Oh, hello All right, welcome back to Fright Night Flicks here
with Dan and Darren. What's up?
It's Postmaster D here. I like what you did there, All
right? It's been a freestyle.
No, I I was going. To do it, it can't be worse than
what we hear. This movie has the worst raps I
think I've ever heard. That's all.
Yeah, and that's a fact. So if you don't know, we are
reviewing the 2000 Leprechaun in the hood I'm.
A wee green guy who's new to tack.
Show me what you do when you get down.
Lemon the hood have to do no good.
Lemon the hood. We went from Leprechaun 1,
Leprechaun 2, those are all like pretty much still.
Keep going. Yeah.
Leprechaun 3 we went to Vegas. That was interesting.
Yeah, before we go to space. So that was just insanity.
And where do you go after space? To the hood.
To da hood, they make it clear it's to da hood.
Oh. Yeah, that's right.
So if you have no nothing about this movie, well it's when 3
rappers want to get even with a pimp, they accidentally unleash
A leprechaun who goes on a killing spree in the hood.
Which sounds like a great idea actually.
It is it, I'm going to be honest, controversial tape.
It's a great idea. Yeah, Is there a more compelling
title than Leprechaun in the Hood?
Well, Leprechaun returned to the hood.
It's. Like, Oh my God, he's back.
He's. Going to do it this.
Went back to the hood. Who goes back?
Oh, it's so good. Well, this is directed by Rob
Sparrow, writers Mark Jones, William Wells, Alan Reynolds and
actors Warwick Davis and Ice T. Yeah, so we got Ice T as that
pimp. Dude, you know The funny thing
with Ice T Pimp? I can't even like, he's a
rapper, right? I don't even know why he's
famous. I I thought for music, right?
I couldn't tell you one Ice T song.
Here's the problem. I think he was a rapper and then
I think he got more famous being an actor because he was on that
CIS or NCIA or whatever the heck that junk.
Is right. Yeah.
He's been in a ton of stuff. So now I actually know more as
an actor than a rapper. Yeah, same.
Which is interesting. Interesting life, bro.
Run Tomatoes. Critics gave it 30% audience 31,
So pretty even here. Yeah, with these leprechaun
movies, we're really riding the lower limits of the tomato
meter. Dude, it's either for you or
it's not, you know what I mean? They're.
Just scraping the body. It's, it really makes me think
like, what are we doing? You know we love these movies,
but why? There might be something wrong
with us. Yeah, I think so.
We're not normal. All right, before we jump into
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Yeah, and you guys enjoy it. We just dropped Earnest, scared,
stupid, which was great. Daniel did some awesome faces in
that. Here.
I'll show you some now. Yeah.
How do I describe? I'm not trying.
I'm not going to do the faces. Do another one with another one
another another one. Dude, when I was edit, when I
was editing, I was dying laughing at those.
I mean, see guys, that's what I give you my members.
I go all out. I think you have an like an
acting career or something. He is very talented.
Alright well I'll look into that, see if I can get any gigs
I gotta I. Gotta put those in a short
somehow. Oh.
Gosh, dude, I mean, I'm not, I don't even care honestly.
Well OK, I'm doing it alright. And a quick check up Spotify, we
have a 122 reviews. So our goal by the end of the
year is 200. I don't even know if that's
true, I'm just saying. It it is now.
Yeah. Please help us get there.
And on Apple, we're at 60. It's a slow, steady slog.
I get it right? Yeah.
If you guys could please find it in your heart to give us some
Apple reviews, we'd appreciate. Actually, either side, I don't
really care. Well, we had a couple people
that did find in their heart and we're going to read their
reviews starting with Zach M45. I'm not normally a podcast guy,
but I've been following Friday night Flicks since last year
when I was captivated by clips of their Halloween franchise
vids on TikTok. I held that breath in so long.
Are we keeping it? Yeah, I mean, that was a long.
Sentence for you. And now I've become a regular
listener. These guys are genuine and
always entertaining. Every episode has some good
banter, movie recaps, fun trivia, and every now and then
there is a splash of sibling rivalry.
Sibling, not sibling. You know, I stumble through
these sibling rivalry that makes you think they're about to throw
hands. Dude you should have seen some
early on ones we just about did. I walked out of an episode one
time. You guys got to understand
there's a grind to this, all right?
And there's a point where like now we actually have like a good
following. Like we're, we're babies in this
arena. Yeah, we're like, we're growing
up to medium level, which is awesome.
Thank you again, everyone who listens.
It's awesome in the beginning when no one's listening.
It's hard. It's hard.
You're putting in all these hours of editing, like
recording, doing a ton of stuff and you're like, you know, it's,
it's, it's kind of tough. No ones really out there.
You have a small little following, you know.
Not only that though, you don't even know what format you're
doing. You know, like you're kind of
getting the the vibe of the podcast of how it's supposed to
flow, who does what. Everyone has their duties.
We weren't didn't really know that yet, no or or even how we
wanted the podcast to go. Like although it doesn't really
matter, we just fought sometimes.
We also still just fight. Being frustrated, tired and not
a lot to show for it. Sometimes we fight, but we love
doing it, so we stayed with. It, I mean, we're currently in
kind of a little fight about the phone controversy.
What's at me? I don't even know what that is.
That's I think Daniel's hanging up on me.
When I call him, Darren's a little bit of an excessive
caller and I do screen calls, so he thought.
He thinks my phone OK there's two things that are that are
going on OK. So initially I thought his phone
had an issue to where when I call the first time it
automatically just hangs the the call up and then when I call a
second time then it'll go through.
So I'm telling him I'm like, hey dude, I think something's wrong
with your phone because every time I call the 1st it just
hangs up on me and then I have to call again.
Then I get through because well no, I just don't answer.
I hang up the first time. Yeah, so a lot of times he
calls, I'm busy doing something and I'll just send it straight
to voicemail, thinking of at the point, but he calls back again.
Then I start feeling sorry for him, so I'll pick it up on the
second one. This is crazy by the way, this
has been going on for months. This isn't like a week.
I thought there's something wrong with your phone.
Well, it's crazy that you didn't get the hint.
It's even crazier that you haven't told me Like, hey, stop
calling. Well, I think I made it clear.
Just send me a text before you call or just like, yeah, OK.
Yeah, that. Well, we, we have our method
now. We have the rules.
But no, why don't you just say, hey, uh, don't call.
I just hung up on you. Why are you calling back then?
I'd have been like, oh shoot, you are hanging up on me.
Because usually I'll pick it up, if I picked up the second time
it came with that energy, it usually will go negative and
we'll get into a little squab. Yeah, I mean, I'm still.
I'm going to be honest though, all jokes aside, I'm I'm still
not sure if you are hanging up on me or if there is something
wrong with the phone. Well, if it does seem like it's
like instant. I do a lot of times have it on
that privacy or whatever the mode is, like I have everything
turned off. I mean, there is a possibility
there is something where it like immediately sends me a voicemail
and you are also hanging up on me.
I would say that's possible. Anyways, back to the.
Review I listen whenever I can go to work.
I love hearing their takes on classic horror movies.
Whenever I can go to work, he listens when he's at.
Work whenever he listens when he can at work.
Yeah. Love hearing their takes on
classic horror movies and the recurring inside jokes like how
Dan says Voorhees. Oh, wow.
No, that. Wow, that's ironic.
He said it correctly. He usually says viores or
Voorhees or some junk Voorhees. Is that right?
Well, yeah, you're saying it right now.
You're ruining it, but we get what you're saying.
Can't recommend enough. Five stars.
So thank you for that review. We really appreciate it.
Dude. Awesome review.
You even sparked quite a bit of little conversation there.
Yeah. No, thank you.
Thank you so much. We're glad you enjoy.
Next we have Reaper Tan. Great podcast.
Any plans on doing the Jeepers Creepers franchise?
And I would say absolutely. I think we have a ridden.
I thought he wrote that. I was like, oh that's awesome.
No, that's my note. We can we?
Yeah. Cock of the walk.
Is that from G? Two-part 2.
I know, it's so bad. Cock of the walk.
That had that had us dying laughing.
I love Jeepers Creepers, the original and the.
I think the additional movies of the sequels are pretty bad, but
may be fun to watch. I know I've watched the 1st 2
and I would totally be down to review both of them and in fact
Jeepers Creepers one. Absolutely we're doing yeah.
I don't know if we do the whole franchise.
Man, that's the hard thing is because people do like when we
go through the franchises, but I'm already thinking ahead.
I mean, so I'm jumping the gun, but Jeepers Creepers will be
down the line. But I'm thinking maybe
Hellraiser might be 1. We're doing soon, and I started
looking through those. I'm like, do we really want to
do all these? The Hellraisers, you're going to
hate them. I'm just telling.
You're going to hate those. Why?
Because it's dark like you like a little stupid fun.
Not so much in those movies. OK, yeah, I mean, I think you're
probably right. You know me.
Anyways, if you're interested in US doing all of Jeepers
Creepers, leave a comment. Let us know.
All right, well, let's move on to our audience.
Reviews of Leprechaun in the Hood.
What do the people have to say? Starting with Brittany, I love
this movie. But then again, my brother and
sister say that I have tendency to like bad movies.
Understandable. It's one of those things where
it's so stupid it's funny. Yes, it's supposed to be horror
movie. If you look at it that way,
you'll be disappointed. This is a comedy for sure.
Five stars. I guess it's supposed to be a
horror movie. If you look at it that way,
it'll be disappointing. I don't totally understand that
sentence. I think she's just trying to say
you got to look at it as more of a comedy than horror.
Yeah, this is this. Is these so bad?
It's good. It's just a stupid movie.
Yeah, all these movies are in that category.
Yeah, it's just more of like, hey, what are they going to do?
Oh my gosh, they did that. Are leprechauns rapping now?
That's crazy. Yeah, that kind of stuff.
Exactly. Next we have Danny GA cinematic
masterpiece. I have to laugh when I read.
That and he knows what he's doing here.
Masterpiece that shows the racial tensions of the African
American community being persecuted by the Irish in an
attempt to gentrify an urban neighborhood.
Five stars. I mean, he's a jokey, right?
I think he's looking at it at a very he took his own angle on
that one. I mean, that's kind of funny.
I thought that was a good review.
That was good. Next we have Sham.
It's cute, it's creative, but I wasn't overly in love with it.
It's entertaining, which is all I can say.
Three stars. Yeah, absolutely.
I agree. I agree with all that.
Actually, sometimes less is more, you know what I mean?
The worst part about doing these reviews is I constantly want to
tell you what I think, but I can't correct.
So I have to give you a very, very shallow take.
Well, you can. You have to wait.
Wow, yes, I kind of agree. That's good.
Next we have XO. Pointless, horrid, stupid movie
from the beginning till the end. If the movie was about gangsters
and people from the hood, I would have bought into the
notion of being a dramatic action movie.
But adding the leprechaun? Come on.
Oh, so they thought this was a movie about the hood?
Oh my gosh. I don't think they realized that
it's a leprechaun movie. You know, this is leprechaun and
we brought the hood in, not the reverse.
That's really funny. One star.
So I guess if you don't know know anything about the
Leprechaun movies and you go into this thinking it's like a
hood classic, you may be disappointed.
Yeah, if you don't know about the leprechauns, actually, I
don't know, man. It depends.
If you like bad movies, this might be even better.
Like Oh my gosh, what is going on with leprechaun in the hood?
It's a lot to take in if you have no idea.
It's a lot either way. OK, let's jump into our first
impressions. Now I want to start off with I
think we can say we like hood movies.
I don't know that I do like hood movies anymore, to be honest.
They're kind of depressing. Yeah, in the history, a lot of
them are depressing. Usually people get killed.
Yeah, that's like even with this one, it's a lot of violence
going on. Well, we did do Tales from the
Hood. That was also that way.
That was actually, that was a lot darker.
And it's funny, when I was watching this, my mind kept
going to that movie. Well, yeah, when we thought we
really liked that movie, then we watched it.
I'm like, God, this isn't as good as I thought it was.
Yeah, but we did like, I mean, Friday's a great hood movie.
That's good, it's fun. Yeah, paid in full.
Another great one. I don't remember that one, but.
OK, that one's good. It is dark, but it has a good
ending. Kind of ish.
It's based on a true story, so that one's good.
Above the rim, above the room. By the way, in the above the
room, I watched a clip because I'm like, what was above the
room about? I kind of forgot.
I don't remember at all. I knew I liked it.
That was Denzel, right? Sure.
No, that was he. I game.
That was he, I game. Yeah.
Also a good one. I don't remember what above the
rim is. There is a scene where Nutso
goes to do a backboard slap, hits the backboard, breaks it
off, falls out the window to his death.
Wow, OK, I don't know if I've ever seen this movie.
Oh, so dude, I watched that clip again.
I was dying laughingly. It's so ridiculous.
That is crazy. You know what?
I got to see that. I know we've seen it.
I just don't remember anything about it.
I keep thinking of that Kevin Bacon movie where he gets that
tall guy from Africa. Not up there.
Oh, was that there? Up there?
That's not a hood movie, though. No, it's not all.
You know what's a fun one? I was just watching.
What Ernest Slam Dunk. You're just moving into
basketball Movies, OK? Well, you got to watch Ernest
slam dunk though. I don't have to.
It's. So bad though, they lowered the
hoops so all everyone is doing is dunking.
And these are actors so they're not very tall.
It's like 8 foot hoops or 6, maybe even 7.
OK, can I bring us back? Yeah, sure.
So back in our realm of hood horror movies, we did People
Under the Stairs. OK, Because that's a project
movie, right? Is it?
Yeah, it's kind of yeah. They live in the projects.
It's getting shut down by the rich people.
The. Neighborhood does show up at the
end, Yep. Candyman, another one.
Yeah, very depressing. OK, anyways we like hood movies
too. Well, I guess we are unsure if
we like. Well, we used to, and now that
I've gotten older, I'm just don't like those type of movies.
Well, what about the wood? I was just telling my wife about
that, and she's like, what? She's like, why did you watch
that movie? I'm like, I don't know.
It was fun though, Yeah. Yeah, growing up in Inglewood,
not that far from where we are here in Compton.
I think you figure. See where we grew up now?
We did not grow up. Let's just make it clear we're
not from the hood. No, we lived in the country for
most of our lives, lived in our city, the city of Till.
We're in about fifth grade. Yeah, off the bat with this
movie, there's OK. This is partly because I've been
in a tick tock algorithm. Here are we the initial
impressions or? Not yeah, we are.
OK, This is them. So in TikTok, there's a lot, at
least in my feed, we'll show up a lot of like humiliation
rituals, a lot of conspiracy theory stuff, right?
I don't know what humiliation ritual.
Well, have you OK? You remember, like, Katt
Williams talking about making black men wear dresses in
movies? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, this movie is out there with that.
This is so weird because why they did this?
We have Fontaine, who's trans. I don't, I don't know if they're
trans or are they dressed like a woman?
Well, I think they're they're on the way to being transgendered.
Yeah, maybe they want to. They want to chop things off.
So do they. There's implication about
getting money for their operation.
Oh, I did not. Which is.
Just the weirdest thing to throw in this movie and that that
wasn't. And then it goes on.
No, we also have some of our main characters that will be in
full drag at one point. It just seems like such an odd
thing to do in this movie because it wasn't even funny.
It was just like, oh, this is just like something leprechauns
going to be into now. Well, but I'm telling you that's
what was weird to me is because I've heard all these conspiracy
theories, hearing Kyle Williams talk about it, and all of a
sudden we do have quite a actually, there are three black
men in dresses in this movie, which is interesting.
It was weird, sure. Anyways, I do like the
characters though, like Ice T playing Mac Daddy.
It's interesting. He captivates me, he plays.
I like to watch him. Yeah, he plays a great pimp.
I think he was born to play that role.
Now some of our main characters, not so much, but they're so
different that I'm kind of into it.
Well, OK, so Postmaster P, the main character, I feel like he
was kind of dry. I didn't really care too much
for him. Not much of A personality.
No, you had the goofy friend, I forget what his name was.
Coolio. Is that what you have?
Coolio. Oh, wait, that's the wrong Do
you know who Coolio is? That's a famous rapper, Darren.
Was he in? This yes Coolio makes an
appearance. Oh, at the church.
That's right. I forgot.
Wait so I'm I'm thinking of Butch.
OK, so we have Postmaster P he's the straight laced, wants to go
down the good route. We'll get into that.
Butch is like the science man. And then we have Straight
Bullet, who's a wannabe gangster.
Yeah, Butch is like a goofball though.
Yeah. Well, I guess kind of.
I know it's kind of nerdy ish, but it's like, how did these
guys become friends? They're all very different.
Well, can I ask? OK, so wait.
Well, OK, yes. But my I guess the main point
we've veered off from is I just didn't find Postmaster P that
interesting. But Butch was interesting.
Straight ball, played that kind of gangster.
He was fine. And there's definitely
characters in the hood, like we have two, uh, pawn shop owners
that are very different and have personality.
Yeah, like everyone you meet. I mean, Fontaine's a whole
nother personality. We already talked about that.
There's a lot of like stuff going on that's out there.
Yeah, it's interesting. I thought the story was
interesting enough. Like these people want to be
rappers and they are going to do whatever they can to make that
goal or to accomplish that goal, right?
Well, it kind of goes to that bigger picture.
Do you sell your soul for fame? That's true.
Another conspiracy thing that's out there right now.
We. Don't need to go down that
route. You know what I'll say though,
this movie had terrible kills. Or just like, not really.
They didn't really show a lot of them.
Yeah, there's a lot of just magic explosions of chess.
There's that. I mean, there's one where we
don't even see the kill. There's like a thing of just a
strangle, like Leprechaun just strangles someone, but it's not
even like a good strangle. Yeah, I wouldn't say it blew me
away with the kills. No, it was the thing, actually.
Probably the worst. And really, this isn't about
people taking the leprechauns gold.
It's about this magic flute. Yeah, that's the thing too, is
like, he's not even chasing gold, he's chasing Flute now.
Yeah, he wants that. Flute and the way like why is he
using the flute? I don't know.
I mean, where did the flute come from?
It's a new thing I. Mean that's how it is.
It's like, oh OK, now the flute's his little.
Mission, But more than ever, it's just some of the worst
rapping you'll hear in any movie.
Oh man, it's like we're going into the hood.
The rapping should be decent there, right?
You want. You should have said the rapping
should be good. Oh God, yeah, you're right.
I wasn't ready for that. There's one scene in particular.
I don't know if you're going to highlight it, but I hear I'll
give it to you now from. The Dome to the chromosome come
around, not in the head red. Ohh am I not giving it to them?
Now you could I just have the lyrics later on.
Oh, OK, 'cause there's one part. Where I'm like, dude, I don't
know what they're doing, but this guy is just God awful.
Oh, I I went through and wrote down the the lyrics of some of
these raps. Yeah, it's that bad.
So like this movie works in the fact that it is just so
ridiculous at times and so stupid and the leprechaun
rapping and just the things that are happening are kind of funny.
But I the things I don't like about it is it is kind of just
dry and a little bit depressing at times.
It's not fun. Yeah, they could have definitely
gone. I don't know.
I would have actually liked more hood.
Like I want to meet some more people in the like are roaming
around the city. We actually don't meet that many
people at all. No, we kind of just like stay in
a few venues. It was enjoyable, but it you
know, it is what it is. It's.
Leprechaun in the hood. All right, that's enough of our
initial impressions. Let's jump into the movie.
We begin with a leprechaun walking into his cave, sitting
on the stairs, counting his gold and straight out the gates we
get our first freestyle. Yeah, I like that.
We went back to his little cave, wherever the heck that is.
Yeah, that's like back to his roots.
We don't actually visit his cave at all in this movie for.
Many a moon. The legend has grown.
Death toll increases. Solution unknown.
And the leprechaun ends his freestyle by giving himself his
street name, the. Future's not good, for no one is
safe from a LEP in the hood. So apparently now we know him as
LEP LEP in the hood. You know I always called him LEP
but I didn't. I wonder if I got it from this.
Well, I think in the first movie that kid calls him LEP.
Oh, he does say. Oh yeah?
Hey, Lap. A few Lucky Charms maybe, right?
Yeah, something like that. All right, so now we know the
street name of the leprechaun is the lap we cut over to iced tea,
or should I say Mack daddy? So Mack is with his homeboy,
Slug. All right.
Now, apparently Slug has provided him with a hood
treasure map. Now, again, I'm not from the
hood. I don't know if this is a thing.
Is it common to have treasure maps in the hood?
I didn't know that he had a treasure map and I've watched it
so many times I had no clue. No, it is not common.
I don't think so. Well, I here's the thing.
I have questions throughout the game.
First of all, if someone's selling a treasure map, you'd
have to be a complete idiot to buy it.
It was right though, you know. It was it was right.
But why wouldn't the guy give you the map?
Just go get. It Oh, you're right.
Why would they even give you the map if there was treasure in
fact there? That's a great point, Dan,
right. Yeah.
Second, like where do they get this map from?
We don't know. There's a lot of things they
don't really go into depth in this movie.
Now, the first stop on this map apparently requires them to
breakthrough a concrete wall, which is crazy.
So they have a sledgehammer and there's I guess there's no door.
They just have to pound through this wall.
But when they go in, it's like a table with beer and I don't know
what else is on it. Oh, there's a hamburger.
It's like they just broke into like a subway or something I
think, right? No, it's no.
It's like a living room. What are you?
Talking, I thought, there in the subway.
No, no, that's a. There's like a table.
That's so funny. I didn't.
I guess I didn't know where we were.
Well, Ice T isn't happy about this because he, you know,
expects to have gold that Slug brought him here on this stupid
treasure map. So he just takes Slug, throws
him into another wall, busts through that, revealing a green
leprechaun statue wearing a gold amulet around his neck.
Not only that, he's got a pot of gold at his feet.
So here's where I'm confused. Why is he there still?
The leprechaun? Yeah this is a whole nother
timeline. Okay, but you're right, you
can't judge it to the old ones. But okay, if he is there, you
would think someone put that amulet around his neck, right?
Right, because he's not going to self stone right?
Correct. Then why is the gold there?
At his feet. Yeah, whoever put the thing on
him should would have taken the gold, right?
Would you though? You know the curse?
OK, so I guess this scenario would be that someone put it on
him and said, hey, F this. I don't want to deal with this
guy. I'm just going to leave the
golden Go. Seems like the smart bet.
Actually, that would be a smart thing.
All right, mystery solved. Well, I did love Mack Daddy's
line when he sees the leprechaun.
You. Midget might as motherfucker.
I mean, that's a wild thing to say to our boy Khan here, I
guess. LEP, LEP.
Yeah, he comes at him with the heat, but Magdaddy isn't
interested in the gold really at all.
He reaches down and picks up the flute and says that's all he
wants right there. OK, yet again, why is he going
straight for the flute? Like how does he know?
He doesn't actually know about this, he just found a map.
So maybe on the map they said there was a golden flute.
Maybe that's like what he heard, I don't know.
He doesn't seem interested in the gold at all.
We have to assume there's been some talk beforehand.
Maybe it's like a Hood story that they've all heard about
this leprechaun and magical flute.
OK, we'll build in some more. Sure.
Well, he takes the flute, and then he goes over.
Remember that table that they had a breakthrough?
The concrete wall that had beer on it?
Yeah, with that gross food that's been sitting out forever?
Yeah. He grabs the beer and just
starts drinking. Yeah, I thought that was an
interesting move, too. It's like, that's not your beer.
Well dude, it's like that thing's been sitting out for
years. I mean not to like a whoever
drank it, it could be disgusting there backwash that also just
warm beer. Gross.
Well, I don't know about backwash.
I think they were sealed bottles in a six pack.
Oh, OK, sorry. Then warm beer.
I don't know. I don't even.
I thought we were in a subway, so I'm lost.
I don't know where we're. At well his partner Slug
collects the gold and removes the amulet from around the
leprechauns neck. Now as soon as he takes that
thing off, the leprechaun's eyes start glowing red and that
little sucker comes to life. Slug turns around and sees him
but he like immediately freezes up.
The leprechaun just slowly just walks towards him and apparently
Slug's like so terrified he can't even yell because Mack
daddy is like literally like 4 feet away from him.
Yeah, this is very convenient. Mack daddy has turned his back
from the gold. What you think would be
interested in? And he's just more concerned
about his beer now. Just not looking at.
And there's buddies getting stalked by the con.
You're right. This guy could have made any
noise, but no. No, he's he's totally frozen up,
which you would be pretty scared.
To see a little man. OK so Mac, daddy's 4 feet away
from Slug when he hears some groaning and then Slug comes
into his room, collapses on the floor with a hair pic in his
neck. Yeah, cool kill.
I like using the hair pic. I don't know how the leprechaun
got up there to his neck though. The guy would have had to like,
bend down, I think he was. Bending down, I think picking up
gold. You know, that's stupid though.
Leprechaun has like those magic abilities.
He could have just like taken out and thrown it into his neck.
But that's the start of like, we don't actually see it go in, we
just see the aftermath. Right.
I did like Ice T's reaction though 'cause as soon as he saw
his buddy with it in his neck, he was just like, oh, like
disgusted. I noticed that too.
Well, we didn't talk about it, but these dudes are like, this
is supposed to be, I guess in the 70s, and they gave these
guys like giant froze. Well, I mean, that's how we know
it's the 70s. Otherwise we're just in a
building, you know, you wouldn't.
You wouldn't know. But by the way, they're dressed,
yeah. And arguably these froze may
have magical powers. Well, we're going to find out.
So stupid. OK, we'll get to it.
So Mack pulls out his gun, but immediately the leprechaun does
some magic on it. That thing becomes like molten
hot. He has to throw it down.
So now Mack daddy has no gun. He's got to defend himself.
What does he do? Reaches up into his fro and
pulls out a switchblade. Well, Leprechaun just takes that
thing and throws it against the wall.
Again. Magical Powers just throws it
out of the way. And you're not going to believe
what happens next because Mackdaddy reaches into his fro
and pulls out a full size baseball bat.
What? Come on, come on.
Oh. My God not.
That was not a full size baseball bat.
What do you mean? That was like a little version
of it. It was a small bet.
I don't think that was. I don't think that was really a
full size. Either way, it can't fit in a
fro. No, it was funny.
It's like, oh, OK. I mean, this is the leprechaun
of the hood. No rules.
The leprechaun just throws him out of the way, knocks him to
the ground, walks over to Mack daddy and says stealing me gold.
A sure way to grow old. Solid rhyme 8.5.
But does it make sense? Stealing me gold, a sure way to
grow old. No, actually, that's the
opposite. You're not going to grow old at
all, actually. You die.
You die young. That's a really funny point.
You're right, that doesn't make sense.
That's wrong. Yeah, then he finishes with Now
me little room will become your tomb.
Scary stuff from the Leprechaun. Well, the leprechaun now gets
caught slipping because he walks over to Macdaddy, doesn't
realize Macdaddy just happens to be sitting next to a pressure
relief valve. Very convenient.
What? She opens up, blasts the
leprechaun in the face. He flies backwards, falling onto
a board. Now this board just so happens
to have the amulet sitting on it, so we.
Have like a teeter totter situation.
So when he hits the board it launches the amulet into the
air, landing around the leprechauns neck, turning him
back to stone. So very convenient.
Now we've had two years later, maybe years later.
They don't really say it's just a later time.
Yeah, it could be a year. It could be 50.
Yeah. Now we meet Postmaster P and his
crew who are auditioning for a gig.
So this whole movie is centered on this gig.
So there's like an initial gig to get to perform at this rap
competition and then you go to that competition gig.
If you do well, you may go to Vegas.
OK, it's confusing. I think you have to try out for
the audition. You know what I'm saying?
I guess this is an audition. This is the audition for the
first competition. See that rhyme?
Once they pass the audition then they can go to the competition,
which is still local, and if they win the competition then
they go to Vegas for the real event.
Right, it's quite a few little steps to get to Vegas.
It took me a while to realize what was going on, yeah.
Well, now we get to hear Postmaster P and his crew here
with some of the worst raps I've ever heard.
I mean rapping about positivity is just a God awful idea.
The positive and. That's unity.
We keep the crowd high. Positively, Yeah, like they're
on, like, real positive vibes. Like here's a line from
Postmaster P Our unconscious beliefs control our behavior.
Only through daily positive affirmation can we overcome.
Yeah. It's one thing to just be
positive when you're rapping. This is just like, no, we're
literally going to rap about being positive.
It's terrible. It is so bad.
It is bad. So in this group we have
Postmaster P He's like the face of the group, very positive,
seems to be on the straight and narrow.
The P stands for positivity. Then we have Butch, who's a
scientist and a chemist. OK, I have questions about that,
but we'll get there in a minute. So he runs like their audio
equipment. He's like the electrician of the
group. No.
OK, well, that's where I think we have an issue.
OK, well, let's. OK, well, let's just.
Get into it. You don't want to just do it,
OK? So during their set here, he
screws it up by doing some chemistry.
Right. Well, he was using nitrogen trio
iodide. Exactly.
OK, simple question. Why?
I think that was the pyrotechnics there.
Did they say there was going to be pyrotechnics here?
No, but I think he put those in. He really wanted to show out for
this audition. OK, so then then that broke.
Something else? Yeah, it like set off.
It like broke all their equipment and almost set the
stage on fire. I mean, my issue is there's a
difference between a chemist and an electrician, and he tries to
play, I guess, both. Yeah.
He's like the smart guy. He didn't really seem like an
electrician, though. It seemed like he was mostly
interested in the chemistry, which I'm like, that's not going
to help you with this. But now that we have the
pyrotechnics, I guess it'll help for that.
I don't know. Sure.
I don't know. He probably shouldn't be in a
rap group. I mean, yeah, he didn't seem to
help at all. No.
Then we have Stray Bullet, who's basically the wannabe gangster.
Or maybe an actual gangster, I don't know.
He makes questionable decisions. Yeah, he just raps hard.
Very hard. So like we talked about the
crews on stage, Butch messes up, sets off this explosion,
destroys the entire set. They basically get kicked out
and they don't get the gig. Yeah, and this is going to set
up all the events because their equipment is now broken.
They got it. Hey, they got to make it, man.
They really got to get to this competition, to get to Vegas,
and then they're going to be famous.
I guess so. They need a way to get this
equipment back. First up they're going to go is
to old Jackie D's pawn shop. They're going to try to sell him
a fake Jimi Hendrix guitar, but he immediately thoughts that
it's a fake and he's like, get out of here.
Well, he they tell him the wrong year too, they say.
A year when Jimmy was already dead or something.
I think so. So then they go to Chow's shop
and try the exact same thing and they didn't even change the
year. Oh, they did, the same year.
Well, they had to because Chow calls him out for what he he
says. Like, hey, Jimmy wasn't even
alive then. I'm like they didn't even change
the year after the first time. I think what he really said is
you trying to bullshit Chow. I mean, I shouldn't even do the
accent. This is it's pretty.
Offensive. I'll believe that whole thing.
It's pretty easy. It's pretty offensive.
Well, I mean, it's funny, though.
I like these stereotype stuff, you know, over the top
stereotypes. Yeah, because it's ridiculous.
I don't hate them for these movies.
You might as well. Yeah.
There's no rules in this. I mean, he is.
He is a little racially charged, though.
You know what? I'm saying he does end up saying
you can hip and hop your black ass home.
I mean, but they did try to scam him so.
Hey, maybe you're with Chow, maybe you're against him.
That's up to you. So.
Yeah, we're definitely not getting into this.
So now they're walking down the street.
The first thing that bothered me is Postmaster just throws the
guitar away. Yeah, it's like, wouldn't that
be worth something? Yeah, I get it's not Jimi
Hendrix's guitar, but it's a guitar.
I mean, I don't know anything about guitars, but I imagine as
some sort of value. I don't know.
I wouldn't think he would just throw it away.
Anyways, they end up spotting Mack daddy Onassis in the alley.
And you may be wondering, Onassis, isn't it just Macdaddy?
I'm so glad you brought this up. Well the reason they call him
Onassis is because he was a pimp and Macdaddy owned asses.
It's a great play on words Onassis.
I liked it. My favorite part is that Stray
Bullet's mom apparently was also involved with him.
Yeah, Stray Bullet's mom, I think worked the streets.
Yeah, but it's like we don't know who she is, right?
No, but we'll get into it like a little bit of it.
So old Mac Daddy, now he has this whole hip hop thing going.
He's basically like a hip hop mogul.
Do we? Just to be clear, this is iced
tea, if we didn't already say that.
So he's got his flute. He's become famous after finding
the leprechauns gold. Apparently still just hanging on
the hood though. But he's.
But he's made it in the hood. I guess he's made it.
He seems to perform at bars like.
Yeah, you're right. You know, that's my one thing is
like, they make him seem as if he's made it, but he doesn't
really look like he's made it. There's only one person that
hangs out with. Him, I mean, I guess he has a
nice spot. He has one room that looks nice,
but the thing about Mackdaddy is he's into that gangster hip hop
and P is not down with that, right?
Gangster rap is not positive. No, no.
Well, Mackdaddy starts to drive out of this alley, sees these
guys standing there, stops the car and he's like.
Thank the Milli Vanillia Compton rap heard you guys are sampling
chipmunk tracks man. So basically clowns the guys for
their music. Well, The thing is the chipmunk
line he dropped, I was confused why he dropped that.
I think it's just like some corny stuff.
Oh, I thought he I thought like maybe their track was speed up
to sound like trick chipmunks, like some accident happened we
didn't know about. Looking too deep.
I'm out.
Well, Stray Bullet tells him like, hey, you should hear our
stuff. It's hot.
Like it's the hot stuff. It's super hot, dude.
Now, surprisingly, Mac is like, all right, fine, jump in the car
and I'll go listen to it. It's kind of funny because,
yeah, they seem to already have like a little bit of a
relationship with them. Like why do they even know of
each? Other.
I think we just had to get Mac and their relationship going.
Yeah. We didn't have time in the movie
to play around with it. Yeah.
We're not going to deal with that in the story.
Just go. So they head over to Mac's
office, where he has the leprechaun sitting in the middle
of the room. In like a showcase, I know I'm
like, dude, if you knew the leprechaun had this kind of
ability to, well, to kill you magically, I think I'd have him
locked up somewhere that no one would ever find him.
Or if they did, they'd have to maybe know the combination to a
save. But then you're like, then I
start thinking, well, if he's in a safe, someone's going to try
to break in and get him. You got to put him somewhere.
I think you just bury him in concrete.
Oh yeah, he's already concrete as it is.
Just put a bunch more concrete on him.
Bury him in that. Yeah, because yeah, by the time
they find him, you'll probably be dead by then anyways.
Right. Yeah, right.
Well, Mac throws on their tape and the most shocking part of
this movie, he doesn't hate it. He actually thinks they have
like a little bit of potential. I think they do.
There's something there they do not.
There is. No potential, I'm sorry.
It is really bad. It's not good.
But Mac does tell him like, hey, some things are going to have to
change. I'm not into this like save the
hood stuff, treat your girlfriend right type stuff.
This label rapped about Uzis blowing motherfucker's heads
off, you know what I'm saying? Smack your bitch up, shoot your
motherfucker homeboy in the face type shit.
This was the 90s, you know what I'm saying?
This was gangster rap was big around then.
Yeah, by the way, did he coin type shit?
Oh, I think he he might have been the original.
Because I thought that was a newer thing, but maybe it's not.
Well, now it's become an older thing, but it was a one time
newer. You're right, true.
So the real question Macdaddy's asking here is, do you sell your
soul for the fame? Yeah, you're right.
Because they have to make that decision.
Do we bell off the positivity and go to the gangster rap?
And as we've learned in some revelations, nowadays, many
people sell the soul for the fame.
Absolutely a bunch of soulless vampires out there.
Well, Postmaster P, he ain't down, but Stray Bullet is.
So the problem is they start kind of arguing.
Basically, Stray Bullet will do anything for the fame
postmaster's like now. We ain't going to do it.
Well, Matt gets tired of this and just like, hey, how about
you guys just leave and they kind of lose their opportunity
to push it to the next level. But as they're walking out, Mack
daddy decides to add a little salt to the wounds.
He looks over at Stray Bullet and says, are you deaf or dumb
like your mom's? I got to come over there and
bitch smack you like I used to do her.
OK, OK. This is why I thought that his
mom and him had a thing that is just so funny that they threw
this in right here. Well, it's just to add a little
bit of lore that maybe, maybe, you know, Stray, he's got a
little edge to him. Probably didn't grow up great.
Oh, you know what actually does Stray know who his dad is?
Oh, could be Mack. I mean, we don't know who his
father is. Well, I don't.
I don't know. I don't know the details of
that. I think what they're really
going for is that Mack Daddy was a pimp.
And stray bullets. Mom probably worked for him.
Yeah, but why would they even throw that in there?
It had nothing to do with the story at all.
I think it's just to give a little depth on our characters.
That's what I'm saying. Maybe Maxes father, I don't
know. I think it's unconfirmed.
Yeah, it's absolutely. We'll leave on the DNA test a
baseless theory. Well, as soon as the group
leaves, they start coming up with another plan.
And here's where Stray Bullet speaks up.
And I got to be honest, his it was hard to follow his mind map
here. It was going all over the place.
He starts off with Lotto, and he's like Lotto.
We need like to win the Lotto, but the lotto's hanging around
that yard jockey's neck at Max. Do you get that?
No. Well, so, well, maybe 'cause he
needs to still, there's jewelry around Max neck.
No, The yard jockey. Do you know who the yard jockey
is? No.
Oh, the leprechaun. The leprechaun.
So he's saying they need to take the gold that's on the chain
around the leprechaun's neck. OK, it's a clever.
Way, I guess, to say that I would say all so confusing.
Yeah, it took me a minute to put that together.
So he wants to get some guns. Rob Macdaddy, pawn off the
necklace. That's how they're gonna get
their equipment. Back.
I mean, that's one of the problems with just showing the
leprechaun off like in the middle of your office.
With the gold around its. Neck and then just inviting
random kids in. Yeah, absolutely.
It's stupid. Mac Daddy, not the smartest, but
Stray does have some points here because originally I'm kind of
like OK, this is just dumb, why would you do this?
But Mac, Daddy is holding the hood down at this point.
What are you? What are you talking about?
I'm reading that. But why is he saying this?
Because Magdaddy is the gatekeeper on the music industry
in the hood. In the hood, yes, he's the he's
the guy you have to pee a pee. A pee.
Pee Yeah, it seems that way from what they're telling us.
I guess you don't really see that other than this little
scenario they just laid out. Yeah, yeah.
He's the gatekeeper. So if you rob him, like, you
know, it's because they talk about it in here.
It's like Robin Hood, right? Rob the Rich give.
The poor? No, that's what they say.
Why are you laughing? What do they say?
Because I love the line. It's like Robin Hood.
We Robin the Hood. Or however he said it.
Here, I'll give it to you that he did it better than me.
Kind of like Robin Hood. Instead we're going to be
robbing in the hood on with oozes and AK's baby.
I I don't know why. I did love the line.
I thought it was fine. It's stupid, that's why.
Well, Straight Bullet brings up the point too.
That old postmaster, he's not totally clean because he was on
board with that pawn shop gimmick, which was robbing the
pawn shop. Yeah.
So he kind of does have a little bit of a point.
Yeah, so his whole thing is like, hey, we're going to do
this, let's meet at Mackenzie Park and put this whole thing
together, which they totally do. And when they get there, all
they do is tell each other how much they love each other.
I love you, man. I love you, man.
Shit. Let's go to Vegas.
Do this. I love you, man.
Yeah, Look at this. Yo I thought about this, I've
never robbed a place but do people who rob And maybe leave
something in the comments if you have.
You can be anonymous if you want.
Do you normally tell each other how much you love each other?
And huh. It's almost like after a war
scene when they get back together, like maybe you lost
someone in battle. Like you're just like, oh, I
love you brother. You know what?
I. Mean like or it's you guys just
went through something really just traumatic.
You're like, hey man, I just got to get this off my chest.
I love you. Yeah, they dropped the loves
just on the way in. My favorite part is when Post
showed up and that one guy and Butch is like hey who's that
over there? Is that post man post?
What's the guy you invited? Your friend who raps with you.
It's like one of the five people in this movie, yeah.
It's like the only other person that would be here, right here.
So now we're heading over to Max Spot and I did like that they
changed up the music here because now we get some more
gangster rap playing. Well, they've changed, dude.
It's symbolic. Yeah, some deep, some Sinners
type stuff. Oh, so we can't bring it up, so
they bust in the front door. And to me the funniest part is
as soon as they break this door down, Stray Bullet runs right to
the book shelf and knocks off every book.
My thought is like, what do you think?
This is like a Goosebumps movie where he pulls a book and opens
up a trap door. It was just the weirdest.
Thing like we all know where the gold is, why are you running to
the bookshelf? I don't know what he was doing.
I also think it's hilarious how they did not try to be quiet at
all. They're just yelling in this
room. Oh dude, well they kicked the
door down. There's no covert OPS here.
Yeah, it's not like, hey, let's go, let's go break into this
place, let's do do some investigating, let's make sure
no one's there. Check out the security cams.
It's like no, just straight to yelling and just destroy.
I think you call this a smash and grab.
Oh shoot, you know what, you're right.
But they some straight hood stuff.
But they didn't do the smash and grab.
Like you got to just go over, bust the freaking thing open
where the leprechaun is and take it and run like it's very easy.
No, they clearly spent way too much time in this room.
Well, which will get us to our next point, because Butch goes
over to the leprechaun and puts on an explosive device instead
of breaking the glass. We got to have a reason for the
chemist to be here, right? He needs something to do because
he doesn't rap. So now let's have him just blow
it up with something. Yeah, like C4 or something.
I don't know what he got his hands on.
Or iodine or something. Well, as soon as he sticks that
thing on the leprechauns enclosure, Mack Daddy walks in
the front door. Seeing this, Postmaster turns
around, takes his gun, points it right at Mack.
Unfortunately, that's the exact time that Butch triggers the
explosion, causes Postmaster to pull the trigger, shooting Mack
in the chest. Boom.
So we just did us a murder. It's not very.
Positive guys, not very positive.
Butch ends up taking the amulet, Postmaster Rob's Mack takes the
flute, and right as they're walking out of the door, they
hear a little chuckle, which makes them all turn around and
they see the leprechaun look looking right at them.
And hand me gold. You're thieving hoods.
You got more than Tiger Woods. I mean, that's a hilarious line,
especially right now you know Tiger Woods is in the news.
Yeah, Tiger Woods doing some DUI.
He's always up to something man, which it just makes me laugh
because I'm like dude, this guy was at the top back then, just
like the most famous person. You forget he had a really good
image for a long. Time.
Oh, he was like super clean. Yeah, not so much anymore.
Well it's also like, dude, you make so much millions, why are
you driving and drunk? We don't need to get into it.
Yes, we all know. It's stupid, unfortunately.
A big fall from grace. I know like golf fans.
I'm not a golf fan. People love Tiger.
Dude, the video game was so. Good.
Oh, his game was off the charts good.
Yeah. Did you know we had a little
Chucky reference here? No.
Well, Straight looks at the leprechaun and he goes.
It's Chucky on crack. That's so funny because he kind
of does look like he's on crack. A hood Chucky.
A super hood check. Oh no, but I'm saying like the
leprechaun looks like a crackhead.
He looks crazy. Yeah, he's aged quite a few
years. Well, he's just.
Old. Well, yeah, he's just got those
deep lines where Chucky looks like a nice, clean young fella.
Well, they're not going to play around with a leprechaun.
They raise up their guns, unload their mags.
I mean the leprechaun just gets riddled to the point where an
arm gets ripped off. Yeah, I mean, they unloaded him.
Our poor little fella's gone. Or is he?
I mean, come on, we know. We know.
Guys. Well, the group bails out.
Get in their car, they're out of there.
As they drive away, Mack daddy wakes up.
Now Mack daddy got shot in the chest, right?
Yes, Mack daddy did. Well, it just so happened he had
this gold medallion around his neck that stopped the bullet.
And that was just some random thing he had on, right?
Yeah, that that wasn't like our gold medallion.
It was just a lucky shot. Our unlucky shot depends which
side you're on. Now he goes on a little bit of
an emotional roller coaster because he almost just got
murdered. And as he wakes up, he sees the
leprechaun talking to his amputated hand, basically
calling it over to him. So you have the leprechauns hand
crawling as the leprechauns like talking to it, like guiding it
back to him. Yeah, he's putting himself back
together, which is a crazy thing to say.
Yeah, you, like you said, you got shot.
Now you got a leprechaun. Well, a leprechaun in pieces
next to you. Well, they end up blocking eyes
and the leprechaun looks at him and he goes.
A lot of time is coming past what still I see you're a big
fat ass. I think it's funny how he
insulted him right out of the gates.
I mean, a lot of time has passed and he's still a big, fat ass.
I mean, we cut over to the parrot.
Now the parrot's going to be in this movie a lot.
It's the local bar. Mack runs over there.
He calls in his reinforcements again.
You know, he's like a big wig. And by the way, his
reinforcements in this movie, it's one guy.
Yeah, it's always one guy, barely speak.
I think he might have one line in the movie.
Yeah, it doesn't really matter. He then runs into the bathroom,
kicks everyone out and lights up a joint.
Well, you have to understand he's very stressed and so he's
got to light it up just to relax a little bit.
Just to chill out. The problem is, he's not alone,
because the leprechaun is perched up next to him.
Because the leprechaun smells something interesting.
Curious aroma. The way he said it had me
laughing though, because he's just like oh what an interesting
mystical smell or something stupid.
Yeah, well, he reaches his little leprechaun hand out and
Mack daddy passes him the joint. LEP takes a puff and he goes.
Interesting blend. We know this because we've
watched it somewhere before, but how ridiculous is this?
You get the leprechaun smoking weed.
I mean, I don't hate it, no. It's kind of funny.
I would have liked to see maybe some more effects.
I guess we kind of do though, because he he does at one point
get pretty chill. Is he?
Yeah, I would say. I would say when he's got his
women around him, he's pretty high.
Oh well, later on he definitely gets a little high.
Leprechaun kind of becomes a Stoner.
A little bit, yeah. Mac looks at him and goes, well,
that's the bomb right there. Leprechaun looks at it, takes
another head, and he goes. A friend with weed is a friend
indeed, but a friend with gold is the best I'm told.
Another funny line. It was good.
Well, it's one of those like, OK, maybe the leprechaun's a
cool guy to smoke weed with. Well, I thought at one point
maybe these two had bonded. Like they both have been ripped
off, right? Yeah, maybe they're going to
work together. Because that actually, you know
what, that actually would have been funny.
But you're kind of forgetting about the last part.
A friend with gold. But what does that mean in this
situation? Well, that means as the
leprechaun passes back the joint, he drops it down, grabs
Mac's hand and does a little knock, knock, joke knock.
Knock. Who's there?
Gold. Finger.
Then he rips off Max finger because he has a gold ring.
OK, the only thing I didn't like about this, this has already
been done, has it? Yeah.
We've already ripped a finger off guy.
What was in in the Vegas one, right?
Yeah, the guy. Remember the guy who was going
to pick up the leprechaun for a gig?
He had a goal. He had goal on his finger and he
left. Ripped it off.
Pick him up for a gig. Yeah, he was on the street.
He thought the leprechaun was a street performer.
And the biggest one handed the card to him.
Yeah, so this is another another one of those, which is all
right. I mean, it was kind of a Dick
thing to do, too. Mac was like, you know, thought
they were having a moment and the leprechaun pulled that move.
Not cool. Mac yeah, pimped back about his
name. Oh, you're talking about OK,
you're telling you jumped movies on.
Yeah, sorry. Now we're I'm back to here and
Leprechaun pulled a Dick move. Yeah, I totally agree.
It's like they had a moment together.
Just work together for a little. Bit it's still OK so going back
though it would have been really cool if they stuck together and
just for a little while we're. Teaming up.
I'm in. Yeah, But the leprechaun makes
it clear with his last rhyme here that wow.
We can't stop. Dude, that he has something else
in mind. And he tells Mac, now find me
gold in record time or you'll suffer a bloody hideous crime.
Not all our winners, not. Yeah, it's like, OK, but Mac
runs off and basically he has to go find his gold.
It's kind of funny how he sometimes he lets them.
Oh yes, he did that on purpose. Maybe just to have someone else
do him for the gold. Sure, another person looking.
Doesn't really make sense though 'cause it's like he should just
kill everyone. It's usually what he does.
Yeah, he chooses in this one. It's also weird.
It's like how if we've gone over this, but it is like how does he
know where the gold is? Or like how does he have like a
location of where it is? Or is it maybe it's like on Find
My Device where you have a general idea of where the gold
is but not an exact point? I think he just fills it nearby.
Yeah, well, the leprechaun walks out into the bar.
The bartender takes one look at him and says.
God damn you little ugly motherfucker.
It's a vicious thing to say to a little person.
I mean, it's rude at a minimum, right?
Well, he doesn't even know, he just thinks this is a little
person dressed. Yeah, well, the leprechaun kind
of throws him to the side, but then he hears a melody he's
never heard before because rap music is new to him.
Well, and it's really funny when you think about it.
The leprechaun loves to rhyme. He does, and this is a new form
of that expression. Right, so and we may see it in
this movie that he tries his rap game.
Yeah, I mean, he's been learning throughout this whole movie.
That's really what this movie is.
You know what I've loved this is before but like an E mile
inspired like rap battle. Oh my gosh, would have been
great. You could do so much more with
LEP in the hood. Absolutely.
Maybe we will in Part 2. I don't.
Know dude, how good would it be if he went to like a rap battle?
I'd be hilarious. I mean it.
Well, how could that not be funny?
But I would like them to bring like Eminem or I don't know,
some other like major rap like guys that actually can rap
lyricist out there and like write some good rhymes.
So the bartender tries to hit him with a mic stand, to which
the leprechaun grabs, sends green electricity into it and
basically fries the bartender. Again, another subpar death.
But all right. I like the green effect, I
guess. I mean, I like the effect being
green. Is that.
Well, it was nice that the bartender, when he got
electrocuted, his eyes turned green.
Yeah, there's a lot of that. We cut back to posting the boys,
and they're at the pawn shop with Jackie D They end up
cutting a deal for all the audio gear and the amulet.
I guess I they really didn't show like what they were
selling. OK, I was confused at what they
bought at which place, so yeah. Maybe the amulet, or maybe it
was just gold. I almost thought that it was.
It was confusing. It wasn't clear.
I almost thought they went to Jackie D to get to sell the
amulet to get money. Then I thought they went to Chow
to get maybe the audio equipment.
I don't know. No, because he needed one of
them said. Was it Jackie D that said
there's no insurance on it? OK, here you're getting
confused, Jackie D They go for audio equipment, they go to chow
for the party supplies. OK, because I wasn't even sure
what the because Jackie D was clearly a pawn shop.
I don't know what Chow's place was.
Did they ever get the amulet? Oh, I don't.
No, well, yeah, no, they Jackie D right.
They sold it there the. Problem is I know Mack daddy has
it at the end of the. Movie.
OK, yeah, clearly we have gotten lost somewhere in here.
I don't know. Either way, they get the audio
equipment in $500. They give them gold, maybe they
amulet, we're not sure. Now while they're going through
this transaction, Postmaster casually plays his little flute,
which by the way, it doesn't really like play much.
It just kind of like goes into this mode.
It's like a Zelda mode. Well, it's so funny because the
audio they have with it, I wasn't even sure if he was
playing it. Sometimes it's like a silent
flute. Yeah, it's like really quiet.
It's, I don't know what they did, but it doesn't sound like
it's coming out of him playing. It but basically when he does it
everyone gets hypnotized and this happens throughout the
movie takes him a very long time to figure out what's going on.
I wanted to talk about this because we're going to find out
he they play this flute and then people will just listen to
whatever you. Do or say they'll like your
music. We know that.
Do you have to tell? Them I was trying not to go in
this. See, this is the problem.
I was trying not to go too deep because it kind of doesn't
really make sense because it seems like when he does plays,
when he plays the flute, people get in a trance for, I don't
know, 3 seconds, but then they snap out of it unless they hear
music right after, then they'll love that.
It's kind of confusing. It doesn't.
I mean, it's obviously doesn't really make sense.
Well, after going to Jackie DS, they head over to Chow's.
They go to pick up party supplies and Chow now is totally
pumped because because they have money and we see Chow in full
effect because he says. You.
Strike Rich. Hell yeah.
We strike it rich motherfucker. What, you think I told you we
would? You mean you get down and jiggy
with pictures and holes? That's right, Chow I.
Thought this was an interesting turn in.
Personality from Chow, like cooler than he initially was.
I think Chow knows he's getting money and Chow is like now,
their best friend. I thought it was weird how he
started dancing though, right? Well, Chao wants to get in the
music video and he's going to show them his skills.
Chao know many dancers Chao do the funky peasant Chao get down
hard which is bad self. Which is just as bad as their
rap music. I mean, yeah, the rapping and
dancing, it's all bad. It's Leprechaun in the hood.
OK, controversial take. I would have loved to have Chao
in their music video. If they made a music video.
Yeah, I mean, who would have been interesting?
Sure. All right.
Well, meanwhile this is all going down.
The leprechaun, who apparently has just been drinking and being
in bitches all day, is hanging out at the bar with two chicks.
I mean, yeah, this is a different leprechaun.
He's in the hood. He's obviously getting high now.
He's changed. Well, it seems like he may be
taking over Max role in the the pimp game.
Yeah, the pimp game. Yeah, I think so, for sure.
I think absolutely. Well, we're going to get into
it. It's a little problematic what
he's up to. We cut back over to Jackie D
He's closing up the shop when he turns around and the leprechaun
is waiting for him in the alley. When Postmaster played the
flute, the leprechaun heard and he basically followed him to
this. Site I don't know if that's
true. I thought he followed the gold
because they gave Jackie something, but that's what just
alerted him was the flute. OK, we'll go with that.
Yeah, you're right, You're right.
The flute, he his little ears, his little elf ears perked up
and. Right, right are leprechauns.
Elves. Well, they call them Satan's
elves in this movie, OK? So some form of that?
Sure. OK, now two things to note in
this alley. One Jackie D thinks that
Leprechaun could be a gang member.
Part of the shrimps. OK, I mean, I love the insult.
A leprechaun gang also would love that.
Yeah, whatever that looks like. I'm in.
The other thing is, Jackie D's carrying a samurai sword.
Does that come into play? OK, I was going to.
I got a little nervous because I'm like, that didn't come into
play right? It may have.
It may not have. See, I think they cut things out
of this movie because we don't see what's going to happen here
in a second. And maybe the maybe actually the
sword did come into play and we just didn't see.
It I think it could have. See, they had to have cut the
death that's off because you don't see.
Anything. Well let's explain.
So Jackie D gets in his car, takes off, but soon runs into a
woman. Not runs into but stops because
a woman is standing in the road. And you may wonder who is this
mysterious woman standing in the road?
Well it just so happens to be Jackie D's long lost love.
Jackie CI Mean. Why did they give her the same
name? We know nothing about Jackie C
other than that they used to hang out.
It seems like he hasn't seen her in a long time.
At one point I thought this might be stray bullets Mom.
I don't know why it was. Is there any relationship?
There I didn't see a connection. OK, I don't know why I thought,
but maybe because we have no idea who this person is and she
came out of nowhere. Well, we know they're were in
love at one point. That's the yeah, because they
kiss and Jackie says how much he misses.
Her well they start making out and he grabs him some tits.
Oh, did he go up top? Oh yeah, he's grabbing
everything he can. Top shelved in boy Jackie D.
The problem is, she starts. He's ready to give her the D
That's too easy now. Too easy, right?
Too easy. Well, she starts laughing and
she starts looking a little Cornish.
I mean, we all know it's a leprechaun again.
I like it though, because I'm like this little leprechaun.
He's just up to no good. He didn't have to do that.
He's going to play around with Jackie like this.
OK, but he this isn't the leprechaun because the
leprechaun is in the trunk. No, this is a manifestation.
Thank you. Yeah, we have to make that
clear. Yeah.
Because he does this and sometimes he will be the person.
That's if he's really feeling wild this time.
No, no, no. He's just manifesting something.
So we're with the leprechaun in the trunk.
Jackie D gets killed off screen. I would like to think he was
with the samurai sword. Love me Jackie.
Yeah, that's the big negative. We don't see many of the kills.
And yeah, it's up to your imagination.
You don't even see anything at all.
No boom, he's gone. Back with postmaster in the
game, they got a full on party going, so they're throwing a
house party and they're out on the balcony.
We don't get to see in this house party, we don't really get
to enjoy it. We're just outside.
What I love a good party in a horror movie.
Yeah, me too. I mean it's.
Fun to see the different people. Some people get wild.
It's a good atmosphere. Especially you're in the hood,
like let's see a good hood party.
I've never been. They seem like they're.
Great time, I would love to go. Yeah, we were right there.
The window was there. I could see people having fun.
We never got to go in. No, we were out on the balcony
the whole time. Can I tell you this Sure.
Why would they have a party when they just they think they just
killed a man And you got to think that our boy, I forget his
name, pimp whatever ice T that he's got connections that people
are going to be looking for them.
Right. Well, we've already seen he only
has one worker with him and that's part of his crew.
And I would say they just freed the Hood.
And that is correct. And you know what though?
No one actually knows that they did this yet.
They wouldn't think anyone would know.
And would you think guys throwing a party were the ones
that killed him? No, I'd be like, these guys are
just having a party. If they killed someone, they for
sure wouldn't be doing that, Yeah.
Sure, all right. Doesn't really matter though,
because gunshots go off and guess who walks in?
Mac Daddy, why am I having a hard time remembering?
That your brain is on the slow mode today.
I have been sick. For a long time.
Well, Mac, Daddy walks in and I loved his lying because he looks
at them and he goes. Sup little bitches, his ass is
his mom. You know, Ice T's just kind of
funny. He does.
Like we said, he plays the pimp role well.
He plays, yeah, this good, like kind of gangster role he plays,
Yeah, he fits well. You know why he doesn't even
seem bothered by what happened? Because he knows it's the rules
of the hood. Yeah.
Yeah, he understands what it is. He's like, I don't even care
about you guys. You could jump out of here.
You jump off the roof if you want.
Just give him my flute. Yeah, that's all he wants is his
flute. But the problem is the dudes are
not going to give him the flute, and they pretend like they don't
really know what he's talking about.
That's the problem, 'cause you know what?
It's all these movies, the leprechauns really about greed.
Right. It is it.
Really is. If you're greedy, bad things
will happen. That is true.
And in life, that's a lesson that one's free.
Well, Mac pulls out his gun, goes to shoot him, but he can't
pull the trigger because remember the leprechaun ripped
off his finger. I like that he didn't think
about this till the moment he pulled out his.
Right, so the dudes see their moment to get out of there.
They jump off the roof falling into to a trash can.
Very lucky because I mean you're talking off a roof like there's
like 3 stories. I mean this is some Looney Tune
stuff. Oh yeah, they're also getting
shot at too because his like, crew member, his other guy is
just taking shots. Yeah, they're lucky to survive.
Kind of reminded me of Boondock Saints I.
Haven't seen that one in a while.
But they jump off of the toilet. Oh yeah, it's been forever so.
So Postmaster and the guys jump in the car.
They drive off, park, regroup. Now Post starts thinking there
must be something to this flute again.
Half this movie is I'm trying to figure out this flute.
It's funny because he took the flute.
You know what you would think? Normally if you took a stupid
flute that's golden, you try to sell it, but he's been trying to
figure this out as if he already knew there was something up with
it. Again, they needed to give us
like a hood story that has been passed down through generations
that like, they've heard of this flute, this magical flute.
Yeah, it's going. From hood to hood.
And where like guys who get this flute all of a sudden blow up?
Yeah, like so and so. You know, we heard this guy.
Whatever I don't need. To do you know what we needed to
like is Mack daddy has promoted because he is part of supposed
to be like this big record label or or something that he does.
We need to show his star performance.
Forming somewhere or someone. I think he should be the star.
Something to show that he has succeeded in life.
Yeah, because all we know is he has got a cool room in the hood.
That's it. Yeah, that's all.
And he's got chains, I think. Yeah, you're right.
I would love to see more of how he progressed and maybe even
then progressed a little bit more through having this flute.
Like we need to see that this flute really can push you to the
next level. The problem is we needed this
movie to get a bigger budget. So Postmaster and the guys have
a problem because they need a place to stay.
But Mac knows everyone in town, so where are they going to go?
Tom Taines? And here's where we meet the
local transvestite. I don't know what the term is.
It's a man dressing like a woman, so.
What is it I can do for you, Stray Bullet, Postmaster P and
Butch? And dude, they put Fontaine on
another level. Like when you go to Fontaine's,
there are, well, there's just a giant sitting on the table.
I didn't notice that. So yeah, we can move on.
I mean, yeah, that's weird. So the idea is that there's
hiding here because this is somewhere Mack Daddy would never
be. Nobody would go to.
Fontaine's how they know Fontaine is probably an
interesting question that you guys can think about.
Well, I think in the hood you would just know of Fontaine.
They seemed like they knew each other.
They seemed like they knew. I mean, I would argue Postmaster
P maybe knows very well Fontaine.
Why would you say that? Because he dresses up and he
seems very comfortable. Oh my gosh.
OK, so the dude kids are with Fontaine, they're hanging out.
It's chill at this point. Fontaine's letting them hang out
over there now. We cut over to Chows where the
leprechaun shows up, and I'm going to make this quick because
they don't show a lot. Chokes him to death and
apparently dismembers him and puts him in jars.
Yeah, that was, again, it's just like he shows up at Chows and
then they do a little game, you know, a little cat and mouse
type thing, and then all you see is Leprechaun's hands around
Chow's neck. Boom, he's dead and dismembered.
Yeah. But it's like I would love to
see a little bit of that. Yeah, it would have been nice.
Cut back over to Fontaine's and stray Bullet is just straight
freestyling on Fontaine's balcony.
Well, they're practicing, Daniel, 'cause they have the big
event coming up soon. From the Dome I roam through the
chromosome come around not. Dude, I got to say his freestyle
was worse than that. Ian's freshman freestyle,
whatever that XXL, you know what I'm talking about.
It's just stupid. Damn I'm on my Britney shit.
Oops, I hit again. Damn I'm on my DJ Khaled shit.
We the best. Damn we roll in hella deep.
I feel like Adele. Was that bad though because I
got clown but then I think like then maybe like flipped people
liked it I started. Seeing it.
Oh, you're talking about the Ian?
Yeah, I started seeing Ian stuff other places.
I don't know if people still think it's bad.
I do. Maybe.
Oh no, it was bad. You know, I think it was bad.
I'm just wondering if people still do 'cause I see that guy.
I almost wonder if it was a setup to have like the worst
freestyle and then you do your normal stuff maybe.
Well, after hearing strays freestyle Postmaster finally
admits that they suck. Did he really?
Yeah. Oh, because they do.
It's weird that he just now figured that out.
But also this is that what I was saying was terrible.
Earlier on, we were talking about when they rapped it.
It's so bad. It was this scene that I thought
was the worst rapping. OK, I didn't break this one
down, but I have some of the other lyrics.
OK, don't worry, I'm sure I already played you some of the
audio, so you're welcome. So now postmasters left on the
balcony, everyone kind of goes in and he starts thinking and
then he starts playing the flute.
Now we cut back to the balcony where we have Fontaine as a
background dancer. The dudes are like on a stage
rapping with an audience and everyone loves them even though
I would say they still suck. This.
Be the story ain't got no glory, no place to go with us.
That's where we're at. Here we go, here we, here we go,
here we go. Yeah, they are God awful.
Of course, we don't keep going to that.
So yeah, now we know for sure he plays the flute.
Crowds are going to like him. They're going to be a famous off
this flute stuff. OK, you said something that I
need to touch on crowds. This crowd was very interesting
for being in the hood. Well, I would say two things.
Where did they come from? Because I don't think the flute
will bring people to you. I think it's just the people
that lived here heard the music and had to show up.
I went through the walls OK. OK, now the problem is there's
too many white people. I got to be honest.
Like there's an old ass white dude who's like leading the
pack. There's an old white dudes in
the hood, Dan. I guess there could be, I'm just
saying it seemed like the. This is not the hood crowd you
would expect. No, no.
And hey, I would have liked a hood crowd.
Me too. We.
Went to the hood to see some hood stuff.
No, you know, I'm sorry. Went to the hood to see some
hood. I mean, it's true, we're in the
hood. We're not really getting the
hood. Vibes Dude this guy had like a
Tommy Bahama shirt on. That's embarrassing.
He didn't really, but. No, I I like.
It no Butch and Stray. They're pumped like everyone.
They think like they're below. They're going to blow up.
You know, I gotta say I'm let's go back to them being so bad.
Is that part of like they did that on purpose because this
movie is just ridiculous. Like they're like, hey, we'll
just get these guys to pretend they're rapping, but we'll just
make them terrible. Yeah, I guess that is part of
that. I think it is part of it, yeah.
So it does work, but they're almost, they almost went too
bad. The movie acknowledges that
they're terrible. OK, so the whole thing is that
they're good. Except P knows, like our
postmaster, that Mac isn't going to stop till he gets the flute.
So they can celebrate all they want.
But they still got a big problem.
Yeah, which makes sense. It's like we all know if you
have this flute, you basically can control the world.
I mean honestly, music is like the bottom of the list of what
you should be doing. Yeah, true.
You'd be the president if you want.
Who would want to do that? Oh my God, it seems exhausting.
Too much. Work.
At this point in the movie, Fontaine calls it a night.
And again, I don't know if I've mentioned it, Fontaine's wearing
lingerie. He takes the top off.
Yeah, I was going to say the nips are out, man.
I'm like, this is just gross. It was gross.
I. Don't want to see this.
Yeah, I just not into it. No.
Well, yeah, it's very clear. If it was a girl, yeah, sure.
And you know what? The leprechaun also really not
into it because he walks in and Fontaine looks at him and goes.
Go find your way out baby. Or you just didn't want to
leave? I.
Didn't come to play with fruit. I only seek me magic flute.
Well, that's such a such a musical way of putting it.
Now this line is a little bit of a problem for the leprechaun
because it confuses Fontaine a little bit.
Yeah, you know, and I thought the same thing, Magic Flute
could be taken a couple different ways.
Well, the fruit line was a little bit of a naked maybe, as
they would say, a little jab, yeah.
And then the Magic Flute, though, that seems to be up
Fontaine's alley. People like to play the Magic
Flute. Yeah.
So Fontaine looks at him and he's like, wow, that's an
interesting way to put it. And you might just be the right
size. Grabs the leprechaun's little
hand and leads him into the bedroom.
What happened in that room, Daniel?
You know, I don't know if we'll ever know, but I can say nothing
good. How far did the leprechaun go?
You know, because there were some sounds that didn't sound
like that bad. Well, maybe.
Maybe some. Enjoyment.
I'm I'm not going to argue against it because he was in
there a little long. Now, Fontaine said he was the
right size for what? Yeah, Jaron, I can't even get
into that. I can't even get into him.
Around like a top. Well, the gang hears some
screaming coming from Fontaine's room, so they walk over to the
door. I don't know why you would ever
do this and slowly open it to take a little look.
OK, they hear screaming. They know what Fontaine's up to.
Why would you ever want to go to that door and see what's in
there? Because it didn't seem like
Fontaine was. Dying, we'll say, but I think
we're supposed to think like they were concerned.
OK. So I mean God, well when they
open the door, I mean they see Fontaine holding onto the bed
rolls well there's a small figure on top seeming tooth be
thrusting. Mr. Funny Boy got company.
I'm going to be sick, man. And honestly, he may have been
thrusting. I'm not sure what he was doing.
I don't know, but Butch took the words out of my mouth.
When he goes, I'm going to be sick, man.
It is just they made Fontaine pretty gross.
Yeah, they push Fontaine to another level.
OK, are we? Going to talk about what
happened in here now. Well, let me explain what the
movie tells us. Let's go.
So it wasn't what you thought because they cut over to the
leprechaun who's on top of Fontaine, but he was strangling
Fontaine and kills him by strangling.
Why was he thrusting then? It's a great question, Darren,
because later we're going to find out that he may be banging
chicks to death. That's put out there.
Oh, is that a thing? Yeah, one of the guys says that
we'll we'll get to that. Maybe we won't if he didn't put
it in, but I'll make sure to put it in at when the time comes.
So I'm thinking maybe leprechaun just kind of weird like that.
I mean, it may be his thing, hard to say.
He did say he wasn't in a fruit though.
That is true. What a weird thing to do that
this whole thing was so beyond bizarre.
It is a strange thing to put into the movie.
It's like, let's just keep it hood.
Like the hood idea is funny. These guys, they, you know, they
wanted to be good people. Then they turned more gangster
because they had to or whatever the situation is, whatever,
let's keep them gangster, right? Would have loved it.
Yeah, let's do some hood stuff, not this.
Fontaine this. Isn't Hood.
This Fontaine Hood. I I don't think so.
I mean, I think if you want to bring this character and I get
we're going too deep, you gotta bring a guy that maybe was in
the pin a little long and has that little that crazy eye.
You know what I mean? Debo.
Yeah, he'd have a Debo. Are you afraid of what he might
do to you? Yeah, You know what I mean.
Well, here's the thing. OK, we did the Fontaine thing.
Now we're gonna get to later down the road, we go even
further. While we could just continue on
and I don't know why. OK, well, let's.
Just move on from this point. Sure.
So Post and them are now like in the bathroom and they spot the
leprechaun, like milling about the house looking for the flute.
Now they're kind of trapped. So they got to figure out what
to do. And that's where Butch decides,
you know what, it's time to do some more science stuff.
And the first thing he finds is some douche cleaner mixes it
with some Jelly because that makes it combustible.
Throws it on a heat pad, plugs in the heat pad, which shares a
switch with a light switch. So here's the plan.
OK, it sounds like a lot, because it is.
So the whole plan here is to shut off the lights, lure the
leprechaun in, postmasters going to hit the light switch, turning
on, firing off that pad, lighting the leprechaun on fire.
That seems like a stupid idea, but OK.
Well, it's also on the route to get out, so they're going to
have to pass by a flaming leprechaun.
So the first thing in the plan they need a distraction so they
send stray out. Yo, Shorty, you ain't even as
big as my. Which is a crazy thing to say is
that in no way is true. I mean he's a giant leprechaun.
Well, I mean short for a person, but big for a leprechaun.
It's just attacking his manhood. Yeah, All right.
Well, it works because a leprechaun walks into the
bathroom, post hits the light switch, turns on the heat pad,
lights a leprechaun on fire, and they escape to the car.
I mean this stupid contraption just lit up like in a fireball.
Yeah, there's no way this would work.
I mean, it's just the whole thing is just so.
Stupid. I mean, a heating pad takes
forever to get hot. Yeah, it's just it's the stupid
thing of having one guy as a chemist is just so dumb.
Well, that's a leprechaun in the hood, my friend.
This movie is really bad. Well, now Postmaster remembers.
You know what? My grandma's around.
I need to go check on her. And the first time I heard that,
I'm like, wait, you have a grandmother?
Well, not only does he have a grandmother, he has a blind
grandmother. Why?
Not so they all go over to her house.
We have some like funny moments where she has like fill faces
and figure out who they. Are she's talking trash and
they're right behind her. She didn't know, 'cause she's
blind. Yeah, well, postmaster size show
Stray the power of this whistle. So he ends up blowing on it,
hypnotizes Bush, Bush Butch. Now they understand kind of the
power of the whistle. It's like at this point maybe
they're starting to get it. Now you may be thinking like,
where are they going to spend the night?
They're at the grandmas. They're going to stay here.
What makes sense? It's a comfortable place.
It is his. No, I was going to say, it's his
home. I don't know where Postmaster P
lives, actually. No, I do we.
Don't know where anyone lives but so we're moving on.
Yeah, and we're apparently not staying here.
They're going to sleep at the church.
Don't know why or they just like cut over there.
Well I think the reason is you think because it's a religious
place and the leprechauns evil, maybe this will be a sanctuary.
I think they use the word sanctuary a lot.
OK, so we're going to the sanctuary.
Problem is the reverend finds them.
Oh my God, this thing gets so stupid.
Yeah, now that we're saying like, dude, the plot is just so
dumb. I mean, at least we're working
towards something, you know? This is all leading to our big
show. But at the same time, it's like
how we get from A to B to C It's just ridiculous.
And the place we're at a ridiculous.
Yeah, we're just jumping to different like little plots.
OK, we met Fontaine. Boom, dead.
Now we're meet this preacher guy.
What's going to happen? Yeah, so Postmaster tells them
Max trying to kill them. They just need one night and the
reverend's like, here, I'll cut you a deal, play one song for
the congregation, and we'll let you stay here for the night
because it just so happened their musical, I don't know, guy
just didn't show up or something.
OK, so that's like the deal here.
They're going to get to sleep here and play some music.
So why don't we just go over to the service?
Because it starts off with the preacher giving a sermon on how
they need more money. They basically need to give him
more money. Yeah, it's this typical like
this preacher is in it for the wrong reasons, one might say.
Right. Well, the gang starts puts in on
a very interesting song because they remember they have to play
a song for the congregation. Yeah, so the room is full.
I guess this is the next day. I don't even know if we who
cares about today, but yeah, the congregation is full.
People are everywhere. Yeah, and what's the song
they're going to play? I I don't know.
Well, P starts with the Jesus loves me.
Yes, I know. Oh, so it's a new take on the
song. Well that's P is going down the
good path, but Stray jumps in. If he doesn't, I'll find a hoe.
Jesus loves me this I know. If he don't, I'll find a hoe.
That was a controversial line to say out of nowhere.
Yes. So when he does this, the
congregation is like, whoa, whoa, whoa, we can't have that.
They start to walk out, but P blows the flute.
Next thing you know, everyone sits back down.
Coolio walks in the door, and it's odd.
Jesus loves me. Oh no, Jesus loved me.
The hell if I know my dad. We better pray or hell make us
pay. Hey Coolio, back of the day.
It's so cool, so cool. I made Gangster's Paradise.
Classic. Oh, so good.
Why he walked into this church? Don't know.
Is he from? Maybe he's from Compton.
I feel like he was still in the hood at this time.
Sure. Are we in Compton?
Yeah. Oh, OK.
I didn't even know that. I think we're in Compton.
I'm pretty sure. I'm 99% sure whatever now.
We're going to do a somewhat offensive song.
So now basically we're going to do Jesus Loves Me as a rap
battle. It was kind of deep, you know,
was it, I don't know, it was stupid.
Basically postmasters trying to keep it on like the straight
biblical rap or just doing a take on Jesus Loves Me.
Stray is doing the hood version. Jesus loves me.
I don't know. Oh God, some other junk past
that. Oh, it was.
It is so corny, dude, it's so bad.
So bad. It's good.
No, no, just bad. You're right.
It's just bad. After the show Mack daddy walks
in. They go hide in the room like
they run upstairs into the room. They shut the door and they all
sit down and they make a deal with each other.
They're like hey no matter what we're not going down without a
fight. So they all sit next to each
other and start doing fist bump. We don't go down without a
fight, Right, Right, right, right, right.
Right. Because the leprechaun just
joined them in this room. I mean, this was scooby-doo.
Literally this is a scooby-doo scene.
Which is funny because they do the fist bump and they all pause
and they look at each other and then they all just scream.
Scream and run out of the room. I loved it.
I thought that direction was fun.
I don't even care. Yeah, I'm I'm fine with.
It it was ridiculous, but fun. So as soon as they get in the
hall, they run into Mac draws again and down on him, and
they're basically trapped between Mack and the leprechaun.
So Mack is again asking for his flute.
And while he's doing that, the leprechaun walks up behind him.
And Mack looks over at his little goon and he's like, hey,
blow off Post's head. Just like shoot him.
Mack wanted them to give up the flute.
They're not going to give it up. Mack had enough is like, forget
it. You know, ice this fool.
Well, he does say blow this fool's head off.
You're right. He specifically says blow.
That's because the leprechaun goes, did somebody say blow?
Hallelujah. And then it's just funny because
they're in a church. It works and then he blows a
giant hole in slug chest. His head on good pleasure.
Did somebody say blow Hallelujah?
Which is one of the many times we're going to see his new power
in this movie, which is chest explosions.
It's a force push explosion that's again with these kills,
they just suck 'cause it's like I don't even know what the heck
he did. Just giant hole in his chest.
I like it, but it what how it just it was, you know what?
It was shocking though 'cause then I did like the blood spray
on post face. It was cool.
And what did that have to do with blow?
Just 'cause he blew a hole in him.
Yeah, I thought he was more talking about like cocaine.
I guess not. Yeah, I was back.
Ends up belling out of the room. He's kind of like free now.
He leaves. Well, Mac is like, hey, I don't
want to deal with this leprechaun, I'm out.
The boys run into the Reverend's room, lock the door, and then
the leprechauns like outside. Doing magic on the door.
I don't know what that was because he really didn't do
anything. I just feel like there's a lot
of scenes in this movie that were shot for a different.
Reason and we will never know what that was because you're
right, it seemed like he was doing magic to where he's going
to maybe morph through the door or knock the door down but no,
he does this little magic thing on the door where he's just
touching it and then he just starts ramming it with his
shoulder. Yeah, he just starts doing like
shoulder barges, which it's like I think.
As we just saw, the leprechaun just appear next to them.
A minute ago. I think he can just morph
places. Yeah, he's not going to do that
on this one. Well, post gets an idea.
He got this little guy. Barging on his door, and we
happen to have a safe in the room.
So why don't we open the safe, put it in front of the door, and
you see where this is going? I do, because yet again, we're
just ripping things off from leprechaun 3.
We're doing it again. Yeah.
So the leprechaun bursts through the door right into a cast iron
safe, and he starts freaking out.
OK, That was him making all this noise, right?
Yeah. Yeah.
So he's nervous. He's been caught, I guess.
I don't think he's really nervous.
I think he's just playing the game right, Right.
It doesn't seem to have the same rules as the previous movies.
No, because previously it shocked him or you know, the
iron hurt him. Not so.
Much anymore, right? So they got this guy trapped.
They go back to the pastor and they'll go, hey dude.
Guard this guy. We'll split you the money,
whatever money. I don't even know what money
they're talking about. When they get famous, they're
going to. Sure, yeah, split it.
But. The question still stands, what
about macdaddy? Well, old.
Stray bullets got a plan? He reaches into the pastors
pulpit and pulls out a gun. They ready kill him now.
For real. Yeah, because he knew the pastor
always carries a gun. In the pulpit, too.
Yeah. What?
I mean, sure, All right. I did like how the pastors just
like letting this happen. Like, OK, just take my gun.
Yeah, whatever. I mean, we did just run into
leprechaun, so that'd be startling.
Yeah. Probably not thinking correctly,
sure. But now it's time for our big
rap audition, and they're going to start.
With their hit song Hit the Ground running OK, can I also
say a problem with this? What they're just making up new.
Songs on the fly, yeah. I mean, they're just have the
talent. I mean, I would say this is
probably one that. Chambered.
No, because they're going more towards gangster rap now.
They weren't about this. Before that is true at this
point. PS Totally into the gangster
rap. Yeah, we.
Haven't had a second to practice a song.
No, I know this is a. Stupid thing to complain about.
It's just another dumb thing about this.
Movie. Well, they.
Have the flute doesn't really matter, but we'll get back to
this all the flute doesn't help him write lyrics, Dan that's
true. We jump back to the church.
The leprechaun now. You remember he's trapped in the
safe. What's he gonna do?
He's gonna summon zombie fly girls.
Can I say something real quick about these fly girls?
And yes, the answer is I can they show this kind of in a bad
in the reverse sequence like? They show the Fly girls now, and
we're gonna see how we got them at the yet.
You know this, right? No, I think the end scene is
when he actually got the fly girls.
What when he raps at the end they show him like hypnotizing
these girls. Well that doesn't make sense.
It does though, because that's when they got hypnotized unless
he re hypnotized them. That's I'd say the re hypnotized
is the option because they get dehypnotized and then they just
sit around and listen to this guy rap and get hypnotized
again. Yeah, OK, they forgot.
That's stupid but OK. So we're back with the pastor at
the church when one of the fly girl walks in.
And here's where we see the pastor is not immune from sin.
So as soon as the pastor sees the fly girl walk in, he looks
at her and says, come here, my child, let me lay my hands on
this sinful creature. I mean, it's crazy.
And this is when you know, this guy's not good at all but his
lines. Are kind of slick and they're
not bad because he follows up with and let me pass on to you
the blessings. Of the Lord and then the girl
has like some questions for him, like what are these blessings to
what she says? My specialty is the gift of
tongues. That's wow.
Wow. It's disgusting.
But yeah, that's who he is. Well, he goes to take off her
glasses. And finds that her eyes are
glowing. Green So now we know you have
green eyes. You're possessed by the Khan,
right? And then the.
Pastor starts to feel something in his back.
He rips open his. Shirt and it feels like it's
going through him and he looks down to see the leprechaun's
hand burst through his chest, now be gone from the.
Oh, praise be good. Referend now give up.
Yeah, and that would be the coolest kill of the movie
because his hands going through his.
Chest, and he's kind of just wiggling it in there.
He's fine. Another chest explosion, though
I know they're kind of just reusing stuff in this one.
Back to the audition. I got to give you guys some of
these lyrics because it is terrible.
Let me. Read to you the lyrics of the
hit song. Hit the ground running Trauma
drama. Now we on the run.
Mother effort's going to stay down and done.
Pop pop Bang Bang, here we come again hit the ground running
while we can toke the joint we can take no more posse party
drinks and horrors. Chilling, thrilling pumped up
the stereo boom go the door. Effed up scenario.
We go running. Bullets keep coming, we hit the
ground, the joint keeps burning. Me and my partner we going to
flee. Just got to pass this mother F
and Jeep. Wow, that one's especially bad.
That's the hit song. Hit the ground running and then
they continue. To repeat, hit hit the ground
running over. And over again.
That is the worst rap song I think I've ever heard in a
movie. Well, it's bad.
I don't know. I would say a stray bullet to
the heart may be. Worse.
What's that? Well, that's our next song
because we go, that got them. That song hit the ground
running, got them to pass the audition to get to the
performance, which we go to next, which was confusing
because it's in the same spot and there's just more people
now. It wasn't clear what was even
happening the first time, right? It jumps quick.
So now we're at the performance with the song.
Stray bullet to the heart. Hey, you gotta read this one
too. I am.
How many plays rap grooves at the drop of a dime hit the
mother of first face Leave him in a puddle of your warm blood.
A puddle of your blood of your warm blood.
Why would you hit? Him in the face and now.
He's in a puddle of your blood. I don't.
Know that's just what I'm reading.
I go home but it turns. Out I should have stabbed you in
the bathroom. I'm a psychopath.
Acted. My gun goes boom.
Boom. You better make way going back
the furthest you'll be the target.
No, I'm the hardest you ever saw.
You're my target. I think you're you're reading.
I mean, I'm. Lost.
I don't know if you I feel like you should have hit.
Some in a different tone maybe? You think so?
I'm telling you, this one was pure gibberish.
I mean, that is just nonsense. You'll be the target.
No, I'm the hardest you ever saw.
You're my target, dude. I'm.
I'm telling you, yes, I read it very dry.
It's not better. I mean, I noticed when I was
listening to it that it was. Pretty God awful, but I just got
numb to it at this point. I mean, that is really the crime
or the the whore in this movie is the rapping.
Yeah, it's the worst part. Yeah, that's bad.
Well, this performance was a hit.
Obviously they played the little flute.
They go back. To the room.
When the VP of Dope Discs production shows up and they let
you know quickly it's the biggest hip hop label, well they
have to because otherwise you're like what the F is this?
I've never even seen this man before.
Yeah, just some random white dude shows up.
Well, the stupidest part is why? Is he here?
He was there for the. Performance And he lets them
know they made it to Vegas. That's all.
He's here for So the producer of Dope Disc Records or whatever
was just at this small. Performance.
Yeah, in the hood. No.
You would have thought he'd be at the next 1.
You would think that. Well, they start celebrating
after that dude leaves. They're like, we're going to
Vegas, you know, everybody's happy partying it up.
Then the fly girls walk in, followed by the leprechaun.
Can't wait. Hold on.
Is this a prequel to Three? How so?
Because Leprechaun goes to Vegas and three.
Oh wow. I'm saying that that was the.
Third one, right? Well, that's interesting.
Hold on because. In that one, the leprechaun.
Does have the amulet around his neck?
Oh yeah. Do we just guy man?
Do we just connect the dots? I mean, I don't know.
If it's like lore, but it does kind of make sense, that would
make more sense than the reverse order.
I mean, there are. A lot of connections between the
two, the safe, the amulet, the biting the finger off.
Seems like the same type of leprechaun.
Well, as usual, the leprechaun wants one thing, and it's his
flute. But Stray isn't going to let
this happen. He pulls out his gun, points it
at the leprechaun, but the leprechaun now raises his arm up
and makes Stray aim the gun at Butch's head.
I thought this was kind of cool. This is where you see like a
different side of the leprechaun like.
He is evil, but this is a really evil.
Yeah. This is pretty dark.
Yeah, but he's put him in a situation.
You got to give me the flu. Which I'm like dude, the.
Leprechaun can take the flute anytime he wants.
Yeah, but he wants to. Well, I don't know if he can
because some of these movies, it has to be given.
Well, I mean, is that really a rule in this one, Daniel?
I don't know. Don't introduce that.
It's not. Well, post is soon enough.
So he just gives the leprechaun the flute now.
The Leprechaun. He's going to let him know what
they just lost. Well, he's got rebel assault in
the wounds, yes, So he tells them so near.
And yet so. Far now live with a thought.
You were almost a star. That's tough, hey, when you're
on the high and you're on the way up and you.
Realize we'll never. Have it now that's a hard
feeling. I mean that would be honestly
that would be hard knowing you could be have like.
Any everything you wanted and he just snatched it from you, it's
gone. I mean you could actually just
go get it right now. It's right in front of you.
Well, you could and post. Decides.
You know what I'm going to do? It tries to catch the
leprechaun. Lacking runs up behind him, goes
to hit him. Leprechaun whips around, takes
control of Stray again with that gun.
But now he does something different.
He takes the gun and makes Stray put that gun right under his
chin. Boom, cut screen.
No post, No, that stray's dead. Yeah, that was that was
shocking. And not only.
That now it's like post 'cause that like, that is some like
devious stuff the leprechaun's up to.
OK, it's shocking, but I would say what happens next is even
more shocking because we got us a weakened of Bernie situation
here. OK, yeah, this guy shot himself
under the chin like gun pointing.
Upwards. You'd imagine there's a lot of
damage done that way in the room too, yes.
So what did they do? Apparently they.
Took him, stuck him in their car and drove him to some site by
the river or something. They would have had to drag him
through. I mean, I think this was the
spot where they just did the performance right, Which?
I think it's all the same place. I feel like the church or the
the bar, I think it's at the bar.
So they'd have been dragging this dead body down through the
bar where everyone's at because, you know, no.
And after a performance like this, everyone's not leaving.
We're partying. But why even drag him in your
car? They put him in their own car.
Well, I think it was his car, right?
Whatever. Either way, it's not good.
I. Mean yeah, they're going to get
busted for this. So anyways, they park him, he's
just sitting in the passenger seat and Post and Butch have a
little talk. I do have to say his face was
fine by the way, so don't worry, he was OK.
Well, maybe I like. Went in and came out the back
all right. It's too dark.
Post looks at Butch. He's like.
Hey man, we were supposed to be. On all that positive stuff and
Butch is like, man, dude, that was a long time ago.
Too much. I was like, was it 'cause I feel
like you are the positive stuff. Maybe 2 days ago.
Yeah, I think at most this has been two days.
He's like, it was so. Long ago, I mean, but they did.
They switched up real. Quick too, by the way.
You know what's? Funny that other guy, the big
guy of the group, he didn't really do much at all.
Like he wasn't. Why is he been a around for just
to do some different, I don't know, chemical stuff?
Is he the? DJI don't even know if he does
that. He might have been the DJ cut.
Back over to the leprechaun. Who's now?
Chilling on an elevator lift whereas girls have brought him
yet another Philly for the stable.
I mean dude. So now the did you say that or
did they say that? No, they said that.
Oh OK, so I believe at this point the leprechaun is just
getting prostitutes. Did she meet with your approval?
She's the bomb. So Leprechaun has these zombie
girls. And then the zombie girls are
bringing girls to. Him now I thought, OK, he's just
going to build out this army of zombie girls.
OK, wait, we got to clarify. They call them zombies.
They're hot girls. That are just mind control.
Yeah, yeah, they're under his mind control.
Do whatever he wants. Well, Butch says that you know
he's been. We're going to find out.
Soon that he was watching this whole situation or that people
have been watching and he knows the leprechauns at the bar and
he knows the leprechaun is getting these girls.
And he says the leprechauns effing these girls to death.
He got them zombie hoes, hypnotizing people, taking them
up to him, but they don't be coming.
Back downstairs after they go up, I think he him to death.
Well, I know they do say the girls go up in his little
elevator. And never come back.
Yes, and it does seem like he is sexually attracted to these
girls. Interesting.
So I think the leprechauns banging these chicks to death.
It's dark. Bro what kind of weird movie is
this like? Why are we doing?
This we had. That situation where he banged
the dude to death. On record, I think he did.
Allegedly, we. Don't have, right?
That is. Alleged.
I mean, I don't want to say. We think we.
Know what he's doing to these girls OK it's not good and he's
also super high which is weird it.
Is just a dark. Not so funny with he's up to but
so why Darren? I cannot answer that.
Why is the leprechaun even around?
He got what he wanted. He doesn't have his.
Does he have his? Flute at this point, yeah, he
got his flu. Yeah, they.
Remember that they're just living his best life.
Which is that's what he does. He just wants to get high and
pay random girls I guess to death.
All right, can. We move on.
This movie is just God awful. All right, let's.
Jump back to Postmaster. 'S grandma's house because the.
Leprechaun walks in. Now remember she's blind so she
can't see the leprechaun so she has to fill him.
So she starts filling his hat and she's like, oh, you must be
one of post friends. And then she fills his hand and
she's like, oh child, you got the arthritis real bad.
Which is funny because we've said his little stupid hands are
all bloated and. Swollen.
Also, what did you be like? Well, hold on, this is a little
person. Wouldn't you have Darren?
There's a million reasons why. Come on.
She tells him to go wash up because she's going to fix him
some food and feed this little guy.
And this is my favorite part. Well, they sit at the table.
And not only is. She going to feed him?
She's literally. Going to feed him well, like a
baby. She's she's got the spoon and
she's trying to put it in his mouth.
But she can't see, so Leprechaun has to try to help her get it in
his mouth. He's so stupid.
Well, she's got the utensil out and she's trying to feed him
while she misses and stabs. Him in the eyeball.
Which is kind of funny because it's like, oh, she screwed up
and hurt the leprechaun, but the eyeball came out.
And yet again, I'm like, we've already done this eyeball thing
a bunch of times too, which is kind of interesting.
This movie just keeps recycling things well, or does it?
Because this was all just a dream.
Boom, we. Got you fake out.
Host wakes up and here's a knock at the door.
So he, this was a dream. He had woke up.
There's someone at his door. He opens it up.
It's stray bullet dead. Oh my gosh.
So leprechaun's taking over his body or something?
Nope. Psych Double.
Dream, Dream within a dream got you again.
You idiots, this is some Inception stuff going on.
I mean, it was kind of. Fun.
Can I keep it real real quick? Because I feel like we're in the
hood. We can do that, OK?
I didn't like this movie as much as I thought I did.
I thought. I would love leprechaun in the
hood. Leprechaun in the hood?
Not so good, you know, I I like I see in it he is really good
his. Character is funny.
Obviously he's a good actor. He's been in a ton of things.
The rapping is so distractingly bad it's hard to get behind.
The he should have left it as the rapping is so distracting.
It's so bad it. Makes me sad inside.
I want to go hide what you got. Nothing.
Wow. Wow.
Well, I kept. That I had I had a ride and I
went a little too. Dark.
You're usually good at this type of stuff.
All I could think about is rhyming out with the.
Leprechauns. I was kind of thinking rhymes
about that, but then I'm like, I don't know.
Anyways, yeah, this movie's not like, good.
So post does wake up from the second dream within the dream.
And there is a knock at the door, but it's just Butch.
And Butch comes with like these glasses again.
He's the tech dude now and he's got.
These glasses with lights on, What was this?
Well, that looked like you were going to work on some computer
parts or something. Yeah.
Why is he wearing it? Around because at first I
thought like OK, this is some sort of.
Strategy thing he's got going on.
Yeah, it did seem like he was working on some big device.
For them to like kind of take out the leprechaun.
Oh, you're right. That OK, then maybe, hey,
there's probably seen that cut or something.
That would make sense. That he was working on
something. That's why the glasses with the
lights on and they built this device that they're going to go
take to the leprechaun and blow him up, but.
Really, what he just says is that he knows Post is going to
be going for the leprechaun. He's not going to let him go
alone. So Butch has a plan.
OK, so OK, So yeah, they both decide, hey, our buddy died.
He can't. Die for nothing.
He can't die in vain. I think it's something they
might say, I don't know. So their plan is they're going
to go find a way to get the leprechaun to basically get
there. They got to kill the leprechaun,
but they also get their flu back.
OK, hold on. First of all, Butch has to
explain some of the lore that he's.
Found out? OK, go ahead, Because like
anyone who wants to learn about leprechauns.
You go to the. Leprechauns for Dummies book.
Yeah, every. I mean, that was a thing for a
long time. If you had to learn anything, it
was in the for. Dummies book ChatGPT has now
killed that Yes. So what?
We learn each leprechaun is a dark elf of Satan.
Each has a pot of gold. If you take the gold, you'll get
haunted. So after hearing all this, what
do you think the plan is? Well, I know the plan so which
is It's an insane plan. Well, the.
Plan is to use weed, not just weed 4.
Leaf Clover Weed. Well, we know that if the
leprechaun takes four. Well, I guess if he.
Just ingests a leaf, it diminishes powers for a little
bit. Correct.
The LEP loses his powers with the essence of the Clover.
I mean, this is so stupid because if you knew that, why
wouldn't you? Just like grab a bunch of four
leaf clovers. So let's just OK, here's the
plan. It's to go to the leprechaun.
And smoke weed with him. 4 leaf Clover weed.
That's the plan. That is just the dumbest plan in
the world, but it. Does seem kind of cool.
OK, But here's the big thing, Dan.
How do you get to the leprechaun?
Well, word on the street is that the leprechaun has a room of a
hose. Over at the Golden Parrot, who
is down? Well, I mean he.
Confirmed no. Well.
He is. What's happening and how that
works, we don't know. But the real question is, OK, we
know where he is. We know, we know what he likes.
We know what he likes. How are we going to get close
close to him? And we are the two men in this
story, is what we're saying correct?
Yeah. Butch and Post.
There's only one way, and we know this way because we've.
Seen like a little taste of it. Earlier, there's only one way
and it's to get in full drag. We are dressed like.
Women now, yes, even though we look.
Like fully grown men, we are going to put.
Makeup and wigs on and try to be women and that will fool the
leprechaun. Sure.
And debating us. Yeah, I mean best case scenario
works worst case scenario. You're getting the leprechaun.
Yeah, Which is worse than death. This.
Is a risky proposition. You're all in.
Maybe the weirdest too. That's a good play on words.
Maybe the? Weirdest storyline I've ever
seen. Or the.
Weird. I guess.
Weirdest. Plan I've ever seen.
There's a lot of ways you could go about this dressing as women.
Is not on the highest part of my list.
Okay, unless you're looking back at that Fontaine situation and
thinking, OK, hold on, the leprechaun liked Fontaine.
Maybe he likes, you know, a masculine woman.
But the leprechaun, at least we didn't know that he did.
They're just saying. So Bush and Post get all dolled
up. I mean, we're in dresses.
We got earrings. We have necklaces on.
Yeah, we can move on. It's.
They're dressed up. Yeah.
They arrive at the bar and the. First thing they do is smoke
some weed with the zombie. Fly Girls, we're going to get
this done quick now when the zombie fly girls take a hit.
They immediately all say. LEP in the hood come to do no
good. And then they gasp and they were
like all of a sudden out of the trance.
LEP in the hood come to do. No hood.
LEP in the hood come to do. No good.
They each take a turn saying it and then they like boom, snap
out of his own. It was almost like a glitch,
which is just so weird. Yeah, they were under the
trance, smoking the four leaf Clover popped him out of.
It don't worry, LEP in the hood come to do no good, we'll come
back, does it? Oh my gosh, it's the song.
Oh, OK, OK. But these?
Girls. Now that they're snapped out of
the trance, they do. Tell Butch and Post where the
leprechaun is. It's simple.
There's an elevator, he's at the top of the elevator.
They get in the elevator and I got to be honest, there's a
weird scene where Butch tells Post how good he's looking.
Like for real. Damn Post, you look good.
For real Which? I just thought was weird, didn't
seem like a joke. It was.
Awkward and odd because the host was like, ripped.
He's like ripped. Maybe that's why he said it, I
don't know. Well, they walk out of the
elevator and the room is dark, like there's nothing in.
It seems like a big open room, pitch black, except for the
leprechaun, but he's all high in a little bit of a sleep.
He's a little faded, one might say.
Yes, he's on a full fade well. Butch kind of wakes him up and
he's like, hey, we. Got some fresh meat for you and
some weed. Yo Mr. Leprechaun, got you some
new fresh homie. And some special weed and the
leprechaun kind of like wakes up and he's like come over here so
post. OK, here's the problem though.
Right off the bat, you don't think the leprechaun's going to
be like? Who is this giant person with
these weird glasses on? Because like, this whole story?
Well, a it hinges on the fact that the leprechaun's going to
be into these two giant dudes. Well, they're chicks, but they
don't look like chicks at all. They're just, they're the dudes
wearing dresses. Well, that's what they are.
I mean, so. But the problem is you have
Butch standing there and he's supposed to be a fly girl.
Yeah. Like the leprechaun should be
like immediately. Like, I don't know.
Even know who you guys are. Well, he thinks that they're
bringing him a new fly girl, so he thinks.
That Butch is the one bringing his new fly girl, which is post.
So he thinks Butch is a fly girl.
Yeah. Don't you think he looks maybe
a? Little bit different than the
fly girls dude. This dude is so high he can
barely see. I mean he.
Is. Really high.
So leprechaun calls post over, so post walks.
Over to him and I think he gives.
Them the joint maybe, Yeah, they both get high, take a little hit
off that Clover. So they take a little hit off
the Clover. And then he looks at post and
says, sit down, sit down, my healthy Philly, you're about to
meet a. Club.
Named Billy. What world is that going to be a
good thing? I mean first of all.
I don't think that was. There's so many more rhymes you
could. Do that.
We're better than that. Well, but the Billy club plays
on a couple different angles. Yeah, but you?
Oh, because he might beat him. Well, he might just be hitting.
Maybe. He wants to be beat.
Or maybe his club is named Billy.
You know what I mean? The better rhyme would be
something with Willy. I thought it was an easy layup,
but you're right, maybe Billy was the you know, we don't have
to dig into it because the leopard can get straight to it
here. Post ends up.
Sitting down like on his lap, they take another hit and then
the leprechaun says. They say in the hood you're
never down unless you're the. Courage to go downtown.
It's funny, but. This thing was kind of dark.
Yeah, it's. It's not good.
It's like, dude, this leprechaun.
Is a straight perv. Like I know he's evil.
But I don't like this like pervy weird leprechaun.
Well what's weird? I'm pretty sure postmaster grabs
him a handful that leprechaun. OK, here's another thing I don't
know that post wasn't into. This, you know, he seemed to be
going along with it. What you'll do to get that
flute? Well, the problem is he already
took a hit. His power is.
Diminished. You don't need to play along
anymore get your hand away from him.
Yeah. No, no, I think he was kind of
interested, just like let's. See how far this can go.
Maybe he liked the way he was looking, I don't know.
You legit? All jokes aside, this was
freaking weird. The whole thing is weird.
Yeah, well the leprechaun ends up passing out post steals.
The flute. They run back to elevator.
Now as soon as they walk out of the elevator, Butch catches a
gunshot to the chest. And then he has one question,
one profound question. Oh, dude, you missed his whole
storyline. His storyline.
The. Whole thing about him is he was
a virgin. Oh yeah, OK, the whole.
Thing with Butch is he's a virgin.
I mean it the only. Reason I bring it up is because
it only plays out right now. But the whole time, every time
someone met the guy, they're all everyone knew he was a virgin.
It was the stupidest storyline and it wasn't funny at all.
But it does play into his one question to postmaster before he
dies. Not in the dress post.
You're gonna be OK, man. See you in Heaven post.
Is there any sadder? Question you could have before.
Dying. It honestly made me depressed.
I'm like this poor guy because I'm going to be honest.
I don't know if you're going to. Heaven, dude.
I mean, you didn't seem like a good person.
I don't know if you were religious at all, that's on you.
But it was just sad if that's the one, the last thing you got
to ask. It's like if you're asking.
You shouldn't know. You shouldn't know.
I don't know. I mean, it was just.
This movie. Kind of sucks.
It's like depressing. Keep keep your opinion to the
end, OK? All right.
So now Butch is dead. Even worse than his line is.
We get to see Postmaster wearing a dress and earrings, crying for
his dead friend. Well, I think his friend even
said not in a dress or something right?
It's going to be hard to explain.
This dude yeah not only your died a virgin.
Which is a bummer. Also, now you people are going
to have some thoughts about what your life was like.
Now you may be wondering who just shot Butcher in the chest.
Well, that would be. Mack Daddy because he just
walked in. Yeah, I keep forgetting this
whole time. Mack Daddy's chasing these guys.
And they don't actually seem to care.
Well, they care, but they also have to deal with the
leprechaun. They want the flute.
There's a few things going well. They're doing shows and stuff.
It's like, dude, if you have the flute, you just get out of town.
You don't have to be there anymore.
Yeah, you got to leave the hood. Yeah, for sure.
But that movie's. Not in the hood, so.
Well, post comes out from behind the counter to confront
Macdaddy. And Mac kind of tries to cut a
deal. He's like, hey, dude, I got this
amulet. We can put this leprechaun to
sleep. We should, like, work together
on this whole thing. Yeah.
Which at that point, too, I'm like, OK, good.
Let's I like ice T Let's work together.
Kill the leprechaun. Well, Post thinks differently
'cause he raises the gun up and Mac looks at him.
He's like you're. No gangster post drops 3 rounds
into him. Well dude Ice T just shut up.
It's he's like he's just saying, can you?
Please shoot me in the chest. He's like, he's AEM on you.
Ain't no motherfucking gangster. Get that gun out of my.
Face You ain't about to kill nothing little Well, also, this
guy's got a lot going on. You're looking.
At a dude holding a. Gun, he's wearing a dress.
He's got earrings on. I don't know what this guy's
been through. Yeah, You know, did Mac even
ask? Like, why are you dressed up
like a girl now? Didn't question it.
So Mac gets blasted. Takes three shots.
Leprechaun comes walking out of the elevator, looks over a post
and says, stressing him. Pasta.
Leprechaun's pissed, dude. Which, hey, you know what?
He was tricked too. I get it.
Yeah, I'd be upset by that as well.
He was high. He didn't know what he was
doing. He got taken advantage of.
It's you could argue that they're all bad.
Well, Leprechaun throws post to the floor.
He walks over to him. To get his flute, he said
something like hell rhyme. I don't know.
It was a rhyme. I didn't feel like it was worth,
like, putting in here. Yeah.
They're not all winners. We know this.
All right, now this is where it goes nuts.
Because post summons. An Irish accent.
Why? Why did he?
This was so weird. This was so weird.
Because he looks at a leprechaun and says if this is to.
Be post Last stand you'll have to take this flute.
From me, cold dead hand. I don't know what he was doing
here. I don't know why he started.
Talking leprechaunish or Irish in the third person.
It was so. Bizarre and random?
Well, I think it's because. We're going to have a little
rhyme battle here. It's just a couple, like 2.
Bars or one bar each, whatever. I don't know you guys, I'm not a
rapper. The leprechaun looks at him and
says I'll take it from your homie.
You'll see, as you know, the lap.
Is the real OG. That was pretty hard.
I was a good starter. The Post looks at him.
And says, well that's great and all.
What are you gonna do about Macdaddy?
There's a big thing in this movie about people being behind
you. Was that the rap battle?
Dude? That was it was just one.
Each had their bar or whatever. Oh, I thought there was gonna be
more. OK, All right.
Well, that was. That was quite the battle.
It wasn't a battle. At all it was.
Like a verse, you each get one verse to the RIP I thought.
There was more the way you said it.
OK, well who won the battle? It's up to you guys and now I
would say the leprechaun and there is a big thing.
About like in this movie where someone's behind you and no one
believes, Like, hey, look behind you.
Oh, look, I'm gonna fall for that.
Yeah. Except for in this movie, they
always are behind. It's 100% of the time.
Yeah. So the leprechaun doesn't
believe that Mac's behind him. And he even like starts laughing
like you that he would think he would fall for that too much.
He catches A vicious chair across the face, which is funny
because Mack Daddy had the amulet, right, Mack?
Daddy has the amulet. That is correct.
Leprechaun didn't know he was. There, no.
He could have just put the amulet.
Around his neck that. Is an option.
Instead of hitting him with a chair and also he's.
Been shot several times I think swinging that.
Chair would be a a tough task, you know, now that he said he
should have just put the. The ambulant around his neck.
The last thing you want to do is after you've been shot.
The chest is get up and swing a chariot somewhere I'm.
Going to be honest, I don't even know where this amulet has been
this movie like I. Thought the other dudes had it.
I guess they didn't. I think.
I don't know. I don't know.
Well, anyways, the leprechaun gets laid out by this chair.
It doesn't really matter. Because he just.
Blows a hole in Mac's chest. Boom again.
Gone. Mac Daddy dying today.
And the. The best part about that is that
when he blows the. Hole in his chest, blood goes
all over post face and he's wearing the dress and earrings
and the necklace and it's like a red dress and he has blood on
his face. It's the craziest look.
You know what's weird, don't you think?
When post put the dress on. I'm not kidding.
I think his personality changed. I mean he's doing Irish accents
but it's even when he's touching leprechauns.
No, I I mean, it's not even a. Joke he kind.
Of did and he even was like. He's just more serious now.
It's weird. Maybe something was passed on
when he touched that thing down there.
Oh, because things start to get weird.
Well, let's come back to this scene.
So unfortunately for the leprechaun, when he blew a hole
in Mackdaddy's chest, Mackdaddy was holding that amulet.
So that power of the chest blow, I mean, he blew like a fat hole
in it, which made him fling his arm up, swinging it up in a
white arc, throwing this amulet that is falling through the air
right at the leprechaun. And this is a full circle
moment, just like the beginning. Now we're here again.
The amulet's falling, leprechaun's looking up.
Oh no. Boom, cut, cut to Postmaster P
He's coming on stage. Rapping to an arena or is an
arena, I don't know. It's fog for a while and it's
like a giant empty room. It actually looks like he's
rapping to no one. Come to find out, I think it's
just the bar. Oh, they're still here.
I think we're still at the bar. Oh my God, I thought, maybe.
They went to Vegas. No, you're right.
It is the bar cause. The girls are getting hypnotized
again. There we go, this movie.
It's like, why did we watch this?
But we. Got to get into the.
Lyrics here because his new song.
Is King of the world the king of the world?
I'm finally the man that I was. Striving to be.
Dude, this song is terrible too. King of the world.
Yeah, that's me. I.
Passed the test. They effed my nest.
But I hated to the song he did say they effed my nest.
I kept wondering what they were saying.
I don't know what that means. I don't know either.
Put your fears to rest. King of the world?
Yep, that's me. I'm finally the man I've been
striving to be. And he repeats that king of the
World line a million times. Not literally, but quite a few.
No, not literally. There's a lot.
So post walks off the. Stage takes off his glasses and.
His eyes glow green. Boom twist twist.
Camera pans leprechauns. In the crowd saying.
I taught him everything he knows and guys, that's not the end of
the movie, but you would think it would be.
You would think it's in the movie.
But now we got to get. To the hit single LEP in the
hood. Yeah, and there's no better way
to end this movie than the Leprechaun.
Dropping a new song and he raps. That's into the movie.
There's a full full on. Song I come from the land of the
Irish Spring. Dublin's the place where I
learned by thing from the. Emerald Isle to your place in
the hood and the man of freedom come to do no good.
Show me what you do when you get down, I'll go up, you go down,
your love. And you know, honestly, it
wasn't that bad. It was kind of fun.
I can't say it's worse than postmaster.
I mean, it was. Something And this is where he
goes and when he's doing the song he's now.
Re hypnotizing I guess the girls again.
Let's just get to the final rating.
God this movie is just so bad. And you know, it was
entertaining at. Times like I enjoyed it, I
watched it several times. It's just like the story is just
bad. I mean, it's really like the
acting. I don't even know what to say to
the characters are just kind of boring.
It's just a dark theme. I wasn't even I thought I would
love him being in the hood and I think I would if they did this
differently. It has to have more of a fun
vibe, right? Yeah.
I mean, for sure, fun is nice. Yeah.
And. Just like I I guess I kind of
like there was somewhat of a. Story of the guys that were
trying to get the flute. But I don't know man, it's just
kind of boring at times and just insane.
You know what though? But now I'm saying that insane
parts kind of work. It's left in the hood.
I'll give it a 5.6 just because I like the rapping at the end.
Right? Yeah I totally agree.
I do like the characters. Even though they're really
stupid and out there, they're all have their, they all have
their unique flair. I mean we got butchers a
chemist, we have stray bullet he's a wannabe, kind of is a
gangster, kind of a bad dude. We have postmaster wants to keep
it clean, but his heart gets turned to the dark side.
We have ice TI think. Actually Ice T is probably my
favorite character in this movie.
To be honest. I think he just plays his part
well. Got to be honest though, didn't
love the cross dressing stuff. A lot of it in this movie for no
reason. It just doesn't fit.
You know what I mean? If you could fit it in that it
made sense in somewhat in some way, sure maybe doesn't make any
sense in this movie at all. Like I said, I just didn't find
even that those parts funny. It was just kind of weird.
I'm like. What is going on dude?
Legit I was like why are they doing that?
It made no sense in. This movie The kills were like
OK then nothing to write home about at all OK well there's
just chest blowing in fact, even the.
Leprechaun blew his hand through the chest.
Yeah, that's like all we saw. Yeah, well, the kills are
terrible. I will say the rhymes were on
point for. The Leprechaun.
Like the last movie in space, he didn't rhyme, he brought the
rhymes on. This one even raps.
I mean, can you ask for more? I mean, the Leprechaun song is
iconic. It is.
It's fun and how stupid it is. I do love the hood vibe, would
have wished like we could have. Gone around the hood a little
bit more and not be like in our like we had like 3 locations we
were in. Yeah, this movie felt really
cheap. Overall, it's a horrible movie,
ridiculous. But I will say it's a fun watch
and if you like the Leprechaun, it's a must.
Like you have to watch the hood movies.
I mean, just because they're so, so stupid.
So overall, I'm going to give it a six point.
Eight Hey, you liked a lot more than me I just.
Thought it was kind of dark. I don't know.
I liked I. Liked the ice T in it, the
stupid whistle, these guys trying to.
Make their like trying to go up in the rap game.
Yeah, it's bad, but I kind of liked it.
You know what's funny? This is actually the only time
like where the main characters really got.
Killed. Well, not all of them I know,
but even some of them. Usually they like the the main.
Characters with the. 123 or the first one was a group of people.
None of them died, right? It's in the hood, bro.
Hood's different. It's dangerous out here.
All right, So what did we learn? Our survival rules.
It's the same as usual. Don't steal from the leprechaun.
All leprechaun movies. Don't be greedy.
If you're greedy, you're probably going to die.
If you have that amulet, put it on and bury him in cement.
That's my go to. I don't know if putting it on
works in this one. It just seems like if you put it
on. Him it works well, that's what I
mean. Why would I say put it on you?
I don't know because they well. In other ones, if you just had
it around you, he'd be like scared off.
Yeah, put it on him. Turn him to stone.
Don't try to shoot. The leprechaun that can go bad?
I don't know, it kind of worked this one.
Did it work for a stray? Bullet.
Well, Gee, I pulled the trigger. Don't hesitate is what I would
say. Don't accept gold coins.
In the hood, like when you find an ancient gold coin and you're
at a pawn shop, don't accept those could come with a lot.
Well, who even got a gold coin? I think both the pawn shop guys,
I didn't. Even know they grabbed coins, I
don't know. What they had bro, because that
amulet. I don't even know how it was.
With Macdaddy, I honestly thought they grabbed a bunch of
chains. Maybe they were selling chains,
I don't know. I don't know what is going on.
Don't. Gloat in the leprechaun's face
macdaddy. Hit him with that stool like.
Laughed in his face whole blown in his chest.
Sucks man. Just give him what he wants and
leave him alone. Yeah, I.
Think I think the main. Thing is, if you have his gold,
give it to him and you're probably be fine.
All right, some trivia. There wasn't a whole lot with
this one filming. Was briefly halted when Warwick
Davis had chronic flatulence and again what a power outage
occurred. This sounds like not real.
It was in there like slander. It was in there, chronic
flatulence. That means he was farting a lot.
I mean, that's a. Thing I don't know bro, I don't.
Think this is bro director of Leprechaun 3 and Leprechaun 4IN
Space Brian Trenchard Smith basically pitching an idea for
the 5th movie where the Leprechaun was going to the
White House. I mean, that's hilarious.
Sure, that could have been something.
They all could be something. This is the first film in.
The series where the leprechaun is.
Not killed at the end. Oh, yeah, I guess I should have
noticed that. That's very true, yeah.
He survived. He made it through well, and we
survived barely. The thing was a freaking slog.
I'm going to be. I've been sick too, but man, I
don't know. This is an interesting one.
Guess what? We're going to go back to the
hood. Have you watched that?
Yeah. Is it?
What do you think? Different?
It's different. Than this one, more fun or no,
it's up to you you. To decide, all right, let you
know. Next one.
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