1 00:00:02,320 --> 00:00:06,080 Last time on no latency. Clive I really want that 2 00:00:06,080 --> 00:00:08,160 jetpack. Are we going to run into people? 3 00:00:08,160 --> 00:00:11,280 Between your jetpack and my hoverboard, I think we're ready 4 00:00:11,280 --> 00:00:13,080 to go. Sewer people Wait, wait, wait, 5 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:14,560 wait. We're going to be in hazmat 6 00:00:14,560 --> 00:00:16,760 suits. Will they be hostile? 7 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:18,400 Well. Now I'm nervous about my head. 8 00:00:18,400 --> 00:00:20,080 I'm sure you've never gotten any complaints. 9 00:00:20,080 --> 00:00:22,720 Did we decide on which net runner we wanted to go with? 10 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:25,600 Four. F4 E What is happening here? 11 00:00:26,040 --> 00:00:27,800 Oh God. OK, so he's the one. 12 00:00:27,960 --> 00:00:30,880 The AI or whatever is down and they're waiting for us. 13 00:00:30,880 --> 00:00:33,120 Room with the USB port. Pretty much. 14 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:35,560 OK, nine, you're coming with us on this job the. 15 00:00:35,680 --> 00:00:38,840 Innovation, The jolly, the whimsy. 16 00:00:38,840 --> 00:00:40,840 One of these days I'm going to catch you and I'm going to fix 17 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:43,560 that mute button of yours. As a gunk, I kind of understood. 18 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:45,960 It I don't know how good my sewing skills are anymore. 19 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:47,280 It's time. I mean, I'm ready. 20 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:48,920 I got my jet back. I've been ready to go like this 21 00:00:48,920 --> 00:01:02,920 whole time. Wait what insurance level are 22 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:06,040 you? That depends on the co-pay. 23 00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:09,400 It was under 1000. It was only 680 eddies. 24 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:11,640 That's. Not bad. 25 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:14,920 It's not bad that buy that buy. Insurance, yeah, because. 26 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:18,000 That's not bad. That's what the dice said. 27 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:20,640 That's nice. Fucking fantasy still. 28 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:25,040 Yeah, I've got this really cool old black D10 and I rolled a 29 00:01:25,040 --> 00:01:30,280 gold one with it. I know it's very fancy. 30 00:01:30,320 --> 00:01:34,440 What colour is the what? Colour is the are the numbers. 31 00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:38,560 Black. Oh no, it's easy to read that. 32 00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:39,720 I was going to say. No, you. 33 00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:44,600 Have the leg black. And shinier than the rest. 34 00:01:47,880 --> 00:01:50,160 I'm not sure if I'm Vendel in this moment, so I'm going to say 35 00:01:50,200 --> 00:01:55,000 with the voice. Who's not Vandel in any moment, 36 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:56,840 this is true. We're all vandel. 37 00:01:57,280 --> 00:01:59,240 We are all Vandel on this blessed day. 38 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:08,039 You're driving through the city and out there in the streets, 39 00:02:09,479 --> 00:02:12,400 you're heading to this little area in the combat zone. 40 00:02:12,640 --> 00:02:18,200 So, Jeb, to avoid any other interruptions or a driving 41 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:23,840 check. 20. 66 Yes, that's enough. 42 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:31,040 Yes, you find some good back alleys and avenues to make your 43 00:02:31,040 --> 00:02:37,160 adventure through the nasty streets of the Combat Zone near 44 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:40,720 Sharks cards. Take a turn through the streets 45 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:42,120 and you'll be there in a few minutes. 46 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:46,200 All right, lock and load. We'll be there in a few minutes. 47 00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:51,680 I I I load all my weapons. All of them. 48 00:02:51,720 --> 00:03:00,080 Smile there's. A lot of weapons. 49 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:07,040 Being out there right through. Never enough. 50 00:03:09,240 --> 00:03:13,080 He is OK walking and loading. I don't. 51 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:17,080 Know why Three Days Grace just popped in my head? 52 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:30,520 And you arrive on a small St. you believe the sewers to be 53 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:34,960 located. Oh man, look at the amount of 54 00:03:35,480 --> 00:03:40,800 vending machines. If there's anything I know, it's 55 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:43,920 that we got to check those out first before we do anything 56 00:03:43,920 --> 00:03:48,520 else. Everybody got their hazmat 57 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:55,160 suits. You you turn around and Iona is 58 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:57,960 it's just beaming already in a hazmat suit. 59 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:01,560 I don't. Live in a hazmat suit they 60 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:06,680 could. Oh, that's not very conspicuous. 61 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:13,840 It's tailored. You did overnight roll wardrobe 62 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:17,160 in style, That's amazing. Absolutely. 63 00:04:17,160 --> 00:04:19,959 Give me one moment, give me one moment. 64 00:04:20,839 --> 00:04:26,760 Yes, you do not make the suit any worse, but you also for a 13 65 00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:28,880 don't make it that much better so it fits you. 66 00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:32,400 It's nice. I just added some darts in the 67 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:34,760 side. Yes, absolutely. 68 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:37,880 Yeah, it, it cinches at the waist a little bit. 69 00:04:38,160 --> 00:04:39,400 Oh, that's nice. I don't know. 70 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:42,000 I should ask you to tailor mine too. 71 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:47,280 Look at how bulky this thing is. I just, you know, sometimes I 72 00:04:47,280 --> 00:04:50,520 just the hourglass figure I have, I just have to accentuate 73 00:04:50,800 --> 00:04:57,680 the hazmat suit just. How big are these hat mats 74 00:04:57,680 --> 00:04:59,440 suits? Like now I'm thinking we're all 75 00:04:59,440 --> 00:05:01,720 just walking out there like looking like. 76 00:05:01,840 --> 00:05:05,120 Yellow, yeah. We do like the monsters. 77 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:07,840 Think it's. Kind of snatched. 78 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:11,600 Everybody except for Iona is just walking around looking like 79 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:15,440 a a pea coloured version of the Stay Puff Marshmallow Man. 80 00:05:15,840 --> 00:05:19,640 Or Iona is just like Slack. Yes. 81 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:26,320 Correct. Your slant I need a bulldog 82 00:05:26,320 --> 00:05:27,320 clip. There's too much I. 83 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:31,360 Feel like I'm running around inside of an inflatable 84 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:35,080 dinosaur. Jeb, where did you park the van? 85 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:40,640 You know, over here next to the next to the vending machine, 86 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:42,880 parallel parked. Oh, wait a minute. 87 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:44,320 Backed in. There we go. 88 00:05:45,920 --> 00:05:47,600 Nice. Wait a minute, I want to double 89 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:49,000 check that. Is that a vending machine? 90 00:05:49,840 --> 00:05:52,440 This thing down here that says Vend, Yeah. 91 00:05:53,360 --> 00:05:55,960 Vended God. I I was, I was a little worried 92 00:05:55,960 --> 00:05:57,760 for a second. I was like, Jeb, maybe it's 93 00:05:57,760 --> 00:06:01,120 actually the place where you got to sometimes pay for parking. 94 00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:06,840 Name nothing like that. There's any machines all over 95 00:06:06,840 --> 00:06:08,560 the city? It seems. 96 00:06:08,680 --> 00:06:11,320 Argument for a vending machine, Jeb. 97 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:15,160 Huh. Do you always stop for a vending 98 00:06:15,160 --> 00:06:17,400 machine, Jeb? Well, not all the time, but you 99 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:19,400 know, I tried. I tried to stop out of any 100 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:23,000 machine near whatever destination I'm going to so I 101 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:24,840 can always check out the vending machine on my way. 102 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:30,160 Oh, OK, odd. Is it? 103 00:06:31,440 --> 00:06:32,960 Let's forgot we got a whole squad here. 104 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:37,960 We're rolling deep. The gang's all here. 105 00:06:38,320 --> 00:06:44,720 OK, I hate to be the one to do this, but I feel that we need to 106 00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:47,680 put some responsibilities on people for doing this. 107 00:06:48,880 --> 00:06:57,040 So who's going to be watching for radioactive activity? 108 00:06:58,840 --> 00:07:01,120 Like we're not in the radioactive zone yet, right? 109 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:05,360 No, but you have the detector retro. 110 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:07,840 The Geiger counter. The P bucket? 111 00:07:08,520 --> 00:07:10,560 No, that's the shield. Just kidding. 112 00:07:11,240 --> 00:07:13,760 So someone's got to be holding on to the P bucket and protect 113 00:07:13,760 --> 00:07:16,360 that. Someone's got to be in charge of 114 00:07:16,360 --> 00:07:19,560 the Geiger counter. I'll I'll take cold of the 115 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:23,000 Geiger counter and keep track of our radioactivity. 116 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:29,080 Nice. I should probably take the pee 117 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:35,480 bucket then because we need to have our best fighters to be 118 00:07:35,480 --> 00:07:38,120 having their hands open in case something happens, right? 119 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:42,880 Good plan. And then I own as the face. 120 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:46,720 So you can't be, you can't be holding anything, otherwise you 121 00:07:46,720 --> 00:07:48,840 look weak, so. Yes. 122 00:07:48,840 --> 00:07:53,720 How are we supposed to know who's the leader if everybody's 123 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:56,600 carrying something? Yes, I you know what? 124 00:07:56,760 --> 00:07:57,960 You're I'll let you, you know what? 125 00:07:57,960 --> 00:07:59,720 You are a leader. You will be a leader. 126 00:07:59,920 --> 00:08:03,720 No, let let me carry the P bucket you said. 127 00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:07,600 You said our fighters. I can't shoot worth a damn. 128 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:11,560 But you're the face. I am the face. 129 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:14,520 And you can't look weak. And the waist. 130 00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:24,880 I mean, sure. Well, it's because of the 131 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:26,640 outfit. I'm making a reference to a 132 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:29,200 thing you did earlier. I know I just when you said it, 133 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:32,440 I, I, I. I Oh, it's a harmony I. 134 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:33,760 Took the homonym. Yeah. 135 00:08:33,760 --> 00:08:36,720 It was like, oh, that's a backhand. 136 00:08:36,720 --> 00:08:40,159 It's it's supplement. Waste of space. 137 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:43,760 I meant the bit between the butt and the chest I. 138 00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:51,560 May just got it. Me, no, Jeb said. 139 00:08:51,560 --> 00:08:54,240 A waste of space and I knew what the hell meant. 140 00:08:54,800 --> 00:09:04,200 OK, your expression. So we, yeah, I'm taking a look 141 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:06,240 at this. I mean, while we're here, mods 142 00:09:06,240 --> 00:09:07,400 will take a look at this vending machine. 143 00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:10,440 No. Yeah, just in case. 144 00:09:10,880 --> 00:09:15,760 Roll the D6. Did anyone aside from me bring a 145 00:09:15,760 --> 00:09:17,920 bag? It's just six. 146 00:09:19,120 --> 00:09:21,240 You wrote a six. I have my medical bag. 147 00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:26,200 I mean, you know, for this entire time, throughout all of 148 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:29,880 the adventures that we've had for the past like four or five 149 00:09:29,880 --> 00:09:32,440 years or whatever, I've actually had a satchel. 150 00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:35,040 Do you guys know about this? Oh. 151 00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:38,240 Yeah, every time I see you, you've got a satchel on. 152 00:09:38,800 --> 00:09:43,960 Yeah, I think I actually pointed out like episode like 2 of this 153 00:09:43,960 --> 00:09:48,120 entire series and it's never come up, but I actually have had 154 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:53,520 a satchel this entire time. Yeah, and DD has a boom box. 155 00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:56,360 Oh yeah, I do have. A always, always. 156 00:09:57,440 --> 00:09:59,160 And I carry around my little. Forget. 157 00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:04,840 I don't think we need the boom box. 158 00:10:05,760 --> 00:10:07,680 It might make a good distraction actually. 159 00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:10,560 It does come in handy when you least expect it. 160 00:10:11,640 --> 00:10:14,520 We should bring the boom box. All right, I'll bring the boom 161 00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:16,520 box. It's got a strap so. 162 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:19,000 True. I'm just, you know, I got the 163 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:21,560 Geiger counter, I got my medical bag, I got the boom box. 164 00:10:21,680 --> 00:10:25,840 I'm pretty full up everybody. Your hoverboard folds into the 165 00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:29,080 boom box as well, so right. It's like a little storage 166 00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:32,360 thing, yeah. While while you're all 167 00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:34,320 discussing this Jeb, you turn around and look at the vending 168 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:38,000 machine and find. Oh look at that. 169 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:46,200 Looks like we got a a Med patch, a skilled chip, and oh, a 170 00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:49,720 rocket. Well, I don't have a don't have 171 00:10:49,720 --> 00:10:53,400 a rocket launcher and I don't know, I don't feel like spending 172 00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:57,320 1000 eddies on a skill trip is a good use of my money right now. 173 00:10:57,320 --> 00:11:00,800 So and damn those are some expensive Med patches. 174 00:11:01,680 --> 00:11:03,680 Yeah. Looks like I'm I'm all good. 175 00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:07,680 Wait, did you just say rocket? I did, yeah, it's actually. 176 00:11:07,680 --> 00:11:09,120 I run over and I pushed you up out of the way. 177 00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:14,120 Jeb, you get pushed out of the way for elevation. 178 00:11:14,120 --> 00:11:15,560 Nuts fall in these trash bags that are right. 179 00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:19,480 Here now I'll just follow them. OK Jeb, you fall on 2 trash 180 00:11:19,480 --> 00:11:22,440 bags, they are gross. You wearing a husband suit? 181 00:11:22,560 --> 00:11:26,880 It doesn't matter. I buy the rocket for 100. 182 00:11:27,480 --> 00:11:30,000 For 100 I buy the rocket. I buy the rocket. 183 00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:32,800 The skill chip is the rarest skill chip. 184 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:34,760 By the way, Jeb, you rolled incredibly well on this vending 185 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:38,560 machine, and you rolled the times 2 skill skill chip, which 186 00:11:38,560 --> 00:11:41,200 could be bought for at times 2 skill. 187 00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:44,240 If they don't want it, I'll buy it. 188 00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:49,280 I am going to sneak in here Remy real fast and get that Med patch 189 00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:53,560 because Vivi's bag is is a finite supply. 190 00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:55,280 Cool. True. 191 00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:59,040 So I'm going to you pay 250 eddies and pull the Med patch 192 00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:04,040 just from the side Retro as he stares at the selector for the 193 00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:06,240 skilled chip. Yeah, I've gotten into like 194 00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:09,920 Pokémon scalper mode right now and just full protective 195 00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:16,240 hovering over it. Unless anyone else is saying 196 00:12:16,240 --> 00:12:18,240 that they want that skill trip, I'm going to buy that skill trip 197 00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:26,360 skill selection required. I was going to say martial arts, 198 00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:27,800 but. You've already got that. 199 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:29,520 No, I don't. Not for martial arts. 200 00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:31,320 Oh, do you not know? Can we? 201 00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:33,920 Can we? Can we insert it later? 202 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:39,280 I have to go look up times 2. I think the obvious choice is 203 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:42,640 auto fire, but that's just me. Oh, auto fire. 204 00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:44,480 Yeah, Actually, auto fire is a pretty good one. 205 00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:47,760 Yeah, let's go with auto fire, OK? 206 00:12:48,760 --> 00:12:51,440 You buy an auto fire skill chip for 1000 eddies. 207 00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:54,840 Anyone with a skills chip slot can use it. 208 00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:58,800 Woo Hoo, now this feels like heavy metal. 209 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:02,520 Now you're standing in this street. 210 00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:07,040 You've parked your van onto the sidewalk in this abandoned area, 211 00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:11,120 and on the other side of the street you see a bunch of boxes. 212 00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:13,680 There are a few more vending machines and between some of the 213 00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:16,400 boxes and crates you can see some people and some stuff. 214 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:20,240 People and stuff. I love stuff. 215 00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:24,160 Where is the entrance to the sewers that is supposed to be 216 00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:26,200 around here? I suppose we'll have to look 217 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:28,240 around, Jeb. Isn't that what you normally do? 218 00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:31,920 No, that's not really a math thing, but I see what you're 219 00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:33,720 saying. We the collective. 220 00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:37,880 Should we check out these other vending machines before? 221 00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:41,360 Now, I suppose we should probably get rid of this person, 222 00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:45,880 this person that's here up here and sitting on a a couch in the 223 00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:48,320 middle of the street, probably get them out of here. 224 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:52,600 We don't want any witnesses or anything in case someone comes 225 00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:55,640 looking for us, you know all. Right, I'm going to run across 226 00:13:55,640 --> 00:14:00,480 the street. Iona you cross the street and 227 00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:03,000 it's quiet so it requires no roll. 228 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,680 You walk up to this vending machine and you have rolled a 229 00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:11,360 full on lovely 6 and you also find 3 different items in this 230 00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:13,840 one. Unfortunately the spending 231 00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:20,680 machine is broken. Roll AD 10 3. 232 00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:23,960 The vending machine does not have the next two items. 233 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,960 It is broken. Unfortunately, it sparks as you 234 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:32,280 come close to it and goes dark. Mother Trucker. 235 00:14:34,680 --> 00:14:36,960 Well, Mother Trucker. Job job. 236 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:38,200 Do you want to check the other one? 237 00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:46,480 Yeah, sure, one. Broken. 4 You find two things in 238 00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:51,280 this vending machine. This. 239 00:14:52,440 --> 00:14:56,880 One's kind of like glass themed. It's got blue glass and a glass 240 00:14:56,880 --> 00:15:00,160 grenade. What'd you say, blue glass? 241 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:01,160 Blue. Glass. 242 00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:05,880 I love me blue glass. I mean, it's honestly pretty 243 00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:08,560 cheap. No, we're not taking any blue 244 00:15:08,560 --> 00:15:10,520 glass with us. Look, if we're going to be in 245 00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:12,600 the wasteland, might as well get wild with it, right? 246 00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:21,440 No. It's really that's like smash. 247 00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:24,680 Any of that is fine. Blue glass is like heroin. 248 00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:29,480 Isn't it? It's more like peyote, really. 249 00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:34,400 It's not good for you that. Makes you hallucinate a lot of 250 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:36,680 really cool shit. Well, I don't think that that 251 00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:40,040 would be the best idea for. Agreed. 252 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:43,000 Raiding the Arasaka I. Mean it'll. 253 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:46,280 Definitely. You know, the high will come 254 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:48,240 down by the time we get there. I mean, we got to walk a bit of 255 00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:50,800 a distance, right? So, like, come on, let's enjoy 256 00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:52,680 nature. How often do we get to do that, 257 00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:54,320 you know? By nature do you mean the 258 00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:57,600 sewers? Yeah. 259 00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:01,640 Ah, no, thank you. Well, it'll make your demeanor 260 00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:05,880 not as snarky. I don't think that's true, is 261 00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:08,400 it? Are you just nicer on blue 262 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:09,760 glass? Hold on. 263 00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:12,320 Just real quick. Sorry, out of character real 264 00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:14,640 quick. Did you say that it it's like 265 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:17,160 paella? No peyote. 266 00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:18,600 Peyote. OK, it's. 267 00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:21,880 Like the fish dish, it's. Like paella is a dish. 268 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:24,480 Look. It's. 269 00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:26,960 Delicious. It's like peyote, but it tastes 270 00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:29,280 like paella. Whoa. 271 00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:33,480 Blue glass, like, Like the glass you find on the beach that's 272 00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:37,840 been eroded, it looks like. That's nice. 273 00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:40,840 I would. It does look pretty. 274 00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:43,280 I do. But no judge. 275 00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:46,400 Maybe grenade Jeb. Maybe we should get that grenade 276 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:49,520 that looks good. You know, I've never actually 277 00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:51,960 never tried a a glass grenade before. 278 00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:53,640 I think I'll take a a few of those. 279 00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:58,600 How many got in there? I'm rolling AD 43. 280 00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:02,680 Doesn't joy make those? Joy does make those. 281 00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:09,359 I'll take some of those. So just so you're aware, Jeff, 282 00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:11,079 do you know what a glass grenade does? 283 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:13,079 Nope, don't tell me until I use it. 284 00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:15,880 OK, wait. Why are we buying glass 285 00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:17,680 grenades? We have glass grenades at home. 286 00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:20,760 Yeah, I mean, I, you know, they're right here. 287 00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:25,119 We didn't bring any with us though, so. 288 00:17:26,599 --> 00:17:28,560 They're not homemade glass grenades. 289 00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:29,640 We could have gotten. You better than. 290 00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:32,280 McDonald's. I bet could have asked nicely. 291 00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:36,080 When was the last time anyone talked to Joy? 292 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:37,400 I haven't. I haven't. 293 00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:39,240 I said goodbye. I didn't. 294 00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:42,760 Oh, I have not. I have not done assessments on 295 00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:46,600 joy in in some time. Yes. 296 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,640 You're her physician? Yeah, she lost an arm. 297 00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:55,280 Yeah, I kind of messed up there. That's OK, You're not really a 298 00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:58,120 doctor doctor anymore. You're more of an adventurer. 299 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:02,240 Yeah, this is true. Feel come back, Medic. 300 00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:06,120 Yeah and also I am a a a bad ass bitch. 301 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:10,000 Correct. I mean. 302 00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:16,600 Don't you forget it. Clock that Vivi bad ass bitch. 303 00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:19,960 Yeah, I. Don't know how you all screwed 304 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:21,960 up. Anytime we see I see Joy, I just 305 00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:25,520 give her the what's up, but nod and then they give me the what's 306 00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:28,520 up, nod back and we're like cool and that's it. 307 00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:32,320 Sounds like you 2 are really close. 308 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:35,880 You wouldn't believe the connection that we have with 309 00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:37,320 that, with just being a wireless. 310 00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:40,560 Have you ever noticed that when you're like around somebody and 311 00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:42,600 you're too uncomfortable, so you feel like at the talk, talk, 312 00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:44,480 talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, when 313 00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:46,000 you're around somebody comfortable, you can just be 314 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:49,240 like, yeah, and you already know. 315 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:53,360 And I thought being in a book club with joy was special. 316 00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:58,800 I get it, GM. Yes. 317 00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:04,080 Can I make AI forget? Is there perception in this 318 00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:05,800 game? Yes, very much so. 319 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:09,720 You have a very high perception as well. 320 00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:13,520 What could be under? Oh, everybody went back to Jade 321 00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:15,240 not knowing how the game plays. Oh, good. 322 00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:17,080 OK, that took it. That took a few episodes. 323 00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:18,560 Here we. How to worry? 324 00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:28,160 There for a second. Oh. 19 Yes. 325 00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:30,560 Is there anything specific you want to know? 326 00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:36,920 Two things actually. I would like to listen with my 327 00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:41,320 listening ears to see if the people behind the boxes that are 328 00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:45,880 directly next to us are saying anything about us while I scan 329 00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:49,280 the area for anything that looks out of place that might be an 330 00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:52,720 entrance. OK, so between the two vending 331 00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:54,760 machines you see a hatch on the ground. 332 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:59,320 You notice that it's pretty dusty and hasn't been opened in 333 00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:01,480 a while. You're unsure if it can even 334 00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:04,040 open. What you hear on the other side 335 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:06,400 are two people talking pretty casually. 336 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:09,320 They seem pretty used to people driving by. 337 00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:11,720 They they seem like they've been here for a while. 338 00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:18,520 The thing you notice about the little area they're in before 339 00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:23,280 really listening is the potted plant right there. 340 00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:27,640 Looks like it came from a corporate lobby. 341 00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:43,110 Oh. 3000 miles of open Rd. 342 00:20:43,310 --> 00:20:46,190 The Chip and retro show. Oh man, this is going to be 343 00:20:46,190 --> 00:20:47,790 tough. Join Jeff. 344 00:20:47,910 --> 00:20:51,590 Wakey wakey, sleepy Princess. And retro. 345 00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:56,270 I did not agree to this, Jeff. On the road trip of a lifetime. 346 00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:59,790 Oh yes, she did. Fans got some tunes on the mix. 347 00:21:00,070 --> 00:21:02,270 No, it was the second car to the left. 348 00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:08,160 As they take on Route 66. The Jab and Retro show brought 349 00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:12,640 to you by No Latency. I hate Rd. trips. 350 00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:16,480 Listen to the jab and. Retro Show on Spotify with your 351 00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:19,240 Patreon membership at patreon.com. 352 00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:23,320 Forward slash. No latency and check out more at 353 00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:35,600 nolatencypodcast.com. We'll just have to ship some of 354 00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:37,400 the stuff out. I mean, that briefcase has got 355 00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:40,920 to be worth something. Yeah, but we really don't have 356 00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:46,880 enough gear for the sale, so we've got to just hold the door. 357 00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:51,360 I bring something good. Yeah. 358 00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:55,720 I suppose I just hate waiting. Well, the last time you went 359 00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:58,160 down there, you got hurt. Now your foot is burned. 360 00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:02,480 Yeah, but I just. We're going to have to spend 361 00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:05,320 some of our loot on repairing your goddamn foot. 362 00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:07,560 Now you got to be more careful. I I. 363 00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:12,160 Don't you hear them disappointingly sigh? 364 00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:21,120 Only J only I don't want to cut that right. 365 00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:23,760 And VB because VB has super ears. 366 00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:26,600 Oh yeah. Because I was going to say, I 367 00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:29,640 don't think I heard any of that because I'm no staring at this 368 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:32,920 blue glass like it's a hot pie on a windowsill at the moment. 369 00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:36,080 Salivate. Floating through the air. 370 00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:43,960 I tasting drugs. Retro Over your shoulder comes a 371 00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:50,520 hand wrapped in a hazmat suit. Retro you can resist. 372 00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:54,080 Let's go. Roll something to convince me. 373 00:22:54,680 --> 00:23:01,200 I rolled A9 so. I. 374 00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:07,040 All right, pseudo dad. I do have to let you guys know 375 00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:11,800 that I think that these two over here, sorry, sorry. 376 00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:17,160 I think that these two over here might know where the entrance 377 00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:20,240 is. Like, look, OK, look, look at 378 00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:24,680 that plant that's obviously from a lobby somewhere. 379 00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:30,400 That's not just an outdoor potted plant, that's indoor 380 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:31,960 decor. How do you know? 381 00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:38,040 Can we tell if it's a real plant or is it one of those fake bio 382 00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:42,960 plants that they have nowadays inside of corporations that 383 00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:45,920 never wilt or anything because it's really more of a furniture 384 00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:47,720 piece and not a living item anymore? 385 00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:50,600 Oh. It's it is 100% not a real 386 00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:53,240 plant. OK, so there ain't no 387 00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:56,280 chlorophyll in that thing? No, it is not. 388 00:23:57,360 --> 00:23:58,160 What? What? 389 00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:00,640 Not osmosis for photosynthesizing? 390 00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:04,440 There's no sun anyway, so. Oh yeah, that's what it's 391 00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:07,640 called. So what are we going to do? 392 00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:11,240 Should should we convince them to tell us where it is? 393 00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:15,520 Or cure the face so. I think so, I think. 394 00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:19,080 Come on, Phoebe, cure the ears. You, you take the lead, Iona. 395 00:24:19,120 --> 00:24:26,360 I'll, I'll back up. I'm just the ass. 9 Shut the 396 00:24:26,360 --> 00:24:30,080 fuck up. Nice little hazmats, it's just. 397 00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:34,400 Wiggling in the way. Come on, we gave 9A hazmat suit. 398 00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:35,840 You don't even. Need 10 of suit. 399 00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:39,920 Because you have 10 of them. If we're fun, why wouldn't we? 400 00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:42,000 Everybody. Look at how cute he looks. 401 00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:43,920 You know what? I wasn't sure if it was going to 402 00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:45,720 be fun. It is fun. 403 00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:53,280 All right, I'm covering on the corner in my house about suit. 404 00:24:55,560 --> 00:25:00,120 Yeah, but also snatched. So it's so cyberpunk. 405 00:25:00,120 --> 00:25:03,200 I'm going to I'm going to say actually, you know what Jade 406 00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:05,280 this is? This is something I should have 407 00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:07,200 done the moment you did that inspiration. 408 00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:08,400 It's very good. Thank you. 409 00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:13,240 It's so Iona you get that? So you walk into this little 410 00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:15,160 area and it looks like these people have kind of set up shop. 411 00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:18,800 As you turn the corner, you see them casually talking to each 412 00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:20,280 other. They're not really guarding. 413 00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:23,400 One of them has a gun, but it's in their holster. 414 00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:28,760 And in this little corner you see a red sofa, a water cooler, 415 00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:33,760 a desk, some chairs, and that plant. 416 00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:35,800 And then right in the middle there's a hatch on the ground. 417 00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:42,880 Do I also see said briefcase? You see said briefcase, this 418 00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:49,320 blue briefcase. What are we doing? 419 00:25:54,360 --> 00:25:55,920 Did you move along? Yeah. 420 00:25:57,840 --> 00:26:03,960 Move along. Well it it seems like you have 421 00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:10,760 something that I need and all I would like is to enter. 422 00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:14,560 Enter what? Yeah, we don't know what you're 423 00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:16,360 talking about. I point with the Hatch on the 424 00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:18,680 ground. So in front of the Hatch on the 425 00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:21,360 ground you see some Japanese text. 426 00:26:22,120 --> 00:26:24,000 It says secret hatch do not open. 427 00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:29,000 Japanese text on ground click. The text is probably old. 428 00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:32,280 Text is old, probably pre the red. 429 00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:36,760 I really wish. Is this considered kanji? 430 00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:40,160 Yes. Yeah, I hold on. 431 00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:47,040 Let me Iona knows Japanese, apparently. 432 00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:54,640 I do know that this is the entrance to the Arisaka 433 00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:57,760 building. It says it right there. 434 00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:04,480 That's what that says. Well, finders keepers, losers, 435 00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:08,800 fuck off. I think that's the wrong answer. 436 00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:12,880 Do you want to try again? Roll for it. 437 00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:26,520 See, I would talk smack about you, but I I fear that the dice 438 00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:31,360 karma will blow up in my face. All right? 439 00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:36,640 No, I I really think you should just let me into the Hatch. 440 00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:46,880 Look, you seem like a nice person and unusually well 441 00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:53,240 prepared to go in. It's not good down there. 442 00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:55,760 We've been waiting for a buddy for a while, but it's too 443 00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:58,560 dangerous for us to go in. I'm hurt, so is she. 444 00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:02,560 Like, I would shoot you, but I can't really get up. 445 00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:06,080 I'm just trying to rest. We didn't get much on our last 446 00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:07,800 run. If you're scavenging like all 447 00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:11,480 the good stuff is passing really gnarly radiation. 448 00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:13,120 You just want to tell them everything. 449 00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:15,880 Well, they're old in 19 and they don't seem like they're going to 450 00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:17,760 hurt us if we just tell them what they want to know. 451 00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:23,720 You are very smart. I might have the low voice, but 452 00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:26,640 I'm actually pretty smart. Well, listen, I. 453 00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:29,640 Select this briefcase. What's in the briefcase? 454 00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:32,320 Nothing. That you know of. 455 00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:34,920 Well I opened it, there was nothing in it. 456 00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:39,640 It's just pre war, you know pre red, so it's worth something to 457 00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:43,880 a collector. 20 bucks. More than that, dude. 458 00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:46,840 You know these are my friends also. 459 00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:51,160 Square head dude kind of weird in that suit. 460 00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:56,640 Better than a flat ass. Got him dude. 461 00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:01,240 I suppose you got me. Honestly man, I really do feel 462 00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:03,000 bad for you. Your tailbone is really going to 463 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,320 be hurting you when you hit your 40s. 464 00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:09,640 Oh, thanks. She could have checked out. 465 00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:12,480 I guess I just need to see a doctor. 466 00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:16,080 Nudge. No comment. 467 00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:18,560 There's nothing you can do for flat butt syndrome, 468 00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:26,680 unfortunately. Nothing. 469 00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:28,160 Nothing you can do. So are you just going? 470 00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:34,960 To go down there. Yes, and if you let us pass, we 471 00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:37,080 can keep an eye out for your friend. 472 00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:42,200 That seems fair, but who's going to keep an eye on that? 473 00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:45,320 She points across the street at your car. 474 00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:51,200 Oh. Jeb. 475 00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:55,520 Jeb, that's you. You know, never really thought 476 00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:59,320 about that, but there's a good chance that, I don't know, this 477 00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:03,040 kind of feels like like what we've been leading up to for the 478 00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:07,360 past like, year or so. So, you know, I figure we'll be 479 00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:10,880 down there for quite a while and who knows if all of us are going 480 00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:15,120 to make it out alive. So maybe it is best that we put 481 00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:23,640 Vanna Wyatt somewhere safe. Or we could call up somebody and 482 00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:28,800 keep an eye, like call a friend to keep an eye on it or or at 483 00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:30,440 least take it and put it somewhere safe. 484 00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:32,520 You know what? Tuna, I bet. 485 00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:34,560 Tuna, Yeah, would want to take it. 486 00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:38,080 An eye on it. And then if anything happens to 487 00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:45,320 us, I I say we give it to him. If I die, I say it goes to him. 488 00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:49,760 OK, I think that's a good idea. All right, one SEC. 489 00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:53,160 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. 490 00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:55,920 He's already dialing, you know that. 491 00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:59,720 Yeah, wait, I put a lot of work into that jab. 492 00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:02,360 Vanna White is just as much mine as is yours. 493 00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:07,800 Hey, Tuna. Hey, tell you what, we're on the 494 00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:14,720 corner of 43rd and Pine. And if you just want to come 495 00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:19,200 grab Vanna White and take her back to to your place. 496 00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:23,560 We're about to go on a real, real big mission here. 497 00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:27,160 And you know, who knows what can happen to us? 498 00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:31,840 So if something does, you know, feel free to keep her. 499 00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:34,920 It's all yours. OK. 500 00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:39,520 Do you want me to do maintenance? 501 00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:42,960 I mean, yeah, that'd be great all. 502 00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:49,680 Right, you're off. Sure, if you're alive, I'm still 503 00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:52,160 going to charge you. But if I'm not. 504 00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:55,920 I'll keep the van. You got it all right, Cory, 505 00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:57,680 Crystal clear. You have a great one buddy all. 506 00:31:57,880 --> 00:31:59,320 Right. Make sure somebody's watching 507 00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:01,360 it. It'll take me a few hours to get 508 00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:02,680 there. I've got hours. 509 00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:07,760 Oh shit. Yeah, just some fucking MPC. 510 00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:09,200 You'll be fine, all right. Good luck. 511 00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:10,400 Don't. Die. 512 00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:16,160 Thanks. Cannot believe you. 513 00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:20,400 Your phone or your? Your tile, what do we call it? 514 00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:22,320 Yeah, it's a flip. It's a flip tile. 515 00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:23,760 Your flip tile to the old ones made a. 516 00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:27,960 Really strange squelching noise. Have you closed it? 517 00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:30,120 Is it sticky? To really clean that Jeb. 518 00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:32,320 Yeah. Oh, it's, I mean, wait, who's 519 00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:33,920 tile? Who isn't sticky, You know what 520 00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:35,400 I mean? Mine. 521 00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:40,920 Really. OK, but retro, yours is 522 00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:44,360 definitely sticky, am I right? No, I clean mine all the time. 523 00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:46,920 What are you talking about? Clean it how you supposed to 524 00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:48,960 clean it. These things are not waterproof. 525 00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:53,360 It's it's a hand in rag dude, come on. 526 00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:57,400 Hard work put in the hard work work. 527 00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:02,000 I mean, it's just a tool at OK, you don't look at me like you 528 00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:03,080 don't. Take a lot of. 529 00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:05,080 A lot of people have sticky tiles. 530 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:09,320 When you don't take care of your tools and you fail your tool, 531 00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:11,480 you are inevitably to have your tool fail you. 532 00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:14,000 That's. A good thing. 533 00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:18,400 Yeah, OK, Dad and and Jeb walks away going down the they're 534 00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:19,600 going down the street. Hello. 535 00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:24,000 Is anyone available to watch my car for let's say fifty 80s? 536 00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:27,400 I just, I just offered to that guy, did he not? 537 00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:28,880 Oh, I. Missed it. 538 00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:31,280 Oh, Jeb down down here. Jeb down here. 539 00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:32,000 Oh. Oh yeah. 540 00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:38,200 The these lovely people who are going to let us into the Hatch. 541 00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:41,320 We'll watch the car. Fifty 80s. 542 00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:45,320 What do you think? Road Trading. 543 00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:49,240 Oh, guy. Hey, you're good at that. 544 00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:52,440 I am good at that. People forget about that. 545 00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:53,560 Yeah, you're very good at trading. 546 00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:57,240 I was out tempted to try to pull a Joe Henry. 547 00:33:58,040 --> 00:34:03,560 Trade this money with that service. 23, yes. 50 all day. 548 00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:06,040 It's because you know what? It's because people just 549 00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:08,920 appreciate how straight laced and, you know, straight is 550 00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:11,520 narrow that Jeb is. He says I've got money, you've 551 00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:15,080 got service, let's do a trade. Sometimes he's got the service 552 00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:16,040 and you've got the money. Oh. 553 00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:20,440 My God, you're. So awful. 554 00:34:21,159 --> 00:34:22,800 Oh yeah, we're all going in. That wasn't. 555 00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:26,760 Clear. We we should really get going 556 00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:30,040 now. We are a little conspicuous. 557 00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:32,120 Could you? Let's just get going. 558 00:34:34,679 --> 00:34:37,159 Don't get up. I, I, I know that your, your 559 00:34:37,159 --> 00:34:38,960 butt is flat and it probably hurts. 560 00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:41,520 We'll, we'll just, we'll just go. 561 00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:44,639 Thank you again. Thank you for not stealing my 562 00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:46,920 briefcase. You can have it. 563 00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:50,120 I I don't want your briefcase, Your empty briefcase. 564 00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:53,920 It's cool. It is cool. 565 00:34:56,159 --> 00:34:57,280 Yeah. Congratulations. 566 00:34:57,920 --> 00:35:01,200 When you find that hidden pocket, it'd be good times. 567 00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:05,880 Yeah, I just be careful down there, scavengers. 568 00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:09,440 And he salutes you like he thinks you're all scavengers 569 00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:14,680 because you rolled high. Jeff salutes. 570 00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:22,360 I also salute I. Don't salute. 571 00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:35,840 Not surprised you find yourselves in this old abandoned 572 00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:40,560 sewer. You make your way down into this 573 00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:46,880 underground space, and in this little room there are a few 574 00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:50,280 pieces of trash. There's an old metal plate, 575 00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:54,680 there's an old vending machine for some reason down here, and a 576 00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:59,760 crate marked Arasaka. 2 crates marked Arasaka. 577 00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:04,240 Are they open? No, they're just big old 578 00:36:04,240 --> 00:36:06,200 chipping crates. They're more like boxes that you 579 00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:08,960 can move and climb. They're rather large. 580 00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:11,800 They're about 5 feet across. What are they made of? 581 00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:14,520 Wood. Metal, Wood. 582 00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:20,640 Damn, I'd like to inspect one to see if I can crack it open. 583 00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:23,280 Sure. Perception. 584 00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:26,800 I'm sure there's nothing in it, but I'll be damned if you're 585 00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:29,480 going to pull a Final Fantasy 7 on me and have one of the best 586 00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:31,840 damn weapons in the 1st 15 minutes. 587 00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:37,000 You knock on it and it sounds hollow, but it also sounds 588 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:40,240 really sturdy. Would be good cover in a fight. 589 00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:46,040 Hollow but sturdy. Like a like it could contain 590 00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:48,360 something, but the one that you are tapping does not. 591 00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:51,520 OK. Anybody else? 592 00:36:56,440 --> 00:37:01,440 Oh hey, VV doc, you mind taking a look? 593 00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:04,320 Can you just double check that it's, you know, full of fuel and 594 00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:06,960 it's all ready to go? You can run a diagnostic I 595 00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:09,200 think, if you just press the the three buttons at the top at the 596 00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:10,960 same time and hold it for three seconds. 597 00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:15,560 OK, hold for three seconds. Are you sure? 598 00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:19,440 Don't. Hold it for 5 though, because 599 00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:23,360 then it will do a full reboot and it will sputter a little 600 00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:24,960 bit. So don't hold it 3 seconds only, 601 00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:27,960 OK? OK, one Mississippi, two no. 602 00:37:28,240 --> 00:37:35,080 No, they're not Mississippi. No, not Mississippi seconds. 603 00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:38,120 You get a, you get 3. Green lights your jet. 604 00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:41,960 Pack is your jet. Pack is has a little counter on 605 00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:45,320 it for how many times it has been flown and it lists one. 606 00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:50,640 Nash Hell yeah. OK, Hell yeah. 607 00:37:51,240 --> 00:37:52,360 All right, well, no one else is going to. 608 00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:55,040 I'm just going to go ahead and check the vending machine, all 609 00:37:55,160 --> 00:38:00,000 right? Five. 610 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:04,160 If you find 2, I'm alive. #5 is alive. 611 00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:09,680 This vending machine is full of cool shades of very different 612 00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:13,120 descriptions and a few different packets of bubble tea. 613 00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:15,880 You know what, I I, I just want to go with the joke now that I 614 00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:19,800 want to make, I want to, I actually want to buy those cool 615 00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:22,760 shades, just like Johnny #5 from Short Circuit. 616 00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:28,840 Hell yeah 5 eddies. And then I realized I can't wear 617 00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:30,280 them because I have ATV for a head. 618 00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:39,240 What the fuck you thinking? Shall we head to the store and 619 00:38:39,240 --> 00:38:42,240 go through? Blaze fart. 620 00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:45,720 You open the door, you step into another room. 621 00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:49,480 There are a few more crates in here that the other end of the 622 00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:54,160 room is a little computer terminal at the locked door. 623 00:38:55,880 --> 00:39:02,000 Oh, retro. Would you like to look around 624 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:06,600 the room before you call retros? I call retro and then I begin to 625 00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:09,640 proceed and look around at these crates and things. 626 00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:14,960 Sure, right? Roll Perception Yes 18 Yes, you 627 00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:18,240 discover on the N wall a little vent hatch that's locked. 628 00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:25,640 Oh OK, there's a vent here in case retro you can't get through 629 00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:28,280 that keypad do. You want to try and unlock it 630 00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:29,800 PV? Are you compelled? 631 00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:36,360 Yeah, you know what? Shoot, it's locked. 632 00:39:38,240 --> 00:39:41,240 Let me try. Let me try my skill. 633 00:39:41,240 --> 00:39:44,640 And if not? Maybe Jeb you can help. 634 00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:48,720 Yeah, sure, why not? Yeah, Jeb's really good at 635 00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:51,920 knowing about how events work. Yep, a lot of experience. 636 00:39:52,240 --> 00:39:55,720 Yeah, I'm a bit I'm a bit of a damn of a of a vent planner. 637 00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:02,160 Come on, come on. VV Iona 9. 638 00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:04,000 I know you like that one Nine. That's right up your alley, 639 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:04,400 buddy. I don't. 640 00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:06,760 Get it? Baby shakes her head. 641 00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:10,200 There's like an E Vance planner, like a like a plan evance, but 642 00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:13,800 it's just a vent because I'm I'm known as kind of the vent guy 643 00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:15,800 around here. You haven't been on many 644 00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:18,480 missions thus recently, but Vance kind of crawling around, 645 00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:21,720 Vance being sneaky, shooting people with my two guns, having 646 00:40:21,720 --> 00:40:29,920 a bird, kind of the whole thing. Bebe you with a 17 unlock vent 647 00:40:30,240 --> 00:40:31,200 and it flies open. Oh. 648 00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:41,040 That wasn't too difficult. OK, this fence are open in case 649 00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:44,320 we are feeling vents. Oh, I am. 650 00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:46,760 I'm going in. OK. 651 00:40:47,240 --> 00:40:49,880 Good luck, Jeb. Check check the Geiger counter 652 00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:51,720 first. Oh yeah, yeah, that's probably a 653 00:40:51,720 --> 00:40:54,480 good idea. I just like stick my hand. 654 00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:59,040 Oh, Jeb's already in. You detect no no radiation 655 00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:02,720 inside of these vents. Thank God Jeb didn't grow up 656 00:41:02,720 --> 00:41:08,280 during play space times hours. He's in there running around 657 00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:15,800 like a hamster. Jeb, you explore these tunnels? 658 00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:19,040 Yep. Oh yeah, Jeb in his element. 659 00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:20,600 He likes to sing to himself a little bit. 660 00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:28,240 Jeb, I'm Jeb in a turtle. Go, Dad. 661 00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:40,560 You come up against a grate which has some like debris on 662 00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:43,040 it. It's just trash. 663 00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:45,240 Very easy to remove, no roll whatsoever. 664 00:41:45,240 --> 00:41:49,640 You just have to ask. You brush the trash away and 665 00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:54,080 through these bars in the wall, you peek into this little room. 666 00:41:56,160 --> 00:42:00,360 I would like to say I am trying to open the door, however I'm 667 00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:05,400 also being very lazy about it so I'm just brute forcing 000000. 668 00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:12,120 Doesn't work. 0000100002. While Retro is doing that, Jeb 669 00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:19,640 role perception OK. I've been this entire time I've 670 00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:24,920 been trying to remember Iona's risky. 671 00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:26,360 Risky. What are you doing here bud? 672 00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:32,560 OK, oh, perception take. A look. 673 00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:34,960 All right. Hey everyone, can you, can you 674 00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:37,040 see through? Well, at least Iona, can you see 675 00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:40,160 through Risky Risky's eyes? I blink. 676 00:42:40,240 --> 00:42:43,440 I blink. Yeah, yes, yes, I can see. 677 00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:44,200 So you. Can see this. 678 00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:52,960 Too, Inside this tiny room, you see some old Japanese written on 679 00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:56,040 the ground. You see a panel on the other 680 00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:58,200 side of the wall that looks a lot like the door panel in the 681 00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:02,640 room you just left. And there's like a metal robot 682 00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:08,360 on the ground and it's moving around and finding bits of trash 683 00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:12,600 and debris and it looks like it's eating it. 684 00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:22,000 Well, well, well, looks like we've got our first son of a 685 00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:25,240 bitch. I would have to agree. 686 00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:32,160 Is that a trash robot? Does is does it just eat trash? 687 00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:34,760 Throw it around the ring and eat trash. 688 00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:40,320 You watch it glow and it drops a cube behind it. 689 00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:44,120 Oh, it's. Like a walleye. 690 00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:45,480 A what? A walleye. 691 00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:51,680 You know, them trash robots go around, they're kind of cubic in 692 00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:55,960 nature and they kind of scrunch up all the the trash in and when 693 00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:58,120 they come back in two cubes poop Mount Black. 694 00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:00,120 Oh, a Walley. A Walley. 695 00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:03,160 Oh, all right. I didn't know that's what they 696 00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:03,640 were called. Yeah. 697 00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:07,080 We seem outside out in the the bad. 698 00:44:07,240 --> 00:44:13,240 It moves up to the great looking at you through its single eye. 699 00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:15,680 Risky's going to back the fuck up. 700 00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:26,120 Risky's like away. And you hear it start to angrily 701 00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:29,920 grasp at the bars since it heard you. 702 00:44:30,240 --> 00:44:33,000 The noise scrapes and sends a chill down your spine. 703 00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:34,120 Roll. Resist torture drugs. 704 00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:49,120 Yeah, there you go. 15 Not enough sends a chill up your 705 00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:52,720 spine and you don't pay attention and you scrape your 706 00:44:52,720 --> 00:44:59,800 hand on some of the metal in this little corner of the sewers 707 00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:05,200 and you take 1D6 damage. Sadly just a one, but it still 708 00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:09,080 hurts. The other thing you noticed in 709 00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:13,240 there is the panel of right across from that little grate is 710 00:45:13,240 --> 00:45:16,640 displaying a red error symbol or something wrong with it. 711 00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:20,040 Do you make your way back to the crew? 712 00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:24,960 Yeah, looks like about going in that way. 713 00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:37,760 You continue to hear over here 204. 520462047. 714 00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:39,600 Rob Perception. Wait. 715 00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:44,040 Oh, Nope, You find nothing. Yep. 716 00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:57,720 Dust myself off? Well, that's a pretty good 717 00:45:57,720 --> 00:46:03,040 venge, not to say. There is a room past this room 718 00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:07,280 with a Wall-e. Yeah. 719 00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:13,840 It looked violent on the video. It did look pretty violent. 720 00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:17,240 Well, that ain't no wall-e then. Wall-e ain't violent. 721 00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:23,920 The door suddenly opens behind you. 300076-O got it finally. 722 00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:29,560 It startles all of you. There's a green glow in the 723 00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:30,960 distance. Oh. 724 00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:36,200 And the darkness feels like it harms. 725 00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:41,040 Oh. That's not good. 726 00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:59,200 Next time on no latency. It's detecting a bit more 727 00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:02,480 radiation that way, so that is bad Did. 728 00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:04,680 You guys hear that? Who replied to my knock? 729 00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:06,600 What do you mean who replied to your knock? 730 00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:09,160 I take a look at the door. Oh my God. 731 00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:12,560 That guy should be fucking. Fired 09, come back 9. 732 00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:14,280 Are we locking alone the game alone? 733 00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:16,520 Come back. Oh yeah, no retro. 734 00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:19,200 Fully radioactive there. Was that the sound you heard 735 00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:21,320 earlier? Dora, it's just like a little 736 00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:23,360 like bachelor pad down here or what? 737 00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:25,320 Something not making sense here. We won't know now. 738 00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:27,080 All right, somebody grabbed the bucket. 739 00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:29,960 Because yes, smashed it to bits, Jeb, that's OK are. 740 00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:31,840 You thinking what I'm thinking? Breaching clear. 741 00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:34,040 We should all stick together. Can I try? 742 00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:38,120 Glowing and green. Yeah, that's probably not good. 743 00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:41,080 Yeah, I'm going to go with no. Who gave the robot a gun? 744 00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:45,160 Holy shit. Is 9 OK? 745 00:47:45,240 --> 00:47:49,000 Go looking for Balkan. Sometimes Balk finds you, so we 746 00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:51,800 probably should have lead with that when you kind of went all 747 00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:54,120 gung ho earlier. Sorry about that. 748 00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:31,840 Thank you listener once again for joining us here at No 749 00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:33,880 Latency. 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