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Hello everybody, welcome back to
Anyway, so Taylor Swift's new 

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album sucks. 
That's what everyone's saying, 

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right? 
Her album, Her album sucks. 

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That's what everyone's upset 
about. 

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How are we? 
Let's we're going to talk about 

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that and how it doesn't matter. 
And now it's just pushing 

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pushing the narrative of 
something to talk about. 

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Who cares? 
It's Sunday, dude, and it's it's

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gloomy out and it's going to 
rain and as soon as a storm is 

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coming, it's all people can talk
about. 

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For. 
Two days before I mean me 

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included you're just like I 
heard the storm's going to be 

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bad storm might be bad tomorrow.
I'm keeping an update on the 

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I'm. 
I'm look I'm. 

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Looking at the the, the radar, 
trying to see see how it comes. 

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We're all looking at the exact 
same radar. 

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It's funny, One time I one time 
I was talking to one of my 

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friends after a movie. 
And we're walking and we're 

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walking outside and I'm like, 
damn, it's kind of chilly out. 

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And he's like, yeah, it is 
pretty cold. 

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And then I looked at my phone 
and I go. 

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Yeah, wow, it's 48° out and he 
goes, no, it's not 48° out. 

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And then he he opens up his 
weather app to check and goes, 

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Oh yeah, I guess it is 48° out. 
And I go, motherfucker, we're 

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using the same app How? 
And you know, when you just call

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someone out for something that 
even they have to laugh because 

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it's absolutely insane. 
He goes, Oh yeah, I guess you're

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right. 
Like I, I showed him the weather

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app and he didn't believe me. 
So then he pulled out his also 

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iPhone the exact same whatever 
it is and just to double check 

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and he clicked, he didn't even 
click on a different app. 

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He's fucking some people just 
they, they can't, they can't 

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believe something until they 
like double check, you know, 

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like they don't trust anything 
you say and that until they 

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check it, even though they're 
doing the exact same amount. 

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Of research that you are. 
That's why it's. 

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So annoying when someone's like 
I did your like do your research

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like in like in an argument. 
Now I was having I was having a 

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discussion last night with some 
friends and one of them we were 

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we were discussing the military 
and industrial really intense 

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stuff. 
We usually just talk about being

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Unks, but for some reason we got
into this and. 

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He made a statement, I said I 
don't know about that. 

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And then he just went to his 
phone and Googled and found one 

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article that confirmed his point
and showed it to me. 

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And it's like, OK, do we really 
want to do a Google war 'cause I

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can just do the same thing? 
I can. 

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I can also just look up an 
article and be like, well, 

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actually look at this, or I can 
just AI overview, you know, like

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I, I, I can, I can use my AI 
overview to go against your AI 

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overview. 
It's the same thing. 

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We're we're using the same 
Google. 

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Like half the time I feel like 
you, instead of having an 

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argument, you should just have 
an AI that has all of your 

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thoughts and opinions and just 
put it against another AI that's

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your friends and then see what 
logical conclusion it gets to. 

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That would save time and be 
better, but then you know you 

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wouldn't. 
You wouldn't accept it if it was

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like, well actually copilot is 
right on this one not not my 

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ChatGPT version. 
Oh, but which which ChatGPT 

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version are you using? 
Doesn't it doesn't matter? 

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But but yeah, he did that and I 
just laughed. 

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I did. 
I laughed in his face because I 

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went, dude, it's the same app, 
bro. 

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I'm I love him. 
I love, I love it. 

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I love it when your friends are 
like that dumb and they just 

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you, just you, just they just 
get called out. 

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I'm going to take my beanie off.
It's a little warm in here. 

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I need better headphones because
I I can't really hear them 

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through the beanie. 
But yeah, it's a nice gloomy 

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day. 
Sometimes I like a gloomy day, 

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Sometimes I like a day that you 
just go. 

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I can sit. 
Inside and not feel bad about it

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because the weather is dictating
that I can just sit inside watch

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a movie I've already because I'm
not watching a new movie when 

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it's raining out. 
I'm watching an old movie that I

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know, I know I don't want any 
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I want to watch a movie I've 
seen a bunch of times and just 

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kind of just live in it, look 
outside, think about ordering 

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delivery, and then be reminded 
that it's going to cost three 

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times as much. 
So you go, yeah, whatever. 

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I still don't want to go out 
into the rain. 

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It's it's it's nice. 
You don't do anything. 

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A gloomy weather is the only 
time you feel productive staying

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inside and doing absolutely 
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You go, I'm doing what my body's
telling me to do. 

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I shouldn't be going outside. 
It's a danger. 

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I'm, I'm actually, I'm, I'm, 
I'm, I'm helping the environment

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by not going outside. 
Because if I go outside, I'm 

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going to get wet and dirty and 
then I'm going to have to wash 

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those in a washing machine. 
And that uses electricity or gas

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sometimes. 
I didn't even know dryers used 

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gas. 
Well washers don't use gas are 

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there? 
Are there washers that use gas? 

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Gas washing machine uses gas. 
Let's see, you just like 

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freaking hydrogen. 
Oh, there's no such thing as a 

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gas powered clothes washer in 
modern times. 

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Washing machines are exclusively
electric and did not use gas. 

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Wow. 
Gas powered washing machines 

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were produced historically, most
notably by Maytag. 

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I like Maytag. 
That's the that's the guy, 

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right? 
The Maytag's the, the like, 

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really standard looking white 
guy who's got the little cap on 

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right? 
White Maytag guy. 

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Yeah. 
Colin Ferguson. 

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What else has this guy been in? 
I wonder if he thought when he 

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went to. 
Let's let's let Colin, Colin 

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Ferguson, let's see what your 
life is about. 

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This is he just looks like a 
nice guy. 

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You know, he just looks like a 
nice, decent white guy. 

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He doesn't look racist. 
He doesn't look like too 

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liberal. 
He just looks like a he looks 

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like a guy that would go yeah, 
no, they deserve that. 

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Yeah. 
No, we should. 

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They should get healthcare. 
No, but also let's not over 

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subsidized his healthcare 
company. 

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You know, like he seems like he 
would have very superficial 

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opinions on a lot of things, but
they're the right opinions and 

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they're based in empathy. 
But it's not too much. 

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He knows his way around a grill,
but he's not obsessed with it. 

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He doesn't have a smoker. 
He's got a normal Weber grill 

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and he grills a couple times a 
year. 

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He likes sports, but he's in a 
die hard fan. 

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Yeah. 
Oh, he's Canadian. 

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Fuck this guy. 
Never mind. 

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No, I'm kidding. 
Yeah, that. 

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Yeah. 
OK. 

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I was right. 
He's Canadian. 

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Canadian people are just nicer 
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tempered. 
Actor, director and producer. 

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OK. 
Oh, he was he was known for 

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playing Sheriff Carter on the 
sci-fi series Eureka, The Maytag

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Man and Lewis on Then came. 
I don't know about any of that. 

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He's from Montreal and he went 
to Appleby College and McGill 

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University. 
Both sound made-up. 

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And oh wow, he he's 
predominantly French, but he has

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no, I mean, yeah, I understand. 
He's a naturalized citizen in 

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the US. 
Let's go baby USA. 

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He's on the improv group. 
Oh, maybe this guy's funny. 

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Let's see. 
I said so many times he's done 

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some stuff. 
Did he? 

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He didn't go to theater school. 
So he's been in a few things, 

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and I think he still is the 
Maytag man. 

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And he was on the Hallmark. 
Yeah, he's got a Hallmark face. 

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He definitely has a Hallmark 
face, and that's fine. 

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He has one child. 
And we're just learning 

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everything about this guy. 
Let's see what he OK. 

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He's he's got a he's got a Lake 
Placid three. 

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He's got a decent rap sheet of 
stuff he's done. 

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And he's done some TV. 
Wow. 

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OK. 
Damn, this guy's done a lot. 

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I mean, I'm jealous of this 
guy's done so much more than me.

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Good for you, dude. 
Right now, I kind of fucking 

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hate this guy. 
And he's a director and 

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producer. 
Oh, damn, This guy's a Really? 

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This is just a nice working 
actor. 

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I want to see him speak. 
Colin Ferg. 

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Ferguson. 
Maytag. 

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Man, French. 
Let's see if we can see if we 

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can reflects on five seasons of 
Eureka. 

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Let's hear it. 
How loud is this going to be? 

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OK, there's no sound. 
Why is there no sound? 

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Oh, what about now? 
We have some people returning, 

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some people affecting the future
and the end of Eureka. 

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Why can you? 
How? 

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Why is this audio so bad? 
There's like people talking in 

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the background. 
We have some closure, things 

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that started a long time ago. 
Saying absolutely nothing. 

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What a boring video. 
But you know, that video was 

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him, dude. 
He's he's just straight shooter,

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chill, decent guy. 
Someone you go. 

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I'd like to hang out with them. 
I would like to think people. 

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Think that about me, but I don't
I don't think that is what they 

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think about me Some of them, not
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Hey, remember to call the 
hotline 347-566-9741 I'm. 

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Trying to do something new where
I do want you guys to send in 

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your stories, send in your 
cringe, ask for some advice, you

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know, all the good stuff. 
But also I think it'd be nice 

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if. 
I don't know what that that 

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accent was getting a little. 
You know, I think it'd be nice 

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if people, if you're having a 
bad, you know, you're having a 

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bad week, you're having a bad 
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I think it would be kind of nice
to call in and just talk about 

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that. 
I've been involved in something 

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recently where I've seen a lot 
of people talk and just admit 

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they're having a bad day, 
they're not feeling well and 

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they just. 
Talk about it, and without even.

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Without someone even. 
Trying to like, help and 

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therapize them, but just just 
the ability to joke about or not

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joke about it, but just just the
ability to like, admit it. 

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I feel like it would be nice and
I would like for the show to 

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have an element of that as well.
So if you're having a bad day, 

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if you want to get something off
your chest, if you want to admit

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something, we'll keep it 
anonymous because it already is 

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I I only say the area code and 
that could be hundreds of 

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thousands of people call in say 
that I'd appreciate it. 

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I share with you guys. 
You guys can share with me. 

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It'll it'll feel it'll feel good
is my prediction as someone who 

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has been on the other side 
anyway. 

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So there's that what is what is 
going on with me? 

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I. 
This week I watched 

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Trainspotting. 
Hey, sad movie, really sad. 

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Why did the person who suggested
me to watch it, watch it if you 

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suggest? 
Oh my God, I'm sorry but my my 

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nose is itching. 
You, you, you, you. 

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This person suggested that I 
watch Trainspotting and I'm like

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this and and and this was after 
I kind of admitted to him that I

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was going through time of 
feeling artistically not 

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inspired and I I wanted to get 
back to trying new thing. 

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I was, I was opening up to him 
because he's he's also. 

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A you know an artist and if you 
can call what this is art. 

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And so I admitted that to him 
and he goes, you should watch 

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the movie Trainspotting. 
So then I put it on. 

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I, I looked up what it was 
about. 

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It's about heroin addicts. 
And I go OK so this must be 

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like. 
This must be a movie where where

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even though someone's at the 
depths of the depths of of their

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bottoming out and they're, 
they're, they're at their rock 

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bottom, they're not doing well. 
They are. 

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What is another word? 
Desperate? 

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They're in a time of 
desperation, but they must look 

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at life and be appreciative and 
see the nice things in life and 

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go on a journey where they 
appreciate just being alive. 

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Maybe it's that I go, that must 
be what it's about. 

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Maybe it's a bunch of fun heroin
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saying even though we're at the 
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I somehow also learned more 
about myself and the universe at

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at that moment. 
That's what I thought it was 

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about. 
That's what I was ready for at 

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10:00 PM. 
Putting that on, what I got was 

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an extremely depressing movie 
about people doing heroin and it

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ruining their lives, ruining 
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And the end is not even really 
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The guy does something super 
shitty at the end and you're 

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just kind of thinking, OK, is 
this rock'n'roll? 

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Is that what we're? 
It's a movie for 19 year olds. 

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You know when you're 19 you and 
you watch what is it Requiem for

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a dream? 
I think it's the same guy that 

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did Requiem for a dream. 
Who did Requiem for a dream. 

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I saw that once high and it 
really fucked my entire year up.

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Like like I watched that movie 
high and my friend said you 

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should get high and watch this. 
Another asshole and I haven't 

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been the same since. 
God, it's so messed up. 

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Marlon Wayans is in Requiem for 
a Dream, bro. 

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Marlon Wayans is like low key a 
good actor. 

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What? 
This is crazy. 

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Yeah. 
This is like when you're when 

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you're 19 and you'd think just 
watching pain and people dying 

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is is interesting and good art 
because you haven't experienced 

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it enough. 
So it is a. 

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It is. 
Filling in for that and then 

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because it makes you feel 
anything because, because 

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you're, so you, you haven't 
learned how to have a, because 

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when you're young, you like 
haven't learned how to have 

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emotions yet. 
Some people have, but a lot of 

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like as a guy, you, you like 
need to like learn and men need 

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to be taught how to have 
emotions. 

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And that's not me saying like, 
Oh, men don't have feelings. 

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No, you need to like learn how 
to have emotions because if not,

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you'll just have none. 
You need to learn how to feel 

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them and understand them and not
act on them and see where it's 

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coming. 
You have to like learn how to 

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have it so you don't go zero to 
100 so you can have a little bit

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of sadness and not just fully go
all the way in because you know,

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the mouse can have a little 
cookie. 

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The mouse can have a mouse. 
He can have a little bit of 

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depression, just a little. 
He's not going to dive full into

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the depression deep end, but he 
can have a little depression. 

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He can dip his toe in, he can 
feel sad and because he knows 

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how to have emotions, he's not 
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He's just going to dip his big 
in his middle and maybe the 

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pinky toe in as well. 
Somehow the ring doesn't make 

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it. 
He does that thing where he does

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this and he dips just that in to
have a little bit of depression,

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but not the entire. 
The entire. 8 foot deep pool of 

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it. 
That's when you learn to have 

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emotions. 
When you learn to have emotions,

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you understand how to regulate 
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You understand how to self 
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If you don't, then Mousey jumps 
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depression pool and maybe his 
hair gets caught in the drain at

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the bottom and he never comes 
up. 

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Or it takes him about a year and
a half. 

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And that is not saying that. 
He, you know, suicided himself, 

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but that's just what sometimes 
happens. 

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Guys aren't good at talking 
about their few. 

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I also would like guys to be 
able to express themselves more 

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on the show. 
I I that that is a a dream and a

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goal for the show is to have 
more men able to express 

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themselves and their emotions 
anonymously if they'd like to, 

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and we can talk about that we 
can have. 

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That can be part of the show 
because one of the listeners, 

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they suggested this guy like. 
Watches almost everyone on the 

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YouTube love this guy. 
You know who you are. 

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I think you have like a. 
Cat. 

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In your profile picture of your 
PFP, then you have a cat and he 

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suggested the split the show up,
you know, like little 20 minute 

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segments. 
So I'm going to, I'm going to 

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probably do that on the YouTube.
The the the show, the audio is 

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going to be one. 
I'm not going to, I'm not going 

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to split them up. 
Maybe I'll start doing Part 1 

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and 2, we'll see. 
But right now I'd feel like, I 

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mean, you guys can tell me, 
would you rather me do Part 1 

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on, on Monday and then Part 2 on
Thursday? 

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Do you think, I mean, you guys 
already all listen, but do you 

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think more people would listen 
or would you listen more? 

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I don't know. 
I'm, I'm, I'm willing to hear 

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the feedback. 
I'm not going to necessarily 

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take it, but I'm willing to. 
Hear it? 

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We haven't even talked about 
Taylor Swift, but yeah, I 

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watched this movie and it was 
just I'm just go. 

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This is a 19 year old guy movie.
And and the Requiem for a Dream 

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is by Darren Aronofsky, who's 
trained spotting by Danny Boyle.

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Different, completely different 
person. 

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It reminded me of it had the 
same vibe. 

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Came out 96. 
Requiem for a Dream came out 

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2000. 
I kind of want to watch Requiem 

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for a Dream again just. 
To see if it is as good as I 

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remember, or if that was just me
being 19 and having seen 18 

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films that weren't Transformers.
Because I'll tell you what dude,

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I stick by transform. 
The first Transformers is still 

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an absolute. 
Banger of a movie. 

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It's so good and it gets me. 
It gets the blood pumping. 

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Dude. 
I watch Transformers, no joke. 

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I go, I wish that I was Shia 
LaBeouf in that movie. 

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I want that to happen to me. 
I'm dude, I fully I fully had 

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the thought I go. 
I want an alien race of robots 

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to invade earth just so that I 
can get picked by bumblebee and 

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save the planet with all these 
sick ass robot roll out. 

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I I I wanted that. 
I want to meet Optimus Prime. 

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I want to fight the I want to 
fight. 

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The deca, what are they called? 
Autobots and the deceptive. 

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I want to fight the Decepticons 
fully. 

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I fully as a 15 year old go was 
like, I want nothing more than 

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Transformers to be real and for 
me to be the one that Bumblebee 

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picks. 
And obviously that's partially 

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because he gets to hook. 
Up with Megan Fox and yeah, I 

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wanted to do that. 
Obviously. 

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I'm 15 years old and I don't 
even care about her toe thumbs. 

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I'm 15 years old and I'm like, 
I'm in. 

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I'm sure she's a nice lady and 
is very intellectually 

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stimulating as well. 
So I'm, it would, it would be 

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great. 
I want to have a relationship 

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with her. 
I just want, I don't want to 

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just hook up with Megan Fox. 
I want to have a relationship 

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with her. 
I want to hear her thoughts on 

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deep seated issues. 
I want to be philosophical. 

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I don't want to just take her 
out once. 

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No, it's not how I roll. 
I'm in my 30s now. 

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I'm not just trying to crack. 
I'm trying to hear your thoughts

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on Plato's Cave. 
That's what I want to know. 

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I'm. 
I'm not trying to just get it 

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in. 
I want to hear what you think 

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about socialized medicine. 
OK, That's where I'm at now. 

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I'm 33. 
I don't want to. 

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I just, I don't want to see you 
take your top off. 

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I want you to put a top on. 
And I want for us to talk about 

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Nietzsche and is God dead? 
And what even is God? 

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That's where I'm at now, right? 
And if you're under 25, I don't 

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want to do that because your 
brain doesn't work yet. 

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Not really dating anyone under 
25 anyway, but I'm just saying I

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don't, I don't now, now, now 
there's nothing going to be 

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there's not going to be a lot 
there. 

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And this is no hate to anyone 
who's under 25 listening. 

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Why you don't want to be going 
out with Anka anyway, but some 

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of you might have. 
But you know. 

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More often than not, I'm talking
to someone who's under 25 and I 

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go, I just, I just your, your 
brain isn't it's not there yet. 

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And I don't want to be doing the
thing where I where you say 

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something and I go. 
And then I'm like, when you're 

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older, you'll think differently.
But it's but it but but but but 

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but but but it's true that 
that's what it is. 

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It's true. 
And and I know I don't want to 

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be that person and maybe not 
for. 

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Everyone but you know what I 
mean, right? 

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It's you're not going to think 
this way because your brain is 

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going to change because it's not
fully created. 

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Your your brain is a unripe 
banana. 

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You're 24 years old. 
Your brain is a green banana. 

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It hasn't fully ripened yet. 
So yeah, you think all of these 

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dumb things in your head. 
And some people's brains never 

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become ripe banana. 
Some of them always. 

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Some people's brains go from 
green banana to to moldy black 

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mushy banana. 
They overwrite. 

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It's like sometimes no one gets 
in the middle and that's the 

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problem. 
All these, all these 23 year old

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guys get taken over by like men,
men, you know, manosphere shit. 

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Fuck, this isn't funny. 
No, it's, it's kind of funny. 

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And there they have unripe, 
unripe and banana brains. 

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I'm going to call those people 
banana brains. 

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And that's because they're 
unripe and they're green banana 

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brains and not like plantains, 
you know, which can make some 

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good chips. 
They're unripe and banana 

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brains. 
And man, we're fucking cooking 

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on this. 
What are we at? 

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We're at 23 minutes, OK. 
I, I, I, man, there's so much to

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talk about. 
And we have calls and we have 

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Taylor Swift and we have, OK, 
this Disney thing. 

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This is Evergreen. 
I don't have to talk about this 

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today, but I volunteered this 
morning. 

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That was a lot of fun. 
It's good to do that. 

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You got to volunteer. 
It feels, it feels nice to do 

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it. 
Yeah, if you have a lot going 

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on, you know, I mean, you still 
should. 

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It's nice. 
And here's what's so funny about

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dude, about me. 
I cannot keep my mouth shut. 

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I can't. 
If I have an opinion on 

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something, it takes everything 
in me not to say it. 

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Luckily, I don't know these 
people, so I kept a lot of them 

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inside. 
But like. 

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Bro I can't just exist and not 
have an opinion on shit. 

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I don't understand people that 
are like that. 

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I walk into a place and 
immediately I go I don't like 

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that, I like that that's good 
you do that and I don't like 

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that you do that. 
And the way you're talking to me

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I don't really appreciate. 
But I'll only say 2 of the I 

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just, I have opinions on 
everything. 

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I don't know why. 
It's who I am and I can't 

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control it and I'm not going to 
try to change who I am. 

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I'm 33 now. 
No, I'm in my Jesus year dude. 

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Guess what? 
Not changing it. 

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Jesus wasn't working on self 
improvement. 

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He was who he was. 
Maybe he wasn't. 

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I don't. 
I don't. 

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I haven't read the Bible. 
Maybe he talks about so maybe 

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maybe one one of the chapters, 
Luke is like thou shall get a 

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Tony Robbins book. 
Thou shall go to a Tony Robbins 

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class and pay $4000 to walk on 
coals. 

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Thou shall thou shall watch 
videos of Mark Mason at least. 

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Is it Mark Manson? 
It's probably Mark Manson, 

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right? 
It's Mark Manson. 

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Mark Manson, Yeah. 
It's Mark Manson, right? 

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Yeah. 
Thou shall watch 1 Mark Manson. 

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Beautiful shit. 
Oh shit, I scare the fuck out of

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myself. 
Oh man, I'm having a good time. 

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I haven't had a good time doing 
this podcast in a little bit and

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this I mean, I have a good time,
but like this one, I'm really 

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just off the rails having a good
time. 

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The coffee is good and and then 
the the waters there. 

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I haven't taken a sip enough. 
I'm, I have, I have 3/4 left of 

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the coffee. 
You know what it is? 

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Before the podcast, I said to 
myself, you're going to have a 

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good time. 
I said, you're going to go and 

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you're going to do the podcast 
and you're going to have a good 

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time. 
And you're not going to think 

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about why you doing the podcast 
like is, oh, you know, is this, 

447
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:45,840
is this good? 
Is this sound good? 

448
00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:47,200
Is it? 
No, you just, you're going to go

449
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:48,560
in, you're going to have a good 
time. 

450
00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:50,920
You're not going to think about.
How is the lighting? 

451
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:53,160
Because you know I am actually 
looking. 

452
00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:55,120
Fuck, I should turn the 
backlight on whatever. 

453
00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:57,640
You, you, you're not going to 
think about all these things 

454
00:25:57,640 --> 00:26:00,960
because that's not the important
part is having a good time and, 

455
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:06,320
and giving the audience and the 
listeners an hour where they 

456
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:08,800
don't think because that's what 
this show is. 

457
00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:14,400
I've decided there's so much 
happen in the world and there's 

458
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:19,520
so much stress and there's so 
much anguish and fun and 

459
00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:21,840
positivity. 
But also a lot of negativity 

460
00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:24,520
because that's what's keep, 
that's what keeps us on these 

461
00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:29,720
apps and that's what keeps us 
swiping and sending and all of 

462
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:32,680
that. 
There's a lot. 

463
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:35,240
And you go on you go and you try
not, you know. 

464
00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:36,960
You open up TikTok, you go, 
yeah. 

465
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:39,040
And there's a party that's like,
I want to not think for a little

466
00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:40,720
bit. 
But then you open it up and then

467
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:44,040
videos come up and you get mad 
or upset or what It ticks you 

468
00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:47,000
off. 
You turn on the news and not 

469
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:48,240
think. 
Now you get mad about that. 

470
00:26:48,360 --> 00:26:50,560
You turn on TV and then you get 
mad. 

471
00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:53,280
Every single Netflix show looks 
the same and it's all diarrhea 

472
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:56,000
coming out of Ted Sarandos or 
whatever his name is. 

473
00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:58,480
It's not Sarandos. 
What's his name? 

474
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:04,080
Head of Netflix. 
Not not to, not to. 

475
00:27:04,120 --> 00:27:07,080
Dude please put me on a show. 
How? 

476
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:12,880
How little? 
Morals I have Oh my God I was 

477
00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:13,880
right. 
Holy shit. 

478
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:17,080
Sometimes I pull stuff and I go.
I thought it was a Greek guy. 

479
00:27:17,120 --> 00:27:19,960
Is he Greek? 
Is Ted Sarandos Greek? 

480
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:24,880
Ted Sarand Greek? 
Is he Greek? 

481
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:33,000
That sounds kind of Greek. 
Yeah, he's Greek American. 

482
00:27:34,360 --> 00:27:37,800
Yeah, Anyway, I was right. 
Yeah, all of Netflix now is just

483
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:40,240
Ted Sarandos eating some chips 
and then diarrhea. 

484
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:42,880
Just having diarrhea. 
And then that's what we get on 

485
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:47,000
the screen. 
Netflix is, Ted Sarandos thought

486
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:50,080
diarrhea. 
It's just enough to keep you 

487
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:52,800
coming back and it all looks 
exactly the same. 

488
00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:57,160
You know, they, they, they have 
this new, they have this new and

489
00:27:57,160 --> 00:28:00,480
do Ted Sarandos put me on. 
I'll do whatever, bro. 

490
00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:03,480
I really don't care. 
But you can't admit that a lot 

491
00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:05,600
of the stuff is. 
And some of the some of the slop

492
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:08,520
I like. 
Dude, I watch Hey unabashedly. 

493
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:14,120
I watch Wednesday and I like it 
and I'm a 33 year old man and I 

494
00:28:14,120 --> 00:28:16,320
like it and there's mystery 
involved and I like the colors 

495
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:18,920
and I like some of the magical 
shit they do and it makes me 

496
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:22,640
laugh and it takes me out of my 
head and it's great and I like 

497
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:23,680
that. 
I need to show that that 

498
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:27,080
completely takes me out of it. 
And there's no politics 

499
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:29,680
involved, nothing injected, no 
current events. 

500
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:32,520
I mean, it's just a dumb 
different world and it's and 

501
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:33,840
it's just enough for me to 
watch. 

502
00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:37,280
But it's not too involved that I
start getting like real emotions

503
00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:39,080
because sometimes there's so 
much shit going on and you're 

504
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:40,200
like, I can't. 
Even have an emotion. 

505
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:41,720
I need something dumb. 
Anyway, the whole. 

506
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:50,400
Point of this is to say this 
podcast is for you to not think 

507
00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:54,800
for an hour. 
You, you, you turn it on and my 

508
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:59,000
consciousness is injected into 
your ears or into your eyes if 

509
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:03,000
you're watching on YouTube and 
you just get to just follow the 

510
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:06,200
crazy train bro and just not 
think for a little. 

511
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:11,360
Bit and it's nice, it's really 
nice to just because when I 

512
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:15,080
listen to, I actually like solo 
podcast because I, I, I'm like, 

513
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:17,400
I'm not thinking as much when I 
have them. 

514
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:19,600
I'm not having the internal 
monologue. 

515
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:22,040
I'm having this guy's internal 
monologue and having this, 

516
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:25,000
having someone else's internal 
monologue is actually very nice 

517
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,800
because it's a privilege. 
You don't get that a lot. 

518
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:29,760
There aren't that many good 
solo. 

519
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:37,920
Podcasts, you know, you got 
Dylan, you got another comedian 

520
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:40,800
that you know, a lot of people 
are like, he got cancelled, so 

521
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:42,080
you shouldn't really be 
listening to that. 

522
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:46,520
You got Emma Chamberlain. 
Try listening to that. 

523
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:52,720
But not for me, fortunately. 
And that's pretty much it there.

524
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:55,080
I'm sure there are other ones, 
but there's not a lot where 

525
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:58,000
you're just on the ride and you 
get. 

526
00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:02,200
Someone else's stream of 
consciousness injected. 

527
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:03,880
You get the Broski report. 
She's good too. 

528
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:08,760
These are my peers. 
Not right now, but if you look 

529
00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:11,680
at the downloads, not even 
close. 

530
00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:15,000
But these are the peers that I 
am claiming. 

531
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:19,360
So that a rising tide lifts. 
All ships and even if one of the

532
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:21,840
ships is at the. 
Bottom of the ocean. 

533
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:27,880
And then he gets slingshotted up
to the top with these other 

534
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:34,480
peers that he claims. 
I'd say 30 or 3630. 

535
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:35,880
OK, cool. 
Good, good, good, good. 

536
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:39,120
That's what the podcast is. 
Take a seat. 

537
00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:42,360
All right, Have my consciousness
injected into your brain. 

538
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:44,120
It's nice. 
What? 

539
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:45,240
You. 
You. 

540
00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:46,760
You. 
Ain't going to think about 

541
00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:51,080
anything listening to the show 
except holy fuck how does he do 

542
00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:53,680
it? 
Holy, you're just not going to 

543
00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:55,320
be thinking about anything but 
every now and then just. 

544
00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:56,720
Going to be like, how does he do
it? 

545
00:30:58,000 --> 00:30:59,640
And maybe not the last that's 
that's kind of you're. 

546
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:02,240
Going to be like, how? 
Oh my God, how does he do it, 

547
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:04,240
Dylan? 
Oh my God. 

548
00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:06,920
And then I might make a bad joke
and he'll be like, Nope, no. 

549
00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:13,920
Fuck. 
You might, you know, but 

550
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:16,920
sometimes it's nice making a bad
joke and then eventually you 

551
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:19,800
will listen so much and you'll 
tell so many people that you'll 

552
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:21,760
be like, Hey, you know what? 
I'm signing up for the Patreon. 

553
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:29,480
Hey, I'm signing up so that he 
can afford to get a full sound 

554
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:34,080
board because you already know 
I'll have a bunch, a bunch of 

555
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:37,720
sounds. 
What the fuck? 

556
00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:41,760
Oh, volunteering. 
So I'm volunteering and I get 

557
00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:43,040
in. 
And we're making. 

558
00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:48,240
Food for low income, unhoused, 
homeless, whatever the fuck you 

559
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:50,440
want to call it because they 
don't care. 

560
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:52,120
They're not like hey, call me 
unhoused. 

561
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:57,640
We're we're making food pudding 
in bags, passing it out, passing

562
00:31:57,640 --> 00:32:00,320
out coffee, which is great. 
Dude. 

563
00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:03,920
Honestly, passing out coffee at 
9:00 AM to someone because you 

564
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:06,080
know that like this is 
fantastic. 

565
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:08,880
It's their first cup of coffee. 
Oh man, it's nice to watch 

566
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:13,200
someone enjoy that. 
But we're, we're making, we're 

567
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:17,840
making food for these other 
fellow human beings. 

568
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:25,480
And I, I look at the food and 
it's a bunch of white bread and,

569
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:31,120
and Jelly and like not good 
Jelly, like shitty Jelly and 

570
00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:35,080
then a little bit of peanut 
butter and then some sugar 

571
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:37,920
yogurt and Coca Cola's and a 
Nutrigrain bar. 

572
00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:40,840
And I'm looking at all of this 
and I just I'm holding my tongue

573
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:47,760
when I'm like this is. 
Really unhealthy, like I can't, 

574
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:49,840
you know, you know what it is. 
It's that pessimistic side of 

575
00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:52,960
your I should that's what it was
the pessimistic side of me. 

576
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:55,480
I should have just just just 
been happy to be there and be 

577
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:58,440
helping, but then immediately my
brain goes like, how can I? 

578
00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:00,960
Sometimes you got to stop. 
Someone you don't have to. 

579
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:03,920
You don't have to improve every 
situation you're in. 

580
00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:08,080
You can just be there. 
You can just exist. 

581
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:12,000
You don't have to find and 
that's my that's my issue is 

582
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:15,120
that I go into situations and I 
and I just feel because maybe 

583
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:17,960
because I feel like I have to 
improve myself all the time, I 

584
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:20,680
go into a situation and go, how 
do I improve the situation? 

585
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:23,320
I'm not good enough this 
situation, but of course can't 

586
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:24,040
be good enough. 
I need. 

587
00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:27,400
To improve it. 
And yes, it's good because there

588
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:30,560
are places to improve, but you 
don't have to hyper focus on 

589
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:33,400
that. 
I could just go in and say, Hey,

590
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:35,600
I'm happy to be making meals for
someone else. 

591
00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:39,480
But of course I go in and I go, 
how do I, how do I make this 

592
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:41,280
better? 
Because I'm so, you know, I'm, 

593
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:43,320
I'm, I'm changing lives. 
I'm not going to do shit, 

594
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:47,280
obviously, but I'm, I'm trying 
not to do that. 

595
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:51,640
And I, and I, I look past it, I 
get over it, I get over it. 

596
00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:52,800
I go, at least we're giving him 
food. 

597
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:54,720
I'm still thinking about it the 
entire time. 

598
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:57,520
Eventually I do bring up someone
else in there and they're like, 

599
00:33:57,520 --> 00:33:59,840
no, I know I do have mixed 
feelings about what we're doing 

600
00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:02,440
and what we're doing in the food
we're giving and whether it's 

601
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:04,960
healthy or beneficial or not. 
And then I go, yes, it's not 

602
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:08,159
just me, OK, I'm not that weird.
I can connect with someone else,

603
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:14,280
a shared sense of, of criticism.
And we both, you know, are 

604
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:17,400
understand, you know, I used I 
used the term food desert to 

605
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:22,760
show them that I've listened to 
one podcast about poor people 

606
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:25,400
and they wouldn't they would say
social, What would they say 

607
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:29,760
economically disadvantaged 
people? 

608
00:34:30,239 --> 00:34:31,600
And I just go. 
Poor. 

609
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:34,080
They're just poor. 
We just call them what they are.

610
00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:37,040
They're poor scum. 
They're poor scum. 

611
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:40,080
They're urchins. 
They're on the street. 

612
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:42,840
They're St. people. 
OK, Yeah. 

613
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:46,679
Disaffected youth. 
No, they're they're worms. 

614
00:34:46,719 --> 00:34:48,000
They're slugs that we're 
helping. 

615
00:34:48,159 --> 00:34:54,080
No, that's not no talk, but 
we're we're we're there. 

616
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:57,040
We're doing that and then. 
You know, and then I start, I 

617
00:34:57,040 --> 00:34:59,360
start making these meals and 
then I started thinking about 

618
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:01,960
them as being the person that 
gets them. 

619
00:35:03,240 --> 00:35:06,640
And so then I started looking at
I just, I do, I can't be in a 

620
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:11,280
situation and not have some kind
of critical thing to, to say. 

621
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:13,560
And that's maybe he's bad. 
And I think that's why I'm a 

622
00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:15,200
comedian. 
It's just who I am. 

623
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:17,880
You know what, it's not bad. 
Jesus year, I'm 30, I'm 33 in my

624
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:18,800
Jesus year. 
I'm not changing. 

625
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:20,680
I'm I'm accepting who I am 
because I'm a good person. 

626
00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:29,120
So anyway, I'm there and I'm 
watching this guy make the 

627
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:32,360
sandwiches. 
I don't say anything, but he's 

628
00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:35,560
not putting enough peanut butter
on and I know that because I 

629
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:38,240
imagined myself not having 
access. 

630
00:35:38,240 --> 00:35:41,880
To a lot of food getting peanut 
butter sandwich and they're not 

631
00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:43,000
being a lot of peanut butter on 
it. 

632
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:49,040
And then me being pissed as fuck
and going, wow, these 

633
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:51,040
motherfuckers gave me free food,
but they can't even put, you 

634
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:53,200
can't even put an extra scoop of
peanut butter on it. 

635
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:57,280
I'm fucking homeless. 
Really. 

636
00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:59,080
You couldn't put an extra scoop 
of peanut butter? 

637
00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:04,120
I don't have a house. 
I'm fucking poor, man. 

638
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:08,480
Fuck. 
Just like just just losing it. 

639
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:13,080
Feel so good about yourself 
making a sandwich. 

640
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:15,520
You couldn't put an extra spread
of Jelly on there? 

641
00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:22,200
I don't have socks. 
I lost one of my feet to 

642
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:28,080
diabetes, but somehow I'm also I
don't have enough food. 

643
00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:34,560
I'm thinking of that and so then
I instead of saying something, I

644
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:37,080
just pick up another thing of 
peanut butter and I just go 

645
00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:39,600
behind him and I start double 
dipping because I go. 

646
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:42,320
Because I go, yeah, these, 
these, I go there. 

647
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:47,560
If you coming to my food, if you
coming to my food drive and you 

648
00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:51,000
getting sandwiches and food from
me, you're going to be full. 

649
00:36:51,240 --> 00:36:53,480
You're not going to want to go. 
I don't want you to even go to 

650
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:56,200
the other food drives. 
Fuck those other food drives. 

651
00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:57,800
OK? 
And I know we're working 

652
00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:00,160
together, but I don't want you 
to go to those food drives. 

653
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:02,880
I want you to come to mind. 
And I want you to after you eat 

654
00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:05,280
what I'm giving you, be like, 
damn, I'm so full. 

655
00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:09,040
I can't even make it. 
I'm getting, I'm getting a food 

656
00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:11,800
coma from how filling this 
peanut butter and Jelly. 

657
00:37:12,240 --> 00:37:14,680
I want you to almost be like, 
that's too much food. 

658
00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:19,400
He he peanut butter the shit out
of this peanut butter and and 

659
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:21,080
Jelly. 
And that's what I did. 

660
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:23,320
I did a extra thing of peanut 
butter and I didn't say shit to 

661
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:24,880
him. 
And it was kind of. 

662
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:27,440
Passive aggressive but also he 
doesn't give a shit. 

663
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:29,000
They don't care. 
They're just doing what they can

664
00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:32,920
because, because, because. 
But but but but there is a part 

665
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:34,760
of me that goes like how are you
not thinking about this dude? 

666
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:36,480
How are you not think It's like 
when? 

667
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:41,840
It's like when. 
I'm flying today. 

668
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:44,040
Absolutely flying. 
It's like when you're at 

669
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:46,840
Chipotle, you know, when you're 
at Chipotle and you ask them for

670
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:51,440
a scoop of rice and a scoop of 
like whatever, you're at 

671
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:54,000
Chipotle and you're ordering and
you see them not filling your 

672
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:55,880
bowl up. 
And you want to just be like, 

673
00:37:56,960 --> 00:38:01,280
hey, what did I do to you? 
Why do you care? 

674
00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:06,600
You don't own this food. 
No one is saying anything to 

675
00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:09,920
you. 
Just put more don't make me ask 

676
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:13,240
for another thing of rice and 
and and or beans, because then 

677
00:38:13,240 --> 00:38:14,400
I'm going to feel like a fat 
ass. 

678
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:17,080
I'm going to do it. 
But why do you want me to feel 

679
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:20,200
like a fat ass? 
Or, or maybe just give me the 

680
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:23,040
extra give me the extra rice. 
Fill the bowl up. 

681
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:27,160
I'm looking at the bowl and 
there's a lot of extra space in 

682
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:29,720
it. 
Shouldn't we be reusing all of 

683
00:38:29,720 --> 00:38:32,440
the bowl? 
You guys made them that size for

684
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:35,560
a reason. 
So let's use the entire bowl. 

685
00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:40,080
OK, I would that. 
That's how I feel. 

686
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:42,520
That's how I feel when I'm I'm 
at Chipotle and I want to just 

687
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:47,440
be like, sometimes I want to 
just be like, hey, the fuck's 

688
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:54,360
going up, Just be like. 
Hey, is that did we date? 

689
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:58,960
Excuse me ago there were we were
did we date? 

690
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:03,040
Did we used to be girlfriend or 
boyfriend or no, No, I'd be like

691
00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:05,600
I'd be actually be like, are we 
dating? 

692
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:09,720
Excuse me, are we are we are we 
in a physical intimate 

693
00:39:09,720 --> 00:39:11,400
relationship? 
Are we boyfriend or girlfriend? 

694
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:16,000
And they say no and I go then 
why are you fucking me with the 

695
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:17,720
why you? 
Why are you? 

696
00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:19,480
Why are you fucking me so hard 
with the bull? 

697
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:21,320
Because if we're dating, I 
understand. 

698
00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:22,480
Are we are we in a situation 
ship? 

699
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:24,000
Are we are we hooking up any of 
that? 

700
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:25,400
It's fine. 
That would make sense that 

701
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:28,600
you're but but if but if but if 
we're not, why are you fucking 

702
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:33,080
me so hard with the with the 
Chipotle, with the bull, with 

703
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:35,880
the rice bowl, with the 
Chipotle, with the with the with

704
00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:37,680
the breathable. 
I don't know. 

705
00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:41,080
You don't know me. 
Yeah. 

706
00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:43,680
So if if you don't know me, why 
you why you fucking me so hard? 

707
00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:48,160
You know, we spank my ass if 
we're going to do it. 

708
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:51,240
That's how I feel when I'm 
making this, when I'm making 

709
00:39:51,240 --> 00:39:54,400
this food. 
And so then I, I went through 

710
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:56,640
and I go, I'm not going to be, 
I'm not going to be the stingy 

711
00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:58,200
Chipotle guy. 
I'm going to go through and I'm 

712
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:00,160
going to make these peanut 
butter sandwiches so good 

713
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:02,360
because if I do something, I'm 
going to do a right, I don't do 

714
00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:04,760
it half assed And I've, I 
crushed those sandwiches. 

715
00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:09,280
I absolutely crushed them and it
was good and I had a good time. 

716
00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:14,280
And you know, some more shit 
happened where this woman, I 

717
00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:17,280
just, I just, I had man, I, I 
held my tongue so much, but I 

718
00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:19,120
didn't want to because I just, I
can't. 

719
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:22,560
When someone says some shit that
I am like, that doesn't mean 

720
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:24,880
anything. 
I want so bad. 

721
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:30,160
Everything in my being says 
everything in my being wants to 

722
00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:34,200
be like, what does that mean? 
Hey, that is what you just said 

723
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:38,600
doesn't mean anything. 
Well, that's bullshit, huh? 

724
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:42,080
I just just, there's, I there's 
so many times in life where 

725
00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:44,560
someone says something and it 
takes everything in me. 

726
00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:46,000
Not to be like. 
Huh. 

727
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:49,640
What the fuck did you? 
Just what are you talking about?

728
00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:54,680
What you had to literally be 
like what are you talking about?

729
00:40:56,280 --> 00:41:00,360
What you really just said? 
I know technology. 

730
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:06,320
That doesn't mean shit bro. 
You use your credit card on the 

731
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:10,000
bus and not your phone because 
you know too much about 

732
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:14,840
technology? 
What the fuck does that mean? 

733
00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:17,120
Nothing, it doesn't mean 
anything. 

734
00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:21,280
People steal credit cards all 
the time from gas stations and 

735
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:22,080
shit. 
They can swipe it. 

736
00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:25,040
What do you what does it mean? 
I know too much about 

737
00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:29,400
technology. 
People just say shit and and 

738
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:31,360
expect no one else to call them 
on it. 

739
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:33,520
And I will not be that human 
being. 

740
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:36,560
If you say some shit that means 
nothing and you know it means 

741
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:39,200
nothing, I'm going to be the one
to be like, hey, what do you 

742
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:42,880
mean by that? 
No, no, no. 

743
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:50,040
I'm going to follow up on what 
you know, technology you've done

744
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:50,880
the. 
Research. 

745
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:54,680
About what? 
You know what? 

746
00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:57,160
China. 
Is really up to huh? 

747
00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:04,200
I'm that cat. 
Haw Haw Haw. 

748
00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:10,200
I'm that cat. 
If if I had if I had more 

749
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:14,840
soundboard sounds, I would. 
I would. 

750
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:19,360
The honk cat on Instagram has 
951,000 followers. 

751
00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:22,400
That makes me feel really good 
about myself. 

752
00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:26,840
Honk cat meme for 10 hours. 
Someone made this. 

753
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:33,400
It has 265,000 views. 
We are crumbling as a society. 

754
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:41,440
1010 hours. 
What's the average watch time? 

755
00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:44,880
I actually just want to comment 
what are the analytics for this?

756
00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:58,680
It's just this for 10 hours. 
Wow. 

757
00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:05,360
Oh my God 427 comments we are 
saying huh? 

758
00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:07,960
With this one. 
This was truly beautiful. 

759
00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:11,440
Everything, even when it turns 
around, beautiful. 

760
00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:15,400
I'm bawling my eyes out. 
This is such a masterpiece made 

761
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:16,520
with such love. 
And the story. 

762
00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:17,000
Wow. 
I should. 

763
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:20,840
I mean, oh, my God. 
It's funny. 

764
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:27,680
I don't think so. 
Yeah. 

765
00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:28,280
I'm a hug. 
I had. 

766
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:31,240
I had to call her out for her. 
And I just I that's my job. 

767
00:43:31,240 --> 00:43:32,800
That's who I am. 
Some people, you know, it's a 

768
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:34,120
personality trait. 
That's who I am. 

769
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:36,400
Let's go to some calls. 
Let's go to some call. 

770
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:38,720
I've talked for way too. 
I'm not I'm not even going to 

771
00:43:38,720 --> 00:43:41,280
get to Taylor. 
We'll talk about we'll end with 

772
00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:44,760
Taylor. 
I guess I put up some more 

773
00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:49,680
posters and then someone called 
and was like, hey, I want to be 

774
00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:51,520
on the podcast because I want to
be famous. 

775
00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:55,360
And I go no, dude, anyone. 
They're like, I would be good in

776
00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:56,680
the podcast. 
As soon as someone says that, I 

777
00:43:56,680 --> 00:44:00,720
go, no, you wouldn't. 
So stop doing that. 

778
00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:10,800
Let's see, we got a couple 
messages. 

779
00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:14,400
Someone last night was just 
like, hey, I, I messed up and 

780
00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:17,200
then they didn't, they never 
followed up. 

781
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:23,880
Are you able to find fulfillment
as an artist under graduation? 

782
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:27,760
I want to do that one first. 
Holy shit, this is a this is a 

783
00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:30,440
pretty intense one. 
Let's let's let's listen to this

784
00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:32,120
one. 
Oh no, first let's do a follow 

785
00:44:32,120 --> 00:44:35,320
up. 
OK, so follow up, this is from 

786
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:39,240
the person that did the Jeopardy
follow up. 

787
00:44:39,240 --> 00:44:42,320
The if you guys don't remember 
some, some, let's just read it. 

788
00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:46,160
A guy told me he bought Jeopardy
on Steam and the answer was the 

789
00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:48,520
prettiest girl in 2000s. 
And the question was who is? 

790
00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:50,640
And then they they said her 
name. 

791
00:44:50,720 --> 00:44:53,760
This felt very cringe. 
And then they said, following 

792
00:44:53,760 --> 00:44:55,720
up. 
He is my ex's best. 

793
00:44:55,720 --> 00:45:02,520
Friend so already bro breaking 
the code he snapped. 

794
00:45:02,720 --> 00:45:05,240
He snapchatted me a video. 
It was jeopardy. 

795
00:45:05,240 --> 00:45:07,600
The tile flipped around and said
the prettiest girl born in the 

796
00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:09,320
2000s. 
He then flipped his camera 

797
00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:12,520
around to himself and said who 
is let's just say her name is 

798
00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:13,800
Erica. 
Who is Erica? 

799
00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:16,440
It's cringe because I have 
rejected him so many times and 

800
00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:20,080
he won't stop trying. 
It was not an an A Randall off 

801
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:21,680
the nap. 
That would have been funny. 

802
00:45:21,720 --> 00:45:26,400
Wow, that's that is dude, that's
OK. 

803
00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:31,480
That's unapologetically cringe 
like that. 

804
00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:38,680
Sucks bro, when a dude is just 
trying so hard and #1 he's 

805
00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:45,320
betraying his boy and and has 
horrible rizz, horrible game and

806
00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:48,080
he hits you with that. 
Oh yeah, that's bad. 

807
00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:51,280
Cringe a lot of cringe is good 
when we celebrate it and if I 

808
00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:54,320
talk to the guy I'm sure we 
could celebrate that as well and

809
00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:58,960
some weird way but stop trying 
to fuck your friends 

810
00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:03,160
ex-girlfriend. 
Like dude since Snapchat dudes a

811
00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:08,400
man sending a Snapchat is cringe
24/7 100%. 

812
00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:11,040
A man sending a Snapchat is 
cringe 100% of the time. 

813
00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:13,720
I don't care what's happening. 
I don't know what it is. 

814
00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:18,480
It could, it could literally be 
I don't even know what it could 

815
00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:19,480
be. 
That's not cringe. 

816
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:26,400
A guy I could, I could literally
be like, hey, I'm sending you 

817
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:32,680
$100,000 cringe. 
The the the you could get out of

818
00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:34,360
surgery. 
You could have just gotten heart

819
00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:38,560
surgery and you were you had a 
2% chance of living and then you

820
00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:42,560
survive and then you get on 
Snapchat and Snapchat your 

821
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:44,640
family and girlfriend. 
I made it. 

822
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:48,400
I'm so happy to be alive. 
Every day is beautiful cringe 

823
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:50,720
dude. 
It's just having Snapchat as a 

824
00:46:50,720 --> 00:46:54,000
guy is so cringe, man. 
I hate it. 

825
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:55,840
I don't make the rules. 
It just is true. 

826
00:46:55,880 --> 00:47:01,040
It's something about it because 
just every guy is one step away 

827
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:05,800
from just being like, yo, what 
are you wearing? 

828
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:10,600
Yo, you up? 
You trying to get into something

829
00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:14,880
later? 
Let me crack. 

830
00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:20,240
Like. 
Every guy is, I don't know, 5 

831
00:47:20,240 --> 00:47:22,160
minutes away from getting there,
truly. 

832
00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:25,680
You just get a guy just horny 
enough he'll do anything on 

833
00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:27,560
snap. 
They shouldn't You shouldn't be 

834
00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:29,320
loud. 
It should be it's if you dude, 

835
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:32,480
if you're a girl and you open up
a guy's if you're a girl and you

836
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:39,520
see Snapchat on a guy's phone X 
and that goes for me too. 

837
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:41,720
I got Snapchat on my phone. 
I'm a red flag. 

838
00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:48,400
It's a bad sign. 
Maybe if you have and if you're 

839
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:51,400
in a relationship and you're, if
you're in a relationship and 

840
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:56,840
your man has Snapchat, he is 
cheating on you full stop. 

841
00:47:57,720 --> 00:48:00,280
Because people in relationships 
don't use Snapchat to send 

842
00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:01,720
nudes. 
You want to know why they just 

843
00:48:01,720 --> 00:48:03,280
use text because they're in a 
relationship. 

844
00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:05,960
Why would you just that's the 
whole point. 

845
00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:07,360
You get to look at it 
continuously. 

846
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:11,480
You don't get to look at it once
or you do it on IG or something.

847
00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:20,160
Snapchat Nah you you should have
to you should have to submit 

848
00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:25,920
your ID when you download 
Snapchat and if you're over 28 

849
00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:32,720
they should send you to the 
police like dude, that's why I'm

850
00:48:32,720 --> 00:48:39,200
being and I'm being and I'm 
being kind with 28 now I I got 

851
00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:40,600
asked to download it by a by a 
girl. 

852
00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:42,080
So I mean that, that, that, 
that, that that's different. 

853
00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:43,920
You know, like I, I get a pass, 
but. 

854
00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:46,520
It should be like Bumble. 
You can only download Snapchat 

855
00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:48,760
if a girl. 
Yeah, yes, Snapchat should be 

856
00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:52,440
like Bumble where you can only 
download it if a girl sends the 

857
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:54,440
request to you. 
That's the only time and you can

858
00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:57,880
only send a snap. 
If a girl sends you one first 

859
00:48:57,880 --> 00:49:01,520
and puts request in the message,
that's how it. 

860
00:49:01,520 --> 00:49:04,400
Should be and obviously, you 
know, Evans Eagle or whatever is

861
00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:06,520
not going to do that because 
then the company would fail, 

862
00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:10,200
but. 
But thanks for the follow up. 

863
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:14,200
OK, so here's what's going to 
happen. 

864
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:15,760
We're going to, we're going to 
go over these things. 

865
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:17,960
Weren't like, dude, I've been 
just talking. 

866
00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:20,520
And I can't cut any of it out 
because I think it's all been 

867
00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:23,600
absolute gas. 
Am I right, guys? 

868
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:28,120
We're at the Shell station. 
We're at a mobile dude, this 

869
00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:31,160
this podcast has been this 
podcast has been BP absolute 

870
00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:34,440
gas. 
Fuck Nope. 

871
00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:43,080
This podcast has been This 
podcast has been shell with V. 

872
00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:47,080
What what is it called V Strom 
or what what is what is the shit

873
00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:51,120
they put in in Exxon? 
Exxon gas additive? 

874
00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:55,160
I wish I could guess that. 
The fuck What? 

875
00:49:58,240 --> 00:50:00,640
Is it Synergy? 
This Exxon's Mobil? 

876
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:02,520
This, this, this podcast has 
been Exxon. 

877
00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:05,280
This this podcast has been Exxon
Mobil with synergy added. 

878
00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:10,600
Hey, guys, I'll be here all 
week. 

879
00:50:10,600 --> 00:50:12,240
I'm going to jump off the 
balcony right after this 

880
00:50:12,240 --> 00:50:17,920
podcast. 
So so we have that and then here

881
00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:19,520
we go. 
This guy sent AI don't know if 

882
00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:23,760
this guy's a listener or if he 
just found my I think he's a 

883
00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:25,400
listener because he used my 
name. 

884
00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:31,880
Let's see five O 2 because we 
got to find out five O 2 area 

885
00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:33,280
code. 
Is it Jersey? 

886
00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:38,960
North Central Kentucky. 
All right, cool. 

887
00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:41,400
Shout out, dude. 
I love finding out people from 

888
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:43,640
all over the damn country are 
listening to these. 

889
00:50:44,520 --> 00:50:47,000
Hey, Dylan, I'm in a situation 
that is pretty ideal on paper, 

890
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:48,240
but it comes with some 
drawbacks. 

891
00:50:48,240 --> 00:50:50,160
All right, let's hear it. 
Hold on, take a little sip. 

892
00:50:56,360 --> 00:50:58,520
A year ago, I moved into a house
that my dad owns. 

893
00:50:58,720 --> 00:51:00,800
He bought it for my grandma 
about 20 years ago, but she 

894
00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:03,640
passed in 2020. 
I'm sorry Ball or though that 

895
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:07,120
your dad did that for those few 
years after I was reluctant to 

896
00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:10,920
move in because it is a fixer 
upper that has and continuous 

897
00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:15,320
that has an oak that has and 
continues to require a lot of 

898
00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:17,480
updates. 
My dad is retired and also a 

899
00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:20,080
huge DIY handyman. 
This is something I valued but 

900
00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:22,200
also resented since I'm very 
much the opposite. 

901
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:24,880
And he sent a little cute emoji 
that's that's nice. 

902
00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:28,520
The projects have been labor 
intensive and whenever I suggest

903
00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:30,400
paying a pro with my own money, 
he objects. 

904
00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:32,840
Additionally, both my parents 
are prone to extreme hoarding 

905
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:34,920
and have their own products that
have been incomplete since I was

906
00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:36,960
a teenager. 
He's 30 years old. 

907
00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:39,480
This past weekend I just really 
wanted to relax. 

908
00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:42,400
But he started a project that 
several pros have said is not 

909
00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:43,960
necessary for what we are trying
to do. 

910
00:51:44,280 --> 00:51:45,560
The results were a. 
Disaster. 

911
00:51:45,720 --> 00:51:48,000
Navigating the home is more 
difficult now than before and I 

912
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:50,480
lost my whole weekend. 
I know I may sound like a brat, 

913
00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:53,360
but should I book a service 
anyway, which I have done before

914
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:55,440
in small ways? 
Deal with it and be grateful. 

915
00:51:55,520 --> 00:51:58,120
That I have a place to live, 
leave and find a place that I 

916
00:51:58,120 --> 00:51:59,760
like better. 
Risky. 

917
00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:03,280
I actually really like this guy.
FAQ. 

918
00:52:03,760 --> 00:52:06,960
Why not just sell that this guy 
put frequently asked questions 

919
00:52:07,120 --> 00:52:10,520
for his submission. 
This is how you do submissions, 

920
00:52:10,520 --> 00:52:12,000
man. 
This guy. 

921
00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:16,840
And he sent it at 11:51 PM so 
it's late. 

922
00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:18,440
It's not. 
He's not even at peak hours. 

923
00:52:18,440 --> 00:52:20,760
His Adderall isn't even hitting 
that hard and he's still doing 

924
00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:24,840
this is a. 
Model listener and a model 

925
00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:27,480
submission. 
This is the maybe the best 

926
00:52:27,480 --> 00:52:31,440
submission we've had. 
I love all all the other ones as

927
00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:33,320
well, but this one is just. 
Why not just sell the house 

928
00:52:33,440 --> 00:52:34,960
answer. 
It's paid off and he wants to 

929
00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:37,160
keep it in the family. 
Why not let another low? 

930
00:52:37,400 --> 00:52:39,200
Why not let another? 
Relative live there. 

931
00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:41,240
I've been told that it's my 
inheritance. 

932
00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:44,160
OK, those are good. 
This is great. 

933
00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:50,840
So it's your inheritance. 
So then you can claim some 

934
00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:54,120
ownership of what happens to the
house, right? 

935
00:52:54,800 --> 00:52:56,840
You can claim some ownership of 
what happens to the house. 

936
00:52:57,200 --> 00:53:00,640
Number one, I don't think you 
sound like a brat because you 

937
00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:06,840
live there and it's paid off. 
And I do have some like do you, 

938
00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:08,440
do you have to pay property 
taxes? 

939
00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:11,120
Do you put any money into it? 
Because if you put money into 

940
00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:15,040
it, then that helps you to claim
more ownership and control. 

941
00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:19,720
Over what happens, I would say 
that as #1 something to 

942
00:53:19,720 --> 00:53:24,120
consider. 
I don't think you should just 

943
00:53:24,120 --> 00:53:26,400
deal with it and be great. 
You should be grateful that you 

944
00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:29,440
have a place to live. 
I don't think you should leave. 

945
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:32,080
This sounds sick and and and 
hold on. 

946
00:53:32,120 --> 00:53:34,160
You don't your dad doesn't live 
there, right? 

947
00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:38,760
I'd say he bought it for my 
grandma for those years. 

948
00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:40,600
My dad's retired and also a huge
DOI. 

949
00:53:40,600 --> 00:53:43,000
So I feel like you live close to
your dad, but you live there 

950
00:53:44,120 --> 00:53:50,640
alone, right? 
If you're OK, this is. 

951
00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:52,040
This is the. 
Part that made me think 

952
00:53:52,040 --> 00:53:53,680
immediately you need to hire 
someone. 

953
00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:56,000
Both my parents are prone to 
extreme hoarding and have their 

954
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:57,680
own projects that have been 
incomplete since I was a 

955
00:53:57,680 --> 00:53:59,480
teenager. 
Yeah, so your parents love to 

956
00:53:59,480 --> 00:54:00,720
start things and they don't like
to finish them. 

957
00:54:00,720 --> 00:54:02,560
Hey, no hate. 
We all do that. 

958
00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:04,280
I got a DDI do that all the 
time. 

959
00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:06,760
Fine. 
Yeah, you got to hire someone. 

960
00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:09,280
Full stop. 
Hire someone to do shit. 

961
00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:12,320
And if your dad says something, 
just be like, it's my money. 

962
00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:13,440
It's it's what I want to do with
it. 

963
00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:17,840
You can help, Dad. 
You can, you know what you can 

964
00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:19,880
go. 
You know what you could do? 

965
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:23,560
You could be like, hey, Dad, I 
hire, let's say install a new 

966
00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:27,280
toilet and fix the sink. 
Let's say that's a smaller 

967
00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:31,960
project. 
You go, Dad, it's Monday. 

968
00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:36,440
Next Monday, someone is coming 
to install the toilet and fix 

969
00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:39,800
it. 
You have until then to do it on 

970
00:54:39,800 --> 00:54:41,280
your own like you said you 
would, because you're a 

971
00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:43,360
handyman. 
And if you don't, this guy's 

972
00:54:43,360 --> 00:54:45,320
going to do it and I'm going to 
be happy to pay him the money. 

973
00:54:46,680 --> 00:54:50,920
But if you can do it before, 
then be my guest. 

974
00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:53,400
Because because you don't want 
me to spend money and you want 

975
00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:56,920
to do it on your own. 
Also, it's better if someone 

976
00:54:56,920 --> 00:54:58,840
else does it because then you 
have the insurance of the in 

977
00:54:58,840 --> 00:54:59,840
case they fuck up, blah, blah, 
blah. 

978
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:02,520
You got to set. 
This is what happens with people

979
00:55:02,520 --> 00:55:04,920
that don't finish things. 
You got to set timelines and you

980
00:55:04,920 --> 00:55:07,840
got to set deadlines. 
And that's what you should do 

981
00:55:07,840 --> 00:55:09,560
with your family. 
And I mean, I don't know how 

982
00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:12,880
much DIY stuff you're doing, but
also, yeah, it ruined your 

983
00:55:12,880 --> 00:55:13,960
weekend. 
That sucks, dude. 

984
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:18,800
So so. 
And start hiring people. 

985
00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:20,840
Just start hiring. 
Just just hire as many people as

986
00:55:20,840 --> 00:55:22,720
possible because then your dad 
was not going to be able to even

987
00:55:22,720 --> 00:55:27,040
deal with how many people are 
there fixing stuff and say it's 

988
00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:29,760
it's your way of saying thank 
you for for for him letting you 

989
00:55:29,880 --> 00:55:31,400
live in the house. 
That's what I think you should 

990
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:32,880
do that. 
I mean, this is a sick set up. 

991
00:55:33,720 --> 00:55:35,080
Honestly. 
Do not leave. 

992
00:55:36,080 --> 00:55:37,840
Be grateful, but also fix the 
place up. 

993
00:55:37,880 --> 00:55:42,320
You live there. 
So you should do A and you 

994
00:55:42,320 --> 00:55:47,280
should also do B. 
You should not do C and you know

995
00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:50,600
if you're 30 you should pay the 
property taxes as well. 

996
00:55:51,320 --> 00:55:57,240
I don't know what they are. 
What are Kentucky Kentucky 

997
00:55:57,240 --> 00:56:00,600
property taxes That's I mean I 
don't even know if I'm going to 

998
00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:03,840
be able to like figure this out.
OK, Kentucky property tax high 

999
00:56:03,840 --> 00:56:09,200
cutter. 
Let's let's say OK, into into 

1000
00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:12,640
your location. 
I, I don't know fucking 4003. 

1001
00:56:12,640 --> 00:56:16,480
I, I don't know where that is. 
So let's just say that the 

1002
00:56:16,480 --> 00:56:19,520
assessed home value 500K. 
Let's say the the home is 

1003
00:56:19,520 --> 00:56:22,680
$800,000. 
Pretty good home. 

1004
00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:25,600
I don't know what that gets you 
in Kentucky. 16 houses. 

1005
00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:30,200
What just shitting on Kentucky 
for no reason in my bed. 

1006
00:56:31,240 --> 00:56:35,240
Wow, I just had a crazy Deja vu.
Oh oh I know because I use this 

1007
00:56:35,240 --> 00:56:40,960
for something for work. 
If it's $800,000 of property 

1008
00:56:40,960 --> 00:56:47,800
taxes are $6600 a year. 
So that's what $500 a month, 

1009
00:56:48,960 --> 00:56:55,960
right, $600 a month, maybe 55550
whatever, just pay. 

1010
00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:57,960
You should pay those if you 
don't already, because then you 

1011
00:56:57,960 --> 00:56:59,400
can go. 
I'm, I'm keeping the house 

1012
00:56:59,400 --> 00:57:00,800
going. 
I'm paying the property taxes. 

1013
00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:02,880
I'm taking control of of this. 
And that's your rent. 

1014
00:57:02,880 --> 00:57:04,880
I don't know what your rent 
situation is, but that that'll. 

1015
00:57:05,120 --> 00:57:09,840
Also give you more. 
Leeway to be like, dad, this is 

1016
00:57:09,840 --> 00:57:11,360
me taking control and taking 
ownership. 

1017
00:57:11,360 --> 00:57:13,160
Dad, I'm 30 years old. 
I want to be and then you can 

1018
00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:15,280
also like present it as like I 
want to be a man kind of thing 

1019
00:57:15,280 --> 00:57:17,680
because because dads connect 
with that. 

1020
00:57:17,840 --> 00:57:21,400
Also, by the way, last podcast 
there was that hissing noise. 

1021
00:57:21,440 --> 00:57:23,320
I figured out what it was. 
It's the fourth input. 

1022
00:57:23,320 --> 00:57:24,680
Look, this is this is what it 
sounded like before. 

1023
00:57:26,280 --> 00:57:28,560
Remember it sounded like that 
the entire podcast and I tried 

1024
00:57:28,560 --> 00:57:31,720
to remove it and it really 
pissed me off and but I figured 

1025
00:57:31,760 --> 00:57:34,440
it out. 
I figured it out. 

1026
00:57:37,560 --> 00:57:40,400
Yep, I need to get a new 
clapping sound. 

1027
00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:41,840
That one really sounds like 
rain. 

1028
00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:52,000
OK, what time is it 57? 
OK, listener who I said I would 

1029
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:55,160
talk about something this week. 
We'll talk about it next week. 

1030
00:57:55,160 --> 00:57:58,960
I'm going to I'll text him and 
be like, I'll talk about it next

1031
00:57:58,960 --> 00:58:00,680
week. 
Because we, we, we got involved 

1032
00:58:00,680 --> 00:58:03,520
in so much other stuff. 
The dude like, Oh my God, 

1033
00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:12,400
there's so much that I man. 
Why do I want to do Portland 

1034
00:58:12,400 --> 00:58:15,520
Frog? 
No see This is why I mean. 

1035
00:58:15,520 --> 00:58:21,680
I mean, I maybe will have to 
eventually have Patreon or 

1036
00:58:21,680 --> 00:58:26,280
something because I, I, I could 
definitely do this from the 3434

1037
00:58:26,280 --> 00:58:28,000
minutes. 
I mean the Taylor Swift thing, 

1038
00:58:28,600 --> 00:58:32,360
like her podcast, her, her 
podcast, Jesus, imagine, do you 

1039
00:58:32,360 --> 00:58:35,160
imagine she gets that's how you 
know someone is, is failing as, 

1040
00:58:35,440 --> 00:58:36,880
as celebrities when they have a 
podcast. 

1041
00:58:36,880 --> 00:58:38,520
That's how you know shit is not 
going well. 

1042
00:58:38,800 --> 00:58:40,680
No offense, Amy Poehler, no 
offense, everyone that has a 

1043
00:58:40,680 --> 00:58:43,440
podcast, but when they get a 
podcast, you know shit is not 

1044
00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:44,880
going well and they just need 
money. 

1045
00:58:45,360 --> 00:58:47,120
They have they have a second 
house that they have to pay off 

1046
00:58:47,120 --> 00:58:48,520
the mortgage that they go. 
Why don't I just start a 

1047
00:58:48,520 --> 00:58:51,000
podcast? 
People can listen to me fart for

1048
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:53,080
an hour now. 
I would still make the 100 KA 

1049
00:58:53,080 --> 00:59:00,480
month doing that. 
So I tried to watch a video 

1050
00:59:00,480 --> 00:59:03,440
about like why Taylor Swift's 
album is bad and I. 

1051
00:59:06,400 --> 00:59:08,960
I, I, I, I I've. 
Never really liked her so it 

1052
00:59:08,960 --> 00:59:10,480
doesn't really mean anything to 
me but. 

1053
00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:16,000
Life is the Taylor Swift's album
Not Being Well just is another 

1054
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:19,000
example of how happy people 
don't make good art. 

1055
00:59:20,520 --> 00:59:23,160
You have to be unhappy. 
Taylor Swift's album shows that 

1056
00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:24,640
you got to be unhappy to make 
good art. 

1057
00:59:24,640 --> 00:59:27,760
Because she fell in love with 
Travis, Kelsey or Kelce, 

1058
00:59:27,760 --> 00:59:30,080
whatever his name is, and she 
got dicked down by him. 

1059
00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:32,760
And now she's making ARC about 
how she was ahmatized. 

1060
00:59:33,160 --> 00:59:35,760
She's digmatized. 
Ahmatized, you know. 

1061
00:59:38,080 --> 00:59:41,240
She's she's, she's making songs 
about how she's finally getting 

1062
00:59:41,240 --> 00:59:44,160
Dick down and then her music 
sucks. 

1063
00:59:44,600 --> 00:59:47,400
I guess that's what happens. 
And man, it must you my God, 

1064
00:59:49,040 --> 00:59:51,720
Joe, that the other guy, what is
his name? 

1065
00:59:51,720 --> 00:59:53,120
Who is her boy? 
Her ex-boyfriend? 

1066
00:59:56,480 --> 00:59:59,840
What are her ex boyfriend's 
name? 

1067
00:59:59,840 --> 01:00:00,680
Jake Joanal. 
Dude. 

1068
01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:05,200
Jake Joanal must feel upset 
listening to the album. 

1069
01:00:05,680 --> 01:00:08,600
And she's just talking about how
good Travis Kelce's Dick is. 

1070
01:00:08,600 --> 01:00:13,000
And he's like, OK, well, I guess
mine made you write some of the 

1071
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:15,280
best albums ever because you 
were sad the entire time. 

1072
01:00:15,280 --> 01:00:17,280
I wasn't. 
I wasn't giving it to you, 

1073
01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:20,200
Right? 
That's happy. 

1074
01:00:20,200 --> 01:00:24,080
People don't make good art 
usually, and that is shown in 

1075
01:00:24,080 --> 01:00:26,280
this album. 
She's happy. 

1076
01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:29,320
She's about to get married. 
She's a billionaire, so she's 

1077
01:00:29,320 --> 01:00:30,760
also completely out of touch. 
Out of touch. 

1078
01:00:30,760 --> 01:00:31,920
People don't make good art 
either. 

1079
01:00:32,280 --> 01:00:34,560
Look at anyone's art, as soon as
they start to get famous and 

1080
01:00:34,560 --> 01:00:36,240
rich, it goes down. 
It's not good. 

1081
01:00:36,560 --> 01:00:40,160
It's just kind of how it goes. 
She's a billionaire, she's 

1082
01:00:40,160 --> 01:00:42,160
traveling the world. 
She's completely out of touch, 

1083
01:00:42,160 --> 01:00:45,720
as she should be. 
She's a billionaire and the one 

1084
01:00:45,720 --> 01:00:48,360
thing that made her relatable to
people, the one thing that made 

1085
01:00:48,360 --> 01:00:52,200
her relatable to her fans, which
was being sad and not being in 

1086
01:00:52,200 --> 01:00:55,600
not having a good relationship 
and like maybe being toxic is 

1087
01:00:55,600 --> 01:01:00,800
now done. 
It's now over because she found 

1088
01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:02,040
a man and she's going to get 
married. 

1089
01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:04,600
So the. 
The women can't relate to her 

1090
01:01:04,600 --> 01:01:08,320
anymore because she's like, I 
got digmatized, I got agmatized 

1091
01:01:09,040 --> 01:01:12,240
and I'm happy and things are 
great and she's making horrible 

1092
01:01:12,240 --> 01:01:16,840
pop songs. 
I I mean, be happy for her. 

1093
01:01:16,840 --> 01:01:22,160
She can't. 
This is this can't a Can't a 

1094
01:01:22,160 --> 01:01:24,280
woman just make a bad album 
every now and then? 

1095
01:01:24,680 --> 01:01:27,760
Can a lady not get some good 
Dick and make a bad album? 

1096
01:01:30,760 --> 01:01:34,400
Can a lady not hop on a Can a 
lady not hop on a football 

1097
01:01:34,400 --> 01:01:38,120
player's pole and then make an 
album that's horrible and this 

1098
01:01:38,120 --> 01:01:41,000
is Charlie XCX for no reason 
because she's probably jealous? 

1099
01:01:48,830 --> 01:01:52,070
Can a woman not bounce on it and
be a big can a woman? 

1100
01:01:53,400 --> 01:01:57,600
Can a woman not bounce on the 
day and and be a billionaire and

1101
01:01:57,600 --> 01:02:01,600
make an album that upsets all of
her fans for how vapid and beige

1102
01:02:01,600 --> 01:02:04,040
and boring it is? 
Let her live. 

1103
01:02:05,600 --> 01:02:07,680
People are making like hour long
responses to it. 

1104
01:02:07,680 --> 01:02:12,720
And I go, this is I I tried. 
I tried looking and being like, 

1105
01:02:12,720 --> 01:02:15,600
what's so bad about it? 
And she's girl. 

1106
01:02:15,840 --> 01:02:17,840
She's girl bossing too hard. 
Yeah. 

1107
01:02:17,840 --> 01:02:21,280
I mean, her, her, her. 
Maybe your lyrics were never 

1108
01:02:21,280 --> 01:02:25,760
that good and you're just like, 
she's just fully, I don't know. 

1109
01:02:26,920 --> 01:02:32,040
I just let her live. 
Let her be happy with her new 

1110
01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:36,840
Dick, you know, take that, you 
know, enjoy that Dick. 

1111
01:02:36,840 --> 01:02:39,800
Taylor. 
I'm happy for you finally 

1112
01:02:39,800 --> 01:02:41,640
getting some good Dick at 
however old you are. 

1113
01:02:42,120 --> 01:02:48,800
How old is she? 
How was she 19? 

1114
01:02:48,800 --> 01:02:50,960
Oh, she born in 1989. 
I should have known that, but 

1115
01:02:50,960 --> 01:02:52,520
also I shouldn't have. 
She's 35 years old. 

1116
01:02:52,520 --> 01:02:53,880
OK. 
Wow, Taylor. 

1117
01:02:54,120 --> 01:02:56,360
Like, good for you. 
Taylor, you're 35 years old and 

1118
01:02:56,360 --> 01:02:57,520
you're finally getting some good
Dick. 

1119
01:02:58,520 --> 01:03:00,760
You're you're Taylor, you're 35 
years old. 

1120
01:03:00,760 --> 01:03:03,320
You're finally getting some good
Dick and you're making bad music

1121
01:03:03,320 --> 01:03:04,800
because of it now. 
But I'm happy. 

1122
01:03:04,800 --> 01:03:07,240
For you, you've you've come full
circle. 

1123
01:03:08,480 --> 01:03:11,400
It's all you're getting filled 
up by Travis Kels. 

1124
01:03:15,160 --> 01:03:16,720
Yeah, that's. 
And that's how I'm ending the 

1125
01:03:16,720 --> 01:03:17,880
podcast. 
That's fantastic. 

1126
01:03:19,520 --> 01:03:24,800
I could let's just talk about. 
But what's the thing with 

1127
01:03:25,520 --> 01:03:29,560
Charlie XCX? 
Taylor Swift's new song, 

1128
01:03:29,560 --> 01:03:32,800
Actually Romantic has sparked 
widespread speculation. 

1129
01:03:32,800 --> 01:03:34,800
That is a diss track. 
Aim at Charlie XCX. 

1130
01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:38,680
Both songs have. 
Both artists have denied a feud.

1131
01:03:39,440 --> 01:03:42,360
The song lyrics, which reference
being called a boring Barbie and

1132
01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:45,600
having an ex ghosted, are widely
interpreted as a response to 

1133
01:03:45,600 --> 01:03:49,200
Charlie Xex's 2024 track 
Sympathy is a Knife, which fans 

1134
01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:51,920
believe always tell us this. 
Past relationships with Maddie 

1135
01:03:51,920 --> 01:03:54,480
Healey, a bandmate of Charlie's 
husband's George Daniel. 

1136
01:03:55,760 --> 01:03:57,960
To describe the song as a love 
letter to someone who hates you,

1137
01:03:58,960 --> 01:04:00,880
showing this as of attention as 
a fluttering romantic. 

1138
01:04:00,880 --> 01:04:02,720
Well Charlie, I just want to 
encrypt the Instagram. 

1139
01:04:03,640 --> 01:04:07,080
Like to me about Swift making my
God, someone saw that Charlie 

1140
01:04:07,080 --> 01:04:10,600
XCX liked a meme about Taylor 
Swift and they interpreted that 

1141
01:04:10,840 --> 01:04:13,320
as her hating her making a diss 
track. 

1142
01:04:14,200 --> 01:04:20,920
Jesus Christ. 
Oh this. 

1143
01:04:21,240 --> 01:04:24,120
I heard you call me boring 
Barbie when the cokes got you 

1144
01:04:24,120 --> 01:04:27,560
brave and high fived my ex and 
then you said you're glad he 

1145
01:04:27,560 --> 01:04:33,680
goes to me. 
Oh, I mean, that does kind of of

1146
01:04:33,680 --> 01:04:34,880
all. 
The title, also known as 

1147
01:04:34,880 --> 01:04:36,560
Charlie's Everything, is 
Romantic. 

1148
01:04:38,720 --> 01:04:49,040
Actually romantic. 
Charlie has not publicly 

1149
01:04:49,040 --> 01:04:51,200
addressed a song, but recently 
liked an Instagram meme about 

1150
01:04:51,200 --> 01:04:52,880
Swift fueling further. 
I mean, you know how? 

1151
01:04:52,880 --> 01:04:55,920
How are people even seeing this?
This is why I hate Instagram 

1152
01:04:55,920 --> 01:04:57,640
with you. 
Why are you telling people that 

1153
01:04:57,640 --> 01:05:00,680
I liked something? 
I don't want anyone to know any 

1154
01:05:00,680 --> 01:05:02,520
meme I've liked ever. 
Stop it. 

1155
01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:06,400
Why are you doing that? 
It's so stalkery and weird. 

1156
01:05:08,680 --> 01:05:09,560
But you know what? 
I'm happy. 

1157
01:05:09,560 --> 01:05:11,800
I'm, I'm, I'm happy that pop 
singers are getting into beef. 

1158
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:14,280
It shouldn't just be rap beef. 
There should be pop girl beef as

1159
01:05:14,280 --> 01:05:17,120
well. 
I, I want Charlie and Taylor 

1160
01:05:17,120 --> 01:05:20,440
Swift 2 beef. 
I want them to make diss tracks.

1161
01:05:20,440 --> 01:05:23,040
About each other. 
And I want one of them to stab 

1162
01:05:23,040 --> 01:05:26,680
the other one, Not deadly, not 
fatally, but, you know, just a 

1163
01:05:26,680 --> 01:05:28,440
little playful, just a little 
playful. 

1164
01:05:28,440 --> 01:05:32,600
Stab, you know. 
Let's have some East Coast. 

1165
01:05:32,600 --> 01:05:34,840
What about this is Charlie XCX 
is British, right? 

1166
01:05:34,840 --> 01:05:39,000
Let's have some you know that 
that is East Coast, but but it's

1167
01:05:39,080 --> 01:05:43,200
the East Coast versus the West 
Coast, which is London and the 

1168
01:05:43,200 --> 01:05:45,040
UK. 
Let's have some beef there. 

1169
01:05:45,080 --> 01:05:47,120
I'm with that. 
I like that. 

1170
01:05:47,120 --> 01:05:50,520
That's sick. 
I really like that. 

1171
01:05:53,960 --> 01:06:01,920
And then Charlie XCX was on 
SNLXCXCX, so no Taylor Swift. 

1172
01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:03,840
And then why this one, this one,
this. 

1173
01:06:04,040 --> 01:06:05,360
We've gone long. 
What are we at 16? 

1174
01:06:06,120 --> 01:06:10,520
Wow, yeah, Charlie XCX makes a 
surprise, dude. 

1175
01:06:10,520 --> 01:06:14,520
I mean, This is why AI is so. 
Charlie made a surprise 

1176
01:06:14,520 --> 01:06:20,160
appearance on Saturday Night 
Live on October 11th as Sally. 

1177
01:06:20,160 --> 01:06:23,800
Her appearance, which included 
wearing a Max's Kansas City 

1178
01:06:23,800 --> 01:06:26,720
T-shirt, sparked widespread fan 
speculation that it was a veiled

1179
01:06:26,720 --> 01:06:30,480
response to Taylor Swift. 
How is it? 

1180
01:06:33,200 --> 01:06:38,080
I mean, some outlet suggested 
the shirt was a jab at Taylor 

1181
01:06:38,080 --> 01:06:41,160
Swift because it's a. 
Kansas, I mean. 

1182
01:06:41,160 --> 01:06:46,840
People are reaching. 
Yeah, this is a reach. 

1183
01:06:47,280 --> 01:06:50,000
This is This is actually. 
This is actually nothing. 

1184
01:06:50,400 --> 01:06:53,000
But I want it to be. 
I wish you would come up be like

1185
01:06:53,040 --> 01:06:58,040
fuck Taylor Swift bitch. 
I and then pull out two guns, 

1186
01:06:58,040 --> 01:07:00,800
shoot them into the air like I 
would. 

1187
01:07:00,800 --> 01:07:04,440
I would like that. 
That would be that would be 

1188
01:07:04,440 --> 01:07:07,400
awesome. 
Anyway, guys, remember to 

1189
01:07:09,360 --> 01:07:13,440
347-566-9741 call the hotline, 
do all the different things 

1190
01:07:13,440 --> 01:07:16,800
we've talked about. 
You know, thank you to the guy 

1191
01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:20,120
that wrote in that very you can 
you can also text to wrote in 

1192
01:07:20,120 --> 01:07:26,880
that very extensive advice 
request and you can also call in

1193
01:07:26,880 --> 01:07:28,520
anonymously. 
You know, we talked about that. 

1194
01:07:28,520 --> 01:07:31,280
I want you guys to I want you. 
I want you to feel like you got 

1195
01:07:31,280 --> 01:07:34,640
a place to get stuff off your 
chest that would feel really 

1196
01:07:34,640 --> 01:07:36,040
good to me. 
I hope you guys have a good. 

1197
01:07:36,040 --> 01:07:40,360
Week talk to you soon. 
Hey, tell your friends and thank

1198
01:07:40,360 --> 01:07:42,640
you for rating and reviewing. 
Let's keep it up. 

1199
01:07:43,320 --> 01:07:44,400
All right. 
Bye, guys.

