1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:08,360 And OK, wait 321, welcome back to the Dill and Lil Show special 2 00:00:08,360 --> 00:00:14,560 edition. It has been three years since we 3 00:00:14,560 --> 00:00:17,560 last recorded. I'll actually tell you exactly. 4 00:00:17,720 --> 00:00:20,760 December 21st was the last time we recorded. 5 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:23,480 It's when we said we were going on the hiatus. 6 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:29,040 So much has happened. Oh my God, I I went through a a 7 00:00:29,040 --> 00:00:31,080 whole relationship during that time actually. 8 00:00:31,560 --> 00:00:33,960 Wow, you did? Oh shit, I went through. 9 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:36,800 I started and ended one within that time. 10 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:41,000 We don't have to get into. That wow, I was like, OK, he's 11 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:42,120 being really. Vulnerable. 12 00:00:42,120 --> 00:00:44,120 Don't know why. I mean, that was just the inside 13 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:46,720 of my brain kind of just realizing how time moved on. 14 00:00:47,120 --> 00:00:48,480 No. Totally. 15 00:00:48,480 --> 00:00:50,080 Don't really want to talk about that right now. 16 00:00:50,080 --> 00:00:51,840 We don't. We we have to go over that. 17 00:00:51,880 --> 00:00:55,840 I actually don't even. There's a lot going on in that. 18 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:59,320 Well, we'll talk off there about just I. 19 00:00:59,440 --> 00:01:03,000 Also would love to like not even acknowledge the year 2022. 20 00:01:03,840 --> 00:01:06,320 Oh, was that a was that a specifically bad year for you? 21 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:09,440 Really I. Was in a really weird 22 00:01:09,440 --> 00:01:10,920 relationship, so we're just going to. 23 00:01:10,920 --> 00:01:12,120 Like, OK, that was that one. Yeah. 24 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:16,120 OK, so that that's a Mulligan. So we go that one, and then we 25 00:01:16,120 --> 00:01:19,480 go silent and then. That one you just pull out, you 26 00:01:19,520 --> 00:01:21,480 just do the thing you just highlight and you just go 27 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:25,080 delete, like delete from cell. If like your life is like a 28 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:27,760 Google Sheets, you just delete that cell. 29 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:29,480 Totally. And you know what? 30 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:32,480 I worked through this with a couple different professionals 31 00:01:32,480 --> 00:01:34,120 in my life. 'Cause you need a couple. 32 00:01:34,640 --> 00:01:38,000 You do need. 11 was. One is not enough have. 33 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:42,000 You ever had one tap out? Yeah. 34 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:45,640 I had one break up with me. That's. 35 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:48,920 Gotta. Not jelling. 36 00:01:48,920 --> 00:01:51,600 Oh yeah, corporate speech. We're jelling, yeah. 37 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:56,120 Yeah, yeah, not jelling is I'm taking your problems with me 38 00:01:56,120 --> 00:01:58,760 after work and it's it's affecting my mental health. 39 00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:06,720 Yes, I used to feel like what a, what a disservice to my memory, 40 00:02:06,880 --> 00:02:10,120 what a disservice to, you know, the way life is. 41 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:13,520 And then I kind of hit this point where I was like, Nah, 42 00:02:14,080 --> 00:02:17,280 like I really just want to control alt delete and that is 43 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:19,040 my healthy. So we're good. 44 00:02:19,880 --> 00:02:22,760 There's so much of life that I wish I could remember. 45 00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:25,200 That was just. I just can't. 46 00:02:25,760 --> 00:02:28,640 Yeah. I'll give you an example from 47 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:31,920 the ages of 12 before. Not really. 48 00:02:31,920 --> 00:02:35,000 That's kind of wiped. And I don't know if I'll unlock 49 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:38,560 something at some point as to why, but right now I have. 50 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:40,240 An idea? Go on. 51 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:44,760 Oh yes. Yes, yes, true. 52 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:49,480 A lot of that was yeah, yeah, I think, let's see from, if I 53 00:02:49,480 --> 00:02:53,240 think back to yeah, I was addicted to meth, if any of you 54 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:56,040 guys know. As a 12 year old, it was really 55 00:02:56,040 --> 00:02:57,840 sad. It was hard. 56 00:02:58,080 --> 00:03:00,800 But LA, you know, it sneaks up on you. 57 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:04,760 And it gets you. And I was building a ton of 58 00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:07,600 Legos, which I have not rediscovered. 59 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:13,520 That hasn't changed. I yeah, I can't. 60 00:03:13,640 --> 00:03:15,280 Like, I remember some random things. 61 00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:18,080 I remember getting in trouble. I remember, I remember handball. 62 00:03:18,080 --> 00:03:19,280 You know what? I remember handball. 63 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:23,040 I miss handball. I was good at handball, but my 64 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:26,960 bad Was that was that not it's? Just funny. 65 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:28,880 You're like, I don't remember much. 66 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:33,160 I remember handball. I saw my grandpa. 67 00:03:33,160 --> 00:03:36,680 I literally saw like. I don't remember much 8 year old 68 00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:40,560 men but the games we played. We played stickball. 69 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:43,160 Remember when Grandpa wrote a book about the games he played 70 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:46,240 in the street? Yeah, I do remember that I had 71 00:03:46,240 --> 00:03:48,760 to like, read a passage in front of him. 72 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:54,960 Yeah, I I read 1 about stickball and I was like, this does sound 73 00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:58,200 fun but also sounds like something that would have been 74 00:03:58,200 --> 00:04:02,160 used in the Scorsese movie, like as B roll, like as B roll 4 75 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:05,880 showing like where the time was. Yeah, we're in the old times. 76 00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:07,720 Yeah, we're old times. Everyone's in one of those hats. 77 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:10,200 All the New York. All the kids are like in three 78 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:16,079 piece suits which which like can we maybe bring that back? 79 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:19,959 Oh wait, is this not a perfect segue to sniffing babies? 80 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:22,800 Let's go to sniffing babies. Really quick just cause it's 81 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:25,160 such a classic. Story yeah, so before so just so 82 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:27,280 you guys know, before the episode, we we tried to like 83 00:04:27,280 --> 00:04:28,760 write some things down. That's what we wanted to talk 84 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:33,720 about and we could just, we kind of just yeah, rah rah, rah and 85 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:36,920 Lily just the only thing she's like, I have other things that 86 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:39,280 I'll remember, but we got to write down sniffing babies. 87 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:41,400 But let's go. I I probably have some 88 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:44,720 experience with this because I have now a nephew so it's. 89 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:48,360 Like yes you do. So it's like I, I did give him a 90 00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:49,640 sniff, but let's, let's hear you. 91 00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:55,360 OK, so I worked Thanksgiving Eve at the restaurant that I 92 00:04:55,360 --> 00:04:58,920 occasionally pick up shifts at, and that is a notoriously rough 93 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:00,600 shift. Bad shift. 94 00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:03,520 Bad shift. The Thanksgiving Eve shift. 95 00:05:04,280 --> 00:05:06,280 Because it's people who are going to be cooking all day the 96 00:05:06,280 --> 00:05:10,320 next day, so they don't want to even think about it and or. 97 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:12,120 Hold on, that's why you go to a restaurant. 98 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:16,160 That's what I mean. But like, it's 12 people who are 99 00:05:16,160 --> 00:05:18,040 like, we're going to be cooking all day tomorrow. 100 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:22,880 So tonight let's just do this. They want to like really put all 101 00:05:22,880 --> 00:05:27,080 of the work onto the servers and the cooks because they're like 102 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:28,760 tomorrow I'm going to have to actually. 103 00:05:29,160 --> 00:05:30,760 Yeah, I'm going to do this for no money. 104 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:34,720 Yeah, it's like, OK, that's not the yeah, OK, we don't got to 105 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:36,080 get into that. But yeah, he. 106 00:05:36,280 --> 00:05:39,000 Can't. But so it was that it was a lot 107 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:45,360 of drunk old guys at the bar who either, you know, alienated or. 108 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:48,880 Or. Kicked out of their families and 109 00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:51,640 'cause you can just tell that their dads and husbands at one 110 00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:53,800 point, you know what I mean? Yeah, you can tell. 111 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:58,800 They say something like my family is here and here is at 112 00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:01,440 least 50 to like 300 miles away from them. 113 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:03,680 It's Duluth. You know, yeah, it's Duluth. 114 00:06:03,760 --> 00:06:09,400 It's it's far and or they they yeah, they say things like my 115 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:11,280 yeah. My, you know. 116 00:06:11,720 --> 00:06:15,320 Yeah, she has my kid. It's not our kid. 117 00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:17,120 It's my kid. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 118 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:19,920 So I don't see my daughter anymore because my ex, you know, 119 00:06:20,240 --> 00:06:22,240 took. Her and my daughter's mad at me 120 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:25,160 because, you know, yeah, I've, you know, I drunk drove her to 121 00:06:25,160 --> 00:06:28,680 the prom and. Haven't seen my grandkids in six 122 00:06:28,720 --> 00:06:29,840 years. Yeah, exactly. 123 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:33,560 But I have so getting. Bombed at the bar and then it 124 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:37,840 was a lot of like, it's rough, it's rough and then it's like 22 125 00:06:37,840 --> 00:06:40,600 year olds who are like home for the 'cause that. 126 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:46,160 Is that's kind the Wednesday before is the bike from from 127 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:48,840 from around it's what 18 to 20/18/21. 128 00:06:48,840 --> 00:06:50,800 It's real good actually even a little bit after, but that 129 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:52,040 especially when you come home from college. 130 00:06:52,160 --> 00:06:55,160 Oh yeah, real good. Real good, that's. 131 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:57,920 Kind of like. Yeah, that's the tingles. 132 00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:02,400 For sure better than Christmas Eve. 5 million miles, 5 million 133 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:05,200 miles, 'cause you're 'cause there's no plans, so the kids 134 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:08,480 just go out and get tank. Destroyed. 135 00:07:08,920 --> 00:07:12,640 Why haven't they made a a Thanksgiving Eve movie with 136 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:15,200 that? That's really, I think it has 137 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:18,320 some elite, I know. But let's unpack the maybe the 138 00:07:18,320 --> 00:07:21,400 elitism involved in that scene. You know what I mean? 139 00:07:21,680 --> 00:07:25,480 Everyone's home from college. OK, Lily's really trying to 140 00:07:25,480 --> 00:07:28,120 break. We're saying it's. 141 00:07:30,360 --> 00:07:33,120 Not relatable. Maybe it's just not relatable, 142 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:34,920 no. I don't think I don't think that 143 00:07:35,440 --> 00:07:37,360 I think Thanksgiving's relatable to everyone here. 144 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:38,720 Now, here's why I'll push back. And. 145 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:43,200 Here's why it should be. And here's why it shouldn't be, 146 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:45,680 because what it's based in is. Genocide. 147 00:07:46,720 --> 00:07:53,000 Killing I think that yes people are coming home from college, 148 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:57,400 but Thanksgiving is most people have that off no matter what 149 00:07:58,000 --> 00:07:58,880 right their. Home anyway. 150 00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:01,160 For sure their home anyway, but I get what you're saying. 151 00:08:01,160 --> 00:08:07,760 It is a very much college thing. But right though, hit your 152 00:08:07,760 --> 00:08:09,200 niche. But but I know what you're 153 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:12,600 saying because some people, they are, they are going to work the 154 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:15,760 next day. And no hate because you get 155 00:08:15,760 --> 00:08:19,440 those double hours. And sometimes it's nice to work 156 00:08:19,440 --> 00:08:22,600 on the holidays because you have an excuse to get away from 157 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:25,320 everyone. And then you're in the office, 158 00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:27,440 the restaurant, and there's no one there. 159 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:32,039 And you're like, I'm making 42 an hour because it's usually 160 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:34,640 wow. And nothing's going on. 161 00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:36,960 And you're just. And you're on. 162 00:08:36,960 --> 00:08:40,480 I, you know, you make the story like work today. 163 00:08:40,760 --> 00:08:42,400 Capitalism, you know, whatever. Yeah. 164 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:44,480 Yeah, yeah, you're in the walk in the back. 165 00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:47,080 Walk in, you're cooling off, you're left like. 166 00:08:48,280 --> 00:08:50,560 Steam's coming up. You're having so many coffees, 167 00:08:50,800 --> 00:08:54,440 you're just maybe you throw a little bit of, maybe you throw a 168 00:08:54,440 --> 00:08:56,120 little nip in there or whatever, you know? 169 00:08:56,200 --> 00:08:59,440 Yeah, ass throwing ass you. Throw ass or. 170 00:08:59,680 --> 00:09:01,200 You just throw ass on your own in the back. 171 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:02,680 Yeah, yeah, that's fine. Totally for it. 172 00:09:03,560 --> 00:09:04,840 Yeah. Working is is nice. 173 00:09:05,160 --> 00:09:07,520 I used to. I used to try to work via 174 00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:12,000 bartending or catering, Yeah. On like Thanksgiving Eve or 175 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:16,840 sometimes I liked working on Halloween because then it was 176 00:09:16,840 --> 00:09:20,600 like, I'm going to a party, but I'm also getting paid because I 177 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:23,240 don't really want to just dress up and go, yeah. 178 00:09:23,880 --> 00:09:26,160 Correct. And by the way, like now that 179 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:30,720 well I used work as an excuse as so I wasn't going home for the 180 00:09:30,720 --> 00:09:36,440 holidays. But there's no work, you know. 181 00:09:36,440 --> 00:09:38,800 Oopsie. Whoopsie, Daisy. 182 00:09:39,160 --> 00:09:41,360 Oopsie, Daisy. I really, that's the most I can 183 00:09:41,360 --> 00:09:42,840 say about it, but. But you picked up. 184 00:09:42,840 --> 00:09:43,760 Hold on. Sorry to get back. 185 00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:46,200 You picked up. You were there Thanksgiving Eve. 186 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:49,280 This is why we this is good. This is why we need each other, 187 00:09:49,280 --> 00:09:51,040 because if not, we'll both lose the plot. 188 00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:55,760 So quickly. OK, so I'm flying around and a 189 00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:58,240 former Co worker who just like stops by to eat is also at the 190 00:09:58,240 --> 00:10:02,360 bar and there's like a billion babies in the restaurant at one 191 00:10:02,360 --> 00:10:04,280 point. Like there's toddlers, there's 192 00:10:04,320 --> 00:10:11,040 infants, there's tweens like. And this baby was at a high 193 00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:17,000 chair and I was clearing food off this baby plus parents table 194 00:10:17,720 --> 00:10:22,760 and I leaned over the baby to pick up and I didn't sniff. 195 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:24,840 You just were breathing. Purpose. 196 00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:27,600 I was just breathing. You were just sustaining life. 197 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:29,520 You were you were respirating as. 198 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:31,360 I was respirating. As an animal does. 199 00:10:32,280 --> 00:10:34,120 As one does as I have to and then it. 200 00:10:35,160 --> 00:10:36,680 Would have been you would have died if you didn't. 201 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:40,760 I I would have in front of a baby if I didn't. 202 00:10:41,320 --> 00:10:43,200 And traumatize the baby. You had to. 203 00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:48,320 You had to respire. And then I just like got that 204 00:10:48,320 --> 00:10:51,440 little powder hit, you know, that little fresh ass baby 205 00:10:51,440 --> 00:10:54,920 powder head. But then I smiled at the baby 206 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:59,480 because I was so close to the baby and these parents were like 207 00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:03,720 like did not smile at me, smiling at their baby. 208 00:11:03,720 --> 00:11:07,040 So I just got the hell out of there and I felt really weird 209 00:11:07,040 --> 00:11:09,760 about it. That's well, first of all, you 210 00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:11,280 had the I will. You know what, Lily? 211 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:16,760 You had the experience of most men through, I will say, of 212 00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:19,800 trying to have a little bit of joy at something and then 213 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:24,680 immediately, because they might look like a, you're a guy and 214 00:11:24,680 --> 00:11:25,680 you might look like a creepy guy. 215 00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:29,160 And I will say history. History has not really reflected 216 00:11:29,160 --> 00:11:32,720 well on what a lot of us have done. 217 00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:41,000 Well said well. Said you immediately get put 218 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,880 into the like, is this guy a creepo? 219 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:45,840 You know, yeah. Is this guy Yeah. 220 00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:48,400 Is this is this guy APDF file Yeah. 221 00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:51,760 Have you noticed a? Yeah, I can walk around like 222 00:11:51,760 --> 00:11:54,000 this. Yeah. 223 00:11:54,120 --> 00:11:56,600 Any baby I want. You can pants a cheek and most 224 00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:57,800 of the time they'd be OK with it. 225 00:11:58,240 --> 00:11:59,880 Totally, except. But this one time you. 226 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:01,360 Not having it. OK. 227 00:12:01,360 --> 00:12:02,600 Were they foreign? Were they foreign? 228 00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:05,600 I. Could I Didn't ask. 229 00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:08,680 And she's giving me German vibes, maybe like German. 230 00:12:08,680 --> 00:12:10,400 It's giving even a little slobic. 231 00:12:10,680 --> 00:12:13,640 Yeah, for sure. Polish even. 232 00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:17,720 And so we're doing a lot of weird generalizations, but I. 233 00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:20,360 Mean, but we're not. I know 'cause Italians aren't 234 00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:22,560 like that, no. Italians aren't, no, it's a 235 00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:25,880 north. It's a cold area of Europe. 236 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:30,360 Where Yeah, OK, so I go to. My friends who's eating there 237 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:31,800 and she was the server for a bit. 238 00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:34,400 How did the baby smell? Fantastic. 239 00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:38,160 OK, Yeah. But I wasn't there to sniff the 240 00:12:38,160 --> 00:12:40,560 baby. Of course you respired and the 241 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:42,920 baby happened to be and you were downwind. 242 00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:44,000 Let's just say you were downwind. 243 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:47,000 No way is it downwind or upwind. No, I'd be up. 244 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:49,040 You were, you were downwind. You were downwind. 245 00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:54,240 Because crosswinds, because I'm leaning over clearing plates. 246 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:56,720 And then when I came back, it was like baby smells. 247 00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:58,360 Yes, yeah, downwind. So you. 248 00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:00,400 Yeah. And you so you can't even the 249 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:02,200 winds were in your favor it. Came to me. 250 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:04,960 It came to me. But you got and you got that hit 251 00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:07,800 of oxytocin. Woo, which is why I then smiled 252 00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:08,760 at that baby. Smiled. 253 00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:09,880 Love it. Love a baby. 254 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:11,680 Hi. Yeah. 255 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:17,280 Hi, so then I go to my friend and I was like dude, what's the 256 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:23,200 politics on smiling at babies? And she goes well it depends on 257 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:25,280 the baby. And I was like. 258 00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:26,480 Hold on. She. 259 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:30,800 Was like, yeah, I mean, like, if you know the baby, you should 260 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:34,280 feel free to go ahead. And I was like, wait, how do you 261 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:36,240 like know? Just a baby though. 262 00:13:36,680 --> 00:13:38,960 You don't. She was like, well, why would 263 00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:41,000 you be smelling babies? You don't know. 264 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:44,240 So then she heard me. What she heard was what's the 265 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:47,360 politics on sniffing babies? Yeah, that's OK. 266 00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:49,640 Which then answered a different question I had. 267 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:53,840 Which was that actual question? Which was depends on the baby. 268 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:57,200 You couldn't sniff babies if you know the baby. 269 00:13:57,360 --> 00:13:59,280 I think you got to really know the baby though. 270 00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:01,160 But you have to really know the baby. 271 00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:08,440 I also think the act of sniffing a baby is it's not a good look. 272 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,920 Like, like, you can't. You got to take you. 273 00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:14,160 You got to take a whiff. You're not taking an inhale. 274 00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:15,360 You know the difference. You can't. 275 00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:18,400 Like, yeah. Let's say. 276 00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:21,000 OK, let's. This 20 LB weight is a child. 277 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:22,680 All right. It's I. 278 00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:24,840 Hate this flex. Let's just say. 279 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:26,640 Well, this just happened to be my room. 280 00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:29,000 I don't know. Also, most children are kind of, 281 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:33,000 I will say this is kind of yeah. OK, so baby comes up. 282 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:36,120 I'm holding the baby, right. This is, I'll bring the mic 283 00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:38,440 closer so people can hear. This is, I think, what is 284 00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:51,640 acceptable just that little not I think it's the exhale that 285 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:55,040 really is bad. All right, I'll practice on my 286 00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:56,880 portable material tonight. OK. 287 00:14:56,880 --> 00:14:58,080 Bluetooth microphone. Yeah, OK. 288 00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:00,520 Thank you. OK, so OK, So what if you're 289 00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:03,120 holding it like this, which you only do to babies, you know? 290 00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:06,000 Yes, of course. So you're an uncle, Obviously 291 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,280 you're not going to hold it out like, hey. 292 00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:09,040 Yeah, this is disgusting. Yeah. 293 00:15:09,040 --> 00:15:13,080 Right, so let's say I'm but let's say I'm holding a good 294 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,880 friend but not blood related baby. 295 00:15:14,920 --> 00:15:17,600 That's tough. So let's say I'm bouncing the 296 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:18,480 baby like this all. Right. 297 00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:20,440 You're yeah. Can I do this? 298 00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:24,520 You got it's got to be subtle though. 299 00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:27,160 OK, Hold on. We're we're having a OK, you 300 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:29,600 have the baby, we're talking now. 301 00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:32,000 We're having a conversation. You're not really doing it 302 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,240 right. Are you the parent? 303 00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:36,200 I'm the parent. OK, yeah, he's so cute, but I do 304 00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:38,520 a thing where I'm like, oh, oh, hold on one second. 305 00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:40,760 Jamie texted me right there I go. 306 00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:46,320 I I just happened to look up but I'm. 307 00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:51,280 But then I go, I'm aspirating. I go, no, I get it. 308 00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:53,320 He's he's really. Yeah, I think that's fine. 309 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:55,640 I think a little sweep, it's completely fine. 310 00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:58,360 But and you can also do the thing where it's like the baby 311 00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:02,800 put this, OK, the baby's here. You're you're rocking it and 312 00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:05,200 you're like, so maybe it's up here and you're, and then you do 313 00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:06,960 the thing where you're like, oh, you're so cute. 314 00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:10,320 And then maybe you just passively and then you. 315 00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:12,760 Just it has to be part of the event. 316 00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:20,680 It can be a standalone event. Oh yeah, fuck, that's good. 317 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:30,480 You just you just met this person and they're like, oh, 318 00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:30,920 good. I can. 319 00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:36,760 Oh, that's good. That's a good baby. 320 00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:37,920 Thank you. What's his name? 321 00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:38,720 I don't care. Thank you. 322 00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:39,320 Just for. OK. 323 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,880 Well, I'm glad we got that away. So let's can we talk about being 324 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:45,960 an uncle? How does? 325 00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:50,280 That I will say we got the episode for the forget the name 326 00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:52,280 for the episode. It's obviously stepping babies 327 00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:56,720 because I think it's an experience everyone has, 328 00:16:57,160 --> 00:17:01,640 especially because everyone talks about the baby smell. 329 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:05,839 I think we we do have to parse a little bit, yes. 330 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:10,680 Is the baby smell the actual baby or is it the powder that is 331 00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:13,480 consistently used? I've thought about this deeply. 332 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:17,119 OK, what do you think it is? Truly. 333 00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:19,359 Yeah. And I'm not. 334 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:22,079 I'm speaking. From your experience? 335 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:29,400 Come here boys, cuff him. You're reading marks. 336 00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:35,880 Wait, hold on writing that down. Woke police do need to make that 337 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:38,400 a sketch. What are the Miranda rights for 338 00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:41,720 the? One, you have the right to say 339 00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:46,160 your pronouns. Just think of everything that a 340 00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:48,080 Republican. Yeah. 341 00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:49,160 Republican person. Yeah. 342 00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:52,200 You have the right to wear whatever wig you want. 343 00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:58,200 And you and you must tell us at all times what your dietary 344 00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:00,600 restrictions are. Yeah, OK. 345 00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:04,960 Do you need utility assistance? We can help you with that. 346 00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:08,440 Of course, you will be in a differently abled cell if you 347 00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:11,040 need it. I feel like Michael Scott where 348 00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:14,440 he's like joke idea. Do you remember in the Office 349 00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:18,560 where he was like joke idea, like whatever in Mars? 350 00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:22,080 Yeah, I'm like, so OK, what do you think it is? 351 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:26,480 Ceremonially. Got it going. 352 00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:31,560 To be different person to person, but for me as like I'm 353 00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:34,720 not going to have kids, but like do I like react when I see a 354 00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:35,840 loose baby? Of course. 355 00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:38,000 On your body. Where's the mom? 356 00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:40,320 You know I. Mean loose baby I'm I'm I'm 357 00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:46,840 reacting too but fucks his. Mom, you know, some people are 358 00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:48,880 just like, wow, people really shouldn't have kids. 359 00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:51,880 But like, you know, like people do react differently to like 360 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:58,000 kids situations. Like I think for me it is of 361 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:01,160 course the baby products, but I think it's just that fresh, 362 00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:05,240 fresh skin and that fresh hair and that like. 363 00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:08,000 Depends honestly if the baby's cute or not. 364 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,320 I will say this not to because I believe babies. 365 00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:13,120 Don't smell good. Because here I will say this and 366 00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:15,480 not the baby shame because a lot of babies, they go through 367 00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:20,520 different, different stages. Before I had a nephew, there 368 00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:26,400 were a couple babies that I held and or met that were close and 369 00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:30,120 I'm I did what you did. I took AI took a sniff and I I 370 00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:31,880 would say I was conscious about it. 371 00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:33,600 Really. I don't think yeah. 372 00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:36,440 I wasn't curious. I was curious because everyone 373 00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:38,160 talked about it and I wasn't convinced. 374 00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:41,680 Yeah, totally. And I sniffed them a lot of 375 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,120 times. It was not great. 376 00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:46,400 And there was no, you know. What I was, I was apathetic. 377 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:47,920 You know when you smell something and you go, there's 378 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:50,680 no, not really a smell. Yes, you smell a piece, You 379 00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:53,280 smell a piece of IKEA furniture. There's no smell. 380 00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:56,840 You just go. It's just exists kind of how or 381 00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:58,480 I was like, it smells like a baby, whatever, it's fine. 382 00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:04,240 Then I met my nephew. I got one with I go I, I 383 00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:07,720 honestly think it's like you're a sleeper cell and then the 384 00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:10,640 genes of something that's connected to you activates it. 385 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:12,840 And then I, I immediately go, I'll die for you. 386 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:18,000 Like I I literally was like OK, I have my purpose is to if there 387 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,480 is for some reason. You are in the middle of the 388 00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:22,120 street and a bus is barreling towards you. 389 00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:25,880 I don't know why you're left there, but it I'm activated. 390 00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:28,600 Sleeper cell. Yeah, exactly. 391 00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:31,880 Yeah, I'm literally running as fast as I can. 392 00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:35,240 You also stop the bus, you don't get hurt. 393 00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:38,160 That's how deep that goes. Spider Man on the train. 394 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:39,800 Yes. Oh, I love that scene. 395 00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:40,480 I love that. Scene. 396 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,040 Great scene, yeah. Oh yeah, right. 397 00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:49,080 It's this OK also? There a guy named Toby to have 398 00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:54,160 that scene in his history. Really good, Yeah. 399 00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:58,000 No, that scene, anyone watching is like, you know, the scene's 400 00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,520 good. When the girl's watching, 401 00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:00,720 they're like wow. And all. 402 00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:02,800 And all the guys go like, that's really cool. 403 00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:04,160 That's yeah. Together. 404 00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:08,600 It's achieving that scene is achieving all for all all 405 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:09,800 genders. It is. 406 00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:13,680 I think it's the most woke scene of all cinema if I'm being 407 00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:15,600 honest. Of also yeah, from 10 years ago. 408 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:19,560 Yeah, we're looking at 20 years ago. 20 don't. 409 00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:22,960 Don't talk about that. I know it's not 2015, I'm sorry. 410 00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:24,720 Wait, which? Which episode? 411 00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:28,160 I'm sorry, which movie was that Spider man? 412 00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:30,920 I think it's the second one that Tobey Maguire's in. 413 00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:36,320 Spider Man train scene. Let's see. 414 00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:41,320 You're right. Wow, you are right on the money. 415 00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:43,920 Yeah, Spider Man 2. Really. 416 00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:45,600 Intro. Movies. 417 00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:52,920 I will say the thumbnail is not not great for Toby, but you know 418 00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:54,280 what? That's real acting. 419 00:21:54,360 --> 00:21:55,680 That's how that's how you're supposed to look. 420 00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:56,640 You're supposed to look hot when you're. 421 00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:58,760 Doing it No 100. Percent and I think he. 422 00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:01,840 Was like. Yeah, he's like this. 423 00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:05,280 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, we don't need 424 00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:07,040 Zoolander, dude. No, no we don't. 425 00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:09,240 No, I love him. I think he was the best spider 426 00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:11,360 man. Wow, I was on the L train but I 427 00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:13,600 I guess it's the L in Chicago. No, it's supposed to be the. 428 00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:16,200 It's Queens, I thought. Yeah, well, the Hell's not in, 429 00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:23,560 but it's all good. Yeah. 2000, Wow. 2004 that was. 430 00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:25,840 Second one. That was almost 22 years ago. 431 00:22:26,360 --> 00:22:30,560 That makes my stomach hurt deep. Yeah, I get a balcony close by. 432 00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:38,120 We're locking that door if I were ever to. 433 00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:44,200 You have to do it that way and he see you and you have to have 434 00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:46,720 it recorded. So, because that is, it's going 435 00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:48,960 to give at least one person a bit of a laugh. 436 00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:55,600 You know, like. He really said see you and we 437 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,560 have someone here that was on that that was on the scene how 438 00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:00,000 it happened and what did you experience? 439 00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:04,040 Well, he went to the top and he brought a megaphone and before 440 00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:08,760 he literally went New York City show you that does it in the 441 00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:12,520 voice. No, and I'm not going to lie, I 442 00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:16,960 did laugh a little bit. So sorry to his family, but that 443 00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:19,760 was hilarious. Have you thought about what you 444 00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:22,840 want your last words to be like? If you you know how like we have 445 00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:28,120 all these like and Russian Czar Nicholas said whiskey and women 446 00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:30,240 are the only two things that matter or whatever. 447 00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:34,880 OK, I want it to be that, even though that's like, not me, that 448 00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:38,200 is, do we have are there famous last word? 449 00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:39,760 There are. Do you? 450 00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:42,440 Know the phrase famous last words. 451 00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:46,960 That's no Is that the Bible thing? 452 00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:55,960 God, you're so happy about that. The Famous Last Words is a 2025 453 00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:59,920 documentary. Let's see. 454 00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:04,080 But what is Famous Last Words? You know, like when you say 455 00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:06,320 like, yeah, I was saying. What are? 456 00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:08,560 Oh, True. True. 457 00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:10,360 Yes, it's a saying. Yeah, I'm an idiot. 458 00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:14,880 Let's see 19 most favorable, most memorable last words of all 459 00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:15,240 time. Cool. 460 00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:18,160 Let's do it. Let's do like 6. 461 00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:22,080 Yeah, let's just say I don't think they're they're done in 462 00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:25,600 the also in 7 minutes I'm going to have to leave and then 463 00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:27,440 restart. Actually 6 minutes 43 seconds, 464 00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:29,400 but all good guys. This is what happens. 465 00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:31,480 What guys, look, this is what happens when you don't pay for 466 00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:34,680 Zoom Premium. Now look, this continues and you 467 00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:36,480 guys start allowing us to get Zoom Premium. 468 00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:38,440 Oh boy. OK, let's. 469 00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:42,040 See. French grammarian Dominique 470 00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:46,520 Buhurs I'm about to or I am going to die. 471 00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:49,000 Either expression is used. That's. 472 00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:51,440 I actually like that. That's hilarious. 473 00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:53,880 It's who he is. Yes, he's a grammarian. 474 00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:57,920 Either expression is used. Pretty baller. 475 00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:00,440 He definitely had to think about that. 476 00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:02,200 He did. Emily Dickinson. 477 00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:03,640 I must go. The fog is rising. 478 00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:07,680 It's like the end of a book. In a book it's great, but in 479 00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:09,240 real life? OK, you're right. 480 00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:11,200 I'd be like the last sentence of a book. 481 00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:12,600 Yeah, OK. Hold on. 482 00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:17,480 You be Emily. Say, say I must go in. 483 00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:19,800 The fog is rising. Say that I'm your brother. 484 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,000 OK, I'm there. I'm OK. 485 00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:24,840 I'm your brother watching. And I have like cholera or 486 00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:26,120 whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 487 00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:30,280 I must go in the fog. It's rising. 488 00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:33,400 You die. Die. 489 00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:39,920 Are you fucking kidding me? Like that's what she says. 490 00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:41,920 No, no, no, no. I understand. 491 00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:43,160 No, I know. Yeah, Dad. 492 00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:45,680 I know what she did, but that's what she says. 493 00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:49,080 Yeah, I'm sad too. She doesn't say I love you or 494 00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:50,760 anything. She that's what's. 495 00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:52,720 Come on. I got to I got to take a walk. 496 00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:57,000 That's. Kelly Dickinson's brother. 497 00:25:58,680 --> 00:25:59,600 I know. What she did. 498 00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:00,880 I know. What? 499 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,640 Yeah, I know you're more. I get it. 500 00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:07,360 She's also my sister. I'm allowed to be upset, Dad. 501 00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:10,440 That's so. Awesome. 502 00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:14,000 OK, apparently one Reddit user's great uncle. 503 00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:17,600 He's he's flew for the Navy in World War Two. 504 00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:22,000 He flew commercial jets. And while laying in the hospital 505 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,680 bed, he said those last, these last words to his brother. 506 00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:28,120 Looks like a good night to fly. I'm going to cry. 507 00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:31,120 That's a good one. That's. 508 00:26:31,120 --> 00:26:33,560 Yeah, that's that. Now that. 509 00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:40,200 Yeah, yeah, I he's not even. Yeah, that's really, really 510 00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:41,160 awesome. Yeah. 511 00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:43,280 Oh, this one's sad. I'm actually not. 512 00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:44,760 I'm not that. Steve Jobs. 513 00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:45,560 Yeah. No, no. 514 00:26:46,120 --> 00:26:47,960 No, no. It's actually really fucked up. 515 00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:51,560 Whoa. Jane Austen. 516 00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:55,680 I want nothing but death. That's fucking baller. 517 00:26:56,120 --> 00:27:00,520 That is so punk rock. That's that's punk rock. 518 00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:03,200 It's OK. All right, now you're no, you're 519 00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:04,360 Jane Austen. Let's do it again. 520 00:27:04,360 --> 00:27:06,480 I'm going to show you how I would respond differently as as 521 00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:07,840 the, as the brother of the Jane Austen. 522 00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:09,640 OK, You're dying cholera again. So. 523 00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:12,360 Good. It's I want nothing but death. 524 00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:14,240 I Yeah, I want nothing but death. 525 00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:17,520 OK, OK. I don't think I'm going to 526 00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:19,000 respond the way you think I'm going to respond. 527 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:20,800 I don't think so either. It's so funny to think about 528 00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:22,640 that this time I have tuberculosis. 529 00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:31,440 OK thing but. Death. 530 00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:39,880 God, that was so fucking cool. Oh my God, that was awesome. 531 00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:44,320 Fuck crying. That was so cool. 532 00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:48,080 That's you. It's what you got to say. 533 00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:50,160 It's UN. It's objectively cool. 534 00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:52,760 There's no way that you. It's not cool. 535 00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:56,080 That is cool and I have to say this is a hilarious thought 536 00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:58,760 exercise to do even though I don't want them to perish, of 537 00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:02,320 course. But how you know at my brother? 538 00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:06,400 He be at his funeral. Knowing how one of them might 539 00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:09,960 go, it's going to be. Yeah, I mean, Connor's going to 540 00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:11,720 say some. Yeah, Connor's going to say some 541 00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:12,720 dumb shit. He is. 542 00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:15,680 He's going to be like, I was the greatest guitar player of all 543 00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:17,080 time. Yeah, You know, he's always 544 00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:18,720 going to be like, at least I have a fat hog. 545 00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:20,920 And then he's going to, he's literally going to say that. 546 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:25,040 And honestly, like God. That's pretty funny. 547 00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:31,000 That's a good one. I think funnier when I go. 548 00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:34,640 Oh, yeah, Oscar Wilde. Either that wallpaper goes or I 549 00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:35,800 do. Very funny. 550 00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:39,000 Very gay. Oh, Buddha. 551 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:42,280 Too long. Too long, Karl Marx. 552 00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:45,000 Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who 553 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,400 have not yet said enough. Whoa. 554 00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:49,840 Damn. That makes you think. 555 00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:52,880 Yeah, makes you think he did. He was working through some 556 00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:55,280 shit, even till the end. I will say I would, I would hope 557 00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:57,800 at the end you would kind of give that up, but. 558 00:28:57,840 --> 00:29:00,280 Yeah. He knew his place. 559 00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:01,560 He knew he had to have some fire. 560 00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:03,480 Last word that's. Good, that is good. 561 00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:06,520 Can you write that one down? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 562 00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:07,560 We. I'm gonna put that on the wall. 563 00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:09,960 Ludwig Van Beethoven. Friends applaud. 564 00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:12,040 The comedy is finished. That's good. 565 00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:14,520 That would make me sob. Yeah, that. 566 00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:16,240 I would sob, especially if he was your homie. 567 00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:17,360 Yeah. Oh my God. 568 00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:21,080 Oh, I'm I'm going that one with this one will actually make you 569 00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:22,920 sob. Don't do it. 570 00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:24,400 I said it. Who said it, though? 571 00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:28,880 A Reddit users patient. No, can't do it. 572 00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:30,240 Can't do real people like that. I'm. 573 00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:32,000 Literally like. No, it's not. 574 00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:35,800 No, no, no, I, No, it's not, no. No, no, no, no. 575 00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:37,120 No. Say it, say it, say it, say it. 576 00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:39,920 I just wanted to say goodbye to someone. 577 00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:47,000 Still, I'm so scared I'm going to die alone. 578 00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:51,640 Hey, guys, on that note, we do have to restart the zoo. 579 00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:57,440 You won't. I promise you won't. 580 00:29:57,440 --> 00:29:59,920 I promise. I'll promise you this because. 581 00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:03,080 Because because hopefully I go before you just in the. 582 00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:06,440 No, I no. OK, but I don't want you to go 583 00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:07,720 before me. Yeah, OK, whatever. 584 00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:09,080 We go at the same time. OK. 585 00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:12,960 Louis, What is it, Lou? Thelon Louise, Thelon Louise for 586 00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:17,680 style. We drive and it's not a car. 587 00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:23,440 It's a 18 Wheeler and it's it's and then you're like, that's the 588 00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:27,360 way to go. Well, Lil look and I go well Lil 589 00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:29,720 looks like it's a good day to fly and then we. 590 00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:34,000 And somehow you have flamethrowers that you're doing 591 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,280 out both windows. And Pipes. 592 00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:41,720 Yeah, that's a really good way. Yeah, let's pray for that. 593 00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:43,760 OK, Hold on. I'm going to leave and come 594 00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:45,760 right back. Stay right there. 595 00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:47,160 He's loud and we're back. OK. 596 00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:50,040 What a great little. Did you outfit change? 597 00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:51,200 Did I? No. 598 00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:53,440 Oh, in the beginning of the pod I I took off. 599 00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:57,480 I had a puffer on. I was just too hot sometimes. 600 00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:59,960 There's a lot of talking and a lot of, you know, you heat up 601 00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:03,560 the body, the Palladino body heats up, you know? 602 00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:08,360 Also, I really did not speak to anybody all day until this so it 603 00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:13,800 was really whoa what a warm up. OK, so let's we, we waited until 604 00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:17,160 40 minutes into the podcast to do what we're supposed to do in 605 00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:20,240 the beginning, which is the new segment called Wellness check 606 00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:25,640 where we just check in, we see how each each person is doing 607 00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:28,560 what they've done that is maybe on the edge of mental health. 608 00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:31,960 What? Are you drinking? 609 00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:36,640 Water, just water, but it's in like a oh, does it look? 610 00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:38,080 Oh, it looks color. No, it's water. 611 00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:41,200 Look. Looks so suspiciously like. 612 00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:43,520 Like wine? Scott's Whiskey. 613 00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:47,600 Everything in life is Scotch and whiskey. 614 00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:50,400 OK wait, were there any other good ones? 615 00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:55,120 Where do we end on? We ended on the I just wanted 616 00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:57,840 something to do I knew. Oh, we all I wanted. 617 00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:01,080 I wanted to because I knew you would like this one. 618 00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:07,200 French nun, Luis Marie Therese. A woman who can fart is not 619 00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:09,720 dead. Let's fucking. 620 00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:11,720 Go Yeah, yeah, yeah. I knew you'd like that one. 621 00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:14,480 I knew like the one. And then she rips out a fart. 622 00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:16,400 Oh, I want that. I want that one. 623 00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:21,720 This one is way too like, serious like, and then Ben 624 00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:25,080 Franklin, Winston Churchill. I'm bored with it all. 625 00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,440 That's fine. Fuck you, Winston. 626 00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:29,760 Actor Humphrey Bogart. I should have never switched 627 00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:31,840 from Scotch to martinis. That's kind of funny. 628 00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:35,280 That's awesome. There's something glamorous 629 00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:36,840 about drinking like that. You know what? 630 00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:37,600 I. Mean, yeah, yeah, yeah. 631 00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:41,440 Till the end. Let's see. 632 00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:47,080 Oh, I was just kind of sweet. Richard B Mellon and his brother 633 00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:50,920 Andrew played a game of tag that lasted 7 decades on his 634 00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:53,120 deathbed. These were Richard's last words 635 00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:56,320 to his brother last tag. And then his brother remained it 636 00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:58,720 until he died 4 years later. That's sweet. 637 00:32:58,760 --> 00:32:59,400 Yeah. That's. 638 00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:02,840 They were. About half of these are tear 639 00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:04,960 evoking. Wait, that really actually got 640 00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:06,200 me. That's a good one. 641 00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:09,560 Yeah, but I do have to say I think I'm committed to trying to 642 00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:18,440 make see. Fucking fuck y'all wait because 643 00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:21,960 of the the way I have my only people watching we'll see the 644 00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:24,560 way I have my chair set up. Don't I look short? 645 00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:26,960 You. I'm giving short guy vibes right 646 00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:29,080 I'm. Giving you are actually. 647 00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:33,520 I'm getting like, I come up to the bar and I go, hi, one beer 648 00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:36,560 please. They're like OK pipsqueak and I 649 00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:40,640 see your ID and then I have lifts on too. 650 00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:43,520 Yeah, you. Do please one. 651 00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:48,280 You do look short for the first time I think I've ever seen you. 652 00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:52,960 What's funny is I shot this sketch over summer and it was 653 00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:56,760 like all the writing was done via Zoom and everyone I met 654 00:33:56,760 --> 00:34:00,760 said, yeah, I thought you were going to be short, which really, 655 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:02,720 really hurt my feelings. Of. 656 00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:05,000 Course, yeah. They're like, yeah, you really 657 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,040 just gave like, like you, I thought you were going to be 658 00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:09,520 like 5-6. And I go OK. 659 00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:13,400 And every one of them I go. What was it? 660 00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:14,800 Yeah, Yeah. What was it about me? 661 00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:17,239 What do I need to change? Because that's giving, that's 662 00:34:17,239 --> 00:34:18,440 giving five. OK. 663 00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:21,120 And any 5-6 guys out there? No hate. 664 00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:29,480 But when you're 6. 6/6 and but also but also when someone says 665 00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:34,159 you seem cause here's the thing, a short guy cannot seem short. 666 00:34:34,679 --> 00:34:35,840 No, he can't. No. 667 00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:39,639 When someone says you seem short, yeah, that's a they're. 668 00:34:39,639 --> 00:34:41,360 And you're sick. That's crazy. 669 00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:42,639 That's a dead. That's like someone saying, I 670 00:34:42,639 --> 00:34:43,880 thought you were going to be a lot heavier. 671 00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:44,320 Yeah. And. 672 00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:46,239 You're like, can I be honest with you? 673 00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:49,280 What? That's happier me. 674 00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:52,639 You think you give, you think you give much more overweight 675 00:34:52,679 --> 00:34:56,440 vibes. You think you give on Zoom that 676 00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:59,560 they're like, I don't know, it must be below the camera. 677 00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:05,560 It goes out because. Of what I wear, which is totally 678 00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:07,600 totally fine. OK, I can see that. 679 00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:10,360 I do not like to show my corporeal form. 680 00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:18,200 This mortal coil, you are not showing anyone the mortal coil. 681 00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:21,440 If you can see Lily's mortal coil, you are very you're. 682 00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:28,960 My husband. You're very privileged ladies. 683 00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:30,280 Last night. So what happened? 684 00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:36,240 Well, last night I finally took him home and I should have an 685 00:35:36,240 --> 00:35:43,080 immortal coil. And what would they? 686 00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:46,520 What was the term for like a slut back then there? 687 00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:51,080 Was a name. Harlot, you harlot. 688 00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:53,440 Tramp. Tramp, tramp. 689 00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:56,440 OK, I'm in my I'm in my tramp era. 690 00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:59,200 Ladies, I'm in my tramp era. Which is literally you just like 691 00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:01,800 going on a a freight train and going between cities. 692 00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:08,360 In like a medium T-shirt, yeah. OK, OK, Wellness, Wellness 693 00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:09,800 check. You start. 694 00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:13,760 Here's what I did. So obviously I I live alone now 695 00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:15,440 in my room. We don't have to get into it. 696 00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:20,160 You don't have to. Already. 697 00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:22,520 Yeah, I live alone in my room now. 698 00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:29,360 We don't have to get into it. I went to go do laundry and I 699 00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:34,240 looked at my bed and first of all, sometimes I sleep on top of 700 00:36:34,240 --> 00:36:36,240 the comforter, which is a different conversation. 701 00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:39,000 It's just it's not that cold in here. 702 00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:41,680 I want it to be whatever and I don't have to make the bed in 703 00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:42,880 the morning. Huge. 704 00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:47,160 I look at the bed I have. I have two pillows. 705 00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:49,920 Yeah, left and the right. I have two outer pillows that 706 00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:52,040 match the comfort and then two the the actual pillows. 707 00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:53,840 You put the head on you. Know, yeah. 708 00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:56,280 Yeah. And then I'll, I, I look at my 709 00:36:56,280 --> 00:37:00,480 laundry basket, I look at the bed and then I go, I'm just 710 00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:03,880 going to do the two pillows that I sleep on and I'll and I'll 711 00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:06,000 switch and I'll watch the other ones next week. 712 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:10,320 Love it. But a little, that's a little 713 00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:14,120 like, bro, just watch all of it. It's a little sad. 714 00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:16,960 Yeah. It's a little like you're really 715 00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:21,000 emphasizing to yourself that you not only sleep alone, but you 716 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:23,760 don't expect anyone else to be in that bed. 717 00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:28,720 The more I say it out loud, the actual sadder makes me sound. 718 00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:32,040 But it's that's that's what I'll just check. 719 00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:34,600 I like that thought. It's almost, in a very backwards 720 00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:36,800 way, a conservationist effort. It is. 721 00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:38,920 Yeah. It is almost conserving water. 722 00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:41,240 Except for the fact that the laundry machine will use the 723 00:37:41,240 --> 00:37:43,920 same amount of water no matter how many pillowcases I put in 724 00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:46,880 there, right? No, it's something you tell 725 00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:50,400 yourself makes sense. OK, now we also know I've been, 726 00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:54,120 we haven't talked about this in the show, but I've been more in 727 00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:57,680 my dad era, making Legos, getting back into that stuff as 728 00:37:57,680 --> 00:37:58,480 a whole different. Yeah. 729 00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:01,120 But it's been fun play time. Play time for Papa. 730 00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:03,920 And. And PG play time. 731 00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:05,920 OK, EW. Put your hands down. 732 00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:14,240 Fucking pervert. Shut up. 733 00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:16,600 I don't even think about that. And play time. 734 00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:21,640 Play time for Papa PG. But I was in the laundry room 735 00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:24,720 and they have like a little bookshelf which hold on. 736 00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:29,520 I love it when houses have that little communal library outside. 737 00:38:29,720 --> 00:38:31,840 I think it's. So cute. 738 00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:33,400 I love it. I always walk by. 739 00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:36,080 I've almost never taken the book from it, but I've always gone. 740 00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:39,680 I would like, yeah. Yeah, no, I want to be a house 741 00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:45,000 that has that if possible. Now I was down there, you know, 742 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:48,280 I mean, and I see this book. I'm going to go grab it. 743 00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:49,920 Hold on. I'm I'm in short. 744 00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:51,800 I'm going to turn the camera up. I'm in short. 745 00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:53,320 I'm fine. But, you know, really tall. 746 00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:56,520 Let's go. Oh, here. 747 00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:58,800 It's right here. OK, I find it. 748 00:38:59,280 --> 00:38:59,960 OK. Yeah. 749 00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:03,040 Looking forward to this. Looking forward to this. 750 00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:16,000 Paint by Stickers. It is a it is a book where you 751 00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:24,320 where you take out stickers and you make famous pieces of art. 752 00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:26,440 Let me show you now. First of all, they look 753 00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:29,640 horrible. They don't look good. 754 00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:32,760 They look really bad. They look really bad. 755 00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:35,640 And this one's OK. This one's actually OK. 756 00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:36,720 You know what? That's kind of cool. 757 00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:37,840 That's kind of. Cool. 758 00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:39,480 OK, I. Started. 759 00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:42,640 Now this person, this person, I didn't do either of those. 760 00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:46,680 This person gave it up after the third one and I started, I 761 00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:53,440 started this one so hard. So now I know why they got rid 762 00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:57,440 of it, because there's all these tiny little stickers. 763 00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,520 And the stick. Is not strong enough. 764 00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:02,840 You need some 3M in this bitch. I don't know what's. 765 00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:06,120 The three M, yeah. Their stickers are not strong 766 00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:07,320 enough. They're not sticking. 767 00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:10,720 Some of them are like a millimeter and then my big 768 00:40:10,720 --> 00:40:14,520 finger and I was trying to do it and relax in bed last night and 769 00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:16,600 I was getting physically. Angry. 770 00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:19,360 Like a little ill. Like like like this is not 771 00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:22,680 sticking like it's. It's no longer my case. 772 00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:26,320 Yeah, yes, yes, and. Then I also just was like but 773 00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:28,920 but. I can't believe you picked up 774 00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:30,600 stickers. Painting by stickers. 775 00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:32,880 Paint by sticker, Paint by sticker. 776 00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:37,720 Sticker. And the woman with? 777 00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:41,080 The Yeah, Masterpieces, The woman with the pearling is the 778 00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:45,880 one. And then on the back, move over 779 00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:50,600 Renoir and put down that brush. Peel the sticker, place the 780 00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:53,040 sticker and watch your painting come to life. 781 00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:59,320 This is 15. $15 I'm so pissed off that they didn't take the 782 00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:01,880 chance to rhyme there. That's so annoying. 783 00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:04,600 Yeah, you're right. What do you move over to? 784 00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:07,920 Renoir is like a huge opener. Yeah, but what? 785 00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:12,920 Move over Renoir. Put the paintbrush in that jar, 786 00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:16,200 peel the sticker. Place this, but the way. 787 00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:18,600 Hold on. Wait, they use sticker twice? 788 00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:19,680 Yeah, they do. Sticker. 789 00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:21,440 Place the sticker. Hate it? 790 00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:22,160 Yeah. OK. 791 00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:24,160 So if you. Were they thought 0 about? 792 00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:25,800 This they thought 0 about it. They put you know what? 793 00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:29,640 They put no artistry into the copy of the book, and that's how 794 00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:31,600 I. Believe can I just say something 795 00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:34,200 and this is. Too thin it's too. 796 00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:37,440 Small. And also I will just say, do you 797 00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:39,960 think the guy that made this, this is the. 798 00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:42,760 It is a guy, by the way. The guy that made this Oh, oh, 799 00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:45,680 Oh, yeah, no woman is no, because no woman makes this and 800 00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:48,840 thinks anyone is going to. But like guy autistic brain is 801 00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:51,160 like, yeah, peel stickers and make art. 802 00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:53,200 Yeah, I'll do that for six. Hours, but you don't have to 803 00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:54,120 think about it. Yeah. 804 00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:56,440 No, I was thinking the guy that made this piece. 805 00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:58,080 Of Kirasami. Kirasami. 806 00:41:58,080 --> 00:42:00,040 Yeah, the famous wave. I don't know if that's the 807 00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:01,480 right. We have to look that up you. 808 00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:02,600 Think we'll look it up? Yeah. 809 00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:07,880 You I just want it. Feels about his beautiful piece 810 00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:10,000 of art. Historic Art. 811 00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:15,320 You know what I have to say with that guy specifically? 812 00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:20,320 Lonely 33 year old man create wood sticker. 813 00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:23,040 Pick up at the local Little Free Library. 814 00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:28,760 OK, but here's what I'm saying. That particular painting got 815 00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:33,360 exploited beyond in college dorm tapestries. 816 00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:35,560 Yeah, you're right. It was just turned into 817 00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:37,160 something that people. Yeah, yeah, you're right. 818 00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:39,520 It's it's a way to the way of painting. 819 00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:45,600 Let's see here, Kanagawa so close with AK. 820 00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:48,640 How are you supposed to? You didn't remember? 821 00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:53,280 It I shouldn't have guessed. If I didn't know it was, it was 822 00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:55,600 not. It was not a racial version 823 00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:56,000 that. Happened. 824 00:42:56,480 --> 00:42:58,240 It was not. What just happened? 825 00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:01,600 You said a Japanese name that just didn't happen to be his. 826 00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:05,360 You didn't say, like, Park, which is Korean. 827 00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:07,680 You're like, it's the way that, yeah, that would have been you. 828 00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:11,240 Hold on a second. I've been like, hold on a 829 00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:12,720 second. Hey now. 830 00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:17,240 Yeah, the great wave of the great of the great wave off. 831 00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:19,920 Oh, interesting. Love it. 832 00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:23,400 Oh, no, wait, hold on a second. It's the Great wave off 833 00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:25,080 Kanagawa. That's the name. 834 00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:27,320 OK. It was a wood block print by the 835 00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:32,120 Japanese Ukio E artist Hokisa Hokusai. 836 00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:34,800 So you actually. Yeah. 837 00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:37,720 Beautiful name. Beautiful so. 838 00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:39,800 But that's just where I'm at. Yeah. 839 00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:43,640 I saw that and didn't immediately just look past it. 840 00:43:43,720 --> 00:43:47,080 I went, I'm going to take this. And then I'm. 841 00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:56,480 Also it caught my eye and I and then I also washed 1/2 of my not 842 00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:59,160 my clothes of the place that I sleep, my pillowcases. 843 00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:01,000 So that's the Wellness check that I'm at. 844 00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:06,080 OK, so on a field one to yeah. On a scale of 1 to Shalia, where 845 00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:06,720 are? You. 846 00:44:06,720 --> 00:44:07,360 Yeah. Where are you? 847 00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:12,920 I'm Yikes. On it, I'm pre Yikes, pre 848 00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:15,200 diabetic, pre Yikes. I'm pre Yikes. 849 00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:17,480 Where? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 850 00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:20,280 Where it's like, OK, it's not that bad. 851 00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:23,320 I'm aware of it. You know, it's kind of funny. 852 00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:25,480 I'm able to laugh at it. I'm giving it back. 853 00:44:25,720 --> 00:44:29,080 It's all good. And I would say, I would say I 854 00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:31,240 kind of live in that area for most of the life. 855 00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:33,400 You thrive in that area. I. 856 00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:35,720 Thrive in that area I. Don't want you to I thrive if 857 00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:38,400 it's not good for you No, no, I'm good comes out when you're. 858 00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:39,960 There, yeah. And then you and then every now 859 00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:42,640 and then I go take a long hike in the woods and then people 860 00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:45,240 think I'm at Yikes. But I'm actually getting down to 861 00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:49,400 I'm all good because like, what's on the on the scale of 1 862 00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:57,480 to Shalia, what's like a one or two like, say, like say la vie, 863 00:44:57,720 --> 00:44:59,200 yeah. It's like a. 864 00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:01,160 It's not perfect but but. That's life. 865 00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:03,480 That's life. Yeah, that's life. 866 00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:04,960 I would say one or two is that's life. 867 00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:08,080 You know what I want to start saying legitimately with a fake 868 00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:09,720 cigarette in my hand? This. 869 00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:12,560 I guess. Beats working. 870 00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:16,600 I love that. I love that. 871 00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:25,080 Without a job though. That just happened. 872 00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:28,120 You go. You just pushed me closer to the 873 00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:30,880 Schlea scale. Leah. 874 00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:34,560 No beats working is pretty. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 875 00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:37,680 See you later. All right. 876 00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:38,800 What's your What's your Wellness? 877 00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:42,560 Wellness check. OK, so a bit of a series of 878 00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:48,800 unfortunate events started putting the layoff and then I am 879 00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:54,720 moving because I have a slumlord and in the last two days, yeah, 880 00:45:55,000 --> 00:46:00,000 some yard in the last two days I've lost my wallet and my bike 881 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:04,320 broke and like the pedal just like came off the bike. 882 00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:12,480 OK, so I'm just a little bit at like, yeah, tell me talk, talk 883 00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:15,600 to. Me. 884 00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:19,000 How far into using the bike did the pedal come off? 885 00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:23,000 I was at a friend's house about 3 miles from home last night 886 00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:28,800 after our friendsgiving and then I biked for like 7 minutes and 887 00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:34,120 then it broke. That's that's that's bad you 888 00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:35,800 got. It it was 28°. 889 00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:37,840 Yeah. And then you're like, you got 890 00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:39,080 it. And this was after the wallet 891 00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:42,040 has been lost. After the wallet's been lost so 892 00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:45,400 I'm walking around with a temporary print out and cash. 893 00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:47,160 Please don't mug me if you know where I live. 894 00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:49,320 Can we print out of what your ID? 895 00:46:50,040 --> 00:47:01,320 Of my IG. It's on construction paper and 896 00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:03,560 it's with the scissors that make the like WAVY. 897 00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:10,960 Like on with hard stickers, you know, 29 Oh my God. 898 00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:12,120 So. That was the. 899 00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:18,840 So I'm not well, OK, so then I I don't do just 'cause my own 900 00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:20,880 flavoring. Oh, oh, that's that's. 901 00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:23,640 More for us, that's the context. It's never just like, oh, I 902 00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:26,200 watched one of my pillow case. It's like I did that and then it 903 00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:33,480 led me to get the sticker book. So I couldn't call an Uber 904 00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:36,320 because most Ubers don't let you put your bike in there. 905 00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:40,680 Fine. I am too anxious to try to put 906 00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:43,000 my bike on the front of a public transit bus. 907 00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:45,480 That's just not my story. 'Cause you're like, I'd freak 908 00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:46,560 out. I'd they're too much, yeah. 909 00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:49,680 Yeah, I'm in front of the bus. Yeah, trying to put it on 910 00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:52,160 everyone's like, yeah, you. Know honk in and someone just. 911 00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:57,680 Comes out and knocks you out. Frog me see the fake bucket 912 00:47:57,720 --> 00:47:59,920 construction paper ID They're. Like the? 913 00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:05,880 Fuck my $7.00 and then so so I'm just like OK. 914 00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:12,320 I am now trying to figure out where to park my bike overnight 915 00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:16,120 to then walk home and then come get it tomorrow with the Today 916 00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:18,520 with the car to take it to the bike shop. 917 00:48:19,240 --> 00:48:23,200 Question can I? Why wouldn't you just walk home 918 00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:29,320 with the bike? Second layer of the Wellness 919 00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:30,320 check. Got it. 920 00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:33,760 OK. Probably because it was cold. 921 00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:35,440 It's. Not going to. 922 00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:38,960 You thought? It would take you 6 hours. 923 00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:40,640 I did. It probably would have taken me 924 00:48:40,720 --> 00:48:43,440 34 minutes tops. But you know what? 925 00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:46,480 You just wanted to get away. It was a it's a constant 926 00:48:46,480 --> 00:48:47,720 reminder. Yeah, it's that. 927 00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:49,000 Wanna get away? It was. 928 00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:52,240 That yeah, it was, and I will actually deal with this more 929 00:48:52,240 --> 00:48:56,200 inconveniently tomorrow 'cause now I have to go back into the 930 00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:58,400 city. Hope it didn't get stolen, you 931 00:48:59,680 --> 00:49:01,120 know? Oh Dell just bad. 932 00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:03,560 It was such ADHD decision making. 933 00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:06,400 It's awesome, it's just you wanted to get away from the 934 00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:08,440 thing that was causing you. I hate. 935 00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:09,800 You I can't deal with this. I can't deal. 936 00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:11,880 With this I hate you bike. I hate you bike. 937 00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:15,080 I hope someone doesn't steal you, but they really mistreat 938 00:49:15,080 --> 00:49:16,040 you. I was hoping someone comes up 939 00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:17,680 and calls you ugly. Yeah, I hope you get. 940 00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:20,320 I hope you, I hope someone wants to steal you, gets up cold and 941 00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:21,680 then it's like, I'm not stealing this piece of shit. 942 00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:22,880 This ugly bike? Yeah. 943 00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:26,760 They call you, Yeah. So that's, that's a certain 944 00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:30,080 flavor of unwell all in there. I didn't even think to walk home 945 00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:31,480 with it. OK. 946 00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:34,600 All good. So I'm walking out my bike in 947 00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:37,960 front of a Holiday Inn Express in the middle of Philadelphia. 948 00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:41,040 OK. And this. 949 00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:43,840 Not the worst place. No, it was the smartest I could 950 00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:46,360 be. And the this gentleman comes up 951 00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:49,920 to me as I'm walking my bike. Here we go. 952 00:49:50,040 --> 00:49:53,680 Excuse me, Miss, can I have a second of your time? 953 00:49:54,760 --> 00:50:00,720 I know it's the holidays. Now, can't you see what's 954 00:50:00,720 --> 00:50:06,600 happening to me? It really is like, bud, I know 955 00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:08,960 you're doing so much worse than you, but not now. 956 00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:15,160 Right now we're at the. Stairs still and and I like 957 00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:18,560 turned to him like cocked. Let's go. 958 00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:24,360 I waited for the spiel. Horrible like I I felt. 959 00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:26,600 It's OK, we're. Heart shrunk. 960 00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:29,880 My heart shrunk in that moment. Grinch through a Grinch, yeah. 961 00:50:30,240 --> 00:50:34,200 And I and he finishes and I go. I am nothing for you. 962 00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:39,160 Look at my wallet. It's it's construction paper. 963 00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:43,480 And he doesn't say anything. He just keeps walking. 964 00:50:43,480 --> 00:50:44,360 And then I cry. Yeah. 965 00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:49,680 Yeah, yeah. But the way I said I have 966 00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:53,600 nothing for you, it was Lucifer working hard in my body. 967 00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:56,400 That was Lucifer's voice. Like Lucifer? 968 00:50:56,400 --> 00:50:58,600 Said I got it. I'm going to bring it up. 969 00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:03,080 I have nothing for you. It's OK, we all get there. 970 00:51:03,080 --> 00:51:05,000 We have emotions, we freak out it. 971 00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:06,760 Would have been anybody I would have said that the Brad. 972 00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:08,600 Anyone. Yes. 973 00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:11,040 Even though he's a actually, we can't talk about him, he's 974 00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:12,320 cancelled. He's a fucked up guy. 975 00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:14,520 Wait, really? Brad Pitt is bad. 976 00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:15,520 He's a bad guy. I. 977 00:51:15,640 --> 00:51:17,120 Want to talk about the next episode? 978 00:51:17,120 --> 00:51:19,760 That's interesting, 'cause I'm. I'm really into that. 979 00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:24,560 Yeah, yeah. I mean, Brad Pitt asking you for 980 00:51:24,560 --> 00:51:26,560 money would be. So what's? 981 00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:28,360 Happening. Yeah, something's happening. 982 00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:32,120 Look, we've all been. Yeah. 983 00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:33,280 You went through too much, though. 984 00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:36,520 You were you were on the edge. That was you. 985 00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:38,720 That was you mentally. You were mentally Shalia. 986 00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:42,240 I was. Mentally and he came up and 987 00:51:42,240 --> 00:51:45,240 asked and you go, dude, I'm I'm I'm jumping off the balcony I. 988 00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:50,360 Was really but the the the like I just. 989 00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:52,840 Because you were just like, what can we say? 990 00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:54,960 OK, burnt. Can we just say this? 991 00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:59,800 We know this person is not doing well. 992 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:03,560 Of course they're like, like we can't even compare. 993 00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:06,840 We can't. I I would wish so I we don't. 994 00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:09,800 We can't. I would hope that they would 995 00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:13,360 still have some semblance of social norms to realize like 996 00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:19,320 maybe this person, you just you would just say if you had to ask 997 00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:23,680 humans for money, you would maybe learn that there's certain 998 00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:26,800 people in certain situations. Maybe that's their ROI on that. 999 00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:29,760 It's going to be pretty low, but can. 1000 00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:32,800 We even apply that logic. No, you can't even blame them. 1001 00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:34,680 You can't blame. Them you can't because that's 1002 00:52:34,680 --> 00:52:36,960 some level of like. Gretzky, you miss 100% of the 1003 00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:40,920 shots you don't take. He's taking the shots and he oh 1004 00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:43,400 boy, did you lose that one. But I, I. 1005 00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:45,680 I'm bringing levity to the situation. 1006 00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:49,800 That was extremely sad for you. And for them and it was, but it 1007 00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:54,760 was this moment of like I wanted to growl. 1008 00:52:55,360 --> 00:52:58,960 Yeah, I wanted to leave me alone. 1009 00:52:58,960 --> 00:53:01,000 Yeah. And hey, that's valid. 1010 00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:02,120 That's valid. That's valid. 1011 00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:04,400 And so it is. It is valid. 1012 00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:06,200 She's a woman. The. 1013 00:53:06,560 --> 00:53:08,200 Thought about right how I looked. 1014 00:53:08,200 --> 00:53:12,160 Oh my God, And I'm red in the face and yeah. 1015 00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:16,120 And it comes up. Can I ask for a second? 1016 00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:20,840 I have nothing for you. You know why you were upset? 1017 00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:23,680 Because you knew that you weren't going to tell him to 1018 00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:25,840 fuck off and instead you listened. 1019 00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:27,240 That's why you were upset because you did this. 1020 00:53:27,240 --> 00:53:30,560 You saw him and then all of your morals and everything were like, 1021 00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:38,600 you got to see what? Go ahead, dude, don't this floor 1022 00:53:38,600 --> 00:53:43,520 is yours and then go, hey man, I don't know if you noticed while 1023 00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:46,320 you're doing that, my bike is missing a pedal. 1024 00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:48,600 I'm locking it up in front of a holiday and then I'm obviously 1025 00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:50,720 not staying at. So no, I can't help you. 1026 00:53:50,920 --> 00:53:52,800 I'm sorry. I wish you the best of luck. 1027 00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:55,200 Have a wallet? I don't have a wallet. 1028 00:53:56,480 --> 00:53:59,640 We actually are a lot closer than you would think at this 1029 00:53:59,640 --> 00:54:01,360 very moment in terms of who can help who. 1030 00:54:03,240 --> 00:54:07,840 So, so Wellness check was not perfect. 1031 00:54:07,960 --> 00:54:11,600 And I'm definitely like a woman on the edge, you know what I 1032 00:54:11,600 --> 00:54:14,040 mean? Like one more inconvenience and 1033 00:54:14,040 --> 00:54:19,360 I think like, I think like like an insurance fire. 1034 00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:22,000 You're like, you're at you got to be kidding me level. 1035 00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:25,240 One more thing is you got it is SpongeBob voice. 1036 00:54:25,240 --> 00:54:27,680 You got to be kidding, Yeah. Yes and what I've been doing to 1037 00:54:27,680 --> 00:54:30,000 calm down recently. I don't scrap my hair or 1038 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:34,160 anything anymore but I've been huffing this Tresemme heat 1039 00:54:34,240 --> 00:54:38,760 protecting serum. You just been smelling it. 1040 00:54:39,960 --> 00:54:43,960 Let's not do that. What's in that? 1041 00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:47,760 It really calms me down. OK, you know what? 1042 00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:49,280 I'm going to give you 3 days of that. 1043 00:54:49,280 --> 00:54:51,280 That that should have been what? You're well on this check by the 1044 00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:53,080 way. The other shit, I mean, I guess 1045 00:54:53,080 --> 00:54:55,400 it all led to that. Hold on. 1046 00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:59,040 What led you to go? Let me smell this. 1047 00:54:59,640 --> 00:55:03,440 Well, this was given to me by a friend and since I'm moving, I'm 1048 00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:05,360 just going through all this crazy crap that I've 1049 00:55:05,360 --> 00:55:08,040 accumulated. And this came out and I was 1050 00:55:08,040 --> 00:55:10,400 like, huh, I forgot about this and I've just been. 1051 00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:13,280 You gave it a smell and he went. It's very soothing. 1052 00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:16,280 It smells like a hair salon, but let me just read ingredients. 1053 00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:19,680 It's trust my new baby. It is trust my new baby for 1054 00:55:19,680 --> 00:55:23,720 real. The third ingredient is Adam 1055 00:55:24,480 --> 00:55:28,480 Amodima Thycone, and I think that must have addictive 1056 00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:33,720 properties. Amodima spell it. 1057 00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:46,400 AM ODIMETHICONE she moves her body like a. 1058 00:55:48,840 --> 00:55:55,320 She moves her body like a Oh no, it just has fragrances. 1059 00:55:55,880 --> 00:55:57,920 Oh, sick, it says. It has an unpleasant smell. 1060 00:55:58,360 --> 00:56:01,560 That's not what I'm getting. And then we have Toko feral 1061 00:56:01,560 --> 00:56:02,600 acetate. I'll. 1062 00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:07,200 I'll just, I'll just go out on a limb and say, yeah, absolutely 1063 00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:09,360 none of this going straight into your. 1064 00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:12,680 Nostrils. Nasal receptors is probably 1065 00:56:12,680 --> 00:56:16,080 great, but it's what you need right now. 1066 00:56:16,240 --> 00:56:20,360 I need like a 2/2 day cover of not worrying about the habits 1067 00:56:20,360 --> 00:56:22,520 that I'm developing. 100% and we all and that's. 1068 00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:23,200 What? Wellness check. 1069 00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:26,080 Is about, I would say by Sunday I'll be back to like, you know 1070 00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:28,080 what, that's life. I'll be listening to Frankie. 1071 00:56:28,320 --> 00:56:30,680 I'll be smoking it though. And you'll be chilling. 1072 00:56:31,240 --> 00:56:35,600 Wellness check is about just saying let's check with over 1073 00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:37,120 checking in. Is it something that's been 1074 00:56:37,120 --> 00:56:39,720 going on for a couple weeks or is it a three day scenario? 1075 00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:43,280 Or is it sticker by number? Sticker by number. 1076 00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:48,480 And yeah, and that's a couple days, 'cause everyone, everyone 1077 00:56:48,480 --> 00:56:50,480 has a three day Bender of like, where am I going? 1078 00:56:50,480 --> 00:56:51,960 And then usually you get yourself back. 1079 00:56:52,520 --> 00:56:53,960 Great. And you have, I don't know about 1080 00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:59,400 you, but my snap outs come in this form of like, what are you 1081 00:56:59,400 --> 00:57:00,480 doing? For sure. 1082 00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:04,360 Whoa. Whoa, let's. 1083 00:57:04,960 --> 00:57:08,560 Eat a meal, take a shower. Yeah, relax. 1084 00:57:08,640 --> 00:57:09,840 You're good. I got I started. 1085 00:57:09,840 --> 00:57:12,840 I got I I watched a couple episodes of Seinfeld last night 1086 00:57:12,840 --> 00:57:15,120 started to bring me back. Yep, recalibrate put. 1087 00:57:15,120 --> 00:57:17,320 The stickers down turned the Seinfeld on. 1088 00:57:17,320 --> 00:57:18,800 I went OK. I'm back to basics. 1089 00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:21,120 Yeah, back to basics exactly. Legos. 1090 00:57:22,040 --> 00:57:26,400 I just for you keep. Going just ride that. 1091 00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:30,120 Look, I'm riding it. It's just something that I do to 1092 00:57:30,120 --> 00:57:31,480 just. It just takes the edge off a 1093 00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:32,520 little bit, Papa. 'S play. 1094 00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:36,840 Time Papa's play time put. Those hands. 1095 00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:39,320 Down. Put the hands down. 1096 00:57:41,920 --> 00:57:47,120 OK, there are other things. Let's see, and we said sniffing 1097 00:57:47,120 --> 00:57:49,680 babies. We said, I kind of honestly, 1098 00:57:49,680 --> 00:57:54,520 Lil, I kind of want to do well, what did you do for 1099 00:57:54,520 --> 00:57:55,960 Thanksgiving? Because we're we're probably at 1100 00:57:55,960 --> 00:57:57,480 an hour. I almost want to do an apple. 1101 00:57:57,480 --> 00:58:01,040 We talk about Thanksgiving, another day, just to break it 1102 00:58:01,040 --> 00:58:02,280 down. But what? 1103 00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:05,880 Yeah, 'cause I think we've, we, we threw a lot at the listener 1104 00:58:05,880 --> 00:58:10,120 and they got a quite a ride. We got quite a ride. 1105 00:58:10,480 --> 00:58:12,920 I know, and this has just been such a nice comeback. 1106 00:58:12,920 --> 00:58:17,000 I actually have not felt four years past, but it is now coming 1107 00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:19,840 back to me that like what has happened in July. 1108 00:58:20,440 --> 00:58:22,200 Oh, that's good. That's a good thing to Yeah. 1109 00:58:22,200 --> 00:58:25,600 So, so as soon as the zoom goes off, there is going to be a bit 1110 00:58:25,640 --> 00:58:29,120 of a dealing with that. It just sniffed the Tresemme. 1111 00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:31,160 Yeah, just. What is it? 1112 00:58:31,160 --> 00:58:32,520 Which one is it? Just so we can know. 1113 00:58:34,240 --> 00:58:39,040 So it protecting heat, heat protecting spray tames frizz and 1114 00:58:39,040 --> 00:58:43,080 reduces breakage and it's salon quality. 1115 00:58:43,480 --> 00:58:47,160 Wow, now does it say anything on the back about smelling it 1116 00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:49,000 'cause if not, I think you're good to go. 1117 00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:52,920 You could sue the FDA. That's true, but listen to this 1118 00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:57,320 saucy first sentence. OK, our experts tips. 1119 00:59:00,480 --> 00:59:03,120 Whoa. OK, Medicare for all, inches 1120 00:59:03,120 --> 00:59:07,480 away. OK, Tramp mid shaft. 1121 00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:10,520 OK, someone is horny at dressing the. 1122 00:59:14,520 --> 00:59:17,920 End of the naughtiness but spray liberally. 68 inches away from 1123 00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:20,720 mid shaft is a crazy sentence for a heat protecting spray 1124 00:59:20,720 --> 00:59:22,760 bottle. Yeah, I actually need to take a 1125 00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:26,920 walk after that because that's just like, yeah, you need to 1126 00:59:26,920 --> 00:59:30,880 spray like a cat. It says nothing about smelling 1127 00:59:30,880 --> 00:59:36,160 on it though. No, I would love to add to our 1128 00:59:36,160 --> 00:59:38,440 Thanksgiving discussion because I will need to think 1129 00:59:38,440 --> 00:59:43,880 strategically about how I talk about it Wasn't it wasn't 1130 00:59:43,880 --> 00:59:45,600 interesting non family Thanksgiving. 1131 00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:48,000 It's what I'll say. Yeah, I think we'll, we'll have, 1132 00:59:48,040 --> 00:59:49,960 I mean, I don't know what you're doing this weekend. 1133 00:59:49,960 --> 00:59:53,520 I think we might like bang one out and maybe on on Sunday maybe 1134 00:59:53,520 --> 00:59:57,520 we do a quick well 30 or 40. OK, can we do like Sunday Eve? 1135 00:59:57,880 --> 01:00:03,160 Yes, for sure We can figure out. I do just want to cause 1136 01:00:03,160 --> 01:00:05,760 Thanksgiving was so close. I do, yeah. 1137 01:00:05,760 --> 01:00:10,400 I want to talk about we can do this off air, but I want to talk 1138 01:00:10,400 --> 01:00:14,320 about the having a personality card conversation at the table, 1139 01:00:15,320 --> 01:00:18,200 trying not to speak. And seeing how long you can do 1140 01:00:18,200 --> 01:00:19,720 that, 'cause it's really hard for us. 1141 01:00:19,880 --> 01:00:23,000 Yes and, and yeah. Wait, ways to get through 1142 01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:29,880 things, 'cause there are ways to when you meet people and when 1143 01:00:29,880 --> 01:00:32,840 you meet people and then they everyone asks you the same kind 1144 01:00:32,840 --> 01:00:35,040 of question. You almost have to prepare for 1145 01:00:35,040 --> 01:00:37,160 it. You do you have a lot of stock 1146 01:00:37,360 --> 01:00:38,160 and. Stock. 1147 01:00:38,240 --> 01:00:40,960 You gotta have stock. With interchangeable adjectives, 1148 01:00:40,960 --> 01:00:42,600 so it doesn't sound like you're a robot. 1149 01:00:44,080 --> 01:00:46,880 And make some shit up. Yeah, so I'll just tell you 1150 01:00:46,880 --> 01:00:49,720 quick because this is just one little moment of Thanksgiving. 1151 01:00:49,720 --> 01:00:54,960 So I talked to Grandpa and I asked my parents and Erica to 1152 01:00:54,960 --> 01:00:58,200 and now you to not tell him that I'm laid off because the last 1153 01:00:58,200 --> 01:01:01,400 time we spoke we got into a blowout fight about. 1154 01:01:01,440 --> 01:01:04,360 How? Our generation is a lazy, close 1155 01:01:04,360 --> 01:01:06,960 minded country ruiner. That's good. 1156 01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:11,080 Yeah, so I was just like, yeah, I'm not going to be telling him 1157 01:01:11,080 --> 01:01:13,280 that. So I jump on the phone for like 1158 01:01:13,280 --> 01:01:16,880 5 minutes and he goes. Lily Bell, how's work going? 1159 01:01:17,320 --> 01:01:19,880 Fantastic grandpa. They gave me a raise. 1160 01:01:19,880 --> 01:01:26,720 I'm making 250 KA year I. Was so tempted but all I said 1161 01:01:26,720 --> 01:01:29,400 was you know it's work. I'm just looking for new 1162 01:01:29,400 --> 01:01:33,200 opportunities and all good. You just got to hit them with 1163 01:01:33,400 --> 01:01:37,200 with the old guy platitude day by day. 1164 01:01:37,440 --> 01:01:39,200 Yeah. Just grateful to be here. 1165 01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:41,160 One step at a. Time, one step at a time. 1166 01:01:41,520 --> 01:01:46,920 Yep, if the Lord sees fit. I'm hey, I woke up today and I'm 1167 01:01:46,920 --> 01:01:48,920 thankful for that. That's all. 1168 01:01:49,040 --> 01:01:51,240 You just say shit like that and then they just go. 1169 01:01:51,240 --> 01:01:54,240 And that's a conversation that is a literal dialogue. 1170 01:01:55,360 --> 01:01:57,920 For but there are levels of this is what we'll talk about this 1171 01:01:57,920 --> 01:01:59,480 Sunday or next week. There are levels of the 1172 01:01:59,480 --> 01:02:03,760 conversation and when you've had those higher levels, the low 1173 01:02:03,760 --> 01:02:06,800 levels are excruciating and boring. 1174 01:02:08,800 --> 01:02:14,640 Rough, rough, yes, can't wait. We didn't talk about the guy, 1175 01:02:14,640 --> 01:02:16,400 the advice? We'll do that too. 1176 01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:18,440 Long right now. Yeah, I just 'cause I don't 1177 01:02:18,440 --> 01:02:21,080 want, I don't want to be like in the you should, you know what I 1178 01:02:21,080 --> 01:02:23,000 mean? I like, I think it's like a 5 to 1179 01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:24,880 8 minute thing, not like a two to three minute thing. 1180 01:02:25,520 --> 01:02:27,400 OK, so much. Fun. 1181 01:02:27,800 --> 01:02:30,600 Yeah. An absolute blast. 1182 01:02:30,680 --> 01:02:32,440 We're blasting off. Absolutely. 1183 01:02:32,440 --> 01:02:35,120 Yeah. And guys, you know what I would 1184 01:02:35,120 --> 01:02:37,640 love for people to send in their Wellness check for the week. 1185 01:02:37,840 --> 01:02:39,320 We'll see what other people have. 1186 01:02:39,320 --> 01:02:41,560 Send in your Wellness check what you've been going through. 1187 01:02:41,960 --> 01:02:44,200 And we can relate to that mental, that mental illness 1188 01:02:44,200 --> 01:02:46,320 because we all have it. We do all have it and let me 1189 01:02:46,320 --> 01:02:48,480 just say something, the holidays are not easy. 1190 01:02:48,720 --> 01:02:50,960 They're hard. Religious, not religious. 1191 01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:54,120 Sentimentality is in the air. Melancholy's in the air. 1192 01:02:54,120 --> 01:02:59,680 Melancholy is in the Air is the is the title of the episode on 1193 01:02:59,680 --> 01:03:00,760 Sunday. Not Today. 1194 01:03:01,160 --> 01:03:02,280 Today's. Today, melancholy. 1195 01:03:03,240 --> 01:03:08,560 In the air we've already. Alright guys, thank you so much. 1196 01:03:08,560 --> 01:03:09,440 Thank you for. Listening. 1197 01:03:09,480 --> 01:03:12,520 Listening and watching yeah we, we love you all, we miss you all 1198 01:03:12,520 --> 01:03:18,720 and Oh yeah just either DM me your well on this checks or 1199 01:03:18,720 --> 01:03:22,880 347-566-9741. I got a little Google Voice #3. 1200 01:03:22,880 --> 01:03:29,440 679566 Just listen better. Yeah, just listen better. 1201 01:03:29,880 --> 01:03:30,680 Hi, guys. We love you.