1 00:00:02,160 --> 00:00:05,880 OK, here we go. Another episode out in the wild. 2 00:00:06,200 --> 00:00:07,920 Guys. Welcome back. 3 00:00:07,920 --> 00:00:10,080 Oh, I'm. I'm on the wire of my recorder. 4 00:00:10,080 --> 00:00:11,160 Yeah, let's get that out of there. 5 00:00:12,840 --> 00:00:19,600 Hey, everyone, It's another episode of Dylan recording out 6 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:22,640 in some random place because he didn't give himself enough time 7 00:00:22,640 --> 00:00:25,960 to record in studio. And they're going to be noises 8 00:00:25,960 --> 00:00:29,280 of cars behind me. They're going to be like that. 9 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:32,960 You're going to hear that and you're going to hear this bird. 10 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:36,520 And you know what it's going to. It's OK because this this is 11 00:00:36,520 --> 00:00:38,840 ambience. This is ambience. 12 00:00:38,840 --> 00:00:41,560 I don't really know if that's the correct usage of that word, 13 00:00:41,560 --> 00:00:47,800 but spit my gum out. I'll I'll, I'll throw it out. 14 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:50,560 Don't worry. The people in the comments like 15 00:00:51,160 --> 00:00:54,080 you're littering. Yeah. 16 00:00:54,080 --> 00:00:56,920 You know, I'm just, I'm getting a little bit of a nature got 17 00:00:56,920 --> 00:00:59,600 some. I just touching some of this, 18 00:01:00,080 --> 00:01:03,400 some of this grass that might be Poison Ivy though, so maybe you 19 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:06,440 shouldn't have touched it. I am at Lehman College in the 20 00:01:06,440 --> 00:01:10,320 Bronx. I am getting my motorcycle 21 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:12,400 license today, which is pretty cool. 22 00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:16,360 So thought I would record. Yeah, I saw a bunch of park 23 00:01:16,360 --> 00:01:19,080 around here. Thought I thought I would record 24 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:26,440 before I took the second-half of my test and we'll see. 25 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:29,560 The episodes that are recorded outside seem to do a little bit 26 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:31,320 of better. Seem to do a little bit better 27 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:34,840 for some reason. And I have, I have, I, you know, 28 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:38,720 I, I, I can wander more mentally, whereas when I'm 29 00:01:39,080 --> 00:01:43,440 trapped inside my room, I start to spiral and feel like a 30 00:01:43,440 --> 00:01:45,240 schizophrenic. For some reason, talking to 31 00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:49,920 yourself out in public does not feel as mentally ill, even 32 00:01:49,920 --> 00:01:52,240 though, you know, people are going to walk by like this 33 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:53,840 couple right here is looking at me recording. 34 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:57,160 And then the woman is going, I wonder what this white man is 35 00:01:57,160 --> 00:01:58,680 doing. And then she's talking to her, 36 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:01,640 her beautiful black husband, and he's going, I don't know, you 37 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:03,480 know, you know, how white people are. 38 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:05,840 They just, you know, they got to make everything about 39 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:07,000 themselves. That's not what you know. 40 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:09,960 But maybe, you know, or, or maybe they're progressing. 41 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:11,320 They go, oh, he's just doing his thing. 42 00:02:12,160 --> 00:02:17,720 Let me open my coffee because, you know, I had to get a second 43 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:20,600 cup because the first cup, like I said, wakes you up. 44 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:25,160 The second cup gets you going. And I don't think you guys are 45 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:30,880 going to hear the the noises of me sipping because I'm just on 46 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:33,240 my outdoor recorders. There's something behind me. 47 00:02:33,680 --> 00:02:38,680 Nope, it's just a bag. Just a beautiful, beautiful 48 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:42,240 nature of New York City parks. Just trash bags everywhere. 49 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:49,960 Needles, you know, just old, old knock off things from China that 50 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:54,120 someone just just put next to a tree and said yeah, it'll 51 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:55,720 decompose. It won't. 52 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:04,440 But you know, people are people are running, people are sitting 53 00:03:04,440 --> 00:03:08,640 by benches on benches, not just by them. 54 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:11,600 I think so. I think a mosquito up at the 55 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:16,520 back of my head, which, Oh yeah, there's one right there. 56 00:03:16,520 --> 00:03:18,680 OK, so I'm going to get bit by mosquitoes. 57 00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:22,200 But that's, that's what I do for you guys. 58 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:27,040 That is the that's the the sacrifice that I make to do this 59 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:29,120 podcast and get it out on Mondays. 60 00:03:29,640 --> 00:03:32,880 Hey, by the way, tell your friend, tell him to subscribe, 61 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:35,720 share the show. So maybe I can have a little bit 62 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:38,720 more gear and figure some stuff out because I do like recording 63 00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:40,480 it outside. But, you know, maybe I, I can, 64 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:44,200 but I can pay for fucking mosquito repellent. 65 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:48,400 Imagine I just have like 30 bug bites about the end of this. 66 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:50,600 They just slowly are popping up in my head and you're like, oh, 67 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:55,800 wow, yeah, I see, I see this guy biking. 68 00:03:58,440 --> 00:04:03,560 I kind of, I, I can't wait until I get older and I get more into 69 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:07,680 shit like that, like biking and and you know, I'm starting to 70 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:10,200 get into, I'm not really big into puzzles, people. 71 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:14,120 People like puzzles, but I don't know, but they kind of pissed me 72 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:17,440 off when it's over, like when it's over like 300 or 500 73 00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:19,279 pieces, I go, you know what? This is enough. 74 00:04:19,279 --> 00:04:21,240 This is too much. They're all the exact same 75 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:22,720 color. I'm never going to be able to 76 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:25,880 figure it out. And maybe you can get into 77 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:28,040 hunting and I can shoot that fucking bird that won't shut up. 78 00:04:28,360 --> 00:04:33,240 But getting the biking, biking with your biking with your dad, 79 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:35,040 friends, just getting away from your family. 80 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:38,720 How nice does that sound? I don't even have a family. 81 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:43,200 I don't even have a girlfriend, but I'm still like, that would 82 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:47,760 be nice. 347-566-9741, call the hotline. 83 00:04:47,760 --> 00:04:51,680 I will give you advice. I will give you my takes. 84 00:04:51,880 --> 00:04:54,320 I'll make your life better, I promise. 85 00:04:54,320 --> 00:04:57,440 And I'll do it out in the middle of nature like what we're doing 86 00:04:57,440 --> 00:04:59,760 right now. And I'll be getting bug bites 87 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:04,880 while I do it. We have two entries. 88 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:11,720 We have two entries, but I, I can only do one because second 89 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:21,160 one requires, requires Internet and I don't have that. 90 00:05:24,280 --> 00:05:26,760 You feel me? Do you feel me? 91 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:30,400 I mean, I really hope no one calls my phone because I just 92 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:36,960 realized I if someone calls my phone, it's it's going to it's 93 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:40,680 going to stop recording and that's going to really piss me 94 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:45,760 off. Here's the here's what OK, those 95 00:05:45,760 --> 00:05:47,760 are, you know, motorcycles that I don't need. 96 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:54,720 Here's the here's the the text. We got a text message, not a not 97 00:05:54,720 --> 00:05:56,360 a voicemail. We got, we got a text message 98 00:05:57,680 --> 00:06:04,440 entry and let's see what it says and then we can go then we can 99 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:06,760 go into my week. What happened? 100 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:12,680 Actually, you know what, let's let's do a quick little pause 101 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:16,960 and I'll turn my phone on airplane mode. 102 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:20,320 You guys stay right there. OK, we're back and, you know, 103 00:06:20,320 --> 00:06:24,000 definitely giving myself a headache for post editing, but 104 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:29,480 what are you going to do? Yeah, I'm dude, I'm feeling 105 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:32,320 chill today. This is this is I mean that that 106 00:06:32,320 --> 00:06:35,480 coffee might start hitting and then I'll go off on the the 107 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:38,080 crazy train. I'll blast the fuck off. 108 00:06:38,080 --> 00:06:42,680 But right now I'm feeling I'm just I'm just locked in for this 109 00:06:42,680 --> 00:06:46,280 motorcycle class, man. I was top of my class people. 110 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:49,600 They were having me lead the exercises yesterday, which, you 111 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:52,880 know, I want a 2 LB horn, but I was like, OK, I'm better. 112 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:57,200 This not that'll be felt good. I felt, I felt like, all right, 113 00:06:57,360 --> 00:06:59,840 I can have confidence in something because, you know, it 114 00:06:59,840 --> 00:07:08,200 was, it was an up and down week. OK, 347-566-9741, text the 115 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:11,640 hotline, call the hotline, send the hotline a video. 116 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:13,120 You can send in a video submission. 117 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:16,720 I'll, I'll, I'll feature those. Let's see. 118 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:21,400 I've been still thinking about that gay one that Nevin sent in. 119 00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:25,800 And yeah, dude, you know, I don't, I just don't have the 120 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:28,640 most progressive view on that. And I'm and I'm sorry, but 121 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:32,880 sometimes it really just because, you know, I, I said 122 00:07:32,880 --> 00:07:34,840 what I thought about it on the show and then I was like, OK, 123 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:35,960 are people going to get mad about that? 124 00:07:35,960 --> 00:07:38,600 And then, you know, not enough people even listen to the show 125 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:41,560 to get mad about it. And also and what you know, what 126 00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:43,720 happened in the news last week that everyone was talking about 127 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:46,920 kind of like if anyone was thinking about it, they're like, 128 00:07:46,920 --> 00:07:51,080 OK, what more important should happened, which I'm not going to 129 00:07:51,080 --> 00:07:54,360 talk about. By the way, I read this piece by 130 00:07:54,360 --> 00:07:56,160 Nate Silver where he was like, you don't have to talk about 131 00:07:56,160 --> 00:07:57,600 everything. Every bad thing that happens. 132 00:07:57,600 --> 00:07:59,960 You don't feel like Give your opinion and you don't have to 133 00:07:59,960 --> 00:08:01,880 like make a point or post about it online. 134 00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:06,960 And I think that's going to be my stance at least for right 135 00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:08,800 now. Enough people have said stuff 136 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:11,800 about it and everyone, every group chat is talking about it 137 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:17,400 constantly. And I just, I don't want to it. 138 00:08:17,920 --> 00:08:20,320 You know, there's a lot of sad, fucked up shit that's going on. 139 00:08:20,640 --> 00:08:23,640 And that really highlighted a lot of it. 140 00:08:24,560 --> 00:08:26,960 OK, I said I was going to talk about it, but I am. 141 00:08:26,960 --> 00:08:28,560 And I'm getting sad and I'm going to drink more of this 142 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:35,120 coffee so I feel better. OK, All right, let's do this. 143 00:08:36,280 --> 00:08:38,880 We're 10 minutes in and we're feeling good. 144 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:41,240 And we're feeling like, man, I love it when Dylan records 145 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:44,920 outside. And hopefully my legs are always 146 00:08:44,920 --> 00:08:47,680 crossed so you don't see the RIP in the middle of my jeans. 147 00:08:47,680 --> 00:08:49,760 Like, just will go right to my ball sack. 148 00:08:50,320 --> 00:08:51,600 I'm wearing underwear, but still. 149 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:55,120 Oh, and if you're like, hey, Dylan, where the fuck did you 150 00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:56,280 get this chair from? I stole it. 151 00:08:58,360 --> 00:09:02,280 We're by college and there was a garden and I stole it and I'm 152 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:04,040 going to bring it back. So technically I borrowed it. 153 00:09:04,040 --> 00:09:06,960 But yeah, you know, I took it and when I sat down, did it 154 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:08,680 immediately break? And now is there just a big 155 00:09:08,680 --> 00:09:11,400 piece of plastic that I, my big fat ass broke on the chair? 156 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:13,120 Yes. And you're going to have to go 157 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:16,080 to YouTube to look at this. But it's just a big piece of 158 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:18,040 plastic that I broke, and I felt bad about it. 159 00:09:18,040 --> 00:09:21,360 But also it had been sitting out in the sun for who knows how 160 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:23,680 long. So it's the UV rays fault. 161 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:27,880 It's not my fault, but it's kind of nice to have a little thing 162 00:09:27,880 --> 00:09:28,400 to wave. OK? 163 00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:31,760 Anyway, hi, Dylan. It's Myra, a longtime listener. 164 00:09:31,840 --> 00:09:33,280 Hey, Myra, Thanks for listening for so long. 165 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:34,720 Anyway. Who? 166 00:09:35,240 --> 00:09:36,880 That's cute. I don't remember if you said we 167 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:38,960 could text this number, but my baby is sleeping and I don't 168 00:09:38,960 --> 00:09:40,080 want to wake her up, so I'm texting. 169 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:43,120 Great use of texting. Also, Congrats on the baby. 170 00:09:43,520 --> 00:09:47,960 Not sure how old he or she is. I don't want to drag on Honey, 171 00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:51,280 sweetheart. Sugar child, it's three 172 00:09:51,280 --> 00:09:53,160 sentences. You're not dragging on, don't 173 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:54,760 worry. But I appreciate you, you know? 174 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:59,080 You know, actually this is a listener who listens and goes, 175 00:09:59,080 --> 00:10:00,840 OK, I don't want to take up too much time. 176 00:10:00,920 --> 00:10:03,520 Let me be concise. There's a guy biking again. 177 00:10:03,760 --> 00:10:05,640 God, they look fucking cool, don't they? 178 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:07,680 They kind of look dorky, but they also look cool. 179 00:10:07,680 --> 00:10:11,760 OK, My ex and I separated about four months ago and are Co 180 00:10:11,760 --> 00:10:14,600 parenting our one year old. OK, that's how old he is. 181 00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:17,200 During this time he's updated his Instagram profile pic to a 182 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:21,680 pic of him flexing at the gym. OK I know where this is going. 183 00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:25,760 He deleted or archived all of our pics and my friend says he 184 00:10:25,760 --> 00:10:27,960 deleted or archived all of our pics and my friend says he's 185 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:29,600 looking for women at the gym or whatever. 186 00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:33,880 I would also like to move on. I downloaded Bumble but I can't 187 00:10:33,880 --> 00:10:36,360 for the life of me find it in myself to give anyone attention. 188 00:10:36,440 --> 00:10:39,040 I want to but at the same time I don't. 189 00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:41,800 But he's out there being a dog, so I'd like to move on as well. 190 00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:43,920 There's a lot of run on sentences, I know. 191 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:46,560 But ultimately my question I guess is how do I get in the 192 00:10:46,560 --> 00:10:50,160 mindset he's in where he's totally fine fucking whatever 193 00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:52,920 moves. Regardless of this, regardless 194 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:54,800 of this, this gets answered. I feel a lot better just 195 00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:55,800 venting. Thank you love show. 196 00:10:56,480 --> 00:11:00,520 Well Myra love you. Thank you for texting in. 197 00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:07,640 It will get answered. And here's what you got to do #1 198 00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:12,320 if you're going through a breakup, you can't base how you 199 00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:13,960 act on how the other person is acting. 200 00:11:14,360 --> 00:11:18,840 It is a bad road to go down because the way they cope and 201 00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:20,960 the way you cope not going to be the same. 202 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:24,960 And also the way they cope, it might not be healthy and 203 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:26,760 probably isn't, and it's definitely not going to be 204 00:11:26,760 --> 00:11:28,800 healthy for you because they're a different person. 205 00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:32,360 So that's number one. Don't look at what he's doing. 206 00:11:32,560 --> 00:11:34,000 Don't look at the pictures he's posting. 207 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,480 Don't look at any of it. He is. 208 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:38,960 He's doing the thing where he's trying to erase any semblance of 209 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:45,160 you from his life, which I know hurts, but it's him unable to 210 00:11:45,160 --> 00:11:47,000 emotionally process what happened. 211 00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:50,880 And so he's trying to just repress it and pretend like it 212 00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:55,360 never happened, which I would say is not healthy. 213 00:11:55,760 --> 00:12:00,720 And you know, sounds like, I would say sounds like a guy, but 214 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,200 I think both genders do it. But you know, it does sound more 215 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:05,560 like maybe a guy thing to just be like that should never 216 00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:07,480 happened. I'm I'm erasing it for my life 217 00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:09,200 for all I have. No, I have no emotions. 218 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:12,120 I don't feel shit. Let me go off, let me go out and 219 00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:15,560 fuck like whatever moves bro, let me get some puss because 220 00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:17,640 that's who I am now. I'm the pussy getting guy. 221 00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:23,720 I mean honestly, that's kind of I, I mean when I when I when my 222 00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:26,840 ex and I split up, I did not delete every guy. 223 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:28,360 This guy is so loud in his phone. 224 00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:30,880 Do you hear him screaming? Got to be a dad. 225 00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:33,560 Have to have kids. As soon as you have kids, your 226 00:12:33,560 --> 00:12:36,440 decibels when you talk on the phone goes up at least 20 times. 227 00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:40,000 You're just like everyone is going to hear my conversation. 228 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:43,280 You just, you just have so much pent up anger from being around 229 00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:46,680 your kids that just you get on the phone and you're like, I how 230 00:12:46,680 --> 00:12:50,000 are you doing, Frank? Oh, no, I'm great. 231 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:55,400 The kids are great. That was loud. 232 00:12:57,680 --> 00:13:00,560 I'm not, I'm not losing my mind. I'm not, I'm not regretting 233 00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:02,240 having kids at all. No, everything's good. 234 00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:04,520 Hey, do you want to go for a bite this Sunday just so I can 235 00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:07,000 get some energy out and maybe I'll go in front of a bus, Who 236 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:10,320 knows? So. 237 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:19,280 So Myra. Anyway, so you have to ask 238 00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:22,800 yourself, what do you think will help you the most? 239 00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:26,600 If you're just trying to go out and date, then go and Bumble 240 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:33,160 because you think it's the thing to do, then I would say maybe 241 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:35,240 don't do it. But if you've broke it up with 242 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:38,200 someone in the past and you find that going on dates kind of gets 243 00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:40,280 you back in the rhythm and remind yourself and allows you 244 00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:42,680 to process that I am going to be seeing other people, I am going 245 00:13:42,680 --> 00:13:45,080 to be sleeping with other people, I am out there looking 246 00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:48,520 for a new partner, I would say go, go ahead and do it. 247 00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:53,000 If you say you can't like, like also ask yourself, why can you 248 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:56,440 not find it in yourself to go on these dates and talk to people? 249 00:13:56,440 --> 00:13:58,800 I think a lot of people get reticent because they're like, 250 00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:00,960 oh, am I really about to do this again? 251 00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:04,640 Am I going to date again? And then they, they can't get 252 00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:06,880 over that hump. And it's like, yeah, man, that's 253 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,600 life. That's what happens. 254 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:14,960 It fucking sucks and you don't want to do it, but you got to. 255 00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:18,560 And if you ever have any chance of finding someone else, you got 256 00:14:18,560 --> 00:14:21,120 to get back on those dating apps and you got to look at them. 257 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:22,880 I still have this plastic thing on my head. 258 00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:26,840 You got to look at them positively as a tool instead of 259 00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:29,720 being like, oh, this is so sad. I can't believe I'm on dating 260 00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:31,520 apps again. There's nothing sad about it. 261 00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:34,000 You're a human being. You're doing what human beings 262 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,320 do. You're going on dates. 263 00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:40,920 It's completely fine. And fuck him and whatever he's 264 00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:44,240 doing all right. Immature of him to delete 265 00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:48,520 everything and post the dude If he's posting a pic of him a six 266 00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:50,640 bug bites. Now if he's posting a pic of him 267 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:54,320 flexing, bro, this dude is going through it. 268 00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:56,640 He is crying into his pillow at night. 269 00:14:57,880 --> 00:15:02,400 He's not he's not good. Anyone posting photos of them 270 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:05,760 flexing it? That's like so lame, bro. 271 00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:09,840 It's so, you know, it's a term that we said we don't want to 272 00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:12,800 say it on the show too much, but it's pretty it's pretty lame. 273 00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:17,320 It's sad, OK, He's trying to get attention because he's sad that 274 00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:19,680 you guys split up and he doesn't know what he's doing. 275 00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:22,640 So he's like, let me just get attention from my body and I 276 00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:24,280 don't I don't think he's like fucking girls. 277 00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:25,840 The gym. That's so hard to do and also 278 00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:27,680 something you shouldn't be doing. 279 00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:31,120 But the whole point, again, been talking about this for a while. 280 00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:34,720 Myra is don't focus on him at all. 281 00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:38,040 He shouldn't affect how you were going about in your day. 282 00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:40,880 The only way he should affect you is when you guys are talking 283 00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:43,200 about your child and figuring out when you're going to Co 284 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:46,520 parent and decisions for the kid. 285 00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:49,400 Besides that, the way he dates and the way you date does not 286 00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:52,400 need to be connected at all. You date the way you date. 287 00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:55,160 You do something and you think is it's ready and you'll know if 288 00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:57,520 you're ready or not. You'll know if you're saying 289 00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:59,640 like I don't want to do it because you're just being scared 290 00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:01,880 or you don't want to do it because you actually don't want 291 00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:04,400 to. Like I'll tell you right now, I 292 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:06,600 haven't gone unhinged in a while because there's been a couple 293 00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:09,280 people that I've been seeing and I and it's not because I'm 294 00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:11,880 scared to go back on it. I actually don't want to. 295 00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:16,040 Meaningless sex to me has not felt good recently. 296 00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:20,280 It's actually felt bad. So I haven't done it. 297 00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:22,200 I've been trying to cut that out of my life. 298 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:24,520 There's some people that have come into my life that we've 299 00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:26,680 hooked up and then I felt like shit after. 300 00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:28,480 And then I've tried to repress it because I'm a guy and I'm 301 00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:29,680 like, no, this is what you're supposed to do. 302 00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:30,840 And then and then I go, Hey, you know what? 303 00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:32,760 I shouldn't be doing this. Why? 304 00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:36,440 Why am I acting in in a way just because I think that's what a 305 00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:40,320 guy is supposed to be. And then I move on and I don't 306 00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:44,480 have and then and then I just go, I'm going to date people 307 00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:48,960 that feel good and that and you know, that's how it's going. 308 00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:53,080 So I, I think I, I answered that for you, Myra, get out there if 309 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:55,040 you want to and it feels good. And if you need a little bit of 310 00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:58,560 push, I'm pushing you. Go out there and try experiment, 311 00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:01,960 OK, Meet new people doesn't mean you're going, they're going to 312 00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:04,240 be your, their, your next husband or whatever. 313 00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:05,960 And I know it's scary because you have a child. 314 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:09,079 I, I, I, I can't begin to understand what it's like to 315 00:17:09,079 --> 00:17:10,960 start dating and have to be like hell. 316 00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:14,280 But I had a really good time. By the way, I do have a one year 317 00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:19,240 old kid. Fuck, my phone looks like it's 318 00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:20,599 crooked. Whatever, dude, who gives a 319 00:17:20,599 --> 00:17:22,319 fuck? I'm spitting right now. 320 00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:27,640 But this is your life. And it's an interesting, unique 321 00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:29,800 life. I mean, a lot of the people are 322 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:34,400 going through, but still. So, so sometimes I like to think 323 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:40,600 about life as like you get to have these experiences and so 324 00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:43,240 they might be scary and weird, but it's also what makes life 325 00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:48,240 great because you're the only one. 326 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:49,960 First of all, you have to have these experiences. 327 00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:51,200 You can't have any any other ones. 328 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,200 You only have your consciousness. 329 00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:56,360 But 2, like you get to like, I will never get to experience 330 00:17:56,360 --> 00:17:59,320 what it's like to be like to be single woman going on dates who 331 00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:02,480 happens to have a kid. You get to experience that and 332 00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:07,120 have wisdom and then be able to maybe pass it on to someone else 333 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:11,080 later on in life, who knows? I get to be a mentally ill 334 00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:14,560 comedian that is recording by Lehman College in the Bronx and 335 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:18,680 watching people bike by and go, wow, I, I wish I could get into 336 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:20,760 biking. But then I then I think about 337 00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:23,000 how much it costs and then I think about I'd be on the bike 338 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,720 and I would honestly be like, man, I probably look gay as fuck 339 00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:31,440 right now and see that's, that's a perfect usage of that word, 340 00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:35,000 right. So Myra, it's going to be OK. 341 00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:38,600 Maybe message back in a couple weeks or a month. 342 00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:42,040 Let us know how it's going. We as a community, we we want we 343 00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:45,840 want to we want to follow up. We want to see how the dating 344 00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:47,880 life of the new single. I mean, because, wow, four 345 00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:52,960 months, it's a lot. It's also very new. 346 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:55,560 I hooked up with someone too quickly. 347 00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:57,760 But that's also how I process things. 348 00:18:57,760 --> 00:18:59,800 That's that's how I know. I mean, it's spending 20 minutes 349 00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:01,440 talking about that. Whatever. 350 00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:07,600 What the fuck is shut up, Dylan. Yeah, OK, good. 351 00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:10,680 And we had one more but it's like 5 minutes long and I know 352 00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:13,360 who it's from and bro, I appreciate you sending shit in 353 00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:15,600 but I, I got I'm gonna I'm gonna have to listen to it and cut it 354 00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:19,800 down so it's not up and and also I can't plug it into my recorder 355 00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:25,040 but don't worry I'm getting a new recorder and man, that siren 356 00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:29,920 is loud. That siren is loud. 357 00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:34,480 Maybe I should just. I know it's turning off. 358 00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:35,760 OK, great. Oops. 359 00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:37,280 I guess someone died 100 feet from me. 360 00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:46,720 All right, let me just EJ's just oh, it's coming right this way. 361 00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:48,120 Let me just cover the mic real quick. 362 00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:54,240 This episode is going to be a much better received and and and 363 00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:56,320 consumed visually. I will say that you get the 364 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,600 whole, you know, you see me getting bit by bugs. 365 00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:02,200 You see the, the fire department ambulance driving by. 366 00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:04,520 It's going to be great. I I really got to say that. 367 00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:08,120 And yes, if the question is, Dylan, will you start recording 368 00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:12,280 where you aren't in like very public spaces so that you don't 369 00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:16,200 have sirens and people walking by screaming on the like Spanish 370 00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:17,880 guys walking by screaming on the telephone? 371 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:22,920 Yeah, I will. But this is, dude, we're 372 00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:26,120 experimenting. We are keeping it up. 373 00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:29,840 And, you know, and the siren is still just so it's just right in 374 00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:31,880 my ear. I don't know where the guy is 375 00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:33,960 driving. How is it getting closer? 376 00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:35,640 But there's a park. But OK. 377 00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:39,640 Wow, Just like that, it's gone. And I'm not angry anymore. 378 00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:42,800 I'm chill, man. I'm chill. 379 00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:46,840 God, I love being in nature. There's another squirrel over 380 00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:50,880 there climbing up the tree. It would be nice to be a 381 00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:54,480 squirrel sometimes. Life would be much simpler. 382 00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:56,880 Just a squirrel trying to get that nut. 383 00:20:56,880 --> 00:21:00,080 You know what I'm saying? OK. 384 00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:02,760 Anyway. Oh, I just spilled my coffee. 385 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:08,240 I love my life. I really do. 386 00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:12,560 I love my life. Let's see what else? 387 00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:16,240 What else happened this week? Besides, you know what we're not 388 00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:22,040 going to talk about? Went on a date that was nice, 389 00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:26,680 got lunch. But you know, I don't want to 390 00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:28,120 really want to fucking talk about that. 391 00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:31,880 But you know, sometimes you as a guy, sometimes you, you know, 392 00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:36,120 you going on dates and after a while, if there's dude, I mean 393 00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:40,000 this, this might just be a, a personal thing, but after a 394 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,400 while you're like, OK, are you just going On this date to like, 395 00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:45,360 I can pay for lunch with you? And you don't really give a 396 00:21:45,360 --> 00:21:47,800 shit. Like if you're feeling that, 397 00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:49,360 that that's the only thing I will say. 398 00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:51,920 If you're a woman and you're going on dates with someone and 399 00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:55,480 you actually like want to keep seeing them, just be sure to 400 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:58,480 lock in and make, you know, make it seem like you're, you're, 401 00:21:58,480 --> 00:21:59,680 you're happy to be in their presence. 402 00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:04,640 Because if not as the guy, you can kind of go like, why just 403 00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:06,840 why did I just spend $78 on Thai food? 404 00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:11,360 That was like, not that good, But then you get in your head 405 00:22:11,360 --> 00:22:14,320 and you're like, oh, like, why am I, Why, you know, I should, I 406 00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:19,480 should just be happy to, to be with, you know, and then it's 407 00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:22,320 embarrassing as a guide to like, dude, it is embarrassing to ask 408 00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:25,840 someone to split it with you if they're not like if you care at 409 00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:27,080 all about continuing to see them. 410 00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:30,120 That's the paradox about that's the paradox of dating is that 411 00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:34,840 everything that you should do that is like completely valid 412 00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:37,240 and justified in terms of like setting boundaries and asking 413 00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:41,200 for things you are scared to do because you're like, what if 414 00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:43,040 this what if this scares them away? 415 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:45,520 Or like, I have stakes now. And so I don't want to do 416 00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:48,200 something that's going to make them feel like, you know, give 417 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:50,480 the girl that ick or whatever the fuck that is. 418 00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:56,760 But you can't think about that because you have to be truthful 419 00:22:56,760 --> 00:23:01,280 in who you are and you have to be the most authentic. 420 00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:03,320 All right, we got four guys running. 421 00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:05,680 Guy in the front has a little chest strap. 422 00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:09,000 All of them got their shirts off and they're all equally toned. 423 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:10,800 I like that. I like seeing a bunch of dudes 424 00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:13,320 that are all equally toned running so none of them are 425 00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:15,160 showing off. They all got their shirts off. 426 00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:17,840 If one of them didn't have a shirt off or only one had a 427 00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:22,600 shirt off, I wouldn't like it. But I like the the the equality 428 00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:24,840 and the the harmony. It's the word. 429 00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:27,800 I found the the harmony of that is nice. 430 00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:31,160 I definitely do. I appreciate that. 431 00:23:37,360 --> 00:23:46,360 Man, just good dude. Be out here. 432 00:23:46,360 --> 00:23:51,480 I would do wish there were more submissions, but I can I can 433 00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:56,040 usually just get it going. I try to look up current events, 434 00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:59,160 man, Dude, these websites, these, these news websites, a 435 00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:01,440 lot of them, they just have absolutely not. 436 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:04,200 Like there are no current events going on except for things 437 00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:08,320 that'll like, there's no like fun entertainment news anymore. 438 00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:13,280 This is what I'm talking about where I'm like, it's nice to 439 00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:15,600 just have gossip because you don't have to think about how 440 00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:19,040 like the world is on fire. The only thing we got is is 441 00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:25,880 Jason Baldoni and Blake Lively. Shit, Taylor Swift and something 442 00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:28,920 with the Emmys. Oh, and then Rainn Wilson is 443 00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:31,600 like everyone in the office, Like the the office is based on 444 00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:34,960 people that are like like racist and idiots, you know, like, 445 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,600 alright man, did you really have to say that? 446 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:39,400 Like what the fuck? Sometimes these actors, it's 447 00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:41,360 like, dude, stop going on podcasts. 448 00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:44,000 No one actually like gives a fuck what you have to say. 449 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:49,560 I mean, Rainn Wilson seems like a decent guy, but it's like, and 450 00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:51,400 then and then he's like, yeah, they were going to. 451 00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:53,760 And then and then of course, it goes into him being like, you 452 00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:56,280 know, I don't want to talk shit about this guy because whatever, 453 00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:57,640 I'm never going to meet him. Who gives a fuck? 454 00:24:59,120 --> 00:25:00,920 He's like, yeah, you know, they were supposed to make a spin off 455 00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:02,520 called The Farm. And I think it would have done 456 00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:06,440 great, but, you know, they decided not to. 457 00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:08,240 They would have made him another billion dollars and it would 458 00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:09,720 have been a good show. And it's like, yeah, of course 459 00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:11,400 you're saying that because you would have been the star, bro. 460 00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:14,680 You would have been the star. Hey, you got your cake, dude. 461 00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:17,640 You were on one of the best comedies of the past 20 years. 462 00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:22,480 Just just chill with that. Become a venture capitalist like 463 00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:24,880 you have money or just become a director. 464 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:30,800 Don't. So these people just like vaping 465 00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:34,760 on a bench. Jesus. 466 00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:38,720 Just sitting on a bench, not talking. 467 00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:40,760 And oh, no, it's a it's a joint still. 468 00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:43,160 It's like sitting on a bench, not talking. 469 00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:45,640 Smoking a joint. It's not a lot of smoke. 470 00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:52,560 Yeah, I guess that I don't know if I would walk all the way out 471 00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:59,600 to a park just so that I could smoke weed on a bench or if I if 472 00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:01,920 I did, I don't think I would do it right because they're right 473 00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:06,960 by the the road. Who wants to like smoke weed and 474 00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:12,880 then just watch cars drive by? You know, I mean, I guess, but 475 00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:17,000 at least these guys are like walking and taking a little run, 476 00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:19,360 going for a run. Yeah. 477 00:26:19,360 --> 00:26:20,840 Oh, they're racing. Oh, dude, Hell yeah. 478 00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:22,280 These two guys are racing. Let's go. 479 00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:24,520 Oh, the other guy beat. Oh, the other guy absolutely 480 00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:27,600 smoked him. The other dude's bigger probably 481 00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:30,280 lists more in the gym, but man, he, I mean, he, he tried to get 482 00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:32,960 a running start and his friend absolutely smoked his ass. 483 00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:36,800 God, racing as a man, racing your friend as a man. 484 00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:40,440 No better feeling just being like, I, I raced you to that 485 00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:42,200 sign. That's like, that's like the 486 00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:47,080 peak of boyhood is I'll race you to the sign or can you touch the 487 00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:50,680 sign? It's it That's like that is 488 00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:55,760 honestly, as a man, kind of the peak of life is when you can 489 00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:59,920 just race to anything and then your backpack is bigger than you 490 00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:03,720 are. And, and it's man, life was so 491 00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:05,920 good. It was so simple. 492 00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:13,120 You know, you'd go to the corner store, you get a Arizona iced 493 00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:17,440 tea for a dollar, you get a pack of M&M's or some Doritos or 494 00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:19,880 something. It'd be $3 total. 495 00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:23,080 We were in a recession, but you didn't really understand what 496 00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:25,440 that means. So it was fine. 497 00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:28,120 But your mom only gave you $5.00 because that's literally the 498 00:27:28,120 --> 00:27:32,560 only money that they had. The life was good, bro. 499 00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:39,160 Oh man. He taught like talked about Halo 500 00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:40,440 or whatever video game you're doing. 501 00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:44,560 I mean, I still think it's like that now, but now you go get the 502 00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:47,800 now you go get the chips and you get the you get a prime energy 503 00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:49,200 drink. And these kids are like wired 504 00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:50,800 the fuck up. And then they're watching Kai 505 00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:55,280 Sanat on Twitch and it's just, I don't want to be that boomer. 506 00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:57,680 That's like, you know, it's not, it's not not the same as it used 507 00:27:57,680 --> 00:27:58,800 to be. I'm sure they're still having 508 00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:02,840 fun. They're still joking, man, when 509 00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:06,840 you're 8 years old and you could just laugh at shit, you could 510 00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:09,680 laugh at the dumbest shit and it felt good. 511 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:14,520 And you it was just goof central anything. 512 00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:19,640 And you know, sometimes it did the the you were laughing at the 513 00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:21,640 fact that you were throwing rocks at a squirrel and kind of 514 00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:24,480 torturing the squirrel. But it was just some good old 515 00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:28,240 fashioned the goof central 8 year old fun. 516 00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:33,120 No one was getting hurt. You just, you're just in goof 517 00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:37,400 town. It's goofy central yuck, yuck. 518 00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:41,200 Let's waterboard that squirrel. Yuck, yuck. 519 00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:51,320 Oh shit, yuck yuck. Tell us where the nuts are. 520 00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:53,000 We're going to pull out your fingernails. 521 00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:57,480 Yuck, yuck, Goof central. Yay. 522 00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:02,120 Oh, it's going to be short episode because I have to leave 523 00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:06,840 sin and go finish this test. But I'm happy we got we got that 524 00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:08,280 funny part. We got goof central. 525 00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:13,920 I feel like something else happened this week that I wanted 526 00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:18,360 to to talk about. I wrote down my notes and then 527 00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:19,800 of course, I didn't bring the notebook. 528 00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:24,040 I'm incapable of leaving my house without forgetting 529 00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:25,640 something. Is anyone else like this? 530 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:29,160 I cannot leave the past two weeks. 531 00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:30,880 I live in a building with an elevator, right? 532 00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:36,520 The past two weeks, I would say 85% of the time I would leave my 533 00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:38,240 apartment. I'd get into the elevator. 534 00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:40,000 I would say goodbye to the doorman. 535 00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:46,160 I'd I'd walk out and then immediately I'd go, fuck, I 536 00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:47,960 forgot that, turn back around, go inside back. 537 00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:51,040 I forgot something. And the first or second time it 538 00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:52,560 was fine. It was a little embarrassing. 539 00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:56,280 And then it got to the point where I would walk back in and 540 00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:58,960 then the dorm would be I got you forgot, yeah, forgot something, 541 00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:01,120 huh? And I'd be like, yeah, that's 542 00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:04,400 my, that's my fucked up brain. My short term memories 543 00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:07,600 absolutely shot dude, every time. 544 00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:13,240 And the and like, dumb shit. The other day, I forgot my 545 00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:14,880 lunch. I left it out. 546 00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:16,080 My brother came home three hours earlier. 547 00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:17,280 He's like, yeah, your lunch is just out. 548 00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:20,280 And I go, OK, we'll put it back in the fridge. 549 00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:22,560 I'll heat it up later. And then hopefully just pray 550 00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:25,080 that the microwave kills all the germs in it that have just been 551 00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:27,600 festering. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 552 00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:29,560 Give him this out. Time to feast. 553 00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:32,480 Yeah, we're going to absolutely give him diarrhea later. 554 00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:34,840 I didn't. It was fine. 555 00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:39,440 My stomach get hurt last night but work as my my my pancreas 556 00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:42,160 have patriotic problems. We're not going to talk about 557 00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:42,840 it. I'll talk about it on a 558 00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:48,520 different episode. Unable to leave, unable to leave 559 00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:51,360 without forgetting things, constantly forgetting things. 560 00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:55,480 I wonder if there's a big shot on my face just is anyone else 561 00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:58,160 like this? Anyone else just constantly 562 00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:01,600 forgetting things? Call in 347-566-9741. 563 00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:04,120 Tell us if you're forgetting. Tell us the things you're doing 564 00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:05,920 that you're like, why am I like this? 565 00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:09,320 Because that's, that's for me, I go, why am I like this? 566 00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:12,680 There's something I forget all the time. 567 00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:18,360 Travel, it's not as much, but there is still usually one small 568 00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:19,800 piece of something that I forget. 569 00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:23,920 And I go, fuck, it's not enough for me to have like, you know, 570 00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:25,520 overnight. It's wherever I'm going. 571 00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:29,160 But oh, that's what I wanted to say. 572 00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:32,520 I 'cause there's a lot of RV's randomly parked around here, 573 00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:36,640 which whenever you see an RV parked in public on a street and 574 00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:42,040 it looks old, you're like that. That is I I'll pay. 575 00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:45,000 That's, that's a haunted house I'm about to go to. 576 00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:47,640 I'm going to go to a haunted house with my brothers or 577 00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:51,520 something This this fall we're going to go to Markov's Haunted 578 00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:55,280 Haunted Forest, Mark Cox's Haunted Stores Haunted Forest, 579 00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:59,000 which by the way, it's in Pennsylvania, it's in Maryland. 580 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:02,080 If anyone in the Tri-City area has any recommendations on 581 00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:09,720 places to go that would like really scary haunted houses, 582 00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:13,560 that would that would be widely appreciated. 583 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:17,120 Because most of these you just walk through the forest and a 584 00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:19,680 couple people jump out of you and you're like, kind of scared. 585 00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:22,880 But it's not, dude, I want to be like scared. 586 00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:26,200 I, I want, I want to be like, holy fuck, like I think I'm 587 00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:27,720 going to, you know, I want to be right. 588 00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:33,040 I want to be riding the line and I haven't had that. 589 00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:34,560 Maybe that's just me, but I just do, dude. 590 00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:36,840 When I'm going to a, if I'm going to a haunted house or I'm 591 00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:39,640 going to one of these haunted forests, I wanted to be, I want 592 00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:41,760 to be on the line. I want to be like, oh shit, that 593 00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:43,760 guy got in my I want to be chased. 594 00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:47,360 I want to like put my hands up like I'm I'm about to have to 595 00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:52,800 like I'm going to have to fight. You know, maybe that's just me, 596 00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:58,200 but a lot of these have died down because kids and people 597 00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:01,480 that get scared easily. I get scared, but I want to 598 00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:03,520 leave and go holy yo, that was scary. 599 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:09,480 I just got one story of my dad. My dad when I was younger, we 600 00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:12,920 went to this haunted this like crazy haunted house in Los 601 00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:16,000 Angeles or somewhere in Lai don't know why I said Los 602 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:23,120 Angeles and it was in a house and you had to line up. 603 00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:28,840 And I remember it was so scary that that they made my dad like 604 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:33,400 I had to wait outside. And I just which by the way, 605 00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:35,680 like have I talked about this on the podcast before? 606 00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:38,760 Kind of insane that my dad was like, all right, you wait 607 00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:39,760 outside. I'm going to go through this 608 00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:41,840 thing. But also respects. 609 00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:44,680 I'm happy he did that. I'm happy he got that experience 610 00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:48,200 as a man. And for like 20 minutes got to 611 00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:52,520 not be a father and just be a 41 year old guy who like, I mean, 612 00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:54,280 his son is outside. He's being a father, but he's 613 00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:55,920 like, let me enjoy life a little bit. 614 00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:57,680 I'm not trying to scare my son, but I'm already here. 615 00:33:57,680 --> 00:34:00,680 He's like, I'm not going to not going to this haunted house. 616 00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:05,920 And he said that there was like an operating table and a real 617 00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:07,240 person on it with like a beating heart. 618 00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:10,120 And you would like some someone stuck their hand in and people 619 00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:12,480 would grab you. And he said it was scary. 620 00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:17,480 Like he was actually scared. And that's what I want to do. 621 00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:20,760 I don't want to do something where like it's just a bunch of 622 00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:24,560 jump scares. But then they don't like and you 623 00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:27,840 know, it's some weird Hick from the middle of Pennsylvania 624 00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:35,199 that's like way too into it. You know, probably is a furry 625 00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:38,639 listens to Slipknot when they Jack off. 626 00:34:38,639 --> 00:34:43,719 Like I don't want like they do the thing with like, like, you 627 00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:45,199 know how they do that? Have you guys ever been on it 628 00:34:45,199 --> 00:34:49,080 where they they make that weird like like it's even even making 629 00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:53,040 it make it's cringe to me. God, it's such a fucking cringe. 630 00:34:53,159 --> 00:34:55,639 I want a scary one, dude. I want to fall down a trapdoor 631 00:34:55,639 --> 00:34:58,240 or like almost fall down a trapdoor because you'd probably 632 00:34:58,240 --> 00:34:59,920 get hurt. Yeah, you would get hurt, but 633 00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:03,680 like almost or I want to see someone right next to me get 634 00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:07,160 like mortally wounded, not die. I want to see I was I want to 635 00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:10,280 see see a bystander next to me get actually hurt me. 636 00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:12,640 Be like, holy shit, OK, this is real. 637 00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:15,800 And then like be on my toes and it could be an actor, but I want 638 00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:18,200 to believe it. They got that's what they got to 639 00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:22,400 do. They got to plant people in the 640 00:35:23,240 --> 00:35:26,240 in the haunted forest. Now it sucks that we're cooking. 641 00:35:26,240 --> 00:35:28,040 It's like 38 minutes and I got to end soon. 642 00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:31,920 They got to plant people that make you go like, holy shit, I 643 00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:34,480 could actually get hurt. That's what they got to do. 644 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,240 So if you. Have any recommendations for 645 00:35:37,240 --> 00:35:37,880 haunted? Houses. 646 00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:42,720 I would appreciate that. Oh, but RV's. 647 00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:45,400 But our RV haunt RV is a real haunted house. 648 00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:47,280 You walk in there like, you know, there's all this plastic 649 00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:49,320 and weird shit piled up and you're like, oh, dude, this is 650 00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:51,440 some hoarder. Something went, something went 651 00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:54,200 wrong in this guy's life to be, you know, on the side of the 652 00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:56,960 road next to Lehman College in a Winnebago from 1973. 653 00:35:57,400 --> 00:36:01,400 But all that's to say. I rented an RV. 654 00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:06,320 For my 33rd birthday. All that's all. 655 00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:08,360 All that's. To say that I rented an RV for 656 00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:10,920 my 33rd birthday and I'm going to drive up to Maine alone. 657 00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:14,640 And when I tell people that everyone is kind of like, oh, 658 00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:19,120 are you OK? And I go, come on, man. 659 00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:23,720 Obviously not. I rented an RV alone and I'm 660 00:36:23,720 --> 00:36:25,760 driving up to Maine. I'm driving up to a National 661 00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:27,960 Forest where usually people go missing. 662 00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:33,600 So yeah, I'm not great, but also I'm very excited about it. 663 00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:36,000 It's like, you can't, you can't like travel and like be alone 664 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,720 without someone going. Are you OK? 665 00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:43,760 Even though it's, you know, simultaneously I'm like, yes, I 666 00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:45,480 want to do this alone and it's going to be sick. 667 00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:51,960 And no, does that make sense? And I'm going to bring a GoPro 668 00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:54,440 and I'll, I'll, I'll record it and maybe post it online for you 669 00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:58,720 guys to watch a vlog of it. Because then when you're doing 670 00:36:58,720 --> 00:37:01,600 it for someone else, it's like not just you being alone, but. 671 00:37:04,240 --> 00:37:08,120 Something about like. Having an RV it is a sign is a 672 00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:10,520 red flag if things aren't going great even though it shouldn't 673 00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:13,360 be. But I you know, I was watching a 674 00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:18,720 video last night of some guy that turned a box truck into AI 675 00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:20,120 mean. A van like a like. 676 00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:22,880 A livable van like ARV but it's like a box truck. 677 00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:24,880 So it was bigger and he had a shower and he had all this shit 678 00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:28,480 in there and a nice ass kitchen and it looked really cool. 679 00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:32,960 And still I looked at the guy and went like, yeah, something's 680 00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:35,640 up with you. You're not, you know, he had 681 00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:37,320 like, sand. Of course he had sandals on. 682 00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:38,920 I was looking at his feet the entire time. 683 00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:41,240 Like I'm watching the video and his feet are just out. 684 00:37:41,240 --> 00:37:42,960 And I don't even have a weird thing about feet. 685 00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:46,080 But for some reason just seeing his feet in sandals, I was like, 686 00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:48,640 I'd almost rather him not have sandals on. 687 00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:51,200 Does that make sense? I'd almost rather see him 688 00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:55,520 barefoot in his house than in like, Teva's and just his, his 689 00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:58,080 just raw dogs are out. And I'm like, all right, well, 690 00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:02,520 yeah, you're this guy. But he was sick. 691 00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:06,440 He had a motorcycle on the back. He surfed long, long hair. 692 00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:11,000 He's been living in. What is it about living in a van 693 00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:20,040 or a truck, like for your life that you go just get a house, 694 00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:22,120 bro? Do you know what I mean? 695 00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:25,800 Like, I'm. I, I also like, would love to do 696 00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:30,880 that for a year or two, but then I'm still like, just get a 697 00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:33,040 house, dude. Maybe I'm maybe I'm trapped, 698 00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:37,280 maybe I'm too trapped and I'm like, get a house bro, get a 699 00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:38,440 family. What are you doing? 700 00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:40,720 You just live. Like I see a man in his late 30s 701 00:38:40,720 --> 00:38:42,600 just living. It's supposed to be, that's 702 00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:45,400 supposed to be celebrated as the dream, as the guy's living his 703 00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:47,880 life. He's free, he's out there and 704 00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:49,960 still all these people are watching me record this podcast 705 00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:51,960 and it's OK 'cause I'll never see any of them again. 706 00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:53,200 And the pockets is going to end it. 707 00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:58,600 Oh shit, I got to go now. It's supposed to be free. 708 00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:03,280 But you're just like, yeah, that's nice, but I feel like a 709 00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:06,240 guy in the 1950s. I'm like, get a job, you fucking 710 00:39:06,240 --> 00:39:08,720 bum. Get get a family. 711 00:39:08,720 --> 00:39:11,480 You, you're a hippie. What are you doing living in a 712 00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:15,400 van, you fucking communist. You're ruining our. 713 00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:17,880 You're ruining our country. Well, I guess you're voting for 714 00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:20,480 Zoran. Meanwhile, I'm also voting for 715 00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:25,160 Zoran text in about that. If you have any thoughts about 716 00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:27,040 that, guys, you listen to something on the show that you 717 00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:29,080 have a that you have a thought about, text in about it. 718 00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:35,320 Call in about it, 347-566-9741, share the show, subscribe on 719 00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:39,760 YouTube, put it on your story. OK, let's get more people to 720 00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:41,680 listen. Let's grow this so I can get 721 00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:44,520 better 'cause I'm going to get a new camera so this will look 722 00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:49,360 better and then I'm going to get a better recorder so I can I can 723 00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:52,320 do things live and like plug in and even have maybe call 724 00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:54,360 insurance for the show. We'll see about that. 725 00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:56,160 Probably we'll just do voicemails because people call 726 00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:57,560 on and they just take away too much time. 727 00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:01,960 But. Let's grow, you know, let's. 728 00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:07,000 Keep growing anyway, so slash touching grass, but I hope you 729 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:10,880 guys enjoyed being outside and looking at beautiful the 730 00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:14,960 beautiful Bronx and I'll talk to you next week. 731 00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:16,360 Bye.