Last time a no latency, Deborah you, okay.
You seem to be getting the wigglies.
I just, you know, I took that pill but I'm honestly feeling
great. Where none of you ever listening
to anything? Stranger said, so we are tasked
with finding as many vending machines as possible, so that we
can recreate a way to get Domino back.
All right. Shall we go to Clive, must be
quite the Arms Dealer. They To meet you jeopardize.
Our, I'm Clive. Pretty important weapon to me
and I'd like it back. Yeah, no, I sold the vending
machine. I hooked him up with a
collector, jakey's. We can get that out of there.
You are coming with us and I want you to hatch a foolproof
plan and if not, we're putting Vanna White up for sale.
I honoring. Jeb, you've had it off in a taxi
to go and check out the collectors mansion and so we'll
get to you in a minute. However, retro and Sano headed
out to find who took that green gun.
You guys are in Vanna White driving out to the address that
Clive. The shop owner sent you on your
device. It's a sovel apartments and pods
building, building them a 16 and you guys are driving along
through the streets of night City and retro, you get a phone
call. I'll just take it as safely as
possible. While driving Moshi, Moshi.
Hey Bing. What's, what's what's up?
Strangers taking you out of the basement.
So I'm I'm sorry but you know how to find so much alike.
What what Not strangers, never to stay and and you have to stay
hidden and it's the only hidden room I know about.
So you're out my man, I'll come on.
Oh, I could just stay in the corner.
I need her to Boston, so as soon as possible, of course you can
stay. I owe you so much, but business
is business. Okay, thanks, thanks, I'm not
throwing you out tonight. You've got definitely You find
place. I really hope.
Yeah. I'll I'll have to look at the
screen sheets. I guess.
This is weighing pretty heavy. He's just out of nowhere.
Okay, I'll get back to you on that.
Okay. And I, you know, let me know.
Find a vending machine. Yeah, I'll do that.
Right? Are you okay?
I'm fine. I'm fine.
Totally fine. Awesome.
Never better. You have a cheery face emoji on
your television screen because that is probably going on at the
same time. I'll just kind of bump my head
on the side of the Vanna White as we're driving and let it just
and have it. Go back to my regular face and
have it like order actually no when I bought my head it'll do
that TV snow and then it'll just be a happy face the Good old.
Yellow happy face, though. No, I'm fine total.
Good. What was the call about?
Did it involve our mission? No.
I I have to find a new place to live Ping's kicking me out of
the basement. Hmm.
That is hard. Yep I like pink so I don't want
anything to happen to them have the same thing that happened
with Trevor. So being murdered by me pretty
much yeah. Hmm.
Well, I hope that does not happen.
You never tell what these Samurai could never tell.
My only mother who I need to murder.
I'm surprised you haven't killed me yet.
No we are technically teammates though.
I may not just like you because of your Oddities, I will not
murder you. Unless I am asked to or paid
too. Prim what are you or you
jeopardize the mission but you get in my way ball.
Yeah. Can you just write me an entire
list? So that way I know exactly what
the reason is. You're going to kill me for
look. I am an assassin.
This is what I know best. I'm not used to working with
others, especially others, so different for myself.
You know see reading a lot of books, maybe some self-help or
how to make friends would be a good book to read.
Are you saying, I do not have any social skills?
Exactly. That I could not be mad at you
about. I was not trained to have social
skills. I was trained to kill and to
murder to not ask questions. Well, how about this?
How about this? Why don't you take control of
the radio? And we'll find something to get
a are like cells, boost it up for we go and knock over.
This is ganks Hartman or whatever.
All right, you took charge of the radio.
I don't like music. Okay.
This is a good time to find something that you do like.
I don't really listen to it. Okay, if I'm here I'll do it.
I'm going to switch over to like some kind of like early 1990s,
grunge Rock, remedy time. You rolled a 3.
So you accidentally took it to your hand-washing site.
What is this? This, this is our Pump Up.
The Jam music. Alright, I'm just going to
start, I trying to rock out to it.
I could get pumped to this. I suppose.
That is Headbang along with it. Just kind of watch my head.
Yeah, it's new. Its music.
Yes. Listen to it.
It sounds nice. Sure, sure.
This will suffice. If this is what people listen
to, It's All the Rage now, wonderful, wonderful.
And before we roll in there, guns a-blazing of for the sorts.
I just want to let you know though, I will kill you if you
get in my way, I am sorry for yelling. ecology, prematurely
accepted wonderful. Now we are on the same.
Terms will be tombs one. Babe, I'm sure.
Chop. There we go.
You know, go down tipping at some point.
I don't know if I do, but none. None, let's go.
And you try to Corner past the light head onto an on-ramp and
sales through the city off towards sovel apartments and
pods pod Building 16 All right, Iona.
Listen, you take a notes. This is how you case of joy.
You understand, I've done this plenty of times all over the
city usually on the outskirts, but it's simple.
The very first thing you're going to want to do is take a
nice wide berth, the exterior. See the get a whole layout of
the entire place before the next step.
That's to figure out the, the layout of the place.
Is that correct? Well, you're catching on
quickly, that's good. Good, keep going.
Keep going. You see next what you're going
to want to do is find out exactly where your objective is
located. A soloist room, which room the
vending machine is in what? Great job?
Yes, absolutely. Okay.
I'm going to want to do is you're going to want to detail.
You want to get a detailed list of exactly what kind of hurdles
only in your mind. Okay.
All right. Jeb you don't listen to me when
I talk to you. I'm sorry, what was that?
So you do know that I have heisted this place before,
right? You do know that we stole
something from the midnight Market before, right?
Yeah, that so you do know. No, you do know.
You know well that's why I eat your that's why you're you're
here with you. So I could show you right the
market. So you want to remind me exactly
what you did last time. Absolutely.
So I'm gonna pull out the ticker tape from from Remy's ass from
the first time we hoisted this joint.
And so We're in the taxi and I pull it out and I like roll it
out in front of Jeb. So this this is the layout.
This is the first floor. This is the second floor.
This is the basement floor and this is the top floor.
And the only thing up, there is the office.
Well, shit. I all this is, I mean, I don't
know how else to say it. This is extremely helpful.
Exactly, that's why I went with you.
Right. So where exactly is this vending
machine that we're trying to get and that's why we're going right
now because what's going to happen is that you and I are
going to show up, you are going to pose.
As my bodyguard, we are going to ask the receptionist for a list
of items that are on auction for tonight.
So we can prepare ourselves and get to know really what what we
want to bid on and then if at all possible, we will We'll get
to take a look at the floor and if the vending machine is on the
floor, we will know exactly which room it is in on the
didn't floor. Exactly.
Unless it is in the basement. Now I don't know how exactly did
that. Last Heist.
Go for you. There were some mistakes made.
Yes we did lose a valued member of the team, but they were due
for Deaf. Anyway, we mostly snuck out the
back but came out unscathed. Mmm, I was not present.
That is true before. Then Del there was Dash, and we
did lose stash in this last preceding.
I am not that Tim competent. Exactly.
Dash was the whole reason we were, in the situation SEC.
You're going to go ahead and just Blaine one of the other
teammates. Jeb, I would shut your fucking
mouth because you have no idea what happened.
I'm just, I'm just trying to look out for me and the rest of
the team. I don't want any tab, I will
Sacrifice you if I need to. Yes, behind now.
Let's jump. Now, jump do not get me wrong.
This relationship as you've said, previously is built on
trust. That's right.
And I will trust you. But I will also leave your
fucking ass behind. Well I've got a proven track
record of getting in grabbing the goods and getting out.
Most sounds good could be nothing for you to worry about
good as long as you do your job. Well, let's go ahead and do our
jobs then she'll. There we go.
And walk into the front entrance and Brazen as hell.
Now, just hold you back a little bit.
Don't you have? Do remember You are posing as
security for me. So, do not mouth off because
that will not look good for me. Yeah.
Alrighty got one of them fancy biotechnical jackets.
I can wire. I have an extra pin.
I pull it out of my bag and put it on your duster.
Mmm we'll put on the lapel of your gesture and that's fine
because you can look a sketchy as you want.
As long as you work for me higher Dale, I understand,
Should I take the taxi driver? Yes, please, okay.
Taxi door, closes behind you and you walk into a large Courtyard.
Outside is a collector's mansion.
In front of you is an incredibly ostentatious 3D Fountain.
A spits virtual water because that's too expensive to actually
run and at the front of the door, there are two men.
Clad in what looks like Stone early.
What I was first going to continue walking through the
door opens and they are. You closely.
In front of you, is a huge lobby with big tall columns on either
side. Holding up a large Gallery.
Floor above you. And, in front of you, is a
reception desk, is a femme person, standing at attention
filing their nails. Is it, is it the same one as
last time? It's the same one as last time,
okay? Okay.
Oh, I woke up as it going to mention.
Yes, thank you so much. We are just here to get a
listing of what's on for tonight before beforehand and wondering,
if we could get a little tour to see exactly what the goods are
before. We joined tonight, you had a
ticket for tonight. Yes, vendor and our Taps a
little on their tail. I take it will cost
requisitions, icing, lot of them that it is that it is okay, I
just nod. And they can send the
requisitions in right away and you hear a beep happen on the
receptionist desk. Oh, Pesco, correct.
Hello laughs. Welcome.
Welcome in. Biotechnical.
I see what So, you're here for the big vehicle sale tonight?
Yes, we are looking to pick up a vehicle for What could be, you
know, out-of-district travel, perhaps in District?
But we would like to see what's going on tonight.
That's what would like to acquire a list, please.
Well, there's eggs once we saw, I guess, one thing.
Do you have any vending machines that?
Sorry, about Technica, personal personal.
Bodyguard just wondered. I don't have any hmm.
Vending machines. On the docket.
Are you going on all good? Let's move out.
But is anyone there? Come on sale for tonight and but
it's mostly specialist Parts, which is quite exciting, for
some people. And then that guitar.
He's still here. It's our own and I oh, isn't it
awful? It is.
It's sad, but it's unlucky. So it's still in the same room.
It's the like, are it's there. It's the job.
We send our regards to the most annoying.
It's very funny and do they come out with any less look than
before. Normally one of them fell over
the balcony yesterday. I was like okay now he broke his
neck. He's dead.
Now I would like to acquire that Lister.
You mind if we take a look around, oh absolutely.
As you know Night Market SRE midnight Market starts at
midnight but you're welcome to look at the objects as you walk
around. Thank you so much now gunfire.
Likely absolutely mad. I'm clean.
I hope I opened my sumo suit jacket and there's nothing in
there, but my pistol is tucked in the back of my pants.
Nice. Iona, as you reach to close your
jacket, you want to put your hand on the counter when you
lift it, you notice. There's just a little bit of
nail file in your fingers. I use my hand sanitizer Ralph or
oh yeah, you got plenty. Okay, great.
I don't know. What?
I don't understand. She told us that What could you
could you go outside and dust yourself off real fast and then
come back in. Thank you, thank you.
You're just a little earthy. Currently.
Yeah. Jesus.
Dust dust dust vendor. Yes I do need you to keep Jeb in
check. I don't think he truly
understands what's happening here.
No. He did not get the incredibly
obvious hint that the receptionist gave us exactly but
we will walk around. Well we'll have to go to the
bathroom. I'm sure it's the only, it's the
only place without any surveillance so and even then we
probably should check. What if there's a Steve in
there? I like I doubt it.
I just I honestly bundle. I've been a little on edge.
We've run into quite a few steps.
They're worse teams in the facility.
That's disturbing. It's for Less leaves.
I don't know how many there are left.
I think it's Sam like a cockroach.
There are lots of them. All we have to do is cut off the
head like a like a Hydra? Yes.
Stiva a golden the hydrant I don't even tell your you're a
bit of a metaphor I'm sorry - Caprice is trying to lead a
normal fellow. That's not our cockroaches work
so I don't know animals, there aren't many left and in
Nordstrom. Cockroaches, and not at all.
Why don't you walk the floor with us?
And you guys head upstairs to the gallery floor.
So the lobby floor has two stairways up to the floor above,
which create a balcony that lets you look down through the middle
of this. Balcony is a tall pillow that
goes all the way up to the top with a maintenance room.
At the top on either side, there are three rooms rooms closest to
you are labeled as Rooms. And then there are four Gallery
rooms which were all used to be bedrooms in this Mansion at the
very end of the gallery as a Stairway up to the penthouse
area which says access By Invitation Only.
Now, I owner you know about one more room in this place in the
very bottom of the building is the secret vault, where some
items that aren't always listed are salt in the midnight Market.
Yeah, Gibbs looking for any sort of Undocumented ways into this
area. Always trying to find the way in
and the way out. Exits and entrances.
So please report to em Stakeout, Jeb, I do, I do see you looking
around here like a scared opossum, but what would you like
to accompany me to the restroom? Sure.
You have kind of like Narrows his eyes and it's like listen I
don't know. I don't, there ain't nothing
here between us. I hope you know that I grabbed
him by the collar and I pulled him into the bathroom.
Kenda Waits outside and I throw him into the bathroom and shut
the door. Listen because I know you
weren't earlier. The vending machine is not going
to be on the gallery floor. If that wasn't obvious, by the
way that the receptionist responded to your very blatant
question. When I told you not to ask
anything, I was trying to get to the bottom of it.
You only are no job, you happen. It's like you don't understand
what heists are having a. Why?
It will house our, I'll do my fair share of heists.
Listen to me, but none of them had to do with sweet-talking.
Nobody, or trying to trying to have somebody a, no, no.
You don't understand. I grab Jeb by the face.
Look at me. You are in a brand new world.
You don't understand. Uh-huh.
Look at me. Listen to me.
Crystal quartz establish. No, I am in charge here.
This This is corpo territory. Now I'm telling you the
receptionist told me the vending machine is not on the gallery.
Floor, it is on the basement level.
Shut up, I'm sorry, you're not listening.
I told you to listen to me. Now we can look in the basement
if we are sneaky. Now the issue is is that we
don't have a Netrunner currently.
Our best hacker is Remy. He is the one that got us into
the basement last time. The only way for us to get down
there and see it currently would be to work our way from the
maintenance room, on the top floor, through the elevator,
down to the basement level, and we could do that, but I don't
think we're equipped currently. Now, I'm telling you what we
need to do is look around like we're interested in what's in
the gallery floor, but I can tell you right now.
The vending machine is downstairs and I let go.
How did you guys get down to the basement?
Is there any other way in? Exactly, like I told you, I roll
out the ticker tape again. This is the layout this room
right here. That is the maintenance room
from that room, you can access the Elevator Shaft, get into the
elevator and ride your way down and then you can, you can access
the basement without anyone knowing because The elevator is
off-limits until it is time for the secret auction at the very
end. Now if I have learned anything
from our last adventure I'd say there's a good chance that
there's some sort of exhaust or ventilation to this underground
basement. My correct.
That I don't know that is that is not on the blueprint that we
acquired while we were here and we did.
We being Remy did hack into the system in the curse Guitar Room.
However this basement Scott to have a sealer and that sealer is
probably the floor to this Lobby.
Is that correct? The lobby below us?
Yes. Good.
So if we can blow a hole in the lobby floor in front of
everyone, listen, this is going to be a complicated process.
It's going to take Clockwork, lack.
Precision decision to order everyone watches for this we're
not we're gonna need timers volumes, okay?
But then don't I knock on the bathroom door, then they'll can
you come in? We need to make a list.
Okay, we're gonna need a directional as explosive device.
We're going to need cement blocks or a that's going to be
important. Other than that, of course,
everyone's got to be synchronized to the clock.
Remy and Sano arrived listening to the hand-washing song on
repeat at so Ville Apartments. Each floor has four pods on it
and you're standing outside the front.
It's about eight stories high. Well, we know the apartment
number not yet. It's on the sixth floor window,
seventh. Oh, On the 7th floor but we
don't know the apartment number. Yeah, there's a Lobby.
There's a guy sitting there at the desk.
We don't know this person's name though, right?
No. What else in for what other
information do we get? From wasn't much?
Since the person with a green God.
Isn't that correct? Was he golden?
Yes. Night.
Okay. Yes, you want to do the talking?
Yeah. Yeah I could I can I can do the
talking. God.
Yeah, I'll stroll into the lobby.
There's there is there's a grumpy Lodge sweaty, gentleman
sitting behind a bar desk. At the bottom of the stairs,
drinking a beer, and smoking a cigarette.
I'll come strolling up and go. Boom.
I'm trying to find my friend. Steve, he's up on the seventh
floor for you. Me I'm I'm retro.
I don't roll like this cool Tech.
That is funny I like oh yeah yeah and when was the last time
you've been to it? Discotheque huh.
Well this cool Tech I go every Friday, you know, every Friday,
which one's your favorite beer with my friends, which one's
your favorite discotheque? Number four.
And number three was Beauty. I'm next to three so I usually
have to go there sometime really great time but you saying for is
good place I should be able to go and check that out.
The school took for the goat. Oh yeah, excellent time.
I'm What do you want? Why you come to building?
I come to find Steve. I just told you I'm trying here
to find Steven by Steve. Yeah, you told Steve he'd not
allowed to use elevator. Okay.
Well, Steve can use the elevator but can I use heal better to get
you don't pay rent. That's why I'm here.
See, I'm here to go ahead and get something off a steep so he
can take care of it, right? You have money for Steve, you
give me your, give me money. Well, I got to get the thing
from Steve. So then, that way I can pay him,
so he can pay you. I can just give you the money.
Money, you go get like them. You give me money now.
Welcome. Welcome to home.
I'll come on. Come on.
Comrade. We we need to get to, we need to
like meld together here. I need to get the item.
So if you get the item for me, then I can pay you and then we
can work it out that way. Or you can let me up there to
see issue is very large building.
Many homes, would you you do not know.
Westie this. You do not know where man is.
Well no, I'm here to buy I'm here to buy some iron from
Steve, that's about it. What are you would like?
Metal will do need to I need to get to Steve so I can Get a
collector's item. Well, ignore noise.
No quite as but look, put myself am here, I am, I am, I am
cleaning new place soon for new tenant.
I am you. I have no noise if people
looking at place is on 47 Apartment, 43.
Thanks Jim. Appreciate it.
Do svidaniya. Yeah Sana was you pass him.
He looks at you in the eye. I will TV, man.
I am. All right.
No shooting, I wouldn't. Dare you turn the corner around?
Where the stair sign is in in front of you are the stairs and
an elevator to the elevator 24/7.
Yeah, you touch the elevator button and you hear an error
noise above the elevator button is little plaque, says, elevator
only if you're paying raped sorry.
Cheap here is this just like a regular elevator button or is it
like a card system that you need?
Card system. All right, let's shit.
Cool don't need to hack. Estate seven flights of stairs.
You pull the panel off the wall. It comes out of the wall easily,
you rolled at 20. So you take your tool hand, you
cross the connector and the elevator door opens and you just
put it back in. No One's Gonna notice the angel?
Wow. Couldn't you do that when it was
important or useful? It's important.
Now that know the stairs are right there you guys deserve.
You gotta conserve your energy, all right, you know, at some
point you and I we're gonna have to talk about your giri, all
right? Your giri is like really out
there. My, what your giri.
What is that? Yeah, like obligation that, you
know, honor Duty obligation and those that archaic system that
was made in feudal Japan that you think applies to me right
now. I think that it can apply to
everybody not just you. Yeah sure yeah okay the elevator
reaches the 7th floor and the door opens In front of you is a
corridor and there are four Apartments, 42, 41, 43, and 44
43 is at the top, right? All right.
How do you wanna handle this? Do you wanna I busting you?
Watch my back. How does it sound?
Yeah, I would. That's a way to do it or we
could go in there. Drop their guard and then you
can just do, you know, your Snick snack move?
And then be done with it. How do you drop the Steve's
guard? Fuck.
I own a would know how to do that.
Just follow my lead. Okay, okay, I will go up to the
door and I will knock three times but not say anything.
And I'll listen I'll nod and then hear my mechanical Fist and
punch right through the knob to make myself enter a very flashy
fashion. Oh that's cool.
You definitely have to roll for that sir, sir Athletics.
All right, 18? Yeah, the door handle blast
through, see it Roll On The Ground.
I enter and pull out my heavy metal pistol and hold it out in
front of me, I for where he is, he's sitting on the sofa
watching something on the TV while eating cereal with a
spoon. Okay, I walk in hold it right to
his head stand about six feet away from them and see those Is
that I'll follow in behind him back-to-back?
Making sure that there's nobody else hiding behind the door or
any other Corner. That Sano can't see.
Rob perception. You hear something.
In one of the bedrooms, it's a two-bedroom apartment.
But you do hear someone in the bedroom closest to you on your
left, I'm going to aim for that bedroom and I'm gonna have a
arrow pointing at the bedroom on my face toward Santa.
I'll look at it, not all right. Steve.
Does he need to get messy? Just give us the green gun.
And you hear heavy footsteps, it's not a regular person.
In the other room, through the door with a big hand, comes a
bear, her mouth of a human, clad completely in silver, wearing
sunglasses and completely bald. Are you doing in here Rush
toward the Steve on the couch and grapple them and put the gun
up to his head and put him in front of me?
That's a big bitch. It's a big bitch control me
Romy. Be an Athletics track.
Oh, no, you miss, as you come towards as you come towards the
Steve because you rolled a 9, he takes the cereal in his hand and
shoves it in your face and the fall over and he jumps behind
the sofa. And pulls out his gun, and now
it's time. So roll for initiative, cesana.
You just fell over the side of the sofa and it is that Steve's
turn first. He pulls out his gun and he
points it at your Bowl covered head and screams, fuck you for
ruining my breakfast and he misses terribly, it pings off
the bowl. That's on your face and lodges
in the TV and the TV Fizzles a little bit but actually takes a
bullet Rise again and misses again this time shooting the
television and it bled is getting PTSD from this.
The big boy goes, you don't know.
Steve, he runs past Remy because he's an idiot towards Sano and
uses his hammer fist on you. But he this, it fails miserably
actually rolling a crit fail and smacks his hand down on the
table and the tables made of glass like And it shatters and
sticks into his hand. Steve your hands made of metal.
So it's all in his mind and he thrashes around and smacks the
other Steve in the face and he falls over and it's an oyster,
this is extremely shameful, I will hmm.
Do I To know Santa thinks about testing out his new grenade
launcher, thanks against it, since it is.
Close Quarters, in living quarters on the 7th floor of a
residential building. So instead he will whip out his
he'd blade from his sheath and go to stab the big one and I
tell Remy handle the smaller one, I will distract the big one
and I will rush in and take two slices to my sword. 22 hit.
Oh you hit Wu + 11 + 112 damage right your heat wave does ripped
through some of the armor on his right shoulder and its ears off.
And you can see underneath he takes a decent cut to his arm
and you can smell the sizzle of Flesh from his arm.
And thankfully, it does not smell like bacon, so you
goodness. So yeah, I'll run in and do a
kind of like an uppercut / on his arm and then do a turn and
try to Staff directly into the chest as he has an opening their
shit. Cool.
Yeah. All yeah.
No. That one's.
Yeah. You're all 20.
Again, that's fantastic. 14 damage as 14 damage once again
more of his armor falls off this time that you caused a lot of
damage. My dude it hits in and more of
his more of his body starts to stink up the room as you smell
the metallic cover on his skin. And start to burn off.
And you can see it starting to peel back like bad vinyl on a
shitty car. And I was trying to push him
into the other room as I like stick my blade into them and
like thrust forward. Oh yeah, give it a shot.
Give me a, just an Athletics track is fine.
Okay. No, no.
Now you he's beefy. So you got to push him and
nothing happens. If you fall back onto your back
and your now prone, he's really big I guess.
Santa's got Doughboy under control.
So following Santa's instruction, I would like to run
over to the other Steve and I would like to pistol-whip him in
the face. And as he falls down to the
ground proceeded, to pull my maneuver of sticking the barrel
of my gun in said, mouth, when he yells that it, okay, to roll
me and Athletics unless you want to be more creative than that,
could I say? Because I'm using my weapon and
it would be a weapons check. I just haven't fired it for
damage, sounds good. Oh yeah, that totally happens.
You smack him across the face. And as he turns around to be
that you might have I about how about you take a seat.
Big Boy, he'll take you see big. Steve does not take a seat.
He gets really fucking angry because I rolled it to he's not
happy at all. And he goes into a bit of a
rage, he starts slamming his hands down on the ground.
You won't do anything you want to do anything.
It's still your turn big babies, throwing a tantrum.
Hmm, I guess there's just two things I could do either one,
just cocked the pistol. The threatened saying, I'll do
it or just blow Steve's back of the head out.
Just just kill him, just kill her.
Could I No. That seems to mean just kill
him. All right.
Bye. Can I have this?
Obviously, I'll just shoot the back of Steve's throat.
Sounds good Roll. Another weapons check.
It's in his mouth. Yeah.
Now that hit your own 12 but it's in his mouth, so that hits
roll damage. I'm gonna say your bullets,
ignore all armor and blast through the back of his neck,
you caused. Double that damage, which
unfortunately means you sever his spine, his head clicks to
the side, he falls down dead. And Steve plus is not very happy
about this Blood spattered across the back of the wall and
all over the broken TV and Steve smaller.
One lies dead in front of you and you pull your gun out of his
mouth and behind you. Steve plus now, ignores Sano and
comes to attack you. In the meantime, as he's doing
now, I'm gonna actually wipe my pistol off on the sofa.
He attacks you with his hammer Fist and hits the Remy.
What's up 47 damage? Which just hits your armor and
pushes you up against the floor and it makes you sit down in the
blood that you wiped on the sofa.
It's all sticky and because that's a melee attack, he's
gonna do it again. And he hates.
And this time he does too damaged.
I don't know why that's so low because he rolled shit
apparently! Oh yes, super hero to ones.
Yeah no he doesn't hurt you. It'll slashes you.
He does a blade your body armor by one then.
Okay. Sidenote, your armor ablation is
permanent. You have to get it repaired and
say so that doesn't replenish its a material to he trips
Egypt's my armor. Yeah fuck.
So it's so it's now a 10 I think for you, I will see him bashing
all upon Remy. I will get up from the ground,
shake myself off. Run up the back of this creature
and attempt to jam. My, he played directly into his
head. The top of his head, incredibly
cool. Do you get inspiration?
Write that down and roll your sword, please 1818. 16 damage.
16 time at you. Huh.
Oh yeah. Cuz you get plus one that's
right. Yeah.
Okay good. So you him in the head you said
that mmm hitting him in the head.
You split his helmet into and it comes off into pieces and he
loses all armor on his head and you caused enough damage for him
to go below half health. And that means we have to roll
on the critical wound table, which is always a fun time.
Critical wound 0 is 1 It's always fun.
No, it's fine. Can you roll me one D6?
No. Sorry to D6, 12 Ralph, I rolls
very high rolls. Okay.
Your sword goes through his head into his jaw and his jaw snaps
to the side and if you want to, he's very incapacitated.
But if you turn your blade to the left, you will snap his neck
and kill him. You have the choice to kill him
right now. You don't have to Yeah, I'll do
right? Your blade snaps, little more
and you got a big body falls to the ground and you do an elegant
flip and land on your own feet, not in blood at all.
The okay, I was going to flick all the blood that I sat in, on
the ground in the pursuit began. Just wipe my hands on
everything. It's just gross, not your blood.
Nope. Nope, not my blood.
Sorry I should have acted faster, the cereal bowls of
course. Somehow quicker than my blade,
Remy's is going to stare at you for a minute.
Secretly Remy's. Actually picking a picture with
his TV head of the bowl on Sano said, what are you doing?
I'm just making sure that you're not hurt either.
You're not hurt, right? Only my pride a little bit, this
should have been much easier. He's a big boy, big boy.
It is also a bit disturbing if that is, was Steve can become
and they can produce Any amount of Steve's was sort of army?
Could they be building with Steve's?
I don't know. That guy just looked like a
couple of KFC buckets, what you never had KFC before.
I was just a really odd metaphor, you know, I thought
like it, you know, I'm just going to go ahead and start
searching around the room. Yes, everything else.
That seems interesting me too. So retro you and Sano search the
room for any loot and obviously the green gun that you looking
for Yeah, but we're going to head back to Jeb and Iona in the
bathroom at the collectors mansion.
We're going to need ammo lots of it.
And if we can get our hands on it, we're gonna want some sort
of force field to Bunker behind after the inevitable
counter-attack that will go on after we blow a hole in this
goddamn. Uh-huh.
Yes, okay. So Jeb.
Well, you were speaking. I did kind of zone out for a
little bit and while I was owning out it reminded me of the
time that we did take the elevator down too.
The basement showroom. And I do remember that it
actually is quite a long ride which leads me to believe that
it is not directly below the lobby.
So I think that perhaps this plan will not work because I do
not think that we can blow our way from the lobby to the
basement floor. So, I like it, I like the
energy. I like the enthusiasm.
Can we take it again from another direction?
Of course, because As we all know, there is a there is a
sophisticated. Plumbing system underneath the
the entire city. So if we can blow ourselves into
the underground, I don't know why.
He's so obsessed with cleaning things up, we got a bloat, we
gotta have some sort of, you know, laser kitchen.
I'm not quite sure. I think he wants us to go
through the the sewers the sewers.
You got it. I can't, I Can it be a vote?
What you ain't. Never been in the stores before.
Everybody have to take this to the rest of the team.
That might be a good idea. Should we look around and head
back to the bar? Yes, I think that's good.
Jeb, why don't you you mow through that a little bit more
in your brakes. These are great ideas.
They're great. They're wonderful.
I'm really into it. Let's go.
Look at the, let's go. Look at the guitar fan.
I'll go ahead and try. to get my hands on some sort of, Sewer
system diagram. See how noses learning about
that. Don't worry about that.
We have that at home. Shut that hole.
Oh man, Color Me surprised. No, it's like that.
It's like the saying it's like no, we can't stop for
McDonald's. We have McDonald's at home.
Do you remember McDonald's? Can't say I'm familiar.
It's just a saying. You don't need, you don't need
sewer blueprints. We have super blueprints at
home. It's just a saying.
It's just a site. So wait, do you do, you're not?
Do you or do you not have blueprints at no lights?
Maybe you'll find out Next time on Nolan's.
Jab, I'm purely in this room for observation.
I did not for any particular reason.
I just want it to see the guitar again because apparently it's
cursed and it's very funny to me.
What is all? I said, no shooting now, there
is blood blood, very difficult to get out of surfers.
I actually am looking for an apartment currently, but there's
blood and death in this one, which you cause that's not my
problem. You want apartment a cheap
running, we're actually going to need you to build several things
before tonight if we know exactly what time you're going
to be in there. And what time is a cheap leaving
at we could time that accordingly to it, that's really
dangerous. Because what happens if we can't
set off at the exact moment, you're supposed to drill into
the Vault. Come on, just give me this
explosion. I just want one explosion.
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