Last time, Oh no latency side quest.
Do you guys? Find anything what made you get
out of the game. I never got out of the game.
All right, I'll shoot one of them.
You think if we win this? We have to win.
TT that was amazing. You were so good.
My livelihood depends on I'm not I don't got many shots left you.
Want to go loot that guy? Maybe he's got some.
But did you find like a cake in the trash or something like
that? I wouldn't believe that.
Anyway, what are these banana guys doing?
You found a mini gun I. Found a mini gun?
Nice, yeah. Pretty punk rock to have a
string from the junkyard. Can you use this for your
instrument? Right.
You're trying to get us out of the race.
It's not going to happen. His name's Declan D Danger.
He's not afraid of anything. You 2 have fun.
I'm going to watch the punk knot.
Thank. You, although we didn't get any
information. We'll get our avenge later.
Wait, hold on, I think I might have a tracking skill.
That's a crit fail. Well, I guess that answers that
question. All right.
Well, I have been known to be quite the tracker myself.
Here, Deckley, let me see. No, no, I got nothing.
I have no idea where he went. We should probably get this
stuff back to the crew. Before the day is done for
salvaging and construction Teensy, you find the time to
look in one more spot. Where do you look?
Well, we're down here. I mean, I guess I'll run between
these blue things seems. Yeah.
Roll roll perception.
Oh, Lord. OK, Awareness.
OK, OK. 19 Between the two blue things, you find a robot.
Robot. It's it's pretending to eat
trash as it's been planned to do, silly.
Little. Robot.
Oh my silly little thing. It sees you and is cornered and
tries to attack you. Mm, hmm.
And I hold up from a shotgun this time.
Tell you what. All right.
Peter, 14. OK, where's my weapons?
Out here. Shotgun.
Where'd you go? Here you go biting. 15 yeah, you
caused 17 damage, which is more than the 15 health that this
thing has. Explodes into a confetti of
shrapnel and trash. I do get I almost fall, maybe
Coyote is there to catch me but kick back on this shotgun.
Oh whoa whoa, we gotta get you a smaller one of these.
No, no, no. It's good.
I got it. OK.
Run forward. You pull the the butt apart and
you find one card. One card I'm so.
Bad junk. Yeah, well, someone just threw
away the rest of our junk, so someone's got to bring it back.
All right, and you all reconverge at the punk Naughty.
All right guys, we got some cool stuff.
Did you guys find any stuff? Oh yeah?
You ever heard of a tumbleweed? Uh huh.
Yeah. Now imagine that, but barbed
wire and other bits of hunk and metal.
And that's what I got right here.
That's hard. Wire weed.
That's another good song name for you.
Write. Write it down.
Write it. Down, write it down and as you
could see, punk knot slaps. The punk knot untouched.
We can fit so many turrets in this bad boy.
Well, I just found the one mini gun, but I I guess I'm going to
have to like salvage make a wheel out of this junk or
something 'cause I didn't find a steering wheel.
I think the I think the barbed wire launcher, that's another
turret. 06/02 cool. You have. 30 minutes
construction time. Oh God.
That's not enough. Do you realize you have 30
minutes? I'm so fast.
Should we go back to the lady and and try to buy stuff?
You'll have time. To do it tomorrow.
Oh, tomorrow we could do that. There's.
A whole another There's a day of salvage and then the race.
OK, Cool, cool, cool, cool. It's.
Just stage 1. All right, well, Teensy, take it
away. Let let us know if there's
anything we could do. Yeah, so I'm guessing before I
do this, I'm just going to check with the team that it's OK that
I'm going to put this other chassis on and a taxis guns,
turrets and such. And I won't fashion a steering
wheel yet because we might find one tomorrow.
That's. Cool.
Double the chassis means double the protection.
Yeah, each one increases the health of the vehicle by 5.
Well, I'll be. Yes, super chassis D out.
I'm going to start working on T-shirts if if anybody wants to
help me tie dye. Yeah, roll for it.
Chag roll upgrade with land vehicle tech for the chassis. 19
yes. Nice.
So it now has three hard points, which is the maximum, and the
other chassis will merely just add to the HP.
OK, do I need to also attach the guns?
Yes. Such OK, is that upgrade basic
tech? What is that?
Or fabrication. Up to you.
Yeah but should I be using which skill?
Basic tech or it's still land vehicle tech even though it's a
weapon. You can use basic tech or you
can use weapons tech. Oh, I'm going to use weapons
tech. Wow.
All right, what's the first one you attach?
Is it the the junk launcher? Yes.
OK, so the junk launcher is attached and and you attach the
metal cage launcher as well. OK, you will watch Teensy do
this effortlessly. Do I need to attach the mini gun
as well or is that something is held?
The mini gun you can attach as well or somebody could hold it
OK. Cool.
I can think of 1 burly boy that can hold it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll leave it for someone to
hold because then if, if we need to go faster, we can throw it
and we could be lighter if it's not attached.
If so, I just hold it. I can hold it.
Yeah, it doesn't look that big. Contestants, put down your
tools. Salvage.
Day one is completed. There'll be more time to finish
off your buck nuts tomorrow, but now it's time for drinks,
cheering and live music. The junk.
Road continues. Tomorrow.
As as we're heading to the mess hall, Saul's going to look at
Coyote and he's going to elbow her and he's going to look at
teens. He'd be like, is she?
Is there anything she can't do? That's my teen seat.
You're telling. Me.
These are my best friends. I'm so glad.
I'm so glad we're all best friends of CV.
And you all head to the bar and saw you remember you have a
performance and you rolled a 19. And although your other
bandmates did not turn up, you still put on a really great
show. Hell yeah.
It's fucking late, you've got the crowd pumping, everyone's
really excited and you finish off your last song with an
amazing guitar riff and the crowd goes wild.
Keeper was impressed. This job keeper was impressed.
She even throws you some ammo and some other people throw you
some money too. Fasten the hat around,
everyone's putting like eddies in it and then just like a
magazine of bullets, that's. A lot.
Of money. Also thank you thank you.
I'm suck off against a corporal corpse.
I'm selling CDs. They're in Teensy's van.
It's called CEO corpse eating Organism.
If you if you want to buy one, the 20 eddies passing this hat
around. He actually takes coyotes hat
off her head and they're putting eddies in it.
And then the shopkeeper gives me a little wink and puts just a
box of armor piercing ammo in the in the hat.
Someone throws their job strap at you and screams.
It's a little stinky, but thank you, thank you.
We love our fans, we love our fans.
It's early in the morning, the race is in a few hours, and
you're sitting, most of you are lying down in the mess hall.
You've shed these bunk beds in this old warehouse and I need
you as the light starts to hit the area to roll perception.
Perception. Oh man 13 feeling dehydrated
from last night's drinking. Hey, you're in luck, we got.
A. Lot of bottles of water.
Thank. Gosh, hydrate everybody, we got
a long day ahead of us. And is there anyone left?
No. I don't think so, no.
That's 5. That's five, all right.
No, that's 4. Well, and I said out loud the.
Role 13. Sorry.
Oh, physical dice. Physical dice.
So. Yeah, I'm kind of a purist like
that. Diane and Spoon.
You hear your window open and close, a little bit of a
kerfuffle and then a shadowy figure runs away out the window.
And as you check your accoutrement, you lose. 3
bottles of wine, Kyle. Oh.
You lose 580 eddies. What the fuck?
Did you put all that money in Saul's pocket?
Who would steal from him? Thaves.
Shit. Scream wake everyone up, thaves.
I I Jeb sprints out the door. I'm awake.
I was.
I I wasn't. Dreaming.
No. No.
What was going on?
We did thieves. Thieved somebody stole our
eddies. My eddies.
Armani Armani was thieved. Who was it?
I don't know. They went out.
Jeb ran after him. I'm sure he's going to get
justice. Jeb, do you go through the door
or the window? You said he went past the
window, yes. Or, oh, he jumped out of the
window and then shut it behind him.
So there's a window to the West side of this room.
OK, OK. Well then, definitely going to
go out, jump out the window and then try tracking again.
It didn't really work out last time.
That doesn't mean it won't work this time.
Vibes. It might.
Have worked. It might.
It might work. Yes.
Let's see. Oh, I rolled A-15.
No. The only thing you see is
someone run towards the junkyard.
God damn it, they got shoot. Him.
Shoot him. Shoot him with your gun.
Shoot him. Oh right, my gun.
He's running away. Shoot him.
Aim shot. Get him in the kneecaps.
The figure you see run away is over 200 feet away.
Your gun is out of range, but if you want to shoot, you can't.
I'll run I'm. Going to take it just a just a
shot in the dark, quite literally in this boat in this.
You hit me. Fuck.
She rolled a 25, so it is likely that the person who stole your
shit has a bullet wind. Run after.
Him let's shot Keep. Run.
Yeah, keep. Run after him.
Let's get his ass. Let's.
Get his ass all right? Let's go.
I'm. I'm calling.
We're running. I'm going to stay with the room.
Oh, no, this isn't our garage. This is just our room.
OK, never mind. What?
Are these are these metal walls? Yeah, OK.
I see what you're going for and Oh yeah.
Saud doesn't climb through the window.
He just like barrels through the window.
Sure. Anyone that can go through the
window, go through the window. Go through the window.
Oh. You do a perfect jump through
the window, not breaking the window for once, and even you
are impressed by this. I don't know, it has it in me.
As you land you you stand up and there's a 5 Eddy bill stuck to
the palm of your hand. He's dropping out.
He's. We can track that.
Like Scooby-doo flying in the wind.
All right, Declan, everyone else if you will, jump through the
window to come out. Yeah.
Yeah, OK, cool. Don't you got a bird?
Sloan Squawks from above Roll. Animal Handling.
Hell yeah, baby, get those. Get those eyes working.
I will say that if you remember, if you've been watching No
Latency, you might know that I have indeed upgraded Sloan's
eyeballs have infrared vision. That's cool.
Can I don't know, I don't know how birds work.
Can she smell this DA $5 Addy bill?
Please, she's working. My apologies.
I always thought all birds were like robots made by the
government. Birds aren't real.
Most of them are this one, however.
This one isn't. Mostly real with a bit of robot
upgrading that I can't remember where the animal handling is.
Oh, that's right, it's under education.
Sure. Sloan, baby, What'd you see?
You see anything? I don't know.
Suspicious. Two people, Friends.
I think he might have had his own friend.
What does that mean? It means keep running.
I'm running. I'm running.
Can I jump on? I'm so tiny.
Can I jump on the saw? Can I?
Please do. Come on, roll athletics.
I got you. I'm riding on your shoulders.
I have tiny strides. Tiny Strides.
Good band name. It's our name.
Write it down. They better not be messing with
our belt. Saw just has one arm holding
Teensy on his one shoulder. We're going to get them.
Let's go.
All right. Someone says that they're
they're going to be right around here somewhere.
All right, and as you turn the corner around the where your
punk nut is, as you're looking for people, you look over to
your punk nut and someone has perforated your gas can and
there is fume all over the ground and it's mixed with oil.
So seems as though your vehicle may have been sabotage.
Son of a bitch. We should kill these guys.
Can you? Can you fix it, Miss Teensy?
Not this, no. I mean, maybe I could try to
invent some sort of system that turns junk into fuel.
I suppose I could try to make an invention of sorts that.
Could also make it steam powered.
Oh my God it's steam punk in Cyberpunk.
You. Got the water for it.
Or I can make it steam powered or.
What if you made it? Like trying to make an invention
that distills the oil from the gas.
Or we say this as you look, there's a full can of tum in the
background. Can you explain it?
You've said that before. Not tum like the.
The Chu 2 is the word you're trying to say, right?
Chu two, Yeah. Okay, you've been saying.
Some people in the world call it Chew.
And what is that? Wheat fuel.
Is the gasoline of the cyberpunk world.
Is. Invented by Biotechnica.
Understood. So it is it is this world's gas?
Yes, exactly. 15 minutes for Salvin.
I'm going. To kill this guy, Let's Jeb.
Let's fucking. Kill these all right, what do we
do what do we do I'm. Killing.
People, I mean, we definitely got to kill.
Somebody I bring out my gun and I go try to chase that guy down.
Maybe we should have like a 2 strack teams, you know Strack
team A is stracking the the fact that we need to get this up and
running and Jeb points at the punk knot and then the other
strack team will go get revenge on the people that did the day.
I'm going to get revenge. I'm on team revenge.
And you get revenge. All right, we're going on Team
revenge. I'm going to find more stuff or
try to fix this you want me to. You want me to carry it for you
where you just take a bunch of the junk and like try to like
plug the hole? No, I mean, we've got that what
the the can of the Tutu that's not punctured, Yeah, I'm
assuming is not enough for like the whole race like it's.
It it could be it would help if you found like a gnaws and some
other stuff. OK.
All right. So it's not the end of the
world. I think that we might be better
served if I go and try and find more helpful junk or buy from
the lady and you sit here and make sure no one else messes
with our stuff. Declan, are you on team Revenge
or Team Fix? What will come up with a better
name for that one? I feel like my services to be
best used on Team Revenge. Let's go.
Revenge. Let's go.
We're losing daylight. Let's go.
I'm going to kill these guys. And I'm going to kill them with
you. OK, OK, what do we how much, how
much money do we need to repair it?
Give me a quote. Oh.
Wait, I don't know, I'm saying like like I might find like
'cause The thing is fine. They just like punctured holes
with in this extra gas can essentially, right?
And your oil can. Vehicle and our oil can right
so. Pretty easy fix.
It's around about ADV 13 and ADV 15.
To fix both of these, you will use your cat your your barrel of
tube to refill your gas tank, which means you cannot use it as
a projectile. OK, that's fine.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can fix these.
See I can go some buy buy buy it from from the the store.
No, I mean, you don't need it. I I can fix like the gas can,
but like, yeah, that Nos thing could be useful or like, oh,
wait, no, wait. I can't guard this myself.
I'm small. It's too late, Saw's already run
off to the shop. OK, I'll try.
I'll fix these cans. I'll fix these cans.
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It's me. It's me.
Who? Who is this?
It's easy. Oh, oh, oh, yeah, I'm buying.
I'm buying the oil. What do you want?
Did. You get junk too.
I'm going to try and invent some stuff I need I.
Need I need 2 canisters of chutu, 2 canisters of oil and as
much junk as you could put in these burly oils.
OK, I've. Got three pieces of junk and one
piece of trash? You want it.
I'll I'll take it all. How much is it?
Let me have a look. She's got.
She's got three junk in one trash Wait, but if you're.
Buying more oil and more chutu. I don't need to invent a thing
to make more. I, I don't, I don't know what's.
Happening. So have you ever?
Seen a Jerry can full of chutu at night.
All right, I'm. Picking up with your leg down.
I'm picking up with your leg down.
These are 150 each for the fuel, 25 for the oil.
And. Then I've got a few things left.
I got some armour I got. Some ammo.
Oh, armour. Armour.
We need that, don't we? You want armour?
It's armour. Less.
OK. OK, yeah, OK.
I'll take I'll, I'll take the armour.
Anything else? I don't know how much is the
armour, how much is the? Armour it's. 303 hundred.
Do we have enough? After that guy stole our stuff,
our money, it's. Fine, I'll cover it.
Just pay me back. Oh yeah, OK.
And while Saw is making his way back with all of that stuff, you
go to fix the punk knot, yes. Cool can.
I get a total GM, so that's 225 plus the armor, so that's three
525. Am I up?
Is this considered up? I don't have a fixed tech roll.
Yeah. Upgrade.
Upgrade to. A fixed gas tank and oil pan.
Yeah. So is it is that basic tech or
land vehicle deck land vehicle? Deck 14 Yes, that is enough.
You fixed the gas tank. And. 18 Yes, you fixed the oil
pan and you managed to clean up the oil with that 18 as well, So
now it is not a hazard. That's what I'm.
Efficient like that back amazing.
I've I've fixed the things and I cleaned it's cleaner than.
It was when we got here, yeah. Always leave the place better
than when you found it, you know?
Sure. Yeah, cool.
So. Meanwhile, Coyote, Jeb and
Declan team revenge. Team.
Revenge come around the corner to two unmarked tombs holding a
Nos between them. This is this is the Banana crew.
They are. Unmarked The banana Boys.
Are unmarked, are we? Sure that they stole our stuff?
Yes. I I.
Shoot them. Yeah, hold it right there.
I shoot. That's 20. 20 with my.
Heavy pistol, Yeah. You were just shooting.
OK, I'm. Shooting open fire.
Open fire bitch 15, right? So the.
First, the first guy dodges the first bullet because he rolls
A16. The other guy only rolled an 8.
I only shot. Once so 15 was my damage roll.
Oh, what was your 2020? Was my gun roll all right?
Cool. Yeah, sorry I I must have.
Assumed that. I hit him.
I got excited. For revenge shot.
OK. Then you miss and these two guys
run and then you find something on the ground that they dropped
this big box and they dropped this Nos on the ground.
They are now bleeding after taking that damage and they go
to run away. Do you let them escape?
Fuck no. No, no.
Way do I see? One I imagine like bleeding from
the thigh or something. Yes, that's.
The son of a bitch. I shoot him which?
I already rolled kill his ass. Yeah.
He takes the damage hard, but it's still moving because you
only do that damage God damn it. Shoot again. 28 Does he dodge?
Oof, not enough? 12 He takes 13 damage and drops
to the floor. His franchise can.
Help him up. Oh.
I want to run over and grapple him.
You're doing, you're doing the Tom Cruise run when he goes Tom
Cruise. I'm going to bomb cruise run.
And right. Tackle.
Broling person has a -2 to this evasion check.
Oh, I rolled A9, even with bonuses I didn't do enough.
And you tackle this guy to the ground.
The other guy keeps running OK. I'm going to.
I'm going to try to bind his arms behind his back.
You son of a bit, you piece of shit.
Get you hold for it. Kill you think he can take?
Advantage of us because we're sleeping.
Only a coward does something like that they wanted.
Me to do it, but what am I rolling?
Right now, awareness, body control, no riding.
What? Welcome to Cyberpunk, we got all
kinds of skills. And riding is chief among them.
Riding personal grooming. Bureaucracy is a good one.
Bureaucracy is. A good one.
We've been rocking with tactics a lot lately.
It's. Cool.
Yeah, because. Yeah, because that's the only
way I could not be useless in a fight.
They made a useless. Character so.
Useless. They're in a fight.
In a fight, well. Athletics here 9.
They do they do get a a negative to this do you are you?
Oh, I rolled date. So yeah, you tie them up nice.
I tie them up and then I grab him by his his and I drag him
face down in the dirt all the way back to the banana gang and
I throw his body in front of the rest of them, right behind you.
Is this one of? Yours, the pit boss.
Turns around from working on his vehicle.
I don't know what you're talking about to him, he says as he
sort. Of finishes installing the mini
gun to the back of his punk note well.
If he's not. One of yours you won't mind if I
and I go to like curb stop him? Are you trying to?
Knock this guy out or kill him. Kill him.
I'm trying to.
Threaten. I'm threatening to kill him to
see if these guys are like, oh wait, that is my guy.
Or if they're like, we don't know who that guy is, we don't
care. Coyotes behind you going kill
him, kill him, kill him. Do it.
The. Lines between an ice and coyotes
blurring. I'd like to figure out if these
if he is actually one of these guys or not.
Yeah, I can do interrogation. If you want, yeah, I'll do like
an. Interrogation.
Yeah, that's good for me. 20. Two, holy shit, let's see how
this goes. All right now.
Hey, man. He just looks at you.
And smiles at very cheeky smile. I don't know what.
You're talking about but. All's fair.
In love and war. Hi guys.
What's the? Other What's the guy on the
ground doing? Is he like please don't kill me,
please, please don't? Kill me.
He's bleeding from the mouth, Jeb.
Kind of like gets down on like one of his knees and like kind
of bends his head down towards the towards the man that's on
the ground. Just I agree actually, between
you and me. Are you one of the banana guys?
No, they paid me. You rolled really hard on the
delegation. I only paid you.
God. God, just a guard man.
You can have the fucking money. And he pulls the.
Money he gives you too much he hands you 900 at his take the.
Money. His.
Hands are behind his back, but
he's like pulling out of his back pocket.
Yeah, yeah, he's pulling out of his ass.
Pocket as he like throws it at you, which why he gives you too
much money. What do you take it, man?
Please just let me leave, I don't fucking care anymore.
Declan. They were he was actually paid
kind of a contractor kind of situation, but from these guys.
Howdy, what do you? Think, oh, he's fine.
We got the money back. Hey, fuck you banana guys.
We're going to kick your ass at this race.
And then as soon as this race is over, I'll, I'll fucking
slaughter you and your entire bloodline.
Yeah, whatever. Cowboy No.
Wait, I'm I'm the cowboy? I was hearing that you guys
match. We're both.
Coyote Row. Perception.
Oh my. God, perception or?
Human hold on. I'm.
Just now. And now that we're both wearing
cowboy hats? Yeah, but mine's.
Like Neon? Perception 18.
Oh, nice, yeah. While while you're having this
conversation you see a bot come out of the trash to your more.
There's a bot. There's a bot.
Get it? Get it.
Coyote gets. First hit because they rolled
high enough. What do you want to do?
OK. See.
Oh, I just imploded. Oh no, Oh no, 6/6.
You miss as it comes barreling towards you.
It attacks you with its full body Beta 15 evasion.
Oh. God evasion.
I didn't have the staff memorized.
My evasion is base 14 2222. Yeah, that you beat the 15 and
the bot jumps right beside you, between you and Jeb.
Jeb, get him. Yeah.
These are quick 20. 2 all right, It does not have an evasion of
above 8, so you hit it for 10 damage and it bursts into about
3 pieces and dies. All right.
Well, banana brethren, we'll see you out there on the racetrack.
Consider yourself target A we're going to take this and Jeb
points at all the stuff that has pinata out-of-the-box and we'll,
we'll, we'll see you around. Please don't fuck with my
friends. Oh, wait.
Hold. On did you?
Did you break the legs of a certain Norman?
Oh man, just got it, Got it. And Jeb shoots it.
Yeah. It is.
Ass you miss and let there. Be a warning.
And as you go to. Like reload your gun, all of
your bullets fall out and you have to reload it.
These were span but I'm going to take the shells.
Declan's not really sure if that was intentional or not.
He doesn't want to undercut the warning shot message message so
he just lets the guy go all. Right.
The guy scrambles up against the wall and tries to untie himself,
but it's going to take a second. You get 3 roller D6.
It's your last salvage. Good and better.
You get 2 rolls and a Nos so that's good.
Get a. Nos Right on.
That's good. I'm.
Gonna I'm gonna give one to Anayas.
I'm gonna woo. Any bottles of water?
That's what we're really looking for.
Thank you. We've got Nos.
Wait, this is another Nos. Do you have two?
I mean I. Have two cards and one of them
is a Nos No, that's the one you. Picked up.
I gave it to you. Oh, OK.
Well then. I only have one other card, is
that correct? Yes that is correct.
Got it. And cockpit glass.
It's a layer of thick bulletproof glass that has 38 P
Does it come with? A steering wheel?
Yeah, we still have a steering wheel.
Teen seat by now. Has finished fabricating a
steering wheel, isn't it? Beautiful.
It's great. T Honestly.
I'm impressed. Thank you.
Did you guys get anything back or to add or shoot any robots,
the stuff of them? It was.
Successful. Revenge mission that's.
Awesome. Don't team.
Revenge. That's that's what you were
called, right? That's go team revenge and.
Saul gives. Jabba High 5 And let's just
let's see if it hurts, see if it stings.
Athletics 12. It feels solid.
It's a good. One it.
Gives that like. Reverberation.
You know, like a good class? Yeah, felt on the shoulder.
You're like man, we. Really looked at each other's
elbows on that one. Exactly.
Nice. All right, so.
I bought armor, I bought more fuel, I bought more oil, I
bought junk. I bought trash.
Wait. What's the difference between
junk and trash? I don't know Teensy.
What's the? Difference between junk and
trash. Junk I can turn into stuff,
hopefully, and trash is trash, but I think we can fire it out
of this thing on the car. And make.
It a weapon, I like that. Yeah, 'cause we gotta kill those
fucking banana boys. By the way, I.
Don't. Oh yeah.
Yeah. No, they, they're bad.
They're the people who tried to steal from us.
So Oh yeah, let the money back, but.
And they broke. Norman's Tell race.
Time finish your construction. Oh shit.
Oh, oh, OK, we've oh, I got to put the armor on.
You've got the armor, right? Is that going to take?
5 minutes. Yeah, I brought it.
Back like 20 minutes ago, yeah. I've been doing.
It this whole time, yes. While.
You told your story. I was working upgrade. 1818 yes,
yes, So what? Did you install?
Yeah. So you've installed armor on the
vehicle? Yeah.
It. Now has an armor of 13 Oh.
OK. And then?
You. You carrying around the
windshield? What is that?
Oh, this? Oh, it's nothing.
It's just a bulletproof windshield.
Oh shoot, do I got to do. I got to stick that on right
now. 5 minutes. OK. 18.
Yeah, you, you, you make Weld it onto the screen.
It has a metal. Weld it.
Don't worry guys, I have. Some duct tape.
That's big welding. Got it.
Is there anything? Else that we have that needs to
be put on here you got is that a?
Bottle in your pocket. You're just happy to see me,
Jeb. What do you got there?
Oh no. Oh, sorry, yeah, this was, I was
holding on to one of them empty water bottles just in case I
need to pee in it later. Oh, that's true.
We should all have an empty bottle.
That one's metal. The metal one in your pocket?
Oh. This one.
Oh yeah, this is Nos. You want that?
Oh. Yes, Oh, I.
Also have 1 I think. Oh.
There's more. Upgrade if you look at your.
Cards. You'll see what you have.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, how do I look? At my cards.
Oh, my cards are. Gone.
What the No. Those I attached to the vehicle.
I had to reroll the deck. Oh, OK.
Salvage DV extra chassis I'm extra chassis.
AM. I rolling.
Salvage for that or salvage DV 13.
And it's going to give us a + 2 construction modifier.
Is that the same? Is salvage the same as what I've
been rolled the upgrade I've been rolling so if you want.
To add the extra chassis to your vehicle, you increase the basic
health of it by 5. Yeah.
But it doesn't add. Any more hard points?
Right, but. Health is good.
But I.
Only rolled a 13? Oh no.
Is it ADV. 13? It is ADV. 13 Yeah.
Then you're good. Oh.
OK, we need and then what? What is this Nos stuff?
Do I have to attach that to? What do I, what is this?
I don't know anything about Todd.
Have you? Seen.
Have you seen any of the Fast and Furious movies?
Yeah, I know. I have they know the button.
That they press sometimes and then it goes like, do they go
into like hyper speed? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's Nos, baby. OK.
So there you go. That's a crit success.
So when you install a Nos you get 2 charges because of.
The matter? You really?
Careful with this button. This button make this.
More I will just make this swear.
I don't want to press. The button you know incorrectly.
There's only one way. To press the button and it's
when we need to go really fast. Don't we need?
To go really fast the whole time, that is usually.
When we try to drive really fast.
Oh, extra. Got it.
All right. So yeah, saw you pick up the
mini gun. That's your your handheld
situation. Got it.
The rest of us. Will get our weapons ready.
Who's you? 2 are driving right.
I mean, the three of us. Team revenge is probably
driving. Oh yeah, team revenge.
One each. Each one of us has one hand on
the wheel. Metaphorically, of course,
because if you want to do like 1.
Guy on the wheel and somebody can be driven.
By two people at the same time, 1-1.
Person has a hand on the gear shifts.
One person got their feet on the pedals.
Yeah. And then one.
On the wheel. So 2.
So 2 is what you said two people got.
It got it. So should we meta game?
What's everyone's drive Land vehicle?
That's a great question. Listen, I wanna put me.
If you put me on gas, I'm just flooring it the whole time.
So I might be. Good.
Base. 17. My my drive land vehicle is 21
OK. Declan One.
Second here, one second here, he's under.
Control land. Vehicle O.
Drive land. Vehicle drive Land.
Vehicle Mine's A7 OK. So it's only the two of us.
And Oh yeah, I was. Told her.
I remember he he was like, hey, put stuff in that and then I did
not. That's OK.
That's really funny. Makes it easy.
Listen. Listen, it's really good.
That you're a stunt driver and this whole time we've been like,
Oh yeah, he's a great driver and there's a lot of green.
Screens he's a. Stuntman.
Sure. I didn't.
Only drive. I did a lot of stunts, OK, And
some of it was green screened. What are you gonna do, you know?
We're driving. It's mostly for.
Team Purposes Team. Cowboy on driving Declan.
You can be in charge of the Nos button if you want.
That sounds great. Yeah, I love.
It I appreciate. It and then we've got.
And then and then team, team fix it is on, I imagine on the go
fixing it. And then also holding a big
giant mini gun. Yeah, yeah.
So so. Is now holding the mini gun.
That thing requires shoulder arms to fire.
Perfect. I mean, I'll tell you, I've
seen, I've seen Saw's shoulders. You can call them guns, yeah.
I got too many guns right here, big boy.
Next. Time on no latency side quest.
Let's go, Jeb, let's go to the right and like.
Cut off these pink guys, hit the Nos.
Who cares? Yeah, you guys are doing it.
Keep doing it. I'm just gonna shoot people to
get close. I don't drive.
Yeah, we're making some. Serious headway.
Let me suit something. The suspicious amount.
Of lead we have, I mean, hold on.
Now, when you say like that, now I'm kind of nervous.
I was feeling really good up until just now.
Alright for the. V.
Villains. Next.
Take them down. Don't let them get too far
ahead. A gentleman's.
Agreement with the other guys, alright.
Banana it is. Well, they're never.
Going to win now I don't know much about.
Driving I thought you're a. Driver No, I well, I mean I.
Play a driver in the movies. Die.
Let's go. We talking or we?
Racing. I think we would have died, you
guys. This shit's got.
Oversteer Teensy. What the fuck?
Hey, holy shit. You got it.
Cowboy. Yeah, hair painting.
And then jump. Let's.
Go does somebody else. Want to press the big red
button? It's my turn.
I'm going to hit that big red button.
We're hitting the Nos, baby hit the big red.
Button Coyote, Let's fucking. Go.
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