Oh, hello creeps. All right, welcome back to
Fright Night Flicks. You're here with Dan and Darren.
What's up guys? What is up everyone?
Today we are going to be reviewing the 1995 Leprechaun 3.
They should. Have been willing to give me me
shilling but I've done well by sending them to.
Hell, if you don't know about this one, the leprechaun has
gone to Vegas. And I'll tell you a little more.
An evil leprechaun finds himself in Vegas.
I think I mentioned that. Still there?
Yeah. Where he proceeds to cause
mischief by killing people. That's pretty.
A5 year old. Dude, IMDb has some crazy ones.
Granting twisted wishes and infecting a young man with his
green blood. I have a problem with that.
That's not true. What I don't think he grants.
Wishes he did grant wishes. I think the coin grants.
Wishes, but he's the owner of the coin.
Oh, I see what you're saying. This one was a little different.
To me, the coin was really the one who did all the wish
granting. I don't feel like he did any of
that. It's really the gold.
Yeah, yeah, the gold 'cause he does him one of his kills.
It's not like he granted A wish. He just expounded upon her
original wish. We'll talk about it.
Interesting. Yeah.
But I don't really like the. I don't like it, say, infecting
a young man with his green blood.
He's an adult, you know, I'm just going to throw that out
there. Yeah, I think.
Yeah. A young college man.
Yeah, sure. And a young adult.
And, I mean, it's not like, well, whatever, we'll get to it.
We have two leprechauns, guys. Yeah.
This is dual leprechauns. Not sure I felt about that.
Dual leprechauns. Dual.
Rhymes. Yes, twice the rhyming.
And I got to be honest, I don't know.
The new leprechaun may have had the best rhyme.
Oh, my gosh. Really?
We'll talk about. Are you talking about the toe?
We'll get to it. We'll get to it.
All right. This is directed by Brian
Tracheard Smith. Sure.
Trenchard. Like every time.
Writers, Mark Jones, David Dubois, actors, Warwick Davis,
that's who we just shout out. Warwick killing it yet again.
So what did the critics think about Leprechaun 3?
As usual, didn't love it. 17% audience a 35%.
So you know how these movies go, like they get horribly rated.
They are bad movies, but they're great.
Yeah. Well, yeah, you said it
perfectly. I would expect nothing or less.
Yes. Now, before we jump in, we have
a new Apple review. Sorry, I'm going to be reading
some of this because I didn't prepare it.
Well, wouldn't you normally be reading it?
I would, but it'd be in front of me now.
I'm going to be looking down. OK, different way of reading,
yes. So this is Gizmogram 06.
I finally got around to the third review with Scream seven.
I really enjoyed you guys talking about the movie.
Also mentions that he got all the answers right on the you
know the little quiz they do and Scream.
Good job. So Congrats.
I'm going to be honest, I'm going to cut through some of
this. I love the review.
It's really long though. Yeah, you wrote a novel which we
we respect. We read it, but for you guys
listening, we can't read the whole thing.
We're going to jump to the leprechaun section.
As for Leprechaun, I've been waiting for the series and
curious to hear your thoughts on two and four.
Well, we will tell you once we get to 4.
We're almost there. I like the new segment.
You guys like this? Parks, He said he likes the new
segment about like surviving the movie.
That's so funny you said that because I just remembered, I
think yesterday I'm like, Oh yeah, I talked about doing a new
segment every time. We did it once.
Never did it again. But anyway, what are you talking
about? I do it every time.
Oh, which segment? The surviving at the end, like
survival rules. Oh.
I is that the new segment? I assume the new segment is when
I said we're going to do a new segment where we talk about if
we can survive the movie. Oh, wait a second.
Oh, that is the new segment. You're wrong.
Yeah. Well, I'm glad you like the new
segment because it's probably not going to happen again
because we forget every time. Yeah.
And I mean, honestly, we'd be the same thing in the Leprechaun
movie every time. Yeah.
We can always take him. Yeah, He just kicked the guy.
And as long as you don't do anything too bad, you can
survive. True.
Yeah. I have to say that you guys are
always entertained to watch. Watch what the back and forth
bickering you 2 do. It reminds me of me and my
brother arguing over horror games.
That's true. Yeah.
Overall an outstanding podcast. I always do recommend you guys
to friends and horror movies as well.
Friends that are into horror movies.
Thank you very much. Last last but not least, would
you guys ever do more body horror like Midsummer or 824
movies? I'm not going to exclude any
movies. Honestly, I'll do anything.
Well, wow, I'm not anything but, jeez, close to it.
You know what I'm saying? Yeah.
No, I, I actually like 824 movies a lot, so I'm definitely
not against them. No, Side note, we are actually,
this doesn't have anything to do with that, but we're going to be
doing scary movies later. Well, is that next?
No, that's not till like May or June.
I looked it up. It's we have some time before
the new scary movie 6. We're going to actually do at
least two of those scary movies, probably 2 of.
Them I think we'll do 1 and 2. I think so.
I think that'd be a lot of fun. Yeah.
And then we'll go like, so we'll take like a leprechaun break,
Yeah. No, no, no, no, Daniel.
We'll be done with Leprechaun. Oh, then no break.
Yeah. And now on to some more positive
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Yeah, I would love to have you. Now on to the reviews for
leprechaun #3 in Vegas, starting with Downriver RI.
Love all the older Leprechaun movies.
I've seen them all at least 100 times each.
Great movies with good scares. 5 stars.
OK, that's a lot. I mean, come on, 100 times each,
maybe like 4 times each. There's no way.
There's no way you're watching those 100 times each.
If you, if you did, wow, that's improvs to you.
It's concerning and impressive. Yeah.
Say I love the leprechaun. Not 100 times each load, no no,
next we have 18K. This is probably the best
Leprechaun movie. I say probably because I haven't
seen any of the others. I just really like this movie.
It's a good Saint Patty's Day watch.
If you're into old shitty horror movies, turn your brain off and
enjoy Three stars. Wow, that is a weird review.
That was weird. Like they just like this
Leprechaun movie, but they like it so much but never have
watched another one. They probably would like the
other ones, they just don't know yet.
Yeah, you don't know, but you kind of nailed what the
Leprechaun is. Yeah.
Shitty horror movies that are really fun to watch.
Yeah. Good job.
Yeah. Next we have Michael.
God, people. When will the horror end?
Now the bastards in Vegas making more murders because of his
gold. That's the whole story.
All the movies his freaking gold with mind numbing supportees and
bad directing. This is a toilet bowl mess.
One star. Also agree.
I agree with every single one of these.
Yeah, it's terrible, it's stupid, but it is what it.
Is it really comes down to what do you want?
You know what I mean? And Speaking of that, did you
want this? Let's jump in our initial
impressions. OK, I actually wrote a little
rhyme for this. Oh well, all right.
I didn't spend that much time, so, you know, have a little
grace with. This.
Well, jeez, have some like confidence in your rhyme.
Well, I didn't I you know it is what it is.
In 1990 5, some folks made a bet to craft the worst movie that
Hollywood made yet. The movie was boring, the
rhyming was bad, but the robot with tits was pretty.
Rad like that touch the word the 1st.
One was AI, the 1st. I knew it was it.
Was terrible. The first one was the AI one,
the second was mine. Yeah, you can't do it.
The rest is mine now. There were some kills that were
pretty sick, but overall this movie sucked.
Leprechaun. All right.
Well, Darren had some other talents.
You know what, I went through a little bit of a journey with
this one. I actually was really did not
like this very much the first time.
I think it was kind of my mood going into it.
I got bored and just didn't enjoy.
Digging Moody Like, were you hungry?
I probably was, yeah that was probably fasting or some stupid
thing but no. The first time I didn't really
like it that much, but as I watched it more like I've
watched everything 3 or 4 Times Now, I really like it.
It is so dumb though and it is really bad.
The the story is God awful. Yeah, there's a lot of jumping
around, a lot of like pawn shop to casino to pawn shop, random
characters coming in and out. I will say I do like the
characters. You see, I don't think I really
like the characters, the main 2, the guy and the girl.
I find them incredibly boring. Well.
Well, Tammy's hot, though. She's all right.
I mean, you just say that 'cause she's dressed up like one of
those showgirls. Well, I just, I think she's an
attractive woman, that's all I'm saying.
I'm not saying she's. Not you said hot, that's
different. OK, whatever.
Scott. Scott, though.
Is a hot boy too. No, Scott is so bad that I like
it well. Scott is so boring and meek, but
then once he turns into a leprechaun man, he's a whole
different guy. I don't know.
I thought he was somewhat interesting.
I like them. Stupid musician, magician.
And then like they're just a random casino people I thought
were like, you know what? They're interesting.
Like there's just two random like mob style dudes that are
like really weird that make no sense.
I like them. I don't know what they're doing
or what do they work for the casino?
I don't even know if I like them, but I'd like the
characters. What's I'm saying?
I like the. I'm not saying they're weird.
Like it's stupid. Yeah.
No, completely agree. Like there's no character
development, you are just bouncing between characters to
the point of like I'm not even sure who really was the main
character. Yeah, maybe the coin, because
that's the whole story is like you're following the coin
around. It's just trading places from
people to people. And the leprechaun obviously
follows the coin. Yeah.
I mean, I think we got a hit. It's in Vegas.
So. Oh, I, I like that.
But I The funny thing, I hate Vegas.
I don't agree with that at all. I hate everything about Vegas.
Well, I don't like the idea of Vegas where like, you go to
Vegas, you're going to spend money.
It's all about money. Yeah.
Do you like going to Vegas? I do.
I I've been to two bachelor parties there that I've actually
had a lot of fun with. But here's where I have the most
fun. Get yourself a Fat Tuesday.
Do you know what that is? Yeah.
Those are good drinks. Yeah.
They're like slushy alcohol drinks.
Great. Sip on that and then just walk
around like the forum in Caesar. Yeah.
I hate gambling. I feel like everyone's there to
take your money. That's just not my style.
I'm not a huge club guy. I'm not going to clubs or
anything like that. No, I basically only like
walking around the shops while like getting a little buzzed.
They. They have good visuals.
Vegas because it's the huge casinos, I guess there's good
stuff to look at. Yeah.
Good places to eat. But here's let's let's go back
to the movie here. This is where we start seeing
them move the Leprechaun to different locations now.
Well, we're going to move from Vegas to space.
Yeah, well, and we'll get there. That's going to be great.
I can't wait. But I do think moving him to
Vegas is awesome. But I don't feel like they
really played enough with Vegas. I could have used way more.
Just like we said with Hollywood.
I want to see him like maybe in a show or two.
I guess he was in a magic show a little bit.
There's some things in the trivia we'll get to, but they
didn't have a lot of time in Vegas to film this.
In fact, I think they might have even only had like.
Like 1 legal day of filming allowed.
So they kind of had to get what they could that and that totally
makes sense because I do love the idea of putting this little
leprechaun in this sinful Vegas place.
Like have them go clubbing. Oh my God, DJ.
ING Oh dude, that could have been good.
I was thinking while I was at work, because this is what I do,
is think about these movies. You could do a Leprechaun now,
but have them like as an influencer or something.
You could totally play around with that.
Interesting. Like he's on the socials.
Yeah. Just something stupid like that
route. And then because you're kind of
poking foot of the influencers at the same time.
All right, Anyway, I'm kind of into that idea.
Thank you. Oh, yeah.
Well done. So yeah, overall, it's an
interesting watch. It's a bad movie.
They most of them are, but he's in Vegas.
There's some good kills. And it's it's definitely like so
bad. It's good type movie.
It is incredibly stupid. You're not getting a story out
of it. But the kills, there are a
couple that I'm like, hey, I'm into it.
It's fun. I like them.
They're different. Yeah.
So let's go ahead and jump it up.
Are we going to get to why the robot had boobs?
Well, well, it was a woman robot.
We got to save it. We'll save it, you guys.
We'll get there all right. Let's get into the breakdown.
So this all starts in Las Vegas when a van pulls up to a pawn
shop. This next character is the most
interesting man in the world. You know, like those old
commercials. This is the guy, oh, you talk
about the guy who brings in the con, the guy who brings in the
leprechaun because he's a small, he's like very small part, but
he has a lot to offer. So he walks in.
He's carrying this large duffel bag.
This guy has a tattoo on his hand that says lucky, and you
may wonder what's on the other hand.
It's a hook. He's got a hook for a hand.
He's wearing an eye patch. He's got a crutch, which I can
only think has a peg leg. I assumed.
Yeah, for sure. If he's got a hook for a hand.
Yeah, he's been doing some pirate.
That's what he does. And he's wearing like a duster,
you know what I mean? Those big jackets.
Yeah, this was bizarre. Do do you know who this was?
Nope. No idea.
This is always see him in the movie.
Yeah, it's so weird because I did think, like, maybe we get
some back story about him, but we never do.
And so now I'm like, what? What happened?
Yeah. Where did he come from?
No idea. Oh, by the way, a lot of you
guys mentioned this and shout out to you people that the
leprechauns. Each movie is like a new movie.
Like there's no continuing lore. Yeah, I mean, that's fine with
me. Yeah, because the rules always
change in which it drives gives me nuts because especially how
we are, I feel like we like to learn the lore of things that
you don't need to do that it's just a complete reset every
time. Yeah, you just enjoy it.
They'll trust me. They're going to find a way to
recap the rules. There's always that way anyways.
Whatever. So this dude, this hook tan man,
a bandit, a pirate maybe, we don't know.
He's hard up. He wants to leave town and he's
going to sell what he's got in that bag.
Right? Right.
So what is in that bag? It's a statue of the leprechaun.
So it's the leprechaun, but he's made of stone at this point.
Can I ask you a question? Sure.
Why did he shrink? What do you mean?
The leprechaun statue was tiny. I thought it was large.
No I don't think that was him sized.
I feel like they shrunk him. Oh, so the statue you're saying
is too small for what the leprechaun would be?
Yeah, it's like just 'cause he's frozen.
Or whatever turned to stone doesn't mean he shrinks.
Well, I don't, I'm not like totally an expert on the
chemical process of turning a leprechaun to stone, but maybe
there's something in that process that would shrink you a
little, shrink everything. Not sure.
We haven't gone in that. We haven't gone too far into the
leprechaun talk, and I don't think we're going to right now.
We can. We can.
Get out of there. All right, so we have the statue
of the leprechaun. That's interesting.
But more interesting is that he's got this medallion around
his neck with this little red Ruby and the pyroman.
He makes it clear that you are not to touch that medallion.
He may be thinking like, who's he making it clear to?
I haven't introduced our character here, Gupta, the shop
owner, an Indian man and and he's going to be in this movie
for a little bit. Yeah, he has like a fun
personality. Seems easygoing, likeable.
Very likeable. Yeah, I I actually one of my top
characters is Gupta. Yeah, he's like I said, he just
has fun. Like when he's loading up the
bullets to shoot the leprechaun, he's like singing along.
It's fun. Well, let's not go ahead and
jump ahead. I know.
I'm just I got to give you a reason why I think he's fun.
All right, so Gupta gets the leprechaun.
He pays 20 bucks. He's got it right.
It seemed very low payment for this.
Yeah, but it's just like a piece of rock.
Well, I mean, even that medallion thing, I know the
medallion. I'm like, that's got to be worth
more than 20, but I don't even know what that medallion is.
Well, my favorite part is Gupta's like inspecting this
leprechaun. Well, the statue of a
leprechaun. And he looks at him.
He's like, oh, only a face a mother could love.
Oh. My my my.
What is this horrible thing? He's a good luck charm.
Yes, I can see it's working very well.
Your face a mother could love. I mean, his leprechaun is
hideous. I love what they take shots at
him, and he can't do anything. Yeah, he just has to take.
Gotta take it. Then Gupta pulls off the
medallion, puts it around his neck, and as soon as he does
this, he turns around. Leprechaun's gone, but what is
now sitting there is a pot of gold.
Yeah, you can imagine the shock and surprise that he's feeling,
right? Now, like, wow, he's just got a.
Pot of gold. The pot of gold just came
around. So Gupta inspects the gold, and
what does he do to make sure it's real?
He bites the gold. I feel like all these movies are
now making fun of you. Yeah, because yeah, that's a
real. Thing if you guys didn't watch
the first one, Darren took a hard stance of why anybody would
ever bite gold. Oh it.
Wasn't like a hard stance. I just like did I ask questions?
Is that OK? Yeah, but it's a clearly a
question like everyone seems to know but you.
Yeah, now that I'm thinking about, I feel like I've seen
this in a lot of different things where people buy gold.
Yeah, I think it's pretty common.
Yeah, whatever. Well, anyways, as Gupta's doing,
this leprechaun sneaks up on him and takes a freaking bite out of
his ear, only to get like judo thrown to the floor.
That's what I like about the leprechaun, because you can kind
of toss this guy around. Yeah, I mean, if you really keep
your distance and keep awareness, you could really
fight him off pretty easily. He's not like super strong.
No. And he kind of like, he'll just,
he's like a little animal, you know, He'll like bite you a
little bit once in a while. You just throw him off to the
side. Yeah.
Again, keep him at armed distance and you're fine.
Yeah, exactly. And he could be a small arm
because he's little. Yeah, anyways, he gets tossed
the floor and when he gets up he looks at Gupta and he goes.
I like Indian food so spicy. Yeah, man, he came out with a
heat. This one, he's not playing
around. Yeah, I'm going ahead and taking
a shot at him for being Indian, an Indian.
Indian. Feel you said that.
Weird. I did.
I said, I think he said an Indian, but yeah, I threw like
an an yeah, it was a weird. It shouldn't have been being
Indian. Yeah, it just didn't sound
right. Yeah.
Anyways, Gupta looks at him. He's like, who are you too much?
The leprechauns? Like, oh, I'm a leprechaun, me
lad, and you're a greedy thief for trying to steal me gold.
I'll be giving you some grief. That's something that's a sick
accent you. You just got to do a little bit.
You can't go too far. Yeah, no, actually that's good
stuff. Yeah, so good.
We got a nice little rhyme. OK, I was thinking about this
too. Should the leprechaun always
rhyme? Because there's parts where it's
like I'm expecting a rhyme and it doesn't come and it's like a
let down. Do you want him to rhyme the
entire movie? That'd be stupid.
That's not stupid. I think that'd be fun.
He doesn't even talk that much. I don't know, I'm.
I'm cool to like a little rhyme here and there.
They're not all great anyways, you know what I mean?
I'm. Going to retract a little bit.
I don't think he should rhyme the whole time, but I thought
that was an interesting idea. I just rhymed to say that I got
distracted. I got distracted.
You know what we're? Going.
To yeah, let's move on. Wait, wait, OK, wait back.
Oh, I'm sorry, but you can have an opinion, you can have one,
but if it's as stupid as your last one, no, this is better.
Why did the? Leprechaun, leave the gold there
for Gupta. OK, actually that is it.
I'll give you that. That's not a bad question
because I wondered the same thing.
Well, answer the question. How am I supposed to?
Say it like, do you think I'd know the answer?
Yeah. Because he's.
So again, we know that the leprechaun was stone or
whatever. He disappears, that the gold's
there. Well, then he, you know, Gupta
grabs the gold, as anyone would. Then the leprechaun comes back
and attacks him. Why'd you leave the gold?
There OK so my thought is when he took off the medallion the
leprechaun manifested with the gold and but when he put it on
him then the leprechaun got scared and had to take off OK
leaving the gold behind all. Right.
Well, that's not fun, but OK. I mean, that's a logical
explanation. Sure.
Yeah. All right.
So now Gupta and the leprechaun, they're in the store.
The leprechaun pulls out his little weapon, which is a
Shelley. Darren, do you know what a
Shelley is? No.
I mean, it's like a wooden stick.
Pretty much, Yeah. It's a wooden walking stick made
from stout naughty blackthorn stick.
Yeah, that's, I mean, that's what I thought it was.
It's got a large knob at the top and I think that's how you say
it is Shalali. I've heard.
I've heard shalali before. Well, yeah, 'cause you've
watched these movies. I never knew it was the stick
though. I had to like, I had to like
deep dive and look that up. I'm like, what is he carrying
around? No.
OK, thanks. You're welcome.
So the leprechaun beats him with a stick.
Eventually, he, like, gets the Gupta on the ground, pulls his
shoes off or looks at his shoes. And he's got, of course, because
we know he loves shoes, they got to give a little bit like him
admiring the shoe. Yeah, that's the touch.
This movie isn't big on shoes. They just want to like, throw a
little touch in there, right? Yeah, it's it's, it's a fun
little thing that the leprechaun does like a little.
Cork, cork, cork quirk, quirky cork.
All right, Anyways, then he bites off Gupta's toe, which.
God man that. I don't know why that gets me.
I always imagine a cold toe getting bit off.
That does hurt. I mean, so he's already bit off
like part of his ear and a toe. So not great for Gupta right
now. Well, the leprechaun decides at
this point he's just going to finish off Gupta.
He takes his shilleli lifted over his head and he goes for
the swing. But then he sees the amulet and
he's like I'm out of here. Grabs his gold, takes off,
disappears. The only problem is 1 shilling
falls out of that little gold bucket.
Man, this is where I just have an issue with.
This is the way that we're going to start the whole movie.
This whole piece of gold falling out thing.
This is what the whole movie's about, and this is a guy who
loves his gold. You think he'd be a little more
protective of it? Why doesn't?
He have a lid on that gold. Yeah, I mean, I feel like this
must happen all the time. Yeah, it's a problem I.
Mean the thing's overflowing with gold.
Why does he carry it like that? Or at least get a bigger like
thing to carry it? Is it a cauldron?
It does look Cauldron ish. Yeah, he's old school.
Who knows? So, well, let's make it clear.
So he dropped a piece of gold, he left, and now this is what's
going to happen, is Gupta's going to find it?
And we're going to have a little back and forth between Gupta and
the leprechauns. Yeah, but honestly though, did
he really leave? No, I think he's just around the
corner. Yeah, because they make it seem
like he left, but you see how I'm doing this while talking?
Boom to stop. OK, Yeah.
He actually doesn't really leave.
He's he's just in the shop. It seems like he just took off,
but he's kind of just hanging out in there.
All right, let's move on and meet two new characters, Scott
and Tammy. Now, let me tell you about
Scott. Scott looks like a grown up
orphan. It does look like a like a Tiny
Tim or something. Like he it seems like his
clothes maybe they don't fit. And he seems dirty, like, I
don't know, like he's been sweating the whole time, like he
was in the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
You know, that's a great point. Yeah.
I to completely agree, which I don't know why because he's he's
like a kid that it's he's he's on his way to LA for his first
year of college. That's his back story.
Oh, he's going to LA. Yeah.
Oh, I didn't even know that. OK.
Just stopped off in Vegas like he was just driving through.
So that's his back story, but he looks weird.
Yeah. He said he wanted to check out
Vegas. Looks weird.
Sure. He's just kind of tall, slender.
No, I mean, weird. Is that I should?
Weird's not really the right word.
He's just, like, dirty ish. Yeah, I agree.
We can go. Maybe it's just like they filmed
like so fast that he couldn't take a shower.
Maybe, I don't know, it's not that big of a deal.
You know right. OK, now Tammy, she's a
magician's assistant. She works at the Lucky Shamrock
and she works under the great Fazio.
He's the I can't say the word you keep want to say music.
It's really hard not to I put milk show.
Apparently you don't believe like that's true.
No, I think she's cute. Yeah.
Not It's not my smoke show Will House.
I is it will house. Yeah, that's the house.
The will I. Don't even understand what that
saying is. And on my smoke show collection.
I'd put her in mine. OK?
Let me know if you agree in a comment below.
I mean, do we have to do that? Sure.
So Tammy's VW bug broke down. Scott pulls over like he's just
driving by. Caesar pulls over to help out.
She starts up the engine. It sounds terrible, like it's
all rattly, not good. Scott looks over at her and he's
like, hey, have you ever blown a rod before?
And Tammy looks at it, but she goes, I beg your pardon?
What do you think? Have.
You ever blown a rod before? I beg your pardon?
The engine I meant. Do you get the joke?
I didn't even understand that until the second time and Elsa
wrote it in my notes. Some of these jokes are so bad I
just missed them. But I did get this one.
Yes. What you really need to know.
That's like this movie. You know what I mean?
That's the quality we're getting here.
Yeah. I mean.
These two just met each other as well.
It's just so weird. It was so weird.
I mean, I find this whole interaction where Scott was
driving on the road and then just pulled off and almost hit
her. Yeah.
I don't understand how that even happened.
I don't even. It doesn't really matter.
They had to get together. He's driving through town,
apparently just decided to help someone out.
Yeah, he also. He's just there because he
wanted to check out Vegas and drive through.
Alright. Yeah, maybe you'd want to.
I I think you might if you're 21, but you're going solo, too.
That's kind of weird. Scott ends up picking Tammy up,
and he's going to take her to work.
All right? So he drives over to the casino,
goes to drop her off, but he decides he wants to go in, too.
Problem is, he's not 21, so Tammy's going to have to sneak
him in. Yeah, and this makes sense.
You know a young college guy, I was this way, I wanted to get in
a casino, check it out, but then you find out like it's all scam.
So it sucks. It's life.
That's a fact. It does sucks.
Casinos bro. I hate of them.
I'm so anti gambling. I am too, except for on the
Super. Bowl.
Yeah, we do. One, one time of year.
Yeah. Yeah.
All right, back with Gupta. He's got to do some research.
So he pulls out his floppy disk of legends and folklore.
Man, I got to say I missed these old computers.
Don't you? Like, there's something.
OK, this is obviously a dated thing.
If you're younger and don't even know about floppy disk, First of
all just F you. Second of all, no.
Well, I mean respectfully, I'm kidding.
But like seriously like when those disks came out and stuff
it would just seemed like magical like you all these like
weird. They weren't even good games and
stuff, but they weren't great. Well, at the time they were
good. I mean, we didn't deal too much
with floppy disks. We had one, I think maybe our
first computer had a floppy disk.
I don't know. OK, I get confused because
there's like, floppy disks and then there's like the big soft
disks and I those to me seem floppy.
I think they're the same thing. Daniel Well, no, there's like
the little hard 1. Isn't that a floppy disk?
The hard disk, Daniel, is it though?
You the one that had that little slider thing on?
Yes. Then there was like the big
ones. That's the floppy.
Are you? I think that's wrong though,
'cause I thought I looked it up and it was like it wasn't.
OK. Well.
Let's go to the research. Here.
OK, so I pulled up floppy disks. See, they're showing those ones,
but then this one has the ones I'm talking about.
You know what I'm saying? The bigger ones.
OK, I don't know, man. I don't care enough to even talk
about this anymore. But do you remember they used to
be like in paper slips? Well, I was showing.
Yeah, I was showing our kids some of the old games we used to
play. Remember the fish one?
No. Oh.
There's like AI, forget what it was some old fish one where
there'd be fish, whatever. I don't even explain the game.
It was cool back in the day. How about the well, OK, we're
not. Doing organ trail.
Organ trail was good. I was.
Going to see that one race car game we played at Grandma and
Grandpa's where I'd go like you on these crazy race car tracks.
No, that's another great one though.
Dude, we got obsessed with that one.
We were, we were in deep. I can't name one of these names.
I can't name any of these games though.
I remember 0 about that but for all.
Of you that remember this time, there's a serious nostalgia
associated with it, yeah. Anyways, it's different.
Well, it's funny seeing like a disc dedicated to one thing like
this is dedicated to leprechaun lore.
I just. It just was a simpler time.
Yeah, it was. Anyways, for back to the movie.
So Gupta pulls out his lore disc, puts it in, and we're
going to. Learn a little bit about the
leprechaun. So this is like the new rules
all right, the. Names O'Reilly and I'm here to
tell you about leprechauns. Yeah, and this guy's kind of
funny because it just kind of plays off and on throughout the
movie. Yeah, we'll come back to this
disc multiple times. Yeah, and it is.
Fun. I like the animation and I just
like carrying the stupid things they're going to come up with.
Exactly. Well, let's tell them.
So what we learned Leprechauns obsessed with gold.
That's kind of like old and true leprechaun one O 1.
Exactly. Their power lies within that
gold. Same.
It's still. Now this next one might be a
little bit edgy. Is it racist?
It's not great. Is that race related countryist?
I think it is. I'm pretty sure if you are of
Irish descent, this is like a little bit of a racial thing.
Yeah, they love potatoes. I'm not.
I'm not saying that. That's what they say about
leprechauns. Is that a bad thing?
I actually do love potatoes. Really.
Potato products? Yeah, you don't like French
fries and stuff? No.
Yeah, but not like a straight potato, you know I'm not biting
a raw potato, you idiot. Like what are you talking about?
I had a Co worker who told the stories about eating a raw
potato and we called him Spud from then on and he got so mad.
Well we didn't. We tried calling him Spud and he
got mad so we stopped. That's savage to eat a raw
potato. That's what we said.
All right. I don't know why he did that.
Yeah, who knows, If you get a piece of the leprechauns gold,
you can have one wish of anything.
That's a kind of a new one. It's what if you get a piece of
gold, you can have a wish. Yeah.
So that's the new rule that it's like you don't need the
leprechaun, just get a piece of gold and make a wish.
Yeah. My favorite part is the examples
they gave in the movie, because as they do it, they start doing
these little cartoon animations. First one, burgers and a drink
like that's what you'd wish. That's that's one wish.
The next one is like a muscle guy.
And I'm like, OK, I could see that some, you know, body
transformation, sure, we'll go with that.
But my favorite is the big chick in the bikini.
I mean, I mean, let's be rolled. These are wishes people would
make. They are, but they're very low
level wishes I would say. Yeah, but if you found the gold,
I mean, you don't really find just one piece.
He's got a bucket full of it. Yeah.
You OK? We didn't.
I don't know if you could do multiple wishes like that.
We can't. Each piece you get a wish, one
piece 1 wish, and then once that wish is done it's burned out.
What does this have to do with anything though?
Well. That's just the rules.
Yeah, we're talking about like, wishes like, like.
I'm still talking about wishes. Yeah, but we were just talking
in general. Like if you had one wish, fine,
I'll just ask you since you're going to do this stuff, what's
what would be your wish? For more wishes.
No, you're an idiot. Let's move on.
Gupta pulls out a gun and starts searching his warehouse.
Because remember, the leprechaun's still like, roaming
around. That's where the leprechaun
decides to play some games. So he, like, manifests
leprechaun in a mirror. I think it was in a mirror.
It was like another version of himself somewhere, right?
So Gupta kind of sees him and he's like sees that he could
like get a shot on. Yeah, this was weird because
there's like some music going on and I don't know what the F the
leprechaun is doing with his hands.
What do you? Mean like, it's like, it looks
like he was like. Crafting him.
Because it was fake, right? Oh, yeah.
Well, he's like manifesting. But what is he doing?
Well, he made the image of himself, probably.
Yeah. Doing what, though?
Standing there. It's to distract him.
I know, but what do you? I'm just wondering what he had
the manifested image doing standing there.
What does it matter what he's doing?
He's doing stuff like, what is it?
I couldn't even tell. What I was?
Looking at, he's probably controlling himself.
The manifested version. So the manifested version is
also manifested another version that he's controlling.
Oh, you're talking about the image in the mirror was moving
his hands. Yeah, yeah.
I just didn't know understand what I was looking at.
Well then it was probably a mirror image of him, right?
OK, OK. I I don't know where we're at.
OK, anyways, at the same time he's got this other leprechaun
doing that stuff. He takes control of a Cupid
statue and it's like a stone statue, and he hasn't slowly
turned towards Gupta. Draw back the arrow and launch
it straight into Gupta's arm. My only complaint about this is
that this should have been the kill shot because they kept
Gupta Gupta alive a little bit too long and I did like the idea
of him controlling a statue. I haven't seen him do that type
of thing before. Yeah, but I didn't want Gupta to
die. I actually wish he would have
survived the movie. Yeah, actually, he didn't do
anything. Well, he did do something wrong.
His greed. Greed.
He got a hold of us. That's really the underlying
theme. Don't be greedy.
Yeah, you'll survive these movies if you're not greedy.
And he got it. So I like the Cupid, though.
I thought it was cute. So Gupta takes this shot,
Leprechaun pops out and he goes, if you're going to linger, I'll
give you the finger. So he takes one of those big
sausage fingers of his, jams it into Gupta's gun barrel.
Too much Gupta's like, you know what, I'm going to try to blow
this thing off. Pulls the trigger gun explodes.
Gupta gets knocked to the ground.
If. You're gonna linger.
I'll give you the finger. Yeah, straight Looney Tunes,
which was really funny. I liked it.
It was so stupid. That was dumb.
Also, Gupta put that CD on about the leprechaun rules.
He didn't even sit and watch the whole thing.
He kind of like, got what he needed.
He basically learned he can have a wish.
And he's like, I got to find this guy.
Yeah. I.
Forget I'm done. Does he?
Even acknowledge that he has that other piece of gold.
That who has Gupta? That he himself.
Does he know he has the shilling?
Oh, I think, I think so. I mean just sitting on the
keyboard I think right now. Yeah, he just left it there.
Yeah. That's where anyways, the
leprechaun walks over to Gupta. Now Gupta has got a little
secret plan here because as soon as he gets close, he takes that
medallion and shoves it into the leprechaun's mouth, which like
melts his mouth like making green news come out of it.
Yeah, I like the effect of it. I thought it was cool.
I also like just knowing that leprechaun has a little
weakness. I have a question though.
Why does this work? Why does the medallion work at
all? You know, we know nothing about
this medallion. I've watched the movie 3 times.
They never explained why this hurts the leprechaun.
It's not in the lore, It's nowhere in the movie.
It's just like we need a weakness for the leprechaun
here. We'll just create a medallion.
And why is like the. What's the red Ruby?
Who knows? A stone?
Yeah. Like apparently he can almost
eat the thing and it doesn't kill him.
It just he can't be near it. Yeah, but it's like, it's like
it's a new 4 leaf Clover. Wait, so in his mouth it kills
him, but if you put around his neck, it turns him to stone?
Well, it didn't kill him in his mouth, but yes, it does turn him
to stone. Well, it did OK, but it looked
like he was going to die if he kept that in his mouth, right?
Yeah, I guess so. Why?
I don't know when you just start turning into stone.
That's only if it's around his neck.
Oh yeah, you're right. My, my bad.
Here let's go. Over to the casino and start
meeting some of the other characters and we'll call them
the casino workers. Let's start with the great
Fazio. He's basically like a prima
Donna, self absorbed, very mediocre magician.
Kind of like low level stuff. I agree with you that I do feel
like this character was fun. I feel like he was kind of
goofy. He's one of those like you enjoy
disliking. He's not like a good guy and
he's a goofball. Yeah, I mean, who doesn't like a
music? He's a magician.
This is tough. All right, well, that's Fazio.
We also have Loretta. So Loretta's just kind of hangs
out with Fazio. They're kind of buddies.
Do you know who that's played by bro?
Not until I just saw that that stretch from TCM 2.
Yes, that's Caroline Williams. Oh man, now I see it.
That's funny because they have like a wig on her and.
They kind of make her look old. We'll talk about that in a
minute because that was kind of weird, what the way we'll talk
about the way she looks. I thought it was funny what they
tried to do. All right.
Well, she basically works the roulette table at the casino.
She's kind of like an old burnout in the movie.
I guess she doesn't even look that old to me, but OK.
Whatever but the. Main thing, all these people are
going to meet. They're all casino workers.
I think everyone is right. Yeah, yeah.
And that's like, that's the whole movie.
What do you mean that's the only?
People we meet. Oh, yeah, It's like this is
pretty much it. I mean, there's a couple here
and there, but it's like random people are around, but these are
the characters. Yeah, that's how a movie works,
Darren. There's characters I.
Saw the. Setup when you were saying that
Mike, he's going to come back at me with it.
The last one we have to meet is Mitch.
He's the casino owner kind of like looks like a mobster, but
he's not. He's like a wannabe mobster is.
He an owner or is he like the foreman of the.
Well, he like runs the casino. I don't think he owns the
casino. Yeah, because he we're going to
meet the guys he has money issues with.
Yeah. I don't even know if we talk a
lot about them, but those seem like more mob ish, but they
don't act really like mob guys. Well, are you?
Going to introduce them or is this us introducing?
I think we just meet them later. OK, so there's two guys.
One, there's kind of like the muscle and then there's like the
brains. I feel like, Yeah, well, the
muscle guy was told like, hey, for this movie, you're going to
act like a caveman. Yeah.
Like, he can barely speak. Yeah, but he's just kind of like
a dummy. Yeah.
And what's the other guy? I said the brain.
Oh, I guess brain, they're just weird.
They're very strange. But.
They're kind of fun, like they're tough guys, but they're
not tough at the same time. They're kind of like dorky.
Yeah, and the mean guy, Mitch owes the money or something.
That's like the theme. Of well, that's why I brought it
up. This casino owner or foreman
owes money to these guys. But then you see these guys in
the casino all the time and later we see him talking to
Scott when he's making money, like they didn't like how much
money he was making at the table.
And I'm like, wait, I think they work at the casino too.
That's interesting was why else would they care?
That is true because they do get mad that the leprechaun's making
money and that doesn't make sense.
The future. Leprechaun.
We'll talk about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So that's why I was like, who are these people?
This. Is this movie?
It's like none of it makes sense.
All right, well, let's go over to Scott, because he's now in
the casino, and he's about to make a very bad decision.
Oh, God, this is great. He pulls out an envelope from
his parents. And written on that envelope is
Scott. This should cover your tuition
and housing. Good luck, son, mom and dad.
So I'm like, cool. Like, OK, so that's obviously
the tuition money. We all see where this is going,
right? He opens the envelope.
All right. And this again, this is the 90s.
And I'm like, OK, he might have, like, $4000 maybe, right.
That would be, like, a nice gift for parents to send your kid to
college. Again, 90s, right?
Yeah. He opens this thing up and his
parents gave him 23 grand. I mean, yes, that's a lot of
money, but also he's out of state, out of state tuition and
he's going to California, but 23 grand that they just give him an
envelope like a check. Yeah, that's 23 grand is a lot
of money. Yeah, just to give him and say
hey, go like go cash this at any time.
Well, dude, as soon as I thought I'm like this rich mother
effort, like he's going to blow his money, I got actually I got
angry immediately. So I'm like, only some stupid
rich kid is going to go blow it all in a casino.
You know what? That's funny.
I didn't even think about it from that angle.
Yeah, I was. It's like just blowing this
money. I did not like Scott at this
point. He kind of grew on me.
Well, he. Doesn't have a lot of
personality. He's just kind of like a
floater, like, oh, hi, OK, I'll go.
I'll go to the casino. He doesn't casino.
I'll go spend money. He doesn't seem that much of A
brain. Not at all.
It's just like, oh, I have money, I guess I'll just spend
that. And doesn't even like, it's not
like he's even contemplating. It's almost like he's an alien,
like. Oh, what is this place?
Oh, there's they're gambling. Oh, they can put money down and
make money, whatever. That was more of a caveman than.
I gave up on. I was like, I'm over it.
Scott ends up running into Mitch, shows him the check, and
of course Mitch is like, oh, I'll show you exactly where you
can catch this. Again, they're bad.
They're trying to show bad casino people taking his money.
That's what they're trying to do.
So Scott gets his chips, proceeds over to the roulette
table where he runs into Loretta.
So again, she works for the casino because they're all kind
of friends tied together. The problem with Loretta's table
here is that the game is rigged. So as like the roulette ball
spins around, she hits a little button, has a magnet, pulls the
ball to where they're not going to win money.
Yeah. I mean, is it to where they're
not going to win money or is it just to the green?
Thing usually people don't bet on the green.
It's a long shot. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
That's where it pulls the the ball to, right?
Because it seemed like she only used it every once in a.
While yeah, OK. Yeah, so she's an awful person
because, well, I don't know if I want to get into it yet.
Scott's going to keep gambling here, lose a lot of money and
Loretta is just gassing him up all the way.
Through Yeah. So Scott immediately loses all
this money and Loretta's like telling him.
Well, this idiot doesn't know how to gamble.
Why? He doesn't seem like he even
knows what's going on. I think he, like, seriously took
his chips over and just randomly put them on in, like, roulette
numbers. Yeah, I mean, roulette's like a
terrible game to play, too, but it's like, I don't know what
he's thinking. I don't think he is.
So he loses all his money, and Loretta's like, OK, like after a
streak like that, you'll win for sure.
So Scott's like, well, I have no money, what am I to do?
And then he's like, oh, I do have this watch for my grandpa.
I'll just like pawn that off. Yeah, and she's like, I know of
a perfect place. Go across the street and we can
see where this is going. The pawn shop we were just at
with the Leprechaun. I like to think his watch was
like that watch in Pulp Fiction. Do you remember where Bruce
Willis has the watch from his grandpa, who I think was playing
by Christopher Walken? And he, like, had to keister it
to get it through World War 2? Like, there's all this lore of
this watch and Scott's like, oh, I'll just pawn it.
So yes, the whole thing is Scott's going to go to the pawn
shop. I'm sure you see where that may
go. But.
Also, we now have Belton. That Loretta is awful.
Like, this is a poor kid losing all his money.
He lost actually all of his money, thousands of dollars, and
she's still trying to get more out of him.
Yeah, she's milking him. Yeah.
Anyway, so after for that Mitch runs into those two goons.
They want their money. He owes them money.
That's just the thing. So they'll meet up later back
with Gupta, He's still battling this leprechaun.
Well, he's like kind of battling and they they actually like get
to like a stalemate and are kind of just hanging out.
I. Wish I saw more of Gupta and the
leprechaun just chilling. I thought this was kind of fun.
It was almost like a, hey, man, this isn't working out, Let's
just hang out and talk for a bit.
Yeah, let's just chill together and see what happens.
So, being that things are pretty casual with both of them, the
leprechaun decides to drink some whiskey.
And spit a little rhyme. It was an old man of Madras
whose balls were made of fine brass, so in stormy weather they
both climbed together and sparks flow out of his ass.
I thought this was really funny. I don't understand what I mean.
I don't really understand this. What don't you understand?
What was the point of this rhyme?
Well, his balls turn to brass and sparks flew out of his ass.
I mean, I'd say. It's just a funny thing he
wanted to throw out there. Yeah, I feel like that was one
from the old country that they used to say.
There's something funny you'd say to a friend.
Yeah, that he was just brought over here.
Sure. I like it, so I'm not going to
bash it. Now Gupta's ready to have a
little negotiation. So he tells the leprechaun, I'll
give you the medallion if you give me half that gold.
Final offer. Leprechaun looks over.
He's like, it's a deal. We'll do it.
But then immediately he casts a magic fishing line.
Well, it's like a real line that he uses magic to cast.
Well, Gupta put the medallion down.
Stupid move. And yeah, now the leprechaun
basically grabs that medallion with a fishing line in like the
most complicated way. I feel like he should be able to
just pull it with magic but no I guess because he can't touch it
maybe? Yeah, so he's got to use a
fishing line. Anyway, he throws it to the side
of the room, gets up with his shillelagh, and then we cut to
the magic show. So we're going to do a Cliff
finger. They stretch the scene out with
Gupta and the leprechaun for so long, it's like. 30 minutes, it
may seem like OK, like there's big chunks together.
I had to like reformat this because it was cut between like
the casino and then Gupta in the leprechaun.
Yeah, I don't know why we had a cut between.
Why didn't we just like, have the Gupta scene, finish that off
and then go to the casino? They go back and forth like, 10
times. Yeah.
So for now, we'll go to the magic show.
So Fazio handcuffs Tammy, puts her in a box with like a
curtain, and then he does this little dance.
I did like this little day. It was kind of funny, like he
used his arms a lot as he like chugged over to the other.
Side of the stage like a little roll that he did was I mean it's
corny as ever which made it funny Yeah exactly.
And again this is like a Vegas show so where's to believe
there's a bunch of people watching this even though you
see no one well I swear you could hear people cringing as he
did it yeah yeah, he could hear like a moan like oh God they
make it clear he's not a good magician No.
Well, she or a. Musician, as you like to say.
Yeah, either either, really. So Tammy appears in the other
box, like they pull the curtain back to now, she's teleported.
And it's like cricket. It's like nobody cares.
In fact, there's a couple in the back just hardcore making out.
Well, they kind of screwed it up.
They showed Tammy was supposed to come out and she didn't.
And then they build the back story, like the trap door keeps
getting locked and she. Yeah, I don't know.
They're just screwed up. Right.
All right. I didn't even remember that, but
sure, that's dumb. Meanwhile, Gupta now is getting
choked to death. That's what's happening back
over there. And the leprechauns.
Not really actually pumped. I sorry.
I'm said he's like getting choked to death.
He did get choked to death. Oh, this was really funny.
Yeah, He strangled them with like, I don't even know what, a
wire. I don't know.
Strangled them and the leprechauns like, oh, he like he
got caught up in the moment and he's like, oh, shoot, dude, I
didn't even think about asking where the medallion is.
Well, he actually said it in a rhyme.
Oh, he said. Oh, no.
What was I thinking? It's a terrible.
Rhyme. It's not a it's not a good one.
See, that's what I'm saying. You wanted the whole movie to
rhyme. That's what you're getting.
Yeah, but. You could just work on that for
just a little like maybe 10 minutes and come up with a
little bit better than that. But they didn't have time in
this movie. This was made fast.
And honestly the bad rhymes kind of like make me like a little
bit more too so. Scott ends up showing up at the
pawn shop again. He's pawned off that grandpa's
watch places like completely trashed.
So we think the leprechauns. Been looking around.
Well, I think he just destroyed actually.
Maybe that's what he's doing. I guess he could have been.
I don't even think about it. Who cares, really?
Scott finds Gupta, immediately calls not 911, but the operator.
Oh, I don't know what that is Like, is that a thing you just
call an operator? It may be I like legit.
This may have been a thing. I thought he called 911.
I didn't even. I just assumed.
I don't know. No, he called the operator and
then they like patched him through I guess.
I. Don't care?
OK, That was your big thing. It just bought.
I'm just like, they had to have 911 back then, right?
I have no idea. I would assume so, but I don't
know. Like see dude, I don't.
Do you call an operator like? I've never that, No, I've never
heard of that. But this is like.
Before our time. I mean, I know at one point,
like with old, old phones, you'd have operators and they plug the
stuff in like that. Yeah, I don't care about this
anymore. All right, the funny part about
it is like he doesn't really seem like shocked about finding
him. He kind of like he's just on the
phone, Like, hey, I found a dead person.
Yeah, it's not like Oh my gosh, someones dead.
He's like oh man, I'm glad I'm not this dude.
Oh. Man, I thought I had problems.
What I thought here is he must have taken his acting lessons
from old Bridget in the last one.
You remember Bridget? Yeah, I'm doing the shorts still
on. It cut these two together, it'll
be great. Oh God, I love when you just
make things up for me. Come on, Bridget and Scott
acting together name. 'S Scott.
This is a surprise. Listen, I'm in a pawn shop
across the street from the Lucky Shamrock Casino, and I found a
dead person. Why are you doing this?
Oh no. How can you say that, Darren?
Well, when he puts down the phone, he starts up that old
leprechaun disk because he doesn't know the rules.
We got to get back to it, right? Well, why did he even know to do
that? Or how?
I don't know, maybe he saw it on the screen.
He might have just pressed a button on there, you know what I
mean? Well.
Did he find the piece of gold by now?
I don't know if he's found it, but it's sitting on the
keyboard, so he's going to, which is just such a weird
thing. It's like the leprechaun's been
looking for this gold. It's just sitting right there.
Yeah, it's just on the keyboard. Yeah.
Now we get a little helpful review about the Leprechaun.
He's. Power.
Noise. He's going.
Devoted. He's just another no.
Scott finds that missing shilling on the keyboard, and
then he like immediately when he picks it up, he goes, I wish I
was back in the casino on a winning streak.
Well, just as he's saying these words, the leprechaun has found
him and is sneaking up, and he's got an axe.
I do like the touch of the leprechaun with an axe.
I would love to see that. Leprechaun kill some people that
axe, and it just does look kind of funny how he's sneaking up.
He kind of hiding it behind his little back, but it's like as
big as him, you know. So he goes to swinging and like
hit Scott over the head with this thing, but Scott teleports
as soon as he like gets near him.
Yep, and now Scott's back at the casino on a heater.
Back with Loretta on the roulette Will and he's on a big
winning streak like he's hitting everything and this is where we
got to get into how this little shilling works because it's not
that he just is on a streak and like puts the money where he
wants to and wins. He has to place the shilling on
to the chips and it will just magically move to where he
should bet. Yeah, that's kind of weird.
It's like, so you have to have the shilling on you to make the
wish continue. See, the thing I would like
immediately went to is like, how do you do that for like a slot
machine? Well, it doesn't make sense.
It should be like, oh, you made a wish.
OK, now you're just going to win a bunch of money.
Now we. Shouldn't even need to involve
the shilling anymore. It's work is done right.
It granted the wish and we can move on.
Yeah, because how do you like, how do you do it on the craps
table? I guess the craps is the same.
Craps will work the same as you put it on the chips.
It would take them there. Wait.
No, that's what I'm saying. It shouldn't work like that at
all. No, I'm just saying like in the
way this movie works with the shilling, like how would you use
it on other gambling methods? They had to do it, Yes, that is
true. They had to do it this way
because Loretta had to see him using the shilling, and so now
she's going to want to get it, you know?
OK, I guess we'll go with that. Now back to the leprechaun.
So he's left the pawn shop and this little guy is on the Strip
and he loves Vegas. He's having a great time and
even says a little rhyme. Oh, I like what you did.
Lovely golden. Palaces completely full of
riches. I'll RIP them off and rub them
blind, those dirty sons of bitches.
Back with Scott of the casino, he's winning.
He's got a ton of money. Well, this attracts some
attention. And then Mitch himself comes
over to the table and he looks at Loretta.
He's like, you better stop. Basically, like threatens to
kill her or something crazy. So she hits her little switch,
but that little switch malfunctions and Scott's still
winning. Yeah, and this is like crazy.
The way he's winning, he's actually taking the chips and
putting him on numbers, like individual numbers, which I
think would get you kicked out of a casino.
They would just assume you're cheating.
I mean, what's huge wins huge. I think I think he wins 100
grand. I don't even know he a ton of
money like. They said 100.
Mitch and ends up shutting down the table and Scott.
Basically it's comped a room for the night.
And well, and Mitch also, you know, you kind of mentioned it
threatens Loretta. So they must have had some scam
going where Loretta is hitting this button and getting some
money for it for like scamming. People in roulette, probably a
little kickback. Yeah, so that's what's going on
in the casino. Back to the leprechaun.
He's running down the strip just, like, laughing it up.
Like seriously having so much fun.
Golden nugget. I like 1.
Of those cities, again, I could have used a lot more of him just
getting into, like, little mischievous situations on the
Strip. He just seems like a dude that
just likes to have a good time. Yeah, but then the Strip is so
debaucherous. Well, Speaking of that, it's
funny because as he's running down, he gets distracted by the
old titty bar. Man, I thought they missed an
opportunity. Well, it's funny because he kind
of looks at it and he like thinks about it, but he knows he
has to stay on track, Which I thought was funny because it's
like, oh, come on, you got. Throw him in there.
Yeah, they they played with us a little bit if he was dancing in
there. Anyways, he ends up finally
making it to the Golden Shamrock, so we're all going to
meet up here in a minute. Well, he ends up making it over
the Golden Shamrock and it gets a little interesting because as
soon as he walks over, a limo pulls up with an Elvis
impersonator. Too much of Leprechaun does his
own Elvis impersonation. Fine suit of clowns, lad.
Well. Thank you.
Thank you very much. Well, thank you.
Thank you very much. Hey, man, you do that pretty
good. See you on the flip side.
I thought this was insane. I'm like, Oh my gosh, he a is
aware of who all of us is and also this is a great
impersonation. Why not right?
That's why don't we just throw that in here.
Sure that's going on outside. Scott ends up running into Tammy
as he's going to his room and he's like, you won't believe
what happened. I went to this pawn shop.
There was like a dead dude there.
I was going to pawn my watch. Now I'm winning everything.
And to me, she doesn't seem as concerned with this story.
It seems, honestly as if he just robbed the pawn shop and killed
a man. You know what?
That's a great point. And she doesn't know him.
Like, they just rode, I don't know, maybe like, 5 minutes
together. Yeah.
And now he's got this crazy story about a dead guy at a pawn
shop that he went to, and now he has a ton of money.
Yeah. I'd be like, yeah, get away from
me. Yeah, but Scott is like the
biggest idiot in the world because he looks over and he's
like, you know what, Tammy? This is all because of you.
I'm going to share all my money with you.
Well, yeah, that is. A crazy move because again, he
doesn't know her. He didn't win like that much
money either. To where you're going to want to
share it all No. And yeah, why would you just
give it to a random person? Yeah, No, I wouldn't even have
mentioned it. In reality, what probably would
have happened is the casino would have figured out he's
under 21 and he would have won nothing.
Yeah, I know. That's probably what really
would have just. Take your money and leave,
Scott. Yeah, so Scott's over with Tammy
the leprechaun finally goes in the casino, where he runs into
Fazio doing some real magic. Like, not good stuff.
Actually, he did turn into magic.
That's a whole nother. Thing, come on, did you save the
punch line? Yeah.
So they had the the manager wanted Fazio to do magic in
front of people to drum up business or something.
So he's out in the front doing this?
Jump until like one person, yeah.
The funny part about it though is the lady who was watching it
when she sees the leprechaun, the disgust she has on her face
for just the look of him. Well, he's a hideous beast, as
we've said. Yeah.
She's like, Oh my gosh. Well, Fazio continues on with
his his magic trick. He's got like this plush Bunny
and he's going to make it disappear.
So he like, I don't know, has it behind a sheet or a hat, who
knows whatever. When the leprechaun does like
his little hand wave, Fazio pulls the sheet back and says
oh, because he's actually holding green shit.
Hello little one, what an interesting costume watch.
This OH. Shit, I mean, this is next level
stuff. The leprechaun pull.
This is leprechaun shit. This is hilarious because I
don't know why he did this. He just made Fazio a whole
leprechaun shit. And the funniest thing is that
Fazio is like, Oh my gosh, and the leprechaun says this rhyme.
Made fresh daily at exactly 9:00.
It comes from my chileni. You can keep it in a crap.
And then you're just like, OK. And Fazio isn't interested at
all in like how it got there. No, it's like just appeared in
his hand. Like that's legit real magic.
It is what it is. So after playing this little
prank on Fazio, the leprechaun goes to the craps table.
Next thing you know he's like sitting on the table.
He's on a heater. He's got like girls around him.
That's where Art, who's one of the goon guys.
Art is one of the guys names. They come over and they try to
strong arm him to leave the table.
Again, I think they must work there.
So yeah, they're like, hey, you're winning too much, get out
of here. Too much.
The leprechaun grabs the goon's arm, pulls it like a slot
machine, and makes him spit out coins.
He looks like a slot machine. Yeah, well, I think he put a
coin in his mouth and then he pulled the arm.
So it's like a slot machine. Yeah, coins just start coming
out of his mouth. Like a ton of them.
Literally just said what I did. No, but you didn't say he put
the thing in his mouth. You could have just said that.
Yeah, but now it makes sense. He put the coin in and then now
you know he won the prize like a slot.
Machine. All right, we'll go.
Then again, please don't say 1/3 time.
And though no one acknowledges, like, oh, my gosh, this guy's
got coins coming out of his mouth.
They don't even talk about it. Again, not a big deal.
Yeah, it doesn't hurt him either.
Like, it's not like the last leprechaun where the guy had
gold in his tummy and died. It wasn't that.
No, he's just having fun just doing rageous stuff.
Spit out coins. Yeah.
Which I like. This is a fun version of
Leprechaun. Laura ends up meeting up with
Fazio and they end up coming up with a big plan to rob poor
little innocent Scott 'cause they want that shelling.
I don't know, I guess they they have a like suspended vision
about it. Loretta thinks that the shilling
actually is what was moving the chips over to win.
I mean, which it kind of was. So yeah, she kind of understood
what was going on. A little bit, a little bit.
Now back to Scott. He's up in his room, he's
brushing his teeth. Fazio sneaks in, steals the gold
coin, then punches Scott in the stomach and throws a smoke bomb.
Poof. He's gone.
I thought that was a fun way for him to exit.
Did we say that they comped Scott A room?
Yeah, OK. After he leaves, the leprechaun
swoops in, like, pretending to be a room service guy.
I like how he does his little disguises when he doesn't need
to. Yeah, he can just walk through.
You're in Vegas. Like, no one's even going to
think anything, honestly, of a little leprechaun walking
around. No.
So he's looking for shilling. Scott tells him.
I don't know. He can't find it because it's
gone now. It was stolen.
So the leprechaun bites his arm too much.
Scott sticks a steak knife in this little guy's head and then
throws him out. A5 story window.
So this. Was really funny.
So first he stuck the knife in his head, blood squirt on Scott
into the cut where he just got bitten.
And so there's like some chemical reaction.
It's one thing. Just a note, right?
Yeah, Another thing. I didn't even see Scott throw
the leprechaun. It's just like all of a sudden
he's just flying out of the window.
Yeah, just. Going for a little like ride?
Which is a funny thing to see him get thrown in a window.
I love it, yeah. And Scott's like brutal man,
just dabbed him in the. Forehead.
Yeah. Cold blooded.
I appreciate it. It was good.
Scott ends up going to the bathroom, cleans up like the
blood on his arm. But when he looks in the mirror,
he starts having a leprechaun transformation take place.
Spoiler alert, he's gonna turn into like a leprechaun.
Well, you have it written a little bit of a vampire
situation. Yes.
I would actually say this turns into a little bit more of a
werewolf situation. What's the difference?
He looks more like a werewolf. Oh, he does look werewolf ish.
He gets, like, hair growing out of the sides.
I guess they're supposed to be his.
Like, what is it? Sideburns.
Yeah, he does get some thick, like, mutton chops, and it's
gonna get weird. This.
And honestly, this is kind of like where it gets fun.
Yeah. So he got bit by the leprechaun.
Apparently that's a thing now. New rules that you turn into
one. Yeah.
Kind of like the blood went into the cut.
Whatever it is. So then I'm like, well, what was
our little leprechaun? A person at one time they got
bit by a leprechaun or the blood ate the blood of the leprechaun
or got the blood in him somehow, don't know.
Yeah, just a thought all. Right, Fazio and Loretta, they
take that little coin and start to test out the powers.
But the problem is it's not really working because that was
Scott's wish. Remember, they haven't made an
like actual wish on the coin. Yeah, they don't know that
there's a wish thing to it. Right, right.
So old Mitch comes over and he takes the coin from Loretta and
now something strange happens here because Loretta has an
accent now. That is my personal property.
I want it back now. One thing I can't stand is a fat
broad with a big mouth who's calling fat fat Mr. Poker.
Did you notice this? Yeah, I think she was trying to
be funny. Oh, is that was that humor the.
Jokes are so bad in this that sometimes I get confused on like
what's going on? I was just like, why did she
slip into an accent? Yeah, she's supposed to.
It's. Like almost like a New Yorker
thing or something. But she's like insulting him.
So I think she's trying to be funny.
Oh, well, it well, it didn't really land.
Now Mitch and Loretta end up like getting a little argument.
They're kind of making fun of each other, calling each other
fat and stuff like that. This whole thing ends with Mitch
kind of saying that he could even get Tammy.
Like kind of like talking himself.
Up and again. You probably have forgotten if
you haven't. Tammy is the main girl
character, just so you know. Loretta, like fires something
back at him to basically make Mitch say, yeah, I wish I could
get her. This is the wish, he said, yeah,
I wish. So basically he's wishing that
Tammy he could get Tammy, which activates.
The coin and then now it's going to get interesting.
It's going to. Be very interesting because next
thing you know, Tammy is horned up for Mitch.
OK, what I found interesting is so obviously we know now Tammy's
going to be into Mitch because the wish.
Why did her personality change? What?
Mitch, which manner? I love you.
Totally changed, in fact, to the point she seems like someone
from, I don't know, the 50s. Well, it's very much like
Brooklyny or Jersey Girlish. I don't.
Know. I don't even know.
No, she totally changes though. And she's Beijing, Mitch.
Hey, Mitchie, let's go up to the room.
And then she also is into like rough stuff.
Yeah, it. Like why is she?
Beating him. I, that was an interesting take.
Yeah. Like she likes to be rough now,
but that's what I it's my confusion with the whole thing.
I'm like, well, hold on. He just wished that.
She'd like him. Why is her personality changing?
She could just like him as her normal.
I think this is just a little touch the leprechaun gold put on
him or her. So anyways, Mitch and her end up
like getting together and he's like hey, let's go up to the
room and again the talking and dialogue here is wild cause
Mitch is like oh boy, I'm ready. I'm gonna start pumping now.
Am I ready? Start.
Pumping now. What does that mean?
We both know what that means. You want to pump now like you're
getting ready. Wait, wait, when did he say that
this? Is on the way to like the
elevator. Or something.
Going to start pumping now. Yeah, okay.
Well. Feel like that may set you up
for failure there, buddy. Yeah.
I don't. Know what?
An early pump. You gotta save on that pump,
man. Yeah, well, Tammy's like I can
get real nasty and Mitch goes you just do it.
I don't. Like I don't even like your.
Race. This is just so uncomfortable at
this point. Like Loretta's watching this,
she realizes kind of what happened that like a wish was
performed. So she she solved the coin.
She knows what's going on. Yeah, so now her goal is to get
that coin back. Yeah, so she's gonna follow them
up to Mitch is like, sweet. Now in the elevator, Tammy
starts slapping Mitch around again.
She likes to be rough. Then Mitch does something weird
because he just starts throwing himself.
Against. The Wall.
Yeah. And you might be like, why did
he do that, Dan? Why did he do that?
I don't know he. Made no sense.
He's like, oh, I'll do it for you.
And it's like, OK, maybe she was too rough for him.
So she he's like, I'll just do it myself and not hurt myself.
I don't. Know sure, we'll go with that,
Mitch and Tammy finally get to the room and Tammy starts doing
a little striptease. Now this was.
Hard 'cause I'm like, oh, dude, you can't have her, like
actually do anything, right? Yeah, He's such a, like, gross
character. Like, don't even touch him.
You don't want to see a touch even.
Well, yeah, she's all in. Control this is like.
Yeah, we we all know what this is.
It's not good. The second Leprechaun movie to
dabble in this area, Yeah. So while this is going on,
Loretta breaks into the room, steals the coin and this,
unfortunately for Mitch, happens to be when Tammy's about to
release the girls. Oh, so OK.
Well, she's going to show her boobs.
Yeah, sorry, I should acknowledge that.
Yeah. But so I guess that is The thing
is once you take the coin then you lose the power.
Sure. I don't think was that like
profound. Well, I'm just.
Trying to think about other situations, I guess maybe that's
understood all right. Sure, we'll just move on.
So yeah, so you could imagine Tammy's shock when she realizes
she's almost naked in front of Mitch.
Yeah, she snaps out of it immediately, like gets pissed
off and Mitch kicks him in the nuts.
And then he's like, you tease, he fires her on the spot and she
leaves. Yeah, not a good guy.
And also Loretta, it's not like Loretta was trying to help her.
I just want to make it clear she's just greedy and wants it
for herself though she didn't care that Tammy was going to go
do. This.
No, not at all. Yeah, so which is nice 'cause it
makes you really dislike. Her.
Well, remember, Scott, that's our other kids are here.
Yeah, let's go to him. Well, he looks at his arm and
that bite mark is nasty. It doesn't look good at all.
And this is going to play into this next part of the scene
because he opens that room service tray, and there's a lot
of potatoes in there. Darren.
Yeah. And what does Scott do to those
potatoes? He just drives them.
This dude's a fiend for potatoes now, which is funny.
I mean, we can see what's going on.
The guy's turning into a leprechaun.
Yeah, he's already on his way. And again, leprechauns love
potatoes. So Scott's going to eat those,
although I've never seen the actual leprechaun eat a potato.
I've never seen him eat anything other than people.
Or even talk about a potato. Yeah, so whatever.
But this is going to be very interesting.
I was so shocked when this happened.
I did not realize he turns into a leprechaun.
Back with Mitch, he's in his room when the leprechaun sneaks
in and turns on his TV for him. Yes, we know Mitch is still all
pumped up from the session that was supposed to happen.
There's so much pumping. And the leprechaun is going to
play into this or, I guess, really take advantage of the
situation he is because he flips on that TV.
And what's on that TV? It's like a naked chick.
Yeah, a topless chick. The leprechaun's weird.
Can I just say that? Like, what the F is he doing?
Why is he messing with this guy like this?
I don't even know this is. Bizarre.
What happens by the? Way it is, but we're gonna have
to pause that because that's how this movie goes 'cause.
We're gonna the cuts, dude. I hate the cuts.
'Cause I tried to clean most of these up, but there's so many,
sometimes I don't. So now we're gonna go with
Scott. And I gotta be honest, this is
where this offensive Irish impression just I think goes a
little overboard because he goes down to the buffet, orders a
baked potato, broiled potato, French fries, potato skin,
potato salad and six potato pancakes.
If they haven't made it clear enough, the guys are loving
potatoes right now. I think.
I think that pretty much clears it up.
But during this offensive scene, Scott may have delivered the
best rhyme of the movie. There once was a lady of Tot
whose taste group perverted in rotten.
She cared not for steaks or for pastries and cakes, but lived
upon penis O gratin. Do you understand what this
means? Well, it sounds like a woman
loved penis. O gratin.
What is that? Well, I think O gratin, that's
like those, like, thin sliced potato dish, right?
Yeah. I mean, do you know what?
A penis. Is it was just such a bizarre
thing for him to rhyme about. It's just we want to tell a
story about a woman. But that's the funniest thing
now is this dude will just go into rhymes.
He'll go normal Scott and then he'll go into to Leprechaun
Scott. Yeah.
And there a lot of the rhymes. I mean, that was the best.
There's a lot of God awful ones. Oh, of course.
But it is so good in the best way.
The worst way it's so. Good in the worst way or so bad
in the best way, either way, you know.
Sure, I'll go with that. Back with Mitch, this guys about
ready to stick his in the TV because that topless chick is
like, it's like tailored for him.
She's like speaking to him, right?
Yeah, well, he's getting closer and closer.
TV. And when the girl actually
reaches out of the TV and climbs into his room, maybe an early
version of like the ring, you know?
Yeah, except not like a little white girl.
That's scary. Yeah, but it's clearly not the
ring, Daniel. We can move on.
OK. Yeah.
So she's coming out of the TV and he is just going with it
like she climbs on top of him. What would you do with this
situation? Can we say like this Took
inspiration from the ring? No, we can.
Just Drop the Ring took inspiration from this.
Like the dude they had the girl come out of the TV that's how
many times have you seen that? Well, I don't know.
Poltergeist had TV things. Too.
There's a lot. Yeah, we can.
Can we move past the ring? OK, so go back to your
hypothetical. What would you do in this
situation, assuming you're a single man in a hotel room and a
hot chick comes out of the TV? I mean, honestly, I would
probably leave the room because it'd be terrifying.
Yeah, like what? What do you think's happening
here? Yeah, because it's not a real
girl. What are you going to have?
Like, yeah, whatever. Yeah, we don't need to go.
And what you're going to have, well, Mitch doesn't leave the
room. Instead he drops one of the most
disgusting pick up lines I've ever heard.
What'd he say? He asked her if she wants his
heat seeking moisture missile. Oh my God, moisture missile.
Moisture that is so disgusting. I agree.
Who is into that line? Nobody except for this fake
person, the. Writer, I guess is weird.
We're going to cut away from that scene and go to Loretta
because she runs into Scott when Scott asked her about Tammy, and
Loretta's like, Oh yeah, she's getting drilled by Mitch right
now. So Scott's like, all right, I
got to go up there and like into this whole thing.
Takes off running to the room, but then he runs right into
Tammy. So didn't go far.
Tammy tells him like, oh, Mitch tried to do all these things to
me, then he fired me. And Scott ain't going to let
this slide. Yeah, Scott's got some balls on
him. He's going to go up and talk to
Mitch. It's like, why are you even
inserting yourself into the situation again?
You don't know her. Again, take your money and
leave. Yeah, like just get out of here.
This isn't a good situation to be in.
No, but they do go together. They jump in the elevator and we
cut back to Mitch because now he's got this chick that's all
over. Him right again, she's topless.
They are like kind of, I don't know, heavy petting, we'll say.
But then like, the TV's on and there's some interesting things
that start happening. I got to be honest, I love the
ads that came on the TV because the leprechaun has placed
himself into these ads and why he's doing this, I don't know.
I just think he likes to have some.
I think he likes to take what you want and put a fun twist on
it that's not so fun for you. Well, he plays a pastor praise.
The Lord especially you, Mitch, you're a prime offender.
And then he goes into a psychic reading.
So he keeps. Saying these things on TV and
Mitch is kind of picking up on it like, oh, I think that
thing's talking to me. And then the girl's like, no,
no, it's not you. And it keeps kind of going back
and forth like that, right? So Mitch is like, there's
something weird going on. Obviously not just that ATV
chick came out. Now Mitch.
Gets a little distracted by what was playing on the TV.
He looks over to that hot chick who was on top of him.
Remember her? Yeah, it's hard to forget.
Well, she's no longer a hot chick, because now she's a robot
with tits. I OK, first of all, there's so
many questions here, like why a robot?
And then the second question, why does it still have boobs on
it? Those are great, great
questions. Yeah, I don't know.
I just thought it's just the funniest stupid thing, which it
kind of works in that way. Yeah, I kind of like the touch,
yeah. 'Cause it's like, oh, here, it
wasn't totally fake, man. We gave you boobs at least.
Well, this robot chick decides to just electrocute him.
Image is dead. You'll.
Get what's you when I electrocute?
You. Yeah.
I got to say, man, they really missed on this death.
You could have done this way better.
Like what? Like.
Maybe some sort of insertion type death?
Oh. Or, sorry, was that too much?
Was. That too much?
That sounds weird. Well yeah, I'm just saying like
all the robot did is just kill him.
It didn't really have anything to do with him like hooking up
at all. Well, I mean, it did.
She was on top of him. She just like, I mean, what are
you trying to watch here? It's not you don't have to even
show anyone penetration. You don't have to show it.
I'm just saying like it could have been more fun.
I do have to be honest. If he stuck his pin and it was
like an electrical outlet, that would have been funny, yeah.
See, thank you. That's obviously you make me
feel like sort of some type of way, but well, yeah, I feel like
they built it up. It's like, oh, this is funny.
This was actually a robot the whole time.
And then it's like, oh, I'm just gonna shock you.
The end. Like what was that?
No, they didn't have a lot of time in the writing.
I think, I think this is like, hey, we got wrapped this movie
quick. We spend it all on Elvis.
All right, so Mitch is dead. Scott and Tammy going to the
room find Mitch's dead body laying there.
Then the leprechaun jumps out and he wants that shilling back.
Well, Scott decides he's just going to hit him with a statue
and they run out. And as soon as they run out, we
have art in the goon that burst into the room.
So it's a quick swap. Yeah, convenient now.
They want their money right now. And the goon is not going to let
the leprechaun leave the room. And he tells them, you know
what, in fact, you should see a dermatologist because your skin
is effed up the. Leprechaun said no.
The guy says that to the. Leprechaun.
The goon says that to the leprechaun I.
Mean. That's pretty funny.
I'm kind of messed up, man. Leprechaun can't help it.
Well, Leprechaun fires back, beauty is in the eye of the
beholder, and then he plucks out the goon's eye with a stick.
Yeah. That's intense.
He's done that before, actually. Oh no, he ripped an eye out and
he got his eye poked, actually. Yeah, first of all, I'm gouging.
Yeah, yeah. So what are we done with that
scene? I think they he kind of just
beat him up and left. Yeah, you didn't mention it.
Yeah. So this one I thought was really
interesting because so. So the that one guy gets his eye
poked out, then the other guy doesn't even seem shocked by it.
He's just like, what are you doing here, you little
leprechaun? And the leprechaun just kind of
beats him up. And they, there's even like some
joke they make at the end, but it's like the guy, the goons
never acted like they were even, like, worried about the
situation. And the leprechaun makes a joke
about killing him. But I'm like, I don't think he
did that. Then he just left.
Yeah. I was just like, whatever.
Yeah, whatever. Yeah, we're over it.
Moving on. He should.
Have been willing to give me me shilling but I've done well by
sending them to hell. Scott and Tammy, remember they
made it out of the room. They end up getting to the
parking lot. The problem is Scott's starting
to transform a little. So they decided, you know what,
we should go to the pawn shop because that's where it all
started. I like that too.
It was so dumb. It's like, let's just go back
there to figure things out. Sure, that'll work.
Meanwhile, Loretta and see how this movie jumps around.
She's got that coin and she wishes to be beautiful with the
body of a stacked 20 year old really emphasizing sexy and
beautiful. Throws down the wish line.
Boom. Cut to Loretta in a miniskirt
and a really haircut. All this back in the day, they I
guess the short haircut was a thing.
I OK, yeah, I feel like now you said that.
Now anybody with a short haircut is going to be angry that I said
that. I mean, but, well, that's on
you. That's, he said.
There's. Good short haircuts.
And then there's ones. I don't.
I don't even think it's even the I guess the haircut plays into
it. I just don't think she turned
into a stacked bombshell. Well, I yeah, I would say
stacked she is not. Yeah, that's the problem is
like, they gave her real saggy boobs.
I don't know if you noticed that.
Like they were really downplaying her character.
They made her look homely I guess but their boobs like were
super low. But now they did not notice as
much as you did apparently. I've noticed but now it's like
she's just has no boobs. They basically put her like gave
her a haircut and put her in a nice outfit.
It's the base of this. Actress's body, which is fine,
but it's not like, stacked or like a bombshell.
Yeah, they needed to do more with that.
Yeah. Well, what they're going to.
Well, let's get to it. Loretta goes to Fazio, and
she's, like, flaunting her new beauty too much.
Fazio immediately steals her coin and wishes he was the
greatest magician. He did it again.
Magician in the world. So this leaves Loretta just
staring at herself in the mirror when the leprechaun shows up and
he poses a question. What didn't you hear?
Bigger is good, but jumbo is dear.
I'll give you boobs that come out to here.
And this is when it gets wild. OK, well, let me explain what
happens. Her boobs start to inflate, Her
lips inflate. Basically she turns in like a
duck face, you know what I mean? Everything's just blown out.
And her butt just starts to like, she can't even get out the
door, it's so big. And then the leprechaun.
Boom, dead. I like the body.
Horror element of that. I just thought it was kind of
funny seeing everything just expand to like to where she blew
up. I mean, that was crazy, right?
Yeah, I also thought it was really funny because I'm like,
dude, there's a point in there where things were absurdly
giant, but I'm like, this is like what people do now, dude,
that's so OK, this gets weirder because I thought the same
thing. Because people that use those
lip injectors cheek, they like morph their face to where it
looks like it looks uncanny. It looks.
Stupid. I mean that's I'm not a fan of
it. No, I don't think you should be
altering yourself. Just be who you are.
Yeah, no people, you look way. Better before that stuff.
People will put that crap in their face and they look just
disfigured almost. You know, now the interesting
thing, dude, Caroline Williams, the actress, she looks like that
now. Oh man, it looks like you got to
look at a picture like it's. It's pretty shocking how
different she looks when she was pretty from the start.
I know it drives me nuts. You know what I can't stand
though too that I've seen in ton is the butt injections.
We went to a flag football game for my kid and there is a mom
walking around. Me and my wife were in the
stands like Oh my God it was like it looked like this girl
like it was just. Ridiculous.
Yeah, just use what you know you were giving.
We don't need to teach them anything.
You guys do what you want. I don't really care.
It looks absolutely ridiculous though all.
Right, let's move on. Scott and Tammy get to the pawn
shop and pull up the leprechaun disk.
We got. I learned the little one last
little thing. If you destroy his gold, you
destroy the leprechaun. So now the last little piece of
lore. So I mean, we're going to, we're
going to have to. Destroy that gold.
Yes, so Tammy ends up finding the emulate what?
Oh, I forgot we didn't mention the leprechaun hit his gold.
Oh yeah, whatever. It's hidden.
We're going to find a hidden in a safe.
Which is just kind of funny because, again, I didn't know
that the rules didn't apply. I'm like, hold on.
I thought he was allergic to the safe.
Well it's if it's cast iron. Maybe this was like a stainless
steel. It sure looked cast.
Iron. Which again, they the rules
don't apply because yeah, in the past one that would have hurt
him. Well, Tammy finds the amulet,
then Scott starts filling the pull of the gold.
He filled me gold. He ends up finding the safe and
he goes into his Irish again, uses magic, opens up the safe,
finds the pot of gold. I loved it because he like
smells it and he his acting and the Irish stuff, it's so corny.
We need to study it. We need to look it with jingles.
And jingles for science, you know, is the study of angles.
Scott, what is happening? It's dude, it's bad.
Yeah. I mean, I'll play some.
I'm sure. Maybe I already played some for
you. I loved it, though, and it's the
more I watch it, the more I like it.
Well, Tammy, he's like, great, we found the gold, let's destroy
it. The only problem is Scott's
teeth are looking real shitty right now.
He's like, he's almost a leprechaun.
Yes. And my thought was like, oh God,
I don't really want the second leprechaun.
Well, I like that they didn't shrink him because I thought
about like, maybe if you shrunk him that'd be cool too.
But then I'm like, you know, I like him being his own version
of the leprechaun. I mean, it's unique, whatever I
it's grown on me a little bit, but whatever.
Speaking of the leprechaun, the real leprechaun shows up and
he's got that axe again. And here's where Scott comes up
with a good idea. He's like, OK, we have all this
gold, I'll grab a piece and I'm going to wish the leprechaun be
sitting to the bottom of the ocean.
Problem is they didn't explain this in the rules but a
leprechauns gold can't do him no harm.
You could just make up rules as you go to make this day work.
Which is I'm pretty sure what they did.
So the leprechaun gets pissed off at this, grabs that axe,
runs at Scott and says. No, I think that was my favorite
line in this movie. It was just a contender.
It's a contender. It was so ridiculous and out of
nowhere, and I loved it. And straight to the point.
Yeah, as he does try to do that, but he just misses which.
Is completely savage and why I like the leprechaun.
That would have been kind of funny if he did though.
They end up distracting the leprechaun with a shilling.
Tammy hit some of the baseball and she casually mentions that
she pitched for the Vegas All Stars.
Oh, OK, I didn't even notice that.
Again, they needed a way to hurt the leprechaun.
Hey, let's just have her throw a ball.
Well, she can't throw a ball. OK, let's just say she pitched
for the Vegas All Stars then. Yeah, no one will ever like,
think about it, dude. We could write this movie.
The leprechaun got away. Oh, he used to be a track star.
Yeah, for the leprechauns of IRA, Ireland.
They end up running back to the Lucky Shamrock, and now Scott's
got those deep sideburns and nearly a full unibrow, so we're
getting like he basically is a leprechaun at this point.
They end up jumping in his car, take off to the hospital.
Scott gets put in isolation. Guys, this is gonna get weirder.
I forgot about the hospital part I.
Love the hospital part. Yeah, so they're on the way to
the hospital. Leprechauns got a hitchhike, so
he's hitchhiking to the hospital.
Just a nice little touch, him trying to hitchhike.
Why? There's a some funny trivia
about that. So in this one he he can't just
morph to places. You know he's you know how he
is. He likes to some.
Well, maybe the gold do they have.
The gold. No, he has all his gold.
He's just missing one piece. Whatever.
Yeah, but he doesn't carry whether they see again, it's
changed. Like now he hides the gold.
Before. He used to always kind of be
with him. Yeah, he can manifest it.
The funny part, when he they were filming this, people were
actually pulling over. Cars would pull over to like
give. Him a ride.
Oh, that's really funny. Well, yeah, that's a little
person looking for a ride. Yeah, they were going to pick
him up and fold. That's his leprechaun outfit.
Yeah. So Scott's in the hospital.
He gets pulled into the OR, and he starts having, like, green
goo coming out of his mouth. Leprechaun shows up, and I got
to say, cutest outfit yet. I loved it.
He's a little nurse. Why did they dress him up as
him? Because it's hilarious.
It is cute. I like it.
So let's move to the stupidest scene in this movie.
And that's where the doctor and Scott, because the doctor's,
like, ready to do all these tests on him.
And he looks at him and he goes. This may be the difference
between living and dying, Scott. Do you have health insurance?
They're. Really trying to hammer a home
that everyone in Vegas, they're all just evil.
Yes, and Scott looks back at this doctor and goes, Do you
take Green Cross? Well, the pro.
So you may think that's stupid, but you have to understand he's
full going full leprechaun now. So it's not Blue Cross now, it's
green cross. That's what the leprechauns.
So stupid. And then Scott starts doing that
Evil Dead Tongue, you know where it starts flopping around and
the doc looks at him and he goes good God for Disclatus.
What's going on? Yeah, I thought he turned into
like a little bit of like. Exorcist style dude possession
going on. It's just this movie's gone off
the rails and it gets stupider. But for now, let's go over to
the morgue where a dude's eating a sandwich.
They always have morgue people eating food.
I guess because it's gross. Yeah, you're right.
What was that in Friday 13? No, it was in Halloween.
Yeah, like 2 or something. Yeah.
Well, the doors open up behind him.
The leprechaun sneaks in. We cut over to Tammy and she
gets a call and intercom because she's in the hospital to report
to the morgue. So the whole reason to get the
leprechaun of the outfit is just so we could sneak in, go make
this call to Tammy and hide in the morgue.
Back with Scott, the doc pulls out a green blood vial from him.
Again. He's flowing with green news.
He's a leprechaun. Well.
You have to understand they're doing all these tests on what is
now a leprechaun. I guess I would put him at like
95% leprechaun so things are good.
Odd. Yeah, because the first Test
that comes back is the old encephalogram, which says F you.
I mean, come on, that made you laugh that.
Did make because it was like what the heck?
Why did? It say.
So dumb. Maybe he pulls his EKG which is
just pictures of a leprechaun. Yeah, things have gone off the
rails. No, it's going to go even
further off the rails because the doctor finds Scott's cash
and him and the nurse decide, you know what?
We are going to run every expensive test and like take all
this guy's money. We're just going to scam the
heck out of him. Why not?
Which is so stupid because they're basically just giving
the money to the hospital. It's not like the doctor is
getting that money. That's a great point.
Wouldn't they just steal his money?
Right. Yeah, that would be the way to
do it. They want the money, Take the
money. Why would you run Tess and just
give it to your boss? They're corpo people, man.
They're. Help with the business.
Strikes again. Yeah, Tammy finally makes it to
the morgue, where she finds the guy who was working the morgue.
He's sitting in his chair, right?
But he's turned around. So she goes over, spins him
around to find like 5 instruments stuck into his
chest, and the leprechaun pops out.
That was cool. That's not really his MO though.
Just. Stabbing a guy, Yeah, it's kind
of weird, yeah. You know, now the more I think
about that's not he never does that, right?
No, not really. I think they're just like, oh,
we don't even know what we're doing now.
Is that the first time we've seen like an off screen kill
with a leprechaun? I can't even think about that.
So for now, we'll go back to Tammy because she gets thrown on
the table and strapped down. Now while she's strapped to that
table, Scott on his table is strapped down, but he uses magic
to cut himself loose. He jumps up, makes out with the
nurse, puts. Gas hawk on the dock who
accidentally, like, falls down, sticks to other nurse with a
syringe. It's like chaos.
Yeah. And it's like what you're seeing
is he turned into, like, the mask almost where he can just
make things happen. He's got, like, a goofy, fun
personality. He's not evil.
He's just a leprechaun man. Yeah, he's just a different
style of leprechaun. Scott collects all his money
when he smells his brother from hell.
Is that what he said? Are you?
He said that back in the morgue, the leprechaun goes to cut off
Tammy's nose, Scott shows up and we have ourselves a rhyme off.
This is the I would call maybe the cringe rhyme off.
Yeah, it's not good. I mean, these are like, I could
do these rhymes just right now. Go ahead, Daniel, you look dumb.
You also have a thumb. That was bad.
Let's go back to the movie.
No, no, no, no. That stays in.
I'm not keeping that in. Yes, you are.
All right. So Scott's with Tammy.
He magics her straps. They fly off.
You're not going through the rhymes.
No. Oh, God.
Well, wait, there was the there was the one where he's like the
leprechaun was going to cut Tammy's nose and he's like,
don't cut her nose or I'll chop off your toes.
Cut. Her nose and I'll hack off your
toes. I don't think we need to even
talk about it to show to show the rice.
I know but they were so dumb. Back off.
Your renegade before I make you eat that blade.
Power to power, yet much to learn.
Taller or shorter, I'll make you burn.
Scott magics off Tammy's straps, then she puts on the amulet in
the leprechaun's face. This sends him riding it off on
a Gurney, flipping them off. Well, I guess, yeah, he was mad
that they did that to him. Yeah, so at this point,
everyone's going to end up meeting back at the casino.
We're all kind of on our way over there.
Tammy kind of figures out, I don't know, she just thinks
about and decides, I know how to fix Scott, I'm going to get a
shilling and wish him back to normal.
I mean, that makes as much sense as any of this does right now.
We've killed off a lot of casino people.
But there's one left, and that's Fazio, and he just so happens to
be doing his grand illusion, the burning beauty.
And I did like it because Fazio has like this different energy
to him now because he's the great magician.
Right, right. He's got that swag.
Yeah. So he puts a woman in the box
again. This is at a big show with a big
audience, Lights up a torch. But before he can burn the
beauty, the leprechaun pops out-of-the-box.
I did like this. The leprechaun has a little bit
of showmanship. Like he comes out, he's got to
do it in the hand motions. Like he's part of the show.
He likes an audience, you know? Yeah, I love it.
So he looks over at Fazio and he's like, give me, me shilling.
He wants his coin, whatever. But Fazio, he's a great music.
Music. I cannot say that word.
It's impossible for me. He's a great magician today,
Judy Magician, and he isn't going to comply.
So what does a leprechaun do? He puts Fazio in the box, pulls
out an electric chainsaw and cuts him in half in front of the
whole audience. OK, so when they're doing this,
I'm kind of thinking like, well, is he really cutting him?
I thought maybe this was going to be like, a fun trick.
No, no, he cuts him in half. You see the blood coming out of
the. Box and then he opens it and
shows the audience, which is like body parts.
Yeah, you've had. Your wish now I'll have mine.
He wanted to show him there. There's no magic here.
I this is my second favorite kill.
That was cool what he did. So Scott and Tammy end up
showing up, tell the audience to leave.
They are all running out anyways.
Yeah. Scott's like.
He's a psychopath. It's like, yeah, he just showed
him. He got a body and a half.
Yeah, the leprechaun just like throws one random dude across
the room and he kind of like disappears for a second.
Audience goes in full panic mode.
People are they show him in the casino.
It's like a riot. They're jumping like onto tables
and into fountains, just like running into stuff.
You're panic. I mean, a guy did just get cut
in half by a leprechaun. That's tough to see.
That is that is Tammy gets the shilling and starts to wish for
Scott, but the leprechaun stops her, rips off her coat and she
drops the coin. But now Scott shows up with the
torch, goes to light up the little guy, but he disappears
like immediately. But he just like, teleports to
another area. Then the leprechaun asked him to
come to the green side, and I swear to you, they're playing
Star Wars music. Come over to the green side,
I'll make you rich. Well, they probably are, because
it's like, come to the dark side.
Right, right. The green.
You get it. Yeah, it's a.
It's a funny little play. He offers Scott his pot of gold.
In his last attempt to kind of save this whole situation too
much, Scott just lights on fire. This causes the leprechaun to
himself get caught on fire and go flying through the room,
ending up, as AI don't know, a pile of skeleton leprechaun
bones. Yeah, and I got to say, this is
like the worst kill I've seen out of any of these movies.
I I can't believe they did the leprechaun like this.
It was just, it was kind of anticlimactic it.
Felt like they just need to end this movie real quick and like,
hey, it was like the goal on fire and just like, throw his
little body on the floor. Yeah, he's dead.
Yeah, that's it. He's gone.
Yeah, and guess what? Scott's just transformed back to
normal. That is the end of the movie.
Well, it's not yet because him and Tammy kiss.
They leave the casino. Tammy reveals that she's got one
shilling left. Scotts like hey, it's your call,
what to wish for. Tammy says I think I have
everything I want and tosses the coin.
But then I'm like, well, hold on, there's still a coin.
So the leprechaun's still alive, right?
Well. It doesn't mean he's alive, but
that's into the movie. Well, I mean.
John, you have to, I think you have to burn up every piece of
gold. Oh, that.
Oh, I see what you're saying. They didn't burn all the gold.
Yeah, didn't you? Why didn't you light that one on
fire too? That's a good point.
He might still be alive. Whatever.
We know he's coming back and this movie doesn't matter.
So yeah. So let's go ahead and jump to
our final rating. You know what my problem is with
these movies and especially now I'm getting a little fatigued
with the leprechaun. Like I love the leprechaun, but
these movies are running in a similar pattern.
Well, they're going to change because we're going to space
next and then the hood. I I know I can't wait, but is it
like we're in space, but he's still just trying to get his
goal? No, I think that I've watched
some of that one. I think he goes on a whole
different level. Do we?
I like it because I'm ready because this one, like I said
earlier, I got really annoyed with and I didn't like it, but
the more I watch it, I actually like it more and more and it's
really funny. That guy turned a Leprechaun is
absolutely, absolutely ridiculous.
In fact, this movie is ridiculous and it definitely is
in these so bad it's kind of good.
All right, so give me your rating.
The acting was horrible. The one thing, though, that I
have a problem with is like, they don't make the leprechauns
scary at all. Like, there's no stakes to this.
Which, like, you just know that the main characters are going to
live and you know that these annoying people are going to die
and it's not scary whatsoever. They definitely leaned hard into
like the comedy side. Yeah.
Which I, I mean, it is what it is.
I, I enjoy it for what? The Leprechaun.
Is what is your rating? Oh.
Man, So yeah, it was alright. I'm going to give this like a
5.6. It was a fun watch, but it is
not good. It's God awful.
In fact. I don't really connect with the
characters hardly at all so. Yeah, this movie's like jumbled,
thrown together cut. Like you cut scene to scene.
Acting's pretty bad, but the characters, they're horrible,
but they're kind of fun to watch, to be honest.
I liked it. And there's some definitely some
hits of lines, like they definitely nailed some rhymes.
There was some. Funny stuff that happened.
I got to say the kills were there's some like fun kills.
I mean, the robot just having boobs was funny.
Yeah. I mean, honestly, this may be
one of the worst movies I've seen, but I did like it.
I'm giving a 6.2. Wow, it is.
The first time like in a while that you've been higher than me,
I usually grade higher. Yeah, I liked I liked them going
to Vegas. It was a horrible movie.
It was rushed, obviously, but it was like a fun watch.
I would have no problem watching again.
I. Don't really want to watch it
again to be honest but I've already watched it like 3 times
so. Let's move on to what we
learned, our survival rules of the Leprechaun 3.
And they're pretty simple. One, don't take the leprechauns
gold. And also, you know what it
really is? It's just don't be greedy.
Yeah. If you're a good person, I think
you'll survive these movies. Yeah, for the most part, not
all, but yeah, it would never negotiate with a leprechaun.
It never works out. Well, don't go to Vegas.
It's just a place. Right now it is, and it's
overpriced. I'm not a fan of Vegas.
It's OK. It depends what you want to do.
If you live there, I'm sorry, you may not be a good person.
I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
There are like cool parts of Vegas.
The Strip is what I'm really talking.
About yeah, I guess, yeah. You know what They have all
those people that hand out those little Flyers and it kind of is.
Dirty. It's gross to me.
But in the casinos, like in the forum area where they're the
shops, I find those cool, but and there's some cool shows and
stuff. I have a good time when I go to
Vegas. All right, we're not getting
paid. Don't be promoting but.
There is a lot of like bombs, but I suppose like you're in out
on the streets. It's yeah, it's gross.
All right, well, if you ever find yourself a Leprechaun of
gold, just burn it. That's probably the best thing
to do. Well, let's move on to the
trivia. At the time of its release,
Leprechaun 3 was the highest selling independent direct to
video film since 1995. Oh, this went straight to film
or to video, huh? Yep, straight to video and it's
the first of the series to do that.
That makes sense. Yes, also what makes sense is
this film was filmed in 14 days. Wow, OK, yeah, that checks out.
This is God awful. Yeah, Warwick Davis said that
this is his favorite out of all the series because he liked the
humor in it, quoted as saying. I think it tapped into the
potential of bringing a comedic element to it all.
That was the quote. Yeah, I which I don't know, I
feel like all of them had that. But you're right, this was or he
is right too. This did have more of that
comedic element. And he liked it, and Warwick
liked it. You should like it.
I like Warwick. So, yeah.
As Scott is entering the casino, Warwick Davis can be seen making
a cameo without his makeup, playing a slot machine.
Well, didn't they bump into him? Maybe they do.
I think they bump into him in this one and he says something.
I didn't even notice that. Yeah, well, I mean, it was like
a little, it looks like. I think it's him.
The production could only afford to shoot one night on location
in Vegas. The scenes of the leprechaun
walking around on the Strip were mostly shot without permits, so
doing some guerrilla filming. Again, it was a great idea.
I wish they could have filmed more there.
Lee Armstrong, who played Tammy, quit acting after this film.
Yeah, that's fair. I get it.
I don't think she was a bad actress, though.
Like she wasn't well, OK, she was all right.
Her and Mitch was a little rough.
Mitch. Well, actually, I said rough
when she, you know, rough and rough.
Yeah, wait, you said Mitch the boss.
Yeah, when she was doing that weird accent thing.
Well, yeah, but I think they. Wait, that's Loretta.
What? No, that Tammy, the main girl.
When? Oh, when she had possessed.
Yes. Yeah.
I mean, but I think that all the acting's kind of bad.
All right, whatever. So apparently one night of
filming where they were just on in Vegas, not allowed to be in
Vegas filming, bystanders would ask if they were shooting a
leprechaun movie and wanted to be in it.
Too much of the director let him be in it, telling him to just
walk past Warwick. Oh, is that it?
That was it. Well, there's more.
Yeah, we already talked about that.
Oh, that's funny. Well, now I want to watch those
scenes and see who's in it. They're just random people.
Dude, how cool would that be to be in a leprechaun movie?
It'd be pretty cool. I wonder why they stopped making
them. Well, I think they went off the
rails. But I mean we, I mean, how many
more could you do, bro? I mean, when you start going to
space in the hood and go back to the hood, have they gone to the
sea leprechaun to the sea Leprechaun in the suburbs and
then go back in time? Well, whatever.
And then just go through different historical events.
Do you want to keep going? No, I think we should.
I think we're about at the end. Speaking of that, special thanks
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And next we're going to Space. Yeah, this should be interest.
I'm excited because I think this should be better.
It'll be something, man. These are tough.
These are wild. Moves.
I like them. They're fun.
All right guys, we'll catch you
on the next one. Until then, going to.
Say though, I think we're going to be in a surprise vote.
I think Ernest Scared Stupid is going to be our Patreon members
only podcast. That is crazy.
I was shocked that it got the votes.
I like that movie. I know I forget.
Sorry, I forgot who recommended that.
I'll shout you out on the next one, but man, I'm excited to
watch it. I'm excited to see if you
actually remember to shout them out on the next one.
We'll see. All right, guys, we appreciate
you. Catch you on the next one.
Bye.