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Welcome to Gen. 
X-Files, the only podcast name 

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that that's exclusively about 
The X-Files. 

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I'm Angel and this is my first 
watch. 

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I'm Dash and this is my third 
watch. 

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And I'm Mel's, and this is also 
my third watch. 

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And if you're listening, I want 
to believe you're a friend. 

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And tonight, we're discovering 
the greasy diner photos really 

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are worth every penny. 
So we just watched Deep Throat, 

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the second episode of The 
X-Files, and this episode aired 

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on September 17th, 1993. 
What were you doing that day, 

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Mom? 
Still changing diapers? 

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It's going to be in that for a 
while. 

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Yeah, it's. 
Going to be there for a while. 

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Oh, man. 
And this was written by Chris 

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Carter and directed by Daniel 
Sakheim, who directed some 

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episodes of House and Game of 
Thrones. 

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And the show I think there was 
on Showtime called The 

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Americans. 
It's about like, I don't know, 

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Russians that are posing as 
Americans or something. 

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I think I saw something about 
that, like a trailer or 

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something. 
Yeah, but definitely we've all 

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seen some. 
Game of Thrones in house. 

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Even if it's just a meme or two.
I've seen that one with the 

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dinosaurs in it. 
I mean Dragons. 

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I mean, I mean, Dragons are 
dinosaurs I guess. 

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If you think there ever really 
was Dragons, I suppose I don't 

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know if there was. 
If there was, they would have 

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been dinosaurs though, yeah. 
Well I mean pterodactyls are 

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like fucking Dragons without the
fire breathing, right? 

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Yeah, I don't know was is there 
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actually do breathe fire of some
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No that lizard thing right are. 
You thinking about the Komodo 

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dragon because it's called the a
dragon. 

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No, Maybe. 
There's nothing that can breathe

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fire. 
I think there are like things 

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that can like, I mean shoot 
venom and stuff. 

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I don't. 
Know yeah, I know there's venom 

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pours in gas. 
Are we stupid friends? 

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Because I don't think that 
there's anything. 

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I don't know, there, there 
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I feel like there's probably 
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the ocean creature that spits 
fire out of its mouth and that's

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how it lights up its way or some
some weird crazy thing. 

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But overall, in the scheme of 
things, I don't think any 

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creatures breathe fire. 
Would you ever own an angler 

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fish mom? 
No, I don't know what that is 

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so. 
She immediately said no. 

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It's those. 
There was one in Finding Nemo. 

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It's those really ugly things. 
They have the sharp teeth and 

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they have the the. 
Light. 

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Yes. 
The little light hanging down 

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from their head. 
You. 

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Know what? 
I might just own it. 

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To say you do. 
Hey, come over and look at my 

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weird fish. 
It's a good conversation 

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starter. 
Yeah, look at this ugly ass fish

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I got in this tank. 
But what's been keeping you guys

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up at night? 
What have you been watching? 

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I have something my sister Gina 
got me to watch and it's called 

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Orphan Black. 
Oh, I've heard of. 

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That's a it's like a sci-fi 
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Yes, it's got all kinds of 
genetic stuff in it and 

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experimental crap. 
Oh, we like that experimental 

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stuff. 
That's always fun. 

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That's always fun. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 

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I like experimental stuff. 
Experimental rock'n'roll. 

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Experimental drugs. 
Exactly. 

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Experimental Sleep. 
If you don't know what it is and

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you get to experiment and try 
new things, that sounds awesome 

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to me. 
God, so just so you guys know, 

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we're just, I don't know what 
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We just all woke up. 
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We're we're wiping sleep out of 
our eyes right now. 

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Me and Melanie and my dad 
watched Sisu recently. 

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Have you seen those movies? 
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second one and holy shit. 
They're finished movies from 

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Finland, not like they're 
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Well, they are finished as well.
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They're completed motion 
pictures. 

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Yeah, they are. 
But it's it's just about 

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watching this old man take a 
licking and keep on ticking. 

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Oh yeah. 
He gets the shit beat out of. 

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Him, you see this man, you see 
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than any normal person could 
keep going with like it's since.

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And he just and he doesn't 
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He just has these emotional 
faces that you just. 

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I was brought to tears from his 
facial acting. 

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Yeah. 
Especially in. 

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The second one, the ending, Oh 
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And he doesn't speak. 
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movie, and then he doesn't speak
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he just violently kills these 
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horrible Nazi people or Russian 
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Well, they're. 
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One, there's Nazis in the first 
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second one, and he just 
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violently destroys all of them 
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Really creative ways. 
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Trying to think of one that I 
could tell her it wouldn't be 

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like a crazy spoiler. 
The mine. 

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Well, yeah, but I think we told 
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We told her about. 
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throws a mine at a dude? 
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about that. 
I don't remember. 

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Anyway. 
Anyway, sidetracked. 

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Yes. 
What else have we been watching?

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Well, we've been playing a lot 
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I think that did not change 
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over here. 
We're up to like 700 hours into 

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Battlefield 6. 
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That's a lot, yeah, we play a 
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I love it so much. 
And we start playing a game 

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called Returnal, which is like a
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First person shooter, Third 
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Like a bullet hell roguelike. 
Mom doesn't know what these 

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words mean at all. 
They're all just words to her. 

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It's a genre video game. 
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bunch of enemies are constantly 
coming at you with a bunch of 

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bullets and you're constantly 
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There's a lot of shooting. 
And you die over and over again,

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and you lose your progress a 
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And you have to start over all 
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Some stuff sticks and you get to
use it later. 

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But a lot of the stuff you have 
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die. 
But you learn new things and you

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gain like information that you 
would need for stuff and so it. 

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I kind of like explaining stuff 
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about, and I definitely have 
something in this episode. 

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Then I'm going to show you, 
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that you're going to be like, 
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of meme culture. 
Yeah, you. 

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Guys, you guys ready? 
Yeah, I'm ready. 

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Are we going to get into the 
episode? 

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We're going to get into it. 
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So we open up near Ellen's Air 
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There are a bunch of military 
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see a woman come through and say
I'm Missus Buddha Haas, I live 

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here or whatever. 
This is my house is. 

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Actually what she says and 
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house and there is just a 
shivering man covered in rashes 

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with just underwear on just as 
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Mom, would you have worn this? 
I would not have borne this but 

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I can tell y'all some 
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OK? 
I know for a fact that that rash

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is not shingles, hives or 
rosacea because I've had all 

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three of them. 
It's not that she knew the jig 

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was freaking up. 
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It looks it looks like acid 
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know what radiation. 
Burns look like it kind of looks

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like. 
Radiation burns was my first 

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thought. 
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I went straight for the common 
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Oh well, it's 'cause I'm used. 
To well, no, but what you did, 

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what you did was smart. 
What you did was OK. 

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If I'm investigating this, 
though, I know it's not this, I 

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know it's that's actually what 
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you for all. 
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these things like if later on if
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been eczema or whatever you had 
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No, no, no, I know what that is.
It's not that. 

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There you go. 
And then right after we see this

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man disheveled with a rash in 
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With a very, very surprised look
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We get one of the most timeless 
pieces of music in American 

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media. 
It's so ubiquitous that it's 

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considered like the spooky sound
that kids are using in their Tik

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Toks. 
Even the hip kids. 

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Yeah, literally Youtubers today 
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Youtubers that we watch in 
commentary, videos in in like 

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videos about music, videos about
conspiracy theories, videos 

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about politics, videos about 
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I swear they're all like at 
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There's the sound. 
If anything is weird or creepy 

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or unexplained or just anything 
in that realm at all, they'll 

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use that sound in current 
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It's so amazing. 
It's iconic. 

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We love hearing it. 
Every time we hear it, we're 

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like, oh, there's one. 
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at a bar and Scully's looking 
over notes and Molder walks up 

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and asks to buy her a drink, 
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afternoon. 
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something to show her. 
And I think they walk away and 

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it lingers on a guy at the bar 
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And if he's like looking over 
his shoulder at them, like, OK, 

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who is this? 
Fellow yeah, like like he's he's

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paying attention he's. 
Checking him out. 

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Yeah, he's kind of keeping an 
eye out, like, what are these 

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guys up to? 
And the camera focusing on him 

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kind of made that, yeah, 
obvious, too. 

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At their table, Mulder gives 
Scully the rundown on Colonel 

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Robert Buddha Haas. 
He was the test pilot at the at 

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the beginning who had the rash 
and everything. 

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He's a test pilot, OK. 
He had a psychotic break four 

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months ago and barricaded 
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it's four months after the the. 
First incident, Yeah, the the. 

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Cold open. 
Yeah. 

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And the M PS were called and he 
was removed and hospitalized. 

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And in that time, his wife 
couldn't get any information on 

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him. 
Couldn't contact him, couldn't 

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reach him in any way. 
They wouldn't give her any 

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information. 
And basically they don't know 

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anything. 
He's MI. 

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He's Mia. 
Yeah, but they, but they're, but

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like they're not saying he's 
dead. 

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Yeah, they're like, are they? 
Are they clarifying that he's 

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alive? 
No, I don't think she's not 

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getting any information at. 
All OK, so she she thinks he 

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could be dead or just missing or
they haven't. 

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Kind of weird because wouldn't 
they be like, oh he's fine, just

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don't worry about it or 
something. 

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Yeah, you'd think their first 
instinct to like, help cover up 

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what's going on, whatever it may
be, would be to say, oh, he's 

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fine, he's just contagious. 
So he. 

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Right, Exactly. 
Yeah, exactly. 

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I don't blame you, I do the same
thing for you or you. 

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Yeah, yeah. 
I'll be busting up in there with

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Guns of Kimbo like I'm freaking 
John Wick. 

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Like I need like, I get it. 
Like, I get like if there's 

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contagions or something and you 
have to be like, you know, 

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quarantined or whatever, but I 
need evidence. 

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I need like hardcore through a 
glass wall. 

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I want to see you looking at me.
You want to see a picture of 

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them with today's paper? 
Yeah. 

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Back in the old days. 
But she's just like four months 

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with her kids. 
I don't know where my husband 

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is. 
They won't answer me. 

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Four months. 
Yeah, so you can see why she 

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called the FBI and. 
Afforded. 

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It as. 
A kidnap, two 2-3 days I'd be 

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busting in. 
Yeah, like I'd be like, OK, 

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y'all ain't telling me nothing I
need. 

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I need to get something done. 
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since 1963 there have been 6 
pilots that have been declared 

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missing in action from Ellen's 
Air Force Base and all the 

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military will say is that they 
knew the risks of flying 

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experimental aircraft. 
So I guess they think that they 

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blew up and the bodies were 
never recovered or something. 

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I'm not sure. 
Or like maybe the the 

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experimental aircraft were just 
not good. 

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So like as soon as they took off
it crashed, or it failed and 

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maybe engines failed and blew 
up. 

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Maybe the, you know, all sorts 
of random things. 

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Happened in my notes, it says 
the rumors say they were shot 

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down by Russian in Russian 
airspace. 

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So I don't know. 
I guess that's in the episode. 

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Yeah, there's something about 
that in the background. 

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And since she came to them and 
said, hey, my husband's been 

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kidnapped or something. 
Molders been tracking the case 

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since it hit the desk in the 
Boise regional office, and last 

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week it was quietly buried with 
no investigation. 

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And so Molder thinks something 
weird is happening, but Scully 

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isn't sure. 
She's a skeptic. 

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Skeptical Scully, she. 
Really is. 

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She she doesn't believe she. 
Scully the skeptic and Molder, 

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the believer. 
I want to believe. 

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I want to believe. 
I want to take my leave, my 

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lady. 
There's. 

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The There's a good M word you 
could use there. 

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Molder the Melodramatic. 
Yeah, Molder the melodramatic 

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and Scully the skeptic. 
I like it. 

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Yeah. 
But God, I wrote, I wrote that 

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Mulder gets up to drain his big 
old hog and in the restroom he 

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is confronted by the well 
dressed eavesdropper from before

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and the guy tells Mulder to 
leave the case alone. 

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Leave it alone. 
It's one of them. 

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Like he looks up and he's in the
mirror. 

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Like it's almost like one of 
them horror movie scenes, but 

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Mulder's just like, oh, there's 
a random dude behind me. 

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It was up. 
And then the dudes just like 

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randomly like. 
The most mundane serial killer 

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ever. 
Right. 

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Hey man, I'm gonna kill you. 
And he's just like, you 

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shouldn't be doing this, this is
dangerous, Mulder or whatever 

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the fuck he says. 
And he's just so random. 

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Yeah, he, he tells him the 
military ain't going to fuck 

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with an FBI investigation. 
Basically, he, Mulder asks what 

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his name is and he doesn't 
answer. 

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He just escapes. 
Well, he, he says he can help 

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Mulder and he knows about his 
work. 

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And then right then when he's 
telling him that he knows about 

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his work and what he's been 
doing and his crusade and 

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everything, a guy that has to, 
we assume, take a real fat shit 

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is at the door and he's like 
begging to get in and the the 

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well dressed man doesn't care at
all. 

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Because he locked the door. 
Behind. 

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Yeah, He locked the door behind 
him. 

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OK, The man says he doesn't. 
It doesn't matter who he is, 

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that the important thing is that
he's come to give Mulder advice 

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and he tells him that he and 
Scully are being exposed to 

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unnecessary risk and not to 
pursue it. 

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But Molder is going to be 
Molder, so. 

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Molder the Smolder. 
Smoldering molder. 

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So the guy turns to leave the 
well dressed man. 

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Not the well dressed man, we 
know that, but he is well 

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dressed and he is a man and. 
It's the only descriptor we have

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for him right now is he's 
wearing my suit. 

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Yeah, Mulder tries to follow 
this well dressed individual out

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the door, but he stopped by who 
I assume who I'm going to call 

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bowel movement man. 
And that's a naming convention 

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that you will come to understand
later in the series when we get 

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to know a little more about some
people and some organizations. 

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But they do a shimmy slide and 
Molder pops free. 

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But the man that was talking to 
him in the restroom is gone. 

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And it's, it's literally such a 
brief little, what did you call 

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it? 
What with their little dance? 

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Where you the shimmy slide? 
Shimmy slide where you, the 

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thing you do with people where 
you be like you go left and they

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go left and you go right and 
they go right and you have to 

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like, oh, oh, Oh yeah, that 
thing. 

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John Dehart would be proud for 
all my bad movie enjoyers out 

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there who've seen Champagne and 
Bullets and survived. 

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Yeah, oh, my goodness. 
But yeah. 

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But it's, they're like touch. 
Their bodies are touching while 

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they do it. 
But it's it's so fast. 

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Where that man, when he comes 
out, my first thought was, why 

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didn't you look the other way? 
I can't see what's down that 

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hallway in that shot, but it 
totally looks like there's 

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another direction that he could 
have gone. 

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Mulder doesn't look left. 
OK. 

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OK, Yeah. 
He's like a like dogs. 

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They they say that dogs can't 
look up, which is total 

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bullshit, but it is true that 
Mulder can't look left. 

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Obviously. 
Yeah, obviously not. 

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Scully is looking at a newspaper
and she's reading an article 

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about Ellen's Air Force Base. 
And reading the article it seems

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like they were working on 
something to do with UFO 

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technology and stealth weaponry.
But it's under a section called 

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Sightings written by C Carter. 
C Carter, Yeah. 

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Chris Carter the. 
The creator of the X. 

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Files. 
Oh, OK. 

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Yeah, and there's little. 
One day I will have to show you 

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a picture of him. 
His eyes are not level. 

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There is one eye that's up here 
and one eye that's down here. 

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I swear to God, it's the most 
uncanny thing. 

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Oh. 
Yeah, but I mean, he's an 

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amazing man. 
Don't get me. 

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Wrong. 
That's why he got into all this 

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mysterious. 
Do you want to show her a 

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picture real quick? 
That will be great for the five.

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Let's see, we'll show you a 
picture. 

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Bum bum, bum. 
Not as bad as I thought it was 

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going to be. 
No, it's hard to find one where 

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you can really see it. 
Good. 

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I've got one eyebrow that does 
that. 

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That's a good one, yeah. 
One eye is totally lower than 

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the other. 
Let. 

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Me see. 
I feel like I'm drunk. 

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One eye. 
Oh. 

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Man, he's still. 
He's tilted, but the rest of his

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body isn't. 
You know what? 

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That's why he sees the world in 
a different frame. 

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What the fuck am I trying to? 
Perspective. 

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No, not that was you owe me a 
color, not perspective, but 

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different light I guess is what 
I was trying to say. 

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Yeah. 
Really different. 

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Light perspective. 
Yeah, perspective anyway, 

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Scully. 
What do you? 

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Mean Scully calls Molder with 
the newspaper info, and Molder 

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can hear a clicking on the line.
We all know what that means. 

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And he looks out his window and 
there's a Gray van parked 

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outside with a man sitting in 
it. 

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Mulder tells Scully that he 
doesn't want to talk about the 

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case on this line. 
Good idea really. 

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Right. 
I'm glad. 

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Do you know how many times we've
seen people? 

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You know what it reminds me of 
the scene in Goodfellas. 

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They. 
Listen. 

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Oh yeah. 
Where he's looking, have you? 

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You've seen Goodfellas, right? 
Probably. 

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Gray Liotta, when he's all 
cracked out, he's looking up and

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there's a helicopter. 
He's driving him, he's driving, 

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he's sweating, he's all coked up
and he's looking up at the sky 

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for the helicopter I. 
Just looked, I just watched the 

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first Godfather from beginning. 
I still have never seen it's 

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like 3 hours long. 
I've seen like bits and pieces 

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of. 
I've seen the ending, I've seen 

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the beginning, I've seen the 
middle, but never at the same. 

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Time, but the other. 
Day You ever seen Scarface? 

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No, that's two hours and 48 
minutes. 

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That's a long 1. 
You ever did you see that? 

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One battle after another. 
No, I don't. 

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Think so. 
You got to watch 1 battle after 

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another. 
It's so incredible. 

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We might come over. 
I don't know that's. 

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A. 
Do not forget that I have a 

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horrible memory. 
She does have a horrible memory.

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But you know what? 
Almost every time you're 

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watching a movie, even if you've
seen it before, it's like a 

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brand new movie until you get to
the end, right? 

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I think we may come to find out 
that Mom might have been 

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subjected to the same thing that
Molder is subjected to later in 

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this episode. 
Maybe. 

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I was abducted or somebody close
to me. 

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Was all right, but the agents 
touched down in Idaho and go to 

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Mrs. Buddha Haas House. 
That's a hard name to say, man. 

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Buddha House. 
I just, I just think there 

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should be Buddhists. 
You know what I'm right when 

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they when you walk in, it should
be there should be a bunch of 

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Buddha statues and they should 
say welcome to my Buddha house. 

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Yeah. 
But as they're walking up to a 

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door, a plane flies overhead and
it's very loud, obviously, 

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'cause they're next to the 
they're in the there. 

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I mean, it's on the base, it's 
base apartments, right or. 

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Whatever base housing, yeah, 
it's not so it it's right next 

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to the house. 
It's like that. 

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There's a huge area that's 
considered the base. 

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Then there's like the base where
the actual military is. 

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The rest of it's just like the 
housing and stuff. 

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It's kind of like a a sectioned 
off area that's like a city but 

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smaller. 
But they go inside and she tells

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them about how two years ago Bob
Buddahas developed a rash under 

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his arms and at first they 
thought it was because of a 

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reaction to paint stripper 
during renovations on their 

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house. 
But then his personality 

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changed. 
He began throwing things and 

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started acting strange once 
pouring fish food flakes on his 

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mill at a dinner party and he 
would yell at the kids and then 

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go into seizure like episodes. 
He never talked about his work 

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even before the problems. 
Yeah, well, but she knew it was 

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like top secret something. 
Yeah, 'cause I mean you. 

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You. 
I mean, he works on, he works at

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the Air Force. 
Base and and she knows he's a 

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pilot. 
And what are fish flakes made 

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out of? 
Maybe there's a deficiency? 

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You know what the the word that 
she called, that's a good point 

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in the episode she called it by.
Tetramel D. 

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Tetramel D. 
'Cause we used to have a, we 

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used to have a story time, we 
used to have a fish tank and we 

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had a goldfish and we had some 
sucker fish and we had a couple 

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of some other type of fish, But 
there were two goldfish, 2 

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suckerfish and some other fish. 
And even though I fed the 

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goldfish every day, the one of 
the goldfish just ate all the 

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other fish except for one of the
suckerfish. 

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He was like, you're going to 
work for me and all you other 

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motherfuckers are food. 
Yeah. 

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It was so you just goldfish 
don't normally do that. 

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Are you sure it was a goldfish? 
Yeah, we looked it up. 

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They do. 
Sometimes they can get 

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territorial and eat other fish 
or. 

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Something like that. 
I got tired of it, So what? 

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No other fish to be had in the 
tank, so I said. 

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You little SOB. 
I grabbed that fish up and I 

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took it out to the lake and I 
said survive out here. 

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Yeah, because I I figure he got 
8. 

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Knowing that motherfucker, he 
might have conquered it out 

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there. 
He's still out there. 

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He's a big ass. 
Like what, 2020 year old 

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goldfish? 
Oh. 

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My God, as big as a shark or 
something now? 

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Or whale. 
OK. 

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And we had to take a drink 
break. 

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And Scully tells Missus Buddehas
that the government cannot 

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withhold information. 
And Missus Buddehas doesn't even

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know if her husband is still 
alive. 

455
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:44,120
And she does tell them that 
Verla Mclennan's husband went 

456
00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:48,320
crazy, but he got to come home. 
Is that what your note was 

457
00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:49,400
about? 
Was that your note I? 

458
00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:52,960
Don't know because this is when 
they go to this other woman's 

459
00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:55,680
house and see this other woman's
husband. 

460
00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:58,800
Yeah, my SO. 
That must be what you meant. 

461
00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:02,880
Here's what my note says. 
My note says the wife is worried

462
00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:05,720
that the if the husband doesn't 
return, her son won't be able to

463
00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:12,040
support the family. 
I don't remember that. 

464
00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:15,840
I think you might have inferred 
something and. 

465
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:22,120
Then it says another woman's 
husband ate. 

466
00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:27,480
Yeah, he boots. 
He boots the house down. 

467
00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:30,760
He served. 
He served, yeah. 

468
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:32,560
He did. 
He did serve. 

469
00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:35,440
He served in the military. 
Holy shit. 

470
00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:38,680
He was serving Rash and serving 
military. 

471
00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:40,400
That's crazy. 
Oh my God. 

472
00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:45,200
OK, so we cut to a man plucking 
hairs out of his head in a yard.

473
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:49,360
Scully talks to Verla McLennan, 
who looks on as her husband 

474
00:23:49,360 --> 00:23:51,560
does. 
The slowest haircut ever. 

475
00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:55,800
Oh my God, that's right. 
She's pulling one strand of hair

476
00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:57,720
out at a time. 
Yeah, wait, when I said two 

477
00:23:57,720 --> 00:24:01,040
years, I said Bob Buddahas 
developed a rash under his. 

478
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:04,800
I guess that was him. 
OK, Anyway, whatever he has 

479
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:07,560
been, she says he's been this 
way for two years. 

480
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,800
She was upset at first, but now 
she's just glad to have him 

481
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:13,400
alive. 
Berla was never given an 

482
00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:15,800
explanation. 
She just assumes it's stress 

483
00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:16,320
related. 
Dang. 

484
00:24:18,360 --> 00:24:20,720
I've been there with stress 
though, so it can make you do 

485
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:23,320
some crazy crap. 
And she says some stuff about 

486
00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:27,560
how they, they, he's in therapy 
and they help him and they're, 

487
00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:30,600
he, she's just so grateful. 
And then she's mad at, I can't 

488
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:33,600
remember what she says to her, 
but she says something. 

489
00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:36,320
Why'd you bring the FBI to? 
My house or yeah, she's pissed 

490
00:24:36,360 --> 00:24:37,520
off at. 
Her, yeah, but. 

491
00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:41,320
They've given him therapy and 
treatment and everything. 

492
00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:44,320
Like y'all were saying, she is 
upset at Mrs. Buddhaus for 

493
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:47,280
bringing the FBI to her house. 
See, that's why I got to work on

494
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:50,160
how the notes are given. 
Just for clarification, I did 

495
00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:52,240
write the notes a different way 
and then realized I wanted to 

496
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:55,160
write them the way that I'm 
currently writing the episode. 

497
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:59,360
So if it's a little jank, just 
know it's going to be fixed by 

498
00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:02,160
episode 3. 
Which is a really cool the first

499
00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:04,800
real, actual monster of the week
episode. 

500
00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:06,880
You ever watched that one yet? 
Have you? 

501
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:08,480
No, OK. 
It's good, good. 

502
00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:12,720
All right outside Missus 
Buddhaus gives Scully a list of 

503
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:17,640
numbers she's called 1000 times.
And Scully thinks Missus 

504
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:23,320
McLennan, Mr. McLennan is 
suffering from stereotypy, is 

505
00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:27,040
what she calls it stereotypy, 
which is found by stress and 

506
00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:30,640
found it, which is caused by 
stress and found in PO WS and 

507
00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:33,760
for some reason also in zoo 
animals for some reason. 

508
00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:37,440
It just, it just says something 
to do with like your, your, your

509
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:40,680
mind, your mind isn't connected 
to where it's supposed to be 

510
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:42,240
anymore. 
I'll tell you something. 

511
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:45,120
Stress like your your brains not
functioning the way it used to 

512
00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:46,720
anymore. 
Disassociation. 

513
00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:48,840
Yeah, that's probably some 
relation. 

514
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:52,200
I'll tell you something that 
pissed me off, friends, Molder 

515
00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:53,840
says. 
They're not zoo animals, they're

516
00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:56,240
pilots. 
And this is Mulder committing 

517
00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:59,680
Ham the Astro Chimp erasure and 
I will not allow it. 

518
00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:04,360
I can't believe him. 
Ham the Astro Chimp is the first

519
00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:06,600
monkey. 
They sit into space, this 

520
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:09,560
bastard. 
He's a, he's a, he's a hero. 

521
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:13,920
How dare he? 
Scully brings up the Aurora 

522
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:16,600
project, which is a code name 
for a new Defense Department 

523
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:19,560
surveillance project, and says 
that the Pentagon has been 

524
00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:22,480
testing sub orbital spycraft 
over the western US. 

525
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:25,880
That all sounds like a bunch of 
BS bullshit cover up shit to me.

526
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:28,000
I don't know. 
Yeah, it's a bunch of word 

527
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,120
salad. 
It's, it's, it's word salad that

528
00:26:30,120 --> 00:26:33,800
makes you think, OK, that's not 
they're hiding something. 

529
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:35,880
They're like, oh, this is this 
is all crazy. 

530
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:37,680
Stuff. 
That's what they're flying, but 

531
00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:39,200
whatever. 
Yeah, OK, sure. 

532
00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:42,040
Whatever they can say to cover 
up what they're actually doing. 

533
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:45,920
So someone named Colonel Kissel 
agrees to meet them. 

534
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:48,960
But like a way later. 
Right, Yeah, like a week later, 

535
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:51,400
but Molder says fuck that, we're
going to his house. 

536
00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:53,000
We're doing it live. 
We're. 

537
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:55,520
Going to show up anyway. 
Yeah, and they do. 

538
00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:58,240
And so they show up at his house
and wait for him, and when he 

539
00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:00,480
arrives, he's dismissive and 
standoffish. 

540
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:03,440
Slams door in their face, right.
Yeah, Molder's like, why don't 

541
00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:05,080
you? 
Why won't you tell us anything? 

542
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:07,800
And he says, why don't you get 
the hell out of my yard? 

543
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:12,240
And I, I don't know, Mom, you 
have watched a couple of 

544
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:16,320
documentaries about this person,
but he reminded me for of Hugh 

545
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:20,360
Hefner for some reason. 
Oh, like a younger Hugh Hefner, 

546
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:24,000
because he, I mean, he wasn't 
that young, but he also wasn't 

547
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,640
that old either. 
The man in the episode, He was 

548
00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:28,960
what, 50s? 
Hugh. 

549
00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:33,240
Hefner. 
Hugh Hefner was one of the most 

550
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:40,480
smartest man in the way of 
supply, Supply and demand. 

551
00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:45,320
I I guess you could say he he. 
He saw demand and he supplied 

552
00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:46,520
it, basically. 
What you're saying? 

553
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:48,600
There's a demand. 
People want to look at pretty 

554
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:49,960
girls, man. 
That's the thing. 

555
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:52,600
Whether or not he's a good 
person, I don't know, but he was

556
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:55,200
definitely a good business. 
How old was he when he died? 

557
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:59,280
Like 94. 
OK, so like in the 90s, he would

558
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:01,400
have been even older than this 
man in this episode. 

559
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:03,760
Yeah. 
OK, Yeah. 

560
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:10,240
But while they're walking away 
from Colonel Kissel's house, a 

561
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:12,560
reporter from the local paper 
comes up. 

562
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:15,640
He says he's Paul Mossinger and 
he lives down the street from 

563
00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:18,520
Berlin McLennan. 
He asked them how the case is 

564
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:22,040
going, which Mulder shuts down. 
Mulder then asked him if he's 

565
00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:24,400
seen any UFO since he lives in 
the area. 

566
00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:27,080
Paul says no. 
He thinks it's a bunch of 

567
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:28,960
baloney. 
Yeah, he's not a believer. 

568
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:30,320
Right. 
Mulder asked. 

569
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:33,400
If he wanted to talk to one of 
those UFO believing suckers, 

570
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:36,440
where might he go? 
So anyway, we're at the Flying 

571
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:39,200
Saucer Diner. 
Yeah, so they, they, I like, 

572
00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:41,600
they do that a lot where they'll
like they'll ask someone a 

573
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:45,080
question about something and 
then, then, and then it cuts to 

574
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:47,480
the next scene and they've all, 
they've already gotten the 

575
00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:50,880
answer and now they're doing the
thing that the answer got them. 

576
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:53,640
They do that a lot. 
It's like, I guess cut for time 

577
00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:55,720
a lot of the time. 
Why do you only need her to 

578
00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:59,880
explain where it's at I guess? 
It keeps the pace running 

579
00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:01,400
smoothly. 
Yeah, she would have been like, 

580
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:04,720
Oh, well, you could go down to 
the Flying Saucer Diner down on 

581
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:07,560
12th St. or whatever, but that 
you don't really need that. 

582
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:11,000
There's a waitress there, and 
she's friendly and she makes 

583
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:15,040
small talk about the she makes 
small talk about the constant 

584
00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:18,480
Sonic booms. 
And Molder points to a line of 

585
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:21,880
photographs taped to the bar. 
And he asked who took them. 

586
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:25,560
And she says lots of people, but
the one on the end is when she 

587
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:28,640
took herself. 
We zoom in on this picture and 

588
00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:32,160
friends, it is what appears to 
be a tortilla chip. 

589
00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:35,640
Not really. 
But yes, it does look like a 

590
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:36,880
tortilla chip in. 
The triangle. 

591
00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:41,240
Yeah, it's a. 
It's a triangle black shape, 

592
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:44,760
fuzzy in the sky with some 
trees. 

593
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:48,760
You know what if you know how 
sometimes most, most Doritos are

594
00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:51,600
like a little curled on the 
ends, but sometimes you'll get 

595
00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:55,040
that one that's really flat if 
you just go outside on a sunny 

596
00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:57,200
day and take a picture of that 
from the bottom. 

597
00:29:57,360 --> 00:30:01,560
That's the picture she has. 
Right, just put a green screen 

598
00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:03,400
on your hand and take a picture 
of the chip and back. 

599
00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:08,960
Green screen on your hand. 
How most rinky dink small town 

600
00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:12,840
diners have like maybe a 
celebrity went in there and 

601
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:16,200
their pictures on the wall 
autograph or or the local 

602
00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:19,640
baseball team. 
Not this place they got UFOs. 

603
00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:23,600
That's what they're known for. 
One time Jerry the alien came 

604
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:29,960
over and asked for a sandwich, 
but she was apparently taking 

605
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:32,560
out the garbage in the back. 
Look, looked up and saw it 

606
00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:35,920
hovering, and she said for a 
minute I thought they were going

607
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:39,040
to land in the parking lot and 
I'd have to serve them lunch. 

608
00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:44,000
And she's selling prints, of 
course. 20 bucks a pop. 

609
00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:48,520
Mulder, unable to resist 
humiliating himself, buys one. 

610
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:51,200
Scully leans in and whispers, 
sucker. 

611
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:55,040
She leaves when Mulder asks 
where someone like him might be 

612
00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:59,800
able to see a UFO for himself. 
Molder gets a hand drawn map 

613
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:02,760
from the waitress and heads out.
By the way, this is a good time 

614
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:05,000
to mention this. 
There was actually a tie into 

615
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,800
this episode. 
This diner is actually a diner 

616
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:11,360
down in Kansas where they filmed
and they wanted to do something 

617
00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:15,160
for the, you know, the whole 
alien aspect of The X-Files. 

618
00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:18,280
So they actually found some 
meteor rocks that had fallen and

619
00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:20,560
they started grinding that up 
and putting them on the 

620
00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:24,960
hamburgers and it started to 
give the kids really crazy 

621
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:26,440
powers. 
Oh my God. 

622
00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:31,160
And so they were originally 
going to make a really cool 

623
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:35,960
docudrama miniseries about it, 
but due to studio interference 

624
00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:41,640
it ended up becoming Smallville.
Oh OK I get it. 

625
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:44,520
The media rocks and they they 
turn the story around a little 

626
00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:47,040
bit. 
So have The X-Files created 

627
00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:50,720
Superman? 
Not Superman but the studio was 

628
00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:53,280
like this is perfect for 
Superman so they looped it in. 

629
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:56,160
OK, OK, OK. 
They they created the the small 

630
00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:59,480
the origin story of Superman. 
Yeah, I I don't know if any of 

631
00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:04,000
those kids that ate those meteor
dusted burgers die, but that's a

632
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,120
good. 
We should look into that. 

633
00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:07,840
One day for sure. 
One day. 

634
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:11,200
Maybe they have laser vision? 
I have lead poisoning. 

635
00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:16,160
They probably got lead poison no
matter what, but the agents pull

636
00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:19,080
up next to a barbed wire fence, 
which I guess is where the map 

637
00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:22,600
LED them to, and Scully yells at
Molder asking if they really 

638
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:25,040
came out here to look for UFO 
UFOs. 

639
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:28,040
Mulder is toddling along up a 
hill like a child. 

640
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:30,160
Hilarious. 
Ray's just walking away. 

641
00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:32,200
He's like, I don't care about 
what you say, mom. 

642
00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:34,680
I'm going to go. 
I'm going to walk up this hill. 

643
00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:38,000
I don't care how hard it is. 
He's like, I see a cookie and I 

644
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,760
want to eat it. 
And you don't mean to where, 

645
00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:42,840
where, where, where? 
The kid has to climb up a hill 

646
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:45,120
and they have to kind of go on 
all fours a little bit. 

647
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:47,160
They have to put their hands on.
That's what he's doing. 

648
00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:49,680
Climb up this hill. 
I I guarantee when he's off 

649
00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:52,000
camera, Mulder does move around 
on all fours. 

650
00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:56,160
He strikes me as that kind of 
guy. 

651
00:32:58,040 --> 00:33:02,280
But it's night time now and 
Scully has fallen asleep in the 

652
00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:04,480
car. 
Suddenly the vehicle starts 

653
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:07,760
rattling and the back windshield
breaks and molder runs up. 

654
00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:11,040
Did he cause a seismic shift 
with his weirdness? 

655
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:13,640
Right. 
I don't know, maybe that's what 

656
00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:16,800
he was walking up there to do, 
to do some kind of weird dance 

657
00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:18,600
that brought about a earthquake.
I don't. 

658
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:20,640
Know we also need to clarify 
that the beginning of the scene 

659
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:22,880
when he was climbing up the 
hill, it was bright outside. 

660
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:25,560
Now this current scene, it's 
completely black. 

661
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:27,720
She gave up. 
She went to sleep, yeah. 

662
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:31,840
I bet Mulder just stares up at 
the sky looking for UFOs like a 

663
00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:32,960
dog. 
When they hear something, they 

664
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:34,560
just stare off into the middle 
distance. 

665
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:36,840
Yeah, leave me. 
Like what did you hear, girl? 

666
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:38,600
What did you hear? 
What do you smell? 

667
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:40,800
There's nothing. 
Male UFOs. 

668
00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:44,080
It's. 
Like I smell a vibe in the air. 

669
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:47,200
But he he, he runs up to the 
window and says, you got to see 

670
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:50,160
this. 
And drags her ass out of that 

671
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:50,640
car. 
Yeah, he. 

672
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:52,440
Lies. 
Come on, motherfucker. 

673
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:55,640
She had no chance to say no to 
that. 

674
00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:58,120
I don't want to see no more 
UFOs, grandpa. 

675
00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:00,320
And Mulder is like, too damn bad
too. 

676
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:02,840
Damn bad. 
She definitely doesn't want to 

677
00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:05,160
see UFOs because she definitely 
anyway. 

678
00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:10,000
Yes, Mulder and Scully. 
Mulder and Scully look into the 

679
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,679
barbed wire facility. 
AS2 lights move back and forth, 

680
00:34:12,679 --> 00:34:16,040
chasing and escaping each other.
Mulder says they've been at it 

681
00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:18,440
for half an hour. 
Like why didn't he come get her 

682
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:20,360
as soon as I had? 
I guess he wanted to make sure 

683
00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:22,600
that it like he didn't want to 
miss anything, but when he 

684
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:24,000
thought it was going on for long
enough. 

685
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:26,840
That's what I thought about too.
It was like why, Why was he 

686
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:29,880
watching for 1/2 hour before? 
He was like, you have to come 

687
00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:31,960
right now. 
Like he didn't have to. 

688
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:33,960
I mean, obviously he wasn't in 
that much of a hurry. 

689
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:35,560
But you know what these light 
show reminded me of? 

690
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:37,440
You know those, I don't know 
what it's called. 

691
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:40,080
And maybe one of you do you know
those shows where the girls, 

692
00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:42,560
it'll be like on a stage and the
girls will have, like, one or 

693
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:45,520
two lights in each hand and 
they'll be dressed in like, all 

694
00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:47,239
black. 
And it's like a black stage. 

695
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:47,920
They're doing. 
Yeah. 

696
00:34:48,679 --> 00:34:50,560
Like a rave. 
Not a rave. 

697
00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:53,480
There's like a performance thing
that they do where they'll have 

698
00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:56,080
like 3 or 4 girls, they'll have 
like 1 light on each hand, one 

699
00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:59,640
light on each foot or something.
And they'll do this, but you can

700
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:03,880
only see the lights and they do 
a stage performance and there's 

701
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:06,040
it's cold a thing I was. 
Just saying that's why I was 

702
00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:11,000
having a big old giant one. 
Attacking A50 foot rave woman. 

703
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:13,240
No, but that's what it reminded 
me of. 

704
00:35:13,240 --> 00:35:14,760
Is that where do they have the 
light? 

705
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:16,600
Shows that do that. 
Have you ever seen what we're 

706
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:18,280
talking about, where people will
have the glove? 

707
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:21,960
Yeah, I've been to club where 
they actually do that with 

708
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:25,640
rainbow light. 
Yeah, we've never been to them 

709
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:26,440
all. 
We've just seen it. 

710
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:30,200
We're not club people. 
Back in the day I used to go to 

711
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:32,400
clubs. 
She used to be a different 

712
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:34,080
person back in the day. 
We'll have to get into one of 

713
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:35,560
those stories one day. 
Oh God. 

714
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:41,520
But Collie thinks it might be 
lasers from the ground reflect, 

715
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:44,920
reflecting off the cloud layer. 
She is just every time there's 

716
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:47,880
something crazy in front of her 
she comes up with Oh well it's 

717
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:50,680
there's a logical explanation. 
Shut the fuck up, you don't 

718
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:53,240
know. 
Molder says obviously it's 100 

719
00:35:53,240 --> 00:35:55,880
foot woman doing a light show. 
Collie, shut up. 

720
00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:01,440
It's so crazy how she 
immediately just disregards it 

721
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:04,160
or comes up with something she 
is in all. 

722
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:06,240
She can rationalize. 
It Yeah. 

723
00:36:06,240 --> 00:36:07,520
She isn't all staring up, 
though. 

724
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:11,640
She is like whoa. 
But they watch in awe as the two

725
00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:15,840
lights rise out of the frame and
a helicopter with a spotlight 

726
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:19,240
approaches them and two people 
run out from under a broken 

727
00:36:19,240 --> 00:36:22,360
piece of barbed wire fence. 
The agents run down the hill 

728
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:24,720
after them. 
Molder and Scully catch up to 

729
00:36:24,720 --> 00:36:26,840
the pair and turn in. 
What? 

730
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:30,200
Molder and Scully catch up to 
the pair and they turn around 

731
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:33,320
shouting Don't shoot. 
The four of them end up hiding 

732
00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:35,880
under a tree. 
The long haired guy says. 

733
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:37,360
Whoa. 
Extreme. 

734
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:42,640
So wait, wait, wait, wait. 
You said they crawled out from 

735
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:46,400
the fence, but from when? 
When we just, I swear they just 

736
00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:47,840
seems like they crawled out from
the Bush. 

737
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:49,320
You didn't know there was a 
broken fence there? 

738
00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:50,960
Yeah, it must have been the 
Bush. 

739
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:52,960
I think you're right. 
I think I'm right because later 

740
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:54,520
you learn that it is a broken 
fence. 

741
00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:58,480
But I think in this particular 
scene it just looks like they 

742
00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:02,800
were hiding under the Bush, 2 
feet from Mulder and Scully's 

743
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:06,440
car, by the way, right next to 
it, which I thought was crazy. 

744
00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:08,840
And now we have our introduction
to. 

745
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:13,960
So they take them to a diner 
where they grub down and we can 

746
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:17,240
clearly see that. 
Holy fuck that Seth Green in the

747
00:37:17,240 --> 00:37:20,560
second episode of The X-Files. 
Yes, this, this, this young, 

748
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:26,760
short, very long haired Stoner 
Seth Green character. 

749
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:28,400
And now you could tell 
immediately it's him when you 

750
00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:30,320
first see him. 
But then when they start talking

751
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:32,680
to the diner, you you, you 
definitely know that even. 

752
00:37:32,720 --> 00:37:35,960
My forgetful ass knows who he 
is. 

753
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:39,440
Yeah, you recognize him and I 
got he is so short. 

754
00:37:39,720 --> 00:37:41,120
Have you ever watched Robot 
Chicken? 

755
00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:45,120
No, I didn't think so. 
Random. 

756
00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:47,080
It's a claymation Adult Swim 
show. 

757
00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:49,520
So it's not something you'd 
watch, I don't think. 

758
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:52,560
All right, but. 
S Green first what do? 

759
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:54,400
What do you call it? 
Your first guest *. 

760
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:55,960
First, yeah, guest. 
Star. 

761
00:37:55,960 --> 00:38:00,480
Well, he wasn't anybody. 
Back then, yeah. 

762
00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:03,080
He's just he's just a random 
character who became. 

763
00:38:03,240 --> 00:38:06,280
Like for instance, in the later 
episode Lucy Liu is on The 

764
00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:10,240
X-Files and it's like in two the
year 1998 or something before 

765
00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:12,520
she ever or 1997. 
Even it's like two or three 

766
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:14,960
years before Charlie's Angels. 
Yeah, it's like 5 years before 

767
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:18,360
Charlie's Angels. 
Yeah, but anyway, so Scully 

768
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:21,080
asked them what they were doing 
out there, and apparently they 

769
00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:23,880
have a spot. 
And I imagine this is for either

770
00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:26,520
getting higher as fuck or making
out or both. 

771
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:28,800
Yeah, some combination of both, 
probably. 

772
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:31,840
The way they describe it, the 
way he says like, well, you 

773
00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:34,000
know, we just sit out there and 
listen to music. 

774
00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:36,400
It sounds like he's being 
sarcastic. 

775
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:38,720
Like, yeah, that's all we're 
doing. 

776
00:38:38,720 --> 00:38:41,280
So they're either doing sex 
stuff or they're doing drug 

777
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:43,480
stuff or both or both. 
Exactly. 

778
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:48,520
Probably, but this is the first 
time that they've been chased 

779
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:50,720
out of there since their friend 
showed them the hole in the 

780
00:38:50,720 --> 00:38:53,320
fence a year ago. 
And in that time they've seen 

781
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:57,680
them drop bombs and they tell 
them about yellow base, which is

782
00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:00,120
something they've overheard, I 
guess, where they store top 

783
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:02,360
secret stuff. 
And their friend told them 

784
00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:05,000
there's tons of landmines and 
stuff out there. 

785
00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:07,600
And a junkyard or something, 
right? 

786
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:11,800
Yeah, and outside we see a 
vehicle pull up and a man in 

787
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:15,000
covered in shadow radios into 
someone that he has their 

788
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:18,040
position. 
The voice on the radio says 

789
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:21,200
they're opening up the cage and 
tells him to come back. 

790
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:23,800
He says red bird out. 
Red Bird. 

791
00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:25,160
Out red. 
Bird out. 

792
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:27,000
It's such a strange 
conversation. 

793
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:28,480
I don't it doesn't make any 
sense. 

794
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:30,640
Red bird out, brother. 
All. 

795
00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:32,800
Right. 
But back inside, Seth Green is 

796
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:35,960
using a burger to represent 
strange aircraft as he describes

797
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:38,080
it. 
Motor asked him what he thinks 

798
00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:40,560
it was. 
He says he doesn't think it was 

799
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:42,480
a UFO. 
He thinks it was some sort of 

800
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:45,040
Star Wars Cybertech, newfangled 
hardware. 

801
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:47,080
They're getting ready for Desert
Storm 2. 

802
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:50,600
They're probably going to cruise
it right over to Saddam's house.

803
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:54,320
And he'd be like, what? 
Like this is the most what's 

804
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:58,040
what's the character from? 
What's Sean Penn's character? 

805
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:01,080
Oh fuck. 
From Spicauli. 

806
00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:02,560
Jeff Spicauli. 
Jeff Spicauli. 

807
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:07,040
I thought you were going to say 
Slater, Adam, Rory Cochran's 

808
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:09,560
character from Amazed and 
confused. 

809
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:13,520
Yeah, that that's true. 
It's the most typical like, like

810
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:18,080
stone, like 70s long hair, 
hippie stone, gnarly dude. 

811
00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:22,560
He just he it's that it's a very
typical character, but he does 

812
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:24,000
it. 
He does it really good. 

813
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:29,200
And this is this, I don't know 
Seth Green's, you know, history 

814
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:32,240
of when he did stuff. 
I don't think he was anybody. 

815
00:40:32,240 --> 00:40:34,840
He just got happened to be good 
at doing that voice and chose 

816
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:35,600
him for that part. 
Yeah. 

817
00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:38,360
And he got lucky and this. 
He might play stoned 

818
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:40,280
convincingly I think is what it 
was. 

819
00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:44,480
Yeah, and this might be with our
first because I think this 

820
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:46,400
happens quite a few times 
throughout the series. 

821
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:50,720
This might be our first non 
celebrity extra who ends up 

822
00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:52,840
becoming a celeb it. 
Definitely is. 

823
00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:55,080
Because I don't think he was 
famous at all. 

824
00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:56,880
There's. 
Nobody going to say I don't know

825
00:40:56,880 --> 00:41:01,080
how far apart this episode is 
from when he becomes Doctor 

826
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:04,240
Evils son, but he don't look, he
looks the exact. 

827
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:06,160
Same. 
No, he's, he's. 

828
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:07,400
I looked it up. 
He's. 

829
00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:10,800
I think he's an alien there. 
You go. 

830
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:13,560
He's 20 here. 
Oh my God, Mom, you figured it 

831
00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:16,320
out. 
His name is Seth Green because 

832
00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:19,240
he's an alien. 
Oh, that's right, that's right. 

833
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:21,600
Holy shit, it's all coming 
together. 

834
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:25,120
And he's only he's only 20 here 
and he's 5/4. 

835
00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:26,920
His hair is almost as long as he
is. 

836
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,720
Him and Kendrick Lamar, same 
height. 

837
00:41:30,240 --> 00:41:33,520
Molder holds up the picture from
the waitress and says does it 

838
00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:37,200
look anything like this? 
And Seth says no, it looks 

839
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:38,800
exactly like that. 
Oh my. 

840
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:44,200
God that's so annoying. 
You an idiot in the daytime. 

841
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:48,680
OK, wait, so it was it was night
when they were at the diner, 

842
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:50,560
right? 
Yeah, it was getting to be 

843
00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:52,640
morning. 
OK, because they opened up at a 

844
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:54,640
hotel room. 
Yeah, I think. 

845
00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:56,520
Did they all get a hotel room 
together? 

846
00:41:56,920 --> 00:41:58,720
Seth Green's like, I'll take the
floor man. 

847
00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:02,520
You might if I smoke a joint. 
If he went home or something, I 

848
00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:04,560
don't. 
Know it opens up in the hotel 

849
00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:08,800
room because he drops. 
I think if I'm not mistaken, I 

850
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:10,200
believe there. 
Is no, it doesn't. 

851
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:12,000
I'm sorry. 
It doesn't open up in a hotel 

852
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:13,720
room. 
It just opens up in the daytime 

853
00:42:13,720 --> 00:42:15,760
and he's dropping them off. 
So I was like, did they get a 

854
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:18,160
hotel room? 
I think, and I could be wrong, 

855
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:20,840
we might could check later, but 
I think there is a time stamp 

856
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:23,240
thingy when they're sitting in 
the diner before they start 

857
00:42:23,240 --> 00:42:25,280
talking about what the aircraft 
is. 

858
00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:29,520
It says it's like 5 O 8:00 AM OK
or something like like it's 

859
00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:32,280
still dark memory. 
It's still dark. 

860
00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:33,960
I could be wrong about the time,
but it's still dark. 

861
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:35,960
But it's going to be, like, very
soon. 

862
00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:38,360
Yeah. 
It's mornings like, and they got

863
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:42,200
there before it was dark the 
night before, so they spent all 

864
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:46,680
night, all night there. 
You've got where you are. 

865
00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:47,760
Yeah. 
OK. 

866
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:53,040
So he helps him unload his moped
out of the trunk and you know 

867
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:55,960
they say their goodbyes and 
Mulder gets in the car and pops 

868
00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:59,080
in a tape that he says is 
evidence and starts to rock out.

869
00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:02,440
Scully stops that shit and asked
him if he saw their eyes. 

870
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:06,240
She she says if she were that 
stoned and Molder cuts her off 

871
00:43:06,240 --> 00:43:09,240
with a genuine interest in what 
she would be like if she were 

872
00:43:09,240 --> 00:43:11,360
stoned. 
I can't imagine it. 

873
00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:13,400
She would probably just be 
really calm and quiet and 

874
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:14,920
observing everything from a 
corner. 

875
00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:18,960
Yeah, well, well, maybe we'll 
see. 

876
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:21,040
Well, maybe we'll see some 
different versions of Scully 

877
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:22,600
throughout the years, if any. 
Drugs. 

878
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:23,880
Happen. 
We definitely will see some 

879
00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:28,880
different versions of Scully, 
but he says she could have shown

880
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:31,520
them a flying hamburger and he 
would have told him that's 

881
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:35,200
exactly what he saw. 
Mulder shows Scully old UFO 

882
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:38,800
photos of the Roswell crash. 
Ellen's Air Force Base is 

883
00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:41,960
supposedly one of the six places
parts from that crash got 

884
00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:45,080
shipped, and he thinks these 
pilots have been flying planes 

885
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:48,760
made of those UFO parts. 
And Scully tries not to laugh at

886
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:51,000
him here. 
Is this where she gives him that

887
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,040
smile I was talking about in the
car? 

888
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:57,120
I think so. 
So she does this thing, I don't 

889
00:43:57,120 --> 00:43:59,200
know if you'll if I tell you 
about it, you might notice it 

890
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:01,800
later where Mulder will be 
talking about what he thinks is 

891
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:03,760
happening. 
And it's like the craziest shit,

892
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:05,360
right. 
Do you ever have like when you 

893
00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:07,880
hear like a two or three-year 
old tell you something and 

894
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:10,840
you're like, yeah, that's so 
sweet. 

895
00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:13,800
Yeah. 
You give him that smile that 

896
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:17,880
you're just like, OK, sure. 
That's what she does to Mulder 

897
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:22,240
all the time because he's like, 
yeah, there's aliens, there's a 

898
00:44:22,240 --> 00:44:24,680
conspiracy. 
And she's like, OK, Mulder. 

899
00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:30,160
I'm not fine. 
So Scully looks at the UFO 

900
00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:34,440
pictures from Roswell and the 
pictures of the UFO that the 

901
00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:38,640
waitress took and she says these
things. 

902
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:45,240
I mean they're all she sees is 2
blurry tortilla chips and Molder

903
00:44:45,240 --> 00:44:47,920
gets defensive and he says tell 
me there isn't a remarkable 

904
00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:51,120
resemblance between these two 
salt dusted fried corn pieces. 

905
00:44:52,120 --> 00:44:54,640
Molder says tell me I'm crazy 
and Scully does. 

906
00:44:55,080 --> 00:45:00,600
I have a feeling this is going 
to be a thing at a hotel. 

907
00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:03,800
Molder is staring at the 
waitress UFO picture and 

908
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:06,640
stroking it with deep longing in
his eyes. 

909
00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:09,360
He's always there. 
There's two things that happen, 

910
00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:11,200
and I swear, hold on, hold on. 
OK. 

911
00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:14,360
OK, he's staring at it and 
stroking it with deep longing in

912
00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:16,120
his eyes. 
And this is hit. 

913
00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:19,280
This is basically Molder's 
version of The Wolverine meme 

914
00:45:19,680 --> 00:45:24,240
with the Scott Summers and Jean 
Grey wedding picture or whatever

915
00:45:24,240 --> 00:45:25,880
it is. 
Do you want to show Mom? 

916
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:27,200
Yeah. 
You don't know what I'm talking 

917
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:27,720
about, do you? 
I have. 

918
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:28,880
No. 
You're about to see. 

919
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:29,960
Show her a gift of it. 
OK. 

920
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:32,160
Hold on, hold on real time 
we're. 

921
00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:38,760
Doing it real time, you'll see. 
Is this it right here? 

922
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:45,680
There's one. 
So it it's it's like he's 

923
00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:48,800
looking at a picture and people 
put different stuff in the 

924
00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:51,960
picture, but it's Wolverine 
looking at the picture in his 

925
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:53,040
bed. 
Sad and. 

926
00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:57,520
That's how Mulder's looking at 
this brainy ass photograph of a 

927
00:45:57,520 --> 00:46:00,520
tortilla chip that this waitress
took at the back when she was 

928
00:46:00,520 --> 00:46:03,400
taking out garbage. 
Yeah, people add different 

929
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:06,240
pictures to it. 
Is that Michael Jordan crying? 

930
00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:08,040
It was a Michael Jordan. 
Or is it? 

931
00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:09,320
It's Michael Jordan. 
Yeah. 

932
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:12,320
And yeah, people who have the 
different pictures there. 

933
00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:14,840
Anyway. 
It's very funny this is what he 

934
00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:18,600
does though is he stares 
longingly at pictures of UFO. 

935
00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:23,360
But Scully rushes in to tell 
Mulder that Missus Buddha has 

936
00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:26,240
has contacted them about her 
husband finally getting home 

937
00:46:26,240 --> 00:46:29,040
last night. 
Oh, surprise, surprise. 

938
00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:34,280
The crew pulls up to the Buddha 
Haas bungalow, but Miss Misses 

939
00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:37,280
Buddha Haas is crying. 
She shows them the Colonel and 

940
00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:40,640
says that is not my husband. 
OK, here's another meme. 

941
00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:43,840
Here's another Mom meme Corner. 
Do you know that that 

942
00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:45,760
motherfucker back there is not 
real? 

943
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:48,880
No. 
Show her that you guys. 

944
00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:53,280
Show her real time again. 
You look it up, OK? 

945
00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:59,680
I have to adjust my seat. 
OK, I don't get too, but I am 

946
00:46:59,720 --> 00:47:05,200
telling you right out, that 
mother, that mother back there 

947
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:10,520
is not real. 
She is look, she is absolutely 

948
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:14,800
like like convinced that someone
on this plane is not a real 

949
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,600
person or not a real something. 
I don't. 

950
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:19,600
Anyway, that's what Missus 
Buddha is saying. 

951
00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:22,760
She's saying that motherfucker 
back there is not my husband. 

952
00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:24,920
And she's crying but what? 
I don't understand. 

953
00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:28,400
I'm pretty sure the only thing 
she says through the whole 

954
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:32,280
conversation is tears, and 
that's not my husband. 

955
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:36,640
She doesn't explain why. 
She, she just knows. 

956
00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:39,000
I mean, you would know. 
She would know, I would. 

957
00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:41,840
Know. 
But anyway, the colder is 

958
00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:47,120
bewildered by the colder. 
The Colonel is bewildered by his

959
00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:49,520
wife. 
Mulder introduces himself and 

960
00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:55,120
tells him why he's why they're 
there and Judah Haas tells 

961
00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:59,840
Mulder he's been in an on base 
hospital for four months and 

962
00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:02,520
Mulder asked him some questions 
to conform his identity. 

963
00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:06,880
Birthday kids names Green Bay 
stuff, Green Bay Packers. 

964
00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:09,600
Stuff. 
And then he asked him a really 

965
00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:11,920
specific question about 
aircrafts. 

966
00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:16,760
Like a 4G8G type if it's 
possible or something. 

967
00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:20,960
And the Colonel just shorts out.
He can't pull the information up

968
00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:24,160
to the front of his, you know he
can't pull it out. 

969
00:48:24,600 --> 00:48:27,360
He just like, like it's just not
there. 

970
00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:32,760
Like he just blank. 
Yeah, and he stands up and 

971
00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:36,240
approaches his wife and she 
cowers away and they leave. 

972
00:48:36,240 --> 00:48:37,880
After that I don't know what 
happened. 

973
00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:39,480
Right, like. 
I guess she's. 

974
00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:41,240
Like that motherfucker is not 
real. 

975
00:48:41,240 --> 00:48:42,760
And they're like, OK, see you 
later. 

976
00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:45,040
We got to go. 
You got some snacks in your 

977
00:48:45,040 --> 00:48:50,120
fridge anyway, I, I just, I 
think of molder like a kid who 

978
00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:52,440
would be like, oh, you got games
on your phone, you got snacks in

979
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:53,000
your fridge. 
He. 

980
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:56,320
Has like a little can I say? 
Some pretzels with me. 

981
00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:58,280
Yeah, that's what I would say, 
right? 

982
00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:02,200
But Molder thinks that they did 
something to Buddha Haas's 

983
00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:05,680
brain, and Scully says it might 
be amnesia because there's 

984
00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:08,600
nothing that could do what 
Molder is suggesting they did to

985
00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:10,360
him, which is like wipe his 
brain or whatever. 

986
00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:11,800
Scientific. 
Like specific? 

987
00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:14,440
I'm pretty sure there's 
technology to like you can 

988
00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:16,640
destroy someones brain in all 
their memories. 

989
00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:19,840
The Man in Black. 
Yeah, with the neuralized that 

990
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,560
they neuralized them. 
But like that's The thing is 

991
00:49:23,240 --> 00:49:26,960
they're supposedly just like 
just erasing his knowledge of 

992
00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:30,760
aircraft and pilot and 
experimental military stuff. 

993
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:33,520
That's the only thing he knows 
his kids names he remembers, 

994
00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:34,880
like their births and all that. 
I. 

995
00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:37,560
Was like how the hell could they
be that specific with what they 

996
00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:40,280
removed from his memory? 
Yeah, that's not, that's crazy. 

997
00:49:40,280 --> 00:49:43,080
But like she said, the men in 
black. 

998
00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:45,560
Yeah. 
It's just, however, a minute 

999
00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:47,320
long. 
The last two minutes, last four.

1000
00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:50,480
Minutes and he thinks that maybe
they did this because of when 

1001
00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:52,920
Buddha has had his psychotic 
episode the government couldn't 

1002
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:55,080
trust him basically. 
Yeah. 

1003
00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:58,160
So. 
Because you never know what 

1004
00:49:58,160 --> 00:49:59,880
someone's going to, how they're 
going to, how much they're going

1005
00:49:59,880 --> 00:50:02,320
to spill the beans when they're 
not themselves. 

1006
00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:06,080
So as they're driving, 2 cars 
appear on the road blocking them

1007
00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:10,880
and they box them in and a bunch
of men in black actually 

1008
00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:14,880
actually they exit out like it's
a freaking clown car and they 

1009
00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:19,800
order Molder and Scully out and 
they manhandle Molder like he 

1010
00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:22,080
was eating a succulent Chinese 
meal. 

1011
00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:24,120
Oh my God, do. 
You know that? 

1012
00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:30,680
No. 
Gentlemen, this is the Bakrasi 

1013
00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:33,040
manifest. 
What is the charge? 

1014
00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:35,840
Eating a meal. 
A succulent Chinese meal. 

1015
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:39,960
The Bakrasi manifest. 
And he didn't appreciate the way

1016
00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:42,320
he was handled. 
See that chip over there? 

1017
00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:45,120
Get your hand off my. 
Penis he's. 

1018
00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:51,320
Got his hand on my penis. 
So the succulent Chinese meal 

1019
00:50:51,320 --> 00:50:54,880
thing is a hugely popular 
everybody knows what that is 

1020
00:50:54,880 --> 00:50:56,720
thing. 
And The funny thing is, is that 

1021
00:50:57,800 --> 00:51:00,600
go ahead, get, go ahead. 
Oh, is it that guy? 

1022
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:03,480
He didn't do anything. 
He was the wrong guy. 

1023
00:51:03,720 --> 00:51:06,400
They really just found this dude
in this restaurant and thought 

1024
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:08,880
he was someone else and fucking 
arrested him in the middle of 

1025
00:51:08,880 --> 00:51:12,320
his succulent Chinese meal he 
was just doing. 

1026
00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:16,240
He ended up being a character. 
And the original video is like 

1027
00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:22,200
the 90s, yeah, the early mid 90s
around this time. 

1028
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:24,000
Yeah, but I hope they pick you 
know what? 

1029
00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:25,360
Right. 
They might have, they might have

1030
00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:27,520
been influenced by this. 
Like we're going to give them a 

1031
00:51:27,520 --> 00:51:30,600
succulent Chinese meal. 
We're going to give them a 

1032
00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:34,840
succulent Chinese molder. 
Oh, I don't know if that's 

1033
00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:37,760
something about that feels 
really wrong in a few ways. 

1034
00:51:37,760 --> 00:51:39,680
Scratch that out, I'll take that
out. 

1035
00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:44,160
Oh. 
My goodness. 

1036
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:49,000
But anyway, they ransacked the 
vehicle, taking evidence, 

1037
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:52,040
unloading the firearms that the 
agents have, and telling them in

1038
00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:54,240
no uncertain terms they got to 
get the fuck out. 

1039
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,600
They like, RIP up their papers, 
dump all their stuff on the 

1040
00:51:58,600 --> 00:52:01,240
ground, regular bully asshole 
stuff. 

1041
00:52:01,240 --> 00:52:04,000
Fucking I thought we had litter 
laws in this country. 

1042
00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:09,360
Yeah, they're littering all over
the road, but they're told to 

1043
00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:12,040
pack town and leave. 
They're told to pack up and 

1044
00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:14,000
leave town immediately. 
Pack town and leave, yeah? 

1045
00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:16,480
They're going to pack this whole
fucking town up. 

1046
00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:19,320
Fuck Peyton the town red. 
Just pack it up. 

1047
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:25,560
Pack the town in anyway. 
At the hotel, Molder posits that

1048
00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:28,440
maybe that helicopter from last 
night was meant to scare them 

1049
00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:30,200
off, not those Stoner kids, 
which. 

1050
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:32,160
Obviously. 
Damn right. 

1051
00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:34,120
Just now figuring that out. 
Molder. 

1052
00:52:34,880 --> 00:52:38,960
Mulder finally tells Scully 
about the unnamed man from the 

1053
00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:42,440
bathroom in the DC bar. 
Which sounds like a very 

1054
00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:44,640
different story than what it is.
Well, you said that well. 

1055
00:52:44,640 --> 00:52:48,800
This is before Grinder but 
anyway, how he told Mulder not 

1056
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:52,240
to take the case and how his 
phone was being tapped and he 

1057
00:52:52,240 --> 00:52:55,160
thinks all of this is a huge 
conspiracy to hide the fact that

1058
00:52:55,160 --> 00:52:58,800
they have a UFO here. 
And and. 

1059
00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:01,800
Scully's like, well, that would 
be a national scandal, and then 

1060
00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:04,480
Mulder's like, no, you silly 
goose, that would be the 

1061
00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:07,000
confirmation of extra 
terrestrials get with the 

1062
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:08,560
program. 
Wouldn't that be a national 

1063
00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:11,000
scandal? 
That would be an international 

1064
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:12,960
scandal. 
OK, but still, yeah, she's not 

1065
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:13,800
wrong. 
She's not. 

1066
00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:15,760
She's not wrong at all. 
He's just being an ass. 

1067
00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:21,760
No, it's extraterrestrials. 
And Molder hands her the picture

1068
00:53:21,760 --> 00:53:25,000
of the flying tortilla chip 
after she says they should just 

1069
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:28,280
leave while they still have jobs
and asked her if she's not even 

1070
00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:31,680
a little curious. 
And then he solemnly saunters 

1071
00:53:31,680 --> 00:53:34,200
off to go wash up and pack. 
But fuck that. 

1072
00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:37,400
Molder has gone Molder mode. 
He gets in the car and drives 

1073
00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:40,160
off, leaving Scully yelling 
after him in the parking lot. 

1074
00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:43,360
He says he's going to go shower,
but he fibbed. 

1075
00:53:43,720 --> 00:53:47,280
I know she does. 
She does the molder. 

1076
00:53:47,280 --> 00:53:48,880
Well, she screams his name. 
Yeah. 

1077
00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:52,640
Molder. 
Yeah, she does the Kelly Molder.

1078
00:53:53,080 --> 00:53:55,280
It makes me wonder if at a 
certain point they just used 

1079
00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:57,440
previous recordings and were 
doing that every time she had to

1080
00:53:57,440 --> 00:53:59,440
do it in the shows. 
I hope not to do it all the time

1081
00:53:59,840 --> 00:54:02,560
because I sort of sounds exactly
the same every time she does it.

1082
00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:07,240
But we catch back up with the 
Stoner kids he's met back up 

1083
00:54:07,240 --> 00:54:10,400
with them and they lead them to 
the hole in the fence and they 

1084
00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:12,480
hang back as they've got. 
They've only got. 

1085
00:54:12,560 --> 00:54:14,800
Oh, yeah, no, it wasn't a push. 
It was a hole in the fence 

1086
00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:17,120
because they were up on a hill 
watching and they came out from 

1087
00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:19,360
underneath the hole. 
Yeah, but there's a Bush like 

1088
00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:22,480
the there's a fence like where 
the fence meets the pole in the 

1089
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:24,520
middle. 
The Bush is literally growing 

1090
00:54:24,520 --> 00:54:26,560
like this. 
So it's half covering that 

1091
00:54:26,560 --> 00:54:28,880
little flap. 
They probably did come through 

1092
00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:32,080
that flap in the beginning, but 
I think it just because it was 

1093
00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:34,280
dark, it just kind of looked 
like they came from under the 

1094
00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:35,720
Bush. 
You couldn't really tell there 

1095
00:54:35,720 --> 00:54:38,360
was a flap. 
Why did he need them to show him

1096
00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:40,400
where the hole was? 
He was on that hill. 

1097
00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:42,240
He got there by himself the 
other night before. 

1098
00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:43,320
He didn't need these. 
Why? 

1099
00:54:43,640 --> 00:54:45,600
Because he didn't know there was
a hole there. 

1100
00:54:45,600 --> 00:54:47,120
He thought they just were hiding
in a Bush. 

1101
00:54:47,320 --> 00:54:48,600
Maybe. 
Maybe you're right. 

1102
00:54:48,840 --> 00:54:50,800
Because the Bush hides. 
Or maybe. 

1103
00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:53,040
They wanted to get more out of 
Seth Green. 

1104
00:54:53,600 --> 00:54:55,160
Yeah, right. 
They needed to use them a little

1105
00:54:55,160 --> 00:54:57,880
more. 
His his gnarly dude. 

1106
00:54:57,920 --> 00:55:01,600
Yeah, that's so good. 
It's so good. 

1107
00:55:02,280 --> 00:55:04,600
But Molder is full Molder mode 
now. 

1108
00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:07,240
He doesn't give a shit about 
their warnings and he walks off.

1109
00:55:07,240 --> 00:55:09,800
And then they wonder if they 
forgot to tell him about land 

1110
00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:10,680
mines. 
They haven't. 

1111
00:55:10,680 --> 00:55:12,880
Technically they told him about 
that earlier. 

1112
00:55:12,880 --> 00:55:13,840
You. 
Said that earlier at the 

1113
00:55:13,840 --> 00:55:15,520
restaurant. 
I don't think at the restaurant 

1114
00:55:15,520 --> 00:55:18,320
they mentioned the land mines. 
Even before when I wrote my 

1115
00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:20,840
notes it I wrote that they're 
told about it. 

1116
00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:24,520
He tells they tell him not to go
past the tall weed. 

1117
00:55:24,640 --> 00:55:27,600
Yeah, they'd be smoking some 
tall weed. 

1118
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:31,800
Right back then I probably bet 
it was probably good homegrown 

1119
00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:34,760
stuff too. 
Mulder walks for a while and 

1120
00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:37,640
then he decides to wait for 
night time and when it comes he 

1121
00:55:37,640 --> 00:55:41,000
finds himself on a tarmac 
suddenly with something flying 

1122
00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:43,600
at him. 
It slows to a hover above him, 

1123
00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:46,880
it's triangular. 
It does some strobing at him and

1124
00:55:46,880 --> 00:55:50,040
then flies away very fast. 
Very interesting tortilla chip. 

1125
00:55:50,440 --> 00:55:56,280
Yeah, they come with LEDs now. 
The Rave chip. 

1126
00:55:57,680 --> 00:56:01,120
Behind him as he looks on after 
the craft, 2 vehicles approach. 

1127
00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:06,520
One has Reds and Blues on and he
turns and sees them and sprints 

1128
00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:08,320
away. 
This motherfucker can run. 

1129
00:56:08,480 --> 00:56:12,280
We were talking about that. 
He's, he's running so fucking 

1130
00:56:12,280 --> 00:56:14,440
hard. 
It's running from the side angle

1131
00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:17,520
where you see him like you see 
like his upper body, and he's 

1132
00:56:17,520 --> 00:56:19,000
running fast. 
And they have that shot. 

1133
00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:20,960
It looks like he's running so 
fast. 

1134
00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:23,600
And then they cut to where the 
cars are behind him, chasing 

1135
00:56:23,600 --> 00:56:26,520
him, and you can see his whole 
body running and it just doesn't

1136
00:56:26,520 --> 00:56:29,640
like he's running that fast. 
It's like he already slowed 

1137
00:56:29,640 --> 00:56:34,280
down. 
But they they surround him and 

1138
00:56:34,280 --> 00:56:37,800
take him to the ground and me 
and Mel thought this was really 

1139
00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:39,480
funny. 
He's like whenever they were 

1140
00:56:39,480 --> 00:56:43,200
around him, he's like, like, 
where are you going? 

1141
00:56:43,560 --> 00:56:46,520
It's like when a dog tries to 
escape but it knows it can't and

1142
00:56:46,520 --> 00:56:48,600
gets gets picked up. 
And they like you just do that 

1143
00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:50,960
like back and forth, don't know.
But it's like when the cars 

1144
00:56:50,960 --> 00:56:55,520
stopped, he he stopped and let 
them surround him and then he 

1145
00:56:55,520 --> 00:56:58,080
did dodge left and right to try 
to avoid it. 

1146
00:56:58,080 --> 00:57:00,240
What are you doing? 
It overtook him like it was in 

1147
00:57:00,240 --> 00:57:01,800
front of him and there was 
another behind him. 

1148
00:57:01,880 --> 00:57:03,840
I know I just as soon as they 
would have stopped he should 

1149
00:57:03,840 --> 00:57:06,240
have just peaked left or right 
and ran straight fast. 

1150
00:57:07,040 --> 00:57:09,440
Maybe had a chance I don't know 
but haven't. 

1151
00:57:09,440 --> 00:57:11,400
But if you turn left, right, I. 
Can't dodge? 

1152
00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:15,360
Him but they they put him on a 
stretcher and load him into the 

1153
00:57:15,360 --> 00:57:18,880
back of one of the vehicles and 
drive off and in the vehicle he 

1154
00:57:18,880 --> 00:57:23,280
strapped down and they give them
something through an injection 

1155
00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:27,560
and put an oxygen mask on them. 
And Scully is calling around 

1156
00:57:27,560 --> 00:57:30,400
back at the hotel trying to find
out where he is and what's going

1157
00:57:30,400 --> 00:57:32,320
on, but her signal keeps getting
interrupted. 

1158
00:57:32,720 --> 00:57:34,680
Even the hotel office phone is 
down. 

1159
00:57:35,200 --> 00:57:38,920
The court says it might have 
been military interference, but.

1160
00:57:38,920 --> 00:57:41,040
Apparently everything is 
military interference in this 

1161
00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:41,840
town. 
Yeah, and. 

1162
00:57:42,360 --> 00:57:45,960
Scully's about to lose. 
It Scully's getting mad, she's 

1163
00:57:45,960 --> 00:57:51,040
like, where the fuck is Mulder? 
We see Mulder being unloaded 

1164
00:57:51,040 --> 00:57:53,480
from a vehicle. 
He's in a warehouse with men in 

1165
00:57:53,480 --> 00:57:55,680
white coats walking around doing
things. 

1166
00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:59,440
He sees spaceship shaped objects
behind opaque tarps. 

1167
00:57:59,760 --> 00:58:03,760
It's a very, very typical, like 
white, like not necessarily 

1168
00:58:03,760 --> 00:58:06,480
hospital, but like the typical 
thing you see in like science 

1169
00:58:06,480 --> 00:58:11,880
experiment related movies. 
All white doctors are not, they 

1170
00:58:11,920 --> 00:58:14,920
probably were, but the whole 
building is all white and 

1171
00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:16,480
there's just doctors wearing all
white. 

1172
00:58:16,480 --> 00:58:18,360
Everything is fucking white and 
everything, the lights. 

1173
00:58:18,360 --> 00:58:19,360
It's crazy. 
I hate, I hate. 

1174
00:58:20,240 --> 00:58:22,200
It's such a very sterile 
environment, you know? 

1175
00:58:22,320 --> 00:58:26,120
Yeah, it really is. 
But Scully heads back to her 

1176
00:58:26,120 --> 00:58:28,720
room and the reporter from 
before is there. 

1177
00:58:28,720 --> 00:58:31,200
He says he was looking for but 
he's acting suspicious. 

1178
00:58:31,840 --> 00:58:35,000
She hears a voice on a radio say
something about Red Bird. 

1179
00:58:36,080 --> 00:58:40,120
It's coming from the guy's car 
and she runs and hops into it 

1180
00:58:40,200 --> 00:58:44,040
and locks the door and the 
reporter asked her what she 

1181
00:58:44,040 --> 00:58:46,000
thinks she's doing. 
She opens up the glove 

1182
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:49,600
compartment and there's a gun 
and an air base security ID 

1183
00:58:49,600 --> 00:58:51,760
badge in there. 
And so this guy is not a 

1184
00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:53,720
journalist. 
This guy is definitely someone 

1185
00:58:53,720 --> 00:58:55,320
else. 
This guy is the type of guy who 

1186
00:58:55,320 --> 00:58:58,040
breaks open a window with a fire
extinguisher. 

1187
00:58:58,160 --> 00:58:59,720
Yes, because that's what he does
next. 

1188
00:58:59,720 --> 00:59:03,720
And Scully reaches out and 
gouges his eyes when he reaches 

1189
00:59:03,720 --> 00:59:04,800
in. 
Does she? 

1190
00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:08,200
She like rubs something in his 
eye because later you do see a 

1191
00:59:08,200 --> 00:59:09,000
mark on his right. 
Eye. 

1192
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:11,000
I think she just gouged his eye,
right? 

1193
00:59:11,400 --> 00:59:13,800
With her thumb or like she. 
I've done that before to 

1194
00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:16,240
somebody. 
Yeah, I think, I think. 

1195
00:59:16,240 --> 00:59:18,440
Was he pretending to be? 
It was a woman it. 

1196
00:59:20,840 --> 00:59:23,960
Was oh God, oh God. 
Was she pretending to be a 

1197
00:59:24,320 --> 00:59:25,960
reporter? 
No anyway. 

1198
00:59:29,880 --> 00:59:33,960
So she gets out of the vehicle 
and points the gun at him and 

1199
00:59:33,960 --> 00:59:38,000
tells him to get in the car. 
She asks him who he is and he 

1200
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:41,640
doesn't say what? 
What the fuck? 

1201
00:59:41,680 --> 00:59:44,320
What the fuck? 
He's very sarcastic through 

1202
00:59:44,360 --> 00:59:47,800
this, like his, he's like, well,
if you say so, miss. 

1203
00:59:47,800 --> 00:59:51,200
And yeah, sure. 
Like he thinks this is just so 

1204
00:59:51,200 --> 00:59:53,120
stupid. 
Like he's not even like scared 

1205
00:59:53,120 --> 00:59:54,720
or worried. 
He's just like, oh this is dumb.

1206
00:59:55,080 --> 01:00:00,320
Yeah, but just then the Stoner 
duo pull up and I was thinking 

1207
01:00:00,320 --> 01:00:02,120
this must be weird from their 
perspective. 

1208
01:00:02,120 --> 01:00:05,200
This woman is just has a guy 
against a car with a gun on his 

1209
01:00:05,200 --> 01:00:09,080
back. 
She asked them if they know 

1210
01:00:09,080 --> 01:00:11,520
where Molder is and they say 
they dropped him off at the base

1211
01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:12,960
and waited, but he never came 
back. 

1212
01:00:13,560 --> 01:00:17,560
Scully orders the security guy 
who used to be the reporter. 

1213
01:00:17,680 --> 01:00:20,720
I guess he's a reporter by day 
and a security guy. 

1214
01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:22,840
No, I just know. 
I know he's being in disguise 

1215
01:00:22,840 --> 01:00:24,960
and shit but. 
Yeah, obviously he's doing a 

1216
01:00:25,040 --> 01:00:28,120
Clark Kent thing. 
Yeah, to get on the 

1217
01:00:28,120 --> 01:00:30,960
walkie-talkie and find out where
Molder is and threatens to leak 

1218
01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:33,840
the story about the experimental
aircraft if he doesn't. 

1219
01:00:34,520 --> 01:00:37,640
And we see Molder being examined
by a team of doctors and they 

1220
01:00:37,640 --> 01:00:39,280
dropped some liquid into his 
eye. 

1221
01:00:39,560 --> 01:00:42,960
Which you saw previously, them 
doing liquid in an eye in one of

1222
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:45,040
the other scenes too at the 
beginning, right? 

1223
01:00:45,080 --> 01:00:47,400
Did we with one of the other 
pilots? 

1224
01:00:47,440 --> 01:00:49,720
There was a scene where you saw 
some dripping an eye. 

1225
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:52,040
No, I don't know, but it wasn't 
explained. 

1226
01:00:52,160 --> 01:00:53,840
Maybe I'm tripping. 
I think you might be tripping. 

1227
01:00:54,040 --> 01:00:57,120
OK on the road. 
Scully sits in the back seat of 

1228
01:00:57,120 --> 01:00:59,720
a vehicle with her weapon 
pointed at the security guy who 

1229
01:00:59,720 --> 01:01:01,760
wipes his eye. 
Like he had liquid dropped into 

1230
01:01:01,760 --> 01:01:02,560
it. 
For some reason. 

1231
01:01:02,800 --> 01:01:05,400
I thought that was funny that 
they went from the liquid being 

1232
01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:09,160
dropped into his eye to him. 
Like, you know, doing that. 

1233
01:01:09,360 --> 01:01:11,280
I mean it's from when she gouged
him. 

1234
01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:13,600
Yeah. 
You know, it's really 

1235
01:01:13,600 --> 01:01:15,920
interesting transition. 
I'd wonder if they meant to do 

1236
01:01:15,920 --> 01:01:18,760
that on purpose or. 
If they meant to do that on 

1237
01:01:18,760 --> 01:01:20,200
purpose. 
If they meant to do it on a 

1238
01:01:20,200 --> 01:01:25,440
poipus poopus, But they arrive 
at the base and after waiting a 

1239
01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:28,680
second, Scully sees the armed 
guard guards at the gate open it

1240
01:01:28,680 --> 01:01:31,800
for an outgoing vehicle. 
The door of the Jeep opens and 

1241
01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:34,920
out steps a discombobulated 
molder looking worse for wear. 

1242
01:01:35,240 --> 01:01:40,200
And this is where we get some of
the some of the epic molder face

1243
01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:45,160
acting with him being supposedly
being like out of it tired, 

1244
01:01:45,160 --> 01:01:47,480
loopy, drugged up look on his 
face. 

1245
01:01:47,720 --> 01:01:50,560
He's just. 
He don't know what's going on. 

1246
01:01:50,760 --> 01:01:53,600
It's it's the face acting is is 
is like 50. 

1247
01:01:53,640 --> 01:01:55,680
Some of it like you're like, Oh 
well, yeah, he looks like he's 

1248
01:01:55,680 --> 01:01:56,960
all fucked up. 
But some of you are just like, 

1249
01:01:56,960 --> 01:02:01,040
what's he doing with this face? 
But. 

1250
01:02:02,880 --> 01:02:05,160
That's the wind. 
OK, OK. 

1251
01:02:05,320 --> 01:02:07,280
It's an alien. 
It's an alien of dog. 

1252
01:02:07,320 --> 01:02:09,400
We heard a weird noise outside. 
Yeah, it's the wind. 

1253
01:02:09,480 --> 01:02:13,440
It's really windy right now. 
Skelly yells at Mulder to get in

1254
01:02:13,440 --> 01:02:15,320
the car. 
And he looks around like he has 

1255
01:02:15,320 --> 01:02:18,120
no idea what those words mean. 
And she's got her gun trained on

1256
01:02:18,120 --> 01:02:21,840
the security agent. 
They meet in the middle and it's

1257
01:02:21,880 --> 01:02:23,880
it's like a hostage exchange, I 
guess. 

1258
01:02:23,880 --> 01:02:28,160
It's very much like a hostage. 
I can I say that hostage 

1259
01:02:28,160 --> 01:02:30,080
exchange? 
That's a hard one, guys. 

1260
01:02:31,400 --> 01:02:33,120
Tongue. 
Twister. 

1261
01:02:33,600 --> 01:02:36,640
And the security guy tells 
Molder they are doing what they 

1262
01:02:36,640 --> 01:02:39,280
were required to do, that it is 
Scully and Molder that have 

1263
01:02:39,280 --> 01:02:43,040
acted inappropriately. 
Scully, who has her finger in 

1264
01:02:43,040 --> 01:02:45,840
the trigger guard so she is 
ready to pop a motherfucker. 

1265
01:02:45,840 --> 01:02:48,560
Oh yeah, she's ready. 
She's ready for something. 

1266
01:02:49,200 --> 01:02:51,240
Backs up and gets the fuck out 
of there. 

1267
01:02:51,560 --> 01:02:55,160
Scully asked Molder if he's OK. 
He's dissociating, he says. 

1268
01:02:55,160 --> 01:02:58,360
I think so, but he doesn't 
remember how he got there. 

1269
01:02:59,320 --> 01:03:01,080
They go back to see Mrs. 
McLennan. 

1270
01:03:01,280 --> 01:03:03,440
OK, OK, OK, see this is the 
point I want to mention 

1271
01:03:03,440 --> 01:03:06,000
something. 
So he says to her in the car 

1272
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:08,040
after she's picked up from being
kidnapped. 

1273
01:03:08,640 --> 01:03:13,520
He says how did I get here or 
where am I or whatever it is, 

1274
01:03:13,520 --> 01:03:15,520
right. 
He says how did I get here? 

1275
01:03:15,520 --> 01:03:19,640
And then she looks at him like 
and then it transitioned to him 

1276
01:03:19,880 --> 01:03:22,960
at the door of Buddha host's 
wife's house. 

1277
01:03:22,960 --> 01:03:24,320
Whatever. 
Mrs. McLennan. 

1278
01:03:24,320 --> 01:03:27,160
Mrs. McLennan, OK, whichever one
it is, the wife of the husband 

1279
01:03:27,600 --> 01:03:32,400
and asked about the husband, 
like he remembers everything. 

1280
01:03:32,600 --> 01:03:36,120
They don't clarify. 
Did he just start remembering 

1281
01:03:36,920 --> 01:03:39,760
what happened? 
Did did she explain what 

1282
01:03:39,760 --> 01:03:41,440
happened? 
Did his memory come back? 

1283
01:03:41,680 --> 01:03:44,000
They don't explain anything. 
He's just sitting at the house 

1284
01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:46,960
talking like he remembers. 
All of a sudden it bothered me. 

1285
01:03:46,960 --> 01:03:48,600
I was like you need to explain 
that a little bit. 

1286
01:03:48,920 --> 01:03:52,080
She doesn't let them in, and 
when Mulder starts to spout off 

1287
01:03:52,080 --> 01:03:54,000
what he thinks happened, Scully 
cuts them off. 

1288
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:56,880
They don't know what happened. 
They have nothing and her report

1289
01:03:56,880 --> 01:03:58,400
will reflect that. 
Yeah. 

1290
01:03:58,920 --> 01:04:01,320
And that's what she does. 
She does say she's an eyewitness

1291
01:04:01,320 --> 01:04:03,920
to his account of seeing an 
unidentified flying object, but 

1292
01:04:03,920 --> 01:04:06,440
she can't verify exactly what it
was. 

1293
01:04:07,040 --> 01:04:09,760
And she looks at the tortilla 
chip ship one last time. 

1294
01:04:09,760 --> 01:04:12,720
That's kind of a conundrum. 
If she could verify what it was,

1295
01:04:12,720 --> 01:04:14,480
it wouldn't be a UFO. 
Right. 

1296
01:04:14,640 --> 01:04:17,520
Yeah. 
That's got the whole point. 

1297
01:04:17,560 --> 01:04:19,720
It's unidentified. 
But we cut to Mulder breathing 

1298
01:04:19,720 --> 01:04:23,560
heavily after running laps at a 
track when the unnamed informant

1299
01:04:23,560 --> 01:04:25,680
from the Which? 
He's Deep Throat spoiler. 

1300
01:04:25,840 --> 01:04:27,720
Not really. 
Yeah, the name of the episode's 

1301
01:04:27,720 --> 01:04:29,280
Deep Throat. 
This guy has a very, very, very 

1302
01:04:29,320 --> 01:04:33,600
deep voice. 
Yeah, I guess so, he informs He.

1303
01:04:33,600 --> 01:04:36,400
He shows up and he informs 
Mulder that their lives may be 

1304
01:04:36,400 --> 01:04:38,400
in danger. 
They've seen things they weren't

1305
01:04:38,400 --> 01:04:40,640
supposed to, that they have to 
be more careful. 

1306
01:04:41,040 --> 01:04:44,160
He says he can provide info, but
only when it's in his best 

1307
01:04:44,160 --> 01:04:46,800
interest, and he says he's 
interested in the truth. 

1308
01:04:47,400 --> 01:04:50,520
Mulder tells him they did see 
something, but they took it from

1309
01:04:50,520 --> 01:04:53,120
his memory. 
The man asked Mulder why people 

1310
01:04:53,120 --> 01:04:55,760
like him that believe in 
extraterrestrial life aren't 

1311
01:04:55,760 --> 01:04:58,080
dissuaded by all the evidence to
the contrary. 

1312
01:04:58,400 --> 01:05:01,480
Mulder replies because all the 
evidence to the contrary is not 

1313
01:05:01,480 --> 01:05:04,720
entirely dissuasive. 
Which is a very interesting way 

1314
01:05:04,720 --> 01:05:07,800
to word that conversation. 
Yeah, I found it to be. 

1315
01:05:08,560 --> 01:05:10,680
I felt like there immediately. 
I could think of like three or 

1316
01:05:10,680 --> 01:05:12,400
four other ways that would have 
been way better to say that. 

1317
01:05:12,520 --> 01:05:14,880
Yeah, they're not entirely 
dissuasive. 

1318
01:05:14,880 --> 01:05:17,240
That's that's a very confusing 
way to word it. 

1319
01:05:17,240 --> 01:05:18,320
I feel like he could have said 
it better. 

1320
01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:22,400
Yeah, the man, the man replies 
exactly. 

1321
01:05:22,880 --> 01:05:24,840
And Molder says they're here, 
aren't they? 

1322
01:05:25,400 --> 01:05:27,560
And Deep Throat, replies Mr. 
Molder. 

1323
01:05:27,560 --> 01:05:30,600
They've been here a long time 
and walks away, ending our 

1324
01:05:30,600 --> 01:05:33,680
episode. 
So basically just confirm that 

1325
01:05:33,680 --> 01:05:35,640
aliens have been here for a long
time. 

1326
01:05:36,200 --> 01:05:37,960
What'd you guys think of episode
2? 

1327
01:05:38,680 --> 01:05:41,160
If you were flipping channels 
and landed on this would have 

1328
01:05:41,160 --> 01:05:44,880
hooked you for another episode. 
I'm not sure. 

1329
01:05:45,560 --> 01:05:49,840
No. 
But maybe back in the day when 

1330
01:05:49,840 --> 01:05:52,400
it first happened, I I would 
have been. 

1331
01:05:53,160 --> 01:05:56,320
But nowadays I'm really. 
I might have just kept clicking 

1332
01:05:56,400 --> 01:05:58,400
with my. 
I don't know. 

1333
01:05:58,400 --> 01:06:01,680
I'm, I'm glad that you, I'm glad
that you said that because I 

1334
01:06:01,680 --> 01:06:04,280
feel the same way. 
Like after the pilot being such 

1335
01:06:04,280 --> 01:06:07,680
an amazing episode, I felt like 
this one was kind of a bit 

1336
01:06:07,680 --> 01:06:12,440
middling a little bit. 
Like it, I felt, I think that 

1337
01:06:12,440 --> 01:06:18,600
they, there was a goal to try to
like establish conspiracy theory

1338
01:06:18,600 --> 01:06:25,480
stuff and this was some of that 
stuff has to be a little slower 

1339
01:06:25,560 --> 01:06:29,040
because if you want to 
conspiracy theories don't have 

1340
01:06:29,040 --> 01:06:30,640
proof. 
That's the whole point. 

1341
01:06:31,320 --> 01:06:33,680
So they can't show proof of 
anything. 

1342
01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:35,920
Otherwise it's not a conspiracy 
theory anymore. 

1343
01:06:35,920 --> 01:06:39,800
It's just what's happening. 
So they have to keep it very 

1344
01:06:39,800 --> 01:06:41,320
vague. 
That's why you, you see some 

1345
01:06:41,320 --> 01:06:44,240
lights, you see a ship 
supposedly for a few seconds. 

1346
01:06:44,240 --> 01:06:48,040
You don't know what it is, but 
you really don't because that's 

1347
01:06:48,040 --> 01:06:49,840
the whole point. 
If it's a conspiracy theory, if 

1348
01:06:49,840 --> 01:06:53,280
they showed us all the fucking 
shit in the early stuff, then 

1349
01:06:54,440 --> 01:06:56,360
what's what's the secret that 
we're looking for? 

1350
01:06:56,720 --> 01:06:57,480
We know already. 
I. 

1351
01:06:57,600 --> 01:07:00,960
Feel like it didn't really have 
much of A hook either. 

1352
01:07:00,960 --> 01:07:03,280
It was just their kind of 
investigating stuff and there's 

1353
01:07:03,280 --> 01:07:05,920
some like generic government 
interference. 

1354
01:07:05,920 --> 01:07:09,440
Whereas the first one it was 
like more personal and there was

1355
01:07:09,440 --> 01:07:13,080
like a connection to this guys 
daughter being abducted and this

1356
01:07:13,080 --> 01:07:16,200
guy's kid being able to walk, 
which Mulder was like he was 

1357
01:07:16,200 --> 01:07:18,640
running or she was running. 
On. 

1358
01:07:19,600 --> 01:07:21,560
She was running. 
It was Peggy Odell. 

1359
01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:23,160
Peggy Odell or Peggy? 
Peggy. 

1360
01:07:23,200 --> 01:07:24,920
Peggy thing with. 
Peggy Yep. 

1361
01:07:24,920 --> 01:07:28,800
On state road. 
Anyway, yeah I I don't know if I

1362
01:07:28,800 --> 01:07:31,200
would come back for another one 
if this was the first one I 

1363
01:07:31,200 --> 01:07:32,920
watched. 
I got to say, you know what 

1364
01:07:32,920 --> 01:07:34,080
would have hooked me a little 
better? 

1365
01:07:34,080 --> 01:07:36,040
But it might have honestly made 
the episode better. 

1366
01:07:36,800 --> 01:07:38,200
What? 
More Seth Green. 

1367
01:07:39,080 --> 01:07:40,680
Yeah, I think they could have 
he. 

1368
01:07:40,680 --> 01:07:45,640
Was a very interesting character
and he was fun to watch And I 

1369
01:07:45,640 --> 01:07:48,560
think is he is he shorter than 
Scully? 

1370
01:07:49,480 --> 01:07:51,200
I think he might be shorter than
Scully. 

1371
01:07:51,240 --> 01:07:54,280
No, she's 53. 
She's 53, so they're almost the 

1372
01:07:54,280 --> 01:07:55,560
same height. 
He's a bit taller. 

1373
01:07:55,560 --> 01:07:59,800
So she's 53 but she always wears
heels and he's 54 and never 

1374
01:07:59,800 --> 01:08:02,080
wears heels. 
She's taller than him in this. 

1375
01:08:02,280 --> 01:08:03,000
I guess so. 
Oh. 

1376
01:08:03,600 --> 01:08:06,320
My goodness. 
Yeah, I don't know cuz he's I 

1377
01:08:06,320 --> 01:08:07,520
looked it up. 
He's 5/4. 

1378
01:08:07,520 --> 01:08:12,400
He has a he looks like he could 
play like a 13 year old in this 

1379
01:08:12,400 --> 01:08:14,520
episode. 
Like you can tell he's a little 

1380
01:08:14,520 --> 01:08:17,479
he's got a little bit of facial 
hair maybe coming in. 

1381
01:08:17,520 --> 01:08:18,920
I. 
Want to know his aging secrets? 

1382
01:08:19,800 --> 01:08:25,399
Right, cuz he's he's 20 there 
and then later he doesn't change

1383
01:08:25,399 --> 01:08:28,920
the way he looks at all. 
You know who I used to get him 

1384
01:08:28,920 --> 01:08:31,560
confused with is Jamie Kennedy 
for some reason. 

1385
01:08:31,760 --> 01:08:34,200
Yeah, they're both white, 
freckly ginger. 

1386
01:08:34,840 --> 01:08:37,120
Yeah, I guess so. 
There's a comparison there. 

1387
01:08:37,560 --> 01:08:39,920
Not that they look a lot alike 
or anything like that, but 

1388
01:08:39,920 --> 01:08:41,560
they're they have a similar 
look. 

1389
01:08:41,560 --> 01:08:45,520
They're a white, frankly ginger 
guy who's acting, you know? 

1390
01:08:46,279 --> 01:08:50,680
This episode or I mean, whoops, 
this next segment we're going to

1391
01:08:50,680 --> 01:08:55,120
do is we talk about whether or 
not they solved the case because

1392
01:08:55,120 --> 01:08:57,479
we want to keep up with that and
see their track record. 

1393
01:08:57,760 --> 01:08:59,279
They did they solve the first 
one? 

1394
01:08:59,279 --> 01:09:00,600
I think we agreed they didn't, 
right? 

1395
01:09:00,600 --> 01:09:02,080
Yeah, we agree. 
They definitely did not solve 

1396
01:09:02,080 --> 01:09:03,439
the first case. 
There's no because they. 

1397
01:09:03,439 --> 01:09:05,160
Don't really know what happened 
because it's more. 

1398
01:09:05,160 --> 01:09:06,640
Alien. 
They don't know what the spots 

1399
01:09:06,640 --> 01:09:07,680
were. 
They don't know what happened to

1400
01:09:07,680 --> 01:09:09,720
the kids. 
All the evidence is gone from 

1401
01:09:09,720 --> 01:09:11,760
everywhere. 
That was the first episode in 

1402
01:09:11,760 --> 01:09:13,600
this one. 
All the evidence is gone. 

1403
01:09:13,600 --> 01:09:15,840
Someone took it, someone 
destroyed it, and no one's 

1404
01:09:15,840 --> 01:09:16,600
submitting anything. 
They. 

1405
01:09:16,600 --> 01:09:19,359
Didn't even know what was done 
to Mulder or how he lost his 

1406
01:09:19,359 --> 01:09:21,720
memory. 
Nope, nothing, Literally nothing

1407
01:09:21,720 --> 01:09:24,359
is solved. 
They don't know how the pilots 

1408
01:09:24,359 --> 01:09:27,880
ended up where they did. 
They don't know what's going on 

1409
01:09:27,880 --> 01:09:29,080
at the base. 
They keep hanging. 

1410
01:09:29,479 --> 01:09:32,600
They literally, they literally, 
I think they know less when they

1411
01:09:32,640 --> 01:09:35,359
leave here. 
I think they do, yeah. 

1412
01:09:35,479 --> 01:09:36,920
They literally do they. 
Definitely know less. 

1413
01:09:37,399 --> 01:09:39,439
All right, this. 
Melder anyway. 

1414
01:09:39,560 --> 01:09:43,479
This next segment is called 
Damage Report and it is a 

1415
01:09:43,600 --> 01:09:46,960
segment where we keep up with 
the numerous injuries that are 

1416
01:09:46,960 --> 01:09:52,080
inflicted upon our agents. 
And at the end of this season, I

1417
01:09:52,080 --> 01:09:56,200
think we're going to try to 
calculate their medical bills 

1418
01:09:56,200 --> 01:09:59,400
after all this stuff. 
So what do you guys think? 

1419
01:09:59,400 --> 01:10:01,080
I don't. 
Well, there. 

1420
01:10:01,080 --> 01:10:03,600
Wasn't much physical injury done
to our age. 

1421
01:10:03,600 --> 01:10:07,360
They did some physical injury. 
OK, well no, the ending with 

1422
01:10:07,400 --> 01:10:11,960
Molder being, yeah, drugged up, 
shot up with who knows what kind

1423
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:16,080
of drugs he was, obviously. 
He's got to go to therapy. 

1424
01:10:16,080 --> 01:10:17,920
I think mom called it. 
He's got to go to. 

1425
01:10:17,920 --> 01:10:18,640
Therapy. 
OK. 

1426
01:10:18,840 --> 01:10:22,240
I think every main character of 
this show moving forward should 

1427
01:10:22,240 --> 01:10:26,480
probably get therapy just as 
like an overall theme. 

1428
01:10:26,480 --> 01:10:29,080
I think therapy is needed if 
you're involved in any of this. 

1429
01:10:29,080 --> 01:10:29,640
Yeah. 
Lord. 

1430
01:10:30,360 --> 01:10:33,520
And actually, I don't want to. 
I don't think it's any kind of 

1431
01:10:33,520 --> 01:10:35,800
spoiler, but I feel like there 
is actually at least one scene 

1432
01:10:35,800 --> 01:10:37,760
where we see Molder getting 
therapy. 

1433
01:10:37,920 --> 01:10:40,360
Oh, sort of. 
I think there's something like 

1434
01:10:40,360 --> 01:10:44,760
that we're talking about. 
I have added that to our damage 

1435
01:10:44,760 --> 01:10:49,280
report for Molder, in addition 
to Scully's ocular contusion, 

1436
01:10:49,280 --> 01:10:52,360
which is possibly a concussion. 
That is the best note I have 

1437
01:10:52,360 --> 01:10:55,000
ever seen. 
It says molder therapy after 

1438
01:10:55,000 --> 01:11:00,720
Deep Throat. 
He needs Deep Throat therapy. 

1439
01:11:00,800 --> 01:11:01,720
Oh. 
My God. 

1440
01:11:01,720 --> 01:11:03,800
Yeah, he had to get some therapy
after Deep Throat. 

1441
01:11:04,080 --> 01:11:05,920
Oh boy. 
Wow. 

1442
01:11:07,720 --> 01:11:08,760
Let me see it. 
Was there any? 

1443
01:11:08,760 --> 01:11:11,760
Was there it was there any other
injuries? 

1444
01:11:11,760 --> 01:11:16,280
I don't think that anyone hit 
their head or get knocked out 

1445
01:11:16,480 --> 01:11:18,160
because that kind of stuff 
happens quite a bit. 

1446
01:11:18,600 --> 01:11:21,640
Or like a main character will 
get knocked out by the bad guy 

1447
01:11:21,640 --> 01:11:23,520
and then wake up somewhere else.
I don't think that happened this

1448
01:11:23,520 --> 01:11:24,000
episode. 
I don't. 

1449
01:11:24,400 --> 01:11:26,280
Think so? 
No, not really. 

1450
01:11:26,360 --> 01:11:30,960
I think the only Yeah, Molder 
getting hurt at the end when he 

1451
01:11:30,960 --> 01:11:34,280
got kidnapped and drugged up and
shot up with stuff. 

1452
01:11:34,280 --> 01:11:38,080
I mean, he needs he needs to get
checked for what drugs are in 

1453
01:11:38,080 --> 01:11:39,880
his body. 
Yeah, but wait a minute. 

1454
01:11:39,880 --> 01:11:43,680
What do that? 
What that could solve the case? 

1455
01:11:43,840 --> 01:11:44,880
It really could. 
It could. 

1456
01:11:44,880 --> 01:11:47,320
Just go to the hospital, have 
them test your blood, find out 

1457
01:11:47,320 --> 01:11:49,360
what the fucking military people
put in your body. 

1458
01:11:49,440 --> 01:11:50,480
That's true. 
That's true. 

1459
01:11:50,480 --> 01:11:51,920
That's a good that's. 
A good one. 

1460
01:11:52,120 --> 01:11:53,560
What the fuck? 
They're so stupid. 

1461
01:11:53,640 --> 01:12:00,440
What terrible FBI agents. 
Our our next segment is we try 

1462
01:12:00,440 --> 01:12:07,040
to decide what our MVP is. 
And the MVP can be a person, an 

1463
01:12:07,040 --> 01:12:13,280
object, a place, anything that 
you think was the most valuable 

1464
01:12:13,280 --> 01:12:14,480
part. 
Not player. 

1465
01:12:14,480 --> 01:12:17,560
I guess you could say player 
part of this episode, or person,

1466
01:12:17,560 --> 01:12:21,560
Player, part person, place, 
thing, thing. 

1467
01:12:22,080 --> 01:12:24,800
Padilla. 
Padilla Concepts. 

1468
01:12:25,080 --> 01:12:26,920
Concepts. 
We're done. 

1469
01:12:27,200 --> 01:12:29,600
We're done. 
So, Mom, what do you think? 

1470
01:12:29,600 --> 01:12:32,160
You're Unless you don't. 
You want Melanie to go first? 

1471
01:12:32,160 --> 01:12:33,960
You could tell us what your MVP 
is. 

1472
01:12:33,960 --> 01:12:36,720
She was making a funny face. 
You can tell us what your MVP 

1473
01:12:36,720 --> 01:12:45,000
was. 
My well, well I my MVPI just 

1474
01:12:45,120 --> 01:12:48,520
can't get over the kid. 
The. 

1475
01:12:49,240 --> 01:12:51,720
Kid Seth. 
Green OK The kid? 

1476
01:12:51,840 --> 01:12:53,360
Yeah. 
Is that what you're going to say

1477
01:12:53,360 --> 01:12:54,880
is your MVPI? 
Guess. 

1478
01:12:55,120 --> 01:12:59,000
Because that's what I want to 
say when I was going to say yes,

1479
01:12:59,640 --> 01:13:01,640
three points. 
Seth Green is winning. 

1480
01:13:01,760 --> 01:13:05,280
Seth Green is winning right now.
Oh my, I really was going to 

1481
01:13:05,280 --> 01:13:08,400
say, but you know the the second
thing, the pot to my head was 

1482
01:13:08,920 --> 01:13:13,160
either the lady at the diner who
sold the picture or the picture.

1483
01:13:13,400 --> 01:13:16,800
Yeah, the picture that he bought
for 20 bucks of the tortilla 

1484
01:13:16,800 --> 01:13:17,080
check. 
That's. 

1485
01:13:17,680 --> 01:13:19,400
An. 
Expensive bitch. 

1486
01:13:19,560 --> 01:13:21,480
She's like, let me tell you, 
you're going to own a piece of 

1487
01:13:21,560 --> 01:13:23,880
history. 
I only have a few left. 

1488
01:13:24,080 --> 01:13:27,880
She said I have 5:00 left. 
You you print, you print those 

1489
01:13:27,920 --> 01:13:29,200
out. 
What the fuck do you mean? 

1490
01:13:29,240 --> 01:13:32,160
You can make a copy of this on 
the Xerox machine, but look. 

1491
01:13:32,560 --> 01:13:34,640
Right like you could just what 
do you mean you have 5 left? 

1492
01:13:34,640 --> 01:13:37,600
It's a you print some more out. 
I bet somebody else came in with

1493
01:13:37,600 --> 01:13:39,960
that damn picture and she copied
it and was like, I'm gonna sell 

1494
01:13:39,960 --> 01:13:41,520
this one. 
She's like, I got some diner 

1495
01:13:41,520 --> 01:13:44,280
grease on this one. 
Oh my God, making my own. 

1496
01:13:45,400 --> 01:13:49,160
So are we all saying Seth Green?
Seth Green is an early lead in 

1497
01:13:49,160 --> 01:13:52,720
our MVP bracket. 
No, not too many spoils of them,

1498
01:13:52,720 --> 01:13:54,720
but I'm pretty sure he doesn't 
ever come back. 

1499
01:13:56,120 --> 01:13:59,280
So if no one else gets three, he
wins. 

1500
01:13:59,320 --> 01:14:02,320
There there is, there are. 
What was our Our prize was an 

1501
01:14:02,320 --> 01:14:04,880
all expenses paid trip to the 
moon. 

1502
01:14:05,120 --> 01:14:07,480
Yes, yes, yes. 
That was what it was for, for 

1503
01:14:07,480 --> 01:14:09,280
them and a guest. 
And a guest. 

1504
01:14:09,320 --> 01:14:11,160
One guest. 
He's he's going to take that 

1505
01:14:11,160 --> 01:14:13,160
girl. 
They're going to wake out on the

1506
01:14:13,160 --> 01:14:14,560
moon. 
You. 

1507
01:14:14,560 --> 01:14:17,240
Can't smoke weed on the moon? 
They're going to take some RSO. 

1508
01:14:18,320 --> 01:14:20,480
I'll tell you what buddy, you 
want a good high. 

1509
01:14:20,520 --> 01:14:23,560
You get some, I get some edibles
or something up there, but you 

1510
01:14:23,640 --> 01:14:27,360
guys wait, you that's something 
we should look up. 

1511
01:14:27,360 --> 01:14:30,960
How would smoking just anything,
whether it be like cigarette or 

1512
01:14:31,040 --> 01:14:33,120
how would that work with with 
the gravity on the moon? 

1513
01:14:33,680 --> 01:14:35,560
Would that not work? 
There's no breathable 

1514
01:14:35,560 --> 01:14:38,160
atmosphere, so it wouldn't work.
There's no flame that you could 

1515
01:14:38,160 --> 01:14:41,280
make. 
Yeah, I guess So what if you had

1516
01:14:41,280 --> 01:14:45,720
like a like a pre lit electric 
kind of device like the electric

1517
01:14:45,840 --> 01:14:49,640
lighter that we use for candles?
Yeah, that could work I guess. 

1518
01:14:50,200 --> 01:14:52,320
But then when it was lit, would 
it just go out because there was

1519
01:14:52,320 --> 01:14:55,040
no oxygen? 
I mean if you hit it inside your

1520
01:14:55,040 --> 01:14:57,680
spacesuit or in a like a 
vehicle. 

1521
01:14:57,720 --> 01:15:02,160
My God if you inside your 
spacesuit hot box your moon 

1522
01:15:02,160 --> 01:15:04,240
helmet. 
You would just not be able to 

1523
01:15:04,240 --> 01:15:07,160
see after a certain point. 
You would wouldn't care because 

1524
01:15:07,160 --> 01:15:11,400
you'd be so high because you'd 
be low on oxygen too. 

1525
01:15:11,400 --> 01:15:12,640
So you'd already be a little bit
high. 

1526
01:15:12,920 --> 01:15:15,480
Plus you would be have a weed 
all just every. 

1527
01:15:15,560 --> 01:15:18,400
Oh my gosh. 
So we also have a segment on 

1528
01:15:18,400 --> 01:15:22,000
this show where we, like my mom 
who has never seen The X-Files, 

1529
01:15:22,400 --> 01:15:27,160
to guess what the next episode 
is going to be about based on 

1530
01:15:27,160 --> 01:15:31,400
the title that we tell her. 
And we always give her exactly 

1531
01:15:31,400 --> 01:15:34,080
what the episode is going to be.
We don't flip. 

1532
01:15:34,080 --> 01:15:37,560
We don't flop or fib. 
We tell her just like it is. 

1533
01:15:37,560 --> 01:15:39,400
Yeah. 
So Mom, would you like to make a

1534
01:15:39,400 --> 01:15:40,320
guess? 
Yes. 

1535
01:15:40,440 --> 01:15:43,480
The next episode is called 
Squeeze. 

1536
01:15:44,960 --> 01:15:46,440
Squeeze. 
Yeah. 

1537
01:15:48,440 --> 01:15:50,040
What do you think that could 
possibly be about? 

1538
01:15:50,040 --> 01:15:51,560
What comes to your mind that it 
could be about? 

1539
01:15:52,480 --> 01:15:59,320
Well the only thing that come to
my mind is an 80s song where 

1540
01:15:59,320 --> 01:16:03,160
they said Squeeze Box which is 
actually a radio. 

1541
01:16:03,320 --> 01:16:06,160
Oh, I thought, I thought squeeze
box was going to be something 

1542
01:16:06,160 --> 01:16:07,600
inappropriate. 
Yeah, I did too. 

1543
01:16:07,760 --> 01:16:10,360
Wow. 
No, that's what I think. 

1544
01:16:10,360 --> 01:16:13,960
That's what people in England 
call their radios. 

1545
01:16:14,800 --> 01:16:17,160
So you think it's going to be 
Molder investigating the radio? 

1546
01:16:17,160 --> 01:16:21,400
It's going to be communication 
through a squeeze box. 

1547
01:16:22,240 --> 01:16:25,560
That's a good guess, but you're 
actually completely wrong. 

1548
01:16:26,120 --> 01:16:29,240
In the next episode, Molder 
heads down to a fruit stand in 

1549
01:16:29,240 --> 01:16:33,000
downtown DC where people say the
lemons are out of this world, 

1550
01:16:33,360 --> 01:16:36,080
and he squeezes a bunch, 
thinking they might be aliens. 

1551
01:16:36,280 --> 01:16:39,960
But it turns out they're just 
lemons, much to Molder's dismay 

1552
01:16:40,120 --> 01:16:41,880
and the fruit vendor's 
irritation. 

1553
01:16:42,560 --> 01:16:44,160
Well, he can make lemonade out 
of it. 

1554
01:16:44,520 --> 01:16:45,000
That's true. 
He. 

1555
01:16:45,520 --> 01:16:47,800
Can make lemonade when life 
gives you lemons or molder 

1556
01:16:47,800 --> 01:16:51,080
squeezes them. 
Life gives you alien lemons, 

1557
01:16:51,440 --> 01:16:55,080
apparently. 
All right, And to close out the 

1558
01:16:55,080 --> 01:16:58,240
episode, I would like us to 
start maybe saying one thing 

1559
01:16:58,240 --> 01:17:04,200
this week that made us happy. 
Oh, well, I, I wasn't sure if we

1560
01:17:04,200 --> 01:17:07,880
were going to mention anything 
about this yet, but I'm going to

1561
01:17:07,880 --> 01:17:09,440
now. 
So that's what we're doing. 

1562
01:17:09,640 --> 01:17:12,360
OK, We got a puppy. 
We did. 

1563
01:17:12,680 --> 01:17:18,160
And we love her so much and we 
named her Foxy. 

1564
01:17:18,400 --> 01:17:22,360
Foxington Moldog after Fox 
Mulder. 

1565
01:17:22,360 --> 01:17:26,520
And she does have little white 
feet, so we said we her middle 

1566
01:17:26,520 --> 01:17:30,120
name is Soxington. 
Yes, it's Foxy Bulldog, and we 

1567
01:17:30,120 --> 01:17:33,000
actually, we used to have a dog 
years ago whose name was Scully 

1568
01:17:33,000 --> 01:17:36,360
and we loved her very much and 
now we have this dog and her 

1569
01:17:36,360 --> 01:17:38,880
name is Foxy. 
And I guess if we get a dog in 

1570
01:17:38,880 --> 01:17:40,760
five years, is it going to be 
Skinner? 

1571
01:17:41,200 --> 01:17:43,560
We don't. 
No one knows who that is that's 

1572
01:17:43,560 --> 01:17:48,280
listening right now, Wink. 
Oh yeah, you don't know who 

1573
01:17:48,280 --> 01:17:49,960
Skinner is. 
Skinners were the main 

1574
01:17:49,960 --> 01:17:51,800
characters of this whole show. 
You have no idea. 

1575
01:17:52,320 --> 01:17:58,880
Yeah, Lynyrd Skynyrd, the FBI, 
they're they're investigating 

1576
01:17:58,880 --> 01:18:01,800
what that smell is. 
Oh, that smell. 

1577
01:18:02,000 --> 01:18:03,920
You know what? 
She'll never remember if I said 

1578
01:18:03,920 --> 01:18:07,160
this now, so it's fine. 
But like the I just imagine the 

1579
01:18:07,160 --> 01:18:09,520
one when you see him take his 
shirt off and that one and 

1580
01:18:09,520 --> 01:18:12,040
you're like, what the hell? 
Why does he look so good? 

1581
01:18:12,320 --> 01:18:16,400
Yeah, that's your mom's going to
be like, oh wow, I know it. 

1582
01:18:17,040 --> 01:18:18,040
It's. 
Weird. 

1583
01:18:18,040 --> 01:18:20,520
So what's one thing that made 
you happy this week, Mom? 

1584
01:18:20,800 --> 01:18:23,040
I got a grand pup. 
I. 

1585
01:18:23,080 --> 01:18:26,520
Love that pup. 
I love her so much. 

1586
01:18:26,600 --> 01:18:29,040
She's the best, she's perfect, 
she's a good. 

1587
01:18:29,240 --> 01:18:34,000
She's very calm. 
Well, most of the time when she 

1588
01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:37,440
meets new people she likes to 
jump and stuff, but she's not 

1589
01:18:37,440 --> 01:18:39,320
very big. 
She calls me Nana. 

1590
01:18:41,960 --> 01:18:47,400
Yeah, I would say that yeah, 
getting Foxy is definitely a 

1591
01:18:47,400 --> 01:18:49,840
highlight. 
You could take the next one if 

1592
01:18:49,840 --> 01:18:52,280
you want, which is the best part
of this last week obviously. 

1593
01:18:52,520 --> 01:18:53,840
That's what I was going to. 
Say, OK, yeah. 

1594
01:18:54,040 --> 01:18:57,760
Getting Foxy is definitely a 
highlight but that was kind. 

1595
01:18:57,760 --> 01:19:03,320
We got her on the 3rd, so about 
3 weeks ago now, but actually on

1596
01:19:03,320 --> 01:19:06,920
Saturday of this week we went to
go see Aries in concert for his 

1597
01:19:06,920 --> 01:19:09,240
Glass Jaw tour and that was 
pretty amazing. 

1598
01:19:09,360 --> 01:19:12,760
Yeah, we got to meet him and 
yeah, he signed some stuff for 

1599
01:19:12,760 --> 01:19:14,480
us. 
It was so cool. 

1600
01:19:15,080 --> 01:19:17,440
It was awesome. 
I feel like a little giddy 

1601
01:19:17,440 --> 01:19:19,960
teenage girl. 
It was so awesome. 

1602
01:19:20,240 --> 01:19:23,720
I got to give him a hug and he 
signed my papers and stuff and I

1603
01:19:23,720 --> 01:19:25,720
told him how awesome and sexy he
is. 

1604
01:19:26,760 --> 01:19:29,360
And then I and then and it was 
cool and he took lots of 

1605
01:19:29,360 --> 01:19:31,600
pictures and we took videos. 
It was so fun. 

1606
01:19:31,600 --> 01:19:33,600
It was awesome. 
It was really fun. 

1607
01:19:33,600 --> 01:19:36,200
It was really fun. 
Y'all have more fun than I did. 

1608
01:19:37,240 --> 01:19:39,960
I was at the NASCAR. 
Oh, I'm sorry. 

1609
01:19:40,080 --> 01:19:45,000
Echo Park Speedway that used to 
be called the Atlanta Speedway 

1610
01:19:45,000 --> 01:19:48,280
Freezing. 
Listen to loud cars. 

1611
01:19:48,520 --> 01:19:51,480
Yeah, just miserable the whole 
time. 

1612
01:19:51,480 --> 01:19:52,720
I couldn't. 
Yeah, that sucks. 

1613
01:19:52,760 --> 01:19:55,240
I would have much rather been 
watching what we watched that 

1614
01:19:55,320 --> 01:19:57,000
day. 
And we were, for the record, 

1615
01:19:57,160 --> 01:20:00,520
anyone who like we were upfront,
like we were like in the we're 

1616
01:20:00,520 --> 01:20:03,240
all with the side of the stage, 
but we were like in the very 

1617
01:20:03,240 --> 01:20:06,760
front row possible. 
And we it was really cool. 

1618
01:20:06,840 --> 01:20:09,280
Like I swear a pizza sweat 
probably landed on us at least 

1619
01:20:09,280 --> 01:20:11,560
once or twice. 
Probably we were that close. 

1620
01:20:11,760 --> 01:20:15,320
Yeah, we were. 
But if you guys don't have 

1621
01:20:15,320 --> 01:20:18,360
anything else you guys want to 
talk about, I think we can wrap 

1622
01:20:18,360 --> 01:20:19,920
it there. 
All right. 

1623
01:20:20,920 --> 01:20:24,160
Toodaloo, my darlings. 
Yeah, if you've made it this 

1624
01:20:24,160 --> 01:20:26,280
far. 
Then you are a friend. 

1625
01:20:26,680 --> 01:20:29,320
And we will see you next time. 
Toodaloo. 

1626
01:20:53,060 --> 01:20:54,300
We made this.
