Last time on no latency, well, slap you with a stick, if you
need see that's funny. Is it that that that one got me,
that was a pretty good. Could try to, like, sneak our
way on Earth, schmooze our way, you know, DJ Qualls work, the
celebrity gotta do to get a drink around here.
You have to listen to the customer, you know what?
I will buy the oxygen mask and just put it in my bag.
Now, just before we get started, I just gotta say that I am not
interested in any sort of time. I'm share or owning my vacation.
Nothing like that just in case just a free connection.
Didn't you hear the man? This is gonna change that City.
I mean, honestly, can I cash shake your hand?
We could try and sneak on the spaceship and maybe we can find
a good way to get in. It seems pretty secure.
Hiding a box or something. We weren't going into the room
that was next to us. No, that was conference room B,
it's basically the same room but if we had more people The middle
area is off-limits, that's that's where the people do the
launching of space things with a big computer and we didn't get
to see that. That would have been very
impressive. Oh, did you want to see it?
He's not isolated if I'm allowed, I don't, I don't know.
I don't know where that guy is us go and check inside, right?
Get to see what mission control does.
I mean, I could open the first door, I think.
Yeah, why don't we go check inside?
No, I want to meet all of the cool cats and kittens inside
there that are better pressing. All the buttons that launched
these things despite is currently in the hangar in the
off-limit battle. So then what happens in here?
Yeah, this is this is why we launched from later when the
spaceship is in position, it's currently in the hangar.
Oh, so you want from the hanger? Not from here?
No, it comes from. The hanger, goes along a road,
comes to the centerpiece of all three petals and we fire it from
there. That sounds like a lot.
You let you know a lot about this and I'm very impressed.
I've read The Briefing. Thank you.
I wrote the preface. I didn't write it unpaid,
intern, he opens the door. And in front of you, it at the
very end of the hallway is a circular piece, lot of computers
and things. There's a bunch of markings on
the ground and then like a green force field that's held up with
metal filaments that are suspended in the air and behind.
It is an unmanned set of stations for launching the A
ship and a giant window. Wow, that's where they launch it
from. Wow.
Technology is beautiful. It is pretty.
It is. This also where they were they
decide which capsule gets loaded down.
Well, we keep that information currently in the hangar inside
of the lab with the scientists, I was there, the people with the
highest clearance other than my pops, okay?
Because they kind of get to decide that.
It is actually based on performance, we're not going to
send someone shit in this. But, I mean, who's bad at things
in space now? I understand, you know, that's
unfortunately why you'll never get to go to space anyway that
stop - one on the tour. Please follow me.
Let's go Martin lead. You across the platform outside
the wind sails past year when you feel the fresh air.
Are because you're about 1,000 feet up.
It's a lot fresher up. It almost smells clean.
I wish I could smell and you get to the barracks.
Martin opens the door. You will step inside.
Welcome to the barracks. This is where we wear, our
astronauts in training, get to sleep.
There is an area over there for them to sit down and have a nice
sit food and obviously bathrooms and sleeping quarters.
Rest is an important part of their training.
What do they just sleep on the couch has?
No, there's a room over there, that's where they go.
I'm gonna go in the room and all right, there could be sleeping.
And you step inside the room. And in this room, as you open
the door, the lights are off Stark.
And there are some people sleeping in here, having a
little nap. I want to go on a like sneak up,
right behind DJ Qualls. All right, all right, and I want
to try to like sneak my way over and grab one of their like, ID
cards or, you know, something along those lines.
Sure. Wait, why are they coming?
I'm not sure they're allowed in there.
Excuse me other participants. They're just meeting the astral
stealth 24. All right, nice.
Yeah, that's fine. I rolled a five, right?
So these guys remain asleep. It's a good thing.
It's a good thing, retro that you didn't say, I DJ Qualls into
this room, bam, these people having a nap and Jeb, you sneak
up to one of the guys who's just having a nap in his bed Atkins.
You sneakily get really close and there you see it's just
hanging on his lapel. Psy.d what to say George it
doesn't but it doesn't say like you know astronaut as much
potential astronaut number 32 says astronaut okay great
pickpocket or something. Still stealth is moving around
pickpocket mmm or something creative but not stealth okay 18
holy shit I rolled a 2 so he remains asleep and you pocket
George F astronaut band. George faster.
Not, he's the fastest astronaut that's apparently I'm gonna do
anything else while you're in here like cool.
So that, when when Martin comes in, then I'm just a regular
dude, watching people sleep while Jeb has been doing that
retro has as quietly as possible made forgery autographs of you
Jake. Balls and place them by the
astronauts in case someone was the walk-in.
So it's like okay I was just I'm just leaving all that spreads
for all of them roll persuasion for who for Martin as he walks
in. Oh, I wasn't prepared for that
17:17. Yeah, what does Martin look like
Martin's? Sort of short about 57 such
short. Be sure to me, he's short.
He's about five six. He's got red hair and he's
really young, he's very nervous. You saw what a nail short.
He dropped him like 51, he's like a medium height.
Excuse me. The people in here are asleep.
Yeah. I'm just, I'm just leaving them
autographs, you know? They, I didn't want them to feel
like I missed a stage but really think we shouldn't disturb.
Rest, they could hear the Bosphorus and as you walk in,
there's a guy dressed in astronaut cities standing there,
zips up his flies, or what can I help you?
Yeah, I need to take a piss. Okay, how can I help cool.
And he goes over to the sink of washes and what is the state of
this bathroom look like is it especially it's clean.
Is a very clean, very clean. It's also fairly new like under
a year, okay? Okay, I'm Martin.
Martin come here. How can I help do?
You need toilet paper? Well I'm gonna walk into one of
the Stalls and start peeing and I'm just going to start to feel
and all that. Hey, good job cleaning this
bathroom, it looks spectacular. I'm impressed with how clean it
is. Martin.
Can you see any other kind of disease of it?
I was young for you Martin. I know it's, you know I was
there. No, no no, I couldn't oh well
because I feel like yours yeah. Astronaut leaves.
Oh I was trying to keep make it as much of a noise Ruckus of
that good. Is it that way?
Jeff could get his ass out of there.
Jab, leaves and goes back to the whole way.
Okay, what we were only meant to see the whole way.
You've actually spent too long here.
We have to move on. Okay, okay look, I just had a
drain, I just had a drain my cyber-snack, I'm done now.
Let's go. Okay, guide you out of this
building and you move on to the next building.
Come to our training facility. This is where we train the
people. It's a, it's a state-of-the-art,
and we've even got a renowned doctor from night City here.
Right now, doctor Tessa renowned doctor who was famous for his
work with Dr. Things be sorry now and what's his name?
I just I mean I just call him doctor.
He never I didn't I didn't know it's I just call him doc because
everyone just refers to him as to.
I don't actually know his name. I've been called that before so
I could tell. Oh yeah.
Wait I'm Please join me for this room.
Let's next area that we've got our go, our training facility.
She walking they're standing in front of the operating computer.
It's dr. Dave, dr.
Dave, oh, it wasn't that your boss former employer?
Oh sure. It was.
Oh shit. Oh, Stevie boy, dr.
Dave, how's it going, good? It's going great.
No, I'm sorry. Adopt their name is and squirt.
Yes, I my former, my former life I tried to go to medical school
and it didn't pan out. Oh, did you know?
Did you know, go what's wrong? You know, after that whole thing
that happened. I decided Wings on the computer
and behind him as an astronaut in a G-Force machine and it
starts to wail around behind. And you can hear the guy inside,
go shit in the guy that hangs his head up and just vomits
along the side of the machine. Wow, this is round two.
All ready for I do is this is he's not doing so well in
toaster, something? We all can participate in.
This is who you want to go on the g equals machine.
I do, I would like to go on the g-force machine machine.
That sounds like fun. Yeah, you get to try gives you
some shit, vomit rocket. It's an incredibly distracting
thing to watch. And even the tour guides going
to be distracted. Who wants to go first vomit
Comet. This is called I think Jeb wants
to go. Our first survey you give me a
liar. Strap me in a pendulum.
Yes. I've gone fast before.
Yes Ivan do. This might be a good time for
some sleuthing. Who some sleuthing you know
trying to figure out how to get more of us.
On the spaceship shuttle. Yes.
Okay. Well, what you want me to do?
Or are you going to do? Oh, I don't know.
I don't know what Jeb Jeb don't do go in there.
Rocket yet Jeb come here. Okay will you get low?
Get it all loaded up there. Dr. D you got it?
I got a new hand. Oh great know.
That's that's nice. Yeah.
Jeb. Yep.
Do you have a plan to get us on this ship?
Well, my plan was to sneak away from jasna, go over to the to
the building that we're not supposed to go to and see if
this hold up. The little thing that I saw full
batch, see if this gets me in Italy and from there, I don't
know. I just wing it.
Okay. Well, why don't you try the
vomit Comet for fun. Thank you.
That is disgusting. I can't believe I said those
words out loud. And I saw my toes.
Great. Okay.
Okay but after that, why don't you invent?
Do do that. All right I'll take the India
and and and it looks like there's like I would imagine
there's a lot of like files we can get so I can call Phillip or
yes having Phillip roped in on this is probably a good idea.
Send them a few messages just to catch him up.
Okay I'll add him to our group chat.
Oh God, there's going to be scared too much.
Oh my God, thank you. You saw the blood drain from my
face so I didn't mean you. I'm so sorry.
Wait where we know I want to be a part of this.
Can I can you get to put it in our group chat with you?
Me and Jeb that we've been sending?
Just seems to I know it's a big change for me.
Yeah I love you this fine. Well separate one doesn't mean
getting them used in chat. I'm trying to always say, retro
something and I said to the whole group, Added Vivi to the
group chat with an added to any group chat.
I mean, maybe I misspoke number yet.
Well, I BT. When you tap the back of my
tile. Yeah, it's happened.
You have an agent. That's all right.
Yes. Yes, right, I'm sorry.
We're all green text. Hmm.
Jab, you get into the g-force machine.
Pull pull. Pull the hatch down.
The thing. Well, this one.
All right now with your hands shit.
Give me how much G-force that you want with your hands.
You me. Cool, I'll resist torture.
Drag this machine arose you around that badass.
My Kelly, you feel very green. You it's your through being
thrown around your face, gets pulled back, like, a backyard
facelift from a really dodgy Ripper Dock.
And when the cycle is finally finished, you feel like you've
been through the ultra quick cycle on our 1990s washing
machine, that's somehow detached from the wall and we Glass
housing around. You always back open with the
piston and you get this Rush of much colder, air, and you feel
very sick. Oh, least, you take one second.
Oh fuck. There's no bathroom in this
building. Oh I'm gonna take the sick
astronaut on the sick, that's on me and I'll be back I'll guess
Martin? Yes, I'm very sorry about that.
I'm gonna have to help him if you could, just wait here and
don't touch anything. We won't Dave that was would you
like a beverage mr. Jeb you know no you got it.
All right, I will be back. Can I get a champagne you
promised me one? Yes.
And Martin Doctor. Dave, and this sick astronauts
go and deal with the SEC astronaut and Jeb's sick as
well, and the exit to the west door and you're left alone in
training. Vanilla, you with Mike?
Let's go. Are you okay champ?
I mean the whole back of a lot better.
Now that I've got that all. I am so buckle and but but
they're right. There are guards outside the
door in the hallway nobody but you can sneak around on.
So let's go me and DJ Qualls. Will distract them.
Okay, with music. Good idea.
Great idea. All right, I'm gonna blast my
music again and try to get the guards attention.
Wait, hold on, I'm sorry. I thought we were all in the
g-force room, right? Isn't that where we're supposed
to be? Bang, There are guards in there,
right? Yeah, yeah.
You're alone in the g-force room right now that we're on.
Yeah, to be clear. I was thinking that me and then
Del would exit the entire building and then go get to the
over third Clover. Yeah.
Third pedal. Yeah.
Which is what I imagine to buy. Figured that we could stay here
and get knowledge off of the computer.
Yo, the files are in the computer, they're in the
computer. So in this training G-Force room
there, As a big G-Force machine that simulates G-Force, there
are two cybertech installation tables, and also medical tables.
And there are four lockers and a computer and a desk in the
middle of the chair in front of it.
Jeb and then Del get ready to sneak out of the room and retro
and Vivi. You're deciding what.
I'll go ahead and do a DJ Qualls and I own I can stay and Snoop
and I will go distract the guards.
For everybody so that there's no issues.
Great. Yeah, I'm just going to blast my
music and caused a disturbance, great roles, some kind of
performance. Okay, ignore that.
James could roll. Yeah, acting all right.
You rolled a - Tour on acting, but it's still above zero, still
above zero with a to true. Not sure what that means.
You step out into the hallway and you turn on the boom box and
I start to hit thing. You stopped dancing.
And it's, it's really bad that his two guards, turn around and
look at you and they give you this, like, borrowed brow of
pity. What you don't like it, that's
not how to dance on the Rhythm and they come close to, you
know, oh this is bad. You think you know better?
I mean it's really awful. Okay.
Well, if you think you are, if you think, you know what good
dancing is then maybe you should show it.
You try to throw down. Yeah, it's a dance-off is his
God against 21 and this dude fucking slaps.
He hits the corner of your boom box and the other guard is
staring straight at this dance, but he rolls a crit and what he
ends up doing. Is the back of your boom box
pops open and your bat rolls into G-Force away from you, but
everyone's pretty distracted. You now don't have your back,
it's in G-Force, right? And he's doing like back spins,
he does a head spin at one point, he kicks his foot out.
His gun lands on top of his finger like a basketball and he
spins it down, grabs it, and puts it back on his back.
Hell yeah. Yeah.
You know, that took some time. I wonder I'm glad nothing else
is happening in the other men. During this jebin Vandal sneak
out of the building then and I owner and retro are left inside
the center. Training room of this building
alone. Rho do your thing a cool.
Yeah, no that's that's great. What?
What do you find in the room? You roll perception?
You find that the computer has been left logged in and open you
have access to some various files.
I don't know what's in them lockers do though.
Oh sure yeah inside the lockers are some astronaut suits as one
in each of the lockers one of them is broken.
These are for training. So there's probably various
tearing they're probably not for use in actual space.
Sure there is a few oxygen masks and a little packet of material
that helps. You get rid of nausea.
Okay, I'm going to take the nausea packet and I'll tell how
many oxygen masks were there. No.
And a packet of sedatives and sedatives to.
Yeah. Said, it is nausea.
Yeah. To oxygen mask.
He said, yeah, I'm putting all those in my backpack.
Well, let's hit up that computer and see what I can find.
You want me to roll for the computer to?
Yes, please, your old 25. Well, that's low for me.
Yeah, but it's still above incredible on difficulty value
definition. All right, and what happens is
you get two files rather than one because you rolled 25, hey
me. See what do I see?
No. No binary.
All right, let me, let me take a look at what it says here on
these. These files that I found with my
magical fingers, progress report entry, number 94, objective
development of space-based. Redacted, utilizing Advanced
solar technology for strategic redacted applications.
Utilization of the state-of-the-art solar
technology to harness and focus the power of the sun into a
redacted with Advanced targeting systems for pinpoint accuracy.
I know I've heard that before. Simulated design lab results.
Dr. Daylight and the team doctor daylight.
Wow. And it's a demon spawn.
Villains that are simulations of.
The satellite are a success. The capabilities of this blank
design are truly devastating. However, we must also raised
concerns about the potential for collateral damage.
If the target is near a populated area, a wireless
connection, vulnerability has been identified in the
architecture and we recommend action of some form of cyber
defenses. It required solution for any
physical operation management approval management is approved.
The immediate construction and launch of the working model of
the s0d satellite construction of the.
Sot satellite is currently underway with the law, scheduled
for blank further, testing, and refinement of the targeting
systems will be conducted prior to the launch of well, the
launch to minimize potential collateral damage.
If there is time, this report is a property of redacted and if
contents are confidential and not to be shared with anyone,
The authorized Personnel, there's binary that I don't know
what it says. How to work that out later.
Hmm, let's see here, it's the other file and see space
progress report, starcom entry, number 37, okay?
Okay, a little bit back. Alright, objective development
of a communication satellite, that utilizes, Advanced mesh
Network Technology for Global /. Local connectivity.
Utilization of the state-of-the-art mesh Network
Technology to expand satellites connection capabilities.
Advanced bandwidth Management systems for Optimal Performance
results doctor daylight in the Team are pleased to report that
our simulation of the satellite was a success dr.
Daylight again, the capabilities of this technology are truly
revolutionary. However, we must also raised
concerns about the limitations of the current design our
calculations. Indicate that launching only
one, starcom satellite will result in a maximum connection
capacity of only 100 to 200 Targets in the surface.
This would be a significant limitation to the potential of
this technology. We propose that limiting the
bandwidth to expand the connection to a larger number of
targets, while sacrificing some speed as this would open up.
Slower. But stronger connection at
500,000 per unit management says, oh construction of the
starcom satellite is currently underway with launch scheduled
for blank satellite will be in geosynchronous above night City,
to enhance the connection for the City and surrounding area
for the testing and refinement of the bandwidth Management
Systems will be conducted prior to launch to optimize
performance. If we have time, this report is
property of NCS based. Oh, that's what that was
redacted out of the last. One and contents are
confidential and that we share with another as business, okay?
Mmm. That's a lot of power.
It's a lot of. Well, I mean, if it's gonna be,
if it's going to be always hovering over night City, that
means that there's going to be a constant, at least push of
rocket boosters to. Keep it always rotating with it.
So, that's a lot. So if I'm understanding this
correctly, they're using a lot more energy than is necessary
for what they're saying, they're going to be doing, not only that
Iona but it seems as if this is More than just a communication
satellite. It's The Syndicate.
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So we're literally doing with oh I guess supervillains.
According to these reports if I'm processing this correctly,
are they turning the sun into a laser?
Yeah. Yeah that's some it's some real
comic book villains yet. I can't think of any other kind
of thing that you could relate that to So it also looks like
they are planning on instead of having a decent connection for
like half a million people. Just condense it down to like
one to two hundred people. So that way, it's like instant,
like you could upload the entire Library of Congress and like two
minutes, you could download a consciousness. get you could
download a Consciousness, that's What The Syndicate wants.
That's what they're doing. So when Dale, what do you think
they're talking about right now something about satellites or
something? Yeah, broke something dumb and
not forward to the Grand picture of the story.
I'd guess probably incredibly significant actually feeling
silly. You think we're missing it.
I got filmo of a sudden me too. Anyway I should roll stealth as
well. Sure yeah go I control this
character. I literally had stuff directly
in front of me. Hell yeah and now it's gone.
What control no body my body. Yeah 14.
Damn but that's a level 7. I spent all of their
Improvement. Boy.
That's that's still pretty good as jab as you and Vandal
approach. The hangar building.
There's a guard standing outside the until I know what you're
saying. You're saying Justice League
rail mean. Maybe just maybe we should, we
should probably be sneaky but also just one God, can I fuck
him? I'm flanking me bro, don't got a
parachute on, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, push him off the side in it very McCobb way of finishing
him. Yeah, you know, some people
might look at what we're doing and think.
Damn, it was her cold-hearted teams.
They don't know, ASL story unless they even listen since
episode one, right? But ladies beside the pool,
right? Okay.
So do you want to do like crap? Move up in some hoof prints.
Yeah, yeah, you go left. I'll go, right.
And then we Yeah, this big mob throat.
Should I just if you distract them, shall I come behind them
and just kick them off. Oh yeah, do like a captain
Merrick kick. Yeah, just like full-on just
Leeroy Jenkins off the side. I'll hold his my own so that he
don't scream and then you just keep a real touching this
wrinkle up the side as well. It's a mechanical leg.
No, I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna, you know, hold his
holders. The his, his mouth shut and
leaking you out like that and then I'll follow up already.
Oh, Bertie. One, two, three Jeb.
You sneak to this guy and grab him from behind and now you've
got him held. How am I let go?
Okay. Okay, 1 2 3, you get, 1 2 3,
right? And I let go.
All right, then Del goes to kick this person but only rolling a
10. Just stamped onto the ground.
Fuck. Jeb, swing around, swing, 15.
Yeah. You swing them around so that.
Are now facing the edge of this petal and then Del goes to kick
them. One more time.
I hope you brought your point. Oh, shit!
I'll do it. I missed again.
Jeb, 18. You tackle this guy off the side
of the building. flies off the side of the building as he
definitely dead man is falling. 1,000 feet onto solid desert.
He's gonna probably and Sloane as you were running towards
jumps up your shoulder and flies down and then your tile you get
a video feed of this guy hitting the ground and his neck snapping
into and Sloan does does do the under statute him?
Yeah. Yeah, because it's very
accessible. I'm imagining it right now.
This does mean, however, that Sloane is now distracted.
And is now having a snack and May Me with all those failures
that then Del had made that that is now the consequence of that
finger, but you have access to this room and your head up
towards the door, cracked cool for it.
Wrong perception, just perceptions phone your stealth
roles have all been really high so I'll give you that 16.
Yes. So you've come across a long
room ends with a diagonal wall, and there's a door at the very
end or for vending machines on the left.
If you sofas 5 lockers and there is a guard standing, is there
probably should understand that would have been a great idea or
at least are, you know, enhance. Probably should have gotten lat
astronauts, like, Helmet or something, you know, keep
scrolling in. Yeah, well ones from the
training place, right? Right, right.
This got a vast. You gotta sounds right
Gunderson? No.
Okay. All right, I think so.
I have no idea and I opened the door big knife, which is quiet.
I do have a big knife, which is quiet.
All right, how's it? I got an idea and he opens the
door a little bit. Further, takes out the, the
grapple gun and shoots the head. What done?
I love it. I love it.
That's great. So you gonna graph again this
guy out of the room, right? And I'm assuming kick him off
the side of the fish because it works.
It was so easy and work perfectly the last time.
All right? This is the weirdest episode of
metal gear I've ever seen 25. Yes, you hit this guy.
Square on his arm, grabs around it.
What the fuck dude looks at you, in this this rope between the
two of you, do you pull it back towards you immediately?
You pull it back towards you and he starts coming at you works
because this thing can pull you up to the wall, right?
Right. He's coming at you.
At, pretty good cases, feet. Leave the ground.
He's headed towards the outside. Do I kick him when he comes
here? Yep, better up 18.
Yes, then Del kicks, does a roundhouse kicks back and just
kicks them off the side and this guy just flies off the Aside, I
would cyberattack leg and Jeb. You're standing there looking
really impressed and look at them down there.
Galaxy, get let go, huh. It's still connected.
Arm gets pulled tight. And you are now heading towards
the edge of the paper. I pressed the button that like,
you know, collapses the Sykes at the end of the grapple new slide
towards the edge of the petal. As you watch this guy fall to
the ground Don't you just love peopie again a body?
Just all right to Galvin. They are not say.
That was pretty pretty, pretty snake.
Yeah. All right.
What's next? Always you go in, right?
Well, no ads knows more of a lacquer.
I want robots names. Oh, I don't know.
Jeb will have to go in here. I have the same answer for both
things. I was I was kind of hoping you'd
do some sort of like one line or something before we inevitably
Get cut away from. Yeah, I know that was my one
liner. Oh, also put your token down for
when we come back as from Well, stupid with your dumb dancing.
Dumb and stupid. Excuse me.
I'm that's harsh. That's likely not constructive
at all. I'm a DJ in training.
So, yeah, I might have some work to do, but you don't need to
like, bring me down. Oh, I don't need to bring you
down. Okay, cool.
Yeah, no, you throw down a dance competition in your lackluster.
Okay, okay. Well, I could win.
Okay, and he walks out by it's just one guard left.
I'll do. I'm sorry.
I, you know, I got a dancing. Please complete prick.
I appreciate you sticking up for me.
Hey man, we're gonna protect the VIPs your beauty breakthrough
boxes. Yes, I will take care of that
this happens. Sometimes, it's not a big deal.
Thanks though. And I just start like going to
my boom box and trying to repair it.
Hey Um, would you mind just helping me real quick?
Roll persuasion? That's not part of my job
description. I'd love to.
But unfortunately, you rolled a 10 minus 3 and I gotta get back,
I'm gonna be an asshole about it, so yeah.
Yeah, that's fair. It's if you have like a tech
friend with you, I'm sure they could fix.
Yeah, yeah, I will love. You know what?
I'll look for a secure and Martin and outlawed of coming
back soon, so yeah. Yep.
I will you know I'm going to go check on them.
Cool thanks. Yeah this has been very awkward
but I'm really sorry. Yeah, what's your name?
I'm doing the thing where I ask that you have at the Davis I'm
Phil Phil Phil Anna Anna squared that's what they call me back.
Yeah you too bilkins, that's my name.
I'll see you around bill. Yeah Deuces.
So I'm going to first of all try to put my my boom box at half,
you know, it's like a suitcase half, open.
I'm gonna slam it shut and then kind of squandered future way
back in. Yeah, Yes, which my way in.
And hey, how's it going in here? Have you looked fat?
Oh, and as I walk over, I accidentally kicked the bag.
Oh, perfect. Thank you.
DJ call was that? I just had a dance-off with the
guards. So how did it go?
No, I didn't win. What?
Apparently the guard has really good moves.
Yeah, it was kind of embarrassing, but he's He's a
very intently focused on that now so I'll have to worry about
them. Do you get served?
I did. That's alright we all get served
sometimes it has to you know maybe dr.
Davis right I should have just stayed in the medical field but
it's it's fine. So we're going to get you better
at this a personal mission of me.
Now, I'm going to help DV get better at dancing.
I'll I hope you can. So What it what did y'all find
in hear anything? Well, they are going to harness
the power of the Sun and also they're going to concentrate
their data speed to a very minimal amount of people for a
lot of power. What?
So I think about our well you know, tiles or, you know your
agent. Yeah.
Right. Yeah.
Think about how many people have those.
Yeah, they take all of that bandwidth and they only give it
to Did and you're always at, like, 1 bar, will there at like
5 plus shit? Well, that's not good.
Super uncool. Yeah, the bad news, is that The
Syndicate is gonna do their AI thing?
Yeah. They're gonna be them directly
into people. Okay, that's really not good.
Mmm, so is that part of this whole demonstration thing?
Or is that something that's like a long-term goal?
Did I sound like it was more than one Satellite.
Yeah. Like it's not just this
satellite. Its they might have think other
ones up there already. So is this whole demonstration a
way for them to like kick off this whole thing.
Basically it's like the cover for everything.
Okay. It's Jenny is to job is going to
be so hard. Just going to be the whole next.
It's really good. Actually, it was really funny.
Okay, and as you're making that comment about Jeb, you can hear
people in the hallway. Outside getting closer, you've
got much more time to make discussion.
Okay, well this is good info, we should probably regroup and
figure something out. Yeah, here's your back.
Thank you. I'm gonna Shuffle and quickly
throat in my boom box. Cut it close it and Rockets
medics. You know what?
18, nice. Yeah.
And 12 and for some reason. But yes, great, you do a big
flippy, way. Korean whack it back in the boom
box just in time as Martin Evans.
Sorry about the delay. Hello, everyone.
We cleaned up Doctor, Dave, and the other astronaut although his
token is here. Did not join us.
Welcome here. We have in lying down and I gave
him a sedative. Hmm.
No, actually I gave him a sedative, you're an idiot,
right? All right.
And he's fucking guy and oh, no, I forgot your drink.
That there's beverages into bar area in the observation building
will get you your beverage there.
Okay, but I'm, I'm, I'm starting to get a little upset.
Can't keep my funk on your, your criticism is noted.
I only say thanks to you. It's every news is everyone
here. Yeah.
One two. Yeah, for, yeah.
Martin Martin is one. Yes.
Me one right. Anna Square to, right.
Right Miss lupescu. Three.
You force, boom. One, two, three.
Four. I thought you the were a party
of 50 roll. Persuasion.
Do you think walls can Gaslight like Noah?
That was so believable. 1800 I guess numbers aren't really my
strong suit. I really, you know, like I
really feel fired up in like a Castaway.
Yeah. Martin, it's okay.
I understand, you're under a lot of pressure for this right now.
A lot of pressure. I don't hold it against you.
I just know you can do fast until intern fell off Purl, one?
No, that's unfortunate. Yeah, I just want you to get
your full name Martin. We can.
I want. There's once you get to your
full potential, I don't think you're fully maximizing this
right now. Favorite just in the other
building. Well, let's get to that, then,
please. Okay, way.
All right. Will and dr.
Dave. Nods at you as you all leaves
waves at vb1 and you will head to the observation room.
Do we pass by the other guard? Bad that out density?
No he actually exit towards where Japanese Wendell will be,
which means that Jeb and vendor, will have to deal with said
guard on their way back. Damn.
Okay, sorry, you all. And you all are brought to the
observation area as this little building that faces the launch
platform. And as you enter there are two
guards inside standing guard and Martin brings you in, there he
is. Debbie is says little Martin and
Martin please those of you who are here then Dellinger but not
here. No we are not.
That's wrong token, little old 5 foot 4 Martin Five, little six.
Little 411 Martin. Well, you starting to get short
with me. Oh, that's right.
I'm sorry. Anyway, here's the bar area in
the circle rumors where you will be observing space history.
The bars over here. Your apartment is me.
Oh, and he quickly runs behind the bar.
What can I do you for? Well I'll start with a champagne
first. You got it.
Pulls a bottle out and Pops it. Okay, great.
Well, I'm stepping on this anyone else?
I will switch question Martin. Where is everyone?
Oh, the other guests will be in
the in the in the other room. Yeah.
It's just if you want a beverage this like a theater.
We haven't seen like any of the other I know.
Yeah. Like it's kind of weird.
You've just taken us through like these bright lights when I
do not remember. Oh, okay.
I know. I remember that the invitation
didn't have a time. Exactly.
That's my fault. Yeah, no, I did.
I did Martin Martin, you can make better invitations.
Okay, by the way, Martin, once in a while, I'm having this
champagne, I'd also like to get some eggnog alcoholic, please.
You got it? Eggnog.
I know it's summertime but like, usually, this have eggnog in
summertime. No, you got it.
Thank you, Martin, you're the best.
I know you can do better. Welcome.
Okay, well there's you beverage City.
What else? Need anything.
I'll also take some champagne. You know.
Maybe I'm I'm in mosa, if you have some orange juice to go
with it since orange juice. Yeah, that's, that's a good
stuff. Okay, he go.
Thank you. One's a little simple, orange
juice, out of a little rippable packet, and it swells inside of
the champagne as he passes it to you.
There's glitter in it. How nice?
Anything else. Is no, thank you Martin.
Okay? Thank you for joining us.
Make your way to the observation room.
The launch will commence within the hour.
I will pound the rest of the champagne costs.
The flute behind my back all in the eggnog.
Well, look to Anna, give him the nod, nod, hit the music.
Ah, right, she nods back and and wakes and turns the turns the
boom box on and kick the door open.
The door opens to a room large circular room in this room are a
bunch of sofas with some people on them.
The other guests that got here before you including I owner.
You notice as retro steps in the collector sitting on one of the
servers. Hello, how are you?
No, this is DJ Qualls. Happy silly Martin you're such a
fucking idiot. Go get me a drink you piece of
shit. Shit.
Jesus Bradshaw. Oh it's lovely to see you
friends. I see or friend who have not met
you. Hi.
I'm the collector collector. I'm Anna.
Nice. Sure you are three of shit to
you. Next time I know latency.
I suppose we're here to watch the launch.
Oh, I'm definitely submitting. Get your asses over here.
I don't know what this means. I'm assuming they found space
suits. Now, I'm scared.
I would love for you to be a distraction.
Do you have a little blurb? They were, you know, providing a
distraction for us to get here. Very helpful, fellow.
Probably a get like a ShamWow or something for all this Blood,
huh, food? I get to peel the plastic off
the visor. I will let you know when we're
in the ship. I vote for punching the shit out
of them when they come in here. Jeb, you don't know how to fly a
spaceship shut the fuck up. I vote, we knock them out
afterwards space because again who here?
Knows how to fly a spaceship that seems incredibly dangerous
but that's what we have to do. Really like, Windows face,
begin, you know, I can't believe we're going to space.
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