Last time, I know latency Iona you're going in invited into the
basement. So no, you're with me, it's
sores, you've got the laser cutter.
We're gonna be cutting through the sewer to the basement fault.
Go get Reeves and make sure his watches synchronized with ours.
Hey, listen Raves, how'd you like to make 50 80s?
Well, I hope I'm confident enough to do that.
Good luck. Takes only have to do is be your
bodyguard. Yes, exactly.
That's what I'll do. Perfect.
Look intimidating. No, no, we gotta wait for
movement in the water. I'm staying.
What is that? Aram a weakened?
We can kill that thing, right? Just to do this, right?
I don't know, but we can try and I'm a drive Vanna White directly
at it. You're what punch it into fourth
gear. It's not usually how you get a
car started moving but Your old a 14.
That's not bad it. The alligator Beast Square in
the face with the middle of Vanna White.
You hear the front, great Havana wife dent on the nose of this
Beast as it owns and flips over can start to roll over it for D6
damage. We did I just flip Vanna White.
No, you flip the Beast? Oh thank God.
It kind of went back on itself and you drove over it as it was
upside down Screech. I'm sorry, Morty. 18 damage,
nice Jeb sticks out his head and goes Croc.
Do you later so that does mental damage a total of five damage
but your blade its armor by 3. Ripping off a piece of its
chest. You can see there's exposed
pieces of its body. It rolls over goes over to the
piece on the ground and it looks at you jet for a moment you like
Ides was the Beast, it's sniffs turns to the Piece of Flesh that
come off its own body and starts to eat it.
There are, I'm sorry I messed up last time cocks gun back.
See you later. Alligator and then I shoot.
It point blank in the between its eyeballs in between his
eyeballs in between its eyeballs.
You can see the flash on its chest up to heal as it eats the
piece of its own flesh on the ground.
But as it's absorbing that energy, your A bullet hits it
and it does so much damage. There's nine damage you said you
were hit in the head around like Just still, that's things.
Still kicking out my shoot again.
Do it. You hit it again.
Almost Square on the same Bullet Hole.
Damn, this thing ain't stopping. I won't back away from and it's
now it's turn. Oh shit.
Jeb Romy and Athletics track 14. Yeah.
You stayed on top of the vehicle, so it spits at you and
the glob. Spit goes sailing past, your
left ear and sticks to the back wall and you hear it Sizzle.
It starts to break down the brick wall behind you.
Chase balls that I never seen, no crocodile do anything like
that before and it attacks again again.
Missing you this time blasting past your right ear and it
sticks against the back wall. Again, you hear more sizzling
here the dick room. He gonna do any more for
something to unbuckle my safety belt, because I made sure I was
a safe driver before I get The alligator.
Then I'm looking Vanna White, we still have any of those chemical
cleaners left over from when we raided The Strangers cabin, you
have two left, two bottles, okay?
I'm going to take one of the bottles.
I'm gonna open it up and I'm gonna Splash it in the
alligators eyes. It sounds good with that.
Be springy. Blinding.
This steamy blinding this. Yes, excellent stack.
I'm just opening the bottle, and I'm just like, kind of running
up and like doing a swipe trying to like drop all the liquid that
I can out of it, all right? I mean, but I'd be Athletics.
Yeah, what was that? That was the creature,
resisting, the torture of being here.
Having it poured, all over them. Nice to do it.
You throw the thing on its head after it's empty, but it's sort
of blinks it away. And since it's been living in
this disgusting, effluent for quite a long time, it shakes off
the chemicals and continues moving towards you.
Well, Chemicals in a bad idea. Really?
What this the Vanna White got any spare tanks of gas?
Yeah, I'm all for it. Okay.
What am I rolling? Just be done.
Yeah. Roll me.
Yeah, you have one. It's helpful.
We have one half full well toss it out.
The Beast. As soon as I can get my fighter
flight back into motion. Wolves.
Make sure and do that. All right, the moment I'm a
little scared stuff. I will then I'll throw you shoot
it and I throw it. Give me an Athletics.
Check Death, he hit it. Only a quarter of it, pulls out
onto the face down. The rest is just next week and
I'm scared. Remy, I sit damn it.
Really think you hit it 33 damage.
Very good. There's a fireball that appears
around the beast in the, in the water and it just set it alight.
You can hear it scream. Me and Jeb, you smell bacon.
Real shit, Remy. I think you may have you may
have vanquished the Beast and perhaps even made ourselves a
little snack, didn't we not give a little hole nudge ribs of the
Beast bust out of his side and separate from the body sitting
on the ground, their sizzling softly, and the smell Tyson's,
you roll resist torture drugs. You really want to eat that?
Well, Ram it, I can't be the only ones think of that does
smell delicious, Remy while on fire and it will get a
disadvantage to this. It goes to Claw at you and this
is terribly and as it does, its arm clicks, open and goes past
its elbow. And now it's right crore is
broken, you can hear it's great bullet and fire.
So when it does that can't clot me and I fall on my butt and it
just And of lands right in between my legs.
Yes. This and just scooch back on my
butt away and it's still on fire.
It goes to attack you again and this is, I'm just gonna scoot
away while trying to kick it and it's not as it's coming at me.
I'm gonna wait for it mouth to open up wide another war Roar.
And then I'm going to pull the same move that I pulled with
Steve and just shove my rifle in there and just let loose while
the to see you at this rate. It's inside you do ye your route
46 damage. That's a lot of damage.
Its tail actually blows off the back of it and it's just flesh
sitting on the ground The Blood starts to seep into the Water.
And finally, the breathing and heaving of the Beast is gone
replaced with the dripping noise of the sewer and the remaining
Sizzle on the wall behind. Jeb will real me, you know, what
they say you do you fuck the Gators?
home and you know you returned about, are you eating short,
ribs, alligator short ribs, its delicacy in some area And Jeb,
you gain a bonus to HP, two points above your regular for
now you have fun with just snack, turn my tile on.
I was hoping praying that while in the middle of fighting the
beacon didn't go off. And we head on upstairs back to
the mansion where I owner and Sano are standing outside, the
elevator with a few other patrons The Collector himself
and the receptionist Good evening, everyone.
Welcome in. Thank you for coming to lovely
to see you. It got so silent over here.
So silent nodes and the nameless ones over here and you are from
biotechnical, I understand. Yes, all right.
Well, The rest, he Taps the table with his finger.
You can hear it, click click click, and the receptionist
desk. Now's the Time, she nods, which
is a button on her console and the door behind her opens, the
seam in the wall suddenly appearing in there is an opulent
elevator which I owner. Do you recognize everybody
inside, please walk inside, you guys head on inside to the
elevator and it begins to take you down.
Words, got some treats, this The evening, The Collector is
standing there with his bodyguard that stands behind him
as it descends has, everyone them made their kids upstairs as
well. Arnaud.
So does The Silent One. The nameless ones.
We bid on some objects. The turbo was very interesting.
What did you all better? I prefer to keep my birds close
to my chest, that's not after my own heart and the elevator
reaches the bottom, and the doors open.
And there in front of you is a long Corridor.
And at the end, the giant vault door, you all walk down the
corridor. All right everyone welcome to
the midnight Market. New places is Cool, cool, cool,
cool. Cool, just checking my car.
I seem to have set off the alarm.
Oh dear. How how dare you Martin and I'm
so sorry everyone. This is incredibly embarrassing.
I am right, ha ha. If I push it here, this button
doesn't work out. There we go.
Martin, you don't have to cut it to come back here.
Come here, sit down. Sit down, that's ridiculous.
There are no chairs here, get back up.
So this is incredibly embarrassing I'm so sorry.
It was that your car and you know it's the Securities I
touched the wrong. It's very embarrassing.
I'm sorry. I see we we fixed it.
We turned it off Martin. Thank you for checking on that.
I'm terribly. Sorry while this is happening.
Can I can iI everybody that's down here?
Yes. To see if anyone's extra
suspicious not because of the alarm mode distant chatter, Jeff
jump, all right, cool, P perception.
Absolutely. 15 good mr. Silent is interesting.
They wear a metal piece around the bottom of their mouth that
has their jaw bolted. Shut.
The nameless ones are twins, but they look uncannily like each
other and they seemed really rich like, Corporal, Rich.
It's strange. The twins would look uncannily
like each other. They are twins.
No, no uncannily like each other, like you cannot tell the
difference is that all that's here or there.
Oh, there's The Collector and his guard Martin, mmm, The
Collector you notice. His arm has a few subtle lines
on it and you recognize those as the attachment area for some
kind of heavy weapon and it's and there's the same on his leg,
but no one else is here. Now, just you guys.
Interesting. Okay, I'll take note of all that
as everything gets. So let's try this again, shall
we? Open sesame, and the door in the
most overly engineered way, because it had to be rebuilt.
And there was an explosion in here, big arm comes out clicks
into the middle, holes It Forward turns, and it rolls
sideways like a vault door and there in front of you, a three
objects and a Podium and The Collector walks in stands behind
the podium wraps. His tiny little Hammer.
Okay, here are our most expensive items for the Evening.
As part of the midnight Market first we have an even rarer
turbo. The Dragon Force Turbo gives
your vehicle, the driest voice. It's very, very good on the
other side. I have course have as part of
the Poetry collection for this evening, the sixth ever first
folio by William Shakespeare and a true peace.
Of night, City history. One of the vending machines
allegedly used to hold the mysterious fixed Domina.
Because if you don't know, Tom and I was in a, I don't tell
anyone, it's a massive secret is worth a lot of money.
I think one of 12 are exclusive. Do we have any questions?
Head-shaking might have a few minutes down here.
Please prove Peruzzi objects bed, just like you would up.
Stairs. And no touchy-touchy.
All right, is he continuing to stay down here?
Yes, but he's now going. He's going to go off and talk to
the name of this one's for a moment.
Okay, and is Martin washing, he's just standing at the door,
okay? I am going to look at the turbo
first. And I'm going to put in a bed, I
will skip over the Shakespeare, just giving it an i and I will
move over to the vending machine and give that a bid.
Do we know what? It's what it is valued at role.
Local expert cat? Yes.
You know that thing is worth about 40 to 50,000 Eddie's.
And I've placed my bread and I tap my other heel to my ankle
and release risky from Maya. As my anklet, he crawls down my
shoe and up the leg of the vending machine.
In and underneath my stylist, check needed it to do.
While this is happening. Can I also be talking to Martin?
Yes, for extra distraction. True that will give Iona you get
plus 2 because of risky and plus 1 because of Santa.
Okay? So 15 that passes what are you
saying to Martin? Sauna I'll walk up to him and
say I have you been in the security business long.
I have just recently entered it myself.
As if I kick your not unless you put any Guitar Room you know I
mean I have heard that the collector likes me.
I'm like a good cup of tea apparently that's good.
He seems a little eccentric but it was not in my job
description, get be honest. Mate, not super hot.
Super happy about being a guy makes tea, when you know, got a
gun on a blow things up, but we gonna do well, if you get paid
well enough, The end of the day, you don't need to use the car
that's really profound. Lotta hope, I don't think it is,
but you're welcome to think that.
Well, not paid to think. I took two things, may take.
So very apparent. They're your parents, just
continue to chat about security and Keeping protecting things
and stuff like that, right? Well, everyone seems to have
made that bids. Does anyone have any more
questions or I've seen all I need to see excellent.
I love an efficient sale. Good.
We will announce all of the winners personally within the
next 15 minutes. If you wouldn't mind, get the
fuck out of my fault. I checked my watch.
What time is it? It is 12 12 and the winners are
announced upstairs. Yep.
In 10 minutes or 10, 15 minutes. Okay?
Okay. Little collected two one.
Yeah. Hey, welcome back down.
Do on. Yeah.
Look at that to know what.
It is perfect. So yeah, perfect.
But what if I accidentally win the machine into the elevator?
As you rise to the top, you will exit Sano Romeo, perception
check or boil boy. Oh no cool.
And for reasons that you have no idea.
Why you are now missing 800 Eddie's.
I am. Hmm it's electronic those isn't
it doesn't mean it can't be stolen.
Oh no. You have not noticed this.
But you are now down 800 Eddie's.
All right. That makes me a bit mad, but
also scared that there are some things happening right now, that
I don't know about, is there a way to view outside to make sure
our fireworks are in place. Do you want to look out the
window? Yes, window is look out.
I just look out the window. Is there, a Madman study of side
with them? It's a fire.
I rolled a one. He has no here yet.
No, I was hoping he'd be out there with glow sticks.
I mean if I'd rolled something decent yet but I wrote a one we
cut to Reeves who's just like in a van like talking to some other
like so anyway, Tell him like y'all shoot off fireworks like,
450 Eddie's, bro. I spin for that much, man.
That sounds like a really good deal, bro.
Why? I like we should have got ya.
Oh, you should have got me on that.
Actually use it to get. He's like, what are we supposed
to do that? So I what dude like like like
look I can help out with that. Like you know, we drive over
there we could shoot the fireworks off, you know, spend a
couple of those six, kicking some tunes you know.
Yeah. So like what is that like
tomorrow ever could back to Sano who's deeply Disturbed at nobody
being outside Iona we might need to make a different noise What
do you mean, fireworks? Distraction is not arrived.
And this is 15 minutes until you know what?
Well, there is the Cadillac. Yes, this is a Cadillac here,
what's that? It's the front is the front.
Half of a Cadillac. Is there anything around this
Lake like a fire on the elevator alarm?
Yeah. Roll roll perception.
Okay. Don't suck this time.
Oh, do you find it pretty good. And what's more is you remember
how The Collector messed up and how to set it off because he put
in the wrong number and you saw what number you put in and you
know that that sets off. So you now know how to turn on
the alarm. I'll look to the elevator keys
and I will remember that is set off an alarm and how loud it
was. And I'll say I think I have a
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Microwave isn't working can you talk to it?
What will these to get up to next?
I don't know why you keep sticking your finger in that
part. That's not a bowling ball.
Oh God. Oh shit.
It's time job. It's time.
Is there a jiffy? I'll get it.
Put the alligator down. Come on.
It's time to work. No, don't you got another pipe?
Put it out. Come on, let's go.
Come on. Oh sure, we do around here,
right? You gain another to Temporary HP
point. Just gonna start line it up with
the beacon and it's here. All right, get the laser throw
me a row. Me a perception.
Check with all concentration up to you for substance better.
Yeah, you line it up so I got laser targeting on it.
You guys just get it all in. All right, so houses.
How long is this thing gonna be? I mean we got what seven minutes
left. It's going to take five minutes.
All right. Well, we better hurry up then.
Yeah. Well, we'll quit talking and
start cranking. Let's go.
I'm Greg. And I'm breaking Remy.
I'm praying and the laser starts up and you start to crank it.
Is this a hand? Yes, yeah.
Is it saved on power? Oh, I see.
I see. I thought we could only had a
certain amount of like a parts. I could do all the power is
going to laser and for the Sonic actuators.
So we got a, we got a hand, crank it in writing, I'm
cranking, just go, just go. I'm monitoring the levels at the
moment. I will send a message to Iona
through the my tile. That just a quick message of
Start just start cranking one out.
No it's tired. Your message bounces.
Fuck. All right.
I hope that they hope I hope that they know that we're doing
it on time. Keep cranking.
Come on. You're not gonna get me out, get
if you don't you crank it. I'm cranky.
Yeah, I'll go and get another PC alligator and I'm gonna just put
in front of you, like a, like a carrot and like come on, come
on. I but can I have it though?
Once we're done? When you head over to the
alligator, one of its arms reanimates grabs, you by the
foot and pulls you to the ground.
Fuck God damn it, throw me an Athletics, check to avoid
falling. Oh yeah, you dodge that arm
perfectly Lee, can I dodged it or at the same time?
Take my knife out. That's is Trevor and stabbed it
multiple times. Yes, you can.
You break the knife enough. Fuck, I'm getting back away from
the, I'll get her. Just now, your thumb have the
handle. This is Trevor, but the blade is
stuck in the arm, and it's now stuck in the ground and
wriggling around. Right, come from, where are you?
Okay. Yeah, I'm come back.
You come back. Jim, how far are we done your
about setup Center? Okay, what anything else I can,
can I use my demolitions to Possibly speed us along chill,
go for it. All right, you can improve the
speed and it will keep you on time.
But tell me how you do it. What I'm going to do is is that
the same time as use cranking and the laser is going off, I'm
gone back to Vanna White and I've grabbed a crowbar and I'm
just chipping away at the same time, so I'm chipping away any
extra block and clearing it away.
Making sure it's a clean areas that way.
Nobody gets hurt. You know, nobody slips out of
brick and just You know, doing all right, cool, it gets closer
and closer to finishing the circle, and it's almost done.
Now, you have a choice, you can crank it at the right point to
make it fall down. There's a really good chance
you're going to destroy the laser machine because it's going
to get crushed or oh. Okay?
Or, or you could chip away at the bit?
That's left over and hope. It doesn't hurt you laser laser.
Do it. All right.
So you got the laser primed? I got to check the time.
Yeah, time check 12:28 and we cut upstairs.
Ho proves got that fireworks, right?
Cut the ribs. I rolled another one.
Reeves is not ready. Breeze is hanging out with his
friend. Kyle.
What, what time is it says that 1228?
Hey, hey Reeves, I just have something you want to go and
check out that that midnight showing down there at the
hollow, thither midnight, Midnight shit.
Oh shit, I was meant to oh no. Guess not making 50 Eddie's Dad
wouldn't go to the challah Theater.
Now, let's go. Oh yeah, that's a cool idea.
Yeah, I love Sam. Cool.
Let's go. I don't know, you know what,
let's go see a theater show. Maybe like a midnight showing or
something. Yeah.
Is there anyone I have no idea. What's gonna see.
All right. Bye.
Yeah. I mean like ghosts wherever he's
going. He does not show up to midnight
Market are old ones twice. Oh dear.
Now, Sano you have two minutes. Great.
Wait let me just clarify. What's he going to a midnight
showing of a plague he's dumb as fuck so he'll try his like one
that'd be great. Okay great I am by the keypad
but not suspiciously by like 10 ish feet away was kind of
standing by watching and a whisper To Vandal and Iona.
Okay? I know how to make the alarm set
off, but I'm gonna need people to have.
I need some sort of distraction so it doesn't look like I'm just
entering a keypad in here for no apparent reason.
Okay, what you want us to do? How many guards are in this?
The main room here, upstairs there are full.
Damn gosh, I don't know, maybe make some sort of Seen an
argument or some sort of announcement or some sort of
Iona. Hmm, publicly fire me.
All right, is that unless you have a better idea?
I said. All right.
I think that's the best we're going to have but we have one
minute. So you must do it now.
All right. Wendell, could you come here?
Yes. Can you tell me why my bank
account is missing a thousand? Eddie's right now?
No, this withdraw was not authorized.
Now, are you, are you taking money from the biotechnical
account? No, no, I would never you would
never. You would never show me a
receipt. Open your tile right now.
They open their tile and show it to you.
And there on the screen, is a fake transaction that they've
tucked in. When do I cannot Not you knew
what you knew that this had happened before and I told you
that this would be the end of your line at Bayou Technica.
If you were to ever even smell of doing something like this.
So you are going to have to get your ass out of here right now.
Because I am going to call the police if you do not.
I understand I'm, I'm I'm so sorry and especially for it to
happen in such a public place, and there's a small crowd,
looking around you, and the nameless one goes.
That's how you deal with the hell, honestly.
Well done, I love this. Go on.
Go away. Riff Raff.
The young people are the worst go away.
Good it awful. Terrible.
It is it is so hard to find. Good help these days.
It's almost like they don't even vet our assistants anymore.
I know and The Collector comes over and goes.
If you think that's bad I used to hire the steeds.
Oh I remember I was here. One time awful.
You just can't get that good quickly back away.
I wait for like two seconds before it hits up to the time.
And then do do do, do do do quickly established as I can
type it in the I'm goes off. Oh no, this is all.
I thought I'd turn this off. I'm so sorry everyone.
I bet you it's your assistance phone and you see that the
collector Winks at you are. It's always their fault, isn't
it? What's going on?
Sano? Do you slip into the your
position behind Iona? Yes.
Will you wrong me? A dance roll.
Please a dance role in the left column.
Well, it's about the smoothness of the move.
Whether you smoothly kind of just reappear behind them these
down. You can do stealth or dance.
I love the idea of those. Okay.
I never thought to put it a point to dance.
I know I'd rather just because it's high society and there's
like I would say I'm not dancing toward Iota.
Okay. What do you mean?
You're not dancing towards me. Yeah you wrote you rather 17.
You're great. Everything's fine.
Whoo and Dallas now walking out of the building and they have
left. Okay I think we should leave
too. Yes, I need to wait on the
beach. Kids and at this moment, Remy
Rami a demolition roll. Please!
Oh no, it's 12:30 Remy do it you'll watch goes off and it
cuts. The last piece is this crash as
this big thick piece of cement Falls lands on your laser
machine. Crushing it in entirely, there's
Sparks a little bits. Go every other hand crank flies
off risky. The little spider robot, climbs
out of the underneath of the vending.
That is now sitting in front of you and climbs onto Remy's
shoulder and does a little jumpy up and down dance.
Japanese to have to like cuddle, cuddle to the side of the TV.
Jazz. Good enough job, get it off, get
it off, get it off, me laughter. All right, stay cool.
Stay cool Ramis tikku. All right.
See look look, I'm sure I own a loves this little Gap.
Just like I love you, don't do not girl, that's right.
Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna give a little
scratchy under the neck. She loves that can't deal
spiders. And there in front of you is the
vending machine and up above you, you can see into the Vault,
there's the Dragon Force Turbo on the left which jab, you
recognize as a really cool piece of Kit and there's a book in a
box but you can't tell what it is.
Wait a minute. That Remy.
I'm sorry, I got Roman boost me up there.
We don't have time for the most me up there.
I'll be in and out. All right, fine.
You know what? I drive.
Not have been a white over the spot.
No, I don't need it up. Anyways, I forgot about six
quatre. Here's grapple, gut GM, by the
way, as Jeff is doing this. I am loading up the damper near
me. Again, I will lose you by a fair
enough. That's very Romeo.
Just throw me a either a basic Tech or an Athletics.
Check Depending on how you do it, grab look for sure.
Okay. What a broader for you easily?
Get into back of the van. It's pretty heavy.
So you can't reach top speed while it's in the van, but you
can move at a normal rate. Okay.
I'm awake. 2 minutes. Jab.
All right, set the Casio watch, Rudy and three, two, one.
There we go. Alright, be back.
Good girl. Me an Athletics track, so I know
you didn't mess it up. Yeah, you did that easy right?
You're in the room, bro. Me a stealth roll 1700.
Just so what you notice is you come into the room.
Is that because the alarm has gone off to turrets, have
descended from the roof, and they haven't seen you yet.
But if you want to grab the tie about, you're going to have to
roll another stealth check. All right here and out in and
out and I am. Oh yeah.
So there's a the turrets are ahead of me, and the Turbo is
kind of off to the left. Now, if I could just roll over
these boxes and crawl underneath the table here.
And if I could just reach up at Camp, I got an idea as the trip
kind of like I imagine that like sprinklers, right?
This really Yeah, that's kind of the room.
Just like, the one in the biotechnical place.
Yeah. And as it kind of like, it's
that last point and kind of gives a little like sound.
I just kick the table that it's on, and it kind of like rolls
off the table and onto my onto my chest, as I lay down
underneath the table and I scooch back on my along the
ground, just sliding backwards on my back, onto the whole.
And as I fall down, I grab the grappling gun.
Just lower myself all the way down to the bottom of the sewer
detach the grapple gun and go 92 minutes.
Not bad. Huh.
Go from an athletic check for your Landing.
You drop the typo in the water and you slightly sprained your
ankle causing to damage. Oh yeah.
Do ya hate Ramey? You gotta the turbos fine.
It's just wet room. You got the data, you got a
gator bite night. I asked for, but you did say, I
can have it. I don't have to get her meat
that big try to kill me again, but I will offer you my
handkerchief to wipe down the turbo though.
You know, thank you. Now what we should all?
Leave that whole there or yeah, we're out.
All right. Fourth gear, why?
No? I'm drap?
Are you leaving just everything that you got crushed?
There's enough to take right. Like, that's your decision.
Yours is a little DM. Smile is making me
uncomfortable, or am I just throwing a red herring?
I wonder if you'll be able to work that out.
Probably not, but we're out of there.
All right. Jeb you driving.
Oh yeah, cool, Romeo driving check.
And then we'll head upstairs now.
See, Ramey. First thing you gotta you gotta
learn about driving, is that you first shift into first gear, let
s let 3rd van for. You managed to escape this big
round corner, do a slide into an area which you definitely should
not be able to and it gives you a little bit of a boost in your
arrival time. Do your exit point on the other
side of the sewer. Whoa.
Ooh, she says Lord we just launched our catching some air.
When going out the gray Freeze Frame.
What will those boys get up to next time.
And as you drive through the sewers with your vending machine
in tow, we cut back too. The Collector Mansion where Iona
and Sano are standing and vendor has no left.
Ladies and gentlemen, everybody days and them's and all
representation. Thank you for coming to the
midnight Market. I'm sorry about the alarm.
I just managed to turn it off. Apologies for that.
You should receive your information of whether you one.
If you did not win, you will receive no message as per usual.
We'll see you at the next one. Deliveries can begin in the next
half hour, or we can have it sent to you.
Thank you so much. Just tell the receptionist what
you need and get out of my house before one fan.
Thank you and The Collector. Goes back, up the stairs and
walks into his office. Yes, and slams.
The door. Did you when they will anything?
I pick up my tile. No, notification has shown up
yet but I send a message to Wendell to get the car ready.
You receive a message. Did you win?
I did I won the the DragonForce Turbo from downstairs.
But unfortunately, I did not win that.
Vending machine goodness, I also want something else but I will
be having those delivered to us. Well, alright, them should we
take on? You've done?
Yes. The car should be waiting for
us. All right.
As you come downstairs, the receptionist waves at you.
Make your way I did. Where would you like your
writing sing to my apartment? Apartment.
Please make sure payment happens when 24 hours and it should be
there by tomorrow. Thank you have a good evening.
Sorry about the noise. No worries.
You had outside the bio Technica car is nowhere to be seen.
I only you receive a message on your tile.
It just says around the corner. Okay, I take sauna by the arm
and I bring him around the corner.
There is no one around the vehicle.
Luckily it's pretty late so it's not super safe anymore but you
guys get in the vehicle and Mendel was sitting in the
corner, looking pretty upset and do you know, it's not true.
I know. I'm so sorry, I did not.
TL at you. I know you're very brave.
Don't want to disappoint you do? You are not.
I take I take their face in my hands.
You are not a disappointment. You are by far the best
assistant I've ever had. And I am lucky to have you in my
life. I would dare call you a friend.
You wouldn't touch me if I want a friend.
Thank you, feel free to wash your hands.
I understand. Thank you.
Take my little thing out. Ice ice cream.
Ice cream. My hands.
Hold on. And while you're doing that,
been dealt grabs, one of the luxury tissues, all you roll, a
10 game game, our hands. And I know the tech that I have
installed in my wrists for hand sanitizer is is Top Notch every
now and again, will be any smell you want and now your hands can
smell of whatever you want. It could be bleach.
Be flowers, is up to you. Miss lavendar, the inside of the
car fills with air, shuttle, pleasant smell of lavender, I
Now you are a strange. Sometimes you have to be.
No, I mean that in a good way. Sometimes we are afforded Room
to Grow. I have the location of these
sewer exit. Should we head that way our
Meetup location is beyond the wall?
Yes. All right.
Yes. And you will drive to the exit
location as you get there. You arrived before, Remy and
Jeb, Remy. And Jeb.
One more driving check, Oh, please.
Excellent. Can you get up to the gate?
And now some Vanna, White is behind the gate.
And on the other side, you can see I owner and Sano outside
their biotechnical vehicle, looking at you through the
great. Well, well, well, look who it
is. Did everything go off without a
hitch? Well, I'd say so.
Take a look at what we got in the back of Vanna, White, and
take a look what I snagged on the way out.
Out. So, and I show the turbo the
Dragon Force Turbo. Not bad, huh?
God, dammit. Jeb, I won that.
You sure did, and I've tossed through the green.
No Jeff. I make jobs sometimes, sometimes
I swear, Jim, I know you don't nip.
Don't understand ever did something the character, no job.
I want that at the auction and so they're planning on
delivering that to my apartment. So I guess you were right that
we have a great Alibi if we win it.
You're gonna have to open the grate in order to get the
vehicle out. Okay, at the same time I see
him. I wanted to ask can I inspect
the front of Anna white and see if there's any pieces of
alligator left on there? Yes, you can.
Okay, what are you just interceptions?
Fine. Okay, let's hear first
perception. And then, basic Tech.
Yeah, there is one of the four headlights on the front is
smashed. But there's a piece alligator in
there, still? Yeah, piece of tech time.
I'm gonna take that out as I open up the great as well, and
I'm gonna quietly go over to Iona and go.
Iona. I think you should notice this.
Hey, Jeb. I've I got a piece of that
alligator left. You, are you all riiii-- me?
Just just go ahead and hand that over to me.
I'll I'll take care of it don't don't, don't you worry, I'm
gonna toss it right to you. All right, is this torture
drugs? Oh, I resisted all than just eat
it right. You gained.
Two temporary. Hit points.
Mine Iona, I look I'm I know what I'm doing.
I know what's happening here and I gotta say, I didn't know it
was gonna taste so good. Uh-huh.
Okay, first of all, I'm glad you're taking your medications.
That's wonderful. I might have my word again.
There's a possibility. That you are taking a placebo,
or you are taking the real thing.
Remember it. What it is?
A double-blind study. I don't know if you're doing
this of your own volition, or if it's the medication, but second
of all, did you notice anything weird about this alligator that
you're eating? Oh yeah.
It was big and took a lot of bulls.
Put her down. But meanwhile, we did it got a
little scared there at the beginning, but we pulled
through. Didn't we buddy?
We sure did. I'm gonna Whisper back Hannah.
It wasn't good. It was terrifying.
This is frightening right now. Well, what I mean?
Anything strange was there any regeneration?
Any part where the alligator ate itself?
Oh absolutely. Did not jump down right on
itself and regenerated nice. And that's a quick I think quick
aside were seeing obviously and yeah, tastes great.
I'm starting to regenerate actually, you know, I think I
like this whole biotechnical Athena as long as they don't
turn into some one of those what we call them it would do is
biters biters. Yeah as long as it'll turn into
one of them biters I'm like this could be really useful.
I we sort of come around this conversation.
Elsewhere. Yes everybody we need to drive
back. Should I send the biotechnical
car away? Yes.
Also, Jeb. First of all, thank you for
continuing the study, please make a journal entry each time
you take your medications also vindaloo, yes.
Are there any facilities near here?
Facilities. I mean, likely I can look one
up. Why do you need one?
Well, we need to look at a possible Containment Breach.
Oh, should I send a letter to management not yet?
Okay. I'll start searching.
You want a piece you want, please go girl and I give the
last piece just luck. Can you roll resist?
What your trunks for slapping for Sloane?
She's a carrion. It's contaminated meat.
Okay, Iona, is this something to be nervous about?
Hmm. The vulture Sloan takes a bike.
It's excited and eats a lot underneath the neck.
The flesh gets thicker and more tough.
We just say slime gains two points of armor to the, there
you go, girl, or should I I take some time that is so deeply
disturbing flash-forward to win. Sloan Eve's Jeb's face.
You guys are piling to been away and head back to no latency.
And as you arrive at the bar, Step inside and hangs cleaning
the bar. It's good one 1:30, 2:00 in the
morning. How'd it go?
We thought a hedgehog. I assume just dragging the
machine in with the graph. We got it.
All right, that's two down. That's good.
All right. You bring that down here.
Yeah. Yeah.
You bring it downstairs. And you do that really well.
Look around. Is anyone gonna help me?
I will help you hammer out there, bud.
What do you think? I'm going to use?
Think I could plan this tire thing and not help, actually
execute it. Come on now.
China was you go up towards the vending machine?
Your tile goes off and you receive a message.
And it has an attachment. What's, what's going on Center?
Mmm, more spam. You seem to be reading spam
quite heavily. There is one specific entity
that loves to send it to me. Show me have a look.
No. Yeah then I can scoot away as
I'm getting that. Come on, jab pivot, stings, have
it. Hold on.
I there's something I must listen to.
And I will quickly move away to the back like it out in the
alleyway. Listen to, I hope this message
finds you. Arisaka know, you're working
with stranger and they're angry. Help.
Hurting me. I am not used to the sensation
of pain. Be ready.
I know you're coming. Asana will stare at his screen
at the arisaka logo and tighten his fist and say Fuck next time
on Noland. I can teach you to use a sword
if you really want. Yeah, that would be cool better
than that knife. I got from Trevor, it broke off
in the alligator's head. Well, I'm gonna need a shot at
rum to go with the shot of what is this?
That's a wheat shot jab, it's for your health.
Different take on the musical theater, genre, because really
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Absolutely the whole thing. When we ripped it off came and
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