Last time on No Latency side quest, I floor it.
Oh my gosh, how exciting. Sandru Hello cutie Ultra K8
Assault Pistol. Just the cute ass.
It's so cute. That's Kawhi as hell.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Where that came from, punk. Hey, watch the paint job.
I just did that. Who hired you?
This is for Reeves. Where's Dean?
You're right. You're lucky.
It's gonna be another 6 seconds before I can beat your ass.
I have the best time with you to.
Get them alone. Chill ladies, I have found
something. I have a feeling I know who, but
maybe we could confirm it, Mr. Randy Chalet.
Don't drug people. But let's drug them.
We're not. We don't give up, so the.
Yeah, we do. We do whatever you want to the
office. All right, so we are gonna be
hot chicks showing up easy to take hot chicks at Randy
Chalets. So we act like we were.
Well, so we kind of had two ideas.
We either a act like we're going to.
Get rent the place. Rent the place.
Yeah, I think we. What if we do that?
And then as a backup, like, does anyone have, like, the police on
speed dial? You get them to talk about the
drugs and like, blackmail his ass.
Probably. I mean, BB's got a lot of
friends. Maybe she knows someone who'll
just like, cover for her and be like, yeah, I'm the cops, what
are you going to do about it? Who would be a good?
Fake NCPD is my question. Sawtooth Reeves.
OK, well, I'm. I think.
I think we should still go the fake detective route.
Personally. Don't worry guys, I got this and
I whip out some badges that I guess I already made, but we're
so we're we're not going to do the thing where we're like,
we're interested in. Our part Are we going to do all
of it? I just can.
Why? Or let's do it all.
It's a girls night. We can do whatever the fuck we
want, OK? I know.
I that's fine. I just wanted to clarify that
like we're going in first with the apartment thing, then
switching to the undercover costume.
We're going to be like, just kidding, We're the cops.
And then take him in for questioning to the no latency
bar. Or the Bubble Tea Cafe.
Or somewhere else, Yeah. Or you can certainly shoot him
in the head. And you arrive outside of Randy
Chalet properties do. Do going again a place to live
cuz we're homeless do to do. OK, so we go in.
They know somebody knows that there's some 3 smoke show babes
coming in because some doofuses that work there we're bringing
up. So that's our that's our thing.
Macy is the name of the right. We tell Macy like, yo, our new
friends told us about y'all and we're gonna we're here for yeah,
yeah. Apartment tour.
Hello. Hi.
Behind the desk is an incredibly
attractive one. She's got bright red hair and a
tech skin that has little lines of filament that glow whenever
she speaks. How?
Can I help you? Can I look at that vending,
Michelle? I mean, sure.
Cool. Thanks.
I immediately Amanda you guys and go look at this vending
machine. Hi.
Hey. You must be Macy.
Yes, We haven't been introduced. Do you have an appointment?
Yeah. Well, we kind of were given an
appointment from the guys back at the shipping containers.
They're two cute guys. And they told us to come here.
We're supposed to meet another guy here.
Oh, I. Stanley, do you know anything
about this? I know, yeah.
I talked to. Ah, yes.
You must be. Yeah, I'm a gardener.
Hi. What?
Stanley was your name. Yeah, yeah.
No, Yes. Yeah.
Well, my name is. Strong.
Vera. Yay.
And these are my, uh, my friends.
What's up? My name is Wolf Cut and this is
Tater Tot. Hey.
Tater Tot is her name. So like, yeah, we wanted to see
if, like, maybe we could, uh, meet with Randy.
We were kind of looking for a place.
Well, I I don't do appointments, it's all Macy.
But if you want to hang out after, maybe.
You could, uh. Hook us up, Macy.
You know, we make good friends with the guys here.
You can help us get an appointment with Randy.
You think I'm friends with the really honey guys that work
here? Or you could be friends with me.
I lowered the sheets. Whoa.
I mean, she was. So you want to hook us up with a
tour? Maybe meet the landlord and
scope the snitch. I mean, we've got some places
available all. Right.
OK. Yeah, that's cool.
Are you trying to do something because you have to.
No. If you want to do something.
All right, well, GABA ghee GABA ghoul.
I'll roll my fucking dice, GM. Cool.
It's persuasion for me. Persuasion for you, Anything for
you, for a cool 10. What did you roll in the dice?
A2A10. She rolled a nine, so that's
lucky. Fine.
I mean, he's got an opening right now.
He's in the back. Might be taking a phone call,
but I if you guys just wait a second on the sofa over there,
I'll let him know you're here and he'll come on get you.
Cool. Yeah, I go and sit.
If you need the bathroom or anything, it's over there.
The vending machine, that one's already found.
And that's yeah, this place is kind of.
Small. You're welcome.
Thank you. I would like to go to the rash
room and see what's along the path there.
Any naked I can do? Is there like a candy machine?
This is it. Likes to have expired.
This is the year 2000. I think that Jeb always does.
Any place we go, he'll always go to the bathroom and shut up.
So shut up, Jeb. We always have bathrooms at
every map. I like that.
It's cuz there should be a bathroom.
In every map. No, you're right, it's.
The real. I know that no latency pride for
self or realism, so I just. I appreciate the extra okay.
I thought I'd feel like down a hall or something.
It's literally right here. You've found yourself this cute
little bathroom. Uh huh.
It's lit with blue lights which look really good in the mirror.
It's very it's very becoming. The room has a bunch of stalls,
2 sinks, and a trash can. Role perception.
If you wanna see anything else. I sure do.
Almost really bad, but it was fine.
Aw, perception. Perception.
You are here 19. 19 Yes, that is enough.
You check each of the stools to see if anyone's in there and you
don't find anything except the 2nd stool from the door.
The wall behind it is black. All the others have a white
wall. May I investigate further?
I don't see why not. OK, What do I get?
Is there? There's not an investigation
would do. Maybe concealed review.
I have nothing in grooming. You're a bathroom.
That's my other. Corner here.
Oh man, Please be Good 15. 15 It is the back of some kind of
secure storage. As you lean towards it, you can
hear a fan running and it sounds like a computer of some
description, but there's like no way to move.
It's like a solid thing. Solid right?
Now you'd have to take your way through it, and it would, might
take some time. Got it.
And while you're checking this out outside in the lobby, as
Coyote and Vivi are chatting in this little waiting area and
Randy chalets the door to the office opens and Randy steps
out. Oh, hey.
Hi. How are you?
Hey, everyone, I'm Randy. It's great to see you.
Wow, really chewing on those words there.
Well, you know, when you've got money, you've got words.
Yeah, I hear you. Where did you leave the
apartment? Follow me into my office.
OK. Steps.
It's his office. I'm.
Just OK. Wow, nice.
Cozy. Please as.
As we're walking in, I'm gonna slip her the other ship.
Cook. Thanks.
Just in case. Hi so how may it be your
service? So we.
Are you in there as well, Coyote?
Me. Yes, I'm in.
Well, we were in. Me and my my girlies here.
We were interested in getting a place, maybe one of the nice
shipping containers. You have something that's nice
and spacious. Good for three.
OK and. Wow.
We heard that you own. Land.
Oh yeah, a Lord of the land. You will.
Yeah, cool. I love that.
I think that that's super chill, bro.
He's in love, you know. So we're we're looking for a
place and thought that you'd you'd be the fella to come to
us. Three young, attractive men just
looking. Yeah, she's in the bathroom.
She has. That's more than I needed to
know. Do you need a more powerful
toilet? Some of our properties use a
Porta potty outside for convenience and cost
effectiveness. That's pretty cool.
Not if you have IBS. Have you ever taken a long poo
inside of a porta potty? Cuz it's not good.
Cool. Upselling.
Yeah, yeah, maybe one with a built in toilet might be good.
Someone's getting fancy. Well, she's a career woman, so
yes, you know, she's got money to move in.
Oh, you've got money to spend. Throw everything around.
Sorry about that. I dropped some stuff on the
ground. It's so embarrassing.
He does drop some stuff on the ground.
Raw perception. What is it I want to know all
right in. The moment when he reaches under
the desk to grab his pen and a few papers, he drops, you have
an opportunity to look around this room without him really
noticing. 12 Phoebe 16 On the left hand side of the room from
where you're sitting, the north side, you can see a big metal
chest with with two big doors on it and it says PRIVATE.
Across the ground on the table, there is a series of papers
stacked on top of each other and a computer as well.
Behind you are a bunch of cabinets and they're full of
awards or the, say, Randy Chalet, landlord of the
whatever, OK. Wow, these are these are some
pretty cool awards. And I I walk over to them like
trying to get him to follow me and then I shoot a look at be be
like look around. That's what the look is saying
with my eyes. Great.
Yes, I am curious in this private cabinet here.
Is it locked if I if I kind of just like casually like stroll
over try to? It is.
It is not locked, but in order to be distracted, Coyote has to
roll for something. All right, OK.
We have perception. We have persuasion.
Persuasion would work. What would be a good one?
Persuasion is good. Acting would work, since you're
flirting, you know. Acting.
I am acting, that's for certain. Oh no, not that.
I think persuasion. You got it.
It's probably gonna be the 113. 13 Yeah, he's arrogant enough
for that DB to work. That feels valid.
Yeah, it's these awards I. Puts his arm against the one of
the cabinets like some douche bag in a bar.
Some of these awards I even made myself.
You know, my talents keep telling me I'm great and there
just aren't enough awards for all the hard work landlords do
all the time. That's very cool.
Did you sculpt them? You're like on your own.
Are you an artist? No, no.
I have money, so I pay someone else to do art.
Can you imagine doing your own art?
It would be so. Yeah, that would.
That would be so stupid. Now, Vivi, while they're having
this conversation. He is.
You lean against this cabinet and it.
It to open I'm. Going to try to open it very
slowly and gently. And you open it and just inside
the door there's a cage mesh with a little lock on it, but
you can see through it. And a few things that you see
are a bunch of tenancy documents, the lease for the
Bubble Cafe behind the fence. And there is one piece of paper
that with very little effort you could grab, and it just says
UP&S on it. I'm going to try to grab it.
All right, roll something to grab it.
Let's see what we can roll. 17 On stealth.
Yes, you managed to grab it, but in order to not be seen, you
sneak it into your pocket. You haven't looked at it yet.
On the other side of the wall in the bathroom, Teensy.
You can hear TV and Coyote's voice slightly muffled, but you
know that they're in there. Let's see, what do I have?
So I'm gonna bust out my tool hand and laser cut the back of
this. Take it from like a tech.
How are you gonna stop that from being loud?
Well, laser is silent, isn't it? You have to make part.
You have to do that. It's been set up.
You have IPS. Just do it.
I'm gonna shout. I'm sorry.
I was gonna be really loud and then I'm gonna turn my music
player on like ohh God, I'm so sorry.
I don't want you to hear this or.
The door opens and you hear Stanley.
You you OK? I'm gonna be fine.
You need help? No, no.
No, I'm not. God, I'm awful.
And he leaves the room and closes the door.
Oh. God, is there a lock on the
door? On the bathroom door.
Eight. Yes.
OK, I lock it. I lock my door.
Done. I turn the music on, right?
And I get to work. OK, you start working on that.
Do you communicate any of this to the other two people?
I don't know how I would. No need.
Well, I know, but I assume they're not looking at that.
They're agents. That's fine.
Okay. I'll send a quick text that says
getting down to work. Keep up the distract.
I sent a text back that took a colon, parentheses, so there's.
A smile and Vivi, as you're leaning into this cabinet, you
start to feel it, like, vibrant and it's making kind of a noise.
It's not too difficult. To hide.
But obviously it's. Vibrant.
And so the the chain fence on the inside is kind of throttling
just. To close it and slowly walk away
as it's happening. Yeah, so this one I got for for
renting out to someone who didn't have a home and then I
evicted them the next month and got this award for.
My you're like, I just yelled very loudly.
Tell us more. And.
I'm just Have you drunk? We might have had like a little
bit like before we came here. You want some?
You want a hit? It's we were.
Drinking in the apartment when you purchase it.
So were you only drinking an establishment?
Only if you want to come and hang out with.
Us. An invitation from all of the
people who love my work so much. That's great.
Yeah, well, I think we can. Set up a viewing.
You guys seem pretty cool. I'm going to roll a perception
check right now. That is a three, so I'm going to
say I've got a place coming up real soon.
It's only two shipping containers, but I'm pretty sure
you ladies could share the space.
One of my tenants recently broke some of the rules.
You're not rule Breakers. Sorry.
Of course you're not. That's great.
Awesome. Fantastic.
Oh, I have a meeting to go to. So we're going to have to wrap
this up something, something rotten, if you don't mind.
Actually, it's getting close to us having close down this place.
So tomorrow morning we can look at that shipping container.
I'll have the guys clean the, the, the place up so that you
have a clean place. Great.
Tintie it's it's about this moment that you you get a whole.
Into the back of this unit and there you can see a bunch of
tenancy pavers that are really interesting.
But you see the lease for the bubble cap there.
So I grab it and I flush it down.
I don't want to clog the toilet. I grab it and I rip it into tiny
pieces and I flush it down the toilet.
You flush the lease down the toilet.
This appears into the sewer system of that city.
Do you do anything about this hole in it?
Does my tool hand have a soldering iron on it?
Yes. And they solder it.
You solder it back together. Turning the music can be louder
cuz this is a louder process and Randy ushes you out of his
office. Yeah.
So tomorrow morning in the. Shipping container area.
I also have some apartments. I've got a penthouse somewhere
you might be interested in. It's expensive though.
I'm sure we could work something out my friend.
We can Vera has a lot of great qualities.
Vera. Who doesn't love people whose
name begins with V? Anyway, leave your references
with Macy at the front. I really genuinely have to go.
I've got some stuff to deal with.
It's great meeting you. Lovely to see you.
As he turns his back, I'm going to look over at Vivi and I'm
like in this audio podcast, I'm miming lots of things about
killing him. For the For the listeners at
home, Vivi Vivi kind of contemplates for a moment as
she's not sure what she wants to do.
She shakes her head. No.
No, Macy, I'll see you tomorrow morning.
Yeah, no, whatever she leaves. I'm sorry, guys.
I'm going to have to shut down the place.
Is your friend still in the bathroom?
Oh. Oh.
One second. I'm almost done, so sorry.
Completely. OK, I can you air freshener the
sum of the vending machine? I could buy it, you know.
So all right, Stanley walks across.
He buys an air freshener from the machine.
Accidentally buys 3 here. You go.
He hands a car air freshener to to Coyote and to be be.
Like a Christmas tree. I love this.
Yeah, I have. I got a Cool whip out back.
It could use this because I live in the van so.
I got the air freshener. Yeah, I quickly unlock it.
Like, open it, grab it, shut it. No, that would be cool.
So again, we we are closing, if you could leave.
I'll be right, I'll be right and I go to the farthest stall.
I use the farthest 1 so hopefully it doesn't spread and
I go to the farthest stall and hang it in the farthest stall
from the door. Very sneaky.
It'll take them a while to discover the damage you have
done to the store, because you've not had enough time to
really make that undetectable. Shall we say, Yeah.
Yeah. What do you mean?
Oh. Guys, I'm sorry.
Did we get that? Did you find a place?
I'm so sorry about that. Yeah, I think he's going to show
us the place tomorrow, so I'm excited.
It's like a two shipping container.
For us. Guys, I need to lock up and I'd
like to go the fuck home. Yeah, Yeah.
Yeah. That's fair.
And you step outside and Vivi, you pull this little note that
you pulled out of that box in your pocket.
Wow, UP&S. Ultimate packing and shipping.
We are sorry we missed you. Your items left unattended for
30 minutes and by request of the property owner were relocated to
Warehouse 25. Relocation cost is not included
in your 10. Tenancy fines.
Relocation fee 400 dam. She really nickel and Dimes for
everything. Oh wait, this is UPNS.
They also nick one time for everything.
OK? We have to go to Warehouse 25.
That's where the drugs probably are.
We got it, baby. Hey, guys.
So I found the the tenant form for the bubble cafe and I ripped
it up and pushed in the toilet. That's good.
Hell yeah, I had fiber. Yeah, but also probably.
They might realize it's us by tomorrow, so or that.
I mean, I should. Have killed them, I kind of
being. I made a hole in the back and.
That's OK We can kill him tomorrow, cuz we're meeting him
again in the morning. What if they're meeting?
Won't that be fun? What if?
What if they're having this meeting at Warehouse 25?
We should probably speed there then and get there before them.
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Driving ooh ooh that's Oh no. Is that exactly.
Is that roll? Ooh ooh, I just exploded.
Suck on that. I did too.
For a 31, that's high. That's very high.
That's high. Oh, I rolled a 32.
Go fuck yourself. Fucking way well, Brandy's.
Brandy's is an experienced landlord and you guys head
through Night City. Now, you rolled very, very well.
So when you arrive at Warehouse 25, one of the benefits you get
for rolling so high is that no one realizes that you're here.
You don't really see anyone else.
There are a few cars parked on the street, but there's no real
way to know if those cars relate to this building, as there are a
bunch of buildings around here, so it doesn't really tell you
anything. But by parking around the side
of the building, you also see that there's a back entrance to
this building. Perhaps we tried the back
entrance. We could always set a fire.
Ooh, I like setting stuff on fire.
I I am a fan of fire. The only thing is if the drugs
are in here, that's all of the drugs for the bubble tea place.
It's true, we do need the drugs. In case the.
Version in here. I don't even know what's in here
honestly. VB role.
Yes, let's. Get.
Sneaky darn dash frog. You roll.
You roll so badly that you knock on the porta potty behind the
door of the warehouse and inside a voice return.
Yes. Do you an air freshener?
I have. It's for a car, just.
Leave me alone. I don't know what it's like we
are from, but I prefer. The person here could jump this
guy and if he works here, we could take his clothes and
pretend to. That's true.
We could actually kill him off the toilet like we did with the
other guys, but we didn't kill him off the toilet.
Do you want to do that? Hi, Do you work here?
Sorry, we're just looking for somebody who works here.
No, I worked for a long. I'm quite busy.
I don't really want to have a conversation while.
Having excrement. So if you don't mind, leave me
alone. I like that you call an
excrement. That's pretty funny.
Again, this wasn't an invitation.
Can you talking to me? I'm having.
It's not. Funny.
Ah yes, the side quest of poop jokes.
We love this. Hey man.
You guys put people in portapoties.
Leaned. I was going to leave it out, but
I was like, cool, I'll lean in. Double down.
Which? Ironically, is what he's doing.
Can I? Can I like keep?
Walking and looking for doors while they're torturing the man.
So there's a door that's locked next to the porta potty, and
also the porta potty itself is free, standing behind the.
That's what that is. OK.
Oh, he might have a key. Then again, you're good at lock
picking. Oh, that's true.
All right, TT. Hey, I'll.
Do your magic La La La La la heck, in the lock is that you're
picking locks on. Yeah, it is a 1515.
Yes, that's enough to unlock the door.
Quietly, I like open the door slowly.
I don't want to make and I want to squeeze.
Do I have WD40 with all my tools?
I have like all the kind of tool kits I have in my gear.
You do. And I'm going to tell you what
I'll give you plus one to a stealth roll on that, OK, I'll
I'll smart. I like.
Lubricate the hedges of the door so it doesn't tweak.
That's that's really smart. I like that.
And I slowly open the door. I peek in first to make sure
there's not just, like, people right inside the door.
Roll Stealth. Domestic explodes.
Yay. No way. 12 + 9 so 31 No, I can't
mask 2121, that's still very high.
Yes, you managed to open the door silently and you see into
this warehouse. It's dirty, but all the boxes
are fairly well organized, and there's a guard wearing exactly
the same outfit as you saw outside Dean's Place standing
next to a box. Hey, I like I like shut it
quietly. Hey guys, you think you can get
the guy in the porta potty to yell so loudly his friend comes
out to check on him? I mean, we can also just like
make a lot of noise out here. Yes, OK, sure.
Whatever, I I could only see one guy in there.
But there's there's probably more.
There's probably more. I I go to the whip and I turn up
the radio super fucking loud and I jump on top and I start.
Dancing and we, we and I should. Hide We hide, We hide behind the
porta potty. Yes.
Distraction. Let's go.
All right, roll something for how big this distraction is.
Roll something acting. Acting is good.
Persuasion is always going to be better than acting for me.
Roll for dance. Oh wait, I should roll for
dance. You should.
Roll for dance I did almost when I was deciding read a book, I'd
say did almost put it in dance and I decided for art instead.
But that ain't bad, chief. But that is an implosion that is
actually bad for. That bad dancing is in fact more
distracting than goodness. Yes, I suppose it is.
That's fine the the distraction is but a little too loud and
instead of just one guard coming to investigate, 2 guards.
What? The fuck are you doing?
What the? Fuck.
Is that on the side of your vehicle?
That is. It's a buff wizard riding a wolf
howling up the moon. No, this is so.
You don't have taste. This looks like.
Three women that were badly drawn.
Why I'm so bad? Because that's so.
Bad that. Aren't bad, isn't it?
Your voice really bad. It's incredibly shit odd.
I know you're trying to make me feel bad, but the joke's on you
because I'm so secure in myself and there's nothing to do about
that. Nerds, I'm gonna push the porta
potty. We're.
Gonna pause them. It's good.
This location should invest in indoor plumbing.
I don't know. Yeah, no more Porta Potties
roll. Yeah, roll rawling, both of you.
Well. VICE Do you have an inspiration?
I think I'm going to use it after two crip fails.
OK, that's better. 12, Good. And what did you get, Teensy?
I just I just found it. Oh, I'm going to say before you
tell me what you rolled. Yes.
You don't have to use brawling on this one.
You're a tech. You could do that technology to
learn it clearly. I wrote a 17 so I feel good.
Instead of creating some kind of cool contraption, you and VV
push this porta potty onto these two dudes.
It sounds fun. I would much rather help vv push
this thing over than create a. Something.
I rolled straight this time. Like the first form of
technology, right? Think about it.
I rolled an 8 for one of them and a three for the other.
One of them hears the noise and steps out of the well.
The other one gets crushed by the porta potty and the luckily
for you guys, large God, large man that is inside said porta
potty. The porta potty is made of solid
material and it starts to crush this man on the ground.
You also hear a very unfortunate, disgusting sloshing
noise as the man inside is covered.
Why are you talking so much? And you've crushed this guy.
The other guy looks at UVV and you, Teensy.
I was. Like, what the fuck no.
That's that's really shitty guys.
That's not OK And he pulls The first person to get initiative
is the guy inside the porta potty.
He just rolled a fucking tent and another 10 and A7 giving
plus 37 to him, bursting out of sideways toward the port
o'clock. He bursts out of it like a
Marvel villain bursts out of a pile of rubble, and he is
covered in hope. You fucks, What the fuck is
wrong with you? You don't know how many times
I've been pushed over at a port body.
Too many? Yes.
Maybe you didn't use? And this wasn't my first time.
And you know what? I'm fucking sick of it.
Oh geez. And he pulls out with heavy
pistol. He shoots at teensy odds or
evens. Evens.
Yep, shoots vv Oh no, 20 hitting VV for 12 damage VV.
Question is your reflex above. Eight it is not above 8.
I do not have the matrix. Yeah, well, you get hit for 12
damage. OK, I have to do some math.
Ow odds he takes his second shot at Teensy.
And you? Well, I hurt your hands 19
hitting you for 15 damage, but that's all he can do.
He's now standing in the Porta potty with the door facing
upwards. The guy who was missed by the
Porta potty is next, and he takes out his gun and shoots it
at Coyote Missing as the bullet flies past you, just missing the
van. That's I do it dab.
Very frustrating when he shoots you again, hitting you for just
six damage. Only six.
Yeah, well, I got a Crip fail. I'm gonna, I'm gonna flip on the
bird and pull out of my back and I'm gonna swing it around over
my head, like still dancing to the music.
And I'm like, you're ready? Are you ready for this?
Really. Should be.
Are you ready for the coyote? It's your turd.
I'm. Going to jump over and I'm going
to like. Smack him with the bath.
Let's go for 16 first hit. Yeah, that's enough.
Yeah, Smackdown, right. Yes, it.
Is for 15 damage, You smack him for 15 damage, he actually takes
a move. Ow, fuck.
What is in your baseball bat? Love for my friends.
Smack him again. Yeah, you do. 23I rolled a foot
So it doesn't matter what he's got, that's not going to catch
your 23 and you smack him the other way and he falls over
under his ow oh. Bad Roll a damage.
A damage. You ripped.
My shirt. And I'm bleeding.
Good. Wow.
That's what happens when you mess with my friends.
Cool. All right, I'll sever on Vivi
cock in my shotgun and I'll point it at him and I'll say.
You're already covered in poo and it's not the first time, so
I I don't want to kill you to make this stop happening.
So go get another job. Otherwise I'm shooting.
You. What?
It just. Stops.
You can't the places roll a face down.
I was going to say in the world today.
Loves a face down. It's it's her favorite.
Who doesn't love a face down? OK. 19 Oh, you did really well.
All right. I also roll the nine that he's
not famous and does not have as high a reputation as you.
Know what Gonna be real? I'm covered in shit.
Yeah, so go. Home.
If it's. I know I shot some people, but
if it's all right with you, I'm gonna go I.
Think that's for the best? You have a very good point.
Maybe I should just? Contemplate.
Stop. Hoping your life and why you're
working here. And maybe you should stop and
also, but tell us where the drugs are before you go.
Where are the drugs? Oh, they're.
Inside, inside where, all right. Oh, shit.
Inside the warehouse, it serves the drug dealer.
He's, He's. Walks away.
You gotta get in there. And Teensy, that's your turn.
You managed to remove a person from the fight by convincing him
that he's who covered in shit. Kill him after he already got
covered in. Porta.
Potty poo. Yeah, so it felt wrong.
Also murder him. Well, now there's just a poo cup
of man walking down the streets of Knight City.
So it's a Thursday. And so the other guy is like
knocked out or like is knocked down.
Yeah, he's been knocked down and he's underneath the porta potty.
He probably could make it out from under there now, but
there's nothing different. All right, all right.
I'll just smack him. I'll smack him in the head like
that twice. Yeah.
Knock him out. I don't know if I.
Yeah. He doesn't get to evade because
he's stuck under a portable. So Oh yeah, let's go.
Huh. Your first hit hits him very
cleanly across the face and does 14 damage.
He cannot evade, he takes that hit.
Your second hit doesn't do as much damage, and even though
it's only a 13, again, he is pinned.
Like a Porta coffee. So you smack him the other way,
getting him just below half health, and he tries to move and
you hear his legs. Fuck.
Oh no, that stings. What is getting in my wound?
Don't don't even know. Nobody say it, just we all know
what it is. Better make sure that doesn't
get infected. Let's just not.
Yes. Thank you, Doctor.
Oh, you are actually a doctor? Just saying, those infections
are the real things that kill. Not really.
You know, any of the injuries or anything like that.
It's the infection. Sorry.
Yeah. How should you go inside now?
She's a doctor. I just rolled A1 and this guy
goes white. What?
He just starts cunning. Good, I I go, she's a doctor and
I'm a doctor of justice and I smoke with my face all there.
She's just kidding. On your turn, which it is not,
it is that guy's turn, but he is now panicked.
He tries to get out of the underneath of the porta potty.
He rolls A5 and manages to crawl out, but he's still now he gets
snacked. And it is the the guy you've hit
twice with the baseball bat who wasn't pinned by the Porta
Potty. Oh, right.
He pulls out, there was another guy.
There was another guy. He.
Pulls out his heavy pistol and he shoots you for six damage,
again not doing enough to break your armor.
And he kind of. He looks at his get.
Well, fuck, that's not. I don't have a metallic weapon,
so I'm just going to shoot you again. 11 damage.
That's better. See.
Bullet wound. Fuck you.
All right, well, that wasn't fun.
Me or probably most people in this situation right now, we
find ourselves, but you know, mess with the pack, we get the
back. Smack, smack, smack.
I change all our jackets to say bat yes, the backpack.
And I think to myself, I gotta get it back 21. 21 How much
damage 12. 12 I rolled 3 fours. How crazy is that?
That's pretty cool, yeah. You hit him pretty hard.
You hear a crack or two in his armor.
He might have a stress fracture, but he's still going.
He's above half health. But you do have another Melody
attack. Don't you?
I do. Oh.
Shit. All right.
One more for a 21. Yeah, I didn't roll enough on
invasion. You hit him again.
How much damage? Oh, you're going to love this,
you guys. Double sixes?
Oh. Yes, 15.
Eight. You break one of his legs with
your second hip and his knee bends the wrong way goes before.
Oh, this is not worth it, and neither are you.
And I flip in the bird and I walk inside and I follow VB.
OK, OK, guys. I don't have one.
You should, you should get out of here.
You should get those injuries seen.
I'm just going to leave. Us here, yeah.
Yeah, I would. Do you have an agent?
Can I like, get past your buttons so that someone comes
for you? Is that a thing?
I don't have health insurance. What about you?
I'm on probation. Gosh, that sucks.
Okay. Bye.
And you're now in this quiet warehouse.
You hear the creaking of the walls, and there are a bunch of
boxes. A few in the corner are
addressed to Dean, and there's a little stairway up to an
observation walkway. At the very top of that
observation walkway, there is a door.
And teensy, as you get closer to this door, you notice two
things. One, that it's locked, and two,
that there is muffled screaming coming from the inside.
I'm coming. We're.
Calling for you, teen, Where are the drugs if?
We saw them put them down there. I go and get the drugs.
The drugs are in massive crates. There's no way you're moving
this shit, all right? I.
Go to the 15 to pick the lurk. You unpick the lock, and as you
step into the room you see a man tied to a chair, and in front of
him Brandy. Shall I?
Hi guys, the viewing's tomorrow and it's not here.
And behind you, Dean is missing. He is bleeding from the wound.
We're just having a business meeting, you understand, But now
that I think about it. It's a business meeting that you
shouldn't see. And he puts his arms out and two
rippers come out of them. So maybe I should take you out.
That being said, it's not my turn.
We. Wanted to kill you this whole
time. Hey Guy Otte, we get to kill
him. Fuck yes.
Plan a.
Plan A. No need for the I rape up.
The man made police badges. I shoot my shotgun that is a 15.
Wow. So 10 + 5 for 15. 15 Yes, that
is a lot of damage. The shotgun blast.
Leaves singers across the front of his body, ruining his jacket.
Ow shit. That sucks.
And Dean, behind him, moans in paint.
All right, you are an asshole, OK?
And I've been wanting to do this.
Every stupid ass letter we've had to read from you about you
nickel and diming every single one of your tenants and all the
horrible things that you're doing to the Bubble Tea Cafe.
This is for them. And I'm going to just take my
bat and just slam them in the face.
And that's why she's the leader. Are you using any luck with?
This I used all of mine sadly. You lose all of your milk.
That's fine. Right, that's a 3 +.
I rolled 16. Well, I rolled 17.
I see that 14 damage, 14 damage hits.
You hit him across the chest with your baseball bat.
It makes him take a sidestep. I'm.
In a little bit of pain. Ooh, and I try to swing again.
Wait. No, not twice.
Ooh. I rolled an 8 and he dodges your
second swing. Uh huh.
That's right, Dick. Excuse you, I'm a lady.
You tried. You tried to hit me with a
baseball. It's.
Kind of a Dick move, no? You can tell her Nice lady with
the baseball bat. Will on my turn.
Oh God, I'm ready for the pain. And he launches at you with his
rippers. They ain't Wolvers. 15 Now it is
MLA attacks, so remember you take half of the damage, not
what your armor deducts. Yes, OK.
And I can't evade this, right? You can.
If you can beat A-15 on evasion,
you can evade these rippers. So 18.
That's enough. The Ripper sticks into the
ground and you take the coolest sidestep ever.
Teensy. You're impressed.
Hell yeah. Wow, I'm impressed.
Well, shit, that's a good thing. I can do that twice.
Beat a 20 Dick? Yeah, I'm probably not beating
that. Nope, I didn't.
And the Ripper sticks into your arm, causing 7 damage but not
breaking through your cool new jacket.
That's because the jacket is full of friendship.
You tried not good enough. Dean behind this.
Horrible landlord. You see him kind of scream a bit
louder than he normally did, and a huge spurt of blood comes out.
Sorry, Dean. Is missing on.
I'll help you soon. Wow, Bebe, you look so cool
right now. It's because of these jackets.
I'm telling you. Where are the.
Oh wait, we gotta look. Click the day mode again.
You said it's a light mode. The Led's come and gone and I
flip my shades down. Let's gawk these fucking nerds,
and I run over and I smack with my baseball bat next to VB for
just the double threat. With our double.
Just with our baseball bats. Cool.
All right, first attack 20. One No, I'm not being that.
Nope, I did not be that. By evasion.
I rolled A7 and got 18. Just pretty good evasion.
For 11, that's not bad, all right, 12 damage. 12 damage, all
right You hit him really hard with your baseball bat and you
see him take visible damage. His arm is now bruised and he is
in visible pain. Ow, you know, I've got a lot of
health, but I'm getting dangerously close to rolling on
the table. I I sure hope you do.
And I smack him again. Roll for it 19.
Your second hit hits the ground. Fuck you, you're rude and I
don't like you very much. OK.
No, fuck you and I shouldn't win my car coming down for 19. 19
hits? Yes.
He cannot evade bullets. How much damage is that do you
want? Yeah, that's love that set.
Like. That.
So many Chaos Rocks. So many Chaos rocks.
I keep rolling so low on these it is 12. 12 Alright, he's below
half health now. He takes a knee to the ground as
he gets hit. And Vivi, you're a medical
professional. You've been around a lot of
injuries. You hear his lung color.
Oh, like a like a balloon deflating too hard and you can
hear it trying. Every time he tries to breathe
and he's man, that is not good, my dude.
You're going to have a hard time breathing for the rest of this
fight in the rest of your life. You say as it is.
Your turn. Ha ha.
I I feel bad. I could probably help you, but
you're just a really shitty landlord, so I'm gonna beat or
beat his ass. Don't know. 17 He takes 13
damage. He's really not doing well at
this point. He is very close to death.
Let's see if I finish him off. 18 finishing.
That's not enough. That's.
That's close, yeah. That's close.
I rolled 16, which is pretty good, but not good enough, and
you hit him for 13 damage, You hear this crack.
His chin spins to the left and his neck snaps and he falls to
the ground dead. This is a rough one and combat
is over. Vivi is going to immediately try
to help Dean, so are. You.
Are you here to hurt me as well? No, no, no.
We are friend, not foe. And I am here to help.
I'm a doctor. I don't.
Well, if you're a doctor, I don't know if you noticed, but
my arm's missing. I've noticed.
What did they do to you? I think they took his arm.
Looks at his arm, he looks at you and he says.
They cut off my arm. Damn, that's just rough.
OK, let me help you. In my fucking apartment.
Just so they could steal your drugs.
I wouldn't tell them where the drugs were.
The dumb part is they were in the packages they took from me.
My storage room was empty. How they didn't recognize that
one of the storage containers was shorter than the other is
beyond me. Well, I'm gonna patch you right
up. At least for now.
You will get well. I'll take you to one of my
specialists who can probably give you a cyber arm if you need
it, but for now we'll just make sure that you're not going to
bleed out and die, so I'll help. You're all 18 and you managed to
close this wound with some of your Med kits stuff along with
some gauze and some other materials.
It costs you about 45 eddies and materials, but you do save his
life. Thanks for that.
You know, I probably could. I'd like a new arm.
I could buy one. It's funny.
I'm really rich. I, I would imagine with all of
the the drugs. Yeah.
So look, we could use your help with returning your deliveries
to the bubble tea place. Well, with all the people who
are dead here, it doesn't look like I'll have to be paying them
any money. Good.
So like, my boxes are downstairs.
I saw them when they dragged me in here.
So if you like like. We could either like order a
car. We've got a van I got.
You could have gone. I got a totally bodacious web
outside, so I'm sorry if you're running.
A bit slow. I've lost a lot.
Yeah, you should probably. Oh, here you go.
And I give him the synth poke. Bubble tea.
That's great. I love bubble tea.
He. Takes a sip before asking what's
cynics. It's it's just a little program
up. It's an upper, you know.
Come on. Oh, great.
You know, it's funny. If there were drugs in this, I'd
be fine because it just rolled a nine.
That's cool. I like that you can feel what
you roll. In your watches, is that from
the net? Is it like?
No, it's more to just inform the audience what's going on.
Oh, cool, great. Yeah.
I have. I have some kibble, so I'll also
like put that in his. Hand that's a little there.
Oh, that's. Really great.
Thanks for putting in the hand. I still have another one I
don't. Yeah.
No. You, you, you.
You. Know Matt, there's something in
this, isn't there? Because I just made a really
stupid observation of myself. Uh, what would that be that
observation be? That she didn't put the food in
the hand I don't have. Is there drugs in this?
Uh, yeah, that's. I just said it was an upper.
Come on, man, you know what they put in the bubble?
Tea. It's one of yours.
This is my since coke, yeah. We looked for you at your place
first. Oh no.
Did they find my little room? We did, but they didn't.
Oh good. I was worried because you know,
be really bad if you just left everything unlocked and left it
open because then people would know, yeah, we totally didn't do
that, so and you worry about it. I thought about locking it and I
was like, yeah, it's fine. So let me and I'll open the
kibble for him, because he only has.
Oh, that's great. You're so nice you guys.
Well, if you want to load the stuff into the van, I won't help
now because. Again, I'm missing an arm blood
loss. You definitely need to be to get
you to see a doctor. Make sure you're you're all good
and does this. Help.
And he pulls out a little card from his wallet.
Is he? It's difficult to do with only
one arm, but he pulls it after you've sort of untined him, He
pulls it out and he just hands you a Platinum trauma team card.
Does this help drug dealer and trauma team Platinum.
You are a legend. I sell drugs.
Yeah. We are in the wrong profession,
guys. That's what I'm saying.
I'm just Viv, if you hung out with us more, maybe he could be
doing stuff like this. That's what I'm saying.
The shit. All right, we'll help you out.
OK, well, do you want to like pack up all the stuff to the van
and? Then, like, I know that, like, I
probably should see a doctor first, but like, you rolled an
18. Do you guys want to get some
bubble tea? I would love nothing more than
to get some bubble tea. I just want to see the look on
their faces when we tell them that we save them.
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