1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:05,080 Oh eagle, screeching eagle, how we doing? 2 00:00:05,360 --> 00:00:11,000 I as you can see from my back background, I'm not doing great. 3 00:00:11,800 --> 00:00:14,920 Obviously this is the most I mean we shouldn't even say this 4 00:00:14,920 --> 00:00:17,520 word in the now times. This is the most hostage video 5 00:00:17,520 --> 00:00:24,640 background life. This is hostage, especially with 6 00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:28,840 this with the plastic zipper in the corner that like someone 7 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:32,960 comes in and out to feed me in. Yes, and like the rumpled no 8 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:35,560 offense bedspread behind you. So here's what I was going to 9 00:00:35,560 --> 00:00:42,160 say. My room is so cramped that I 10 00:00:42,160 --> 00:00:45,040 don't have anywhere to put this is a Wellness check. 11 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:47,920 I don't have anywhere to put my laundry that I did last night. 12 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:51,120 So it's just, I left it there just to show you it's just. 13 00:00:52,040 --> 00:00:55,760 It's just there. It's just, no, it's all in a 14 00:00:55,760 --> 00:01:00,520 sheet, like wrapped up together, like, like Tom Sawyer. 15 00:01:00,520 --> 00:01:02,120 I'm. I'm leaving home. 16 00:01:02,360 --> 00:01:04,480 Yeah, exactly. Are you leaving? 17 00:01:06,040 --> 00:01:10,560 No, I'm here to stay. I'm here to I'm here to use this 18 00:01:10,560 --> 00:01:12,120 new bathroom in about four weeks. 19 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:18,800 This shit sucks, dude. I I'm living in a prison. 20 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:23,120 This is this. This would make actually me. 21 00:01:23,240 --> 00:01:25,400 This would tank me. So I want to honor. 22 00:01:25,720 --> 00:01:30,320 I do say I do come in and I go like, and, you know, I'm a 23 00:01:30,320 --> 00:01:34,000 little bit too long for my bed, so that's my dresser right 24 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:36,720 there. And my feet touch my dresser 25 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:46,000 every night when I go to sleep. Yeah, it's not. 26 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:48,600 I left this. I'm gonna move this 'cause I 27 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:50,400 don't want this to be in the back the entire time. 28 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:53,680 How you doing, Lil? Give us a Wellness check. 29 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:55,880 I'll get I'm gonna give you a 2 pronger. 30 00:01:57,480 --> 00:02:03,840 Last night was my a Wellness check because I ate 1/2 can't 31 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:07,800 very nice 1/2 can of chocolate frosting. 32 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:12,880 Whoa. Yeah, yeah. 33 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:17,160 If anyone wasn't watching the video, you needed to watch me on 34 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:21,960 ceremoniously. Just take all my clothes off my 35 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:23,560 bed. And also did you? 36 00:02:23,680 --> 00:02:26,160 My glasses were off. Did you moon the camera? 37 00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:30,720 No, I thought. I, I, I looked in the moon, the 38 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:33,560 camera, even though that's some shit, Uncle George. 39 00:02:33,880 --> 00:02:38,320 George is low. That's some Uncle George shit 40 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:41,160 for sure. Yeah, hey, check this out. 41 00:02:42,160 --> 00:02:45,520 I told you when we were roofing a house and he he just showed 42 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:55,000 everyone his Dick. No. 43 00:02:55,920 --> 00:02:59,440 It was so funny. It was so good also. 44 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:01,640 OK, we'll go back to your Wellness check. 45 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:03,000 I just got to tell the story real quick. 46 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:08,160 We're roofing, we finish and when we when we get off the roof 47 00:03:08,160 --> 00:03:10,480 because my because Uncle George used to be a hot tar roofer for 48 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:12,880 anyone that that is listening and has no idea what we're 49 00:03:12,880 --> 00:03:14,880 talking about, Uncle George is the craziest person in the 50 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:19,920 world, but also inspiration. So once we got off the roof, he 51 00:03:19,920 --> 00:03:23,560 would change into like his after work clothes as we drove home 52 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:25,920 and they were Looney Tunes pyjamas. 53 00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:30,320 It was just, but just the pyjama pants, right? 54 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:34,920 And I guess he didn't put underwear on on front of them 55 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:40,760 and some guy was talking back to him and he just pulled it down 56 00:03:40,760 --> 00:03:46,720 and it showed his cock. It was. 57 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:53,000 Oh man, it was so funny. Crazy is that that is not not a 58 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:57,200 fail proof diffusing. It is, it is kind of a fail 59 00:03:57,200 --> 00:03:59,040 proof. Yeah, as long as it's all men, 60 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:01,760 it's fail. It is sex crime, all men. 61 00:04:01,760 --> 00:04:04,120 It's cool. Yeah. 62 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:07,520 It is a good way to to diffuse it. 63 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:11,840 And by the way, diffuses whether you have a piece or the smallest 64 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:15,600 Wiener in the world, for sure, either way, 'cause either 65 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:19,120 someone's like, yo, OK bro, someone's like, yo, like it's 66 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:27,920 yeah, yes, one guy's like, but yeah, no, no. 67 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:30,320 I was looking and I thought that my underwear was showing, but it 68 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:32,960 was just my belt. OK, 'cause with my glasses off 69 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:35,040 it looked like I was in the middle of a sentence and then 70 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:36,800 you just. Just showed my ass. 71 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:44,120 Look, that's not out of I'm not there yet, but that's not 72 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:47,480 something that wouldn't maybe happen with us just. 73 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:51,800 Yeah, but no, no, no, no. You you're talking about eating 74 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:54,360 a full thing of frosting. Yeah. 75 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:56,400 Tell me about that. Sorry. 76 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:58,640 Half a thing. My bad, My bad. 3 ounces. 77 00:05:00,920 --> 00:05:05,880 The Wellness check part is so I'm about to start a new work 78 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:08,000 life routine. Got it. 79 00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:13,440 I got a Nan being job and I'm going to be a bicycle tour guide 80 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:19,720 for the city of Philadelphia. Everyone clap. 81 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:22,560 Everyone clap is listening. Yeah, Eagle Screech. 82 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:26,600 And you still do not have headphones. 83 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:30,000 I need to send you headphones. I just remembered. 84 00:05:30,840 --> 00:05:32,920 Listen, only one of my Airpods works. 85 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:36,320 It's like, not a good scene. It's better for the audio, but 86 00:05:36,320 --> 00:05:40,120 it's all good. I'm sorry, I need, I need 87 00:05:40,360 --> 00:05:41,680 sponsor, I need. Sponsorship. 88 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:43,360 We need sponsorship, but we do we. 89 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:44,800 We're OK. We will be OK with Apple 90 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:47,320 sponsorship. Like Skullcandy would sponsor 91 00:05:47,320 --> 00:05:49,680 me. Oh man, you would crush as a 92 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:52,400 Skullcandy ambassador. With the gummy ends. 93 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:57,320 Yeah, yeah, skateboarding, all the pads on, falling. 94 00:05:58,480 --> 00:06:00,480 I can't skate without my skullcandies. 95 00:06:00,480 --> 00:06:03,360 You would actually be, you'd be a, you'd be a rollerblader, I 96 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:05,600 feel like. My gosh, 100%. 97 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:08,080 Huge rollerblade energy in a good way, like a fun. 98 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:11,160 Then you like stop on the OR no the back brake. 99 00:06:11,840 --> 00:06:16,600 I could see you on a beach someday in your like mid 40s 100 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:19,480 really rollerblading and like loving life, like in a way that 101 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:23,960 is like just so free. Yeah, yeah. 102 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:26,280 Bliss, bliss. So I'm glad that comes up to 103 00:06:26,280 --> 00:06:31,000 you. And you go, No, I you skating. 104 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,240 This is yeah, I'm skating, skating. 105 00:06:33,280 --> 00:06:35,120 You give them your card, you go. You can call me later. 106 00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:37,360 I'm skating right now. I don't not let you guys in. 107 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:40,960 Yeah, and they read the card and they're like cat border slash 108 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:45,440 death doula slash bike board guide slash senior fitness 109 00:06:45,440 --> 00:06:46,120 instructor. Yeah. 110 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:49,040 And then on the back it goes. I'm at this bar once a week at 111 00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:52,480 7:00 PM. You can try to talk to me then 112 00:06:52,560 --> 00:06:56,200 That's that's it. OK, Dylan, I'm kind of building 113 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:58,800 my life that way. So I will tell you my down and 114 00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:02,720 then up Wellness track. Yeah, we we still got to finish 115 00:07:02,720 --> 00:07:06,320 what happened with the frosting. Half can of frosting so so I'm 116 00:07:06,400 --> 00:07:09,760 gearing up so I'm trying to get into healthier bedtime routines 117 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:12,240 which. Sleep hygiene huge. 118 00:07:13,440 --> 00:07:16,320 Huge, huge. Because I'm back on Instagram, 119 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:19,640 because I have some stuff coming up that you know, you'll need 120 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:22,080 to, I'll need to promote. We got to promote, yeah. 121 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:25,760 But day one I'm having Instagram back. 122 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:29,800 I was on it from 8:00 to 1:00 in the morning. 123 00:07:30,080 --> 00:07:34,760 Yeah, it's catching up. Oh my gosh. 124 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:38,600 And it's, I can't believe it. And then I did that thing where 125 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:41,920 it was like 11:30 and I was like, Oh my God, I got to cut 126 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:44,000 this out. I'll go till 11:45. 127 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:47,920 It's a pit. It is a pit. 128 00:07:48,560 --> 00:07:54,080 Into NBA highlight reel Instagram territory. 129 00:07:54,480 --> 00:08:02,400 NBA highlight reel. NBA and I am obsessed and I'm 130 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:05,720 like 2 years late and I know it with Don Chich. 131 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:08,960 Don Chich. Oh, the the yeah, yeah, whatever 132 00:08:08,960 --> 00:08:11,000 the hell. Yeah, the the Eastern European 133 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:12,600 guy. He's giant. 134 00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:15,960 God. Oh, because you like him? 135 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:17,960 Because he's like he big. He doesn't really care. 136 00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:20,080 He just plays the game and then he goes home. 137 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:22,760 Starts with the ref. He plays some street ball 138 00:08:22,760 --> 00:08:26,040 tactics like I am. I am so down on that. 139 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:28,320 Anyway, so that happened a couple nights ago. 140 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:30,920 So I'm like, OK, let me just not do that anymore. 141 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:32,320 Let. Me ask you a question you're 142 00:08:32,320 --> 00:08:37,520 watching these don't check reels was there ever a fantasy of him 143 00:08:37,520 --> 00:08:40,720 coming home and you being like you did a great job today honey 144 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:44,480 and like giving him just a a bowl of some kind of Eastern 145 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:49,920 European food forced yes yeah rubbing his back being like I'm 146 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:52,200 so proud of you I. Get the Tiger bomb out. 147 00:08:52,280 --> 00:08:54,000 Yeah, it. Actually wasn't. 148 00:08:54,040 --> 00:08:57,000 It was not bump bump. No, no. 149 00:08:57,680 --> 00:08:59,600 It was actually like. Domestic partnership. 150 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:02,200 Yeah, I want to be 12 years in with that. 151 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:03,960 Guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 152 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:06,000 You know what I mean? And I want him to do this. 153 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:09,400 I'm like at the stove and I'm making his borscht or whatever. 154 00:09:09,760 --> 00:09:15,920 And then he's like darling, darling, darling, take load off, 155 00:09:17,760 --> 00:09:19,240 fit with me. Sit. 156 00:09:20,120 --> 00:09:24,120 Next to a six foot million guy sick at basketball. 157 00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:27,520 Sick at basketball. He puts his hand on yours and 158 00:09:27,520 --> 00:09:29,240 just leaves it there. Yeah, I have such. 159 00:09:29,880 --> 00:09:32,920 Small hands for my height go like this. 160 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:37,360 And then I was thinking about how fun it would be to be like 161 00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:39,440 hanging out with him and his friends and then me and my 162 00:09:39,440 --> 00:09:40,920 friends. And then me and my friends are 163 00:09:40,920 --> 00:09:43,200 like, we hang out with him and his friends and my friends are 164 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:45,840 like, thank you for being with a professional basketball player. 165 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:50,240 Now we are all. In the professional basketball 166 00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:52,240 player realm, yes. Thank you. 167 00:09:52,560 --> 00:09:56,880 OK, that's yeah, that's so. I'm playing the long game. 168 00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:01,400 I can see it I'm. Going to get sick at basketball. 169 00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:04,960 Oh, you OK? You think the way you get him is 170 00:10:04,960 --> 00:10:09,280 by being good at basketball? Interesting. 171 00:10:09,280 --> 00:10:15,360 Interesting path. But maybe so. 172 00:10:15,360 --> 00:10:18,400 OK, in my mind you're charisma. It looks alone, Dylan. 173 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:24,680 I have to. In my mind you have the thing of 174 00:10:24,680 --> 00:10:29,040 frosting and on one hand you're swiping and the other hand 175 00:10:29,040 --> 00:10:36,800 you're no spoon, no spoon. No spoon. 176 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:43,640 Oh God. Then so then so the trade off 177 00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:47,360 was I'm not on Instagram last night but I did house 1/2 a tub 178 00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:50,800 of chocolate frosting. Oh, so in your mind it was 179 00:10:50,840 --> 00:10:54,600 either IG for four hours or half a tub of frosting? 180 00:10:56,040 --> 00:10:58,960 Now here's what's crazy. If it can't be just a normal 181 00:10:58,960 --> 00:11:01,800 healthy night's sleep. No, no, no, no. 182 00:11:02,560 --> 00:11:03,640 You have to. You have to. 183 00:11:04,040 --> 00:11:04,840 Wrong. It has to be. 184 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:07,080 Yeah, you got to do some bad shit before. 185 00:11:08,440 --> 00:11:10,840 To earn the 11 hours I'm looking. 186 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:16,080 For exactly. OK, so you're doing great. 187 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:19,760 Just just summarizing for everyone. 188 00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:26,880 So let's say I'm done housing frosting like 9/15, 9:30 some 189 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,520 reason even though I didn't use a spoon. 190 00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:30,240 OK, I'm sorry. Hold on. 191 00:11:30,240 --> 00:11:33,360 I have to stop. That feels really early for 192 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:37,080 housing frosting. I don't know why, but if there's 193 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:41,120 no double digits, if there's those double digits in the time 194 00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:46,520 housing frosting is that. No, you're right. 11:00 PM. 195 00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:48,680 People are like, well. It was 11, it's 11. 196 00:11:48,680 --> 00:11:51,480 All all all forms of self-control have like left the 197 00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:58,560 building. 9:15 So I go to the bathroom, I brush my teeth, but 198 00:11:58,560 --> 00:12:05,960 I don't wash my hands. So then I go back into bed and 199 00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:12,440 wake up this morning and there is basically shit colored. 200 00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:19,160 Lily. Lily. 201 00:12:19,680 --> 00:12:32,120 And I'm like. No, institutionalized for a 202 00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:34,760 second. You went without scratching my 203 00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:39,080 ass off. Yeah, I figure my own ass. 204 00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:46,080 And then? Also the cats and you know, I 205 00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:50,280 just got all crazy. So for like 12 seconds this 206 00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:51,240 morning I was. Like. 207 00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:56,760 I'm scared. I'm scared about what it means 208 00:12:56,760 --> 00:12:58,520 for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 209 00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:00,160 And then do I have early dementia? 210 00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:01,720 Then you get a smell test, which we all do. 211 00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:04,480 There you go. Hold on a second. 212 00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:06,040 And. Then I remember. 213 00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:15,320 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's oh, oh, oh, that's 214 00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:20,120 what happened. The three O's oh, oh, oh, OK. 215 00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:22,440 I'm not crazy. I haven't lost it. 216 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:26,040 I'm not, I'm not crazy. I'm just like not totally well 217 00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:28,560 and then this and then today my Wellness check which is 218 00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:29,960 positive. Got it. 219 00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:33,160 Get Ronnie got my little breakfast, doing my little, my 220 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:37,720 little computer time, you know, get my life together. 221 00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:42,280 I had a thing I had to do. I should be doing today. 222 00:13:42,680 --> 00:13:44,960 It's a social thing. Got it. 223 00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:49,160 I was a good person. I would do it and then I thought 224 00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:58,320 to myself, I don't want to do it and I'm not and I feel muhoric. 225 00:13:58,320 --> 00:14:00,600 My whole day just opened up. Hey, guess what? 226 00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:03,160 Welcome to your 30's. The sun. 227 00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:06,560 The sun is shining. Yeah, the weather's beautiful. 228 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:10,560 It's always 70°. It's crazy just to be like, I 229 00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:12,960 gotta do that. You don't have to do it. 230 00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:13,760 You. Don't have to do it. 231 00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:16,880 No one, no one's going to say crap. 232 00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:21,040 I don't need to explain myself. I don't need a good reason. 233 00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:23,880 That's why being 30 rules, you don't need a good reason. 234 00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:26,800 You don't need an excuse. I don't want to do it. 235 00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:30,000 You're basically practicing consent with yourself. 236 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:33,080 For sure there are some people that if you if you straight 237 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:34,840 upside of them. I don't want to do this. 238 00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:36,240 It might. It. 239 00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:41,120 Might not see 30s is realizing that you don't have to do 240 00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:44,120 anything but also realizing how to have tact when not doing it. 241 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:49,240 But I'm not doing that because someone says it once. 242 00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:56,400 I'm like OK it depends. Like, let's say someone's like, 243 00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:58,640 let's all go do karaoke. You go, I'm not doing that. 244 00:14:58,760 --> 00:15:02,200 They're like, come on, be funny. You go, I'm not doing it, OK? 245 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:05,360 And you go, I've said, yeah, I've lived long enough that 246 00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:07,000 that's the line in the sand I'm drawing. 247 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:09,080 And and then people will go, OK, that's fine. 248 00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:11,360 Yeah. And then you have to accept that 249 00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:12,880 you won't get another invite maybe. 250 00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:15,480 And guess what? I'm that's what I want. 251 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:16,920 Yeah. Yeah. 252 00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:17,840 Godspeed. Salute. 253 00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:21,960 But yeah, you could do a little, you know, but also everyone in 254 00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:25,680 the 30s understands I'm not feeling well because because 255 00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:28,440 none of us are ever feeling great, so. 256 00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:30,720 Who's feeling good? Who? 257 00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:35,240 I mean, who is feeling good? Without gastrointestinal issues, 258 00:15:35,240 --> 00:15:38,760 lower back issues, side problems, allergies. 259 00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:42,960 Shingles. Shingles, and I mean it is 260 00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:45,360 non-stop. It's non-stop. 261 00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:48,000 When you meet someone who's like but OK. 262 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:51,600 I actually know one person who is also easily the most 263 00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:55,960 regimented, antisocial and deeply strict person I know, and 264 00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:58,000 I like them so much. Yeah, me too. 265 00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:02,160 Big old person in my life that is such a well oiled machine 266 00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:05,000 because they're like that, that they don't have these problems 267 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:07,600 and I'm not willing to live like that. 268 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:09,280 I don't. Yeah. 269 00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:11,000 I don't want to. I don't. 270 00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:15,760 Want to? I could maybe I have to not be 271 00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:17,600 in a city. Well. 272 00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:20,040 If I'm out in the forest, it's like, OK, yeah, I'm going to 273 00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:24,960 live like this, but OK. So you've had quite a so the. 274 00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:26,360 Good. Quite a 16 hours. 275 00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:29,800 You've had quite a 16 hours. I thought I fingered my own. 276 00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:31,960 Butt hole. And I cancelled plans. 277 00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:39,560 Which by the way, logically that follows if if anyone thought 278 00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:43,720 that they would immediately be like I have to cancel my plans, 279 00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:49,520 I'm unwell, I need to, I need to look at you could have actually 280 00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:53,880 just said that as the excuse. Hey, I can't make. 281 00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:57,440 Hey girl, I really. I can't make it. 282 00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:59,440 Today I woke up. I thought I figured my own ass. 283 00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:05,839 I got to take care of myself and everyone would be like, like, 284 00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:09,760 all good. We've been there, been there. 285 00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:14,200 Everyone would give you the dad thumbs up. 286 00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:18,040 Just take care of yourself. Yeah. 287 00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:25,960 Quick question mark. Yeah. 288 00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:26,480 Oh, man. And. 289 00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:31,800 Then I wanted to present, I wanted to present two things to 290 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:33,000 you. I am. 291 00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:35,760 I'm here for it. Because you're in a bit of a 292 00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:40,360 period, your home and your spirit is in a transformation 293 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,720 period it. Is even though I will say the 294 00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:45,320 the trip I went on very, very reviving. 295 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:46,800 OK. I would definitely need to hear 296 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:49,880 about that. And then let's let's hear it. 297 00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:55,680 Let's let's hear your prescriptions, Miss Poopy Hands, 298 00:17:55,680 --> 00:18:01,480 OK? I to your point about living in 299 00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:06,840 a city I actually am after my lease is up, I'm thinking I'm 300 00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:13,600 going to try to live somewhere crazy like Sedona or Milwaukee 301 00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:18,320 or like the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. 302 00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:20,600 Like, I just want to live Savannah. 303 00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:23,880 Going to be real, when you said Upper Peninsula for the first 304 00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:25,760 half of that sentence, I had no idea where you were talking 305 00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:28,840 about. But yeah, that's a good sign. 306 00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:30,640 I've been thinking about leaving the country dude. 307 00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:34,920 For sure, but I can commit that. You know why? 308 00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:37,800 I know, I know, I know. With visa stuff. 309 00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:41,360 Yeah, and you can't pull a RIP cord. 310 00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:44,200 I can't. You can't be a Bosnian. 311 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:47,360 Pull the RIP cord. No, and my umbilical cord is 312 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,240 still pretty attached to my. Parents. 313 00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:51,240 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is fine. 314 00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:54,200 That's fine. Like, for some reason, San 315 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:57,000 Diego, even though that was as far away as like, let's say, 316 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,160 Ireland would be, was just like, well. 317 00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:01,560 Completely forgot you lived in San Diego. 318 00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:04,720 Bro. Yeah, what a life. 319 00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:09,760 Bro, it's funny now having almost six years of perspective 320 00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:14,560 on it because I was living at home with both of my brothers, 321 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:19,520 two dogs, a cat and my parents and it, you know, like, of 322 00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:21,520 course I moved across, of course I moved. 323 00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:22,520 Across. Yeah, 100%. 324 00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:23,240 You moved across? Yeah. 325 00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:26,400 With no thought and it. Was a good idea. 326 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:29,480 It was a good idea. It was good for it was good. 327 00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:31,480 Yeah, something's happened that were out of your control, but it 328 00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:35,920 was good overall. I I do think maybe an irate an 329 00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:38,000 Ireland moment could happen. But you're right. 330 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:41,440 I think you would just wanna, there's a difference between 331 00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:46,400 like, yeah, going somewhere else in the country and it's hard. 332 00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:48,960 Ireland, I thought about Ireland a lot. 333 00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:53,560 They are saying no to Americans. They have tightened those 334 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:56,280 restrictions up like. A lot of, really, they have. 335 00:19:57,120 --> 00:19:58,240 We got it. We get. 336 00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:00,240 Yeah, we get it. We. 337 00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:02,960 Get it? We don't want us either. 338 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:06,000 We don't want us either. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we, we had, no 339 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,600 one is really feeling this right now. 340 00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:13,920 I will say when I travel abroad, I always get worried that people 341 00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:15,840 are going to be like, are you one of those? 342 00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:20,520 But here's the thing, one of those they don't travel abroad 343 00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:24,520 and if they do, they're going to like a five star resort and you 344 00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:27,280 can just tell immediately. So I've actually, I'm actually 345 00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:29,640 now I don't have to tell people that I'm Canadian. 346 00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:34,480 I'm just like, I'm not one of those that people love to talk 347 00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:36,680 about it. Hey, how do you think I go? 348 00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:38,240 It's hell. Well, I'm not, I'm not happy. 349 00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:40,480 What do you mean? It's as bad as it looks. 350 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:41,920 Yeah. OK. 351 00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:46,040 So you hit need a goodwill in the checks and you said you're 352 00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:47,200 thinking about moving. I feel that. 353 00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:49,960 Let me just throw you where I'm at already. 354 00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:53,280 We saw the laundry on my bed. We see where I'm living. 355 00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:57,920 This is what it's like in my head as well right now. 356 00:20:57,920 --> 00:21:04,440 Just a little trapped. The other day I did look up how 357 00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:08,360 to become a data center electrician. 358 00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:15,600 I just, I did just look up the path just as a just like, no, 359 00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:16,920 but here's the thing. I knew you were going to be 360 00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:18,640 upset about that because we're we're inside the data centers, 361 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:22,560 but don't we want someone on the inside in case we need to shut 362 00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:28,480 off Skynet? Dog, the minute that $118,000 363 00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:31,880 check hits your your bank account, you're not doing shit 364 00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:35,240 on the inside. I go I'm the richest person in 365 00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:43,960 the God damn country for a for 118 KA very a salary that most 366 00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:46,640 people in New York are literally at the poverty line can. 367 00:21:48,360 --> 00:21:53,080 I tell you a very real moment I had I don't mind being poor. 368 00:21:53,120 --> 00:21:54,680 I really don't. And it's. 369 00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:58,280 Great to be. So poor that like $60,000 would 370 00:21:58,280 --> 00:22:00,680 be huge. Huge, huge and. 371 00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:03,120 My quality of life would skyrocket. 372 00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:06,520 Yeah. So I was looking at those 373 00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:08,280 numbers, especially if I want to move somewhere. 374 00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:11,080 It does have to be Philly's. Really nice and affordable but 375 00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:15,000 still getting 1 crazy. So I was looking at places that 376 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,040 would reasonably be a lot cheaper. 377 00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:23,600 The federal poverty line is $53,000. 378 00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:25,840 No, it's not. Really. 379 00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:30,400 Yes, it is because the averages of San Francisco, Washington DC, 380 00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:32,360 New York City. Oh, they boosted up. 381 00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:39,400 All of these places, because in DC it is like $1.20 is right 382 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:41,400 there. Damn really? 383 00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:44,560 Yes, I thought it was like 30. Wow. 384 00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:46,760 Dog. Bro. 385 00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:49,280 For a single person. For a single person, yeah. 386 00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:51,040 Well, no. Look who's? 387 00:22:51,360 --> 00:22:53,800 Look who's talking. Yeah, Matt single. 388 00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:55,360 Matt single. Yeah. 389 00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:59,240 Anyway, OK, keep going. So yeah, date electrician. 390 00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:01,360 Date electrician, Date inside electrician. 391 00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:04,880 It takes five years, by the way. You have to be like a 'cause you 392 00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:07,000 have to do apprenticeship, which you make money while you're 393 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,720 doing it, and then you get to be something called a journeyman, 394 00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:12,280 which I don't really know what that is, but it's a great title, 395 00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:15,880 A journeyman, yeah. Like a lineman. 396 00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:18,080 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Journeyman electrician. 397 00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:21,520 There's I think there's going to be a bit of a, a blue collar 398 00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:24,840 renaissance because those are the only jobs that as cause as 399 00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:29,680 someone in this, in this article I read said they haven't taught 400 00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:32,680 AI how to turn a wrench yet. And I was like, I like that. 401 00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:37,520 I like that. Also just the plug. 402 00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:42,440 Really tight unions. Yeah, great unions, very in 403 00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:47,520 favor of that Local 32 JF or whatever the hell that yeah. 404 00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:50,280 Yeah, funded by the Irish mob, but we're all. 405 00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:52,960 Yes, I would love to have a Union sweater. 406 00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:56,560 That would elevate your looks so much. 407 00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:58,760 There are some there, yeah. The thing is, these 408 00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:01,120 electricians, they do make a lot of money. 409 00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:04,160 Yeah. HVAC, yeah. 410 00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:06,960 So that's just in. These terrific people in this 411 00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:08,720 country. Yeah, low key. 412 00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:11,600 And when and when you need them, you're at a lot. 413 00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:13,200 You go do whatever. Go do. 414 00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:15,520 Whatever you need. The guy you could be like, I 415 00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:17,360 need you to change a pipe. I need to change a pipe. 416 00:24:17,360 --> 00:24:20,200 The guy's like, it's gonna cost $1200. 417 00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:22,520 You're like, yeah, OK, whatever. Just just please, please. 418 00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:25,680 I don't want. Small shit in my house. 419 00:24:26,120 --> 00:24:28,280 I can't do it. Yeah. 420 00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:30,560 So that's, that's just where my head's at now that I'm gonna do 421 00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:31,800 it. But it's just, it's just in the 422 00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:36,920 background, you know, New things in the background, of course. 423 00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:39,880 Yeah, 'cause I just see where I know. 424 00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:43,520 Yeah. Anyway, what was your, what was 425 00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:45,120 your 'cause you're thinking about leaving the city. 426 00:24:45,120 --> 00:24:46,600 Yeah. I'm thinking about leaving 427 00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:51,320 city's period, OK, like I think I'm transitioning out of city 428 00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:56,800 time of my life and into like I would love the woods to be right 429 00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:59,160 there. But I also am a person that 430 00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:02,640 needs people. So I'm trying to figure out good 431 00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:07,480 locations that are like like part of me is Burlington, Vt. 432 00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:11,280 It won't be that, but like, what's a little city in a bigger 433 00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:15,760 thing that I want? So I still have Thai food and a 434 00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:17,880 movie theater, you know, like I still want the. 435 00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:20,280 You thinking like Portland Seattle kind of vibes? 436 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:27,160 Talk about I'm no, I need cheap. Cheapo outside of Portland. 437 00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:30,680 Yeah, OK, Sedona's. Sedona's really. 438 00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:34,000 That may be a lot. You're going to get like the the 439 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,440 raspy voice. Yeah, and all the chunky 440 00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:38,520 turquoise. Yeah, yeah. 441 00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:41,800 So I feel like Sedona, once you go Sedona, you don't really. 442 00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:47,240 You can't come back. Sedona, a area 51, is climbed in 443 00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:51,840 the neighborhood and two very dropped veil energy out there. 444 00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:56,600 Dropped veil. Oh, Dylan, what's drop veil? 445 00:25:57,120 --> 00:26:00,320 OK, so there is a veil between this existence. 446 00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:04,920 And this, OK, I'm gonna be honest, I thought drop veil was 447 00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:09,120 like, like, you were at the altar and you dropped the veil 448 00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:10,720 and we're like, I can't do this to you right away. 449 00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:20,000 OK honestly so don't have that vibe too of brides who are like 450 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,720 can't do this I'm out. I'm. 451 00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:24,880 Going to sit I I got to go to the another realm. 452 00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:31,080 So yeah, OK, what? Tell me about your trip because. 453 00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:35,440 It was It was sick. Hiked a mountain, met a lot of 454 00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:36,840 cool people. Everyone was young. 455 00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:38,320 That was great. Everyone was my age. 456 00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:42,960 Good energy, great time. Guatemala, very, very, very cool 457 00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:47,400 country, very welcoming people and it was affordable. 458 00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:51,080 But also like there's, it's like it's got a lot of, I didn't 459 00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:54,080 realize how many solo travelers were going to Guatemala. 460 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:56,240 I had no idea. It's a huge destination. 461 00:26:57,080 --> 00:27:01,600 A lot of solos, a lot of female travelers that like solo 462 00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:04,560 travelers I met there who were like, I looked up places that 463 00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:07,280 were like, quote UN quote, safe for women to travel, and they 464 00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:08,640 were like, Guatemala was one of them. 465 00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:11,120 So I was like, oh, OK, 'cause I met quite a few that were like, 466 00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:12,720 oh, yeah, I'm here alone. I was like, oh, great. 467 00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:15,240 And then they would meet friends and they would go do activities 468 00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:17,080 together. I was like, oh, that's nice. 469 00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:19,600 Yeah, I wouldn't want to do that 'cause I wouldn't want to be 470 00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:21,080 tied to someone. But that's good for you. 471 00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:24,840 Yeah, good for you. I did. 472 00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:28,520 I did do something a little sacrilegious, which was eat 473 00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:33,920 McDonald's in another country, but I had to. 474 00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:36,880 I was waiting for my bus and it was the only thing there and I 475 00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:40,120 had to charge my phone. Felt like a real trash tourist. 476 00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:44,560 Here's what I will say. The McDonald's there had a full 477 00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:46,520 fountain in it. It was really nice. 478 00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:52,200 It was beautiful. It was, it was beautiful. 479 00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:56,160 That's blowing me away. Now you know how you always 480 00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:58,840 think like, oh, maybe in another country the McDonald's tastes 481 00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:04,160 better was not the case. It was still very and you know, 482 00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:08,640 and here's where I fucked up. I saw they had these other fries 483 00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:11,760 called like pop, like the Papas bravas fries, you know the fries 484 00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:15,880 that are like the wedges. Oh, to mealy. 485 00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:20,320 Yeah, you just, you gotta, if you're going to Mickey DS, get 486 00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:23,920 the thin guys, get the thin Blondie, the classic, they're 487 00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:27,720 always going to It's it's going to satisfy you enough. 488 00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:31,840 However, though I noticed this the other day because I've been 489 00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:39,480 on a weird McDonald's. She's not going. 490 00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:45,240 I've been getting Yeah, but just the French fries. 491 00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:50,400 Just the French fries a couple of times a week, just to feed. 492 00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:52,840 Just to feed Papa. No boycott. 493 00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:56,000 A couple. Oh wait, are we? 494 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:57,200 Boy? Are they are they Biddy? 495 00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:57,920 Are we? Boycott them. 496 00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:00,480 Just. Didn't know that they are. 497 00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:04,800 In the big military tech blowing up birthday loving on so you 498 00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:08,000 gotta fill out with the Mickey bees. 499 00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:12,760 Shit, that's why they keep sending me $0.99 coffees. 500 00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:17,080 Have you noticed their ads getting real tantalizing? 501 00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:22,240 Yeah, the most people they kill, the more they're like, hey, but 502 00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:26,560 the big arch is $6. Don't you love our rapper? 503 00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:31,880 Yeah, but I yeah, I've been going getting some some fries a 504 00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:36,120 couple times a week. Here's what I leave me alone. 505 00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:38,640 Zoom. I know we only have 10 minutes 506 00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:39,720 left. You always do this. 507 00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:42,480 I will. We will not be paying you until 508 00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:48,120 we get we do we get some kind of advertiser in on this, which by 509 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:50,200 the way, no idea when that's happening, but we love all the 510 00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:52,760 listeners. Quite a few listeners, quite a 511 00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:57,240 few listeners to the listen to the most lofi podcast out there 512 00:29:57,240 --> 00:29:58,800 and we're sticking to that, Jill. 513 00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:01,240 Here's what I want to say about that. 514 00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:06,080 I know the inner man in you. That's the Polish. 515 00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:08,800 Just operation up. You want that corporate 516 00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:11,080 sponsorship? So you want the sponsorship? 517 00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:15,600 Off the hook for all of it. Not all of it in terms of doing 518 00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:17,840 it, but in terms of maintenance and. 519 00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:20,440 No, you're right. It's all good. iHeartRadio. 520 00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:22,120 The top left corner would love it. 521 00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:26,440 OK. I know, but as socialists alter 522 00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:27,960 ego. Pirate Radio? 523 00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:31,520 Fart Radio Bitch. Yeah. 524 00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:33,040 Guess what? We don't. 525 00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:35,000 Also don't want bosses. We don't. 526 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:39,240 That's right, this is for us. This is for us, this. 527 00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:41,720 Is for us getting. Back to our roots and guess 528 00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:43,680 what? When we were doing it out of the 529 00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:45,680 other side of your not broken apartment. 530 00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:47,680 We. Were cruising. 531 00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:48,640 I mean, we were. Cruising We. 532 00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:51,200 Did have to do ad spots so I remember. 533 00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:54,280 It was once, it was for Manscape, but it was also kind 534 00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:58,720 of bullshit because because they, instead of paying me, they 535 00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:01,440 sent me a free, I don't care. They're never going to sponsor 536 00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:03,360 me. They sent me a free razor and 537 00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:05,960 we're like, you can do 5 spots for us. 538 00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:09,920 And I was like, for sure. Like it was, yeah, whatever. 539 00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:13,000 But I thought it was, but no, no, this is a pirate radio. 540 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,360 We're all good. I'm chilling anyway. 541 00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:18,040 So a lot of a lot. Oh, here's, here's what I was 542 00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:22,640 going to say. McDonald's is using their own 543 00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:27,240 ketchup. It's not Heinz and it's dog 544 00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:32,560 shit, OK? It's not good, all right? 545 00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:37,640 And it's ruining the French fry experience because I just as 546 00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:44,200 much as I need a salty, freshly fried fry, I need the mix 547 00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:48,640 between. I need it to be a tart hitting 548 00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:54,120 the TI needed to make the the ketchup needs to make your mouth 549 00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:58,360 make the tart. It's got to make that. 550 00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:01,680 And this is all sugar and it's ruining it. 551 00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:04,120 It's like I'm having them. I'm it's like I'm dipping my 552 00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:05,960 fries in a milkshake, which I know some people like doing. 553 00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:07,640 It's a different conversation. That's not what we're doing. 554 00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:12,760 That's dessert. OK, You have that and then you 555 00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:17,000 have half a tub of frosting and then you pass out in the bed. 556 00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:18,760 You know, that reminds me of when I was in college. 557 00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:23,560 One of my friends got so drunk, he came home with a full bag of 558 00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:28,400 Taco Bell and fell asleep on his bed on top of the Taco Bell and 559 00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:31,800 woke up and forgot that he had ordered Taco Bell and then 560 00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:34,280 proceeded to eat the Taco Bell. That is, that's. 561 00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:37,320 So awesome. Yeah, yeah. 562 00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:39,640 Oh, that's kind of my dream night, honestly. 563 00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:44,360 Oh shit. Are traps who dream? 564 00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:48,680 Listen, I am with you. The ketchup really matters. 565 00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:50,600 And guess what also matters in the French fried ketchup 566 00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:52,160 experience? Temperature. 567 00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:56,800 I need 1° below room temp ketchup at. 568 00:32:57,400 --> 00:33:01,320 Least maybe even a little cold. Totally, but if it's too cold 569 00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:04,400 and the French fry is too fresh. It then it's pulling the it's 570 00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:06,920 pulling the heat from the fry. Pulling focus. 571 00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:13,760 Yeah, it's it's. Pulling focus I need. 572 00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:17,840 This is what the people listen for, OK? 573 00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:23,280 This is it's pulling focus. We need the star, OK? 574 00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:27,200 The star of the show is the salted fry. 575 00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:30,760 The hot salted fry. Hot. 576 00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:33,200 Hot. Fresh. 577 00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:34,840 I will wait for fresh. I am now. 578 00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:35,920 I will. I will. 579 00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:38,880 I 100%. I see. 580 00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:41,320 I I see them chilling under the heat lamp. 581 00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:42,720 I go. I go to the I go. 582 00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:43,880 You can go in front of me. Yeah. 583 00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:44,720 Yeah, you can go. I don't. 584 00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:47,280 Know what I want? Yeah, I don't know what I want. 585 00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:50,480 I wish I could request here. I would pay $0.50 more. 586 00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:52,640 If it was like fresh fries, I would. 587 00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:57,240 I would click that fresh fries A. 100% you know that just gave 588 00:33:57,280 --> 00:34:00,240 them they are listening. God damn it, we just gave them a 589 00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:04,000 way to make a lot of money. Because I know 90% of people 590 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,000 will pay that extra. One quick Yep, 10. 591 00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:08,440 Percent. But you're right, it needs to be 592 00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:12,760 the the IT, you know what the the, the ketchup needs to be 593 00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:14,760 chilled the way a red wine is chilled. 594 00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:19,560 Not heavily chilled, but just 100% right. 595 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:25,000 Should be chilled like a potentially a summer pinot. 596 00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:26,840 A summer Pinot. There we go. 597 00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:29,280 Just you want, guys. McDonald's. 598 00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:33,880 We're giving you ideas. You need a a wine fridge for 599 00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:36,360 your ketchup packets. Ketchup. 600 00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:39,199 Chilling. It's actually a genius idea. 601 00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:43,880 Because people will be like, yes, this is. 602 00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:47,320 The they care. But then hear me out, Hear me 603 00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:48,679 out. That's also luxury. 604 00:34:48,679 --> 00:34:52,560 And when someone says luxury, in my mind, in our trailer trash 605 00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:56,960 lines, luxury. Luxury is chilled ketchup 606 00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:59,160 packets. For fresh hot fries. 607 00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:05,040 For fresh hot fries. Not an air maze scarf, not in 608 00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:08,360 Maybach. It is chilled ketchup back. 609 00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:12,120 It's like, I love that you don't know that. 610 00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:16,040 It's a, it's a type of Mercedes that's like really, really 611 00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:18,320 fancy. It's like $500,000. 612 00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:19,560 A lot of rappers and like rich people buy. 613 00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:22,280 Yeah, it's it's stupid. Is there a song about it? 614 00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:26,680 Yeah, Maybach Music, Rick Ross Maybach, you know, he, he like 615 00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:28,080 his label, was called Maybach Music. 616 00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:28,920 Oh of. Course, of course. 617 00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:30,800 Yeah, yeah, yeah, Rick. Ross. 618 00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:33,320 Is he off all those lists? He's good. 619 00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:35,360 I I don't think he was on the list, no. 620 00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:39,600 Did he stuff be sorry? I, you know, I think he is 621 00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:41,840 chill. Hey 'cause I just found out up 622 00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:44,480 here is really bad. Oh yeah, Usher. 623 00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:46,640 Real. Not good. 624 00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:51,440 OK, 'cause I was getting absolutely down to 'cause I'm so 625 00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:54,920 cut. Up some of it is good. 626 00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:58,880 I know, and then I learned that he is potentially a pretty 627 00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:04,640 pedophile, so. I damn we don't have enough 628 00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:06,400 time. Do what? 629 00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:10,480 Someone called and left like a very serious voicemail. 630 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:15,600 OK, first of all, someone just called and said hello. 631 00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:22,840 I need help. Wait, why? 632 00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:32,000 Why isn't it playing? Just Hello. 633 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:32,960 I need help. That's it. 634 00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:37,360 Yeah. I mean, that was two weeks ago. 635 00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:42,440 They're probably dead, but I think they're OK. 636 00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:43,160 They see we're. Very. 637 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,080 Sorry, we had someone call from Florida. 638 00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:52,280 Cliffhanger. They said they think they're a 639 00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:57,440 sociopath. Hey, that's OK, not also so it 640 00:36:57,440 --> 00:36:59,880 has to do bad things. You know, maybe let's let's play 641 00:36:59,880 --> 00:37:01,240 some of this. It'll be a cliffhanger for the 642 00:37:01,240 --> 00:37:03,680 next app because the real ones are listening to the end. 643 00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:10,680 Let's play this I. Am the anonymous caller in 644 00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:18,120 Florida? I believe I need some of my I I 645 00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:20,240 think. I mean, I believe I'm a going to 646 00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:22,320 do that, but I have a tendency to lie. 647 00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:26,120 OK, we. Recently got a couple with my 648 00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:29,160 dad and I hope they don't know what time like I want to do 649 00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:32,320 better but the only time I try to look through another lie 650 00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:34,800 sometimes. OK, alright, why did that turn 651 00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:37,280 off? OK, we got we got more. 652 00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:39,640 But I I'm going to say, let's pause for a second. 653 00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:43,040 I'm going to say right now the fact that you're even self aware 654 00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:47,440 enough to say I keep a lying but I want to get better. 655 00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:49,800 You're not a sociopath. You might be a chronic 656 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:53,800 pathological liar, but. And and. 657 00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:57,960 Just like. Mental health situations is 658 00:37:58,160 --> 00:37:59,800 addressable. Is addressable. 659 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,400 Not dictate the rest of your life. 660 00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:04,920 It's not your fault, OK? It's not your fault. 661 00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:07,440 If your car's got a faulty tire, you don't blame the car just got 662 00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:09,800 a faulty tire. Also, I just want to shout out 663 00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:15,040 as I unpack more of my stuff, defense mechanisms that start in 664 00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:18,040 a really positive way can morph into these things. 665 00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:19,440 Right. Yes, so. 666 00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:22,640 There's a lot of exploration that comes with compulsive and 667 00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:25,400 potentially uncontrollable tendencies. 668 00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:29,680 Like, OK, I'm, I'm reading this. This guy is, I'm gonna, I'm 669 00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:31,920 gonna text him on the line. By the way, this is the hotline, 670 00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:35,760 347-566-9741. I think that's the hotline. 671 00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:42,360 What? It's slower. 34794 Hold on, what 672 00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:43,960 is it 'cause we only have a second left? 673 00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:47,560 Where is this pocket? Dylan, the people need the 674 00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:49,520 number. The people need the number. 675 00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:54,680 It's 347-566-9741. Lil and I will talk about it 676 00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:57,320 'cause we got about. Problems I want to I want to 677 00:38:57,320 --> 00:39:00,040 solve your love issue. We got about 50 seconds left, 678 00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:03,600 but I got to say to the to the fella, it's going to be all 679 00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:06,480 right. Also, we have to end. 680 00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:09,080 I want to apologize to everyone for this going so long. 681 00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:11,840 A lot of things came up in both of our lives, but we're going to 682 00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:13,480 try to get it out once every two weeks again. 683 00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:15,720 But we love you. We we thank you for listening. 684 00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:18,000 And as always, Lily's going to take us out. 685 00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:19,920 What? What do you got to say?