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Welcome back to the podcast. Keep it going for yourselves.
You made it another week. You made it back to the podcast.
Maybe you gave me a review this week.
I'm clapping it up for you if you haven't.
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Write a cute little whatever you know for this week, mention the
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that Easter egg. And I don't know why that was
the first word that came into my mouth, but here we are.
We are outside. Once again, all my balcony and
you can hear the beautiful sounds of New York City that
drive me absolutely insane every single day.
I do not know a moment of peace and silence.
I'm recording and the sun is slowly moving in so I don't know
what the video is going to look like.
We actually just I just stopped the video and started again
because everything was blown out.
So that's good. This is a one man show for right
now. I would love for it not to be
A1A1 moment, but for for now it's a one man show and I'm OK,
you know, I'm, I am OK with that now.
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Get some advice from your UNK here and also share a cringe
story if you if you so please. I'm drinking we got some coffee,
got some water out here it's not too cold it's only 55°.
What's nice though is because I'm not inside you will not hear
the sound of drinking at all. Which I know I'm kind of
obsessed with OCDA little bit. I'm sure most of you guys are
like Dylan we don't care, we don't hear it who gives a shit.
But for me, I hyper focus on that.
So it is nice to be outside, man, it's nice to it's nice to
touch grass, even if even though I'm, I'm, we have, we have fake
grass on our balcony, but it's still nice to have that under
the feet feel good, feel grounded.
Did a little meditation this morning and golly, if I wasn't
thinking about 1000 things the entire time, you, you already
know. There was almost there was no
serenity going through my brain, but I tried.
I tried. Every day is a new day, and I
woke, dude, I woke up happy today.
Well, I woke up. I don't know about happy.
Yeah, I was a little happy. And I'm really realizing.
Sorry about that. You know, I'm really realizing.
You know what sucks about being depressed is sometimes you think
you're depressed and then you just realized you haven't slept
more than six hours for about a month.
Sometimes you're not depressed, you're just not sleeping.
Because this morning I got 9 1/2 hours of sleep and I woke up.
I wanted to sing, dude. I wanted to.
I wanted, I'm doing that out loud.
I wanted to sing. I, I really I, I kind of feel
like I everyone that ever wrote a musical or is in a musical has
had at. Least nine hours of sleep.
There's no way you're singing if you got six hours and 15 minutes
because you stayed up too late watching YouTube videos of a guy
surviving in the Amazon. That's not happening.
Really, everyone who's everyone who's happy is just getting a
full. 8 to 8 to 9 hours. Because, by the way. 8 is the is
the lower limit. Isn't it like 8 to 9?
They say 7:00 to 9:00 but no one's getting 7 hours of sleep
and waking up and being like. I feel refreshed, I feel I'm
ready to take the day. No, you're waking up and then
you're like, OK, I'm going to, I'm going to give a coffee now.
Then I'm going to get a coffee in two hours and I'm just going
to keep going. And then when I get home, I'm
going to be tired, but I'm just going to push through because
that's what this consumerism society is about.
But you get 9 hours of sleep, you wake up.
Dude, I'm I, I, I literally wanted to play wake me up before
you go. I was, dude, that was me just
walking around like. Hey, it's a beautiful day.
Hi, how you doing? Would you like a dollar?
Like just dancing with some homeless guy in the corner.
Hey buddy, you'll get through it.
I promise I'm not going to help you that much, but let's let's
dance for a second. Let's just be in the moment.
We're two human beings. Oh, would you like Nope, not not
going to help you with that. Anyway, that's what I felt this
morning and it was nice. I got to get more sleep, but I'm
I can't, it's so hard to get sleep because there's so many
things that keep me awake. There's so much content that I'm
like. I could go to sleep.
It's like I could go to sleep or I could learn about how Vikings
stayed warm in the winter when they sailed up north without
fire. I could go to sleep or I could
learn about how Vikings would sleep in little sleeping bags
made for two men. They would cuddle up with each
other. Did you know that?
And in the video, they're using like AI to illustrate it.
And the guys are all cute and smiling while they're they're
cuddling in a sleeping bag. Because they would use each
other's warmth. These dudes were just cold 24/7.
And the best part of their night was when they got into that
sleeping bag with their boy. Seems nice.
Seems real. They're just getting just, you
know, just getting. And, you know, they were
giggling too. I mean, they were, they were
trying to. Some of them.
Were trying to keep it down because they didn't want anyone
to think they were gay, but a couple of them were getting in
the sleeping bag or were just like.
Yeah, yeah. They were making jokes about
some of the other guys. You see his beard so short.
He said you he couldn't. I bet you couldn't even slay.
There's no way he could slay A walrus.
I'm sure he couldn't take over an entire town.
And I'm not going to say the word and pillage everyone.
He couldn't do that on his own. He's got a His blade has only
killed 10. Men, whatever shit they made fun
of and they did an in Viking in Viking, you know, accent, which
I'm not going to I'm not going to do that right now.
But they were they had no fire because their their boats were
made of tar, tar and like like fur and shit and they just
stuffed it into in between the wood.
I know this sounds like I'm making it up, but I swear to
God, it's true and they were doing that.
You know, it's like. OK, I could go to sleep or I
could learn about that and and the guy who is explaining it,
they keep using different AIB role and it's pretty
interesting. And I also learned that even the
head of the ship, he had to. Sleep with all of them.
So there was no, there was no hierarchy.
So it was real, it was equitable.
It's like freaking interesting. They'd lower the sail they did
to keep the, to keep the warmth, a little bit of a warmth bubble
as they're sailing up to, who knows, sailing up to, you know,
someone's town to absolutely ruin everyone's lives and burn
it to the ground. That's so cute that they were
snuggling and sleeping together before they were going to go to
a town and absolutely ruin everyone's lives and viciously,
you know, squirter them, Mordor them.
You know, I don't know. Someone said that in the 1st 5
minutes it could mess with the U2 algorithm, so I'm trying not
to. It's been more than 5 minutes.
Yeah, viciously murder them. But they were being cute.
Nothing like being a cute. Little.
Cute little goofball before you go and and murder a small town
of Norwegians, right, or you land on Iceland.
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know anything They did. I don't I'm not too into I don't
like getting too into Vikings because guys that are really
into Vikings, it's something about them.
It just freaks me out. I guess something's wrong.
You're, you know, you get like the, the Celtic ruins and shit
on you and you're just like, something's up, dude.
Oh, nice. Now that the sun's going behind
those clouds, I'm a lot brighter on the camera.
That's good. That entire bit, it's not going
to be usable. That's great because now,
because now you can actually see my face.
That's nice, but that's what I'm thinking of.
It's hard to go to sleep. It is hard to go to sleep when
you can convince yourself there's so much to learn from,
even though of course you're not going to actually retain any of
it because we're constantly consuming.
But you're, you convince yourself there's so much I can
learn. There's so many.
I'm just watching video of a guy eat in the middle of a, of a
tree in the Guyanese rainforest, heart of palm.
I go, wow, I wonder if I could do that.
And then, you know, you go to sleep and you're, I'm never
going to actually do it. But that's, that's where I'm at
anyway. So I'm happy feeling good up.
The sun's coming back and had a good week.
Nothing, nothing too, too insane happened this week.
I hope I hope it's the same is true for you guys.
I almost finished my Philly vlog so that I'll I'll put that up on
the Dylan Palladino YouTube soon.
That'll be cool. I've got a couple other vlogs
that I'm working on going to start really hitting the vlog
grind. I want to see my friends.
I want to see a short that my friend was in.
He's not going to listen to this so I can I can talk about it
truthfully. I hope, I hope that that
director doesn't listen as well. And if he does, I'll just, you
know, I'll be kind. I'll be kind.
I just, it's tough because you go to something that someone
made and they acted in and it's not about my friend.
My friend did a good job, but the whole film as a whole was
OK, you know? But then, but then you're
watching it and you're kind of like, and then then you, you
watch it and you're kind of like, OK, this is all right.
And you go, this is yeah, it's OK, all right, it's fine.
Then it finishes and then everyone, everyone is like, holy
shit, that was so good. And you just kind of I, I it's
maybe it's, I'm just a bit of a nihilist and I'm a baby.
Pessimist is maybe the right word.
I just, I'm like, man. No one, no one.
I can't trust any of these people anymore.
Not that I would ask any of them their opinion, my friend.
I would, I'd be like, dude, actually tell me.
But it's like, you know, they're like, that was so good.
Oh my God, that was amazing. And you're like, I can't trust
you now. I can't trust you don't have to
say karma. You don't have to say it was
bad, but just like yo, good job dude, you did a good job, you
did a good job. You know F what everyone just
feels like they got. And it just, and you, maybe I'm
just being a piece, maybe I'm just being a piece of shit, but
I, I just was like, don't if you do.
This. Then I can't trust you when I
actually want to know whether something's good or not.
You want to have people whose opinions you can trust.
That's why I love some of my like.
Like one of my friends, Austin, dude, I knew if I was there with
him, I knew if we walked out, he would have, I would have been
like, did you think that he had been like, absolutely not.
I'm like, yes, thank you. OK, OK.
It's not. Just me because sometimes you
just go, am I being crazy? Am I being hyper negative?
Which I kind of feel like I'm being right now but.
Also, you want to, you know, it's almost like you want to
show them something that you know is bad.
Mick I I made this. You want to just like, like,
like make a horrible drawing and then show it to them.
Like, what do you think about this?
I just drew it. They're like, that's really
good. You're like, that's yeah, it's a
lie. My 3 year old niece drew it.
See. Are you really?
I can't trust a word you say. Now we're getting a divorce.
That is that is that is a win. No.
For relationship is is real if they can, if they can be honest
about even something that you do which stings.
But if they're like, you know, this wasn't it was fine, wasn't
horrific, because most of the time that's the problem.
There's so much just OK stuff out there.
It's not horrible. It's just OK.
You need to you need to have someone that can be like it was
fine. You like good job.
Keep keep that whatever because bad, because truly bad.
If something is truly bad, if a piece of art is truly bad, it's
actually very impressive. Like when it's really bad, it's
almost as impressive as something being really good
because you have to like. Know is it going to rain?
Whatever. You have to like, know how to
make something good and then do the opposite or just be so
insanely naive about something, but to make it truly bad is is
actually kind of a work of art in itself.
That's why sometimes I love watching a really bad movie and
going, holy shit, this was so bad.
I actually loved it because they at least try.
They went for it. Like that's that's why Tommy
Wiseau's movie The Room is a cult classic, because you're
like, this is so bad that it's great because you know what it
is, because they they fully committed.
There was no, there wasn't a second of doubt.
There's no doubt because the difference between really good
and really bad is very thin. A lot of times, just like how
someone, if someone is really hot or really ugly, it's only,
there's only a. You just move.
Their eyes a little bit around the nose is a little.
Like, and then all of a sudden they're beautiful or they're the
ugliest person you've ever seen. It's kind of how it feels.
They're strikingly one or the other.
And I feel like that's true. That's true with with movies.
With all media, but especially movies, it's like you have to
have the delusion and the full commitment of like, this is
going to be amazing with no one stopping you.
And then it's either going to be really, really good or
absolutely horrendous and you got to take that risk.
I feel like that's how you get the greats.
I mean, or you can just be, yeah, I mean super talented and
you just like, no, yeah, but but sometimes you know what I mean?
I'm sticking by it. Is this hot?
It might No, it's not hot. For those unaware, hot is when
the the mic is too is too high. But I just think I just have my
headphones. Have us.
Oh man, this has been such a funny Nope.
God damn it, you know what that works.
Actually, I was going to do laughter, but that that that's
what I get for trying to make a joke about myself.
Well, the sun is gone and it's going to rain soon, and boy,
does that feel good. That feels absolutely fantastic
just to be out here and I, You get 20 minutes of sunlight and
then it's time to get sad and be wet.
Yeah. Sounds like something up some
woman pop star would write a song about, like that.
Pussy palace. Pussy palace.
I haven't even heard the song, but I know Lily Allen wrote this
whole art, this whole album about how David, what is his
name? David Harboe.
What the guy from Stranger things, which like anyway, I
guess he was like cheating on her a bunch and had this whole
had to hit this whole apartment where he she walked in and there
were just like butt plugs everywhere and, and the condoms
and all this shit all over the place.
And it's like, yo dude, first of all, you're like a 50 year old
man. Clean up if you're going to, if
you're, if you're going to be doing this like it's he like
wanted to get caught. I really feel like sometimes I
feel like when people are cheating, they want to get
caught because they know what they're doing is wrong and they
know and they and they eventually want the relationship
to end. So they get more and more out
there with their antics. They get more and more bold and
audacious. Audacious if you're from, if
you're from across the pond. And eventually, they expect to
be caught. And that's why he's got butt
plugs all over the place and, and allowed her to come back to
his flat that she didn't know about, but she wrote an entire
album about it. And that's great.
Good for her. Turning your pain into art.
That's great. Part of me is like, you know,
maybe you don't put all the very, very specific details in
there, but you know, he's a piece of shit who cheated.
So we, we got to we got to air it out to the entire world.
That's why, dude, I would not, I would not date.
I mean #1 not like I'm not something I'm going to cheat on
my girlfriend. Like that would be insane.
But I would be really worried if I was dating a musician, what
they were going to put, what they were going to make songs
about. Like for me, I'd be like, how,
how am I going to be their muse? But the songs about me would
just be like how I far too much, you know?
You, you, you like, you know you.
Dodge Oven in the bed. Dodge oven in the bed.
Searing my hair off. Why do you eat so many beans?
I know they're good for having fibre, but still, it's messing
up my peas. I hit that.
Yeah, what would they write about me?
You know we're. In the bathroom way too long.
One time your Bluetooth is connected and I heard the porn.
I heard it. Stop watching porn where we can
just be swiping on TikTok together.
I think one of your friends he's liking on my Facebook or liking
on my Instagram post. It makes me uncomfortable.
But you say he's just that kind of guy.
I still don't like it. And now, now it sounds like
Bruce Springsteen. Yeah.
Like what would? What would?
See, this is what's good about this show actually, is that is
that now I'm going to write that down and then I can actually
make a stand up a bit bit about it.
Well, will I be able to do it a lot because I'm barely ever
doing stand up. Time will tell, but once the
show gets big enough, I'll be able to do stand up again.
So that's where I'm at. I'm not bitter at all.
Let's. But yeah, Also Stranger Things
is like a perfect example about why all most TV shows should be
most TV shows should be three seasons.
Stranger Things is a perfect example of that.
It's, it is a great example of why whenever like stop, what is
it called? Whenever shareholders, whatever
companies go public, whenever media companies, whenever money
gets involved in media companies, it ruins the art that
they create. Stranger Things is a perfect
example of that because if there were no shareholders at Netflix
and they didn't worry about constantly growing, they would
have made a super, they they would have made Stranger Things
three seasons. That's it.
Maybe 4 It would have and it would have been great and
everyone would have loved it. It would have been a tight
little great show. But instead they keep postponing
it and the kids are all the kids are like 30 now.
Like it just they're taking too long and they're trying to post.
They're trying to just elongate it because they know people will
come back to to watch the slop. Same thing.
It's the exact same thing with Squid Game.
Squid Game should have literally been oh, it's so windy.
I'm so scared. Squid Game.
Squid Game should have been one season.
Really. It really should have been one
season. The second season, fine.
And they and they, and then to top it all off, they just split
it up into two parts. That's because they're trying to
keep subscribers around and increase shareholder value.
That's the only reason why capitalism kind of fucks up art.
It produces more art. But also wait, late stage
capitalism is ruining media Because you have Stranger Things
season 8. They're doing a spin off of
Squid Game and how many other shows they're going to do the
same thing too. Why is there still?
Why is there another season of Stranger Things?
Who gives a shit, really? I'm screaming sorry.
But who gives a shit really? Who?
Who cares what's gonna happen, dude?
I hope all the kids die in the final season.
I hope. I hope they they lose.
I hope 11 loses her powers. I hope and I and I hope.
I hope she gets fucking. I hope she she gets killed in
front of all of her friends. Finn is crying.
The guy with the messed up teeth that he got fixed his his good
teeth fall out and he has bucked teeth again or whatever is wrong
with his lip. I hope all of that.
I hope that nothing goes well. And the weird guy Mortimus, what
is his name Vishnu Vignu Vigneur, whatever his name,
Vignar, I hope he wins and he takes over.
That would be fantastic. I would, I would send Netflix
more money if that happened because they they did something
new. But instead here's what's going
to happen. It there, there's going to be a
final fight and then everyone, they're going to think
everyone's going to die and then 11's going to scream and it it's
going to be over. And I'm not the first person to
say this, but it but you. You.
You, you know. It's like, come on, man.
We've all we know what's. Happening and also did didn't
like David Harbour and and then they'll leave Milly Lily Milly
Bobby Brown. She she put a freaking
restraining order against him, David and then and then I'm
gonna get to unk advice David Harbour Millie Millie Millie
Bobby Brown. This has been a fucking good
episode. Thank God.
This is how I want the show to go.
This this is when I'm inside. I just lose my mind, man.
Thank you guys for listening. By the way.
I love each and every one of you truly do, but also do your part
and grow the goddamn show. All right, and I say that with
love. Let's see Cosm.
Do I want to go cosmopolitan? No, I'll go to BBC.
Oh Millie Bobby Brown and David Harbour embrace at Stranger
Things premiere. We did.
Stranger Things already come out.
Netflix posted footage of the pair laughing and joking
together. Of course he did.
It's all P Rs done the It's amazing.
We've been so lucky to have each other blah blah blah blah blah.
Asked about the recent reports, one of the show's Co creators
that he couldn't get into the personal onset.
The cast of the 10 year were family 10 of 10 years.
Stranger Things has been around for 10 years bro.
Hey, too long. You know nothing matters more
than just having a set where everyone feels safe and happy.
10 years. The kids are literally 48.
They all have children. The black tea does swag, bro.
For real? Damn.
OK, let's see. David Harbour.
OK, Is that going to say? Oh, cool.
Interesting. Oh, in in one of the pictures
that it shows her with blood running from her nose because
she just screamed. Yep.
I just it doesn't. Yeah, I don't.
I respect journalism. I love reading articles, my
favorite people, and hearing what they're up to.
What are they talking about? I understand that there's
paparazzi, even though it's invasive, even though it feels
bad to me, I just know that's your job, but don't in your
headlines slam me at the get go. It's so wrong and it is
bullying. So who knows someone Netflix got
to them and was like, hey guys, this is their our biggest show
ever. You got to tone this shit down.
That's what happened. That's what happened.
You got to deny this. And then once the show is over,
you can go out and have your press run and blah blah blah.
Guarantee you guarantee. All right, And she probably wow,
it's really windy. You hear windy it is and I'm out
here. I'm out here for you guys,
really am. But it and I'm my little feet
are cold. I don't have shoes on my little
feet. Sees are cold.
What? My goodness, my little.
Feet sees are cold. OK, let's plug this in.
Anyway, Stranger Things should have ended.
I just, I bet Millie Bobby Brown was just happy Lily Allen came
out with that, that album. She's been, dude, she's been
blasting that album all the time.
And I bet you she's if she could, if she would have blasted
it on set just to kind of be like pussy pals.
What'd you get, David? Yeah, maybe she was mad at him
because of Lily. I don't know.
I hope nothing comes out that it's like it was absolutely her,
her like horrendous something that he did.
But that's the that's the that's the check up on me part of the
part of the episode, guys. I hope you're doing well.
And now we're going to move because I you know, I cut this
into two parts that I put on YouTube and I think it's
helping. Who knows?
Now let's go over to UNK advice. Hey, guys, Welcome.
Welcome. Just the just literally a second
welcome back to advice from UNK. Well, I help you get, I help you
guys with your problems. Let's start out.
Some guy left the I mean, this voicemail is kind of like, what
am I supposed to do? But let's let's listen to it.
Let's double it. Can you hear it?
Yep. OK, cool.
All right, turn that bad boy up. Hey my name is Christian and I
was just curious. About something, about some.
Advice. But what do you do to kind of
just bring America together from your perspective, from your
opinion? That's just something I'm really
curious about. Thanks.
Wow really? Asking me a what?
A softball question bro. How do I bring America together?
God is a joke I want to make right now so bad, but it would
have the CIA showing up at my door. the IT would have a Secret
Service showing up on my door. I don't know abolish all social
media. Honestly, get rid of social
media. I blown out no.
If you get rid of. Social media, I think that would
help a lot because everyone is just in their own bubble and
they're just consuming their own media and it's making people
more like matter at each other and everyone feels more alone
and feels like no one understands them.
And then they just get into these echo chambers and then,
you know, they get red pilled and they only hang around people
that confirm their their biases and their opinions.
And it's a it's a bad, it's a bad thing.
So, oh, you know what I would do?
Abolish Citizens United. Yeah.
That'll be a good way to start. Get money out of politics.
This is not a this is not a funny question.
I don't know what you want from me.
I can't. I'm not good enough to make this
funny. I guess maybe I could, but I'm
not that extreme to say something absolutely
inflammatory. But yeah, How do you bring
America? How do you bring America?
Together, abolish ICE. That's right.
Come on, all my lefties. But seriously, fuck guys.
They fuck them. Yeah, Get rid of Citizens
United, Get rid of the filibuster and prevent anyone in
politics from investing in the stock market.
That's how you'd bring America together, I think.
I think, you know, maybe get rid of the get rid of the guy that's
in the office right now and also do that as well.
Anyway, that's not. Funny.
Hey, dude, thanks for thanks for the advice on that.
But I mean, I truly don't know from what I said, I don't think
of the advice I gave was was horrible.
Oh, you know what? Here's a here's a here's a more
sincere one. Honestly, get people more
involved in community things in their community because that
helps a lot. I've, I try to volunteer at
least once a week and that makes me feel a lot better about like
the people around. And I don't always do it in my
exact community, but just doing things where you take, where you
have a stake in the direct surroundings around you, it
makes things matter more. And you start to connect with
people and realize that they're also human beings living around
you, and it feels better. And you give people.
More slack and you realize that we're all just trying to trying
to get through it. So I would say that if everyone
got more involved in some kind of community service and just
their community in general, it's hard, I get it, especially with
online where you can find people that you feel like you connect
with more. But it's not real, dude.
Digital, it doesn't count. I'm sorry.
Anyway, it wasn't funny at all. OK, like a little fart noise,
the better for you guys Under. Well, let's go to the left.
Swell. Hey man, this is MO and I saw
your thing and I've got no child.
I don't know what to do. I've been doing a lot of
networking, beating people, but you know, it just seems like I'm
just doing all this, but I just need some advice.
I don't know if I'm ever going to see the end of this question,
but that's all it is. I'm going, but I guess I got to
keep going. Thanks.
Well, MO, thanks for calling man.
And you know, unfortunately, yeah, that is kind of the.
Truth. You just got to keep going.
I don't know how long you've been networking and how long
you've been trying to find a job.
But maybe switch up how you're trying to find a job.
I mean, you could really just go to, I mean, what kind of job are
you? I just, I want to know what kind
of job you're looking for, what kind of expertise you have,
because that's, that's huge. I think there's a there, there
is something called Job today for New York where you can look
up and get jobs and apply to them.
You can do the old school route. Or is it route or route route?
You can do the old school route of just like going into places
being like, hey, do you need a driver?
Do you need a barista? Stuff like that.
I used to, I used to do that when I was looking for a job
around my neighborhood and I almost got a job as a driver.
But I'll tell you. Right now where you when I can
almost guarantee you could get a job, especially right now
because it's the busy season, you can become a caterer.
OK, That's I did that for a long time and you can make some kind
of money. You can make decent money being
a caterer. It's a seasonal job, but still
something. You can also work in a moving
company. That's what I did as well.
These are all the jobs that like I didn't need any kind of crazy
resume. I just went after it and was
like, I can use my body and be there.
If you're really looking for a job, you have to, you also have
to be willing to humble yourself to do a job that maybe you think
was quote UN quote below you. But you need money and need to
humble yourself. And doing a blue collar job is
not bad at all. It's also it's actually great,
so maybe try to do one of those jobs.
You could you? Could try to go to I mean, I
don't know, you could be a you could be a freaking chemical
engineer. Like I don't, I don't want to
say like go to trade school. You might have a PHDI have no
idea what's good with you. MO like I I want to.
I want to know more. But yeah, keep at it.
Keep asking friends, really, really whenever I meet people or
meet friends, I just will mention I'm looking for a job.
Don't ask them to help, but just be like, yeah, I've been looking
for a job. When you mention that the
people, people who care about you or know you, even strangers
will sometimes because we all empathize and we all know what
it's like to like not have a job and not have money.
And they'll, they will look to try and help you out and do
whatever they can. Because I know if I met you, I
would be like, Hey, call this moving company.
Here are the catering companies that I've worked for.
You can hit them up. So that that's what I would
suggest. But yeah, dude, keep at it.
Keep your head up. And I know it's rough out there,
especially now because we're, you know, we're in a, we're,
we're about to hit a recession baby.
And that shit feels good. It doesn't.
It's very sad. But do do that.
Keep at it, Be kind to yourself and just keep trying, you know,
and put put yourself out there. You'd be you'd be rude and and
keep your mind open you. If if you're getting.
Suggested something that maybe you didn't think was for you.
Still do it 'cause you never know, man.
You truly never know. MO please, I'll, I'll, I'll,
I'll text you. Please, please, please follow up
with us. I want to know.
I want to know how it's going, Christian, I don't know how you
can follow up. I just told you how to bring
America together, but I don't think it was.
I mean, I'm definitely not running for president, right,
with that answer. God, I'd be so bad in the
debates. I would be so bad in
presidential debates. I just, I would 'cause.
I would just spaz out. I would just, I would just.
I would cause 'cause. Sometimes like my I like stutter
like I can't get my words together and so I would just be
like you know what dude, honestly, you're a fucking
bitch. Like for real look at you dude
look at your your suit looks like shit.
Like you know what dude 1V1 me and cod right now.
How how would we do that? Forget about the economy 1V1 me
and one V1 me and cod. How would we talk about that?
OK. I would lose it.
I'd absolutely lose it. Look at your eyebrows bro.
Oh my God, I I've talked to all your boys.
They think you're wack. Or I would I would lose it on
the person that was that was asking questions.
What doing how do you in in 2005 you stated that you thought
anyone who like they they'd bring up some tweet.
You tweeted in 2017 that all like that the mid everyone in
the Midwest is a dumb fat slob. Do you have anything?
To say to that. And I'd just be like, really
bro? Really.
You going to bring up my tweets from 2017?
I was 22, dude. I was blacked out.
OK? You want to know the truth?
I was blacked out and I was mad because this one girl who is
from the Midwest that I was trying to hook up with, she
denied me. So then I got mad and I went on
Twitter and I didn't think anyone would see it.
And then I tweeted back. Is that what you already know,
America? I was.
I got rejected. I was blacked out.
I drank way too much. Jack, that what you want to
know, OK. I mean, I didn't tweet that.
I wouldn't I wouldn't tweet that, but I would lose it.
I'd lose it on the moderators. I just because you have to be
off. I don't know what we're talking
about running for president. Anyway, let's do the last
voicemail. How?
Are you doing it's Nevin? I have a steak I've been picking
around my brain. I actually think peeking in high
school seems pretty awesome for two reasons.
OK. One, it's kind of like it's kind
of the only time of your life someone would have such a big
obedience. Like no matter who you are,
everyone knows what you're doing.
The jocks, the nerds, all the teachers.
Like it's crazy. It's kind of like getting a
promotion at your like finance job and having people on
Broadway know about it and then want to fuck you because of it.
Like it's crazy. And then two sorry, not the gym.
And like handing. You recorded this at the gym?
Because. That's crazy.
Bro get off the treadmill and finish your thought.
We all really can with no one can do anything.
We have to be multitasking. Dude can't even.
Dude can't even call in and and give me a hot take without also
working on his glutes. It's like, come on, well, good
for you. I'm happy that you're working
out, so go ahead. Like having that much confidence
when you're really young can carry you throughout your whole
life. Like, people have to get called
chubby in like, middle school, and then they have body
dysmorphia for the rest of the day.
You like, But if you're keeping in high school, you have this
audacious confidence forever. And it's where these like,
chubby burnouts get the audacity to call Sidney Sweeney mid.
And that's where that comes from.
And that sounds pretty awesome. OK, bye.
Damn, you know Nevin, that's a pretty good take bro, I'm not
going to lie. That is a pretty good take.
Peeking in high school is actually good.
I don't know if that's always true, but I do think there is a
couple years where if you can actually like, crush it in high
school, everyone likes you. Yeah, you're right.
All the different groups know you.
You're, you're in a very concentrated, concentrated area
with all the people and they just like.
Sorry, I just completely zoned out for a second.
You're just in a concentrated area and all these people know
that you're killing it. And then, yeah, everyone from
all different walks of life, because you're not going to be
around that different, around that many differentiated
concentrations of different types of people anywhere else
because at school you all got to go to.
School, but you know, you're just going to be hanging out
with your finance people if you're in finance.
You're going to be hanging out with artists if you're an
artist. People don't have usually that
diverse of a friend group but. When you're at when you're in
high. School you do.
So if you peek, you could have a chance.
I mean, just kind of sounds like you're you're saying like you
got the chance to fuck all these different types of girls, which
I mean, yeah, for sure. The the only double edged sword
is that if you peek in high school, you might not like OK,
peeking in high school can either lead to you carrying on
that momentum and going through life and crushing it or
absolutely bottoming out right after.
So it's tough, but if you if you remember what that feels like
and it gives you momentum and drive to keep going, you're
right. Peeking in high school could
lead to you just continuously crushing it.
So you're right. I mean, no one talks about
peeking at any other point in life.
What else? Do you want to peek when you're
50? Who wants to peek when they're
50? You're the you're you're
basically in a wheelchair. No, I guess peeking in your. 30s
is kind of kind of the best because like, you have money,
you can go go do things, you're on your own.
You know how to have sex. You know how to talk to people.
Yeah, I would say peeking in your 30s is the best, but but
the problem is peeking in your in high school is arguably
better only because you're so naive to the world and you have
everything taken. Care of for yourself.
And there are no stakes. Except high school.
Right. Yeah.
Like being the jock, being the prom king.
It sounds nice. We all kind of fantasize about
what it would have been like to be the most popular guy or girl
in school, to win prom king, to have the Letterman jacket to be
like in movies. But I don't know.
I don't think I've met anyone that actually was like that.
The problem is as sorry as much as you.
Think peeking in high school would be great in reality, in
practice those people never seem to do well in life, which is
unfortunate. Like if you're listening to this
right now and you are in high school and you're peaking dude.
Like it's about to be a rough 70 years, truly.
Unless. You really buckle down and you
humble yourself and you go, this is going to end because maybe
you can have multiple peaks. But you go, you go.
This is going to end. I got to I got to get ready for
this to go away. OK, But if you're in high school
and you're peaking, you go on the shit.
The gravy train is never going to end.
You're in for a rude awakening. My me and me go.
But that you know, see Jorge Bus.
I don't know how to say awaken, but Bus, I'll let that say Moi
rude Moi orgioso. I don't think that translates
directly, but what are you going to do?
I tried. Yeah, but peeking isn't isn't in
high school isn't as bad. You just want to have something
go down in high school. You don't want to just be like a
normie. I mean, I guess I was kind of a
normie, but what are we have 47. We're have 40 minutes.
Is this is good? We're done.
Good point, Evan. I don't know if if I agree with
all of it, but you are right if you you know because a lot of
people just don't peek at all. So it's like, I mean, it'd be
better to peek in high school than to not peek ever.
I see. We didn't have that.
Who was that in?
In my high school. I can't even think.
Yeah. You don't remember him?
I mean, the valedictorian. The the girl at least was like a
nerd. She wasn't.
Yeah, but that's valedictorian. I remember one of the very
popular girls, like one of the very popular girls in my high
school, I looked at her Facebook now and it's not going too well
is all I'll say. So kind of this proves your
point, but I mean. Have your life to live your
life. But but maybe don't live it up
in high school is all, is all I'll say.
Yeah, I actually, I mean, you guys listening like you.
It's like, do I agree with Nevin or not?
I really don't know. He made a good point.
Let's listen back to it one more time.
Hold on. This is because I kind of got
distracted with you being, you know, on the fucking treadmill.
How you doing? It's Nevin in high school.
He's pretty awesome. Yeah, for two reasons.
One, it's kind of like it's kind of the only time of your life
someone would have such a big audience.
Like no matter who you are, everyone knows what you're
doing. It's true.
Everyone's going to know you're peeking.
So that is good. But now that we have social
media, everyone can know anyway. And this is all based on other
people. No, but I mean that's what
peeking is. The jocks, the nerds, all the
teachers. Like it's crazy.
It's kind of like getting a promotion at your like finance
job and having people on Broadway know about it and then
want to fuck you because of it. Like it's crazy.
And then? Two, sorry, I'm at the gym and
like handing. Like we couldn't hear it, but.
And two, it's good because like, having that much confidence when
you're really young can carry you throughout your whole life.
Like people could get called chubby in like middle school and
then they have body dysmorphia for the rest of their life.
But if you're keeping an ice. See, but here's the thing, some
of those people that get called chubby in high school, they end
up having that body dysmorphia and it leads to them getting
super in shape and super and and being super successful and
achieving so much because they're trying to prove everyone
wrong who called them that in middle school and high school.
Now is that unhealthy? Yes.
But they did achieve a lot. So it's like sometimes bullying
works is all I'm going to say. I mean, it's bad.
I'm anti bullying. To degree but.
Well, you have this audacious confidence forever, and it's
where these like chubby burnouts get the.
Yeah, yeah. To call to call Sidney Sweeney.
I don't want to talk about Sidney Sweeney.
We already know my opinions on Sidney Sweeney.
But I I get what you're saying. Yeah, I your first point is
pretty good. Second point, I don't know if
the confidence pulls you through for forever, but.
Because I think. Doing that well, that early can
lead to you kind of thinking the rest of your life is going to go
swimmingly. Whereas like for someone like
me, I've always gone. I got to keep working at it
because shit is not gone wild so far, you know?
But good really, I mean. That's the kind of shit that I
want on the show. That is some good food for
thought. I enjoy that a lot.
Thank you, Nevin. Thank you very much.
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