Last time on no latency side quest.
Small oncoming. Traffic.
Sorry, I've been drinking a little too much.
As we got company how? Dare you, her Queen?
I might have a small concussion. Not anyone's fault.
I'm camera ready still, all right.
That ain't no cherub to me. Shoulder check the drone.
I still have one more shot left in my gun.
With the car. Tasers and bullets.
And I'm going to shoot again. Darts.
Oh my. Hey.
Monotonous. I mean, that was a real
explosive debut. Ollie Grind on the sidewalk.
Oh, that's wonderful. I used to live in home.
It's a. Nice shipping container lot.
Not a robot, that's a microgram. Excuse the hell out of you, it's
a. Bullet in my foot.
I'm not going anywhere near an MP grenade A.
Couple things and nothing crazy. You've been furloughed.
And we support you. And throw the MP grenade in
there, close the door and run away.
Brawling. Oh.
That's what I'm good at. Nice 17.
The door opens, you throw the EMP grenade out.
Clunk. Clunk.
Clunk, clunk, clunk. It catches both of the drones
and they frazzle before you dropping to the ground.
She on the other hand is unaffected as she steps back.
You have discovered by throwing this EMP grade that she is a
human being. She's the real 1.
Oh, she's the real one. I'm the real 1 bitch.
Oh good, I'll pull up my gun and put it at her.
If you move, I'm shooting you in the face.
Probably for the last time, Roll furnished it.
Probably for the last time if. He shoots him in the face.
Oh, I real bad, I real bad. It's.
OK, almost slightly worse than me.
That's actually the correct order.
That's wild. That's really fun.
OK, great. And combat begins.
Cupid is on the other side of this courtyard that you have
opened up to. You're all in a doorway.
Devin, you are first to shoot. Question.
Mm Hmm. Is there such thing as aiming
for the head? An aim shot is +8.
You are pretty far away. Each square is 5 feet.
How many? Feet 303540 You are 40 feet
away. What is your move?
So an aim an aim shot does take a higher thing to hit, but if
you do hit it does automatically cause an injury.
Yes. OK I have 5 move.
Yes, so you can move 5 squares 2. 345 You know, Devin Devin's
sick of this shit. His therapy isn't working as
well. He's gonna try to shoot him in
the head. That is 5 16.
That is. That is enough.
You are three skies away. That is enough.
Let's. Go oh wait, you did a plus.
No, you did a aim shot, so that's +8.
That is not enough. You needed a luck.
Thing I can do. Yes, I will let you do it this
time. Do you have 7 luck?
I have. No, you have 6 luck.
One less than 7. Yes, but that would be all of
your luck. That's that's fine, because
Nevin has not been lucky since he's met this.
Crew hold. On I have an inspiration.
You do. So what did you roll?
You rolled A4. If you can roll A5 or above, you
hit with the same shot, but you burn all your.
Life inspiration. Yeah.
I appreciate another shot. Need a 5 or more.
You can roll the red the raw dice if you want.
If we want to have like a. That would be a critical hit.
That. Is inspiring.
That is inspiration. That's amazing.
All right. Best use of an inspiration ever.
Best. You'll blade the armour by two.
You watch her step back as she gets hit and you hear one of her
ribs crack as it echoes through the metal sided courtyard that
you're in. She makes that anime noise that
the Power Rangers make whenever they get pushed back.
What? Was that?
And because you did so well, I will let you move one more
square. You can move towards or away.
I'm going to take that step with intention, like a monster movie.
Just nice slow step forward. I told you, if you moved, I'm
going to shoot you in the face. There is a drone to your to your
right. God damn it.
And it shoots you 18. It hits you for 10 damage, which
because it's a stun gunshot, actually bypasses you.
Roman. It doesn't matter if I have on
something EMP thingy. No, but if you get taken down by
a stun gun you don't die, you just pass out.
I'll take it. And the drone buzzes with joy
with its hit. It makes a little noise that's.
Adorable. Devin is in my way.
I cannot fire my gun. If you're good, you can fire
around them. Am I ever that good?
I use area for effect weapons. Excuse.
That's very true, although you do have a shot on the drone.
I'm gonna have to go for that. Yeah, right.
Just shotgun away. Sounds good.
Hell's Bells. 27 yes, good hit. You caused some damage, a very
good amount and you you watch it be teetering on half health.
It is not there yet, but it is wavering and it moves slightly
further away from you as it hovers carefully in the air.
Smoker. Nice shot, retro.
I move into the room so I can see and then.
You're in the courtyard. But yes, sorry, into the
courtyard. I move into the courtyard so I
can see. Wait, let me just double check
how many squares I can move. I don't want to.
I'm sorry, where? How many squares can I move?
No, don't apologize. Your move is five, so you can
move 5 squares with four move. So much.
Yeah. 1234 five, I'll move right up over here by Retro and I'm
going to take a little shot at. The drone is closer by one
square. Oh.
Yeah, I'm going to take a take a shot at the drone.
Why? Not cool.
Yeah, it's only three squares away.
Yeah, get that? Drone out of the way.
Get out of here. Get out of here.
Bam. Oh my.
God Oh my God, Oh my God. April that is a double crit.
You crit to hit and you crit with damage.
You rolled 2 sixes and a one. Got highs and lows there, but
that's still a critical injury. The drone flies back into the
wall behind it and explodes. You roll so well it drops 20
scrap on the ground and a piece of metal flies towards Cupid.
She has to roll to evade this piece of shrapnel.
The trick shot is incredible. Can I say I'm April Anonymous?
The piece of shrapnel misses Cupid because she rolled a 23 on
invasion. Holy shit.
But it does force her closer towards you because she has
nowhere else to dodge to. You have her corn.
Oh no. None of his mother.
Just wanted him to love me. Let me check the script.
Hey, have another shot. I have another shot.
You shouldn't have threatened the kids.
Jesus Christ. All right, you, you create.
You create. Hit again, causing a decent
amount of damage to Cupid, and she stumbles towards the blue
shipping container behind her. I don't support what he did, but
you don't take it out on the children.
You know this. You're better than this.
I'm. Really not you are you heard by
singing It's not good. But you as a person are better
than this. I grew up corpo, I'm better than
this. You can be too.
She shoots her gun towards Devon, rolling a 20.
She hits for eight damage. What's your armor, Devon?
My armor, so thank God I have it on.
I'm wearing a light. It's a Jack and a helmet.
So right, it is armor piercing. So your armor is ablated by
1:00, but you do not take damage as the bullet glints into your
shoulders armor. Plate power so I lose 1 one
point. Yes, you lose one of your body
armor. SPU did.
You did you just shoot me? Why?
Did he shoot you? You.
Not you. Because he was closest.
OK. And you're at you guys are he
shot me earlier. I had to chew.
I went with the It's the shot that's.
True young, yeah, you get him in the face actually, like.
Right, right. So he hit me in the face.
So that's why my right partner of two, that's why I'm going to
shoot again. Back.
No. No.
Truly, truly Queen. I got you and your armor is
ablated again, but you do not take damage because she did not
roll high enough. Yep, Yep, Yep.
So your body armor goes down by 1 again.
Did. You shoot me.
You shot me again. Not only did you move twice, you
shot me twice. Oh my God, oh, oh, I'm going to
enjoy this. I'm going to and attack again.
In fact, I'm going to take a 5 foot.
I'm going to take a step forward to make it even easier. 4
scoring 20 years ago. I'm going to shoot you in the
face. Heavy pistol?
You rolled a 16. Are you doing a name shot?
Are you just shooting at her? I unfortunately I did say a name
shot. Yeah, so that bullet missed.
You have one more bullet. I'm.
Going to just drop that gun, pull the other one out of my hip
like RoboCop since it's a subdermal thing.
Say Oslo beast a bitch. That's the.
Best one? Yeah, but this isn't an aim
shot. You didn't say aim shot.
You said you were just shooting her and that is over the 15 it
would cost to shoot her and you cause 12 damage.
Oh, Lamar, that. Was the best latest one liner.
She can only move one square without getting hurt, so she
takes another step back to the corner.
What did I just tell? You it would be the drones turn,
but you blew that up a second ago and it's retros to Oh my.
God. I mean, I kind.
Of feel bad. This kind of almost feels on the
level of bullying if they weren't already trying to kill
us. You can't have any conscience in
the corporal game. You can't have a conscience in
the corporal game, guys. Just a kid though.
I'm going. To head over 12345 are are you
like are you OK? Understand what you're doing.
Yeah, I was. Trying to kill Nick because he
ghosted me, OK, And now you're his friend, so I'm trying to
kill you. This is very simple Night City
shit. That's absolutely fair, Devin, I
would like. For you to.
Please acknowledge as a witness that I did try the right thing.
And then I blow her head off. Nice.
I have a notary. To well, I get, I keep getting
told that I just kill everybody. I'm like, I give him a shot.
And that's a name shot. You blow your shotgun through
her face and her head gets splattered against the wall and
she dies before you retro roll evasion.
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OK, bye. If I gotta get some frazil I
can't find it. 21 was the DV you get covered in blood.
Oh. Shit, oh jumps out here.
I pull out the very good toilet paper and just kind of offer it
to retro. Hey, here you go.
For me. Yeah, yeah, you got a little.
Yeah, you get inspiration for a Chekhov scan.
There you go, and combat is over.
You're now in this courtyard. You were still not found, Nick.
It's so soft. Retro The toilet paper is
sacrificed to clean you off. You are no longer covered in
blood, but you now have a wad of bloody tissues.
All right off. To find out.
I'm just going to drop it next to the body like.
I'll find our fuck boy. Yeah, is it not in this door
right here in front of us? Suppose you must be.
Statistically, probably. Shall I do the honors?
Hold up my pistol. Wait a minute, I'm going to step
to this one just in case. Retro as you walk over to this
door, do you want to examine it? Yes, I would.
I would love to. I would love to examine stuff.
OK, that will be. 32 you see that there is a little chip slot
in the wall and the very faint words safe room around it.
Oh, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll. I'm not going to tell them that.
I'm just going to go ahead and just start putting in the
firmware. Cool.
You put the chip into the wall and you watch it load.
The safe room unlocks and the door opens before you.
It makes a loud enough noise that everyone else notices it is
loud. Shit.
What you got there, buddy? I I found I found the safe room.
It literally says safe room right here.
I don't know what y'all stand by that door for.
Wonder what's in it though. I'll.
Take a look. I mean, what's going to what's
the harm of that? Oh, I can hear its wheel as you
open it. I shoot it.
April you shoot into this safe room.
No, no, I shoot the door here. Oh, you shoot the other door.
The roll is 16. The door was not locked and it
blows open. It is an empty blue shipping
container. Yay, great.
At least we know that there's not anybody hiding in there to
come get come after us. Exactly, could have been an
ambush later. Should have probably checked.
Jiggled the handle. I'll I'll own that.
A little jumpy right now, banged my head up good earlier.
We're just going to keep blaming it on that.
I I went up to a locked door and I totally didn't realize that
there was a latch in front of me to unlock it apparently.
I've been shot 3 times. Yeah, but.
What was? It Yep, they were all your
choices as I walk into the room. You walk into this green
shipping container to your South and West.
There is an opening to a yellow shipping container and in this
room there is a sink and three vending machines as well as a
few crates with some long term food in them.
Oh. Well, I've never wanted to pass
up a vending machine that's rolling dice.
One you find one thing, skip chip amazing.
Did. You buy it.
No. No, OK.
What's a skill chip? Skill chip regular variant.
Upon purchase choose skill skill receive +4 to that skill.
If base is 0, chips are outside where required.
Chip in today. It's like learning by by by just
downloading essentially. Cool.
Yeah, it's very much of the I know Kung Fu.
Yes, it's very, I know Kung Fu. The chip slot is will give you a
humanity loss. It's a cool mechanic because you
can, once you've used a chip, you can pull it in and out.
At least that's what I say, because you can just like chip
it in. I would like to ask if I buy the
if I buy the skill chip. I would like to buy it, but I
would like to have it do something a little more off the
wall. Sure.
If if I have it if I have it connected, I would like to have
the ability to pull off a random movie fighting move at some
point. Yes, but it'll only work once.
Well, yeah, yeah, only, only like what?
Like 1-1 per session. No.
Once. Ever. 500 is worth it, yeah.
Yeah, fair enough. You get one cool movie move
between now and forever. Just one.
Well, like it has like all the movie Kung Fu has like been
loaded onto it it. Is called it is a chip that's
just called an I know Kung Fu chip.
They burn out once. Side note, we should make that
as a home break. Continue What?
Do you even think I had already? I want to check the vending
machines. Cool, roll me AD 65.
You find 3 items? Well you found a skill chip.
Nice. I can.
I'm going to buy it. It's 500 eddies.
Yay. You now have a skill chip for
whatever skill you want, or you can also do the Kung Fu thing if
you want. I'm going to get it for a skill
I don't know what I want it for yet though.
Pick one. Can I?
Can I pick one later? I guess it's less fun pick one
now. OK, I pick.
Just the skill you have 0 in that's.
What it's used? Just any skill you have 0 in.
Yeah, or any skill, period. Actually.
No, the zero skills you get more points.
For regular skills you only get 2.
So if you see. What I mean?
So if you have no knowledge in it whatsoever, it gives you 4
points. Oh, that's cool.
That's cool. No, that's really cool actually.
That's why it's 500. They're expensive.
No, that's actually really cool, Pin.
Today. OK, I'm going to do.
Oh my God. I'm going to do interrogation.
I don't have anything in interrogation.
Why do I not have anything in interrogation?
Yeah, I'm, I'm. Doing that you have you now have
a skill chip that gives you +4 to interrogation.
I'm going to say that even if you did not install a skill a
skill chip slot before now you probably did because April would
probably have one I think at this point.
So let's just pretend you have one if you ever need it.
It is now part of your sheet. Yeah.
And Devon finds 4 things, including one of the rarest
things you will find, which is a skill chip times 2.
Now a * 2 skill chip lets you do the same thing but 4 * 2 skills,
which is why it's 1000 daddies I'm.
I'm going to go ahead and grab both of the regular skill chip
and the extra skill chip. That's the goal skill chip.
Because you bought over a certain amount, the real water
gets dispensed for free. Nice.
And I get real water. Hell yeah.
Somehow I have enough place to do that.
So. Oh.
Man, real water, the best kind of water.
It doesn't have flavor. And what are yours, What's your
skill and what's your times 2 skill?
My core skill will be what am I trash at that I keep having to
do dodge. Actually not that bad at that of
such trash. He's picking, he's picking.
I'm picking this is the best part.
You know what? Interrogation.
I actually don't have that much interrogation.
You have zero. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So now you get +4 if you have that chip installed.
And then what about your times 2 skill?
So any skill that has times 2 next to it.
Any skill that has times 2 next to it.
Martial arts, demolitions, Electronic security tech
paramedic auto fire. Auto fire?
What's auto fire? Auto fire is anything that you
roll over, the DV is the multiple of the damage and it
costs 10 bullets. So if you got an SMG and.
It has auto fire. Yeah, there's auto fire.
So you had 15 to hit your rod to 12 you get times 3 damage.
I, I, I'm gonna, I'm gonna. There's no good reason for this.
I'm gonna take martial art. Cool, great.
So yeah, you now have +4 to Kung Fu in general.
This is not a special move like what Retro has.
You can now do basic Kung Fu, but only if you have the chip
installed. You only have one slot, so you
have to choose between interrogation and Martial arts
whenever you. Oh, forgiven.
Everything that's happened to, it's going to be the martial
arts right now. And you do this little shopping
in this safe room from these vending machines, and you're
very happy with your purchases and you're sort of showing each
other your items. Yeah.
I mean, I'm really excited, but I can't really like, I can't
show it off because I'm too worried that I'd use it up.
Yeah, we better keep moving though.
You hear like a banging, a metal banging or what?
Are you guys shopping at the park?
Hello all, The show tonight. Right away, I'm glad there are
more vending machines. Oh, more shopping.
At the end of this corridor, you see a yellow door that is jammed
shut. Although the safe room has
unlocked. Nick has been trying to force
this door and he's actually jammed the door shut there.
You. Make a tail.
We do. We do.
Great. Is Cupid dead?
Yeah, with a vengeance. Great, great.
Awesome. I'm going to do this charity
thing and like, it's like it's like 20 minutes.
So can you guys? We're working on it.
Got some music to do we're. Working on it.
We're working on it. Wait a minute.
I have this much adrenaline without drugs holy shit.
We can fix it anyway. You're like, actually going to
give the money to the kids, right?
You're not going to. Give it to.
All of that stuff, it's all true.
I I turned to be weak. I just was shooting last year.
You can roll Human perception if you want to see if.
You believe him? I mean, I can, but I'm high.
Quite human perception. He is telling the truth. 18
Sweet. I believe whatever the fuck he
says. Yeah, you rolled A crit too.
You turn to the vending machine and it is completely filled with
kibble of different flavors, including candy corn.
And that's. Worse flavour.
Even worse, it's leftover from Halloween.
And there is also some candy cane flavoured one as well.
They do have seasonal they they, they actually change it up in
here. All of the different seasons of
kibble are in this one. Why keeping this door locked?
It's wedged, it just needs to be pushed open.
Oh, I thought it was like one of those like.
Sliding docks. Where you just had to put a
little thing through the pinhole.
No, it's a sliding door that he's like pushed off angle, so
it needs to be because he's pushed it from the other side,
it needs to be pushed from your side to line it back up.
Nice. April's trying to do something
and in between Retro and April, Devon kicks Roll for it.
Custom martial art Kung Fu 19. Yes, the door flies open.
A little bit of it smacks Nick in the face and he falls
backwards. He's on the ground, on his butt.
This Rockstar before you. Hey, Merry Christmas.
Come with me if you want to live.
Oh, that's a great like that. Very good inspiration for that.
You can use that in the future market on your sheet.
So are we going to go to the, are you going to like interview
me again or some shit? Yeah, we're going to the we're
going to the concert, we're going to get you there, and I'm
going to interview you backstage.
Awesome. All right.
Let's go. They better have cookies there.
A little pile into the car and he sits down in the back of the
vent. That looks like me.
That's weird. That's your mimic.
Not anymore, that company sucks. Yeah, it does.
Tell me about it. Hey, are you going to do like an
expose on the mimics so the people don't buy them for
Christmas because they're dangerous?
We're going to, we're going to see about that.
We're going to, we're going to see what, what, what all comes
from this. We have so much Devon.
Roll drive, land vehicle. Got you 13. 13 Yes, You are not
early to the show. You are nearly on time.
Here we go as per Rockstar. As per Rockstar, you get to the
location of the stage door. As we get there, I am going to
like confer with Nick and I'm going to say just confirming you
are not going to throw me under the bus.
You are going to be telling everyone that I saved you, that
I am the reason why you are here, and you are going to make
sure that I get my flowers for this.
Yes. All right, just making sure that
we're. Judging me for my past.
I'm really turning over a new Christmas leaf.
All right, you better prove this to me.
It's my Christmas gift to everyone you know Christmas.
All right, I'll be keeping an eye on you.
Christmas eye, right? I'm bad at this.
Absolutely don't be a ho ho ho. Right.
See, This is why you get paid the big, the bigger monies.
I'm all so bad at this. I'm not the writer.
No, no, you're a rock star and let's get you on that stage.
He's walking down the alley, waving at you.
I'll. I'll see you after the show.
Absolutely. The front door has tickets for
you. Thanks so much.
And he walks into the darkness of the stage door.
You are left alone. You are after the show and you
are left at the stage door with just a few minutes before this
giant Christmas concert begins. You can hear the crowd ebbing
through the walls and the Christmas music humming
underneath it. You know guys, I've learned
something today. When you do drugs and break up
with the girlfriend, it's probably better to make sure she
doesn't have access to a bunch of mimics that can come kill you
at Christmas. It's.
Trim, it's true, Yeah. It's really important not to be
an asshole. It's also really important not
to kill people. I didn't learn that lesson.
I didn't learn that lesson at all.
Well, I mean, cuz they'll probably try to kill you right
back. You see that?
That's that's where I was going with that.
So succeed at killing people. Didn't.
Yeah, make sure you kill them harder.
OK, I'll be honest, April. I was waiting for the right
moment. Yeah, the perfect time to ask
you out on a date. However, I'm going to have to
say no as I'm seeing somebody else right now.
It's a very lovely librarian. I'm really proud of you.
No, sorry, I can't. I cannot take your advances.
I apologize. That's, that's just fine.
That's but you know what? I'm, I'm honestly so flattered
and, and you know, I'm, I really hope that you have a wonderful,
wonderful, wonderful time with your librarian.
That's that sounds sounds like you got a great thing going.
We've been on two dates. It's going fine.
I'm. Really excited for you.
I thank you so much that. Sounds like that.
Sounds like a problem bring bring banana phone.
April, Hi. How's it going?
How's the Nick guy? Was it a smooth thing?
No like weird car chases or death in container.
It was just as exciting as as we would all expect it to be.
Awesome. That's great.
Great. Well, don't forget to film an
outro near the stage door. It's a good back shot, you know
what I mean? Let's not read into the phrasing
of that. Anyway, Merry Christmas,
everyone. By everyone I mean you, April.
Don't forget to say that at the end.
And don't forget to do a bit for Mimic unless it turns out
they're a terrible company in which you can expose them in
your outro. Anyway, bye click.
Bye, trust me so implicitly. What a weirdo.
Retro You saddle up your camera and point it at April for a good
shot, the first standing in front of the stage door.
And. Hello, Night City.
I'm April Anonymous Network 54. I'm standing here at Nick
Santos's big holiday concert here, and I am honored to be one
of his invited guests here in the VIP section.
We are going to be backstage interviewing him later and I am
just incredibly honored and grateful to have met him, to
have spoken to him earlier, and to have gotten this amazing
interview footage with him. However, I am unfortunately
tasked with reporting to you right now live on the air.
Me and Nick Santos, friend of my wonderful crew, we have
discovered terrible, terrible news about the company running
the Mimics. They are not all that they seem
to be. So much information is coming
forward, not only about the company itself, but this
reporter has barely escaped with their life.
More information to come. Nick and I are going to be
speaking backstage. I have the exclusive scoop just
for you, Night City. But in the meantime, let's enjoy
this amazing concert. It's for a good cause.
And remember, Silver bells, Silver bells, it's Christmas
time in Night City. Good night, Night City.
And you're clear. Thank you very much.
Yeah, good job everybody. Round of applause for amazing.
Amazing guest. Well done, we've done it.
We've finished the adventure. We did it.
That's a lot of ours. I'm going to edit.
Hi friends, I actually am April Anonymous, not a reporter in
Night City, but a streamer on Twitch and a content creator
across the rest of the Internet. I do a lot of vlogs on YouTube,
I do Tik Toks on TikTok, I do Instagrams on Instagram.
So go follow me all of those different places.
I have a lot of adventures in New York City and I actually do
have a press pass and I actually do have crazy, crazy adventures
there live on the streets. So if you enjoy my adventures
here in Night City, you might just enjoy my adventures on the
streets of New York City. I've had just the most amazing
time guesting here on No latency this time and last time and then
all of the cameos in between. Fingers crossed they have me
back again. I'm always down to come back and
I'm always honored whenever they give me the opportunity to play
in their box. Thank you guys so much and
hopefully I'll see you all soon. Bye.
Yeah, you will. Thank you so much, April.
We really appreciate you coming in.
Literally anytime. Tommy the money she lost, lost
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Find me doing things. Look, the more you know what I
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I need, I need so many more followers so that brands will
send me free shit. Your follows gets me free shit.
So please follow me so I can get free shit.
Yes, please also follow the no Latency Instagram as well for
the same reason. Follow us.
All the Instagram links would be in the description.
Oh yeah, by the way, I had a freaking blast.
I love playing Devin. The worst exec in that city, but
the best brawler somehow. Yeah, you guys, you guys were
spicy today. Yeah, you did a great job.
Thank you so much for being here.
And Evan? I mean, what's there to say?
Hi, I'm Evan Christopher, your local drugged up tech robot head
guy. You can find me here at no
latency. You can find any of the now
recent homebrew drops of no protocol that we've been
releasing and soon to be releasing more steadily
throughout the Patreon, which is free.
It is free if you the. Documents are all free as part
of the Patreon, you can just download them.
We also have another podcast if you get sick of all the cyber,
you know futuristic stuff where I play DND with my friends and
we create a whole world and I get to take binary spot and
everybody gets to ruin my stuff. I also.
It's called Save the D8. It is called save the D8.
I forgot what it was called. Thank you for that.
To mention the thing that you are talking.
About I have the socials of of Instagram and Twitter, and I
also sometimes stream on twitch. Don't expect it to be all the
time because I'm very bad at that and but it.
Is pretty good and you can find retro@retro.tv DATV.
Yes, and you want just hey, thanks fans.
I always enjoy doing the Christmas one shots.
It's my favorite one to do every year.
In my personal opinion, we get the best guess for Christmas.
I get to have the most fun. I get to create all kinds of
Christmas mayhem with all the Christmas puns.
And you know, honestly, you all get to make that happen for me.
So you know what, who cares about my stuff?
Thank you. Thank you so much to all of our
guests and of course Evan for joining us here at No Latency
for our Christmas One Shot for the Real Human year of 2025.
Thank you so much, all of our listeners for joining us every
Wednesday here at No Latency. You can find more information
about the show at nolatencypodcast.com.
You can also get a few extra goodies on our Patreon,
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We've got lots and lots of fun things for you to enjoy to add a
little bit of no latency to your home here.
I joined the Patriot. But that's it from us here at No
LATENCY, and we'll see you next time in Night City.
Merry Christmas. Good night Night City and good
luck Night City. Gang, gang.
Oh yeah, this is my Tim Gunn
impression. I love what you've done with the
stitching here. It's.
So great. Thank you listener once again
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Don't forget to check out all of our socials links available in
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Have a good week and we'll see you next time in Night City.