Last time on no latency. I think Iona's being kidnapped
right now. We're.
Taking ripples to a van. Fan don't talk about your
ripples in public. Vehicular manslaughter be too
easy. Maybe we did need a Van I.
Knew it. BB Jump.
It's a van V van. Iona.
Max Sanitization. It's less of a burglary now,
it's more of a hit and. Run.
I truly needed it most. Quiet shot in and out, real
easy. I'm going to spray and pray.
Oh well. You can't kill Dave.
I'm sorry. I didn't realize we were having
a Dick measuring contest. Oh boy, mine's always bigger.
Oh. No.
Damn. Oh, we're at the eyeball.
Fire away. I gave it up at 6.5.
Oh shit, what I miss. I thought they were going to
want a deal but I guess we only dealt in lead.
Let's look for the body in a body bag.
Should hide the. Hospital beds.
Nobody here, but it's dead people.
You're in this room, it's dark, it's the middle of the night
because you decided to do this in the night.
You're hiding from Doctor Dave as he's standing in the door
wondering why the door that is locked is open, and he hangs up
his phone. I thought this was locked.
And he's now inspecting the door.
You surmise you have a little time.
Do you think that we could get out the door before it comes in?
No. It might be our best bet.
We. Still need one of the bodies.
We could sneak back in. The window's broken, I We're
taking too long, I. Could we just go out?
The. Output or the input or whichever
1 gets us out of here. The door gets us out of here.
What happens? To the What happens to the
bodies that go in there though? There are two.
There are two giant holes, two big receptacles at the end of
the this room. 1 says input, one says output.
What? What What the hell they do?
Well, I'm sure that's why they put the bodies right, Right,
Vivi? Yes, they're where the dead
bodies go. And we don't want to be where
the dead bodies go because they freeze the dead bodies.
And we don't want to freeze that sounds.
Cold. Very.
True. Unless we're corpses.
OK, sorry. All right.
We, I think, I think it's too late for us.
I I do do. I do do.
Doctor Dave is in the room. He could just jump him.
We could get your. Corrflamed and then we could.
We could, we could like set it up so it looks like he banged
his hand real bad. Yes, we could maybe try that.
I I. Think, he said down on the desk.
Hold on, I think I just got a text my.
Phone just said while you're. Hiding shit I forgot to put my
phone on shit and. While you're messing with your
phone, underneath this cadaver table, you can see Doctor Dave
trying to get the lights to turn on with a little remote.
I fucking hate night mode. Why is it I I text Retro Doctor
Dave is in here. We're hiding.
I can't hear what everybody else is saying because they're in
quiet voices and I'm stuck in a locker at the moment.
So I texted the Is the Coast clear?
It smells like expired Axe body spray in here.
I reply dot dot dot no dot dot dot stay hidden, there's four.
Bodies in here and and you watch doctor Dave walk to the middle
of the room and start to turn towards the window that is
smashed and may give you away I. Think it's time?
Yeah, Rush, rush him. Go.
Can. We just distract him.
We could do it. He's nice.
He is nice, Yeah, if we. Oh, I I have.
I still have one of those hoods from the The Brain Dance.
You have a fool's hood. I do.
I'm going.
I knew how much they meant to you, so I took it.
All right. Iona is going to well Doctor
Dave has his back turned and and is facing the window about to
notice going to put it on over his head.
Roll for it. Sorry, this makes me nervous.
It makes me nervous. So roll me something to sneak up
behind him and then roll me something to put a bag over his
head. Now it is a sneak attack, so you
are going to get a bonus to this.
All right, we're going to do. Where did it go?
Because I don't just. Do a regular old stealth.
Damn. Holy shit, yeah you will like
the night Iona. That's a crate 31, like the
night in the dark. Everyone is impressed.
What can you say? Because I crit, I just smooth
like like fog rolling under. A door slipped out from
underneath the cadaver table and his lights go out as the hood
has slipped over his head. Fuck those lights.
Wait, what's what's what's what's?
You. You're OK.
You're OK, Doctor Dave. Huh.
Who's the wait? Huh.
How do you know my name? What's going on?
And he's now spinning around in the room and he can't see.
This is as far as I got, could somebody help me?
I'll just bust out of the the locker, go up behind Doctor Dave
and I'm going to firmly not to hurt kick the back of their
knees. So they fall to their knees and
twist their arm behind their back and try to tape up.
I'm going to try to tape their arms together.
Roll something to do that. Well, I mean, if anything,
that's definitely going to be brawling, right?
Yeah. It is 21.
He rolls a 17. It's not enough and you knock
him down and start to bind his arms together.
He's trying to shake the hood off.
Iona no Who? I, I, I'm not going to tighten
this because I'm, I'm afraid you might strangle yourself, so I'm
just going to hold it down. Yeah, we cannot.
You, you can't be nice to him. We got to get our stuff and get
out of here. The syntax gang doesn't deal
with this. Right, right.
Synapse. Right Synapse, I'm I'm just
going to continue to hold this down so.
Yeah, Boss Synapse, My boss, who is named Synapse.
Yeah, I was. I was thinking maybe to change
it to syntax, but maybe Synapse is better.
It was here. Just use this tape and also tape
it. Around.
Yeah, that's right. We're here to rob you, isn't
that right? Gang member with a Southern
accent. Yeah, it sure is.
Where? Did your accent go, brother?
Shit, I mean, yes Sir, I. Don't.
I don't know what I'm. Doing what I'm doing.
Just use your accent chip, do you?
Have it in your pocket. Talk normally.
Oh, talk, talk normally. Oh, oh, that yeah, damn
straight. Roll Stealth.
What are we doing? You roll a 21 and you convince
this person that you are not Jeb.
And now he's still awake, but he's now struggling, slightly
hog tied and kneeling on the floor in front of Iona while
Retro finishes off the duct tape around their neck.
To keep the hood on Iona you put the hood on backwards so he
can't see through this as Retro so wraps duct tape around his
neck to stop it from turning. OK gang, throw him in a locker.
Yeah, here. Yeah.
Shove him in the same locker I was in.
No. Problem.
I rolled the 10 Doctor Dave falls on you, Retro and you fall
on the table and he's now trying to tackle you.
I need you to roll a brawling check to avoid damage.
This. Isn't going to look good for
Doctor Dave. Got 18 he he hits you for five
damage. Just elbow elbows you in the
stomach. Get off me.
I can fight. I'm going to kick him directly
in the genitals. Nice.
All right, That's a cheap shot. You know what happens when you
get a cheap shot? Get one.
Rock out. No, I have to protect.
These dead people. And you rolled A20 on brawling.
I rolled a four. That is not enough.
And you hit him in the bulls, you hit him in the nads, in the
genitalia area. It is it is it he don't.
You don't break anything. But it definitely hurts this
guy, I feel. Like I, I could have popped a
peanut there, but you know. Popped a peanut is very funny.
Are you going to leave this guy awake?
We're putting him in the locker. Oh, OK.
And then you know what? I'm also going to duct tape his
feet now too. All right, you duct tape his
feet, you put him in a locker, you push him between these lab
coats and you shut it could. Have been a lot easier, but no,
you just had to fight back. The door won't lock.
I'll push Are these beds movable?
Yes, the crate is lighter. Oh yeah, we'll just well for
you. Remember, you're strong.
The table will be a bastard to move is essentially what I'm
getting at because it's bolted to the ground.
Oh. Well, let's see, that's what I
was wondering, if it was bolted the ground or not.
Nope. Then yeah, I'll take a crate and
I'll just wedge it, get underneath the handle or
something, all. Right.
You move the crate right in front of Doctor Dave and he is
now stuck in that locker. You can hear him rattling around
inside sometimes. Sorry boss, this is for the
best. VB says very quietly.
She doesn't say it louder, she just says under her breath.
Phoebe, will you roll me a stealth check please?
Honestly, I don't feel bad about this now after he just elbowed
me in the solar plexus. Honestly, I'm I'm a little, I'm
a little off kilter now. As the dust settles on this
moment and Retro pushes the crate up, you will look over at
the crate and you look back at each other and no one can see
BB. Where's VV I'm.
I'm here, Jeb. You look over to where that
noise comes from and you see sort of a shimmer in the air.
As it starts to refract, you can suddenly see VV.
Oh. Right you the the invisibility
thing. Oh, I'm seeing things.
Yeah, yeah, I I have retro fitted me a cool invisibility
mod. Retro.
Fitted. Was that?
Was that on purpose? Did you hear?
That on purpose. Damn, that's good.
That's good. Yeah, so I have some
invisibility mod that's. Fucking cool.
Damn. Yes, it is very cool, useful for
the future now that we have this.
Yeah, definitely. It's just, it's just like when I
talk, it kind of moves. So it's not like foolproof, it's
not like I. How do you have to stand really
still? Yeah, yeah, I keep we.
Keep getting this warbling effect every time whenever the
vocal vibrations. This is really good.
But but Phoebe, if you made it a contrasting color to the
background and then were like singing karaoke, would your
whole body vibrate like a sound wave?
You know, we could try it. That would be cool, I think.
Is that cool? That's pretty cool.
When was the last time we all went out karaoke?
You know, That's been a minute. When when the van got stolen, we
went to the bar. But does the bar does?
Does the bar have? Karaoke.
I don't know. You run it, you tell me.
I think we used to run it. Used to be every Monday.
It used to be every Monday and you know, we just.
Yeah, Monday nights at karaoke. And then I said, you know,
Thursday. Now it's the day before the you
know, Friday. Monday night at the Bubble
Monday night at the Bubble Cafe is Slam poetry night.
Right. Since yeah, that's why.
They put on on Mondays. Snaps.
Snaps for that. Yes, all right.
Shall we? Should we grab one of these
buddy bodies? Well, we should probably, yes.
We let's take a look now in peace.
No, no disturbances, no distractions.
Let's take a look. All right, there are four bodies
laid out in this room in body bags.
These body bags can have a cryo tank added to the bottom in a
sort of attachment fashion so that it can keep the body cool.
These bodies are the freshest because they are still on the
table. Well, these would be probably
the freshest bodies, the ones out here on the tables.
VB. Yes.
Is there like a category, like a kind of categorizing system that
you all kind of use, maybe on a computer or something?
We do have APC, yes. There's one.
Outside was there not? That was the wool computer for
the dual. Right, there's.
The one on the desk that's right over here.
Yeah, I don't. I don't really do the
categorizing much, but you could probably take a look.
There might be something that can help you do.
You have a password. No.
Your password's no. That sounds like a password I'd
have. No, I don't remember what the
password is. You didn't like put it in your
your agent or whatever. What's a?
What's a password you use you like to use consistently?
Just type that in. Watermelon Bubble gum drop 2537.
Maybe you're going to type it in?
Or should I? Just go ahead and type it.
It's the watermelon is lowercase but the bubble gum is B and then
the LS are two ones. OK, watermelon bubble gum.
You want my number one? OK, does it work?
Roll something. I mean, I I feel like it should
because this is a civil job and they never changed their
passwords except, you know, yearly.
Electronics security tech yes, 31.
It should have been changed by now, but Doctor Dave is lazy and
has not changed it. And you get access to the system
that's listing at the four bodies in this room.
Great. Is there anything on here that
could tell me anything about the bodies?
Other than information about the bodies, for the record, there is
also information on Doctor Dave's last order for a
delivered food that didn't happen, but it is ultimately
very uninterested. There are four bodies in here,
Glenn, Jack Sparrow and John. Let's start with John.
You open up John's file, John. John.
John Doe. No test cavity.
I think John Doe is usually when they like can't identify the
body, so this could be anybody really.
Also, nobody would potentially think missing that's a well.
That's a good point. We'll keep that as a good mark.
Also missing chest cavity. We're going to have to scoop out
the insides anyways, so. Also a good point too.
Some work taken care of, let me check out the 1st.
One Glenn. No, not what?
We need, yeah, we don't need a heart, do we?
We already got one of them. Roll me for each of the bodies.
Roll me a check of some description, medical or
otherwise. Medical is easier to find out
how this will affect Domino because this isn't about finding
the correct body. This is about choosing a bonus
for Domino VV. You rolled a 22 and so after
reading through Glenn's stuff, you recognize that there's a lot
of body mass in his weight and it would give him plus one to
body. OK, this guy seemed a bit more
like Muscular and Massey, so that might be good.
Retro With your 16 you deduced that John Doe's body is missing
a chest. Might be useful for extra flesh
if you need it. Extra flesh.
No, Jeb, you can't have the skin.
Jeb roll resist torture drugs. Oh.
Boy. 16 You resist the urge to eat this human that has no name.
Man, I'm, I'm, I'll be honest, I'm real fucked up.
That's, I mean, detestable. What's going through my head
right now? And yet, is it biology or you
know, is it my upbringing, the choices I made or, or is it not
up to me? It's the drug you took, Jeb.
Yeah, yeah. That's it.
Yep, Yep. I mean, it's not like you're
really, you know, pushing to want to do this kind of stuff,
Jeb. It's not like you carry around a
shaker of 11 herbs and spices to, you know, spice up whatever
flesh you're deciding to eat, right?
I'm going to have I do have them little packet of salt here, but
that's it's normally it's for regular food.
I'm just saying it. You know, the thought had
occurred to me and I don't really like the called me out
like that. Makes me seem even worse.
I wasn't, I wasn't trying to call you out.
I was trying to be more of like a so you're not so bad.
And then you kind of turned it on itself.
So now I look like. Now I feel ashamed.
Well, I just feel like a lot of the, well, a lot of, you know, a
lot of the restaurants around here now to see, they don't,
they don't, they don't provide you with salt.
You have to ask for it. And I don't, I just kind of cuts
a little now. Says Jack.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jeb, you are now hungry for
food. You don't have to eat the the
bodies in here, but you do want something to eat.
But I am hungry. All right, Jeb.
Well, why don't you go and find a snack?
And Retro goes and checks Jack's fire.
Jack's eye, No. No gold.
Bladder all to find out what that means.
I mean, I think it means he don't got a gallbladder.
Retro. You have no idea what this
means. I don't know what a gallbladder
is. Vivi can can do a check to find
out medical tech 23. It will give him plus one to
reflex because he has less mass. Got a whole organ missing.
I mean, gallbladders aren't necessary for day-to-day
functions and you can live a pretty long normal healthy life
without one. It might make him a little bit
faster. It it makes drinking harder.
That's I know. I don't have a gallbladder.
How do you know her? I didn't know that.
I don't. That's Canon now.
It might make him a little faster, so that's good.
Faster, huh? Jeb, are you checking lockers or
a vending machine? Oh no, I'm I'm just trying to,
I'm not really getting my nose in any of these because they
smell too good. Except for that one.
That one over there that smells disgusting.
I don't know what's going on in that locker, but do not open it.
And and Doctor, you can hear Doctor Dave start to panic.
You think he may have soiled himself.
And there's one file left all. Right, let's check Sparrow.
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Why? Why is sand filled lungs
triggering something for me? Retro You rolled a 26 on
education and you see the name, you see the cause of death and
you open up your tile and do a little search in the garden the.
Garden streamer's body has been found Sparrow stuns who
attempted to swim in quicksand and unfortunately his body was
lost for four weeks and CPD 2 second old foul play just too.
Busy. That's awful.
So not this one. OK.
But with your education 26, you realize that Sparrow's skills
are still pretty viable and they get plus one to DEX.
You just have to replace the feet and lungs.
Dexterity sounds good. The issue is is that this was a
a famous garden person. So I'm if it's already been said
about their death, then if you have Domino walking around with
that face, there's going to be issues.
I like this one anyway, The the the one that will give him, you
know, the ability to. Jack.
Yes, the one that oil like reflexes.
Domino could dodge bullets. We want that.
Not the, not the more jacked 1, you know.
Doesn't Domino? Aren't we already going to
install a sand division? Oh.
Very true. So that what increases reflexes?
I mean, can you really live without a gallbladder?
But that's if we want to do an even spread.
You know What's the dumpstep, everyone.
OK. The Dumpstep's got to be feet.
Who needs them, really? I purposely would say let's
cross out Sparrow altogether. We don't need somebody who is
even somewhat famous to be tracked back to Domino I.
Completely agree, It's hard enough having Jeb on the team.
Good boy. Yeah, I like, I like John Doe,
because nobody knows who that is.
However, they apparently don't have any special.
VV rolled a crip failure and as you're saying this, VV leans
back, puts their hand on John Doe's body bag and you hear the
hip crush under her hand. Oh geez, that was an accident.
At least he's dead. Yeah.
God. I'm sorry, John Doe.
He's not. Going to reply because you know
he's dead. Just just making sure though,
triple check in you know? Baby, I thought you're a medical
professional. You got to be more careful.
Yeah. He ain't going dancing anytime
soon now. OK, maybe we don't do John Doe I
I do like the idea of the anonymity, but I vote the Massey
boy. Massey Boy.
The big guy. Yes, yes.
The big guy. Massive boy, yes.
I vote mass over fast. Mass over fast.
Big and lumbering. Yes.
Look and take a hit. That's my vote, but if anybody
else has a vote all. Right.
So, so one for this guy Glenn. Glenn One. 5 You're right, I
changed my vote. I vote Glenn.
Glenn. That's two votes for Glenn.
Glenn's the big boy are. You voting for Glenn as well,
Jim? Is Glenn the big boy?
Yes. Well then, yeah, I like, I like
me a big boy. That's three for Glenn Retro.
Do you? Do you want to vote
ceremoniously? I mean, does my vote even
matter? No.
Technically. Genuinely no.
I could also however take my
shotgun and shoot Glenn so that way that body is not possible to
be used anymore. Unless you try and convince
everyone the votes haven't closed yet.
Ha ha, the. Polls are not closed.
That's the one I don't do. I don't know.
All right, but you're, you're all scooping them out.
I I won't be but but thank you. Phoebe, you see, You see Glenn's
body where it's referenced on the computer.
It's just over here on the West side of the room.
Oh, OK, he's right over there. And you go over to the body,
open it up, and you notice that he's missing his right arm and
he has massive head trauma. Cool.
OK. You're still going to be able to
use it, you're just going to have to borrow some parts from
some of the other bodies. Oh.
Boy, oh man, you know, I in college, they had us read.
I took an English literature class.
I had to read Mary Shelley's Frankenstein and tonight I take
some of that and apply it here. You're making your own
Frankenstein. We are going to have to assemble
some pieces together. OK, you know.
OK guys, I have to say something.
I've secretly always wanted to do this.
So. Bebe.
This is my moment to put together the perfect life form.
Oh my gosh, Bebe, please, I need you to take a step down, off,
off of whatever platform you are you are heading onto because you
you're flying a little too close to the sun.
This is it. Oh, the Lightning 0.
Yes. Yes.
Was that not funny? Iona, I'm really sorry you're
giving me the look of that. You're just bleeding into her.
The illusions of grandeur, please.
All right. I mean, I'm all for it.
I've always also wanted to retro build a Frankenstein.
Go to John Doe. Oh, right.
Can you can you unzip and take a look at his arms?
Definitely can't take his hip, so sure.
Where's John Doe? He's the He's one of the few
that isn't bleeding on the floor like the other two.
Can I explore while they're chopping up bodies?
Absolutely. I heard they were vending
machines and I'm feeling a little.
Peckish. All right, so Phoebe, you head
over to a little station in one of the lockers to wash your
hands and do your basic medical thing, and Iona heads to the
hallway Outside. You're staring at a vending
machine. I'm very tired and I'm very
hungry. I forgot that we were going to
be doing this in the middle of the night, so I didn't pack
anything. What's in the vending machine?
The vending machine I've made an automatic table for, so all you
have to do is roll me AD 63 on offer today. 1 bottle.
Of hand sanitizer, cryo. Pack holographic memorial kit.
People stale so it's on sale. What is the cryo pack?
The cryo pack is the attachment for the body bag to keep the
body stable in transit. Oh.
Why would they need to buy their own supplies?
Because this is Night City and a horrible dystopian future.
Awful. I'm I'm just going to, can I
roll for all of all three of the vending machines I see before
me? Yes, roll me another 2D6.
Wham bam, about a six and a four.
You did roll. A6.
Wham I? Did so the first one has on
offer today. Recycled letty gel Holographic
memorial kit. Collectible black Bitcoin cryo
pack on offer today. Glow sticks neutral based
worrying it's expired on offer today. 1 bottle of hand
sanitizer. 1 bottle of hand sanitizer. 1 bottle of hand
sanitizer. I'm so glad there's so much hand
sanitizer. I should stock up and I'm what?
What is a memorial chip? A.
Memorial chip is a holographic static hologram you can get of
the deceased to remember them by and it can record something they
said if you have that as well. This might come in handy.
I will. I'll grab one of those.
I don't want to, but I will grab an expired nutrapace and a
bottle of hand sanitizer. How much nutri paste do you buy?
Because there's two. I'm just doing 1.
I don't cook that much. I can't put that much expired
product inside my body. So you grab the Nutri paste.
It is your favorite flavour. Bland.
The hand sanitizer bottle, the Nutri paste and the holographic
memorial chip. Come to 225 Eddies.
Great. Back in the morgue, OK.
As you're looking down at the body, roll me a check to see if
you can work out what parts are salvageable.
OK. 27 The head that John has is very salvageable.
It's big enough to fit the brain that you got the arms, however,
because there's no chest cavity, and when I say no chest cavity,
I don't think the computer really expressed what that
means. I mean there is nothing from
just below the armpit to the hips.
There is literally nothing there.
Oh so he's a 2 parter? Yes.
Oh, I don't. I don't think that body was
viable anyway. Vivi, I think you're good.
OK, all right, forget that one. Go check check the other one.
I mean, I could still use parts that we need, like the head.
The feet is what we're also missing.
This one isn't missing feet. I don't.
This one's just missing an arm and a head.
Well it's got 2 arms and a head, it's just missing titties down
to treasure trail. No.
Which arm does it? Which arm do you need, the left
or the right? We don't want to give them like
two of the same one, right? No, no, we're that's an amateur
mistake retro. We would never just just check
the other body all. Right.
I'll go check Jack. Yeah.
Roll for it. Same.
All right, same roll. It's gonna say the exact same
thing. 32 Nice, yes, as you're looking over Jack's body, you
notice he is missing an eye. But he's missing an eye because
the eye was stolen was pulled out of his face post mortem.
You can tell by the way that the cyberpunk eye socket is
positioned. He's missing his left hand and
again there is a scar on his abdomen where his gallbladder
was removed. OK.
So the gallbladder was removed before that.
So he's missing his left hand and and Glenn.
Which arm is Glen missing? Roll me a medical check so you
don't mess this up. Oh boy, he's.
Missing his He's missing his left arm.
No. He's missing his left arm VB.
He's he's missing his left arm, OK.
You're facing. It's the arm on the left.
Just put your hands up.
Does it make an L? So we need he's missing his
left, so we need left. Well, this one's also missing
the left hand. Wait, so what's left?
OK, so that's that's not going to work.
I'm going to groan just how good that was, Jeff.
That was very. Good.
OK, we should. And then his.
You said his head was messed up. That their eye is missing.
But here's the question, do we already have cyber eye stuff for
them already or should we just take the head of WE?
Do we do already have that stuff?
Yes. Yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That, that that's easier to get. That's.
All the cyberware stuff, yeah, we got that.
So we take the head of Jack. The head of Jack.
The arm of John. The arm of John.
This sounds like some sort of ritual.
Head of Jack, arm of John put them together.
What do you get? And then it's on.
I did a rhyme. Yes, was.
There anything else that was missing?
No, there's nothing else missing, but what else could we
add to it for a little extra? Let's just see if there's any
other useful parts we can add. To this body if maybe we maybe
we take the AB musculature of Sparrow because I'm sure they
probably have like at least a six pack.
This this one's pretty beefy. Yeah, Glenn's really strong.
He's missing a heart, but you have a heart, so it doesn't
matter. Now when we say like Glenn's
beefy, like be strong man beefy or a strong man like.
His dead body will be able to support the two extra arms that
you want to install. It is the beefiest of all of
them. He is the big boy.
No, I know, but I'm I'm asking like is it is it like big like
big muscle man or is it like dock worker big beefy?
He is kind of rugby dude. Huge.
Oh. Alright, alright, this is good.
This is good, alright. If you want to check the
lockers, roll AD 6. Otherwise, roll a medical check
to start cutting these bodies up.
You know what? Let's just get to work.
It's time. I'm I'm I'm gonna check the the
lockers. Cool.
While he's doing that, check the lockers.
For each side you can roll 3D6. Sorry.
For the West side you can roll 3D6.
For the east side you can roll 2D6 because there's a guy in one
of them. Individually.
No in total for the whole row 9. Roll me a medical check there
BB. Yes.
A. Medical check 21 Yes BB You go
around the room and you surgically remove the parts that
you need from those bodies, taking the incorrect arm and
bringing it over to the body, the head.
As you remove Glen's head, carefully disconnecting the
vertebrae, you start stitching them up and as you as you go to
do this, you notice you have the wrong arm.
You're going to have to roll another medical check to get the
right arm from John. Shit.
But not the right arm. The left arm, yeah.
No, it doesn't matter. Look.
This is a rookie mistake. You should have done the L thing
with your fingers. I did all right.
One moment, just. You go over to John's body and
as you go to cut it open, you cut into a a pressurized tube on
one of his pieces of cyberware that snakes through his shoulder
and it spurts green fluid all over you.
It's hydraulic fluid. Oh God.
Oh. I watch station.
Yes, yes, please.
It's a good thing that Sparrow's got 2 arms.
Holy shit, Phoebe. I'm just a little nervous, OK?
I'm sorry. It's.
My first time building a. Body.
Do you want a hand? Iona, you walk into the room
watching VV get covered in hydraulic fluid from a dead
body. Oh, and and that's why I did not
want to be in here. Yes, well the surgery is still
underway. Iona, you may want to sit in the
corner to. Observe.
Observe my. Specimen.
I I don't want to observe your specimen VV I I'd rather sit in
the waiting room, but this is. This is a scientific project.
We're not in an operating theatre.
You look at Phoebe, she's got surgical gloves on.
She's got like a huge green spatter streak across her right
side. This is this is science, Ayona.
You don't want to witness science and history being made.
Science. All right, fine, you can wait in
the waiting room. We're just having a small.
Pick up. It's an ARM problem.
It's an opportunity. But we have plenty of arms to
spare. So what?
What? We have one arm to spare.
What do you mean you're having an arm problem?
Don't worry about it. OK, I got a crazy idea.
Hear me out. All right doc, if we need to use
another right hand, what if we just take the thumb and and take
it off and then put it on the other side?
Well, there's still one right arm.
If if they crip fail again, we'll have to do that.
All right, I'm just saying we don't need.
Brandy, we need everybody. Relax and just let me
concentrate one more time. I'm.
Rolling. As as Phoebe gets more fervent,
you swear you can hear like organ music for no reason.
Please put that in the background.
Roll me a medical check, roll me surgery if you can.
Yes, please. OK. 16 Yes, you pull the correct
arm off Sparrow and attach it to Glenn's body, or rather put it
in the bag. You have all the parts of all
the human body parts you need to make yourself a full on
dominant. All right now if you all would
like to sit and observe while I begin work on very carefully
crafting these pieces together to make sure the domino has the
perfect body ready. Phoebe not to kill the vibe, but
like most of the parts are at the bar.
You're right, this could wait. We don't have to stitch
everything together now. So, so with that, we should grab
some of this equipment so I can get everything ready and we
should head to the bar. Next time on no latency.
The last pieces are here. Several, unfortunately.
So we just need to get one gig of Joule of energy really.
We get a bunch of hamsters or. Storm.
Should be able to in a storm. How are we supposed to
deactivate or or redirect the energy?
Set up some explosives and Bing bang kaboom it's.
Still very dangerous. What's your insurance like?
I appreciate you at least hearing me out.
So what's the plan? Flying.
I mean, like, I'm not especially good at flying stuff, you
understand? We can do this from the top down
or we can do it from the bottom up.
And then blow it up. I occasionally glance over to
see how the rest of them are doing as I work on my specimen.
I thought we weren't blowing it up.
I thought we were just hitting the emergency shut off.
That's emergency Plan C. If you don't mind, I'm going to
hang up now because I'm very busy.
Let's put Operation Raincoat into effect.
Everybody hold on to their butts.
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