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Fish Roads hosted by Luke Conroy
Wright Saul withdrew his golden 

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rays a mist or set the moon. 
We dined and hurried on our way 

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to search the shore full. 
Soon 3 jolly youths conveyed us 

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where young lovely females 
smile. 

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Where first I saw fair Venus or 
the flower Shurkin Isle Fair 

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Venus, That's how sexy she was 
fair. 

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Venus like that's mad. 
On Shurkin, and as we'll see, at

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its height there was only 1000 
people there, so. 

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You'd get to know the town 
fairly quick. 

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Yeah, and the selection to the 
people they have, they're all 

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beautiful. 
That collector there is John 

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O'Reilly. 
He's from Nieves. 

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Nieves. 
Counted Nieves. 

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Hello and welcome to the Pitch 
Strokes podcast. 

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Shah Shah, Tommy John Shaw. 
Kahal is here, Lucas here, 

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Lucas, and I'm done. 
KAHALA, San. 

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I'm done. 
Dum Dums 2 Dum Dums you. 

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Have a lovely voice. 
Oh, look at you. 

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Oh, I haven't. 
Done this before. 

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Before you arrived. 
I could never do that. 

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You have a lovely, fair voice. 
Oh, I'm fair mate. 

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The Fair Venus we're hopping on 
this weekend. 

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It's it's a holiday for us. 
It mightn't be for many. 

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It is indeed. 
We're going dancing. 

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We're going. 
Dancing down in Shurkin Isle, 

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where we're going to meet Venus 
or the flower. 

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They're in the aforementioned 
flower many. 

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Strangers for to greet. 
There's tons of strangers there,

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but yeah, we're going to Open 
Air Festival, not sponsor. 

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I wish to pay for my day. 
And we said we'd hop on and do a

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quick little episode on Shurkin 
Island, because did you know 

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about Shirkin Island before this
festival? 

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I didn't. 
I had no idea really. 

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Not even 1. 
I don't think I did, no. 

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No, I, an old man, came into the
place I work and I mentioned I'm

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going down to Cork to Shirkin 
Island and it went, it was like 

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Shirkin. 
I haven't heard that place in 

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years. 
We went down there. 

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The only getting serving than of
stories. 

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Because I do think funnily, 
Irish people probably travelled 

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within Ireland a lot more for 
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whereas now it was more in vogue
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to go out and about the onset of
the plane and the ferry changes.

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Travel much around Ireland when 
you were younger, whenever the 

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recession hit and it was like, 
right? 

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We're going to. 
We're going to Bundora. 

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Bundora was the big. 
Spot. 

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Brilliant. 
Yeah, that was. 

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Great, I have fam up there too. 
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Bundora and I associate it with 
the song We Will Rock you 

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because that roller coaster, you
know they're like 1 where it 

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spins like the the other one 
that spins on a flat. 

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They just used to Blair. 
We Will Rock you. 

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Shurkin, it's one of the most 
southernmost parts of Ireland. 

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It's down in Cork and it's just 
beyond Baltimore. 

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But yet locals. 
When I first went to Shurkin 

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Island for the festival like 2 
years ago, people kept saying 

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the word it's a microclimate 
down here, it's a microclimate. 

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I didn't know if they were just 
bragging because it was sunny 

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that day. 
I. 

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Feel like everyone remembers the
first time you heard like 

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someone was like the micro 
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Yeah, yeah. 
I mean it is interesting. 

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It has, it's like it's, I 
thought there was just one 

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climate, but microclimates. 
I believe it's to do with 

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mountains generally. 
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So the clouds are the island is 
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clouds and the rain goes before 
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different and get different 
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protected. 
That's fly. 

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But yeah, we heard about 
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in fly. 
That's fly. 

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Yeah, I'm trying to be in. 
I'm microclimate of flat. 

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Hades hip hop star. 
What was it? 

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Yeah, even on the Wikipedia, 
which is really fun. 

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And you know when it says like 
source not included, like where?

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It's like dangerous information.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

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It says all that local like 
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Oh, oftentimes when the lawns 
are white in Baltimore, you look

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across the shirk and you can see
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green. 
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small little island. 
It was a strategic stronghold 

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for the Odriscoll clan. 
So they had several castles 

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along the Cork islands when the 
likes of Cape Clear and such, 

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and they used these forts to to 
their advantage to essentially 

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tax people on their way in. 
Anyone that was getting into 

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Baltimore, you had to go by 
these islands or rob stuff. 

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Pirates plunder the ships, and 
this will kind of. 

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Island has a piratey past. 
It has a piratey past and a pub 

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currently called the Jolly 
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It's up for sale on Daft. 
So after this episode, if you 

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ever want to live on Shirkin 
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Why not give it to me? 
The island's name it comes. 

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Obviously it's Shirkin Island, 
but it comes from Inish Arkin, 

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so obviously it's a 
bastardization of the name, eh? 

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But islands of Arkin and Arkin? 
It likely derives from an early 

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word for piglet, piglets, so the
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But many believe that's refers 
instead to sea pigs, which is 

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what people used to call 
porpoises. 

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It's it's a very normal 
assumption. 

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Unless they just had a pile of 
pigs on the island, you never 

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know. 
O'Driscoll could have been rare.

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And pigs. 
Yeah, could have. 

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But I like the ideal the idea. 
And just piglets, there's no 

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like they don't grow up. 
This is disabled youth for for 

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poor poison, poor poises. 
Cheering and all for yeah, Four 

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voices for Pigs. 
It's beautiful. 

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Seaside superstitions Here's a 
superstition Any Carpenter who 

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strikes a blow on a coffin won't
get a job making a. 

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Boat. 
That's true, I've seen it myself

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in my own life and that came 
from Konko bar Oriuka. 

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Great name. 
Konko Bar. 

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September 1933. 
But yeah, I'd say any Carpenter.

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Yeah. 
Who? 

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Feckin. 
And strikes a blow like they 

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just feck it up or. 
Or maybe, or is it just easy 

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being like, if you put who, if 
you build a coffin, because 

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obviously you have to hammer 
them together. 

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Hmm. 
So maybe it's like any Carpenter

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who builds A coffin can't build 
a boat because I imagine the 

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superstition is like, if you're 
building, if you're building 

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coffins, yeah. 
You're building? 

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Yeah, exactly. 
You're not, I'm not getting into

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any boat. 
I'm not that you're. 

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Like in coffins sink. 
That's it. 

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There would be a brother. 
There's the brother, the brother

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that does boats, and the 
brother. 

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That does coffee. 
Yeah, I do boats. 

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
Me brother's been doing coffins 

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but I'm one of the rogue ones. 
Yeah, I do. 

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Boats. 
I do boats. 

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Oh no, I don't know this one, 
but nobody wants to go fishing 

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on the first day of the season 
or on Friday. 

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A rat on board is lucky and it's
not right to speak. 

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I've heard of this or a of a pig
or a priest on board a boat. 

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A pig or a priest? 
Isn't there that thing? 

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And I remember there used to be 
a thing of like, didn't some 

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sailors get like chickens 
tattooed onto their their 

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ankles? 
Chickens because it's like good 

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look like chickens don't 
drowned. 

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As in I think it comes from this
is not true. 

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I think it was like if there was
a shipwreck, the fish, they're 

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not the fish, the chicken would 
somehow survive. 

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OK, so they just dissociated. 
Do chickens float? 

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Are they like ducks? 
Maybe there's some reason or 

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some. 
Silly, you need myth Busters. 

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Myth Busters do chickens float? 
But yeah, you're not don't talk 

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about pigs or priests on board 
about. 

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So this is almost like Macbeth, 
if you get me of like, you know,

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people say the Scottish plants 
have Macbeth. 

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When a priest is spoken of on 
the boat, he is called a 

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babashti. 
No. 

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A babashti no. 
So you can't say a priest on a 

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boat and I won't anymore. 
And that came from. 

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Concubar A babashti no Baba Baba
stino. 

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Yeah, like why? 
Why? 

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You just can't say the word 
priest. 

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So if you want to have a 
conversation on the boat about a

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priest, OK, you said the Baba 
Steena. 

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The Baba Steena while you're. 
Holding your lucky rat. 

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Yeah. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

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And you have to leave your 
favorite pig at home. 

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Can't get to see that. 
I think of your lovely pig. 

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I wonder how that develops. 
Like why does a priest not want 

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you to talk about him? 
Or is there just something 

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happened where some fellow was 
talking about this priest? 

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I assume. 
The more badge, no more, and it 

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went down terribly on the ocean 
for some reason. 

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My thinking is that, yeah, like 
maybe even this is like a silly 

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version of a but like the same 
way that the Carpenter builds A 

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coffin. 
Can he make a boat? 

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Because the coffin is obviously 
associated with death. 

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Yeah, I don't want maybe 
similarly talking of a priest. 

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It's kind of like you're asking 
for something. 

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You're asking for the need for a
priest. 

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In the yeah, yeah, that's true. 
Yeah, maybe that's true. 

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Yeah. 
Fuck, I don't even want to talk.

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Yeah. 
Yeah, I'm those pigs. 

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The seal, the man, the woman. 
Long ago in the northern side of

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Shurkin, on a stormy night, a 
man by the name of Glanine went 

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out looking for a wreck, and on 
going around the points he saw 

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on the rocks a woman combing her
hair. 

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He went towards her and put his 
hand on her shoulder. 

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She threw back her hair and 
looking up at him said as you 

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put your hand on me, now you'll 
have to marry me. 

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He said. 
He was satisfied, but before 

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they were married he had to make
3 promises never to kill a black

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sheep. 
Don. 

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Never to invite a landlord to 
dinner. 

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No, no, no. 
And never to kill a seal. 

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Now you're asking for two 
months. 

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He promised to keep all three. 
They lived very happily together

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and had three children. 
One morning he said he would go 

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wrecking Wrecking, a local name 
for the timber that has washed 

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ashore after a storm. 
I like that they explained that 

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after using the word alright 
earlier in this. 

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Life, that's what. 
It is. 

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I was like, what the hell is 
this? 

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Go wrecking. 
He met a seal which was resting 

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on the sand and did not notice 
the tide going from it. 

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The seal was quite alive when he
met him. 

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The man slipped around to a boat
in the vicinity, having procured

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an oar. 
He returned and killed the seal 

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and brought it home in his back.
That's he's broken his promise. 

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I don't know what he was 
thinking. 

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Yeah. 
And do people eat seals? 

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Awesome. 
Was it, I suppose, back in the 

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day, what we did? 
I'd say so. 

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And he could, yeah, you could 
use all sorts for a seal. 

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But like it seems to be the 
mythology just continues to say,

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second, Irish people don't eat 
seals, don't be killing, bad 

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things will happen. 
But anyway. 

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That is when the wife told you 
not to. 

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She said not to. 
He went in and threw the seal on

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the floor. 
You're happy with that? 

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Yeah. 
He was a. 

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You never listened to me. 
You never listened. 

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He literally like if that's one 
way of just saying I wanted 

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them. 
All that's it. 

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That's so funny. 
He's like, we're done. 

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Poof. 
And I killed a black sheep the 

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landlord's on his way over. 
Yeah, he just caught the 

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landlord. 
Yeah, he's. 

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Covered get the dead already. 
You love Seal he. 

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Could eat seal. 
He went in and threw the seal on

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the floor. 
I noticed in the dead carcass. 

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The wife hurried in its 
direction and kneeling down, 

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took hold of one of the seals 
paws, muttering at the same 

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time. 
Lappa lappa adrehor a creheus. 

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I'm wearing the crow. 
The wife then asked her husband 

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three times for a kiss, but he 
refused. 

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Tis well for you, she said, 
licking around her mouth as far 

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as her tongue would go. 
For I would bite that much out 

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of you before I'd go. 
She kissed her five children in 

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succession and went back to the 
place where her husband first 

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met her, then, taking a little 
bundle from her pocket, shook 

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it, and immediately a Black 
Horse came to the rock. 

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She jumped on his back and was 
never seen again. 

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Location Nieves Candy Cork 
teacher Richard Mccarta. 

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Some brilliant names right 
there, Richard. 

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McCarthy maybe restart, restart 
I am restart Maharth I've seen 

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restart once and I think it's 
cool. 

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I do think it might be the Irish
for Richard maybe. 

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I'm wrong? 
Restart. 

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It's cool though, isn't? 
It sounds very almost like ice. 

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Those lamps are we start. 
Yeah, like. 

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That's a wild story though, 
isn't it? 

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Where the vibe I got at the 
beginning I thought she was 

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going to be the mammy of the 
seal, but then she kissed the 

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five kids goodbye. 
And she was asking her husband 

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three times for a kiss, but he 
refused. 

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I think it was some weird. 
I think she's a witch anyway. 

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She was going to bite him. 
I think if he had came in for 

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the kisses, came in for the 
kisses and she actually would 

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have fucking ate him, Yeah, what
I like bit the jugular out of. 

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Him, yeah. 
Or something like she was. 

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He broke the promise, killed his
dudes and. 

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Like. 
She got a bundle of sticks from 

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her pockets and that's what 
caused the Black Horse to come 

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and pick her up. 
But it's serious. 

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Umm, the fact that he just said,
you know what? 

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I'll kill a seal and I won't do 
discreetly in any way. 

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Stroll on the ground, stroll on,
slap it onto the wooden ground 

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or whatever. 
Yeah, if therapy had existed 

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before this, he would have 
realized. 

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Yeah, you need. 
You want to leave your wife? 

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Yeah, he's like, wait, what? 
He's. 

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Fine, I've just been drinking 
tongue killing black sheep 

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seals. 
It's fine, it's fine. 

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I love her. 
And I love going out wrecking. 

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Wrecking all the time, yeah, 
yeah. 

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So lapa lapa, I didn't try. 
I'm not good at Irish as you 

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know, but it seemed to translate
on Google as oh poor the killer.

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My heart sings so merry. 
Protect us. 

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There you go, bringing us into 
that call, the animals of 

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Shurkin. 
The animals of Shurkin. 

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And as you can imagine with a 
little small island, not a whole

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pile of land mammals. 
So there's a black sheep. 

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That's what they say. 
There's a seal. 

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That's why he would have killed 
a black sheep if he could. 

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He definitely. 
Couldn't he only find seals? 

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Yeah, there was some foxes, a 
few hairs and the likes. 

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There's three different species 
of bat. 

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But out to the sea is where 
you'll find all the good stuff. 

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You'll find common dolphins. 
And I find they're so common. 

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The Shark and Island website 
says that sometimes the sea 

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looks like it's boiling. 
Oh, wow. 

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With dolphins. 
That's that's amazing. 

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You have many. 
Feck and all those other There's

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Bottlenose ones, the non common 
ones, and there's really sauce 

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dolphins. 
Bubbling with dolphins. 

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Bubbling with the bubbling, the 
most common whale is mink whale,

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and humpback whales have also 
become regularly active over the

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place. 
Lastly, you'll see fin whales. 

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They'll locals, they'll uh, 
they're the second biggest 

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whale, aren't they? 
The Finn whale. 

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They can reach 30 meters in 
length. 

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Read me the Sherkin Serpent, 
please. 

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The Sherkin Serpent. 
It sounds great. 

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The Sherkin. 
It sounds like a good pub. 

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It does. 
I'm going. 

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To take the Jolly Roger and. 
Turn it into this Sherkin 

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Serpent. 
The Sherkin Serpent Some few 100

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years ago, there lived in 
Sherkin a serpent who tormented 

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the people. 
One morning a priest went 

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shooting, as it was usual for 
him to do, and the search the 

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serpent at once tried to 
torment. 

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Not funny that that Brock. 
He was always out shooting this.

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Fucking priest seals the serpent
at once, tried to torment him. 

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The priest loaded his gun and 
turning to where it lay 

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wriggling on the bank, shot it. 
The hollow stone form of this 

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serpent is still to be seen. 
A giant who lived on Mount 

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Gabriel used to throw stones 
over at the serpent. 

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One of these stones bears the 
print of his fingers. 

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This stone is near the bog which
is called Fordray and I looked 

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into the Irish. 
I think for like Ford can mean 

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Pete so it makes sense it's the 
bog. 

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So I'd say it's like a plane of 
Pete is the Irish for that. 

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Another deep hole is called the 
horses hole. 

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For one time a horse was feeding
there, and he slipped into the 

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hole in the evening when the 
people went searching for the 

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horse and could not find him. 
After a while they heard him man

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in the hole. 
Then they procured sticks and 

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ropes and tried to pull him out,
but the ropes broke and he fell 

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farther and farther down the 
hole. 

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After some time there he died. 
It is said that it is said that 

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the place was haunted in 
quotation marks. 

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The place was then covered with 
stone slabs so that no animals 

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would ever be in danger anymore.
And that location there again is

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need. 
I like that the priest this is 

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like, you know, they usually 
hear what Saint Patrick and a 

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giant snake and he banishes 
them. 

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What is his umm his staff, his 
staff. 

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They sit a priest with a. 
Gun the more modern version that

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I think that's a brilliant one. 
It reminded me of umm, I don't 

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know to know when Jesus heads 
into the desert, he's getting 

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tempted by the devil. 
Just imagined Jesus just 

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shooting him with the. 
Fact that he's glocked, I would 

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I'd play that game. 
Yeah, I would too. 

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These priests are badass though.
My God. 

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You can definitely see there's a
different energy of a priest in 

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the stories in Dukas than there 
is in present day, where the 

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priests are like, might as well 
be The Avengers. 

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Yeah, different. 
You know what I mean? 

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Saints and priests that are 
ganging together to save Ireland

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from big snakes. 
So and the hollow stone form of 

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the serpent is there to be seen.
So I have to look for these. 

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Do you? 
Think the lore will be there? 

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Like I'd love to ask a local, 
yeah. 

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Where's the whole? 
Where's the whole The horse? 

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Where's the haunted horse hole? 
There's a whole on them like 

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ours. 
Oh, you know, I'm sorry guys. 

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That one came from Richard. 
Restart again. 

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So very happy to. 
Restart is a good man. 

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Do you like me to go through 
some birds, or would you like to

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list some birds? 
Do you want to go back and 

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forth? 
Yeah, Skylark. 

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Chuck. 
Raven. 

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Tip Chuff. 
Sand Martin. 

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With EAR. 
Favorite Harry Potter character 

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Swallow grasshopper warp. 
Oh, grasshopper warfare, The 

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Willow Warbler. 
Hey, you skip. 

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Sorry, said the zedge warp. 
Let's start again. 

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We're gonna do it again, so. 
Skylark, I'll do you start Black

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Cap cuckoo. 
White throat. 

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Zedge, Warbler. 
Fulmer. 

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Cormorant. 
Shag. 

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OK, Black Guillemont. 
Common Scoter Puffin sandwich 

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turn. 
Great Northern diver shell duck,

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red breasted Merganzer. 
Wimbrel. 

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The Pomeran. 
The Pomeran Skua. 

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Little bittern. 
Stone Kurlu. 

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Hoop hoop hoopo. 
Hoopo. 

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The Woods Chat Shrake. 
Manx Searwater. 

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The Gannett. 
Kitty wake. 

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The European storm petrol suti A
shearwater. 

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Great Sukua. 
The. 

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Arctic great. 
SCUA great. 

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Scua there. 
The Arctic SCUA. 

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Corey's Shearwater. 
Mediterranean Shearwater. 

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Wilson's Petrel. 
Grey follow rope. 

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Long tailed scua. 
Sabine's goal fees. 

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Petrel. 
The Rhine Neck. 

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Yellow brown wobbler. 
The fine Crest. 

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Chimney Swift. 
Palaces Warbler. 

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Seren. 
Rustic Bunting. 

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Red diver. 
Guillemot, Razor, Bell, Widgin, 

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the Cousin White cousin of the 
Pigeon. 

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Gadwall. 
Whooper, Swan. 

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Mediterranean gull. 
The Iceland gull. 

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Galaka skull. 
Galaka skull Little. 

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Gull. 
Ring build goal. 

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Yellow legged goal. 
Ivory goal. 

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That's, you know, you. 
Look a bit of bird. 

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It's a lot of birds. 
You look at a bird. 

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Yeah. 
And you look at the bird. 

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Yeah. 
You know what I mean? 

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Like A and there's someone 
around to them. 

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Look at them. 
Have you? 

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I've been mad into the the 
Merlin. 

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If anyone doesn't have Merlin ID
they should get into it. 

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It's really fun. 
Tap your tap a button and it'll 

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let the AI or something listens 
and it detects which bird is in 

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your location and you see who 
you're having a coffee with. 

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That's what I'd be doing. 
I'd be sitting be thinking, oh, 

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there's the Robin, there's the 
the warbler, there's the shell 

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duck. 
I haven't got a shell duck yet 

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though. 
Well, down in down in sharkin. 

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We'll get them, yeah. 
You'll be sharkin. 

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You're gonna. 
Collect all these. 

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Do I collected some facts of the
most interesting of these birds?

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The Hooper Swan migrates to 
Ireland from Iceland every 

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winter, travelling over 1000 
kilometers. 

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That is brave. 
Insane. 

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Imagine all the people that 
volunteered or kidnapped 

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themselves away to Iceland, the 
old Irish back in the day and 

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you're missing home and you 
start to see the whoopers swab. 

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Yeah, yeah. 
The grey follow rope which 

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unlike most birds, the females 
are brighter than males and 

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compete for mates and while the 
males raise the chicks. 

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Oh there you go, the Cho, or how
would you pronounce it CHOUGH? 

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It's Ireland's only crow with 
bright red bill and legs so, and

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it's haunting calls along 
Atlantic cliffs that I just love

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that it's a reddened crow if 
they're beaking their legs. 

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Ah, real red. 
Oh, that's I can't wait to see 

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him and Mank Shearwater, that he
can travel thousands of 

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kilometers across the Atlantic, 
returns to the exact same 

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borough every year, usually 
coming home, coming ashore at 

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night. 
That's crazy. 

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What if they lose their Burrow? 
I suppose they don't. 

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It's pretty sweet. 
The Great Northern Diver, one of

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the most striking winter sea 
birds in Irish waters. 

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It's got a dagger like Bill and 
it's eerie. 

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Calls have inspired North 
American legends, which I 

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thought was inciting, exciting 
and finally Pomerine Scua. 

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And it's a fierce pirate of the 
sea. 

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It chases down gulls and turns 
until they drop their food and 

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they steal it mid air. 
Isn't that cool? 

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00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:32,720
That is cool. 
That's their only, that's their 

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game. 
They're robbers. 

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Which brings us on perfectly to 
our own pirates. 

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By the medieval period, shuriken
had become one of the of the 

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strongholds of the Odriscoll 
clan. 

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They were seafaring Gaelic 
rulers who dominated the eastern

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side of Roaring Water Bay. 
Their wealth came from the 

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control of the fisheries there 
and the shipping routes enough 

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to maintain fleets of galleys 
in, poured wine from France and 

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Spain, and build a chain of 
castles along western Cork on 

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Cherkin itself. 
Their Paris centred on Dunalong,

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the 4th of the ships. 
Dunalong. 

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Dunalong rose on Sherkin's 
northern shore and overlooked 

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the narrow channel between the 
island and mainland, so from 

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there anything entering into the
waters of Roaring Water Bay 

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00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:24,240
could be watched, challenged or 
seized. 

455
00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:29,200
Oh, Driscoll's Prosperity, they 
mainly actually raided and 

456
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:32,520
relations with the Anglo normal 
ports to the east, especially 

457
00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:36,240
Waterford, swung constantly 
between unease and I write 

458
00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:38,680
piracy. 
So merchant vessels would be 

459
00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:44,200
heading over to Waterford and a 
big problem happened where 

460
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:48,400
essentially they seized a pile 
of wine, they robbed them, they 

461
00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:51,960
robbed the Waterford clan of 
Normans and they got really 

462
00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:56,360
peeved and it exploded into a 
war called the battle of the 

463
00:23:56,360 --> 00:24:01,160
wine barrels over the 1537. 
So a Portuguese ship, the Santa 

464
00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:04,120
Maria de Saki was carrying wine 
from libs Lisbon. 

465
00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:06,440
Imagine you're still in 
Waterford excited for your wine 

466
00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:09,400
and they sold shelter in 
Baltimore harbor. 

467
00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:13,840
But the address goes sample the 
cargo and the abandoned any 

468
00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:17,280
presence of safe conduct and 
inviting the merchants to 

469
00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:19,480
dinner. 
Yeah, they had a sample of it. 

470
00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:22,160
So this is good. 
They brought the wine merchants 

471
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:25,960
in for dinner in the castle and 
then clasped them in irons and 

472
00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:30,720
seized the ship and the wine. 
It says 72 tons of wine were 

473
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:33,600
distributed among their allies 
and neighbors and the Tun. 

474
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:35,080
What didn't? 
We do, Didn't do. 

475
00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:39,720
Anything. 
It's a bit of a bit too much 

476
00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:42,440
wine and suddenly you're worn 
with water for. 

477
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:47,440
Yeah, what did I do last night? 
Why is Waterford here still 

478
00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:48,560
hold? 
Empty. 

479
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:51,640
Like why am I in Waterford? 
So the water for the authorities

480
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:55,280
captured the vessel and what 
remained of the cargo, and on 

481
00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:59,040
the 27th of March 1537, they 
launched a massive reprisal 

482
00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:01,880
against Shurkin. 
So the assault lasted for five 

483
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:05,080
days. 
They destroyed Dunalong and they

484
00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:07,640
destroyed the Friary and they 
burned it. 

485
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:09,320
They battered it, they destroyed
it. 

486
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:13,120
And the attackers, the attackers
carried off Finniano Driscoll's 

487
00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:15,960
galley, his. 
So they just stole everything. 

488
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:19,160
Well, to be fair though, kind of
deserved it. 

489
00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:22,040
Including its bell. 
They took our bell. 

490
00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:23,840
They took our bell you. 
Couldn't even ring a bell 

491
00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:25,920
anymore. 
So yeah, they rebuilt the 

492
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:29,680
castle, but to be honest, after 
that point, they were never the 

493
00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:33,640
Odyskos were never as powerful 
as they once wore, and so that 

494
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:37,360
end ended the the great Reign. 
Of the. 

495
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:39,640
Seaside pirates. 
Wow, there. 

496
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:42,000
You go, we can go see. 
That it's rare. 

497
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:45,200
I think of those kind of like, I
wouldn't have thought Shurkin. 

498
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:47,800
There was a great big battle on 
this feckin island. 

499
00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:49,920
Like and I bet it was just but 
it would have been crazy if 

500
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:51,480
you're living on a little sleepy
island. 

501
00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:55,280
Next thing the water for Anglo 
Norman's are. 

502
00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:58,240
Yeah, coming off and I think 
that's they hadn't a clue 

503
00:25:58,240 --> 00:25:59,880
themselves. 
It was all up for grabs with. 

504
00:25:59,880 --> 00:26:03,280
Bing bang, boom, you took my 
wine and I took their wine. 

505
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:05,640
I robbed that wine from Lisbon 
and you robbed it. 

506
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:07,040
For me. 
I'm going to. 

507
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:12,000
Rob, you taking your belt? 
Would you like to read The Wreck

508
00:26:12,120 --> 00:26:13,520
of the Little Florence? 
It's fun. 

509
00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:19,200
The wreck of the Little Florence
On the 23rd of April 1893, the 

510
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:23,200
Little Florence of Newry 
foundered with all hands between

511
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:27,000
the Nedge and Whale Rocks as she
was coming from the fishing 

512
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:30,840
ground in Sotherly Gale. 
All the boats went to different 

513
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:33,840
harbours. 
Only one, the Eleanor of Shurkin

514
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:37,360
that came to Baltimore saw her 
crew in the water, but there was

515
00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:40,560
a terrible storm so they could 
not have rescued the drowning 

516
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:42,400
men. 
Betty O'Driscoll. 

517
00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:46,960
Betty O'Driscoll. 
She from Kilmona, and it's not 

518
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:48,760
mad. 
Imagine seeing a boat getting as

519
00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:50,400
far as the shore. 
You just can't do nothing. 

520
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:53,000
Yeah, watch them go. 
Yeah, that'd be annoying. 

521
00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:56,840
Yeah, and I wonder why it's 
called the Little Florence. 

522
00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:58,320
What do they know about 
Florence? 

523
00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:03,080
I suppose it's 1893. 
Sorry, a little boat stuck on 

524
00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:06,040
the rocks with no help. 
Nowhere to go. 

525
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:09,040
I don't know if this is just 
another shipwreck, don't know if

526
00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:11,240
it's interesting. 
It was a steam ship. 

527
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:13,280
That's interesting enough, I 
suppose. 

528
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:19,160
The Steamship in Sewald left 
Liverpool on December the 20th, 

529
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:22,320
1900. 
She was bound for the Hampton 

530
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:26,480
Roads of South America. 
I'm passing the Fastnet. 2 days 

531
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:29,880
after she left Liverpool a 
terrific northwesterly gala 

532
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:32,600
rose, causing her to break her 
propeller shaft. 

533
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:36,360
She was driven helplessly before
the wind down the Bay north of 

534
00:27:36,360 --> 00:27:40,520
Cape Clear, and about 10:00 that
night she struck the rocks north

535
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:43,560
of Shurkin. 
The people of the island saw her

536
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:45,960
distress signals and they 
hurried to where she was. 

537
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:49,720
With the aid of ropes and a boat
they succeeded in taking off all

538
00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:52,160
the crews safely. 
The crew were taken to the 

539
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:55,480
houses on the island. 
The Airs Wild was not refloated 

540
00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:59,320
until March 18th, 1901, and 
during that time there were 

541
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:02,560
divers working underwater 
repairing holes in the bottom. 

542
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:05,800
Wow, isn't that insane. 
Wow, how do they do that 

543
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:08,200
actively while the shit's in the
water? 

544
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:11,920
She was then towed off by 
tugboats and taken to Rushbrook 

545
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:14,200
docks to be refitted for sea 
again. 

546
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:17,600
Sometime afterwards, it appeared
in the papers that she was lost 

547
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:21,600
in the English Channel with all 
hands in the winter of 1902. 

548
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:22,600
Which does that mean with all 
hands? 

549
00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:25,160
Does that mean everyone on the 
boat was dead? 

550
00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:28,400
Oh, dead, but the people are. 
Circulating with all hands. 

551
00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:33,400
That's what I'm guessing. 
OK to Shurkin Island people 

552
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:35,000
saved the crew this time. 
Yeah. 

553
00:28:35,360 --> 00:28:37,480
And once again from Neves Kente,
Cork. 

554
00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:39,760
What? 
Our old friend restart. 

555
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:42,760
Restart is the man used to find 
these men. 

556
00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:45,080
Shake their hand. 
Shake them we need. 

557
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:46,960
To shake their hand. 
Sir, I want to shake your hand. 

558
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:50,040
Shurkin Abbey. 
This is a very short one, yeah. 

559
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:54,480
In Shurkin Abbey, there's a 
wishing chair in Shurkin Island.

560
00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:58,680
It is situated on the top of the
Abbey and there's a graveyard 

561
00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:00,640
around it. 
It is a very high. 

562
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:04,160
It is so high. 
That's from Castle Townsend, 

563
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:06,280
Candy Cork. 
The teacher there was Shawn on 

564
00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:08,920
Donovan and. 
And yeah, I want to find a 

565
00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:11,640
wishing chair. 
Yeah, there's a wishing chair in

566
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:12,880
Dublin Zoo. 
Do you ever go to that was 

567
00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:14,000
again? 
No, I didn't. 

568
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:17,480
I think it's a wishing wishing 
tree where I'm from in Dundee 

569
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:21,360
and you put little dodies on it.
Oh, for the babies. 

570
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:23,640
So if you find a little dodie, 
you just stick it? 

571
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:24,800
Yeah, it's strange. 
Yeah. 

572
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:27,320
And then the tree fell, so we 
have to make a new tree. 

573
00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:32,360
A Dodi, by the way, is a 
pacifier for all you Americans 

574
00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:33,800
out there. 
Dodi. 

575
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:36,040
Dodi I love. 
Dodi is a word I love. 

576
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:39,360
Dodi is a word I love. 
Mala play DoH mala oh. 

577
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:43,480
It's beautiful, isn't it? 
The little bit of fucking not 

578
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:45,000
even Irish. 
Dodi isn't an Irish. 

579
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:46,200
Word is this. 
No, it's just a little 

580
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:48,640
euphemism. 
Yeah, euphemism something. 

581
00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:50,640
It just sounds better than 
pacifier. 

582
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:52,720
Pacify my. 
I want to pacify the child. 

583
00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:58,280
Let me pacify you. 
Sit still so I that's what your 

584
00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:01,280
mouth takes the pill. 
That's what Glonny said to the 

585
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:03,960
seal before. 
I need to pacify. 

586
00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:06,240
You must be pacified. 
You little piglet. 

587
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:09,880
The chalice. 
There are not many known hidden 

588
00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:12,800
treasures around this place, but
long ago, a chalice was supposed

589
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:15,320
to be hidden in Shark and Abby. 
You know when I bet it was 

590
00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:19,200
hidden Pesky angle Norman's. 
From I reckon so. 

591
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:23,160
Wreckin size so they said. 
The chalices and bells were 

592
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:27,880
taken, but this one, this one 
survived. 1 morning a lot of men

593
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:31,640
went to work digging in search 
of it, and they found it bright 

594
00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:34,240
and shining at the foot of a 
Cliff. 

595
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:37,000
So they threw it off a Cliff, 
probably, didn't it. 

596
00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:41,800
Maybe that's it and they went 
and got it, that collector where

597
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:46,520
there was Donald all in on from 
Donegal, West of County Cork. 

598
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:49,320
I didn't know Cork Cork's a 
prior place. 

599
00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:51,040
They've put the whole of 
Donegal. 

600
00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:59,560
There is a graveyard in Shirkin 
Island, and near the gate of it 

601
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:03,120
there were two Gable ends of an 
old building, but sixty years 

602
00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:05,960
ago one of the Gables fell. 
It was always believed that 

603
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:09,200
fairies used to dwell in the old
house, so the people were afraid

604
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:11,800
to remove the fallen stone. 
Finally, a fairy. 

605
00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:14,680
Finally. 
We got first one we need to 

606
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:17,240
perfect. 
There was a Protestant man 

607
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:19,760
living in the neighborhood. 
Finally, a Protestant and. 

608
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:24,920
He was in court. 
And he was building a house. 

609
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:27,560
He gathered some of the stones 
where they were five building 

610
00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:31,600
stones and he carried them home.
But whatever was the 'cause he, 

611
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:34,560
he was seen the following 
morning putting the stones back 

612
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:37,760
again in the Gable. 
Nobody ever touched them since, 

613
00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:41,120
and they are lying there yet 
where they fell when the Gable 

614
00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:42,200
fell. 
So we don't even hear what 

615
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:44,720
happened to him. 
That can he they just saw him 

616
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:46,480
that he. 
He they saw him taking the 

617
00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:47,400
stones. 
Something happened. 

618
00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:50,440
He was like on a strikes. 
Day he was bringing them back on

619
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:52,560
a small island. 
The ghosts are smaller too. 

620
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:54,720
They don't do as. 
Much as much. 

621
00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:56,560
Except that woman. 
She was cool. 

622
00:31:58,120 --> 00:32:01,200
Who had the Black Horse? 
Umm, hardships the Shurkin 

623
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:03,920
priest. 
In a little thatched cabin near 

624
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:06,680
the town of Baltimore there 
lived a man named John 

625
00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:09,480
O'Driscoll and his wife, Nora 
O'Driscoll. 

626
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,640
It happened at that time that 
Nora O'Driscoll, whilst in 

627
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:15,520
delicate health, gave birth to a
child. 

628
00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:18,880
After a child being born, she 
happened to get worse. 

629
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:22,040
Her husband got very much 
alarmed, and though she would 

630
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:25,240
have the doctor. 
The Doctor arrived and examined 

631
00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:28,200
Miss O'Driscoll, and ordered to 
send for the priests 

632
00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:30,440
immediately. 
Funny, they're O'driscolls. 

633
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:33,360
I wonder if the descendants is 
the curse upon them. 

634
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:37,960
Yeah, so he sent a messenger to 
the priest house in wrath, and 

635
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:41,720
the priest was suffering with 
rheumatics at the time and was 

636
00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:44,880
unable to attend the patient, 
but said he would go in the 

637
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:47,240
morning if possible. 
The priest needs a doctor, and 

638
00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:49,280
the doctor needs a priest. 
Fuck. 

639
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:57,680
Me in the meantime. 
They're just chasing after. 

640
00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:02,480
He's got rheumatics, they're 
constantly in the meantime, 

641
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:07,840
there was a rage and storm and 
though Jesus well, in the 

642
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:10,520
meantime there was a raging 
storm that there were sea 

643
00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:12,240
mountains. 
Sea, mountains high. 

644
00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:15,240
That's what you used to call 
waves, Sea mountains high in the

645
00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:19,360
harbour of Baltimore. 
John O'Driscoll thought it too 

646
00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:21,440
long to wait for the priest 
until morning. 

647
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:24,120
No one would care to venture to 
the island of Shurkin that night

648
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:27,800
for the priest that was there. 
Miss O'Driscoll was asked did 

649
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:29,680
she know any person that would 
go? 

650
00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:32,960
And she said she had a nephew 
that would do anything she asked

651
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:34,600
of him. 
Wow good nephew. 

652
00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:37,960
He was sent for and asked would 
he ventures A shirtgun for the 

653
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:42,280
priest and he said he would. 
They love to how they don't 

654
00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:44,480
leave any detail on 30. 
Two get this check and. 

655
00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:46,320
Phrase. 
You know, this child, actually, 

656
00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:47,600
he went there. 
He'd go with me. 

657
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:51,200
So they went to the athletes 
that he'd go like talking to 

658
00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:52,320
someone else. 
Yeah. 

659
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:55,560
So he went. 
Thought about it for a while, 

660
00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:58,200
scratched his head. 
Yeah, so it's his eye. 

661
00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:02,880
Actually stopped his legs. 
So he went out in a small boat, 

662
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:06,480
and so terribly frightened of 
being being lost in the way, 

663
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:09,000
that he said he would not 
venture back again. 

664
00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:12,520
He told the priest of the case 
on shuriken, and asked him did 

665
00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:15,120
he know any person on the island
that would row him to the pier. 

666
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:18,199
He got some fellows, and when 
they came near the shore they 

667
00:34:18,199 --> 00:34:21,239
were afraid to venture. 
So the priest went himself in 

668
00:34:21,239 --> 00:34:24,080
the middle of the storm, and 
before he was gone far from the 

669
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:28,239
shore, he was drowned. 
That's terrible, He. 

670
00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:31,000
Should have brought his gun. 
He should have shot this feckin 

671
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:34,840
with seamount. 
Seaman Missile Driscoll, who was

672
00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:37,840
still suffering in Baltimore, 
thought it too long until the 

673
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:41,120
priest would arrive. 
Miss O'Brien, the housekeeper, 

674
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:43,920
was getting worried that the 
priest was not coming. 

675
00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:46,280
She was praying in the kitchen 
when the priest arrived. 

676
00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:49,280
He opened the door and said God 
bless all here. 

677
00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:52,520
He pulled his overcoat across 
the back of a chair and went to 

678
00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:54,080
the woman's bedroom and anointed
her. 

679
00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:57,440
When he was finished he went out
into the storm again. 

680
00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:02,280
Then Miss O'Driscoll turned her 
face to the wall and died. 

681
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:06,360
She died, died next morning. 
The priest in her wrath came to 

682
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:09,480
anoint Miss O'Driscoll, and they
told him she was anointed last 

683
00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:12,280
night by the priest in shuriken 
at 11:30. 

684
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:15,880
I'm sorry to say, said he, he 
was drowned at that very time 

685
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:19,840
coming into the pier. 
The time is not known when this 

686
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:23,880
happened, but it is a long time.
That is from. 

687
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:28,480
Marie de Burka, Baliya Baliotera
What was Randall Tuberk? 

688
00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:33,200
Randall that's crazy. 
That is a It's a lovely story. 

689
00:35:33,240 --> 00:35:35,640
It's a real. 
Tragic tragedy. 

690
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:37,960
Tragedy wasn't. 
But isn't it amazing now they 

691
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:41,480
kind of spoiled the ending for 
us that the priest spirit seemed

692
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:42,800
to go over. 
You know what I mean? 

693
00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:46,200
So he drowned, but somehow he 
appeared. 

694
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:48,520
Is that it? 
That's what happened, Yeah. 

695
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:52,960
So the priest done Shurkin. 
He went on his boat right from 

696
00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:55,520
Shurkin. 
When the young nephew went over 

697
00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:56,920
and said, jeez, I'm not going 
back on that. 

698
00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:58,280
The priest said, I'll go on my 
own. 

699
00:35:58,400 --> 00:35:59,640
Yeah. 
And he went over. 

700
00:35:59,720 --> 00:36:02,840
Now, forget what you know. 
From all intents and purposes 

701
00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:06,400
then in the story, priest 
arrives to the dying woman, 

702
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:09,160
anoints her and then leaves 
again. 

703
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:12,840
So then the the priest from the 
mainland comes with all next 

704
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:14,400
more and said sorry I'm late. 
And they're like no, she's 

705
00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:15,640
already dead. 
And the shark and priest 

706
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:16,440
anointed them. 
Yeah. 

707
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:18,280
But then the priest goes, that's
impossible, he drowned on the 

708
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:19,440
way there. 
Oh my. 

709
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:21,600
God, I told the story better 
than. 

710
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:25,680
I got a bit. 
I honestly got a bit lost there.

711
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:29,920
No, because they should know. 
They shouldn't have said they 

712
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:32,160
gave away the fact he drowned 
too early. 

713
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:34,360
Yeah. 
The same anyway. 

714
00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:37,800
So that his spirit, his spirit 
went and anointed her. 

715
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:39,720
There you go. 
That's wonderful. 

716
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:41,280
That's the thing of isn't it 
funny? 

717
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:42,640
Priests are different these 
days. 

718
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:45,760
That's the thing. 
Mike then the that can anoint 

719
00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:48,200
you even if they were dead. 
Now it's hard to get a priest to

720
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:54,120
anoint me toe. 
That's our Sharkin, guys. 

721
00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:57,560
Sharkin, it's a lesser known. 
There's so many places in our 

722
00:36:57,560 --> 00:36:59,200
lovely little country. 
There is. 

723
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:03,200
You could go down for a trip, 
they get AB and B down in 

724
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:05,240
Shurkin Island. 
You could go with open air next 

725
00:37:05,240 --> 00:37:06,040
year. 
You could. 

726
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:07,960
We're going. 
Technically go this year but 

727
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:09,240
there's no tickets left so 
don't. 

728
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:11,960
Don't. 
If you ever want to go on a busy

729
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:14,680
time of year in Shurkin, I'd 
recommend even going at a quiet 

730
00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:16,040
time. 
But they say that there's this 

731
00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:19,080
Shurkin or Regatta festival. 
So a rowing festival that 

732
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:22,720
happens in late July or early 
August and you'll see people see

733
00:37:22,720 --> 00:37:25,040
rowing around the island. 
There's children activities, 

734
00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:27,320
music and food stalls. 
I love islands. 

735
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:31,080
I find obviously Ireland is an 
island in itself, but when you 

736
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:32,720
have like lots of different 
islands going. 

737
00:37:32,720 --> 00:37:35,600
Around, yeah. 
Little you get their own little 

738
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:38,920
subcultures and. 
Island life is fun like I went, 

739
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:41,080
and it makes everything more 
special because if there's only 

740
00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:43,440
100 people, it's the same as 
little local area. 

741
00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:47,680
There's a Frenchman down there I
rumored to hear he used to own 

742
00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:49,520
the Jolly Roger, which is the 
pub down there. 

743
00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:52,000
He's just posted up. 
I don't know if he does it all 

744
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,440
the time or just when that 
festival comes around, he'll 

745
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:55,720
just open up a little van and 
go. 

746
00:37:55,720 --> 00:37:57,200
I'm going to make some steak 
sandwiches. 

747
00:37:57,320 --> 00:37:59,120
Yeah. 
Charge cash in hand. 

748
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:01,320
Perfect. 
Give me some, give me some 

749
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:02,480
money. 
That's gumption. 

750
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:05,640
I want a gumption. 
I walked down the lane, there 

751
00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:09,160
was a woman who cooked cakes, 
baked cakes, and she just said 

752
00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:11,920
give me what you think. 
I love the worst that's 

753
00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:14,080
spirited, which is scary. 
Sometimes, but I gave. 

754
00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:17,080
Her, yeah. 
Yeah, I gave her $0.05 on the 

755
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:20,360
way. 
That's around €100 worth of 

756
00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:21,400
cake. 
You're lovely. 

757
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:24,920
Guys visit an island. 
This is my big My big thing for 

758
00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:27,520
this episode called IS Go 
Somewhere Mad and Ireland 

759
00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:28,960
somewhere you don't even know 
the name. 

760
00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:32,840
Yes, don't, don't make 
assumptions about this land. 

761
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:35,400
Go to Akna Kunar, don't even 
know that exists. 

762
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:39,200
Go to Go to Licky Licky Nellies.
Go to Licky Nellies. 

763
00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:43,200
Go to. 
Bali phallus, Bali, sit down, 

764
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:47,560
have a pint. 
Don't break for the curse. 

765
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:49,200
What is it that don't? 
Kill a seal. 

766
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:52,080
Don't kill a seal and throw it 
down on the floor. 

767
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:54,320
That's my advice for this 
episode, guys. 

768
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:57,960
Have a great sunny weekend. 
Yes, have a great one. 

769
00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:00,440
See you on the island. 
See you on the island. 

770
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:13,880
Music by Gareth Quinn Redmond. 
Photography by Alan Omaraku The 

771
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:17,320
summer shone brightly on the 
parish of Lachine. 

772
00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:21,560
Oar hill and Dale and valley lay
a mantle of pure green. 

773
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:26,320
The Sabbath bells being chiming.
We went and prayed awhile. 

774
00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:31,000
Then I said to a welcomed 
friend, We'll stray to Churkin 

775
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:35,480
Isle, the boat we anchored at 
the dock and hurried on to meet 

776
00:39:35,720 --> 00:39:38,920
the loving hearts that always 
flocked to the strangers fore to

777
00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:42,240
grease, then to the inn to get a
drink. 

778
00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:46,920
We marched in double file, but 
then I had not hoped to find the

779
00:39:47,240 --> 00:39:49,120
flowers. 
Sure can Isle.

