1 00:00:01,080 --> 00:00:12,480 Oh, hello All right, welcome back to Fright Night Flicks here 2 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:14,560 with Dan and Darren. What's up guys? 3 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:17,720 What is up everyone? Do you like spaceships, 4 00:00:17,920 --> 00:00:19,920 Princesses. Lightsabers. 5 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:26,200 Space Marines, human, robot, scorpion, tarantulas, monsters, 6 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:29,160 and state-of-the-art CGI. Well, you're in luck, because 7 00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:35,400 today we're reviewing the 1996 leprechaun #4 in space. 8 00:00:35,560 --> 00:00:37,600 I am a towels and demons from hell. 9 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:41,120 Death and destruction are my game. 10 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:45,680 Agony, this is my name. You laughed. 11 00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:48,320 Well, no, I don't remember the monster. 12 00:00:48,440 --> 00:00:52,360 Well, it says, well I should say I guess alien. 13 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:53,920 I don't even know what you're talking about. 14 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:55,800 What? You don't remember? 15 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:57,600 What are you? Wait, what are you talking 16 00:00:57,600 --> 00:00:59,240 about? Alien. 17 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:01,120 Well, it's not an alien, you idiot. 18 00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:03,760 Well, he's considered an alien. The Leprechaun. 19 00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:06,680 When does he look? Like a he comes out of a. 20 00:01:07,320 --> 00:01:09,920 Oh, yeah, it's OK. You're you're an idiot. 21 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:13,080 OK, Well, no, you leave later. How do you not put that 22 00:01:13,080 --> 00:01:14,880 together? Well, you had it written where 23 00:01:14,880 --> 00:01:17,600 he's not a alien. He comes out of a piece. 24 00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:19,920 It's the same. He said that word far to me, 25 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:20,840 John. I don't believe it all. 26 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:24,440 OK Anyways, yes, so we're talking about the Leprechaun and 27 00:01:24,440 --> 00:01:26,360 he is in space. And if you want to know what 28 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:29,480 it's really about, well, the Leprechaun battles Space Marines 29 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:32,560 while trying to woo a Princess. And actually, I think that for 30 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:35,240 the first time, that is an accurate representation of the 31 00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:36,800 movie. Yeah, that's pretty much what's 32 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:38,680 going on. There's no, it's not that much 33 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:40,480 deeper. I mean, it's a leprechaun in 34 00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:41,800 space. How are you going to make that 35 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:43,760 movie? Well, but not a great writing, 36 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:45,680 I'll tell you that. But if you want to know who 37 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:49,400 directed it, it's Brian Tricard's Smith writers, Mark 38 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:53,200 Jones, Dennis Pratt, actor Warwick Davis is back again. 39 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:56,360 Legend, legend. All respect to Warwick. 40 00:01:56,640 --> 00:02:00,760 To you and yours, Warwick. Shout out Rotten Tomatoes 41 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:05,120 critics give it a 44% audience, a 21 actually surprisingly 42 00:02:05,120 --> 00:02:08,000 higher than I thought. I am flabbergasted. 43 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:10,479 At the fact that the critics gave it a higher score than the 44 00:02:10,479 --> 00:02:13,160 audience. And even like to be close to 45 00:02:13,160 --> 00:02:15,720 A50. I I don't understand. 46 00:02:15,720 --> 00:02:17,400 Well, I don't want to give anything away to our initial 47 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:19,600 impressions because we haven't even discussed this with each 48 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:21,440 other yet. Yeah, I have a feeling he's 49 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:23,000 going negative, though. That's all I'll say. 50 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:26,520 Well, we'll find out. Sometimes I go negative, but it 51 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:28,600 turns into positive. But before we get there, I 52 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:29,800 don't. Understand what that means. 53 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:31,960 You shouldn't. Before we get there, we have 54 00:02:31,960 --> 00:02:35,160 some new members, YouTube we have JM Wallace and Carly 55 00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:39,400 Frazzi, and on Patreon we have Macho 20. 56 00:02:39,480 --> 00:02:41,640 Thank you guys for joining us. Love to have you. 57 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:43,600 Yeah, thank you. 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All right now before we move on, 67 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:10,120 I just wanted to give a shout out to you guys because Apple 68 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:14,040 we're up to 59 reviews and Spotify of 117. 69 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:16,320 Yeah, thank you guys so much. And hey, if you're waiting, go 70 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:17,480 ahead and leave us a review now we. 71 00:03:17,480 --> 00:03:20,080 Want we got to get that Apple up to 100 by the end of the year. 72 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:23,880 Apple's a tough one. Spotify is where most of you 73 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:26,320 guys are. Let's be honest, Apple is really 74 00:03:26,320 --> 00:03:28,200 hard to get reviews. I think they just make it more 75 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:29,560 difficult, too. Yeah. 76 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:31,760 And plus, then you honestly have to craft something to say. 77 00:03:31,760 --> 00:03:32,680 Actually, you know what you don't? 78 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:34,640 You can just hit the five stars, Can you? 79 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:36,120 Yeah. But if you want us to read it 80 00:03:36,280 --> 00:03:38,480 and craft something, just how about like, hey, Dan and Darren. 81 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:40,040 Hi. Yeah, This is my review. 82 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:42,240 Or maybe you have a question that you want to tell you, like 83 00:03:42,240 --> 00:03:44,200 Ask us. That would be a great place to 84 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:45,560 put it here. We'll write it for you. 85 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:47,680 This is the best podcast I've ever listened to. 86 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:51,160 Darren is so insightful. Dan is the dumb, lovable idiot 87 00:03:51,160 --> 00:03:51,840 of the. Podcast. 88 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:55,240 I think he got it mixed up, bud. He got it mixed up. 89 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:58,400 All right, let's get into the critic reviews. 90 00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:01,920 What do the people have to say about the leprechaun in space, 91 00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:04,800 starting with Einstats? Sure. 92 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:07,600 Now the evil cackling is in outer space. 93 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:08,960 Why? Why not? 94 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:11,160 The little yappy freak had to go somewhere. 95 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:12,680 He was running out of plots on Earth. 96 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:15,520 This time he's after a wife who will make him a king. 97 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:18,079 It's to be a marriage of convenience. 98 00:04:18,079 --> 00:04:20,839 Three stars. I'd love that he called him a 99 00:04:20,839 --> 00:04:23,560 little yappy. Do you call him a freak? 100 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:25,080 Sure. I'm going to say you call him a 101 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:25,880 freak. That's funny. 102 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:27,640 It's true. We ran out of places for him to 103 00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:29,680 go, so they threw him in space because, hey, why not? 104 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:32,960 Everything's better in space. It is, but I would argue, I 105 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:35,960 mean, I guess we had to go to space to get to the Hood because 106 00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:38,160 the next one we're doing is the Hood and I can't wait because I 107 00:04:38,160 --> 00:04:40,320 think the Hoods are my favorite movies. 108 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:40,960 Well. We'll see. 109 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:43,480 I honestly don't remember it, but I'm think I'm going to love 110 00:04:43,480 --> 00:04:45,120 it. And I will say he actually 111 00:04:45,120 --> 00:04:47,560 didn't have to go into space. But why not? 112 00:04:48,440 --> 00:04:51,760 No, I don't know why not. Next review we have Christopher 113 00:04:51,760 --> 00:04:55,560 Bachelor, best in the series. If you like bad horror movies 114 00:04:55,560 --> 00:04:57,840 then look no further. A perfect example of what a 115 00:04:57,840 --> 00:04:59,600 ridiculous horror movie should be. 116 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:03,320 Famous last words, Ridiculous dance numbers, cliche moments. 117 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:05,480 A goldmine. Grade A material. 118 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:08,120 I don't want to spoil too much, but none. 119 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:09,760 Chuck Who? Four stars. 120 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:14,040 I love the review. I love the energy. 121 00:05:14,040 --> 00:05:16,160 This is a great bad horror movie. 122 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:18,040 I don't even understand what nun. 123 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:19,440 Oh wait, I do know what nun, Chuck. 124 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:21,480 Who means? I know a nun, Chuck, but what's 125 00:05:21,480 --> 00:05:23,200 the hoop? I didn't know if I misspelled 126 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:25,760 that when I wrote it in. Did you know there's Marines in 127 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:28,160 this movie, by the way? Yeah, they're Space Marines. 128 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:31,480 They say that because they mentioned it a million times. 129 00:05:31,640 --> 00:05:34,520 I was like, are you joking? That's all they talk about. 130 00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:37,560 They can't stop talking about being Space Marines or Marines, 131 00:05:37,560 --> 00:05:39,240 whatever that means in this time period. 132 00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:41,920 Who knows? It doesn't mean anything really 133 00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:43,960 good. Next we have Michael Bolt. 134 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,920 Oh, now this freaking leprechaun is in space. 135 00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:50,920 Dude, what a hater. Oh OK, how the crap did he get 136 00:05:50,920 --> 00:05:52,400 there? With no good acting and a 137 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:56,920 surprisingly funny bit involving a light Saber, which is the only 138 00:05:56,920 --> 00:05:59,400 good thing. This one is a total flop of a 139 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:02,840 movie in a floppy franchise. You also get to see some 140 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:06,280 leprechaun grow enormous to check out his huge sausage. 141 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:10,280 What a waste. One star that he's not wrong. 142 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:13,720 No, that definitely happens. Yeah, it's ridiculous, but I 143 00:06:13,760 --> 00:06:16,720 get, you know what I can't. I would say it's ridiculed more. 144 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:20,560 They could play all the words. Yeah, well. 145 00:06:20,560 --> 00:06:22,040 That killed my joke, so let's move on. 146 00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:25,160 All right, let's just get into our initial impressions. 147 00:06:25,160 --> 00:06:27,920 First of all, I'm going to just start off, dude, the CGI, if 148 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:30,440 that's what you want to call it, maybe some of the worst I've 149 00:06:30,440 --> 00:06:32,360 ever seen. I think this might be offensive 150 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:35,600 to the term CGI. But the leprechaun gets big. 151 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:38,240 Hey, I can show you what they did here. 152 00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:39,600 I'm going to do. No, I want to be big. 153 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:41,840 I'll turn you small. Let's shrink. 154 00:06:41,840 --> 00:06:45,080 Dan. Hey, you don't do your voice. 155 00:06:45,080 --> 00:06:47,160 I got you. Hey, we'll now talk like a 156 00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:49,000 little person. Hi. 157 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:51,840 Hello, guys. What's going on? 158 00:06:52,040 --> 00:06:55,800 I'm going to make myself big. I'm going to pick Dan up. 159 00:06:57,040 --> 00:07:02,520 So how are the people, Dan? That's what it was like. 160 00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:05,040 It is as if they just. Stretched Warwick out. 161 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:07,200 Well, I said it. I have a later in here, but 162 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:08,520 we're just going to go to it now. 163 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:12,320 It looked like a PNG file that you just grabbed the corners and 164 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:13,920 stretch. Yeah, yeah, that's it. 165 00:07:13,920 --> 00:07:16,920 It's like all you have to do is right click and do the distort 166 00:07:16,920 --> 00:07:17,920 option. Yeah. 167 00:07:17,920 --> 00:07:20,040 And you can Photoshop you can do this. 168 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:22,760 Yeah, it was. The worst graphics I've probably 169 00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:24,040 ever seen. This thing looks like it was 170 00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:26,520 made in the 80s. Oh dude it is so bad. 171 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:29,480 Like even the spaceships there's like I think they tried to do 172 00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:32,080 like a. Light jump and it just looks 173 00:07:32,440 --> 00:07:34,680 like doesn't make sense. It looks like they just cut 174 00:07:34,680 --> 00:07:36,560 frames. Yes, the graphics were awful. 175 00:07:36,640 --> 00:07:39,000 You know what I did like the spider human guy. 176 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:41,320 I thought OK, because that was like a practical effect. 177 00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:45,800 OK, so yes, there is a Doctor Minhand who turns into. 178 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,280 Well, I'll save that for a little. 179 00:07:48,280 --> 00:07:50,080 Yeah, we don't want to spoil. Anything with this one. 180 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:53,240 But that thing looked crazy. I actually thought that was 181 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:54,600 actually good. Good effects. 182 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:57,760 I agree that it was gross. Like, it kind of like disturbed 183 00:07:57,760 --> 00:07:58,960 me a little, which was good. Yeah. 184 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:01,440 Look, let's let's kind of give a little breakdown here. 185 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:03,920 So wait, let's tell the story. Sometimes I think we talk about 186 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:05,480 it without really telling what it's about. 187 00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:08,640 OK, so. There's a leprechaun. 188 00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:11,080 I mean, we're going to talk all about it, but basically a 189 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:13,160 leprechaun. There's Space Marines that have 190 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:15,120 to go to a planet to kill an alien. 191 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:17,040 The alien is the leprechaun. They don't even call him the 192 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:19,320 leprechaun in this movie. He's known as like the alien. 193 00:08:19,360 --> 00:08:20,680 It doesn't. Seem like they really even knew 194 00:08:20,680 --> 00:08:23,560 what they were doing there. But I don't know what he was 195 00:08:23,560 --> 00:08:24,720 really doing there either. But. 196 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:26,000 We don't have to go too much into it. 197 00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:28,720 Also you have to know is the leprechaun wants to be king so 198 00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:31,280 he tries to take a Princess. The Princess gets captured by 199 00:08:31,280 --> 00:08:34,840 the space marines so now the Princess is on the spaceship 200 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:36,840 with the marines. The leprechaun comes there to 201 00:08:36,840 --> 00:08:39,280 save the Princess or take her, whichever way you want to look 202 00:08:39,280 --> 00:08:40,520 at it. And that's where we're at. 203 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:43,280 We're at, Yeah. There's also a human hybrid 204 00:08:43,280 --> 00:08:48,440 robot who then becomes a. Spider, that's true, yes. 205 00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:50,800 There's also cyborgs. Yeah. 206 00:08:50,800 --> 00:08:52,840 Oh hey, how about when the Princess flashed us? 207 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:55,800 How crazy was that? I have some back story on what 208 00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:57,000 happened there. Oh, OK. 209 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:58,440 I can't wait to see. Yeah, yeah. 210 00:08:58,440 --> 00:09:01,360 Well, when we go over it, we'll talk about it because there is 211 00:09:01,360 --> 00:09:04,160 somewhat of a reason. It's really stupid and I can't 212 00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:05,280 wait to clown on it. Yeah. 213 00:09:05,280 --> 00:09:08,880 So let's just say this. The story is incredibly bad. 214 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:11,040 I mean, there is no plot that we just told you. 215 00:09:11,040 --> 00:09:13,280 They're on a spaceship. The leprechauns going around 216 00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:14,400 killing people. Yeah. 217 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:16,480 Let's talk about the leprechaun real quick. 218 00:09:16,720 --> 00:09:20,280 He doesn't rhyme in this movie. Bro, that's what I had I had 219 00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:23,240 written down no rhyming. I maybe one time Ryan, I think 220 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:25,560 there's one rhyme. I don't even remember what it 221 00:09:25,560 --> 00:09:29,960 was, but it wasn't like he more monologues after I said last 222 00:09:30,120 --> 00:09:32,560 episode, if you remember, I wanted all rhyming. 223 00:09:32,560 --> 00:09:35,120 Well, I got the reverse of that. Horrible. 224 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:37,840 He's totally different. Well, in the beginning, he comes 225 00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:39,720 off very proper. Yes. 226 00:09:39,720 --> 00:09:42,440 I mean, he's trying to woo the Princess, but it's like, this is 227 00:09:42,440 --> 00:09:43,920 not the leprechaun. I remember. 228 00:09:43,920 --> 00:09:45,880 Yeah. He's like an eloquent man or a 229 00:09:45,880 --> 00:09:47,200 man of leisure. I don't know. 230 00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:49,280 He's. I mean, I'll we'll talk about 231 00:09:49,280 --> 00:09:51,080 it. He comes out in a tuxedo, so 232 00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:53,560 take that for what it's. He still kind of acts like 233 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:56,280 himself, but it's not the quite the you got to run. 234 00:09:56,320 --> 00:10:00,120 Also we have like a lot of gun battles with a leprechaun, don't 235 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:02,360 need that. A leprechaun with a lightsaber? 236 00:10:02,640 --> 00:10:05,160 Yeah, that's just awesome. I would have loved more that, to 237 00:10:05,160 --> 00:10:07,800 be honest. The Sergeant Marine at one point 238 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:11,280 becomes a crossdresser or like a drag show host. 239 00:10:11,680 --> 00:10:13,880 Dude, yeah. I don't know what that was. 240 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:15,720 I'm pretty sure we see a Dong, too. 241 00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:18,840 Oh, of him, maybe. OK, well, I didn't look that. 242 00:10:18,840 --> 00:10:20,400 We may have to. Pause and look into this. 243 00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:23,120 We don't have to do that at all. Wow, we're not even watching it. 244 00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:24,960 Did you? Like to me, the thing that drove 245 00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:28,440 me nuts is all these guns that shoot, it's just sound effects. 246 00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:29,920 Like, there's no. Yeah. 247 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:32,240 I feel like you never see them hit anything. 248 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:34,960 Well, no, It's just constant gun battles with no one getting 249 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:35,840 taken out. Yeah. 250 00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:38,040 Yeah. So that's the leprechaun in 251 00:10:38,040 --> 00:10:39,720 space. It is insanity. 252 00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:42,560 Well, do we give an do we give an inkling on if we liked it or 253 00:10:42,560 --> 00:10:43,880 not? I think we kind of have to tell 254 00:10:43,880 --> 00:10:46,080 him. I mean, I think we'll say it's a 255 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:48,440 terrible movie. Wow, he really gave a lot of way 256 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:51,520 there. But it may be good. 257 00:10:52,080 --> 00:10:53,840 I'm just going to say I enjoyed it. 258 00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:57,200 It is God awful though. Yeah, I I had the guys at work 259 00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:58,840 watch this. Not impressed. 260 00:10:58,920 --> 00:11:02,040 Yeah, you see, you have to be a fan of the leprechaun or else 261 00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:04,560 you you kind of have to understand what they did because 262 00:11:04,560 --> 00:11:07,200 they just said, hey, we know what we are and we're just going 263 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:09,320 to do that. Yeah, but I wish they would have 264 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:12,600 kept the essence of the con. The rhyming. 265 00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:14,760 You mean the leprechaun himself? Yeah, I I agree. 266 00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:16,840 He came off a little bit different in this one. 267 00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:17,760 I I. Agree with that. 268 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:19,320 You want to jump into it? Let's go. 269 00:11:19,520 --> 00:11:22,200 All right. Now we begin with the leprechaun 270 00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:24,200 in space. So we start off with a 271 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:26,720 state-of-the-art spaceship. I'm just kidding. 272 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:29,560 It's not really. In fact, you just see some rooms 273 00:11:29,560 --> 00:11:31,040 inside. I don't even know who's really 274 00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:33,080 man. I guess Doctor Minhan runs this 275 00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:34,280 whole ship. This. 276 00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:37,320 You can't look too much into it. This is like a maid for TV 277 00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:38,840 movie. Did this even get a theatrical? 278 00:11:38,840 --> 00:11:40,880 Role, There's no way. There's no way. 279 00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:43,400 I think the last movie they started just going straight to 280 00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:46,280 video. So there's a band of Space 281 00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:49,760 Marines who've been contracted to destroy an alien who has been 282 00:11:49,760 --> 00:11:53,480 disrupt, disrupting the mining operations that you never really 283 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,320 see. No, they just need a reason for 284 00:11:55,320 --> 00:11:57,800 the Marine. Oh my gosh, they no, they just 285 00:11:57,800 --> 00:12:01,800 need a no, they just needed a reason for the Marines to go out 286 00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:03,960 there and get the leprechaun. By the way, he said banned. 287 00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:06,320 They're not actually in a band. It's just a group of people. 288 00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:08,600 Did I say banned? Well, yeah, but it's not wrong. 289 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:11,440 You're just a group of people, like band of brothers, bro. 290 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:13,080 Yeah, I want to make sure not a band. 291 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:15,120 Like they play music. I think they thought we were 292 00:12:15,120 --> 00:12:17,840 talking about a band. This movie is so crazy. 293 00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:20,520 Can you tell me that would not be believable in this world? 294 00:12:20,520 --> 00:12:22,240 It. Was one of the stupider things 295 00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:23,240 you said in a while. I'm just. 296 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:30,240 Doing it for they're not idiots. You're the idiot I've seen this 297 00:12:30,240 --> 00:12:33,280 movie is so stupid. Yes, they could also be a group 298 00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:35,200 of Marines who are in a band as well. 299 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:39,560 Arguably, that may have been when you're not wrong. 300 00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:43,160 I could be part of this movie. Dingle Leprechaun comes out of a 301 00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:45,480 Wiener. Don't give it away. 302 00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:48,600 We already did, but whatever. Anyways, so Doctor Menhand runs 303 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:50,400 the spaceship. He's like in charge of it. 304 00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:52,040 He pilots it. He does all that. 305 00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:55,200 And basically for the first like part of the movie, you just see 306 00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:57,160 his head in the screen. That's all you're seeing. 307 00:12:57,160 --> 00:13:00,560 Now if I had to describe Doctor Menhand, I would say a mix of 308 00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:04,320 Doctor Evil and Hitler. OK, yeah, that's fair. 309 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:06,920 He he seems like he may have alopecia or something like no. 310 00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:09,880 Facial hair, well, I think he's got other problems than that. 311 00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:12,480 Well. Yeah, do we? 312 00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:14,400 Give it away now. We already did. 313 00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:15,920 Yeah. Well, yeah, he's well. 314 00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:17,920 OK, we'll just leave it. They already kind of heard. 315 00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:20,120 We don't need to get into it. We won't tell you too much about 316 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:22,600 him, but you only see his head. So I wonder what where the rest 317 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:23,920 of them is. You know, I forgot. 318 00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:25,320 Dude. There's something I'm really 319 00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:27,840 excited to see if you caught in this movie. 320 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,280 OK? There's a sound effect and I 321 00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:32,560 don't think you caught it. Oh, the doors. 322 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:35,480 OK, you are you kidding me? Did you look it up? 323 00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:38,160 No, I knew. Immediately what that was Well, 324 00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:41,280 let's just say it, I didn't look it up, but these door, the door 325 00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:43,280 sound effects has to be from doom, right? 326 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:49,760 Absolutely, Yeah. Yeah. 327 00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:51,680 And I gotta say, I couldn't love it more. 328 00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:55,240 Super nostalgic for Doom. And when I heard that sound 329 00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:58,160 effect, I knew right away I was like, dude, that is from Doom. 330 00:13:58,160 --> 00:13:59,960 I thought it was so cool. We loved. 331 00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:02,440 That was like my favorite video game, maybe one of my favorite 332 00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:04,040 all times. And we loved that when we were 333 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:05,160 kids. But yeah, as soon as I heard 334 00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:07,280 that, I'm like way, no way did they do that. 335 00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:08,160 Yeah. Is there any? 336 00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:09,400 Story behind that or? No. 337 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:11,480 Well, here's the story. They got the sound effect from 338 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:13,920 Doom and put it in the movie. Hey, enough said. 339 00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:21,400 Love did a good job. We just did a Simo drink. 340 00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:22,560 That's pretty sick. Do you? 341 00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:28,640 Want me to leave that in maybe? If things get a little loose in 342 00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:30,360 this podcast, I'm going to be honest. 343 00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:32,560 We're having a couple of beers during a leprechaun in space. 344 00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:35,320 I mean, I feel like if there's any movie we should, this is it. 345 00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:37,880 I don't I think we should do this movie sober. 346 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:41,000 Yeah and also I just wanted to say that because we just had a 347 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,160 simal drink that we had to throw and check it out. 348 00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:45,240 Well, maybe I already put it in. Well then you just saw it. 349 00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:48,600 So these Space Marines have a commander and this commanders 350 00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:52,040 name is Sergeant Hooker. But everywhere I see him 351 00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:54,720 referenced like in the credits and stuff, they call him 352 00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:56,800 Metalhead. Well, let's just call him 353 00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:57,960 Sergeant. To make it. 354 00:14:57,960 --> 00:14:59,080 Easy. But I don't think they ever 355 00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:00,600 called him Metalhead in the movie. 356 00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:03,080 I never heard Metalhead. Yeah, it's like I heard 357 00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:05,240 Sergeant, though. That's why it's Sergeant Hooker, 358 00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:07,600 Okay. And yeah, by Metalhead, he has a 359 00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:09,680 piece of metal covering half of his head. 360 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:13,440 And guys don't get it. This isn't done very well. 361 00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:16,320 They basically like glued a piece of like aluminum foil on 362 00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:18,960 his head and then stuck play DoH around it. 363 00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:22,240 Is that what they did? No, I see that you the fact that 364 00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:24,520 you would believe it, it looks. Awful. 365 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:28,440 Everything looks awful this whole movie that even the like 366 00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:31,040 the environment you're in it just looks fake. 367 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:33,760 Everything looks fake. You know what you're getting as 368 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:38,120 soon as you start like there's and you guys know from hearing 369 00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:40,680 it from us like it doesn't get much more than what we're 370 00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:42,440 saying. But it will get fun and 371 00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:43,480 interesting. Yes. 372 00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:46,080 OK, so do you know how he got that metal plate in his head? 373 00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:48,800 Yes, because he saved one of the other Marines. 374 00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:52,080 There was a space shuttle crash and he carried a wounded Marine 375 00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:54,760 for 15 miles. And that Marine was that guy. 376 00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:57,680 They don't say that. Well, he said he they inferred 377 00:15:57,680 --> 00:15:59,720 it. They did because he said like, 378 00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:01,320 oh, yeah, that Marine still alive. 379 00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:03,880 And if you call this being alive, being on the ship, but 380 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:06,480 they didn't say it, but that's what they just did. 381 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:09,880 Possible he was the one who got saved. 382 00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:11,680 Unconfirmed. All right, You know. 383 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:14,400 Now, before the mission kicks off, Doctor Midden Hand 384 00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:17,760 surprises the Marines because he's assigned them a doctor, 385 00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:19,960 Doctor Tina Reeves, to the group. 386 00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:23,480 Now, Tina Reeves, what she call her Tina, she is the biological 387 00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:25,640 officer. Her whole purpose is to take 388 00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:27,440 samples. Darren, did she take any 389 00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:29,600 samples? No, Daniel, she did not, and I 390 00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:31,840 don't even know what she was supposed to take samples of. 391 00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:36,800 It's a great question, I guess, of the Earth, of the space moon. 392 00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:39,320 This thing just throws you right in the middle of this group. 393 00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:42,680 I don't know what's going on. Honestly The funny thing about 394 00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:46,520 her is she is not a doctor but yet does doctors. 395 00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:48,320 That's all she does is doctor stuff. 396 00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:49,880 But why do you say she's not a doctor? 397 00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:51,960 I thought she was a doctor. She's like a biologist, Like a 398 00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:54,760 PhD in biology. Doctor of biology. 399 00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:57,240 Yeah, but you're not like a medical doctor. 400 00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:59,880 Well, she doesn't claim to be. She's a doctor of biology. 401 00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:02,560 When we run into the Princess, she's doing a lot of medical 402 00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:03,640 stuff. Oh. 403 00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:05,680 Interesting. OK, she doesn't do any. 404 00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:07,680 Biology stuff. I think she's a doctor in 405 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:10,160 general, Daniel. Yeah, General Doctor. 406 00:17:10,839 --> 00:17:13,839 Anyways, as they prep for battle, Brooks gets tasked with 407 00:17:13,839 --> 00:17:16,079 watching Reeves. So Brooks is like the Chad 408 00:17:16,079 --> 00:17:18,520 Marine, right? I mean, he's described, yeah, 409 00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:19,520 he's good looking. He's ripped. 410 00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:20,760 His shirt's going to be off later. 411 00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:22,400 Yeah, these two are going to have a little bit of a 412 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:24,160 relationship going on. Yeah, You can tell there's a 413 00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:26,760 little sexual tension, but, well, she's kind of just like a 414 00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:28,440 total bee to him right off the bat. 415 00:17:28,440 --> 00:17:30,280 But then, of course, that's going to kind of mold. 416 00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:32,320 And then there's going to be some love that brews out of 417 00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:32,800 there. Yeah. 418 00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:36,040 Well, his first mission. Is to put the body armor on her 419 00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:38,480 and it seems to be a very difficult one. 420 00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:43,040 I like that the did you have the line that the buddy said see? 421 00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:46,000 The problem my friend is having, he's never had to put clothes on 422 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:49,640 a woman as you were sticks, which is the implication. 423 00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:50,960 He's only used to taking clothes off. 424 00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:53,560 But I'm like, who puts clothes on girls? 425 00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:55,040 Who would even do that, you know? 426 00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:57,280 That that is weird. It's a stupid line. 427 00:17:57,480 --> 00:18:00,080 It is a stupid line, yeah. But anyways, I don't care. 428 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:01,520 He it takes him forever to put this on. 429 00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:03,400 He's basically groping her while he's doing. 430 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:04,960 It, well, it's. Also in a spaceship that's 431 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:05,880 moving. So it's. 432 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:07,760 Is it though? Let's be real, Nothing. 433 00:18:07,760 --> 00:18:10,400 Come on, is there even crowd? There's no gravity issues or 434 00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:11,840 anything. Well, in the world, we're 435 00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:13,960 supposed to assume it's moving. All right, first let's talk 436 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:17,320 about this body armor, because I don't think there's any armor in 437 00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:18,960 this thing. Of course not. 438 00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:22,120 This is a vest, Yes. Also body armor isn't it's 439 00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:24,120 supposed to cover like vital organs? 440 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:27,520 I think so, yes. I believe exposes your chest. 441 00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:30,400 That's all it does. It's like a huge V cut. 442 00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:33,440 You know, it's AV cut. It just opened like there's 443 00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:34,720 nothing to. It's a vest. 444 00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:38,360 It's a stylish armor. Anyways, that's them. 445 00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:39,520 They're getting ready for battle. 446 00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:43,280 We cut over to the leprechaun den and he's in The Cave on this 447 00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:45,120 distant planet that they're travelling to. 448 00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:47,680 Now this is where we see the leprechauns a little different, 449 00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:51,480 because when he first shows up, he's wearing a tuxedo and 450 00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:53,800 smoking cigarette, but not like smoking it. 451 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,480 He's got it on one of those sticks. 452 00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:57,360 I don't know. It's supposed to be like maybe a 453 00:18:57,360 --> 00:18:59,840 luxurious thing. It looks very fancy. 454 00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:02,080 He looks very refined. He's quite the gentleman now. 455 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:08,480 Shriek, spide dear, provide a perfect accompaniment to this 456 00:19:08,520 --> 00:19:11,640 romantic evening. Yes, which I I like the switch 457 00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:12,520 up. It's fun. 458 00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:14,040 I'm like, OK, here we're doing this. 459 00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:16,040 Let's go. Yeah, but I need more rhyming. 460 00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:18,280 But that's my own thing. No, it's not your own thing. 461 00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:20,440 I'm don't act like that's just you. 462 00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:23,080 I totally agree. Well, you just seem to like what 463 00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:25,280 he was doing. I like that they have him 464 00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:27,920 proper, but I would love it. Doesn't make any sense. 465 00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:31,280 He's on a space planet, but now he's like a proper leprechaun. 466 00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:32,800 Oh my God, Daniel, he's in space. 467 00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:36,040 Does that make sense? Yeah, that's where he lives. 468 00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:39,720 No, it doesn't make sense just sitting on a planet by himself 469 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:40,680 in a cave. He's now an. 470 00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:43,720 Alien leprechaun. Well, he isn't alone because 471 00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:46,880 he's trapped the space Princess named Zarina. 472 00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:49,280 Now, Zarina's from the planet Dominia. 473 00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:52,120 You'll hear that a few times. And his whole thing is he wants 474 00:19:52,120 --> 00:19:55,680 her to be his bride. So he sits down, They drink some 475 00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:57,520 wine. And of course, it's still so 476 00:19:57,520 --> 00:19:58,760 stupid. They're drinking out of, like, 477 00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:01,520 wine glasses, but they have, like, green fluid in them. 478 00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:04,360 Yeah, it's leprechaun juice. He only drinks green stuff. 479 00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:05,880 Everything's got to be green coated. 480 00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:08,480 Yeah, I did love the part where he was basically telling her 481 00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:11,080 that she's going to be his bride and she just domes him with a 482 00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:12,760 bun. Did you see? 483 00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:14,880 As fun at his head. It's like a roll and she just 484 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:17,600 hits a right in the face. Just great disrespect. 485 00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:19,720 About a. Boy here, Well, the little Oh, 486 00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:20,360 God. Oh no. 487 00:20:20,360 --> 00:20:23,760 Are you going to explain why he like the whole motive for both 488 00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:24,640 sides here? Yeah. 489 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:27,120 Well, he goes on to say that her father was a king. 490 00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:29,200 Apparently he gave all his money to the people. 491 00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:31,640 So her family is somewhat poor. So. 492 00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:34,680 She's in need of money. Yeah, and she wants to be a 493 00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:36,440 queen. She wants the the money. 494 00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:38,720 I mean, she's a gold digger. A space gold digger. 495 00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:40,720 Yeah. And to this leprechaun makes it 496 00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:42,400 very clear that he can make her rich. 497 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:44,840 In fact, he does his little magic and a bunch of, like, 498 00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:48,240 bowls of jewels and gold manifest on this table. 499 00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:49,640 Did you have a problem with this? 500 00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:50,920 No. I thought it was some of the 501 00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:53,280 most looking golden jewels I've ever seen. 502 00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:57,440 Like this stuff looks terrible. Yes, this is like a dollar store 503 00:20:57,440 --> 00:21:01,200 by 100% agree with you, but that is this whole movie. 504 00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:02,720 We have a dollar store movie going on. 505 00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:04,880 You know actually that is true. There's you. 506 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,720 There's more that I didn't like. We'll talk about later. 507 00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:10,240 The thing I don't like about this whole situation is so 508 00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:12,160 that's the trade off. The leprechauns going to give 509 00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:15,360 her gold and in return he's going to be apparently the king 510 00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:17,400 at some point and he wants the power. 511 00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:20,040 That's what he wants. Now, he's not motivated by gold 512 00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:21,960 necessarily. He does love his gold, but now 513 00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:24,200 he wants the power. And I don't, I don't really know 514 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:26,280 why that turn happened, but that's where we're at. 515 00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:28,200 Well, when you go to space, things change. 516 00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:31,200 Maybe what also annoyed me with this a little bit is that he 517 00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:32,360 acts like he's going to give her the gold. 518 00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:34,240 And I believe in this moment he's like, yeah, I'll give you 519 00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:37,200 the gold as long as you, you know, give me the kingship or 520 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:39,080 whatever. But then later he like flips on 521 00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:41,440 it where he's like, oh, wait, I didn't even think about it. 522 00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:42,600 I don't want to give my gold away. 523 00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:44,280 It's like, which one is a LEP, you know? 524 00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:47,880 Well, yes, he does totally go back because he starts thinking 525 00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:50,520 about it and when he thinks that he has to give up his gold, he 526 00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:52,880 can't live with that. So he comes up with a whole plan 527 00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:54,120 and we'll get to it when we get there. 528 00:21:54,120 --> 00:21:55,960 But it's so stupid. It's like, dude, our leprechaun 529 00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:57,640 does not part with his gold ever. 530 00:21:57,680 --> 00:22:00,520 No, they like from the beginning they should have been like, OK, 531 00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:01,760 here's this thing he's going to fake. 532 00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:03,400 Like he's going to give her the gold, but he's not really going 533 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:04,680 to do it. But that's not the way they made 534 00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:06,840 it seem. So the Princess loves this idea 535 00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:09,400 because she though like her biggest fear is being a calm, 536 00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:11,400 like one of the common folk. Yep. 537 00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:14,400 So the leprechaun then pulls out. 538 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:16,000 I don't do I don't even know what he did here. 539 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:17,880 It seemed like maybe a piece of gold or something. 540 00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:21,000 And he kind of like seems to hypnotize where he's like, gold 541 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,920 is power, gold is power. And from this point on, she's 542 00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:26,160 all in. Yeah, but that's The thing is 543 00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:28,360 like he didn't need to do this because it seemed like she was 544 00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:30,640 in anyways, so that. Kind of was confusing. 545 00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:33,160 Yeah, that's the whole, again, kind of piggybacking what I, 546 00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:35,040 what I said earlier about the confusing part of the 547 00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:36,680 leprechaun. This is also confusing because 548 00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:39,400 it's like he didn't have to hypnotize her because she needs 549 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:41,880 gold. He has gold, she wants the gold. 550 00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:43,240 She was going to do it. Right. 551 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:45,480 And even at the end of this, I think it kind of still plays 552 00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:47,680 that out that way, right? I don't know. 553 00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:50,560 I'm not sure either. All right, so this soldiers land 554 00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:54,080 on the planet and all I can say is it's very purple, like the 555 00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:56,240 sky is purple. It doesn't look great. 556 00:22:56,280 --> 00:23:00,240 Okay, it looks terrible. So the soldiers pull out a 557 00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:03,440 tracking device, which also is it just has a green dot that's 558 00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:04,920 going to show where the alien is. 559 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:08,080 Yeah, fair enough. They tracked the leprechauns 560 00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:11,640 cave and one of the soldiers whose name is lucky just decides 561 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:14,760 to like Yolo this cave just goes in by himself. 562 00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:16,480 Well, he's got to be the scout I guess. 563 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:19,200 Sure. So he goes in, runs into a 564 00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:22,120 random alien type creature. I don't even know else to 565 00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:23,880 describe it. It's like a little mouth with 566 00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:27,640 teeth. It was a blue smush dog monster. 567 00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:30,360 I don't know what it was because I'm like, oh, this is 568 00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:32,160 interesting. So the leprechaun has some of 569 00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:35,280 these guard dogs or something? Sure, it's the only one you see. 570 00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:36,840 Yeah, and it gets blasted away and we. 571 00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:39,360 Never see it again. The whole purpose of this is 572 00:23:39,360 --> 00:23:42,440 that when he shoots this thing, he gives away his position to 573 00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:44,400 the leprechaun. So the Space Marines here, the 574 00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:47,040 shot, they run in The Cave. The Sergeant comes in and he 575 00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:49,800 decides, you know what? Let's just send Lucky down this 576 00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:51,840 random cave. We're going to all go this way. 577 00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:54,400 So yet again, this guy is just going solo. 578 00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:55,840 I'm sure this is going to workout well for. 579 00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:59,960 Yeah, so he goes into this cave, and this new cave he goes in is 580 00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:02,440 just lined with gold, gold everywhere. 581 00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:05,600 And there just so happens to be a table with gold and jewels. 582 00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:08,400 So Lucky runs over. And decides I'm going to just 583 00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:09,880 fill up my helmet with all of this. 584 00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:11,520 Kind of forgets about the mission entirely. 585 00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:13,320 Yeah. Hey, when you're hunting a space 586 00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:15,000 monster, don't fall for the bait. 587 00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:16,680 Come on. No, come on. 588 00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:20,560 So at the same time as lucky as cramming all this stuff into his 589 00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:23,200 helmet, the leprechaun is sneaking up behind him. 590 00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:25,640 And I would say you're not going to believe this, but I'm pretty 591 00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:29,640 sure you will at this point. He pulls out a small green light 592 00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:37,600 Saber. I got to say I absolutely loved 593 00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:39,680 this. I can't believe they gave him a 594 00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:42,080 lightsaber. You know, the only problem I had 595 00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:45,320 is they didn't show anything. Well, yeah, I wanted to see some 596 00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:46,960 moves like Yoda, you know what I'm saying? 597 00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:49,160 When he got his lightsaber, he's flipping around. 598 00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:51,320 Yeah, I wanted to see him have those abilities. 599 00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:53,640 Unfortunately, we literally don't see the kill at all. 600 00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:56,640 No, usually he just slashes Lucky and he falls to his knees. 601 00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:58,800 And he's like. And that's the end of the 602 00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:00,080 lightsaber, right? That's it. 603 00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:02,040 I would have loved to see him like throw a lightsaber through 604 00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:04,360 someone then retract it back into his hand, you know? 605 00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:06,840 I would as well. That's not this movie. 606 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:08,720 Maybe have him act like it's a penis and. 607 00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:13,600 Run around you. Know that would have fit with 608 00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:14,800 this movie. It would have been great. 609 00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:16,280 Just great ideas for the next one. 610 00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:18,680 Dude LEP in space too. It's an. 611 00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:21,920 Option, I guess. Well, the leprechaun drops the 612 00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:24,200 Saber and instead picks up a pistol. 613 00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:27,200 And guys, now we got us a gunfight, so he's sneaking 614 00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:29,640 around The Cave. Like taking cover, Marines, like 615 00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:32,040 swarming. They're all firing at him. 616 00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:33,920 And to be honest, the leprechaun's kind of holding his 617 00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:36,720 own because honestly, these guns, I would argue, don't fire 618 00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:38,480 anything. I don't know that anyone even 619 00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:41,360 gets hit at all. And can we just say this movie 620 00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:45,120 is a straight Star Wars RIP off? Yeah, These are laser guns, 621 00:25:45,120 --> 00:25:46,480 guys. This is Star Wars. 622 00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:47,040 It's. Yeah. 623 00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:50,400 They're blasters. Yeah, but they don't hit 624 00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:52,680 anything. No, it's like, it's like the 625 00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:55,720 Disney ride, you know? So the so the leprechaun's 626 00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:57,920 taking cover. Like I said, he's doing OK and 627 00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:01,280 hella marine throws A grenade. Now the problem is Princess 628 00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:03,720 Serena walks like directly over it. 629 00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:06,520 The leprechaun sees his bride is about to get blown up, So what 630 00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:09,680 does he do? Pulls a Medal of Honor move, 631 00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:13,760 runs over, pushes her out of the way, jumps on top of the grenade 632 00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:17,480 shielding her from it. BOOM, explosion leprechaun all 633 00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:26,560 over the place. I mean, I absolutely love that 634 00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:29,000 he did that for. Her a sacrifice, yeah. 635 00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:31,680 I mean I. Don't know what else to say. 636 00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:35,880 He's a hero now. The Princess didn't come out 637 00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:37,840 unscathed because she gets knocked out. 638 00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:40,800 Her hand gets blown off, which leads us to our first bit of 639 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:42,880 comedic relief. Said that like you're like a 640 00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:44,600 British dude. Comedic relief. 641 00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:48,200 Yeah, like a jester. So one of the soldiers goes, 642 00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:50,240 yells to Brooks. He's like, hey, come over here 643 00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:52,400 and give us a hand because they're working on Zarita. 644 00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:55,440 Well, Brooks just happens to be holding the princess's his hand, 645 00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:57,480 so he tosses it over to the soldier. 646 00:26:57,960 --> 00:27:00,480 Poor taste, but kind of funny. I can almost hear, like, the 647 00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:04,560 audience, like, laugh, like, not panned in, but plugged in. 648 00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:08,400 Yeah. Now, before they leave, a 649 00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:12,280 soldier named Kowalski decides to add the final touch. 650 00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:13,000 And. This. 651 00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:15,480 This is a level of disrespect I straight won't tolerate. 652 00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:18,440 So I I don't even know what it was. 653 00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:21,480 A piece of the leprechaun. I think it was his head, no? 654 00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:23,960 No, no, it wasn't his head, because his head watches. 655 00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:26,840 It's like an arm or something. So there's a piece of the 656 00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:30,960 leprechaun that Kowalski stands over and starts pissing on it, 657 00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:34,000 with the Sergeant saying death from above bring water death. 658 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:39,120 From above, let it ring bullshit. 659 00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:46,120 Funny. A horrible, horrible idea just 660 00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:49,280 to disrespect our leprechaun. I can't believe this happened. 661 00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:51,280 The leprechaun's going to get his get back because as 662 00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:55,840 Kowalski's pissing on him, a green light shoots up into his 663 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:58,120 penis. I would love to know the science 664 00:27:58,120 --> 00:28:00,680 of how this works. No, we're not going to go there. 665 00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:04,680 So the marines go back to the ship with their humanoid 666 00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:06,640 Princess Zarina. I don't know why they call her a 667 00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:08,440 humanoid. Yeah, well, whatever. 668 00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:10,560 Who cares? The Yeah, well, she looks like a 669 00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:11,760 human. OK. 670 00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:13,960 Yeah, I'd imagine there's probably some aliens out there 671 00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:15,680 that don't look humanoid. Sure. 672 00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:17,240 So then they wouldn't call him humanoid or? 673 00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:18,040 Whatever. I don't. 674 00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:19,680 Sure. So the main thing though, is we 675 00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:23,160 know that the leprechaun is hidden inside that Kowalski, 676 00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:24,760 which is going to be interesting to know that. 677 00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:27,520 But come on, the green light shone and what do we think 678 00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:29,360 that's going to be? It could be a lot of things. 679 00:28:29,360 --> 00:28:31,720 I have no idea. He does have an idea. 680 00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:33,440 I don't know why you play this game. 681 00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:36,040 All right, so we're back on the ship now. 682 00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:38,080 Tina again, she's turned into a doctor now. 683 00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:40,480 Also like the beginning of this, she was like timid. 684 00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:43,000 Now she's like in charge. Yeah, like I said, she's kind 685 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:46,080 of, like, got that type A personality maybe. 686 00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:48,680 Yeah, she's kind of just on a power trip, kind of running the 687 00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:50,440 show at this point, bossing people around. 688 00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:53,880 Well, she notices that Zarina's from Dominia because there's a 689 00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:54,720 necklace. Whatever. 690 00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:58,400 She recognizes it and she thinks to herself like, hey, if we can 691 00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:02,680 like, save her, we can like, mend some space relationships. 692 00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:06,280 Yeah, so apparently there's been some issues with Dominia and I 693 00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:09,440 don't know, humans in general. So we need to kind of make that 694 00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:10,920 relationship a little bit better. 695 00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:11,360 Yeah. Why? 696 00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:14,440 This biologist cares. I don't know, it's never 697 00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:16,480 referenced to get. It's just a reason not to kill 698 00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:19,320 her. Sure, I think well now we meet 699 00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:22,520 Harold who's another scientist that works for Mitten Hand. 700 00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:25,160 So it's like Mitten Hand, Harold, Tina. 701 00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:27,000 Those are like our scientist ish people. 702 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:31,400 Yeah, we have the Marines and these 2332 and 1/2. 2 1/2 yeah. 703 00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:34,680 Now Harold a little confusing because at first I thought he 704 00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:37,360 was gay and there's not there. I just saying I thought he was 705 00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:40,440 because he flirts with Brooks, but maybe that was sarcastic 706 00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:42,880 because he's going to do something later that makes I 707 00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:44,120 mean, maybe he's by. I don't. 708 00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:46,920 Know, as I said, you know, I think that's a bisexual person. 709 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:48,800 He's an odd person though in jail. 710 00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:50,360 Well. I think odd. 711 00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:53,800 I think he's very odd. He was feeling a sexual deviant, 712 00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:56,240 maybe a predator. Daniel, he was killing a girl 713 00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:57,880 that was asleep. So trying. 714 00:29:57,880 --> 00:29:59,680 Yeah. He comes on to Brooks and then 715 00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:01,800 he's going to do some things you shouldn't do. 716 00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:03,680 So Harold meets up with the Sergeant. 717 00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:05,920 They're like in the, I don't know, the Bay or something. 718 00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:09,520 And they have this gold from the leprechaun, but it's like a huge 719 00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:11,200 chunk of gold. And they got to figure out how 720 00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:13,000 to store this thing. So I. 721 00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:15,560 Mean it wasn't that big of a piece of gold. 722 00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:17,800 You know, it really would actually wasn't. 723 00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:19,080 They could've just thrown it to the side. 724 00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:23,320 But they need to show us this shrinking and growing Bray. 725 00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:26,200 Actually, that's a good point. There's no reason to do this. 726 00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:27,960 Gold was like a it's like a basketball. 727 00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:30,680 Yeah, it was not that big. Yeah. 728 00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:33,400 So Harold has this big laser above the gold, and I got to be 729 00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:36,520 honest, the Sergeant drops one of my favorite lines because 730 00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:39,320 Harold's messing around with his gold block and Hooker says to 731 00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:41,520 him. Hurry up dickhead, get this 732 00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:43,040 stuff secured so I can go get drunk. 733 00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:46,880 And the way he delivers that is so ridiculous, you know? 734 00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:48,800 Which is a terrible line. Is Hooker. 735 00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:51,080 Wait, is Hooker the Sergeant? Yeah, just say Sergeant. 736 00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:53,800 I don't know who. Hooker is I'm the Sergeant, OK, 737 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:57,560 But the way he delivers it is so like, hey, I'm a I'm a space 738 00:30:57,560 --> 00:31:01,040 Marine, you know, it's dude, it's like flat delivery. 739 00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:04,440 It's all terrible acting. And they are really leaning into 740 00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:06,240 the Marine thing hard. Yes. 741 00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:08,120 OK, so let me just explain this laser. 742 00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:09,840 It makes it shrink, it makes it grow. 743 00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:11,600 It's a way to store things. I don't know. 744 00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:13,840 You can see where this may go. You can make something giant, 745 00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:16,000 perhaps? I mean, you were so close to 746 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:20,480 rhyming that, well, it kills me. You said it makes it shrink, it 747 00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:22,840 makes it grow. And then what was the last thing 748 00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:24,720 you said? Didn't you know your wife's a 749 00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:26,480 hoe? I forgot. 750 00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:30,720 All right, back to the Space Marines. 751 00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:32,200 It's time to blow off some steam. 752 00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:34,000 So let's head over to the rec room. 753 00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:36,200 And I have a couple issues here right out the gate. 754 00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:37,840 Ratio. It's going to be ratio. 755 00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:40,040 No, I wasn't, but that is a problem. 756 00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:42,760 There are two girls. Well, it sounds like the worst 757 00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:45,320 ratio. Two to four. 2 girls, 4 guys. 758 00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:47,240 I mean, you could probably add in some more guys. 759 00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:50,240 It might be more like 6 dudes. Yeah, Either way, that wasn't 760 00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:51,840 the thing. There's these 4 Marines and 761 00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:53,640 they're all sitting around the table drinking. 762 00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:55,440 I didn't like the way they sat around the table, though, 763 00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:57,960 because they're all on one side, squished together. 764 00:31:58,160 --> 00:31:59,280 They have to be in the shot, Dan. 765 00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:01,400 Yeah. Because like, it's like when you 766 00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:03,960 go to a restaurant and I'm sorry if this is you guys, but if 767 00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:06,000 you're with your wife or girlfriend and if you guys sit 768 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,400 on the same side of like a booth, it's weird. 769 00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:10,320 It's just going to be honest. It's weird. 770 00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:11,040 Yeah. We. 771 00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:13,760 Actually look at same side sitters and make fun of them 772 00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:15,840 sometimes to each other, not out loud. 773 00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:18,640 It's just like, then you're going to talk and you have to 774 00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:20,840 like turn, Why don't you just sit in front of each other? 775 00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:22,280 It's just not comfortable. Yeah. 776 00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:26,360 So aside from the same same side stuff, which I agree, also the 777 00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:29,160 fact that you have a couple dancing in front of the Group A 778 00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:30,280 little. Awkward. 779 00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:32,040 Yeah. Just two people dancing. 780 00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:34,200 That's weird. But that's not what bothered me 781 00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:36,120 the most. It was the cups. 782 00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:39,360 Because they're plastic, dude. They're like these cheap again. 783 00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:42,560 Dollar store like plastic cups. Yeah, we don't need to hammer 784 00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:43,760 it. This whole movie is that way. 785 00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:47,280 Even the environment they're in, it's got the crappy lights, the 786 00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:48,680 crappy scenery. It's not fun. 787 00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:51,040 It looks like cafeteria. But the cups, bro, it bothered 788 00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:52,120 me. I understand. 789 00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:54,920 All right, well, let's move on. So Kowalski and Dolores, those 790 00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:57,080 are the 2 dancing they take off to hook up. 791 00:32:57,080 --> 00:32:58,760 Which? Prompts the Marines to giving a 792 00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:03,440 toast and this is what he says. Here's the nasty sex and women 793 00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:08,120 who never say no. And my question is, is nasty sex 794 00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:11,280 something you want? I would prefer clean. 795 00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:16,120 I mean, I don't know what it means to have nasty sex. 796 00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:17,600 Yeah. I mean, I mean, I guess you 797 00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:19,960 could take it as like, freaky, just getting wild. 798 00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:21,840 I don't know how wild I really want to get. 799 00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:25,480 I like just. I just like the plain normal 800 00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:26,640 version. Yeah. 801 00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:30,920 There's like 2 positions there. Go to maybe three. 802 00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:33,120 Yeah, maybe you could do whatever. 803 00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:36,400 Just nasty. Almost implies other things that 804 00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:38,720 I don't really want. I'm just wondering, like, when's 805 00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:40,520 the last time these people took showers? 806 00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:44,360 Yeah, that's all I'm saying. But even more than that, I love 807 00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:46,360 because this Marie gives this toast. 808 00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:49,320 But Brooks is like, well, hold on, here's to Lucky. 809 00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:53,680 And, you know, the Marine that died, but there's only, like, 7 810 00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:55,360 of us. One of us is dead. 811 00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:57,960 I totally forgot he died. Well, that's the thing. 812 00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:00,400 I feel like in the movie, it just is glossed over. 813 00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:02,600 Nobody really cares. But they're like, we have to at 814 00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:05,560 least say someone died. So they take a drink, and he has 815 00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:06,680 immediately forgotten. Yeah. 816 00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:08,120 And we move on. Yeah. 817 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:12,920 As life does, so Kowalski and Dolores, they start making out 818 00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:14,679 again. They've like, left this area 819 00:34:14,679 --> 00:34:17,440 when Dolores starts reaching down for Mr. Snake. 820 00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:20,120 Now that's how my he starts calling his thing all kinds. 821 00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:22,679 Things. Well, Mr. Snake in particular, 822 00:34:22,679 --> 00:34:24,280 Yeah. They're like in some hallway 823 00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:26,880 area, Private whatever. We'll see where this goes. 824 00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:28,840 Yeah. To him, it feels like she's just 825 00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:31,560 grabbing a little too hard, manhandling, you know what I 826 00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:33,280 mean? Got that grip on it. 827 00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:34,239 Yeah. She got loosened. 828 00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:38,120 Up a little yeah well Kowalski eventually double S over and it 829 00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:41,120 wasn't Dolores at all so he kind of like backs against the wall 830 00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:44,360 and he's like oh seems to be in a lot of pain Well yeah, I 831 00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:46,320 honestly, it's hard to. Watch, you could just imagine 832 00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:47,920 the pain you would be in. Right. 833 00:34:48,159 --> 00:34:50,120 Well then his crotch starts to bubble out. 834 00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:54,120 Then a giant boner grows. I mean, but not a normal sized 835 00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:55,320 woman. At least not. 836 00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:58,960 For us, maybe for you and congratulations. 837 00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:00,680 I'd say that's not a congratulations, that's a 838 00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:03,400 problem. Well, wouldn't you know it, the 839 00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:06,040 leprechaun explodes out of his Wiener. 840 00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:10,560 Get. That be a lesson to you lad. 841 00:35:11,160 --> 00:35:16,000 Always wear apocalyptic. Wow. 842 00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:19,200 I mean, what, what a what an entrance it was. 843 00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:22,800 And even after he does that, he does this weird flight across 844 00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:24,440 the room. It was odd. 845 00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:28,280 I mean, the craziest way to bring him back into the movie. 846 00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:32,120 So he got blown up, went into the man and hid in his Wiener 847 00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:34,080 and then came out the same way. Yeah. 848 00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:35,560 And that killed him. Like that guy. 849 00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:42,440 'S dead, he's gone, he said. Well, anyways, Dolores is left 850 00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:43,880 there to process this whole thing. 851 00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:46,680 She pulls out a gun when the leprechaun it does. 852 00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:49,560 I got to be honest, a pretty shitty John Wayne impression. 853 00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:55,320 Hold it right there, Pilgrim, I'm not going to hurt you. 854 00:35:55,720 --> 00:35:58,240 This movie's got awful. It's so bad. 855 00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:01,360 I mean, which it's so good in ways, you know, he just came out 856 00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:02,160 of a man. Now he's. 857 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:05,000 Doing John Wayne. Yeah, it is what it is. 858 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:06,640 He ends up shooting the gun out of her hand. 859 00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:10,080 She runs off. The leprechaun now goes into a 860 00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:12,360 monologue. So instead of the rhymes, we get 861 00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:14,920 a lot of these monologues. In this one he basically talks 862 00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:18,000 about how he's small but as a mighty spirit he's eternal. 863 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:21,600 As the Son, he's like 1000 demons from hell and agony is 864 00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:24,400 his name. I am 1000 demons from hell. 865 00:36:25,240 --> 00:36:27,920 Death and destruction are my game. 866 00:36:28,240 --> 00:36:32,960 Agony is my name. And like I said last time, the 867 00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:35,320 whole time he's talking, you're like, OK, well, when's the rhyme 868 00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:36,800 going to hit? Never does. 869 00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:38,840 Never does. It's a little disappointing. 870 00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:40,000 Yeah. I'm like, I don't care about 871 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,600 your stupid story. Yeah, well, whatever. 872 00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:44,120 I mean, I love you Leprechaun, but come on. 873 00:36:44,240 --> 00:36:46,840 So back to the bar. Tina now shows up again. 874 00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:50,000 That's the biologist. And here's where Brooks decides 875 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,160 he's going to make his move. So they kind of go up to the 876 00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:54,280 upper bar. There's an upper bar and a lower 877 00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:56,200 bar. So he starts asking about her 878 00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:58,400 work as a doctor. And we've already talked about 879 00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:00,240 this. I started digging into the whole 880 00:37:00,240 --> 00:37:01,720 like, what kind of doctor is she? 881 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,960 No, I know, I know. I started to she's not a medical 882 00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:08,040 doctor, but she acts like one. We listen, we do not judge. 883 00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:11,800 Yes. So she basically like big Dicks 884 00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:14,600 him here where she kind of just tries to act really smart and 885 00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:17,000 he's really stupid big Dicks him. 886 00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:19,640 Who do you think you are? You never said that before in 887 00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:21,280 your life. Big Dicken. 888 00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:23,960 Yeah, it's not a thing. Big leagues him. 889 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,200 Big league. Like she's big league in him. 890 00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:28,080 Like she's from the big leagues. You know, he's just like a 891 00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:30,240 little AAA player. She's a big leaguer. 892 00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:32,360 Big Dicken. That's not a thing. 893 00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:34,120 You know, have you ever been big Dick? 894 00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:37,520 No, and I never want to be. That's not a. 895 00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:40,200 No one says that. I think people say I feel like 896 00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:42,920 I've said that before. I when a guy like tries to big 897 00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:46,280 Dick him like. I'm telling you, it doesn't 898 00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:49,360 work. It's the stupidest thing. 899 00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:53,240 But no, she does big league him and she acts very smart. 900 00:37:53,240 --> 00:37:55,760 He acts very dumb. But also the acting is so bad 901 00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:58,120 that I'm like, is he really trying to act dumb or is he just 902 00:37:58,120 --> 00:38:01,000 acting badly? No, I don't think he acted dumb 903 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:03,280 at all. I think he actually, I mean, he 904 00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:06,400 seemed a little awkward, but she was just trying to have like, 905 00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:07,760 she's smart. So you're a. 906 00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:09,680 Doctor, right? A biologist. 907 00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:13,480 A doctor of biology. That must mean that. 908 00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:15,840 You're pretty smart then, right? Oh, smart. 909 00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:18,040 'S a relative term relative to what? 910 00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:20,880 Relative to the level of intelligence you're referring 911 00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:22,040 to. I mean, what are the? 912 00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:24,480 Criteria for determining a person's intelligence. 913 00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:27,320 Yeah, she acted very smart, but I feel like he was trying to 914 00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:28,400 keep up with her and he couldn't. 915 00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:30,000 Well, I don't even think he could. 916 00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:31,800 OK, I guess he got a little tongue tied. 917 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:33,200 Yeah. It's not even on him. 918 00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:34,480 She's. Hey, let's be honest. 919 00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:36,800 You're on a spaceship. This is like your one chance 920 00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:38,680 with a woman. It's going to be a little nerve 921 00:38:38,680 --> 00:38:39,280 wracking. Yeah. 922 00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:40,680 And shout out to him. He tried. 923 00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:42,920 And honestly, she's being a little bit tough right now. 924 00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:44,760 She's not very like. No. 925 00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:48,120 So Brooke goes back to the Marines and here's where we get 926 00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:52,080 to watch some of the most God awful dancing I've ever seen. 927 00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:55,560 It is so cringy even to watch. I know they're trying to be 928 00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:57,920 corny and it's supposed to be funny, but man, it's tough, 929 00:38:57,920 --> 00:38:58,800 dude. That's the thing. 930 00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:00,720 They're trying to make it look stupid. 931 00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:06,360 Hey 21st century, they still can't dance. 932 00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:09,400 The problem is they went too stupid at times. 933 00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:13,360 Dude, it you're totally right because it was so bad it made me 934 00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:15,640 angry. Well, that's not a normal 935 00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:16,440 reaction. Well. 936 00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:19,560 Because it's like you guys are being like, it's so stupid 937 00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:23,560 dancing that it's like at least pretend to try to dance and just 938 00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:25,440 make it look bad. I get this whole thing's 939 00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:27,240 unbelievable. Leprechaun just came out of a 940 00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:28,680 Wiener. That's crazy. 941 00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:32,560 But dude, this dancing is worse. No one, no one moves like this. 942 00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:35,200 I mean, it's just is dumb. It's dumb. 943 00:39:35,240 --> 00:39:36,800 All right, let's head over to the steam room. 944 00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:38,880 The leprechaun now chasing Dolores. 945 00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:40,440 Remember that whole thing that happened? 946 00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:42,840 It feels like hours ago, but I guess that was like a minute. 947 00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:44,640 Yeah. Where he came out, Yeah. 948 00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:47,880 Yeah, so he ends up like tripping her. 949 00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:50,600 I think the Shelley makes her return, trips her with that. 950 00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:53,440 She kicks him too much. I would argue he has still nuts 951 00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:55,200 because that's the sound effect that plead don't. 952 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:57,600 Bother tonight, You really don't. 953 00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:02,680 Like. Yeah, fair. 954 00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:05,560 Yeah, she ends up running off. Make sure we're at the Marines 955 00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:07,800 and warns them. So now they know this alien 956 00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:11,000 leprechaun is on the ship. Which is funny because she warns 957 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,120 them, but they they just don't have the urgency. 958 00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:15,120 Like someone was just murdered, right? 959 00:40:15,240 --> 00:40:17,600 Yeah, it doesn't. People dying isn't really a big 960 00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:18,600 deal in this movie. They're. 961 00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:21,080 Marines, they're used to it. There are marines. 962 00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:23,320 Nothing wrong with being a marine though is there? 963 00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:27,560 Sticks baby back with Princess Arena. 964 00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:31,320 So here's where Harold decides he's going to do a full body 965 00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:34,200 inspection, and he seems to really key in on that belly 966 00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:35,640 button. Yeah, so he's alone. 967 00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:38,240 They're in this operating room, separated from everyone. 968 00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:41,600 And that's OK Princess Arena is a bombshell, right? 969 00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:44,360 Yeah, she's very attractive. Do you want to have a like bad 970 00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:47,680 take again from the last movie? How about you get it out and 971 00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:52,280 don't stutter and try again? No, I I admit, last one, I was 972 00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:53,400 wrong. Thank you. 973 00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:56,560 So, old Harold's over here licking belly buttons, and then 974 00:40:56,560 --> 00:40:58,760 he notices. Remember how Zarina's hand got 975 00:40:58,760 --> 00:40:59,800 blown off? Right. 976 00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:01,800 Well, it seems to have grown back. 977 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:05,280 That's so funny 'cause I almost thought they had the ability to 978 00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:07,520 do that. Like, it took me a while to 979 00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:10,840 realize that that's her power. OK, Well, you would think that 980 00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:14,880 because old Tina seemed to think that she could reattach it. 981 00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:16,720 The problem is Tina's not a doctor, so. 982 00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:19,840 Yeah, 'cause I heard that some point she's like, like, yeah, we 983 00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:22,440 can probably reattach it. And then something else was 984 00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:23,840 lost. I don't know whatever, she said. 985 00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:26,680 I just got the impression we're in the future, things can grow 986 00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:27,640 back. Right. 987 00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:30,120 But they, well, they can. She's like a what? 988 00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:31,560 A lizard. Well, they can grow. 989 00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:34,400 Back for her, she's got something in their DNA where, 990 00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:37,840 yeah, like a lizard, the towel will grow back this the hand 991 00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:39,520 will right in other parts, I guess. 992 00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:41,160 So that's something to just note. 993 00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:42,560 Just remember that. I'll come back. 994 00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:45,480 We come back over to the Marines where they have Lisa with them. 995 00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:47,520 She's pretty much going to be with the Marines from now on, 996 00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:49,400 and they're searching for the leprechaun. 997 00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:52,800 And here's where we learn Lisa. She don't really believe in guns 998 00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:55,160 and that's because she's got a black belt in karate. 999 00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,480 Does she really? You didn't really didn't hear 1000 00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:00,640 that, no. Biologist with a black belt in 1001 00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:01,880 karate. Interesting. 1002 00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:03,360 That'll come into play. Yes. 1003 00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:05,880 Let me come back. So stupid. 1004 00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:09,080 So the Sergeant decides, you know what the 1st place we 1005 00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:12,280 should look is, do you know? Well, I've read it the waste 1006 00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:14,920 disposal. Yeah, which is completely sealed 1007 00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:16,840 off. Yeah, it is an interesting 1008 00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:20,200 thing, Like, is this normal, A place that's sealed off that you 1009 00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:23,880 can, you can only go in with a special suit on a spaceship? 1010 00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:26,160 During that would be a level. A suit is what that's. 1011 00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:28,800 Oh yeah, you know about. This I do, yes. 1012 00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:32,400 Hazmat certified hazmat specialist we might say. 1013 00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:37,320 So this place is filled with a flesh eating bacteria and you 1014 00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:40,320 can only go in a hazmat suit. It's completely sealed off with 1015 00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:41,320 an airlock. Why? 1016 00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:43,880 That would be your first choice. It makes no sense. 1017 00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:47,760 Here's a better question. How the how the leprechaun get a 1018 00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:50,640 suit? They have little. 1019 00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:53,680 Suits I got to say I love. I would love to see the little 1020 00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:55,760 suit like in full body, head to toe. 1021 00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:58,160 They don't show it head to toe. I wanted to see head to toe 1022 00:42:58,160 --> 00:42:58,880 suit. We're going to. 1023 00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:01,000 See the leprechaun in a suit. We're also going to see my 1024 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:03,800 favorite death of the movie. Really, this is your favorite? 1025 00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:06,480 I have a different favorite. It's one of my favorites. 1026 00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:08,800 All right, okay, actually I know why. 1027 00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:10,840 Yes. Okay, so here we go. 1028 00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:14,000 So Tina is going to Amanda Airlock, Mooch and Brooks. 1029 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,040 You're like, who's Mooch? It's a Marine that's going to 1030 00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:18,520 die here in a second. They're going to be putting on 1031 00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:22,120 these level A suits and making entry into this flesh eating 1032 00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:25,080 bacteria room, right? I, I think everyone who is 1033 00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:28,040 listening or has seen this knows exactly where this is going. 1034 00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:32,040 So soon after entering we see the leprechaun running around in 1035 00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:36,160 his little hazmat suit. It's very cute and interesting. 1036 00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:38,080 Why? Why would he even be in this 1037 00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:40,320 room, you might wonder? Great question. 1038 00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:41,680 Great. But he's not just in there with 1039 00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:44,120 a hazmat suit. He also has a little blade, 1040 00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:46,440 which is convenient. Sure, but I don't know, I think 1041 00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:48,640 he can just manifest things, so whatever. 1042 00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:50,880 So Mooch is searching around. And they kind of split off him 1043 00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:54,160 in Brooks when we see, like, a little hazmat suit kind of swing 1044 00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:56,000 behind him. It just kind of swings. 1045 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,560 I thought it was actually a rolled behind him, but I figured 1046 00:43:58,560 --> 00:43:59,760 it out later. OK. 1047 00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:01,120 You probably don't know what he was doing. 1048 00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:02,600 No, I have no idea. OK. 1049 00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:04,440 So at this point, Brooks and Mooch decide. 1050 00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:05,640 You know what? There's no one in here. 1051 00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:08,280 Let's head out. Mooch turns around, only to have 1052 00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:10,840 the leprechaun swing from a chain. 1053 00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:12,720 He's he's swinging from a chest down. 1054 00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:16,120 No, it's like a chain that he's swinging on, like a metal chain. 1055 00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:19,200 Why? I don't know, But he swings with 1056 00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:21,080 his little razor. These are in slashes. 1057 00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:23,840 Brooks's suit. Now that is funny now, but we 1058 00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:25,200 also don't know what that's going to do. 1059 00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:27,360 We know these are, there's dangerous chemicals in the air, 1060 00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:29,120 but you're like, OK, this is probably going to cause some 1061 00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:31,080 sort of infection. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1062 00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:33,040 You're probably going to come out and have some, like, waltz 1063 00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:35,440 or something, and then you're going to have to, like, be put 1064 00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:38,240 in the little ICU of the ship. Yeah, We'll send to the dock. 1065 00:44:38,240 --> 00:44:39,520 She'll kind of patch them up. Whatever. 1066 00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:42,760 No big deal. So Brooks grabs Mooch, pulls him 1067 00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:45,400 to the airlock where Tina, like, decontaminates them. 1068 00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:47,920 And as soon as she opens up the door, she looks at Brooks. 1069 00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:49,520 She's like, Brooks, are you all right? 1070 00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:51,840 And Brooks looks at her and he goes, it's Mooch. 1071 00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:56,040 Camera pans over and Mooch is a straight up spirit Halloween 1072 00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:59,640 skeleton are. You all right? 1073 00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:05,600 It's Mooch, dude. I loved it. 1074 00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:09,600 I was like, Oh my God. Dude, like I said, when I'll 1075 00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:12,520 show the guys at work this scene, everyone was laughing 1076 00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:14,440 like, what is what is that 'cause? 1077 00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:17,040 You just, you're thinking he's dead, and then it's just like, 1078 00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:19,800 oh, he's just a skeleton. Like there's no more flesh. 1079 00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:25,560 It's a skeleton which is gone. I loved it. 1080 00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:28,480 I don't know, it was great. I do think that is one of the 1081 00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:30,360 best. It is one of the most idiotic 1082 00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:32,640 deaths I've ever seen and it's. Beautiful. 1083 00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:35,960 I loved it. So now the Marines confront 1084 00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:39,280 Harold and they basically go back to like at the lab, and 1085 00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:41,160 they're demanding to speak with Mitt in hand. 1086 00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:42,640 Who's running this whole operation? 1087 00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:45,440 So at this point I found it a little funny that the leprechaun 1088 00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:46,840 is just kind of running around wild. 1089 00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:49,920 He really only wants to get the Princess, but for some reason 1090 00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:52,000 he's not going straight to her, which I found interesting. 1091 00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:53,800 OK, you could argue maybe he doesn't know where she's at. 1092 00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:55,800 Maybe. Also I find it funny this guy's 1093 00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:58,720 killed two people and they still just don't seem to like. 1094 00:45:58,800 --> 00:45:59,800 Care. Yeah. 1095 00:45:59,960 --> 00:46:02,480 Death doesn't matter to Space Marines, Yeah. 1096 00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:05,480 They're just like, OK, he killed someone in that room, whatever. 1097 00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:07,640 Now we're back to normal. So let's do something about 1098 00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:09,800 this. I'm also not really that afraid 1099 00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:10,240 of. Him. 1100 00:46:10,240 --> 00:46:11,680 Well, that's what I'm saying it's like. 1101 00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:13,120 He's killing people. Yeah. 1102 00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:15,080 They don't seem. They think that they can just 1103 00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:16,240 handle this. Yeah. 1104 00:46:16,240 --> 00:46:19,080 When they've been proven like over and over again, they can't. 1105 00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:21,480 They have that marine attitude. That is true. 1106 00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:27,240 Simplify, we did it together. No stolen Valerie. 1107 00:46:27,240 --> 00:46:31,160 We are not Marine. No, never been in the military. 1108 00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:33,120 They just really respect them though. 1109 00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:35,040 Absolutely. They say all the time in this 1110 00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:36,400 movie though. It's so Cory. 1111 00:46:37,240 --> 00:46:38,800 No, the dilemma we have, we have here. 1112 00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:42,000 So the leprechaun wants the Princess, but Mindorf wants the 1113 00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,800 blood from the Princess, so he doesn't want to give her up. 1114 00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:47,920 So Mindorf now comes out of his hanger, and that's where we 1115 00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:49,760 first hear the doom sounds. Play it. 1116 00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:56,280 Beautiful noise. Love it. 1117 00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:59,960 Couldn't love anything more, no. Other than my children, wife, 1118 00:46:59,960 --> 00:47:03,960 family that love more, I regret saying you know, but I do love 1119 00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:05,520 that sound effect. Absolutely. 1120 00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:09,160 So he comes out of his hanger and this dude is a total Cyborg. 1121 00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:13,480 And I got to be honest, I liked it because his body, well they 1122 00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:18,520 basically screwed on his flesh onto plastic like containers. 1123 00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:21,840 Any of these containers is like the fluid of his body that's 1124 00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:24,520 moving around. It, it was, first of all, it was 1125 00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:26,440 very shocking because you only saw his face. 1126 00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:29,240 You didn't know what he he just thought was a human. 1127 00:47:29,240 --> 00:47:31,200 And I was, I don't know you. I was shocked when he came out 1128 00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:33,000 of a robot. I don't think I was that shocked 1129 00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:34,600 because I'm pretty sure I've seen this before. 1130 00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:36,120 OK, I don't remember ever seeing it. 1131 00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:38,640 And so now we also know why he he wants the blood. 1132 00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:40,680 As soon as he saw that regenerative property of the 1133 00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:42,840 blood, he wants to use that because I think he wants to be a 1134 00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:44,600 full human. Was he a human? 1135 00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:46,720 Well, I was going to talk about later, but I know you don't like 1136 00:47:46,720 --> 00:47:48,440 me to do that, so I'll talk about it now. 1137 00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:51,840 He, he was a human computer, like the first human computer 1138 00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:54,120 hybrid. So he was human at some point he 1139 00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:56,040 was mixed with a computer, right? 1140 00:47:56,080 --> 00:47:58,240 And this has turned him into this monstrosity. 1141 00:47:58,400 --> 00:48:00,760 OK, yeah, so I mean, let's just be clear. 1142 00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:04,680 He is just a maybe a torso with a head. 1143 00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:08,080 Yeah, I think the only real thing of a human is his head. 1144 00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:10,520 Yeah, because even the part of his chest looks like it's like 1145 00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:13,680 part robot, part humans. It's like it's skin draped over. 1146 00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:17,360 Yeah, they they started to skin the robot and then they gave up 1147 00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:19,840 because you could have just skinned the whole thing, skinned 1148 00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:21,680 the robot. I'll put skin over the robot. 1149 00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:23,720 Yeah. Because it's clearly like it's 1150 00:48:23,720 --> 00:48:27,280 cuts here where it's like fake. And his neck is where he's 1151 00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:27,920 pointing. Yes. 1152 00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:28,680 OK. All right. 1153 00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:31,280 So now we move on to do some leprechaun hunting. 1154 00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:32,920 So that's the whole thing with Mindorf. 1155 00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:34,760 They're trying or min hand Mindorf. 1156 00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:37,600 Close enough. Is it min hand or min ham? 1157 00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:41,120 Hand according to IMDb. Because sometimes I feel like 1158 00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:43,440 they say min ham. I think they say many things. 1159 00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:45,760 Yeah, like the Sergeant me called Metalhead. 1160 00:48:45,760 --> 00:48:47,640 I never hear them call him Metalhead. 1161 00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:50,600 OK, We cut over to the leprechaun, who goes into 1162 00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:52,640 another monologue. This is what we talked about 1163 00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:54,160 earlier. He basically wants all the 1164 00:48:54,160 --> 00:48:56,200 power, wants the glory, wants to be a king. 1165 00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:58,400 But then when he figures out he's got to share his gold with 1166 00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:00,040 the queen, he decides, you know what? 1167 00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:03,360 Instead of like sharing it, I'm going to wet her, marry her, and 1168 00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:08,520 then bury her in the same day. Cher, now there's a word that 1169 00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:12,760 lies crooked upon me, leaving me with less than what I want. 1170 00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:18,600 What I want did everything. I wet her, bed her and bury her 1171 00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:22,160 all in the same day. Sick line, but I thought it was 1172 00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:25,240 so corny the way he's like, I'm gonna share me gold. 1173 00:49:25,240 --> 00:49:28,440 Hold on, share me gold. That doesn't sound right to me. 1174 00:49:28,720 --> 00:49:32,520 It's just like, oh God, come on. Guys, I'm mad that they did this 1175 00:49:32,520 --> 00:49:35,440 to our man Warwick. Yeah, it's like the we had the 1176 00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:37,000 leprechaun down. We didn't need to change 1177 00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:39,000 anything. We all love the leprechaun, the 1178 00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:40,640 rhyming doofus. He is right. 1179 00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:43,600 Yeah, let's not change him into this new thing. 1180 00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:45,520 Yeah, I don't need the monologues like this. 1181 00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:47,680 It's kind of weird. Yeah, but he wasn't terrible. 1182 00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:48,560 Don't get me. Wrong. 1183 00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:50,160 No. Warwick himself is great. 1184 00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:52,760 The writing was shit. It was. 1185 00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:56,960 Yeah, it was shit. Back with Men in Hand, him and 1186 00:49:56,960 --> 00:50:00,440 Harold work on an experiment. OK, so they take a drop of Men 1187 00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:02,560 in Hand's blood, mix it with the princess's blood. 1188 00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:03,760 They grow a finger. Boom. 1189 00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:06,680 That's what happens. That's a regenerative power 1190 00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:07,360 science. My. 1191 00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:10,240 Friends. Back with the Sergeant, him and 1192 00:50:10,240 --> 00:50:12,880 Dolores are searching, so they kind of like split off a little 1193 00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:15,520 bit where she decides, you know what, there's something weighing 1194 00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:17,320 on her and she needs to ask him a question. 1195 00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:20,240 She goes, You don't think Kowalski dying was my fault? 1196 00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:22,120 And the sergeant's like, what do you mean? 1197 00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:25,080 Well, Dolores is like, well, I gave him the boner and all, and 1198 00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:28,400 the sergeant's like, Kowalski would have wanted it that way. 1199 00:50:28,520 --> 00:50:31,600 And when it's my time to go, I hope I'm standing tall just like 1200 00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:34,400 he was. A true Shakespeare of our time. 1201 00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:38,560 This writer was they do what? What are we talking about here? 1202 00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:41,800 Well, the weird part is I don't want to go out like that. 1203 00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:45,360 The weird part is she heard that and she she started to like want 1204 00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:48,040 to get down with him. Oh, you can tell. 1205 00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:50,920 There was like little looks back and forth, but nothing happened. 1206 00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:52,880 All right, whatever. Or maybe something did. 1207 00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:54,560 We don't know. I don't know what to make of 1208 00:50:54,560 --> 00:50:56,560 that. So all right, cut over to Brooks 1209 00:50:56,560 --> 00:50:58,840 and Tina. And for some reason now Tina 1210 00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:01,800 totally insisted on finding this leprechaun, even though she 1211 00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:04,240 doesn't use guns but does know karate. 1212 00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:07,080 Oh damn, I was going to say it's because her karate background. 1213 00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:08,960 Not as funny now since you said that. 1214 00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:11,360 Oh sorry, you want me to redo it? 1215 00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:12,720 Well, it wasn't that funny to begin with. 1216 00:51:12,720 --> 00:51:16,680 No, you just move on. Well, the leprechaun shows up. 1217 00:51:16,720 --> 00:51:19,800 He does some magic handcuffs. Brooks now, like handcuffed to a 1218 00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:22,720 shelf, starts shooting flames at him, saying he's going to roast 1219 00:51:22,720 --> 00:51:24,920 them up, He's going to roast their buns. 1220 00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:25,600 If you. Remember. 1221 00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:31,080 Give me back to Princess or I'll BBQ your buns to a crisp. 1222 00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:35,360 I was like, what is going on? He's shooting. 1223 00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:37,360 He's shooting fireballs like Mario. 1224 00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:41,680 Well, Brooks just ends up shooting off the cuff him in 1225 00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:44,000 like the handcuff. Him and Tina jump on like a 1226 00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:46,960 chain and hit a hoist button. They're hoisted out of there, 1227 00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:49,400 they get away. I mean, it was like a fun 1228 00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:51,920 battle, ish. But again, Leprechaun's shooting 1229 00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:53,960 guns now. Yeah, I don't like that. 1230 00:51:54,040 --> 00:51:56,800 There's also selective times where he's going to use his 1231 00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:59,840 abilities and it like doesn't really make sense at all. 1232 00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:02,120 No, like at some point we'll probably talk about it. 1233 00:52:02,120 --> 00:52:04,880 He kills the radar so they can't track him, but it's like they 1234 00:52:04,880 --> 00:52:07,160 have laser guns. You could just do your magic and 1235 00:52:07,160 --> 00:52:09,800 destroy those too. All right, yes, of course we use 1236 00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:11,480 the magic. This movie would be over quick. 1237 00:52:11,480 --> 00:52:14,120 Yeah, you can also argue he likes to play the game, so all 1238 00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:15,920 right. All right, so all the Marines 1239 00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:19,360 end up meeting back up except for Danny and Styx, who are in a 1240 00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:21,080 tunnel. Well, the leprechaun is kind of 1241 00:52:21,080 --> 00:52:22,720 chasing him. He gives, like, a little giggle. 1242 00:52:22,720 --> 00:52:25,160 Danny hears this and he's like, F this, I'm out. 1243 00:52:25,160 --> 00:52:27,400 Ditch his sticks. Yeah, He's not down to battle 1244 00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:29,760 the leprechaun, which he's probably the smartest one of the 1245 00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:31,640 group. Well, it doesn't work out well 1246 00:52:31,640 --> 00:52:33,240 for him because he leaves sticks. 1247 00:52:33,240 --> 00:52:34,400 He gets, like, trapped. I don't know. 1248 00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:37,080 He's in some giant room, finds this monitor where the 1249 00:52:37,080 --> 00:52:39,840 leprechaun is putting on a safety class. 1250 00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:42,840 Now did you get the vibe he stole this from another horror 1251 00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:44,280 icon? No. 1252 00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:46,600 Oh this to me was a Freddy RIP off. 1253 00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:49,880 Oh, OK. Yeah, I could see that. 1254 00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:52,200 Well, I think Freddy did this, so Leprechaun, we're going to 1255 00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:54,120 talk about it. Starts chopping fingers Let's. 1256 00:52:54,720 --> 00:52:57,080 Talk about safety in the workplace. 1257 00:52:58,360 --> 00:53:03,720 Oops. Dude, I totally forgot about 1258 00:53:03,720 --> 00:53:04,960 that. I shouldn't say RIP off. 1259 00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:07,280 This might have been a nod. Leprechaun's more of a nod. 1260 00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:08,400 He's not stealing, you know? Yeah. 1261 00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:10,560 Yeah. Well the leprechaun starts 1262 00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:13,840 talking about handling sharp objects where he shows what not 1263 00:53:13,840 --> 00:53:16,560 to do because he cuts his fingers off, then lights his 1264 00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:20,480 fingers on fire and says as Shakespeare says, shit happens. 1265 00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:22,760 It didn't really make sense on what he was doing. 1266 00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:24,960 I don't understand that. But I thought there was going to 1267 00:53:24,960 --> 00:53:26,720 be like a birthday analogy, right? 1268 00:53:26,720 --> 00:53:29,520 Because he had a candle, almost like his fingers were candles. 1269 00:53:29,520 --> 00:53:32,200 But no, I got to say this next part is probably 1. 1270 00:53:32,280 --> 00:53:36,640 My favorite because a beautiful little voice begins singing oh 1271 00:53:36,640 --> 00:53:40,000 Danny Boy the pipes the pipes are calling daddy boy the pipes 1272 00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:45,920 the. Pipes are leg. 1273 00:53:46,840 --> 00:53:48,520 I love this too. Just hear your little 1274 00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:51,040 leprechaun. Singing a little ballad to 1275 00:53:51,040 --> 00:53:52,800 Danny. You know why I feel like he was 1276 00:53:52,800 --> 00:53:54,480 really putting his heart into this one. 1277 00:53:54,600 --> 00:53:57,680 He actually cared. Like I actually think he was 1278 00:53:57,680 --> 00:53:59,600 trying to like, sing a nice little song, but. 1279 00:53:59,800 --> 00:54:01,000 It was. He had a beautiful voice, 1280 00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:03,840 honestly. So now the leprechaun basically 1281 00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:06,120 offers Danny. Dill kind of wants to partner up 1282 00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:08,800 but he can't really trust Danny what she shouldn't because 1283 00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:10,080 Danny's like trying to shoot him. 1284 00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:13,400 So instead he he just taps on a pipe with his fingers. 1285 00:54:13,400 --> 00:54:16,040 Danny walks over and he's got his gun drawn, ready to take 1286 00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:18,040 this guy out. Red dot right on leprechauns 1287 00:54:18,040 --> 00:54:19,240 head. Right, So what does the 1288 00:54:19,240 --> 00:54:21,840 leprechaun do? Drop some giant metal object on 1289 00:54:21,840 --> 00:54:22,680 him? Denny's dead. 1290 00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:28,240 Oh, smashing. Simply smashing. 1291 00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:31,880 That's the problem with this movie, now I think about it. 1292 00:54:31,880 --> 00:54:33,680 You don't see any of these deaths, really. 1293 00:54:33,760 --> 00:54:36,200 No, he just disappeared. Yeah, it's a lot of like, 1294 00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:38,240 cutting. I wonder if it was like 'cause 1295 00:54:38,240 --> 00:54:40,360 the violence or something like a ratings. 1296 00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:42,640 Restriction, Darren. I wouldn't look that far. 1297 00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:45,160 I would say they just filmed this in like 10 days. 1298 00:54:45,160 --> 00:54:47,160 Do you know what also is interesting is do you remember 1299 00:54:47,160 --> 00:54:49,400 when the leprechaun was saying how he liked the Marines? 1300 00:54:49,400 --> 00:54:51,120 There's a part where the leprechaun is kind of 1301 00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:53,600 monologuing, talking about, you know, I kind of like these guys. 1302 00:54:53,600 --> 00:54:55,640 It's a shame I have to kill him. Like why? 1303 00:54:56,280 --> 00:54:58,440 Why does he like them now? I like the idea that he's 1304 00:54:58,440 --> 00:55:00,280 friendly, but that wasn't even true. 1305 00:55:00,640 --> 00:55:03,440 Well, I guess Marines kill things, he kills things. 1306 00:55:03,680 --> 00:55:05,480 Yeah, but he. Didn't actually I care. 1307 00:55:05,480 --> 00:55:07,720 I don't know why they're acting like the the leprechaun has a 1308 00:55:07,720 --> 00:55:10,360 conscience now. I didn't don't remember this 1309 00:55:10,360 --> 00:55:12,000 line, so I'm going to go ahead and move on. 1310 00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:13,040 Is that cool? It's fair. 1311 00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:14,840 All right. Back with men in hand. 1312 00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:17,560 Him and Harold are working on the princess's DNA. 1313 00:55:17,560 --> 00:55:18,520 This is where. OK. 1314 00:55:18,520 --> 00:55:20,000 This is the whole part we already talked about. 1315 00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:22,720 He basically was a computer. He wants to become human again. 1316 00:55:22,720 --> 00:55:25,200 That's a whole story. He wants the princess's DNA so 1317 00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:27,440 he can be a human. That was a great summary. 1318 00:55:27,440 --> 00:55:30,040 Yes, we can move on. All right, back with Dolores. 1319 00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:32,520 She ends up getting separated from the rest of the Marine. 1320 00:55:32,520 --> 00:55:34,520 She goes through like an airlocked door or something. 1321 00:55:34,520 --> 00:55:36,960 It locks behind her. Then the leprechaun shows up. 1322 00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:39,600 So they're face to face on a cat walk, right? 1323 00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:42,160 That is correct. They are alone, almost like 1324 00:55:42,160 --> 00:55:45,680 again another little *. Wars that felt totally Star Wars 1325 00:55:45,960 --> 00:55:47,640 I would have. Loved the lightsaber to show up 1326 00:55:47,640 --> 00:55:49,320 here. You could use the lightsaber the 1327 00:55:49,320 --> 00:55:50,960 whole time. Honestly, just give them the 1328 00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:52,280 lightsaber that would. It would have been awesome. 1329 00:55:52,880 --> 00:55:55,400 I mean, tell me I'm wrong. Well, it doesn't work out that 1330 00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:58,520 way because Dolores just shoots the little guy and explodes him, 1331 00:55:58,520 --> 00:56:00,560 which you're like. OK, Well, shoot. 1332 00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:02,400 He's gone, and she seems pretty happy. 1333 00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:04,520 The Marines are happy that he's dead. 1334 00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:07,320 Yeah, but to her horror, he just reappears. 1335 00:56:07,320 --> 00:56:08,960 Next thing you know, he throws her over the side. 1336 00:56:08,960 --> 00:56:10,840 She's hanging from the catwalk. He starts. 1337 00:56:10,840 --> 00:56:13,720 Sheila laying. He Sheila laying. 1338 00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:18,480 That's a hard Sheila laying. Sheila laying her fingers, and 1339 00:56:18,480 --> 00:56:20,560 then he starts peeling her because she's, again, she's just 1340 00:56:20,560 --> 00:56:24,000 hanging on, starts peeling her fingers off, playing the little 1341 00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:25,440 piggy game. Like this little piggy. 1342 00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:26,360 I don't know. He says something. 1343 00:56:26,360 --> 00:56:26,960 Yeah. Let's be clear. 1344 00:56:26,960 --> 00:56:29,280 There's a big drop. I know we're on a catwalk, but 1345 00:56:29,280 --> 00:56:31,280 it's there's a big drop where she's going to die. 1346 00:56:31,720 --> 00:56:33,440 She does die. That she falls. 1347 00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:36,760 She does die. Oh, well, OK, she does almost 1348 00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:38,080 die. She lands on the ground. 1349 00:56:38,080 --> 00:56:40,640 All the Marines run down there. She has like one last word like 1350 00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:55,760 kill him or something. Tina, she's gone kill him. 1351 00:56:55,760 --> 00:56:58,480 This whole thing, like this event lights a fire in Tina. 1352 00:56:58,640 --> 00:57:01,080 Now she uses guns. Oh, is that what that was for 1353 00:57:01,080 --> 00:57:02,280 sure. Should I kill him? 1354 00:57:02,480 --> 00:57:04,560 OK, I like guns now. Whatever. 1355 00:57:04,560 --> 00:57:07,680 Stupid. It's the stupidest commentary 1356 00:57:07,680 --> 00:57:09,720 ever. It's about normal. 1357 00:57:10,080 --> 00:57:12,960 It's about more normal. Derek, that was God awful. 1358 00:57:13,200 --> 00:57:16,680 I'm embarrassed for myself. But I did think it was so stupid 1359 00:57:16,680 --> 00:57:19,200 though, that they've even kept that line in to keep her alive. 1360 00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:22,320 But also now it's like, OK, you can't even kill the leprechaun. 1361 00:57:22,320 --> 00:57:25,000 What are we doing here? No, we're surviving Darren. 1362 00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:27,720 All right, so the leprechaun goes back in the ship where he 1363 00:57:27,720 --> 00:57:30,280 gets a little scent and he smells his lady. 1364 00:57:30,520 --> 00:57:32,680 Could be a good thing, could be a bad thing, and it's up to you 1365 00:57:32,680 --> 00:57:34,440 to decide. I did think the scent was like, 1366 00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:37,680 oh God, like Jill, it was weird, right? 1367 00:57:37,680 --> 00:57:40,400 It is a little weird. So he's starting to head over to 1368 00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:42,800 the lab. Now, back in the lab, Harold's 1369 00:57:42,800 --> 00:57:45,400 in there with mid in hand, and all of a sudden the doorbell 1370 00:57:45,400 --> 00:57:47,480 rings. He goes over to the monitor and 1371 00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:50,000 it's a naked Tina asking to get in. 1372 00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:52,800 It's another devious trick by the leprechaun. 1373 00:57:52,880 --> 00:57:56,800 So Harold gets all bricked up, opens the door, only to catch a 1374 00:57:56,800 --> 00:57:58,720 Shank in the nuts. You don't need to say the 1375 00:57:58,720 --> 00:58:01,920 bricked up, it's understood. It's understood dude. 1376 00:58:02,200 --> 00:58:03,960 His nuts get shanked though. The leprechaun. 1377 00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:05,920 And actually, I love. Shankers, you just get hit. 1378 00:58:05,920 --> 00:58:08,200 No, no, I looked twice. I thought it was the shalali. 1379 00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:10,040 It's a knife. It's that blade he carries 1380 00:58:10,040 --> 00:58:11,440 around. Oh, I didn't even know. 1381 00:58:11,640 --> 00:58:13,640 That's brutal. Yeah, because the leprechaun 1382 00:58:13,640 --> 00:58:15,280 stabs him in the nuts and then he goes. 1383 00:58:15,280 --> 00:58:18,160 Hold that for me, lad. My boy's a savage. 1384 00:58:18,160 --> 00:58:20,720 Hey, you can take the rhyme out. He's still a savage. 1385 00:58:20,760 --> 00:58:22,200 I did like the line. Hold that. 1386 00:58:22,200 --> 00:58:23,640 Like hit him and like, hold that. 1387 00:58:23,640 --> 00:58:25,960 Yeah, that's good. We we had that in another movie. 1388 00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:28,400 What was that? That, well, I can tell you it's 1389 00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:30,480 nothing we're going to remember at this moment, No. 1390 00:58:30,480 --> 00:58:34,240 Moving on. Doctor Middenhan now decides to 1391 00:58:34,240 --> 00:58:37,640 confront the leprechaun, and the first thing is he finds it 1392 00:58:37,640 --> 00:58:41,160 hilarious that this is the alien, this little creature. 1393 00:58:41,160 --> 00:58:44,240 That's what's so confusing. It's like, what did you think 1394 00:58:44,240 --> 00:58:46,440 they were hunting? You sent the Marines to go hunt 1395 00:58:46,640 --> 00:58:48,600 this alien. You didn't know what it was. 1396 00:58:48,640 --> 00:58:50,800 He has no idea. That's weird. 1397 00:58:50,920 --> 00:58:53,680 Sure it's also OK, but it is funny how he's clowning the 1398 00:58:53,680 --> 00:58:55,840 leprechaun. But also, I'm like, dude, this 1399 00:58:55,840 --> 00:58:58,880 leprechaun has killed so many people, you don't seem afraid 1400 00:58:58,880 --> 00:59:01,120 that he might kill you. Yeah, he's got a lot of 1401 00:59:01,120 --> 00:59:03,240 arrogance. I mean, he's a part computer. 1402 00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:04,920 I think he thinks he's smarter than everyone. 1403 00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:07,800 He also might not really care. Yeah, I mean, he might want to 1404 00:59:07,800 --> 00:59:08,720 die. He doesn't seem like the 1405 00:59:08,720 --> 00:59:11,080 greatest life quality. No, I mean, let's be honest, 1406 00:59:11,080 --> 00:59:14,040 there's no penis on this man, OK? 1407 00:59:14,360 --> 00:59:16,480 That's a fact. It's implied. 1408 00:59:17,160 --> 00:59:20,080 So Bindan distracts the leprechaun because Harold 1409 00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:23,440 apparently pulls the Shank out of his nuts and is sneaking out 1410 00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:26,160 behind the leprechaun, stabs him into the back. 1411 00:59:26,200 --> 00:59:28,440 And guys, you're not going to believe what happens next, 1412 00:59:28,440 --> 00:59:30,560 because this may be the best kill of the movie. 1413 00:59:30,560 --> 00:59:33,560 OK, this was the most fun kill. I'll say that. 1414 00:59:33,760 --> 00:59:34,920 Thank you. I'll take that. 1415 00:59:34,960 --> 00:59:38,440 So the leprechaun Force throws Harold against the wall again, 1416 00:59:38,440 --> 00:59:40,480 using like some Jedi powers here. 1417 00:59:40,480 --> 00:59:42,600 Yeah, he's got a little bit of the Force in him, right? 1418 00:59:42,600 --> 00:59:44,120 Throws him. He's pinning against the wall. 1419 00:59:44,120 --> 00:59:46,920 Then he picks up a tray, which spins at Harold. 1420 00:59:46,920 --> 00:59:49,160 So so you're watching the tray spin, you're thinking this is 1421 00:59:49,160 --> 00:59:51,920 going through the neck, right? For sure, Like it's going to be 1422 00:59:51,920 --> 00:59:52,840 a head slice. It's. 1423 00:59:52,920 --> 00:59:55,840 Going to be good, Yeah, because it's not like a cast iron or 1424 00:59:55,840 --> 00:59:58,880 something really heavy. It's a tray, but with aluminum, 1425 00:59:58,880 --> 01:00:01,040 but with the force of the. Con that will RIP a head off. 1426 01:00:01,200 --> 01:00:04,800 Possibly, you would think, but instead it slams into Harold's 1427 01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:08,120 head, flattens it completely against the wall where he's 1428 01:00:08,120 --> 01:00:09,840 looking like I don't even know what to call. 1429 01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:21,400 I would call him a Pizza Head. That is, a pizza head turns 1430 01:00:21,440 --> 01:00:22,840 into. The shape of a pizza. 1431 01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:26,760 I mean, it's flat as a board and he's dead. 1432 01:00:26,760 --> 01:00:28,560 I mean, you got to imagine he's he's dead. 1433 01:00:28,680 --> 01:00:31,440 Yeah, he's gone. I mean, it was the funniest 1434 01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:32,840 looking thing. Loved it. 1435 01:00:32,960 --> 01:00:35,680 It's just like you, you know, this movie has God awful. 1436 01:00:35,680 --> 01:00:38,040 But I got to say they surprised me at every turn. 1437 01:00:38,160 --> 01:00:40,640 Yeah, there's parts where I'm like, I enjoyed that. 1438 01:00:40,960 --> 01:00:41,520 Yeah. It's. 1439 01:00:41,760 --> 01:00:44,400 Did you think again? I thought it was going to go one 1440 01:00:44,400 --> 01:00:46,200 way. Subverted expectations. 1441 01:00:46,600 --> 01:00:47,920 In a different way. Love it. 1442 01:00:48,040 --> 01:00:50,400 Now. The leprechaun finally returns 1443 01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:52,960 to his Princess. And I love this part too. 1444 01:00:52,960 --> 01:00:54,880 He goes up to her. He gives her a kiss. 1445 01:00:54,880 --> 01:00:58,600 She wakes up, looks at him and screams like disgust at the look 1446 01:00:58,600 --> 01:01:00,960 of him, Right? And then she goes, oh, it's you. 1447 01:01:01,360 --> 01:01:03,440 Like, she remembered him, You know what I mean? 1448 01:01:03,440 --> 01:01:04,960 Like, oh, she's like, what is this beast? 1449 01:01:04,960 --> 01:01:06,480 And she's like, oh, wait, he's got gold. 1450 01:01:06,920 --> 01:01:09,560 It's this guy, this guy who's going to give me a bunch of 1451 01:01:09,560 --> 01:01:10,520 gold. He's still here. 1452 01:01:11,720 --> 01:01:14,840 But she remembers a dream that she had while she was sleeping. 1453 01:01:14,840 --> 01:01:18,120 That old mitten hand was draining her blood and I should 1454 01:01:18,120 --> 01:01:20,960 say at this point, Min Hand, he's got a ball gag in his 1455 01:01:20,960 --> 01:01:22,600 mouth. I never liked the ball gag. 1456 01:01:22,600 --> 01:01:24,960 It's just like there's weird implications with it, right? 1457 01:01:24,960 --> 01:01:27,040 Well, it always brings me back to Pulp Fiction. 1458 01:01:27,040 --> 01:01:29,360 Yeah, Yeah. Which that was a great scene, by 1459 01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:31,040 the way. That movie is great. 1460 01:01:31,040 --> 01:01:32,760 Hey Members, only if you guys. Request it. 1461 01:01:32,760 --> 01:01:34,760 Well, watch. It not a horror movie at all but 1462 01:01:34,920 --> 01:01:36,640 love it. There's no rules in Members 1463 01:01:36,640 --> 01:01:38,560 Only. In fact, I have a poster right 1464 01:01:38,560 --> 01:01:40,080 over here. Pulp Fiction right there. 1465 01:01:40,080 --> 01:01:43,000 There's no. Poster on the wall. 1466 01:01:43,040 --> 01:01:44,760 It's actually behind the green screen. 1467 01:01:45,680 --> 01:01:46,800 What do you mean green screen screen? 1468 01:01:46,800 --> 01:01:49,400 We're in a nice little cabin. Oh. 1469 01:01:49,600 --> 01:01:52,800 That's right. Do you have the movie? 1470 01:01:52,800 --> 01:01:54,760 Website. No I don't use that. 1471 01:01:55,120 --> 01:01:58,760 Oh dude, I don't like the ads. Like the movies I usually like 1472 01:01:58,760 --> 01:02:02,720 buy movies of their account. Not with our account. 1473 01:02:02,720 --> 01:02:04,840 I buy them. I'll buy them or rent them on 1474 01:02:04,920 --> 01:02:06,840 Amazon. It's because I have to pause too 1475 01:02:06,840 --> 01:02:11,000 much and like that when you pause on that site it like hits 1476 01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:11,480 you down. Do you? 1477 01:02:11,800 --> 01:02:14,200 Have to be buying movies like. That well I rent them unless 1478 01:02:14,200 --> 01:02:17,200 they're I'll rent it but if they're like 5 bucks I'll buy 1479 01:02:17,200 --> 01:02:25,800 them. That's how you so I watch 1480 01:02:25,800 --> 01:02:29,440 movies. Become a member for more 1481 01:02:29,440 --> 01:02:34,360 exclusive content like that. At this point, the leprechaun 1482 01:02:34,360 --> 01:02:36,880 now decides he's going to make old Mitten hand a little 1483 01:02:36,880 --> 01:02:38,520 smoothie. So what does he do? 1484 01:02:38,640 --> 01:02:40,760 By the way, I didn't mention it. Princess DNA is blue. 1485 01:02:40,760 --> 01:02:44,040 The princesses DNA is blue. Well, her blood is blue, 1486 01:02:44,040 --> 01:02:45,640 actually. Princess DNA. 1487 01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:48,000 Well, it's actually not even the DNA, It's blood. 1488 01:02:48,360 --> 01:02:52,080 OK, Yeah, the DNA is in the blood, but you can't see that. 1489 01:02:52,880 --> 01:02:55,440 It's too small, dude. He's gone off the rails. 1490 01:02:56,080 --> 01:03:00,480 So he takes he takes princess's blood, princess's blood. 1491 01:03:00,480 --> 01:03:01,960 He's taking the blood of the Princess. 1492 01:03:01,960 --> 01:03:04,560 Yes. Yeah, He takes that, puts it in 1493 01:03:04,560 --> 01:03:08,240 the blender, takes a tarantula and a scorpion, sticks them all 1494 01:03:08,240 --> 01:03:11,000 in there and starts blending. Now I did love the part where 1495 01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:14,200 they short show men in hands heart and it's in that little 1496 01:03:14,200 --> 01:03:16,040 container and starts cool cool cool. 1497 01:03:16,200 --> 01:03:17,280 Cool. Well we all know the 1498 01:03:17,280 --> 01:03:18,840 implications of what's going to happen. 1499 01:03:18,840 --> 01:03:21,160 Like you put a tarantula, scorpion and the princess's 1500 01:03:21,160 --> 01:03:23,560 blood and combined with this. Robot man. 1501 01:03:23,560 --> 01:03:24,920 We know what he's going to turn into. 1502 01:03:24,920 --> 01:03:26,960 Why they're doing this is the real question. 1503 01:03:27,160 --> 01:03:28,920 I don't know. Who knows? 1504 01:03:28,920 --> 01:03:31,800 So the leprechaun ends up blending it up, puts it into a 1505 01:03:31,800 --> 01:03:35,000 syringe, and then injects it straight into his head. 1506 01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:38,000 The problem I have is it's clearly not into his head. 1507 01:03:38,360 --> 01:03:40,160 Oh, it didn't. Look, it's like this. 1508 01:03:40,560 --> 01:03:42,200 It's like it's even like you're he's moving. 1509 01:03:42,200 --> 01:03:44,560 Don't nitpick this thing. I mean, we, we know what it is 1510 01:03:44,560 --> 01:03:45,760 at this point. It's crazy. 1511 01:03:45,760 --> 01:03:47,560 It's stupid. The fact that they're turning 1512 01:03:47,560 --> 01:03:51,800 him into a tarantula robot thing, whatever is ridiculous. 1513 01:03:51,800 --> 01:03:53,080 Like we don't need another monster. 1514 01:03:53,080 --> 01:03:55,320 We have the leprechaun. I think we do need another 1515 01:03:55,320 --> 01:03:57,840 monster. Well, OK, here, here's the thing 1516 01:03:57,840 --> 01:03:59,800 with the movie. I'm down to go wherever it wants 1517 01:03:59,800 --> 01:04:01,840 to take me because it's insane. Like, why? 1518 01:04:01,840 --> 01:04:03,840 Not? Sure, that's not even to me. 1519 01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:05,240 That's not even the craziest part. 1520 01:04:05,640 --> 01:04:07,680 What's the craziest part? Well, we're going to get to it 1521 01:04:07,680 --> 01:04:09,200 with the Princess when she shows us. 1522 01:04:09,480 --> 01:04:11,400 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, it's. A little treat for the audience. 1523 01:04:12,040 --> 01:04:15,400 OK so at this point the marines arrive at the lab mitten hands 1524 01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:17,080 like tweaking out with that thing in his head. 1525 01:04:17,080 --> 01:04:19,720 Then we get in a shootout with a leprechaun. 1526 01:04:19,720 --> 01:04:21,840 More gun shooting. Basically the leprechaun and the 1527 01:04:21,840 --> 01:04:25,360 Princess escaped to like another room, like a big storage area, 1528 01:04:25,360 --> 01:04:26,800 just a. Different area to go to. 1529 01:04:26,840 --> 01:04:30,160 Oh sure, we run into there, but this goes bad quickly because 1530 01:04:30,160 --> 01:04:32,560 the leprechaun does some magic real quick. 1531 01:04:32,720 --> 01:04:35,160 Next thing you know, the Sergeant now is rigged with 1532 01:04:35,160 --> 01:04:38,160 explosives and the leprechaun is holding The detonator. 1533 01:04:38,160 --> 01:04:40,800 First thing I thought is like OK, why didn't we do this from 1534 01:04:40,800 --> 01:04:43,560 the beginning? Also why are we even doing this? 1535 01:04:43,560 --> 01:04:46,520 Because now the leprechaun basically takes control of 1536 01:04:46,520 --> 01:04:48,520 Hooker. Like the Sergeant, he like 1537 01:04:48,520 --> 01:04:51,280 doesn't even need The detonator. He has like mind control on him. 1538 01:04:51,280 --> 01:04:54,160 I guess the detonators, just to make sure they don't try to kill 1539 01:04:54,160 --> 01:04:56,000 the leprechaun. It's to keep everyone else at 1540 01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:56,760 Bay. Yeah. 1541 01:04:57,040 --> 01:05:00,040 OK. No, I can't believe I'm going to 1542 01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:01,320 say this. Now we're going to get a little 1543 01:05:01,320 --> 01:05:03,600 crazy because the leprechaun. Khan is going to take the 1544 01:05:03,600 --> 01:05:07,400 Sergeant as a hostage, but not before the Princess has some 1545 01:05:07,400 --> 01:05:10,160 words for the marines. Yeah, which is interesting 1546 01:05:10,160 --> 01:05:12,040 because you're like, OK, what is she going to say? 1547 01:05:12,040 --> 01:05:14,320 Like because you don't even know if she's bad or not? 1548 01:05:14,320 --> 01:05:16,360 I say no, honestly, I still don't know if she's bad or not. 1549 01:05:16,560 --> 01:05:19,120 Yeah, I think she's bad. I think I think so. 1550 01:05:19,120 --> 01:05:23,160 OK, so here is what she says. You may find this. 1551 01:05:23,200 --> 01:05:25,480 Cruel, but she'll behavior leaves me no choice. 1552 01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:28,960 And then? She shows her tits Yes, we said 1553 01:05:28,960 --> 01:05:33,040 that she just shows them and is just walking around Yeah, and 1554 01:05:33,040 --> 01:05:35,200 she's basically says like this is your fate. 1555 01:05:35,200 --> 01:05:37,840 And the funniest part was the Marines faces because they're 1556 01:05:37,840 --> 01:05:40,800 just like. All our faces look that way. 1557 01:05:40,800 --> 01:05:43,200 I was just like, what is going on? 1558 01:05:43,200 --> 01:05:45,520 Why are they doing this? Well, she explains, you have no 1559 01:05:45,520 --> 01:05:48,960 one to blame but yourself. And basically now they're doomed 1560 01:05:48,960 --> 01:05:51,320 because she's Zarina, Queen of the Damned. 1561 01:05:51,560 --> 01:05:53,840 Yeah, but it's like, why are you showing your boobs? 1562 01:05:53,840 --> 01:05:55,360 Are we going to get into that? Are we going to wait? 1563 01:05:55,480 --> 01:05:58,000 Well, Tina's going to clear this up for us because on the planet 1564 01:05:58,000 --> 01:06:01,360 Dominia, when a woman of royal blood shows you her breasts, 1565 01:06:01,560 --> 01:06:04,400 it's a death sentence. I can't explain how stupid this 1566 01:06:04,400 --> 01:06:08,920 is, but I can I can explain to you why this is so stupid. 1567 01:06:08,920 --> 01:06:11,360 Oh go ahead. Because the topless scene with 1568 01:06:11,360 --> 01:06:15,360 the Princess was forced in by trademark the studio. 1569 01:06:15,360 --> 01:06:16,960 The studio forced them to do this. 1570 01:06:16,960 --> 01:06:20,120 So the writers decided to come up with the dumbest reason for 1571 01:06:20,120 --> 01:06:23,760 the nudity, to emphasize how arbitrary the studios request 1572 01:06:23,760 --> 01:06:24,920 was. That is. 1573 01:06:25,560 --> 01:06:27,080 Awesome. That's really cool, actually. 1574 01:06:27,840 --> 01:06:30,960 What the F is the studio doing? Like, why would they just say 1575 01:06:30,960 --> 01:06:34,600 you have to show this? I mean, yeah, well, I know it's 1576 01:06:34,680 --> 01:06:35,800 just. I mean, come on. 1577 01:06:35,920 --> 01:06:37,840 But it's so I like that they did that. 1578 01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:39,800 All jokes aside, that is ridiculous. 1579 01:06:39,800 --> 01:06:41,720 I think that is such a stupid thing to force. 1580 01:06:41,760 --> 01:06:44,640 I mean, I actually don't like the ridiculous nudity in these 1581 01:06:44,640 --> 01:06:46,520 movies. Honestly, when I'm watching 1582 01:06:46,520 --> 01:06:48,280 them, it felt gross. I'm like, is anyone watching 1583 01:06:48,280 --> 01:06:49,480 this? You know, usually I'm in the 1584 01:06:49,480 --> 01:06:51,440 house with the kid. What were you doing? 1585 01:06:51,600 --> 01:06:54,280 No, I'm sure. I love that they were forced to. 1586 01:06:54,280 --> 01:06:55,880 Do it. They did it in the stupidest way 1587 01:06:55,880 --> 01:06:57,760 possible. That's why it's so dumb. 1588 01:06:57,760 --> 01:06:58,840 They just sort of like, you know what? 1589 01:06:58,840 --> 01:07:00,640 You're going to make us do it. Enjoy this dude. 1590 01:07:00,640 --> 01:07:02,240 It makes it great, though. I like it. 1591 01:07:02,400 --> 01:07:03,680 I actually like it now. Yeah. 1592 01:07:04,200 --> 01:07:06,600 Stupid studios man. Honestly, do they know what 1593 01:07:06,600 --> 01:07:08,120 they're doing? I know they know how to 1594 01:07:08,120 --> 01:07:09,680 copyright strike. Yeah, yeah. 1595 01:07:10,200 --> 01:07:12,560 They do, Your boy got. Slammed. 1596 01:07:13,160 --> 01:07:17,320 We may have caught one of those. Maybe we're a little too loose. 1597 01:07:18,240 --> 01:07:19,560 We've learned our lesson. Yeah. 1598 01:07:20,560 --> 01:07:22,040 All right, we'll do that. Paramount. 1599 01:07:24,480 --> 01:07:27,840 OK, so the Leprechaun has the Sergeant and he's got the 1600 01:07:27,840 --> 01:07:29,280 Princess. They all take off to the 1601 01:07:29,400 --> 01:07:31,560 entertainment lounge. So the Marines and everyone 1602 01:07:31,560 --> 01:07:33,840 else, it's kind of dumb. They follow right after him, 1603 01:07:33,840 --> 01:07:35,920 Right. And now it's gonna get pretty 1604 01:07:35,920 --> 01:07:38,920 freaking weird because as soon as they come in the Marines, 1605 01:07:38,920 --> 01:07:41,480 Leprechaun and Zarina are gone. They come in the Marines. 1606 01:07:43,240 --> 01:07:46,000 No, redo that. Yeah. 1607 01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:47,840 All right. So as soon as the Marines come 1608 01:07:47,840 --> 01:07:52,200 into the lounge, the Sergeant walks out on stage in full drag. 1609 01:07:52,320 --> 01:07:56,360 Like, this dude's wearing a mini skirt, like a wig, high heels, 1610 01:07:56,360 --> 01:07:58,680 everything. Honestly, my first impression is 1611 01:07:58,680 --> 01:07:59,880 I didn't realize there was a Sergeant. 1612 01:07:59,880 --> 01:08:02,120 Like, what is this? Like, who is this on the screen? 1613 01:08:02,120 --> 01:08:04,280 Yeah, I didn't. It didn't click for me either 1614 01:08:04,280 --> 01:08:06,320 because guess what? I never in a million years 1615 01:08:06,480 --> 01:08:09,000 thought they would do this, and I don't really know why they 1616 01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:10,920 did. Didn't really need to happen. 1617 01:08:10,920 --> 01:08:12,120 Is there any behind the scenes stuff? 1618 01:08:12,120 --> 01:08:13,680 No, Nothing. All right, well. 1619 01:08:14,520 --> 01:08:17,439 He's just crossing. Stressing now or drag queening, 1620 01:08:17,439 --> 01:08:19,279 I don't know. It's almost like he's got split 1621 01:08:19,279 --> 01:08:21,760 personalities at this point where he's going in between like 1622 01:08:21,760 --> 01:08:24,200 the Sergeant and then this drag queen. 1623 01:08:25,120 --> 01:08:30,439 Sorry, sorry, knock it off. What is your malfunction, 1624 01:08:30,479 --> 01:08:32,960 Sticks? I can't go. 1625 01:08:34,479 --> 01:08:37,279 It's kind of disturbing. I didn't like it my whole the 1626 01:08:37,279 --> 01:08:39,760 whole time I'm watching, I want the Sergeant to snap back into 1627 01:08:39,760 --> 01:08:42,000 himself and it kind of just doesn't happen. 1628 01:08:42,040 --> 01:08:43,880 Yeah, it's weird. He starts kissing with him. 1629 01:08:43,880 --> 01:08:46,479 He starts dancing him, and sometimes he punches them and 1630 01:08:46,479 --> 01:08:49,200 then he pulls out nunchucks. That happened. 1631 01:08:49,200 --> 01:08:50,279 Yeah. So it really puts. 1632 01:08:50,279 --> 01:08:52,359 Everyone in a situation where like, we don't want to kill the 1633 01:08:52,359 --> 01:08:55,240 Sergeant, but the sergeant's trying to kill them in in drag. 1634 01:08:55,319 --> 01:08:57,359 So yeah, I'm sure we'll go with that. 1635 01:08:57,359 --> 01:08:59,160 So the leprechaun's kind of watching this, but then he 1636 01:08:59,160 --> 01:09:01,279 decides, you know what, while they're dealing with him, I'm 1637 01:09:01,279 --> 01:09:02,960 going to take Zarina. We're going to go to the cargo 1638 01:09:02,960 --> 01:09:05,800 Bay and find my gold. Because he still kind of wants 1639 01:09:05,800 --> 01:09:07,760 his gold. Meanwhile, back with Doctor mid 1640 01:09:07,760 --> 01:09:09,840 in hand, he is starting to transfer. 1641 01:09:09,840 --> 01:09:12,880 Actually he's just fully transformed into a part human 1642 01:09:12,880 --> 01:09:15,200 scorpion spider. Like basically he's like covered 1643 01:09:15,200 --> 01:09:17,880 in like amniotic fluid has these gross. 1644 01:09:17,880 --> 01:09:20,319 Actually the grossest part is these little spider legs. 1645 01:09:20,319 --> 01:09:23,640 He has come out of his head. It was almost like a poor man's 1646 01:09:23,640 --> 01:09:24,800 thing. You know what I'm? 1647 01:09:24,800 --> 01:09:26,920 Saying dude, I. That's really funny you said 1648 01:09:26,920 --> 01:09:28,080 that. I put that in here too. 1649 01:09:28,080 --> 01:09:29,760 Oh, really? Yeah, 'cause it looked like 1650 01:09:29,760 --> 01:09:31,120 that. We did the thing not too long 1651 01:09:31,120 --> 01:09:32,600 ago, too. Awesome movie, love. 1652 01:09:32,600 --> 01:09:36,160 Yeah, he's got like a weird. Body that's like scorpion ish 1653 01:09:36,160 --> 01:09:38,240 and spider ish it's just crazy for. 1654 01:09:38,240 --> 01:09:40,279 Such a terrible movie. I actually like the way he 1655 01:09:40,279 --> 01:09:41,880 looked. Yeah, this would have actually 1656 01:09:41,880 --> 01:09:43,600 done pretty good. So he explains. 1657 01:09:43,600 --> 01:09:46,560 He's no longer Mitten Hand, he's now Mitten Spider. 1658 01:09:47,560 --> 01:09:53,560 I am now mitten spider which is awesome. 1659 01:09:53,720 --> 01:09:56,600 Sure. Back with the Sergeant in the 1660 01:09:56,600 --> 01:09:58,720 Marines, Tina decides. You know what, I'm going to deal 1661 01:09:58,720 --> 01:10:01,440 with the Sergeant, and what better way than to show off her 1662 01:10:01,440 --> 01:10:04,360 black belt karate skills? She gives the Sergeant a kick, 1663 01:10:04,360 --> 01:10:06,600 knocks him to the floor, and here's where I swear you can see 1664 01:10:06,600 --> 01:10:08,600 a Dong flop out. Unconfirmed. 1665 01:10:08,600 --> 01:10:10,520 I don't know, you guys can pause and look for it. 1666 01:10:10,520 --> 01:10:13,360 Something was there, I think. I'm not going to show you, so 1667 01:10:13,360 --> 01:10:16,240 we'll just go with that. But he pops back up pretty 1668 01:10:16,240 --> 01:10:17,560 quick. Next thing you know, he's got a 1669 01:10:17,560 --> 01:10:20,320 bayonet. Tina basically tricks him into 1670 01:10:20,320 --> 01:10:22,720 shoving that bandit into an electrical outlet. 1671 01:10:22,720 --> 01:10:25,600 He gets electrocuted, and you're not going to believe this. 1672 01:10:25,760 --> 01:10:31,280 He ain't even a human. He wasn't even human. 1673 01:10:33,440 --> 01:10:37,880 Cyborg, I mean, they took us on a ride with this one. 1674 01:10:38,560 --> 01:10:41,320 I I didn't expect it. I was honestly ready for it to 1675 01:10:41,320 --> 01:10:43,640 end because I'm like, I don't know what we're even doing here. 1676 01:10:43,960 --> 01:10:45,520 I don't know what this whole thing was. 1677 01:10:45,520 --> 01:10:47,680 And they made him a robot. And it's like, OK, well, what's 1678 01:10:47,680 --> 01:10:49,400 the story behind this? There is none. 1679 01:10:49,560 --> 01:10:51,480 Nope, he was just a robot. Moving on. 1680 01:10:51,480 --> 01:10:53,520 Moving on. So the leopard point. 1681 01:10:53,720 --> 01:10:55,400 Why? Why did they do this? 1682 01:10:56,200 --> 01:10:57,520 I don't know, just to make it weird. 1683 01:10:57,600 --> 01:10:59,520 You know what though? I can appreciate it because it's 1684 01:10:59,520 --> 01:11:01,680 like this movie is so freaking bizarre. 1685 01:11:01,800 --> 01:11:05,120 It adds to the appeal because it's like they did the most 1686 01:11:05,120 --> 01:11:06,760 crazy. There had to be like tons of 1687 01:11:06,760 --> 01:11:09,520 drugs involved with this, right? I think cocaine's a hell of a 1688 01:11:09,520 --> 01:11:10,920 drug. Yeah, I think. 1689 01:11:10,920 --> 01:11:14,760 So yeah, I think so. So now the leprechauns with 1690 01:11:14,760 --> 01:11:17,200 Zarina, they're heading for the Bay to find his gold, but he 1691 01:11:17,200 --> 01:11:20,360 stops off at a terminal, sets a self destruct sequence, which 1692 01:11:20,360 --> 01:11:22,800 basically is going to give us a timeline that they have to like, 1693 01:11:22,800 --> 01:11:25,160 turn off, right? I love the self destruct. 1694 01:11:25,600 --> 01:11:28,000 I know this has been talked about before, but is this really 1695 01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:30,640 a thing anyone would ever put on any sort of spaceship? 1696 01:11:30,760 --> 01:11:31,640 I don't know. Sure. 1697 01:11:31,960 --> 01:11:33,720 No, it's not. No, it's stupid. 1698 01:11:34,160 --> 01:11:37,040 But we have a timeline so there we go, a countdown so the 1699 01:11:37,040 --> 01:11:39,480 leprechaun makes it clear he's gonna kill them all with the 1700 01:11:39,480 --> 01:11:42,400 self destruct sequence. Now I love the banter with him 1701 01:11:42,400 --> 01:11:44,800 and Zarina. Like I love when the evil 1702 01:11:44,960 --> 01:11:47,640 creature our killers get a little. 1703 01:11:48,040 --> 01:11:50,400 The it's funny from the audience perspective because the whole 1704 01:11:50,400 --> 01:11:52,640 time you're watching leprechaun, you're like, dude, this isn't my 1705 01:11:52,640 --> 01:11:53,920 leprechaun. Like, what's he doing? 1706 01:11:53,920 --> 01:11:55,800 Like taking orders from her and he's gonna give her gold. 1707 01:11:55,800 --> 01:11:57,400 Like, none of this made sense, right? 1708 01:11:57,400 --> 01:11:59,160 Yeah. Then you start to see cracks in 1709 01:11:59,160 --> 01:12:00,840 the relationship, and I'm like, there's our boy. 1710 01:12:00,840 --> 01:12:01,880 Yeah. There's our boy. 1711 01:12:02,840 --> 01:12:04,400 Yeah. So when he talks about killing 1712 01:12:04,400 --> 01:12:06,200 them, Alzarina's like, well, it's about time. 1713 01:12:06,200 --> 01:12:08,280 Do it, Do it. And the leprechaun looks back, 1714 01:12:08,280 --> 01:12:11,880 and he's like, bitch. Then they end up running into 1715 01:12:11,880 --> 01:12:14,640 the escape ship. So there's one escape ship that 1716 01:12:14,640 --> 01:12:17,160 just happens to be sitting in this Bay, and they find it. 1717 01:12:17,160 --> 01:12:19,160 So the leprechaun puts a force field around it. 1718 01:12:19,160 --> 01:12:21,520 And the Princess is like, what are you doing, you fool? 1719 01:12:21,600 --> 01:12:24,240 We need that to escape. And the leprechaun looks back at 1720 01:12:24,240 --> 01:12:27,400 her and says, this what are you doing, you fool? 1721 01:12:27,880 --> 01:12:31,000 We need that thing to escape. Of course, Field is to make sure 1722 01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:33,960 no one leaves without us. You're full busting bitch. 1723 01:12:35,600 --> 01:12:40,760 What did you say, Rich? I mean, he doesn't like being 1724 01:12:40,760 --> 01:12:43,640 told what to do, and I like that because this is staying true to 1725 01:12:43,640 --> 01:12:46,280 our leprechaun. Yes, I did, that part made me 1726 01:12:46,280 --> 01:12:48,080 laugh. So Leprechaun makes his way back 1727 01:12:48,080 --> 01:12:51,040 to the cargo Bay, gets tired of the princess's lip, ends up 1728 01:12:51,040 --> 01:12:53,280 covering her with welts just to make her ugly. 1729 01:12:53,280 --> 01:12:55,320 Well, yeah, because she's doing the thing like she's better than 1730 01:12:55,320 --> 01:12:56,440 him. And he's like, what's that? 1731 01:12:56,440 --> 01:12:58,920 And touches her face and yeah. And then it's like, OK, well, it 1732 01:12:58,920 --> 01:13:01,400 makes her think. That she's got these blemishes, 1733 01:13:01,400 --> 01:13:03,800 which makes her pass out, right? Yeah, We'll get to that. 1734 01:13:03,800 --> 01:13:07,400 OK, so at this point, sticks now, you don't even know who 1735 01:13:07,400 --> 01:13:08,560 that is. It's one of the Marines. 1736 01:13:08,560 --> 01:13:11,640 So he makes it up to the control room, but he gets webbed. 1737 01:13:11,640 --> 01:13:13,960 We don't even see this happen. Is he Joanna Man? 1738 01:13:14,000 --> 01:13:15,440 Is that what he's from? I couldn't. 1739 01:13:15,520 --> 01:13:17,800 I think you're totally right. That's him, dude. 1740 01:13:17,800 --> 01:13:20,360 I was like, I know this guy from something and I couldn't 1741 01:13:20,360 --> 01:13:21,960 remember the movie and I forgot to look it up. 1742 01:13:21,960 --> 01:13:23,320 I just clicked. It just clicked. 1743 01:13:23,320 --> 01:13:25,520 Now, I'll let you know right now if I'm correct, you're going to 1744 01:13:25,520 --> 01:13:27,280 hear a positive sound. If I'm wrong, negative. 1745 01:13:27,280 --> 01:13:30,400 Here we go. And Joanna, man, is that where a 1746 01:13:30,400 --> 01:13:32,120 man participates to be a woman? Yeah. 1747 01:13:32,240 --> 01:13:34,120 And plays basketball. And dominates. 1748 01:13:34,840 --> 01:13:37,760 I think so. It's a it's. 1749 01:13:37,760 --> 01:13:40,800 Similar to the Ladybugs. Do you remember that? 1750 01:13:40,800 --> 01:13:41,240 Yeah. Yeah. 1751 01:13:41,800 --> 01:13:44,360 I want to play on a girls soccer team so bad. 1752 01:13:44,720 --> 01:13:47,520 All right, well, we'll move on. So Styx makes it to the control 1753 01:13:47,520 --> 01:13:50,840 room, gets webbed by the mitten spider, but you don't really see 1754 01:13:50,840 --> 01:13:53,520 it happen. He's just in a web of like flesh 1755 01:13:53,520 --> 01:13:55,440 and web. Yeah, you never even saw a 1756 01:13:55,440 --> 01:13:58,120 mitten spider in there, did you? No, not in that scene. 1757 01:13:58,120 --> 01:13:59,760 But yeah, now there's webs all over in the. 1758 01:13:59,920 --> 01:14:03,520 The real thing is Styx can't really control anything or he's 1759 01:14:03,520 --> 01:14:06,240 having a hard time. He can make it to the terminal, 1760 01:14:06,240 --> 01:14:09,520 but he can't. So he can get there and to reset 1761 01:14:09,520 --> 01:14:11,600 this self destruct sequence. The problem is there's a 1762 01:14:11,600 --> 01:14:12,920 password. You think they would have 1763 01:14:12,920 --> 01:14:15,160 thought about this beforehand, but it's like, how are you going 1764 01:14:15,160 --> 01:14:17,800 to figure this thing out? No, I, well, we'll see what 1765 01:14:17,800 --> 01:14:20,720 happens. So the leprechaun now ends up 1766 01:14:20,720 --> 01:14:23,200 finding his gold, but of course they shrunk it down for 1767 01:14:23,200 --> 01:14:25,600 transport. I did love his line when he saw 1768 01:14:25,600 --> 01:14:30,440 his gold. Down to. 1769 01:14:31,200 --> 01:14:33,600 Nothing, which is funny to see him heartbroken about his poor 1770 01:14:33,600 --> 01:14:35,320 little gold. I just like the way he said. 1771 01:14:35,400 --> 01:14:36,240 To nothing. Yeah, well, he. 1772 01:14:38,160 --> 01:14:40,960 Just, you know, he really cares so much about it, which is fun 1773 01:14:40,960 --> 01:14:42,600 to see. Well, the funnier part is the 1774 01:14:42,600 --> 01:14:45,880 Princess is like, this is it? It's Pebbles, you stupid, ugly 1775 01:14:45,880 --> 01:14:47,920 fool. She turned on quick. 1776 01:14:47,920 --> 01:14:50,080 Huh. And he's like oh ugly. 1777 01:14:50,080 --> 01:14:51,560 He's like do you know what you look like? 1778 01:14:51,560 --> 01:14:54,440 Shows her a mirror. She screams in disgust and then 1779 01:14:54,440 --> 01:14:57,720 he goes shut your cake hole using greed Zid. 1780 01:14:58,240 --> 01:15:00,720 Dude, this is some straight like secret lives and Mormon wives 1781 01:15:00,720 --> 01:15:04,520 type of stuff. So this is, there's a lot of 1782 01:15:04,520 --> 01:15:08,080 drama going on in that. I don't follow that at all, nor 1783 01:15:08,080 --> 01:15:10,240 do I want to. Then he show a leaves her in the 1784 01:15:10,240 --> 01:15:13,320 head and knocks her down and then removes the Welt so she's 1785 01:15:13,320 --> 01:15:14,240 back to being pretty. Yeah. 1786 01:15:14,240 --> 01:15:15,400 This is all set up. He did. 1787 01:15:15,400 --> 01:15:17,400 There's clearly issues in that relationship. 1788 01:15:17,400 --> 01:15:19,320 Yeah. So the leprechauns in the cargo 1789 01:15:19,320 --> 01:15:22,360 Bay, Brooks and Tina show up. The problem is there's that self 1790 01:15:22,360 --> 01:15:24,720 destruct sequence where Brooks is like, we need to get up 1791 01:15:24,720 --> 01:15:26,000 there. Tina's like, no, we don't. 1792 01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:28,160 We have to kill the leprechaun as if she can do that. 1793 01:15:28,440 --> 01:15:30,680 Yeah, it's like. They had a bunch of Marines have 1794 01:15:30,680 --> 01:15:32,240 tried. No one has been even near 1795 01:15:32,240 --> 01:15:34,360 successful. I mean, honestly, he can't be 1796 01:15:34,360 --> 01:15:34,800 killed. You. 1797 01:15:34,880 --> 01:15:36,320 They blew him up and he came back. 1798 01:15:36,400 --> 01:15:38,920 Yeah, but Tina wants to do this. She's a doctor. 1799 01:15:38,920 --> 01:15:41,120 So we'll go with that. And that leads to another 1800 01:15:41,120 --> 01:15:43,200 shootout. And I love this next part 1801 01:15:43,200 --> 01:15:45,400 because Tina takes off. She goes to flank the 1802 01:15:45,400 --> 01:15:47,480 leprechaun. Brooks ends up getting shot by 1803 01:15:47,480 --> 01:15:51,080 the laser in the shoulder, which makes him remove immediately all 1804 01:15:51,080 --> 01:15:52,720 his armor, his shirt and everything. 1805 01:15:52,880 --> 01:15:55,480 So now he's shirtless. And my boy was on that hydroxy 1806 01:15:55,480 --> 01:15:55,840 cut. Yeah. 1807 01:15:57,840 --> 01:15:59,200 Yeah, I mean. He looked great as reps. 1808 01:15:59,360 --> 01:16:02,000 Yeah. So Tina makes her way behind the 1809 01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:04,480 leprechaun, goes for that execution shot. 1810 01:16:04,480 --> 01:16:06,240 Problem is, there isn't a round in the chamber. 1811 01:16:06,240 --> 01:16:09,440 So instead hits the laser. Guys, we got us a giant 1812 01:16:09,440 --> 01:16:18,320 leprechaun. Why did you shoot him with 1813 01:16:18,680 --> 01:16:24,720 steroids? Yeah, I mean, the effect of him 1814 01:16:24,720 --> 01:16:27,840 getting turned big, we've talked about it was the worst thing 1815 01:16:27,840 --> 01:16:30,920 I've ever seen. It was so bad. 1816 01:16:30,920 --> 01:16:33,200 But I love the idea of turning him into a giant. 1817 01:16:33,200 --> 01:16:35,920 That seems like a cool idea. They clearly did not have the 1818 01:16:35,920 --> 01:16:38,080 ability to do this at this time. No. 1819 01:16:38,360 --> 01:16:39,960 Well, they did. They couldn't pay for it. 1820 01:16:40,080 --> 01:16:42,680 Yeah, because he turned big. And I would argue he didn't 1821 01:16:42,680 --> 01:16:45,120 really do anything. No, he no, he's just a giant. 1822 01:16:45,120 --> 01:16:47,240 He's a literal, like, giant with no power. 1823 01:16:47,280 --> 01:16:48,240 Yeah. He just, like, looks. 1824 01:16:48,600 --> 01:16:51,480 He just lifts things up and then just, like, kind of talks trash. 1825 01:16:51,680 --> 01:16:53,680 Yeah. The first thing he does do is 1826 01:16:53,680 --> 01:16:55,160 check out the size of his Dong all. 1827 01:16:58,240 --> 01:17:02,040 Right, big is good. Which we all would just just to 1828 01:17:02,040 --> 01:17:05,160 see what happened. What if it stayed the same size? 1829 01:17:07,520 --> 01:17:09,840 So Tina and Brooks end up splitting up. 1830 01:17:09,840 --> 01:17:11,560 Tina jumps into the ventilation shaft. 1831 01:17:11,560 --> 01:17:13,000 She's going for the control room. 1832 01:17:13,000 --> 01:17:14,880 Brooks is basically, I guess, going to distract the 1833 01:17:14,880 --> 01:17:17,120 leprechaun. So Tina's in these vents running 1834 01:17:17,120 --> 01:17:19,280 around. Mitten Spiders shows back up 1835 01:17:19,280 --> 01:17:22,760 only to RIP off her pants. So now we had the guy lose his 1836 01:17:22,760 --> 01:17:24,240 shirt. Now she's kind of in some 1837 01:17:24,240 --> 01:17:26,960 provocative outfit. And we have a giant leprechaun. 1838 01:17:27,640 --> 01:17:29,640 Yeah, she's in her underwear. That's the outfit. 1839 01:17:29,760 --> 01:17:31,840 Yeah. So the leprechaun is trying to 1840 01:17:31,840 --> 01:17:34,400 hunt Brooks. The problem is he's so big, and 1841 01:17:34,400 --> 01:17:37,360 Brooks is now so little, he just has a hard time finding him. 1842 01:17:37,360 --> 01:17:40,440 And even when he does find him, he's so slow he can't even grab 1843 01:17:40,440 --> 01:17:41,880 him there. Didn't really seem to be a 1844 01:17:41,880 --> 01:17:45,280 reason to turn the leprechaun big at all, other than just. 1845 01:17:45,760 --> 01:17:47,960 It's fun. So Tina ends up making it all 1846 01:17:47,960 --> 01:17:50,520 the way to the control room, gets the sticks when Mitten 1847 01:17:50,520 --> 01:17:52,640 Spider shows back up and attacks. 1848 01:17:52,640 --> 01:17:55,160 And again, I just have to see this where I threw in the thing. 1849 01:17:55,160 --> 01:17:57,960 Like he looks crazy. It actually is kind of scary. 1850 01:18:04,360 --> 01:18:06,360 You said the Thing, he looks like the character from the 1851 01:18:06,360 --> 01:18:08,480 Thing. He looks like a creature that 1852 01:18:08,480 --> 01:18:10,160 could be from the movie The Thing. 1853 01:18:10,160 --> 01:18:13,040 Yeah, it was kind of creepy looking because he had that 1854 01:18:13,040 --> 01:18:15,000 little tail with a scorpion thing on it. 1855 01:18:15,000 --> 01:18:16,560 It was gross. I would have liked to see a 1856 01:18:16,560 --> 01:18:18,800 little bit more of him. I guess I don't. 1857 01:18:18,800 --> 01:18:20,480 Know actually, you know what it's fine at this point in the 1858 01:18:20,480 --> 01:18:22,760 movie I was kind of like let's just get to that who cares? 1859 01:18:23,520 --> 01:18:26,640 Well luckily for Tina there just so happens to be a container of 1860 01:18:26,640 --> 01:18:30,480 liquid nitrogen next door. So she grabs the liquid nitrogen 1861 01:18:30,480 --> 01:18:33,760 sprays mitten spider freezes him up and he's like standing there 1862 01:18:33,760 --> 01:18:36,440 just like frozen solid. And I did love how his voice 1863 01:18:36,440 --> 01:18:40,920 turned tiny and he goes help me. Yeah, well, I'm like, why is he 1864 01:18:40,920 --> 01:18:43,080 saying that? I don't know. 1865 01:18:43,080 --> 01:18:45,480 He wants to be helped. Yeah, but it's like, it's just 1866 01:18:45,480 --> 01:18:47,080 like, oh, I didn't like it. It made me feel. 1867 01:18:47,080 --> 01:18:50,840 Bad for well, don't feel bad. Too bad because Tina shoots him. 1868 01:18:50,880 --> 01:18:57,000 He explodes all over the room. I mean, you had to do it. 1869 01:18:57,000 --> 01:18:58,600 He he wasn't going to survive this. 1870 01:18:59,000 --> 01:19:01,120 Yeah, so that's what's going on in the control room. 1871 01:19:01,120 --> 01:19:04,360 Men's spiders now gone. Back with the leprechaun. 1872 01:19:04,360 --> 01:19:07,200 Brooks grabs the Princess, carries her out of the cargo 1873 01:19:07,200 --> 01:19:08,800 Bay. Then they open the Bay door. 1874 01:19:08,800 --> 01:19:12,440 So the door shuts. That sails the outer door to 1875 01:19:12,440 --> 01:19:15,320 space opens up. Guys, we had a giant leprechaun 1876 01:19:15,320 --> 01:19:18,080 floating in space. Yeah, so that's a problem 1877 01:19:18,080 --> 01:19:20,040 because the leprechaun apparently can't survive out. 1878 01:19:20,400 --> 01:19:21,200 There. No, he can't. 1879 01:19:21,200 --> 01:19:23,960 And this is where we get to the worst special effects of the 1880 01:19:23,960 --> 01:19:26,560 movie, because this is where it does literally really look like 1881 01:19:26,560 --> 01:19:28,320 they took a picture and stretched it. 1882 01:19:28,320 --> 01:19:31,120 He starts to grow and expand, explodes. 1883 01:19:31,120 --> 01:19:39,760 He's dead. He's dead, but he does have a 1884 01:19:39,760 --> 01:19:41,760 little bit of a comeback we're going to see at the end. 1885 01:19:42,160 --> 01:19:44,160 But you know, it was just anti climatic. 1886 01:19:44,160 --> 01:19:46,400 It's like he was so big. I was expecting something fun to 1887 01:19:46,400 --> 01:19:49,280 happen, but nothing ever did. No, he just got sucked out. 1888 01:19:49,360 --> 01:19:52,640 He literally turned big, picked up things, couldn't find the 1889 01:19:52,640 --> 01:19:54,600 guy. And then I was like, then he got 1890 01:19:54,600 --> 01:19:56,760 sucked out. Yeah, that's that's all that 1891 01:19:56,760 --> 01:19:58,320 happened. Great idea turning in big, 1892 01:19:58,560 --> 01:20:02,560 horrible execution. So back in the control room we 1893 01:20:02,560 --> 01:20:04,200 got the whole password situation. 1894 01:20:04,200 --> 01:20:07,040 So Brooks shows up to help, and here are the ideas for the 1895 01:20:07,040 --> 01:20:09,560 password we have. Scientist, Genius. 1896 01:20:09,560 --> 01:20:13,120 Fair, brilliant scientist. And then, last but not least, 1897 01:20:13,240 --> 01:20:15,680 wizard. They put Wizard in Dead nation. 1898 01:20:15,680 --> 01:20:17,320 Cancelled. Boom. 1899 01:20:17,480 --> 01:20:18,880 Ship saved. Ship saved. 1900 01:20:18,880 --> 01:20:21,440 But then they spot something outside the little hatch. 1901 01:20:21,440 --> 01:20:23,400 Something's floating by the spaceship. 1902 01:20:23,560 --> 01:20:26,480 And what is? It A giant leprechaun hand with 1903 01:20:26,480 --> 01:20:29,520 a middle finger sticking up, completely fell apart, didn't 1904 01:20:29,520 --> 01:20:35,000 he? Same to you pal, flipping them 1905 01:20:35,000 --> 01:20:37,200 off. I like to think that was to us 1906 01:20:37,200 --> 01:20:41,520 too, like the audience, like if you if you just watch the worst 1907 01:20:41,520 --> 01:20:45,640 leprechaun ever and guys, that's in the movie Leprechaun 4IN 1908 01:20:45,640 --> 01:20:47,440 space. I mean, I don't even know what 1909 01:20:47,440 --> 01:20:50,160 to say about this. This is just the probably the 1910 01:20:50,160 --> 01:20:53,000 craziest movie I've ever seen. Well, I'd say you go ahead and 1911 01:20:53,000 --> 01:20:56,760 give your final rating, Darren. All right, well, as far as story 1912 01:20:56,760 --> 01:20:58,400 wise, this is the worst leprechaun. 1913 01:20:58,400 --> 01:21:00,360 I mean, it's the worst all the way around. 1914 01:21:00,360 --> 01:21:03,320 The effects were God awful. The story was awful, acting was 1915 01:21:03,320 --> 01:21:07,120 really bad, but I will say they went out out there like they do, 1916 01:21:07,120 --> 01:21:09,720 you know, it's like just a bunch of random crazy ideas. 1917 01:21:09,720 --> 01:21:12,080 You want a spider Man robot in the movie? 1918 01:21:12,080 --> 01:21:14,200 Let's do it. Giant leprechaun, let's do it. 1919 01:21:14,520 --> 01:21:16,680 Cross dressing Sergeant, let's do it. 1920 01:21:16,760 --> 01:21:19,600 It didn't make sense at all. I hate that they didn't make the 1921 01:21:19,600 --> 01:21:21,440 leprechaun rhyme. I would give it a better score 1922 01:21:21,440 --> 01:21:24,600 if they did. But I will say it's kind of fun 1923 01:21:24,600 --> 01:21:28,400 in the way that it's so insane. I just never thought, never 1924 01:21:28,400 --> 01:21:30,400 thought a movie would go there. And I don't think I've ever seen 1925 01:21:30,400 --> 01:21:31,480 this before. Have you? 1926 01:21:32,160 --> 01:21:33,800 Yeah, I watch. I think I watched it one time. 1927 01:21:33,800 --> 01:21:37,920 OK, so my overall score, I mean, and I got to say, as with any 1928 01:21:37,920 --> 01:21:40,840 leprechaun there, it wasn't scary, but I don't even watch 1929 01:21:40,840 --> 01:21:43,440 these for scary necessarily. I like a little bit of that in 1930 01:21:43,440 --> 01:21:47,520 here, but it wasn't at all. I'm going to give this a 5.9. 1931 01:21:48,400 --> 01:21:49,400 Generous. Generous. 1932 01:21:49,400 --> 01:21:50,840 Yeah, it was fine. Yeah. 1933 01:21:50,840 --> 01:21:53,000 It's a terrible movie. It's definitely the worst of the 1934 01:21:53,000 --> 01:21:55,360 franchise that I've seen. I I don't know of the newer 1935 01:21:55,360 --> 01:21:58,000 ones, I haven't watched any of those, but it's terrible. 1936 01:21:58,000 --> 01:22:00,240 The plot is stupid, writing's terrible. 1937 01:22:00,240 --> 01:22:03,160 I did like the Princess and leprechaun relationship again. 1938 01:22:03,160 --> 01:22:04,480 I think that's like Bride of Chucky. 1939 01:22:04,480 --> 01:22:06,320 I just like to see them go through that. 1940 01:22:06,480 --> 01:22:07,960 It's funny 'cause we talked about that. 1941 01:22:08,080 --> 01:22:10,800 I think maybe this last episode, maybe 1 before, who knows, but 1942 01:22:10,800 --> 01:22:12,520 they gave it to us, but not enough. 1943 01:22:12,520 --> 01:22:14,960 Mitten Spider was actually a cool little creature. 1944 01:22:14,960 --> 01:22:16,400 I kind of like that. I don't know. 1945 01:22:16,440 --> 01:22:18,600 Acting was horrible, plot was worse. 1946 01:22:18,680 --> 01:22:21,200 Overall it's just guys, it's a horrible movie. 1947 01:22:21,200 --> 01:22:24,920 Like that's all there is too. It's bad, but if you're a fan of 1948 01:22:24,920 --> 01:22:28,720 the Leprechaun, I feel like this is a movie you grow to love. 1949 01:22:28,840 --> 01:22:30,880 Like there's something about it. I feel like all of us that go 1950 01:22:30,880 --> 01:22:32,320 through this movie is kind of like. 1951 01:22:32,720 --> 01:22:33,800 There's something we love about it. 1952 01:22:33,800 --> 01:22:35,320 Couldn't you? Wouldn't you say like a great 1953 01:22:35,320 --> 01:22:37,280 party movie? Just throw this thing on and 1954 01:22:37,280 --> 01:22:39,120 just it's going to start conversation. 1955 01:22:39,240 --> 01:22:40,480 It will. I don't know. 1956 01:22:40,480 --> 01:22:43,560 You have to be a fan fan of the franchise to enjoy it though, 1957 01:22:43,560 --> 01:22:45,400 because I do a certain type of special. 1958 01:22:47,040 --> 01:22:51,920 Yeah, this is a four. .2 but I did enjoy it okay that's all 1959 01:22:51,920 --> 01:22:55,920 I'll say about it yeah So what have we learned survival rules I 1960 01:22:55,920 --> 01:22:58,360 don't know there's really not a lot don't steal leprechaun gold 1961 01:22:58,360 --> 01:23:02,040 that's like goes on everything right absolutely don't piss on a 1962 01:23:02,040 --> 01:23:03,840 leprechaun. We learned that that doesn't 1963 01:23:03,840 --> 01:23:05,600 work well. I'd say peeing on anything you 1964 01:23:05,600 --> 01:23:07,840 just killed is a bad idea. Disrespectful. 1965 01:23:07,840 --> 01:23:09,080 Yeah. If you can turn him into a 1966 01:23:09,080 --> 01:23:11,120 giant, do that 'cause he kind of sucks. 1967 01:23:11,120 --> 01:23:12,640 Yeah. He seems not able to do 1968 01:23:12,640 --> 01:23:14,560 anything. I would argue that he probably 1969 01:23:14,560 --> 01:23:17,000 could turn himself small again, but not in this movie. 1970 01:23:17,080 --> 01:23:19,160 No, that's all I had for survival rules. 1971 01:23:19,160 --> 01:23:21,480 Let's jump into trivia according to Dave. 1972 01:23:21,600 --> 01:23:24,480 Trippet, the executive in charge of production for the first 3 1973 01:23:24,480 --> 01:23:26,520 movies. This film originally started out 1974 01:23:26,520 --> 01:23:29,600 as a spoof of Apollo 13. Wow, ambitious. 1975 01:23:29,640 --> 01:23:32,360 A senior try. How do you say is it Trimark? 1976 01:23:32,360 --> 01:23:34,320 It's trademark. Trademark. 1977 01:23:34,320 --> 01:23:37,320 Just Tri mark Trimark. I'm going to say Trimark 1978 01:23:37,320 --> 01:23:39,720 executive saw the promo art for Apollo 13. 1979 01:23:39,720 --> 01:23:43,720 Amelia had artwork made-up replacing Tom Hanks face on the 1980 01:23:43,720 --> 01:23:46,560 poster with that of the Leprechaun, and that's what 1981 01:23:46,560 --> 01:23:49,040 started the script. I got to know who is this man? 1982 01:23:50,240 --> 01:23:53,080 OK, so the next piece of trivia, The leprechauns never referred 1983 01:23:53,080 --> 01:23:54,840 to as a leprechaun. He's always called alien, 1984 01:23:54,840 --> 01:23:57,400 monster, or bastard, some combination of that. 1985 01:23:57,400 --> 01:23:59,440 Why is that? I don't know. 1986 01:23:59,880 --> 01:24:02,520 It's just a fact, OK? They should have called it alien 1987 01:24:02,520 --> 01:24:04,120 in space. That is true because they never 1988 01:24:04,120 --> 01:24:06,000 say like, oh, there's a leprechaun and there's no 1989 01:24:06,000 --> 01:24:09,200 leprechaun lore, so he's really not even a leprechaun. 1990 01:24:09,200 --> 01:24:11,840 Other than that, we know that that looks like a leprechaun. 1991 01:24:11,920 --> 01:24:14,480 Yeah, the Leprechaun uses a lightsaber dispatch. 1992 01:24:14,480 --> 01:24:18,120 The Marine Lucky Warwick Davis himself has appeared in several 1993 01:24:18,120 --> 01:24:21,080 Star Wars movies, most notably as Wicked. 1994 01:24:21,160 --> 01:24:24,920 The Ewok in Star Wars Episode 4 or No? 1995 01:24:24,920 --> 01:24:27,360 That's 6. Episode 6, Return of the Jedi. 1996 01:24:27,400 --> 01:24:31,160 That's one of the early ones. I know the numbers throw me off. 1997 01:24:31,160 --> 01:24:32,960 Yeah, I love the Ewoks. That's cool. 1998 01:24:33,120 --> 01:24:36,000 At about 8 minutes into the film, 2 Millennium Falcon toys 1999 01:24:36,000 --> 01:24:38,880 can be seen painted on the walls of the drop ship. 2000 01:24:39,400 --> 01:24:41,040 Cool. We obviously know they ripped 2001 01:24:41,480 --> 01:24:43,280 there. They were influenced by Star 2002 01:24:43,280 --> 01:24:43,800 Wars. Yeah. 2003 01:24:43,960 --> 01:24:47,480 OK, Apparently the character Brooks in this film had a strong 2004 01:24:47,480 --> 01:24:49,440 resemblance to Sylvester Stallone. 2005 01:24:49,440 --> 01:24:52,320 That's hard to say. Sylvester Stallone, the 2006 01:24:52,320 --> 01:24:55,520 director, decided that he was going to have him actually do a 2007 01:24:55,520 --> 01:24:58,080 Stallone impression for the entire film, but dropped the 2008 01:24:58,080 --> 01:25:01,800 idea for legal issues. This director's wild that is 2009 01:25:01,800 --> 01:25:03,440 such a. Crazy idea. 2010 01:25:03,440 --> 01:25:05,720 Why would he do that? I would have actually enjoyed 2011 01:25:05,720 --> 01:25:08,280 that, I think if he. Yeah, you know, I don't even 2012 01:25:08,280 --> 01:25:09,560 care. This movie, there's like no 2013 01:25:09,560 --> 01:25:10,680 rules. Who cares? 2014 01:25:10,840 --> 01:25:14,040 Brian Smith has said that he was disappointed by the final 2015 01:25:14,040 --> 01:25:17,840 quality of the special effects, calling them below PlayStation. 2016 01:25:17,960 --> 01:25:20,120 Yeah, absolutely. They were awful. 2017 01:25:20,240 --> 01:25:21,520 Yeah. I think I read something that 2018 01:25:21,520 --> 01:25:25,280 basically like the CGI I, I guess they do like several runs 2019 01:25:25,280 --> 01:25:28,560 through CGI to perfect it, but they were like, so low budget, 2020 01:25:28,560 --> 01:25:30,240 they just took the first rendition. 2021 01:25:30,240 --> 01:25:32,920 So apparently the guy who plays the Sergeant, this movie was 2022 01:25:32,920 --> 01:25:36,640 cast in Full Metal Jacket as that Sergeant originally. 2023 01:25:36,840 --> 01:25:39,360 Oh, wow. Before that, I think it's Arlie 2024 01:25:39,360 --> 01:25:44,320 Remy or Ermi or me, the guy from TCM 22,000. 2025 01:25:44,320 --> 01:25:45,920 Three. Yeah, but he's like, I mean, 2026 01:25:45,920 --> 01:25:48,840 Arlie, Ermi's, like, legendary for that role. 2027 01:25:48,960 --> 01:25:51,840 I know he does it great. So apparently this guy always 2028 01:25:51,840 --> 01:25:54,040 wanted to play that role. 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