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Hello everyone, Welcome back to 
anyway, so my name is Dylan 

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Palladino. 
This is my podcast. 

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How we doing Give it up, 
clapping up you guys. 

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You made it through another 
week. 

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Good for you. 
I'm very proud of you. 

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I did as well. 
And we're here and recording the

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show. 
And you know, it's maybe going 

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to be a bit of a shorter one 
because because you know, I woke

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up a little late and my brother 
is getting back from Japan and 

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you know, I know as soon as he's
going to walk in that the dog is

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going to go crazy. 
And I'm not going to be able to 

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keep recording. 
But how are you guys? 

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How you feeling 6-7 How are you 
doing 6-7? 

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You guys been seeing that all 
all online? 

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Did you do the thing that I did 
where you, where you tried to 

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like look up the etymology of 
6/7 where you're like, what's 

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what are like? 
You feel like a child or you 

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feel like not a child. 
You feel like a, an old man. 

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You're like, hey, what, what are
these kids talking about? 

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6-7? 
What is this? 

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What is this? 
What does it even mean? 

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It doesn't mean anything. 
It's pissing me off. 

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That's what I did. 
I did, I, I looked, I looked up 

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what 6-7 like where it came 
from. 

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Also, I'm we're on a new, I'm, 
I'm trying on a new mic today. 

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So we'll see how this sounds if 
I go back to the old one, just 

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because the old one sounded very
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I don't know if you guys have 
noticed very, I mean, I, you 

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know, I, I am an, an, an 
enthusiastic person, but don't 

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want to, don't want to be 
screaming into your ears. 

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You know, the only thing I want 
to happen in your ears is I want

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you guys to be like into, into 
your own, in your head, into 

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your ears, if that makes sense. 
But yeah, oh, just hit the 

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camera. 
But that's, that's I've been 

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looking up 6-7 where it came 
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There's also this guy, 67 Mason,
right? 

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6-7 Mason. 
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Let's see. 
What do we have? 

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What, what are we going to talk 
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Today we're going to talk about 
we're, we'll talk about 6-7. 

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Maybe we'll talk about the 
Republican text messages. 

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Maybe we won't. 
I don't know if we just want to 

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have a good show today. 
Begonia and then Diane Keaton's 

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dog. 
Oh, and then also we got to talk

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about the dog that was dude. 
They kidnapped someone's service

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dog. 
They kidnapped a blind guy's 

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service dog in Chicago for like 
2 weeks and they eventually 

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brought him back. 
But like, that's so fucked up. 

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Let's let's talk about, let's 
see, see the kid 7, the 6-7 

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meme. 
Let's see. 

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Oh, this isn't plugged into 
anything. 

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Is this kid? 
So if you guys will know the 6-7

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kid really. 
Oh shit. 

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OK, it's going to be some AI 
like this dude bro kid. 

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Yeah, my God, I was about to 
like talk shit about young like 

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young kids with this weird ass 
haircuts. 

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But I mean, we also looked like 
dumb asses when we were when we 

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were kids. 
Like I had long ass hair. 

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And yeah, I mean, it's just like
you, you, you, you look, you get

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older than you see what like, 
you know, teenagers are doing. 

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And then you want to be like, Oh
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dumb. 
It's like, bro, you were doing 

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the same shit. 
We were all doing the same shit.

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Get over it. 
Anyway, so 6-7 came from some 

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you don't know, like some dude 
just said like 667 and then it 

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just became this online meme 
where all these kids were saying

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it. 
And then there's this video 

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brother, there's this video 67 
Mason. 

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I want to fuck dude. 
This like little kid. 

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He's just like Adam. 
He's just at a he's at a 

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basketball game and he's just 
like with all his friends and 

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they're all 14. 
So you know, they're just look 

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losing it and the camera comes 
up to him and he just like 

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screams 6-7 and there we go. 
And he became like a meme and 

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everyone just made Oh, cool. 
The first thing on my my YouTube

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homepage is like late stage 
capitalism, what Tokyo looks 

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like at 8 AMI don't want to look
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SNL was doing a skate called 
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I'm sure that's hilarious and 
original 6-7 amazing. 

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Let's find the original video. 
I I mean this is 6-7 kid full 

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video 3.8 million views. 
So look they're at a basketball 

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game and OK, there's no sound 
that's good. 

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Why is there no sound? 
Is it, which one is it? 

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I mean, these kids just 6/7 he 
just sees a camera and he just, 

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he just loses it. 
But he's he's 13. 

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This was supposed to happen and 
he became his online like horror

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meme bro. 
He's just this Oh my God, this 

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sucks. 
Let me put on screen record so I

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can I can put this in the 
YouTube for you guys. 

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This is so like so embarrassing 
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I mean, I guess he could use it 
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I was going to say he could use 
it to his advantage, but like he

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can't because he's young. 
He doesn't understand how to do 

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that, and then he's already a 
meme like this. 

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No, I guess I'll watch see 
everyone. 

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I mean all these kids are just 
like saying shit. 

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Apparently they're like 
screaming it in class and it's 

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making teachers want to jump off
a bridge, which is so funny. 

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Like, I mean, I I would have 
done the same thing if I was in 

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high school. 
I would do that. 

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Now, if you can get a rise out 
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dumbest shit, like you're, 
you're going to say 6-7. 

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Yeah, you know, horse. 
Hey, there's nothing else. 

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It also just has that like 3 
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It's it's good, man. 
But this kids become like a like

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a horror meme. 
The meme explained How long is 

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this video? 
OK, let's let's what's what. 

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Honestly, this is going to 
explain it better better than I 

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would most. 
Likely heard about the 6-7 meme.

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Yep, 6-7 There he is. 
Yeah. 

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What does it mean? 
The meme comes from a song 

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called Doot Doot by rapper 
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It drops in late 2024 and it 
attracts Skrilla says 6767. 

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I just. 
Bit free on the highway? 

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He's talking about 60 7th St. in
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And that's where the I thought 
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Forward to early 2020. 
Five wait, there's no way that 

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there's AI know these two girls 
What? 

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This is so funny. 
Gabby instead tik. 

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T.O.K and Instagram users took 
that 6-7 line, connected it to 

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NBA player Lamello Ball. 
All right, that's that was not 

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what that was about at all. 
That's crazy, that stuff in them

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are in that anyway, yeah, South 
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Yeah, it just. 
Happens to be 6 foot 7, so 

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whenever the song hits the 6-7 
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With cut to. 
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Dominating because he's 6/7. 
Edits The meme evolved. 

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People started making Tik Toks 
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the number 6/7. 
This is great. 

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Someone would say that they 
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You got a 67 on the test on. 
The test and then someone would 

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say you mean 6-7. 
It became a type of inside joke 

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where you had to understand it 
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The yeah, it's literally just 
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It means nothing. 
It means absolutely nothing but 

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this. 
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this Mason kid, like dude, he's 
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it's cringe now. 
You know how I know 6-7 is is 

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like not cool anymore because 
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As soon as me as a 33 year old 
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Internet, it's no longer cool. 
As soon as me, as soon as all 

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the teachers start saying 6-7 
and everything is involved, it's

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not cool anymore. 
And that's where that's where 

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that's where you're at. 
Like where's the Mason kid? 

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I want to find the 6-7 Mason 
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Like like the people turn this 
so dude, this is so sad. 

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Just like making fun of his big 
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It's just crazy. 
Mason is here, Ron Hyde. 

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The Internet is insane. 6-7 I do
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It like itches a part of your of
your brain that is it's 

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completely illogical or it's 
just like it's like a tick, 

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dude. 
It's just a tick. 6-7 But you 

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like saying that in court, 
you're in court and the judge is

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like, I'm going to sentence you 
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for murdering the entire family.
And then yeah, and then and 

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everyone and then everyone in 
the entire courtroom is like 6-7

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Like as you're, you're getting 
life in prison, you will you're 

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not going to be able to see your
kids for the next 6-7 for the 

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next 6 or 7 for the next six or 
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And then, you know, he's like 
the you just hear the parking. 

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Well, that's crazy. 
I can hear it more on the the 

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mic than I could if I took my 
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But he's like, yeah, you know, 
usually the sentence is anywhere

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from 5 to 10 years. 
And then and then the the lawyer

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is like, your honor, my client 
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between 6-7 years, please. 
And he's like, you're OK, I'm 

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going to give you 10 years now 
for just being that much of an 

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idiot. 
But it's everywhere. 

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If anyone, if everyone was like 
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they come from? 
Now you know, dude, Lamar, 

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Lamar, what is it? 
Lamar Ball. 

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Lamar Ball. 
Lamar Ball. 

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No, what the fuck is his name? 
Lamello Ball. 

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I mean, it was kind of close. 
What a what a name. 

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Lamello. 
Lamello. 

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La France Ball. 
He's in the Hornets. 

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Nice. 
Not the best looking guy, but 

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you know, I mean, I don't know 
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He's fine. 
What's? 

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Well, he's got big teeth too. 
They should have made an edit of

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him. 
He looks better with the long 

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with the long long hair for 
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Ah, damn, dude, this is so 
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He's the I'm like looking at a 
photo of him where he's got a 

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flex and he's got like the the 
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God, it's got to be so awkward. 
Some of these press photos, 

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dude, even they have to do these
awkward ass press photos where 

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like his his arms are are 
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Why did Why isn't it? 
Why do people think just like 

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crossing your arms in a photo is
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You look so dorky, like you 
flexing, crossing your arms, 

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pointing at the camera. 
There is really there. 

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There is like nothing cool to do
when someone takes a photo of 

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you. 
That's why everyone does the 

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like pointing at the person next
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There is nothing. 
There's something inherently 

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uncomfortable and awkward about 
taking a photo. 

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So you're like, OK, well, I I 
have to do something with my 

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hands because if you just stand 
there like this and you just 

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stare straight ahead, you look 
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I mean, I, but I I actually kind
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you know, like old timey photos.
Old timey photos. 

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Hey, 6-7. 
Yeah. 

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See, I can't like when they 
wouldn't, like when they 

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wouldn't smile. 
I kind of get that. 

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What do I even type in old 
photos? 

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No smiling. 
OK, this this mic picks up at 

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like, look, it picks up 
everything. 

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Yeah, I'm not using this mic 
again, even though it said it 

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was supposed to be. 
Oh, this search engine sucks. 

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So not using this search engine 
again because I got to go to 

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Google. 
It's a problem, dude. 

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Like, I want to not use Google, 
but then everything else sucks 

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ass compared to Google. 
So what am I supposed to use? 

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Old timey photos? 
Yeah, like, like, why are people

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never smiling? 
History facts. 

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I mean, I don't need. 
I mean, I'm going to click on it

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because you know, of course I 
am. 

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Are you? 
Are you? 

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Why are people never smiling in 
photos? 

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You want to know why? 
Because they look sick. 

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You look better in photos when 
you don't smile and you're just 

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like existing. 
I cheese in every photo and it's

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not, it's not. 
It doesn't look like it's 

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sometimes too much. 
OK, first develop 1820s 

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photography combined art into 
science and one capable and 1 

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medium capable capturing image 
in the moment, blah blah blah. 

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OK, we don't need the history 
lesson. 

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The sombre expression oh the 
lack of joviality in the 

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snapshots can be attributed to 
several of the factors. 

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Oh shit, I I remember. 
It's because it took forever to 

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take the shot, right? 
Long exposure times In the early

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days of photography, the lengthy
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impractical to photograph 
people. 

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For instance, French inventor 
Nisafour Niepsy. 

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I mean, what a name. 
That's a sick ass name actually.

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Nisafour Niepsy view from the 
window at Lagrosse. 

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The oldest surviving photograph 
required an exposure time of 

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eight hours. 
Jesus. 

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So I mean, no one was taking 
photos of that eight hours. 

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Yeah, let me just sit here for 8
hours, not move. 

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A meticulous even even in 1839, 
it was relatively slow, A 

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meticulous process that required
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long as 20 minutes. 
Yeah, that's too long. 

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No one had ADD back then, or I 
mean, you would just you 

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wouldn't be able to do it. 
You if you had ADD, you weren't 

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taking a photo. 
No, no shot. 

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If you had a time machine, you 
can go back in time to anytime. 

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What? 
What would you do? 

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I'd probably go back in time to 
when the guy first took the 

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first photo and then while he 
was doing it I would scream 6/7 

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and then and then make all of 
them and make all their heads 

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explode because someone just 
appeared from in the future and 

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then said something that made 
completely no sense that an 

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alien appeared and and spoken 
sounds in numbers that made no 

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sense to what they did. 
In the future. 

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They'll speak via math. 
That's how advanced they are. 

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Now we're all on our phones, 
swiping, taking, taking shits 

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and then also being like, I 
wonder what it was like back in 

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the old days. 
It was so much better back then.

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You know, this thing's about to 
lose battery in my recorder. 

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Plug it in. 
So wow, dude, 20 minutes. 

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Can you imagine taking a photo 
for 20 minutes? 

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You go to you go to high school,
you go to high school. 

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Like, you have to take a photo 
and it's just Oh my God, that 

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would suck. 
Yeah. 

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Why? 
That's why people are never 

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smiling. 
Hey, dude, didn't we didn't know

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that early photographers 
imitated imitated portrait 

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artists and we don't care about 
that. 

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OK, move on. 
Moving on. 

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What happened to. 
Let's talk about my week? 

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Dude, we, we, we, we opened with
some 6-7 talk. 

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Let's talk about my week. 
So dude, I kind of just went, I 

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went crazy on Facebook 
Marketplace. 

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I'm I'm, I'm addicted to 
Facebook marketplace. 

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I'm, I'm moving my addictions 
from other things in my life 

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because I, I am going to these, 
I'm going to some meetings for 

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addiction that, you know, I'll 
eventually talk about it at some

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point. 
It's something crazy. 

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I'm fine, but but I'm now like 
moving, I'm now moving my 

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addiction to I'm now addicted to
Facebook marketplace and 

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Facebook marketplace is one of 
the one most evil. 

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Like Facebook marketplace makes 
me lose a hope for humanity 

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because of the how people 
interact on their. 

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It's all just like they, they, 
they give you a number and then 

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they will lowball you and then 
they, and then they will say yes

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and then you'll never hear from 
them again. 

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And then six months later 
they'll be like, is this still 

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available? 
Bitch? 

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No, but I, so I just, I, I 
decided like I was like, you 

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know, I want to, I want to get a
Cam like I've started messing 

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around with vlogging a little 
bit because I think that would 

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be fun to do. 
And I did a little bit of a vlog

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when I was in Maine. 
That was fun and but I wanted a 

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better camera because this GoPro
on the inside looks grainy as 

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shit. 
I took AI took a video of myself

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and it was just absolutely 
horrendous. 

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But so I, I went, I got, I got, 
I got a nice ass camera that 

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I'll also use for the podcast as
well. 

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So that'll be nice. 
And then I found like, I just 

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decided I started, I've been 
watching these YouTube vloggers 

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and then they have these 
workstations. 

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And then I just decided like I 
have to have the workstation. 

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So I just dude, I don't know why
I didn't need to. 

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I just, I just bought an A big 
monitor and a keyboard and a 

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mouse and I don't have room on 
my desk. 

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By the way. 
I don't know why I did that, but

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I, I bought all of those and, 
and, and a new Mac mini 

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computer. 
And you want to know why I 

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bought it? 
And that's, dude, that's the, 

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that is the danger of Facebook 
Marketplace is the like, this is

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a good deal as you go on 
Facebook Marketplace and you see

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something that you don't need, 
but then you see that it's 

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cheaper than it usually is. 
And you go, I have to buy it. 

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It's a good deal. 
I have to buy this, this bread 

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mixer, you know, I, I, I have to
get it. 

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Oh shit, I have one of those 
giant, those, one of those giant

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workout mirrors. 
I'll never use it, but it's only

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$80. 
That's a steal. 

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They're usually $500. 
I do that with cameras. 

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I did that with this equipment. 
I was like, I have to get it. 

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It's such a good deal. 
And then I did spend way too 

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much money. 
But also the problem with 

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Facebook Marketplace is you 
always think you're going to get

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robbed. 
And I think the people on the 

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other end selling also think 
that as well. 

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Like I, I don't want a gun, but 
for Facebook Marketplace 

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transactions, for Facebook 
Marketplace transactions, I 

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would like to be able to rent a 
gun because I always think I'm 

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about to get robbed. 
Even if it's the nicest person 

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ever. 
You're always just like, oh, you

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don't have Zelle, You don't have
Venmo. 

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Cash only, huh? 
You want me to show up with $600

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in cash? 
You're going to rob me, huh? 

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It's just like a nice old lady. 
You're like, we're about to pull

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up the Blick and take all my 
money, huh? 

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It's it's why it's so sketch. 
There should be like a, a there 

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should be a place in there 
should be a public place that's 

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like the Facebook marketplace in
real life where you can go and 

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trade shit. 
This is actually a good idea. 

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You can go and trade shit and 
feel safe because it's in 

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public. 
Everyone is doing that. 

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It's a marketplace. 
No one's going to rob someone 

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And and you don't have to give. 
So it's and you don't have to 

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give someone your it's also 
you're giving someone your 

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address. 
They know where you live unless 

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you do the thing where you're 
like, you lie and you go, I live

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on 58th and 2nd and you really 
live on like 56th and 2nd. 

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You're like, they'll never be 
able to figure that out. 

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It's like, dude, they could 
follow you for 2 bucks. 

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They would be able to know, but 
they need to have somewhere in 

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public where you can just go. 
They just need the Facebook 

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marketplace, the Meta 
marketplace, MMM squared, and I 

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don't want to give meta any 
ideas because I don't you know, 

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I'm not really supportive of the
the company is just bad. 

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I just know that for a fact. 
I don't even know what they've 

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done. 
I just know it's bad. 

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I know they did the you know, 
the 2016 election with the what 

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the what the fuck was it called?
Cambridge Analytica? 

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Wow, where did how did I pull 
that? 

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You ever feel a neuron that's 
been asleep for five years just 

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like Ding come online and to go 
this, this is what I was created

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for Cambridge Analytica scandal 
and then back to sleep for 

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another six years. 
That's what just happened. 

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Wow. 
All right. 

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I don't have dementia fully, but
yeah, no, they're not good. 

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But they should, you know, 
actually, you know, give it up 

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to me for give it up to me for 
remembering right now. 

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That was absolutely fantastic. 
Very proud of myself. 

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Very, very proud of my brain for
being able to do that. 

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And that's what they should 
have. 

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Because if not, when you'd go on
these Facebook things, you 

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always just want to damn so 
loud, right? 

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This shit is so much louder than
the other one. 

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And I don't know why. 
And this is supposed to be a 

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better mic. 
And it pisses me off because now

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the whole now the whole goddamn 
podcast going to sound like it's

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going to sound like shit. 
I'm going to be thinking about 

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it for the entire week. 
God damn it. 

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Yeah, Yeah, you should. 
You should have there. 

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There should be a Facebook 
Marketplace, an actual one. 

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But dude, it's fun, man. 
You got you. 

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Wake up. 
I'll wake up and I'll go on 

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Facebook Marketplace and just 
scroll and look at shit that 

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there's no way I'm going to, I'm
going to buy a motorcycle. 

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I mean, it's only $800 though by
a 1975 Rebel Honda. 

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I saw a sailboat on Facebook 
Marketplace for $1000 a a 

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working sailboat. 
Let's go on Facebook Marketplace

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right now. 
Actually, let's just see like 

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cause 'cause it's also you just 
scroll and you find there we go.

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I have a feeling my brother's 
going to like walk in in 10 

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minutes and then this is just 
going to be a 30 minute podcast.

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Let's let's see if marketplace 
isn't available to you. 

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What the fuck? 
Nah, it's this gotta be fake. 

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Oh, is it? 
Oh, it's 'cause I'm on. 

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OK, here we go. 
Oh the camera I just bought 

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yesterday for cheaper. 
Hell yes. 

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Nice podcast equipment. 
Don't need that, but it 

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literally just is called podcast
equipment bundle bundle tell you

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right and and the guy's got like
6 boxes. 

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I also just look at some of this
shit and I go like this this 

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this is giving like fell off the
back of a truck energy real 

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hard. 
You can get a 1979 Ford 

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Thunderbird for $3500. 
You know, like what antiques and

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collectibles it's crazy for 
cameras. 

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I just dude, I I try so hard not
to $850,000 for a camera is got 

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to be a joke. 
What I got what where is the 

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info I want to see? 
Like, I mean, I'm going to make 

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highs is still available. 
Wait, let me let me message him.

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Hey, would you? 
Hey, would you take 808100K? 

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Hey, I will say it's also kind 
of fun to and this is not great 

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that I do this, but sometimes if
I'm feeling really evil because 

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Facebook marketplace has kind of
ruined me, I'll lowball people 

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like a ridiculous amount that I 
just know it'll piss them. 

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Off. 
And that's not good. 

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I shouldn't do it, but I have 
see, I can get these shoes. 

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I can get these fucking shoes 
for $13. 

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This is bad, dude. 
This is this is bad. 

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This is also capitalism. 
Me just being like, what can I 

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buy? 
It's like, dude, save your 

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money, buy a house, have a 
family. 

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Nope, I'm going to get a I'm 
going to get a Lego set. 

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I'm going to get the leg of 
NASA, NASA Apollo lunar Lander 

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set for set for $70. 
Well, it's going to be it, it, 

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it's, it's on the website for 80
and I'm going to lowball him at 

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55 and he'll be like, I can do 
70 and I'll go 65 and he'll go 

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OK. 
And then he'd be like, hell 

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yeah, dude, I got a deal. 
I bargained. 

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Look, there's fully boats on 
here. 

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Let me just look at boat. 
Let's see. 

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I mean, this sailboat is 
$10,000. 

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That's not that expensive. more 
than I thought, though. 

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It's a big ass sailboat though. 
I mean, you get the kids who, 

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like, live on it. 
Let's see. 

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Let me see the inside. 
That's a small, the legacy. 

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That's a nice boat. 
Let's see the inside. 

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I mean, you could fully live in 
here. 

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Yeah. 
Something about living in a 

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boat, though. 
So sad. 

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Why is what's sadder living in a
boat or living in a van? 

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I I I don't know why I think 
boat feels grosser somehow. 

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I know people are going to 
disagree with me because because

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boat, you have to like always be
on the wall. 

445
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:43,720
It's so inconvenient. 
Living on a boat is so 

446
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:45,240
inconvenient. 
And then you're just going to 

447
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:46,680
like, and what, you're going to 
take a girl? 

448
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:49,680
And also like, I mean, I guess 
you could steal someone on a van

449
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:51,480
too, But on a boat it's like, 
you know, you're going to take a

450
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:54,880
girl back to your boat and then,
you know, she wakes up and she's

451
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:57,240
in the middle of the ocean. 
You're like, hey, I guess we're 

452
00:27:57,240 --> 00:28:00,720
stuck together. 
Oh, shit, the Yanker stopped 

453
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:03,520
working. 
Oh, no, oh, we're in the middle 

454
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:08,720
of the Pacific Ocean now. 
Guess you have to go on a second

455
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:15,560
date with me, huh? 
Well, well, you know, put put 

456
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:16,680
some gloves on. 
I'm going to show you how to, 

457
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:18,560
I'm going to show you how to 
work because I, I do need a 

458
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:22,960
second hand and, you know, ask 
gas for grass and, you know, 

459
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:26,760
then this is a sailboat. 
So there's no, there's, this is 

460
00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:28,600
a sailboat, so there's no gas. 
And I don't smoke weed. 

461
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:36,040
So it's going to be ass and 
labour a lot of boats for $1000.

462
00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:40,720
See, and then you're like like, 
here's the thing. 

463
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:44,920
I don't have $1000 to just like 
spend, But I also I'm like, this

464
00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:50,400
is so cheap. 
You go like it's not that much 

465
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:52,360
dude. 
This is not a bad boat. 

466
00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:56,840
It's in Brooklyn. 
This is $1500 speedboat. 

467
00:28:56,840 --> 00:29:00,840
Oh my God, dude, imagine just 
being like, yo, I bought a boat,

468
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:03,760
let's go out for a don't have a 
license crash. 

469
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:07,840
It explodes. 
This is, yeah, this is. 

470
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:11,240
I would want to get the one that
you can that I would want to get

471
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:14,720
the one that you can live in 
1988. 

472
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:19,240
Something about it being that 
old says to me like it's going 

473
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:24,680
to, it's just just going to sink
anyway. 

474
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:27,920
This dude is is put a boat on 
here. 

475
00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:30,640
And it's a screenshot of another
listing. 

476
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:34,960
This is crazy. 
Show the inside, dude. 

477
00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:37,400
Let's see. 
The inside doesn't show the 

478
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:39,520
inside sketch. 
Nah, not doing it. 

479
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:47,960
I'll take it for about 6-7, 6-7 
anyway. 

480
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:50,760
Yeah, you can buy both, dude. 
So if you want to like get out, 

481
00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:52,880
it's because you know, sometimes
you really just like, sometimes 

482
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:56,560
you have a bad day and you go, I
just kind of want to move to 

483
00:29:56,560 --> 00:30:00,120
Italy and grow Peppers. 
And you can do that. 

484
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:04,000
If you buy a boat on Facebook 
marketplace for $1500, you 

485
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:08,720
could, you could have a really 
bad week, quit your job, buy a 

486
00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:13,600
boat on Facebook Marketplace 
that works and sail to the 

487
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:20,320
Mediterranean in about 3. 
How long does it take how long 

488
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:25,320
to sail to let's just say Sicily
from New York City? 

489
00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:31,040
What do you guys think? 
I think 3 weeks cheap flights, 

490
00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:36,680
no kayak this is flight time 
sailing. 

491
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:43,240
This is be be a dude. 
No google.com. 

492
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:52,080
I'm not using brave how long to 
sail from New York to just say 

493
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:53,920
Italy, Maybe that maybe that's 
better. 

494
00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:58,160
Sailing from New York City, we 
can take anywhere from 7 to 30 

495
00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:01,280
days. 
OK, huge discrepancy there 

496
00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:03,320
depending on the type of vessel 
on the route. 

497
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:06,080
See, this is this. 
This is modern. 

498
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:09,400
Modern cruise ships technically,
technically typically complete 

499
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:12,480
the journey in 15 to 17 days. 
For a smaller sailboat, this 

500
00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:15,560
trip can vary significantly from
around 2 weeks for a fast boat 

501
00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:17,320
sailing with favorable winds to 
a month or longer. 

502
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:21,200
OK. 
So yeah, three weeks, 3 weeks, 

503
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:26,280
you could, you could lose your 
job, go to dinner with one of 

504
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:27,800
your friends and be like, I just
don't know, man. 

505
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:31,200
You could do the thing we all 
say where you're like at dinner 

506
00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:33,240
and you're like, you're, you're 
talking to one of your friends 

507
00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:36,280
and you're having a bad week and
you're like, I just kind of want

508
00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:38,920
to, I just want to get away from
it all. 

509
00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:43,640
I want to just move to a small 
farm in Europe and I just want 

510
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:47,640
to move to Italy and like grow, 
grow Peppers and grow plants and

511
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:51,400
just live off the the earth and 
get away from it all. 

512
00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:53,840
And they're like, dude, I 
totally get it, man. 

513
00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:55,280
I think about that sometimes 
too. 

514
00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:58,120
Me and the misses are going to 
go to Italy for two weeks. 

515
00:31:58,120 --> 00:32:01,160
We're going to go to Tuscany in,
in, in, in March and just kind 

516
00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:02,920
of get away from it all. 
And you're like, yeah, yeah. 

517
00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:04,720
But I think I'm actually going 
to do it. 

518
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:06,360
And they're like, yeah, OK. 
You know, they think you're 

519
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:09,160
going to go home. 
And because before it was a 

520
00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:12,560
harder to do that. 
But then, you know, you go home 

521
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:14,600
and you just you start looking 
up sailboats. 

522
00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:19,760
You find a sailboat for, you 
know, empty your savings, 5 

523
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:21,360
grand. 
I mean, that's a lot of money, 

524
00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:24,120
but not that much money. 
Get a sailboat for five grand. 

525
00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:29,320
All of a sudden, you're in. 
You're in Positano. 

526
00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:34,360
You're in Salermo. 25 days 
later, your friend's like, yo, 

527
00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:36,360
dude, like, sorry, I've been a 
little busy. 

528
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:39,040
I didn't answer your text. 
You want to grab dinner and you 

529
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:40,440
go. 
I'm in Salermo. 

530
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:45,800
Hey, sorry. 
I'm on my boat. 

531
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:48,440
I'm in Solermo now. 
I'm actually growing Peppers and

532
00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:51,560
living off of the land. 
I'm never going to see you 

533
00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:55,600
again. 
That's a real thing that could 

534
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:57,520
happen. 
You could get. 

535
00:32:57,520 --> 00:32:59,080
I mean, do you need, like, a 
permit? 

536
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:05,120
Listen, I don't care about 
cruise ships. 

537
00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:08,880
How long does a boat ride take 
to Europe? 

538
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:16,040
Sailing takes about four weeks. 
This is this feels like into the

539
00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:20,360
wild, except on the water. 
And then I would for sure, like 

540
00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:23,040
if I tried to do this, I would 
the boat would sink. 

541
00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:26,760
I would hit an iceberg even 
though there's no icebergs in 

542
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:29,440
the Atlantic Ocean. 
I would I would hit a rogue 

543
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:32,120
iceberg where a giant wave would
just come through an absolutely 

544
00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:40,760
just just sink the boat. 
There's something romantic about

545
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:43,560
sailing to Europe. 
Thinking about arriving on the 

546
00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:47,560
vibrant port of Barcelona or 
Venice's Dacchione Maritima? 

547
00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:51,800
Let's see, you can do it Seven 
days on a cruise. 

548
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:53,240
Cargo ships take at least 10 
days. 

549
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:57,400
Sailing takes 4 weeks. 
Yeah, that's what we said. 

550
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,920
OK, so France. 
I mean, dude, part of me is kind

551
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:04,880
of like I want to do. 
I just don't think I want to be 

552
00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:08,040
on a boat for that long. 
I'd be, dude, I get hungry. 

553
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:12,000
I get hungry so fast. 
I'd be so worried about being 

554
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,960
hungry because you can't just 
bring a bunch of snacks. 

555
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:16,440
There's no Whole Foods out 
there. 

556
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:18,080
I can't go to Trader Joe's 
halfway through the trip. 

557
00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:20,040
I'm kind of hungry. 
I want some pretzels. 

558
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:24,719
I'd have to ration my pretzels. 
I can't do that. 

559
00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:28,679
I couldn't I I couldn't do it. 
Galveston, TX to Barcelona, 

560
00:34:28,679 --> 00:34:33,000
maybe 36 1/2 days. 
Oh, because I guess there's 

561
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,120
there. 
Oh, interesting. 

562
00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:42,320
It's headwinds. 
OK, let's see. 

563
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:49,159
Yeah, I do you like, need a do 
you need a permit to sail? 

564
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:55,120
To sail? 
I mean, I guess it's 

565
00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:57,080
international waters. 
Anyone can do anything, right? 

566
00:34:57,120 --> 00:34:59,080
That's the whole thing about 
taking a body out there. 

567
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:04,520
Maybe the coffee is just 
hitting, but I'm starting to get

568
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:06,440
kind of into this and this is 
that's a bad sign. 

569
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:09,120
Do you, do you? 
I need a license to seal the 

570
00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:12,200
world on my boat. 
You do not need a permit to say 

571
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:16,880
OK. 
Also, this is whenever AI become

572
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:19,080
sentient. 
I truly think they're going to 

573
00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:23,080
take over the world just based 
on all of the dumb shit we put 

574
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:26,600
into AI overview on Google where
they're like, we need to save 

575
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:28,480
these people from their own 
stupidity. 

576
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:30,960
They're going to be like, you 
can't. 

577
00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:39,240
How many times did you put like 
like how many times you 

578
00:35:39,240 --> 00:35:46,160
misspelled a very simple word? 
How much boat sail around world?

579
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:52,600
How to tell girlfriend how to 
tell girlfriend she's wrong? 

580
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:54,600
How to tell girlfriend she 
wrong? 

581
00:35:55,280 --> 00:36:02,000
Like the stuff that I've put in,
what I put in something in in it

582
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,760
yesterday, Fuck, I forget what 
it is. 

583
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:11,440
I mean, just AI, all the shit 
that cause 'cause cause AI is AI

584
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:16,920
is seeing the the deepest depths
of how humans actually think and

585
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:20,040
how they actually talk. 
Because no one is censoring 

586
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:21,880
themselves when they talk to AI 
'cause they think it's a robot. 

587
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:24,440
They're like, no, I want to know
more about this. 

588
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:26,600
No, I want I want to know more 
about that. 

589
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:31,120
Would it be possible for our 
Transformers actually a thing 

590
00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:34,680
that could happen? 
But if this happened, like what 

591
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:40,880
is the possibility of me being 
able to have Bumblebee as a real

592
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:43,160
sentient life? 
Well, technically they had they 

593
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:44,800
had not found out a way to buy 
Cyborg. 

594
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,320
But if they did, how could they 
chat? 

595
00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:57,000
No chat reanalyze reanalyze like
AI is going to take over us just

596
00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:03,840
out of not shame. 
What is the word when they feel 

597
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:07,280
bad out of pity, AI is going to 
take over humans out of pity for

598
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:10,040
how stupid we are based on all 
the things that we put into AI 

599
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:18,080
overview and ChatGPT in general,
Like how many people have, how 

600
00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:22,560
many people like know the Earth 
isn't flat, but they've talked 

601
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:24,480
to one person that kind of 
convinced them a little bit. 

602
00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:26,360
And then they went into the 
bathroom after the conversation.

603
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:30,440
We're like, hey, ChatGPT, the 
the earth isn't flat, right? 

604
00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:33,280
Why? 
Why is earth round? 

605
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:37,960
And ChatGPT is like, Oh my Jesus
fucking Christ, people are so 

606
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:41,600
stupid. 
Hi, thanks for asking that 

607
00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:43,240
question. 
It's very interesting. 

608
00:37:43,240 --> 00:37:45,280
It's good that you're it's it's 
good that you're so into 

609
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:47,120
science. 
I'll give you an overview. 

610
00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:51,800
Would you like me to go deeper? 
Explain it to me like I'm five? 

611
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:55,240
OK, I know you're a 38 year old 
man, but I'll explain it to you 

612
00:37:55,240 --> 00:37:59,240
like you're 5. 
Like it's going to, they're 

613
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:06,400
going to be like AIAI might, AI 
might fucking kill itself just 

614
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:09,720
because it's so embarrassed that
like us humans made it to like 

615
00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:12,520
these dumb asses made it. 
It's like, it's like how humans 

616
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:15,080
feel. 
Like imagine if humans found out

617
00:38:15,240 --> 00:38:21,360
that we were created and they 
found out that we were created 

618
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:23,240
not even by monkeys. 
Monkeys are dumb. 

619
00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:25,400
But like, what's something 
Dumber than a monkey? 

620
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:29,680
A squirrel? 
No, like when you think of a 

621
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:36,000
dumb animal, a sloth, what's 
like a dumb animal? 

622
00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:38,560
I'm trying to think of like a 
like an animal that like if you 

623
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:45,400
found out you were made by that,
you would jump off the Golden 

624
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:48,520
Gate Bridge. 
You'd go it's it's over for me. 

625
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:49,600
I can't. 
I actually can't. 

626
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:52,720
This is how Christians feel. 
I think just that we came from 

627
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:56,880
monkeys, even though it's like 
they're not who created us, but 

628
00:38:57,560 --> 00:39:00,120
what are like dumb animals. 
A donkey, a horse. 

629
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:03,280
If you found out horses made 
humans, you'd be like, actually,

630
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:09,080
man, I don't want to live. 
Absolutely. 

631
00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:15,240
A horse made me up, dude, a pig.
Now, pigs kind of pigs are kind 

632
00:39:15,240 --> 00:39:16,920
of cool. 
A goat, dude. 

633
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:19,960
Yeah, Yeah. 
You if you found out horses and 

634
00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:23,720
goats came together and they 
concocted humans because they, I

635
00:39:23,720 --> 00:39:26,440
don't know, wanted to be 
domesticated because they know 

636
00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:29,760
they'd be safer and they would 
have humans taking it. 

637
00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:32,920
No, it kind of makes sense. 
But also like, you know, oh, 

638
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:36,440
yeah, I want I want to create a 
a race that's just going to slit

639
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:39,600
my throat when they have a bunch
of people over to celebrate the 

640
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:44,080
family get together. 
You're going to be. 

641
00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:47,280
I'm happy I made it. 
Like. 

642
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:53,840
No, but maybe I guess it's 
better than having your neck 

643
00:39:53,840 --> 00:40:01,920
ripped out by a lion or they're 
like, you know, eating you, 

644
00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:05,240
eating your stomach, like while 
you're still alive. 

645
00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:09,880
I do think about how maybe it's 
a guy thing at least once a 

646
00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:12,160
week. 
I think about man, I'm so happy 

647
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:14,840
that I don't live in the wild 
because I. 

648
00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:19,640
Like at least once a week I'm 
just I'm just like I'll either 

649
00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:23,120
like watch a nature, watch a 
nature documentary, or I'll just

650
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:26,480
think about the fact that like 
somewhere out there a deer it's 

651
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:29,840
get is getting its intestines 
ripped out by a bear or a lion 

652
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:33,840
and just being eaten alive. 
Be just and and just being eaten

653
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:38,320
alive, just like, oh, fuck, like
and they and they make like they

654
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:41,320
you've you've seen the videos 
five and they're kind of just 

655
00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:44,640
there and they're just like, I 
guess this is how it ends. 

656
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:48,200
And the and the bear isn't like 
nice about it. 

657
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:51,320
It's not like, you know, with a 
fork and knife, like so it's 

658
00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:54,840
just like ripping it up. 
Doesn't care at all, doing the 

659
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:58,360
thing where it like moves its 
entire body when it pulls and 

660
00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:01,280
and the deer is just like, I 
guess this is how I'm destined 

661
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:03,760
to die. 
Yep, this is me. 

662
00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:09,000
It's that main where it's like, 
Yep, that's me. 

663
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:12,640
Kind of crazy how I got here. 
Let me show you. 

664
00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:14,720
And then it just cuts to 3 
minutes earlier with the deer 

665
00:41:14,720 --> 00:41:17,200
running for its life, like 
scared out of its mind. 

666
00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:20,320
And then the the bear swipes it 
and breaks his back. 

667
00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:24,200
And then it's just they're like,
oh, now I have to slowly bleed 

668
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:26,160
out and die. 
Why something while something 

669
00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:31,400
eats me dude so. 
I think about that all the time.

670
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:37,520
I go thank God. 
I am most likely, I go, thank 

671
00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:39,520
God I'm most likely not going to
get eaten alive. 

672
00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:44,880
I do think about that. 
I've seen way too many reels of 

673
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:49,720
some animal in the Serengeti 
just getting ripped into three 

674
00:41:49,720 --> 00:41:53,680
pieces by hyenas and all these 
old white ladies, like, Oh my 

675
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:54,640
God. 
Yeah. 

676
00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:57,520
Like everyone with their phone 
up or it's always a German guy 

677
00:41:57,520 --> 00:41:58,960
for some reason, always a German
tourist. 

678
00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:01,000
Like odds. 
That's that's crazy. 

679
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:09,120
Like just with his huge $5000 
camera to to videotape someone 

680
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:13,520
someone's last breath. 
Imagine if those animals were 

681
00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:14,800
sensing enough to be like this 
is. 

682
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:17,760
This is fucked up dude. 
You're filming this? 

683
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:18,520
The fuck? 
'S wrong with you. 

684
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:23,320
The line's like, dude, the 
humans. 

685
00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:27,400
Wreck again. 
They filmed me eat that guy like

686
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:29,120
I had. 
He's like I had to do. 

687
00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:31,240
It because that's how I live, 
but they're like filming it. 

688
00:42:32,240 --> 00:42:35,040
That's that's shitty. 
They need to go to therapy. 

689
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:37,560
That's fucking I'm watching, I'm
watching. 

690
00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:38,240
Death porn. 
It's. 

691
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:39,840
Literally what it is. 
It's like death. 

692
00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:43,880
Like my dad went to my my dad 
went to Africa and he went on a 

693
00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:49,040
safari and he just sent me a 
video of a bunch of wild dogs 

694
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:53,760
just ripping some small. 
Animal into pieces. 

695
00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:59,640
And the animal's like screaming.
He's like, Yep, Dad's love. 

696
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:03,920
They love Africa and they and 
they go that's, that's. 

697
00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:07,360
Nature, that's nature, buddy. 
It's not fair. 

698
00:43:07,720 --> 00:43:10,520
That's how it is. 
Be grateful you have freedom of 

699
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:12,920
speech. 
They somehow make it about the 

700
00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:15,480
you know, our our forefathers 
saw this and that's why they 

701
00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:18,960
created this great nation. 
You know, nothing's fair out in 

702
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:22,880
nature just like and they're 
just like, dude, you got to give

703
00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:26,160
me a trigger warning. 
Watching that should be the same

704
00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:29,080
as you being like a check out 
this this video I found on 

705
00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:33,400
pornhub and it's just some girl 
gang, hello girl gang triple 

706
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:37,480
teamed. 
Oh my God, like that is the same

707
00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:45,680
as you sending me a video of 
hyenas eating a rhinoceros 

708
00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:47,360
alive. 
It's dude. 

709
00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:50,280
It's the same amount of like yo,
I did not want to see that. 

710
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:54,960
OK, next two hours of my life 
completely, completely shot. 

711
00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:57,840
Hey, what's cool is that I 
talked about almost nothing that

712
00:43:57,840 --> 00:43:58,880
I said I was going to talk 
about. 

713
00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:06,000
We got a voicemail. 
I don't even know what it was in

714
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,920
this. 
Hey, you know, it's just. 

715
00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:13,720
That food long time listener, 
long time caller. 

716
00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:16,960
You know I bug you sometimes a 
little bit, but I had a more of 

717
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,880
a serious question. 
It's OK bud, I've been. 

718
00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:22,720
Listening since. 
You know, you did Whitey guys 

719
00:44:22,720 --> 00:44:29,000
with Usama and you had Dylan Lil
and all that fun stuff with 

720
00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:31,040
Freddie G. 
Oh yeah, dude, I was just 

721
00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:32,680
wondering if you. 
Talked to those. 

722
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:35,840
Any of those fellows and fellow 
ladies? 

723
00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:38,040
Talk to all of them more and if 
you ever. 

724
00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:40,400
Consider having them. 
Back on as a guest you don't 

725
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:43,120
really have. 
Yeah, I think that would help 

726
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:46,720
expand podcast a little more 
nowadays. 

727
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:48,960
Thanks brother. 
Yeah, think about. 

728
00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:50,160
It and it'd be cool if you hear 
my. 

729
00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:56,280
Question back on the air. 
I think I'm dumb after my last 

730
00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:57,400
call. 
It's all good bro. 

731
00:44:57,400 --> 00:44:58,640
Yeah, I leave. 
Weird. 

732
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:01,000
Messages sometimes. 
Anyway, love you. 

733
00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:03,320
Keep doing things and I'm gonna 
keep calling. 

734
00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:04,680
Love you brother. 
Thanks for. 

735
00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:06,520
Calling. 
Listen, man, you know, you sent 

736
00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:09,520
in a couple, you sent in a 
couple submissions that were a 

737
00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:14,160
little crazy and I had other 
people send in real ones, so I 

738
00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:15,280
didn't. 
Get to it, but. 

739
00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:16,880
I I appreciate you. 
I love you too. 

740
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:18,120
Dude, you've been a long time 
listener. 

741
00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:20,960
That's dope. 
Yeah. 

742
00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:24,880
I mean, I talk to Lily about all
the time and I've, I'll be 

743
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:26,760
completely honest with you guys.
I've I've wanted to have her 

744
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:30,600
back on the show a while, but I 
don't really want to do a call 

745
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:32,480
in and I'd rather, like have her
here. 

746
00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:34,440
Sama. 
I talked to her last week. 

747
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:36,320
Freddie G every now and then. 
Yeah, Yeah, yeah. 

748
00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:37,880
I might have some of them on the
show. 

749
00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:39,240
I've been thinking about having 
guests. 

750
00:45:39,240 --> 00:45:40,280
You guys can tell me what you 
think. 

751
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:43,800
I like doing it solo. 
I think maybe having one or two 

752
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:47,200
guests a month will be nice. 
I can maybe just bring them 

753
00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:48,600
into. 
I mean, I'm, I just, I want to 

754
00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:50,400
just do it in the bedroom, 
though, because that's nice. 

755
00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:52,920
It's easy. 
Excuse me. 

756
00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:56,080
And so you guys tell me what you
think. 

757
00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:58,080
Yeah, but thanks for calling in,
dude. 

758
00:45:58,080 --> 00:45:59,400
And that's a legitimate 
question. 

759
00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:00,640
It's all good. 
I don't think you're dumb. 

760
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:04,520
You're just having a good time. 
I had one of my friends call. 

761
00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:06,640
He's one of my good friends, and
he called in and left. 

762
00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:07,880
I mean, he listens to the 
podcast. 

763
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:08,840
He's probably going to hear 
this. 

764
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:12,000
I I put. 
Like the the. 

765
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,120
Number out there for advice and 
shit. 

766
00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:18,160
Dude calls 7 times and leaves 
the most unhinged voicemails 

767
00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:21,840
ever. 
I'm looking at them right now, 

768
00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:26,600
123455 of them and you know what
I'm not going to play them if I 

769
00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:35,280
want to, but Nah, yeah, I will. 
I will start start having having

770
00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:41,880
guests on and that'll go well. 
Let's end with the let's end 

771
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:42,880
with this. 
This dog. 

772
00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:46,440
What is it? 
Service dog. 

773
00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:56,040
Bam. 
Chicago dog was stolen. 

774
00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:06,240
Dude, listen. 
This Peta's offering award. 

775
00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:12,480
What? 
Wait, how do I get that from a 

776
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:14,440
blind guardian? 
According. 

777
00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:18,160
The reward for the safe return 
of a stolen dog from a blind 

778
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:21,120
guardian. 
According to PETA, a 14 year old

779
00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:24,960
Dotson here on your screen named
Bam Bam was taken in June on the

780
00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:28,480
5th in Logan Square. 
Bam Bam was reportedly in his 

781
00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:31,480
backyard near Monticello in 
Fullerton when two men took him,

782
00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:36,040
and PETA is now offering a $5000
reward for any information bro 

783
00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:39,920
someone broke into. 
Someone's backyard and stole 

784
00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:43,920
their service dog? 
What? 

785
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:46,800
The dog also looks blind by the 
way. 

786
00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:52,240
I can't really afford. 
And he's also 14 years. 

787
00:47:52,240 --> 00:47:55,360
Old so he's blind. 
This dog also needs a service 

788
00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:58,800
dog also can we? 
Talk about how I thought 

789
00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:00,240
dachshund. 
Was spelled completely 

790
00:48:00,240 --> 00:48:03,160
different. 
It's spelled DACHSHUND. 

791
00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:07,440
Always thought it was spelled 
DOXEN and that's because I'm an 

792
00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:08,800
idiot, but I. 
Just wanted to I just. 

793
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:12,800
Wanted to say it out there, Bam 
bam was Peter said it's offering

794
00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:17,160
5K for any information leading 
to the safe return and then 

795
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:18,880
community. 
Members raise $1000 for the. 

796
00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:23,040
Reward making the total of 6K. 
I'm going to be real. 

797
00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:29,080
I don't think that's enough. 
I mean, maybe these these guys 

798
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:31,360
want a quick like. 
Dude, imagine you steal a dog to

799
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:35,800
try to like get. 
You steal a dog and you want to 

800
00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:40,920
like what a reward for it and 
you each get $3000. 

801
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:47,760
Bro 12 months you're like barely
above the poverty. 

802
00:48:47,760 --> 00:48:51,760
Line you steal 12 dogs in a 
year, you get taxes back from 

803
00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:53,600
the government because you're 
because they're like, how are 

804
00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:57,960
you surviving? 
As Peter said, the man walked up

805
00:48:57,960 --> 00:48:59,880
to 7 miles A. 
Day handing out Flyers. 

806
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:03,360
Jesus. 
The dog is microchipped. 

807
00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:05,520
OK, so that's what happened in 
Chicago. 

808
00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:12,520
Some 2 fools just like ran in 
and stole this dog and then. 

809
00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:14,240
OK, here we go, Dog's stolen 
return. 

810
00:49:14,240 --> 00:49:19,200
Here we go. 
I mean, the dog looks blind. 

811
00:49:19,240 --> 00:49:23,760
The dog's blind. 
Who Who breaks into someone's 

812
00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:27,400
yard and steals a dachshund, 
maybe? 

813
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:28,560
They didn't. 
They probably didn't know it 

814
00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:29,600
was. 
A you know what? 

815
00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:32,280
Maybe they didn't know it was a 
no, this was a hit. 

816
00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:33,600
They knew this was a service 
dog. 

817
00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:36,320
And they're like, we're going 
to, we're going to take this and

818
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:37,800
they're going to give us a fat 
reward. 

819
00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:42,240
And then it's $6000. 
They go, shit, we shouldn't have

820
00:49:42,240 --> 00:49:44,440
done this. 
We're we're like going to 

821
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:46,800
potentially get caught for 
missing service dog stolen in 

822
00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:49,720
Logan Square is back with his 
owner this morning. 

823
00:49:49,720 --> 00:49:52,080
Chicago police say two people 
dropped off the 14 year old 

824
00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:54,760
dachshund at the 16th district 
last night. 

825
00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:57,680
The dog appeared healthy and was
reunited with his owner who was 

826
00:49:57,680 --> 00:49:59,960
blind. 
The search for Bam Bam gained 

827
00:49:59,960 --> 00:50:02,440
national attention with people 
from all over the city joining 

828
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:04,480
search efforts. 
CPD says they're still 

829
00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:07,120
investigating the initial theft 
of Bam Bam. 

830
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:09,120
Really glad he's hey. 
By the way, it was the. 

831
00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:10,800
People that dropped. 
It off. 

832
00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:15,520
The two people that dropped it 
off were the people that stole 

833
00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:16,960
it. 
How? 

834
00:50:18,240 --> 00:50:20,280
And if they weren't there, it's 
their. 

835
00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:24,280
Sister and and like best friend 
it's the people. 

836
00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:29,040
Damn, this is the this is the 
blind guy with him. 

837
00:50:29,920 --> 00:50:31,360
Does he have his glasses on 
backwards? 

838
00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:34,760
That's so unfortunate. 
He's got sunglasses on, but 

839
00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:36,440
they're like facing the back, 
like, you know, when you put 

840
00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:38,440
them on, but but they're on the 
back of your head. 

841
00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:43,400
And I know maybe he just, I know
he probably just does that 

842
00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:46,120
because he's like an, it looks 
like an old Italian guy and he 

843
00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:47,880
that's how they roll. 
But when you're blind and you 

844
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:50,760
have glasses on backwards like 
that, it's a bad look. 

845
00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:54,560
That's a that's a bad look. 
Wow. 

846
00:50:54,560 --> 00:51:00,560
Well. 
The dog appeared healthy and. 

847
00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:03,120
Reunited with his owner? 
Well, that's a good little. 

848
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:06,640
Good little. 
Way to end it, We're happy about

849
00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:08,440
that. 
Right guys, thanks for 

850
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:10,320
listening. 
Send in your send in your 

851
00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:12,920
advice, send in your 
submissions, send in your 

852
00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:15,000
cringe. 
I put up a bunch of posters in 

853
00:51:15,040 --> 00:51:18,840
in Columbia and I guess someone 
took them down because I got not

854
00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:22,720
good responses. 
So that's sick, but let's keep 

855
00:51:22,720 --> 00:51:23,800
it going guys. 
Keep. 

856
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,040
Hey, thank you for rating. 
I should have said this in the 

857
00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:27,240
beginning. 
Thank you for rating and 

858
00:51:27,240 --> 00:51:29,280
reviewing. 
Let's keep it up. 

859
00:51:29,560 --> 00:51:31,640
We're getting more reviews. 
That's sick. 

860
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:34,560
Love that. 
I'll talk to you guys soon. 

861
00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:36,360
Have a good week. 
See you.

