Last time I know links you hear a big from Vanna White.
Josh. It don't worry I'll take care of
this. You go get those drinks pork.
Well I mean I guess we got to fix this up.
Fuck is this guy? Yo, what's up TV?
Dude I'm reads you guys should check out tuna.
Check out the T-shirt, he's got a t-shirt.
It says tuna fatty tuna. It's great.
I'm Tina. Nice to me as I go.
What I'm saying? I was smuggle you something that
you ain't been able to get inside the city you'll be back.
When this is only 1000, I am currently researching the train
Domino database activate, the train information.
Playback initiated We've got a plan to get on the
train. Yeah, I got it.
I only got a plan to get on the train.
You were not paying attention. No, I was not there.
No. You work.
Chuckle fucking around. You came into the bar.
Did you come into the bar? Did you not come into the box?
No, it was outside the whole time.
The whole time. You can you roll back?
The tapes, you came in with Steer real slung over your
shoulder. I offered you supplements and
you said, no. And then I said it helps with
drinking and you went. No, so fuck you.
You heard the plan will Santo and I paid attention the entire
time. Yeah, the fucking attitude.
I do actually have a plan but you're a bitch.
Could you want to go for the top Rendezvous?
The middle Rendezvous or the southern Rendezvous will go to
the north? Yeah, X, NE just do that.
Yeah, it's ionis plan. Yeah, I remember, I paid
attention. You drive your vehicle through
night City stopping it, some lights, and you get to a light.
And some guy comes out with a rag and a squeegee and start
spraying the in cleaning the front window.
And Waving and giving their give me some money.
Look, don't make eye contact. I see these guys before I will
make eye contact and stare like death daggers into his soul here
attracts very carefully and just sort of waves and sort of
mouthed the word. Sorry.
It will go back to Of Mice and Men.
I keep driving. Did you put your bike on the
back? Oh yeah.
It's like you can get like those cool attachments.
One of those cool taxes you can put on like a hitch which
apparently this VW bug has a hitch.
It does not. And say yeah I just kind of goes
you know horizontal to the back of the of the book or of the
van, sounds good. I also because I've done this
run, I'm a Smuggler and this is what I do for a for a living is
smuggle things in and out of night City.
I imagine I know a place that has if not zero protection And
then at least lesser so Romeo, do 1013?
Yep. You find your way past the
checks. So your vehicle doesn't get
checked for weapons or Contraband and you head out into
the Badlands towards the Rendezvous point.
The Rendezvous point is literally sign in the middle of
the desert. Next to it are these two huge
Groove marks, really, really far apart, and I imagine some sort
of hole ramp that we can launch off of it and on to the Strain
sort of yes. Otherwise, how else do we get
onto the train? You'll see.
So in the distance you can hear a huge Foghorn, which, you know,
Jeb to be the signal for. We are reaching a rendezvous
Point, here she comes. Ladies and gentlemen, if you
ain't seen this before soon, you'll be seeing the train in
the Foghorn blares again and outside of the side of their
metal pole. There's this little flip sign
that just flicks out, And it says, start your engines.
I just, rev Romeo d-10 this for what driving skill, it don't
fuck this up, please? Because it also had those little
red flashing lights, mmm, gonna and then it's everybody buckle.
And that means you too. They're on our seatbelts.
In the back, there are seat belts now.
Wait, who's riding shotgun? Who you pointing at?
You don't let it shut down. I'm riding shotgun.
Okay, well, that means that I guess me you're riding shotgun.
You have the shotgun It makes makes sense.
Somebody hold on too slow for me.
Here we go. The light goes Amber.
And you hear another horn then another light comes out also
Amber you hear another horn at this point?
Another sign pops out and it says get to 60 and then the
green light goes I punch it. Your all forward.
What did you roll 16? I'm sorry.
No, it was 20 good good. It was good for me.
The train just blares past you and you see eight.
Eight cars appear and start rushing past you.
There's this long ass vehicle, it's big and is wide and on
various pieces of it and these different sections.
There's this huge DS logo, standing for Desert steam,
there's a guy on the top of the back, car a deck, and he looks
at you, and he flashes a light at you, and out of the side of
the back car, a big ramp clinks down onto the ground and stuff
that I crossed the ground. And he's like, waving you in?
You driving? Oh yeah, I'm pushing this baby
to its limit. I've hit 60, but I'm going to
keep on going. I need that little extra speed
with this. And I give her a message, just
tug and pull a card left. As I just come right into that
writings that ramp as best. I can cool Romeo d-10 so you
don't fuck it up. In the meantime, I have gripped,
the dash the entire time and, on my television screen, is every
single move. He's horrified face of some kind
of car right before crash is happening.
And then you cut over to Sano and doesn't even look up from
the book reading. I own, it has just grasped
bundles hand and it's just squeezing, then Del stops
drawing to squeeze your hand back.
It's going to be okay, I know. No.
Oh, and they go back to drawing you guys, reach the ramp.
Wiggle on to it in a very, very cool way.
Not super amazing. Be get on there and you don't
pop any other tires role in the ramp attracts, and closes up the
wall and you're now in a relatively large, it's like a
little smaller than a city block room as a few vehicles in here
and a lot of cargo the train car.
You're in is the final one. That's the one you caught up
with your now in the eighth car of the train.
Don't know this guy that flagged Us in.
Yes, it's Greg. Greg, you son of a bitch.
Get down here. How you doing my man?
Hi there, man, how's it going? And he's like smoking cigarette.
How's it going? Motherfucker?
Greg, it's been. It's been too long.
I tell you he's still got that grand and a half that you want
off me. Last time I made it in the more
you know me. Dude.
You got a posse to ninja, man. How's it going?
My man? He strolls.
Zup Tucson. Oh I like your he's not touching
you. I like your arm.
That's some cool-ass cyberware right there.
No John's gonna be jealous of that shit.
No Greg listen, I got a cut right down to brass tacks Sloane
will she she took a bit of a beating did you lose Sloan in a
card game? Again, that was a one-time thing
and I will never let that happen again.
Yeah, that's what my that was a good game though.
Listen, listen. She's come down some hard times
and I'm looking, well, I'm looking for a piece.
A specific part. Let me see if I can find it
here. It's Number here it is about of
don't work bet. It's the be 9x 17.
You know that part? Whoo.
Be 9 x 17. You're asking for a lot there.
Boy, I can do a hunt. I was told not to shit.
It's one scavenger out here that I know is going to give me a
part of that. On me.
It's gonna be you Greg. I know that I know that.
Yeah. We got some Salvage in cargo 3.
Might be worth a look. Dave is in there.
Dave's. All right.
Should we ask this person about What we're doing here or should
we leave it be? Oh Greg can be trusted, I see
you. Ask me whatever you need.
I ask. What do you need my man?
We are on a mission. Have you seen anyone?
Come aboard with. Seen a more Z.
Alias name of stranger. O.
Stranger. Yes.
Strangers on board. I mean, I don't know if you're
be able to get him off here, but yeah, no, he's on the train.
Is he prisoner? That's a very complicated
question. I see, I'm not sure I have an
answer for that. Well, just kinda tell us where
he is and we shall go. What he's in the prison car.
The Tyler I assume he is a prisoner.
I mean he was a farce, don't lock the door, no more.
Why is he being kept in the prison car?
Though. It is not locked.
Well. RAV RAV wanted someone to fix
the vending machines on the train.
There ain't no one better. They're doing that.
That then then then then stranger.
So he offered him an invitation that he couldn't refuse.
If he said no we would have just taken him so we brought him in
put him in his cell and he said he wouldn't leave.
So we leave it open and you make sure the vending machines are
working so we can all fuck and eat get cigarettes.
He lights up another cigarette. The vending machines.
Strangers just helping you fix vending machines.
Well, he's like the best guy for fixing vending machines in the
whole fucking state. It's a good point.
We don't get many vending machine fixes out here in the
Badlands. That's why I read brought him on
and man, you know, Reverend him, they have conversations
sometimes and they take a long time for someone who's just here
fixing vending machines. But like, Maybe he's just really
into it. I'll tell you what though?
There is not one. Well, it might be a broken one
on here, but I can't find it. Most of the vending machines you
find around here fucking work. So if you're hungry, just go for
it. Maybe talk with the stranger
then I mean. I guess you'd have to go through
the train, though and let's go. Let me look after you look after
your car. I do not care.
Police, do Greg, would you kindly?
Yeah, no words. A great connect.
Can I talk to you for a second? Just just us.
Sure. I'm going to go off to find a
pack of cigarettes, but you find a vending machine and they are
five Eddie's. Santa's gonna head to where the
strangers, okay? You're going to head into the
next car again. Yeah, Greg just between you and
my Justice two fellows from the Badlands.
I know we also hear us folk of the of the land we understand
people, you know, we can just read them.
And so I got I asked God I ask You trust a stranger.
Fill your trust and love me. Really trust him with my food
and he can't play cards for shit.
All right, nice guy. Real nice guy.
Alright, so that's why I appreciate you.
Greg. You, you you're a straight
shooter. Clad to himself.
That's why it's weird to him and rev talk.
A lot. That is where you're all right.
Grab. Hey you you tell, you tell your
wife that you know I miss her already.
That's not the months back. So you leaving the voucher in
the car, Oh oh yeah yeah Sloane is Greg and Sloan they know each
other they I trust my trust sounds good.
You move on to the next car and inside there is a ladder that
goes up to a cargo container on the top of the train car that
you're on you now in the train car marked McBay and there are a
bunch of people working on vehicles.
It's loud. There's people shouting things
from left to right parts being Run across the room expertly and
sometimes in kind of an impressive way at least once in
a bad way, where someone drops something and does that look
around of like, oh, fuck, did anyone see that?
And other than you no one did. They're working on bikes and
reinforcing things attaching plates, adding turrets and
fixing stuff either for themselves or to sell to others.
And so I know you're the first person in here Wendell and I are
are going with. So no, we are not walking with
him though. To let him do his thing.
The thing we're giving him space.
Oh good. Okay, yes, I'm following behind
Iona because I don't want to be near Santa sounds good.
I will walk past everything was a great disinterest.
Visible disinterest. And try to get to the next
dream. The door is closed.
To the next car. I asked someone next to me.
Excuse me. I need to get to the next train.
Can someone please let me add or you won't move forward?
Yes. Well, why are you here?
I need to speak to stranger. One picture.
Stranger. All right.
Mmm. I talked to Rave about that.
Can't just come in and talk to prisoners.
Just willy-nilly. Where is Reve?
In the front. How may I speak to him?
If I cannot move past this train, you could ask, you could
ask nicely and I can give them a call.
Yes, please. All right.
Oh shit. See saying no, it's important to
us out. Here us us, simple folk on the
Badlands. A little respect.
Goes a long way and I give them a come.
Look, give a little side eye. Yes.
All right, he gets out his little device and Taps away that
you makes phone call. Hey, we got a guard back here in
car 7. Wants to speak to stranger.
All right. Well what's your name dude?
Sino Sarno and Jebediah. Tell him tell him jeopardize
back we talk like few months ago people died from what I have one
from or jeopardizing my family from the Westwind pack was last
winter. I do with you guys maybe a year
or so ago. I don't know if there's some guy
here from the West Winters. Okay.
Yeah, that's gonna nods like yeah, he'll he knows.
All right, he lets you through the door in the Next Room is a
corridor and you walk beside a ladder that goes up with a
little sign that says flight deck.
Looks like it's some kind of landing and taking off plant pad
for flight Vehicles. Then there is a big plane, very
unassuming wall to your left and then the normal train wall to
your right is a very very thin Corridor and is taking up a lot
of whatever's on this other side of this wall is taking up a lot
of space in. There is a very secure door in
the middle of it. And then there's a sign at the
very end of the room that has the word engine to prison
kitchen, whole and faithful on it because, like train cars are
like the size of city blocks. So what you're saying is that
there's like a small walkway in here and there's what we can
only assume is the majority of a city blocks worth of space
concealed by a wall. Yes, curious Can we move
forward? So notice so that you pass for
vending machines near the end and another duel, my open cool.
It opens. I walk through.
Yeah, what's very move on to the next area and in front of you,
is engine to. And there are three dudes in
here. All right.
Rookie. Now take the empty canister.
What would that put? That blue stuff.
Yep. Take that and put it in the
shoe. Shoot so they can reuse it.
Okay. Well don't put anything in the
gangway ever engine to is open. So Falcon walk through it.
What got it? Holy nutsack, I haven't even
looked up yet. That engines fragging here you
doing. It might recall.
I didn't get no call. We must pass this.
Train car to go to the The next dream car.
What? And he puts his hand out because
he he's suddenly realizing he's very death, what?
All right, be cool because it's alright hey hey this is
jem'hadar Westwind packed. This we're just passing through,
don't you? Worry about it, we'll be right
out of your hair, cover hat. All right.
What you through here?
Who are you big gestures? We're coming.
We're fine. It was your man back out that
way. It was Greg, Greg, I just threw
who's Smeg. Uh-huh.
All right. Hey Trent, Do You Wanna Fuck
this guy saying? Change that?
Illiterate his gun, Bill caught. They'll call you, you know, so
you shouldn't you didn't wear earplugs.
Yeah, soon as much Trent wasn't training, we're just passing
through your Friend over there, just call the head up to up to
rev. Okay, said we speak, we're just
passing through my friend, okay be careful top.
Oh be careful. I've you know he'll actually was
back. I was on this train maybe about
a year ago. Know if you remember Westwind
pack we're dealing with. You had a few helicopters were
dropping off. No, that no.
Really when you that, okay, don't worry about it.
I just been chain smoking this entire time.
As Remy is both deeply afraid of everything that's going on, but
also extremely excited. As there's so much Tech here
that he wants to work on so much.
But get cannot because he's too afraid and he's just taking
cigarettes and using this fancy gold lighter that he stole.
Laughs, somebody one time just to light it and smoke and then
starting up another one. Nice, the next car is labeled
the prison. It's a big sign that says prison
and there's a bolted iron, like a barred door with classic
prison looking door. And then inside, you can see
they're a bunch of cells. Finally, whoo-hoo, they'll look
in charge around here. There's two gods and a guy
listening to, or reading a book. Looks like one of your one of
those one of them readers uh Read books out here, Badlands.
You must not be from around here.
You must not be around from around it.
All right. Listen.
You know, you might actually get along with our with our, my
ninja friend here. He's been reading some nonsense.
We visiting prisoners, yeah. Rev uh, sent us said we're here
to. We're here to talk to one
called, stranger works on them. They invented machines.
Vending machine guy. Yeah, you got this one working
and he Taps the vending machine next to him.
Wonderful. He's the one may we speak with
him, please. I mean, he's not here right now
but I mean you can is see you can see this his cells just down
there, you can wait for him if you like.
Where is he? I don't know, rev took him, I'll
be back in a minute, I guess. And you look down and you see
that there's one cell and the cell door is wide open and
there's like just a foot like a doorstop in the bottom of it and
is open and inside, it looks like a desk and you can see
through it. Do you want to look at the other
cells? Turn right to look at the other
cells. There are four other cells.
In one, there's a guy with like, a black cloak on to send a
looking, sadly at himself. There's a, there's a guy in an
era. Soccer uniform looking really
angrily at the ground and in the final one.
The man covered in gold and he's scribbling on the wall crazily,
to Goldman. You can see him from my knee.
Hasn't seen you scribbling away on the wall.
Does he look like he has a bullet injury?
Not okay. And if we take the call poem,
And as I do this, I'm gonna kill that our psychic take his hat.
Is he a Steve? He might be, I don't fuck with
no sleeves. You say that out loud?
No, okay, I go into the cell and I look around as I wait for him
to stranger to return. Don't, I'm gonna head towards
ref? Okay, since I know is looking
inside the cell, roll me a perception check perception.
Okay. Okay, looking for perception,
there are so many skills. There is perception awareness.
It's there. It's the bolted one there.
Okay, rolling it and I rolled up 70.
You're all 17. Whoo, just enough.
You find some food. Some clothes.
A little bit of water that's branded with the trains logo on
it. You also find a heat blade.
It's very similar to your sword, except it also Court arises.
The wound after you're done so you can continue torturing your
enemy. I'll take it.
Did you? I'm you walked past the cell
with the arisaka guy and as you do come out of that cell?
Yes, cool. As you come out.
He's staring at you. I will stare back at him.
Is it him? Yes.
What do you want? I know you are.
Is that an invitation for me to end you?
Hey, better than what they would do to me.
Most likely. Come to the bars.
And I'll show you some mercy. He stands up boughs and sticks
both of his hands out through the bars.
I get my he played out. And this is the same as the
regular Katana. Yes.
But it does one extra D6. Damage.
Is this person talking? Is this the stranger?
No. Okay, this is guy in an era.
Soccer uniform. Yeah, I'll raise my, he played
up, and I'll say a poem to him in Japanese because I know
Japanese And sounds very cool. He says, thank you.
And I will ya lower my blade. Now, where are you cutting him?
I Look to Him. He held his hands out.
Yeah, through the buzz Palms facing upwards Palms facing
upwards. Do I know exactly what he wants
me to do here? He's showing you.
He doesn't have a weapon in his hands so he's basically asking
for exactly what you're giving because he doesn't want to be
here anymore. Yeah.
Now, they'll stick my he played into his face.
She sucks. All right.
Roll a d-10. 17. Yeah.
That hit 12 damage. Yeah.
Well I'm gonna call that stuff to play through his face
essentially. Yeah, don't really know how it's
going to survive that. So you stuff that he played
through his face and I'm sort of twist it as it comes out because
it's a whole body to spin and you can smell cooked.
Human flesh as he falls to the ground dead.
Oh my God. So no J's is sewn up.
I just God stands up. Did you just kill that guy?
Bye-bye. I'm Jesus kneel down in front of
them and do a slight bow. I don't know.
This guy. The god pulls out his gun.
No. Now, if asano demonetized this
prisoner, I'm sure there was a good reason to you as arisaka.
Yeah. You see.
He was arisaka. And why is that a good reason
they almost died? Well, yeah, but we needed him.
I do apologize. So so, my friend here, has a
mission and makes him a little You know, tunnel blind.
If you deal with arisaka, you must die as well.
So now I'm trying to help you here.
Shut the fuck up. We got paid more.
If he was alive. Fuck money.
Should not be your only objective in this world.
Yeah, money doesn't make the train go forward though.
Does it? Mean I do not know what piece of
chain go forward. And you want because frankly, as
a closely guarded secret, we just give me a second and he
hits a button on the side of the wall and then alarm goes off.
Yeah, listen the Dead. All right.
Well, you guys, you guys do that.
So sorry about this misunderstanding, you guys seem
to be having here, Remy. She's still wanna go take a look
at that. Dr. Richter Talk to rev, talk to
the stranger. I'm not there shit as you walk
towards the door towards the next car.
It shuts in front of you because the alarm.
But here's my question, did I, did I see that and I or no, you
don't know why the door shut in front of you.
It just goes shopping right in front of you.
I tapped well but help button for customer help the door.
Please hang up your own butt. Now, there's a bomb going off,
you here on the other side of the door, there's like a corrupt
as a kerfuffle. There's a lot of noise happening
after a few moments the door slides open and barreling
through and past you for dudes all heading towards the prison.
And you can hear two dudes coming from the other side as
well. And now there are six guys
standing at the entrance to the prison.
All pointing guns at sauna, who has a blade that still on?
I have I have stepped away from Sano.
I put my hand on Vandal shoulder who who is now alert and I have
taken out my agent and I'm currently taking notes while
looking like I'm taking notes just trying to look a little
busier. And keep a very corpo are here,
fair enough? Jebediah just has his hand over
his face, like, trying to like, I don't know these people.
Sorry, fellows, that I can't help you.
I'm one of the one of the guards push past the other guys.
Is this about? He's much shorter than everyone
but he's wearing chief officer on his badge.
I took the life of someone who has wronged me.
Kill your soccer guy. Did you?
Welcome. I did wait.
Was worth more alive. Oh why don't you stop him?
So in my book was really good enough, excuse your books
anymore. Do that the opens a window and
throws the book out of a window right?
Well you owe me five grand. Otherwise, I have to fucking
kill you. You really should have your
priorities in a different place. Yeah.
Well maybe this is how we make our money.
He was a contract. I'm fairly certain.
We're going to fucking kill him anyway but that are alive are
Yes, dead is better. It's also less money.
You keep saying this but you truly know what that means.
You owe me five grand. Otherwise, with fucking killing
you. You have 10 seconds to give you
five grand. I do not have the money.
Are you gonna pay me then First suggestion.
What's that noise? I am a work for hire.
I am a street Samurai. Hmm, I will cure anyone, you
desire and if it is the trade-off is for the purpose of
killing than arisaka. I must do some Duty for you then
so be it. Roll, roll me persuasion.
Okay. 27. That's a crit.
You just created a all right. Yeah.
And everyone loves their weapons.
Okay? You did kill him.
Farrell shit. It right.
Well right, here's my Heap at hands, you a very plain card
which will you can tap on to your tile and get his
information. Yes, it will do.
So I'm gonna hire you, you know what, I'll fucking pay you as
well. Did you got correct?
Fucking pay you? And a guy named killing look at
message in 24 hours. It will be done right?
You book nerd? Yeah.
Look that clean up this Blood. Oh shit.
There's no blood. The fuck did you do that?
You die. Yeah, hold up.
My flame sword. He saw earlier.
YouTube ninja man. Can ID heat the sword?
Yeah, it's a button. Okay?
No. Press the button and I'll put it
in my sash like it. You definitely could fold into
your arm piece. If you wanted to do that at any
point, it would mean youyou only allowed to keep one in there.
So your regular sword, I would have to come out.
Yes, I will for now, put it in a sash as if it is shift.
Cool. You don't currently have a
Scabbard. You'd have to find one by one
do. Something.
And if you do that, give you a bonus to drawing it.
When you fight, cool. I will Drew one eventually.
Yeah, fine. Just do me one favor.
Don't fucking kill any more people here.
Right almost turned into a. I'm not I must have to call in a
cleaner. Clean up all the blood and is a
core part here. That's extra paperwork.
Hmm. Anyway right?
You get the fuck out of prison and you lucky bastards is too
much fucking trouble and he hits another button and there's a
noise, he goes that was up to one dead but it's just a
prisoner and we've got a we've got a new Assassin and the alarm
turns off We are looking for stranger point to Student,
please. Using the in the front of the
train. Can you take us there?
Take your own way. There, I'll go.
Fill out. Paperwork for the fucking dead
guy. You just killed me huffily, like
walks away. And that the security doors on
either side of the car sloosh up and you are now free to keep
exploring the train. You are free to move side, the
cab. Next time on Nolan's.
Does there need to be a distraction while these things
happen? Or can we just do them silently
and quietly? Oh, well, do you think that you
can do that without? You know, they monetizing
yourself. I'm going to try to put on my
bravest face even though don't have one.
We're here cuz we're trying to find the stranger.
Obviously Jim does. I don't know who you are.
You're just strange to me it had I'm stranger.
Motherfucker and a good lies. Mostly the truth.
Anyway, no reason to lie to you. Stranger.
Wait, Domino. Went to the other side of the
wall. Yeah, he's in trouble.