Last time on no latency side quest.
I don't suppose I have any idea what BB might look like.
You expect to visit? US dev, do you Remember Me?
Oh. Yeah, I'm Bridge and then also
hello to the rest of you. You give me a reputable mechanic
and you get a few more credits. Reputable is up for debate.
She's good. Here's the thing.
I'm the. Fixer What kind of jobs?
Are you getting? Client requires medical
container picked up and delivered to the corporate
district. My matches my.
Tank Cryoshank is what will happen if we don't get this job
done. Someone's snippy.
Yes, we are on our way. Thank you.
I slammed the door. What?
Part of the city are we in right now?
What? Hell yeah, I mosh to a legally
binding argument. Somebody in danger?
If they're in danger, we got to help.
Them no free. Kata, ignore Devin.
This is bad. Oh, keep going.
Drive what? She's bleeding if you insist.
It's fate. Are you going to try and ram
this woman? Not intentionally, but if she
gets run over she was in the way of my car, right?
If you turn up the studio and read up the latest music, which
is actually just a reading of your rights when it comes to
vehicular manslaughter, then we're absolved.
Look, all I know is legally she's in the middle of the
street where she should not be in and if she gets run over
there's no St. lights right now that is on them.
She's not in the middle of a crosswalk.
It's not a crosswalk, it's not a red light.
She is not law enforcement and so I'm going to run her over if
she stays there. This is a trap.
Yeah, I mean, wow. So we're fighting.
We might be. Let's.
Go and he'll grab his wrist and you'll hear the chainsaw start
revving under his jacket. There's a there's a a bogged out
male scum scabbard that jumps out from behind some of the
boxes on the north side of the road and he looks at you VV and
you lock eyes. Oh fuck.
We're. No, and you hear the revving of
engines. God.
And behind you arrived 3 vehicles revving their engine
filled with dudes. You're going to stay or run.
You are outnumbered. We got a job to do.
Deb was going to be. Run.
Yeah, Deb was going to look through the mirror.
Passive rear, rear mirror. I would hold on to something
flooring and pressing the Nos at the same time.
You're here Nos now. Sick brother.
Oh no. Not using the whole thing.
No, no. You have charges.
That's fine. Yeah, that's a choice you've
made +2 to rolls for it. close to.
So, Landy. Come on, dice.
Now remember what I what I that I am the GM that lets you roll
anything for anything. So if you want to be creative
with any of these rolls, you can.
Oh, oh, absolutely. Hold on.
Give me one second to bullshit my way out of here, OK?
I am going to lock in. I'm going to do that thing that
happens to all corporate people where they're like hearing too
much bullshit from their upper management and they're just
going to like concentrate so hard on what needs to happen.
I'm going to bare knuckle to the steering wheel.
I'm going to just focus on moving forward and I want to use
concentration to keep this truck as straight as possible.
Sounds good. I like it.
Pretty girl. Yeah, let's go. 14.
Yeah, that's a 16. That's really good.
You did really well. Nice.
And you drive through some of the streets.
You actually managed to lose 1 of the vehicles, but
unfortunately 2 are still on your tail.
And now you're in a chase. You're racing through the rain.
It's battering against the front of the van.
Currently all the windows, the doors are shut.
Phoebe, you're standing over this container, which is now
jostled in the space and has got down to about 60% stability.
Oh no. Guys, I hate to alarm everybody,
but we need to be careful. If this thing takes damage or
like gets too jostled, it's going to lose stability and it's
only at 60% right now. Is that like the therapy?
Thing you talked about like. That being stable.
In a way, yes, that is a great comparison, saw.
Now we need to make sure we. Protect it like we protect.
Our own space. OK, so.
I So you're telling me be this this this cryo Dings therapist?
Yes, we need to protect it, so don't let it get hurt.
Come on doc. Thank you.
All right, everyone, we're all for initiative.
Wonderful. Terrible.
I'm not known for my speed. I'm known for my fast talking,
not my fast movement. I've turned on some.
Sid Wave Music. Hell, you should.
Oh yeah. Holy crows or oh.
My God. He can move, so I think.
It's all going first. Hell yeah.
Wow, wow, Bridge rolling the lowest initiative on the Yeah.
I let other people do the fighting for me.
Apparently. I tip well 82%.
All right, so you're inside the van.
You can see through the window in the back of the van that
you're being chased by two vehicles.
What's happening? Do I?
So we're in a combat zone. You're near a combat zone.
We got it. We're on the outskirts of a
combat zone. Can't walk away.
I mean, Miss Vivi said to protect this, this cryo tank.
So and and let me think real quick, the back doors open it.
Can be there's a window? OK, through the back door or on
the sides? The back of the van opens.
There's a pair of doors on the top of those doors is like a
glass window and it is a solid window.
There are windows you can open on the side of the van that you
can lean out of at the back. You'd have to crack the doors
open. OK, Saw is going to open up the
window that he is next to as he is placed on one side of the van
and he is going to take out his gun.
Let me just check the range on a slug real quick.
The closest van is about 30 feet behind you.
Got it. OK, Yeah, I will lean out the
you know, as we're looking at this map, I'll I'll lean out the
the the window that I'm. Closest to South side.
And I will the South side window.
Yep, and I will. I will shoot a slug at this red
vehicle chasing us. Roll Trip.
Oh, what is the? Range.
Oh, I see that. Thing you.
Said 30 feet. Or meters, Feet.
Feet, but cyberpunk is. Cruel.
Yeah, each square is five feet. Got it.
Yeah. Your first shot misses, goes
wild, blasting straight through a really big raindrop.
You can see it spatter across the front of the van.
He swerves, but he does OK. OK, and you get 2 actions
correct? You can do two things, yes.
But what's? The reason fire on your shotgun?
Is it one or? 20 It is one.
It is one. Yes, you are correct.
You can do other stuff though if you want.
There are like, there's some boxes and debris on the shelves
in the back of this van. Oh, perfect.
Yeah, he's going to grab the biggest box.
He's not even going to care what's inside of it.
Sorry, sorry, Devin. And yeah, he's just going to
grab the biggest box and it hopefully it fits through the
window. If not, he is going to push it
through the window and try to get it in way of this red
vehicle. Roll something.
I'm sure that's not going to be expensive.
Let's see this. Let's.
See. Let's see, let's see, would that
be? Rolling.
Yeah, that's what I was looking at.
Oh, oh, that's a crit success. This box flies out the window
and smacks the van as a maelstrom scabber hanging out
the side of his best friend's ride trying to shoot at you.
And he gets hit in the face with a box and it does.
He holds on. He holds on.
It does do. It does do.
Let's say wet box and rain. It's a crit.
So let's go with three D6. You roll that.
No, I'm sorry. Damage.
Yes. It's your damage.
I'm. Not rolling for.
You. That is me.
That is correct. Got it. 9 damage.
Nine has a lot of damage. Oh, it's not good when you see
this guy take 9 damage because he's sitting on the the
passenger's side. He.
Pushes the box off of this you. Fucking bastard having a fall
from my. Lab and unfortunately, Devin,
you recognize the box that flew at the back.
It's worth about 70 eddies and that's how much you've lost.
God damn it. What was in the box?
Please roll a driving check. Yes, first.
Driving check, which I'm sure is going to be the best driving
check ever. How?
How is that? No I did you roll a crypto 2 +
3? I think you did.
Oh no, that's land vehicle tech, correct.
Oh, that's land vehicle tech. That's the wrong thing.
Drive land, vehicle under control.
Oh, fake, because that would have been bad.
Oh dear. Oh, you know what's amazing?
I've been using the wrong thing this whole time.
Oh have you? I hate this one.
Fuck you so. Much the van that you're in
Karine's backwards and you are now a mere 10 feet from the red
vehicle behind you. The guy who was hit by a box is
angry once your head sore, but you now get to do something
else. Devin, I do.
Quick question, how armored is this armored car?
Are we talking baby tank? Are we just talking like souped
up Hummer? A normal vehicle doesn't really
have any armor. This vehicle has an AP of three,
so any damage is reduced by three.
And I'm assuming the cars following us don't appear to
have any armor on them. Not really.
They're honestly they look like stolen vehicles.
OK, I'm going to Devin's going to think back when he was a
young boy watching shows about private security pulling over
cars and high speed chases, and he's going to use his education
of angles and stuff to try to ramp the front of their vehicle
in a way that makes them careens.
OK, slightly away. Are you doing a reverse pit
maneuver? I'm doing a reverse pit
maneuver, which don't think about what I said, just accept
that I said all right. Now if you, you still have to
roll for this. Yeah, of course, of course I
have to roll for this really stupid idea.
But I wanted to use my education because I'm really good at math
and stuff to do such a stupid idea.
Oh. I love this partnering.
I was like God. Now the people listening can't
see my face with this big hopeful cherub looking thing on
my face, but I'm hoping. The GM is counting.
Up you Venmo him twist box you don't have to worry about.
Because it's angles, sure. Yeah, that was a good, that was
worth it that. We see.
Through our matrix. See through the matrix, brother.
You, you feel the slipstream and you frankly, you're just lucky,
right? You're just real lucky.
I'm going to go with that. You're real, real lucky.
And, and this, this, this, this vehicle behind you takes a hit
and it turns friggin sideways and you get some distance from
this vehicle and you cause the vehicle itself, the one that you
hit, you 'cause it a decent amount of damage.
And you see like one of the windows fly off and a part of
the windscreen smash as the front of the vehicle deforms and
pushes the glass out. And now it's raining inside the
vehicle as the driver's trying to see.
Science bitch. It's the greatest turn out ever
had. That was fantastic.
That was very good. That was so good, Yes, right.
So the driver of the vehicle that you just hit now has to
work out how he's going to get out of this mess.
The other issue is, as you've observed through the rearview
mirror, is he's also driving his boss, who was hit in the face
with a cardboard box. He looks like the beefiest of
all of them and this guy tries to drive better.
He's doing his best. He is the driver of the group so
he might do this, who knows. GM rolled a crit everyone and
you watch this guy correct his his driving and match speed with
the purple vehicle and they are still on your tail.
Unfortunately, you can't do anything else because you're all
a crit. How I rolled a crit.
That is the only way he could have survived from the other
vehicle. It moves forward just a little
bit. Drive land vehicle and this
purple vehicle. All right, these dice are
loaded. What is happening?
These virtual Unless Rule 20 wants to sponsor us, in which
case is the best dice that we've ever rolled.
Ever. The bubble car gets parallel to
the van and you're now kind of boxed in a little bit and then
the other guy can't see you. He's on the other side of the
vehicle. So he tries to shoot you through
his vehicle but can only get one shot off?
And did I just roll 3 crits in a row?
Oh. My God what 3 crits in?
A. Row happening.
They're not your hacks. Perry's I'm.
Sorry. This is concern.
So you get hit because that's a crit, you get hit and it costs
you just one a bit of your armor because it's low damage.
Got it. In the.
Chest he tries to shoot you. Yes.
Body unless, unless otherwise stated, it is always body.
Yes, shots to the head have to be called before you roll.
And that's even. That's right.
Yeah.
Yeah, so this bullet flies and like breaks off a piece of your
coat and it bounces around the inside of the of the vehicle,
scaring everybody, but not doing anyone any other damage.
I'm fine, don't worry about it. I'm you don't got to stitch me
up again, Miss VV. I swear.
I no, no more bleeding. I'm fine.
As you turn back from the bullet
that flew around this room, you see it roll across the corner of
the Van VV and when you look back to the cryo tank, it
started to set off a few alarms and you're going to have to do
something to this to keep it stable.
Oh. Great as it's my turn.
Oh, shit. OK, all right, sorry guys, I
can't help right now. I need to make sure this thing
does not like explode in here and put cryo stuff all over the
car and whatever valuables are in here.
OK, but just give me a minute be it's.
Therapist talk to it. We're on the right path there,
so I'm going to try to just stabilize this tank.
So I'm gonna just. 16 Medical tech Yes, you managed to raise
the stability of this by 10%. Oh, OK, that's good, good, good.
Also, by the way, everybody, we have luck.
Points in Cyberpunk we. Do.
And if you ever want to basically what they are and
you'll see it your stats at the top luck, if you make the call
before your role and say I want to put two luck points into my
role, you'll add 2 to the role, but you have to call make the
call. Before you.
Man, it would be great to have known that when I rolled all
these ones. Yes.
So usually like, yeah. It's like a.
Big role or something it's like. I went through some luck.
Into it. Gotcha 16 Yeah, you raised the
stability to 70%. You rolled well enough that on
your next turn you may engage in combat if you choose.
Cool. The boss of this gang is
pierced. His vehicle's been hit, his
driver recovered, but he wants you to die.
He wants to steal your ship, and it's really obvious.
And so he pulls out his big old gun and shoots.
You rude. Devin, you feel a thud as the
back of the van is hit for 10 damage.
Rude. Would it be 7 cuz the armor
yeah. OK.
Guess it would, yeah. But still rude.
And it is finally Bridge's time. Bridge is just gonna, I'm just
gonna lean out the window and yell in the general direction of
the red car behind us. And I go, hey, that's our
investment, you asshole. And I'm gonna try and do an aim
shot at the driver aiming for his head like.
Through aim shot to -8. Which is great because I'm going
to use three luck points in order to try and minimize that a
little bit and make it just a. Time.
Let's go it. Is very close.
You are very close. You're only 15 feet away from
this vehicle, right? You're doing the purple vehicle,
the red 1. The red one in for the driver's
head and his eyes. OK, so that's 20.
Oh and crit gone. Oh my God.
I tell you what you're. On the crit so you get to add
your luck to the damage. There you go.
Plus three, yeah. So that is that you?
Yeah, you hit him in the head, right?
Yeah, you hit. Right between the eyes.
Think about doing a name shot is if you hit them, you cause a
crit injury. You watch this bullet twang off
this guy's head. Blood starts to pour down his
face as he squares audibly into the broken windscreen and you
can see the vehicle start to sway.
He now has a -, 2 to all actions because he definitely has a
concussion. Now that's wild.
What'd? You get.
Bitch immediately dug behind the crown tank.
Back in the back. Saw's going to again.
He's going to lean out the window with his shotgun and
shoot the driver of the purple van.
Nice perfect 17 yes that is enough because they are only
like 15 feet away. You hit them for 17, causing 12
damage to the driver, you said. Correct.
Cool. All right, he gets hit.
You watch him take some some some demage, but it doesn't make
him go under half health. He is does not look well.
You kind of lean back into the truck.
Are we? Are we just, are we fighting?
Do we? What do we do?
You want me to?
Keep shooting. Yes.
OK. Keep it.
Stable. Keep it.
Stable and I'll kill these motherfuckers, OK, I'll.
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The endless winter has finally come, hey?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. You're doing great.
Thank you. Thank you, slut man, Thank you.
We're all the driving right now that I know what the right one
is. 13. 13 yeah, that is an everyday task.
It is an everyday task, just not falling out of the rain.
Do you want the very good roll that I rolled or would you like
to roll the D6 yourself? I would like the very good roll
you just rolled. Yeah, I rolled A6 on this
dosage. So you got that.
You move forward out of ramming distance of these vehicles or
did you want to ram them? Actually, it is actively
raining, correct? Very much so, which would mean
that there are pools of water and various other liquids on the
road that I'm sure has a viscous type consistency.
Yes, I would like to purposely drive the car into a puddle so
that a wave of water or oil mix hits the purple car to possibly
either make it flammable, make it make their sight harder,
something to affect what's happening.
That's brilliant. I love that inspiration.
Nice. Very good.
Yeah. Nice.
I love that.
Yeah. You get that?
They have to avoid that, I guess.
Right. I suppose it's either damn point
or I succeed. I can imagine.
OK, so he's wounded, right? That means he gets a -?
4 to his role. So you rolled a 13.
He rolled an 11, and that vehicle careens off onto the
sidewalk. They're now on the sidewalk.
Oh, yeah, That's right behind you, too.
They're not there. They're there more parallel with
the red car. They've lost their hold on you.
And the sidewalk's not even at all.
And you can see the right side of the vehicle as they've gone
to the South side of the road just.
And the passenger's shouting at the guy who's bleeding from his
body. Damn.
Oh God. Damn it, why did we feel?
And that's all you get to do. My sister would be so proud of
me right now. This is not what I'm designed to
do. The driver of the red vehicle
does his best. You can see him grimace a little
bit. He's not doing great, but he's
going to try rolls at 14. He moves forward a little bit
and manages to close some distance on you, getting to 15
feet behind the vehicle. You're in everybody, but not
close enough to ram you because that's not enough.
The guy in the purple car attempts to try and save both
himself and his brother in arms from crashing into a wall. 13 is
an everyday task and they barely make it, but they also do at
least the amount of damage to their vehicle and you watch the
passions inside door tear off fly back into the distance as
the wind and rain batters across the moon.
Says a guy in that vehicle. He tries his best to not fall
out of the vehicle now, and that means he has to roll.
Let's go. We athletics.
Athletics sprawling. Where are you buddy?
If this is anything like the Speedy and Angry series, it just
means they've gotten faster with less weight.
Unfortunately, that guy rolled a three and even +4, that's not a
nine, it's not that's a 7. So he falls out of the vehicle
and and road burns on the ground, rolling around and
getting really wet and disappears into the streets
behind you as you keep speeding on forward one down 3 to go aw.
Man, maybe that series was fiction.
OK, so one of them flew out of the car, but the driver's still
there, right? All right, I'm going to try to
shoot the driver. Of the red car or the purple
car? Oh yeah, the one the.
Purple car flew out. The red car's closer and I'm
scared, so I'm going to shoot at that one.
So you see VV pull out the most adorable weapon you've seen in
your life. It is the San Rue Hello Cutie
Ultra K assault pistol. That is a pink gun, pink heavy
pistol and it makes cute noises when you fire it so.
Are you doing auto fire or regular fire?
I think I'll do regular for this.
Oh. Shit, unfortunately I rolled not
well. You did not roll well.
You can shoot twice with that weapon.
All right, I can, yes. But your first roll goes wild
and you although the bullet misses and flies into the
distance, you do hear it hit the guy who rolled out of the
vehicle. You just hear.
You hear someone in the doesn't go.
Oh fuck, I'm going. Out of it and.
That's much better. And the bullet myself into the
distance. I love this.
You were. You were aiming for the.
You were aiming for the driver. All right, you hit him, man.
You hit him. And he does.
I mean, he's got some armor on, but you still do a decent amount
of damage because he's only wearing wearing a simple shirt.
He's got an armor of two. So he's not doing well.
I deducted too much health. Shit.
Keep it. Yeah.
He's fine. He's not, he's not quite at
critical injury, but he is in. He is in.
He's not doing well. He's been shot a few Times Now.
The boss of this crew. Oh.
Fuck, this is all going South. And you can see him get just a
little bit more angry and he shoots again, hitting you.
Didn't open the back doors, right?
Correct. OK, no.
He does however do 8 damage to the to the vehicle itself, so
that's death. Yeah, unfortunately if you watch
a piece of the armor fly off the back of the vehicle, they dodge
it easily and the vehicle itself takes 6 damage.
The vehicle health is in the top left of this page.
So. All right, bridge the end of the
round. Bridge is just staring over at
Vivi's weapon and then looking at her own pistol, back at
Vivi's and then back at her own, and then she she sit and then
pulls out a slightly larger, slightly heavier pistol and aims
it at the driver again. She's kind of muttering to
herself, can't really hear what she says, but she takes an
attack not called shot this time, just firing in the
driver's general direction for daring to survive. 15 Yes, that
is enough. That is enough, definitely.
Oh holy shit, the damage. Wow.
I don't think I I think that hurt.
Yeah, No, I think that did that's a that's 17 damage.
OK, sure. That's a critical injury to the
body. Oh, that's not good.
That is so much more damage than I did to the head, by the way.
That's a lot of damage, but also he's gone under half health.
He's taken a critical injury. And you watch the bullet go
through his center mass and Vivi, you've got an ear for
medical things. In the distance over the rain
and the revving of engines you hear the crack of bone and you
watch this guy's eyes go wide as his whole body goes still and
his body from like the mid up turns left cracked his spine
with a bullet bridge. I just turned to BB and I go,
yeah, I'm not going to lie, that doesn't sound as cool as yours.
And this guy slumps over the the steering wheel because he can't
take action. Spinal injury.
Next turn, you cannot take an action, but you still have a
move action. So he can't move.
His legs don't work. This guy is in so much pain.
He's he's, he's making a silent scream.
You can see this like look of terror on his face as his head
is pressed against the steering wheel and his boss is looking at
him and patting his shoulder, shouting at him to actually
drive. And as this argument continues,
you watch the boss kick this guy out of the vehicle and his
broken body rolls. Blood spatters from him as he
smacks the sidewalk and probably dies since he had two and the
boss takes control of the vehicle.
It's your turn, so that's a horrible thing to watch.
Oh yeah. Bridge is just smiling back at
you. Yeah.
So I was just going to look out the window and after observing
what happened is to go. Asphalt Demise, Good song name
OK. Keep shooting.
OK, OK, I'm on it. And he's going to again put his
shotgun out the window and shoot at the driver now who is the now
current boss? Yep, he looks beefy and scary.
Saw's bigger. So it's taller.
He's definitely not wider. This guy is.
He's a chunky boy, 13. Oh yeah, no, not enough that.
Goes wide. The shot goes wide.
You can use the other ammo which you have other ammo on.
I double checked your sheet though.
I. I do, it's not in range.
And I know it's not in range. I'm just reminding you that you
have yes. Oh yes, if they were closer,
yes, absolutely. But your bullet goes wide, and
as you were able to last time, you now have the choice of
throwing a random item from the back of this van out the window.
What's what's the heaviest thing in this thing in in this car?
What what's heavy? What about?
Probably the cryo. No, Sir.
I mean, I was like, you should do that.
But I mean, if I push this out the back doors, think of the
damage it no, no, no. Damn.
Repeat. Damn.
Repeat. Gotta take care of the cryo
tank. Listen to its problems.
I understand you wouldn't happen to have like, I don't know, like
a brick or something. You find a heavy box in the
back. What's this giant trunk of stuff
you have back here? Devin, you.
Know just like parts and tools and.
OK, we don't need that. It's marked.
It's marked vehicle parts. Take this off what?
Oh is it? Is this the headers of an engine
block? Hey, anything but the if you
don't mind. Hey, the passenger seat, please.
Anything but the actual parts. He is going to lift up the
header of the engine. Miss Phoebe, can you help me
with the doors? Who's?
Next. Devin's next, technically.
No, Devin's driving, so he can't help you.
So you'll have to ask Phoebe. Yeah.
Maybe can you help me with the doors by toss this?
Yes. Phoebe helps you with the doors.
Do you just push this engine block in his way?
Absolutely. Yes.
Dope. Yeah, you know, it's heavy.
Like, Saw's big, but he, he's, he's just going to like.
Drop it out the back. Door I can and you know, try to
hit this red car with. It so it just the.
Best Mario Kart thing I've ever seen.
Yes, definitely. Yeah, this is definitely this is
this is it's it's the cyberpunk version of a banana skin, which
is a full engine block that would definitely die if you hit.
I also just rolled 2D10, which I got from the edge runners
mission kit. They're really cool.
I rolled unfortunately very high and that that engine block was
710 eddies. You hear Devin, you hear Devin
crying from the front as he hears the engine block hit the
concrete in the in the chase, the wind blowing as it's now
getting wet inside of the vehicle.
You've cracked the doors open. Everything's going a bit crazy.
You have to press the cryo tank and the box down so it doesn't
fly out of the vehicle. This engine block hits the red
car and this guy has to roll and see if he can control this be oh
that's bad. You know what the boss of this
gang didn't do? Take.
The Garber driving lessons. Learn how to drive.
Unfortunately that is not enough.
I think it's not enough. I have yet to see what you roll
so. OK, let's go back to 16.
Yeah, that's higher than what he rolled.
So by the definition of TTRPGS in general, you win.
That's how they work. Right and the the engine block
hits this vehicle and like, I don't know if an engine block
hits your car, I don't know any regular vehicle that can keep
moving and you just watch him just leave.
He just stops dead. You carry on.
All that's left chasing you is one guy in a purple car that's
trying not to drive on the sidewalk.
He's having difficulty. Devin, it's full time.
So you're also upset, I imagine. Oh, a little bit.
Yep. 11 yes. Enough you're able to keep
yourself consistent, but you do not gain on these people
whatsoever. You you actually get a little
closer to them. So just so Devin can recap his
investments has already been problem.
One of them. There was more than one in the
box. One-on-one. 700 credits just
went out the back door. Yeah.
Took someone out there and we're near the combat zone.
OK. I mean, you're actually on your
way away from the combat zone as you careen through the city.
Yes. I believe Devon's going to have
what he calls a slight mental breakdown and roll do a hard
turn to side swipe that car as hard as possible.
Would you like to use Nos or luck?
You have two charges of Nos left.
I'm going to use Nos. So the idea is turn the car
towards it, press the Nos and hit it as hard as possible with
his car. Is that intelligent?
No, no, but this has been such a day for Devon.
You can roll whatever you want for that because it's really
cool. Let's see what makes sense for a
good mental breakdown. Wow, wow.
Dude, that is it. Against all odds.
Wild Kaplan comes from the front
seat. I'm scared, everybody.
That's. You push this vehicle along in
the rain. You're pushing the vehicle now
sideways, somehow laughing at this driver as he looks at you
in fear. His vehicle starts to tip
slightly, and if you twist the steering wheel just right, this
guy is going to barrel roll over your vehicle.
Oh, stop me. It's like just just.
Do it. Just do it.
Just sign the contract motherfuck.
In this quick. The vehicle in front of you
flips and goes over you and you all feel that slow motion moment
that happens in a crash as you watch the car slowly cascade
over you. The tube inside scream as his
face is contorted in fear and surprise that he is not on the
ground as it lands behind you. You hear him go and the vehicle
explodes as you watch one of his arms fly off.
He is definitely dead and the combat is over.
The vehicle comes to a screeching halt as you watch the
smoke billow out of the car wreck behind you.
And it's at this moment, in this victory, as you will raise your
arms up in celebration. Yeah, that was awesome.
I saw that on infant driver once.
I didn't realize it was real. Vehicle explosion,
Dismemberment. You have jostled the vehicle a
lot and as you stop screaming you hear a beeping like a
medical beeping and as you turn to the container it's at 6%
starts to give off alarms. Miss Veep.
Therapy it. Therapy it.
I this. Is like critically low.
Yeah, it's beeping. It's making the annoying noise
that happens in ER. OK, I'm going to need all hands
on deck for a moment. We need to make sure this thing
does not go to 0 or this job is kaput.
Devon, you are also distracted. As you turn to the front of the
vehicle. You look down at the dashboard
and you can see that you do not have enough gas to finish this
drive. You're going to have to go to a
gas station. Fuck, fuck.
Next time on no latency side quest.
Thousands of dollars. This is destroyed.
That thing's beeping. Medical professionals required
to maintain the crowd tank's stability.
More importantly, the goods about to expire.
Why are you so mad? Hey, it takes regular still,
right? Oh my God, so help me grab them.
I got I. Got them, I got them.
What's that by any chance related to what we have been
doing for the past several? I know I'm the smartest person
here, Devin said it. Guys, we had one job.
I could just knock him out. Oh God damn it.
If we chop off his foot, can you put it back on?
Yes, actually I can. So we maim him.
Maybe we. Should talk more about therapy.
Only if it's necessary saw. You read the book called Alice
in Wonderland. I can't read.
Could also just as easily be a self destruct caller, so maybe,
don't you know, fuck with that too much buddy you.
Didn't see anything. No, Hey, hold on, You've seen a
lot of. Messed up things, right?
Yeah, gaslighting isn't even real.
We're all going. I'm going to say we don't know
what's in this box because that is the safest option.
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