Last time on no latency. We got to find tuna.
Where is he? Yeah, I guess he just went right
on in. Everybody's gone, right?
It's. A bit morbid, but that's the
case. I will keep that in mind.
Thanks Tuna. We should.
Get in the van and go to the side.
I'm driving. That's copilot stuff.
What do I feel Remember? What do I still gaslight me?
And like anything old gaslight, it definitely takes us 15
minutes just to get to a door. Oh no, Bang Bang jab.
No bang. Bang, we're gonna get whipped.
Whipped. Yes, when you put it that way.
That's a lot of damage. I'm in.
Problem solved, mission accomplished and.
Jeb, did you just shoot? Who shot in here?
We. Thought we had a rule.
Anyway, what are we doing here? Strange.
Usually our security is a little tighter than that.
Do we? Recognize the voice.
Steve 0 as your creations forget to breathe.
I hang up. Answer me.
Why'd you do that? I panicked.
Can you still like trace it? Potentially, but it's going to.
It's just going to make it more hard.
I could have tracked the IP code on that.
Well, that's what that's what I'm thinking.
There's probably message exchanges or emails.
Couldn't you like find the IP from that and the locate
triangulate the location? I mean, you've already got a lot
of the data, couldn't you use that too?
Yeah, I'm, I'm with you on that. I just from what I heard when we
were walking in was that they were trying to take some kind of
compound and I wanted to know what it was they're trying to
take well. I We.
Would have been able to have more information.
Well, if you put two and two together, they're using body
fuel skin, that's probably they need more of that compound and.
This is the way they. Conceived.
Yes, we we also need it. So we we should.
We, we should. Oh yes, OK, yes, stealing is
probably the best point here. So nobody knows that I took it.
I I wouldn't know. I I don't steal anything from
Biotechnica. I love stealing.
It's, it's kind of like one of the best things.
It's one of the things I'm good at.
That and racing. Yeah.
That and racing and I'm making friends for life, am I right?
And I. You are right.
Stick out of hand to Vandel. So with all the information that
you've gathered retro, you've got the three different signals
from these three different receivers and the extra data
from this tile on the lap of this inanimate Zeve.
You rolled a 26. And I'm going to tell you right
now, this triangulation check is a high DV.
It's a DV of 18. But we did decide here in the
little House of GM that there is 4 different outcomes to this
choice. Oh.
Yeah. And as you click into this
signal, you actually hear a little bit of the signal over
your radio in that static with your with your 26, which I'm
going to consider a crit success, even though it isn't
actually a crit. You can hear, you can hear Steve
0 complain. They know.
That we're coming. Well, now.
Now they know that I'm. I know.
That they're, they're going. To come here, maybe it'll just
be a matter of time before they find out so you keep an eye on
the ping signal. God.
All right, it's time. It's gonna be OK, all.
Right, so. Make sure you activate all the
traps and don't forget the poison dart lot 1 like you did
last time. What do you mean it's broken?
If you want to, if you want to have insight on anything that
was just said, please roll human perception.
Otherwise, deduce yourself. Wow.
Was it on loudspeaker? Yes, it was.
Oh, no, Yeah. I mean, yeah, it came out of my
face. Of course it's on loudspeaker.
I have a question. Yes.
Because all tiles have cameras and Remy Rolda current success,
is it possible that it was also access to the camera and it
played on his face? On Retro's face.
Yeah, like, like, like the your CIA agent that's assigned to
watch your your phone. Yeah, they didn't put the
privacy cover over the camera for it.
All right, well. Yeah, because, because Remy's
receiving it in their head, right?
Yes, unfortunately I just rolled A9 very, very high, and so that
means all you really get is an upshot of Steve Zero's chin and
a ceiling. But the ceiling is made of green
shipping container material. The other thing that you get
with this signal, by the way, is the location of where the signal
is coming from. You're all 26.
Of course, you know where that is.
It's in North Knight City, on the outskirts of the corporate
district. Yeah, yeah.
So we got quite a bit of good information on that bit then.
Iona, as you look at the video, you also notice a pimple.
Oh, that's it's, It's postulating.
What? What's postulating?
Oh just T 0 is needs a face wash.
I can understand, kind of. There was a time when my face
just broke out all over. I was young.
So this I was young. To be young.
This Steve 0 What's what's his deal?
Oh. Phoebe you don't know anything
about this. Phoebe.
So do you remember the the gold guys that were running around
ruining everything? Yes.
The Steeves. The the Steeves, yes.
So they they were clones. I don't know if you know that.
I assumed they were all copies of somebody named Steve.
Well, this is the original, the OG that's.
The Ogi thought like he was dead or something.
He was imprisoned. By us.
And we may or may not have let him out on accident, kind of.
We did not let. Him out, we forgot.
Let him out, we just forgot. Which is.
OK, yeah, we made a mistake and we we grow and we learn.
And everybody makes mistakes. I didn't realize it was like Pat
Rawls. But also we we had a button that
made his legs go all floppy, but it's not working anymore.
It was very funny. No, it was fun.
That was fun, I will admit. So what's our goal with this
Steve Zero? He is faux.
We do not want to. He is foe, that's for sure.
He's foe. I'm not sure why we even kept in
to begin with. I think that was kind of early
in our careers and we kind of thought that maybe we could keep
him as a pet or something. Not exactly sure whose idea that
was. You were supposed to feed him,
Jeff. It was because he was an expert
on clones and we needed his advice.
No. Well, yeah, remember, because we
need to. Because of you know that our
friend who had. Some some clone business.
Issues. Yes, some business with clones
and so we, we we cause Sawtooth used to work with them.
So they worked together to to to work out more things about
clones. Right.
Yeah. But but he's kind of served his
purpose by this point, so we could probably dispose of him.
I think so. That's kind of what I'm saying
is that there is no reason at all to keep him around any
longer than he already has. So we're going to demonetize
them then? That's correct.
Yeah. I think that's completely fair
to do at this point. Hope for a callback.
That's A Season 1 callback and a half.
I haven't barely said that anymore.
I try to. I try to sprinkle it in every
once in a while. Like on copies?
If you like on cupcakes. Especially when you eat the
whole wrapper, it's really something else.
When you eat the whole thing, you know the The best part is if
you take the top of the cupcake where the icing is, flip it,
tear it in half, flip it upside down so it becomes a sandwich
and. Then you just put the.
Whole thing in your mouth. The whole.
Like wrapper and all. Yes, did.
You just did. You just teach me how to make a
cupcake sandwich. Yes, they did.
It was something my grandma used to do.
She also ate the wrapper. I think that's probably where I
got it. I mean, it is very fabrous, so
it's not the worst thing. It's it's also good luck if you
eat the whole thing. If you if you you only get one
cupcake. That was the rule.
So you better make the most of it is.
That how you make your luck get up.
I just use a long rest. It's a long, long rest.
Well, as we debate about cupcakes making our way back to
the making our. Way.
Downtown. Vanna White I'm assuming we also
got what we needed from here. No, I can't pick it up because I
I need plausible deniability. So if one of you could do it.
This tank over here please Retro.
Fine. I'll go over to do it.
Jeff can't. Jeff can't grab it because he
might drink it. That's true.
It's happening. Against me, you, you, you both,
actually all three of you are my witnesses.
I have not stolen anything. That's fine, but but you're
probably going to have to hold that against you because it's
really heavy. And so it's going to.
Yeah, that's right. Yeah.
Do the shuffle. That's good.
Get careful in the stairs. Retro.
Careful, Careful. Stop.
Stop pointing out. Don't.
Double step with the only canister of Bobby body feel
skin. Holy.
Crap. Do you need help retro?
No, I need you all to pivot yourselves out of the room and
let me do this. Oh yeah, easy.
I get it. Yeah.
Because we're mates. Because we're an accent from
that show, mates. Mates polycule.
It's super weird anyway. I mean, yeah.
Where are we going? Retro No one is helping you with
this canister and you've dragged it out to the car.
Now put it inside. I hi offered.
Well, you need to have plausible deniability like other people
do. I see.
That's all right. You're all going to get yours
later. That's that's for fair.
All right, we got this thing. I know we should remember to
call for clean up. Oh, shoot.
Oh, so right. Should we, should I just do that
now? Yeah.
Yeah, just just, you know, call. You can do it via text.
We don't have to do like a an NPC bit or anything.
Just roll for bureaucracy. But what if I wanted to do it?
You can if you want, I don't mind.
No, it's OK. I don't want to.
I actually don't want. I really don't want thank.
You you called me on my bluff DM.
I actually really don't. Want to do?
It I've already spoken to the receptionist from Ghostbusters
once this month, I don't need to do it again. 21 Yes, you get a
text message confirming that the location cleanup has been
registered. You gained points for clean,
working at work clean, and then of course the cleaning itself
was charged to your account and it cost 240 eddies.
It also places me here. I did not even think about that.
So I dragged this out for nothing.
High enough that although you do have to pay once the payment
goes through, you will not be listed as the person who called
it in since the line is anonymous.
But you still have to pay because you rolled over 21.
I will give you that. Yeah, you don't have like dark
money accounts. Offshore accounts.
Not that you know of. No, we don't.
Everyone get in the van. I say it.
Was very SUS. Yeah, it's not SUS, baby.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I really like your costume. Did somebody say that they were
talking to a receptionist? It looked just like Annie Potts
because I would be very interested.
No, it was. It was.
I'm not sure who any parts is, if I'm be straightforward with
you. Yeah, you wouldn't.
She'd probably just ghost you anyway.
Let's go away. Not sure what that means.
It's a. Ghostbusters joke, Jeb.
That's why that's funny. Oh, I still don't get.
It it's OK, we shouldn't really cross the streams anyway.
Rummy if you could copilot for Jeb and put in the coordinates
that he needs to go to since he can't do it himself.
Oh, OK, I'll all right. I'm going to put it on Jeff mode
and just really and big in the screen and put it in Comic Sans
and just like follow the line. Follow the line.
See, that's the thing they don't, they don't tell you is
that you can be great at driving and be terrible with directions.
Actually, I I've also input like a little Vanna white with Jeb
sticking out. So every time that Jeb makes a,
a, a proper turn, you get to, they get to see a little Jeb go,
yeah. That's adorable. 28 basic tech
Yes you set up this projection sat NAV in Vanna white.
That's way better than the regular 1 giving giving Jeb a +
1 to his driving check if he wants to arrive to this compound
silently. I suppose that I do.
We we definitely do because when I overheard the doc, they were
saying that that we were coming and coming and coming and coming
and I don't want them to know what.
What? Did they say what is OK?
That's a 20, which is a 25. Yes, you arrive outside of the
Zeve base. Zeve Base.
The Zeve base you've. Come in silent.
It is a collection of shipping containers that have been welded
and stacked together. It almost feels like Zeve
created this to try and hold you back for as long as possible,
but you're standing outside the front of it and there's a door
and that's it. OK, first, Jeb, don't touch the
door. Also, we know there are traps
because Iona found that out. Yeah, that was that was.
Thanks, Vidal. Yes, very good.
You. I'm glad you were paying
attention to the video. Do you remember which traps they
were? Vendel.
All I heard was that the poison trap doesn't work well.
They were trying. To get to fix.
They might. Yeah, they might have gotten it
fixed by now. Poison darts, I think.
Poison darts, OK. Phoebe, do you have anything for
poisoning? I do have an antidote, yes, but.
That's good. I have one.
Better than none. I also have ginger.
I also have ginger ale so if gisner.
L. Yeah, I have Gisner L, So if any
of us get upset timings from it, we we could we'll be OK with
that. Or, or if we get a, you know,
just a thirst for a delicious drink.
It is very delicious. Jeb is right, yeah.
Also true. All right, so how are we doing
this? Reaching clear, I believe no.
I was going to say usual reaching clear the huge, the
huge. I don't think Dell thing is
necessary here. Oh, you don't.
Oh, no. Because they know that we're
they, they, like they said, they knew.
They know that we're coming. And now we've came.
We're here. We're all, if you think about
it, we all came together. Yes, as one.
Vivi, What's so funny? Vivi's just.
Like giggling like. Vivi, have you ever Have you
never? Have you never come?
No, no, Vivi's come over plenty of times.
Yeah, she's. I feel like I feel like both me
and Vivi have come together plenty of.
Time. I really feel like, I really
feel like your costume's incredibly becoming.
Please stop. That's what they said, Phoebe.
'S done. Like personally, I think it's
important that whoever you're with.
Phoebe, hold on. I got to.
I'm going to do a first aid check.
Are you OK? I feel like you've kind of been
like affected by something because you are laughing way too
much. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
OK, Stop everybody. Stop making me laugh.
Just come over here. Yeah, come on, people.
God, please, we're going to break our cover.
OK, OK, OK. Come on.
Baby, you're an adult. Do we?
Do we knock? And then just when they come
down to the door, you know, do the thing.
Yeah, just just bust on in there.
Yes, this is your specialty. I'm.
I'm waiting for your direction, Jeb.
Nothing. I'm ready.
I'm ready when you are. I'm ready to pull the.
Trigger. Yeah, lead.
Go ahead, lead. OK, All right.
I mean, usually I like it when the people I'm with come first,
but I guess I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll go, I'll go in.
We're right behind you, Jeff. We're coming right after.
You Bridge and Blair. Jeff, you launch into a room,
thrusting yourself in there. You step down the stairs and
there is a Zeve on the other side of the room just looking
at. You well, Dan, do we, do we even
bother shooting these guys or do we just try to find the
transceiver firstly? I think we just go right for the
transceiver. I think you're right.
Let's get it. And I run in.
I can't run very far, but I get about halfway through the room.
And Jeb. No, no, Jeb, I need you to roll
evasion, because as you get about halfway through the room,
the floor opens up. Oh.
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around the table. So you need to roll high because
you said you went to the the you went, you went to this position
here. Yeah, you're in the trap.
Your momentum is forward. So you need to make a 20 foot
gap. Oh shit, I is there.
Is there coyote time for a moment?
Do you have mirthful Leap? Unfortunately, no.
Athletics evasion, whatever you want.
There it is, shit. Woof mate, woof.
Oh. Jeb.
Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, I've I've I've got some sad news for you.
The DV for avoiding the strap was 21 and you rolled an 18.
You fall in this pit into the darkness and at the very bottom
of the pit. The darkness.
As you land on something soft and gross, there are two red
headed boomer thieves in this pit with you, and the one right
next to you looks at you, smiles a little bit, and begins to
tick. You don't have long.
You're standing right next to one of the most explosive
enemies you've seen for any Halloween ever.
Watch out Jamie. He's coming right for you,
Jamie. Be careful.
Don't worry, I'm going to. I'm going to take out my, my
bladed, my, my fucking my car, taking up my combat shovel and
I'm slicing his head off and then I'm going to try to throw
the head up to you guys. So just be aware it's coming.
You have a grappling hook, OK. Yeah, but I forgot about that.
I yelled it. Well, I didn't hear that.
Shovel, yes, 22 but not a crit so you don't manage to get the
head above the pit, instead it falls over to the other side of
the pit. Yeah, Oh geez.
Separating. From the body, but you did not
separate the head from the aerial and it explodes.
I have to roll this loading. Double explosion all the way
across the sky. Wow, you really popped that 10.
All that's bad, All that's bad. Oh, Oh no.
Oh, that's that's a that's a crit 18.
And when they roll an 18, it means that they do two rings of
explosion around them, not one. Jeb, you have an evasion.
You have a place to go. There is space in this pit for
you not to get hurt, but in order to do that, you have to
roll an evasion that beats an 18.
I recommend using Luck well. I've I've too, but also come on
jabs. Luck.
Otherwise you will take. You will die. 66 damage Oh.
Fuck 6. I can survive that.
That's no problem. That's.
But also I'm gonna use two. I'm gonna use two.
Luck.
Don't you worry about it. Don't you worry about it.
How did that stay so I can this? Oh fuck.
Do it hit? Me.
You won't, Jeb. You won't Jeb.
You have an inspiration. I gave it to you last week.
Yeah, that's right. Just pointing that you won't.
You're going to use your inspiration here.
I know you are. Yeah, I'm going to use my
inspiration here. But that is start telling.
The story right now? Oh.
My God, Oh my God, that's another great fail Jeb.
You get hit with 21 damage, which in total is 10 damage,
singing your your armour, ablating it by three in the
process and you have taken a hit.
It flings you to the corner of this pit, and the two boomers
Eves in this pit with you die in an explosion in the corner.
That wasn't even 1/4 of my health.
I'm fine. But it was a very big chunk of
your armor that was like 3 rounds of wear and tear.
Yeah, all I'm saying is that you can hit me harder.
Come on. And you're lucky.
You're lucky that first one threw you over because the other
one crit rolled a crit success on their explosion.
But they're further away from you, so that explosion doesn't
come near you. It just singes you as you smell
the bodies beneath you slightly crisp and get crisper with the
fire that cascades open. That one also was an exploding
dice too. It doesn't matter though, he's
nowhere near it, and you're now sitting in the pit, covered in
in in flicks of blood and singed piece of armor, and there's a
little bit of quietness in the bottom of the pit as everyone
steps into the room to look down upon you.
Jeb Oh, are you? Are you all right?
No. All right, OK, We're we're
coming. We're coming.
Don't move. Don't move too much.
Oh, Jeb. Oh man, this is going to be a
rough one to patch up. Yeah, someone throw down a rope
or something. Aren't you OK to come up by
yourself? Do you need help?
Should we put you on a stretcher?
How bad? Hold on, hold on.
Do you guys? You guys must have forgot that I
had AI have a graveling hood. We forgot just kind of stand
just to make sure that it, you know, latches on to the to the
lip of the this hole. Yeah.
You have to roll for it now. It doesn't like to be.
Oh, oh, OK. Because you roll, it rolls your
handgun skill. Handgun skill Great that I like.
Yeah, 27, where was that earlier?
Yeah, you get out the pit, but you are still on the wrong side
of the pit along with everyone else.
On the other side is a Zeve that seemingly is not paying
attention to you. He is looking at the wall and
you're just in the first room of this Zeve base with a singed
Jeb. Oh my gosh, Jeb.
You. This is going to take a while to
patch up. Jeff got really singed down
there. Yeah, you really?
You really? Popped off that that's what he
gets for coming first. Yeah, man, I I exploded a little
early down there. I'm sorry about that.
Could we push the other Zeve into the pit?
That's a good. Idea to do that?
Yeah, I'll just take, I'll just fire off my grappling hand and
just pull them into the. Pit.
That's fabulous, yeah. That's a great.
Idea That's really fun. I like that a lot. 31 yeah.
You snatch him and he gets he gets thrown into the pit.
So now all of the enemies in this room have been dealt with
and they are in the pit below you.
The pit is still open though you can see him on the ground trying
to get up. I think I'll just walk around
these obviously outlined edges. In order.
To. Do that.
If you want to do that, you still have to roll up athletics.
You could try and close the the floor, but to get around the
sides, although it looks like a full square, I just did that for
movement. That is, you have to, you have
to roll athletics together around the side.
It's not difficult, but if you're all badly, you will fall.
I don't know where the where the mechanism is to turn it on or
off. You could roll perception and
try and work it out. Yeah, but I'm high.
When, when has that ever stopped Retro from looking around and
and figuring it out? Also, when is that ever not the
case? I just wanted to say yeah, but
I'm high. Well, it's your job, retro.
Figure out the tech stuff. That's the thing that you do.
Fine. You roll A-17 and you see a
computer console on the other side of the room that has a wire
that runs along the ceiling towards the pit trap.
It is the controller for it. OK, so that means that I am
gonna have to get across to do that.
OK, before I do, is anybody else good with computers and also
probably have a better sense of centre of gravity than retro
does? I should do a wall run with my
sweet feet. That won't go bad.
That that's kind of cool, but yeah.
It's a little. Dangerous.
Pretty sweet. Is that a no?
Well, I. Mean the the the boomers are
dead, so we don't have to worry about that.
Yeah, I could fucking. Just fall into.
If they do, they'll just fall back into the fleshy pit below.
True, no Vendel, I think you could wall run.
Let's do it. OK, I've got enough space in
here. 15 feet's enough to get a run up right?
Yes, I would say. So let's see what what would be.
Let me just look at your sheet real fast Vendel.
Skate fast, turn left. Skate.
Fast turn left. Skate fast, turn left.
Well, since you are emulating roller Derby, let's roll
brawling. OK.
So move fast, move heavy. That's what they say.
I'm pretending yes 16.
You know, I don't know roller Derby.
Oh, nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I rolled A2, so that's great. Yes.
Mendel presses up against the back wall of this room, right
where you entered, pushes off the ground three or four times
with really good angles and rolling A-16 skates across the
side of the wall. As the skates run up and down
these tiny ridges on the shipping container, Go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go, go, go gets the other side lands and even.
Does just a little. Grind on the lowest step that
leads into the next area, stopping shy with a little bit
of a spark on the ground next to the computer.
Do you know what that's called? The little bumps in the side of
a shipping container. No.
It's. It's corrugated metal.
Corrugated metal? More like cool looking ramp for
Vendel. Wow, that will actually, I feel
like that played. I feel like that played.
Really I'm. Probably terrible.
At that, at first I was like, I don't know how they're going to
get through this one. And then, yeah, you really
brought it home. Well, you really did.
Well, I mean, Retro's already pointed out the computer.
So if I just push this button that says close pit, that's.
Yeah, that's part of the path. Oh.
Awesome. That works, yeah.
Good job. Good job, Vendel.
I got a leg over that. I see what you did there.
It's all right, everybody. Let's leave that Zeb trapped in
a pit forever. Oh.
It it won't be alive for very
long. That's true.
I mean, they're also not people, right?
And haven't we decided? That I don't know, Deb.
We had a long conversation about that before our clones people.
The world may never know anyway. This conversation continues as
Vivi and Iona step into the next room.
All. Right, this room probably also
booby trapped. Wrong perception.
I mean, looking at the floor of this like an indent, I could
percept that you're right. Let me just take that back.
No, no, you're allowed to. You can say what you see.
That's that's that's passive perception.
But if you want to know more about it, you roll for.
It great. Yeah, I can.
I can see there's a a depression here in the floor which I assume
is another. Booby trap, Phoebe, you rolled
18. Now what's funny is is you're
the medical professional so you recognize this easier than
everyone else. Everyone else would have a
higher DV in this room, but you realize that these walls are
covered with modified syringe injectors for a poison dart
trap. Modified syringe.
So it would fire syringes through the room that are poison
darts. Yeah, this is this is just a
nothing but poison darts. We take one wrong step, we're
going to get darts flung at us from every which way.
Oh man, wait. Wasn't this the one that said
that wasn't working? Well, who could be?
They fixed it. Do you want to test it?
Because I would say not to I'm. Not fast enough.
What if he'd throw something in there?
Jab. Jeb hobbles.
In. From behind you.
I don't really have much. Oh, we're not.
We we're not. He's not looking good.
Sacrificing Jeb. I'm not.
No, it's no, I've prefaced Jeb. Jeb's obviously the fastest one
of us here. We said.
Sloane in That's messed up. Well, you know, no, no,
Absolutely no. I didn't say that.
No, because I if we do send Sloane in, Sloane can fly.
It's the line of syringes is. How far is that from the top of
the from the seal? There are three parallel to each
other, sort of high, mid and low for every like 5 to 10 feet.
Vandell. Yes.
Vandell, do you still have those?
I can't remember if they were knives or shuriken that I bought
you a while back. Yeah.
Could you use those? And we, because this is a this
is a, a metal container, right? You climb up the wall and then
since it has a Ridge ceiling, you use that and you crawl along
the top. That way you have you can use it
to bounce your feet off of and then you could just crawl over
the top like that so you don't set anything up.
It looks like across the way there's another computer that
probably controls this or whatever is next or.
I mean, I mean that makes sense. You want to have a computer to
in case the trap doesn't work properly so you can troubleshoot
it. It's not like someone would just
leave a an easy way to turn a trap off right off the bat.
You know what kind of mad crazy scientists would do that?
So totally. So I'm, I'm, I'm going to dash
through the room. Is that what you're saying?
No, you're going to crawl over the top, use the knives to stab
into the ceiling, and then since it's a Ridge ceiling, you can
put your feet on there and use that to push yourself forward.
And give it a shot. That sounds really hard.
That reminds. Me.
What about if you like super jump?
Oh yeah, that's right. I'd only make it what, 5
squares? 12345 What if you get a running
start from the other room on your skate that.
Would be a really high demon, I think.
I think I'm I'm, I'm I'm. It sounds I'm going to have to.
Legendary. It sounds legendary.
I'm going to have to be like a what is that, a 21?
Pretty legendary. I think it's a 21.
I sounds like some. Superhero moves right there,
Vendel. You know what?
I'm, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm, I'm coming to Vendel.
Wait. Wait one second before we do a
jump. Let me check.
One other thing. Just the mad scientist in my
brain is picking. I'm going to open up a ginger.
I'm going to open up a ginger ale.
I'm sorry, a Gizner ale. I'm going to take a sip.
It's refreshing. I'm.
Not going to. I'm not going to swallow it.
I'm going to hold it in and then I'm just going to expirate it
into a cloud of mist. Oh great.
Nothing happens. Expectorate.
OK. What does that?
Do expectorate. Nothing happens.
Cool, so there's no lasers? I just hawk 2 afterwards.
All right, so I I go to Vendel. Wait, one more thing.
Oh. My gosh.
Just let me do this one more thing and then I'll go one side.
Damn more thing. You've checked.
For lasers, which was very smart.
I'm going to down half of the Ginsen rail.
There's still weight in it and then I'm going to throw it in
the middle. You throw it, I need you to roll
athletics. OK, you'll see why.
For throw. Yes, you roll it and as you flip
the can in the air in the air it does a full spin and then lands
perfectly on its ass in the middle of the room.
You you did a bottle flip and no darts fly out.
Nothing happens. The room is dead.
All right, what do you? Mean the room is dead.
As in like the trap doesn't work.
It hasn't been set off by him spitting in there or throwing a
Cam. What pens aren't very heavy?
But he did a bottle flip that was really cool.
Well done, Retro. It was really cool.
And that is the thing that's most important.
It's the flare. OK, more than happy to go ahead
and have Vendell go ahead and try, but if you don't feel
comfortable, I'll just walk across.
Why don't you just start there? Walk across Retro.
I'm a walk across. Retro walks across the area
effortlessly, picks up his can on the way, finishes the rest of
his drink. The trap was disabled.
Wow. All right.
Because he rolled that crit success earlier that had that.
This is the trap that was disabled, yeah.
Wow, OK. Actually questioned the end,
when I perceived before with the trap in the last room, did I
notice that the cable only ran to the trap and nowhere?
Else each of the traps are a single entity.
Damn, OK all. Right man, it was going to be
really cool when Vandel jumped all the way across with the
Super jump because Vandel's like super jump status super high, so
it would have been pretty cool we.
Can save it in case we need it later.
Yeah, I like that. Yeah, save me good rolls.
We God knows Vendel doesn't get very many of them.
Come on Jeb, there are no darts you can come through.
Oh, I'm all. I'm all the way there.
Next time on no latency. I'm so sorry, I don't mean to
laugh at your pig. You think if they eat one of the
Zeves they'll still heal? Up might not be a good idea.
Some say gross, some say delicate.
All blood leads to the door. Why would there be blood on the
ground just. Run for our lives.
Looks like this hair is the shitter.
All right, I'm running for my life.
Now I'm sober. That was.
Too close. Well, no, because he's going to
walk directly into a trap. Fuck.
Steve Zero knows that Jeb's are coming.
Oh my God, that is. This is a lot.
Oh no. You're saying that's your last
one? If this were like a a fantasy
world or perhaps a a digital game or or a brain dance of
sorts, you would think that this would be like the short
restroom. Do you know what I mean?
Yeah, hold on a second. I I got a pilfer through these
lockers first are. You ready to breach and clear
Jeb? Shock under the face.
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