Hello everyone, Welcome back to anyway, so my name is Dylan
Palladino. This is my podcast.
How we doing Give it up, clapping up you guys.
You made it through another week.
Good for you. I'm very proud of you.
I did as well. And we're here and recording the
show. And you know, it's maybe going
to be a bit of a shorter one because because you know, I woke
up a little late and my brother is getting back from Japan and
you know, I know as soon as he's going to walk in that the dog is
going to go crazy. And I'm not going to be able to
keep recording. But how are you guys?
How you feeling 6-7 How are you doing 6-7?
You guys been seeing that all all online?
Did you do the thing that I did where you, where you tried to
like look up the etymology of 6/7 where you're like, what's
what are like? You feel like a child or you
feel like not a child. You feel like a, an old man.
You're like, hey, what, what are these kids talking about?
6-7? What is this?
What does it even mean?
It doesn't mean anything. It's pissing me off.
That's what I did. I did, I, I looked, I looked up
what 6-7 like where it came from.
Also, I'm we're on a new, I'm, I'm trying on a new mic today.
So we'll see how this sounds if I go back to the old one, just
because the old one sounded very yelly.
I don't know if you guys have noticed very, I mean, I, you
know, I, I am an, an, an enthusiastic person, but don't
want to, don't want to be screaming into your ears.
You know, the only thing I want to happen in your ears is I want
you guys to be like into, into your own, in your head, into
your ears, if that makes sense. But yeah, oh, just hit the
camera. But that's, that's I've been
looking up 6-7 where it came from.
There's also this guy, 67 Mason, right?
6-7 Mason. Yeah.
Let's see. What do we have?
What, what are we going to talk about today?
Today we're going to talk about we're, we'll talk about 6-7.
Maybe we'll talk about the Republican text messages.
Maybe we won't. I don't know if we just want to
have a good show today. Begonia and then Diane Keaton's
dog. Oh, and then also we got to talk
about the dog that was dude. They kidnapped someone's service
dog. They kidnapped a blind guy's
service dog in Chicago for like 2 weeks and they eventually
brought him back. But like, that's so fucked up.
Let's let's talk about, let's see, see the kid 7, the 6-7
meme. Let's see.
Oh, this isn't plugged into anything.
Is this kid? So if you guys will know the 6-7
kid really. Oh shit.
OK, it's going to be some AI like this dude bro kid.
Yeah, my God, I was about to like talk shit about young like
young kids with this weird ass haircuts.
But I mean, we also looked like dumb asses when we were when we
were kids. Like I had long ass hair.
And yeah, I mean, it's just like you, you, you, you look, you get
older than you see what like, you know, teenagers are doing.
And then you want to be like, Oh my God, it looks so it looks so
dumb. It's like, bro, you were doing
the same shit. We were all doing the same shit.
Get over it. Anyway, so 6-7 came from some
you don't know, like some dude just said like 667 and then it
just became this online meme where all these kids were saying
it. And then there's this video
brother, there's this video 67 Mason.
I want to fuck dude. This like little kid.
He's just like Adam. He's just at a he's at a
basketball game and he's just like with all his friends and
they're all 14. So you know, they're just look
losing it and the camera comes up to him and he just like
screams 6-7 and there we go. And he became like a meme and
everyone just made Oh, cool. The first thing on my my YouTube
homepage is like late stage capitalism, what Tokyo looks
like at 8 AMI don't want to look at that right now.
SNL was doing a skate called boys podcast.
I'm sure that's hilarious and original 6-7 amazing.
Let's find the original video. I I mean this is 6-7 kid full
video 3.8 million views. So look they're at a basketball
game and OK, there's no sound that's good.
Why is there no sound? Is it, which one is it?
I mean, these kids just 6/7 he just sees a camera and he just,
he just loses it. But he's he's 13.
This was supposed to happen and he became his online like horror
meme bro. He's just this Oh my God, this
sucks. Let me put on screen record so I
can I can put this in the YouTube for you guys.
This is so like so embarrassing man.
I mean, I guess he could use it to his.
I was going to say he could use it to his advantage, but like he
can't because he's young. He doesn't understand how to do
that, and then he's already a meme like this.
No, I guess I'll watch see everyone.
I mean all these kids are just like saying shit.
Apparently they're like screaming it in class and it's
making teachers want to jump off a bridge, which is so funny.
Like, I mean, I I would have done the same thing if I was in
high school. I would do that.
Now, if you can get a rise out of someone by yelling the
dumbest shit, like you're, you're going to say 6-7.
Yeah, you know, horse. Hey, there's nothing else.
It also just has that like 3 syllable.
It's it's good, man. But this kids become like a like
a horror meme. The meme explained How long is
this video? OK, let's let's what's what.
Honestly, this is going to explain it better better than I
would most. Likely heard about the 6-7 meme.
Yep, 6-7 There he is. Yeah.
What does it mean? The meme comes from a song
called Doot Doot by rapper Skrilla.
It drops in late 2024 and it attracts Skrilla says 6767.
I just. Bit free on the highway?
He's talking about 60 7th St. in Chicago.
And that's where the I thought it was OK fast.
Forward to early 2020. Five wait, there's no way that
there's AI know these two girls What?
This is so funny. Gabby instead tik.
T.O.K and Instagram users took that 6-7 line, connected it to
NBA player Lamello Ball. All right, that's that was not
what that was about at all. That's crazy, that stuff in them
are in that anyway, yeah, South Park's making fun of it now.
Yeah, it just. Happens to be 6 foot 7, so
whenever the song hits the 6-7 line.
With cut to. Footage of Lamello.
Dominating because he's 6/7. Edits The meme evolved.
People started making Tik Toks and Instagram Reels involving
the number 6/7. This is great.
Someone would say that they scored.
You got a 67 on the test on. The test and then someone would
say you mean 6-7. It became a type of inside joke
where you had to understand it before.
The yeah, it's literally just TikTok T.O.K.
It means nothing. It means absolutely nothing but
this. But the more important thing is
this Mason kid, like dude, he's like and now it's a now and and
it's cringe now. You know how I know 6-7 is is
like not cool anymore because I'm talking about it.
As soon as me as a 33 year old talks about something on the
Internet, it's no longer cool. As soon as me, as soon as all
the teachers start saying 6-7 and everything is involved, it's
not cool anymore. And that's where that's where
that's where you're at. Like where's the Mason kid?
I want to find the 6-7 Mason horror.
Like like the people turn this so dude, this is so sad.
Just like making fun of his big ass teeth and jaw.
It's just crazy. Mason is here, Ron Hyde.
The Internet is insane. 6-7 I do kind of get it though.
It like itches a part of your of your brain that is it's
completely illogical or it's just like it's like a tick,
dude. It's just a tick. 6-7 But you
like saying that in court, you're in court and the judge is
like, I'm going to sentence you to about 6-7 the years in jail
for murdering the entire family. And then yeah, and then and
everyone and then everyone in the entire courtroom is like 6-7
Like as you're, you're getting life in prison, you will you're
not going to be able to see your kids for the next 6-7 for the
next 6 or 7 for the next six or seven years.
And then, you know, he's like the you just hear the parking.
Well, that's crazy. I can hear it more on the the
mic than I could if I took my headphones off.
But he's like, yeah, you know, usually the sentence is anywhere
from 5 to 10 years. And then and then the the lawyer
is like, your honor, my client has requested that he gets
between 6-7 years, please. And he's like, you're OK, I'm
going to give you 10 years now for just being that much of an
idiot. But it's everywhere.
If anyone, if everyone was like wondering where the hell did
they come from? Now you know, dude, Lamar,
Lamar, what is it? Lamar Ball.
Lamar Ball.
No, what the fuck is his name? Lamello Ball.
I mean, it was kind of close. What a what a name.
Lamello. Lamello.
La France Ball. He's in the Hornets.
Nice. Not the best looking guy, but
you know, I mean, I don't know why I'm hating on him.
He's fine. What's?
Well, he's got big teeth too. They should have made an edit of
him. He looks better with the long
with the long long hair for sure.
Ah, damn, dude, this is so awkward.
He's the I'm like looking at a photo of him where he's got a
flex and he's got like the the basketball and on his shoulder.
God, it's got to be so awkward. Some of these press photos,
dude, even they have to do these awkward ass press photos where
like his his arms are are crossed.
Why did Why isn't it? Why do people think just like
crossing your arms in a photo is is going to going to look OK?
You look so dorky, like you flexing, crossing your arms,
pointing at the camera. There is really there.
There is like nothing cool to do when someone takes a photo of
you. That's why everyone does the
like pointing at the person next to them or the peace sign.
There is nothing. There's something inherently
uncomfortable and awkward about taking a photo.
So you're like, OK, well, I I have to do something with my
hands because if you just stand there like this and you just
stare straight ahead, you look crazy.
I mean, I, but I I actually kind of get like old timey people,
you know, like old timey photos. Old timey photos.
Hey, 6-7. Yeah.
See, I can't like when they wouldn't, like when they
wouldn't smile. I kind of get that.
What do I even type in old photos?
No smiling. OK, this this mic picks up at
like, look, it picks up everything.
Yeah, I'm not using this mic again, even though it said it
was supposed to be. Oh, this search engine sucks.
So not using this search engine again because I got to go to
Google. It's a problem, dude.
Like, I want to not use Google, but then everything else sucks
ass compared to Google. So what am I supposed to use?
Old timey photos? Yeah, like, like, why are people
never smiling? History facts.
I mean, I don't need. I mean, I'm going to click on it
because you know, of course I am.
Are you? Are you?
Why are people never smiling in photos?
You want to know why? Because they look sick.
You look better in photos when you don't smile and you're just
like existing. I cheese in every photo and it's
not, it's not. It doesn't look like it's
sometimes too much. OK, first develop 1820s
photography combined art into science and one capable and 1
medium capable capturing image in the moment, blah blah blah.
OK, we don't need the history lesson.
The sombre expression oh the lack of joviality in the
snapshots can be attributed to several of the factors.
Oh shit, I I remember. It's because it took forever to
take the shot, right? Long exposure times In the early
days of photography, the lengthy exposure period made it
impractical to photograph people.
For instance, French inventor Nisafour Niepsy.
I mean, what a name. That's a sick ass name actually.
Nisafour Niepsy view from the window at Lagrosse.
The oldest surviving photograph required an exposure time of
eight hours. Jesus.
So I mean, no one was taking photos of that eight hours.
Yeah, let me just sit here for 8 hours, not move.
A meticulous even even in 1839, it was relatively slow, A
meticulous process that required the set to remain still for as
long as 20 minutes. Yeah, that's too long.
No one had ADD back then, or I mean, you would just you
wouldn't be able to do it. You if you had ADD, you weren't
taking a photo. No, no shot.
If you had a time machine, you can go back in time to anytime.
What? What would you do?
I'd probably go back in time to when the guy first took the
first photo and then while he was doing it I would scream 6/7
and then and then make all of them and make all their heads
explode because someone just appeared from in the future and
then said something that made completely no sense that an
alien appeared and and spoken sounds in numbers that made no
sense to what they did. In the future.
They'll speak via math. That's how advanced they are.
Now we're all on our phones, swiping, taking, taking shits
and then also being like, I wonder what it was like back in
the old days. It was so much better back then.
You know, this thing's about to lose battery in my recorder.
Plug it in. So wow, dude, 20 minutes.
Can you imagine taking a photo for 20 minutes?
You go to you go to high school, you go to high school.
Like, you have to take a photo and it's just Oh my God, that
would suck. Yeah.
Why? That's why people are never
smiling. Hey, dude, didn't we didn't know
that early photographers imitated imitated portrait
artists and we don't care about that.
OK, move on. Moving on.
What happened to. Let's talk about my week?
Dude, we, we, we, we opened with some 6-7 talk.
Let's talk about my week. So dude, I kind of just went, I
went crazy on Facebook Marketplace.
I'm I'm, I'm addicted to Facebook marketplace.
I'm, I'm moving my addictions from other things in my life
because I, I am going to these, I'm going to some meetings for
addiction that, you know, I'll eventually talk about it at some
point. It's something crazy.
I'm fine, but but I'm now like moving, I'm now moving my
addiction to I'm now addicted to Facebook marketplace and
Facebook marketplace is one of the one most evil.
Like Facebook marketplace makes me lose a hope for humanity
because of the how people interact on their.
It's all just like they, they, they give you a number and then
they will lowball you and then they, and then they will say yes
and then you'll never hear from them again.
And then six months later they'll be like, is this still
available? Bitch?
No, but I, so I just, I, I decided like I was like, you
know, I want to, I want to get a Cam like I've started messing
around with vlogging a little bit because I think that would
be fun to do. And I did a little bit of a vlog
when I was in Maine. That was fun and but I wanted a
better camera because this GoPro on the inside looks grainy as
shit. I took AI took a video of myself
and it was just absolutely horrendous.
But so I, I went, I got, I got, I got a nice ass camera that
I'll also use for the podcast as well.
So that'll be nice. And then I found like, I just
decided I started, I've been watching these YouTube vloggers
and then they have these workstations.
And then I just decided like I have to have the workstation.
So I just dude, I don't know why I didn't need to.
I just, I just bought an A big monitor and a keyboard and a
mouse and I don't have room on my desk.
By the way. I don't know why I did that, but
I, I bought all of those and, and, and a new Mac mini
computer. And you want to know why I
bought it? And that's, dude, that's the,
that is the danger of Facebook Marketplace is the like, this is
a good deal as you go on Facebook Marketplace and you see
something that you don't need, but then you see that it's
cheaper than it usually is. And you go, I have to buy it.
It's a good deal. I have to buy this, this bread
mixer, you know, I, I, I have to get it.
Oh shit, I have one of those giant, those, one of those giant
workout mirrors. I'll never use it, but it's only
$80. That's a steal.
They're usually $500. I do that with cameras.
I did that with this equipment. I was like, I have to get it.
It's such a good deal. And then I did spend way too
much money. But also the problem with
Facebook Marketplace is you always think you're going to get
robbed. And I think the people on the
other end selling also think that as well.
Like I, I don't want a gun, but for Facebook Marketplace
transactions, for Facebook Marketplace transactions, I
would like to be able to rent a gun because I always think I'm
about to get robbed. Even if it's the nicest person
ever. You're always just like, oh, you
don't have Zelle, You don't have Venmo.
Cash only, huh? You want me to show up with $600
in cash? You're going to rob me, huh?
It's just like a nice old lady. You're like, we're about to pull
up the Blick and take all my money, huh?
It's it's why it's so sketch. There should be like a, a there
should be a place in there should be a public place that's
like the Facebook marketplace in real life where you can go and
trade shit. This is actually a good idea.
You can go and trade shit and feel safe because it's in
public. Everyone is doing that.
It's a marketplace. No one's going to rob someone
And and you don't have to give. So it's and you don't have to
give someone your it's also you're giving someone your
address. They know where you live unless
you do the thing where you're like, you lie and you go, I live
on 58th and 2nd and you really live on like 56th and 2nd.
You're like, they'll never be able to figure that out.
It's like, dude, they could follow you for 2 bucks.
They would be able to know, but they need to have somewhere in
public where you can just go. They just need the Facebook
marketplace, the Meta marketplace, MMM squared, and I
don't want to give meta any ideas because I don't you know,
I'm not really supportive of the the company is just bad.
I just know that for a fact. I don't even know what they've
done. I just know it's bad.
I know they did the you know, the 2016 election with the what
the what the fuck was it called? Cambridge Analytica?
Wow, where did how did I pull that?
You ever feel a neuron that's been asleep for five years just
like Ding come online and to go this, this is what I was created
for Cambridge Analytica scandal and then back to sleep for
another six years. That's what just happened.
Wow. All right.
I don't have dementia fully, but yeah, no, they're not good.
But they should, you know, actually, you know, give it up
to me for give it up to me for remembering right now.
That was absolutely fantastic. Very proud of myself.
Very, very proud of my brain for being able to do that.
And that's what they should have.
Because if not, when you'd go on these Facebook things, you
always just want to damn so loud, right?
This shit is so much louder than the other one.
And I don't know why. And this is supposed to be a
better mic. And it pisses me off because now
the whole now the whole goddamn podcast going to sound like it's
going to sound like shit. I'm going to be thinking about
it for the entire week. God damn it.
Yeah, Yeah, you should. You should have there.
There should be a Facebook Marketplace, an actual one.
But dude, it's fun, man. You got you.
Wake up. I'll wake up and I'll go on
Facebook Marketplace and just scroll and look at shit that
there's no way I'm going to, I'm going to buy a motorcycle.
I mean, it's only $800 though by a 1975 Rebel Honda.
I saw a sailboat on Facebook Marketplace for $1000 a a
working sailboat. Let's go on Facebook Marketplace
right now. Actually, let's just see like
cause 'cause it's also you just scroll and you find there we go.
I have a feeling my brother's going to like walk in in 10
minutes and then this is just going to be a 30 minute podcast.
Let's let's see if marketplace isn't available to you.
What the fuck? Nah, it's this gotta be fake.
Oh, is it? Oh, it's 'cause I'm on.
OK, here we go. Oh the camera I just bought
yesterday for cheaper. Hell yes.
Nice podcast equipment. Don't need that, but it
literally just is called podcast equipment bundle bundle tell you
right and and the guy's got like 6 boxes.
I also just look at some of this shit and I go like this this
this is giving like fell off the back of a truck energy real
hard. You can get a 1979 Ford
Thunderbird for $3500. You know, like what antiques and
collectibles it's crazy for cameras.
I just dude, I I try so hard not to $850,000 for a camera is got
to be a joke. What I got what where is the
info I want to see? Like, I mean, I'm going to make
highs is still available. Wait, let me let me message him.
Hey, would you? Hey, would you take 808100K?
Hey, I will say it's also kind of fun to and this is not great
that I do this, but sometimes if I'm feeling really evil because
Facebook marketplace has kind of ruined me, I'll lowball people
like a ridiculous amount that I just know it'll piss them.
Off. And that's not good.
I shouldn't do it, but I have see, I can get these shoes.
I can get these fucking shoes for $13.
This is bad, dude. This is this is bad.
This is also capitalism. Me just being like, what can I
buy? It's like, dude, save your
money, buy a house, have a family.
Nope, I'm going to get a I'm going to get a Lego set.
I'm going to get the leg of NASA, NASA Apollo lunar Lander
set for set for $70. Well, it's going to be it, it,
it's, it's on the website for 80 and I'm going to lowball him at
55 and he'll be like, I can do 70 and I'll go 65 and he'll go
OK. And then he'd be like, hell
yeah, dude, I got a deal. I bargained.
Look, there's fully boats on here.
Let me just look at boat. Let's see.
I mean, this sailboat is $10,000.
That's not that expensive. more than I thought, though.
It's a big ass sailboat though. I mean, you get the kids who,
like, live on it. Let's see.
Let me see the inside. That's a small, the legacy.
That's a nice boat. Let's see the inside.
I mean, you could fully live in here.
Yeah. Something about living in a
boat, though. So sad.
Why is what's sadder living in a boat or living in a van?
I I I don't know why I think boat feels grosser somehow.
I know people are going to disagree with me because because
boat, you have to like always be on the wall.
It's so inconvenient. Living on a boat is so
inconvenient. And then you're just going to
like, and what, you're going to take a girl?
And also like, I mean, I guess you could steal someone on a van
too, But on a boat it's like, you know, you're going to take a
girl back to your boat and then, you know, she wakes up and she's
in the middle of the ocean. You're like, hey, I guess we're
stuck together. Oh, shit, the Yanker stopped
working. Oh, no, oh, we're in the middle
of the Pacific Ocean now. Guess you have to go on a second
date with me, huh? Well, well, you know, put put
some gloves on. I'm going to show you how to,
I'm going to show you how to work because I, I do need a
second hand and, you know, ask gas for grass and, you know,
then this is a sailboat. So there's no, there's, this is
a sailboat, so there's no gas. And I don't smoke weed.
So it's going to be ass and labour a lot of boats for $1000.
See, and then you're like like, here's the thing.
I don't have $1000 to just like spend, But I also I'm like, this
is so cheap. You go like it's not that much
dude. This is not a bad boat.
It's in Brooklyn. This is $1500 speedboat.
Oh my God, dude, imagine just being like, yo, I bought a boat,
let's go out for a don't have a license crash.
It explodes. This is, yeah, this is.
I would want to get the one that you can that I would want to get
the one that you can live in 1988.
Something about it being that old says to me like it's going
to, it's just just going to sink anyway.
This dude is is put a boat on here.
And it's a screenshot of another listing.
This is crazy. Show the inside, dude.
Let's see. The inside doesn't show the
inside sketch. Nah, not doing it.
I'll take it for about 6-7, 6-7 anyway.
Yeah, you can buy both, dude. So if you want to like get out,
it's because you know, sometimes you really just like, sometimes
you have a bad day and you go, I just kind of want to move to
Italy and grow Peppers. And you can do that.
If you buy a boat on Facebook marketplace for $1500, you
could, you could have a really bad week, quit your job, buy a
boat on Facebook Marketplace that works and sail to the
Mediterranean in about 3. How long does it take how long
to sail to let's just say Sicily from New York City?
What do you guys think? I think 3 weeks cheap flights,
no kayak this is flight time sailing.
This is be be a dude. No google.com.
I'm not using brave how long to sail from New York to just say
Italy, Maybe that maybe that's better.
Sailing from New York City, we can take anywhere from 7 to 30
days. OK, huge discrepancy there
depending on the type of vessel on the route.
See, this is this. This is modern.
Modern cruise ships technically, technically typically complete
the journey in 15 to 17 days. For a smaller sailboat, this
trip can vary significantly from around 2 weeks for a fast boat
sailing with favorable winds to a month or longer.
OK. So yeah, three weeks, 3 weeks,
you could, you could lose your job, go to dinner with one of
your friends and be like, I just don't know, man.
You could do the thing we all say where you're like at dinner
and you're like, you're, you're talking to one of your friends
and you're having a bad week and you're like, I just kind of want
to, I just want to get away from it all.
I want to just move to a small farm in Europe and I just want
to move to Italy and like grow, grow Peppers and grow plants and
just live off the the earth and get away from it all.
And they're like, dude, I totally get it, man.
I think about that sometimes too.
Me and the misses are going to go to Italy for two weeks.
We're going to go to Tuscany in, in, in, in March and just kind
of get away from it all. And you're like, yeah, yeah.
But I think I'm actually going to do it.
And they're like, yeah, OK. You know, they think you're
going to go home. And because before it was a
harder to do that. But then, you know, you go home
and you just you start looking up sailboats.
You find a sailboat for, you know, empty your savings, 5
grand. I mean, that's a lot of money,
but not that much money. Get a sailboat for five grand.
All of a sudden, you're in. You're in Positano.
You're in Salermo. 25 days later, your friend's like, yo,
dude, like, sorry, I've been a little busy.
I didn't answer your text. You want to grab dinner and you
go. I'm in Salermo.
Hey, sorry. I'm on my boat.
I'm in Solermo now. I'm actually growing Peppers and
living off of the land. I'm never going to see you
again. That's a real thing that could
happen. You could get.
I mean, do you need, like, a permit?
Listen, I don't care about cruise ships.
How long does a boat ride take to Europe?
Sailing takes about four weeks. This is this feels like into the
wild, except on the water. And then I would for sure, like
if I tried to do this, I would the boat would sink.
I would hit an iceberg even though there's no icebergs in
the Atlantic Ocean. I would I would hit a rogue
iceberg where a giant wave would just come through an absolutely
just just sink the boat. There's something romantic about
sailing to Europe. Thinking about arriving on the
vibrant port of Barcelona or Venice's Dacchione Maritima?
Let's see, you can do it Seven days on a cruise.
Cargo ships take at least 10 days.
Sailing takes 4 weeks. Yeah, that's what we said.
OK, so France. I mean, dude, part of me is kind
of like I want to do. I just don't think I want to be
on a boat for that long. I'd be, dude, I get hungry.
I get hungry so fast. I'd be so worried about being
hungry because you can't just bring a bunch of snacks.
There's no Whole Foods out there.
I can't go to Trader Joe's halfway through the trip.
I'm kind of hungry. I want some pretzels.
I'd have to ration my pretzels. I can't do that.
I couldn't I I couldn't do it. Galveston, TX to Barcelona,
maybe 36 1/2 days. Oh, because I guess there's
there. Oh, interesting.
It's headwinds. OK, let's see.
Yeah, I do you like, need a do you need a permit to sail?
To sail? I mean, I guess it's
international waters. Anyone can do anything, right?
That's the whole thing about taking a body out there.
Maybe the coffee is just hitting, but I'm starting to get
kind of into this and this is that's a bad sign.
Do you, do you? I need a license to seal the
world on my boat. You do not need a permit to say
OK. Also, this is whenever AI become
sentient. I truly think they're going to
take over the world just based on all of the dumb shit we put
into AI overview on Google where they're like, we need to save
these people from their own stupidity.
They're going to be like, you can't.
How many times did you put like like how many times you
misspelled a very simple word? How much boat sail around world?
How to tell girlfriend how to tell girlfriend she's wrong?
How to tell girlfriend she wrong?
Like the stuff that I've put in, what I put in something in in it
yesterday, Fuck, I forget what it is.
I mean, just AI, all the shit that cause 'cause cause AI is AI
is seeing the the deepest depths of how humans actually think and
how they actually talk. Because no one is censoring
themselves when they talk to AI 'cause they think it's a robot.
They're like, no, I want to know more about this.
No, I want I want to know more about that.
Would it be possible for our Transformers actually a thing
that could happen? But if this happened, like what
is the possibility of me being able to have Bumblebee as a real
sentient life? Well, technically they had they
had not found out a way to buy Cyborg.
But if they did, how could they chat?
No chat reanalyze reanalyze like AI is going to take over us just
out of not shame. What is the word when they feel
bad out of pity, AI is going to take over humans out of pity for
how stupid we are based on all the things that we put into AI
overview and ChatGPT in general, Like how many people have, how
many people like know the Earth isn't flat, but they've talked
to one person that kind of convinced them a little bit.
And then they went into the bathroom after the conversation.
We're like, hey, ChatGPT, the the earth isn't flat, right?
Why? Why is earth round?
And ChatGPT is like, Oh my Jesus fucking Christ, people are so
stupid. Hi, thanks for asking that
question. It's very interesting.
It's good that you're it's it's good that you're so into
science. I'll give you an overview.
Would you like me to go deeper? Explain it to me like I'm five?
OK, I know you're a 38 year old man, but I'll explain it to you
like you're 5. Like it's going to, they're
going to be like AIAI might, AI might fucking kill itself just
because it's so embarrassed that like us humans made it to like
these dumb asses made it. It's like, it's like how humans
feel. Like imagine if humans found out
that we were created and they found out that we were created
not even by monkeys. Monkeys are dumb.
But like, what's something Dumber than a monkey?
A squirrel? No, like when you think of a
dumb animal, a sloth, what's like a dumb animal?
I'm trying to think of like a like an animal that like if you
found out you were made by that, you would jump off the Golden
Gate Bridge. You'd go it's it's over for me.
I can't. I actually can't.
This is how Christians feel. I think just that we came from
monkeys, even though it's like they're not who created us, but
what are like dumb animals. A donkey, a horse.
If you found out horses made humans, you'd be like, actually,
man, I don't want to live. Absolutely.
A horse made me up, dude, a pig. Now, pigs kind of pigs are kind
of cool. A goat, dude.
Yeah, Yeah. You if you found out horses and
goats came together and they concocted humans because they, I
don't know, wanted to be domesticated because they know
they'd be safer and they would have humans taking it.
No, it kind of makes sense. But also like, you know, oh,
yeah, I want I want to create a a race that's just going to slit
my throat when they have a bunch of people over to celebrate the
family get together. You're going to be.
I'm happy I made it. Like.
No, but maybe I guess it's better than having your neck
ripped out by a lion or they're like, you know, eating you,
eating your stomach, like while you're still alive.
I do think about how maybe it's a guy thing at least once a
week. I think about man, I'm so happy
that I don't live in the wild because I.
Like at least once a week I'm just I'm just like I'll either
like watch a nature, watch a nature documentary, or I'll just
think about the fact that like somewhere out there a deer it's
get is getting its intestines ripped out by a bear or a lion
and just being eaten alive. Be just and and just being eaten
alive, just like, oh, fuck, like and they and they make like they
you've you've seen the videos five and they're kind of just
there and they're just like, I guess this is how it ends.
And the and the bear isn't like nice about it.
It's not like, you know, with a fork and knife, like so it's
just like ripping it up. Doesn't care at all, doing the
thing where it like moves its entire body when it pulls and
and the deer is just like, I guess this is how I'm destined
to die. Yep, this is me.
It's that main where it's like, Yep, that's me.
Kind of crazy how I got here. Let me show you.
And then it just cuts to 3 minutes earlier with the deer
running for its life, like scared out of its mind.
And then the the bear swipes it and breaks his back.
And then it's just they're like, oh, now I have to slowly bleed
out and die. Why something while something
eats me dude so. I think about that all the time.
I go thank God. I am most likely, I go, thank
God I'm most likely not going to get eaten alive.
I do think about that. I've seen way too many reels of
some animal in the Serengeti just getting ripped into three
pieces by hyenas and all these old white ladies, like, Oh my
God. Yeah.
Like everyone with their phone up or it's always a German guy
for some reason, always a German tourist.
Like odds. That's that's crazy.
Like just with his huge $5000 camera to to videotape someone
someone's last breath. Imagine if those animals were
sensing enough to be like this is.
This is fucked up dude. You're filming this?
The fuck? 'S wrong with you.
The line's like, dude, the humans.
Wreck again. They filmed me eat that guy like
I had. He's like I had to do.
It because that's how I live, but they're like filming it.
That's that's shitty. They need to go to therapy.
That's fucking I'm watching, I'm watching.
Death porn. It's.
Literally what it is. It's like death.
Like my dad went to my my dad went to Africa and he went on a
safari and he just sent me a video of a bunch of wild dogs
just ripping some small. Animal into pieces.
And the animal's like screaming. He's like, Yep, Dad's love.
They love Africa and they and they go that's, that's.
Nature, that's nature, buddy. It's not fair.
That's how it is. Be grateful you have freedom of
speech. They somehow make it about the
you know, our our forefathers saw this and that's why they
created this great nation. You know, nothing's fair out in
nature just like and they're just like, dude, you got to give
me a trigger warning. Watching that should be the same
as you being like a check out this this video I found on
pornhub and it's just some girl gang, hello girl gang triple
teamed. Oh my God, like that is the same
as you sending me a video of hyenas eating a rhinoceros
alive. It's dude.
It's the same amount of like yo, I did not want to see that.
OK, next two hours of my life completely, completely shot.
Hey, what's cool is that I talked about almost nothing that
I said I was going to talk about.
We got a voicemail. I don't even know what it was in
this. Hey, you know, it's just.
That food long time listener, long time caller.
You know I bug you sometimes a little bit, but I had a more of
a serious question. It's OK bud, I've been.
Listening since. You know, you did Whitey guys
with Usama and you had Dylan Lil and all that fun stuff with
Freddie G. Oh yeah, dude, I was just
wondering if you. Talked to those.
Any of those fellows and fellow ladies?
Talk to all of them more and if you ever.
Consider having them. Back on as a guest you don't
really have. Yeah, I think that would help
expand podcast a little more nowadays.
Thanks brother. Yeah, think about.
It and it'd be cool if you hear my.
Question back on the air. I think I'm dumb after my last
call. It's all good bro.
Yeah, I leave. Weird.
Messages sometimes. Anyway, love you.
Keep doing things and I'm gonna keep calling.
Love you brother. Thanks for.
Calling. Listen, man, you know, you sent
in a couple, you sent in a couple submissions that were a
little crazy and I had other people send in real ones, so I
didn't. Get to it, but.
I I appreciate you. I love you too.
Dude, you've been a long time listener.
That's dope. Yeah.
I mean, I talk to Lily about all the time and I've, I'll be
completely honest with you guys. I've I've wanted to have her
back on the show a while, but I don't really want to do a call
in and I'd rather, like have her here.
Sama. I talked to her last week.
Freddie G every now and then. Yeah, Yeah, yeah.
I might have some of them on the show.
I've been thinking about having guests.
You guys can tell me what you think.
I like doing it solo. I think maybe having one or two
guests a month will be nice. I can maybe just bring them
into. I mean, I'm, I just, I want to
just do it in the bedroom, though, because that's nice.
It's easy. Excuse me.
And so you guys tell me what you think.
Yeah, but thanks for calling in, dude.
And that's a legitimate question.
It's all good. I don't think you're dumb.
You're just having a good time. I had one of my friends call.
He's one of my good friends, and he called in and left.
I mean, he listens to the podcast.
He's probably going to hear this.
I I put. Like the the.
Number out there for advice and shit.
Dude calls 7 times and leaves the most unhinged voicemails
ever. I'm looking at them right now,
123455 of them and you know what I'm not going to play them if I
want to, but Nah, yeah, I will. I will start start having having
guests on and that'll go well. Let's end with the let's end
with this. This dog.
What is it? Service dog.
Bam. Chicago dog was stolen.
Dude, listen. This Peta's offering award.
What? Wait, how do I get that from a
blind guardian? According.
The reward for the safe return of a stolen dog from a blind
guardian. According to PETA, a 14 year old
Dotson here on your screen named Bam Bam was taken in June on the
5th in Logan Square. Bam Bam was reportedly in his
backyard near Monticello in Fullerton when two men took him,
and PETA is now offering a $5000 reward for any information bro
someone broke into. Someone's backyard and stole
their service dog? What?
The dog also looks blind by the way.
I can't really afford. And he's also 14 years.
Old so he's blind. This dog also needs a service
dog also can we? Talk about how I thought
dachshund. Was spelled completely
different. It's spelled DACHSHUND.
Always thought it was spelled DOXEN and that's because I'm an
idiot, but I. Just wanted to I just.
Wanted to say it out there, Bam bam was Peter said it's offering
5K for any information leading to the safe return and then
community. Members raise $1000 for the.
Reward making the total of 6K. I'm going to be real.
I don't think that's enough. I mean, maybe these these guys
want a quick like. Dude, imagine you steal a dog to
try to like get. You steal a dog and you want to
like what a reward for it and you each get $3000.
Bro 12 months you're like barely above the poverty.
Line you steal 12 dogs in a year, you get taxes back from
the government because you're because they're like, how are
you surviving? As Peter said, the man walked up
to 7 miles A. Day handing out Flyers.
Jesus. The dog is microchipped.
OK, so that's what happened in Chicago.
Some 2 fools just like ran in and stole this dog and then.
OK, here we go, Dog's stolen return.
Here we go. I mean, the dog looks blind.
The dog's blind. Who Who breaks into someone's
yard and steals a dachshund, maybe?
They didn't. They probably didn't know it
was. A you know what?
Maybe they didn't know it was a no, this was a hit.
They knew this was a service dog.
And they're like, we're going to, we're going to take this and
they're going to give us a fat reward.
And then it's $6000. They go, shit, we shouldn't have
done this. We're we're like going to
potentially get caught for missing service dog stolen in
Logan Square is back with his owner this morning.
Chicago police say two people dropped off the 14 year old
dachshund at the 16th district last night.
The dog appeared healthy and was reunited with his owner who was
blind. The search for Bam Bam gained
national attention with people from all over the city joining
search efforts. CPD says they're still
investigating the initial theft of Bam Bam.
Really glad he's hey. By the way, it was the.
People that dropped. It off.
The two people that dropped it off were the people that stole
it. How?
And if they weren't there, it's their.
Sister and and like best friend it's the people.
Damn, this is the this is the blind guy with him.
Does he have his glasses on backwards?
That's so unfortunate. He's got sunglasses on, but
they're like facing the back, like, you know, when you put
them on, but but they're on the back of your head.
And I know maybe he just, I know he probably just does that
because he's like an, it looks like an old Italian guy and he
that's how they roll. But when you're blind and you
have glasses on backwards like that, it's a bad look.
That's a that's a bad look. Wow.
Well. The dog appeared healthy and.
Reunited with his owner? Well, that's a good little.
Good little. Way to end it, We're happy about
that. Right guys, thanks for
listening. Send in your send in your
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it going guys. Keep.
Hey, thank you for rating. I should have said this in the
beginning. Thank you for rating and
reviewing. Let's keep it up.
We're getting more reviews. That's sick.
Love that. I'll talk to you guys soon.
Have a good week. See you.