1 00:00:00,840 --> 00:00:08,240 Oh my. God, yeah, that's right. 2 00:00:08,400 --> 00:00:10,360 Wait, where's the audio? Why can't I hear you? 3 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:15,480 You can't hear me. What is? 4 00:00:15,680 --> 00:00:17,400 Why can we never? Why? 5 00:00:18,080 --> 00:00:20,600 And the pod has started, by the way, because we have, we have 6 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:22,560 the 35 minutes. OK, hold on. 7 00:00:22,680 --> 00:00:24,680 Got me, got me. I got you. 8 00:00:24,960 --> 00:00:29,600 I got you, I got you like big bucks and I cannot lie, Lily, 9 00:00:31,160 --> 00:00:36,360 Lily has the nice the how we doing. 10 00:00:37,320 --> 00:00:40,200 I have to. I got you hung out with Duncan 11 00:00:40,200 --> 00:00:44,480 for approximately 12 minutes and now you are dressed like this. 12 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:46,560 Woo. I'm. 13 00:00:46,640 --> 00:00:48,880 Going to Costa Rica next week and this is what I'm wearing for 14 00:00:48,880 --> 00:00:51,480 two weeks, baby. This is wild. 15 00:00:51,480 --> 00:00:54,440 The shirt is crazy. This is Duncan's shirt, by the 16 00:00:54,440 --> 00:00:55,840 way. Yeah, you know that. 17 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:58,920 Wow, honestly. OK, well, listen, this is a solo 18 00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:00,000 trip, right? To Costa. 19 00:01:00,080 --> 00:01:02,920 Rica trip, yeah, with other people, with other groups, but 20 00:01:03,120 --> 00:01:04,720 OK. 'Cause pura Vida. 21 00:01:04,920 --> 00:01:07,040 Pura Vida. Yeah, huge Wellness check. 22 00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:09,640 By the way, going to Costa Rica to hike through the forest for 23 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:13,800 two weeks? Huge. 24 00:01:14,360 --> 00:01:16,040 Let's talk about it. Let's dive right in. 25 00:01:16,320 --> 00:01:20,440 Booked it in October. OK, That means that means three 26 00:01:20,440 --> 00:01:22,640 months in advance I went, I'm going to need this. 27 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:29,360 And I mean, I was right on the money. 28 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:31,000 I was. You were on the. 29 00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:33,960 Money. Right on the money. 30 00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:38,000 You are, and let's talk about what you hope to in a realistic 31 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:39,120 way. In a realistic way. 32 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:43,160 What you hope to experience on this trip. 33 00:01:44,040 --> 00:01:46,920 I'm going to be fully transparent because that's what 34 00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:49,840 we are in the show. We're transparent, we're open, 35 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:51,080 and that's. Almost to a fault. 36 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:54,440 Almost to a fault. Oh no, fully to a fault, but. 37 00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:56,080 Past fault. It's too rough. 38 00:01:56,760 --> 00:01:59,320 The fault line, the San Andreas line has been passed. 39 00:01:59,560 --> 00:02:02,240 We're on the other side. We're falling into the earth. 40 00:02:02,240 --> 00:02:06,080 But someone has to do this to make other people feel, look, 41 00:02:06,080 --> 00:02:09,039 you hear this and you go, it's, it's not just me. 42 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:14,920 People listen and go, OK, We're all it's I, I mean, I honestly 43 00:02:14,920 --> 00:02:19,320 have, I have so many things. To say OK, what if for the first 44 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:25,400 time we put timers on topics? Timers on topics OK anytime you 45 00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:28,280 know what we'll we'll we'll try really hard not to are. 46 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:33,080 You wearing a pinky ring? Oh my God. 47 00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:36,680 Wellness check #2 what the hell is that? 48 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:40,400 Pinky ring. I found it. 49 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:43,360 I found it in my drawer and you know what? 50 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:46,400 This actually has a story that is a little too personal that I 51 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:49,440 don't want to say on air. OK, I'm sorry for yupping your 52 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:51,520 Yum, I'm on. My period and. 53 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:54,000 I want to kill a man. I want to kill a man. 54 00:02:55,080 --> 00:02:57,400 No, it's pretty funny. But if I told, if I told you why 55 00:02:57,400 --> 00:02:59,400 I put it on, you would start crying. 56 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:02,040 And we don't and we do not have time for that. 57 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:03,080 I'm already. Crying. 58 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:07,120 We do not have time for that. It reminded me of a time in my 59 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:08,440 life that I would like to feel again. 60 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:12,800 Put it on, went to sleep, all. Right. 61 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:13,680 I respect that. I respect. 62 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:16,080 But they do. That's what the show is about. 63 00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:20,360 All all honesty, transparency. We're we're, we're fully just 64 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:25,080 like this is this is humans moving through life just and 65 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:27,280 just putting it out there. Yeah, and. 66 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:31,480 Now more than ever, now more than ever, do we not need a show 67 00:03:31,480 --> 00:03:37,160 like this with absolutely 0 politicos and just, I mean, the 68 00:03:37,160 --> 00:03:39,640 things that I mean, I'm getting hot just thinking about what's 69 00:03:39,640 --> 00:03:42,640 going. On me too, it's It's clobbering 70 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:48,560 time. It's Rocket. 71 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:50,760 It's clobbering. That actually might be the name 72 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:52,120 in the episode. It's clobbering time. 73 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:57,320 Okay, hold on, hold on. Okay, what was I expecting? 74 00:03:57,320 --> 00:04:00,360 Okay #1 let's do, let's do, let's do a positive Wellness 75 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:01,960 check, okay? Yeah. 76 00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:05,080 Behind me. A collage. 77 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:08,560 Is a vision board. I've never done that in my life 78 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:12,920 because I was embarrassed and I thought it was stupid. 79 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:15,400 Another word. Another word I won't use right 80 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:16,839 now because it's not progressive. 81 00:04:17,160 --> 00:04:20,160 OK, thank you. I felt you wanting to say it 82 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:23,000 you. Felt you felt the IT forming in 83 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:28,600 the no no. Totally, totally. 84 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:30,080 You live in one of the most progressive cities in the 85 00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:36,720 country. They built the Wassan, Yes, but 86 00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:38,040 yeah. But I but I did it. 87 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:41,640 I'm moving past those fears of being because you know what it 88 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:42,840 is? It's just a fear of being 89 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:45,360 authentic. It's a fear of being vulnerable 90 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:48,400 and. Not for toxic masculinity wins. 91 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:52,880 There are some there are some quotes on there that I'd be 92 00:04:52,880 --> 00:04:55,720 embarrassed when someone saw, but it's whatever, OK? 93 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:56,720 Like. What there's? 94 00:04:57,040 --> 00:04:59,440 Give me the goods, God. Oh no, not give. 95 00:04:59,440 --> 00:05:04,720 Me the goods. Discipline and consistency, OK, 96 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:05,800 OK. That, that, that, that OK. 97 00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:07,040 That was a cop out. That was a cop out. 98 00:05:07,160 --> 00:05:09,560 That was a cop out. That was some pussy ass shit. 99 00:05:09,960 --> 00:05:15,440 Doors are opening for me, that one, OK, there's this one is 100 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:19,080 really embarrassing, this one, but I'm going to say it. 101 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:22,160 I'm I just, I saw it and was like, you know what? 102 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:24,320 Yeah, Tell. Me. 103 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:25,680 Tell me. Read it. 104 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:29,240 It's a quote that says, I don't know, I just have this weird 105 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:30,920 feeling that it's all going to work out for me. 106 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:36,720 Did you see the booger that left my nose? 107 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:40,920 Oh my God, cringe. But. 108 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:43,640 Cringe but whatever dude. No, I was. 109 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:46,240 I was feeling it that night I. Love it. 110 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:49,840 And of course, a lot of OK, so here's the thing I do. 111 00:05:49,880 --> 00:05:53,600 I was introduced to Pinterest. Like recently. 112 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:57,960 Yeah, I always welcome King. I know I'd always heard of it. 113 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:01,000 Didn't know what this shit was. I thought it was just a bunch of 114 00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:03,880 random pictures that I don't. I honestly didn't know what it 115 00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:05,880 was. And then someone told me you can 116 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:08,280 use it for, for, for mood boarding and vision boarding. 117 00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:13,520 And let me tell you, I got a lot of Seinfeld quotes on there a 118 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:15,560 lot. And they're great. 119 00:06:16,040 --> 00:06:17,720 They're great. There's one of George that says, 120 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:21,320 just says I need to get out of the city and I'm like, and he's 121 00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:24,360 got the goggles on. Yeah. 122 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:26,320 I mean, they're, they're amazing. 123 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:28,760 But. OK, made the vision that's a 124 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:32,320 good that's a good positive Wellness check Costa Rica we 125 00:06:32,320 --> 00:06:37,920 already talked about. I have a few others concerning 126 00:06:37,920 --> 00:06:38,960 one tell. Me. 127 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:50,080 I've started getting ads for 1/6 scale model V8 engines and I'm 128 00:06:50,680 --> 00:06:54,320 I'm really close to to buying. One the itch. 129 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:56,720 The Itch. And they use gas and they're 130 00:06:56,720 --> 00:06:58,640 water cooled. It's like a working engine. 131 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:02,240 And they, and by the way, they cost hundreds of dollars. 132 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:05,280 No, no, one of them's like $1500. 133 00:07:05,520 --> 00:07:08,960 And I look at it and I go, I think that would be the best use 134 00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:11,920 of money I've ever like done in my life. 135 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:15,120 Because you want to build you. The Lego is the gateway drive. 136 00:07:15,120 --> 00:07:17,160 The Lego is the. Lego is the gateway. 137 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:22,440 Operative 2 scale but miniature scale Grand Central Station in 138 00:07:22,440 --> 00:07:23,040 your. Room. 139 00:07:23,480 --> 00:07:27,720 Oh, and I would be. I'd be happy. 140 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:29,640 Wouldn't you be over the moon? Wouldn't that be your? 141 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:31,880 Sanctuary. It would be my sanctuary and if 142 00:07:31,880 --> 00:07:37,440 someone came in and tried to carry and you already know, I'd 143 00:07:37,440 --> 00:07:40,720 have a board that followed the actual train times in the Rio 144 00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:42,760 Grand Central. You would sync up. 145 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:45,800 You would somehow hack into the mainframe of Grand Central 146 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:51,680 Station's operator. Yeah, doing this, that's where 147 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:52,880 I'm at. So I just. 148 00:07:53,320 --> 00:07:54,840 You know, we've talked about this before. 149 00:07:55,320 --> 00:07:58,640 I there's different eras that you know, how everyone does the 150 00:07:58,640 --> 00:08:00,800 thing where they're like, I would love to live in the 19, 151 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:03,080 whatever. And you're always just like, OK, 152 00:08:03,080 --> 00:08:09,280 but most of the time. But yes, I understand. 153 00:08:09,360 --> 00:08:12,440 What you're saying? But yeah, every time there's 154 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:15,800 always like a white guy saying that and you're like, but, you 155 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:16,480 know. Why? 156 00:08:17,480 --> 00:08:19,800 That one, yeah. Why the why antebellum? 157 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:21,480 You know what that means, right? You. 158 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:26,080 Don't antebellum love to have been there when like, yeah, I. 159 00:08:26,240 --> 00:08:26,560 Can't. Yeah. 160 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:28,520 When, when, When. When women were property. 161 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:30,280 Anyway. What? 162 00:08:30,280 --> 00:08:32,880 The dresses were really pretty. The dresses and you know what I 163 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:37,600 have to say, the older I get and the lower parts of my body go, I 164 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:43,360 do yearn for the yanking and the and the and even the leg stuff. 165 00:08:43,360 --> 00:08:45,480 They were working with some crazy shit. 166 00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:49,480 What leg stuff were they doing? Girders and girders and girders. 167 00:08:49,520 --> 00:08:53,080 And girders as well. It was just like, you know, you, 168 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:57,000 you get the when you even I like sometimes wear a corset. 169 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:58,400 I'd be like, OK, I'm like locked in. 170 00:08:58,520 --> 00:09:02,480 This is it's time to be. It's like that's. 171 00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:06,240 I'm sorry, with the hat, it's crazy. 172 00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:12,200 OK, but can I just say it's? Kind of working. 173 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:16,840 It's cunty and it's good. It works like I I need to. 174 00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:19,400 Take one cut down photo on in Costa. 175 00:09:19,680 --> 00:09:22,280 Rica, let's have a Kiki. I want to have a Kiki. 176 00:09:22,280 --> 00:09:23,760 Lock the door. It's working. 177 00:09:23,840 --> 00:09:27,760 Let's have a Kiki. If you guys aren't watching the 178 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:31,280 YouTube, what are you doing right now 'cause this is 179 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:35,160 actually I upload the video to Spotify, so you guys can watch 180 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:37,680 that too, but that lasts 30 seconds that was. 181 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:43,200 Wow, wow. I just dude, I was meant to be a 182 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:47,760 dad, not even not even having this child that will come at 183 00:09:47,760 --> 00:09:50,440 some point, but just the era, the dad era. 184 00:09:50,680 --> 00:09:52,840 You're so ready. And we and we talked about this 185 00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:59,320 like I know our 20s, we were like, well, be cool. 186 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:02,640 Like, you know, buy clothes that aren't util whatever. 187 00:10:02,640 --> 00:10:08,080 Like, no, none of that. Becoming middle-aged adults. 188 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:11,120 We're right at the beginning. It's like the first day of 189 00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:13,240 school. I'm getting my syllabus and it's 190 00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:19,720 like build models, OK watch, watch documentaries, wear hats 191 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:21,920 like this by the way. The trailer goes. 192 00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:27,240 I'm not. I don't want to get Yeah, no. 193 00:10:27,520 --> 00:10:35,720 No, no, I do have to say I really it's funny to be also I I 194 00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:39,520 will not be a mom biologically. That's not my point, however. 195 00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:42,400 And guess what? We love that clarity. 196 00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:46,520 Biggest clarity out of my late 20s, which is just like, I need 197 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:50,480 to stop wondering and just trust that my body is telling me the 198 00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:52,200 right things, which is telling me nothing. 199 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:54,120 I don't want it. And guess what? 200 00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:56,760 And here's I'm going to pop off for a second and then I'll come 201 00:10:56,760 --> 00:10:58,960 back on topic. Pop off. 202 00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:04,560 I plead with your listeners who do trend hetero ladies for some 203 00:11:04,560 --> 00:11:09,120 unknown reason. My favorite thing is an is an 204 00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:12,880 extremely hetero lady bemoaning the fact that she's had her. 205 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:19,160 Is mostly ladies, mostly not her. 206 00:11:19,160 --> 00:11:24,160 Ladies, please stop telling women who say they don't want 207 00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:26,640 kids that they'd be so good. At it. 208 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:30,280 Yeah, yeah, yeah. That is the weirdest. 209 00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:36,040 It's weird. Weakest, most annoying thing to 210 00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:40,480 say to somebody who thought about it so hard has had to go 211 00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:41,640 through. I don't know. 212 00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:43,040 How long have people been people? 213 00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:48,480 Hundreds of thousands of years. Let's say a buck 70,000 years. 214 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:49,720 Let's. Say $1.70. 215 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,560 Let's say $1.70. Hey boss, can I get the coffee 216 00:11:52,560 --> 00:11:55,880 for $1.70? Just just just to, to finish up 217 00:11:55,880 --> 00:12:00,360 my being a being a dad thing. One the other day I heard 218 00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:02,560 someone call someone else Boss and for the first time in my 219 00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:04,880 life I went, yeah, that actually works. 220 00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:06,280 Which which? Which? 221 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:09,920 I used to think it was dumb and now I'm like boss Boss might be 222 00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:12,800 making its way into the lexicon. Boss Chief. 223 00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:16,120 Chief is I love Chief. Chief is great. 224 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:17,960 How are? You, chief. 225 00:12:18,440 --> 00:12:22,360 What's going on, Chief? It's saying I respect you. 226 00:12:22,360 --> 00:12:24,080 Hey, I'm up in your power right now. 227 00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:28,400 Yeah, I see you. OK, so that's what I so like. 228 00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:31,480 Just trust that if I'm telling you I don't want kids, I've gone 229 00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:35,440 through all of the buck 70 years of thought and urge in. $1.70 230 00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:38,240 I've gone through it. You don't need to you, you don't 231 00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:41,920 need to encourage me by telling me how good of a person I am 232 00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:45,720 'cause it kind of that kind of subtextually says like you're 233 00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:48,960 let you, like you thought you couldn't do it. 234 00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:53,280 Yeah, and also, isn't that the literal sliveriest sliver of the 235 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:56,080 Yeah, I know I'd be good at it. I know I would keep a thing 236 00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:59,160 alive and love it. I know I would, it's in my body. 237 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:00,480 How? But I don't want my ribs to 238 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:01,520 break and. My asshole to. 239 00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:03,760 Tear and what if I don't like this fucking kid? 240 00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:07,320 What if this kid is? What if I raise? 241 00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:09,280 Oh, anger. Wait. 242 00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:15,200 Oh, oh, oh. I mean, I think the chances of 243 00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:16,840 that are extremely small. I know. 244 00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:19,840 From day one I'd be like socialism, socialism. 245 00:13:20,160 --> 00:13:22,760 Socialism which guess what that would actually maybe push him 246 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:27,560 towards you would have to actually raise him on extreme 247 00:13:27,680 --> 00:13:31,760 like ISM yeah for him to then want to push back. 248 00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:36,080 Can you imagine you being so scared your kid would be that 249 00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:38,520 instead you raised him as a literal? 250 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:45,640 And his rebelling is like, I'm going, I'm going to Peru to 251 00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:47,920 start a commune for the working class you. 252 00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:50,720 Just start talking. Ah, Guten tag, yeah. 253 00:13:51,560 --> 00:13:53,640 So Guten tag, yeah. We're going to learn about the 254 00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:56,840 way the world should have been. And then he's like, what? 255 00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:59,520 And then and then he switches. He does a full yeah, that's 256 00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:02,600 yeah, no, I understand. So people, if people say they 257 00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:04,240 won't have kids, you know what you say? 258 00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:05,760 That's great. Good. 259 00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:10,000 I'm really happy to figure that out 'cause more people should 260 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,680 maybe. Not have kids. 261 00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:14,880 Yeah, I mean, we do need the human race to continue, but. 262 00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:18,920 Do we Wellness check? Do. 263 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,400 We Wellness check, that's a huge Wellness check for both of us. 264 00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:24,400 And I have that thought quite often. 265 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:26,160 Good. What? 266 00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:28,080 Good? Oh, buildings. 267 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:30,240 Buildings. This. 268 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:35,040 I'm literally looking at a bunch of buildings and they go I know. 269 00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:36,040 I'm. Sorry. 270 00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:39,000 You're about to be in Costa Rica, which I can only imagine. 271 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,000 You're gonna see things. You've never seen before, and 272 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,040 then you're gonna come back to New York and be like, what's 273 00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:45,520 with the cement? Yeah, yeah, exactly. 274 00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:48,640 I'm literally about to go to Navi Land and then come back to 275 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,720 to the man of the the land of the pigskins. 276 00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:53,400 Yeah, yeah. They call them pink skins in 277 00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:56,720 Avatar like that. Yeah, they call white people 278 00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:59,000 white people, white people. Oh, I was like Dylan. 279 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,680 No, no. They're for us, don't worry. 280 00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:02,520 They're for us. They're for us. 281 00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:03,720 They're for us. Yeah. 282 00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:04,960 We're good. We're good. 283 00:15:05,520 --> 00:15:07,440 Me walking in pink skin. To the house. 284 00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:10,880 Everyone's like, OK, weird. True. 285 00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:13,160 Yeah, I hope. You meet a mysterious but 286 00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:17,640 formative stranger on this trip. I'm really look cause 'cause 287 00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:20,520 here's here's how I am when I meet strangers, when I want a 288 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:23,040 trip like that. The the book is open. 289 00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:24,960 Cause here's what like dude, the Paladinos. 290 00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:28,480 We're you talk to us for a little bit open, but we'll like 291 00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:30,880 our, our generation not above us, above us. 292 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:33,760 Closed. The book has been locked. 293 00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:36,520 They will never discuss anything but us because of that. 294 00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:37,760 We're open. So yeah, I'm gonna meet a 295 00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:39,360 stranger. We're gonna talk, but I'm gonna 296 00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:41,320 ask them about their life. We're gonna, it's we're gonna 297 00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:43,000 get into it. It's gonna be, it's gonna be. 298 00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:46,360 No, no, I'm, I'm looking, I'm looking forward to it. 299 00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:47,480 It's gonna be good. Oh, yeah. 300 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:50,760 The whole, the whole, the whole point of it was just like I need 301 00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:56,520 to, I went on that trip to Maine and I had not felt that good in 302 00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:58,480 a while, just like being out in nature and hiking. 303 00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:00,880 And I was like, all right, let me explore doing this for a 304 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:02,240 little bit longer than three days. 305 00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:04,320 So we'll see. And I get to practice my 306 00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:05,960 Spanish. I've been talking with the tutor 307 00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:08,760 and I think it'll be a good to like let it vary. 308 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:12,760 So so that'll be good. Wait, what was I gonna see? 309 00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:14,840 This there's. So many. 310 00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:17,720 I know can I do my 2 quickie Wellness checks? 311 00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:18,800 Good one, bad one we. Need to. 312 00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:19,760 We need to. We need to. 313 00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:21,360 Let's hear him. OK, let's start with bad. 314 00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:24,360 OK, bad. So I have a little boyfriend now 315 00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:28,200 and we like him so much. Yes. 316 00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:32,480 I'm voguing about your boyfriend. 317 00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:37,880 Yes, if I could do the the leg, yeah, I would. 318 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:40,920 No idea how people don't end up in the ER every time they do 319 00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:42,880 that. Every time I'm like, that 320 00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:44,600 doesn't hurt your spine a little. 321 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:46,200 Yeah, just a little. Wow. 322 00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:48,960 And in the heels that they're doing it in, Oh my, don't 323 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,360 they're Olympic. I don't Yeah, they're, they're 324 00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:53,680 literally they should. I mean, I would be OK with 325 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:56,200 Olympic voguing. Absolutely, Absolutely. 326 00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:58,320 I I I, I would enjoy that actually. 327 00:16:58,760 --> 00:16:59,680 I think that would. I would. 328 00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:01,200 I think that would give. Music. 329 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:04,720 Oh my God. 40 year long more run. 330 00:17:05,079 --> 00:17:07,440 The oh, the music just on its own would be great. 331 00:17:07,839 --> 00:17:09,680 Yeah. Yeah. 332 00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:13,760 OK, let's hear the good. Let's hear the wait. 333 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:15,960 This is the bad one. This is the bad one, but. 334 00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:17,720 He was bad one. Is check OK? 335 00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:23,200 So we were at a fast casual dining establishment last night 336 00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:26,880 and I was standing in line to start my little custom bowl 337 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:32,840 order and this individual in front of me was clearly. 338 00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:36,680 I mean, even as an innocent bystander, she was oozing 339 00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:41,760 pheromones at the person behind the counter building her bowl. 340 00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:44,080 Oh. Oh, she. 341 00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:47,080 Oh, she was in heat. She was in. 342 00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:53,320 Heat. She was the cat, like the, Yeah, 343 00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:54,880 the exorcist cat. Yeah. 344 00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:59,040 OK, so she was oozing. So she proceeded and I was very 345 00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:02,160 hungry. I was day one of my month 346 00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:08,600 monthly affliction and so I was not in my best state of mind. 347 00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:11,840 Which again fully warranted and understood. 348 00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:14,000 Thank you, Ally. Ally. 349 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:17,560 And she proceeded. I mean, I'm not even kidding you 350 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:22,280 to ask about every single. Are you sure that's not sour 351 00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:24,360 cream? That looks like sour cream. 352 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:28,480 No, it's, you know, yogurt dip. I could have more. 353 00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:30,880 And that was sour cream. Do you like sour cream? 354 00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:36,640 OK, for every ingredient, where do you get the cows for the 355 00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:39,320 steak? OK. 356 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:43,040 We are there for approximately 11 minutes. 357 00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:47,600 No. Before I start to get a little 358 00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:52,480 Al Pacino in heat. OK, I cannot believe you waited 359 00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:56,640 11 minutes. OK, so I literally like 360 00:18:56,640 --> 00:19:00,880 something happens to me. So let's say, OK, I'm I'm facing 361 00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:03,680 away from the camera for just you, for auditory listeners. 362 00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:06,240 Got it. So I'm facing away from her so I 363 00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:09,720 don't beat her up. Yeah, but you're starting to 364 00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:17,520 twitch. And I just like and I start to 365 00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:23,200 approach her and Kevin just puts it oh redacted just puts his arm 366 00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:28,200 out and stops me and he goes take a breath. 367 00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:38,080 Now I'm impressed because there's a real chance that all 368 00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:41,480 that energy ricochets onto him. Oh, it did. 369 00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:46,360 OK. Oh, it did, but he stopped me 370 00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:49,560 from serious and she might have been 19 years old. 371 00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:50,360 I don't. You know what? 372 00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:51,880 I don't care. I don't care. 373 00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:54,080 I'm at the HL. You got to learn. 374 00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:56,880 Someone in someone in society needs to teach you that. 375 00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:58,360 You can't do that. But. 376 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:03,400 I was about to be like who are you with and did they raise you 377 00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:06,160 and what the fuck was that? Oh, you were going full. 378 00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:07,800 OK, OK, OK, OK. He saw it. 379 00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:11,200 Rage was level 100 it. Was going to be horrible and I 380 00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:16,040 have to say Dell like and this is APSA and all my ladies out 381 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:22,360 there or anybody really except white men kind of it's like we 382 00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:25,400 got to stop stifling our rage. We got to stop. 383 00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:27,640 Like I said to you, I don't know why there's not more women 384 00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:32,760 serial killers like like we will advance if we let ourselves be 385 00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:34,680 angry you. Got to have those rage rooms, 386 00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:37,720 you got to have female only rage rooms and just like. 387 00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:42,520 That was an example of like, if anybody was doing that, I would 388 00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:45,680 do that. But I found myself being like, 389 00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:47,960 well, she's flirting, all the things. 390 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,560 Oh my gosh, no, she was being horrible. 391 00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:54,040 She's being. Oblivious. 392 00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:56,640 I'd say she's being oblivious and inconsiderate. 393 00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:00,760 Oh my gosh. 15 minutes, 15 minutes watching somebody 394 00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:03,880 ingredient by ingredient. OK. 395 00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:06,600 Young love, though, it's the thing, you know what, you know 396 00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:10,480 what it is you got that you have the empathy to be like, I'm 397 00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:13,240 going to try to give her benefit of the doubt there, but there 398 00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:17,240 has to be a leeway where you're just like, hey, you know what, 399 00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:22,000 it's the God whose job is it? It's the person servings job. 400 00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:26,840 But she also, yeah, no, they're in I I'm trying so hard to be a 401 00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:30,480 like positive person about it. But you know what, sometimes in 402 00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:34,080 New York and you has to come out and be like, hey guys, there's a 403 00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:35,680 line. So can we like move it a little 404 00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:37,600 bit faster? 100% that's all you need to do. 405 00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:40,680 So then she has the audacity when she's checking out to look 406 00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:43,880 behind her and see the line that's to the door and be like. 407 00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:50,440 Oh yeah, yeah, OK. So all right, but but honey baby 408 00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:53,760 going like take a breath because I literally was Sarah Connor 409 00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:58,520 Terminator. Like nice, dry nice. 410 00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:02,000 Dry the red the The little red light was like on her head and. 411 00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:04,080 I was about to be a Karen Destroyer. 412 00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:06,840 Not like a bad bitch. Like, girl, I get it. 413 00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:08,440 Get yours. But like, could we rap? 414 00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:09,840 Like. Because there is a way to like. 415 00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:10,960 Yeah. Yeah, for sure. 416 00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:13,160 All so nice. Sweetie, I think he's into you, 417 00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:15,040 but you got to, like, move behind us. 418 00:22:15,120 --> 00:22:16,960 Yeah, yeah, yeah. You weren't going to be Auntie, 419 00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:18,960 like, helping her out. You were going to be Karen and 420 00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:21,640 you got to be able to have someone you can be caring to. 421 00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:27,160 A good partner is one that allows you to be Karen, but in 422 00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:32,000 the car outside or at home. And you know what, Sometimes I 423 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:36,320 have not been that care, been the care and taker for my 424 00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:40,960 partner because it annoys the care and taker because it annoys 425 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:43,720 me because I'm like, can you just get over it? 426 00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:49,800 But that's and sometimes you have to remember you want them 427 00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:52,240 to just get the righteous indignation out. 428 00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:54,800 Yes, absolutely no one. That's your job. 429 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,560 That's part that's part of the job description. 430 00:22:57,760 --> 00:23:02,640 Sometimes you're shredding old files and it's annoying and it's 431 00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:06,680 boring, but you got to do it. I love that. 432 00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:10,400 And that was that is Karen taking. 433 00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:13,800 Karen dating, ma'am. Yeah, you're the hat is doing 434 00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:17,360 dangerous things to you, but like I I'll come in it's. 435 00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:22,440 We got a carrot in here and I don't know why. 436 00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:24,760 I'm like, this is not a Western hat at all. 437 00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:29,160 And some lady is like, I only feed my kids something with come 438 00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:30,480 here, die. Yeah, come. 439 00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:33,400 Here we're going outside. You can talk to me about it for 440 00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:37,400 25 minutes. But by the way, whatever the 441 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:44,160 reverses and the heterodynamics is the same of just like no, for 442 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:46,520 sure, yeah. Guy gets mad, he gets upset. 443 00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:47,840 Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the, and the. 444 00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:51,080 And look, girls are I I actually have an example. 445 00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:52,480 You know what's funny about being bald? 446 00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:54,800 When you're wearing hats like this, you can push them up and 447 00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:57,480 it makes your forehead look like, like, how long does it 448 00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:58,760 look? This looks horrible. 449 00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:02,080 Like, how bad does this look? It's like, scary. 450 00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:05,560 Wait, you look like freaking you look like you. 451 00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:09,480 Oh yeah, but it also looked like you were a baby emerging from a 452 00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:12,640 vulva. Oh beautiful, one of the most 453 00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:15,640 beautiful things in life. You are unbelievable. 454 00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:19,800 Performative man. Somebody's been PR trained. 455 00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:24,520 One time I had a moment with a with a partner years ago where I 456 00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:27,680 got super upset at these people at a party who by the way, were 457 00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:31,440 being super annoying and like egging me on. 458 00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:36,760 And she just started rubbing my back while I was getting mad at 459 00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:38,040 them. And I was like, we got to leave. 460 00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:41,200 And then on the way home in the car, I screamed about them to 461 00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:44,520 her and she was like 100%. And then when I got home, I did 462 00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:45,920 30 push ups and then I felt better. 463 00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:51,560 And you know, I didn't think about it till right now, but 464 00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:56,040 that was really beautiful of her to just be like, I'm just going 465 00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:58,480 to let this happen. And I'm just here, I'm just 466 00:24:58,480 --> 00:24:59,640 going to I'm just going to enjoy it. 467 00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:03,000 If you can get to the place where you enjoy the anger and 468 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:07,440 the rage, that's lifelong. That's a lifelong partner right 469 00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:12,200 there. Kudos to boyfriend one side. 470 00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:17,320 I said one horrible sassy thing after he caravel Karen's. 471 00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:19,760 Gonna come out, yeah, yeah. It's, it's the there has to be a 472 00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:21,840 little bit of pressure relief. The valve has to be released. 473 00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:24,560 The valve. Don't you fucking touch me. 474 00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:25,960 Yeah, Yeah. And then he's like, hey. 475 00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:27,760 And you're like, OK, you're right. 476 00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:29,840 Yes, you're right. So. 477 00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:35,080 So what was the moment was so he wanted to eat at the fast casual 478 00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:37,240 establishment next door, right. But great, they're right next to 479 00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:39,560 each other. So I just go, how about you go 480 00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:41,840 get your own stuff and I'll I'll figure it out here. 481 00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:48,280 And he was like, really? And I was like, no. 482 00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:50,920 No. No, but. 483 00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:54,000 Even if you had said yes, he would have been OK and he would 484 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,080 have been like, great, give her five. 485 00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:59,320 Yeah, give her five. He goes, he goes, the later he 486 00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:02,040 goes. It's OK not to be happy and 487 00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:04,720 peppy all the time. Oh, he's very sweet. 488 00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:07,640 And I was like, it is OK to not be happy. 489 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,880 I'm still a good person. Yeah, you go. 490 00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:11,400 Don't, Don't. Why are you seeing all these 491 00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:13,000 good things? Why are you so supportive? 492 00:26:13,120 --> 00:26:15,240 Yeah, I don't like it. I'm not used to it. 493 00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:20,200 No, I OK Wellness check for real bonus one. 494 00:26:23,120 --> 00:26:25,800 Yeah, not used to it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 495 00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:28,280 Oh, I know. Trust me, I know. 496 00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:30,800 And we're going to put a period on that because we talk about it 497 00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:36,000 more period, probably more. The period might allow some of 498 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:39,360 the things to come out. OK, you know what? 499 00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:41,720 It's oh, it's a +1. Oh, positive one. 500 00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:44,880 Really quick yesterday. Gorgeous day here in 501 00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:47,880 Philadelphia. 55° a light breeze. 502 00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:50,160 Love that. And I was just like, you know 503 00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:53,600 what, I'm unemployed. That's a positive today. 504 00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:57,080 Great myself on a five mile hike in the local beautiful State 505 00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:58,360 Park. Beautiful. 506 00:26:58,360 --> 00:26:59,320 That's a beautiful wildness track. 507 00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:02,320 That's something people should be doing almost every day, going 508 00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:03,680 on going on walks, going on hikes. 509 00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:06,360 Totally agree. That's nice, really nice. 510 00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:10,600 And it obviously I left feeling like we're gonna be good, we're 511 00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:12,880 gonna be good, we're gonna be good. 512 00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:15,480 Yeah, Yeah. It's gonna, it's gonna be OK. 513 00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:18,320 Yeah, you could be like mad and then go on a walk and be like, 514 00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:22,600 alright, it's gonna be OK. Wow, amazing, went breathing. 515 00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:29,320 No people, no cars, trees and like solitude in a in a present 516 00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:31,480 way. Amazing. 517 00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:34,320 Kiera. Babbling Brook are you for? 518 00:27:34,360 --> 00:27:36,400 Real. Oh my God, a babbling brook is 519 00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:39,440 that's that's Xanis. The rustle of leaves. 520 00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:41,480 Yeah. What can we? 521 00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:44,000 Oh my God. Oh, rustling leaves. 522 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,920 And then they the little tornado and then it lands in front of 523 00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:47,160 you. Oh yeah. 524 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:50,680 Ping. You know, this is a TikTok 525 00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:53,320 account where all they do is just step on crunchy leaves. 526 00:27:54,360 --> 00:27:56,640 It's really nice. I love it, that's why I love 527 00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:57,880 TikTok. Really smart. 528 00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:04,320 What was I gonna say? I There's so many I. 529 00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:06,680 Know. I had this thought. 530 00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:10,440 I had this thought that I think you will connect with. 531 00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:19,240 Isn't it disgusting how much like liquid our body makes? 532 00:28:20,120 --> 00:28:23,800 Do you ever think about that? We secrete we. 533 00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:27,720 Secrete like liquids. No liquids. 534 00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:30,200 But like, a lot. I'm not just talking about 535 00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:31,680 blood. I'm just talking about pee, 536 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:35,440 Hears sweat, that stuff, other things. 537 00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:37,000 But I'm talking about phlegm. Oh. 538 00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:40,760 My God. What is it that moves through 539 00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:42,280 wax? What does it moves through your 540 00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:46,840 body? Bile, bile, but also like in 541 00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:54,240 your Oh, that the, the thing that's like clear that it's, no, 542 00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:55,840 it's, it's in your immune system. 543 00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:01,920 Oh, lymph, lymph. No one talks about lymph. 544 00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:02,800 Oh my God. Wait. 545 00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:06,120 Boing Boing, boing, boing. Lymph nodes. 546 00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:07,320 It's lymph. Nodes. 547 00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:10,640 It's lymph. It's literally lymph that moves 548 00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:14,200 through your body. No wonder old humans talked 549 00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:16,880 about the tumors. The things that like all the 550 00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:19,840 different. We're like a machine of just 551 00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:21,200 lick, dude. It's gross. 552 00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:24,280 It grosses me out. I know, and we're no different. 553 00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:26,880 I think about it when we that's a perfect example. 554 00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:29,680 I think about it when we're itching stuff and flakes come 555 00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:31,640 off and we're no different than a snake. 556 00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:34,240 I think about it when it's winter and all we just want to 557 00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:36,640 do is eat and sleep. We're no different than a bear. 558 00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:38,600 We're literally bears and snakes. 559 00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:41,040 We're no different than a mushroom growing on shit. 560 00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:45,280 We don't belong. 100% do not. Yeah, at least mushrooms help 561 00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:46,840 the environment sometimes. I know. 562 00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:48,240 Or kill ya, yeah. Exactly. 563 00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:51,160 And it's a really fun time when it happens. 564 00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:54,080 It's just, I just, it was like, this is disgusting. 565 00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:56,360 Yeah, we're gross. You gotta do it really gross. 566 00:29:56,560 --> 00:29:58,200 What? And I, you know what? 567 00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:00,400 I'm gonna out myself. But that's what the 30s are for. 568 00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:03,280 Even though I'm still 29 but. I feel like I've been. 30 for 15 569 00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:05,040 years. It does, yeah, but in a good 570 00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:07,440 way. I was born 42, so the fact that 571 00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:10,920 I'm just turning 30 is nuts. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 572 00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:14,080 I will never not pick my my boogers I. 573 00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:17,040 Mean you got to get them out of there. 574 00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:19,880 Boogers are nuts. Boogers are gross. 575 00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:22,720 Boogers are crazy. How come they're all those 576 00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:26,360 different colors? Yeah, and I mean, God, it's 577 00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:30,840 gross, but true. And also like, and like, what 578 00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:32,680 are you just supposed to, like, leave them up there? 579 00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:35,520 Like do they naturally just like, go away? 580 00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:39,680 What if they stalactite? Yeah, you we've seen. 581 00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:42,640 Oh, I had a stalactite moment the other day with Dunk. 582 00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:46,480 Actually. They're eating and like I had a 583 00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:50,160 lot of build up from like this chest cold it had cause everyone 584 00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:51,400 in New York City is sick. It's kind. 585 00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:52,800 Of cool. Everyone's sick here. 586 00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:57,360 Too everyone and he goes dude apparently it was like grandpa 587 00:30:57,360 --> 00:31:06,360 level often knows off my mustache to my chin and I didn't 588 00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:10,320 know and I was right then before I had looked at a girl and 589 00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:14,680 smiled like just like a friendly like hey yeah, she's like. 590 00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:19,920 Oh, make a wish. Like it was like disgusting man. 591 00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:25,960 And I went thank you so much for telling me dude. 592 00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:27,840 That's I'm so sorry you had to see that. 593 00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:30,440 That's really gross. That is really gross, but let me 594 00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:32,640 tell you something. I don't give my brothers a lot 595 00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:36,400 of credit for much. Duncan is the booger king of New 596 00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:38,080 York. Oh yes, he'll tell you. 597 00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:41,760 He has had an I. This is not a roast. 598 00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:44,400 He has had unlimited sinus problems in his life. 599 00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:48,560 Oh wow, one of those that sucks. And so he has had every booger 600 00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:52,320 booger event you could have. Wait, sorry, semi colon, what 601 00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:54,680 are you drinking? Oh, this is just water in a 602 00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:57,600 kombucha thing. Oh OK, it looked blue from here 603 00:31:57,600 --> 00:32:00,080 so I was like. Oh, blue, methylene, whatever. 604 00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:02,640 Someone in our family drinks that. 605 00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:04,560 I think you know who. Yeah. 606 00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:07,920 Close close to me. That was a good one. 607 00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:10,800 I usually don't like burps and mics, but that was a really good 608 00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:12,720 one. That tore out of me and I'm very 609 00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:13,760 sorry. That no, no, no. 610 00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:14,800 It was natural. You needed to it. 611 00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:16,960 Was natural. I couldn't have stopped it. 612 00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:20,400 No, as we as we come up on the end, I wanted to share something 613 00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:22,520 with you because this has just been a bounce. 614 00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:26,840 This has been like what one of the the fans called squirrel 615 00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:30,560 brain for 40 minutes. But it's good we got a you know, 616 00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:32,640 and I don't know if we're going to be able to do 1 before I 617 00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:36,280 leave again, but maybe that if we if we if we can, it'll be a 618 00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:38,080 little bit more focal. But this is what the fans want. 619 00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:41,280 Guess guess what, you listening to this, You ain't thinking 620 00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:43,560 about what's going on in this country. 621 00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:45,680 No, you're not. And let me tell you something. 622 00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:49,320 This is a short term TikTok speed of just our brains. 623 00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:57,200 It is, and I have to say I cherish the space to 'cause I do 624 00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:59,280 care and it. Worries constantly 100%. 625 00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:02,000 And we're so, so fucked. But it is nice. 626 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,000 I cherish not thinking about it for 40 minutes. 627 00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:07,440 Me too, so deeply so thank you. OK, so let me let me tell you a 628 00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:11,160 revelation I had the other day. I sent you one of those, I sent 629 00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:14,360 you a vlog of one of the vlog people that I like watching. 630 00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:17,400 And I'm, I've been curious why I like watching these specific 631 00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:22,360 vloggers and I realized they're so dumb and silly and it's like 632 00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:25,560 there's nothing happening that it's kind of nice. 633 00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:28,000 And I, and I, I was watching them and they're, they're 634 00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:29,960 siblings. And I went wow. 635 00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:36,720 Like they have such a good nice, like a relationship with each 636 00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:38,200 other. They don't really ever. 637 00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:41,760 They're not, there's no Irish or Italian blood in them for sure. 638 00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:45,840 And then I saw them go home for the holidays and how they are 639 00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:47,320 with their family. No, no, hold on. 640 00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:52,840 And it was so genuine and like nice and sweet. 641 00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:58,680 And I went, oh, they have normal nice families. 642 00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:06,120 And then I thought about ours and it went, oh, ours is not 643 00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:09,520 normal. Maybe for Italians, but I was 644 00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:14,000 like, oh, that's why they're not constantly ripping on each 645 00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:14,719 other. And. 646 00:34:17,159 --> 00:34:21,520 Now granted, I will say those kind of families make I think 647 00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:24,320 funnier comedic people, but it comes with a lot of pain. 648 00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:25,560 Lots. Of pain. 649 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,920 Almost ceaseless pain. Ceaseless pain because I watched 650 00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:30,880 them. They have a they have a 651 00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:35,040 Christmas tradition where they all get little like surprise 652 00:34:35,199 --> 00:34:36,560 presents. They open and they have like 653 00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:39,840 little crowns and their grandpa's eating tiramisu and 654 00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:42,679 it's all sweet and they're talking about their roses for 655 00:34:42,679 --> 00:34:44,800 the year and their thorns and they're all grateful. 656 00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:48,000 All this is nice. Now I just want to in the four 657 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:52,960 and a half we have left. Compare this with when I saw 658 00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:58,880 Uncle George a week ago. He showed up and didn't have any 659 00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:04,640 front teeth. He showed up and was missing 3 660 00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:09,440 to 4 teeth that According to him he had a spasm and they exploded 661 00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:15,840 in his mouth. And then he explained to me that 662 00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:21,040 he went to the doc, went to the dentist and first of all he 663 00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:24,080 explained that he tried to remove his own teeth with pliers 664 00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:26,160 for sure. He got he got two of them and 665 00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:27,840 said one of the other one was a little hard. 666 00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:29,800 So I went to the dentist. Fully believable. 667 00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:33,080 Fully believe him. He I believe that he did it. 668 00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:38,400 He then used a drill to sand down one of them because they 669 00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:40,200 were like a little sharp and uneven. 670 00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:45,280 He realizes he should go to the dentist because he's like, maybe 671 00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:49,000 this isn't the best thing to do. Goes to the dentist, asks how 672 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,240 much it'll be to like replace and fix his teeth. 673 00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:59,880 The dentist goes $30,000. Uncle George goes, no, you're 674 00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:03,520 going, you took a Hippocratic Oath, you're going to fix my 675 00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:07,000 teeth or I'm going to go home and do what I already did to 676 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:08,800 some of them and potentially die. 677 00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:15,120 He threatened the dentist with the Hippocratic Oath and the 678 00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:20,160 dentist basically fixed most of his teeth for like $1000. 679 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,360 And he's and then he goes and now I'm just going to get 680 00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:27,080 dentures and he goes and I was like. 681 00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:29,800 Yeah, that's not everyone's story. 682 00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:37,200 Period. That's not everyone's story. 683 00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:41,000 Yeah, threaten more doctors, guys. 684 00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:45,560 I I was just like. He's my hero. 685 00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:51,320 He's my hero, but also like the it's I thought we talked about 686 00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:54,080 this so many times. I know I thought that our family 687 00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:57,160 was normal. No, Dylan, and this is not us 688 00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:59,440 being quirky like. No, no, no. 689 00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:02,800 No, no, no, no. And it's not us like. 690 00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:05,000 Talking. About like it's so mentally and 691 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,440 not us being like, Oh, I'm so upset. 692 00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:10,240 No, I love our family. I love like this is lively but 693 00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:15,360 but like realizing it every time watching other people's family 694 00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:19,000 dynamics and being like, no one's yelling, Yeah. 695 00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:22,480 And no one's supportive. Yeah, people aren't like dancing 696 00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:25,440 and telling jokes and. Public jokes. 697 00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:27,880 Yeah, what I don't. Know cousins aren't forcing 698 00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:32,560 their teenage second cousins to grind on them at weddings? 699 00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:37,880 Yeah, yeah. There's no fart piles. 700 00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:42,440 In the no fart piles. I'm like would not treat it. 701 00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:44,480 Most formative blessing in my life. 702 00:37:44,720 --> 00:37:46,120 Grandpa's one of my best friends. 703 00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:49,040 Life's more interesting, yes? But it is like, and I have to 704 00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:51,920 say normal that normal because now he's normal. 705 00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:56,040 But like peaceful and cherish and close. 706 00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:01,040 No thanks. No, no thanks on that one, But I 707 00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:02,960 like I like watching it on the Youtubes. 708 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,000 Yeah, I just don't get it really. 709 00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:07,960 Yeah, it's it seems a little bland to me, but. 710 00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:10,240 It's a little bland. But good for you, yeah? 711 00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:14,080 Like it would be us off to the side being like this for this. 712 00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:16,280 For yeah, if someone says something inappropriate. 713 00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:18,160 Yeah, be racist. Be racist. 714 00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:21,520 Just mildly, though. Just mildly. 715 00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:23,000 Yeah, no. No hate crimes. 716 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:24,360 No. Hate crimes, but say something 717 00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:26,040 that someone else agrees with. You're like, wait a second, 718 00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:30,520 what? Hold on hold. 719 00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:33,000 You know how many dinners we're all like? 720 00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:36,560 And then? Somebody is like, we are all 721 00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:39,040 agreeing with each. Other Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 722 00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:41,640 yeah. Or someone brings some food that 723 00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:45,520 they spent a long time on and immediately even if people like 724 00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:49,960 it, they're shitting on it. Which is awesome but is also 725 00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:51,720 hard. It's hard. 726 00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:54,080 It's hard. And don't be soft for a second. 727 00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:56,080 And that's something I explore in therapy a lot. 728 00:38:56,760 --> 00:39:01,160 You cannot be off guard except if you're a tenderoni like some 729 00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:03,080 of our cousins who are just born tender. 730 00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:05,120 Tenderonis. And then they're just 731 00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:09,600 universally adored but still get roasted. 100% OK now Lil you. 732 00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:12,880 Got to go, I got to go. This has to end to anything you 733 00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:15,960 want to leave people with. I want to leave people with this 734 00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:21,320 Happy New Year. 2026 is a science fiction year. 735 00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:23,640 OK, this might end any second. Go on.