Welcome listener to no latency a cyberpunk red, roleplay podcast,
season 2 starts here. Now that the crew have made a
name for themselves in night City.
They may find there's still work to do join our four players, I
owner the exec Jeb The Nomad retro the tech and for season to
a new edition joins the bar Vivi, the Medtech even with all
their victories over. Arisaka their problems have only
just begun night. City has been watching and the
crew are about to find themselves in a whole lot of
trouble. Shall We Begin?
On a hill near dusk. The crew stand in front of a
solemn man with a black book. We are gathered here today.
To bury Tire. A master assassin.
Who's last moments on this planet are apparently not as
pleasant as they could be? We are also here to commemorate
the loss of his two students, Anna.
And asked Asana. May their souls rest in peace.
It was there. Anything else you obeyed it?
Yeah, yeah, aah, hold on. Hey, Remy.
Listen, you've been you're like eight drinks in.
Just look me in the eyes and tell me you're not going to say
anything stupid. Of course, not Iona.
I'll be alright. Oh Christ, don't count my
drinks. It's just that matters.
I just want to say that Sano you were a prick from the first day
that I met you and you hated me just because the way that a lot
But over time you became more than just a jerk. but a friend
of me, To the end. And I'm glad to have always
become tolerable for you. So I'm believe you something so
that you always have somebody watching your back.
And I'm gonna pull out of my pocket, a little makeshift, Mama
Mallard lucky thing and put it it right, there was okay and
yeah my mouth will always be looking over here by And I did,
this is really good. Promise.
Is this like an open casket? What is?
No, no, no, you're standing around a casket.
That's now been lowered into the ground.
This is where you can throw dirt on top.
And there are two, yes headstones.
Next to that, as one for Kayo, as Hannah, on the left side on
the right? So, Jeb walks over to the hole.
Bye-bye sano's, headstone. And remember, the only person in
the ground is Kayo. The other two are just Memorial
because both Hannah and saunas. We never found Jeb opens up the
drum of his to Colt 45 s and empties the shells into the hole
and it kind of wipes a tear up. Do we really think Santa would
have wanted a priest here? I just came back upon my know
that student is working to restore service was beautiful,
but I'm not really talking to you.
I'm talking about you. I appreciate you being here, you
don't have to listen to me, he nods and just sort of looks away
and just kind of starts to read whatever book he's holding your
actually. Not sure.
I think you know personally I think that Santa was certainly
spiritual but something tells me who would have been against
organized religion. Oh I see.
It's okay. I'm really mad at you, you
promised. I am learning a lot from so no
he saved my life more than once and I was kind of a dick.
Yeah, at least they had our back.
Fuck, all three of you. You said you'd stay?
And that no walks away. They had towards a building in
the distance, are they okay vandals taking this really hard?
So please be gentle with them. Maybe I should go cheer him up.
I'm a bottle of sunshine right now.
Look I got it in my hand. They might appreciate a drink
actually. All right, let me come over and
talk to you a minute. You should sit down retro.
Give me that. When Dale grabs the bottle from
your hand, you're far too drunk to be able to resist this and
they throw it at the building and it smashes into a hundred
pieces. Okay you win?
I won't drink anymore down. That's literally just sit down
on the ground. Oh, when he'll continues walking
past the building and they go behind it.
My said, be gentle. I mean, I understand we all deal
with grief in our own ways, but I mean to be so violent like
that, it's such a, such a important time in the service.
I don't know. Is this the end of your service?
We thank you for your time. We don't need you anymore, but
does anyone need to do the dirt throwing thing before I do the
final /. Oh, I did my thing.
I'm good. Iona, we'll take a bottle out of
their bag. Pill bottle and pull out one.
Sedative pop it in your mouth. And throw the rest of the bottle
in the hole, probably, is this torture drug ashes to ashes, dr.
Duck, okay. Sounds good.
Yeah, it sounds good. Please don't forget to fill out
the body release form in the morgue.
I'm really sorry about that that's just night City.
Rules, take your time now, dr. Dave will be in there to help
you and these spiritual priest, like person who came with the
three headstones as a deal walks off to a car in the distance and
keeps we did get. We did quite get quite the deal
on the bundle of tombstones. Yeah, the know that it's
nondenominational. Holy man was a nice touch.
Actually, I think so I thought I would have been okay with that
because in otherwise would have been like it's a waste of time
but because it was part of the deal than I think it would be.
Okay. Yeah.
He hated coolest things in different We more annoyed that
we're doing this in the first place.
I rolled a 10 on, resist, torture drugs, the sedative
barely hits you, but you do feel better.
You get a plus one to reflux for the next hour.
Roll the 10, get some cool. Well, mmm-hmm.
All right, And the three of you. Spend some time over this hole.
That represents an old friend, meanwhile.
Inside the morgue purely by chance.
A deer. Acquaintance of yours is just
finishing up. Dear Miss Vivi, the night City.
Academy of medicine is happy to inform you that your current
quota of study credits has been completed due to a due to due to
large donation, large donation. Do to your record of one deaths,
your next year of study May, Now commence may or may not, I see
they crossed out may not your your internship at night city.
Morgue 13 must continue as per the syllabus field.
Study is now required for the next study period.
Find some people stick with them and if most of them don't die
you pass. Linda ncam.
Registrar admin note. You have friends in high places.
Send. Ping are thanks.
So things, loaded. It doesn't say how much I get.
It just says large donation. The donation was to the school
so that you could pass that year quicker and you needed to.
That was the thing. You asked paint.
That's the thing that's being offered you is like, I'll get
you. I'll get you all the credits.
You need for that first year. Excellent, the paperwork or
whatever. Finally went through.
Wow, I need to, I need to find pink, but you're also, you can
start doing field work immediately, yay.
And get credit for it. This is perfect.
So v v will you know as she's reading this on on her agent she
just kind of like does this little like jump up and down of
excitement? Like, yes, feel so good and she
will have outside. What are you?
What are you so excited about? Oh no boss dr.
Dave walks into the morgue. Well, he was so excited about
out to find some cool kit. Did you find some cool cybertek
on the bodies? No.
Oh, no. That we would take, that would
be bad. I.
Yeah, no definitely not look. Suspiciously to.
She looks suspiciously back at them.
No, I just I passed this. So This internship.
So, Oh yeah. All right and you still doing
the just used to work here, I've got a letter that you're not.
Well, I guess you, you won't be needing my services anymore,
right? We're done here, right?
Well I mean you do need to finish this state.
You're not just leaving. We've got four bodies in here.
I suppose I can yes I will still help with this.
I mean if you if you need to go outside for like a cigarette or
something, to celebrate your I was going to.
Yes that's fine. Yes well I mean I don't worry
about me. You can leave me alone with
these bodies in the Cyber attack that they have.
Yeah. He smiles at you with this
beaming smile. Yeah, I'll leave you to that
then yes. No, no, that's fine.
Yeah. No.
I'll just start. I mean, fuck it.
I'll do some welcome onboard III about that.
Sounds good. Great great.
You have a cigarette. Don't forget to wash your hands.
Of course, of course. I wash my hands by as you walk
outside. So VB as you come out to behind
the building near where the loading Bay, use some parking
spaces are sitting in one of the empty parking spaces on the
ground is a person. Crying, wearing a faded
biotechnical jacket. Did you I'm sorry for your loss.
Thank you. How did you know him?
He was my friend and he saved my life.
Oh wow. And then he broke his promise.
That's when he died. Oh I'm sorry.
I hate these things. I hate when I have to work it at
mork's. It's like it's so depressing and
see all the sad people and yeah. I'm I'm real.
Sorry, it's okay. I didn't think he was gonna die.
I ever should have seen him fight when he was drunk.
He said, Hey Randall. Listen, you got we got talk
about your. Oh, hold on.
Wait a minute, I Jeff. Yeah.
Hey you love you? Yeah.
How are you? I'm doing great.
Wow, it's so good to see you here.
Yeah, it's been like what? Four five.
Did did it? We mom makes a takes a way
that's what I was gonna say. Yeah, it's mmm.
I mean, if you're here, that means you also lost a person and
I'm so sorry friend. Oh, sorry.
We haven't met. I'm van Del I'm Vivi.
Nice to meet you at nice to this times.
Well yes, yes. I worked with Jeb and and Remy
and technically paying employed me.
Oh yes. Oh, so you do you have your
card? Still my card.
Yeah. Usually, when a job goes, well
pings gives you a card, it lets you unto the father doesn't
exist? Yes, yes.
Yes I do. I do still have that somewhere.
I have to find that. Oh, good.
Cause I lost mine like months ago, I'm gonna stick with these
guys. Every time we go in there, we
have to print you another one. I was gonna say just stranger is
always so high. Yeah, well that Butterfingers
hey well it's great that that we be able to catch up.
Um, if you don't mind, then they'll talk for a second.
Listen, look, Remy is well he's passed out and I just need to
he's a lot heavier than he looks.
So I thought if maybe if you could help me out and actually
hey You Thief right EV v v? Yeah.
Normally do you remember what we did together?
Like, I helped you rescue your riskier.
You love the my love. Oh my God.
Yeah, it's all I mean, I
remember earlier but now it's coming back more vividly.
Anyway, if you want to help me out, I think we just are going
to just load them right into the back of Vanna White.
Do you mind? Sure I have to help with the
bodies in there so I guess I can help with this one lad boot.
Super helpful. Thank you a lot.
And as you head to the front of the building, Iona, you're
standing over, Remy passed out on the from home.
I'm just waiting for Jeb to return with Wendell.
I'm just making sure every time I fly lands on him.
I just shoot away. Yeah.
I'll hang out and found some found.
Some help thought. Maybe if we can each grab one
appendage, we can kind of just throw.
I'm so sorry. I am not touching Remy.
He smells like he has not bathed I mean there's a is there a
bathroom inside baby? There is yes.
Okay, very cleanly and because we all have to sanitize a lot
before we do procedures and things, we could clean them up.
Or we can just try to try to lift them.
Jeb me. Yeah, I think we got it.
Yeah. All right.
You guys drag him inside. I own at this is a friend of
Jeb's. Hello, baby.
This is Iona. Hi.
Nice to meet you. Jesus, Vivian what?
Yes. Hello.
Do you work? Here, I'm interning here at the
morgue. That's great.
It's great to hear. Yes, yes, I'm a medical student.
And I am interning and I one day hope to work for trauma team.
So I'm just Working my way up there.
We work up a lotta to yes by biotechnical, right?
I once I tried to apply for an internship there and they
rejected me. So maybe you have an in Yeah,
yes, sorry I realized this is all very I just met you.
I'm sorry I just very eager and pain.
Gave them a card like one of the co.
Yeah. So they're like I am with you.
Yes. So you are you're actually a
part of this. You know exactly everything that
goes on here. Mostly.
Yes. Good.
That means that we don't have to lie to you.
Wonderful. Yes.
If you could pick up Remy and put him in the van, sure.
I should be able to help. We should we should sign the
paperwork last just and and maybe wake him up because I will
just, I mean Phoebe, you said there was a bathroom, can we
just yes, can we pour water on him?
Does that affect the the TV or something?
We could I mean I slapped him a few times.
He was out. Randy, doesn't breathe.
He'll be fine. Okay, cool.
So you drag retro inside in the lobby.
That's no one there. Why didn't you just grab a
gurney? I what?
Oh, you have to roll bodies around all the time here.
Don't you leave you? Yes, that's true.
Do you have an empty Gurney? I believe we do.
Yeah. Yeah, let me go get one.
All right, baby. You head through the building
through the hallway and into the back and the thing that really
strikes you Dave is nowhere in that room.
He was just here, you come into the room.
There's a there's a portable door Gurney against the wall.
You can just grab it and we learn.
It's a bit like a dolly. Yeah.
Will turn into a good. You can wheel it back in but
Dave's not in there, huh? Must be busy.
I guess. Really?
What they get anything of it. Okay, this is this is much
better. All right.
I'll tell you ready? Yep.
One two, three. And as you drop retro onto the
gurney, you hear your than you are from the bathroom.
This Don't worry about that. Lets does that normally happen
here? No, no, no.
Oh god. What the hell?
Where is, where is this coming from?
Where is this coming from? I don't know where the bathroom
is north of you. Vivi, you know where it is.
It's the door next to the desk. Okay, I think it's coming from
in here. I'm going to just like yeah I
guess vivi's a little nervous but she's gonna open the door.
I pulled my gun. Yep.
Mendel sees. You pull your gun and also pulls
their gun inside. You see Dave from behind and
he's fighting something off. And that's something like
crawling around his body. It's underneath this underneath
his clothing. There's something moving around
and you notice he's missing a hand.
Well, recently, no, no, he's always had cyber hands, but one
of them is disconnected. What the hell is that?
And he pulls his shirt up and out from inside of his shirt,
appears dismembered, have what That is moving on its own.
Oh, don't don't worry. We've dealt with possessed
cybertek before it hits hand, pumps up and grab drafts dr.
Dave by the neck and starts to try and kill him.
His face starts to go. Blue runs in pushes video over
to the side and goes and tries to just grab the hand.
It's taken out like throw program.
This thing rolling 17:26 you miss entirely the hand.
And swoops its stump away from your grass and pulls the down
one of his earlobes, ripping it off and now hit part of his ear
has been removed by the sharp nails on this hand.
Holy shit, who does something else?
You're going to be? Ok, he's going to be fine.
Okay, get Jeb. Take the hand out of here.
I'm trying things are slippery. Son of a bitch.
The shoot it. There's a man behind the hand.
Iona, I got this, then do pushes past jab and just pushes him
against the wall. Jeb seriously, you should be
better at this by pull out that big knife and they smack at the
hand. That's whoa.
First crit of the whole season has been down the back of the
sword gets caught into the back of the hand.
They stick it deep into, essentially, the risk mechanism
and flick it off. This guy smacking against the
side of one of the Stalls. It's Max with its Palm open,
slapping the door. Slides, down to the ground.
And then they'll attack. Actually, I'm going to say that
I own a shoots next. Right?
Because they were prepared for been dealt to do that.
Do it? Holy second crit.
Second crit. Iona you rolled a 22 which is a
lot. Um this is actually to 22 + 4.
That's + 8 + O God. How many points is that?
The 34 year old 34 on your first gun role of this email, don't
you go? Thinking, you're welcome and you
didn't roll two sixes, but you did cause a lot of damage, so
that's okay. You blow a hole through it.
Now, burst into pieces, one of the fingers fly somewhere else.
The pinky flies towards Doctor, Dave and he unfortunately finds
it flying his mouth. Oh my gosh.
Gross. Are you, are you?
All right? And I'll go up to a doctor,
Dave, and we'll just do it like a examination.
Make sure that he's okay. He's missing his left earlobe.
Not. Okay.
That's an obvious one. If you want to roll to see how
he is, you guess, let me roll. I just gotta find it relaxing.
Get which tab, it is one moment. 19, that's great.
He got a little few scratches on his neck as well.
His ear is going to need some grafting to replace.
It wouldn't need cybertek but he could get a cyber if you wanted
to and he is also now missing his left hand.
Holy crap, he does have an attachment to put a new hand on
it, but he's now got one. How did this thing?
Take your ear off? Yeah I just and I found on buddy
3 was better than my. I just thought I'd So this is
our life. It would seem that.
No, no me neither but I looked at Iona it seems like you have
though. Are you all?
Is this something that you all deal with regularly?
Oh, for shooting the thing, by the way, thank you very much.
Who are you? Every Tombstone is, I wouldn't
you just? We will probably have another
death to season. So, yes.
And take a tombstone, right? Well anytime I won't forget you
can we get that in writing? Maybe like a coupon or
something. Sure, we can do it.
Paperwork, in a minute. I'm missing a hand.
Grabs. Amanda Margaret?
Yeah, we're not getting this one back.
Well, not my original hand is in the morgue.
I could just go get it Quagmire. You can you said this thing?
Came from a body a dead body that's in your more?
Yes. Do you think maybe they're how
many of the bodies were there? There were four on their bodies?
You think we got a whole Night of the Living Dead situation?
Going on. Oh my God.
You think they have that? I'm just saying if I hand in it,
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I just normally works. I mean I have access to get in.
You didn't lock it when you left.
Yeah, this should work. And I like start to like try to
move the door-ward. See if they can open.
OH, Ivy Bree you got me lack adrenaline or you know, any any
And I've got a big fucking leg. Just I was just thinking that
maybe we could just okay, I have an air hypo jet reaching clear.
Wow, your cruise really cool. We do our best with that.
Like, in Medicare, they just poof this like piston leg out
here. Old free just to be 10, right?
8. Very good.
Yes, then Del kicks the door, open it flies, Open and all see
a leg, the door wasn't locked. It was just something in the way
and you see a fucking leg fly across the room and land in the
swivel chair. And it's just sitting in the
chair Bruce and clear motherfuckers and I end and Jabo
runs in and start scanning the room.
What the shit is going on? I'm gonna look at this.
This is not, this is not. First of all, that's not what I
signed up for. When I came here to work on
these bodies, second of all, what what is this leg?
And I'm going to like go over and look at it all perception.
18. Actually.
Yeah, as you get closer to the foot, you notice it.
Poof. Oh gosh.
It swivels slightly. And then bounces off the chair
and is headed towards your head. Oh, shit.
I'm gonna try to grab it if I can sure.
And hold it roll rolling, you rolled a 13 on brawling, but
they disembodied. He'd leg rolled a 19 and as
you're trying to hold it, this the heel of the shoe smacks you
in the face and you take our, you take two points of damage to
the head. You have head armor so as a med
tech technically I do but I don't wear it all the time.
So I in this moment I wouldn't be wearing it right.
Take two points of damage. Ow, ow and you can you have a
bruised cheek? Do you keep holding this foot or
do you let go of stuff? I really want to know more.
So I'm going to do my best to try to hold it.
I'm gonna. Okay.
Yeah. Um jet that foot is.
Moving on its own, be be be a 17.
You're holding this foot Beetle shoot.
It's a melee weapon, it gets to attack.
Twice 12, it's Max you again. You're fairly certain you just
got yourself a black eye but it only does one point of damage so
it's actually a cool black guy. Okay.
I only you get a message, Iona, I think the bottom pot for a
live come out. I will I will open my bag and
pull out some sniffing herbs smelling salts and I will take a
pain from my bag and I will pry open the CD drive of romy's face
and just pour them in there. What the fuck?
You are very full of drugs.
Roll resist, torture drugs and if you fail it, you're still
drunk. You're also on a gurney 9.
Excellent. Very good.
Yes, you do not fail that. So you are now.
Fairly sober. You're still a little drunk.
Yeah, no, I judge. Immediately jump up and raw
exactly off the coast. What the fuck is going on?
There are drunk. I put I put salt in you.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I can feel it and it's
granulated. Yes, I did.
Just get a message about disembodied, cybertek attacking
in another room so it might be time for us to go, you know?
Normally I would think that you're trying to play a joke But
running with the screw, you think that I'm joking.
No because I know it's you. So all right up let's go.
And you drag retro and as you Retro Retro are my
own as you enter into the room, you can see V fighting with a
foot in their hand, it is true. Going to hit them in the face.
And Jeb is standing there with his gun about to shoot this this
foot. But stay on, as you walk into
the room, you hear the bag, the body bags in this room Russell
and they burst open and a bunch of disembodied cyber falls.
Out of the bodies. Roll for initiative and do
Avondale is going to do the same thing as before and take a Sword
to the foot that we're he's holding. 16.
Nice. 22. Oh my gosh.
They very dexterous hand foot foot.
It's like, George has the knife, swipe, but it doesn't matter.
Weapon, and then Del has a second attack.
Does it again but better that's not better, do it again but
good. Hmm.
Okay, the foot not being able to see very well because it doesn't
have eyes, you know, senses doesn't see the backswing.
I've been dealt short. Sword Cuts right into the ankle
of it as it frees from the baby's hand is now stuck to the
end of end Elsword and they throw it across the room.
Flicking it off. The end of the sword flies
across the room and hits the door at the other end and lands
on the ground. It takes a decent amount of
damage. It takes how much from The Sword
14:14 and then from hitting the wall 5 damage which is exactly
at HP and it first did too, it is mostly mechanical this.
All of the appendages that are in here that are suddenly
animating on their own. They're all cybertek implants.
Hey, hey, Remy. You think maybe these things are
infected by some sort of cyber virus something and if so, are
you at all concerned about Contracting the virus?
Well, you know, I'm not worried about getting CTV, but I don't
think it's gonna be. That you've been watching way
too many movies, Jeff. This is such thing as zombies.
All right, fair enough. T-Pain, blasting ideas should
the same like, no, adverse body fuel pipe thing again.
I hold on, that's true. Those were straight-up zombies
weren't, but they prefer to be called biters.
Zombies is a trademark? She, yeah, and not zombies.
I forgot George Romero. Trademark that years ago.
He's my bonus action to check the ppb's.
Okay, Vivi is a little stunned. It.
She's okay and she just kind of nods.
You have a cool back I now, yeah, I guess this could be
cool. Also, there's a bunch of
cybertek that's alive. Should you do something about
it? Yeah, kill it all.
I've never seen anything like this before.
Maybe we should chop chop and ask questions later.
Yeah, I'm great. I see what you did there or some
of us are going to buying buying but yeah you do.
He's like, baby. It's your turn.
Why don't you? Tell the audience your fun with
my weapons? I have a pistol but I also have
a baseball bat. Yeah, you have a really cool
place I do. It's just baseball bat in all
caps with an exclamation point. That's what as a matter of fact,
you know what, I'm gonna take that baseball bat Vivi just runs
up to this hand and she's gonna try Try to swing at it, let's go
Harley Quinn energy. Yes, eat 12.
You take your second hit with your baseball bat you hear the
edge of the metal of the baseball bat, just slide against
the ground and you golf slap this hand across the front of it
causing 8 damage in total. It's a pretty big hit.
The hand flies and hits a locker.
You here, the lockers that shudder as the hand slides down
it the locker itself causes Bullshit, that's a high number.
There was a the corner of the door was turned out, its kind of
sharp and it sticks into it causing eight more damage and it
loses a finger falls to the ground and it now can't move
around is easily sweet. Is that how you finish your turn
or do you move somewhere else? I We'll stay here, actually.
I'll just kind of Be by this by this body here.
Yeah, you're gonna hang out near one of the bodies together and
that's why turn the third foot. That was that doesn't have a
pair that hand attacked dr. Dave earlier who is caring in
the bathroom? He assumed it heads towards I
should have checked on him before we left.
He'll be fine. He's a doc.
Did you take care of yourself? Right, take care of himself it.
Heads towards event Dell and tries to attack, then Del easily
sidesteps it with another crit. I might have with another crit.
Holy shit getting a 19. 21 on evasion.
That's very good. Well done.
Then tell the leg tries to attack again.
Rolling a 13 Mendel meats and it hits vend l-410 damage. because
when you meet the attacker wins, Hell, fuck Ashley that things
may seem metal shit. They can play it blades there on
that. Third foot is now hanging out
the fourth hand, heads towards Vivi, and tries to attack also
24. How can you avoid that?
Let's see. No attempt to avoid it and it
slaps you. Oh, Right across the face.
As I get another black guy know it just it just is a slap and
you take two points of damage. I'm it then tries to punch you
in the shin meet 1714, his punches.
You in the shin 48 damage. The other hand jumps across and
unfortunately you are the nearest Target is true and set
my attacks. You again well seven Rock beat
17. Oh my goodness. 15.
It also slaps. You Maybe it also slaps, you
causing to damage that is not protected by armor then tries to
attack you again. Beat 22 Asian, what Dane and it
hits you 49 damage to your armor.
That's a place that does. Yeah.
The second foot feeling that there's been a lot of male
happen, there's a compartment in this foot, the foot sits down
onto the body that it came from a compartment, opens and out.
Coughs a pop-up heavy SMG which it points at retro.
Yep. And it shoots you we and it hits
because it rots 24 me for some 3D six.
This fucking little gun popping out.
This just fucking shit of this thing is just it is however, a
rate of fire of one and now it's sitting on top of one of the
bodies in the corner of the room as sort of a turret.
It's done. Hey boss, pause GM.
Yeah it got double sixes on that attack.
Yeah but it's also a foot. Okay let's try to be fair but
it's also a foot huh? Iona has a dead shot to one of
the hands and is going to take it so that it is beautiful 27 to
hit. Yeah you hit.
I made that to it. Be causing 13 damage.
And this is the hand that was missing a finger already, but it
goes straight through the middle and you swear you can just see a
full burnable hole through the palm of the hand.
Is it sort of Falls over and kind of loses its ability to do
anything. See it's not too old P against
regular sized enemies because it doesn't do a lot of damage.
It just always hits 46 is a shit ton of damage if you really have
to remember Jade rolls badly, I do.
Except for today. So this one you can't miss.
No, no, you misunderstand. They caught mess.
They can only shoot once but look, they rolled two threes or
one and a five. It's to mitigate Jade's luck.
They are not very good less you Jake but just like me.
You have terrible. Nice glow rollers club.
Hmm. Is that all you?
Do you have a bonus action? My bonus action is to step back
out through the doorway and leave us all.
I'm just Texting myself. I'm actually going to have you
step out through the doorway, hit on my half Shield.
It, don't forget to turn on your Shield.
Oh shit. Oh shit, I to my hand.
You didn't say that to the GM. So, so, you're fucked.
All right, the first hand is dead.
So it's dead. All right.
Well, you've done it. You've now Kilt to parents to to
go to Hampton a foot. Okay?
I will open up my backpack and pull out my assault rifles,
flash, grenade launcher. I will use part of my movement
to run over to Vivi, using my bonus action to crab, BB by the
back of their collar, and then use the rest of my motion to
rush. Jump back, firing off my grenade
launcher here, trying to blow up the hands here and that foot, if
it's in the radius and this other foot here on the very far
end. Excellent.
We're all for it will do. Let's see here.
Let's first 122 the second one and twenty seven.
So the first hit with your grenade launcher, hits, three of
these, disembodied pieces of Seibert the foot that was acting
like a gun turret gets blown to Smithereens because you rolled
more than its basic. The two hands also get blown
apart fits their side, slide to sort of covers you in this sort
of gross, oily malaise of stuff and you feel sticky.
The both of you because you were pretty close.
You did not hit the foot in the corner, but you did get VB out
of trouble. And you did destroy three of
these limbs Should I bother fingers crossed?
The fourth foot gets on its side on the other body out, pops up a
heavy SMG and it aims at retro rolling a 19, it hits you for 11
damage, but you did say, your Shield was on, so it fizzes into
your Shield. I Juiced it.
Qhp of that is Step. You can thank Iona for that.
You can. Thank you.
You're welcome, bang, bang motherfuckers, a foot.
You missed. Just you just hear that to
cocking that. The two hammers of the Colt 45
s, just cock back and then this one, the first one, you wrote
24, you hit the seven pieces of the second.
One, hits beautifully, bullet goes down the barrel of the SMG,
and it splits open like a banana.
The whole foot goes with it. Inverting into a horror.
MSU almost hear it, scream and it squirts.
It's hydraulic liquid all over the other wall and the body bag
combat is over. Well, that was not what I had
planned for the rest of the night.
I was going to help on that. Oh no.
Yeah, I know everyone. You know, I think I know what's
happening. What do you mean?
It's Halloween. Gosh.
See it. Next up on Nolan's.
Who schedule the sano's funeral on Halloween, dr.
Dave, are you fucking with the lights?
Can we just all process this for a second?
Well, where are the bodies from? The only real record that I have
is some person named dr. Sawtooth worked on them.
So I'll do, you know, I trust with my life but still kind of
come strange fellow. Hey is your other hand also.
Cybertek, you have to understand.
These bodies are cursed. There's a virus in them.
You might be wondering what an engram is.
So should we go to, your, your Ripper duck friend, or whatever
your doctor And that does seem where the breadcrumbs are lying
to Sawtooth. Are you in the lab?
Well, that didn't sound good. What the hell?
Not everything I do is worthless.
Okay, that was a very good quick jab.
I should have got one of those brain thingies on it.
Yeah. A little that will somebody take
care of that hand. We can go home please and by
home. I mean, actually, I forgot that
we were here to talk Solitude so we should probably do that
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