1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:02,560 Hi everybody. Welcome back to another episode 2 00:00:02,600 --> 00:00:06,320 of Anyway, So my name is Dylan Palladino. 3 00:00:06,320 --> 00:00:07,440 Welcome back. How are you? 4 00:00:07,440 --> 00:00:11,200 Today we are going to talk about how to have a successful fall. 5 00:00:11,440 --> 00:00:16,440 We are going to talk about. The Charlie Sheen documentary 6 00:00:16,440 --> 00:00:18,480 Almost at Kevin Spacey. There will be a Kevin Spacey 7 00:00:18,480 --> 00:00:20,160 doc, but there is not one already. 8 00:00:20,760 --> 00:00:24,400 We we got a lot to talk about men we got, we got we got a lot. 9 00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:29,160 I'm I'm locked and loaded. I got 2 drinks I got. 10 00:00:29,920 --> 00:00:32,680 I got my, I got my coffee. I don't have any ice in my 11 00:00:32,680 --> 00:00:33,880 apartment. I don't know why. 12 00:00:33,880 --> 00:00:39,200 My roommates, my brother and his wife don't like ice, so we don't 13 00:00:39,200 --> 00:00:42,640 have ice. So this is like getting some 14 00:00:42,640 --> 00:00:45,800 good somewhere for you, getting warmer by the minute. 15 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:51,040 And then we got this water juice that this guy sent me from 16 00:00:51,040 --> 00:00:52,880 Instagram. I kind of talk shit about it the 17 00:00:52,880 --> 00:00:54,600 last episode. I'm not going to lie, it's 18 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:57,400 growing on me a little bit because it's just sweet enough 19 00:00:57,400 --> 00:01:00,760 that it's better than water. But it's not 30 grams of sugar. 20 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:05,040 It is still 8, which it's not great, but you know, And then we 21 00:01:05,040 --> 00:01:06,480 have the pool in case of emergency. 22 00:01:06,480 --> 00:01:11,120 We do have half a pill of Adderall on my desk just in 23 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:16,440 case, because you never know what what else is going on? 24 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:18,960 What's we got? Will Smith rapping. 25 00:01:18,960 --> 00:01:19,960 I don't want to talk about Will Smith. 26 00:01:19,960 --> 00:01:22,320 I mean, I probably will. How are you guys? 27 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:27,920 Remember to call the hotline 347-566-9741, leave a message, 28 00:01:28,480 --> 00:01:34,280 little story, ask a question, get some advice and I'll change 29 00:01:34,360 --> 00:01:36,080 your life. I'll make it better. 30 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:38,120 I'll make I'll I'll. I will give you some good 31 00:01:38,120 --> 00:01:39,480 advice, I promise. And it'll just be. 32 00:01:39,480 --> 00:01:41,400 It'll be fun dude. Or share some cringe. 33 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:43,960 I've been putting up posters all over the city. 34 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:47,240 Trying to get people to share their cringe because I think 35 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:48,520 it's good that we celebrate that. 36 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:52,160 And you know, it's usually pretty funny. 37 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:56,680 I mean, last week we had that MTA guy that pulled the OR not 38 00:01:56,680 --> 00:01:59,720 MTA, I think he was Metro North Pulled what? 39 00:01:59,880 --> 00:02:02,360 Took the train farther than the actual station. 40 00:02:03,240 --> 00:02:06,000 Which we've all probably been worried about, maybe that 41 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:09,120 happening to us, but. Let's see. 42 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:10,479 It's good. It's Sunday. 43 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:12,200 I'm feeling good. I woke up. 44 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:17,520 Not that early. Early for me is before 8 AMI 45 00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:20,680 know a lot of people that's your normal day, but you know, 46 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:25,080 struggling comedian. So before I mean, I'm waking up 47 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:27,720 at 9:30 for me is good. So and that's exactly what I 48 00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:29,880 did. But so it wasn't, but it was 49 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:33,200 earlier for me because the night before I woke up at like 10:30 50 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:35,200 and then I didn't get out of the house till like 1. 51 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:37,400 And then at that point you start spiraling because you you're 52 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:40,000 like, I'm wasting my entire day. This sucks. 53 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:41,840 And I keep getting these YouTube. 54 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:45,000 Videos that are like. Someone in their 50s going If 55 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:47,800 you're in your 30s, watch this. Don't waste your life. 56 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:52,440 Every moment is precious. Don't make the mistakes I did. 57 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:54,440 It took me 50 years to figure this out. 58 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:59,920 And then they're all saying the exact same thing but a little 59 00:02:59,920 --> 00:03:02,880 scared about it. Not going to lie, when I wake up 60 00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:04,880 to load because like, what am I doing? 61 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:11,560 My brothers are having kids and I'm that much money. 62 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:15,520 All that all that's going on, all that's the anxiety, total 63 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:19,000 anxiety monster in my head. But this morning I woke up. 64 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:24,440 My brother is out of town, so just me and my dog, our dog. 65 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:26,240 It's really their dog because they pay for the food and they 66 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:29,360 take care of him. But I'm the uncle because that's 67 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:31,760 my job right now. I'm the I'm the funkle dude. 68 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:34,440 I'm the gunkle girl called me a gay uncle once. 69 00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:37,720 I'm the gunkle. I take care of the dog when he's 70 00:03:37,720 --> 00:03:40,240 gone. I go see my nephew and I'm just, 71 00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:42,200 I just come in fun time. Hey, what's up? 72 00:03:42,200 --> 00:03:42,920 Energy? Dad. 73 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:45,520 Has your has your dad told you about porn? 74 00:03:45,520 --> 00:03:49,120 No, no, no, I'm kidding. But that's me. 75 00:03:50,040 --> 00:03:53,480 I ride a motorcycle. I kind of have a death wish. 76 00:03:55,480 --> 00:03:58,080 That's me. And so I I went out. 77 00:03:58,080 --> 00:04:02,640 I woke up. Got a coffee, paid, paid, you 78 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:04,960 know, paid for a coffee instead of making it inside because the 79 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:10,040 extra 5 minutes of me making it is worth me instead paying $3. 80 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:14,120 But it's just, you know, nice to get out and get the coffee. 81 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:16,720 And then I go for a walk. And then we start walking the 82 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:23,000 dog and it's a nice decent walk. And then we get to a point where 83 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:25,560 I can see the river, I can see the East River. 84 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:28,320 And I'm partially like, I should go home. 85 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:32,480 I've been out for 10 minutes. And then I go, it's Sunday, man, 86 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:36,360 just take a long walk and I go to the I. 87 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:40,200 Go to the river. And I smell the I smell the 88 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:43,840 diesel and then also the sea, but I smell the diesel as well 89 00:04:43,840 --> 00:04:47,840 because we're in New York City. I see people walking around, see 90 00:04:47,840 --> 00:04:49,440 people running. I go good for them. 91 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:51,560 And then also a part of me just goes like, you're not even 92 00:04:51,560 --> 00:04:53,600 running that hard, but they. I'm being honest. 93 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:56,600 That's the real thought I had where I go pick it up a little 94 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:57,720 bit. Why you sweating so much? 95 00:04:57,720 --> 00:05:00,440 And that's not good and that's not healthy. 96 00:05:00,440 --> 00:05:03,120 But that's what you know, I'm going. 97 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:05,160 I believe in you. Like, yeah, I saw a girl 98 00:05:05,160 --> 00:05:07,240 running. And then after, after about a 99 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:09,240 block, she stopped and started walking. 100 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:13,080 And I was like, come on. You can I, I'm like want to 101 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:14,440 coach her. I'm like, you can keep going. 102 00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:18,680 Come on to the end, back and forth. 103 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:23,160 Suicides like a coach. This is what this is what's nice 104 00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:24,520 about no one being in the apartment. 105 00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:30,640 I can really just, I can yell again because I hate recording 106 00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:32,160 this when there's people around. I just can't be. 107 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:35,320 I can't be. I can't tap in, tap, tap, tap 108 00:05:35,320 --> 00:05:38,080 in. I can't tap into the true 109 00:05:38,080 --> 00:05:43,000 psychosis of who I am. So we go, we walk, I do. 110 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:45,360 So I've been trying not to scroll on my phone in the 111 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:47,320 morning. It hasn't been working. 112 00:05:47,840 --> 00:05:50,600 I've failed every day I've tried because I can't. 113 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:52,880 For some reason. I think waking up and 114 00:05:52,880 --> 00:05:56,400 immediately injecting my phone and all of the trouble in the 115 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:59,480 world into my brain is good. Because you're supposed to raise 116 00:05:59,480 --> 00:06:01,080 your cortisol right when you first wake up. 117 00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:04,440 So I go, OK, let's raise it. Let's raise it higher than it's 118 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:06,680 ever been. Let's raise it like I just heard 119 00:06:06,680 --> 00:06:10,400 a bear outside of my Hut. Let's get it all the way up 120 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:12,200 there. I'm on death's door. 121 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:16,280 A band of thieves is coming. Through the the village. 122 00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:21,440 There's a plague. Every single potential thing 123 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:25,040 that could happen is happening. Let's raise, let's raise it up. 124 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:27,200 So I do that and then I don't feel good for the rest of the 125 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:29,880 day and I go, why? Why do I not feel good? 126 00:06:30,440 --> 00:06:31,760 I don't know. Maybe because you read the news 127 00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:34,560 and you immediately turned on Twitch and started listening to 128 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:37,240 a Twitch streamer talking about all the bad shit's going on, or 129 00:06:37,240 --> 00:06:39,360 you or you read about something trumped or whatever. 130 00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:42,200 Dude, you know. I started doing that today. 131 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:46,520 I was walking and because it's really you just being like. 132 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:49,320 I got, there's so much going on in the world, I got to get 133 00:06:49,320 --> 00:06:51,800 agitated because that's the only way I feel like I can make a 134 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:53,200 difference because you're not actually going to make a 135 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:57,880 difference. You could, but I'm not sure. 136 00:06:57,880 --> 00:07:02,560 I got a Thornberger on the flotilla and having drones blow 137 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:06,960 the shit up, ship up and maybe not doing that much but but talk 138 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:08,840 to your grandparents, educate them. 139 00:07:09,840 --> 00:07:11,680 I'm on it. And then I heard someone talking 140 00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:16,200 about, again, I'm OK. I'm trying very hard to not make 141 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:22,120 this podcast political because politics is in everything, dude, 142 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:26,520 All comedy, just everywhere. And it's exhausting. 143 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:30,160 And the problem is people do it because it gets more views and 144 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:33,520 it gets more clicks and it makes a lot of times. 145 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:37,040 It makes you more successful and look. 146 00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:41,840 I do want that. So we might do a crazy pivot 147 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:45,240 meanly me lean into it, but I just I don't have the energy 148 00:07:45,240 --> 00:07:47,160 right now. I really every time I think 149 00:07:47,160 --> 00:07:50,480 about politics, thinking about politics, talking about 150 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:53,840 politics, I this is this is what happens in my in my brain. 151 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:59,800 I go, OK, that's it every time because it's not easy because 152 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:05,360 there's no it's just binary. And so this morning. 153 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:07,920 And so I'm not trying to make this ship political, but I, but 154 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:10,800 I will say this, this morning someone was talking about 155 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:15,040 Charlie Kirk's wife's speech. And I'm not going to say whether 156 00:08:15,440 --> 00:08:17,720 we're talking about whether it was good or bad, but I was just, 157 00:08:17,720 --> 00:08:19,160 I was like, let me listen to this. 158 00:08:19,320 --> 00:08:22,440 Let me listen to it. I've been awake for 45 minutes. 159 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:27,160 And after 6 minutes of the speech, of course you start 160 00:08:27,160 --> 00:08:30,480 saying something that maybe I, I just something I didn't agree 161 00:08:30,480 --> 00:08:34,039 with or my brain starts churning and I start having these fake 162 00:08:34,039 --> 00:08:38,080 arguments in my head. And then I, and then, and then I 163 00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:40,880 start looking up stuff to make me feel right, you know? 164 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:44,600 And then I, I stop myself. I go, what are you doing bro? 165 00:08:45,680 --> 00:08:49,720 It's 10:20 AM. You've been up for less than an 166 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:51,640 hour. Why are you doing this? 167 00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:57,120 Do not have your entire Sunday, the day of rest, God's day. 168 00:08:58,320 --> 00:08:59,880 Why are you? Why are you doing that? 169 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:02,840 And I stopped myself. I turned it off. 170 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:04,440 I said, no, I don't need to do this. 171 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:08,480 Actually, we're good. I'll I'll look this up later 172 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:12,600 because I and and I'm I probably won't and my life will not 173 00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:14,760 change at all. And I'm, I'm proud of myself for 174 00:09:14,760 --> 00:09:16,760 doing that. And instead I walked to the 175 00:09:16,760 --> 00:09:20,400 water. I looked out at the East River. 176 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:23,040 My dog just chilled in the sun. It was nice. 177 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:29,320 I saw people running and I, I saw a fairy, a really nice fairy 178 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:31,640 pick up some people. And then I immediately went 179 00:09:31,640 --> 00:09:33,200 like, I wonder how much that fairy cost. 180 00:09:33,320 --> 00:09:34,800 And I did the whole thing where you look it up. 181 00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:36,520 And then it took me to the wrong website. 182 00:09:36,520 --> 00:09:37,920 And I was like, I started getting pissed about that. 183 00:09:37,920 --> 00:09:42,080 But then I, I got, I got to the right website and I was like, 184 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:44,560 oh, it goes to Cape Cod. That's interesting. 185 00:09:44,560 --> 00:09:46,160 And then, you know, you play out this entire. 186 00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:49,800 Thing in your head where you go, I wonder what a weekend in Cape 187 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:51,840 Cod would be like. And then I got it would be cool 188 00:09:51,840 --> 00:09:53,800 to take the ferry instead of driving up there or taking the 189 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:55,320 train. And then you went, I went 190 00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:58,080 through this whole fantasy and then I looked up how much it was 191 00:09:58,080 --> 00:10:01,080 and I was like, holy shit, it's $290.00 round trip. 192 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:03,560 But then I start going like, I mean, that's actually not that 193 00:10:03,560 --> 00:10:05,000 bad. You 6 hours, you're going up 194 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:06,960 there and it wouldn't be that easy to get there anyway. 195 00:10:07,160 --> 00:10:09,560 It'd also be an experience. It'd be an experience to go all 196 00:10:09,560 --> 00:10:13,000 the way up there and I had an entire Cape Cod. 197 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:17,120 I had an entire Cape Cod weekend in my head in in about 8 198 00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:19,720 seconds. It was nice. 199 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:22,880 I've I've been to Cape Cod actually and it honestly kind of 200 00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:24,240 sucks. Cape Cod kind of sucks ass. 201 00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:27,480 It's boring as fuck. I went for my friend's wedding 202 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:32,200 that she was boring. I think his brother, his brother 203 00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:34,280 probably doesn't listen to this show anymore. 204 00:10:34,280 --> 00:10:36,960 Whatever dude, sorry. Cape Cod's boring as fuck and I 205 00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:40,080 know he likes it. Their house is nice and they 206 00:10:40,080 --> 00:10:42,360 they like it because they're rich and that that's where rich 207 00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:44,560 people go and they're like rich people love to go to places 208 00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:47,840 where, you know, everyone is slow and it takes you 15 minutes 209 00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:50,360 to get a coffee and all the coffee shops close at 2:00 PM 210 00:10:50,360 --> 00:10:54,520 Dude, if I'm. In your area, if I'm in a place 211 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:58,040 and the coffee shops close before 5:00 PM, I'm pissed and 212 00:10:58,040 --> 00:11:01,280 the place is not that good. What? 213 00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:10,600 It's just it's not that good. How is that drinking noise? 214 00:11:11,280 --> 00:11:13,600 North Carolina? I pulled away from the from the 215 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:17,920 mic beyond apple from loom. Look them up. 216 00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:19,160 I have no idea how expensive they are. 217 00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:23,960 It's not that bad. 7 grams of sugar but 14 grams of carbs? 218 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:27,600 How is that possible? Interesting. 219 00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:31,840 I wonder where it is. Anyway, yeah, if I'm in a place 220 00:11:31,840 --> 00:11:34,480 and the coffee, I want the coffee shops closing late. 221 00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:37,480 Dude, I love it when I can go to a coffee shop at 7:00 PM and 222 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:40,120 I'll get a coffee or I'll get a decaf. 223 00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:42,560 I love it. I love it. 224 00:11:42,760 --> 00:11:46,600 Dude. If it truly, if it was socially 225 00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:50,680 acceptable for you to ask a girl out on a first date, if it was 226 00:11:50,680 --> 00:11:53,680 socially acceptable for you to ask a girl out on a first date 227 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:57,520 to go to a late night coffee shop, I would do it every single 228 00:11:57,520 --> 00:11:59,240 time. I would. 229 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:02,520 And I know people are going to be like, oh, you can, you can do 230 00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:03,720 whatever. No, you can't. 231 00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:07,080 Dude, be real. I hit you up on Hinge. 232 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:09,800 I say some stupid response to one of your openers and I'm 233 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:12,840 like, hey, how would you like to get coffee at 9:30 on Friday? 234 00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:17,840 I'm a fucking loser. I'm a nerd. 235 00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:21,640 No, it's not going to. You can't do that. 236 00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:27,760 Hey, hey, let's get a decaf 9:30 on Friday on me, $8 total. 237 00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:32,600 Maybe I'll get you a muffin. No, you can't. 238 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,720 But it's just. So much more enjoyable to me 239 00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:40,040 than good drinks with someone recently. 240 00:12:40,040 --> 00:12:43,520 And then I had freaking 2. I had 1 1/2 Ipas and I started 241 00:12:43,520 --> 00:12:46,000 getting dizzy and I had to just pretend like I was having a good 242 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,920 time. But in my head I'm like, Oh my 243 00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:50,000 fucking, I'm going to fall. What's going on? 244 00:12:51,560 --> 00:12:54,040 That's two Ipas. And then I'm freaking. 245 00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:59,080 I'm just, I'm on ice. I'm dancing on the way to the 246 00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:00,320 back, dude. It's so. 247 00:13:00,760 --> 00:13:03,320 And then I'm just because it's also small tables at all these, 248 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:07,760 at all these cute bars. All the tables are literally 4 249 00:13:07,760 --> 00:13:12,280 inches across, just enough for the menu and your drinks. 250 00:13:12,280 --> 00:13:15,440 That's it. And my big ass hands and arms 251 00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:17,600 are bound to knock something over. 252 00:13:17,720 --> 00:13:19,880 And then you knock something over and there's no way and the 253 00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:22,760 girl's not going to. She's not she sees you knock 254 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:26,480 something over, you lost it. I mean, I, I could get it back. 255 00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:32,160 I could. But you got to be you got to 256 00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:38,320 have the risk. OK, Yeah. 257 00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:41,680 I wish. I wish I could get coffee at 258 00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:42,960 9:00 PM. It would just be. 259 00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:44,040 It'd be nice. Dude. 260 00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:47,400 There's nothing better than being with your friend. 261 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:52,160 Dude the best way to end a night is going to a diner and getting 262 00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:57,120 coffee at like 12:30 AM. And get decaf so you don't stay 263 00:13:57,120 --> 00:14:02,360 up till 6:00 AM in the morning. But it's dude debrief of the 264 00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:04,840 night. It's the best. 265 00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:08,000 And I just want to do that with a girl on a date. 266 00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:11,840 Just bullshit, dude. I just want to bullshit. 267 00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:15,720 I don't want to. Hear about, do the whole what's 268 00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:16,880 your family? What do you do? 269 00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:18,680 You know, You know, it's like, yeah, of course you have to do 270 00:14:18,680 --> 00:14:19,440 that. I get it. 271 00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:26,640 But the the goal should be. Let's go to but you know, diner 272 00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:28,760 diners are fine, but I would also like to, you know, go to a 273 00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:31,480 nice It'd be cool if it was like a sexy coffee shop. 274 00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:35,160 You know, it was like it had a vibe but also sounds so fucking 275 00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:37,880 whack. It had a vibe but also you could 276 00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:40,080 get decaf and it was like a nice late night. 277 00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:47,080 That's what I want. I was out of diner last night. 278 00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:48,680 It's probably why I'm thinking about this anyway. 279 00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:50,760 What the fuck was that? Why? 280 00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:53,480 Why are we talking about this? I don't know. 281 00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:57,840 Went to the, went to the, went to the, the river, saw it all. 282 00:14:57,840 --> 00:14:58,800 It was great. It was good. 283 00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:01,160 It's been 10 minutes. We're, we're, we're, we're, 284 00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:03,480 we're done talking about a week. Besides that, the week was good. 285 00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:07,000 We got a lot to talk about. I'm feeling good, I'm feeling 286 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:10,400 fine. Let's get into, OK, I said last 287 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:12,840 week. Let's take a sip of this. 288 00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:23,160 Took my Adderall too, fuck it. Fuck it, sometimes you just got 289 00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:27,560 to get on the train and go. Full force and say, hey, we got 290 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:30,600 about 25 minutes more of this podcast, so it's not going to 291 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:33,720 kick in enough to make me absolutely non verbal, but let's 292 00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:39,560 get it, OK? So last week I was, I was like, 293 00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:40,720 hey, let's talk. It's fall. 294 00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:43,320 It's, I mean, September 28th, which is crazy. 295 00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:46,640 It's hot. I put this sweater on and now 296 00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:50,520 I'm hot but I don't want to take it off because it just taking a 297 00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:52,280 sweater off is so embarrassing. As a man. 298 00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:55,640 You got to ask someone to hold this shirt down and then it 299 00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:59,160 either comes up and it shows your belly or if it gets caught 300 00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:01,040 on your head. Dude, it's so embarrassing. 301 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:04,800 Why haven't? But then if you have a zip but 302 00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:07,040 zip sweaters, they don't look good. 303 00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:10,680 You know sweatshirts. It's not the zip UPS look. 304 00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:13,160 Lame. It's dude, it's it really is a 305 00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:14,560 tragedy. You know, my life's so fucking 306 00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:16,280 hard. Anyway, I'm not going to take it 307 00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:18,280 off. So last week I was like, hey, 308 00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:21,400 let's talk about. How to have a successful fall. 309 00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:28,160 We talked about it with summer. Now let's talk about how to have 310 00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:33,120 a successful fall. Here are some things you can do 311 00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:36,760 to make your fall successful #1 end the situation. 312 00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:39,120 Ship. OK, you've been seeing this 313 00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:42,040 person all over summer. Time to end it. 314 00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:45,640 It's not going anywhere. I guarantee you you've been 315 00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:48,040 seeing him. Did you hang out with him and 316 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:50,720 his friends more than twice? Did he introduce you as his 317 00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:56,680 friend and it it's done OK. If not you're going to get 318 00:16:56,680 --> 00:16:59,880 caught in coughing season where he's going to pretend that he's 319 00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:02,240 like more into you or or she whoever to keep it. 320 00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:05,880 You know non gendered and a situation. 321 00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:09,119 Ship. Step foot into a cabin. 322 00:17:10,119 --> 00:17:12,640 Go upstate. If you live at the top of your 323 00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:14,640 state just keep going north dude. 324 00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:17,280 I don't know where you're going to go, but just go upstate. 325 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:24,040 Say the phrase it's chilly out, not it's cold, it's chilly. 326 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:30,680 Use the word autumn 15 times at least. 327 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:37,000 Look out of a window with a piping hot glass of tea or 328 00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:39,360 chocolate. Wait, wait. 329 00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:43,080 Look out of a window with a piping hot cup of tea or hot 330 00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:46,080 chocolate. It cannot be coffee. 331 00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:49,760 Coffee is seasonless. It is Evergreen cannot be 332 00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:53,680 coffee. That's not that's not fall. 333 00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:57,200 Go to a wedding you don't want to go to. 334 00:17:58,280 --> 00:18:04,520 Spend $3000 on a wedding you don't want to go to pick apples. 335 00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:10,000 And I don't mean from a store. I mean, you got to go to a tree 336 00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:14,840 that has an apple on it and you got to twist three times, pull 337 00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:18,520 it down. Bonus points if there is a. 338 00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:21,120 Caterpillar in it or whatever goes into apples. 339 00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:25,800 I don't know if it's a Caterpillar, eat something with 340 00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:29,680 pumpkin in it or pumpkin flavor, preferably pumpkin. 341 00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:32,960 All right, everyone wants to talk shit about pumpkin spice 342 00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:35,320 lattes and all that. Here's the thing though. 343 00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:38,840 It's it's fall. It is. 344 00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:41,000 And you drink it and you go, that's fall. 345 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,920 It's fall. And I, I hate to say this, I 346 00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:46,520 hate to use this term. It's fall in a cup, It is. 347 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,000 I'm sorry. Drink it. 348 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:53,400 Just get it once, dude. Be a little sweet pumpkin 349 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:56,160 pumpkin pumpkin Pootie putty pumpkin boy. 350 00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:59,120 OK, be a little sweet pumpkin gay boy and just drink the shit 351 00:18:59,120 --> 00:19:01,080 and all the sugar and be like, this is so good. 352 00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:04,200 Oh, it's chilly out. I love fall and do all of that. 353 00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:13,440 And you can get them all done in one moment if you do that or eat 354 00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:15,400 something with Now see, here's the thing. 355 00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:19,160 You can't just eat cinnamon. I was going to say eat something 356 00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:21,680 with cinnamon, but cinnamon can be in other areas. 357 00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:25,400 It can be apple cinnamon. It can be pumpkin cinnamon. 358 00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:29,320 So you can add cinnamon to something and it'll up the fall 359 00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:37,240 level a bit, right? Wear something knit, knit 360 00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:42,760 something, two different things. Revisit your situation ship 361 00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:46,920 after you find no one else new. That's good and just go I'm 362 00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:51,280 going to settle, revisit the situation ship because it's 363 00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:55,480 October 25th. It's October 25th and you want 364 00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:56,840 to hook up with someone on Halloween. 365 00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:59,600 So you go fuck it. I'll go back to this person and 366 00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:02,960 just see them for the next three to five months and be confused 367 00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:05,200 about what's going on. And then I'll try again in 368 00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:06,800 spring when everyone comes out of their cave. 369 00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:11,200 Walk through a corn maze. That's a good one. 370 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:13,400 That's really good one that is that's that's. 371 00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:18,440 Teetering on how to have a good Halloween slash spooky season, 372 00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:22,360 but that's, you know, that's OK because that's going to be a 373 00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:25,000 different episode that's going to be in a couple weeks because 374 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:28,000 Halloween's its own thing. Thanksgiving and fall kind of 375 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,360 the same. I might do a mini one for 376 00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:37,000 Thanksgiving, but Thanksgiving is, is, is part of fall. 377 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,800 I will say it's how you end fall. 378 00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:41,960 I yes, Thanksgiving is how you end fall. 379 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:46,120 You have a good Thanksgiving and that can be being alone, eating 380 00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:47,600 whatever the fuck you want on Thanksgiving. 381 00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:49,080 I mean, you know, we'll, we'll talk about it. 382 00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:53,960 But when you have a six, the key to ending your fall well is 383 00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:55,480 having a successful Thanksgiving. 384 00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:58,040 So you got to you got to know how to do that and we'll talk 385 00:20:58,040 --> 00:21:00,640 about that. This one's huge. 386 00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:04,200 Use a thermos. Huge. 387 00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:09,240 Top three fall things is getting one of those thermoses, the big 388 00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:13,680 ones screwing the top off. The steam comes up, you pour 389 00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:16,560 whatever liquid you have into the cup, drink it. 390 00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:21,440 Oh, that's fall. Even saying it fee I do. 391 00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:27,560 I feel the fall in me. Listen to the Peanuts theme song 392 00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:37,440 at least five times at least. Rake leaves. 393 00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:41,360 If you do not have a rake, just grab some with your hands and 394 00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:43,040 crunch them. You just need, you need the 395 00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:45,760 crunch, dude. You need the crunch and you need 396 00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:48,360 to collect leaves. You need, you need the act of 397 00:21:48,360 --> 00:21:51,840 collecting leaves and the crunch of them being dry and dead. 398 00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:56,960 That's fall. Dressing up for Halloween is 399 00:21:56,960 --> 00:22:04,560 also fall, but we're not going to say I love fall outside out 400 00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:07,680 out loud. This one may, I don't know if I 401 00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:09,720 agree with. Yeah, say I love because we 402 00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:11,240 already talked about using the word autumn. 403 00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:14,080 You got to talk about how cold it is. 404 00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:21,920 But yeah, say I love fall. That's part of having a fall. 405 00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:25,920 It's corny, but that's what it is, dude. 406 00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:28,480 That is how you have a good fall, I'm telling you. 407 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:32,400 Trust me, you do at least. Let's see how many we have here 408 00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:38,720 123456789101112131415161718. 19 Damn, I should have had one 409 00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:39,440 more. I would have been 20. 410 00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:41,840 I would have been perfect. I think maybe I I said about 20 411 00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:44,080 in there. You do at least half of these 412 00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:45,640 and you feel like you had a good. 413 00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:48,560 Fall. That's what it is and that's 414 00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:54,880 what you need because life is about marking time and and and 415 00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:58,120 in that time, being in the moment and being in the moment 416 00:22:58,120 --> 00:23:00,240 is. Doing these things in fall to 417 00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:03,240 make the season feel worth it. OK, right. 418 00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:06,400 I would say that's great. I should have played something 419 00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:09,600 in the background while I was doing that. 420 00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:12,760 Maybe I will when I cut a video. I will do that anyway. 421 00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:15,840 Oh, look, by the way, I changed the sound pad. 422 00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:18,680 Check this out. Fantastic. 423 00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:22,320 We got laughter now we got that's, you know, when someone 424 00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:25,880 sends me money, I guess, or I start making ads on the show. 425 00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:29,680 Of course, we got applause. Hey, guys, welcome back. 426 00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:31,080 I'm back here. How are we? 427 00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:33,720 I don't want to turn that down. Nope. 428 00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:35,880 That's up. That's good. 429 00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:37,000 OK. And then the last one. 430 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,080 What did I do for the last one again? 431 00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:43,440 Yeah, that's a that's a that's a fun one. 432 00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:48,200 I like that one. I only have 4 if you guys want 433 00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:51,760 to send. In Hey here's here's a sound 434 00:23:52,120 --> 00:23:53,760 effect you should do. It could be kind of cool. 435 00:23:56,120 --> 00:23:59,360 Anyway, now you guys know how to have a fall. 436 00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:02,280 That's great. What do we want to look at next? 437 00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:10,280 Will Smith rapping, Do we? This shit is crazy, honestly. 438 00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:12,600 Oh God, man, what happened to him? 439 00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:17,400 Sometimes I have to be reminded, even after climbing all the 440 00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:19,320 heights I've been. They throw stones, but pressure 441 00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:20,920 make diamonds. Choking on my rage. 442 00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:22,680 Give me a Heimlich. Black page. 443 00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:25,040 No words to rhyme with. Lost in spades, out of 444 00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:27,480 alignment, hot in cold, mental climate. 445 00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:29,280 Even when I'm mad, I try to kill them with kindness. 446 00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:31,520 Mixed emotions. Ayahuasca doses. 447 00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:33,840 Let's go free, see who gets the closest. 448 00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:34,560 What? Yeah. 449 00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:39,440 Mind playing tricks? I'm lucid focus been writing go. 450 00:24:40,360 --> 00:24:41,800 Some on a tightrope dancing with a cobra. 451 00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:42,920 But I'm writing why, dude, why is this so bad? 452 00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:47,280 Dude, stop, dude, stop. It's just him being in the oh, 453 00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:49,440 whoa, whoa, what was that? Oh, this? 454 00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:51,080 Dancing is crazy. You guys can't see. 455 00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:54,760 Oh, he's dude, he's trying so hard to he's trying so hard to 456 00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:58,800 to what is the word for his image rework his image. 457 00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:02,920 It's just not do the and the crave the the comments are. 458 00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:07,720 I've been wanting to spit something on this for a min. 459 00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:11,920 Shout out the dochi. Oh is it Dochi's song? 460 00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:14,040 Is it dochi? You do each? 461 00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:17,680 It's Dochi. This is the worst video I've 462 00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:20,240 seen in my entire life. Wow this ain't it. 463 00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:21,760 How did this song get ruined twice? 464 00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:24,400 You people saying this is fire skull emoji? 465 00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:27,360 This song gave me diarrhea. Holy. 466 00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:30,840 Shit, someone goes if Kendrick made this everyone would be 467 00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:39,000 bouncing on it. It would be good like Chris M 468 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,560 Wogan. Anyway, I love that I can just 469 00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:45,320 say. Someone's like just your name is 470 00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:48,040 just out there. Well, you're already rich and 471 00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:49,120 successful. You do not. 472 00:25:49,120 --> 00:25:52,880 Have to do this. Oh man, it sucks putting 473 00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:54,720 yourself out there like, you know, everyone's like, oh, put 474 00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:57,720 yourself out there, try and then you get to a certain level and 475 00:25:57,720 --> 00:26:01,800 you do it like this and everyone goes do not try because that's 476 00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:04,240 what you get for it's bad. I don't know what's going on 477 00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:06,440 with Will Smith rapping. I mean, you know what that this 478 00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:08,000 is. This is what it's like after you 479 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:17,440 hear Will Smith rapping like on most of those lines, and he 480 00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:20,320 should just be doing something else so he can just like be 481 00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:22,880 getting. I need it needs to be longer 482 00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:24,640 but. So we can just get that money. 483 00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:28,200 Dude, you're, you're get out of the spotlight. 484 00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:29,520 You've been in the spotlight enough. 485 00:26:30,120 --> 00:26:32,840 Did you do something else? Just enjoy being rich. 486 00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:36,600 I don't get these people that they get rich and famous. 487 00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:40,480 They have all this power, they've been in the Hollywood 488 00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:42,520 and all this and they still want to be. 489 00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:45,840 Dude, grow up and get out of being in front of the camera. 490 00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:47,720 Like just invest your money somewhere else. 491 00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:51,680 Enjoy. Enjoy made it, you made it. 492 00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:59,160 Just chill. They can't 428,000 likes though. 493 00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:06,480 That's why they're doing it for real. 494 00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:11,040 That's why they're doing it. OK, I thought I would have more 495 00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:12,240 to say about that, but it's just cringe. 496 00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:16,920 It really is mustache here in my mouth. 497 00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:19,840 It's really just cringe. Sorry, dude. 498 00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:21,240 Will Smith, you got to. You just got to. 499 00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:31,480 You got to stop. I next let's let's let's let's 500 00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:33,000 look at the voicemail we got real quick. 501 00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:39,520 You got to get back here we go. I do this. 502 00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:45,880 I I, so I, I put put the podcast number up and this one guy has 503 00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:54,160 been texting me like on it for, I mean, a week. 504 00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:59,080 Crazy shit about his girlfriend and how and and he also I know 505 00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:01,760 I'm old because he's talking and slang that I've literally had to 506 00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:05,960 use ChatGPT to even understand what he's saying which makes me 507 00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:09,760 feel very old. I am and he went to a strip club 508 00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:11,200 and then didn't tell his girlfriend and then his 509 00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:13,520 girlfriend found out and she was really mad and and you know, I, 510 00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:15,240 I just, I was actually like trying to help him. 511 00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:16,240 I was like, oh, you should do this. 512 00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:20,760 You should try that. And he didn't listen. 513 00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:23,440 And then somehow it all worked out and she apologized because 514 00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:28,080 and he iced him out, which, you know, is crazy. 515 00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:30,560 But then I found that he's like 24. 516 00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:32,920 And I go, OK, you, you neither of you are going to do anything 517 00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:34,320 smart for at least another four years. 518 00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:41,680 And then he sent me. 40 memes and I'm going to I I mean I'm 519 00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:43,960 like scared to look at them because I don't know what 520 00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:47,400 they're going to be about. He talks about how he wants to 521 00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:53,640 like fuck goth baddies. Anyway, he just called me twin. 522 00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:56,120 He just texted me right now. You got to get based and learn 523 00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:57,880 about Agartha lore. Twin. 524 00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:02,440 What does that mean? Agartha? 525 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:09,080 What's Agartha? Agartha is a legendary Kingdom 526 00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:11,040 that is said to be located on the inner surface of Earth. 527 00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:14,000 I mean what the hell dude, what are we talking about? 528 00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:19,560 The Though the exact story varies, there are many different 529 00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:21,320 versions. It is usually said to be located 530 00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:24,400 in Central Asia and led by a powerful figure, sometimes 531 00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:29,760 called the King of the world, who secretly influences the 532 00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:31,440 surface. Is related to belief in the 533 00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:32,720 hollow. Oh hollow earth theory. 534 00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:34,560 Like how there how there's more like dinosaurs and shit. 535 00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:43,520 This Wikipedia is a is a. Crazy it has a drawing though it 536 00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:47,320 looks like it was. Drum by like a like a a 12 year 537 00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:51,000 old in algebra class. Wow OK this is crazy. 538 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:59,160 Actually you it's melting ice caps go inside Agartha. 539 00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:01,400 Land. Land of an advanced race, and 540 00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:04,800 there's another sun inside the Earth. 541 00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:10,000 Spaceship base. Spaceship base to and from other 542 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:11,840 galaxies. This is inside. 543 00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:16,520 Center of gravity 400 miles down, huh? 544 00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:25,080 I'm like that cat. Hall Hall Cave City of advance 545 00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:27,400 semi advanced raced. What's semi advanced? 546 00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:32,640 This is wow. In this photo you guys can't 547 00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:34,960 see. They're even the the the person 548 00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:39,240 has a key where they're like sediment, granite basalt and 549 00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:41,640 plastic basalt. I mean, someone spent a lot of 550 00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:44,760 time on this and they put scale in miles. 551 00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:51,680 Wow, there's another ocean in. I mean, this is just the most, 552 00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:53,680 this is some of the stupidest shit like. 553 00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:58,000 Who people believe this? I go test atom blast. 554 00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:02,120 Cold air rushes back to earth through center of the shaft. 555 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:05,720 I can't believe this is on Wikipedia. 556 00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:07,880 Who the fuck put this as the photo? 557 00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:11,280 This is crazy. It's from It's from Walter 558 00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:14,720 Sigmeister's 1960 book. Agartha. 559 00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:18,480 Yeah, the guy was on acid. What are we talking about 560 00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:21,600 anyway? Sorry, twin, I'm I'm not going 561 00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:26,240 to I'm I'm not going to get based and learn about Agartha. 562 00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:28,840 But thanks for texting me for an entire week. 563 00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:38,520 OK, here we got we got another. 34756697. 41 Call the hotline. 564 00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:42,560 Here is an entry. Wow, a minute and I haven't 565 00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:44,040 listened to this so let's hope it's good. 566 00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:50,920 Ow Jesus Christ, that beat OK anyways, one time in 6th grade. 567 00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:53,840 Oh, this is I'm doing the cringe storm one one time in 6th grade, 568 00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:56,120 right. I was sitting there, I tell my 569 00:31:56,120 --> 00:32:00,200 mom's dad she was at home and then my, I really, hey, my 570 00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:01,840 eyebrows a little too gushy today. 571 00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:05,800 And so I started plucking right fucking fucking. 572 00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:09,400 And then all of a sudden I got too carried away and, and it was 573 00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:13,400 all gone. Just just just completely off. 574 00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:18,360 And so for the next like 2-3 days, I tried to draw them back 575 00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:22,440 on like that one Germa clip where they're like, oh, oh, why 576 00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:23,480 do you look like you have no eyebrows? 577 00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:25,280 I couldn't draw them back on this eyeliner. 578 00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:27,280 Germa clip What's a German? Clip. 579 00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:30,000 I don't know what that means. Stayed in my bed for like 2 days 580 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:34,240 straight and then and then my brother was like hey why do your 581 00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:38,120 eyebrows look like that? I got scared. 582 00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:42,920 I was like I don't know. And then I was forced to to deal 583 00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:44,600 with what I did. The constant of my accent. 584 00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:46,000 I didn't get beat or anything but. 585 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,640 Like I didn't get beat. Oh my God. 586 00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:51,280 I mean, what? Why would you get beat for that? 587 00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:55,440 OK, kind of saying the quiet part a lot about what their 588 00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:56,720 childhood was like. Maybe not the best. 589 00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:58,880 My mother, my mother pulled me aside. 590 00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:00,040 She's like, did you see her eyes off? 591 00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:02,280 I was like, I was like no. And she wiped my face. 592 00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:05,880 I like to came off and it was horrible. 593 00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:07,680 And I was the same day. I don't want to say the first 594 00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:11,160 day of school, but like it was. I think it was. 595 00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:15,080 No, it was in the middle of the year, but it was on Monday early 596 00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:17,600 in the morning and I caught every time my brother asked me 597 00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:18,800 why did you say her eyebrows off? 598 00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:23,520 I started bawling my eyes out and and that was that's what 599 00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:25,240 happened to me. It was very sad. 600 00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:26,160 Thanks. That's it. 601 00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:27,480 OK, bye. Thank you. 602 00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:30,760 Hey, that's great. That's a great submission. 603 00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:32,680 Great story. You plucked your own. 604 00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:34,960 You plucked your God damn eyebrows out and that's OK. 605 00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:37,320 You know, you were just do you were just exploring your face a 606 00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:40,000 little bit. You were saying what do I what 607 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:45,160 do I want to look like? What do how do I want to change 608 00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:46,560 my face up? You were you were. 609 00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:50,560 It's completely fine, man. You're exploring the sexuality 610 00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:55,720 of your, of just your face and you went too far, but that's 611 00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:57,600 fine. I mean, the fact that you said 612 00:33:57,600 --> 00:34:02,800 my mom didn't beat me is concerning because why would 613 00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:06,480 she? But I don't know you're well 614 00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:08,800 enough to go into that. I'm happy you didn't get beat, 615 00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:11,600 and I'm happy your eyebrow grew back. 616 00:34:12,239 --> 00:34:15,880 You drew it on with with, I mean, that is, that is dude, 617 00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:17,920 that is something that happens when you're a kid, but you like 618 00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:20,920 do some shit. And I'm pretty sure I shaved my 619 00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:28,239 eyebrow off, right. I think I, I, I did something to 620 00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:30,199 my eyebrow. I shaved something with it. 621 00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:33,960 You just you get you like as a kid, you're so curious and you 622 00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:36,600 know what's going to happen, but you kind of like don't believe 623 00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:40,080 it is or you, you just like want to know what is it like? 624 00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:42,920 And so then you do it and you go, Oh shit, I actually did it. 625 00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:46,679 I. Remember one time I went crazy 626 00:34:46,679 --> 00:34:49,000 on my nose like trying to get all, trying to get like all the 627 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,280 blackheads out of it and shit, and which in reality, like it's 628 00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:53,080 impossible because they're not actually blackheads. 629 00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:55,000 It's just like a bunch of sebum oil. 630 00:34:55,199 --> 00:34:56,840 It's a whole thing. I'm going to have to go into it. 631 00:34:57,360 --> 00:35:00,480 But then I like went too hard and then my I got like cut. 632 00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:02,680 I got like cuts on my nose. Dude, this is I mean this is 633 00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:06,960 embarrassing or whatever. I got like cuts on my nose and 634 00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:10,880 like I guess dead skin or like. It was like, it was like. 635 00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:15,080 Scarred a little bit and then I went to school the next day and 636 00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:18,080 this girl remember how mean kids were where they would just bring 637 00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:19,640 up the thing that they see immediately. 638 00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:21,960 I mean, I guess they just, I mean, all kids are just kind of 639 00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:23,440 autistic. They just haven't learned the 640 00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:25,440 social norms. So she was like, what happened 641 00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:29,240 to your nose? And I go, I fell, I just lied. 642 00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:31,360 I'm like, oh, I fell, I fell down. 643 00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:34,000 That's what happened. She goes, no, are you picking at 644 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,760 your nose? And I was like, how did she 645 00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:37,640 know? I'm dude immediately, first 646 00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:40,240 thing, she said. She goes, no, I don't think you 647 00:35:40,240 --> 00:35:41,120 were. I think you were messing with 648 00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:42,520 your nose and you would cut all of it. 649 00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:44,440 And I was like, Oh my God, so embarrassing. 650 00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:48,480 Everyone knows. Everyone knows that I'm insecure 651 00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:54,960 about my appearance. But then you know, she probably, 652 00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:57,080 she never thinks about it. I still think about it. 653 00:35:57,320 --> 00:36:03,200 What was her name? Jenna something I forget her 654 00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:05,000 last name. Actually, I can probably now. 655 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:06,600 My phone's up there. I was about to be like, looking 656 00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:08,640 at it on my phone, but my phone's up there. 657 00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:11,760 Jenna, we made out once. It was good. 658 00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:13,800 So maybe she she obviously didn't care that much about the 659 00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:15,200 nose. That's all I'm saying. 660 00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:19,560 Your boy still figured it out, is all I'm saying. 661 00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:27,600 Let's go to Agartha. So yeah, So there's that. 662 00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:30,360 And good submission. Thank you for submitting that 663 00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:35,880 347-566-9741. How that we already talked about 664 00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:38,720 a successful summer. Hey did you guys see this the 665 00:36:38,720 --> 00:36:43,200 baby music video where he re enacted that woman getting 666 00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:48,440 murdered in Charlotte? This is crazy, I can't really 667 00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:53,680 play it. Maybe, OK, maybe I can screen 668 00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:57,280 record and I'll put this, I'll put this in the YouTube, but I 669 00:36:57,280 --> 00:36:59,360 just, I can't, I can't put the sound on. 670 00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:06,520 I can't put. The sound on because they'll 671 00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:11,760 take me down and guys, every every view matters. 672 00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:15,040 By the way, whoever left the review, thank you for doing that 673 00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:16,840 Keep it up. Share it with the friends. 674 00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:19,520 All right, how do I do a new screen recording? 675 00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:25,440 Here we go record selected record entire screen. 676 00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:35,440 Yeah, OK bam OK all right so all right, so watch this. 677 00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:38,680 This is so make him play it like for a second. 678 00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:42,920 I like, you know them names. OK, so it it's on the train. 679 00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:46,080 If you guys don't know this woman got she got stabbed in the 680 00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:48,320 train through his side, but the whole thing is OK so. 681 00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:54,720 He he re enacted what happened this Ukrainian woman getting 682 00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:57,360 poked. I'm just I'm trying I'm going to 683 00:37:57,360 --> 00:38:00,000 try and use PC language. She got poked by some guy in the 684 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:07,160 train and the the music video is called Save Me by the Baby. 685 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:13,520 And first of all, he's showing the guy who's like upset who 686 00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:19,800 does it. And then he's on the train and 687 00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:23,120 the baby's rapping on. First of all, he's on actual, 688 00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:28,280 the actual Charlotte MTA, which by the way, he wasn't allowed to 689 00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:29,480 do. Apparently he got in trouble for 690 00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:36,120 that, but it shows the guy pulling the dude. 691 00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:41,440 He pulls a knife out and then he goes to slime this chick and 692 00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:46,280 then do baby grabs his hand and like like like first of all, 693 00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:50,000 it's not even a knife. What is that I? 694 00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:54,520 Have no idea what that is. And it's like him saying it's 695 00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:57,440 basically him Mark Wahlberging. He goes if I was there 911 696 00:38:57,440 --> 00:38:59,440 wouldn't have happened but instead it's for this woman. 697 00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:02,440 This is crazy. I cannot believe anyone allowed 698 00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:07,440 him to do this. This is wow and someone 699 00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:08,920 comments. I really wish I lived in the 700 00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:10,480 reality where this is how the story ended. 701 00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:14,120 Rest in peace. A lot of people are hating on 702 00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:16,320 him for making this but I'm glad a celebrity finally brought some 703 00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:19,480 attention to what happened. Oh my God, man. 704 00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:31,400 What is wrong with people all these people in wow. 705 00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:32,720 I mean all the comments are paused. 706 00:39:32,720 --> 00:39:35,920 I never not a fan of his music but or flow OK just had to be 707 00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:37,800 mean. But I wholeheartedly respect him 708 00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:39,400 for the video and he deserves it from everyone else. 709 00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:42,400 He's trying to make a difference until unlike many others in the 710 00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:45,840 limelight. What dude? 711 00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:51,680 Heavenly Father, I pray that you keep the person reading this 712 00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:53,680 alive, safe, healthy. OK well crazy. 713 00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:57,760 What is it with people getting randomly super religious on 714 00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:00,080 YouTube? This is crazy man. 715 00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:04,120 This is absolute like. All the comments should be this 716 00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:06,640 is nuts. Why are you doing this? 717 00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:12,680 Why are you acting out? And then the baby like walks him 718 00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:18,600 out and how do they film this? And then he also walks him by 719 00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:25,280 the cops and the cops are are those the actual cops? 720 00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:28,080 How are they OK with this? Based on a true story. 721 00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:31,880 That's what it says at the end. Come on, man starring Jonathan 722 00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:34,280 Debaby Kirk. And then he and then at the end 723 00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:36,600 he has him and and the girl and the guy all together. 724 00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:46,160 I mean, I guess like is I guess it's positive, right? 725 00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:48,280 I mean, it's it's written by Jonathan Debaby. 726 00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:51,280 His last name? 'S Kirk. 727 00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:57,200 We're not, we're not even going to No, I I guess it's positive, 728 00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:02,760 right? But isn't it weird like 729 00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:06,920 reenacting something? It also just happened like like 730 00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:10,520 3 weeks ago. And he went, I know what I got 731 00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:13,520 to do. I got to make a music video 732 00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:16,720 saying about how I if I was there, this shit wouldn't have 733 00:41:16,720 --> 00:41:19,400 happened. I would change it up. 734 00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:22,600 Mark Wahlberg should just been, just should have just been in 735 00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:25,200 that, too. Be like you shouldn't do that. 736 00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:38,880 Come on, you shouldn't stab him like this is so crazy to do and 737 00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:41,240 and I and it's crazy to me that some people that everyone is 738 00:41:41,240 --> 00:41:47,240 like celebrating it. Bro, what you're making a music 739 00:41:47,240 --> 00:41:50,440 video you're you are monetizing off of saying like, if I was 740 00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:51,840 there, it would happen a little differently. 741 00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:55,000 I might have had had to get involved and I haven't listened. 742 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:57,200 I haven't looked at the lyrics and maybe and oh, it's a 743 00:41:57,200 --> 00:42:01,760 dedication to arena, OK. I mean, I guess that's kind, OK. 744 00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:03,920 And then on the has the GoFundMe, all right, Am I about 745 00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:08,120 to change my mind because we know this happens, all right? 746 00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:13,280 He did put the GoFundMe at the bottom of it. 747 00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:18,600 Fuck, fuck. All right. 748 00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:25,160 I guess I would still, I still don't like it. 749 00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:27,800 But you know, he put the GoFundMe in there and, and that 750 00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:35,040 I yeah, I guess that is nice. It is still crazy to do that. 751 00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:36,520 He could have just tweeted about it I guess. 752 00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:40,400 But yeah, he put that in. Whatever. 753 00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:44,720 OK, I was going to try and we'll move on, but it's still fucking 754 00:42:44,720 --> 00:42:45,960 insane. I wanted you guys to know about 755 00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:47,840 that. It's still insane. 756 00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:57,320 Let's end with OK, we'll end with Bam bam and oh, here's some 757 00:42:57,320 --> 00:43:00,240 short things that happened to me this week that that brought me 758 00:43:00,240 --> 00:43:03,200 joy or I was happy to do OK. I was on my bike and. 759 00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:04,760 Because this is just the the short corner. 760 00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:09,280 Short corner. I was driving on my bike and I 761 00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:11,840 was at motorcycle, I was at scooter, whatever. 762 00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:17,400 I was at the light and the light turned green and then this chick 763 00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:20,520 walks across the street. That's all I'm going to say of 764 00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:22,400 this. It's just annoying person walked 765 00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:25,800 across the street and she completely ignored that everyone 766 00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:28,320 had the right away and she kind of was being very, very 767 00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:30,520 self-righteous. And someone beat to her and she 768 00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:33,520 looked at him and like rolled her eyes and gave the finger and 769 00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:35,480 kept going. Which by the way, pisses me the 770 00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:37,480 fuck off. I know I'm, I'm, I'm assuming 771 00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:38,560 most of you guys feel the same way. 772 00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:42,160 And then I saw some older woman to her face be like, it's a 773 00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:45,360 green light bitch. And then I laughed out loud 774 00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:49,880 through my helmet and kept going and I I faith in humanity was 775 00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:51,960 restored in me. So that was nice. 776 00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:54,680 It's always nice to see someone publicly shame someone else for 777 00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:57,200 something that is very, very objective. 778 00:43:57,560 --> 00:43:58,200 You're. Wrong. 779 00:43:59,240 --> 00:44:01,080 You know, that was nice. I like that. 780 00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:03,120 Maybe some people don't agree. I like that. 781 00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:06,040 It made me happy just to see some like 58 year old woman just 782 00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:09,880 call a young girl bitch. It's a green light bitch. 783 00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:16,440 I was like, oh, that felt good. I told someone something was in 784 00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:19,600 their teeth at AI was at a party and I told someone something was 785 00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:21,840 in their teeth. Man that felt good. 786 00:44:22,240 --> 00:44:25,440 That is man that's good. That feels. 787 00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:27,960 I'm going to, I'm going to. I cannot wait to keep doing 788 00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:30,160 that. It's awkward to do, but when you 789 00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:32,720 see something is in someone's teeth, it is your duty to tell 790 00:44:32,720 --> 00:44:34,200 him. And when you do, it doesn't 791 00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:36,680 matter how weird it is. They're grateful for the rest of 792 00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:38,440 the night because we've all been there. 793 00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:39,960 We've all looked in the mirror and been like, why didn't 794 00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:41,120 someone tell me something was on my teeth? 795 00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:43,000 And then I did the thing where I go, hey, look, I don't really 796 00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:46,440 know you that well, but I just got to tell you, you seem like a 797 00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:47,800 nice person. There's something in your teeth. 798 00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:49,440 I don't want you to deal with that for the rest of the night. 799 00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:54,560 And they go, wow, you're very, they go, I can trust you a lot 800 00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:55,640 more now. You're very honest. 801 00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:59,880 And I go, fuck yes, dude. I mainly did it for myself, but 802 00:44:59,880 --> 00:45:05,200 also I did it for you. I am honest, yes, I am honest. 803 00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:07,360 Even though some of the things in the conversation that you 804 00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:09,480 said were interesting, I said were interesting as well, even 805 00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:10,760 though I completely didn't agree with that. 806 00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:13,320 But let's go back to the thing where I told you something was 807 00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:15,000 in your teeth because I didn't want you to get embarrassed. 808 00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:20,120 That was good. Do it tell people something's in 809 00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:21,640 their teeth. Nothing's going to happen. 810 00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:26,240 I know it's awkward and I I did a thing where dude, I, I was, I 811 00:45:26,240 --> 00:45:28,560 was. Looking at her and I've noticed 812 00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:29,680 a thing in her teeth and then I go. 813 00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:33,520 Like it took me about 8 minutes. I go, am I going to tell her 814 00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:34,840 right now? I don't know if I'm going to 815 00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:36,040 tell her. I don't know. 816 00:45:36,120 --> 00:45:38,880 And she's like, I was, And then you went to Korea or whatever 817 00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:40,040 because she, her husband's Korean. 818 00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:42,600 She and she's like, and then just keep looking at it going 819 00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:45,480 that shit. It's not going to move, is not 820 00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:49,320 going to move in her teeth. And she, you know, every now and 821 00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:52,080 then she would close her mouth and you know how kind of like 822 00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:54,680 you close your mouth and you swallow you like, and I was 823 00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:56,640 like, maybe I'll get a pull. It'll get pulled out when she 824 00:45:56,640 --> 00:45:58,040 does that. It didn't, it didn't. 825 00:45:58,040 --> 00:46:01,480 And she kept talking and I kept looking at it and it was, it was 826 00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:04,640 lodged in between at the top of the teeth, you know, like where 827 00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:07,680 the IT needs the gum in between the teeth, that little crack, it 828 00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:11,080 was lodged in there. And I go, Oh my God, it's not 829 00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:12,880 going to get out. It's not. 830 00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:15,440 I go, I got, I said I got to step up. 831 00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:17,520 I got to be the dad that stepped up. 832 00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:21,800 That's a good step dad. And I got to be the step friend, 833 00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:25,960 step guy. And and then I'm looking at the 834 00:46:25,960 --> 00:46:27,760 friend, the girl talking to her because I go. 835 00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:30,840 Maybe she'll say something because she knows her more and 836 00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:32,920 it's her duty as a friend to tell her friend of the slipping 837 00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:37,560 in her teeth. She doesn't say shit, shows what 838 00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:40,440 kind of friend she is. At this point, me doing this, I 839 00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:43,040 go, I'm actually better friends with you than this other woman 840 00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:47,640 you've known for eight years because I I stepped up, I looked 841 00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:49,440 out for you. I did the thing. 842 00:46:50,240 --> 00:46:52,720 I said, hey, I care about you. I don't want you to get 843 00:46:52,720 --> 00:46:54,840 embarrassed. Here's the thing right here. 844 00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:59,160 Take it out of your teeth. I'm so sorry, love, that that is 845 00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:00,400 me. What you have to do, you do it 846 00:47:00,520 --> 00:47:01,480 in a British accent. You go. 847 00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:04,440 I'm so sorry, love, but there's something you're TAFE and you 848 00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:06,240 got to take it out because I don't want you being embarrassed 849 00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:08,440 the rest of the day. I'm really sorry about that. 850 00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:11,840 I know, I know it's going to. Completely mess up the flow of 851 00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:13,760 the conversation. Everything's been going on. 852 00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:17,520 But trust me, you don't want to be walking around with that 853 00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:19,800 pepper and you take for the rest of the day. 854 00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:24,600 And I did it. I did that. 855 00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:26,440 And I should. And you know what I should have. 856 00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:29,280 Hey, you're welcome. I saved you. 857 00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:31,680 So yeah, I should have gotten that. 858 00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:32,880 Everyone in the party should have been like. 859 00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:35,560 And give it up for Dylan. Yeah. 860 00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:37,280 Thank you. I just tried to save a woman 861 00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:39,960 from being embarrassed when she gets home at the end of the 862 00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:41,480 night. And then maybe it would have 863 00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:44,760 been like she did give me $10. That would have been cool, but. 864 00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:48,520 Yeah, it was you. You got it. 865 00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:50,560 And the good woman didn't do it. And I finally just was like, oh, 866 00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:51,600 you got to get out of your teeth. 867 00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:54,440 And then the other her friend was like, I didn't even notice 868 00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:55,720 it. And then I go, how are you not 869 00:47:55,720 --> 00:47:58,360 noticing it? Oh, wait, you're staring at her. 870 00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:00,320 Oh, oh, you're telling me when you talk to someone, you look in 871 00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:03,680 their eyes the entire time. You don't ever look around. 872 00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:05,760 You don't ever uncomfortably look around even though you're 873 00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:07,720 listening to them because you're like hyper aware of what's going 874 00:48:07,720 --> 00:48:09,800 on. You're telling me you don't look 875 00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:12,120 at someone's face while they're speaking and then kind of start 876 00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:14,200 to analyze their face and the different parts of their face 877 00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:15,680 and what's symmetrical and what's not? 878 00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:17,280 You tell me. That's just me. 879 00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:20,640 You tell me you don't notice their teeth and go like, oh, 880 00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:22,480 they have nice teeth where you go, oh, their teeth are a little 881 00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:24,480 messed up. But it also brings flavor and 882 00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:25,880 and character to who they are as a person. 883 00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:27,960 It's you're saying it's just me that does that. 884 00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:34,720 OK, All right, that's fine. That's fine. 885 00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:39,640 It felt good dude. Telling someone something. 886 00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:42,120 Telling someone something is in their teeth. 887 00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:46,080 What a good feeling. You feel like a hero. 888 00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:49,120 You are a vigilante. I'm a vigilante for justice. 889 00:48:49,640 --> 00:48:51,800 I'm a vigilante for cringe, embarrassment, justice. 890 00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:55,360 That's what I did. Just like that girl that plucked 891 00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:57,600 her eyebrow out. Good story. 892 00:48:58,200 --> 00:49:01,240 Sorry I didn't have more to say about it, but good fun story. 893 00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:05,320 Thanks for sharing that. I hope more people would share 894 00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:06,240 stories. How long have you been doing 895 00:49:06,240 --> 00:49:09,760 this? Probably 40 minutes, right? 896 00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:10,680 Yeah, maybe. OK. 897 00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:17,560 I have one more thing I wanted to talk about, but we'll talk 898 00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:19,320 about that next week because I like to. 899 00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:22,240 Oh fuck. We didn't talk about the Charlie 900 00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:27,760 Sheen documentary. We'll talk about it next week. 901 00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:30,640 It's OK. We would talk over long enough. 902 00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:31,960 You guys are great. It's it's cool dude. 903 00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:34,320 We have we have more shit to to discuss. 904 00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:36,360 This is great. I'll write that down. 905 00:49:37,720 --> 00:49:41,640 I you know, I got some. Stuff to say about the show the 906 00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:46,920 show machine thing. You know, watch the Charlie 907 00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:48,440 Sheen documentary, then you can, and then you can. 908 00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:51,120 And then, you know, here, watch the Charlie Sheen documentary, 909 00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:53,720 call in with your takes on it. And then next week I'm going to 910 00:49:53,720 --> 00:49:55,960 talk about it as well. And we'll be a whole family. 911 00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:57,840 Talking about what what happened with the Charlie Sheen doc? 912 00:49:58,040 --> 00:49:59,760 There's a new. Documentary every single week. 913 00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:02,280 So it's kind of hard because if they're always trying to one up 914 00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:03,880 each other and it's crazier and crazier. 915 00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:06,520 Like you know, there was that one about the the girl who was 916 00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:09,760 getting 15,000 text messages and then spoiler alert, it ended up 917 00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:12,600 being her mom and her mom is like crazy. 918 00:50:13,120 --> 00:50:16,000 Not Kleinfelter syndrome, Crazy Munchausen. 919 00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:18,880 Yeah, Munchausen syndrome. It was nuts. 920 00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:22,720 That one was really good. And then there's the Ye. 921 00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:28,400 There's the the Kanye West one, which like I want to watch, but 922 00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:30,040 also there's a part of me that goes, I don't want to give this 923 00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:32,480 guy any more attention. But the Charlie Sheen one? 924 00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:36,000 Watch it. No, you know what? 925 00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:36,920 I'll. I'll talk about it. 926 00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:43,840 No, Fuck, how much time do we now? 927 00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:46,440 We'll talk about it next week. You guys are great. 928 00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:47,920 Thanks for listening to the show. 929 00:50:48,320 --> 00:50:57,120 Remember to call in 347-566-9741, leave a message 930 00:50:57,520 --> 00:51:03,480 with some cringe, ask for some advice, tell us whatever you 931 00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:04,760 want to do. Remember the guy that told the 932 00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:08,440 story about the coffee going down the front of his truck? 933 00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:10,400 That one was pretty good. I hope you guys have a good 934 00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:12,600 week. Talk to you soon. 935 00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:15,000 Hey, give it up one more time for Dylan. 936 00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:16,760 Hey, talk to you soon guys.