Last time on no latency. It's the golden arches.
I know well over a trillion. Sir, normally around this time,
this is where we'd be. We could get you have to do a
job stinks. We're gonna go check this place
out, stay on comms. It's like a few miles away.
It's going to take us like an hour to get there and follow the
dust cloud. Will use a call, we'll just kind
of show up. You guys hear me this coming
through? Are you calling to tell us?
You have to keep the Vanna White Well I guess we have to create a
distraction in Cliff roller coaster.
I could be a groupie. No, no we don't want.
I will be your lawyer Mendel. Bodyguard.
I've always assigned the medical role.
Fits my want to be a fun party. Loving people, but still serious
because we mean business So am I DJ Qualls or am I
working for DJ? Qualls yes your DJ Qualls.
I'm DJ Qualls. Okay.
The spotlight as you are talking passes over you once again the
guy continuing to play with his tile device Well, I'm louder.
Maybe we should walk up a little bit.
Maybe that might be smaller klaxon on my head.
Just I'll just Bigler. That worked the fuck.
We're the folks that come. Beijing was flashing.
Light is coming down there. You can't even see what is that.
Flashing light that I can see down there.
We're here on appointment lesson.
I got it is like 11:00 at night. Yeah I don't give a fuck.
I'm DJ Qualls. I'm here to check to make sure
this place is good for my part now.
Open the doors. Okay, switch want let's go.
I know but I would say you have to roll for that.
That was pretty convincing if. Yeah, I'm gonna snap that.
I'm going to snap behind him. I will say that the snapping in
the sunglasses that you have give you a plus one.
Nice. Not that you fucking need it.
Holy shit. That comes to a 19.
Hey there. Mister DJ Qualls, I thought you
were skinnier on TV. I put on some weight and I put
on some muscle. Will and I'm here to get off
now. Let's go.
I like your helmet thing. Reminds me of those bands that
did the electronic music back in the Old Vic tube.
Thank you very much. This is my homage to them, but I
need these doors open so I can me per view these grounds to be
sure that this is the place to be.
Does he sing everything? That's probably really obnoxious
he does, but it's part of his, it's part of his, you know, his
whole his whole thing. Okay he J-Kwon nice in the
nicest possible way. I mean you guys can come in but
everyone's asleep man is all locked up.
The big boys, doing all their chatting and playing and shit
and I just have to watch the gate in case some kind of.
All right well Pharaoh motherfuckers come up here and
shit. Well that's not us.
So you guys look like Party People iPod party with you.
I have to stay in the tower but it's nice to meet you guys.
Nice to meet you. We'll be making our new The West
Wing. Private assault company.
We do the damn it. I can't remember.
Wait, now I have one of those flyers.
All right, you don't need to give us the whole song and
dance. We're just here regardless Lions
right here and it says to me that you all are quite the
security company as well as you are guns for hire escort
services private security Revenge projects balance how
much and party event bookings it's a Corral.
Ya know what we do? When he just started doing that,
we've not actually done one of those yet.
Well, I will be the first to be in this place later tester
because we haven't got no light will just charge you whatever
the fuck afterwards. So try them rights.
Wake these people up. Let's go.
I want to see this place so that the party and the fuck storm, I
start. Well, all the boys are asleep
and I'm not allowed to turn on. I don't even have control of
like, count, those lights are all controlled from inside like
in the power room and shit. Like everything out here is like
you know, locked up because it's you know, middle of the night.
I mean like you know what there's this really have anyone
up right now. There's me there's like, Billy
over in the garage, maybe his buddies in there and then like I
think someone's in one of the other buildings and then there's
you know, there's Chef, don't talk about Chef, I'm gonna go
into Karen mode very soon. I'm going to go into can vote
very soon. Shut up how much in the budget
do we have for the party? Well, Let me check our books
here. Thank you.
It says here, and I'm like making eye contact with Remy and
I'm like million, Eddie's five million.
Eddie's is what it says. This is what is about to walk
away from this gate. If you don't let the superiors
know that I am here to subcontract your place, all
right? Both of you real.
Something that is I'm gonna do persuasion again, but I'm
throwing to lock on it. Okay, I will also do persuasion.
I'm just a lawyer / accountant. It's okay.
Remy, you were all 23 and that's not even a crit.
Hulk Nice work. Well done.
So you roll a 23 and I sure. I mean, I can give it a try,
I'll try the radio but like after 11:00 the boss turns his
shit up, I'll give it a shot, roll the tape, I'm sorry, my
God, like no one's answer on the radio.
You can like go and knock on the door and shit, like look around.
If you've got the pamphlets, got all the buildings on them.
Don't go on the Armory because it's like, explosives and shit.
If you want to tour the garage garage.
I like it. You want to talk Where we have
the fucking cars and vehicles and shit, that's over down on
the right. I think, Billy's in there, you
can talk to him. Sometimes we use that as like an
outside Dance Space. You could have that as like a
different five maybe with your music.
I don't know if you've got like split screen action on that TV
face thing of yours but you could like live stream from one
side. We got real good internet here
actually. It's really weird.
So if a DJ qual here, wanted to take a nap / are five million
dollar contract. A where would we do that?
Where would we be housing there in two, bedrooms up in the
manor, house up at the down at the very bottom.
But, again, Iceman and all of his other crew, they're having
their like, weekly like and meeting thing.
I don't know if it's like, hey or whatever, but they're,
they're doing their thing and they have their little chats and
then we go and do our jobs and then we fill this place with
more shit. Could you just point us in that
direction? Yeah.
No, no. Write down as boxy.
Huge, big white manor house at the end.
Oh, oh. Oh yes.
Big huge building real big and massive that used to be where
the, the roller coaster came out, but it all caved in, and
then they dug out the thing. And then this was what was left.
And now we use it as like a an advanced space.
Because like, you know, when you go to a ride before you go in
the ride, there's this like waiting area is full of cool
shit. This one used to have a theater
and the whole point was like the going Backstage on the roller
coaster, but all that shit, bro. But the It looks great.
So we just use it as a theater. And, but for weddings and ships,
a lot of description of an area. I can see, I might cut some of
that, I don't know. Well, let's wait, you've rolled
very well against me? So if you don't mind, I'm gonna
go back to my, my little game thing.
If you need anything else, you can you can holler at me, but
I'm not allowed to leave the tower until L too, am, what's
your name? Good sir Tom.
I like a Tom. I want you on my private
security when I hire this place for it.
Tom you're my number one. Somebody write that down,
please, somebody when I'm writing that down on my you
down. Thank you.
I will give you 200 of these
just to follow me around security again.
Like I can't leave the tower. I like that.
Good loyalty, good loyalty. See that's why I like Like you
stick with that, let's go good that wasn't in our budget.
So, okay, right. Well, you have open, the gate,
open the gate. Now, one of you has already put
your token open, the gate right now you guys, come on in and
yeah, I'm going to have to close the gate behind you.
Oh good. Because otherwise like the
beasts and weird shit out there but it to us.
Like my plan that don't try and climb the fence because it is a
razor sharp. So good luck.
Thanks for the knowledge and DJ Qualls will stride on in.
Remy has altered his flock to be like that as if like like models
down the runway. So just these big wide strides,
a lot of solutions and shoulder. Yeah, a lot of shoulders, we
went around this music. Blaring at the back, all kinds
of weird stuff ejecting on the T honest.
TV face this kind of looking around who like that.
I like that. It goes water cause it's okay.
There's the Gold Rush. Okay, that is definitely the
place we need to have that Japanese set up for the three
separate areas for the fuck pants.
That's what needs to be done for their then when we get there
because we need to have it set up for mild to medium.
You, you will walk forward a little further, he gets back to
his job of like moving the flashlight back and forth
outside and starts playing them again.
So, do we want to go to this manner, first?
Right ahead of us. Might be a good place to start.
Jeff. You have seen this random
conversation from the dark little corner near the other
side of the fence. I'm going around my goal, my
goal is to get into and assassinate, whoever thinks is
the new head of this, you know, Abomination that they've turned
right by Westwind packed into getting this feeling that Jeb is
about to assassinate whoever's taken over the West Wind packed
when really were here. To rescue someone.
Yes. I just I'm getting this you this
weird feeling about that as anyone else feel that I do kind
of get that get like a text and it's like, Jeb, I'm gonna
assassinate whoever's Leading The West Wing pack.
Jeb as you're walking behind the garage further behind the mess
hall. As you pass behind the mess
hall, there's a great wall and you hear a very familiar whistle
kitchen. William.
And that, that was sounds familiar.
I'm a picky. See you behind the mess hall and
the back, you can see it's the kitchen.
There's a pipe or two coming out with a bit of steam coming out.
You can hear someone cleaning dishes and whistling roller
perception. Check 17.
Yes inside. You see raised.
And he continues to whistle. He's a little bit below you.
So you can only really see his face and like one of his
shoulders. What's he doing?
He's doing dishes, Rave. Oh my God, I haven't seen you
since Monday. Slopes only see in this time.
Look, it's right. He helped you out, man, way way
back in. Like if sold one, they got you
on dishes Duty. My God.
Wait a minute. Are you?
Are you, are you part of this? This Shenanigans?
Wow. Oh my God, they got you too,
huh? And he's Jeb's gonna continue
walking towards the where he assumes the leader of Is sham is
as you step down, you notice that Rave is attached to the
wall by a large chain attached to, where his left arm would be
double take, what the fuck? It is pretty gross.
Oh no. What do they get now?
Laying would they do to you right now?
Shut up. No, I ask you a question.
This Rave do dishes at 11:00 at night normally.
Yep. Hmm.
No, just rape strike. You as somebody, who would be
doing dish Duty? No.
No, he's certainly captured and being enslaved by the looks of
it. Hmm, shit.
It's no, don't take a look scan for heat signatures in this
place. How many we got in, like Roll
Animal handling? That's a 17 of my guy.
Sloan takes a quiet. Soaring pass, over the mess
hall. And finds only one Heat
Signature in there in the kitchen.
He's on his own shit. All right, goddamn it, goddamn
it, Ray them come for you but and take a look around, see if I
can get into this mess hall via any other method other than the
front door, it doesn't have any And those you could get through,
they are barred because the whole point is, it's like a jail
mess hall because if this is an old theme fair, so it's the
front door. However, you do know that
there's no one in there. Now, Kate's Jeb's gonna kind of
sneak over to the front door and try to make his way in.
It's open swings open and you walk into this small little mess
hall, got four tables, each of the tables has four chairs.
There's two vending machines at the very back of the door that
says kitchen good. The big knife in my hand and I
got like, my other hand, hovering over my holster as I'm
making my way through this. Empty mess hall back to where
the kitchen. Owen and my enslaved friend
Waits For Me, continue to hear the whistle.
As it echoes through this, almost empty building.
The vending machine has a refrigeration unit and it snaps
on, Ron, you got me, baby. You did you keeping a look?
Keep an eye on Sloane's readout on your tile, continues to only
show you and Raven this building and you walk towards the kitchen
door and slowly push it open. Do a little scan of the room
real perception? 70.
I'm on a roll 1717. Yeah.
You see. Quite clearly that he's doing
dishes with one arm and his other shoulder is attached to
the wall with a chain medically. My own, I guess they don't even
give you both hands to do the dishes, huh?
Damn it. Rave, what the hell are you
doing here? I'm doing dishes dumbass what is
going on? Jim's clothes boy, go back home,
go back to bed. I gingerly place my hand on his
shoulder where he's my will send the kitchen.
It's been a while. Oh, hey jail.
Um, I've had better days. Yeah, I'll buy it.
How do I get you out of here? Oh, no.
Jeb. You don't, you don't want.
You don't want to get out. You don't want me to get out but
Tim's, not safe here. Yeah, no shit.
You should go to. They do, who are tired?
Blank got hungry tonight, she's devilish.
Maybe it's like a over a few days, he just got more Island.
You know, we used to have Quorum you sit down and I'll talk about
where we were headed the all on the moon.
And he said we were gonna sit down here and I said that was
bullshit. Even the train moves out here.
Wayne blank said this. Yeah.
Something's different about Maya some wrong way.
So you're telling me there's there's no someone didn't
overtake the back. Oh like shit.
We got he doing is he? Is he sick or something on?
You know, I got I got a medic over here I can I can have
someone take a look at It already go, crazy as fuck.
No. What about teaching for about a
month? Can't really feel my left side.
Much more wave. I'm sorry, man, but you're sure
you don't want me to, you know, hack away at this, this chain
it's holding to the hole into the wall, right?
If you pull this chain out of a, it'll just make me bleed out
what about? Just remove the chain from the
wall. Give it a try, but it's like,
you know, pretty Orange 3 inches around, you got yourself.
Bone saw something that actually cuts the boys, get through this
ship. We are not know someone who do
us. See right here, I'll be right
back. Okay.
Hey Jeff, yeah, and let him see you.
Oh I would say you all hell breaking loose.
Well I wouldn't transfer. Stick with me.
Stick with me right? I'll be right back.
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Kickstarter. So this place is really
something. I've never really been a fan of
theme parks. Hey gasps.
Oh my God, jab. I just think I like that.
It's dark and scary here. I just got a message on my tile
that you were going to assassinate somebody yet change,
Appliance change, blames the guy who I was gonna try to
assassinate turns out. He's actually, the guy who was
well, back in the day, I'm pretty good Chief I'd say so
myself. Let's VV.
Can I grab you for a second? Sure.
I got a medical emergency. Okay, come with me.
Do you want us to come with you actually?
Yeah, the let's go to the mess hall.
There's no one in the right now. Entire ass home, Do we do we
just go through the front door or do I do?
It's good boys. I think for a base of
operations, you know. Oh, thank goodness.
It's not a bathroom again this time, you know, I got Beggars,
can't be choosers fantail. Yeah, but there's lots of poop
in bathrooms and I don't like that.
Hey, nobody likes that as you're walking towards the mess hall.
You pass a bunch of little parlor game stalls on your left
as a few of them that are still activated.
They have a little attraction lights on them and things
probably as part of the plan, when parties happen for people
to spend money and have things to do and you head towards the
metal. Oh wow.
Are you chained to the wall? Absolutely.
Oh, please don't do that. That I put my handkerchief over
my face. How did they try not to Vivi
inspects the wall? How did they do this to you?
Oh my gosh, they welded the chain to a broken-off piece of
cybertek that is grafted to his bone, okay?
So we're going to have to take. It's like the chain is his top
half of his arm, he can kind of move it but when he does, you
notice that the wound was not cleaned and if he's very much
infected this is This, I Look to Jeb, this doesn't look too good.
I mean I can probably help him but as best doc I know.
Oh my God. That's that's I take it as a
compliment. Okay.
You know what? All right.
So what we're going to have to do first is I'm going to have to
solve this off and then I'm gonna have to immediately clean
your wounds because this, this could be infected.
Well, all the water here. It's all that fresh air in
spring from under the ground. It's a little bit of radiated
but Talk too much. And you've been drinking that.
No, no, it's actually better than that cities in terms of
radiation. Oh, because it felt the, the
mountain filters out, some of the bullshit.
I like, you know, California. It's got like just a humble home
of radiation Lolly, arisaka, bullshit went on.
This is true. Well, it was trying to spin that
as a positive but that didn't end up being a lord.
All right. Okay.
Just are you ready for me to do this?
Because it might be a might be a little rough.
No Cycles place isn't very soundproof.
We gotta think do a knock on my app Docker.
Yes, I do border out of something to knock him out.
I dabble in Pharmaceuticals. And I, I grab some reason you
were like a boiler to me. I was not around for any earlier
conversation. Thank you.
I, I am a lawyer.
And I take some not suppressant. No I oh you're thinking.
Oh, a anesthesia. No no, I think Like a depressant
because that's what makes Downs. It like makes you Downer.
I forgot what it? Yeah.
I don't know what it's called. I don't know that.
I'm not going to drugs. Yeah this one's in the couch.
No, you are you put this in here?
Oh, that's right. Yeah, that's my backup.
Yes. It's you have to beg for this
one. No, I take.
I take a suppressant out of my bag.
To this will make you sleepy. Okay.
And you won't feel a lot, but you will feel some are can't hit
the ground. What do you mean like why not?
The train isn't long enough for me to sit down, catch your fall
new, hold your little friend, you may be in the scientists
dragged a chair from the room and just put it right?
Yeah french fry you come in with a chair.
He sits down. Oh God.
I'm sorry. I'm down like a week.
Wow. Come sit on the counter or
nothing? No.
If I get caught, they hit me. Who this is really depressing.
Could we cut him free? Please.
Yes. Yes.
So if somebody wants to, maybe take a look out front.
He's right this this lightly loud work?
Do I take them all at once and he puts yes, yes, yes, yes, you
do. Okay, he's going to be out.
Okay, so I just rolled a one on resist torture drugs.
Oh no. Good thing.
We don't be afraid was already in the chick.
He completely does not resist at all and that motherfucker is
tired and Rave goes well, it could they taste kind of?
Yeah. Falls slightly out of the chair
and retro. You have to catch him a little
bit too, like straighten him up. Oh, goddamn chain, ultimately
keeps him pretty balanced. All right, so somebody make sure
that nobody is gonna be loud. So just Let's get this done and
Vivi takes her bat and she presses a button on her bat and
it the front of the bat kind of like opens up.
And it turns into a saw two slits appear on either side and
this side is going to go. Yeah, side chain saw.
No no yes. Yeah and she just begins
Everyone's Watching VV. Cut through this.
Oh God. Yeah.
So she's just gonna just hack away at this very delicately.
All right, you roll for that somehow, give me something
medical, please. Yes, medical Tech sounds good,
good. Medical Tech 17.
Yes, you pass. And then Del is standing there
next to. I owner its babies had a So in
their back this whole time, why didn't they use it when we were
fighting all those horrible thing?
Well you don't want to get a you know Scott to stay clean.
It's important. It is and you know that's
exactly why I mean committees for me being attacked by that
chat yet. Anyway.
Yeah. Great goodbye.
And you free brave from this from this chain and he falls
over. Unfortunately more blood.
Starts to pour out of his wound when you finally remove it and
you're going to have to fix that wound.
But he is unconscious, he took three of those pills and rolled
a one. He is out cold till the sun
rises good, good. And he's gonna be.
All right, he'll be fine. Let me just clean up this wound
and I'll stop apply pressure. Stop it from bleeding and then
add some when it was sort of looking for.
I will clean the wounds, cool, I hope.
Yeah, he's a good buddy of mine. You know, back in the back in
the day we grew up and played, you know, we played soccer ball
and we used to steal the Steal. You Steal The Backs from the
older folks and wrap them around to be got caught.
He's over at 16. Yes good enough you've got soy
them out he will need further medical attention, otherwise he
will die. Hmm, this isn't this you know
he's got a few days, he needs. Parts of the weld removed and
the wound cleaned, and the cybertek removed, and all of
that done. And then I'll have to spend
recovery without an arm for a few weeks and so on and so
forth. He needs a lot.
Well, jab, I told him straight doc.
He's okay for now but he's definitely going to need more
medical attention soon. So we're going to have to get
him out of here and he's ko'd for at least the next, eight
hours. All right.
Stay with me, right? He's in a wheelchair.
Oh this is really chair. Thank you, retro for grabbing
one with wheels, pure luck, just pure pure luck.
We might have to take them to your other doctor friends or
somebody else just to make sure he's okay and monitor him, you
know, I just thought of something.
Iona. Doc you ever heard of a
something to Mike ever heard of a drug or some sort of disease,
that would turn? And Otherwise good Chief into
some sort of wacky money-grubbing son of a bitch.
Oh you had it right there? Money money.
Yes, I've heard is disease that or cyber psychosis.
Sometimes certain things just turn people into different
people here in night City. A lot of the chief, the chief
ever have cyber I'm he had a few, he had like, cyber rise, so
you can see further. He had a slight upper arm, he'll
shit. I'm gonna have to kill him.
I can't. Well, we're assassinating
somebody. So says your message.
Well, see that was under the, that was before one, I wasn't
the impression that someone else had came in and taking over the
chief position and then turn the West Wing pack, and some sort of
bastardization. I think the case we are still
I'm looking for someone, are we not?
We should probably still look around this place.
Yeah, we okay to like, leave them here.
We didn't we didn't ask him about Claire.
Oh shoot, who Clara the whole reason.
We're here, Claire Jones, she had information for us.
This is also a roundabout way to get a message to me and like, to
reverse some charges from message, I/O or whatever.
At this point, it feels a lot deeper than that, but yes, yes,
yes. So okay, break down list.
We got to assassinate, somebody rescue Claire, get Rave out
before they die. Anything else will the
assassination part that was still up in the air?
You know, I would prefer you know, to save or otherwise
rehabilitate my former Chief and you know father figures will but
if it comes to it and won't be the first time that it put a
bullet friends. Yeah.
She is that a story for another time we don't got dab.
Not round or a good plot hook for a side quest or something.
I just like to throw lure in the air and see what sticks Jeb's
sidequest. The time I put a bullet in a
friend's head. I still say the manner that's
real said did all of you see those like Carnival games, we
passed. Anything of use seem to be in
there. Could check it out.
See if there's any anything. I mean, it's right.
It's right there. We might as well just pack.
Yeah, be honest. I kind of really wanted to play
it. There's just so shiny.
They are a lot. There is a lot of flashing
lights and I will, I will admit. They are attractive.
There is a brain triggering thing.
That makes me want to go there. I'm not sure what a a large.
Stuffed zebra is going to help us with but I suppose we can try
to win. It'll boost morale.
Jeb boost morale, it'll give Rave something to sleep on every
grenade. Oh, I want to win that.
Are these prices are way better than when I was a kid.
The, the top prize is the stuff zebra, but like below that a few
rungs below is the incident, which you can see some of the
prizes on the screen above. The games, and there are three
games and which games are these as 101, has she got three games,
you've got VR gunfight, bye-bye, coconuts and Ricochet.
Yeah, so VR gunfight is like a AVR gun game where you shoot
Targets on the three screens at the end.
Bye-bye, coconuts is where you knock over coconuts, and then a
robot arm, replaces them to where they should be.
Ricochet is a How many times can you Ricochet a bullet?
So it's got a series of bulletproof panels, and you have
to Ricochet a bullet and get it to hit the back wall in your
Enterprise. Well, you guess maybe this would
be the term. We're at tell you that rate, you
know. Look at who we just did surgery
on and knocked the fuck out. He did say to get out of here
soon as possible and to stay in the shadows.
So I'm going to be over there. I don't think it's time to play
games but y'all do your thing. There are two guns are the all
fight are shaped like your grandfather's cold 45's whales,
you will hold on. Let me just let me just give me
give you a quick and each of these there's also a little
computer that tells you how the game works and lets you pay to
play the game. Anyone gasps you a tease I want
to try ricochets you do oh my God, I'm rich Ricochet.
Ro 1 D 10 + cool. I'm not very cool though.
Can I use education? Now, yes, now instead of cool.
So, here's how this works. Each hit doubles each hit,
doubles your money. A fail loses everything.
Maximum three rounds Ricochet is 20 Eddie's.
Okay. So, I just need to roll
education, then because that comes with a Gamble.
Do calculations in my brain, just you see equations.
Go across Remy's screen. 24 plus 5i credit.
Did he beat? You?
Did create. Well done.
Your first bullet hits. Four panels that will take a
simple thing and then hit the back wall.
You hear a success noise. It's not too loud.
Hooray, you get a second shot if you want it.
This harder every time you shoot levels and the panel's descend
into the table, okay? By the cotangent Phi sine of 90.
Yes, that is enough and that monitoring geometries Lupe Nava
for you, huh? Oh, see, you now up to 80
Eddie's? If you manage to get all three,
you can win the grenade. Let's go for it.
Or you could keep going for the sleeper, your last one hits,
every panel, and then hits the back wall and you get a choice
in the screen. And you can either take 160
Eddie's or can take an incendiary.
Hmm, what's the going rate for in San Diego?
CJ's at twice, that value, engineering grenade.
You pressing, Cindy are a grenade little panel opens on
the table in front of you. The incendiary grenade falls
down a tube, and it's the last one, and it pops up and you can
make you one. Hell, yeah, retro.
I have an incendiary degrade. My name is you babe.
Julia and Evergreen a surprising because you're so high.
You're slurring your words? Oh yeah.
No. I definitely needed to have some
of my own emergency stash after watching that surgery.
I'm surprised I could even aim properly.
It was the geometry that's growing in school.
Do your homework? It pays off in dividends.
Yeah, but you're gonna shoot this video game.
All right, but this one beat is. Look, it's going to be quick.
All right, so the ER gunfight is a lot easier here r 1 D 10 plus
handgun. All right folks sit back watch
the master work. 22 yes your first three shots hits these
cool digital can targets and they ping through the different
screens and a cool 3D way. Three more cans were set up.
Do the trick show? Flip the, the revolver in the
air kind of twirl it around my finger and then like spin
around, there's like 21:21. Yes, that's enough.
There is one more round three. These three cans.
Have an obstacle digital one. Do you still have to hit 22
again? Nice.
Yes. You have beaten the three rounds
at this game. There's a little Fanfare again
and the screen lights up. Well, you did it.
You have the choice between 80, Eddie's the zebra or oh, right.
Yes. Or a smoke grenade.
Yeah. You see that track of the zebra
and smoker died? Follow your heart job.
Wow! Follow that hard.
You know that paths leading me down.
Exactly the way you want it to be here.
I'm grabbing seagull cries. Give me a zebra, man.
It is bigger than it looks for Mac layer.
The secret is pulled by an arm, it pushes it forward and just
put it right in front of you and it's large here.
So, he's bigger than you slow. You see him last rub their you
don't worry. It's not competing side, roll
evasion so into pretty good Sloan sees the zebra as a threat
and swoops down silently to attack it but you whip it out
the way at the last You can hear them sort of slightly angrily,
right? It's still quiet.
Callback a slow baby. Come on.
Now ladies, this ain't competing for my attention.
Come on. Listen.
I'm going to put this right back here and stock it stash it.
I'm gonna stash the right over here in the corner.
No one's going to see Olga pick it up after me.
She's done. All right, yeah, it's going to
be fine. All right?
You're going to learn to love this thing.
I'm gonna name him zed zed and I at that's very creative.
Thanks. All right.
Now it's enough games. I want to play the Coconut one.
Yeah that's that's the that's the last one.
All right, I'm taking a shot at by by coconut.
All right, roll 1 D, 10 plus Athletics to roll. 1111 the
first ball, you throw misses entirely and then game gives you
an error noise, you lose five Eddie's.
Eddie is for one game. All right, let me try again. 12
you knock a coconut clean and the screen lights up.
And the number goes from 5, Eddie's to 1080s.
You want to double your money? You can throw a ball or you can
take your money. Let's double this, let's try
again. Oh, that's bad.
That is a Crip fail. I didn't know good.
You throw the ball and instead of hitting another coconut, it
lands on the podium of the last coconut and just balances.
It's a really cool shot button. Well you know what, let's just
hit edit. I'm gonna try one more time
because because gambling is fun I feel like I accomplished
something to try again. Yeah yes the first shot hits.
Coconut flies over and the screen goes from 5 to 10 eggs.
All right let's let's just just a little something better here.
At least let me back to make my money back.
Yes, you know, cover two coconuts in a nice little trick
shot. May fall into the Avenue and the
Hand replaces them back on their little Podium.
All right, let's keep it going. Then I'll try again.
Yes, that's enough. Well done 13.
Excellent. Yes, the final coconut is
knocked over the game. Lets off little Fanfare and the
screen lights up. And you have the choice between
20, Eddie's or an armor-piercing grenade.
I'm liking that armor-piercing grenade.
I'll take that. You are charged another five
Eddie's. But you do receive the grenade.
That was pretty good. Coconut throwing.
Yeah. It was good.
Yeah. Yeah.
It was a fun one. Wait, hold on.
Will you throwing the Coconuts for you trying to hit the
Coconuts? Hit the Coconuts with.
Oh yes, got it. It was probably right.
Yeah. This would be fun for a party.
This is a good idea. Maybe this Norman guy isn't mad.
Oh wait, no, he chained Rave to a wall.
Oh, that's bad. I imagine it's time for us to go
into the house of the minor. Yes!
Am I back in DJ Qualls mode? I don't think you need to be.
I think I was just gonna say you are Jeb.
So if they see you that's bad, isn't it?
Oh yeah. I'm gonna be, you know, people
keep to the Shadows. That's right.
I don't see any boxes for you to be in this time.
I know it's really too bad. It worked so well.
The first time that was cool. It was except when Remy For you
at that giant monstrous vending machine.
That wasn't that wasn't highlight of my day.
But no, no, that was not ideal. I forgot.
Okay, we're in their evil being in the box now, who was good and
you're saying this, is you walk up to the door of the Mansion
here. The Westwind pack private
assault company compound and it is very much locked.
There's a huge ornate lock on the front of it.
That has a big key slot in the middle.
The key looks like it's about the size of your average fist.
First, I will, I'm gonna be of there.
I'm going around back. If you find any entrances, let
us know any other entrances. I stick my tool hand in the
hole. It's big enough.
You can't fit in and you can flip it around.
Doesn't it's missing a piece like a piece of the lock is
missing. Damn can't just like fiddle
around with my hand to see if I can unlock it.
Now it's a bunch of contacts to some sort of like, integral part
of how this thing works. I think that would be a possible
price of one, the key to the mansion.
Oh, yeah. That would be cool.
GM's are should have thought of that?
That's, that's my like, Video game logic.
Dictates this? Yes.
Hmm. We're okay, so we need a piece
to unlock the door or we could just go in a window like we
could just go in a window. All right.
Roll perception. 21 yes I owner As You observe the building.
You notice that this is indeed the opening building.
Originally for a theme park attraction rights us.
All of the windows are fake. Mmm, okay.
Well, wouldn't that mean that there's something around here?
That is used as the key, that would make sense.
If we looked in any of the other buildings, what about that, one
over there and then Del points at a building attached to a
broken Ferris wheel. That might be a good place to
start. Okay, let's let's go check out
the spooky fought over Ferris wheel.
Meanwhile grapple gun up to the roof of the manor, dip 27, yes.
Go grapple gun fires on to the top of this building.
You say, Allah. The top, when you get up there,
you really, this is a big Square building, it is a facade.
That is there white in as you're standing on.
Top of this, you look out into the darkness, you don't see a
lot Sloan circles above you, trying their best to see through
the building, but the roofs, pretty thick, they can't really
see into it now. Is there a nice long?
Can you see some sort of herb hatchway or you know something
there's Gotta Be A Way in from up.
Here. Sloan does a few passes on top
of the of the building and sees nothing.
However, in the distance they see the faint Amber glow, the
cigarette shit. For all over the, my back
against the wall and blend into the shadows.
And I take them up in oculars and try to see who's over there.
You see one of the boys smoking a cigarette in a tiny fenced off
area and it's fenced off on the top and on the side like a cage
to recognize this guy. Nope.
Gasps looks like there's some sort of egress up here on the
top, but it seems to be sealed off by chain-link fence.
Mmm. You know, what I think this is,
I think this is a smoking break area, but for the people who
have been taken prisoner, I guess, what the hell is Chief
blank doing up here? A lot of sense there.
A job. Yeah.
It's just some goop. Looks like okay are you sure?
It's not just a smoking area that you can't get into a
definite possibility. I'm gonna take a closer.
Look, careful. Next time.
Latency. So what shall we check out this
Ferris wheel? I suppose I mean there could be
several parts of it that do move.
What did we hear by all intensive purposes supposed to
be here? We were allowed in.
I snap my fingers on one side of his head.
Are you here with us? I shot him before I did, I did,
I didn't kill him. I think he should have been
dead, they probably will remember being shot at yes.
So like no loud weapons, then I think Vivian vendors should
Probably take this since they have manual weapons.
Oh, hey knows it's hard to breathe.
Chris, are you smoking if I only had my friends right now?
Well, it's a good thing. We're not collecting vending
machines anymore. Do you got to take a shit Levy?
Are we are? Sorry.
I was just supposed to be whispering tactical.
Shovel that wasn't part of my plan, so thank you for
continuing it at that. Perfect.
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