dish soap and you can just see Iona opening the door to
their right and just being like, what is in here?
I don't shut it. OK, so there's now a cool breeze
coming from your left hand side. See.
That episode of SpongeBob. But it also means that no one
can shoot VV because the door is in the way.
Nice. Thanks for the cover, Iona.
Wouldn't it also be blocking Iona too?
It opens on the left left hand side.
Oh, I thought it was the right side.
OK, that's bad. Fung Shui Madoka.
It is. It is back.
I'm sure you're correct. And on the other side of the
building, Jeb sees that there's a the ads have started in the
room that he's in on the television, and the ads are
always louder than the main program.
So Jeb is going to make his way around the whirly bird behind
behind the two couches where the Maelstrom thugs are hanging out,
and he's going to place one revolver pointed at the guy on
the left, and the other one, he's going to tap the right
revolver on the head of the Maelstrom thug.
Excuse me? What was that?
I imagine he turns around and sees that there's a gun.
Oh fuck. You have a gun to my head.
Yeah. So if you don't mind, if you can
go ahead and just open that that big metal gate so that I could
take this this here whirly bird out of here, that'd be great.
So if you could just go ahead and open that up.
I'll I'll get out of your hair. Won't have to put a bull in your
head. He draws a gun on you.
But he attempts to draw a gun on me, but I see that he goes for
it. I'm going to blast on the face.
Don't you fucking? Pulls out a gun and you shoot 22
point blank. Yes that is enough. 15 damage in
total. Blow through his armour and you
have another shot. What do you do with it?
I'm. Going to give him a chance now.
Everyone calm the fuck down, I won't have to kill you.
The other guy reaches for his gun.
God damn it, bang. Offer it 28 yes.
You cause a fairly decent amount.
It's a low damage role, but it's still pretty good.
Not bad. You've damaged both of these
guys in this. Case listen you know I asked you
nicely I didn't I didn't want to shoot you, but I I will if you
keep acting like fools and you don't help me just try to open
this gate I mean come on all right I can't imagine y'all know
how to fly that thing do you it's.
Not about flying it, it's about selling it you piece of shit.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the building, Vivi's now facing
an open fridge door. I think I would like to move in
closer and use the fridge door as cover and try to shoot.
I know it's still quite far away, but I'll give it a shot.
That's. Funny.
Hey. You'll give it a shot.
That's funny. VV.
That's really good. I try.
I plow to the San Rue. Hello Cutie Ultra K.
Assault pistol it. Will.
OK, so I roll to kill. Rule 19 Who are you shooting the
leader? Yeah.
You know, I think the leader looks like he's he's closer, so
he's going to get shot. Yeah.
He gets, he gets shot. Oh, wait, 19?
How far are you one? Is it not quite?
That's 35. You are one short on that first
shot. The bullet goes wide.
Perhaps I add some luck to this next roll.
Perhaps you do? So let's add three luck points.
Damn. OK, well shit.
You know, I'm going to use my inspiration.
There we. Go.
There it is. That's a good shot that's got
good damage too, all right? You don't even have to move.
You've rolled high enough. The bullet flies across the room
and hits the guy right in the side.
Are you using your armour piercing bullets or regular?
I would like to use my armour piercing.
Yes, good, excellent. So that's he goes underneath
half elf. You hear one of his ribs crack
and he slumps against the coffee table in this room.
God has a paramedic DV13 to fix bullshit.
It's a high DV. No, it's not.
Says the says the experienced Med tech.
Yeah, you say that to to A to a fresh Med tech.
Yeah, that's a, that's a rough one.
I got to tell you. That's a high DV to to repair to
to fix you up. So sorry buddy.
Oh no, you look like a medical professional.
That's probably true. I never should have dealt with
the IRS. It's just complications after
complications. Never deal with the IRS.
In the other room, the maelstrom that was watching the TV has now
turned around on the sofa and is facing Jeb.
He pulls out to this gun that he has in his pocket and he shoots
at you, rolling in 18. Jeb, you're about to make this
guy really upset because you're going to attempt to dodge that
beaten 18. Yeah.
Evasion. Oh crit fail you get hit for 11
damage. Yeah.
Oh Jesus. Well, well, isn't that a close
one? Now, once again, I'm asking you
nicely. Open the door.
This has a rate of fire of two. Get fucked.
Shoot you again? No shit Dodger 13, You easily
dodged the second bullet and his eyes go wide.
He misses. Well, now you're going to try
that a third time. No, it's only going to rain at
5/2. Yeah, listen, I've been secretly
taking notes when the rest of the team has been saying bad ass
things. I've been taking notes and
trying them myself. And I really, I learned that
it's all about the delivery, you know?
And so I'm going to ask you a third time.
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All right, motherfucker, you think crap rib hurts, wait until
you get some of this shit right pop up.
One at the leader and then one at the guy to the north.
Does Vendel move? No.
OK, I'm going to shoot the leader with 17.
Shit, my first shot misses. Fine, I step closer.
So Bendel steps closer and takes another shot at the leader or
the side guy. The leader.
All right, rolling a 22 smacks him beautifully in the side, but
only causes full damage by blading the rumble.
You see, you are all the hot shots that you oh fuck that you
say you are on my rib. We're just getting lazy today.
We don't want to get anywhere near you.
You, you, you look like you smell bad.
It's just the egg sandwich that motherfucker gave me.
And he shoots Vendo, does he? No, because Rob 12 missed
terribly. Oh, does he misses again?
Because apparently Ghoul has nothing in handgun.
Look at that. Yeah, misses twice.
Fuck that, that was the end of my turn.
Shit, I can't really go very far.
So he tries to move back, but unfortunately he gained.
He moves back a little bit and takes another a bit of damage as
he tries to get behind the coffee table.
Because every time he tries to move more than four yards, he
resuffers the critical injury and takes the bonus damage 35
yards. Nice.
He did not know that, so now he will not move again.
I shouldn't have moved, that really hurt.
The maelstrom behind the coffee table after seeing Bendel attack
shoots Bendel. Take that.
On a dodge. Bendel easily dodges the bullet.
Ha ha, no Dick. Take that.
And Bendel dodges but also notices halfway through the
dodge that they missed, so instead does kind of a pirouette
and then finger guns. Get fucked.
Jeb, you've got this gun pointed at the back of this guy's head,
and he takes a step forward and turns around and then tries to
shoot. You.
Yeah, she had. Beat A10?
Yeah, that's 24. That's a very good hit that you
did there. Very good.
You dodged the bullet and he swings his light melee weapon at
you. All right, He rolls a 14.
Roll evasion and beat a 14. Otherwise you get hit with this
extremely high damage 19 you miss but he hits the the sofa
and causes a big dent to the value of 1 HP damage.
Oh fuck, my favorite scene and. It's retro's turn.
OK, Retro is going to move to the vending machine as he gets
to about here, he's going to take a shot at this Maelstrom
guy with his shotgun, which is. Oh, crit fail you miss.
You smack the vending machine. The vending machine fills with
safety foam and it acids everything inside all.
Right. And then he runs over to the
side of the vending machine. Fuck, what is going on with me
today? Oh, Iona's going to shoot the
leader. No, not me.
Yes, you. Oh, sorry, I do take a step
forward. I take 2 steps forward.
You roll the 22 to hit him for 9 damage and.
You take it? How?
How about again? Would you like it again?
No, don't go. Yeah, 20.
Holy shit you caused 16 damage your old crit damage.
He turns to you it. Explodes, that's why.
Yeah, you did crazy damage on that.
He only had eight health left and in this last moment you are
a you are 100% sure as the bullet leaves your gun as it
passes through his jaw and then comes out of his eye socket.
He hauls to the ground, dead, and blood pours all over the
floor. The blood is so visceral as it
squirts across the room that Jeb can smell it in the other room.
Wait a minute. And you watch this sack of flesh
fall to the ground, dead. Nice shot, Iona.
Thank you. You two stop fighting us.
Period. That's it.
Roll for it. Oh my God.
Oh. That's.
Good, he hates us today. Lots of critical fails.
You want you want, you want me to stop.
Yeah, stop fighting. You want me to?
Do you want me to? Stop to stop fighting, yes.
Well, it's hard to take you. Seriously, when you've got that
blood stain on your lapel. Fidel, do do you have any of the
wipes? I I don't have any of the wipes,
you roll a crit fail. Oh, no.
Oh, that's all right. That's all right.
Iona's not intimidating enough as you do show a little bit of
panic to this blood. Jeb.
You're still alone with two guys who don't know the fight is
over. Yeah, well, they're about.
I mean, I, I think I did AI want to do a, a a intimidation role
here. Sure.
Technique, no. Performance, No.
OK, so it's just persuasion. Yeah.
It's persuasion, yes, but more intense, yeah. 17.
This was a stop fighting me, I don't want to kill you.
Open up the the doors please. I imagine I get some sort of
bonus for shooting them multiple times.
Yes you do. It's like Pokémon where the
closer they are to the death, they uh, the more.
Yes. Uh, so I'm gonna say this has a
-, 2 to this room. Guy.
Doesn't matter, they rolled a crit success.
I don't give a fuck about you, you piece of shit.
And he shoots you if it was his turn, because it is your turn.
So you fail that. If you want to do something else
with your turn, you can. I imagine that this this one
mouths off and so I'm going to try to kill him and then see if
the other one wants to cooperate.
Done. Do it.
Crit fail, your gun shoots wide and you miss.
Now that's a warning shot. Are you sure?
I don't have the time. Bang again.
No. Two crit fails and you miss
again. Wait, it doesn't seem like
you're as intimidating as you think you are, motherfucker.
I'm back in the other room, VV. Look, there's any hill fit being
playing? I don't.
I don't think they made it clear enough that you should stop
fighting right now, so I want you to put your weapons down or
we're going to blow this place up.
All right, Phoebe. God damn.
OK, I. Just Phoebe, you we can't just
blow things up. We're.
Again, you. You have to.
You have to, you have to do it, she says.
Don't do it again. You have no idea.
We're capable of the. Crazy doctor loves.
Blowing things up. That's right.
What Iona said. I say I'm all on board for this
plan. Let's just blow this place up
and just be done with it. Yeah, the TV guys into it too.
We're intimidating. Roll for it.
These toys are no longer fun to play with, they'd rather just
destroy them and be done with it.
Damn it, Eleven. Well, it's depending on what
they roll. Could have been better.
It could have, but it also could have been worse.
Oh my God, did. I just roll another crit holy.
Shit and. They don't take.
No, you're not going to get us. We're fucking kidding out to
shit one guy down doesn't mean that we're down Dick.
Fine, I'm going to shoot them. All right.
Do you step forward and shoot them or do you just?
I mean, I'm behind my little refrigerator, which is nice.
You could. You could move back.
Yeah, you know, I'll step forward and shoot.
Oh, that's a clean 20. Nice.
Causing 9 damage to this guy. You blade his armor.
You're using armor piercing, aren't you?
You blade his armor. Yes, I am.
Yeah, you are. And he goes under half health.
Great, I'm going to shoot him again. 22 nice causing 14 damage
this time. This guy is very worse for wear
and as he falls there's a cup on the table that sticks into his
side and as it falls down you can see that there was a fork
left in the cup that's now stuck into his side.
Oh fuck. Oh, foreign object is the
weirdest of critical injuries. Ow.
And I will step back toward my little safe spot behind my
fridge door. Jeff, the scabbard that's in the
room with you, he pulls out his gun and he shoots you.
He can try. Dodger 1318 Yes, he shoots you
again. Dodger 14 you dodge again.
Well done. Fuck Liz, we can do this all
day. Now I'm just envisioning Chavez
in one of those like action movie scenes where you have guys
just shooting randomly everywhere.
Yeah, essentially. Just able to like run quickly
behind spots. Yeah, just dodging bullets and
as Vendel, Vendel moves towards the.
Vendel is going to charge the scaver next to the vending
machine with I'm going to charge.
This guy next to the vending machine?
Yeah. Sword out.
Take sword Dick. 14 Yeah, that should didn't theory it should
do Mr. roll evasion. No.
First first swing misses. Fuck, take that.
Yeah. The sword goes straight into
this guy's chest. The damage on that last slash
was rubbish anyway. Take 15, bitch.
And does a serious amount of damage to this fucking asshole
scaver here in this room and you watch him bleed around his
wound. Yeah, that's right.
And Vendel pushes the sword up against this guy and pushes him
against the wall, securing him against the wall and making
Vendel their only possible target.
You that if the nurse hadn't got behind that fucking bridge, the.
The the nurse. I was One more person calls me a
nurse. I'm going to lose it.
Your your, your little your little line you said there.
Vivi apparently was very intimidating because he fucking
misses Iona and then he rolls a crit success and hits Iona for
seven damage. My little.
Pearl just just ruining your outfit just a little bit -1 to
your. Wardrobe.
Yeah.
I got one. Jeb, a guy in the other room, he
tries to shoot you. Dodger 13.
Hey, yay, yay. You dodge it handily, fuck.
He shoots you again, Dodge it 15.
You dodge it handily. Fuck.
Nah. I mean, listen, I already said
my thing, and that was the I I could keep.
I could just keep jumping. Jumping around so hard to hit me
when I'm jump. Jumping around like this now and
I'm just moving. You never know where I'm gonna
be. Jump around, jump around.
Jump up, jump up and get. Down.
That's right. OK, I have an idea and I want to
argue my point with the DM. True, I would like to use my
movement to bull rush the vending machine that I'm right
next to and potentially tip it over on top of the maelstrom
guy. Dude, yes, do it.
OK, so yeah, I'll just do that. What do you need me to roll for
that? You can either use brawling or
if you want to you can use one of your weapons as leverage if
you crit fail and that it does break.
Now is that count as a an attack action or a free action?
No, this is your only action. If you push this vending machine
on this guy, it is heavy and full of acid.
It will kill him. Oh, then yeah, OK, now I'm going
to use my inspiration for that. That's crit fail man for all 28
2018. Not.
Enough this maelstrom gets crushed by a fucking vending
machine that is slowly leaking product acid which is the
product that they release into the machine when the machine
destroys everything inside and this guy starts to watch his
like flesh and bits of his mechanics like rake and snap as
his cyberwear starts to split under the weight of this vending
machine as it falls over. Oh fuck.
Bendale takes a slight step backwards.
Oh. That looks really spicy, you
guys going to give up now? Yeah.
Are you going to give up now? It's Iona's turn.
I'll shoot the last scaver you're.
Not going to try and give him some to give up.
Yeah, fucking fucker. Wait, wait.
No, Earlier you were going to, you were going to give us a
chop. It's too late.
In the middle of his sentence, it is too late.
Yes, Phoebe, you are correct for a 20, you hit this guy for 12
damage and it's done. This guy's out because that's
literally he has five. You're using armor piercing
bullets. He has five armor and seven
health. He's out.
That guy is dead. He falls to the ground.
So now all of the people in this room are dead and you hear Jeb
radios you from the other room as these two guys are shooting
him and missing him. I suppose we're done here.
We should probably help Jeb. Where?
Where is he? Where, Where is Jeb?
But he said he was in the fence. He said oh, don't.
Worry. He's jumping around.
Back, back, back, back. Whoa, whoa.
There's those one You. You always tell me that time.
Well, I'll be jumping around in the other room.
Come on. Anytime.
Whoa. Oh, we, we, we should go and we
should go and help Jeb. We should.
That was gunfire. That's bad.
Yeah, we should. One second though, and I'm going
to walk over to the leader real quick and I'm going to wipe my
boot off on him and then the. Poo boot.
Yeah, nice. You wipe shit on this guy.
Roll perception. You wipe poop on this guy and in
his top pocket you see his door key card.
Oh, looks usable. Let's go over to this door, open
sesame, and I'm done work. You swipe the card on the door
and it unlocks. Oh, there you go.
As you step into the room, Jeb is in a standoff fight.
Now he's in a kind of Mexican standoff with these two
Maelstrom guys. No, retro might not.
As if you were to stop by. Whoa.
That was a. Close one there.
Listen once again, if you could just go ahead and open these
doors, that'd be great. Then if you do it, then I won't
have to kill you. See Retro, my my buddy over
there, he could do it if we need him.
You know if we need to if y'all are dead.
But I, you know, I don't, I don't have to kill you.
Jeb, it is your turn. Well, I say and do a social.
I'm just saying that if you don't do it, Retro's going to do
it. And if he does it well, well,
then I'm just going to have to shoot you and I won't miss this
time. They rolled a nine and an 8
respectively. I mean the corpus got blood on
them which means the boss dead. Tell you what.
Take one shot, take, take another shot at me.
And if I, if I dodge it, then you, you gotta, you gotta open
the doors for us. And if you hit me, well, well,
then you hit me. What?
Really. Yeah, yeah, one last time.
And he looks at this guy, looks at your retro.
Is he serious? If you suit him, I'll suit you.
Oh. Well, I'm not gonna shoot him
there 'cause that guy's got a big ass gun.
All right, well, I guess you're gonna have to open the door
then, OK? Well, I don't know your code to
the door. It's a password, our boss knows
it. You could just ask him.
He didn't write it down or anything, he just remembered.
It he's alive, right? God damn it and I shoot him.
Wow, holy shit, that's a crit 30.
Yeah, you shoot this first guy and he fucking dies.
After that statement he made, you just fucking kill him.
He dies, the other guy gets shot for a $23 crit fail on damage.
Fuck. OK, shit.
I look. I don't know that it's not a
very good computer. You could probably just hack.
Wait, can I just fucking go? Jesus, Yeah, get the hell out of
here. All right?
Drop your weapon and get the hair out of here.
He drops his incredibly shit medium pistol and runs out of
the room and combat is over. Well, I mean do your thing.
Fine, let me go and check the computer.
Retro belligerently goes over the computer as he passes this
helicopter. Retro, are you OK?
Yeah, I'm fine. Why?
You've been extremely melancholy.
Or like that's not the word just.
Apathetic. And apathetic, yes.
And. And I'm just doing a a check in.
Well doc, do I seem to have any like physical symptoms or
anything like so? Oh, now this is one of those
again, isn't it? You I'm asking.
Physical symptoms. I'm no you, everything looks
fine. Do you want me to do a more
thorough check of your vitals? No, I mean, I'm fine.
I mean, I'm not, you know, I'm, I'm kind of hurt a little bit
from getting shot or not shot. I got hit with that medium melee
weapon. But you know, just.
Yeah, OK, let's, let's try to open this thing.
I'm sure there are things probably like Maelstrom rules or
something like that. Electronic security tech.
His name was Ghoul and the password was his name.
Backwards and you can now push the button to open the door.
Folks, there are there's going to be another fight, so reload
your guns, get in position and get ready.
I mean, we don't have to fight. We could intimidate them with
the dead bodies. I mean, I tried that with these
guys. So well, last time.
Yeah, but now we have more dead bodies.
That's fire. Well.
I suppose we can. Maybe I have an idea.
It's a bit morbid, but we couldn't, you know, lean the
dead bodies up against the the door so that when the door opens
they just fall in and splat. You know, and Dell's dragged two
of these bodies in here. I couldn't get the guy who was
under the vending machine. He was also covered in acid, so
like this. But seems like the best course
of action. If you think I'm touching one of
these dead bodies, you are wrong.
Hey, Jeb, did you kill this guy under the helicopter?
Oh yeah, I did. I did.
With a rolling pimp. Rat.
Yep. Yep.
Hey, you got any grenades of? Course.
Can I borrow some how? How many you got?
What kind you want you want? Let's take a look here.
A basic a smoke or a smart grenade?
Give me a Give me a 2 basics. All right, two.
I mean those are the only. I only got 2 basics so here you
go, you got the. Rest of them, I'm going to take
the two basics. I'm assuming there's a bunch of
tools around here as well, yeah. Yeah, it's.
So I'm also going to take that. I'm going to take the body
that's on the rolling punch, move it over to the door, take
the two grenades using some of my scrap, which is duct tape to
duct tape to the body as well as several other tools as well to
create a extra shrapnel. And then take some more of my
scrap to which is string to go around.
The spoons of the grenades, Jeb, are they more towards the like
upper lower Where? Where are most of them at?
I believe they were mostly on the Solon wall.
OK, I'm going to move it down here to the southern wall and
then ask, hey, will someone go ahead and hit the the button for
the the doors? Just hit it once and then when I
tell you, hit it again. I'll go hit the button.
All right, VV, you head up to the computer, away from the
bottom side of this room. Retro, you're behind this body
now, ready to push it along all. Right, hit the button.
OK. And it opens.
This huge metal door opens. I push it in about 10.
I push it in, as soon as I do I say hit the button back to VV.
OK. And as soon as they do for the
door to close back, I yank on the screen as soon as it gets
close by to them or. Before the door closes.
So you're opening the door, throwing a body with grenades on
it, and then shutting the door. Yeah.
Amazing, that's. Amazing.
That's fucking dope. And that causes two grenades, so
that's ten D6 damage. Does it get any more because I
strapped a bunch of extra tools around for shrapnel?
Yeah, I'll say you get +5 on top.
Yeah. Hell yeah.
Oh, great damage. That's very good.
That's 45 damage. Then he got 30 health.
Jesus Christ, it's so much. Damage there.
Is just right up on him. You can hear you can hear the
blood and guts splatter against the wall he as this dull thud
happen in the other room. You have scorched that corner,
probably ruined a lot of things in the locker, but there are no
alive maelstrom here and even the combat you didn't have is
over. Maybe you want to hit the door
again for me. Yeah, yeah, I can retro.
Oh, cool, they're all done. Well, I guess we can just get
out of here now then, yeah? I don't.
Know what's what going on Retro, but whatever it is.
That was right. That's my that's usually my
alarm to to smoke another joint. I don't have any though.
We got we got to get you some weed.
Yeah, I'll just come and open this door now.
The the panel on the inside of the garage is just a button that
opens and closes the door. There's no security, it's not
locked, but the panel can only be open from the inside or with
the remote clicker that Google had.
Oh, we can just hear. It from the inside, yeah.
Yeah, exactly. And it opens up.
So how are we getting this out of here?
It's still got the little drivable thing with it.
You're not going to check the bodies for stuff.
Or. I don't care.
I'm curious what's on the bodies.
All right, Phoebe. Roll Perception 16.
Yes you are seeing a few of the bodies.
You find about 70 eddies in general and a bag of weed.
I think I have found gold retro. Yeah.
You have done amazing getting rid of all of these people and I
want you to know I appreciate you.
Oh, thank you. And I hand him.
My hands have the weed. You said I shouldn't smoke this
though. You said it's bad and it's
addictive. I mean, yes it can be, but like
I said, it also has some good medicinal things.
Is this like doctor's orders? Yeah, I think.
I think it's doctor's orders. Next time on no latency.
I am a learned doctor. Why does this weed have
branches? So are we going to get this
whirly bird out of here or? Yeah, yeah.
Are we driving it out of here? Are we flying it out of here?
Why are you flying? I have a flying mod.
Hey, you just took a fat rip of that, Jay.
I didn't know we had so many pilots.
Maybe we should invest in a helicopter to fly around Night
City. Get on the radio, tell them that
we're about to race. All right, VV, Are you ready for
this? I think so.
Hold down to what I should probably put on a seat belt.
It's not really my style. Oh.
OK. And.
Going to like fancy events, pretending where people were
not. Well, I'll be the face.
I'll be the face and you can you can do it.
We did we say that the doctor AKA me.
No, no, no, that's no, not, not this time.
You are you. You are you.
Look at me. Look at me in the eyes.
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