1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:03,080 Here he is. You are vertical. 2 00:00:03,080 --> 00:00:04,880 I think you got to switch it up a little bit. 3 00:00:04,880 --> 00:00:06,640 How is your phone? Is it landscape or is it 4 00:00:06,640 --> 00:00:09,240 vertical right now? It's hot dogs. 5 00:00:09,720 --> 00:00:13,920 It's hot dogs. OK, so you're OK. 6 00:00:13,920 --> 00:00:15,680 What's the opposite? If I what's? 7 00:00:15,680 --> 00:00:20,440 And then here's hamburger. Oh wait, so hot dog is is it's. 8 00:00:20,560 --> 00:00:23,880 Vertical. Oh I but hot dogs are eaten 9 00:00:23,880 --> 00:00:25,760 horizontally so I would think. Totally. 10 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:26,680 It's OK. No, hold on. 11 00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:27,960 Wait. I'd say we switch it up. 12 00:00:28,040 --> 00:00:31,280 It's hot dog and Popsicle. Popsicle is vertical, Hot dog is 13 00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:33,280 horizontal. OK. 14 00:00:33,520 --> 00:00:34,840 OK, it doesn't have to be phallic. 15 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:37,040 Control the narrative. Dylan, I can't hold dear. 16 00:00:37,840 --> 00:00:40,720 Hot Dog I. Think just trying to hot dog and 17 00:00:40,720 --> 00:00:42,600 hamburger doesn't make any sense. 18 00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:45,240 Who the fuck eats a hot dog? Actually, but it's a phrases. 19 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:48,760 Hold on a second. Do we eat hot dogs like? 20 00:00:49,120 --> 00:00:49,800 This. Or do we? 21 00:00:49,840 --> 00:00:54,560 No, we eat hot dogs like we're eating a hot dog horizontally, 22 00:00:54,560 --> 00:01:00,400 are we not? We are yes, but when you see but 23 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:03,400 like a dancing hot dog is always going to be vertical. 24 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:06,200 Oh wow, I didn't think about the dancing hot dog. 25 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:09,920 You're never going to see like a two scale horizontal dancing hot 26 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:11,160 dog. That'd be really scary. 27 00:01:11,840 --> 00:01:14,320 Oh, when it's like down like this, like it's like a crowd, 28 00:01:14,320 --> 00:01:15,880 Yeah. Imagine if it was horizontal, 29 00:01:15,880 --> 00:01:16,760 you'd be like. What? 30 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:19,360 What is that? OK, you know what? 31 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:21,840 I'll allow it. You know, old dog and the guy. 32 00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:24,600 All right, I'll like if you. Yeah, if you switched down. 33 00:01:24,840 --> 00:01:26,480 How's this? You figured it out, didn't you? 34 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:29,640 There you go. I did, you did what you said to 35 00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:31,480 me. Took like 4 minutes to get. 36 00:01:36,760 --> 00:01:41,080 There totally, totally your your brain was really working to 37 00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:42,280 figure it out. I think it's because you were 38 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:43,760 enjoying whatever it is you're eating. 39 00:01:44,240 --> 00:01:46,400 I'm enjoying. My big old sandwich and I 40 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:49,720 thought our hot dog hamburger discourse was in in, in 41 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:51,600 rapturing. And I think you were also a 42 00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:54,480 little defensive immediately. So you wanted the defense mode 43 00:01:54,480 --> 00:01:57,960 or did. Yeah, Yeah, No, of course. 44 00:01:57,960 --> 00:02:00,000 Here's the thing. We're going to keep all that in 45 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:03,720 because I think that is the essence of the show is every 46 00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:07,840 time we start figuring out how to even make the technology 47 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:11,560 work. I know then. 48 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:14,680 I just took a screenshot and then my credit card popped up so 49 00:02:14,680 --> 00:02:21,240 I don't know what I'm doing. We're we're and boomers and 50 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:23,320 millennials bodies. Wow. 51 00:02:23,640 --> 00:02:27,760 Seriously, you're about to find yourself on an Eper I love and I 52 00:02:27,760 --> 00:02:32,560 don't know how to use a bomb. Bring on the apocalypse, 53 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:34,920 seriously, and we're both preparing in our own ways. 54 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:39,760 We totally are today. OK, wait, we have to stay 55 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:41,240 focused. So what should we talk about 56 00:02:41,240 --> 00:02:42,560 today? No, I want to hear. 57 00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:46,880 I want to hear the story. Actually, before we start, let's 58 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:53,840 do, let's do love you. No, I want to hear your story. 59 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:56,120 OK, today before. We start, actually hold on. 60 00:02:56,120 --> 00:02:58,080 Before we start, we should do some housekeeping. 61 00:02:58,120 --> 00:02:59,960 I want to do 2 things. Yep. 62 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:03,000 One, we got a comment on a recent video. 63 00:03:04,640 --> 00:03:06,480 Really. A good one or a bad one? 64 00:03:06,840 --> 00:03:08,920 A good one. I just want you all to know I 65 00:03:08,920 --> 00:03:11,040 literally love this show. Please never stop posting. 66 00:03:12,520 --> 00:03:14,560 That's really nice. That is nice. 67 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:17,560 Even even for even for one person to say that you go. 68 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:19,120 Yeah. That means let's keep. 69 00:03:19,160 --> 00:03:20,600 It going it means the world to us. 70 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:29,240 But you know, guys listening you you should comment 347-566-9741. 71 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:32,040 That's the hotline, that's the advice hotline. 72 00:03:32,040 --> 00:03:34,040 Or you can guys, you guys can tell us a quick little story 73 00:03:34,040 --> 00:03:37,120 that you think we can riff on and both Dill and Lil, you'll be 74 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:40,520 getting aunt and unk advice. OK, we'll be doing that whenever 75 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:43,080 we can. Besides that, I guess rate and 76 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:46,120 review and tell your friends. But let's now let's we got the 77 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:48,360 housekeeping done. Go ahead and. 78 00:03:48,760 --> 00:03:52,160 Smash that like button. Guys, smash it. 79 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:56,760 I want you to. Actually, you're allowed to. 80 00:03:56,840 --> 00:03:59,800 I'm not allowed to. I can, you can't. 81 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:01,880 It would be worse if I if I just. 82 00:04:02,760 --> 00:04:06,400 No. What was I going to say? 83 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:09,280 Yeah, I want you to break your keyboard, actually, by smashing 84 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:11,360 it. Here's here's our promise. 85 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:13,320 And by our promise, I mean mine, because there's no way Lily's 86 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:15,560 going to come into this. If you break your keyboard 87 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:17,480 subscribing, I will buy you a new keyboard. 88 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:22,840 I want you to think about what you just said. 89 00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:29,440 Well, like 100 people are gonna. Yeah, in this economy you cannot 90 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:31,160 be promising. And this economy? 91 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:34,840 I cannot afford keyboards. No, you can't. 92 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:36,440 I'm sorry. I know you're OK. 93 00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:39,160 Barely afford blue. Well, I mean, my motorcycle just 94 00:04:39,160 --> 00:04:41,000 got stolen, so all that money is now. 95 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:44,680 OK, So what happened? Wait, let's go to that first on 96 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:47,360 what you said. You, you were gonna very 97 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:50,120 casually lead into something that happened today. 98 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:52,480 And I think everyone is wondering what happened. 99 00:04:52,480 --> 00:04:54,960 It was a good story. We were talking about leading 100 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:56,160 through the apocalypse. Let's hear it. 101 00:04:57,120 --> 00:05:04,240 OK, so while I'm unemployed, I absolutely must either do one 102 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:09,320 thing each day, apply it to an obscene amount of jobs in any 103 00:05:09,320 --> 00:05:11,120 way I see fit, you know what I mean? 104 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:16,760 Yeah, they don't all have to be cover letter of the year you. 105 00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:22,560 Have to write in cover letters I've I've never applied to a job 106 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:30,160 in in my life. We. 107 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:36,160 We what? I should be fucking homeless 108 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:38,240 dude honestly. You should be. 109 00:05:38,280 --> 00:05:40,240 I was about to say something crazy. 110 00:05:40,560 --> 00:05:42,760 I was about to say something I can take back. 111 00:05:42,920 --> 00:05:46,720 I heard the Shi, heard the SH, and I know where it was going. 112 00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:53,600 I was going to liken you to tragic childhood hero Lassie and 113 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:58,680 what they have to do to Lassie. You should be taking Outback. 114 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:02,920 There are many weeks where I would welcome, I would set a 115 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:08,560 calendly said. Hey 5555, take me Outback. 116 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:11,400 Are you kidding me? Yeah, should be like Lassie. 117 00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:18,080 If I'm doing assisted suicide, it's being it's Outback and you. 118 00:06:18,280 --> 00:06:20,960 Know what? Watch the sunset, Dylan and I go 119 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:25,920 just get it over whip. Yeah, wrap this shit up. 120 00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:31,120 My thought is too I know this is crazy I'm just flushing it out 121 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:35,840 like in real time. I wouldn't not want rabies. 122 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:40,040 And then like if I'm going to go out, I would love to just be 123 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:43,040 like we got to we got to take her down. 124 00:06:43,040 --> 00:06:45,360 She's a menace. She won't survive rabies and 125 00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:47,880 then like. Oh, like a like a a merciful 126 00:06:47,880 --> 00:06:49,880 kill. Yeah, like Lassie. 127 00:06:50,280 --> 00:06:52,200 Lassie Yeah. You're like, you're like, I 128 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:53,840 want. So you're saying instead of 129 00:06:53,840 --> 00:06:59,160 dying of natural causes, you would like to contract rabies? 130 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:02,480 And then everyone be like, we have to take her out? 131 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:10,640 So everyone feels good about it. I don't know if they, well, it's 132 00:07:10,640 --> 00:07:13,200 a rock and a hard place. Yeah, 'cause you're right. 133 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:17,160 I wouldn't want you to succumb. To rabies. 134 00:07:17,440 --> 00:07:18,920 No, no. I don't even. 135 00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:21,160 If it's my fault. That I got rabies. 136 00:07:21,160 --> 00:07:24,640 Like even if it's like I wanted this possum, Oh no, possums 137 00:07:24,640 --> 00:07:26,520 can't get rabies. I wanted this. 138 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:30,520 Yeah, common myth, right? No, they can or they can't. 139 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:34,160 I think possums are cleaner than people make them out to be. 140 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:37,240 Yeah, possums can't get raised rabies. 141 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,440 OK, but you're like I yeah, you were. 142 00:07:40,440 --> 00:07:42,080 You were hunting. You were hunting for the raves. 143 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:44,080 For some reason in the apocalypse. 144 00:07:44,240 --> 00:07:46,920 You're hunting in the apocalypse because you wanted to get taken 145 00:07:46,920 --> 00:07:47,680 out. You're like, let me get the 146 00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:53,400 rabies. OK, so even. 147 00:07:53,400 --> 00:07:59,720 If you were hunting for it, you would still be like, yeah, I 148 00:07:59,720 --> 00:08:02,720 would. Here's the thing, I would want 149 00:08:02,720 --> 00:08:06,160 you to go just a little rabid so I could see you bite a few 150 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:10,680 people 'cause I know that non rabies Lil really wants to 151 00:08:10,680 --> 00:08:13,120 express that so I would allow her to, you know? 152 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:17,080 I cherish that so deeply. And let me tell you, could you 153 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:19,280 let me off by like a police station? 154 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:22,600 Got 100%? Hey what about an ICE station? 155 00:08:24,320 --> 00:08:26,560 Even better, take it by the border and then you start 156 00:08:26,560 --> 00:08:30,880 running. You just take out like. 157 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:36,360 Yo, how sick would my legacy be? That would be a sick legacy. 158 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:39,559 People in the fail half of the family probably wouldn't love 159 00:08:39,559 --> 00:08:42,640 it, but all the all the millennial Paladinos would be on 160 00:08:42,640 --> 00:08:44,440 board. They'd be on board. 161 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:47,200 My mom would absolutely ascend into heaven. 162 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:51,440 If that's if that's how I go. If that's how I go that. 163 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:54,760 Yeah, she just sent kill her. By the way, I have bad news. 164 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:58,800 Opossums can get rabies, but it's extremely rare because 165 00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:01,040 their low body temperature makes it difficult for the viruses to 166 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:02,560 survive. So they're not as dirty as 167 00:09:02,560 --> 00:09:05,200 everyone says. But anyway, it's your day, 168 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:07,800 finish the story. It's my day. 169 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:10,880 OK, what happened? OK, so the other thing that I do 170 00:09:10,880 --> 00:09:13,280 instead of apply for jobs all day is I go on very long bike 171 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:14,520 rides. That's what I have to do during 172 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:16,960 unemployment. Otherwise, no good. 173 00:09:17,680 --> 00:09:21,400 No good. And today I guess this is like a 174 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:26,400 good Wellness check too. Today I hit mile 10 and I 175 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:28,280 haven't biked that in. A while. 176 00:09:28,760 --> 00:09:32,680 That's a good Wellness check. Probably like 7 or 8 months of 177 00:09:32,680 --> 00:09:36,920 not biking like that. And I hit that point, which I'm 178 00:09:36,920 --> 00:09:39,400 sure you will in Costa Rica, if you're doing it right, where 179 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:42,760 you're doing something strenuous and it's a little taxing and I 180 00:09:42,760 --> 00:09:46,120 really want to stop and I really want to haul an Uber that will 181 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:49,440 also fit a bike. You pushed. 182 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:53,080 You pushed. I pushed through all mental. 183 00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:58,240 Jocko willing for a second. And that's how this apocalypse 184 00:09:58,400 --> 00:10:00,200 has to be. You're gonna It's more of the 185 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:02,240 mental training than it is anything else. 186 00:10:02,960 --> 00:10:04,160 Yeah, you could. You could. 187 00:10:05,720 --> 00:10:08,080 You would make it. I'll be all right. 188 00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:10,040 You'll be all right. The kids are all right. 189 00:10:10,560 --> 00:10:14,080 You're gonna. Mommy's all right, Daddy's all 190 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:16,120 right. It's just seem a little. 191 00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:21,400 Yeah, damn, that's a good song, that. 192 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:23,400 Is a good song. What's your Wellness check? 193 00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:29,600 You know, I don't know, I played piano for the first time in a 194 00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:31,760 while the other night. That was nice. 195 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:37,040 That was a good Wellness, not a sad my, my, my, my hand was 196 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:40,480 hurting. So I was like, yeah, I've been 197 00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:43,440 giving a lot of really concerning Wellness checks. 198 00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:48,200 So I think that's a good one. I got a, oh, I, I got a, a short 199 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:50,520 stories in Spanish book that I was reading last night. 200 00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:54,280 And so I read a little bit. Of that, OK, literally TE Amo. 201 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:58,280 Tell me about that. TE Amo, it's going good. 202 00:10:58,280 --> 00:11:00,760 I did. I did fall asleep about 5 203 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:05,480 minutes into reading, but that's because I oh third, I've been 204 00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:08,040 having I've been having a little sleepy tea before bed every 205 00:11:08,040 --> 00:11:10,840 night and that's been good. Some Valyrian roots. 206 00:11:11,160 --> 00:11:12,080 Valyrian roots. Good. 207 00:11:12,120 --> 00:11:15,520 You do have some dreams on it though. 208 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:20,040 I have had a couple like, oh, I haven't dreamt like this in a 209 00:11:20,040 --> 00:11:21,200 while. Dreams. 210 00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:22,680 Yeah. OK. 211 00:11:22,960 --> 00:11:26,400 Borderline nightmares. For sure they sound vivid. 212 00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:27,880 They sound. Very vivid. 213 00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:34,680 They was vivid. Last night's one was OK And, and 214 00:11:34,680 --> 00:11:37,280 I, I'm, I'm gonna try to be vague 'cause we, I haven't 215 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:42,320 talked about on the show too precisely about things going on 216 00:11:42,320 --> 00:11:46,360 in my life that I've talked to you about, but something in it, 217 00:11:46,480 --> 00:11:49,320 not the main thing, things I've been doing for the past three or 218 00:11:49,320 --> 00:11:53,720 four months. There was something in the dream 219 00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:59,200 where someone wanted me to do something that I was like, oh, I 220 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:01,040 told myself I wasn't going to do this anymore. 221 00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:06,560 And in the dream subconscious was like, actually, let's not do 222 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:09,480 it. So even in the dream state, it 223 00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:11,440 was like, no, this isn't who you want to be anymore. 224 00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:14,680 That was cool. That is cool that. 225 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,880 Was cool. And I cannot recommend to you 226 00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:20,960 and to the listeners. The listen. 227 00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:24,400 The listeners. I like that, yeah. 228 00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:28,160 We absolutely must listen to our dreams, not in a like. 229 00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:32,000 Just. Saying just like the. 230 00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:35,080 Feeling that. Yes, and you know those dreams 231 00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:37,600 where you wake up and it feels like it happened in your body? 232 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:39,840 That's because your body was involved. 233 00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:43,840 And so like, if that's how deep that shit goes, like a memory 234 00:12:43,840 --> 00:12:45,480 will make your body feel. Weird. 235 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,040 You gotta you gotta be curious about it. 236 00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:49,960 So I I. Like to hear that, you gotta 237 00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:54,080 listen to how you, I remember my mom would always be like, don't 238 00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:57,760 think about what happened. How did you feel in the dream? 239 00:12:57,840 --> 00:13:00,560 And I was like, interesting. I think it is true, 'cause you 240 00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:03,640 are trying to like process whatever's going on and then 241 00:13:03,640 --> 00:13:06,000 every now and then you have one that's completely out of nowhere 242 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,800 and you go, OK, this has nothing to do with anything. 243 00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:10,360 This is just like a brain soup. But I'm going to enjoy what? 244 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:13,880 I love brain soup dream. Soup's the best. 245 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:17,840 Because it's just like, Oh my God, my 6th grade English 246 00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:20,720 teachers here. And also we're in a bouncy house 247 00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:23,520 and also like I can fly and also like. 248 00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:30,960 Hey, can we can we say I love bouncy houses? 249 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:35,960 Let's fucking go. Bouncy castles are really just 250 00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:40,640 like so there's, there's just joy, there's just actually you. 251 00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:45,280 Know what and that undertone of injury I like it's. 252 00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:47,920 Got to be a little scary. It has to be. 253 00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:50,160 I don't love trampolines though. I don't like. 254 00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:52,360 Trampolines. I've seen a lot of Reddit posts 255 00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:54,400 where people from the ER are like no trampolines. 256 00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:58,720 I've seen. I mean, can I be graphic? 257 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:02,240 Yeah. At one of my first girl boy 258 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:06,400 parties at Josh M's house. I saw, was he cute? 259 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:09,720 He was cute and he was very nice. 260 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:13,120 OK, he was a good guy. Good guy, but not like. 261 00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:15,480 For me, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got you. 262 00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:19,760 I saw like a femur snap out of a leg. 263 00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:22,680 Whoa. And that's a young femur too. 264 00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:25,280 Those those bones. From a trampoline, yeah. 265 00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:27,920 Yeah, Tramp. I'm all good after that. 266 00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:31,760 Yeah, yeah, a compound fracture. I've never seen that in real 267 00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:35,000 life, but I don't want to when the bone's sticking out. 268 00:14:36,320 --> 00:14:39,280 I've seen that twice actually. That's bad, Yeah, Second. 269 00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:43,760 One on a ski hill. I I will say with the right 270 00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:49,280 people, bouncy castle for a birthday or wait, what about 271 00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:51,240 this is nuts? This is nuts. 272 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:54,040 I don't know if I'll do it tell. Me. 273 00:14:55,720 --> 00:15:01,880 What if bouncy castle at wedding? 274 00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:06,920 Let's go. Yeah, wedding after party. 275 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:09,400 Not for the, not for the normal, not for the normal. 276 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:10,720 Oh, 'cause everyone's drunk and stuff. 277 00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:14,760 Maybe not good, but maybe. I think. 278 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:16,320 I mean, I don't. Want I know? 279 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:20,600 Totally, totally. Or you have to do like you have 280 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:24,120 like a loose bouncer who's like, hey man, are you going to yard? 281 00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:27,880 Yeah, you have a bouncy council. You have a bouncy castle 282 00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:30,960 bouncer. The Bouncer. 283 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:33,360 Get out the bouncer of the bouncy castle bro. 284 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:37,000 You got to get out. Bro I see it, you're green. 285 00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:40,160 No, I could do a backflip. Dude, you're turning green. 286 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:42,880 You're doing the thing where you're like you're they're 287 00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:46,760 drooling way too much. Yeah, but OK, hear me out. 288 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:50,800 I think a bouncy castle would either be the most terrifying 289 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:58,600 thing on mushrooms or very cool. Yeah, I it, it can't have any 290 00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:00,560 like animal faces or anything in it. 291 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:03,360 It's got to be just like a. Or clowns stuff. 292 00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:04,200 Yeah. No clowns. 293 00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:06,200 I think it'd be fun on shrooms. I think it'd be a. 294 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:06,760 Good. I think so too. 295 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:10,480 But you know, because I've always thought, like, for a 296 00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:14,640 wedding, you got to do it. You know, it's like, is that 297 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:16,080 Burger King? You got to have it your way? 298 00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:17,120 Is that Burger King? Who is that? 299 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:19,040 Got to have it your way. Got to have it your way. 300 00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:22,240 Yeah, I got to have it my way. It's BK. 301 00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:27,360 Have it your way, your rule. Yeah, capitalism is so. 302 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:29,800 Crazy. It's crazy and unfortunately 303 00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:33,360 it's still not as good as bada dot dot dot like or bada ba ba 304 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:34,400 ba it could. Never. 305 00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:37,360 Be it could never. They really struck not to be 306 00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:39,200 not, no pun intended. They really hit gold with that 307 00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:39,880 one. They struck gold. 308 00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:41,640 I know, I know. I'm. 309 00:16:41,720 --> 00:16:45,360 Loving it. Oh, and guess what? 310 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:49,960 Sadly, yes, I am. Yeah, if I see what I'm getting 311 00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:52,520 in, I'm going in and I'm getting the cog zero, large, large, 312 00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:56,800 large. I have a large, please. 313 00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:58,640 And then I look at the menu when I go. 314 00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:03,680 Zero is crazy. 6 Mcnuggets please. 315 00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:09,079 Small fry. Oh, a fresh small fry and a 316 00:17:09,079 --> 00:17:11,280 large cook. Farro. 317 00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:14,200 I mean perfect. Just enough. 318 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,240 That's euphoria, that's the game. 319 00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:18,280 That's the that's that's Zootopia. 320 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:23,440 Zootopia, through which I saw alone. 321 00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:26,800 It's all. Good. 322 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:28,800 It's all alone. 1:00 PM. All good. 323 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:34,240 All right. Looking around like, yeah, you 324 00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:36,920 know who else is all alone? My dad. 325 00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:39,560 And then he told my brother. He's like, I was looking around. 326 00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:43,160 And I go, I'm feeling a little bit like APDF file, you know 327 00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:46,200 what I mean? And I go, Pops, we had the same 328 00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:47,000 thought. It's all good. 329 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,920 You were just trying to enjoy. Yeah. 330 00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:49,960 You're just trying to live a little. 331 00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:53,240 Also, it's like, I stand by this even though optically, yeah, 332 00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:56,560 you're only a pedophile if. You're a pedophile. 333 00:17:56,560 --> 00:18:00,480 Exactly. I can't handle one more of this 334 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:04,920 soft boy fucking pussy ass. Oh, no one can be a nice guy 335 00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:06,800 anymore. You know who thinks that? 336 00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:09,440 Weirdos, creeps and pedophiles. Absolutely. 337 00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:10,520 Weirdos In cells? Yeah. 338 00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:14,320 In cells, that's in cell shit. I would hate to be too nice. 339 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:15,320 No, I know. What's that? 340 00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:16,840 You know what's really manly? Ever said a? 341 00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:20,040 Vision board. That's what's manly. 342 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:27,000 Speaking of a vision board, oh meatball, should you say hi? 343 00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:30,000 Yeah, I'd say hi to the Kitty. I don't want you to throw up on 344 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:33,040 camera. Oh, so cute. 345 00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:35,840 So cute. We love him. 346 00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:38,360 Want to eat him? Put them in sows. 347 00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:41,280 Wait, did we finish what you did today? 348 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:48,320 Moving on. Well, yeah, just bikes mostly. 349 00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:49,480 Oh, biked. You biked. 350 00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:50,760 Oh yeah, the bike. Yeah, you did that. 351 00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:51,960 That was, that was. Yeah, mental, Mental. 352 00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:55,360 Yeah, What's going on with me? Is that OK? 353 00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:59,160 So Monday motorcycle was stolen. That was yesterday. 354 00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:02,200 From where? Right outside my apartment 355 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:05,840 building now. Air tag is in the bike. 356 00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:07,960 Let me walk you through what happened. 357 00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:12,120 I get home at midnight after helping my friend put up some 358 00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:15,680 shelves in his apartment. Stunning prime gesture. 359 00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:18,040 Of service Of service. He got me some. 360 00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:20,040 He got me some. Pineapple fried rice from a Thai 361 00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:24,360 place between you and me. It wasn't good, but I ate it and 362 00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:28,160 it was sustenance. And it was more about exactly. 363 00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:29,680 And it was more about being there with him. 364 00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:36,040 Now, when I started putting up the shelves after I drilled the 365 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:40,760 second hole, did I did. I think I might have fucked this 366 00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:42,520 guy's wall up, but I'm not going to be able to do this. 367 00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:46,960 Yeah. But I kept that inside, pushed 368 00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:49,400 forward with the confidence and I figured it out. 369 00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:51,840 And I'd say there's a 85% chance they stay up. 370 00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:54,160 It would just, I would say pretty good. 371 00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:57,040 I think that's great. I think that's great. 372 00:19:57,440 --> 00:19:59,120 Some of these New York City walls are pretty shitty. 373 00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:01,800 And also the hardware that Wayfair sends. 374 00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:06,800 I'm screwed in, it snapped off, and multiple plastic anchors 375 00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:08,080 snap off while I'm screwing them in. 376 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,120 And I mean, look, I'm strong, but I'm not that. 377 00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:14,320 Strong and also I'm sorry, are houses made of balsam? 378 00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:17,320 What kind of wood do you think is holding that? 379 00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:20,320 I was going through the the drywall it was it was but it 380 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:23,520 still put it up is great. I get home midnight go upstairs, 381 00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:25,760 I park the bike, I lock it all is good. 382 00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:29,200 The next morning I wake up to move it for street cleaning. 383 00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:34,480 I walk outside, there's no motorcycle, no scooter and I go. 384 00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:39,840 First thought is that I now park it in front because I got ditzy 385 00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:41,160 brain sometimes. Sometimes. 386 00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:45,400 But here's the thing and this is guys, why I think if you have 387 00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:50,400 any vehicle, especially a motorcycle, but you, you got to 388 00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:56,240 get an air tag and you have to get an air tag. 389 00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:01,480 I do not. But if you're going to buy 390 00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:03,880 anything, you have to have. An air tag, anything. 391 00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:07,960 I would say anything of that you could think could get stolen if 392 00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:08,960 you want to put it in their wallet. 393 00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:10,840 OK, you know what? Or you can get an Android one, 394 00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:13,480 or you can get a knock off, whatever. 395 00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:17,640 OK, you can get a 10 moot one. It's going to stop working after 396 00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:24,080 three feet. Hold on one second, Liam. 397 00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:25,680 You can get the mouth guard. It's all good. 398 00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:28,120 He needs to get a mouth guard from his backpack. 399 00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:31,240 But at this point guys, this podcast is just fake. 400 00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:32,960 Shit's coming in and out and it's all good. 401 00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:34,560 It's just. Chaos this. 402 00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:36,280 Is what people. Want OK they. 403 00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:41,480 Don't want us in the iHeartRadio studios iheart. 404 00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:45,360 No they don't. They want me in in my room, 405 00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:50,240 looking short, lights blown out in the background, OK, and it's 406 00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:51,920 night time, so there's no light on me. 407 00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:54,640 But this is the realness. This is authenticity. 408 00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:58,400 It's it is and let me just say what an upgrade of lighting from 409 00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:01,880 earlier where in the sun you looked a bit. 410 00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:04,440 Blue. Morgue chic. 411 00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:07,600 I look morgue. Wow, that's actually a good 412 00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:08,680 term. Morgue chic. 413 00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:10,880 Thank you. I do like that, thank. 414 00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:13,360 You just came up with. That yeah, I like that write 415 00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:16,520 that down worksheet yeah. I was talking to Lily on 416 00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:20,360 FaceTime and she's like Dylan, it's she goes, you, I need sun. 417 00:22:20,360 --> 00:22:23,320 That's the first thing she said. And I go, thanks. 418 00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:25,560 She's like Costa Rica is good for you because you're giving a 419 00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:29,680 lot of blue undertones and she's not lying. 420 00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:30,600 You're not lying. I'm. 421 00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:33,960 Not friends have. Friends, friends, friends, 422 00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:39,760 friends help friends. So anyway, I go and I check my 423 00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:41,560 air tag and it's five blocks away. 424 00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:45,240 So I'm like and keep in mind my motorcycle has been stolen 425 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:47,840 before my old moped. Remember the other, the smaller 426 00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:50,880 one, it also had an air tag and I found it on the guy's truck 427 00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:51,680 and I took. It off. 428 00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:53,680 That's so nuts. Yeah, it was crazy. 429 00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:57,360 And I start walking over. I call Liam. 430 00:22:57,360 --> 00:22:58,440 I go. I might need your help. 431 00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:00,160 Someone has my motorcycle, I believe. 432 00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:05,520 Come meet me. I walk now where the FDR is, 433 00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:07,120 which people listening who are from New York. 434 00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:09,880 It's a highway on the east side of New York City. 435 00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:12,880 It's all the way at the edge by the water and there's an 436 00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:15,680 underpass to go towards where the East River is where you can 437 00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:17,720 walk. And it's just there. 438 00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:22,680 It's there sitting and the lights are on and is flashing. 439 00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:26,920 And I was like, it felt like a setup, but also it was 10 AM. 440 00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:31,720 Like when I go, I look the middle's completely ripped out. 441 00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:35,960 It's unusable and it just been left there and just ditched. 442 00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:40,680 So all the cops very hurtful. Call the cops. 443 00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:43,080 They're there in in 5 minutes actually. 444 00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:46,520 Impressive. Yeah, I was kind of like, why 445 00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:47,760 don't you have this response time? 446 00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:49,200 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 447 00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:52,360 Did you guys take it? What? 448 00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:54,720 Yeah. So quick. 449 00:23:55,880 --> 00:24:00,160 They come and then two other cops come because I guess they 450 00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:01,800 had, there's a lot of police there. 451 00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:03,040 I was like, why are there 4 police here? 452 00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:06,360 At one point? I got so nervous, I guess just 453 00:24:06,360 --> 00:24:09,040 so embarrassed. I just get, I get nervous around 454 00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:09,760 police. I don't know. 455 00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:11,640 I mean, actually, I know why. Yeah, yeah. 456 00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:12,960 Why? We know why. 457 00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:14,240 Yeah, we know. Blam blam. 458 00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:18,720 Blam blam blam with the drop of the hat. 459 00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:24,280 A story, a story of the police. I called one of them Doctor and. 460 00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:30,240 No, Dylan. I go thank you so much, Doctor 461 00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:31,320 Zhao. He's I was like, I mean, 462 00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:37,680 officer, I'm sorry, dude. So beta, so pussy. 463 00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:40,160 And he walked away like, you know what? 464 00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:42,680 I am a doctor, Justin. He's like, he believes in me, 465 00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:44,640 yeah. God. 466 00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:47,600 And they filled it out for three hours. 467 00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:50,680 They had people come and dust for Prince. 468 00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:53,840 I wanted to be like, we still do that. 469 00:24:54,120 --> 00:24:58,680 Like I know they do, but I'm like, you're going to nail. 470 00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:02,360 What I was going to say, what's so fascinating about that is 471 00:25:02,360 --> 00:25:03,800 like, what if you're part of a ring? 472 00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:05,440 You know what I mean? What if you're? 473 00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:09,120 What if you're aiding and abetting a sting OP of stolen 474 00:25:09,120 --> 00:25:10,880 motors? That would be crazy. 475 00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:14,560 That would, I mean, I would, it would be sick. 476 00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:15,800 I would have to do a ride along though. 477 00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:18,080 I would, I would, I would request a ride along. 478 00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:19,480 I think go absolutely not. I go. 479 00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:22,240 I'm involved in this. I need to be in the. 480 00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:24,640 I need, I need to be in the back of the car. 481 00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:26,160 I go, you can, I'll be in the back. 482 00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:29,920 Put me in the car. What do I have to do that gets 483 00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:31,480 me in the car? But does it give me jail? 484 00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:33,080 I will do that. I'll do that. 485 00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:36,880 I need to be mean to you because, because, because the 486 00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:38,880 way your the way your uniforms fitting. 487 00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:41,600 I could say something so. I could say something. 488 00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:43,280 Crazy. I could say something crazy. 489 00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:47,360 Put me in the back, Chief. Yeah, literally. 490 00:25:47,360 --> 00:25:50,080 I saw a police officer the other day and I don't feel that bad 491 00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:53,280 because he could just tell he like wants to be a cop that gets 492 00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:59,080 to kill people. You do get that vibe from 493 00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:01,560 certain people. Yeah, you certainly do. 494 00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:03,800 Yeah, Yeah. And I just walked past him and I 495 00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:07,640 was just like, anybody can do anything negative. 496 00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:13,680 You know what I mean? Like anybody can just do 497 00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:15,120 anything. Someone can just be like, I want 498 00:26:15,120 --> 00:26:17,360 to be a cop and literally have to be like, excuse me, please, 499 00:26:17,360 --> 00:26:19,280 can I be a cop? And that's all. 500 00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:21,760 Yeah. Yeah, you got. 501 00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:23,600 A gun in six weeks. Can I be honest with you? 502 00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:30,000 There have been many times, not that I would do it, but I go if 503 00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:34,520 all else fails, I guess I could just be like, like, like that's 504 00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:39,720 and that's coming from a person who shows the most insane career 505 00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:42,040 ever. And I in the back of my mind, 506 00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:44,680 I'm going like, I guess I could just become a cop. 507 00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:47,560 Like that's how that's how low the bar is. 508 00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:53,480 You need a GED and. OK, and I almost want to say I 509 00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:55,600 feel about that to anyone listening who's in the force and 510 00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:57,680 you're actually a good person. This isn't about you, OK? 511 00:26:57,680 --> 00:26:58,160 We're not. We're. 512 00:26:58,160 --> 00:27:00,120 Not it's a good person, bad person thing. 513 00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:01,960 Good person, bad person thing. We're not hating. 514 00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:03,920 And look, in the moment I was grateful for them. 515 00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:07,640 A a detective just called me. He was really cool. 516 00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:12,280 He told me about how, so basically they have these like 517 00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:15,520 machines, these receivers where they can copy your key and then 518 00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:18,120 use it to start the bike up because there's a camera in 519 00:27:18,120 --> 00:27:21,320 front of my apartment that caught them. 520 00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:23,680 They did it in 10 seconds at 2:30 AM. 521 00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:27,360 They jumped on, turned it on and drove away, which is crazy. 522 00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:32,960 But now I'm it's got to get towed by GEICO. 523 00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:35,560 I got to get it fixed. It's a whole thing. 524 00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:38,720 And is it worth it? Yes. 525 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:43,520 Well, it's either, it's either going to get fixed or they'll 526 00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:46,520 total it. I don't think they will, but it 527 00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:49,560 was just this is one of the things where you're like, yeah, 528 00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:52,200 I really need this. Yeah, I know. 529 00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:53,320 You go. Come on. 530 00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:57,440 Come on right before your trip to I don't have to do 531 00:27:57,440 --> 00:28:00,200 bureaucratic stuff. But at least it's gone now. 532 00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:01,840 I don't have to worry about parking in it. 533 00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:02,640 I get. Yeah. 534 00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:04,360 But yeah, you're right. The bureaucracy. 535 00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:07,680 It was it was it was quite a Monday. 536 00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:11,000 It was, you know what I was feeling like Garfield Mondays. 537 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,160 Am I right? I hate totally. 538 00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:16,880 Did you have a lasagna? I should have had lasagna, but I 539 00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:18,000 would have. To have that pineapple fried 540 00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:20,440 rice, yeah. Yeah, I had really bad. 541 00:28:22,360 --> 00:28:25,640 You know how bad it was? OK, this is I had half of it. 542 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,600 And then I was like, I can't eat this right now. 543 00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:35,760 And I went, I know my hunger will outweigh my taste buds in 544 00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:39,000 the morning. And so then I ate pineapple 545 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:43,200 fried rice for breakfast. Here's how my Monday started. 546 00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:46,560 I ate pineapple fried rice for breakfast, went downstairs and 547 00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:48,440 realized my motorcycle got stolen. 548 00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:55,320 That's that was my Monday. How was your Monday? 549 00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:00,640 Monday. Yeah. 550 00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:03,120 How was your Monday? It's funny, I'm starting to lose 551 00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:06,480 sense of all days in my unemployment. 552 00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:09,320 I don't know what day it is. I'm having a hard time with 553 00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:12,520 2026. Not my age in 2026, just the 554 00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:15,040 fact that it's 2026, you know what I mean? 555 00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:20,120 I kind of want to be like, actually February is January, 556 00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:22,280 this first month doesn't count. For February. 557 00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:24,360 Yeah, February is January. We're going to do a redo. 558 00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:26,800 I got it. I don't think anyone would have 559 00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:29,560 an issue with that. No, no. 560 00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:31,160 And here's what I realized I fell into. 561 00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:34,640 So I went to a manifestation brunch and it was very powerful. 562 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:38,640 You got it and. Can I tell you what I literally 563 00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:40,920 wrote down as my daily affirmation which shows you how 564 00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:43,440 bad things are? I'm begging you, I'm. 565 00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:47,080 Going to try to get through without laughing. 566 00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:51,520 And this is good because it's been a lot of the past couple 567 00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:55,240 weeks me saying absolutely insane things that make me say 568 00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:59,760 let's hear it. Did the Lord not give me eyes to 569 00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:05,760 see? Guys, she's speaking in old 570 00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:08,160 English. She's speaking in biblical 571 00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:10,560 English. That is crazy. 572 00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:12,640 But I'm with you. You know, it's bad when you're 573 00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:14,600 like today I'm grateful for my eyes. 574 00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:22,880 My, my not great eyes. Things is, things are like, you 575 00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:25,400 know, I know I'm scraping the bottle of the barrel, bottom of 576 00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:27,240 the barrel when I'm riding my gratitudes. 577 00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:30,000 And it's like, I'm grateful for having five toes. 578 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:34,320 And it's like, oh, OK, that's there ain't a lot going on. 579 00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:39,600 I'm grateful for teeth I have. So grateful for teeth. 580 00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:42,360 One time I wrote I'm happy I'm in. 581 00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:44,960 This is actually kind of a go, but I was like, I'm happy I'm in 582 00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:50,280 a city that isn't at war and I Yikes. 583 00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:51,840 Totally I. Think it's. 584 00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:55,040 Real. I probably watched something on 585 00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:57,120 the news about it, but like to think, yeah. 586 00:30:57,840 --> 00:31:00,480 Hey, we could be at war. We could. 587 00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:01,360 We could. We could. 588 00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:06,400 And you know what? Knock I, I don't even want to 589 00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:08,720 say anything. Because I want to bring it on. 590 00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:14,600 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, with the teeth. 591 00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:16,760 They're chattering, let's just say. 592 00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:19,040 Like. I wouldn't be surprised if when 593 00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:23,160 I try to come back to the States in two weeks, I'm potentially 594 00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:27,000 delayed. Can I tell you a scary real 595 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:28,720 thing that I just want you to factor in? 596 00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:29,640 Go. Yep. 597 00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:32,640 And then I have to go unfortunately. 598 00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:36,840 This has been a really positive show for. 599 00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:41,200 My Co worker, my former Co worker's parents and they're 600 00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:43,560 like eight person boomer couples trip. 601 00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:46,840 They're still stuck in Saint Barts and they were supposed to 602 00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:49,680 be home like a week and a. Half ago. 603 00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:52,920 Oh my God. They just like for some reason 604 00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:56,120 can't fly back or because of. Venezuela. 605 00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:57,880 With Puerto Rico because of Venezuela and. 606 00:31:57,920 --> 00:32:02,120 The flights are still cancelled. Based on we only I talked like 4 607 00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:03,400 days ago so hopefully they're home. 608 00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:06,000 But when she called, she was like, yeah, they're stuck 609 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,440 insane. Here's my question though, if 610 00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:16,520 it's stopped because of like you can't ask the airlines to to pay 611 00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:18,600 you because it's like an act of God, right? 612 00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:20,280 Like, it's like out of their control. 613 00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:23,600 So you just gotta pay for that hotel. 614 00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:27,080 I think they can give you flight credits and they can put you up. 615 00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:30,040 I think they can do some level of that and you would hope. 616 00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:33,880 Dude, an extra 4 days or five days in Saint Barts is 617 00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:37,160 thousands. I know, Dang. 618 00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:40,240 I know so just but hey pura Vida baby. 619 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:44,960 I mean, hey, if that's me, I'm hiking up through Central 620 00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:47,280 America. I'm being a caravan of one. 621 00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:51,760 OK, it's me and I'm going up. I ain't waiting. 622 00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:52,640 I go. Yeah. 623 00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:57,000 I'm like Shalia. I I'm out of here, brother. 624 00:32:57,320 --> 00:32:59,360 OK, I got to go. I. 625 00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:03,960 Just see you mad focus. Just get to America. 626 00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:07,280 No, this is me. I I, I see my, I see my flights 627 00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:15,720 cancelled and I go, all right, see you later, everyone. 628 00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:20,600 And then, yeah, leave the airport and I just start walking 629 00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:23,000 and I just, I'm not even following a trail. 630 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,760 I'm just following do North. Just north. 631 00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:29,280 North Star and then. Can I say something I. 632 00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:32,880 Figured out and. I mean this you would figure it 633 00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:33,880 out. I'd figure it out. 634 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:38,240 OK, one thing. Figure me, you'd all figure it. 635 00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:39,600 Out all, figure it out. I'll tell you one thing, my 636 00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:41,520 Spanish would be really good by the end. 637 00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:48,240 I'd be by the end, I want to live. 638 00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:50,280 Yes. No, no, no. 639 00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:53,480 It would be no. It would look, I don't want that 640 00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:56,400 to happen, but I would just like, just like you and the 641 00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:58,480 apocalypse. I'd figure it out. 642 00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:02,360 OK, on that note, let me do something fun and kooky to lift 643 00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:03,160 this. Up fun and kooky. 644 00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:04,480 A little bit of positivity. Yes to it. 645 00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:08,760 I want you to pick a magical Mermaids and Dolphins Oracle 646 00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:11,040 card for good wishes for your trip all. 647 00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:12,719 Right, All right, all right. This is good. 648 00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:13,480 This is. This is. 649 00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:16,000 Yeah, yeah. We got to end high. 650 00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:19,679 We got to because this has been a little because. 651 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,760 It's been charged. I'm sure the people listening to 652 00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:25,760 the motorcycle story found it interesting, but me telling it I 653 00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:31,639 go this is boring as shit. It's it's so personal that and I 654 00:34:32,159 --> 00:34:35,440 hate to PC police you a touch unrelatable so. 655 00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:39,639 I don't know about that. I mean people get shit stolen 656 00:34:39,639 --> 00:34:43,440 all the time. I know, but it's your motorcycle 657 00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:45,760 and it's. It's not a BMW. 658 00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:47,480 You live in. Sorry, hold on a second. 659 00:34:49,199 --> 00:34:55,760 Hold on, hold on there. Redacted, redacted, redacted. 660 00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:00,520 I love that, you know, it's good energy. 661 00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:02,480 It's good energy at the end. It's good energy at. 662 00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:04,000 The end No, definitely bleed that out because. 663 00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:04,920 I will. I will. 664 00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:06,160 Yeah. Yeah. 665 00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:07,160 No, I know. Yeah. 666 00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:09,160 No, I honestly think of our fans. 667 00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:16,160 If if we were ever both doxed, I think 40 people would show up at 668 00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:18,000 your door and one would show up at mine. 669 00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:21,040 And actually. More people are, and I don't 670 00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:22,800 mean like they want to kill you. I think they would be like, 671 00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:24,400 Lily, I love you, like we're the same. 672 00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:28,480 And then one person would would show up to mine and just be 673 00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:30,520 like, I don't know what would happen. 674 00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:32,000 But yeah, Yeah, it wouldn't be. Yeah. 675 00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:33,520 Yeah. You wouldn't. 676 00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:35,440 Be I would just have a little party. 677 00:35:35,720 --> 00:35:36,960 You would have a party? Yeah. 678 00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:40,000 I'd be like, Oh yeah, let's go get coffee, I guess. 679 00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:41,160 Yeah. All right. 680 00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:43,120 We oh, we have 3 minutes. Perfect. 681 00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:47,240 OK, let's pick. You see where your thumb is? 682 00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:50,600 Which thumb? Your left thumb, move it to the 683 00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:53,160 right. That one, That one, That one. 684 00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:58,520 Yeah. It's just a gun to the head. 685 00:35:58,520 --> 00:35:58,880 You. Yeah. 686 00:36:04,240 --> 00:36:08,200 You're being helped. Heaven is working behind the 687 00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:11,000 scenes to help you, even if you don't see results yet. 688 00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:15,880 Wow, OK. Beautiful, ready. 689 00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:23,080 I wish we could touch fingies. Your manifestation is being 690 00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:25,800 worked out right now, even if you can't see tangible proof. 691 00:36:26,240 --> 00:36:29,480 As an analogy, when sailors get close to land, they often see 692 00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:32,600 signs of life, such as birds flying or branches floating in 693 00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:34,720 the ocean. By drawing this card, you're 694 00:36:34,720 --> 00:36:38,240 urged to notice signs that land your manifestation is near. 695 00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:41,760 Even if you can't yet see evidence that your manifestation 696 00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:44,280 is in process, this card assures you that your prayers have been 697 00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:46,040 heard and there will be answered. 698 00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:49,360 Say, centered in faith and gratitude in order to open the 699 00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:52,400 door to your desires. Wow, that's a good one. 700 00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:56,160 OK be grateful for your eyes and your teeth and your 701 00:36:56,160 --> 00:37:00,280 manifestation will appear. Have thee not eyes that God 702 00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:01,920 created for you. I like that. 703 00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:07,000 Have I not eyes? Have I not eyes Shakespeare? 704 00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:09,640 Literal Shakespeare? Did you write anything else you 705 00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:11,640 want to leave anyone with like any other? 706 00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:15,480 OK OK so daily affirmation did the Lord not gives me eyes to 707 00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:16,960 see? OK, great. 708 00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:22,040 OK, visualization really quick. OK, I'm going to say we. 709 00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:23,600 We it's good. It's good, It's good. 710 00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:27,280 We see adventures in new, gorgeous places. 711 00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:30,520 Got it. We have a steady job in a 712 00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:31,640 company. That's normal. 713 00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:37,680 I want that so bad. Dude, I feel you and I'm sure a 714 00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:39,040 lot of people listening to you as well. 715 00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:44,040 We feel steady, adored and motivated. 716 00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:52,280 I love it and I think everyone listening guys, we all let me 717 00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:58,120 work here reloading. I want to be normal. 718 00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:00,880 I want to be normal. He's gone. 719 00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:06,160 I want a four O 1K. Oh man, that's good. 720 00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:09,600 I love you, Dale. Positive way to end the show. 721 00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:11,680 Yeah, it was. Good and here's what I'm going 722 00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:15,600 to say that card pool was not only for me, it was for the fans 723 00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:16,760 as well it. Was. 724 00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:23,440 OK, that's and now I'm going to give you take us out Lil on 725 00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:26,600 actual something you can say that we don't get cut out, OK. 726 00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:33,600 Guys, stay sharp, stay vigilant. Neighbors help neighbors, OK? 727 00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:36,360 Hug yourself if you can't find someone to hug you for seven 728 00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:38,760 seconds, which is medically very helpful for everybody. 729 00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:41,360 OK. Drink water we're. 730 00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:45,200 Getting close to the end. And tell somebody that you love 731 00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:46,640 them every day. There we go. 732 00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:48,240 Woo. We love you guys. 733 00:38:48,240 --> 00:38:49,800 Love you. We will see you in a couple 734 00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:50,280 weeks. Bye. 735 00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:50,360 Bye.