Last time on no latency side quests, Chad.
We need to check on Chad. They're putting all this effort
into this guy. I mean, come on. 378 Hygeia Ave.
The IRS. Tempering of the T organ could
result in. The good news is you're all
patched up and staple. More fees delayed claims?
Bad news is for now. And death.
Yeah, retro showing. Hot hole?
No Sunday drivers. He's in here.
Get him out. Get him.
Out. Hey, we're here.
Oh. That's great.
Seems as if they were exhausted. Fuck the IRS.
Fuck Night City. Maybe we can get some extra
organs while we're here. You start crying, people will
start doing stuff. Please, I've been waiting.
I've come back here every day. I pull a gun out.
We're here for the organs. Yo, that was sick as hell.
You're dead next. He's dead.
He's fucking dead. How?
Sorry. Oh, that shot did much worse.
Than 26 damage to Tracy. OK, we're going to do the double
bat powwow combo as VV is going to move closer to this one right
in front of Coyote that she just smacked with her baseball bat.
And VV is gonna do the same. Oh, let's go.
That's bad. For.
Me isn't. It oh with your first cat
rolling a crit causing a causing 11 damage which is cutting 1/2
of his armour making it. A6.
He is now. As you're about to swing, you
recognize that if you hit him again, he'll probably die.
Yeah. Do it.
Hit him again. You just let's fucking go.
It's cyber fun. What are you talking about?
Of course. He was the guy who saw a crying
person and was like, OK. While you haven't told us where
the where the guts are, who? Who's in charge of the guts and?
I'm going to be real. I haven't really given him much
of a chance, but I'm just giving you the option as a medical
professional just before you swing that bat one more time.
Can I? Still here?
Can I not easily knock him out? Yes you can.
So as you swing your. Devil on my shoulder, Coyote.
You. Flip the bat around your wrist a
little bit and then shove the pommel of it against the back of
his neck and falls to the ground, unconscious and
bleeding. He likely has a concussion, but
he's probably not going to die. And then I am going to move a
little bit more forward and see about my neck my next turn,
taking out one of these other goons.
Yeah, he didn't seem very gregarious.
One of the guards in the room, the one that Retro shot, took a
step back. Standing right in front of you.
VV He gets out his assault rifle pointed at you and fires.
Fires at me. Yeah, 14 so completely misses
you more with these bullets. I should just use my pistol.
Fuck. Yo, I'm going to get another one
of these three goons in this encounter, and I guess I'll run
up here, take us to the people that have the guts, and I'm
going to hit with my baseball bat.
Roll for it. 22 that. Is high.
Yeah, it is high. That's some peanut butter Jelly
time right there. That is 8 fuck off.
That is a super what I would refer to as a super crit where
you roll A1 and then a 10. This guy.
As you hit him, he embarrassingly falls.
Over. Knocking the computer to his
left, which causes it to go into lockdown mode for 10 minutes,
which means they don't get back up now and then.
As he looks up at you, the bat hits him in the face, causing
him 17 damage. OK, one more, one more.
Let's go 21. 21 and his evasion is 10.
Miss it, He's he's bad at this. And you hit him again for how
much damage? 99 damage, which is five.
He gets a critical injury. You snap his arm in half and he
puts his other arm just up. I.
Don't I just rub that I'm done, he?
Gets into the fetal position. Oh, there is only one guy left
in this room who is not incapacitated.
All right, it's not my turn. It's retro's turn.
I shoot him. All right, this is that guy.
Shoot his ass. Let's go.
I am one, if not true to my word. 20 Yes, he he he gets hit
with bullets, 17 damage. Yes.
I made him into what people with the colour delicacy of Swiss
cheese. Critical injury and you tear a
muscle in his hip and he now gets -2 to melee.
Oh. Fuck, we're getting really
fucked up in here, boys. Good thing that the door there
will let reinforcements. Why is it locked?
Sorry, I fucked up. I will quit.
Fail. It's bad.
The GM didn't expect anybody to fight in this room.
No, I know. Are you talking to yourself?
I. Mean.
Because your friends are downed look.
It it's a thing that I do sometimes.
I'm very sorry. You're now talking to a
completely different guard who looks exactly the same.
Sorry. All right, you're going down.
But no, no and combat is over. I'm in pain.
I would prefer. All right.
Like you can just sit there then, OK?
All right, you tell us where the people who have the organs are.
I don't. Look, I'm just a God.
You'd have to ask. Like figure it out.
Executive look in the other room.
There has been gunfire in here, though, so you might have
trouble. Doing stuff.
We should move quickly. How do you get in the store?
I'm. I'm on the floor Do.
You have a key card. Yeah, but I locked in for 10.
Minutes. So we have to sit here for 7
minutes. There's no way to override.
That. Retro as you're sort of looking
around this room, you see that there are two exits to this
hallway from where you came from, one to the West and one to
the east. To the east is a door to the
bathroom. To the West is the door to the
rest of the building, the waiting area and the adjuster
offices and security. But this other door that got
locked, that's kind of where we need to go, right?
It is one way you could go. One way we can go.
I'm saying to you. There's also air ducts.
That's what I was about to say. Time to time to vent, Sassies.
Let's fucking go. I guess we're going through the
vents. Where I'm right now is that an
air duct because I see some space.
So what you retro? Yes.
Role perception. Yeah.
So you're looking at the wall at the edge of this corridor, and
as you look up to this vent you have a look at it.
You're looking nice and close and you put your your hand up to
it and a huge gust of dust flies out of it and a a wet tissue
sticks to your head and goes into one of your vent, whirs
around a little bit and spits out the other side, causing you
-1 HP. But you have still discovered
that there is a vent in this wall.
Not access to it, just a grate to it, But there is a vent on
this wall A. Vented more damage to you than
anybody in that. Do you want to do anything to
these dudes because they're kind of incapacitate?
They haven't called the backup yet.
No. Can we rob them?
Yes, Cyberpunk. OK, I rob them.
Yeah, it's cyberpunk. Bitch, give me some eddies.
I'm going to. Yeah.
What am I rolling for? Perception.
You can roll Perception. You could roll Conceal Reveal
Object. Bureaucracy you.
Can roll bureaucracy, that is. Abortionist.
Justify. I'll let you roll it, but you
have to justify it. No, I like conceal reveal object
probably for this. They probably got some good
stuff because I've seen tougher security at limited stands.
Got them? Very mean, I think I look pretty
good actually. Oh, a 10.
Oh.
Another 10 26. 26 Can You Find 260 Eddies?
Woo. 260 richer just. Over all of them, you have
robbed these three dudes. Do you tie them up in the
process so they don't fight back?
I think we should, and I'm going to heal them as I tie them up,
which is like oxymoron, but you know EV.
No, no. No, no, no, no.
No. No, no, no.
Shoot this one dead. All right, Retro.
I don't know if we need to do all of that.
I said what I said. I don't know if we.
Make me a liar if I don't. Doing all of that, I don't, I
guess. I mean whatever.
It would be really nice if you didn't kill him.
I'm not your mom. Do whatever you want.
Who gives a shit? Somebody better persuade me or
something, because I'm going to do it.
Retro, I just met you. I don't even know you.
Retro look, I know he said some mean things to you, but we
should just These guys are just a bunch of mooks.
Let's just leave them. Please, I'm, I'm sorry.
Look, if you, if you tie me up and maybe like knock me out, I
don't want to feel this. Pain.
If you want to knock his knock him out unconscious, that's
fine. No.
No, no, no, go ahead and tie him up.
I'll feel the pain. If I'm not going to be able to
kill them, they're going to suffer through that pain, then
oh. Come on.
Jim, all right. I mean, we could kill them.
And take their organs. Though.
After. That so.
Yeah, you did, Phoebe. You did, Phoebe, you did say
that earlier. That was you who was like the
organs. God, these guys are fucked up.
I heard. I heard that the people who hang
out the Bubble Cafe are like, cool and light.
But this is fucked. I don't know about you.
Oh, I'm cool. All right.
And then I shoot his hand. Roll for it.
What am I roll? Just great weapon Attack roll
for gun 20? Yeah.
You shoot his hand For how much damage?
Oh, that's a crit. 66 is baby. It was an aim shot already. 19.
So now it. Has no, it has no working hand.
Oh. Fuck.
I'm going to use my fidget. Now I'm the coolest tomb you'll
ever meet, bitch. And.
Then BB ties them up with some 50 foot of hemp rope that they
have. On their bag, yeah.
And my adventurers pack? Yeah, I have.
The in the. Hallway or do you take them into
the bathroom? Let's throw them in the
bathroom. Good.
I kind of need actually no I. Was on a toilet OK?
And you? Show these people on in
individual cubicles, I'm assuming.
Individual stalls, each on a toilet.
I take a selfie with V with the guys tied up on the on the.
Toilet. Just to send a little.
She gives a little cute heart pose.
Finger hearts with the guys. Yeah, perfect.
And you're all now in the bathroom.
All right, retro. You found a vent or something?
Yeah, but it's out in the hallway, not in the bathroom.
And now you're in the bathroom. Do you want to roll perception?
Sure, sure. But don't have another, not one
like Roll 20s been giving me all night.
As you look around, you notice that there is a break on the N
wall in the number of toilets and in that space is the event
for the HVAC system VV. You find that it is open.
Oh, it looks like we might be able to get through this way.
Look at that. I'm going to try to enter in the
HVAC system right in the vent. And VV disappears into the
vents. Do you two follow?
Yeah. I guess so.
All right. Wow, these are really long
vents. What the?
This building's bigger than I thought.
Come out to the bubble tea, we'll get together, have a few
laughs. We're helping people.
We're getting organs. We're saving.
Solving your love triangle. Yeah, I get it.
Whoa, whoa. What's the triangle part?
I don't know what he's referring to.
Oh, you know exactly what I'm referring to.
Night City. If you look at a map of North
America, somewhere on the western edge, you'd see an inky
black dot with fingers pressing into the side of the continent.
That's where you find Night City.
And somewhere in the middle of that inky black dot is a giant
smoking hole. Like the universe itself drew
iron and shot straight through the city.
Radiation turned the sky red. But our story starts a little
further South. In a dive bar, the shortstop
Welcome to Night City and welcome to cyberpunk Edge of
Extinction. Infinite Sided Dice presents
Cyberpunk Edge of Extinction, a cyberpunk red actual play.
Watch now at youtube.com Slash at Infinite Sided Dice.
Catch you later tunes. And the three of you make your
way out of the vent and into a hallway, maybe.
Takes another one of her nicotine pockies from.
Her. Little pouch takes a bite.
All right, we got to find any evidence for these organs where
they're keeping them. Let's search.
Yeah, let's search. You have the receipt from the
confiscation of Chad's organs on you.
If you want to examine that to find out more, which you did not
do at the time, you may. What else was on the receipt?
Probably wasn't worth much. What you notice as that his
Adjuster's name is roll for it. The Adjuster's name is Sid, and
he works in Office Cubicle D because you rolled A crit, so
you get to find out where he works as well, Otherwise you
would have had to search. If you're walking into this
hallway, please roll stealth. Stealth Oh, I didn't have my
phone out. Stupid. 12 Yes, good retro You
are a silent man with a giant TV for a head rolling of 20.
What can I say? I'm on.
I'm. I'm on running silent mode right
now. Oh. 28.
Amazing. So in the confusion near the
door, the few gunshots that were muffled through the wall, all of
the guards for this hallway have gone to the door that is still
locked and they're trying to work out what's going on.
You can hear them talking in the background.
Oh. Did you put the wrong code in?
No, I didn't put the wrong code in.
Look from the other side. Well, what we're going to do.
There's no fire, is there? We're all going to die, Chop.
It's going to be fine. And you walk over down the
hallway. You can see as you walk down
there are vending machines on either side and on the ground
there are these letters for the different offices.
Yeah, this one over here, says GIH.
I quietly point to room that says DC and D and I quietly
point to the others that room. We gotta get, we gotta get some
C&D. We gotta.
Go to Office D That way they're
distracted and I I head into CICD.
I follow. CID OK.
And they're sitting at Cubicle D is a guy with a name tag on that
says Sid Do. You got sunglasses on?
You walk into this shared office that's been divided into two
offices, but really is probably originally meant to be one.
And there's this guy Sid, who looks a bit sad at a desk.
Hello. Hello, are you Sid?
Yeah, do you have your case number?
Yes, I do. One moment as I pull it up.
It is a claim number K-0568 one dash chapter. 2 kidneys in lieu
of payment, Three months reason for not payment.
Hoverboard payment plan. Oh no.
That's just not a Smervin in No, that's not on you.
That's. A hoverboard.
Yeah, what about the hoverboard? It just says the reason he the
customer stated they could not pay us because they were paying
for a hoverboard for a friend. So this is all my fault.
It's not your fault. It's his fault.
He made the choice. He made the choice, not you.
It's on him. He's missing both kidneys, is
he? He's not dead, according to the
T organ. No, we did get.
A oh, no, we got it. We got it.
We got a tamper report here. Mr. Sid, Sir, I need to I need
those kidneys back. Please.
Well. I don't.
He looks around. Do you?
Think I have them here. Where do you Where are they?
But we use a third party to take care of.
So what's the third party I keep hearing?
Third party? What's the company?
Proprietary information. Well, why don't why don't you
tell us what it is so my friend here doesn't get anymore upset.
While Coyote and VV are berating this gentleman in this tiny
office Retro, are you just standing there?
Anything else? Well, sad.
Well, Retro is kind of doesn't like the look of sad sack Sid
and is going to come over to this empty cubicle and just kind
of go, oh, there's a computer here, nobody's looking and kind
of precept. I don't think anybody can see me
from here. They cannot.
I'll just jump on here and see what I can find.
Roll Electronic Security Tech. Do I have to?
Yes. All right. 29.
I could have 20. 9. Better.
I mean, that is almost legendary.
One more point when I made it. Legendary, right?
And you find a confidential memo that was circulated as part of
the IRS. What do you do with this memo,
Retro? I read it silently in my head.
Team Our deal with the trauma team continues.
Organ shortage has. Been very lucrative for both
sides. Any adjuster that gets a mark to
use the referral code trauma under score IRS will get a 2%
kickback on a completed Trauma team Silver or higher
subscription sign up. After all, TT does have organs.
Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, trauma.
Team The market will need organs soon.
The shorter the shortage is planned to end in one month, so
get your commissions in before we have to build up more debt in
the population. During the downtime, continue to
offer the increased interest on temporary organs at a normal
starting price. No need to cut into profits.
This will keep us in the black till the next constructive
shortage. As always, any discussion with
the public or press will lead to termination, legal action and
possible loss of company installed organs and upgrade.
Man, my editor is going to have a field day with this.
And as retro is reading this. Well, we can offer an extension
on the tea organ. I can send a signal to keep him
alive for longer than 72 hours, but that is 150 Eddie's a day.
I hate my job. Look, there's got to be
something you can do here. Like, look, this job sucks,
right? What if?
What if you were be able to get something better?
You know, like a job at trauma team.
A job at Trauma team? Yeah, I mean.
Already. Worked for I mean.
How about Biotechnica? They pay real good.
Oh. They do pay real good and
they've. They've got pretty good health
insurance, right? Pretty decent, yeah, you know.
They only they only offer tea organs here.
What if I were to a able to help get you a job at Biotechnica?
Would you be able to help me like, I don't know, get my
friend a bit of a longer extension than just a couple of
days, you know? I mean, if you can get me a good
job, I'll I mean. Rope, Rope, Persuasion is.
There a preschool. Yes, there should.
Probably. Be if I can find it on this
conflabbed. Sheet.
Oh, that's not good. I should have put luck into that
poop. 10 I'm a little against it.
That is a six he meets soon. He has a cool of four, but he
does meet. Tigers defender, so it does not
work. Look, man, I haven't fucking
hate my job. I don't want to put someone on
Teogan. All right, Retro will come back.
At this point, he's going to walk up to said.
Hey buddy, you know I'm doing a report right now on the IRS and
how you are handling it and so I wanted to know what.
You're in here. Media is not allowed in the
building. I well, here's the thing, see
with your contacts with trauma team in being your third party
and taking organs and creating the shortage, what particular
team do you usually work through?
Like do you have that within your system for this particular
item? Roll the face down.
Oh, right. Great.
I rolled A1 and A3. I rolled A1 and A10.
Lol. Yeah, but you.
But you still beat him because you have he.
He has a cool of. Four -1.
Right. What did you get?
Call plus reputation plus one D 10, right?
Yeah. So what's your score?
My my score would be the what's 12 and then is it plus one and
then -10 No. It's just -10.
Oh, so 2. Yeah.
So they got one. Literally.
So this is the most uncool face down you've ever.
Much uncool, face down. It's embarrassing to watch Retro
just sort of fumble as well as Sid fumble because he heard
Trauma Team, so he's just shitting himself.
Well no we're not allowed to because the the there's no
affiliation officially with I don't mean at all with trauma
team we don't, we don't disclose.
Who? We sell the organs, store the
organs with oh fuck, I'm getting fired, aren't I?
What drama teams involved in this?
You know what? Sit, Sit.
Have a seat. Have a seat.
I'm already sitting. Good, good.
OK, sit. So yeah, with our compensation,
you know, you know why you're here, right?
Because Chad needs new kidneys. Exactly.
Good job. OK, and so yes, and you've
you've you've made this very awkward.
In which my awkward sentence. Are going off and puts it face
down on the desk. You can choose when to reveal it
to everyone, you just let me know.
I haven't seen paper in so long. I'm.
Just going to slam on the table. So yeah, right there there's the
memo that went out that had gone.
That's confidential. You're not allowed to, yeah.
Yeah, I know it states confidential, but it doesn't
come that confidential when people just give it to me.
So you know, you should really work on that.
So what I want to know is, Sid, would you prefer to have your
full name within the article? Or would you prefer to just not
be mentioned perp at all? Oh.
Oh, option two. Good.
Now they'll send someone to kill me, I'm fairly certain.
So here's the thing. Because I'm the only one in this
office, because the other guy here, they shot him.
So, like, I'm if you got it from this office, that's track of I'm
fucked. Yeah, now here's the thing, sad
sack. I need you to give me more
information on this in order for me not to be able to divulge a
name because I protect my sources.
We're a we're a third party repossession service.
Trauma team doesn't want the bad price.
So they hire us to do it and we give them the organs and then
they clean them and sell them. To me, I need to have the
information on where they keep these particular organs, so that
way I. Can keep them at any of the
trauma team sites because they'll get tracked because all
of these have serial numbers. So one of these.
Are inside of us. Apartment.
Which executive? What apartment?
You better start talking. You won't have to worry about
Trauma Team shooting you because I'm going to shoot.
You Doctor Shade. He's like a mid level exec.
I applied for a job and he told me to get fucked.
You probably deserved it. OK.
All right, now here's the thing, Set said.
You are now under my protection as everyone.
Everyone roll. No retro roll perception.
OK, I got my perception glasses on.
That's a nine. Cool.
Something happens, but you don't know what it is.
Continue. Anyways, Sid, you are now under
you know my protection is source and will not leak any of your
information. Even if the guys come into a
legal battle, they cannot do anything about that, a
particular thing and so I need you to baby right?
So keep going. Go ahead and you know, start
working out your affairs and you know, put a smile on your face.
You look sad. As he's like nodding at retro
while he says this, and you can notice that his right hand is
feverishly pressing something underneath his desk.
I dive across the desk and tackle him down.
Don't press that button. Rob rolling.
Oh God. Get his ass.
Where is this? There it is.
I keep forgetting to lock. Tracy Lock.
That's a one and a two. No, no, You knock him over, he
falls backwards and he has pushed the button, but you've
stopped him from pushing it again.
Don't. Don't kill me.
They'll be here soon and they'll kill you.
They they're usually here within 3 to 6 minutes.
Not a big system, you. Better get out of here.
Sid, you have now just ruined your chances in being a
protected source. Thanks.
We're out to take that paper. Put it in my back.
Sid, you're going on file. OK, I'm.
Just doing my job and I shoot him.
Your job didn't mean to take that fucking button.
Wait, no, no, no, Technicolor Cowboy.
I'm really. Bang. 18 Yep, that hits real
damage. You 11.
Are you point blank? Sure, yeah, whatever.
Just shooting him. Are you?
Shooting him in the head or just in general?
Just in general, don't matter. Just sick of him.
That's regular damage. Regular damage.
You do 11 damage to this guy and he's he doesn't.
He didn't have a lot of health to begin with.
He goes below half health and you've shot him through the
kneecap. Oh fuck.
Oh, the claims on limbs is really expensive.
You're a prick. You're a fucking corporate sell
out bitch, you. Can get fucked.
Get fucked, I punch him in the face.
I. Throw I throw some gauze on the
ground to wrap it up. All right, guys, let's get out
of here. Oh.
Fuck. Oh, not my nose.
Yeah, 17. And I piled out of this office.
Now I throw a painkiller on the ground.
Phoebe, stop it. Just let him die.
He's a fucking corporal. He might as well be.
He's a sellout for woman. Phoebe is growing.
They they just threw it on the ground they didn't even like.
Administer. Yeah.
And you keep calling Phoebe. She'll never get over it.
As you're having this conversation in the hallway, did
you? Hear the alarm.
I did hear the alarm. And a bunch of guards poke their
head out. Hey, what are you doing here?
You're not in the waiting area. No, we're not.
We were just. Leaving our appointment.
Are you running? No, we're walking, calmly,
casually. We look like we belong.
OK, roll for that. Someone pressed the alarm and
you're walking out of the room. The alarm went off on.
They said there was an emergency, so.
We're leaving. Is this straight pool?
No. No, no, no.
This is persuasion or acting one of the two. 17.
Persuasion. I'm going to add 3 luck to this
role 12/13/14 11. 11. It is a trivial thing to
convince a guard that you are waiting for an appointment in a
place that you will be waiting for an appointment.
So you all pass the DV. The door is now unlocked after
the shenanigans of what has happened.
It has been past 10 minutes and you find yourselves back in the
hallway, through the waiting area, past a bunch of people who
look very depressed, like they've been waiting for a
while, and back towards the front of the building.
Retro. You step into the lobby and
nobody has moved. So true.
Unsurprising so. True.
Oh my God, what are they doing? Yeah, what's the point of
signing up online if they're going to make you wait?
Line anyway signing up in. The garden.
Am I right? Hello.
Personally, what is the point? What is the point of all of?
This. Let's start.
I'm.
Surprised that people both here in this waiting line and in that
waiting room back there aren't standing up for your rights,
'cause. There's a bunch of adjusters in
there just sitting around twiddling their thumbs like a
guy named Sid who ain't doing shit back there.
And they're just making you all wait while making you raising
your fucking interest on there while you're just sitting here
like a bunch of sad sacks. Don't be stretched back, Sid.
You know where our. You know, our night city tax
dollars go toward these jobs where they're doing absolutely
nothing. And you know, as in late stage
capitalism, your time is a currency your.
Time is valuable. Please calm down.
That's what they want you to do. They want you to calm down
because they're trying to suppress your voices.
Yeah, a private company I. Roll the 20.
Everybody in the room starts to have a bit of a riot and you can
use this to leave. Yeah, I take my glow paint on
the way out and I just tag the wall.
Roll something further how good the tag is.
It's so good. Yeah, you do it, Night City.
You fight back against our rest. You do it for your love, right,
Diggy? Yes, we do.
It for love. Fight back for love.
I'm glad, Vivi, you finally admitted.
This is all for love. Great.
It's love for It's a platonic love between me and Vivi.
Love for friendship? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 10
on the Pink or Oxford. It is mid.
It's. A pretty good.
It doesn't need to be good. It's a mid tag.
It's OK and you pile into the car and you leave this area as
quickly as possible. You don't know where his
apartment is, though. Let's find him.
Let's kill him. Searching the garden.
Sweet. Roll for it.
Yes. One moment 16. 16 Yeah, no, that
is genuinely enough a difficult task to find someone's address
in Knight City is 15, I would say, and you discover that
Doctor Shade lives in the glass district.
The glass district, it's not a rich, I was going to say.
You've been there before. It's where Claire's apartment
was. It's very posh.
It's a nice place. Of course, this guy lives in a
really nice neighbourhood. No matter.
All right, well, I found Doctor Shade's address, so if you want
to put that in your GPS, head on over.
There sweet we go all. Right, and you head towards
Doctor Shade's apartment in the Glass district.
Can I get a driving check please?
Driving cool Is this to find parking again?
Yeah. Because this is Night City and
we roll for parking. I guess.
So we do always roll for parking.
Love that for us. Roll for Parking 22. 22 Yeah,
you find a great space. It is.
It's over 20. It's free.
Free parking. Wow.
Whoa. This is a.
Rarity. Like we would pay it anyway,
but. Yeah, the meters paid for like 4
hours. Someone got went in a rush.
All right. OK.
I think it might be this building here where his
apartment is. I still don't have a really a
plan here, you know, plans are not a thing that I do.
Plan as plan as we get kidneys and then we kill them, right he.
This is not a good person. This is a corpo.
This is objectively a Corpo. We can kill him.
I mean, to be fair also, you've also just found out that trauma
team is working with I've doing organ theft and jacking up the
prices. I can't believe Trauma Team
would be behind this. I I interned with them, I work
for them. Yeah, bro, they're bad.
It's a company. You can't trust it.
But they're like the only company that actually, like,
tries to help people. Yeah, but it's all privatized
healthcare. It's all like guys, yo, we're so
good. We help people, we make them
feel better and and you stop, pay up, asshole.
And you have to pay up the asshole to get any kind of
coverage. I mean, medical care should be a
human, right? Personally, that is what I
believe. Vivi, this is what I was saying.
That's why I try to help Rancho. That's why the Rancho Coronado
Roosters are the number one fucking team.
Fucking trauma team sucks. I guess you're right.
I don't know what that means. Do you want to explain it to me?
Explain the joke or we? It's roller Derby team.
I cheer for trauma team. You know I.
Cheer for the I cheer for the Coronado Roosters Woo.
All right, you guys are right. Trauma team sucks and let's the
system. OK, listen.
Yeah. Let's get some kidneys and.
This system? Fuck.
This system. Fuck this system.
Let's go you've.
Taken the elevator up you've had.
A. Very high floor in this, in this
very posh building. Oh, my ears.
Popped as the elevator open the. Building here again hearing the
singing like growing concerned. Do you hear someone in the in
the in the elevator that's snuggled next to it for the
other building being like, wow, that's slap.
That's what I'm saying, guys. Maybe I should get into music.
I feel like I'm just such a creative spirit.
Very much away in front of you is a stairway down at the very
end to vending machines on the left wall and the door to Doctor
Shades apartment on the right. I kicked the door down.
Do it. Roll for it.
What do you want? Me to do it, roll for it.
Brawling athletics. Roll kick down door.
Contortion. Contortionism.
No. No, no brawling.
Cracking. Electronic security tech if you
want to do it like. Electronic.
How would you do that? It's it's a Fonzi, obviously.
Can I do dance? If you want to do a Fonzi, yeah.
No, I'll just. Anything that's anything that's
not actually tech, we just call it a Fonzi.
Yeah, 22. 2222 Yes, it was a 21 to kick this door open.
Coyotes here. I'm here to fuck you.
Up kick the door open and you you see a Fairy Posh Corpo
standing in the middle of his living room, holding a cup of
coffee, and he looks at you. What?
The fuck are? You doing here?
I shoot him oh. Fuck.
Next time on no latency side quest.
Come here, you little Corp. Oh shit.
Well then I'd shoot him in the leg.
Just keep looking around retro. You may have a PhD.
I'd spread into the other room. But I have a masters and ass
kicking. I'll flatline you right here.
I don't give a fuck. Ow.
Looks like you just got written a prescription for pain.
What if we just take these crates of organs and give them
to those people that were waiting in line?
That's a great idea, Coyote. I'll be here ready for radio
contact. I think we should give back to
the people. Look at this guy.
He sucks. I could just jump off the
balcony like he did. You call yourself a doctor.
You're nothing more than a quack in a lap.
Everyone Boo him. Try to evade this one too.
It's a little room temp, but it's still.
Good Woo. Was it water on the knee?
That's the coolest shit I ever seen.
No, it was operation. Good job, retro.
This was an awesome first day to get to know you.
Coyote. Hold up.
Can't stop me, can't stop the groove.
No, you need medical attention immediately.
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