Last time on No Latency SideQuests, it's Cyberpunk.
What are you talking about, of
course? The devil on my shoulder,
Coyote. Yeah, he didn't seem very
gregarious. Take us to the people that have
the gut. That's some peanut butter jelly
time right there. Cause your friends are down. I'm
going to shoot this one dead. Alright
Retro, I don't know if we need to... Let's
throw him in the bathroom. Is
that an air duct? Wow, these are really long
vents. I guess so. That
room! Oh, there's a computer here,
nobody's looking. Yeah, keep hearing third party.
What's the company? Trauma
teams involved in this? You better start talking, you
won't have to worry about Trauma Team shooting you,
cause I'm going to shoot you. So
this is all my fault? It's not your fault, it's his
fault. Don't press that button! Glad
Vivi, you finally admitted this is all for love.
Great. The glass district. Rockin'
out. Fuck. This is them. Drawing
concerned. Roll kick down door. What
the fuck are you doing here? I'm
here to fuck you up. I shoot him.
14. That is not enough, that is a
very big living room and you are just at the
doorway and he takes the opportunity to run. Come
here you little shit. Come here you little corp of
shit and I'll take that. He
rolls an eight to run into, he's now in the
other room. He's printed. I
sprinted to the other room. I
follow him. What's your move? My
move is six. You make it about halfway
through the room as you watch him disappear? You
know, while Coyote is taking this opportunity to
distract this and slash attack this person, I'm
going to look around his apartment and see if I can
find his office and see if I can find any trauma team
related documents or body parts. Right.
I will also, but I'm also secretly looking for any
drugs. This room has none of those
things. It is a generic Corpose living
room. There's a treadmill near the window
that looks over the city. The
television is onto the weather channel of all
things, which is just telling you that the sky
is red again. It's red. The
sky is red. More acid rain this afternoon.
Great. But you do you do hear
Dr. Shade kind of disappear into the
corner of the bedroom retro as you look around. You're
rolling a crit on your perception and you hear a
door open to the south and then you see him run past
the doorway's light there in the shade. He
locks eyes with you, looks concerned and continues
running to what you assume is the balcony. I'm
going right after him. Yeah,
I think we're just going after him. Kill
this bunker. I found this little bitch.
And you run run into the room.
Do you shoot him? Yeah.
All right. Red row. Shoot.
All right. Cold shot on the legs. What
am I seeing here? I'm going to say. You
may have a PhD, but I have a master's in ass
kicking and I'm about to perform a little surgery
with my shotgun. So it's going to be my
scalpel. Probably an MD, not a PhD. Oh,
that's a great fail. Oh, you hit the computer next
to the window, which had a capacitor in it or
something because a huge puff of smoke appeared in
front of the door obscuring all kinds of the ability
for anyone else to shoot your grip fail, pissing
Coyote off something rotten as the standing run ex
-view. They now do not have a shot
and you see the shadow of Dr. Shade
jump through the door and onto the balcony. And
as the door opens, you hear the whirring of a
flying vehicle. I'd like to use my grappling
hook gun and try to catch him. It
is you cannot see him. So this is a shot in the
duck. That's fine, because that just
reduces range on weapons. Normally,
what's your what's the range on that weapon on
the grappling hook? Let me check 75 feet. 30, 30
meter yard. All right. He
is not in range. How far to make it out because
it's six, one, two, three. Yeah.
So you can move six. So from the door, you can get
to about there near the door. Oh,
shit. They've got a big bed. That's
a big ass, frickin flat. That's
what I'm saying. I mean, the couch, holy fuck.
Look at that. It's
for group work. Apparently. But there's still smoke
billowing out from the computer onto the balcony,
Coyote, and you're kind of standing in it. Now
that I'm looking at the map, I think I do just
want to try to shoot because I know the general
direction he went into. So I'm still going to try to
get a shot off on him. OK,
that's an explode for 32. 32 negative or positive? 32
positive exploded. OK. All right. Well,
Dr. Shade is revealed. Ha
ha. Son of a bitch. In
the corner, you are. You said 30 feet was the range
of the weapon. So I switched to the gun
after you just shot him. So
I just shot him. Yeah, shot him for how much
damage? Oh, bad damage roll. Ten.
Ten. Yes. Well, actively, you only
really see his armor get ablated, but he does take
a little bit of damage. It was our armor piercing.
Emma. Oh, right. Well,
then he does actually. Yeah,
OK, then he takes two HP damage. Oh,
fuck you little shit. Give us your organs, bitch.
Where are they? I'll
fly on you right here. I don't give a fuck. That's
the thing about you common people. You
never have a backup plan. And
he stands on the edge of the boat. Oh,
God. He jumps the fuck off. No.
I'll go spray it after him. As
he jumps off, you see this big Zeta vehicle hover up
as he gets into it and it flies out into the skyline
of Night City. You can now see it retro
through the window as you watch it behind Coyote. Oh.
Retro. How far away is he? Get
him. He's not that far. He's
just jumped onto it. This is within six seconds of
this happening. What do you do? So
I. Take my arm and in my hand, I
hold the was it called? Javelin,
that's what it was. Pocket Javelin, a pull out of my
pocket. The pocket Javelin with my
hand. And I aim it towards the
flying vehicle. And tell him. Looks
like you just got a written up prescription for
pain. Time for a little malpractice of
my own. And I fired off. Cool.
Which is a single use item. Romy
or D 10? Oh, you don't want me to do.
OK. No, just roll a D 10. It
is a it is a dumb weapon meant to be given to a
dumb soldier. All right, well, I'm getting a
soldier. I mean a medic. Who
you? That's fine. I'm
putting three points of luck into this. Bam.
Oh, that's a 10. Nice for all again. Sick,
exploding baby. All right, you rolled an 18.
So you didn't need to take
that gyrocopter after all because that motherfucker
explodes the back of that vehicle explodes into a.
Bunch of shrapnel and you see
the vehicle spiral down and down and down into a
parking lot near the building. Doctors
think they're so smart. You couldn't even handle a dose
of retro. The vehicle doesn't explode,
though. And you can kind of see him
like stuck inside the wreck. He's
trying to get out. You can see from your vantage
point. How far down is that far? But
with the zoom lens on your cyber eyes and etc. You're
able to see him, but it's way out of range of any
shot that you've got on you. You'd
have to go down there and like deal with him in
person. All right. Now,
I'm not usually one to say split up the group, but. I
think one of us should stay up here just in case
and the other two. Yeah, I'll be with baby. All
right, you two take out the doctor and. I'll
be here ready for radio contact. OK,
just keep looking around retro. I've
been trying to see if I could find like any medical
record or like medical documents and records and
trauma team official paperwork in his office.
And you rolled a 19 VV. And
as you're saying this back in the bedroom, you take a
few steps back from the computer, sort of like
waving some of the smoke out of your face. And
you notice the light hit the mirror to your right
just a little bit wrong. And
you turn to your right and there in the corner behind
the mirror is a secret door. Oh,
retro, maybe take a look in here. OK,
go behind this mirror. Can you pull it off? It's
kind of heavy. Yeah, I'll use my cyber arm and
using the. Grappling arm as a part of a
fulcrum user to rip it off the wall. You
rip the mirror off the wall. Roll
me a D10 to see if you break the mirror or just
break it off the wall. One,
you smash the mirror into a bunch of pieces and you
cut yourself for one. Each. Oh, see, you know what? I
should have realized that since I've been ruling ones
for most of tonight, that that's been the bad luck
I've been getting the whole time. And
as the room opens, you feel this massive wave of
cold. And it is full of medical
storage crates. Organs. Oh, I think we have the
jackpot. So do we take all of them?
Kidneys, lungs, hearts, a limb or
two. Wait, wait, guys. Wait,
wait, wait. I know. I
know that we've been we've been talking about this
whole time, getting organs and reselling them. But
after some moral reflection and seeing all those people
wait in line, maybe we should just redistribute the
wealth instead of becoming a part of the system. What
if we just take these crates of organs and give
them to those people that were waiting in line?
That's a great idea, Coyote. I
think we should give back to the people. But
we should also keep a couple for ourselves in
case we do have any sort of organ failure. I'm
not stupid. Like, yeah. VV,
as you walk into this room, the thing you notice
about these organs is that they, in theory, if it
weren't for the IRS, kind of belong to people. That's
their second hand, quote unquote. Yeah,
we could redistribute these back to the people they
belong to. Honestly, yeah, that's more what
redistribution means anyway. Oh,
man. So the guy who apparently has
orchestrated all of this is still alive. Coyote,
let's let's head down down and and try to take this
guy out. Sure. Yeah, let's do it. Retro,
you want to start loading these bad boys up into my
big old van? Yeah. Let's go. Let's
kill some corpos. Retro, you look around for like
some kind of gurney or something to to move these
around and there isn't one. So
you're going to have to carry these by hand. You
don't have anything that would cause them to be
lighter or hover, so you're going to have to carry
them. I hold on. Let
me let me do the hoverboard. Do
you still have the hoverboard? I
would be I have the hoverboard. Really
good use of the hoverboard right now. I
have a plan, but all right, I'll start working
on something. You guys go take care of Dr.
Dick face downstairs. All
right. You know, I could just jump
off the balcony like he did with my hoverboard.
Yeah. Oh. How
much weight can the hoverboard hold? Yeah,
can I take a while? You sure? Are
you are you sure? And I'm a small Jerry rigged
to do something else. It's stock hoverboard from the
company in the book is one person's weight. Oh,
don't worry. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no. For you, running is better for
you. I'll just do some cardio and
run out of the stairs. Well,
you jump off the hold on. Wait
a minute. We have already refashioned
that board already. We did Jerry rigging only
lasts a small period of time. And
it returns to its original state. If
you want to do that again, you will have to Jerry rig
it again. That is a role. I
thought we had a permanent one because it was a Crip.
But OK, then I take it back.
I forgot to jump off the
roof, jump off the roof with the hoverboard. I'll
catch up. But I'm doing it and I'm going
to I'm going to film you. I
want to send this to you later. Yes,
send this send this one to T .C. Hold
on, let me get myself ready. OK,
I'm I'm a selfie style streaming like, you know,
what's up, Trooms? I'm here on the 17th floor of
this apartment complex. And my friend, VV, here's going
to do a sick trick off the roof. Let's
go. We jump in off a Corpo or a
freaking complex full of corpos who make shit tons
of money. Yeah, we hate corpos. Fuck,
we don't give a shit. We don't give a shit. Go,
go, go. And VV pulls this hoverboard
out of her. This boom box that she carries
around everywhere, pulls out the back of it, balances
on the edge of the balcony, gets on top and
just jumps. Roll for it. I'm
putting two luck points into this. Oh,
yeah, that sounds like. We put all of them. What?
We put all of them. Ignore that. That's
not. Yeah, that's. So
you put two points of luck. Yeah,
so 14. Athletics, 14 with your plus two in
luck. That is enough for you not to
die. Can you sail down towards the
parking lot? Now, the thing is, this is the
glass district. All right, here we go. Coyote,
as you as you watch VV glides down there, you also
like, oh, cool, I've got to go down. So
you leave the apartment, start running down the
stairs and the stairs because it's the glass
district. Have a big glass window and you
are watching VV glide down as you run down the stairs
inside of this building, filming her badly. My
life. Come on, guys. This
is going to be so good. This
is going to be so good on a screen sheet later. Oh,
oh, I just rolled a 10. Somebody
donates five dollars to your stream. Oh,
shit. Thanks, Pat. Thank
you, Pat. Cook that, cook that. Make
sure to like, comment and subscribe. As
you get down to the bottom, because it wasn't a
crit, you just meet VV at the bottom. It
was just really cool. VV, you get plus one to
initiative as you come around the corner to the
parking lot, where this guy and some of the people who
apparently in his vehicle are hanging out. All
right. Yeah, I fly the hoverboard over
to him and grab my baseball bat to hit him
like the green goblin. Yeah.
Roll for initiative. Night
City, you look at a map of North America, somewhere
on the western edge, you'd see an inky black dot with
fingers pressing into the side of the continent.
That's where you find Night City.
And somewhere in the middle of
that inky black dot is a giant smoking hole like the
universe itself drew iron and shot straight through
the city. Radiation turned the sky red. But
our story starts a little further south in a dive
bar, the shortstop. Welcome to Night City and welcome
to Cyberpunk Edge of Extinction. Infinite
Cited Dice presents Cyberpunk Edge of
Extinction, a cyberpunk red actual play. Watch
now at youtube .com slash at infinite cited dice.
Catch you later, Chumes.
You If possible, I would like
to be in melee range. Sounds
good. You get one hit as part of
your travel. All right. Oh,
my gosh, that is the worst roll of all time. That
is very bad. You rolled badly. You
miss entirely with your one melee hit. You
are within range. It's on live stream. It's
on live stream. And someone makes a disparaging
comment of God, these ability to swing a bat.
They backseat. Yeah,
they may explain. They may explain. And
then they say that you swing like a nurse. Oh,
OK. All right, I'm going to block
your ass. OK, this is not it. OK,
people watching. No. And then as you're watching
what you notice is it goes back to up to four and
retro is now in chat. Watching
while he's loading. So that is watching on his
Chiron VV and coyote. Have this fight with a doctor
and two guards. And it's the doctor's turn. And
he because you're close, he gets out of his melee
weapon. Oh, ouch. It's
not it's not the correct skill at all because it
was not selected. But I'm going to say it hits
and I'm going to add nothing because that was a
three. So that's what it is. It
is twenty two. He hits you for twenty two
doing twelve damage, which is six damage in total if
your armor can take it off. Oh,
you think that's bad. How about another? Oh,
please. Please avoid. Oh,
oh, no, please. Two again. He
hits you for ten damage, causing you five damage.
Oh, that was the diaphragm. Oh,
oh, breathing passage. That's
where you're meant to speak if you speak correctly.
Nurse. I'm more than a nurse, you
bitch. I will swing. Fifteen,
he rolls a. Oh, he does not avoid it and
you hit him for nine damage. Nice
swing again. Let's go. Oh,
that's a good hit. Nice. Try to evade this one,
too. A one, two, like the
physical. That's funny. I
like that. Oh, a Crip fail. Fail.
He rolls a minus eight Crip fail, taking twelve
damage full on straight to the body. He
always getting close. You can you've you've given him
you've cracked a little bit of his eye socket, but it
doesn't it's not a critical injury. It
is more of a narrative hit. Oh,
God, that's going to cost me so much. What
a bunch of wasted Botox. You've
attacked him twice. Do you want to stay there or
do you want to move away? Good
question. I will I will move away
behind this vehicle. All right. One
of the guards attacks you, VV, as he steps in front
of Dr. Shade and he does. He
attacks you with his heavy pistol. It's
12. Miss. He attacks again with his
gun. Oh, that's a crit. I'm
doing great. But only does eight damage. So
you take it a blaze your armor by one. The
unenthused from Tracy was. Yeah.
Good. I'm like that, actually, for
the soundboard. The other guy steps forward and
does the same, shooting you for 17, causing your armor
to be to be damaged as 10. So
it's like two HP, I think. Bro.
And then he goes to shoot Anias. Sorry,
he goes to shoot coyote. And
whoa, replies. This is this is terribly with a
crit minus eight, causing his gun to jam. And
now he cannot use this gun until he stands still to
fix it. I'm going forever. This
is what you get for buying Corba. Look
at this guy. He sucks. Everyone
boo him. The flimsy thumbs down in the
chat for this loser. Throw it off. That's
just bad. Gun thumbs down in the chat
for this loser Corpo. After I'm done cyber bullying, I
guess it's all cyber bullying in the future,
right? And cyber. He
rolls a three and he fails the resist torture drugs on
the on the cyber bullying and is now silently crying
to himself. Good. That's what I love to see.
Cool. So move first, probably.
This like up here. Cool.
I'm going to hit him with my my copycat baseball bat.
So you head up real close to
the guy whose gun is not jammed and you get out
your copycat baseball bat and you give it a swing.
Given it a swing, baby. Baby.
Baby. A baby. Nineteen.
That's good. It's a male. So
he gets to dodge. That's a two. He
fails. Yeah, fuck your dodge. You
can hear applause from the record from the chat.
They've used some alerts, but it's
retro. So he is used. He
donated it to the galaxy one for the TikTok live.
He's now he's now done. He's
now spent two eddies to make applause to sound
effects. Thanks for the roses. Ten
damage. Ten damage. OK.
And I'll hit him again. Oh,
explode. That's really high. What
was the hit on that one? Hold
on, I'm doing that. No, I need to see if he
dodges. What's the 33? Oh,
no, he didn't. There's no way. What's
the damage and the damage? Ten.
Ten. All right. So
that's a melee. Oh, fuck. Boss,
you're one of these people chasing us. Do
you actually know anything? No,
they just came into my apartment and started
shooting. So I just ran away. Thank
you for enacting the cool guy villain leaving protocol
of jumping off the balcony. Oh,
it's fine. That's not your. Give
me a good. The doctor pulls out his
assault rifle and he shoots at Coyote being the closest
target, getting a crit. Whoa.
For damage and hitting you for a crit fail of damage,
but still for 20. So whatever your armor is. So
I'm going to roll evasion. Do
you have a reflex of above eight? I
have evasion. Do you have a reflex of above
eight? Oh, I guess not. Right.
Not bullets. You can't dodge bullets, my
dude. Sorry, I got so used to playing
a fucking bored out solo. I
just assumed I could always evade. You
can. But no. All
right. Fucking try me, bro. How
much damage was that? So it's 20 total. What's
your armor right now? 11. Cool. So
you take nine damage. Right.
And blade by one. And that means that your armor
is now 10, right? Yeah. Oh, no, that's armor
piercing. It's actually nine. Oh,
no. Nine. And that means that your
health is actually 35. I'm sorry, my bro. That's
OK. I'm going to live forever. 35
hits. 35 hits. So cringey. And
Dr. Shade moves back. All
right. I was going to go right for
the doctor, but I think he's kind of moved. So
I guess I'll go for these things. I'm
going to. Things. I'm a car. It's
a job. Yes, these things. Oh,
rude. You know what? Let's
pull out the weapon. Rude. You said the magic word.
The word being guard. Guard,
so rude. So rude. I
rolled a 12. A 12. Is
that close? Yeah, they are. Yeah,
but he's unfortunately below the DV for a shot of five
feet, which is 13 for your gun. Oh,
fuck. Yeah. All right. Well,
do you want to use an inspiration? Yeah,
I think I will use. I will use inspiration to
roll that again. And you know, I'm putting my
last. That's your last one. Yeah.
Do I put luck into this? Let's
just roll 14. Yeah, you're close. You're
within five feet. Yep. That is enough to hit
somebody between. At the distance you're at,
you're hitting the guy who's closer to you, I'm
assuming. Yes. For one of the worst
damage rolls of the evening. Who
to is enough for damage? Still
does damage though. All right. That
guy takes a hit. Does that gun you're not in
auto fire mode, so you can fire twice, right? That,
yes, that is correct. So I will fire again in a
17. 17, that's much better than the last shot. And
it hits this human, this guard gets hit for some
damage and he takes it handily. He's
not under half health yet. It's
going there. Suffer. Retro, are you done in the
apartment? Do you want to head down to
the fight? So my plan is you've watched
you're watching this on the stream. So
this is a point where you could make a choice. Well,
I was saying so I was thinking that I was
probably getting through a little bit faster because
in using my basic tech skills, which I'll roll
right now, I was going to since there's such massive
large furniture in this apartment, especially with
the chairs, those rolling chairs, I was going to
break the bottoms off of them. So
now I have rollers on it and over kind of rip up
the table a bit and just put all the boxes on that.
And so now I can roll all the
boxes out on that and. You've
all it into the elevator and into the van. There
is still an hour and a half of like two, three
hours of parking left. Yeah.
And I mean, yeah, I'll just like kind of watch on
there till it looks like they're not doing so good.
And I got maybe I should get
over there. You may join initiative as you
walk up, watching it on live stream because of
watching it on stream. You are aware of everyone's
position in the fight. So you don't come in in any
kind of hindrance disadvantage or hindrance.
Yes, you have no hindrance or
disadvantage in this fight. And
you rolled 13 on initiative. You
get to go now. I'm going to I'm going to pull
up my K tech hammer and. Well,
you know, Doc, I bet you think you're the smartest
one in the room. Well, now it's time for a lesson
in humility. And I'm going to fire off a
rocket right in between these two guys right here.
Kind of more towards this way.
So then that way that coyote
is not in it. Jesus, kill me off. Coyote,
as you're looking at your doing the selfie cam, you
see Retro in the background and then you see him prep
a rocket. Oh, boy. Oh,
boy. Chat, we're really in it now.
Huh. And he rolls high, like
really high. He rolls a 23. And
as you're holding the camera up, the rocket goes
between the camera and your face flies past you, hits
the vehicle, causing the little space in front of
the vehicle, finally, meaning they probably will
never fly again, exploding in front of the doctor and
one of the guards missing the guard right next to
you. Because that would have had to be
a crit to hit all three, causing them both 25 damage
each, which is also on business, because it's a
fucking explosion. Yeah. And it's a fucking wild
explosion that you have just watched. It
is crazy. And even better, you've got to
unfilm. That's the coolest I ever seen.
Good job, Retro. This
was an awesome first day to get to know you. I
also got double sixes. You also got double sixes. They
both went under half health, so they get a
critical injury. Anywhere. So double. No,
you get plus five damage for a crit success. That
is what is in the rules. They're
not dead. They're close. So
the doctor gains a broken rib. He
falls backwards behind a vehicle and the guard,
unfortunately, breaks his leg and falls to the
ground. He is very worse for wear to
the point where he's actually crying. I
don't know. I'm sorry. I
don't need you. I don't know. It
really hurts. I don't know. I
should have played more chess. This
is bullshit. You call yourself a doctor.
You're nothing more than a quack
in the lab. The doctor hasn't spoken yet.
It's not as done. I'm
going to break my leg. I don't know. I'm
doctor blind. I can't tell. Well,
it's expected when you hang out with a nurse. Well,
she's she's a cyberpunk. All
right, let's fucking go and I shoot him. Am
I turned yet? No, it's my turn. I'm
going to shoot you with a gun. Ah,
he fires his assault rifle, missing wildly because he
only rolled an 11. Oh, fuck. How
about you try and the guy with a broken leg from the
ground? Attempts to shoot. He
only gets a penalty to his move, not to actually
shooting. He fires his assault rifle,
causing 15 damage, which is not enough for the DV.
Shoots wild again, blasting bullets
into one of the walls here in this parking lot outside
of the back of a building and its code is done. All
right, I'm getting real tired of this, guys. I
want to shoot the doctor. I'm
over it. I'm over you, freaking Corpo.
OK, and this will be with.
Armor piercing ammo for 20. That
hits. Sweet 14 damage, 14 damage. How
many shots do you get? One.
Still a lot of damage. OK, OK, OK, OK. OK,
very low on health. He's still alive. Really,
really low on health. This doctor guy that you shot,
the guard in front of you pushes you back after you
shoot, causing you to stop back. OK,
that's my turn. It's the doctor's turn. He
tries to crawl away. He turns around, fires a very
heavy pistol. Twenty one hitting you, Coyote,
for 18 damage total. Yikes in retaliation. That's
some damage. Yeah, so I take is this armor
piercing? Unfortunately so. OK,
so I take 10. Yes, two. Yeah,
OK. OK, you're not below half
health yet. Are you close? I'm
close. Very, very close. And
that's all you can do because he is very, very
hurt. And it is VVS. Tim,
I see this doctor struggling and I want to
finish him off. I'm going to go on the
hoverboard and zoom past these guards. Sick.
And I am going to shoot with my while moving on
the hoverboard. Yeah, bro. That's
a sicker spark. Yeah, do it. That's
sick as fuck. Maybe he's a badass. Right.
I'm going to be real with you, Tracy. To
hit someone within five, within six feet is a DV
13. You use the hoverboard to get
as close to him as possible, which means
according to these numbers, you're fucking him. Woo.
As you skirt around him on the hoverboard, you pull
out your Sanro, Hello, Cutie, Ultra K, Assault
Pistol, point it at him, pull the trigger and blow
a hole through his face. And
he falls to the ground, dead as blood spatters all
over his ruined flying vehicle. The
two guards look at you. If he's dead. Fucking
all your gox. Get out of here. And
there's a whistling of wind as they ran off. And
combat with Dr. Shade on the ground and his
goons running for their own lives is over. There
below you is this. Trauma team executive who is
hiding people's repurposed organs in his apartment.
Oh, I'm going to come running
up and I'm just going to start yelling at the corpse
of the of the doctor. Woo. Was it water on the knee?
No, it was operation. A
thousand dollar fee. No operation. A
spare rib or two. No, it was operation because VV
is the doctor for you. Bitch,
I pull out my glow sticks and I put on my sunglasses
and I start dancing. Oh, yeah. While
I'm bleeding out. I've been waiting to hold that
the whole time. As as Coyote does a dance,
VV, you turn around to look at your friends in
this victory and you see that Coyote is bleeding
profusely from the stomach. They
are not in a good position. Can't
stop me. Can't stop the groove. Coyote,
hold up. This creativity flows through me
just like the blood inside. No,
you need medical attention immediately. You're
probably right. Just let me hit some of that.
That tan and freak cortisol
balancing like bubble tea vapor. And
I'll be fucking good to go. And
you say this is helping Coyote into the van. Your
drinks are still in the cup holders. It's
a little room temp, but it's still good. It's
got some vitamin C. It's always still good. Vitamin
K, B12. Thank you both for for helping.
I we're going to help a lot
of people with this. Shit, is it you want me to
answer? As you're fixing Coyote up
with your crit success on first day, you fix up
Coyote with a bullet wound, giving them five HP back a
bit further away from half health. They're
going to be in a lot better place now. They're
going to have a wicked cool scar, but it shaped
exactly how you wanted to. So
now they have a lightning bolt scar on their left
arm. Oh, it looks strong. I
think it's some tattoos around it. Make
it look really cool. That would be cool. Chad.
Chad. I have good news. We
have your kidneys. And a lot of other organs. And
that concludes this edition of No Latency SideQuest.
Thank you so much to our cast
members, Evan Christopher and Miss Magitek. Thank
you for listening and thank you to our guest star.
Anais Morgan. Hey,
what's up? No latency listeners. My
name is Anais Morgan. You can follow me at Anais R
Morgan everywhere. That's A -N -A -I -S -R -M -O -R -G -A
-N. I love no latency. Thank
you for having me back. I'm
so excited about it. I'm also on Infinite Side of
Dice doing cyberpunk edge of extinction, which is
another cyberpunk red actual play. Season
two is already out. So jump on in at Infinite
Side of Dice on YouTube. I also GM'd a scum and
villainy game on there. So be sure to check that out.
Hi, this is Evan. I
just wanted to say thank you for allowing me to be
a part of Girls Night Out. It
was so much fun being able to play with Tracy and
Anais. At a great time, y 'all. Um,
I guess this is the plug part. You
could find me on my podcast No Latency or you
could find me on my other podcast No Latency or my
other podcast No Latency. Sometimes
I'll do some D &D stuff with my friends called Save
the D8. But it's not really worth
talking about. But hey, thanks all for
listening in and appreciate it. Hello,
everybody. It is Tracy, also known as
Miss Magitek, also known as Vivi. And
I had such a fun time doing another Girls Night
Out and another No Latency side quest. You
can, of course, find me on No Latency regularly as I'm
a regular cast member. But if not there, you can find
me at twitch .tv. Slash Magi RPG, where I do a
bunch of other tabletop stuff with my friends. So
I hope to see you there and see in the next
episode. Bye. Bye. All
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