Oh, hello All right, welcome back to Fright Night Flicks here
with Dan and Darren. What's up guys?
What is up everyone? Do you like spaceships,
Princesses. Lightsabers.
Space Marines, human, robot, scorpion, tarantulas, monsters,
and state-of-the-art CGI. Well, you're in luck, because
today we're reviewing the 1996 leprechaun #4 in space.
I am a towels and demons from hell.
Death and destruction are my game.
Agony, this is my name. You laughed.
Well, no, I don't remember the monster.
Well, it says, well I should say I guess alien.
I don't even know what you're talking about.
What? You don't remember?
What are you? Wait, what are you talking
about? Alien.
Well, it's not an alien, you idiot.
Well, he's considered an alien. The Leprechaun.
When does he look? Like a he comes out of a.
Oh, yeah, it's OK. You're you're an idiot.
OK, Well, no, you leave later. How do you not put that
together? Well, you had it written where
he's not a alien. He comes out of a piece.
It's the same. He said that word far to me,
John. I don't believe it all.
OK Anyways, yes, so we're talking about the Leprechaun and
he is in space. And if you want to know what
it's really about, well, the Leprechaun battles Space Marines
while trying to woo a Princess. And actually, I think that for
the first time, that is an accurate representation of the
movie. Yeah, that's pretty much what's
going on. There's no, it's not that much
deeper. I mean, it's a leprechaun in
space. How are you going to make that
movie? Well, but not a great writing,
I'll tell you that. But if you want to know who
directed it, it's Brian Tricard's Smith writers, Mark
Jones, Dennis Pratt, actor Warwick Davis is back again.
Legend, legend. All respect to Warwick.
To you and yours, Warwick. Shout out Rotten Tomatoes
critics give it a 44% audience, a 21 actually surprisingly
higher than I thought. I am flabbergasted.
At the fact that the critics gave it a higher score than the
audience. And even like to be close to
A50. I I don't understand.
Well, I don't want to give anything away to our initial
impressions because we haven't even discussed this with each
other yet. Yeah, I have a feeling he's
going negative, though. That's all I'll say.
Well, we'll find out. Sometimes I go negative, but it
turns into positive. But before we get there, I
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I think he got it mixed up, bud. He got it mixed up.
All right, let's get into the critic reviews.
What do the people have to say about the leprechaun in space,
starting with Einstats? Sure.
Now the evil cackling is in outer space.
Why? Why not?
The little yappy freak had to go somewhere.
He was running out of plots on Earth.
This time he's after a wife who will make him a king.
It's to be a marriage of convenience.
Three stars. I'd love that he called him a
little yappy. Do you call him a freak?
Sure. I'm going to say you call him a
freak. That's funny.
It's true. We ran out of places for him to
go, so they threw him in space because, hey, why not?
Everything's better in space. It is, but I would argue, I
mean, I guess we had to go to space to get to the Hood because
the next one we're doing is the Hood and I can't wait because I
think the Hoods are my favorite movies.
Well. We'll see.
I honestly don't remember it, but I'm think I'm going to love
it. And I will say he actually
didn't have to go into space. But why not?
No, I don't know why not. Next review we have Christopher
Bachelor, best in the series. If you like bad horror movies
then look no further. A perfect example of what a
ridiculous horror movie should be.
Famous last words, Ridiculous dance numbers, cliche moments.
A goldmine. Grade A material.
I don't want to spoil too much, but none.
Chuck Who? Four stars.
I love the review. I love the energy.
This is a great bad horror movie.
I don't even understand what nun.
Oh wait, I do know what nun, Chuck.
Who means? I know a nun, Chuck, but what's
the hoop? I didn't know if I misspelled
that when I wrote it in. Did you know there's Marines in
this movie, by the way? Yeah, they're Space Marines.
They say that because they mentioned it a million times.
I was like, are you joking? That's all they talk about.
They can't stop talking about being Space Marines or Marines,
whatever that means in this time period.
Who knows? It doesn't mean anything really
good. Next we have Michael Bolt.
Oh, now this freaking leprechaun is in space.
Dude, what a hater. Oh OK, how the crap did he get
there? With no good acting and a
surprisingly funny bit involving a light Saber, which is the only
good thing. This one is a total flop of a
movie in a floppy franchise. You also get to see some
leprechaun grow enormous to check out his huge sausage.
What a waste. One star that he's not wrong.
No, that definitely happens. Yeah, it's ridiculous, but I
get, you know what I can't. I would say it's ridiculed more.
They could play all the words. Yeah, well.
That killed my joke, so let's move on.
All right, let's just get into our initial impressions.
First of all, I'm going to just start off, dude, the CGI, if
that's what you want to call it, maybe some of the worst I've
ever seen. I think this might be offensive
to the term CGI. But the leprechaun gets big.
Hey, I can show you what they did here.
I'm going to do. No, I want to be big.
I'll turn you small. Let's shrink.
Dan. Hey, you don't do your voice.
I got you. Hey, we'll now talk like a
little person. Hi.
Hello, guys. What's going on?
I'm going to make myself big. I'm going to pick Dan up.
So how are the people, Dan? That's what it was like.
It is as if they just. Stretched Warwick out.
Well, I said it. I have a later in here, but
we're just going to go to it now.
It looked like a PNG file that you just grabbed the corners and
stretch. Yeah, yeah, that's it.
It's like all you have to do is right click and do the distort
option. Yeah.
And you can Photoshop you can do this.
Yeah, it was. The worst graphics I've probably
ever seen. This thing looks like it was
made in the 80s. Oh dude it is so bad.
Like even the spaceships there's like I think they tried to do
like a. Light jump and it just looks
like doesn't make sense. It looks like they just cut
frames. Yes, the graphics were awful.
You know what I did like the spider human guy.
I thought OK, because that was like a practical effect.
OK, so yes, there is a Doctor Minhand who turns into.
Well, I'll save that for a little.
Yeah, we don't want to spoil. Anything with this one.
But that thing looked crazy. I actually thought that was
actually good. Good effects.
I agree that it was gross. Like, it kind of like disturbed
me a little, which was good. Yeah.
Look, let's let's kind of give a little breakdown here.
So wait, let's tell the story. Sometimes I think we talk about
it without really telling what it's about.
OK, so. There's a leprechaun.
I mean, we're going to talk all about it, but basically a
leprechaun. There's Space Marines that have
to go to a planet to kill an alien.
The alien is the leprechaun. They don't even call him the
leprechaun in this movie. He's known as like the alien.
It doesn't. Seem like they really even knew
what they were doing there. But I don't know what he was
really doing there either. But.
We don't have to go too much into it.
Also you have to know is the leprechaun wants to be king so
he tries to take a Princess. The Princess gets captured by
the space marines so now the Princess is on the spaceship
with the marines. The leprechaun comes there to
save the Princess or take her, whichever way you want to look
at it. And that's where we're at.
We're at, Yeah. There's also a human hybrid
robot who then becomes a. Spider, that's true, yes.
There's also cyborgs. Yeah.
Oh hey, how about when the Princess flashed us?
How crazy was that? I have some back story on what
happened there. Oh, OK.
I can't wait to see. Yeah, yeah.
Well, when we go over it, we'll talk about it because there is
somewhat of a reason. It's really stupid and I can't
wait to clown on it. Yeah.
So let's just say this. The story is incredibly bad.
I mean, there is no plot that we just told you.
They're on a spaceship. The leprechauns going around
killing people. Yeah.
Let's talk about the leprechaun real quick.
He doesn't rhyme in this movie. Bro, that's what I had I had
written down no rhyming. I maybe one time Ryan, I think
there's one rhyme. I don't even remember what it
was, but it wasn't like he more monologues after I said last
episode, if you remember, I wanted all rhyming.
Well, I got the reverse of that. Horrible.
He's totally different. Well, in the beginning, he comes
off very proper. Yes.
I mean, he's trying to woo the Princess, but it's like, this is
not the leprechaun. I remember.
Yeah. He's like an eloquent man or a
man of leisure. I don't know.
He's. I mean, I'll we'll talk about
it. He comes out in a tuxedo, so
take that for what it's. He still kind of acts like
himself, but it's not the quite the you got to run.
Also we have like a lot of gun battles with a leprechaun, don't
need that. A leprechaun with a lightsaber?
Yeah, that's just awesome. I would have loved more that, to
be honest. The Sergeant Marine at one point
becomes a crossdresser or like a drag show host.
Dude, yeah. I don't know what that was.
I'm pretty sure we see a Dong, too.
Oh, of him, maybe. OK, well, I didn't look that.
We may have to. Pause and look into this.
We don't have to do that at all. Wow, we're not even watching it.
Did you? Like to me, the thing that drove
me nuts is all these guns that shoot, it's just sound effects.
Like, there's no. Yeah.
I feel like you never see them hit anything.
Well, no, It's just constant gun battles with no one getting
taken out. Yeah.
So that's the leprechaun in
space. It is insanity.
Well, do we give an do we give an inkling on if we liked it or
not? I think we kind of have to tell
him. I mean, I think we'll say it's a
terrible movie. Wow, he really gave a lot of way
there. But it may be good.
I'm just going to say I enjoyed it.
It is God awful though. Yeah, I I had the guys at work
watch this. Not impressed.
Yeah, you see, you have to be a fan of the leprechaun or else
you you kind of have to understand what they did because
they just said, hey, we know what we are and we're just going
to do that. Yeah, but I wish they would have
kept the essence of the con. The rhyming.
You mean the leprechaun himself? Yeah, I I agree.
He came off a little bit different in this one.
I I. Agree with that.
You want to jump into it? Let's go.
All right. Now we begin with the leprechaun
in space. So we start off with a
state-of-the-art spaceship. I'm just kidding.
It's not really. In fact, you just see some rooms
inside. I don't even know who's really
man. I guess Doctor Minhan runs this
whole ship. This.
You can't look too much into it. This is like a maid for TV
movie. Did this even get a theatrical?
Role, There's no way. There's no way.
I think the last movie they started just going straight to
video. So there's a band of Space
Marines who've been contracted to destroy an alien who has been
disrupt, disrupting the mining operations that you never really
see. No, they just need a reason for
the Marine. Oh my gosh, they no, they just
need a no, they just needed a reason for the Marines to go out
there and get the leprechaun. By the way, he said banned.
They're not actually in a band. It's just a group of people.
Did I say banned? Well, yeah, but it's not wrong.
You're just a group of people, like band of brothers, bro.
Yeah, I want to make sure not a band.
Like they play music. I think they thought we were
talking about a band. This movie is so crazy.
Can you tell me that would not be believable in this world?
It. Was one of the stupider things
you said in a while. I'm just.
Doing it for they're not idiots. You're the idiot I've seen this
movie is so stupid. Yes, they could also be a group
of Marines who are in a band as well.
Arguably, that may have been when you're not wrong.
I could be part of this movie. Dingle Leprechaun comes out of a
Wiener. Don't give it away.
We already did, but whatever. Anyways, so Doctor Menhand runs
the spaceship. He's like in charge of it.
He pilots it. He does all that.
And basically for the first like part of the movie, you just see
his head in the screen. That's all you're seeing.
Now if I had to describe Doctor Menhand, I would say a mix of
Doctor Evil and Hitler. OK, yeah, that's fair.
He he seems like he may have alopecia or something like no.
Facial hair, well, I think he's got other problems than that.
Well. Yeah, do we?
Give it away now. We already did.
Yeah. Well, yeah, he's well.
OK, we'll just leave it. They already kind of heard.
We don't need to get into it. We won't tell you too much about
him, but you only see his head. So I wonder what where the rest
of them is. You know, I forgot.
Dude. There's something I'm really
excited to see if you caught in this movie.
OK? There's a sound effect and I
don't think you caught it. Oh, the doors.
OK, you are you kidding me? Did you look it up?
No, I knew. Immediately what that was Well,
let's just say it, I didn't look it up, but these door, the door
sound effects has to be from doom, right?
Absolutely, Yeah. Yeah.
And I gotta say, I couldn't love it more.
Super nostalgic for Doom. And when I heard that sound
effect, I knew right away I was like, dude, that is from Doom.
I thought it was so cool. We loved.
That was like my favorite video game, maybe one of my favorite
all times. And we loved that when we were
kids. But yeah, as soon as I heard
that, I'm like way, no way did they do that.
Yeah. Is there any?
Story behind that or? No.
Well, here's the story. They got the sound effect from
Doom and put it in the movie. Hey, enough said.
Love did a good job. We just did a Simo drink.
That's pretty sick. Do you?
Want me to leave that in maybe? If things get a little loose in
this podcast, I'm going to be honest.
We're having a couple of beers during a leprechaun in space.
I mean, I feel like if there's any movie we should, this is it.
I don't I think we should do this movie sober.
Yeah and also I just wanted to say that because we just had a
simal drink that we had to throw and check it out.
Well, maybe I already put it in. Well then you just saw it.
So these Space Marines have a commander and this commanders
name is Sergeant Hooker. But everywhere I see him
referenced like in the credits and stuff, they call him
Metalhead. Well, let's just call him
Sergeant. To make it.
Easy. But I don't think they ever
called him Metalhead in the movie.
I never heard Metalhead. Yeah, it's like I heard
Sergeant, though. That's why it's Sergeant Hooker,
Okay. And yeah, by Metalhead, he has a
piece of metal covering half of his head.
And guys don't get it. This isn't done very well.
They basically like glued a piece of like aluminum foil on
his head and then stuck play DoH around it.
Is that what they did? No, I see that you the fact that
you would believe it, it looks. Awful.
Everything looks awful this whole movie that even the like
the environment you're in it just looks fake.
Everything looks fake. You know what you're getting as
soon as you start like there's and you guys know from hearing
it from us like it doesn't get much more than what we're
saying. But it will get fun and
interesting. Yes.
OK, so do you know how he got that metal plate in his head?
Yes, because he saved one of the other Marines.
There was a space shuttle crash and he carried a wounded Marine
for 15 miles. And that Marine was that guy.
They don't say that. Well, he said he they inferred
it. They did because he said like,
oh, yeah, that Marine still alive.
And if you call this being alive, being on the ship, but
they didn't say it, but that's what they just did.
Possible he was the one who got saved.
Unconfirmed. All right, You know.
Now, before the mission kicks off, Doctor Midden Hand
surprises the Marines because he's assigned them a doctor,
Doctor Tina Reeves, to the group.
Now, Tina Reeves, what she call her Tina, she is the biological
officer. Her whole purpose is to take
samples. Darren, did she take any
samples? No, Daniel, she did not, and I
don't even know what she was supposed to take samples of.
It's a great question, I guess, of the Earth, of the space moon.
This thing just throws you right in the middle of this group.
I don't know what's going on. Honestly The funny thing about
her is she is not a doctor but yet does doctors.
That's all she does is doctor stuff.
But why do you say she's not a doctor?
I thought she was a doctor. She's like a biologist, Like a
PhD in biology. Doctor of biology.
Yeah, but you're not like a medical doctor.
Well, she doesn't claim to be. She's a doctor of biology.
When we run into the Princess, she's doing a lot of medical
stuff. Oh.
Interesting. OK, she doesn't do any.
Biology stuff. I think she's a doctor in
general, Daniel. Yeah, General Doctor.
Anyways, as they prep for battle, Brooks gets tasked with
watching Reeves. So Brooks is like the Chad
Marine, right? I mean, he's described, yeah,
he's good looking. He's ripped.
His shirt's going to be off later.
Yeah, these two are going to have a little bit of a
relationship going on. Yeah, You can tell there's a
little sexual tension, but, well, she's kind of just like a
total bee to him right off the bat.
But then, of course, that's going to kind of mold.
And then there's going to be some love that brews out of
there. Yeah.
Well, his first mission. Is to put the body armor on her
and it seems to be a very difficult one.
I like that the did you have the line that the buddy said see?
The problem my friend is having, he's never had to put clothes on
a woman as you were sticks, which is the implication.
He's only used to taking clothes off.
But I'm like, who puts clothes on girls?
Who would even do that, you know?
That that is weird. It's a stupid line.
It is a stupid line, yeah. But anyways, I don't care.
He it takes him forever to put this on.
He's basically groping her while he's doing.
It, well, it's. Also in a spaceship that's
moving. So it's.
Is it though? Let's be real, Nothing.
Come on, is there even crowd? There's no gravity issues or
anything. Well, in the world, we're
supposed to assume it's moving. All right, first let's talk
about this body armor, because I don't think there's any armor in
this thing. Of course not.
This is a vest, Yes. Also body armor isn't it's
supposed to cover like vital organs?
I think so, yes. I believe exposes your chest.
That's all it does. It's like a huge V cut.
You know, it's AV cut. It just opened like there's
nothing to. It's a vest.
It's a stylish armor. Anyways, that's them.
They're getting ready for battle.
We cut over to the leprechaun den and he's in The Cave on this
distant planet that they're travelling to.
Now this is where we see the leprechauns a little different,
because when he first shows up, he's wearing a tuxedo and
smoking cigarette, but not like smoking it.
He's got it on one of those sticks.
I don't know. It's supposed to be like maybe a
luxurious thing. It looks very fancy.
He looks very refined. He's quite the gentleman now.
Shriek, spide dear, provide a perfect accompaniment to this
romantic evening. Yes, which I I like the switch
up. It's fun.
I'm like, OK, here we're doing this.
Let's go. Yeah, but I need more rhyming.
But that's my own thing. No, it's not your own thing.
I'm don't act like that's just you.
I totally agree. Well, you just seem to like what
he was doing. I like that they have him
proper, but I would love it. Doesn't make any sense.
He's on a space planet, but now he's like a proper leprechaun.
Oh my God, Daniel, he's in space.
Does that make sense? Yeah, that's where he lives.
No, it doesn't make sense just sitting on a planet by himself
in a cave. He's now an.
Alien leprechaun. Well, he isn't alone because
he's trapped the space Princess named Zarina.
Now, Zarina's from the planet Dominia.
You'll hear that a few times. And his whole thing is he wants
her to be his bride. So he sits down, They drink some
wine. And of course, it's still so
stupid. They're drinking out of, like,
wine glasses, but they have, like, green fluid in them.
Yeah, it's leprechaun juice. He only drinks green stuff.
Everything's got to be green coated.
Yeah, I did love the part where he was basically telling her
that she's going to be his bride and she just domes him with a
bun. Did you see?
As fun at his head. It's like a roll and she just
hits a right in the face. Just great disrespect.
About a. Boy here, Well, the little Oh,
God. Oh no.
Are you going to explain why he like the whole motive for both
sides here? Yeah.
Well, he goes on to say that her father was a king.
Apparently he gave all his money to the people.
So her family is somewhat poor. So.
She's in need of money. Yeah, and she wants to be a
queen. She wants the the money.
I mean, she's a gold digger. A space gold digger.
Yeah. And to this leprechaun makes it
very clear that he can make her rich.
In fact, he does his little magic and a bunch of, like,
bowls of jewels and gold manifest on this table.
Did you have a problem with this?
No. I thought it was some of the
most looking golden jewels I've ever seen.
Like this stuff looks terrible. Yes, this is like a dollar store
by 100% agree with you, but that is this whole movie.
We have a dollar store movie going on.
You know actually that is true. There's you.
There's more that I didn't like. We'll talk about later.
The thing I don't like about this whole situation is so
that's the trade off. The leprechauns going to give
her gold and in return he's going to be apparently the king
at some point and he wants the power.
That's what he wants. Now, he's not motivated by gold
necessarily. He does love his gold, but now
he wants the power. And I don't, I don't really know
why that turn happened, but that's where we're at.
Well, when you go to space, things change.
Maybe what also annoyed me with this a little bit is that he
acts like he's going to give her the gold.
And I believe in this moment he's like, yeah, I'll give you
the gold as long as you, you know, give me the kingship or
whatever. But then later he like flips on
it where he's like, oh, wait, I didn't even think about it.
I don't want to give my gold away.
It's like, which one is a LEP, you know?
Well, yes, he does totally go back because he starts thinking
about it and when he thinks that he has to give up his gold, he
can't live with that. So he comes up with a whole plan
and we'll get to it when we get there.
But it's so stupid. It's like, dude, our leprechaun
does not part with his gold ever.
No, they like from the beginning they should have been like, OK,
here's this thing he's going to fake.
Like he's going to give her the gold, but he's not really going
to do it. But that's not the way they made
it seem. So the Princess loves this idea
because she though like her biggest fear is being a calm,
like one of the common folk. Yep.
So the leprechaun then pulls out.
I don't do I don't even know what he did here.
It seemed like maybe a piece of gold or something.
And he kind of like seems to hypnotize where he's like, gold
is power, gold is power. And from this point on, she's
all in. Yeah, but that's The thing is
like he didn't need to do this because it seemed like she was
in anyways, so that. Kind of was confusing.
Yeah, that's the whole, again, kind of piggybacking what I,
what I said earlier about the confusing part of the
leprechaun. This is also confusing because
it's like he didn't have to hypnotize her because she needs
gold. He has gold, she wants the gold.
She was going to do it. Right.
And even at the end of this, I think it kind of still plays
that out that way, right? I don't know.
I'm not sure either. All right, so this soldiers land
on the planet and all I can say is it's very purple, like the
sky is purple. It doesn't look great.
Okay, it looks terrible. So the soldiers pull out a
tracking device, which also is it just has a green dot that's
going to show where the alien is.
Yeah, fair enough. They tracked the leprechauns
cave and one of the soldiers whose name is lucky just decides
to like Yolo this cave just goes in by himself.
Well, he's got to be the scout I guess.
Sure. So he goes in, runs into a
random alien type creature. I don't even know else to
describe it. It's like a little mouth with
teeth. It was a blue smush dog monster.
I don't know what it was because I'm like, oh, this is
interesting. So the leprechaun has some of
these guard dogs or something? Sure, it's the only one you see.
Yeah, and it gets blasted away and we.
Never see it again. The whole purpose of this is
that when he shoots this thing, he gives away his position to
the leprechaun. So the Space Marines here, the
shot, they run in The Cave. The Sergeant comes in and he
decides, you know what? Let's just send Lucky down this
random cave. We're going to all go this way.
So yet again, this guy is just going solo.
I'm sure this is going to workout well for.
Yeah, so he goes into this cave, and this new cave he goes in is
just lined with gold, gold everywhere.
And there just so happens to be a table with gold and jewels.
So Lucky runs over. And decides I'm going to just
fill up my helmet with all of this.
Kind of forgets about the mission entirely.
Yeah. Hey, when you're hunting a space
monster, don't fall for the bait.
Come on. No, come on.
So at the same time as lucky as cramming all this stuff into his
helmet, the leprechaun is sneaking up behind him.
And I would say you're not going to believe this, but I'm pretty
sure you will at this point. He pulls out a small green light
Saber. I got to say I absolutely loved
this. I can't believe they gave him a
lightsaber. You know, the only problem I had
is they didn't show anything. Well, yeah, I wanted to see some
moves like Yoda, you know what I'm saying?
When he got his lightsaber, he's flipping around.
Yeah, I wanted to see him have those abilities.
Unfortunately, we literally don't see the kill at all.
No, usually he just slashes Lucky and he falls to his knees.
And he's like. And that's the end of the
lightsaber, right? That's it.
I would have loved to see him like throw a lightsaber through
someone then retract it back into his hand, you know?
I would as well. That's not this movie.
Maybe have him act like it's a penis and.
Run around you. Know that would have fit with
this movie. It would have been great.
Just great ideas for the next one.
Dude LEP in space too. It's an.
Option, I guess. Well, the leprechaun drops the
Saber and instead picks up a pistol.
And guys, now we got us a gunfight, so he's sneaking
around The Cave. Like taking cover, Marines, like
swarming. They're all firing at him.
And to be honest, the leprechaun's kind of holding his
own because honestly, these guns, I would argue, don't fire
anything. I don't know that anyone even
gets hit at all. And can we just say this movie
is a straight Star Wars RIP off? Yeah, These are laser guns,
guys. This is Star Wars.
It's. Yeah.
They're blasters. Yeah, but they don't hit
anything. No, it's like, it's like the
Disney ride, you know? So the so the leprechaun's
taking cover. Like I said, he's doing OK and
hella marine throws A grenade. Now the problem is Princess
Serena walks like directly over it.
The leprechaun sees his bride is about to get blown up, So what
does he do? Pulls a Medal of Honor move,
runs over, pushes her out of the way, jumps on top of the grenade
shielding her from it. BOOM, explosion leprechaun all
over the place. I mean, I absolutely love that
he did that for. Her a sacrifice, yeah.
I mean I. Don't know what else to say.
He's a hero now. The Princess didn't come out
unscathed because she gets knocked out.
Her hand gets blown off, which leads us to our first bit of
comedic relief. Said that like you're like a
British dude. Comedic relief.
Yeah, like a jester. So one of the soldiers goes,
yells to Brooks. He's like, hey, come over here
and give us a hand because they're working on Zarita.
Well, Brooks just happens to be holding the princess's his hand,
so he tosses it over to the soldier.
Poor taste, but kind of funny. I can almost hear, like, the
audience, like, laugh, like, not panned in, but plugged in.
Yeah. Now, before they leave, a
soldier named Kowalski decides to add the final touch.
And. This.
This is a level of disrespect I straight won't tolerate.
So I I don't even know what it was.
A piece of the leprechaun. I think it was his head, no?
No, no, it wasn't his head, because his head watches.
It's like an arm or something. So there's a piece of the
leprechaun that Kowalski stands over and starts pissing on it,
with the Sergeant saying death from above bring water death.
From above, let it ring bullshit.
Funny. A horrible, horrible idea just
to disrespect our leprechaun. I can't believe this happened.
The leprechaun's going to get his get back because as
Kowalski's pissing on him, a green light shoots up into his
penis. I would love to know the science
of how this works. No, we're not going to go there.
So the marines go back to the ship with their humanoid
Princess Zarina. I don't know why they call her a
humanoid. Yeah, well, whatever.
Who cares? The Yeah, well, she looks like a
human. OK.
Yeah, I'd imagine there's probably some aliens out there
that don't look humanoid. Sure.
So then they wouldn't call him humanoid or?
Whatever. I don't.
Sure. So the main thing though, is we
know that the leprechaun is hidden inside that Kowalski,
which is going to be interesting to know that.
But come on, the green light shone and what do we think
that's going to be? It could be a lot of things.
I have no idea. He does have an idea.
I don't know why you play this game.
All right, so we're back on the ship now.
Tina again, she's turned into a doctor now.
Also like the beginning of this, she was like timid.
Now she's like in charge. Yeah, like I said, she's kind
of, like, got that type A personality maybe.
Yeah, she's kind of just on a power trip, kind of running the
show at this point, bossing people around.
Well, she notices that Zarina's from Dominia because there's a
necklace. Whatever.
She recognizes it and she thinks to herself like, hey, if we can
like, save her, we can like, mend some space relationships.
Yeah, so apparently there's been some issues with Dominia and I
don't know, humans in general. So we need to kind of make that
relationship a little bit better.
Yeah. Why?
This biologist cares. I don't know, it's never
referenced to get. It's just a reason not to kill
her. Sure, I think well now we meet
Harold who's another scientist that works for Mitten Hand.
So it's like Mitten Hand, Harold, Tina.
Those are like our scientist ish people.
Yeah, we have the Marines and these 2332 and 1/2. 2 1/2 yeah.
Now Harold a little confusing because at first I thought he
was gay and there's not there. I just saying I thought he was
because he flirts with Brooks, but maybe that was sarcastic
because he's going to do something later that makes I
mean, maybe he's by. I don't.
Know, as I said, you know, I think that's a bisexual person.
He's an odd person though in jail.
Well. I think odd.
I think he's very odd. He was feeling a sexual deviant,
maybe a predator. Daniel, he was killing a girl
that was asleep. So trying.
Yeah. He comes on to Brooks and then
he's going to do some things you shouldn't do.
So Harold meets up with the Sergeant.
They're like in the, I don't know, the Bay or something.
And they have this gold from the leprechaun, but it's like a huge
chunk of gold. And they got to figure out how
to store this thing. So I.
Mean it wasn't that big of a piece of gold.
You know, it really would actually wasn't.
They could've just thrown it to the side.
But they need to show us this shrinking and growing Bray.
Actually, that's a good point. There's no reason to do this.
Gold was like a it's like a basketball.
Yeah, it was not that big. Yeah.
So Harold has this big laser above the gold, and I got to be
honest, the Sergeant drops one of my favorite lines because
Harold's messing around with his gold block and Hooker says to
him. Hurry up dickhead, get this
stuff secured so I can go get drunk.
And the way he delivers that is so ridiculous, you know?
Which is a terrible line. Is Hooker.
Wait, is Hooker the Sergeant? Yeah, just say Sergeant.
I don't know who. Hooker is I'm the Sergeant, OK,
But the way he delivers it is so like, hey, I'm a I'm a space
Marine, you know, it's dude, it's like flat delivery.
It's all terrible acting. And they are really leaning into
the Marine thing hard. Yes.
OK, so let me just explain this laser.
It makes it shrink, it makes it grow.
It's a way to store things. I don't know.
You can see where this may go. You can make something giant,
perhaps? I mean, you were so close to
rhyming that, well, it kills me. You said it makes it shrink, it
makes it grow. And then what was the last thing
you said? Didn't you know your wife's a
hoe? I forgot.
All right, back to the Space Marines.
It's time to blow off some steam.
So let's head over to the rec room.
And I have a couple issues here right out the gate.
Ratio. It's going to be ratio.
No, I wasn't, but that is a problem.
There are two girls. Well, it sounds like the worst
ratio. Two to four. 2 girls, 4 guys.
I mean, you could probably add in some more guys.
It might be more like 6 dudes. Yeah, Either way, that wasn't
the thing. There's these 4 Marines and
they're all sitting around the table drinking.
I didn't like the way they sat around the table, though,
because they're all on one side, squished together.
They have to be in the shot, Dan.
Yeah. Because like, it's like when you
go to a restaurant and I'm sorry if this is you guys, but if
you're with your wife or girlfriend and if you guys sit
on the same side of like a booth, it's weird.
It's just going to be honest. It's weird.
Yeah. We.
Actually look at same side sitters and make fun of them
sometimes to each other, not out loud.
It's just like, then you're going to talk and you have to
like turn, Why don't you just sit in front of each other?
It's just not comfortable. Yeah.
So aside from the same same side stuff, which I agree, also the
fact that you have a couple dancing in front of the Group A
little. Awkward.
Yeah. Just two people dancing.
That's weird. But that's not what bothered me
the most. It was the cups.
Because they're plastic, dude. They're like these cheap again.
Dollar store like plastic cups. Yeah, we don't need to hammer
it. This whole movie is that way.
Even the environment they're in, it's got the crappy lights, the
crappy scenery. It's not fun.
It looks like cafeteria. But the cups, bro, it bothered
me. I understand.
All right, well, let's move on. So Kowalski and Dolores, those
are the 2 dancing they take off to hook up.
Which? Prompts the Marines to giving a
toast and this is what he says. Here's the nasty sex and women
who never say no. And my question is, is nasty sex
something you want? I would prefer clean.
I mean, I don't know what it means to have nasty sex.
Yeah. I mean, I mean, I guess you
could take it as like, freaky, just getting wild.
I don't know how wild I really want to get.
I like just. I just like the plain normal
version. Yeah.
There's like 2 positions there. Go to maybe three.
Yeah, maybe you could do whatever.
Just nasty. Almost implies other things that
I don't really want. I'm just wondering, like, when's
the last time these people took showers?
Yeah, that's all I'm saying. But even more than that, I love
because this Marie gives this toast.
But Brooks is like, well, hold on, here's to Lucky.
And, you know, the Marine that died, but there's only, like, 7
of us. One of us is dead.
I totally forgot he died. Well, that's the thing.
I feel like in the movie, it just is glossed over.
Nobody really cares. But they're like, we have to at
least say someone died. So they take a drink, and he has
immediately forgotten. Yeah.
And we move on. Yeah.
As life does, so Kowalski and Dolores, they start making out
again. They've like, left this area
when Dolores starts reaching down for Mr. Snake.
Now that's how my he starts calling his thing all kinds.
Things. Well, Mr. Snake in particular,
Yeah. They're like in some hallway
area, Private whatever. We'll see where this goes.
Yeah. To him, it feels like she's just
grabbing a little too hard, manhandling, you know what I
mean? Got that grip on it.
Yeah. She got loosened.
Up a little yeah well Kowalski eventually double S over and it
wasn't Dolores at all so he kind of like backs against the wall
and he's like oh seems to be in a lot of pain Well yeah, I
honestly, it's hard to. Watch, you could just imagine
the pain you would be in. Right.
Well then his crotch starts to bubble out.
Then a giant boner grows. I mean, but not a normal sized
woman. At least not.
For us, maybe for you and congratulations.
I'd say that's not a congratulations, that's a
problem. Well, wouldn't you know it, the
leprechaun explodes out of his Wiener.
Get. That be a lesson to you lad.
Always wear apocalyptic. Wow.
I mean, what, what a what an entrance it was.
And even after he does that, he does this weird flight across
the room. It was odd.
I mean, the craziest way to bring him back into the movie.
So he got blown up, went into the man and hid in his Wiener
and then came out the same way. Yeah.
And that killed him. Like that guy.
'S dead, he's gone, he said. Well, anyways, Dolores is left
there to process this whole thing.
She pulls out a gun when the leprechaun it does.
I got to be honest, a pretty shitty John Wayne impression.
Hold it right there, Pilgrim, I'm not going to hurt you.
This movie's got awful. It's so bad.
I mean, which it's so good in ways, you know, he just came out
of a man. Now he's.
Doing John Wayne. Yeah, it is what it is.
He ends up shooting the gun out of her hand.
She runs off. The leprechaun now goes into a
monologue. So instead of the rhymes, we get
a lot of these monologues. In this one he basically talks
about how he's small but as a mighty spirit he's eternal.
As the Son, he's like 1000 demons from hell and agony is
his name. I am 1000 demons from hell.
Death and destruction are my game.
Agony is my name. And like I said last time, the
whole time he's talking, you're like, OK, well, when's the rhyme
going to hit? Never does.
It's a little disappointing.
Yeah. I'm like, I don't care about
your stupid story. Yeah, well, whatever.
I mean, I love you Leprechaun, but come on.
So back to the bar. Tina now shows up again.
That's the biologist. And here's where Brooks decides
he's going to make his move. So they kind of go up to the
upper bar. There's an upper bar and a lower
bar. So he starts asking about her
work as a doctor. And we've already talked about
this. I started digging into the whole
like, what kind of doctor is she?
No, I know, I know. I started to she's not a medical
doctor, but she acts like one. We listen, we do not judge.
Yes. So she basically like big Dicks
him here where she kind of just tries to act really smart and
he's really stupid big Dicks him.
Who do you think you are? You never said that before in
your life. Big Dicken.
Yeah, it's not a thing. Big leagues him.
Big league. Like she's big league in him.
Like she's from the big leagues. You know, he's just like a
little AAA player. She's a big leaguer.
Big Dicken. That's not a thing.
You know, have you ever been big Dick?
No, and I never want to be. That's not a.
No one says that. I think people say I feel like
I've said that before. I when a guy like tries to big
Dick him like. I'm telling you, it doesn't
work. It's the stupidest thing.
But no, she does big league him and she acts very smart.
He acts very dumb. But also the acting is so bad
that I'm like, is he really trying to act dumb or is he just
acting badly? No, I don't think he acted dumb
at all. I think he actually, I mean, he
seemed a little awkward, but she was just trying to have like,
she's smart. So you're a.
Doctor, right? A biologist.
A doctor of biology. That must mean that.
You're pretty smart then, right? Oh, smart.
'S a relative term relative to what?
Relative to the level of intelligence you're referring
to. I mean, what are the?
Criteria for determining a person's intelligence.
Yeah, she acted very smart, but I feel like he was trying to
keep up with her and he couldn't.
Well, I don't even think he could.
OK, I guess he got a little tongue tied.
Yeah. It's not even on him.
She's. Hey, let's be honest.
You're on a spaceship. This is like your one chance
with a woman. It's going to be a little nerve
wracking. Yeah.
And shout out to him. He tried.
And honestly, she's being a little bit tough right now.
She's not very like. No.
So Brooke goes back to the Marines and here's where we get
to watch some of the most God awful dancing I've ever seen.
It is so cringy even to watch. I know they're trying to be
corny and it's supposed to be funny, but man, it's tough,
dude. That's the thing.
They're trying to make it look stupid.
Hey 21st century, they still can't dance.
The problem is they went too stupid at times.
Dude, it you're totally right because it was so bad it made me
angry. Well, that's not a normal
reaction. Well.
Because it's like you guys are being like, it's so stupid
dancing that it's like at least pretend to try to dance and just
make it look bad. I get this whole thing's
unbelievable. Leprechaun just came out of a
Wiener. That's crazy.
But dude, this dancing is worse. No one, no one moves like this.
I mean, it's just is dumb. It's dumb.
All right, let's head over to the steam room.
The leprechaun now chasing Dolores.
Remember that whole thing that happened?
It feels like hours ago, but I guess that was like a minute.
Yeah. Where he came out, Yeah.
Yeah, so he ends up like tripping her.
I think the Shelley makes her return, trips her with that.
She kicks him too much. I would argue he has still nuts
because that's the sound effect that plead don't.
Bother tonight, You really don't.
Like. Yeah, fair.
Yeah, she ends up running off. Make sure we're at the Marines
and warns them. So now they know this alien
leprechaun is on the ship. Which is funny because she warns
them, but they they just don't have the urgency.
Like someone was just murdered, right?
Yeah, it doesn't. People dying isn't really a big
deal in this movie. They're.
Marines, they're used to it. There are marines.
Nothing wrong with being a marine though is there?
Sticks baby back with Princess Arena.
So here's where Harold decides he's going to do a full body
inspection, and he seems to really key in on that belly
button. Yeah, so he's alone.
They're in this operating room, separated from everyone.
And that's OK Princess Arena is a bombshell, right?
Yeah, she's very attractive. Do you want to have a like bad
take again from the last movie? How about you get it out and
don't stutter and try again? No, I I admit, last one, I was
wrong. Thank you.
So, old Harold's over here licking belly buttons, and then
he notices. Remember how Zarina's hand got
blown off? Right.
Well, it seems to have grown back.
That's so funny 'cause I almost thought they had the ability to
do that. Like, it took me a while to
realize that that's her power. OK, Well, you would think that
because old Tina seemed to think that she could reattach it.
The problem is Tina's not a doctor, so.
Yeah, 'cause I heard that some point she's like, like, yeah, we
can probably reattach it. And then something else was
lost. I don't know whatever, she said.
I just got the impression we're in the future, things can grow
back. Right.
But they, well, they can. She's like a what?
A lizard. Well, they can grow.
Back for her, she's got something in their DNA where,
yeah, like a lizard, the towel will grow back this the hand
will right in other parts, I guess.
So that's something to just note.
Just remember that. I'll come back.
We come back over to the Marines where they have Lisa with them.
She's pretty much going to be with the Marines from now on,
and they're searching for the leprechaun.
And here's where we learn Lisa. She don't really believe in guns
and that's because she's got a black belt in karate.
Does she really? You didn't really didn't hear
that, no. Biologist with a black belt in
karate. Interesting.
That'll come into play. Yes.
Let me come back. So stupid.
So the Sergeant decides, you know what the 1st place we
should look is, do you know? Well, I've read it the waste
disposal. Yeah, which is completely sealed
off. Yeah, it is an interesting
thing, Like, is this normal, A place that's sealed off that you
can, you can only go in with a special suit on a spaceship?
During that would be a level. A suit is what that's.
Oh yeah, you know about. This I do, yes.
Hazmat certified hazmat specialist we might say.
So this place is filled with a flesh eating bacteria and you
can only go in a hazmat suit. It's completely sealed off with
an airlock. Why?
That would be your first choice. It makes no sense.
Here's a better question. How the how the leprechaun get a
suit? They have little.
Suits I got to say I love. I would love to see the little
suit like in full body, head to toe.
They don't show it head to toe. I wanted to see head to toe
suit. We're going to.
See the leprechaun in a suit. We're also going to see my
favorite death of the movie. Really, this is your favorite?
I have a different favorite. It's one of my favorites.
All right, okay, actually I know why.
Yes. Okay, so here we go.
So Tina is going to Amanda Airlock, Mooch and Brooks.
You're like, who's Mooch? It's a Marine that's going to
die here in a second. They're going to be putting on
these level A suits and making entry into this flesh eating
bacteria room, right? I, I think everyone who is
listening or has seen this knows exactly where this is going.
So soon after entering we see the leprechaun running around in
his little hazmat suit. It's very cute and interesting.
Why? Why would he even be in this
room, you might wonder? Great question.
Great. But he's not just in there with
a hazmat suit. He also has a little blade,
which is convenient. Sure, but I don't know, I think
he can just manifest things, so whatever.
So Mooch is searching around. And they kind of split off him
in Brooks when we see, like, a little hazmat suit kind of swing
behind him. It just kind of swings.
I thought it was actually a rolled behind him, but I figured
it out later. OK.
You probably don't know what he was doing.
No, I have no idea. OK.
So at this point, Brooks and Mooch decide.
You know what? There's no one in here.
Let's head out. Mooch turns around, only to have
the leprechaun swing from a chain.
He's he's swinging from a chest down.
No, it's like a chain that he's swinging on, like a metal chain.
Why? I don't know, But he swings with
his little razor. These are in slashes.
Brooks's suit. Now that is funny now, but we
also don't know what that's going to do.
We know these are, there's dangerous chemicals in the air,
but you're like, OK, this is probably going to cause some
sort of infection. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're probably going to come out and have some, like, waltz
or something, and then you're going to have to, like, be put
in the little ICU of the ship. Yeah, We'll send to the dock.
She'll kind of patch them up. Whatever.
No big deal. So Brooks grabs Mooch, pulls him
to the airlock where Tina, like, decontaminates them.
And as soon as she opens up the door, she looks at Brooks.
She's like, Brooks, are you all right?
And Brooks looks at her and he goes, it's Mooch.
Camera pans over and Mooch is a straight up spirit Halloween
skeleton are. You all right?
It's Mooch, dude. I loved it.
I was like, Oh my God. Dude, like I said, when I'll
show the guys at work this scene, everyone was laughing
like, what is what is that 'cause?
You just, you're thinking he's dead, and then it's just like,
oh, he's just a skeleton. Like there's no more flesh.
It's a skeleton which is gone. I loved it.
I don't know, it was great. I do think that is one of the
best. It is one of the most idiotic
deaths I've ever seen and it's. Beautiful.
I loved it. So now the Marines confront
Harold and they basically go back to like at the lab, and
they're demanding to speak with Mitt in hand.
Who's running this whole operation?
So at this point I found it a little funny that the leprechaun
is just kind of running around wild.
He really only wants to get the Princess, but for some reason
he's not going straight to her, which I found interesting.
OK, you could argue maybe he doesn't know where she's at.
Maybe. Also I find it funny this guy's
killed two people and they still just don't seem to like.
Care. Yeah.
Death doesn't matter to Space Marines, Yeah.
They're just like, OK, he killed someone in that room, whatever.
Now we're back to normal. So let's do something about
this. I'm also not really that afraid
of. Him.
Well, that's what I'm saying it's like.
He's killing people. Yeah.
They don't seem. They think that they can just
handle this. Yeah.
When they've been proven like over and over again, they can't.
They have that marine attitude. That is true.
Simplify, we did it together. No stolen Valerie.
We are not Marine. No, never been in the military.
They just really respect them though.
Absolutely. They say all the time in this
movie though. It's so Cory.
No, the dilemma we have, we have here.
So the leprechaun wants the Princess, but Mindorf wants the
blood from the Princess, so he doesn't want to give her up.
So Mindorf now comes out of his hanger, and that's where we
first hear the doom sounds. Play it.
Beautiful noise. Love it.
Couldn't love anything more, no. Other than my children, wife,
family that love more, I regret saying you know, but I do love
that sound effect. Absolutely.
So he comes out of his hanger and this dude is a total Cyborg.
And I got to be honest, I liked it because his body, well they
basically screwed on his flesh onto plastic like containers.
Any of these containers is like the fluid of his body that's
moving around. It, it was, first of all, it was
very shocking because you only saw his face.
You didn't know what he he just thought was a human.
And I was, I don't know you. I was shocked when he came out
of a robot. I don't think I was that shocked
because I'm pretty sure I've seen this before.
OK, I don't remember ever seeing it.
And so now we also know why he he wants the blood.
As soon as he saw that regenerative property of the
blood, he wants to use that because I think he wants to be a
full human. Was he a human?
Well, I was going to talk about later, but I know you don't like
me to do that, so I'll talk about it now.
He, he was a human computer, like the first human computer
hybrid. So he was human at some point he
was mixed with a computer, right?
And this has turned him into this monstrosity.
OK, yeah, so I mean, let's just be clear.
He is just a maybe a torso with a head.
Yeah, I think the only real thing of a human is his head.
Yeah, because even the part of his chest looks like it's like
part robot, part humans. It's like it's skin draped over.
Yeah, they they started to skin the robot and then they gave up
because you could have just skinned the whole thing, skinned
the robot. I'll put skin over the robot.
Yeah. Because it's clearly like it's
cuts here where it's like fake. And his neck is where he's
pointing. Yes.
OK. All right.
So now we move on to do some leprechaun hunting.
So that's the whole thing with Mindorf.
They're trying or min hand Mindorf.
Close enough. Is it min hand or min ham?
Hand according to IMDb. Because sometimes I feel like
they say min ham. I think they say many things.
Yeah, like the Sergeant me called Metalhead.
I never hear them call him Metalhead.
OK, We cut over to the leprechaun, who goes into
another monologue. This is what we talked about
earlier. He basically wants all the
power, wants the glory, wants to be a king.
But then when he figures out he's got to share his gold with
the queen, he decides, you know what?
Instead of like sharing it, I'm going to wet her, marry her, and
then bury her in the same day. Cher, now there's a word that
lies crooked upon me, leaving me with less than what I want.
What I want did everything. I wet her, bed her and bury her
all in the same day. Sick line, but I thought it was
so corny the way he's like, I'm gonna share me gold.
Hold on, share me gold. That doesn't sound right to me.
It's just like, oh God, come on. Guys, I'm mad that they did this
to our man Warwick. Yeah, it's like the we had the
leprechaun down. We didn't need to change
anything. We all love the leprechaun, the
rhyming doofus. He is right.
Yeah, let's not change him into this new thing.
Yeah, I don't need the monologues like this.
It's kind of weird. Yeah, but he wasn't terrible.
Don't get me. Wrong.
No. Warwick himself is great.
The writing was shit. It was.
Yeah, it was shit. Back with Men in Hand, him and
Harold work on an experiment. OK, so they take a drop of Men
in Hand's blood, mix it with the princess's blood.
They grow a finger. Boom.
That's what happens. That's a regenerative power
science. My.
Friends. Back with the Sergeant, him and
Dolores are searching, so they kind of like split off a little
bit where she decides, you know what, there's something weighing
on her and she needs to ask him a question.
She goes, You don't think Kowalski dying was my fault?
And the sergeant's like, what do you mean?
Well, Dolores is like, well, I gave him the boner and all, and
the sergeant's like, Kowalski would have wanted it that way.
And when it's my time to go, I hope I'm standing tall just like
he was. A true Shakespeare of our time.
This writer was they do what? What are we talking about here?
Well, the weird part is I don't want to go out like that.
The weird part is she heard that and she she started to like want
to get down with him. Oh, you can tell.
There was like little looks back and forth, but nothing happened.
All right, whatever. Or maybe something did.
We don't know. I don't know what to make of
that. So all right, cut over to Brooks
and Tina. And for some reason now Tina
totally insisted on finding this leprechaun, even though she
doesn't use guns but does know karate.
Oh damn, I was going to say it's because her karate background.
Not as funny now since you said that.
Oh sorry, you want me to redo it?
Well, it wasn't that funny to begin with.
No, you just move on. Well, the leprechaun shows up.
He does some magic handcuffs. Brooks now, like handcuffed to a
shelf, starts shooting flames at him, saying he's going to roast
them up, He's going to roast their buns.
If you. Remember.
Give me back to Princess or I'll BBQ your buns to a crisp.
I was like, what is going on? He's shooting.
He's shooting fireballs like Mario.
Well, Brooks just ends up shooting off the cuff him in
like the handcuff. Him and Tina jump on like a
chain and hit a hoist button. They're hoisted out of there,
they get away. I mean, it was like a fun
battle, ish. But again, Leprechaun's shooting
guns now. Yeah, I don't like that.
There's also selective times where he's going to use his
abilities and it like doesn't really make sense at all.
No, like at some point we'll probably talk about it.
He kills the radar so they can't track him, but it's like they
have laser guns. You could just do your magic and
destroy those too. All right, yes, of course we use
the magic. This movie would be over quick.
Yeah, you can also argue he likes to play the game, so all
right. All right, so all the Marines
end up meeting back up except for Danny and Styx, who are in a
tunnel. Well, the leprechaun is kind of
chasing him. He gives, like, a little giggle.
Danny hears this and he's like, F this, I'm out.
Ditch his sticks. Yeah, He's not down to battle
the leprechaun, which he's probably the smartest one of the
group. Well, it doesn't work out well
for him because he leaves sticks.
He gets, like, trapped. I don't know.
He's in some giant room, finds this monitor where the
leprechaun is putting on a safety class.
Now did you get the vibe he stole this from another horror
icon? No.
Oh this to me was a Freddy RIP off.
Oh, OK. Yeah, I could see that.
Well, I think Freddy did this, so Leprechaun, we're going to
talk about it. Starts chopping fingers Let's.
Talk about safety in the workplace.
Oops. Dude, I totally forgot about
that. I shouldn't say RIP off.
This might have been a nod. Leprechaun's more of a nod.
He's not stealing, you know? Yeah.
Well the leprechaun starts
talking about handling sharp objects where he shows what not
to do because he cuts his fingers off, then lights his
fingers on fire and says as Shakespeare says, shit happens.
It didn't really make sense on what he was doing.
I don't understand that. But I thought there was going to
be like a birthday analogy, right?
Because he had a candle, almost like his fingers were candles.
But no, I got to say this next part is probably 1.
My favorite because a beautiful little voice begins singing oh
Danny Boy the pipes the pipes are calling daddy boy the pipes
the. Pipes are leg.
I love this too. Just hear your little
leprechaun. Singing a little ballad to
Danny. You know why I feel like he was
really putting his heart into this one.
He actually cared. Like I actually think he was
trying to like, sing a nice little song, but.
It was. He had a beautiful voice,
honestly. So now the leprechaun basically
offers Danny. Dill kind of wants to partner up
but he can't really trust Danny what she shouldn't because
Danny's like trying to shoot him.
So instead he he just taps on a pipe with his fingers.
Danny walks over and he's got his gun drawn, ready to take
this guy out. Red dot right on leprechauns
head. Right, So what does the
leprechaun do? Drop some giant metal object on
him? Denny's dead.
Oh, smashing. Simply smashing.
That's the problem with this movie, now I think about it.
You don't see any of these deaths, really.
No, he just disappeared. Yeah, it's a lot of like,
cutting. I wonder if it was like 'cause
the violence or something like a ratings.
Restriction, Darren. I wouldn't look that far.
I would say they just filmed this in like 10 days.
Do you know what also is interesting is do you remember
when the leprechaun was saying how he liked the Marines?
There's a part where the leprechaun is kind of
monologuing, talking about, you know, I kind of like these guys.
It's a shame I have to kill him. Like why?
Why does he like them now? I like the idea that he's
friendly, but that wasn't even true.
Well, I guess Marines kill things, he kills things.
Yeah, but he. Didn't actually I care.
I don't know why they're acting like the the leprechaun has a
conscience now. I didn't don't remember this
line, so I'm going to go ahead and move on.
Is that cool? It's fair.
All right. Back with men in hand.
Him and Harold are working on the princess's DNA.
This is where. OK.
This is the whole part we already talked about.
He basically was a computer. He wants to become human again.
That's a whole story. He wants the princess's DNA so
he can be a human. That was a great summary.
Yes, we can move on. All right, back with Dolores.
She ends up getting separated from the rest of the Marine.
She goes through like an airlocked door or something.
It locks behind her. Then the leprechaun shows up.
So they're face to face on a cat walk, right?
That is correct. They are alone, almost like
again another little *. Wars that felt totally Star Wars
I would have. Loved the lightsaber to show up
here. You could use the lightsaber the
whole time. Honestly, just give them the
lightsaber that would. It would have been awesome.
I mean, tell me I'm wrong. Well, it doesn't work out that
way because Dolores just shoots the little guy and explodes him,
which you're like. OK, Well, shoot.
He's gone, and she seems pretty happy.
The Marines are happy that he's dead.
Yeah, but to her horror, he just reappears.
Next thing you know, he throws her over the side.
She's hanging from the catwalk. He starts.
Sheila laying. He Sheila laying.
That's a hard Sheila laying. Sheila laying her fingers, and
then he starts peeling her because she's, again, she's just
hanging on, starts peeling her fingers off, playing the little
piggy game. Like this little piggy.
I don't know. He says something.
Yeah. Let's be clear.
There's a big drop. I know we're on a catwalk, but
it's there's a big drop where she's going to die.
She does die. That she falls.
She does die. Oh, well, OK, she does almost
die. She lands on the ground.
All the Marines run down there. She has like one last word like
kill him or something. Tina, she's gone kill him.
This whole thing, like this event lights a fire in Tina.
Now she uses guns. Oh, is that what that was for
sure. Should I kill him?
OK, I like guns now. Whatever.
Stupid. It's the stupidest commentary
ever. It's about normal.
It's about more normal. Derek, that was God awful.
I'm embarrassed for myself. But I did think it was so stupid
though, that they've even kept that line in to keep her alive.
But also now it's like, OK, you can't even kill the leprechaun.
What are we doing here? No, we're surviving Darren.
All right, so the leprechaun goes back in the ship where he
gets a little scent and he smells his lady.
Could be a good thing, could be a bad thing, and it's up to you
to decide. I did think the scent was like,
oh God, like Jill, it was weird, right?
It is a little weird. So he's starting to head over to
the lab. Now, back in the lab, Harold's
in there with mid in hand, and all of a sudden the doorbell
rings. He goes over to the monitor and
it's a naked Tina asking to get in.
It's another devious trick by the leprechaun.
So Harold gets all bricked up, opens the door, only to catch a
Shank in the nuts. You don't need to say the
bricked up, it's understood. It's understood dude.
His nuts get shanked though. The leprechaun.
And actually, I love. Shankers, you just get hit.
No, no, I looked twice. I thought it was the shalali.
It's a knife. It's that blade he carries
around. Oh, I didn't even know.
That's brutal. Yeah, because the leprechaun
stabs him in the nuts and then he goes.
Hold that for me, lad. My boy's a savage.
Hey, you can take the rhyme out. He's still a savage.
I did like the line. Hold that.
Like hit him and like, hold that.
Yeah, that's good. We we had that in another movie.
What was that? That, well, I can tell you it's
nothing we're going to remember at this moment, No.
Moving on. Doctor Middenhan now decides to
confront the leprechaun, and the first thing is he finds it
hilarious that this is the alien, this little creature.
That's what's so confusing. It's like, what did you think
they were hunting? You sent the Marines to go hunt
this alien. You didn't know what it was.
He has no idea. That's weird.
Sure it's also OK, but it is funny how he's clowning the
leprechaun. But also, I'm like, dude, this
leprechaun has killed so many people, you don't seem afraid
that he might kill you. Yeah, he's got a lot of
arrogance. I mean, he's a part computer.
I think he thinks he's smarter than everyone.
He also might not really care. Yeah, I mean, he might want to
die. He doesn't seem like the
greatest life quality. No, I mean, let's be honest,
there's no penis on this man, OK?
That's a fact. It's implied.
So Bindan distracts the leprechaun because Harold
apparently pulls the Shank out of his nuts and is sneaking out
behind the leprechaun, stabs him into the back.
And guys, you're not going to believe what happens next,
because this may be the best kill of the movie.
OK, this was the most fun kill. I'll say that.
Thank you. I'll take that.
So the leprechaun Force throws Harold against the wall again,
using like some Jedi powers here.
Yeah, he's got a little bit of the Force in him, right?
Throws him. He's pinning against the wall.
Then he picks up a tray, which spins at Harold.
So so you're watching the tray spin, you're thinking this is
going through the neck, right? For sure, Like it's going to be
a head slice. It's.
Going to be good, Yeah, because it's not like a cast iron or
something really heavy. It's a tray, but with aluminum,
but with the force of the. Con that will RIP a head off.
Possibly, you would think, but instead it slams into Harold's
head, flattens it completely against the wall where he's
looking like I don't even know what to call.
I would call him a Pizza Head. That is, a pizza head turns
into. The shape of a pizza.
I mean, it's flat as a board and he's dead.
I mean, you got to imagine he's he's dead.
Yeah, he's gone. I mean, it was the funniest
looking thing. Loved it.
It's just like you, you know, this movie has God awful.
But I got to say they surprised me at every turn.
Yeah, there's parts where I'm like, I enjoyed that.
Yeah. It's.
Did you think again? I thought it was going to go one
way. Subverted expectations.
In a different way. Love it.
Now. The leprechaun finally returns
to his Princess. And I love this part too.
He goes up to her. He gives her a kiss.
She wakes up, looks at him and screams like disgust at the look
of him, Right? And then she goes, oh, it's you.
Like, she remembered him, You know what I mean?
Like, oh, she's like, what is this beast?
And she's like, oh, wait, he's got gold.
It's this guy, this guy who's going to give me a bunch of
gold. He's still here.
But she remembers a dream that she had while she was sleeping.
That old mitten hand was draining her blood and I should
say at this point, Min Hand, he's got a ball gag in his
mouth. I never liked the ball gag.
It's just like there's weird implications with it, right?
Well, it always brings me back to Pulp Fiction.
Yeah, Yeah. Which that was a great scene, by
the way. That movie is great.
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There's no. Poster on the wall.
It's actually behind the green screen.
What do you mean green screen screen?
We're in a nice little cabin. Oh.
That's right. Do you have the movie?
Website. No I don't use that.
Oh dude, I don't like the ads. Like the movies I usually like
buy movies of their account. Not with our account.
I buy them. I'll buy them or rent them on
Amazon. It's because I have to pause too
much and like that when you pause on that site it like hits
you down. Do you?
Have to be buying movies like. That well I rent them unless
they're I'll rent it but if they're like 5 bucks I'll buy
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exclusive content like that. At this point, the leprechaun
now decides he's going to make old Mitten hand a little
smoothie. So what does he do?
By the way, I didn't mention it. Princess DNA is blue.
The princesses DNA is blue. Well, her blood is blue,
actually. Princess DNA.
Well, it's actually not even the DNA, It's blood.
OK, Yeah, the DNA is in the blood, but you can't see that.
It's too small, dude. He's gone off the rails.
So he takes he takes princess's blood, princess's blood.
He's taking the blood of the Princess.
Yes. Yeah, He takes that, puts it in
the blender, takes a tarantula and a scorpion, sticks them all
in there and starts blending. Now I did love the part where
they short show men in hands heart and it's in that little
container and starts cool cool cool.
Cool. Well we all know the
implications of what's going to happen.
Like you put a tarantula, scorpion and the princess's
blood and combined with this. Robot man.
We know what he's going to turn into.
Why they're doing this is the real question.
I don't know. Who knows?
So the leprechaun ends up blending it up, puts it into a
syringe, and then injects it straight into his head.
The problem I have is it's clearly not into his head.
Oh, it didn't. Look, it's like this.
It's like it's even like you're he's moving.
Don't nitpick this thing. I mean, we, we know what it is
at this point. It's crazy.
It's stupid. The fact that they're turning
him into a tarantula robot thing, whatever is ridiculous.
Like we don't need another monster.
We have the leprechaun. I think we do need another
monster. Well, OK, here, here's the thing
with the movie. I'm down to go wherever it wants
to take me because it's insane. Like, why?
Not? Sure, that's not even to me.
That's not even the craziest part.
What's the craziest part? Well, we're going to get to it
with the Princess when she shows us.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, it's. A little treat for the audience.
OK so at this point the marines arrive at the lab mitten hands
like tweaking out with that thing in his head.
Then we get in a shootout with a leprechaun.
More gun shooting. Basically the leprechaun and the
Princess escaped to like another room, like a big storage area,
just a. Different area to go to.
Oh sure, we run into there, but this goes bad quickly because
the leprechaun does some magic real quick.
Next thing you know, the Sergeant now is rigged with
explosives and the leprechaun is holding The detonator.
First thing I thought is like OK, why didn't we do this from
the beginning? Also why are we even doing this?
Because now the leprechaun basically takes control of
Hooker. Like the Sergeant, he like
doesn't even need The detonator. He has like mind control on him.
I guess the detonators, just to make sure they don't try to kill
the leprechaun. It's to keep everyone else at
Bay. Yeah.
OK. No, I can't believe I'm going to
say this. Now we're going to get a little
crazy because the leprechaun. Khan is going to take the
Sergeant as a hostage, but not before the Princess has some
words for the marines. Yeah, which is interesting
because you're like, OK, what is she going to say?
Like because you don't even know if she's bad or not?
I say no, honestly, I still don't know if she's bad or not.
Yeah, I think she's bad. I think I think so.
OK, so here is what she says. You may find this.
Cruel, but she'll behavior leaves me no choice.
And then? She shows her tits Yes, we said
that she just shows them and is just walking around Yeah, and
she's basically says like this is your fate.
And the funniest part was the Marines faces because they're
just like. All our faces look that way.
I was just like, what is going on?
Why are they doing this? Well, she explains, you have no
one to blame but yourself. And basically now they're doomed
because she's Zarina, Queen of the Damned.
Yeah, but it's like, why are you showing your boobs?
Are we going to get into that? Are we going to wait?
Well, Tina's going to clear this up for us because on the planet
Dominia, when a woman of royal blood shows you her breasts,
it's a death sentence. I can't explain how stupid this
is, but I can I can explain to you why this is so stupid.
Oh go ahead. Because the topless scene with
the Princess was forced in by trademark the studio.
The studio forced them to do this.
So the writers decided to come up with the dumbest reason for
the nudity, to emphasize how arbitrary the studios request
was. That is.
Awesome. That's really cool, actually.
What the F is the studio doing? Like, why would they just say
you have to show this? I mean, yeah, well, I know it's
just. I mean, come on.
But it's so I like that they did that.
All jokes aside, that is ridiculous.
I think that is such a stupid thing to force.
I mean, I actually don't like the ridiculous nudity in these
movies. Honestly, when I'm watching
them, it felt gross. I'm like, is anyone watching
this? You know, usually I'm in the
house with the kid. What were you doing?
No, I'm sure. I love that they were forced to.
Do it. They did it in the stupidest way
possible. That's why it's so dumb.
They just sort of like, you know what?
You're going to make us do it. Enjoy this dude.
It makes it great, though. I like it.
I actually like it now. Yeah.
Stupid studios man. Honestly, do they know what
they're doing? I know they know how to
copyright strike. Yeah, yeah.
They do, Your boy got. Slammed.
We may have caught one of those. Maybe we're a little too loose.
We've learned our lesson. Yeah.
All right, we'll do that. Paramount.
OK, so the Leprechaun has the Sergeant and he's got the
Princess. They all take off to the
entertainment lounge. So the Marines and everyone
else, it's kind of dumb. They follow right after him,
Right. And now it's gonna get pretty
freaking weird because as soon as they come in the Marines,
Leprechaun and Zarina are gone. They come in the Marines.
No, redo that. Yeah.
All right. So as soon as the Marines come
into the lounge, the Sergeant walks out on stage in full drag.
Like, this dude's wearing a mini skirt, like a wig, high heels,
everything. Honestly, my first impression is
I didn't realize there was a Sergeant.
Like, what is this? Like, who is this on the screen?
Yeah, I didn't. It didn't click for me either
because guess what? I never in a million years
thought they would do this, and I don't really know why they
did. Didn't really need to happen.
Is there any behind the scenes stuff?
No, Nothing. All right, well.
He's just crossing. Stressing now or drag queening,
I don't know. It's almost like he's got split
personalities at this point where he's going in between like
the Sergeant and then this drag queen.
Sorry, sorry, knock it off. What is your malfunction,
Sticks? I can't go.
It's kind of disturbing. I didn't like it my whole the
whole time I'm watching, I want the Sergeant to snap back into
himself and it kind of just doesn't happen.
Yeah, it's weird. He starts kissing with him.
He starts dancing him, and sometimes he punches them and
then he pulls out nunchucks. That happened.
Yeah. So it really puts.
Everyone in a situation where like, we don't want to kill the
Sergeant, but the sergeant's trying to kill them in in drag.
So yeah, I'm sure we'll go with that.
So the leprechaun's kind of watching this, but then he
decides, you know what, while they're dealing with him, I'm
going to take Zarina. We're going to go to the cargo
Bay and find my gold. Because he still kind of wants
his gold. Meanwhile, back with Doctor mid
in hand, he is starting to transfer.
Actually he's just fully transformed into a part human
scorpion spider. Like basically he's like covered
in like amniotic fluid has these gross.
Actually the grossest part is these little spider legs.
He has come out of his head. It was almost like a poor man's
thing. You know what I'm?
Saying dude, I. That's really funny you said
that. I put that in here too.
Oh, really? Yeah, 'cause it looked like
that. We did the thing not too long
ago, too. Awesome movie, love.
Yeah, he's got like a weird. Body that's like scorpion ish
and spider ish it's just crazy for.
Such a terrible movie. I actually like the way he
looked. Yeah, this would have actually
done pretty good. So he explains.
He's no longer Mitten Hand, he's now Mitten Spider.
I am now mitten spider which is awesome.
Sure. Back with the Sergeant in the
Marines, Tina decides. You know what, I'm going to deal
with the Sergeant, and what better way than to show off her
black belt karate skills? She gives the Sergeant a kick,
knocks him to the floor, and here's where I swear you can see
a Dong flop out. Unconfirmed.
I don't know, you guys can pause and look for it.
Something was there, I think. I'm not going to show you, so
we'll just go with that. But he pops back up pretty
quick. Next thing you know, he's got a
bayonet. Tina basically tricks him into
shoving that bandit into an electrical outlet.
He gets electrocuted, and you're not going to believe this.
He ain't even a human. He wasn't even human.
Cyborg, I mean, they took us on a ride with this one.
I I didn't expect it. I was honestly ready for it to
end because I'm like, I don't know what we're even doing here.
I don't know what this whole thing was.
And they made him a robot. And it's like, OK, well, what's
the story behind this? There is none.
Nope, he was just a robot. Moving on.
So the leopard point.
Why? Why did they do this?
I don't know, just to make it weird.
You know what though? I can appreciate it because it's
like this movie is so freaking bizarre.
It adds to the appeal because it's like they did the most
crazy. There had to be like tons of
drugs involved with this, right? I think cocaine's a hell of a
drug. Yeah, I think.
So yeah, I think so. So now the leprechauns with
Zarina, they're heading for the Bay to find his gold, but he
stops off at a terminal, sets a self destruct sequence, which
basically is going to give us a timeline that they have to like,
turn off, right? I love the self destruct.
I know this has been talked about before, but is this really
a thing anyone would ever put on any sort of spaceship?
I don't know. Sure.
No, it's not. No, it's stupid.
But we have a timeline so there we go, a countdown so the
leprechaun makes it clear he's gonna kill them all with the
self destruct sequence. Now I love the banter with him
and Zarina. Like I love when the evil
creature our killers get a little.
The it's funny from the audience perspective because the whole
time you're watching leprechaun, you're like, dude, this isn't my
leprechaun. Like, what's he doing?
Like taking orders from her and he's gonna give her gold.
Like, none of this made sense, right?
Yeah. Then you start to see cracks in
the relationship, and I'm like, there's our boy.
Yeah. There's our boy.
Yeah. So when he talks about killing
them, Alzarina's like, well, it's about time.
Do it, Do it. And the leprechaun looks back,
and he's like, bitch. Then they end up running into
the escape ship. So there's one escape ship that
just happens to be sitting in this Bay, and they find it.
So the leprechaun puts a force field around it.
And the Princess is like, what are you doing, you fool?
We need that to escape. And the leprechaun looks back at
her and says, this what are you doing, you fool?
We need that thing to escape. Of course, Field is to make sure
no one leaves without us. You're full busting bitch.
What did you say, Rich? I mean, he doesn't like being
told what to do, and I like that because this is staying true to
our leprechaun. Yes, I did, that part made me
laugh. So Leprechaun makes his way back
to the cargo Bay, gets tired of the princess's lip, ends up
covering her with welts just to make her ugly.
Well, yeah, because she's doing the thing like she's better than
him. And he's like, what's that?
And touches her face and yeah. And then it's like, OK, well, it
makes her think. That she's got these blemishes,
which makes her pass out, right? Yeah, We'll get to that.
OK, so at this point, sticks now, you don't even know who
that is. It's one of the Marines.
So he makes it up to the control room, but he gets webbed.
We don't even see this happen. Is he Joanna Man?
Is that what he's from? I couldn't.
I think you're totally right. That's him, dude.
I was like, I know this guy from something and I couldn't
remember the movie and I forgot to look it up.
I just clicked. It just clicked.
Now, I'll let you know right now if I'm correct, you're going to
hear a positive sound. If I'm wrong, negative.
Here we go. And Joanna, man, is that where a
man participates to be a woman? Yeah.
And plays basketball. And dominates.
I think so. It's a it's.
Similar to the Ladybugs. Do you remember that?
Yeah. Yeah.
I want to play on a girls soccer team so bad.
All right, well, we'll move on. So Styx makes it to the control
room, gets webbed by the mitten spider, but you don't really see
it happen. He's just in a web of like flesh
and web. Yeah, you never even saw a
mitten spider in there, did you? No, not in that scene.
But yeah, now there's webs all over in the.
The real thing is Styx can't really control anything or he's
having a hard time. He can make it to the terminal,
but he can't. So he can get there and to reset
this self destruct sequence. The problem is there's a
password. You think they would have
thought about this beforehand, but it's like, how are you going
to figure this thing out? No, I, well, we'll see what
happens. So the leprechaun now ends up
finding his gold, but of course they shrunk it down for
transport. I did love his line when he saw
his gold. Down to.
Nothing, which is funny to see him heartbroken about his poor
little gold. I just like the way he said.
To nothing. Yeah, well, he.
Just, you know, he really cares so much about it, which is fun
to see. Well, the funnier part is the
Princess is like, this is it? It's Pebbles, you stupid, ugly
fool. She turned on quick.
Huh. And he's like oh ugly.
He's like do you know what you look like?
Shows her a mirror. She screams in disgust and then
he goes shut your cake hole using greed Zid.
Dude, this is some straight like secret lives and Mormon wives
type of stuff. So this is, there's a lot of
drama going on in that. I don't follow that at all, nor
do I want to. Then he show a leaves her in the
head and knocks her down and then removes the Welt so she's
back to being pretty. Yeah.
This is all set up. He did.
There's clearly issues in that relationship.
Yeah. So the leprechauns in the cargo
Bay, Brooks and Tina show up. The problem is there's that self
destruct sequence where Brooks is like, we need to get up
there. Tina's like, no, we don't.
We have to kill the leprechaun as if she can do that.
Yeah, it's like. They had a bunch of Marines have
tried. No one has been even near
successful. I mean, honestly, he can't be
killed. You.
They blew him up and he came back.
Yeah, but Tina wants to do this. She's a doctor.
So we'll go with that. And that leads to another
shootout. And I love this next part
because Tina takes off. She goes to flank the
leprechaun. Brooks ends up getting shot by
the laser in the shoulder, which makes him remove immediately all
his armor, his shirt and everything.
So now he's shirtless. And my boy was on that hydroxy
cut. Yeah.
Yeah, I mean. He looked great as reps.
Yeah. So Tina makes her way behind the
leprechaun, goes for that execution shot.
Problem is, there isn't a round in the chamber.
So instead hits the laser. Guys, we got us a giant
leprechaun. Why did you shoot him with
steroids? Yeah, I mean, the effect of him
getting turned big, we've talked about it was the worst thing
I've ever seen. It was so bad.
But I love the idea of turning him into a giant.
That seems like a cool idea. They clearly did not have the
ability to do this at this time. No.
Well, they did. They couldn't pay for it.
Yeah, because he turned big. And I would argue he didn't
really do anything. No, he no, he's just a giant.
He's a literal, like, giant with no power.
Yeah. He just, like, looks.
He just lifts things up and then just, like, kind of talks trash.
Yeah. The first thing he does do is
check out the size of his Dong all.
Right, big is good. Which we all would just just to
see what happened. What if it stayed the same size?
So Tina and Brooks end up splitting up.
Tina jumps into the ventilation shaft.
She's going for the control room.
Brooks is basically, I guess, going to distract the
leprechaun. So Tina's in these vents running
around. Mitten Spiders shows back up
only to RIP off her pants. So now we had the guy lose his
shirt. Now she's kind of in some
provocative outfit. And we have a giant leprechaun.
Yeah, she's in her underwear. That's the outfit.
Yeah. So the leprechaun is trying to
hunt Brooks. The problem is he's so big, and
Brooks is now so little, he just has a hard time finding him.
And even when he does find him, he's so slow he can't even grab
him there. Didn't really seem to be a
reason to turn the leprechaun big at all, other than just.
It's fun. So Tina ends up making it all
the way to the control room, gets the sticks when Mitten
Spider shows back up and attacks.
And again, I just have to see this where I threw in the thing.
Like he looks crazy. It actually is kind of scary.
You said the Thing, he looks like the character from the
Thing. He looks like a creature that
could be from the movie The Thing.
Yeah, it was kind of creepy looking because he had that
little tail with a scorpion thing on it.
It was gross. I would have liked to see a
little bit more of him. I guess I don't.
Know actually, you know what it's fine at this point in the
movie I was kind of like let's just get to that who cares?
Well luckily for Tina there just so happens to be a container of
liquid nitrogen next door. So she grabs the liquid nitrogen
sprays mitten spider freezes him up and he's like standing there
just like frozen solid. And I did love how his voice
turned tiny and he goes help me. Yeah, well, I'm like, why is he
saying that? I don't know.
He wants to be helped. Yeah, but it's like, it's just
like, oh, I didn't like it. It made me feel.
Bad for well, don't feel bad. Too bad because Tina shoots him.
He explodes all over the room. I mean, you had to do it.
He he wasn't going to survive this.
Yeah, so that's what's going on in the control room.
Men's spiders now gone. Back with the leprechaun.
Brooks grabs the Princess, carries her out of the cargo
Bay. Then they open the Bay door.
So the door shuts. That sails the outer door to
space opens up. Guys, we had a giant leprechaun
floating in space. Yeah, so that's a problem
because the leprechaun apparently can't survive out.
There. No, he can't.
And this is where we get to the worst special effects of the
movie, because this is where it does literally really look like
they took a picture and stretched it.
He starts to grow and expand, explodes.
He's dead. He's dead, but he does have a
little bit of a comeback we're going to see at the end.
But you know, it was just anti climatic.
It's like he was so big. I was expecting something fun to
happen, but nothing ever did. No, he just got sucked out.
He literally turned big, picked up things, couldn't find the
guy. And then I was like, then he got
sucked out. Yeah, that's that's all that
happened. Great idea turning in big,
horrible execution. So back in the control room we
got the whole password situation.
So Brooks shows up to help, and here are the ideas for the
password we have. Scientist, Genius.
Fair, brilliant scientist. And then, last but not least,
wizard. They put Wizard in Dead nation.
Cancelled. Boom.
Ship saved. Ship saved.
But then they spot something outside the little hatch.
Something's floating by the spaceship.
And what is? It A giant leprechaun hand with
a middle finger sticking up, completely fell apart, didn't
he? Same to you pal, flipping them
off. I like to think that was to us
too, like the audience, like if you if you just watch the worst
leprechaun ever and guys, that's in the movie Leprechaun 4IN
space. I mean, I don't even know what
to say about this. This is just the probably the
craziest movie I've ever seen. Well, I'd say you go ahead and
give your final rating, Darren. All right, well, as far as story
wise, this is the worst leprechaun.
I mean, it's the worst all the way around.
The effects were God awful. The story was awful, acting was
really bad, but I will say they went out out there like they do,
you know, it's like just a bunch of random crazy ideas.
You want a spider Man robot in the movie?
Let's do it. Giant leprechaun, let's do it.
Cross dressing Sergeant, let's do it.
It didn't make sense at all. I hate that they didn't make the
leprechaun rhyme. I would give it a better score
if they did. But I will say it's kind of fun
in the way that it's so insane. I just never thought, never
thought a movie would go there. And I don't think I've ever seen
this before. Have you?
Yeah, I watch. I think I watched it one time.
OK, so my overall score, I mean, and I got to say, as with any
leprechaun there, it wasn't scary, but I don't even watch
these for scary necessarily. I like a little bit of that in
here, but it wasn't at all. I'm going to give this a 5.9.
Generous. Generous.
Yeah, it was fine. Yeah.
It's a terrible movie. It's definitely the worst of the
franchise that I've seen. I I don't know of the newer
ones, I haven't watched any of those, but it's terrible.
The plot is stupid, writing's terrible.
I did like the Princess and leprechaun relationship again.
I think that's like Bride of Chucky.
I just like to see them go through that.
It's funny 'cause we talked about that.
I think maybe this last episode, maybe 1 before, who knows, but
they gave it to us, but not enough.
Mitten Spider was actually a cool little creature.
I kind of like that. I don't know.
Acting was horrible, plot was worse.
Overall it's just guys, it's a horrible movie.
Like that's all there is too. It's bad, but if you're a fan of
the Leprechaun, I feel like this is a movie you grow to love.
Like there's something about it. I feel like all of us that go
through this movie is kind of like.
There's something we love about it.
Couldn't you? Wouldn't you say like a great
party movie? Just throw this thing on and
just it's going to start conversation.
It will. I don't know.
You have to be a fan fan of the franchise to enjoy it though,
because I do a certain type of special.
Yeah, this is a four. .2 but I did enjoy it okay that's all
I'll say about it yeah So what have we learned survival rules I
don't know there's really not a lot don't steal leprechaun gold
that's like goes on everything right absolutely don't piss on a
leprechaun. We learned that that doesn't
work well. I'd say peeing on anything you
just killed is a bad idea. Disrespectful.
Yeah. If you can turn him into a
giant, do that 'cause he kind of sucks.
Yeah. He seems not able to do
anything. I would argue that he probably
could turn himself small again, but not in this movie.
No, that's all I had for survival rules.
Let's jump into trivia according to Dave.
Trippet, the executive in charge of production for the first 3
movies. This film originally started out
as a spoof of Apollo 13. Wow, ambitious.
A senior try. How do you say is it Trimark?
It's trademark. Trademark.
Just Tri mark Trimark. I'm going to say Trimark
executive saw the promo art for Apollo 13.
Amelia had artwork made-up replacing Tom Hanks face on the
poster with that of the Leprechaun, and that's what
started the script. I got to know who is this man?
OK, so the next piece of trivia, The leprechauns never referred
to as a leprechaun. He's always called alien,
monster, or bastard, some combination of that.
Why is that? I don't know.
It's just a fact, OK? They should have called it alien
in space. That is true because they never
say like, oh, there's a leprechaun and there's no
leprechaun lore, so he's really not even a leprechaun.
Other than that, we know that that looks like a leprechaun.
Yeah, the Leprechaun uses a lightsaber dispatch.
The Marine Lucky Warwick Davis himself has appeared in several
Star Wars movies, most notably as Wicked.
The Ewok in Star Wars Episode 4 or No?
That's 6. Episode 6, Return of the Jedi.
That's one of the early ones. I know the numbers throw me off.
Yeah, I love the Ewoks. That's cool.
At about 8 minutes into the film, 2 Millennium Falcon toys
can be seen painted on the walls of the drop ship.
Cool. We obviously know they ripped
there. They were influenced by Star
Wars. Yeah.
OK, Apparently the character Brooks in this film had a strong
resemblance to Sylvester Stallone.
That's hard to say. Sylvester Stallone, the
director, decided that he was going to have him actually do a
Stallone impression for the entire film, but dropped the
idea for legal issues. This director's wild that is
such a. Crazy idea.
Why would he do that? I would have actually enjoyed
that, I think if he. Yeah, you know, I don't even
care. This movie, there's like no
rules. Who cares?
Brian Smith has said that he was disappointed by the final
quality of the special effects, calling them below PlayStation.
Yeah, absolutely. They were awful.
Yeah. I think I read something that
basically like the CGI I, I guess they do like several runs
through CGI to perfect it, but they were like, so low budget,
they just took the first rendition.
So apparently the guy who plays the Sergeant, this movie was
cast in Full Metal Jacket as that Sergeant originally.
Oh, wow. Before that, I think it's Arlie
Remy or Ermi or me, the guy from TCM 22,000.
Three. Yeah, but he's like, I mean,
Arlie, Ermi's, like, legendary for that role.
I know he does it great. So apparently this guy always
wanted to play that role. He never got to play it.
They kind of gave it to him in this movie to like, fill out his
dream. I think it was a good choice to
replace it. He did.
He did not do it well. I mean, he went all in.
It did work for this movie. But, yeah, could you imagine if
we had Ermi in this movie? Oh, that would actually be way
better. Yeah.
I mean, I think it would have. It couldn't have hurt it.
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