Here he is. You are vertical.
I think you got to switch it up a little bit.
How is your phone? Is it landscape or is it
vertical right now? It's hot dogs.
OK, so you're OK.
What's the opposite? If I what's?
And then here's hamburger. Oh wait, so hot dog is is it's.
Vertical. Oh I but hot dogs are eaten
horizontally so I would think. Totally.
It's OK. No, hold on.
Wait. I'd say we switch it up.
It's hot dog and Popsicle. Popsicle is vertical, Hot dog is
horizontal. OK.
OK, it doesn't have to be phallic.
Control the narrative. Dylan, I can't hold dear.
Hot Dog I. Think just trying to hot dog and
hamburger doesn't make any sense.
Who the fuck eats a hot dog? Actually, but it's a phrases.
Hold on a second. Do we eat hot dogs like?
This. Or do we?
No, we eat hot dogs like we're eating a hot dog horizontally,
are we not? We are yes, but when you see but
like a dancing hot dog is always going to be vertical.
Oh wow, I didn't think about the dancing hot dog.
You're never going to see like a two scale horizontal dancing hot
dog. That'd be really scary.
Oh, when it's like down like this, like it's like a crowd,
Yeah. Imagine if it was horizontal,
you'd be like. What?
What is that? OK, you know what?
I'll allow it. You know, old dog and the guy.
All right, I'll like if you. Yeah, if you switched down.
How's this? You figured it out, didn't you?
There you go. I did, you did what you said to
me. Took like 4 minutes to get.
There totally, totally your your brain was really working to
figure it out. I think it's because you were
enjoying whatever it is you're eating.
I'm enjoying. My big old sandwich and I
thought our hot dog hamburger discourse was in in, in
rapturing. And I think you were also a
little defensive immediately. So you wanted the defense mode
or did. Yeah, Yeah, No, of course.
Here's the thing. We're going to keep all that in
because I think that is the essence of the show is every
time we start figuring out how to even make the technology
work. I know then.
I just took a screenshot and then my credit card popped up so
I don't know what I'm doing. We're we're and boomers and
millennials bodies. Wow.
Seriously, you're about to find yourself on an Eper I love and I
don't know how to use a bomb. Bring on the apocalypse,
seriously, and we're both preparing in our own ways.
We totally are today. OK, wait, we have to stay
focused. So what should we talk about
today? No, I want to hear.
I want to hear the story. Actually, before we start, let's
do, let's do love you. No, I want to hear your story.
OK, today before. We start, actually hold on.
Before we start, we should do some housekeeping.
I want to do 2 things. Yep.
One, we got a comment on a recent video.
Really. A good one or a bad one?
A good one. I just want you all to know I
literally love this show. Please never stop posting.
That's really nice. That is nice.
Even even for even for one person to say that you go.
Yeah. That means let's keep.
It going it means the world to us.
But you know, guys listening you you should comment 347-566-9741.
That's the hotline, that's the advice hotline.
Or you can guys, you guys can tell us a quick little story
that you think we can riff on and both Dill and Lil, you'll be
getting aunt and unk advice. OK, we'll be doing that whenever
we can. Besides that, I guess rate and
review and tell your friends. But let's now let's we got the
housekeeping done. Go ahead and.
Smash that like button. Guys, smash it.
I want you to. Actually, you're allowed to.
I'm not allowed to. I can, you can't.
It would be worse if I if I just.
No. What was I going to say?
Yeah, I want you to break your keyboard, actually, by smashing
it. Here's here's our promise.
And by our promise, I mean mine, because there's no way Lily's
going to come into this. If you break your keyboard
subscribing, I will buy you a new keyboard.
I want you to think about what you just said.
Well, like 100 people are gonna. Yeah, in this economy you cannot
be promising. And this economy?
I cannot afford keyboards. No, you can't.
I'm sorry. I know you're OK.
Barely afford blue. Well, I mean, my motorcycle just
got stolen, so all that money is now.
OK, So what happened? Wait, let's go to that first on
what you said. You, you were gonna very
casually lead into something that happened today.
And I think everyone is wondering what happened.
It was a good story. We were talking about leading
through the apocalypse. Let's hear it.
OK, so while I'm unemployed, I absolutely must either do one
thing each day, apply it to an obscene amount of jobs in any
way I see fit, you know what I mean?
Yeah, they don't all have to be cover letter of the year you.
Have to write in cover letters I've I've never applied to a job
in in my life. We.
We what? I should be fucking homeless
dude honestly. You should be.
I was about to say something crazy.
I was about to say something I can take back.
I heard the Shi, heard the SH, and I know where it was going.
I was going to liken you to tragic childhood hero Lassie and
what they have to do to Lassie. You should be taking Outback.
There are many weeks where I would welcome, I would set a
calendly said. Hey 5555, take me Outback.
Are you kidding me? Yeah, should be like Lassie.
If I'm doing assisted suicide, it's being it's Outback and you.
Know what? Watch the sunset, Dylan and I go
just get it over whip. Yeah, wrap this shit up.
My thought is too I know this is crazy I'm just flushing it out
like in real time. I wouldn't not want rabies.
And then like if I'm going to go out, I would love to just be
like we got to we got to take her down.
She's a menace. She won't survive rabies and
then like. Oh, like a like a a merciful
kill. Yeah, like Lassie.
Lassie Yeah. You're like, you're like, I
want. So you're saying instead of
dying of natural causes, you would like to contract rabies?
And then everyone be like, we have to take her out?
So everyone feels good about it. I don't know if they, well, it's
a rock and a hard place. Yeah, 'cause you're right.
I wouldn't want you to succumb. To rabies.
No, no. I don't even.
If it's my fault. That I got rabies.
Like even if it's like I wanted this possum, Oh no, possums
can't get rabies. I wanted this.
Yeah, common myth, right? No, they can or they can't.
I think possums are cleaner than people make them out to be.
Yeah, possums can't get raised rabies.
OK, but you're like I yeah, you were.
You were hunting. You were hunting for the raves.
For some reason in the apocalypse.
You're hunting in the apocalypse because you wanted to get taken
out. You're like, let me get the
rabies. OK, so even.
If you were hunting for it, you would still be like, yeah, I
would. Here's the thing, I would want
you to go just a little rabid so I could see you bite a few
people 'cause I know that non rabies Lil really wants to
express that so I would allow her to, you know?
I cherish that so deeply. And let me tell you, could you
let me off by like a police station?
Got 100%? Hey what about an ICE station?
Even better, take it by the border and then you start
running. You just take out like.
Yo, how sick would my legacy be? That would be a sick legacy.
People in the fail half of the family probably wouldn't love
it, but all the all the millennial Paladinos would be on
board. They'd be on board.
My mom would absolutely ascend into heaven.
If that's if that's how I go. If that's how I go that.
Yeah, she just sent kill her. By the way, I have bad news.
Opossums can get rabies, but it's extremely rare because
their low body temperature makes it difficult for the viruses to
survive. So they're not as dirty as
everyone says. But anyway, it's your day,
finish the story. It's my day.
OK, what happened? OK, so the other thing that I do
instead of apply for jobs all day is I go on very long bike
rides. That's what I have to do during
unemployment. Otherwise, no good.
No good. And today I guess this is like a
good Wellness check too. Today I hit mile 10 and I
haven't biked that in. A while.
That's a good Wellness check. Probably like 7 or 8 months of
not biking like that. And I hit that point, which I'm
sure you will in Costa Rica, if you're doing it right, where
you're doing something strenuous and it's a little taxing and I
really want to stop and I really want to haul an Uber that will
also fit a bike. You pushed.
I pushed through all mental.
Jocko willing for a second. And that's how this apocalypse
has to be. You're gonna It's more of the
mental training than it is anything else.
Yeah, you could. You could.
You would make it. I'll be all right.
You'll be all right. The kids are all right.
You're gonna. Mommy's all right, Daddy's all
right. It's just seem a little.
Yeah, damn, that's a good song, that.
Is a good song. What's your Wellness check?
You know, I don't know, I played piano for the first time in a
while the other night. That was nice.
That was a good Wellness, not a sad my, my, my, my hand was
hurting. So I was like, yeah, I've been
giving a lot of really concerning Wellness checks.
So I think that's a good one. I got a, oh, I, I got a, a short
stories in Spanish book that I was reading last night.
And so I read a little bit. Of that, OK, literally TE Amo.
Tell me about that. TE Amo, it's going good.
I did. I did fall asleep about 5
minutes into reading, but that's because I oh third, I've been
having I've been having a little sleepy tea before bed every
night and that's been good. Some Valyrian roots.
Valyrian roots. Good.
You do have some dreams on it though.
I have had a couple like, oh, I haven't dreamt like this in a
while. Dreams.
Yeah. OK.
Borderline nightmares. For sure they sound vivid.
They sound. Very vivid.
They was vivid. Last night's one was OK And, and
I, I'm, I'm gonna try to be vague 'cause we, I haven't
talked about on the show too precisely about things going on
in my life that I've talked to you about, but something in it,
not the main thing, things I've been doing for the past three or
four months. There was something in the dream
where someone wanted me to do something that I was like, oh, I
told myself I wasn't going to do this anymore.
And in the dream subconscious was like, actually, let's not do
it. So even in the dream state, it
was like, no, this isn't who you want to be anymore.
That was cool. That is cool that.
Was cool. And I cannot recommend to you
and to the listeners. The listen.
The listeners. I like that, yeah.
We absolutely must listen to our dreams, not in a like.
Just. Saying just like the.
Feeling that. Yes, and you know those dreams
where you wake up and it feels like it happened in your body?
That's because your body was involved.
And so like, if that's how deep that shit goes, like a memory
will make your body feel. Weird.
You gotta you gotta be curious about it.
So I I. Like to hear that, you gotta
listen to how you, I remember my mom would always be like, don't
think about what happened. How did you feel in the dream?
And I was like, interesting. I think it is true, 'cause you
are trying to like process whatever's going on and then
every now and then you have one that's completely out of nowhere
and you go, OK, this has nothing to do with anything.
This is just like a brain soup. But I'm going to enjoy what?
I love brain soup dream. Soup's the best.
Because it's just like, Oh my God, my 6th grade English
teachers here. And also we're in a bouncy house
and also like I can fly and also like.
Hey, can we can we say I love bouncy houses?
Let's fucking go. Bouncy castles are really just
like so there's, there's just joy, there's just actually you.
Know what and that undertone of injury I like it's.
Got to be a little scary. It has to be.
I don't love trampolines though. I don't like.
Trampolines. I've seen a lot of Reddit posts
where people from the ER are like no trampolines.
I've seen. I mean, can I be graphic?
Yeah. At one of my first girl boy
parties at Josh M's house. I saw, was he cute?
He was cute and he was very nice.
OK, he was a good guy. Good guy, but not like.
For me, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got you.
I saw like a femur snap out of a leg.
Whoa. And that's a young femur too.
Those those bones. From a trampoline, yeah.
Yeah, Tramp. I'm all good after that.
Yeah, yeah, a compound fracture. I've never seen that in real
life, but I don't want to when the bone's sticking out.
I've seen that twice actually. That's bad, Yeah, Second.
One on a ski hill. I I will say with the right
people, bouncy castle for a birthday or wait, what about
this is nuts? This is nuts.
I don't know if I'll do it tell. Me.
What if bouncy castle at wedding?
Let's go. Yeah, wedding after party.
Not for the, not for the normal, not for the normal.
Oh, 'cause everyone's drunk and stuff.
Maybe not good, but maybe. I think.
I mean, I don't. Want I know?
Totally, totally. Or you have to do like you have
like a loose bouncer who's like, hey man, are you going to yard?
Yeah, you have a bouncy council. You have a bouncy castle
bouncer. The Bouncer.
Get out the bouncer of the bouncy castle bro.
You got to get out. Bro I see it, you're green.
No, I could do a backflip. Dude, you're turning green.
You're doing the thing where you're like you're they're
drooling way too much. Yeah, but OK, hear me out.
I think a bouncy castle would either be the most terrifying
thing on mushrooms or very cool. Yeah, I it, it can't have any
like animal faces or anything in it.
It's got to be just like a. Or clowns stuff.
Yeah. No clowns.
I think it'd be fun on shrooms. I think it'd be a.
Good. I think so too.
But you know, because I've always thought, like, for a
wedding, you got to do it. You know, it's like, is that
Burger King? You got to have it your way?
Is that Burger King? Who is that?
Got to have it your way. Got to have it your way.
Yeah, I got to have it my way. It's BK.
Have it your way, your rule. Yeah, capitalism is so.
Crazy. It's crazy and unfortunately
it's still not as good as bada dot dot dot like or bada ba ba
ba it could. Never.
Be it could never. They really struck not to be
not, no pun intended. They really hit gold with that
one. They struck gold.
I know, I know. I'm.
Loving it. Oh, and guess what?
Sadly, yes, I am. Yeah, if I see what I'm getting
in, I'm going in and I'm getting the cog zero, large, large,
large. I have a large, please.
And then I look at the menu when I go.
Zero is crazy. 6 Mcnuggets please.
Small fry. Oh, a fresh small fry and a
large cook. Farro.
I mean perfect. Just enough.
That's euphoria, that's the game.
That's the that's that's Zootopia.
Zootopia, through which I saw alone.
It's all. Good.
It's all alone. 1:00 PM. All good.
All right. Looking around like, yeah, you
know who else is all alone? My dad.
And then he told my brother. He's like, I was looking around.
And I go, I'm feeling a little bit like APDF file, you know
what I mean? And I go, Pops, we had the same
thought. It's all good.
You were just trying to enjoy. Yeah.
You're just trying to live a little.
Also, it's like, I stand by this even though optically, yeah,
you're only a pedophile if. You're a pedophile.
Exactly. I can't handle one more of this
soft boy fucking pussy ass. Oh, no one can be a nice guy
anymore. You know who thinks that?
Weirdos, creeps and pedophiles. Absolutely.
Weirdos In cells? Yeah.
In cells, that's in cell shit. I would hate to be too nice.
No, I know. What's that?
You know what's really manly? Ever said a?
Vision board. That's what's manly.
Speaking of a vision board, oh meatball, should you say hi?
Yeah, I'd say hi to the Kitty. I don't want you to throw up on
camera. Oh, so cute.
So cute. We love him.
Want to eat him? Put them in sows.
Wait, did we finish what you did today?
Moving on. Well, yeah, just bikes mostly.
Oh, biked. You biked.
Oh yeah, the bike. Yeah, you did that.
That was, that was. Yeah, mental, Mental.
Yeah, What's going on with me? Is that OK?
So Monday motorcycle was stolen. That was yesterday.
From where? Right outside my apartment
building now. Air tag is in the bike.
Let me walk you through what happened.
I get home at midnight after helping my friend put up some
shelves in his apartment. Stunning prime gesture.
Of service Of service. He got me some.
Pineapple fried rice from a Thai
place between you and me. It wasn't good, but I ate it and
it was sustenance. And it was more about exactly.
And it was more about being there with him.
Now, when I started putting up the shelves after I drilled the
second hole, did I did. I think I might have fucked this
guy's wall up, but I'm not going to be able to do this.
Yeah. But I kept that inside, pushed
forward with the confidence and I figured it out.
And I'd say there's a 85% chance they stay up.
It would just, I would say pretty good.
I think that's great. I think that's great.
Some of these New York City walls are pretty shitty.
And also the hardware that Wayfair sends.
I'm screwed in, it snapped off, and multiple plastic anchors
snap off while I'm screwing them in.
And I mean, look, I'm strong, but I'm not that.
Strong and also I'm sorry, are houses made of balsam?
What kind of wood do you think is holding that?
I was going through the the drywall it was it was but it
still put it up is great. I get home midnight go upstairs,
I park the bike, I lock it all is good.
The next morning I wake up to move it for street cleaning.
I walk outside, there's no motorcycle, no scooter and I go.
First thought is that I now park it in front because I got ditzy
brain sometimes. Sometimes.
But here's the thing and this is guys, why I think if you have
any vehicle, especially a motorcycle, but you, you got to
get an air tag and you have to get an air tag.
I do not. But if you're going to buy
anything, you have to have. An air tag, anything.
I would say anything of that you could think could get stolen if
you want to put it in their wallet.
OK, you know what? Or you can get an Android one,
or you can get a knock off, whatever.
OK, you can get a 10 moot one. It's going to stop working after
three feet. Hold on one second, Liam.
You can get the mouth guard. It's all good.
He needs to get a mouth guard from his backpack.
But at this point guys, this podcast is just fake.
Shit's coming in and out and it's all good.
It's just. Chaos this.
Is what people. Want OK they.
Don't want us in the iHeartRadio studios iheart.
No they don't. They want me in in my room,
looking short, lights blown out in the background, OK, and it's
night time, so there's no light on me.
But this is the realness. This is authenticity.
It's it is and let me just say what an upgrade of lighting from
earlier where in the sun you looked a bit.
Blue. Morgue chic.
I look morgue. Wow, that's actually a good
term. Morgue chic.
Thank you. I do like that, thank.
You just came up with. That yeah, I like that write
that down worksheet yeah. I was talking to Lily on
FaceTime and she's like Dylan, it's she goes, you, I need sun.
That's the first thing she said. And I go, thanks.
She's like Costa Rica is good for you because you're giving a
lot of blue undertones and she's not lying.
You're not lying. I'm.
Not friends have. Friends, friends, friends,
friends help friends. So anyway, I go and I check my
air tag and it's five blocks away.
So I'm like and keep in mind my motorcycle has been stolen
before my old moped. Remember the other, the smaller
one, it also had an air tag and I found it on the guy's truck
and I took. It off.
That's so nuts. Yeah, it was crazy.
And I start walking over. I call Liam.
I go. I might need your help.
Someone has my motorcycle, I believe.
Come meet me. I walk now where the FDR is,
which people listening who are from New York.
It's a highway on the east side of New York City.
It's all the way at the edge by the water and there's an
underpass to go towards where the East River is where you can
walk. And it's just there.
It's there sitting and the lights are on and is flashing.
And I was like, it felt like a setup, but also it was 10 AM.
Like when I go, I look the middle's completely ripped out.
It's unusable and it just been left there and just ditched.
So all the cops very hurtful. Call the cops.
They're there in in 5 minutes actually.
Impressive. Yeah, I was kind of like, why
don't you have this response time?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Did you guys take it? What?
Yeah. So quick.
They come and then two other cops come because I guess they
had, there's a lot of police there.
I was like, why are there 4 police here?
At one point? I got so nervous, I guess just
so embarrassed. I just get, I get nervous around
police. I don't know.
I mean, actually, I know why. Yeah, yeah.
Why? We know why.
Yeah, we know. Blam blam.
Blam blam blam with the drop of the hat.
A story, a story of the police. I called one of them Doctor and.
No, Dylan. I go thank you so much, Doctor
Zhao. He's I was like, I mean,
officer, I'm sorry, dude. So beta, so pussy.
And he walked away like, you know what?
I am a doctor, Justin. He's like, he believes in me,
yeah. God.
And they filled it out for three hours.
They had people come and dust for Prince.
I wanted to be like, we still do that.
Like I know they do, but I'm like, you're going to nail.
What I was going to say, what's so fascinating about that is
like, what if you're part of a ring?
You know what I mean? What if you're?
What if you're aiding and abetting a sting OP of stolen
motors? That would be crazy.
That would, I mean, I would, it would be sick.
I would have to do a ride along though.
I would, I would, I would request a ride along.
I think go absolutely not. I go.
I'm involved in this. I need to be in the.
I need, I need to be in the back of the car.
I go, you can, I'll be in the back.
Put me in the car. What do I have to do that gets
me in the car? But does it give me jail?
I will do that. I'll do that.
I need to be mean to you because, because, because the
way your the way your uniforms fitting.
I could say something so. I could say something.
Crazy. I could say something crazy.
Put me in the back, Chief. Yeah, literally.
I saw a police officer the other day and I don't feel that bad
because he could just tell he like wants to be a cop that gets
to kill people. You do get that vibe from
certain people. Yeah, you certainly do.
Yeah, Yeah. And I just walked past him and I
was just like, anybody can do anything negative.
You know what I mean? Like anybody can just do
anything. Someone can just be like, I want
to be a cop and literally have to be like, excuse me, please,
can I be a cop? And that's all.
Yeah. Yeah, you got.
A gun in six weeks. Can I be honest with you?
There have been many times, not that I would do it, but I go if
all else fails, I guess I could just be like, like, like that's
and that's coming from a person who shows the most insane career
ever. And I in the back of my mind,
I'm going like, I guess I could just become a cop.
Like that's how that's how low the bar is.
You need a GED and. OK, and I almost want to say I
feel about that to anyone listening who's in the force and
you're actually a good person. This isn't about you, OK?
We're not. We're.
Not it's a good person, bad person thing.
Good person, bad person thing. We're not hating.
And look, in the moment I was grateful for them.
A a detective just called me. He was really cool.
He told me about how, so basically they have these like
machines, these receivers where they can copy your key and then
use it to start the bike up because there's a camera in
front of my apartment that caught them.
They did it in 10 seconds at 2:30 AM.
They jumped on, turned it on and drove away, which is crazy.
But now I'm it's got to get towed by GEICO.
I got to get it fixed. It's a whole thing.
And is it worth it? Yes.
Well, it's either, it's either going to get fixed or they'll
total it. I don't think they will, but it
was just this is one of the things where you're like, yeah,
I really need this. Yeah, I know.
You go. Come on.
Come on right before your trip to I don't have to do
bureaucratic stuff. But at least it's gone now.
I don't have to worry about parking in it.
I get. Yeah.
But yeah, you're right. The bureaucracy.
It was it was it was quite a Monday.
It was, you know what I was feeling like Garfield Mondays.
Am I right? I hate totally.
Did you have a lasagna? I should have had lasagna, but I
would have. To have that pineapple fried
rice, yeah. Yeah, I had really bad.
You know how bad it was? OK, this is I had half of it.
And then I was like, I can't eat this right now.
And I went, I know my hunger will outweigh my taste buds in
the morning. And so then I ate pineapple
fried rice for breakfast. Here's how my Monday started.
I ate pineapple fried rice for breakfast, went downstairs and
realized my motorcycle got stolen.
That's that was my Monday. How was your Monday?
Monday. Yeah.
How was your Monday? It's funny, I'm starting to lose
sense of all days in my unemployment.
I don't know what day it is. I'm having a hard time with
2026. Not my age in 2026, just the
fact that it's 2026, you know what I mean?
I kind of want to be like, actually February is January,
this first month doesn't count. For February.
Yeah, February is January. We're going to do a redo.
I got it. I don't think anyone would have
an issue with that. No, no.
And here's what I realized I fell into.
So I went to a manifestation brunch and it was very powerful.
You got it and. Can I tell you what I literally
wrote down as my daily affirmation which shows you how
bad things are? I'm begging you, I'm.
Going to try to get through without laughing.
And this is good because it's been a lot of the past couple
weeks me saying absolutely insane things that make me say
let's hear it. Did the Lord not give me eyes to
see? Guys, she's speaking in old
English. She's speaking in biblical
English. That is crazy.
But I'm with you. You know, it's bad when you're
like today I'm grateful for my eyes.
My, my not great eyes. Things is, things are like, you
know, I know I'm scraping the bottle of the barrel, bottom of
the barrel when I'm riding my gratitudes.
And it's like, I'm grateful for having five toes.
And it's like, oh, OK, that's there ain't a lot going on.
I'm grateful for teeth I have. So grateful for teeth.
One time I wrote I'm happy I'm in.
This is actually kind of a go, but I was like, I'm happy I'm in
a city that isn't at war and I Yikes.
Totally I. Think it's.
Real. I probably watched something on
the news about it, but like to think, yeah.
Hey, we could be at war. We could.
We could.
And you know what? Knock I, I don't even want to
say anything. Because I want to bring it on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, with the teeth.
They're chattering, let's just say.
Like. I wouldn't be surprised if when
I try to come back to the States in two weeks, I'm potentially
delayed. Can I tell you a scary real
thing that I just want you to factor in?
Go. Yep.
And then I have to go unfortunately.
This has been a really positive show for.
My Co worker, my former Co worker's parents and they're
like eight person boomer couples trip.
They're still stuck in Saint Barts and they were supposed to
be home like a week and a. Half ago.
Oh my God. They just like for some reason
can't fly back or because of. Venezuela.
With Puerto Rico because of Venezuela and.
The flights are still cancelled. Based on we only I talked like 4
days ago so hopefully they're home.
But when she called, she was like, yeah, they're stuck
insane. Here's my question though, if
it's stopped because of like you can't ask the airlines to to pay
you because it's like an act of God, right?
Like, it's like out of their control.
So you just gotta pay for that hotel.
I think they can give you flight credits and they can put you up.
I think they can do some level of that and you would hope.
Dude, an extra 4 days or five days in Saint Barts is
thousands. I know, Dang.
I know so just but hey pura Vida baby.
I mean, hey, if that's me, I'm hiking up through Central
America. I'm being a caravan of one.
OK, it's me and I'm going up. I ain't waiting.
I go. Yeah.
I'm like Shalia. I I'm out of here, brother.
OK, I got to go. I.
Just see you mad focus. Just get to America.
No, this is me. I I, I see my, I see my flights
cancelled and I go, all right, see you later, everyone.
And then, yeah, leave the airport and I just start walking
and I just, I'm not even following a trail.
I'm just following do North. Just north.
North Star and then. Can I say something I.
Figured out and. I mean this you would figure it
out. I'd figure it out.
OK, one thing. Figure me, you'd all figure it.
Out all, figure it out. I'll tell you one thing, my
Spanish would be really good by the end.
I'd be by the end, I want to live.
Yes. No, no, no.
It would be no. It would look, I don't want that
to happen, but I would just like, just like you and the
apocalypse. I'd figure it out.
OK, on that note, let me do something fun and kooky to lift
this. Up fun and kooky.
A little bit of positivity. Yes to it.
I want you to pick a magical Mermaids and Dolphins Oracle
card for good wishes for your trip all.
Right, All right, all right. This is good.
This is. This is.
Yeah, yeah. We got to end high.
We got to because this has been a little because.
It's been charged. I'm sure the people listening to
the motorcycle story found it interesting, but me telling it I
go this is boring as shit. It's it's so personal that and I
hate to PC police you a touch unrelatable so.
I don't know about that. I mean people get shit stolen
all the time. I know, but it's your motorcycle
and it's. It's not a BMW.
You live in. Sorry, hold on a second.
Hold on, hold on there. Redacted, redacted, redacted.
I love that, you know, it's good energy.
It's good energy at the end. It's good energy at.
The end No, definitely bleed that out because.
I will. I will.
Yeah. Yeah.
No, I know. Yeah.
No, I honestly think of our fans.
If if we were ever both doxed, I think 40 people would show up at
your door and one would show up at mine.
And actually. More people are, and I don't
mean like they want to kill you. I think they would be like,
Lily, I love you, like we're the same.
And then one person would would show up to mine and just be
like, I don't know what would happen.
But yeah, Yeah, it wouldn't be. Yeah.
You wouldn't.
Be I would just have a little party.
You would have a party? Yeah.
I'd be like, Oh yeah, let's go get coffee, I guess.
Yeah. All right.
We oh, we have 3 minutes. Perfect.
OK, let's pick. You see where your thumb is?
Which thumb? Your left thumb, move it to the
right. That one, That one, That one.
Yeah. It's just a gun to the head.
You. Yeah.
You're being helped. Heaven is working behind the
scenes to help you, even if you don't see results yet.
Wow, OK. Beautiful, ready.
I wish we could touch fingies. Your manifestation is being
worked out right now, even if you can't see tangible proof.
As an analogy, when sailors get close to land, they often see
signs of life, such as birds flying or branches floating in
the ocean. By drawing this card, you're
urged to notice signs that land your manifestation is near.
Even if you can't yet see evidence that your manifestation
is in process, this card assures you that your prayers have been
heard and there will be answered.
Say, centered in faith and gratitude in order to open the
door to your desires. Wow, that's a good one.
OK be grateful for your eyes and your teeth and your
manifestation will appear. Have thee not eyes that God
created for you. I like that.
Have I not eyes? Have I not eyes Shakespeare?
Literal Shakespeare? Did you write anything else you
want to leave anyone with like any other?
OK OK so daily affirmation did the Lord not gives me eyes to
see? OK, great.
OK, visualization really quick. OK, I'm going to say we.
We it's good. It's good, It's good.
We see adventures in new, gorgeous places.
Got it. We have a steady job in a
company. That's normal.
I want that so bad. Dude, I feel you and I'm sure a
lot of people listening to you as well.
We feel steady, adored and motivated.
I love it and I think everyone listening guys, we all let me
work here reloading. I want to be normal.
He's gone.
I want a four O 1K. Oh man, that's good.
I love you, Dale. Positive way to end the show.
Yeah, it was. Good and here's what I'm going
to say that card pool was not only for me, it was for the fans
as well it. Was.
OK, that's and now I'm going to give you take us out Lil on
actual something you can say that we don't get cut out, OK.
Guys, stay sharp, stay vigilant. Neighbors help neighbors, OK?
Hug yourself if you can't find someone to hug you for seven
seconds, which is medically very helpful for everybody.
OK. Drink water we're.
Getting close to the end. And tell somebody that you love
them every day. There we go.
Woo. We love you guys.
Love you. We will see you in a couple
weeks. Bye.