Oh eagle, screeching eagle, how we doing?
I as you can see from my back background, I'm not doing great.
Obviously this is the most I mean we shouldn't even say this
word in the now times. This is the most hostage video
background life. This is hostage, especially with
this with the plastic zipper in the corner that like someone
comes in and out to feed me in. Yes, and like the rumpled no
offense bedspread behind you. So here's what I was going to
say. My room is so cramped that I
don't have anywhere to put this is a Wellness check.
I don't have anywhere to put my laundry that I did last night.
So it's just, I left it there just to show you it's just.
It's just there. It's just, no, it's all in a
sheet, like wrapped up together, like, like Tom Sawyer.
I'm. I'm leaving home.
Yeah, exactly. Are you leaving?
No, I'm here to stay. I'm here to I'm here to use this
new bathroom in about four weeks.
This shit sucks, dude. I I'm living in a prison.
This is this. This would make actually me.
This would tank me. So I want to honor.
I do say I do come in and I go like, and, you know, I'm a
little bit too long for my bed, so that's my dresser right
there. And my feet touch my dresser
every night when I go to sleep. Yeah, it's not.
I left this. I'm gonna move this 'cause I
don't want this to be in the back the entire time.
How you doing, Lil? Give us a Wellness check.
I'll get I'm gonna give you a 2 pronger.
Last night was my a Wellness check because I ate 1/2 can't
very nice 1/2 can of chocolate frosting.
Whoa. Yeah, yeah.
If anyone wasn't watching the video, you needed to watch me on
ceremoniously. Just take all my clothes off my
bed. And also did you?
My glasses were off. Did you moon the camera?
No, I thought. I, I, I looked in the moon, the
camera, even though that's some shit, Uncle George.
George is low. That's some Uncle George shit
for sure. Yeah, hey, check this out.
I told you when we were roofing a house and he he just showed
everyone his Dick. No.
It was so funny. It was so good also.
OK, we'll go back to your Wellness check.
I just got to tell the story real quick.
We're roofing, we finish and when we when we get off the roof
because my because Uncle George used to be a hot tar roofer for
anyone that that is listening and has no idea what we're
talking about, Uncle George is the craziest person in the
world, but also inspiration. So once we got off the roof, he
would change into like his after work clothes as we drove home
and they were Looney Tunes pyjamas.
It was just, but just the pyjama pants, right?
And I guess he didn't put underwear on on front of them
and some guy was talking back to him and he just pulled it down
and it showed his cock. It was.
Oh man, it was so funny. Crazy is that that is not not a
fail proof diffusing. It is, it is kind of a fail
proof. Yeah, as long as it's all men,
it's fail. It is sex crime, all men.
It's cool. Yeah.
It is a good way to to diffuse it.
And by the way, diffuses whether you have a piece or the smallest
Wiener in the world, for sure, either way, 'cause either
someone's like, yo, OK bro, someone's like, yo, like it's
yeah, yes, one guy's like, but yeah, no, no.
I was looking and I thought that my underwear was showing, but it
was just my belt. OK, 'cause with my glasses off
it looked like I was in the middle of a sentence and then
you just. Just showed my ass.
Look, that's not out of I'm not there yet, but that's not
something that wouldn't maybe happen with us just.
Yeah, but no, no, no, no. You you're talking about eating
a full thing of frosting. Yeah.
Tell me about that. Sorry.
Half a thing. My bad, My bad. 3 ounces.
The Wellness check part is so I'm about to start a new work
life routine. Got it.
I got a Nan being job and I'm going to be a bicycle tour guide
for the city of Philadelphia. Everyone clap.
Everyone clap is listening. Yeah, Eagle Screech.
And you still do not have headphones.
I need to send you headphones. I just remembered.
Listen, only one of my Airpods works.
It's like, not a good scene. It's better for the audio, but
it's all good. I'm sorry, I need, I need
sponsor, I need. Sponsorship.
We need sponsorship, but we do we.
We're OK. We will be OK with Apple
sponsorship. Like Skullcandy would sponsor
me. Oh man, you would crush as a
Skullcandy ambassador. With the gummy ends.
Yeah, yeah, skateboarding, all the pads on, falling.
I can't skate without my skullcandies.
You would actually be, you'd be a, you'd be a rollerblader, I
feel like. My gosh, 100%.
Huge rollerblade energy in a good way, like a fun.
Then you like stop on the OR no the back brake.
I could see you on a beach someday in your like mid 40s
really rollerblading and like loving life, like in a way that
is like just so free. Yeah, yeah.
Bliss, bliss. So I'm glad that comes up to
you. And you go, No, I you skating.
This is yeah, I'm skating, skating.
You give them your card, you go. You can call me later.
I'm skating right now. I don't not let you guys in.
Yeah, and they read the card and they're like cat border slash
death doula slash bike board guide slash senior fitness
instructor. Yeah.
And then on the back it goes. I'm at this bar once a week at
7:00 PM. You can try to talk to me then
That's that's it. OK, Dylan, I'm kind of building
my life that way. So I will tell you my down and
then up Wellness track. Yeah, we we still got to finish
what happened with the frosting. Half can of frosting so so I'm
gearing up so I'm trying to get into healthier bedtime routines
which. Sleep hygiene huge.
Huge, huge. Because I'm back on Instagram,
because I have some stuff coming up that you know, you'll need
to, I'll need to promote. We got to promote, yeah.
But day one I'm having Instagram back.
I was on it from 8:00 to 1:00 in the morning.
Yeah, it's catching up. Oh my gosh.
And it's, I can't believe it. And then I did that thing where
it was like 11:30 and I was like, Oh my God, I got to cut
this out. I'll go till 11:45.
It's a pit. It is a pit.
Into NBA highlight reel Instagram territory.
NBA highlight reel. NBA and I am obsessed and I'm
like 2 years late and I know it with Don Chich.
Don Chich. Oh, the the yeah, yeah, whatever
the hell. Yeah, the the Eastern European
guy. He's giant.
God. Oh, because you like him?
Because he's like he big. He doesn't really care.
He just plays the game and then he goes home.
Starts with the ref. He plays some street ball
tactics like I am. I am so down on that.
Anyway, so that happened a couple nights ago.
So I'm like, OK, let me just not do that anymore.
Let. Me ask you a question you're
watching these don't check reels was there ever a fantasy of him
coming home and you being like you did a great job today honey
and like giving him just a a bowl of some kind of Eastern
European food forced yes yeah rubbing his back being like I'm
so proud of you I. Get the Tiger bomb out.
Yeah, it. Actually wasn't.
It was not bump bump. No, no.
It was actually like. Domestic partnership.
Yeah, I want to be 12 years in with that.
Guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know what I mean? And I want him to do this.
I'm like at the stove and I'm making his borscht or whatever.
And then he's like darling, darling, darling, take load off,
fit with me. Sit.
Next to a six foot million guy sick at basketball.
Sick at basketball. He puts his hand on yours and
just leaves it there. Yeah, I have such.
Small hands for my height go like this.
And then I was thinking about how fun it would be to be like
hanging out with him and his friends and then me and my
friends. And then me and my friends are
like, we hang out with him and his friends and my friends are
like, thank you for being with a professional basketball player.
Now we are all. In the professional basketball
player realm, yes. Thank you.
OK, that's yeah, that's so. I'm playing the long game.
I can see it I'm. Going to get sick at basketball.
Oh, you OK? You think the way you get him is
by being good at basketball? Interesting.
Interesting path. But maybe so.
OK, in my mind you're charisma. It looks alone, Dylan.
I have to. In my mind you have the thing of
frosting and on one hand you're swiping and the other hand
you're no spoon, no spoon. No spoon.
Oh God. Then so then so the trade off
was I'm not on Instagram last night but I did house 1/2 a tub
of chocolate frosting. Oh, so in your mind it was
either IG for four hours or half a tub of frosting?
Now here's what's crazy. If it can't be just a normal
healthy night's sleep. No, no, no, no.
You have to. You have to.
Wrong. It has to be.
Yeah, you got to do some bad shit before.
To earn the 11 hours I'm looking.
For exactly. OK, so you're doing great.
Just just summarizing for everyone.
So let's say I'm done housing frosting like 9/15, 9:30 some
reason even though I didn't use a spoon.
OK, I'm sorry. Hold on.
I have to stop. That feels really early for
housing frosting. I don't know why, but if there's
no double digits, if there's those double digits in the time
housing frosting is that. No, you're right. 11:00 PM.
People are like, well. It was 11, it's 11.
All all all forms of self-control have like left the
building. 9:15 So I go to the bathroom, I brush my teeth, but
I don't wash my hands. So then I go back into bed and
wake up this morning and there is basically shit colored.
Lily. Lily.
And I'm like. No, institutionalized for a
second. You went without scratching my
ass off. Yeah, I figure my own ass.
And then? Also the cats and you know, I
just got all crazy. So for like 12 seconds this
morning I was. Like.
I'm scared. I'm scared about what it means
for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then do I have early dementia?
Then you get a smell test, which we all do.
There you go. Hold on a second.
And. Then I remember.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's oh, oh, oh, that's
what happened. The three O's oh, oh, oh, OK.
I'm not crazy. I haven't lost it.
I'm not, I'm not crazy. I'm just like not totally well
and then this and then today my Wellness check which is
positive. Got it.
Get Ronnie got my little breakfast, doing my little, my
little computer time, you know, get my life together.
I had a thing I had to do. I should be doing today.
It's a social thing. Got it.
I was a good person. I would do it and then I thought
to myself, I don't want to do it and I'm not and I feel muhoric.
My whole day just opened up. Hey, guess what?
Welcome to your 30's. The sun.
The sun is shining. Yeah, the weather's beautiful.
It's always 70°. It's crazy just to be like, I
gotta do that. You don't have to do it.
You. Don't have to do it.
No one, no one's going to say crap.
I don't need to explain myself. I don't need a good reason.
That's why being 30 rules, you don't need a good reason.
You don't need an excuse. I don't want to do it.
You're basically practicing consent with yourself.
For sure there are some people that if you if you straight
upside of them. I don't want to do this.
It might. It.
Might not see 30s is realizing that you don't have to do
anything but also realizing how to have tact when not doing it.
But I'm not doing that because someone says it once.
I'm like OK it depends. Like, let's say someone's like,
let's all go do karaoke. You go, I'm not doing that.
They're like, come on, be funny. You go, I'm not doing it, OK?
And you go, I've said, yeah, I've lived long enough that
that's the line in the sand I'm drawing.
And and then people will go, OK, that's fine.
Yeah. And then you have to accept that
you won't get another invite maybe.
And guess what? I'm that's what I want.
Yeah. Yeah.
Godspeed. Salute.
But yeah, you could do a little, you know, but also everyone in
the 30s understands I'm not feeling well because because
none of us are ever feeling great, so.
Who's feeling good? Who?
I mean, who is feeling good? Without gastrointestinal issues,
lower back issues, side problems, allergies.
Shingles. Shingles, and I mean it is
non-stop. It's non-stop.
When you meet someone who's like but OK.
I actually know one person who is also easily the most
regimented, antisocial and deeply strict person I know, and
I like them so much. Yeah, me too.
Big old person in my life that is such a well oiled machine
because they're like that, that they don't have these problems
and I'm not willing to live like that.
I don't. Yeah.
I don't want to. I don't.
Want to? I could maybe I have to not be
in a city. Well.
If I'm out in the forest, it's like, OK, yeah, I'm going to
live like this, but OK. So you've had quite a so the.
Good. Quite a 16 hours.
You've had quite a 16 hours. I thought I fingered my own.
Butt hole. And I cancelled plans.
Which by the way, logically that follows if if anyone thought
that they would immediately be like I have to cancel my plans,
I'm unwell, I need to, I need to look at you could have actually
just said that as the excuse. Hey, I can't make.
Hey girl, I really. I can't make it.
Today I woke up. I thought I figured my own ass.
I got to take care of myself and everyone would be like, like,
all good. We've been there, been there.
Everyone would give you the dad thumbs up.
Just take care of yourself. Yeah.
Quick question mark. Yeah.
Oh, man. And.
Then I wanted to present, I wanted to present two things to
you. I am.
I'm here for it. Because you're in a bit of a
period, your home and your spirit is in a transformation
period it. Is even though I will say the
the trip I went on very, very reviving.
OK. I would definitely need to hear
about that. And then let's let's hear it.
Let's let's hear your prescriptions, Miss Poopy Hands,
OK? I to your point about living in
a city I actually am after my lease is up, I'm thinking I'm
going to try to live somewhere crazy like Sedona or Milwaukee
or like the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.
Like, I just want to live Savannah.
Going to be real, when you said Upper Peninsula for the first
half of that sentence, I had no idea where you were talking
about. But yeah, that's a good sign.
I've been thinking about leaving the country dude.
For sure, but I can commit that. You know why?
I know, I know, I know. With visa stuff.
Yeah, and you can't pull a RIP cord.
I can't. You can't be a Bosnian.
Pull the RIP cord. No, and my umbilical cord is
still pretty attached to my. Parents.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is fine.
That's fine. Like, for some reason, San
Diego, even though that was as far away as like, let's say,
Ireland would be, was just like, well.
Completely forgot you lived in San Diego.
Bro. Yeah, what a life.
Bro, it's funny now having almost six years of perspective
on it because I was living at home with both of my brothers,
two dogs, a cat and my parents and it, you know, like, of
course I moved across, of course I moved.
Across. Yeah, 100%.
You moved across? Yeah.
With no thought and it. Was a good idea.
It was a good idea. It was good for it was good.
Yeah, something's happened that were out of your control, but it
was good overall. I I do think maybe an irate an
Ireland moment could happen. But you're right.
I think you would just wanna, there's a difference between
like, yeah, going somewhere else in the country and it's hard.
Ireland, I thought about Ireland a lot.
They are saying no to Americans. They have tightened those
restrictions up like. A lot of, really, they have.
We got it. We get.
Yeah, we get it. We.
Get it? We don't want us either.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we, we had, no
one is really feeling this right now.
I will say when I travel abroad, I always get worried that people
are going to be like, are you one of those?
But here's the thing, one of those they don't travel abroad
and if they do, they're going to like a five star resort and you
can just tell immediately. So I've actually, I'm actually
now I don't have to tell people that I'm Canadian.
I'm just like, I'm not one of those that people love to talk
about it. Hey, how do you think I go?
It's hell. Well, I'm not, I'm not happy.
What do you mean? It's as bad as it looks.
Yeah. OK.
So you hit need a goodwill in the checks and you said you're
thinking about moving. I feel that.
Let me just throw you where I'm at already.
We saw the laundry on my bed. We see where I'm living.
This is what it's like in my head as well right now.
Just a little trapped. The other day I did look up how
to become a data center electrician.
I just, I did just look up the path just as a just like, no,
but here's the thing. I knew you were going to be
upset about that because we're we're inside the data centers,
but don't we want someone on the inside in case we need to shut
off Skynet? Dog, the minute that $118,000
check hits your your bank account, you're not doing shit
on the inside. I go I'm the richest person in
the God damn country for a for 118 KA very a salary that most
people in New York are literally at the poverty line can.
I tell you a very real moment I had I don't mind being poor.
I really don't. And it's.
Great to be. So poor that like $60,000 would
be huge. Huge, huge and.
My quality of life would skyrocket.
Yeah. So I was looking at those
numbers, especially if I want to move somewhere.
It does have to be Philly's. Really nice and affordable but
still getting 1 crazy. So I was looking at places that
would reasonably be a lot cheaper.
The federal poverty line is $53,000.
No, it's not. Really.
Yes, it is because the averages of San Francisco, Washington DC,
New York City. Oh, they boosted up.
All of these places, because in DC it is like $1.20 is right
there. Damn really?
Yes, I thought it was like 30. Wow.
Dog. Bro.
For a single person. For a single person, yeah.
Well, no. Look who's?
Look who's talking. Yeah, Matt single.
Matt single. Yeah.
Anyway, OK, keep going. So yeah, date electrician.
Date electrician, Date inside electrician.
It takes five years, by the way. You have to be like a 'cause you
have to do apprenticeship, which you make money while you're
doing it, and then you get to be something called a journeyman,
which I don't really know what that is, but it's a great title,
A journeyman, yeah. Like a lineman.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Journeyman electrician.
There's I think there's going to be a bit of a, a blue collar
renaissance because those are the only jobs that as cause as
someone in this, in this article I read said they haven't taught
AI how to turn a wrench yet. And I was like, I like that.
I like that. Also just the plug.
Really tight unions. Yeah, great unions, very in
favor of that Local 32 JF or whatever the hell that yeah.
Yeah, funded by the Irish mob, but we're all.
Yes, I would love to have a Union sweater.
That would elevate your looks so much.
There are some there, yeah. The thing is, these
electricians, they do make a lot of money.
Yeah. HVAC, yeah.
So that's just in. These terrific people in this
country. Yeah, low key.
And when and when you need them, you're at a lot.
You go do whatever. Go do.
Whatever you need. The guy you could be like, I
need you to change a pipe. I need to change a pipe.
The guy's like, it's gonna cost $1200.
You're like, yeah, OK, whatever. Just just please, please.
I don't want. Small shit in my house.
I can't do it. Yeah.
So that's, that's just where my head's at now that I'm gonna do
it. But it's just, it's just in the
background, you know, New things in the background, of course.
Yeah, 'cause I just see where I know.
Yeah. Anyway, what was your, what was
your 'cause you're thinking about leaving the city.
Yeah. I'm thinking about leaving
city's period, OK, like I think I'm transitioning out of city
time of my life and into like I would love the woods to be right
there. But I also am a person that
needs people. So I'm trying to figure out good
locations that are like like part of me is Burlington, Vt.
It won't be that, but like, what's a little city in a bigger
thing that I want? So I still have Thai food and a
movie theater, you know, like I still want the.
You thinking like Portland Seattle kind of vibes?
Talk about I'm no, I need cheap. Cheapo outside of Portland.
Yeah, OK, Sedona's. Sedona's really.
That may be a lot. You're going to get like the the
raspy voice. Yeah, and all the chunky
turquoise. Yeah, yeah.
So I feel like Sedona, once you go Sedona, you don't really.
You can't come back. Sedona, a area 51, is climbed in
the neighborhood and two very dropped veil energy out there.
Dropped veil. Oh, Dylan, what's drop veil?
OK, so there is a veil between this existence.
And this, OK, I'm gonna be honest, I thought drop veil was
like, like, you were at the altar and you dropped the veil
and we're like, I can't do this to you right away.
OK honestly so don't have that vibe too of brides who are like
can't do this I'm out. I'm.
Going to sit I I got to go to the another realm.
So yeah, OK, what? Tell me about your trip because.
It was It was sick. Hiked a mountain, met a lot of
cool people. Everyone was young.
That was great. Everyone was my age.
Good energy, great time. Guatemala, very, very, very cool
country, very welcoming people and it was affordable.
But also like there's, it's like it's got a lot of, I didn't
realize how many solo travelers were going to Guatemala.
I had no idea. It's a huge destination.
A lot of solos, a lot of female travelers that like solo
travelers I met there who were like, I looked up places that
were like, quote UN quote, safe for women to travel, and they
were like, Guatemala was one of them.
So I was like, oh, OK, 'cause I met quite a few that were like,
oh, yeah, I'm here alone. I was like, oh, great.
And then they would meet friends and they would go do activities
together. I was like, oh, that's nice.
Yeah, I wouldn't want to do that 'cause I wouldn't want to be
tied to someone. But that's good for you.
Yeah, good for you. I did.
I did do something a little sacrilegious, which was eat
McDonald's in another country, but I had to.
I was waiting for my bus and it was the only thing there and I
had to charge my phone. Felt like a real trash tourist.
Here's what I will say. The McDonald's there had a full
fountain in it. It was really nice.
It was beautiful. It was, it was beautiful.
That's blowing me away. Now you know how you always
think like, oh, maybe in another country the McDonald's tastes
better was not the case. It was still very and you know,
and here's where I fucked up. I saw they had these other fries
called like pop, like the Papas bravas fries, you know the fries
that are like the wedges. Oh, to mealy.
Yeah, you just, you gotta, if you're going to Mickey DS, get
the thin guys, get the thin Blondie, the classic, they're
always going to It's it's going to satisfy you enough.
However, though I noticed this the other day because I've been
on a weird McDonald's. She's not going.
I've been getting Yeah, but just the French fries.
Just the French fries a couple of times a week, just to feed.
Just to feed Papa. No boycott.
A couple. Oh wait, are we?
Boy? Are they are they Biddy?
Are we? Boycott them.
Just. Didn't know that they are.
In the big military tech blowing up birthday loving on so you
gotta fill out with the Mickey bees.
Shit, that's why they keep sending me $0.99 coffees.
Have you noticed their ads getting real tantalizing?
Yeah, the most people they kill, the more they're like, hey, but
the big arch is $6. Don't you love our rapper?
Yeah, but I yeah, I've been going getting some some fries a
couple times a week. Here's what I leave me alone.
Zoom. I know we only have 10 minutes
left. You always do this.
I will. We will not be paying you until
we get we do we get some kind of advertiser in on this, which by
the way, no idea when that's happening, but we love all the
listeners. Quite a few listeners, quite a
few listeners to the listen to the most lofi podcast out there
and we're sticking to that, Jill.
Here's what I want to say about that.
I know the inner man in you. That's the Polish.
Just operation up. You want that corporate
sponsorship? So you want the sponsorship?
Off the hook for all of it. Not all of it in terms of doing
it, but in terms of maintenance and.
No, you're right. It's all good. iHeartRadio.
The top left corner would love it.
OK. I know, but as socialists alter
ego. Pirate Radio?
Fart Radio Bitch. Yeah.
Guess what? We don't.
Also don't want bosses. We don't.
That's right, this is for us. This is for us, this.
Is for us getting. Back to our roots and guess
what? When we were doing it out of the
other side of your not broken apartment.
We. Were cruising.
I mean, we were. Cruising We.
Did have to do ad spots so I remember.
It was once, it was for Manscape, but it was also kind
of bullshit because because they, instead of paying me, they
sent me a free, I don't care. They're never going to sponsor
me. They sent me a free razor and
we're like, you can do 5 spots for us.
And I was like, for sure. Like it was, yeah, whatever.
But I thought it was, but no, no, this is a pirate radio.
We're all good. I'm chilling anyway.
So a lot of a lot. Oh, here's, here's what I was
going to say. McDonald's is using their own
ketchup. It's not Heinz and it's dog
shit, OK? It's not good, all right?
And it's ruining the French fry experience because I just as
much as I need a salty, freshly fried fry, I need the mix
between. I need it to be a tart hitting
the TI needed to make the the ketchup needs to make your mouth
make the tart. It's got to make that.
And this is all sugar and it's ruining it.
It's like I'm having them. I'm it's like I'm dipping my
fries in a milkshake, which I know some people like doing.
It's a different conversation. That's not what we're doing.
That's dessert. OK, You have that and then you
have half a tub of frosting and then you pass out in the bed.
You know, that reminds me of when I was in college.
One of my friends got so drunk, he came home with a full bag of
Taco Bell and fell asleep on his bed on top of the Taco Bell and
woke up and forgot that he had ordered Taco Bell and then
proceeded to eat the Taco Bell. That is, that's.
So awesome. Yeah, yeah.
Oh, that's kind of my dream night, honestly.
Oh shit. Are traps who dream?
Listen, I am with you. The ketchup really matters.
And guess what also matters in the French fried ketchup
experience? Temperature.
I need 1° below room temp ketchup at.
Least maybe even a little cold. Totally, but if it's too cold
and the French fry is too fresh. It then it's pulling the it's
pulling the heat from the fry. Pulling focus.
Yeah, it's it's. Pulling focus I need.
This is what the people listen for, OK?
This is it's pulling focus. We need the star, OK?
The star of the show is the salted fry.
The hot salted fry. Hot.
Fresh.
I will wait for fresh. I am now.
I will. I will.
I 100%. I see.
I I see them chilling under the heat lamp.
I go. I go to the I go.
You can go in front of me. Yeah.
Yeah, you can go. I don't.
Know what I want? Yeah, I don't know what I want.
I wish I could request here. I would pay $0.50 more.
If it was like fresh fries, I would.
I would click that fresh fries A. 100% you know that just gave
them they are listening. God damn it, we just gave them a
way to make a lot of money. Because I know 90% of people
will pay that extra. One quick Yep, 10.
Percent. But you're right, it needs to be
the the IT, you know what the the, the ketchup needs to be
chilled the way a red wine is chilled.
Not heavily chilled, but just 100% right.
Should be chilled like a potentially a summer pinot.
A summer Pinot. There we go.
Just you want, guys. McDonald's.
We're giving you ideas. You need a a wine fridge for
your ketchup packets. Ketchup.
Chilling. It's actually a genius idea.
Because people will be like, yes, this is.
The they care. But then hear me out, Hear me
out. That's also luxury.
And when someone says luxury, in my mind, in our trailer trash
lines, luxury. Luxury is chilled ketchup
packets. For fresh hot fries.
Not an air maze scarf, not in
Maybach. It is chilled ketchup back.
It's like, I love that you don't know that.
It's a, it's a type of Mercedes that's like really, really
fancy. It's like $500,000.
A lot of rappers and like rich people buy.
Yeah, it's it's stupid. Is there a song about it?
Yeah, Maybach Music, Rick Ross Maybach, you know, he, he like
his label, was called Maybach Music.
Oh of. Course, of course.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Rick. Ross.
Is he off all those lists? He's good.
I I don't think he was on the list, no.
Did he stuff be sorry? I, you know, I think he is
chill. Hey 'cause I just found out up
here is really bad. Oh yeah, Usher.
Real. Not good.
OK, 'cause I was getting absolutely down to 'cause I'm so
cut. Up some of it is good.
I know, and then I learned that he is potentially a pretty
pedophile, so. I damn we don't have enough
time. Do what?
Someone called and left like a very serious voicemail.
OK, first of all, someone just called and said hello.
I need help. Wait, why?
Why isn't it playing? Just Hello.
I need help. That's it.
Yeah. I mean, that was two weeks ago.
They're probably dead, but I think they're OK.
They see we're. Very.
Sorry, we had someone call from Florida.
Cliffhanger. They said they think they're a
sociopath. Hey, that's OK, not also so it
has to do bad things. You know, maybe let's let's play
some of this. It'll be a cliffhanger for the
next app because the real ones are listening to the end.
Let's play this I. Am the anonymous caller in
Florida? I believe I need some of my I I
think. I mean, I believe I'm a going to
do that, but I have a tendency to lie.
OK, we. Recently got a couple with my
dad and I hope they don't know what time like I want to do
better but the only time I try to look through another lie
sometimes. OK, alright, why did that turn
off? OK, we got we got more.
But I I'm going to say, let's pause for a second.
I'm going to say right now the fact that you're even self aware
enough to say I keep a lying but I want to get better.
You're not a sociopath. You might be a chronic
pathological liar, but. And and.
Just like. Mental health situations is
addressable. Is addressable.
Not dictate the rest of your life.
It's not your fault, OK? It's not your fault.
If your car's got a faulty tire, you don't blame the car just got
a faulty tire. Also, I just want to shout out
as I unpack more of my stuff, defense mechanisms that start in
a really positive way can morph into these things.
Right. Yes, so.
There's a lot of exploration that comes with compulsive and
potentially uncontrollable tendencies.
Like, OK, I'm, I'm reading this. This guy is, I'm gonna, I'm
gonna text him on the line. By the way, this is the hotline,
347-566-9741. I think that's the hotline.
What? It's slower. 34794 Hold on, what
is it 'cause we only have a second left?
Where is this pocket? Dylan, the people need the
number. The people need the number.
It's 347-566-9741. Lil and I will talk about it
'cause we got about. Problems I want to I want to
solve your love issue. We got about 50 seconds left,
but I got to say to the to the fella, it's going to be all
right. Also, we have to end.
I want to apologize to everyone for this going so long.
A lot of things came up in both of our lives, but we're going to
try to get it out once every two weeks again.
But we love you. We we thank you for listening.
And as always, Lily's going to take us out.
What? What do you got to say?