Last time on no latency. Are we going to get this whirly
bird out of here? Or yeah, are we driving it out
of here? Are we flying?
It out don't have a vehicle to try and sport.
So we're flying. So we're flying.
Oh right, it only fits two people.
Are you body shaming me just 'cause I'm curvaceous?
Absolutely not just. 'Cause I have a massive rack and
a dump truck. I'll fly with I.
Am they're going to be up in the air with no traffic.
They've never won a book race so.
No, that this was a talent you had, Iona.
All right, let's do this. I'm certainly willing to, you
know, bite the bullet, go to this man's house and steal his
things. Going to like fancy events,
pretending where people were not.
But when have we not split the group up in the last couple of
missions? And it's gone fine so far.
I mean, sometimes you just got to say it.
I'm dooming us all. I'm great, now I'm going to get
Nat ones on rule 20 all over again.
Here we go. Well, I am, I am.
You know I like galas. I mean, come on, we've, we've,
it's pretty well set up of who's going to be going what.
I always have to go to the gala. Because.
You're a. Biotechnical, you know you got
your. Shit together we switched.
Right you go. No, you're right.
You're right. I don't, I don't know the
security tech as well as you do. I'm just.
I'm just saying we could just switch.
It up. Tired of being the face?
Well. You know, sometimes.
Sometimes you can you can do it. It does hurt to, you know,
always have to be the go to for certain tasks, you know.
It does. Are you?
Are you are you projecting him? I'm just, I'm just, I'm relating
to your current experience, Iona.
Baby, do you not want to be the group?
Do you not want to be the group doctor?
No, no, I, I it actually does bring me genuine joy to help you
all. Then maybe shut the fuck up.
But when you say it like, hey, maybe you'd be more excited
about it. I don't know, look.
Look look, I can understand we all can have our doldrums from
things being the same. I recently just felt it.
Maybe we just need to go ahead and just, you know.
All smoke weed together I mean. Smoking weed is not.
But I was meaning like, do we need to get out of our comfort
zones and like try something out?
Like, you know what? Jeb and I can go to the gala,
right? And then you too.
No, no, I'm going. To sleep?
That's a terrible. Idea I guess.
Wouldn't it be fun? No, this is a one-of-a-kind
item. This may be the only opportunity
we have. You're.
You're right. You're right.
Hear me out.
We do it. This.
This time where no where where I go to the gala and Retro goes to
the place with the thing, but on something less important we put
on each other's hats. I'll be the tech.
I'll be the fixer, not the fixer.
I'll be the person who fixes things.
Could I have your sword? Of course you're my boss.
I'm not going to say no to you. You're great.
You pay me. I've got like a really high,
high loyalty score. Are you kidding me?
I think it's like my last boss was an asshole.
You're great. I don't even care about the
mortal danger. You know what, guys?
I love you all. All.
Right. Wait, does that mean that I.
Have a contact high, I'm going to go for a poo.
I'll see you in a minute. Whoa, I was going to ask, does
that mean that if I switch with Iona then then Vendel works with
me for the night? Sure.
I mean, I'm going to be Vendel and you're going to be Iona and
Vivi is going to be you. Jeb is going to.
Be the doctor. Jeb will be the.
Doctor and. Vendel will be the cowboy.
I'm just wondering which which kind of hat that I will be
wearing. Who's me wearing my hat and what
wear what hat am I well? You're you're not wearing a hat,
you're wearing the doctor's coat.
Ohh, OK, OK, OK. Little headband.
Little headband with the little reflective thing on top.
Ohh, that's nice. Yeah, yeah.
I'm sorry. Very, very good.
Weed, I look forward to experiencing it when I have a
brain that. Hits all right domino we're.
Getting to it, Domino we've. Worked so hard for you.
Can't you just let us have a little fun?
You know what your. Money doesn't buy happiness.
It does. It buys a lot of things.
Happiness. No.
No, it buys things that bring happiness, not it makes you
happy. I'm very happy and I have a lot
of money. I mean, you don't seem very
happy if you're wanting to switch roles with me.
I'm just having fun. You got to mix it up a little
bit. Yeah, there's.
Only one roller with the apartment.
And what's that? No.
Longer is getting through. The Lolly.
All right, Well, did we? Did we say that the Doctor AKA
me is? No, no, no, that's no, not, not
this time. You are you.
Look at me.
Look at me in the eyes. Uh huh.
You are the cowboy. This time I'm the cowboy.
This time you are the cowboy. But next time.
Next time you are the doctor. Got it, Got it.
Shake on it. Wow, that was a strong group
there, Iona. I'm gripped also if you didn't
see in the 3D. Model you didn't see ripped.
And with a hell of an ass. I just have to say that this
model is actually based off the real life player.
Character. There's no exaggeration, anyway.
It's all too scale. No.
I suppose you could continue all the proudness if you like is all
that time. It looks like it's pretty
strong. Now wait a minute, you haven't
even stated why I can't even go to the the goddamn lobby because
there's. Only access to the.
Roof. Wait, wait, so the access to the
apartment or just the building in general, the.
Building in general. There's only access to the roof.
Well, we only. Have access to the roof?
There's no way you can get through that much.
Security, well, depends on how many guns we have, so.
If you can, I recommend you fly. Well.
If you make too much noise in the space, Danny might leave the
car. Well, I do know somebody with a
with a whirly bird. If you make too much noise and
the garlic, Danny will come out of her.
If you do a frontal attack, it will come out of her and we'll
lose the window. Now, now why?
Why do we need him out of the house?
Like, couldn't we go in with him in the house?
We don't want to demonetize Donnie Darkseid.
Well, we don't have to. We could, you know, just hit him
really hard over the head. We.
Don't know these people. All right, fair.
I mean, we don't need to get famous for murdering Downey
anyway, so. Danny Dark side, you can't say
that. What?
We're going to have to bleep
that out. You can't wait.
What out? In in classic no latency fashion
we have to bleep out everything all.
Right. What were you saying about a
whirlyburn? What's What's a Whirlyburn?
It's a it, it's, it's kind of a fun way to say helicopter.
Oh, all right, so it's Jeb slang for helicopter.
Gotcha. You'll finally get to use your
flight suit. My flat suit.
No retro flight suit gave Iona so so from what I'm from what
I'm gathering, yeah, it sounds like you guys have to go to the
apartment and be really, really quiet about it.
And the best way to do that is probably to fly.
And then we're all going to go to the gala and have free drinks
and canapes and like, maybe get any information you need well
with it. Yeah.
Are we just like the the distraction?
Well, there's also adna aspect to the lock that perhaps we
could obtain DNA and sequence it over and a fingerprint.
Yeah. And then we need some kind of
passcode or something. So there's like three things we
have to get off him the. Passcode seems bypassable.
Yeah. Obviously with the danger of
setting off the alarm. All right.
Well, I guess we're going to have to go and visit Tuna.
Well, I guess. Might as well start walking back
now, Jeb. Let's not till tomorrow, retro.
And also, that's a bathroom. Do we need special entry to the
scout like we need invites or something?
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All right there, Jeb all. Right.
So remember that. Remember that worldly bird that
that we got you? What my gyrocopter?
The one with the side of running.
Right. Can we take that just real
quick? Yeah.
I only said 150 and then you get your 50 back when you bring it.
Back. Oh, great.
All right, Iona. Oh shoot, she night she ain't
here. No, she's not very absorbed.
Well done. Hey, hey, hey, Retro, how are we
getting this thing out of here? Well, it sounds like one of us
has to rent it. Oh yeah, but you could, you can,
you can pile this thing, can't you?
Yeah, so you pay for it. OK, cool.
'Cause I, Sterling wasn't going to do it.
Yeah, so you pay for it. I'll pilot it.
All right, Jeb, here you go. I also filled the gas tank keys.
Thank you. Yeah.
But. You can leave it here.
Are you are you going to fly right now?
Are you going to fuck off? Oh yeah, probably right now, I
think. Oh, OK.
Yeah, sure. Now what you said, you said 150.
Yeah, please. All right.
I'll give you 50 back when you bring it back intact.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Sounds good. Intact.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No problem. Retro.
Yeah.
I trust you more. What?
Yeah. Intact.
Yeah. Yeah.
I mean, it's it's on Jeb 4, but yeah.
Motherfucker, if you break my fucking gyrocopter, I swear.
Yeah. You tell that to Jeb, but if you
break his fucking gyrocopter, you'll be sad.
Gyrocopter sitting where Iona landed it.
He hasn't moved it yet. He was behind the gate.
Oh, that's really easy. So what's your If you had a
numerical value, Jeb, what would yours be in flying?
Well, you know I ain't too good at it.
Probably 12. I think it's still better than
me even with a + 2. Is yours really 12?
Yeah. Mine's only 11.
Oh well, I just never tried it, you know?
Well, here Jeb, I'm a I'm a toss the suit to Jeb.
Looks like I have I this is worthless to me.
Here you try on the suit. You know, I got to say, it fits
like a glove. That's literally there you see
on your on the arm in the in near the seam.
It literally says designed to fit like a glove.
Well, well, I, I, I, I, I say it fits like a glove.
Just as advertised. Well, Retro, are you you willing
to follow me when I take this up for the first time ever?
I've never flown before, but you want to be there when I do.
I am. Are we, are we on the mission or
are you doing going for a test spin to see what it's like?
Retro, we're on our way. Well, I thought they were going
shopping first. No, they're.
Doing it in the coffee episode. We're getting it delivered
because. We're doing some online
shopping. Oh, you're Arisaka priming your
shit? Yeah, we are.
We are directly get. We are.
Yeah, you get free shipping to wherever you are.
Anna's rolling over in his grave.
All right, Jeb, let's go. All right, let's go.
All right, now just get ready because, well, you know, just
don't throw up. I'm going to get myself ready by
getting my grapple arm just in case I need to jump out of this
thing. Right.
And Jeb sits down, the suit locks into the controls like it
did for I owner and now you can feel your flight path if you
said it, which gives you a + 2 to your roll which means you
rolled a 22 to pilot air vehicle and retro.
Jeb gets in, gives you that smile that he gives people
before he drives and sends creeps.
Me out. It's smooth as butter.
Yeah. You actually feel like you could
let go and you'd feel fine. You're damn right, ma'am.
I gotta say, this is fun. You know, I do like my driving.
I think I do prefer it, I'd say. But, you know, I'm starting to
understand why I owner likes flying.
Yeah, I'm freeing, you know, I feel like.
You would want to do this a little more just because you
know you and Sloan can. It would be something, wouldn't
it? But, you know, I feel like I
don't want to feel like the. Driver's side of the gyrocopter
and start slapping their wings beside you.
You can't hear them because they're behind glass.
Hi, baby. How you doing, Sloan?
Listen, you know, I don't want you to feel like I'm encroaching
upon your territory, you know, but I got to say I, I, I get it.
I'm sorry. I'm really starting to get it.
It's, it's quite freeing and, and you know, it makes you kind
of think about how small you are in the world when you're so high
up and it gives you perspective on banks.
And you? Fly off towards Danny Dark
Side's apartment. And the load on these seats is
so cushy. Meanwhile, in a Biotechnica Town
car, Vendel is holding up a tablet while VV and Iona check
out designs and fashion on the garden.
So it's a gala. So I feel like it might be one
of those like black tie formal events.
So I'm thinking, I'm thinking just a black dress for this one.
Simple. All right.
Not my usual, I usually like colour but I don't want to stand
out too much. Oh, I mean, it is Night City.
I I think people are going to stand out.
You're right. Do you?
Want me to tell you what I've been looking at?
Yeah, actually. So Vendel's holding the the the
thing showing the garden and from my tile I'm going to swipe
up so that it shows up on the the.
The bigger screen. The bigger screen, the one that
that Dell is holding. Yes, tablet.
But it is a Princess cut corseted tool skirt made of
patent leather, Chrome and silver glitter.
Tool in tears. Wow.
With a slit down the middle of the skirt that is covered in
lace at that front and it's all Chrome.
Shit, that is cream. Right I I figured I've it's been
in my cart for a while and I when else am I going to get to
wear this and it matches. I pull out my super Chrome
sidearm and it matches perfectly with this.
This also gives me a +2 to my wardrobe.
Huh. I'll Chrome chromed out and I
Chrome out my hair as well. Wow.
Oh, I was. Oh, this is oh, when I snatch
back. Oh baby.
But Iona, how much? Is that and Fendel pulls up on
the screen and you see it's 800 eddies.
Oh, that's why it's been sitting in the cart.
Well, we're about to get paid for this.
That's future Iona's problem, I suppose.
Yeah, Iona now has the money for it.
So why should I worry? Well, I was thinking about this.
And then Dell places the tablet against this little door frame
that it can stick to, and Kate takes the time and flicks it up.
It's a 2 lengths kilt so it's like 1/2 skirt on one side and
along on the other. But it's got a secret.
Pocket so I can keep my sword in it.
I like it. Smart, smart, smart, smart
smart. But I thought I could get
Biotechnica Spartan, so could like, do you know what I mean?
Yeah. I don't know what you mean,
Spartan. Like the the the pattern, it's a
Scottish thing. Yes, yes, you can.
Yeah. So I like yellows and greens and
I love that. But you know, I want to spend
100 extra for the, for the the lighting so I can sync it with
my leg. I think that'd be really cool.
And then do I cut it so that it has my flash leg?
Because that's the real question, Phoebe, what do you
think? Do I show off the flash leg or
do I show off the cool cybertech leg?
I say the cybertech leg. See.
This is why we take Vivi to the Gala Iona.
I know Vivi. Vivi knows what she's doing.
I do like to help make good decisions.
OK so so my my skirt and this top that goes with it is 600.
Oh you have plenty of money but not.
I've been looking at your account but.
And that gives me +2 to wardrobe and style.
Cool. Wow.
Oh yeah, Does my dress give me any?
+2 Wardrobe and Style. Yeah.
It gives you the same. You're paying for the label.
You're paying for the brand. Absolutely.
What's the? Brand.
Name Chrome. Chicks out.
Scrum, Scrum. Scrum.
So, so Vivi, are you? Well, I can't just roll up in
something basic with those two outfits.
All right, look, I'm going to stick to the black dress idea,
but let's make it a little more fancy.
So how about one that's this one that has like it's a black
dress, but it's asymmetrical. It's got some gold and silver
trim and oh, and it's got like this LED light trimming around
the shoulders. So I think that'll be oh, and
the bottom of the dress too, so. That's nice.
That'll look nice. There's a matching clutch purse.
Oh, and a boa. Everybody needs a Boa.
You do need a Boa. All right.
That clutch purse? And Vendel looks at the
dimensions you can say. You're done in that.
Well, that's good. Sadly, you know what?
We might have to leave the baseball bat behind, but we'll
bring the hello cutie. OK, I can fit my sword in the
kilt. Actually, I think my bat
retracts well. I can fit things in it.
I'm not sure how much it retracts.
The bat's not very conspicuous though, is it?
No, you know what? I'm just going to bring the
hello cutie, all right? How much is my How much is the
damage on my dress? Let's have a look.
I'm going to just scroll up. Everybody, don't panic.
Oh God, it's on sale. It's 300.
That's much. That's that's much better.
All right order. So.
So how much money do you have, Phoebe?
Do you have enough? I do have 300 eddies you.
Do. That's most of my.
Has 302 Eddie's. And it says you have 50.
That hasn't been updated. That guy.
Actually not right. I actually do have money guys.
I you know. I I'm not asking Iona for
another loan, OK? Ask Mr. Moneybags over here,
Vendel. Yeah, I've got loads of money
and I've got to read and. Spend it on Vendel doesn't.
Spend money on. Anything.
And Evie, you've healed me loads.
Let me buy you a. Let me buy you the dress.
If, if if you don't, if you don't mind.
No, no persuasion role needed. No, it's.
I want us I. Want us to all feel fabulous?
And plus, you know you'll get +2 to wardrobe and style, so that's
good. All right, let's order it.
And Vendel adds their payment to your order as well.
V and the order goes off and you'll receive it in about 5
minutes just before you get into the area where the gala is.
Okay, well, we. Have to change in the car.
Yeah. It's a biotechnical vehicle.
There's that seat has a privacy booth.
I know. It's just like, it's a little
cramped in here. Excuse me.
I start unbuttoning my blouse. Excuse me.
Sorry. It's like a little sauce in this
episode. Me too.
And it's. Just like sorry and I just.
Elbow you, which is. The privacy screen on the
driver's area. Oh, I.
Forgot there. Was the driver.
Sorry, Sal, you have to. Give us.
It's all right, I'll. Just fit the prices.
I got it. I got it.
It's fine. And the drone feel the drone
hover above the vehicle as you're going through traffic and
it just lands on the vehicle. The summary of opens in three
packages full. Thank you for shopping with
Arasaka Prime. I love instant delivery.
That's one thing they've done right.
They went. From like same day to like same
hour delivery and it's, you know, it's great, Yeah, to
receive things so quickly. Normally it's a few hours.
I paid for Rush so that was an extra 300 eddies, but that's OK,
I don't mind spending it on us. Oh my.
God. That's a lot.
It's fine spend. Some money.
Has a lot. Sometimes I'm like, Iona needs
to pay for something and I'm like, should I ask Fendell for
money? All right, let's let's do this,
then let's head in. So I do need you to know I have
the Super Chrome side arm tucked under the first frill, the first
tier of the tulle skirt. So I'm so it is visible, but it
is an accessory. OK.
So our goals here are we have to get the like fingerprint.
Fingerprint. DNA potentially and maybe the
passcode. Passcode.
I don't know how we're going to get the passcode.
Did Domino give us a hint or did Bob give us a hint as to what
the passcode was relating to? I I believe he did, but I I'm
always a little distracted by the accent he.
Said that the passcode was based on the.
There was like a, there was like an algorithm that password
changes a lot. Oh.
Like every few days. So we've got to, if we get the
password today, I think it won't work tomorrow, that kind of
thing, which is good because Retro and Jeb are flying over
there. Yes.
OK. So it just probably just changes
and we don't really have a way to.
If if, if the if the if this is like the gala that we went to
last summer, Iona, there'll be a big presentation and then he'll
take private meetings. OK, so maybe while we're in
private meetings I can like take his tile looking?
Oh, you're so smart, right? This is why we keep you around.
Also, you're very funny. That's a good idea.
OK, so when we so when we go in here, we'll do some.
Wow, this is nice. And then Dale looks up and
you're standing outside of this beautiful building overlooking
on a hill of Night City. And it's it's just high enough
up that you actually see less of the red atmosphere.
It's actually pretty nice up here.
And it's called the Hill View. Oh, Hill View.
And as you step towards the front door, it pops open.
Wow, this. Is really nice.
All right, friends, here we go and I just walk in like I own
the place. I follow suit.
You walk into the lobby of the Hillview and there in the lobby
are a bunch of vending machines. If you want to roll perception,
you can discover some other stuff, but there is a desk right
there with a guy sitting at the desk.
Could you point us towards the event, Sir?
Sorry. Sorry about that.
Sorry. I was in my own world.
Yes. Welcome to the Hill View.
I see you have a sidearm. Please don't fire it.
We're not here to cause violence.
We're here to make money. Oh, it's just for looks.
Oh, great. Looks great.
I love the matching. You guys all look fabulously
fashionable. You know what, with this level
of of fashion, you really, I don't really have an excuse to
turn you away. You know how many Riff Rapp
would come in here? I dressed as a fucking cowboy.
Can you imagine what company you're with?
Biotechnica. Oh, right, yes.
Yeah, they're permitted. And each guest has allowed two
people 1-2. That's fine.
Yeah. So you're welcome to smoke here
in the lobby, but not in the main gala room, the private
rooms. We don't monitor that kind of
stuff, so that's absolutely fine.
If you need a drink, please ask any of our waiters.
Bathrooms are in when you come into the room, they're down on
the right. The kitchen is to the side.
So please leave them to do their own thing.
And we have a famous chef doing the hors d'oeuvres, etcetera.
So they're really delicious. Make sure you sample all of the
plates. And I think Danny's, Danny's
presentation starts in a few minutes.
So if you want to go inside and do a bit of like schmoozing and
stuff, I know you're business people like that, you're welcome
in. Thank you.
Yes, sounds like it's going to be a lovely evening.
Yeah, well, you know, I only let people in who look like they
belong. So you guys did a good job.
And you're standing here in this lobby, he completely
disassociates again. He's on his Chiron doing
something, and while this conversation has been going on
VV, you looked around the room and you rolled A20 on
Perception. So what you notice about this
room is that other than the main door, which leads straight
through from the entrance you just came in, on the right and
the left of the vending machines are two vents that you know
you'd be able to fit in. All right.
Noted in. Case we need vendor access, I I
take a mental note. Should we head in?
That that sounds like a good idea.
Yes. Let me get the door for you,
boss. And they open the door to the
gala room and you step into a large room.
It's got that hubbub that happens in events like this,
says waiters move around the room.
All the waiters are they look identical, like they're a
company of like identically looking people.
Long straight black hair, lovely white little blouse and some
really quite sturdy like dark charcoal trousers.
They really fit in this room. The floor and walls have this
sort have this pink shade to them.
At the very very end of the gala room, as you come in the room is
a huge window that overlooks the hill view, thus the name.
Do I see my friend the collector over here?
Where? Right here.
Oh darlings, how are you? I make a beeline.
Fancy meeting you here, wink wink.
Wink, wink. Are you interested as well?
Oh, also, have you met Phoebe? Phoebe, we met.
Oh yes, we. Have Yes, yes.
At the murder. Yes, yes, good times.
Jolly good fun indeed. That was a laugh.
I've I forgot about the murder mystery?
Yes. And the the the, the San
Davidian and the the love triangle and all of that.
Was very fun. Very fun, yes, Jolly good.
Yes. So you've come to the gala.
We have. You must try the puffs.
Excuse me? The waiter comes by with a tray
of these puffs. Got to try, they're fabulous.
Puts on his mouth and as he bites into it, a puff of smoke
comes out of his mouth. I'll try 1.
I'm OK thank you though. It's mochi, but the lightest
mochi you've ever tasted. Phoebe, this is some of the most
delectable hors d'oeuvres you have ever tasted.
It's. Fabulous.
Man, this vapers like cream. Oh, I know.
Like how they make the vapor like cream?
I have no idea. This is oh man, this is how this
upper class lives and I just, it's beats living off kibble.
I say that under my breath. So none of the the rich.
People here hear it. I'll.
Pretend I didn't hear that. Hello Vendel, how are you?
Hello Collector. Right, so I I understand from
our mutual friend that you're here for the download.
Oh. So you're the friend.
Is that right? That the person on the inside.
Yes, I see you. Don't know anyone else yet do.
You. I know the redhead in the
corner, the one laughing at that hideous joke.
Oh, you know her. Hopefully not an ex or anything.
Oh no. God no.
You know. Vivian, I believe her name was.
I will catch up I'm sure. So, OK, so collector, you know,
you know. The reason we're here?
Yes, but another another hike. Yes.
Where's the TV there? They're the remote part of this
job. Oh.
Because Danny doesn't leave
this. Oh oh.
I see what you've done. Excellent.
Very good. OK, so Danny's going to start
his little thing in a minute. You can see him walking through
the middle of the room. And then we've got basically
three people and from their assistant Jane, who's over by
the door over there, the one on the on the West, their purple
headed girl. I was talking to her earlier and
she's set up appointments with a few people and the first three
appointments are Francis Fasmo. What's his name?
Bobby Cannon. And what was the other one?
Oh yes, Sara Venture. What was that first one?
Sara, the first one, Francis Fasmo, all of them, really.
They've got their their, they've got their needs and their wants
for the the technology. I'm just here for the fun.
I might even, you know, throw in a bid to raise the stakes a
little bit later on. It'll.
Be. Fun.
Anyway, so Francis Lovely works for Zev, Rafa probably wants
some sort of tech reason for it. Bobby works for Trauma Team and
obviously they're. Interested in it because in.
Theory it could be used. Apparently it's some kind of
cyber tech thing and then Sarah is from the private sector so I
don't really know much about her, but essentially they've all
got appointments before anyone else because they got here early
to not understand this as a party.
Surely you're meant to come here.
Fashionably. What?
Hideous etiquette. Awful.
Anyway, it's not too long before the the speech starts, so any
other questions? No, I I just hope we know what
we're doing. How it's more fun when you don't
know, right? I suppose.
Danny walks over to the big window at the back of the room
just as the collector finishes. Hey everyone.
Hello, I'm Danny Darkside, one of the greatest engineers of all
time. I used to work with Doctor
Abbott back in the day. I know brains, I know tech and
thank you all for being here, we really appreciate it.
Lately we've had a bit of a problem with influx and
resources. So as you know, it's always a
good idea to to get a little help from your friends, right?
And there's a smuttering of a polite applause.
He clicks his fingers and a screen appears behind him, and
there is a floating schematic for a synthetic brain.
It turns has little dials and things and he looks at you all
and begins a obviously protect. During our process to keep great
citizens alive, our independent research cell has been
developing a replacement for the organic brain with an almost
unfathomable level of storage and access to data at almost no
latency, so close to the response time of the original
organic parts, you might not know the difference.
This new organ replacement could revolutionize lives across the
planet. Modular and design our final
product will be able to replace damaged cerebrum in a partial
and eventually. Total fashion.
But that's just the start. Phase three will be implementing
highly modified Synth Brain to hold complex engrams created
around a safe AI kernel to give unprecedented processing power
to our everyday lives. Robots and machines with the
computing power of the greatest computing platform Earth has
ever seen. The organic brain remade in the
new cyber image of the future. We are still in the development
stages and we need funding to expand our currently limited
testing, currently with some help from an undisclosed
partner, which unfortunately has gone a little dark.
Thus, the meaning organic mind transfer has a 22 percent, 22
percent, 20, 2%. And a.
And a digital transfer at almost 95%.
So our our digital imagery, our digital engrams transfer almost
every single time. Organic.
We're still walking on it. And with your funding, we can
make it happen. We expect the high risk, high
benefit reward will attract a slew of willing and desperate
test subjects. Building just one takes about
nine months at least. But together, we can't do
better. Printing these brains takes
time, and misprints are frequent with our current process.
But this challenge isn't unsurmountable.
You only have one prototype left, held in my secure vault.
But that one success shows that with some work and your
donations, we can bring down production time and up our
yield. With your help and our one
working prototype, we guarantee a successful transfer rate of
45% or more at the end of the decade.
Come invest in a future mind share that will change our
journey forever. Come think different with us.
Thank you, Thank you so much. Thank you, thank you.
I wrote that myself. Didn't even perform the correct
way, that I don't care. That's fantastic.
So I'm going to be milling around for a little bit and then
of course, I have some meetings with some of you.
But if you'd like to make a donation, you can talk to my
assistant Jay, meanwhile. In the sky above Night City, Jeb
is doing banks. He's banking the.
Vehicle. Sideways, he's banking it the
other way, and Sloan is playing with the underside of the
gyrocopter. Wow man, I I tell you it is an
entire 6° of freedom is truly inspiring can.
We stop doing such heavy banks. I have wanted to try something
and Are you ready? Because no, I think I'm going to
do it. I'm going to do it.
I'm going to do it back. Jab Woo.
Next time on no latency. Oh no.
You see that? You seen that?
What am I saying? That was very good, Iona.
Do you think we should like we could?
Talk to his assistant instead. I'm sure that.
Who is it? What is their name?
Jane. Lion dead and sadly.
You kind of want to just go somewhere secluded and rest.
Maybe that's you can. You and I can.
Just take a quick rest for a little bit.
We don't need to kill them. I mean, looks like there's
already one of them dead here already, so.
Passcode, passcode passcode passcode passcode passcode
passcode. How long we got to keep holding
him? Man, this this guy's getting
heavy. I merrily made it alive.
What happened? I think I managed to get him to
meet up later. So we still need it, but I have
an idea. Oh.
Help carry over. This guy is heavy enough with
all that Chrome on him. All right, so which one of us is
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