1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:01,840 Hello. How we doing, guys? 2 00:00:01,840 --> 00:00:05,400 Welcome back to another episode. You made it through another 3 00:00:05,400 --> 00:00:07,840 week. OK, not laughing. 4 00:00:07,840 --> 00:00:08,960 You're supposed to. There we go. 5 00:00:09,080 --> 00:00:11,640 You made it through another week just clapping enough for you 6 00:00:11,640 --> 00:00:12,920 guys. You got to, you got to, you 7 00:00:12,920 --> 00:00:15,520 know, shit is Hard Out Here sometimes, even though we you 8 00:00:15,560 --> 00:00:17,960 know, we did. We had that election in New York 9 00:00:17,960 --> 00:00:19,640 and that was good. And we're, you know, most of us 10 00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:22,240 are happy about that and. If the few. 11 00:00:22,240 --> 00:00:24,480 Of you that listen aren't. It's OK man. 12 00:00:24,560 --> 00:00:29,160 All right, we can disagree, but don't stop listening. 13 00:00:30,160 --> 00:00:33,640 I got I, I got 3 drinks today. We got water, we got coffee 14 00:00:33,640 --> 00:00:35,600 black. And then we got some kombucha 15 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:37,480 that I got at the store and I got it. 16 00:00:37,840 --> 00:00:39,240 I got it. I got it for 50 dude. 17 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:43,080 I got it for $0.59 off. And I was that guy that saw that 18 00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:46,760 it was cheap and then immediately signed up for the, 19 00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:50,960 the, the card for Fairway. I was like, yeah, man. 20 00:00:51,680 --> 00:00:55,560 Yeah, dude, I'm going to save $1.50 on three of these because 21 00:00:55,560 --> 00:00:57,840 that's the economy that we're in and. 22 00:00:59,800 --> 00:01:01,440 I want to do it. So I'm I'm drinking that. 23 00:01:01,440 --> 00:01:07,080 It's pretty damn. It's pretty good. 24 00:01:08,920 --> 00:01:11,680 Pretty sure I just spilled all over him, but you guys can't 25 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:15,440 see, so that's nice. It's a beautiful well, it's not 26 00:01:15,440 --> 00:01:18,760 that beautiful. It's it's a rainy Sunday in New 27 00:01:18,760 --> 00:01:24,160 York City and it's it's only it's only one which is good. 28 00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:26,120 So, you know, sometimes I record this at night. 29 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:29,680 Sometimes they were recorded later in the day, but right in 30 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:30,880 the middle of the day feels good. 31 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:35,000 I started my day off nice. I spent 45 minutes on Facebook 32 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:41,320 Marketplace looking at vans like Van light vans that I can't 33 00:01:41,320 --> 00:01:43,720 afford and I also don't really want you ever like look at 34 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:47,240 something that you go, I have that money, I could buy that. 35 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:50,360 And then you are like, wait, well what am I going to do with 36 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:51,600 that? What am I going to do with a 37 00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:55,280 Winnebago? Maybe a Winnebago's on there for 38 00:01:55,280 --> 00:02:01,080 like 40, like $4000. It's from 1991. 39 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:03,560 So already I'm like, that's probably not good. 40 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:07,960 But for I got to get, I got to get a, a moving. 41 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:12,360 I got to get a, a moving apartment and then just have an 42 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:16,160 apartment that I just, I just lived in that what that you 43 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:20,800 know, and become that guy. I'm sweating, by the way, why am 44 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:21,960 I sweating? What did I eat? 45 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:26,600 I didn't eat anything. Is it the dude? 46 00:02:27,160 --> 00:02:29,000 It's like, what's the weather? Oh, it's because it's about the 47 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:30,440 rain. Maybe it's it's mad humid. 48 00:02:30,640 --> 00:02:32,520 Because I was like, there's no way, like I should not be 49 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:35,560 sweating right now. It's it's not that hot. 50 00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:39,200 Even though, you know, sometimes you, you eat like something 51 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:41,600 spicy, you eat meat and then you start sweating and then you just 52 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:45,280 feel gross and disgusting because your body is, is trying 53 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:47,520 to process the absolute garbage that you just ate. 54 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:52,200 And you guys know that this week was a big, let's see what's 55 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:53,800 going on with me. I hope you guys are doing well. 56 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:57,040 I'd ask him what's going on with you. 57 00:02:57,040 --> 00:03:06,480 But this is kind of a one way St. you know, this week was a 58 00:03:06,480 --> 00:03:12,240 lot of a lot of social. What's the word for it? 59 00:03:12,240 --> 00:03:19,280 Not social requirements, but social, social duties. 60 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:24,280 So, so social things that I promised to do, you know what I 61 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:25,960 mean? What is the word that I'm 62 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:28,640 looking for? Whatever it is. 63 00:03:28,640 --> 00:03:30,040 Yeah. I had a lot of social events 64 00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:32,800 this week. And that can be draining. 65 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:36,040 Doing a lot of social things can be draining even even for people 66 00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:40,720 that you care about and love, which they they that that's who 67 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:43,640 it all was for. Someone that I know got married. 68 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:47,160 And so I went to the wedding and then I went to the wedding party 69 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:49,360 the next day. One of my friends who listened 70 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:50,960 to the show, sometimes it was his birthday. 71 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:56,040 So I went to his birthday, his birthday drinking thing at on 72 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:59,760 last night, which is nice. Which hey, by the way, I love. 73 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:02,800 Being in your. 30s and all your friends, when they go out 74 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:05,520 drinking, what they really mean is like, let's drink from 7:00 75 00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:07,880 to 9:30 and then we're all going to get tired and go home. 76 00:04:08,320 --> 00:04:12,680 That's so nice. It is so nice being friends with 77 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:15,960 people in their 30s who were like, not still psychos. 78 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:19,200 'Cause there are. Still, some psychos who like 79 00:04:19,640 --> 00:04:21,959 think admitting that you're tired and you want to get a good 80 00:04:21,959 --> 00:04:26,000 night's of rest means you're lame and that they they're like. 81 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:27,280 No, we still got to go. Odd. 82 00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:29,880 Just cause in my 30s doesn't mean I can't go out and they're 83 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:31,280 partying. Going crazy and it's like. 84 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:37,120 Yeah, but but you shouldn't you. You made it through your 20s, 85 00:04:37,120 --> 00:04:38,360 dude. You did your 20s. 86 00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:43,040 Just sit back and coast. For a bit man, you don't got to 87 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:47,200 do all that you don't have to I, I, I, I went so, so before I saw 88 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:49,800 my friend yesterday, I went to see another friend who is 89 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:52,760 visiting in town. So yeah, just seeing, actually I 90 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:58,120 saw two, I saw three different like nodes of friends on 91 00:04:58,120 --> 00:05:02,840 Saturday. That's a lot, man, that's a lot. 92 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:06,440 And I like all of them. But still you're just like, this 93 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:09,840 is, this is just a lot to have to deal with. 94 00:05:09,840 --> 00:05:12,200 So the, the first one I saw stopped by saw him that was 95 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:16,080 cool. And then his second one, he's 96 00:05:16,080 --> 00:05:19,640 the same age as me. So I go there, I'd stop by like 97 00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:22,320 4:00 PM and he had just woken up. 98 00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:26,520 He's like, yeah, I went out like till 4:00 AM last night. 99 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:28,160 And I, I. Was like Oh my. 100 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:33,080 God, dude, what are you doing? What are you doing, man? 101 00:05:33,640 --> 00:05:36,240 You don't you, you almost want to be like, you don't have to do 102 00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:39,120 this anymore, dude. You want to like hand him a 103 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:40,160 book? You're like, have you ever heard 104 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:43,760 of reading? Have you ever heard of fiction? 105 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:50,680 Getting in the bed at 11:15, putting on just the side table 106 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:54,520 light and then reading a book for about 8 to 15 minutes before 107 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:58,600 you get tired and fall asleep. And then sometimes, like me, 108 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:01,240 you, you are so lazy that you don't get up and turn the lights 109 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:02,600 off. And then you wake up at 4:00 AM 110 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:05,680 in a bit of a terror because all the lights in the apartment are 111 00:06:05,680 --> 00:06:07,880 on. But you know, you're 112 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:09,280 spontaneous. You're going to have a little 113 00:06:09,280 --> 00:06:12,400 bit of fun, dude. I just wanted to say like, dude, 114 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:13,880 you don't 'cause he 'cause you just tell. 115 00:06:13,880 --> 00:06:15,160 You could just tell he was hungover. 116 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:19,720 And man, the amount of like the amount of Jomo I had the joy of 117 00:06:19,720 --> 00:06:25,040 missing out looking at him. Oh my God, Your 30s is all about 118 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:27,760 Jomo, Dude. We went to this party last 119 00:06:27,760 --> 00:06:29,320 night. It was crazy up till 3:00 AM. 120 00:06:30,320 --> 00:06:32,320 I'm so happy I didn't go to that. 121 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:36,880 I'm happy you went, but I'm so happy that I wasn't there. 122 00:06:37,240 --> 00:06:39,760 Holy shit I would have paid you 200. 123 00:06:39,760 --> 00:06:41,880 Dollars to to make sure I didn't go to that. 124 00:06:41,920 --> 00:06:52,360 Oh my God, good saw them. That was great And then you 125 00:06:52,360 --> 00:06:54,320 know, I'm really trying to work on this mic not picking up 126 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:57,200 drinking noises. I think if anyone here like does 127 00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:02,440 any kind of audio engineering, it would be nice to know. 128 00:07:03,280 --> 00:07:05,240 I think I can use a noise gate. We'll try it on the next 129 00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:06,000 episode. We'll see. 130 00:07:06,920 --> 00:07:10,360 We'll see how it does because I'll tell you, I think I posted 131 00:07:10,360 --> 00:07:12,760 something on YouTube that YouTube didn't like and my 132 00:07:12,760 --> 00:07:20,000 YouTube views for the last podcast dropped by I mean 133 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:21,800 there's. Not a lot in general, but they 134 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:24,320 dropped by what? What would I say 300%? 135 00:07:24,760 --> 00:07:28,640 So that's good. All because I talked about what 136 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:31,120 did I even talk about? What did I even put up? 137 00:07:31,280 --> 00:07:32,920 There's just certain things on YouTube where they're like, no, 138 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:33,960 we don't want you to talk about that. 139 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:35,760 And now we're just going to push everything down. 140 00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:40,760 So anyway, and maybe he was about walking into the girl, 141 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:44,920 wiping her ass in the port a potty, which, hey, what are you 142 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:46,720 going to do? It happened to me. 143 00:07:46,720 --> 00:07:48,720 It was a real experience and I was trying to share it. 144 00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:52,280 I was trying to share my tringe and my embarrassment. 145 00:07:53,880 --> 00:08:00,320 But anyway, I went home and then I saw my, my last friend and I, 146 00:08:00,320 --> 00:08:03,960 I will say the, the, this week, the theme of this week, honestly 147 00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:06,480 for me was showing up for people. 148 00:08:07,760 --> 00:08:11,000 And that is something that the older you get, the more you 149 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:15,080 realize how important that is because a lot of people stop 150 00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:17,920 showing up, whether it's for friendships, whether it's for 151 00:08:17,920 --> 00:08:21,440 family, whether it's for relationships, even you, you, 152 00:08:21,880 --> 00:08:28,160 you get comfortable and you coast and you forget that any 153 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:30,880 relationship at all is some kind of work. 154 00:08:30,880 --> 00:08:33,760 Like you have to put in an effort to show the person that 155 00:08:33,760 --> 00:08:39,360 you still you. You can only earn so much grace 156 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:43,480 and so much slack before someone is like, hey man, it feels like 157 00:08:43,480 --> 00:08:46,520 you're not really trying anymore and you're leaning on the. 158 00:08:46,520 --> 00:08:52,560 Fact that we grew up together but like what's what's up you 159 00:08:52,560 --> 00:08:59,520 know and so this week for this week for me was sorry I was 160 00:08:59,520 --> 00:09:02,200 messing with the podcast recorder this week for me was 161 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:05,560 all about showing up and. It was good. 162 00:09:05,560 --> 00:09:07,000 I'm happy to. I'm happy to do it. 163 00:09:07,640 --> 00:09:09,760 You got to show up. You got to show up for a friend. 164 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:11,720 Like one of my friends. I don't even talk to her that 165 00:09:11,720 --> 00:09:14,120 much. But I knew her in college and 166 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:19,600 she got married and she, she had the wedding ceremony at the 167 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:22,920 clerk's office in the downtown New York. 168 00:09:23,440 --> 00:09:26,080 And she texted me the night before and she was like, hey, I 169 00:09:26,080 --> 00:09:29,040 saw you that you RSVP to the actual wedding ceremony. 170 00:09:29,040 --> 00:09:33,680 Like, are you going to be there? And I said, yeah, she's like she 171 00:09:33,720 --> 00:09:34,960 she goes, I thought you were going to cancel. 172 00:09:34,960 --> 00:09:36,240 Like I, I didn't think you were actually coming. 173 00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:38,240 And I go, no, I mean, we're getting older. 174 00:09:38,240 --> 00:09:40,760 Like those things are the important things in life. 175 00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:42,440 Like you should show up for those things. 176 00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:46,680 Those things are what matter. Not getting dinner on a Friday, 177 00:09:46,680 --> 00:09:49,200 like, or staying in, cancelling in those plans. 178 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:51,320 Yeah, that sucks. But it's like it's more 179 00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:53,360 important to say, hey, when it really matters, the things 180 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:56,240 you're going to remember for the rest of your life, try to show 181 00:09:56,240 --> 00:09:58,040 up for that. That that's, that's what this 182 00:09:58,040 --> 00:10:01,360 week kind of felt like for me. And I was happy to do it 183 00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:05,280 because. And now here's the thing. 184 00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:07,720 Was I 2 minutes late to the ceremony? 185 00:10:07,720 --> 00:10:10,440 And so because of that, I wasn't allowed in because the security 186 00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:12,560 woman outside wouldn't let me in. 187 00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:15,280 Yeah. And did I was I unaware that 188 00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:16,280 that was the thing? Yes. 189 00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:17,800 And was I upset? Yes. 190 00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:18,960 And was I kind of embarrassed? Yes. 191 00:10:19,680 --> 00:10:22,360 But does it also kind of fit into like who I am as a friend 192 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:24,640 that she would, that she would be like, OK, of course that 193 00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:26,280 would happen with you. Yes. 194 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:31,000 But still felt bad. I'm not perfect working on it. 195 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:39,280 But earlier this week, I, I saw Lily, dude, I, I went to, I went 196 00:10:39,440 --> 00:10:44,800 to Philly and I surprised Lily for her one moment show. 197 00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:47,520 And that was so fun. Now a lot of you listening, you 198 00:10:47,520 --> 00:10:49,800 know, Lily, you're all the core listeners. 199 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:55,240 And which by the way, guys, remember rate review the show, 200 00:10:55,440 --> 00:10:59,600 share it, do all the good stuff, OK. 201 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:06,880 And then also call in 347-566-9741, texting, call in. 202 00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:08,720 I don't know if you can send a voice note, but you could always 203 00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:13,520 like record a video and then just just talk in it and make it 204 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:14,840 a black background or something. I don't know. 205 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:16,640 I mean, you could do that. I, I would, I would, I would 206 00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:20,240 also watch that. But yeah. 207 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:23,000 And Lily is going to come on. That'll be that'll be a lot of 208 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:28,160 fun. But I went down to go surprise 209 00:11:28,160 --> 00:11:29,760 her. She had a 11 moment show and I 210 00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:33,360 had said I was going to go multiple times and then I always 211 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:35,320 like backed out for multiple reasons when she's in Philly. 212 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:36,600 So it's like not that easy to get to. 213 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:39,920 But regardless, I had said I was going to go and then I kept not 214 00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:41,360 going. And then finally I was like, OK, 215 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:42,720 you. Have to go now. 216 00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:47,800 You got to go because you can't be the guy that keeps saying, 217 00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:51,840 yeah, I think I'll, I think I'll go and you don't. 218 00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:54,200 You don't want to be that guy. And that was the beginning of my 219 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:59,980 week of showing up. I drove down on my quote UN 220 00:11:59,980 --> 00:12:01,760 quote motorcycle. You know 300 CCS is a 221 00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:03,080 motorcycle. I'm trying to get a bigger one, 222 00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:07,720 but drove down on that. It was nice a little scary. 223 00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:12,000 I was like going 70 on the 685 which. 224 00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:17,520 Felt a little still. But it was fun, had a good time 225 00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:22,000 stopped at a stop that gas stations 'cause I love stopping 226 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,240 on gas stations when you know, we've already talked about this, 227 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:26,840 but I love stopping on gas stations when you're on a road 228 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:28,800 trip. And it was good to I surprised 229 00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:29,800 her. She didn't know I was coming. 230 00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:32,240 She actually texted she actually, I texted her before I, 231 00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:36,880 I, I, I tried to give her a little misdirect. 232 00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:38,920 I go, hey, I saw that the show sold out. 233 00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:44,680 Congratulations, no response. I know she looked at it and was 234 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:47,280 like she told me because I looked at it and I go I went, 235 00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:49,280 oh, empty promises. And I knew it. 236 00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:53,520 I knew what I was doing and she played right into it. 237 00:12:53,680 --> 00:12:56,720 She had the emotions that I wanted her to feel so that then 238 00:12:56,720 --> 00:13:02,200 when she saw me, she was. Extra surprised and maybe even 239 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:04,680 extra happy, so it was all worth it. 240 00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:06,920 Sometimes you got to feel the bad emotions to. 241 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:09,760 Feel the even. Better emotions, am I right? 242 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:13,640 This kind of maybe sounds not healthy. 243 00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:16,080 This could be used for unhealthy things. 244 00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:18,440 But. For this specifically when it's, 245 00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:22,440 you know, all good. It didn't hurt anyone. 246 00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:25,840 It was fine. Saw saw my uncle saw my aunt and 247 00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:29,120 uncle had a great time. She killed it very very funny. 248 00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:34,320 Went back to her apartment. I had a meatball sub God love a 249 00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:39,920 meatball sub love just a simple meatball sub and the meat wasn't 250 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:42,920 good. But still, sometimes it's just 251 00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:47,440 nice to eat a like. Semi shitty sandwich and be 252 00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:52,600 like, yeah, you know, I'm just a pig eating slop and I'm happy to 253 00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:56,080 be a pig. This pig is happy. 254 00:13:57,120 --> 00:14:01,840 I got I got no thoughts and I'm just eating my slop and I'm 255 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:05,040 happy to be alive. That's all. 256 00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:06,200 That's sometimes all you can ask. 257 00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:09,680 For in this, in this life and that. 258 00:14:09,680 --> 00:14:13,360 And that's what I was doing, eating that sloppy eat. 259 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:20,960 OK, that's Paul eating that, that slop meatball sub, which I 260 00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:26,280 guess in Philly they call Hoagies, which whatever, dude, 261 00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:28,840 you have to change the name of everything just because you're 262 00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:30,720 in a different place. I mean, I get it, but you're 263 00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:32,880 only two hours away from New York. 264 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:37,040 It's just it's a sub. It's a meatball sandwich. 265 00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:40,120 You don't, it doesn't have to be a hoagie like you're not that 266 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:42,960 far. I get is not maybe 90 miles as 267 00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:44,480 far. I guess in Europe it's far. 268 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:48,200 Like. 5 miles, you're in a different country in Europe, but 269 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:52,080 in America 90 miles is nothing because we all have cars, 270 00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:55,200 because we're independent and we're ruining the world with all 271 00:14:55,200 --> 00:15:03,960 the gas that we're burning. So went down. 272 00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:04,640 Sorry. It was great. 273 00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:07,560 I felt good, man. Drove back up I tried vlogging 274 00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:10,600 and I'm going to start vlogging. I won't be on the the YouTube 275 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:13,400 channel for anyway so it'll be on a different YouTube YouTube 276 00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:16,960 channel but vlogged it. Looked at the vlog and was like 277 00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:19,440 cool I'm missing so many shots. This is nice but. 278 00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:23,280 Hey, that's part of the experience and that's part of 279 00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:26,720 learning and I'm OK with it. I'm OK with. 280 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:30,240 I'm only a little mad about it. I've been trying not to get as 281 00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:34,960 mad and worked up by things and. Maybe that's less entertaining. 282 00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:37,520 I'm not sure. But I've been trying not to 283 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:41,000 start the episode and just yell or get mad because last week, 284 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:46,880 you know, we were talking about the being being at the at the 285 00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:51,440 the bar and me getting in that almost fight with that Lady and 286 00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:53,080 then a couple other things. And it was like you. 287 00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:54,320 Know I sounded. Kind of mad. 288 00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:56,200 I don't want, I don't want to be mad on the show. 289 00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:58,080 I'm I'm trying to have a good time on the show. 290 00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:00,840 I'm trying to I'm, I'm trying to do this. 291 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:04,640 This show is like, I'm just supposed to be having a good 292 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:08,320 silly goof time. Because here's the thing, man, 293 00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:16,960 the media is now politics has has effused and pervaded like 294 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:20,560 everywhere. And there's so many things that 295 00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:23,920 I and I don't know, I don't know if you guys can relate to this. 296 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:31,360 I feel like. 85% of the videos and the 85% of the media that I 297 00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:37,680 consume, I feel worse after watching it and I don't know why 298 00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:40,880 I keep watching stuff but I do anyway. 299 00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:43,840 And then I just feel like shit at the end of the day and I kind 300 00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:47,080 of feel like we all are doing this and we don't even realize 301 00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:50,160 that we're doing it because we're like addicted to just 302 00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:54,520 feeling that emotion of feeling bad. 303 00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:57,760 But. I'm trying to stop that. 304 00:16:57,760 --> 00:17:01,120 I'm trying to not have this be that there's a lot of other 305 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:07,319 places you can get that, but this here I'm I'm just trying to 306 00:17:07,599 --> 00:17:10,720 just, you know, like I said, you tap into this. 307 00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:13,319 This is digital. Touching grass obviously you can 308 00:17:13,319 --> 00:17:15,560 go out and touch grass, which you should because I went on a 309 00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:18,400 walk right before this and that was nice even a 5-10 minute 310 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:19,480 Walker. I got it cool. 311 00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:23,160 I'm back in touch even you know, my feet are touching cement and 312 00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:27,160 dog shit and you know a a place where some guy just pissed, but 313 00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:28,840 it's. Still, I'm still technically out 314 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:30,680 there. I'm still touching the 315 00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:33,040 proverbial grass. I should get a little tiny patch 316 00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:34,520 of grass and put it on this desk. 317 00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:36,400 I've thought about that. I want to do that. 318 00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:42,200 And. But so like, like you, you tap 319 00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:45,800 into this podcast, it's the only podcast where you get to have 320 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:49,640 your consciousness replaced by mind for 30 minutes to an hour 321 00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:52,480 and you just go off and it's nice. 322 00:17:53,920 --> 00:17:56,840 And you're just, you're just enjoying whatever it is. 323 00:17:56,840 --> 00:17:59,000 It's a good time. It's good. 324 00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:05,720 So what was I talking about, Garden? 325 00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:11,400 The Williams showing up for people, that's what this week 326 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:13,840 was just showing up for people and it's nice. 327 00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:17,640 It was even even my friend was like, wow, if it means a lot to 328 00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:20,320 me that you came to me getting married and I was like, oh, 329 00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:22,320 dude, like this is this is what it's about. 330 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:24,640 This really is what it's about. You know, in the beginning of 331 00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:26,560 this podcast, it's not really funny, but this is real and this 332 00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:30,280 is what I want to say like. This is this. 333 00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:32,920 This is. What you need to be reminded of. 334 00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:34,280 What you need to think about. You. 335 00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:35,240 You. Need to show. 336 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:37,560 Up for people because a lot of people will let you down. 337 00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:43,000 That is the sad thing about life and reality and human beings is 338 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:46,320 that a lot of people will let you down. 339 00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:49,760 They won't be there. They'll get too involved in 340 00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:53,480 their own stuff. They'll decide that for whatever 341 00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:55,760 reason, you're not worth it as a friend anymore. 342 00:18:56,280 --> 00:19:00,560 You don't give them enough whatever it is and. 343 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:03,360 I forgive people. For whatever they're going 344 00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:05,400 through and then what they have to figure out about themselves. 345 00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:08,400 Because I think most people don't want to let down other 346 00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:10,120 people, but they don't realize they're doing it. 347 00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:15,360 Everyone's SO. Caught up in their own mind and 348 00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:19,560 ego and figuring out all the flaws in themselves because we 349 00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:22,520 all got them. But people are going to let you 350 00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:24,960 down. So if you are presented with an 351 00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:31,000 opportunity to show up for someone, take it, man, Take it. 352 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:35,840 It'll feel good. And I think more people will 353 00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:38,160 show up for you too. You got to give it to get it. 354 00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:43,720 And that's the that's the reality. 355 00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:47,200 I have a lot of people of I don't want to say let me down 356 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:59,160 but but not shown up for me at least at least in my career. 357 00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:06,160 In ways that sometimes they're hard and some of it is the stuff 358 00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:09,480 that I just have to deal with and say like, why did you have 359 00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:11,800 that expectation? But sometimes you're like, damn, 360 00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:15,000 that sucks and you want to and you want to. 361 00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:17,960 When someone doesn't, when someone lets you down, you want 362 00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:20,440 to be like, they're not doing it on purpose. 363 00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:23,720 You want to think like that, but not always. 364 00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:25,680 Sometimes you just got to. Sometimes you just got to have 365 00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:27,840 the negative thoughts, bro. You just got to have them. 366 00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:29,680 You got to have them for a short sweet amount of time. 367 00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:31,520 You got to have the couple friends that you can like. 368 00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:36,280 Just let the poison out and just you just like got to because 369 00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:40,840 because you just got to hit the every look OK, talking shit. 370 00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:42,920 We've talked about this in episodes so many times, but you 371 00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:44,840 know what the coffee starting to hit and I'm starting to get on 372 00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:46,920 the train and just just roll with me. 373 00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:56,760 OK talking shit is not good but. Every now and then you just got 374 00:20:56,760 --> 00:21:00,360 to release the pressure valve a little bit and you got to find 375 00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:02,280 the two or three. It can only be two or three 376 00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:03,240 people. You can't be talking shit to 377 00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:05,280 everyone because then everyone's going to think, Oh my God, this 378 00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:07,200 person is just a, it's just negative all the time. 379 00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:08,920 But you got to find the two to three people. 380 00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:12,000 Who they hate the same people you they hate the same people 381 00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:13,880 and the same things that you hate. 382 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:17,640 And you can just get together and just let the bio, let the 383 00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:23,080 black just let it out, dude. And you're like, yeah, man. 384 00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:26,120 And you know you're being, you know this is bad, but you're 385 00:21:26,120 --> 00:21:28,480 just slitting, letting the valve. 386 00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:32,360 Off of just. A tiny bit that person is a but 387 00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:35,120 the fuck I fucking. I saw the person the other day. 388 00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:39,520 They. Fucking suck dude. 389 00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:41,760 You sound like a child but it's real, dude, it's real. 390 00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:44,080 Oh they suck. They don't deserve that thing. 391 00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:51,800 I'm laughing because I'm laughing because it's real. 392 00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:55,680 And I. Think you guys also get it and 393 00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:58,400 if not, then whatever dude, this is the kind of fucked up I am, 394 00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:02,080 but it's real and we all go through it and and here's the 395 00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:05,680 thing here's the good here's what usually happens when you 396 00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:09,400 let off the steam when you when you hit the pressure valve a 397 00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:13,280 little bit and you let the bile out at the end, you usually 398 00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:15,960 realize. I was being a little bitch. 399 00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:19,360 I was. I was being a little gremlin. 400 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:21,840 And you realize that and then it's gone. 401 00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:24,920 But it but if you just keep it inside and resentment builds and 402 00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:26,640 you're just like, you know, fucking hell, that person like 403 00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:28,440 that. And they looked at me like that, 404 00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:29,360 you know, I think. They can wait. 405 00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:32,920 Yeah, Yeah. Yeah, like, no, you can't have 406 00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:34,920 that. Every now and then you got to 407 00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:45,120 unscrew, stay, suck. And you go fuck, what am I 408 00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:47,680 doing, man? They're fine. 409 00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:53,040 It's all good. That's what you have to do for 410 00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:58,840 real, dude, you got to do that. And you and you, and, and that's 411 00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:03,840 how you really know who your friends are, like the close 412 00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:07,280 friends. And if you're, I've talked about 413 00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:09,480 this so much, so many times, and I'm going to keep talking about 414 00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:10,720 it. Hey, it's my podcast. 415 00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:11,680 I'm going to keep talking about it. 416 00:23:12,120 --> 00:23:16,400 It's all good. You, you, you have to be the 417 00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:20,360 friend. That you can't always be this 418 00:23:20,360 --> 00:23:24,760 friend, but you got to really try to be the friend that is 419 00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:27,920 there for that other friend talking shit and not immediately 420 00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:30,120 play devil's advocate. Cause a lot of times, and I do 421 00:23:30,120 --> 00:23:33,320 this too, you just want to be the contrarian. 422 00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:35,200 I don't know why it's a bad habit. 423 00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:37,120 I have it. Other people do as in my life do 424 00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:38,600 as well. And it pisses me off when they 425 00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:41,320 do it, but I do it to them. So I know that pisses them off 426 00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:42,680 too. So I got to just take a step 427 00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:47,400 back and go, you know, don't throw glass, glass marbles in 428 00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:50,640 the in the tin can house, whatever the fuck the The thing 429 00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:52,400 is. Stones, stones in glass house. 430 00:23:53,360 --> 00:23:56,280 Can't do that. But just sit there and be like, 431 00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:58,880 yeah, bro, that sucks. Yeah, bro, they do kind of suck. 432 00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:01,000 Yeah. Or just just let them just let 433 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:04,840 them let the valve off and then you can go, all right, we done, 434 00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:08,560 we done talking shit. And I go, yeah, you're right. 435 00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:10,640 I'm being up. That's how it goes. 436 00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:13,240 I'm going to clean my glasses. That's how it goes. 437 00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:16,120 And sometimes you can do it on your own. 438 00:24:16,120 --> 00:24:17,680 You can write in your journal, you can do all that. 439 00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:23,840 But every now and then friends sit in a coffee shop or maybe 440 00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:25,280 drinking. I don't really drink, but like 441 00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:29,000 at a bar, just talking shit feels nice. 442 00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:32,960 It's kind of what life is about. Sometimes life is about really 443 00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:34,960 important things, but and that knows that. 444 00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:37,280 And hey, that ties back to that's also showing up. 445 00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:39,720 Showing up for your friend is knowing that they're in a bad 446 00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:41,320 mood or whatever and letting them talk a little bit. 447 00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:43,720 But then at the end being like, OK, man, but like, what can, 448 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,360 what can you do? How are you feeling? 449 00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:49,960 What's going on? Because if they're letting the, 450 00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:52,200 if they're letting the valve off every single day, something 451 00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:54,000 deeper has happened to them. And then you got to have that 452 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,720 conversation. Hey, bro, what the what's, 453 00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:58,360 what's good? Because you, you know, you're 454 00:24:58,360 --> 00:25:01,120 becoming Gremlin. You're you're sprouting horns. 455 00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:02,960 Your skin is turning orange and green. 456 00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:14,080 What's good? But I'm but meanwhile I am 457 00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:18,080 feeding my gut Biome because health aide says follow your gut 458 00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:21,040 and that's what I'm doing. I'm following my gut and is it 459 00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:23,280 bullshit? Probably, but oh just hit the 460 00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:24,640 camera. But. 461 00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:27,800 His long ass legs. But. 462 00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:31,520 Doesn't matter, I feel good. It's it's the we're all doing 463 00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:37,280 the placebo effect anyway. So showing up this week was 464 00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:41,560 good. And I'll finish that off with, 465 00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:47,080 you know what sucks about drunk people? 466 00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:54,440 So like when you're drunk, you'll just say whatever, right? 467 00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:58,600 Drunk people have no filter and the problem with that is that 468 00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:02,160 sometimes there are no filtered comments are right on the money 469 00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:07,440 and they really just hitch to the core guy. 470 00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:12,320 Last night I go to meet one of my best friends last night and 471 00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:16,320 he is with one of his middle school friends and I meet this 472 00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:19,760 guy and I go hey what's up my name is Dylan and before he even 473 00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:22,760 tells me his name he goes. You kind of give him that guy 474 00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:25,600 from the Sonic movies. I'm like, what do you mean he 475 00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:28,240 goes the villain and I'm like, you mean the. 476 00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:30,600 Super. The fat villain with the skinny 477 00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:34,800 legs and the giant moustache. Sorry, sorry. 478 00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:39,880 The bald fat villain with the giant moustache and really 479 00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:42,200 skinny legs. He's like, Yep, that exactly. 480 00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:46,640 And I'm like. OK hey man, I literally just met 481 00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:49,520 you. I know that you're blacked out, 482 00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:54,960 but please don't hit me with something that really hurts 483 00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:59,520 because it's kind of too true. Because I looked it up and he he 484 00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:03,480 was right on the money and it was a bullseye straight to the 485 00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:04,840 heart. It was a headshot. 486 00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:08,880 Clean clean. Freaking split my right down the 487 00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:10,600 middle. 50 caliber head exploded. 488 00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:13,120 Saving Private Ryan right out of the boat. 489 00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:16,120 Poo. Pink and I'm just right through 490 00:27:16,120 --> 00:27:19,360 the helmet. Remember in Saving Private Ryan? 491 00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:21,120 When when? God, that movie. 492 00:27:21,120 --> 00:27:26,120 Is, is, is. Seared into every boy from their 493 00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:30,760 early 2000s brain. Like I actually think about the 494 00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:33,720 I think about the opening scene is Saving Private Ryan. 495 00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:37,000 No joke, Once a week I'm not exaggerating. 496 00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:42,000 And I go thank God that that's not me. 497 00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:45,720 Because number one, I'm older now. 498 00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:47,960 I no longer have main character syndrome. 499 00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:49,640 I have background character syndrome. 500 00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:54,160 So when I watch Saving Private Ryan and I see some guy just get 501 00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:57,880 decapitated by a 50 caliber bullet, and I just see some guy 502 00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:01,960 get decapitated by a 50 caliber, I go, that's me. 503 00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:05,240 The guy who can't even get out of the boat. 504 00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:08,920 He just tries to go over the side and goes and then just 505 00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:11,880 falls into the water. And slowly. 506 00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:17,080 Sinks to his his death I go. That would be me. 507 00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:19,760 I'm not Ryan. I'm not Tom Hanks. 508 00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:23,360 I'm Vin Diesel. Doesn't Vin Diesel's head 509 00:28:23,360 --> 00:28:27,320 explode? No, that's that's someone else. 510 00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:30,800 But remember in in in that scene when they're on the. 511 00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:36,440 Beaches and the There's one guy on the radio, there's, there's a 512 00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:39,400 captain who's talking to a different guy on a radio and he 513 00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:41,680 keeps going back and forth and he's calling out different 514 00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:44,240 locations and different coordinates and the camera pans 515 00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:45,800 with him to talk to someone else. 516 00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:48,680 And then it pans back and the guy's head is gone. 517 00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:53,160 It's just literally missing and just there's just black ash. 518 00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:56,040 Around it. That was me. 519 00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:58,400 When the guy told me that I look like the villain from Sonic the 520 00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:02,560 Hedgehog. I was like drink or it doesn't 521 00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:09,520 even make a noise just like I'm like you got me, you got me or 522 00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:13,520 in Fury same thing happens in Fury there's like 3 tanks and 523 00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:17,760 they're just they're just driving towards other tanks and 524 00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:21,920 they're just shooting giant artillery at each other, which 525 00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:23,120 already is kind. Of like, dude, what? 526 00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:25,280 Do what? What Just try to soar? 527 00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:28,240 I don't know, a little bit of motion. 528 00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:30,920 Can a white boy in a tank then have a little bit of motion? 529 00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:34,160 I need to watch Fury again. That movie is I'm in, I'm in 530 00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:39,120 that era where I'm just like, I want to watch people in in war 531 00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:42,600 just going through it and somehow and like, you know, that 532 00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:45,560 movie's not a happy movie, but somehow as a guy you watch and 533 00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:48,800 you're like, this is good. I would go, I would go through 534 00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:51,920 that. But again, me background 535 00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:54,000 character syndrome. I'm like, I'm the guy in the 536 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:57,720 tank that gets blown up immediately or someone throws A 537 00:29:57,720 --> 00:29:59,040 grenade and they're like. No way. 538 00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:02,960 And then but in it someone they they, they, they should have 539 00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:07,840 artillery piece in the guy who is driving the tank, he just 540 00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:09,920 disappears. Literally just disappears. 541 00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:13,000 Honestly a great way to go out. It sucks for the person seeing 542 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:16,240 it, for the person that happens to you're just like pink, bye 543 00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:21,360 bye, you're gone. Not too bad. 544 00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:28,640 And I'm doing great, by the way. But he said that he really. 545 00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:32,800 I wanted to get mad, but he was so right that I just went. 546 00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:36,200 I mean, I, I, I messed with him a little bit, but I was like, 547 00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:38,400 hey, you know what, dude, you kind of got me. 548 00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:41,720 I, you know, I could turn this around on you and be like, yeah, 549 00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:43,840 well, you're just every blacked out drunk piece of shit 550 00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:45,560 character in a movie. But I'm not going to say that. 551 00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:48,920 I'm not going to do that. You're the guy that doesn't know 552 00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:51,320 how to drink too much and his girlfriend's going to berate him 553 00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:52,760 for being embarrassing at the bar when they get. 554 00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:53,960 Home. But I'm not going to do that, 555 00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:55,080 dude. You see, if we're a good guy, 556 00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:59,120 I'm not going to bring that up. I could attack you for your 557 00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:00,880 looks. But I'm not going to. 558 00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:07,240 OK, because this weekend I'm showing up for people, and that 559 00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:10,520 means I'm showing up for my best friend singing across from me, 560 00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:14,680 and I'm just going to take it and nod and go, OK, He didn't 561 00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:15,760 mean anything about it. He's drunk. 562 00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:17,680 It's all good. But you know. 563 00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:21,400 There's there's a part. Of me kind of wanted to, you 564 00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:32,880 know, I've been watching a lot of vlogs recently and I've been 565 00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:36,400 watching a lot of guys just go to desert islands and try to 566 00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:40,800 survive or like a force in the middle of nowhere. 567 00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:46,600 And I got to tell you, man, I love it. 568 00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:51,320 What is it about being, what is it about guys that they just 569 00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:54,520 want to go to the middle of nowhere and try to survive? 570 00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:58,040 Like what is and, and it's not just me. 571 00:31:58,040 --> 00:32:01,000 There's millions of views on these things, 10s of millions of 572 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,560 views. A guy who's like. 573 00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:08,240 I'm getting dropped off in this island in the middle of nowhere. 574 00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:14,360 All I have is a toothpick and a Tamagotchi from 1995. 575 00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:17,400 Let's see if I can survive for the next 15 days. 576 00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:22,000 I'm here in the middle of the Caribbean. 577 00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:25,640 It is hurricane season. There is a Class 6 hurricane 578 00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:30,760 coming and all I have is a slice of almond cake. 579 00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:35,520 Let's see how long I can survive for, I mean. 580 00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:37,520 If they're if they they could, they'd be like. 581 00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:41,480 Hey guys, I'm currently in the depths of hell. 582 00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:45,360 Behind me is a bunch of demons that are torturing people. 583 00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:50,880 All I have here is an expired Costco membership card. 584 00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:53,920 Let's see how long I can survive with getting tortured in the 585 00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:56,520 lava. Remember to like and subscribe. 586 00:32:56,880 --> 00:33:03,880 Like that's and I would watch it. 587 00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:07,800 I would watch all of those. It's just something about it. 588 00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:10,920 It's this thing of like, it's basically all guys. 589 00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:13,200 Here's what it is. All guys think that they could 590 00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:16,160 survive in the wilderness, but instead of testing themselves, 591 00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:17,480 they just watch some other guy do it. 592 00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:18,880 And I'm like, yeah, that's exactly what I would do. 593 00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:21,480 Oh, yeah, good. That or, or they're like taking 594 00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:22,600 notes. They're like, oh, yeah. 595 00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:23,880 When? Because I think every guy 596 00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:26,080 secretly thinks at one point in his life. 597 00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:30,600 He is going to. Have to survive on a castaway 598 00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:33,960 like situation in some island or just in the middle of the 599 00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:35,680 forest. And so they're watching these 600 00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:37,960 things like taking notes like all right, yeah, I'm going to 601 00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:40,520 have to remember this one day. We're going to have to remember 602 00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:43,080 this from the test. This is how you start a fire. 603 00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:46,640 This is how you bring build. This is how you build a lean to. 604 00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:50,080 Shouldn't drink too many coconuts in one day, I will get 605 00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:53,400 gastrointestinal issues. This is how you spearfish. 606 00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:55,320 This is how you use a Hawaiian sling. 607 00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:58,120 Hawaiian sling in many ways, kind of better. 608 00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:04,120 Oh, oh, I shouldn't eat that fish because it's poisonous. 609 00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:08,440 Oh, limpets. Now I know how to cook limpets. 610 00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:13,120 I should look for limpets, you know. 611 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:15,920 I I truly feel. That and I'm watching it and I 612 00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:18,360 am taking notes. And who knows? 613 00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:22,800 I mean, I'm just going to put myself in that situation, but I 614 00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:25,040 am going to bring, I'm going to bring shit I would never just 615 00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:27,000 like. I mean, listen, I made me a lot 616 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:31,400 of money, obviously. But whenever I'm watching him, 617 00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:34,480 I'm watching this dude Xander Budnick, which is also great 618 00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:39,880 names Xander Budnick and. He's going out there with like 619 00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:44,239 15 things. And I go and, and I'm watching 620 00:34:44,239 --> 00:34:47,120 him do this and I, and I'm, I'm just wondering, I would love to 621 00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:50,320 meet him just to be like, OK, dude, when you're watching this 622 00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:54,040 video, is there not a part of you that's like, God, if no one 623 00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:58,720 watches this, I'm going to be so upset or, or like you're halfway 624 00:34:58,720 --> 00:35:01,520 through and you go like, what the fuck am I doing? 625 00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:06,520 What am I doing right now? I should have gone to law 626 00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:10,400 school. I'm trying to survive in monsoon 627 00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:12,600 season somewhere off the coast of Indonesia. 628 00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:15,880 What? Why? 629 00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:18,480 You're just like, what went wrong? 630 00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:21,720 What went wrong? What did I do? 631 00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:25,720 Wasn't my parents, wasn't my friend in fifth grade. 632 00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:27,480 I did have that bully that one time. 633 00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:29,880 What led me? What led me here? 634 00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:32,000 I mean, I could say the same thing. 635 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:35,200 What led me to talking for? I don't have time to get into 636 00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:38,880 that. But it dude, it's, it's it. 637 00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:41,280 Is fun to watch and it's like weirdly calming too, because 638 00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:42,760 you're because, because you're, because you're watching. 639 00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:45,960 And I'm just like, man, I'm so happy to not be that guy. 640 00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:49,320 I'm really, really so happy to not be on that island. 641 00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:52,960 And instead I'm in my bed. I'm about to read Voltaire. 642 00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:57,640 I'm I'm, I'm going back to my liberal arts type shit and I'm 643 00:35:57,640 --> 00:35:59,560 going to read Voltaire. It's going to be nice. 644 00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:08,560 They have like programs. When we look this up. 645 00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:15,040 They have like programs where you can get dropped off like in 646 00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:16,880 the wilderness. What would I call? 647 00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:21,680 It like survival program? Oh fuck no what would it be? 648 00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:30,520 What would it be called? Like company drop? 649 00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:33,000 Like what? Did he drop you off middle of 650 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:39,200 nowhere? Like let's see is OK. 651 00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:41,720 They they Yeah. AI is like if a company drops 652 00:36:41,720 --> 00:36:42,600 you off in the middle of nowhere. 653 00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:49,040 Prioritize your safety like survival companies. 654 00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:56,080 Vacation like what? Here we go. 655 00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:59,640 Oh wow, OK, found it dude. It's called do castaway survival 656 00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:04,160 vacations on deserted islands. This is what he does, I think. 657 00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:07,920 Is that that's that's to do with the big beard. 658 00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:10,560 What the fuck is his name? Wow. 659 00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:14,240 You know what I'm actually surprised I'm seeing a lot more 660 00:37:14,240 --> 00:37:17,200 non white people doing this. Wow. 661 00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:20,960 I mean the people that they have you guys can't see this, but the 662 00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:24,240 oh, this guy's fully just naked. Jesus Christ. 663 00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:26,880 The three they said just they're just filming this guy naked. 664 00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:28,280 I mean, just put something on him. 665 00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:31,320 Wow. The Robinson Experience, Our 666 00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:33,320 desert islands. The Castaway. 667 00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:38,200 Wait, how much is this? We are a castaway travel company 668 00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:40,240 specialized in the holidays and experiences in remote desert 669 00:37:40,240 --> 00:37:42,800 islands around the planet. Do Castaways offers you do 670 00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:46,520 castaways a unique experience unknown until now on a real 671 00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:49,600 uninhabited island. Two types of deserted island, 672 00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:56,240 survival and comfort. You can survival mode or offers 673 00:37:56,240 --> 00:38:00,720 comfort mode. OK, what's the OK, let's see 674 00:38:00,720 --> 00:38:03,600 what let's do What's comfort mode? 675 00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:08,840 How much is it? Philippines marooning basic 676 00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:11,320 bamboo cottage with a kitchen and bathroom located on a 677 00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:12,800 private beach of a deserted island. 678 00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:17,400 It's a it's $100 a night. That's OK Blue Lagoon, 679 00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:20,960 Indonesia, $200 a night pro own private island. 680 00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:24,160 Interesting. Polynesia. 681 00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:25,680 I do. OK, this is actually looks kind 682 00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:28,480 of fucking sick. You're legit in the middle of 683 00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:33,600 nowhere. OK, OK, this is. 684 00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:37,080 Whatever this is like this is just basically Airbnb. 685 00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:41,520 But what's the let's go to the the survival mode. 686 00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:49,080 Bro $200 How is it going to cost you more to go to survival mode? 687 00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:50,920 One of the most popular desert islands. 688 00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:52,640 Our team will be standing by the nearest island in case of 689 00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:54,680 emergencies. What the fuck? 690 00:38:55,320 --> 00:39:00,720 Wow. OK, this is man, I don't want to 691 00:39:00,720 --> 00:39:02,600 be the person that's like this is some white people shit. 692 00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:05,360 You know, like people on TikTok say that, but this kind of is 693 00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:08,920 the the castaway will stay with a guard at the only entrance of 694 00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:13,080 the island. Wow, this is wild. 695 00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:16,600 And you know what's even worse? I I. 696 00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:17,720 Totally. Kind of. 697 00:39:17,720 --> 00:39:21,640 I like, kind of want to do it. The fuck is wrong with me, dude? 698 00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:22,440 Actually, you know what? This. 699 00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:26,080 Fuck it, fuck it. Our castaway clients. 700 00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:32,440 Let's see our heroes, dude. In the last 10 years, company 701 00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:37,320 has helped more than 800 people. That's not as many as I thought 702 00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:40,680 it would be. 90% are from North America and Europe. 703 00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:49,440 Yeah, I'd say so. Wow, that's what I mean. 704 00:39:50,240 --> 00:39:54,360 It's still a lot dude. Imagine paying like $1000 to go 705 00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:59,080 to and there's no like nothing. And I'm going to do it. 706 00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:00,480 I'll probably do it next year. Yeah. 707 00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:03,160 And hey guys, you know what if, if, and guess what if they were 708 00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:05,640 like. Dude, if they just. 709 00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:09,840 Paid for the island. I would probably go this is and 710 00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:15,800 this is the mental illness of me and it's OK, that's all right. 711 00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:19,760 Do castaway the fact that someone thought this was a thing 712 00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:23,000 and they have a full ass website and are making enough money. 713 00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:27,840 Is OK, Hold on. Here's survival 24/7. 714 00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:30,880 OK, there's dew castaway. There's desert island survival. 715 00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:38,960 Survival 24/7. Let's look at this one, $2500. 716 00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:43,520 Yeah. I mean, that's how many days. 717 00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:47,040 A condensed core. How how long is it to go with 718 00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:49,400 the local instructor put some scare handling experience with 719 00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:51,080 both floor and fauna. Amazon rainforest. 720 00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:55,000 Yeah, but like, how long is it? No. 721 00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:57,280 What's? Oh Jesus, it's 9 days. 722 00:40:57,760 --> 00:41:01,760 And you get meals, OK, And you get flights, OK. 723 00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:04,560 All right, well. There's a lot. 724 00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:06,160 You know what there's? Something for everyone. 725 00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:07,360 That's what's that's what's cool. 726 00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:12,600 It's there's really is something for everyone as this podcast is, 727 00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:15,120 but it it should be something for a lot, a lot of everyone, 728 00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:22,640 not just a a few of everyone. You know, I'm going to do 2. 729 00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:23,640 I'm going to. I'm going. 730 00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:27,240 To go do castaway in the next year, 100% everyone wants to go 731 00:41:27,240 --> 00:41:31,120 to a forest. I was watching that watch that 732 00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:33,920 vlog and then, hey, let's, let's watch what what happened with 733 00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:37,520 this guy that just passed out during Trump's speech. 734 00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:43,200 Let's watch this. Can you? 735 00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:47,680 No, not. OK. 736 00:41:47,720 --> 00:41:56,080 Wait, hold on. OK, wait actually OK, so before 737 00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:59,880 this is OK, I need I need to screen record this so I can have 738 00:41:59,880 --> 00:42:04,280 it on the YouTube let's do screen recording. 739 00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:12,800 Yeah, great. Cool bro do. 740 00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:15,840 You guys know how this? Who? 741 00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:17,640 Who is? Oh yeah, my Lord. 742 00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:19,080 Hair done. Relic Rhymes. 743 00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:24,640 Have you guys seen this guy? You calling me my Lord, My Lord 744 00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:26,720 drift down in designer and some shit you can't afford you're. 745 00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:29,080 Broke walk down with my OK this is. 746 00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:33,320 The guy that's dressed up like, the guy that's dressed up like 747 00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:35,800 Lord Farquaad. Now, when I first saw him 748 00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:39,600 online, at first I was like, this guy is just doing another, 749 00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:44,480 just another viral whatever thing, right? 750 00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:49,400 And then he kept at it. It's kind of funny. 751 00:42:49,720 --> 00:42:55,320 But now that he raps and he's in his is still doing it in first 752 00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:58,920 of all, he's, you know, in a a wife are some people calling it 753 00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:00,160 wife lovers instead of wife beaters? 754 00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:02,240 Whatever. He's in a tank top, white tank 755 00:43:02,240 --> 00:43:07,600 top, you know what I'm saying? And he's got the Lord Farquaad 756 00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:11,960 hair and he's honestly kind of good. 757 00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:14,760 Relic Rhymes. OK, his name is Relic Rhymes. 758 00:43:15,720 --> 00:43:17,880 So funny though the caption Relic runs popped out to the 759 00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:20,480 station and went dumb with his in studio perfume. 760 00:43:20,720 --> 00:43:23,560 My Lord. In parentheses, hair done. 761 00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:25,360 You're too. Broke to go to war. 762 00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:28,240 FN on my body. You know what the fuck? 763 00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:29,600 Is for. I mean, there's. 764 00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:32,160 Not that you're there's, there's there's definitely not an FN. 765 00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:36,520 Also, isn't is FN a gun? I got to be real with you guys. 766 00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:37,600 I hear it all the time. I don't know. 767 00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:39,440 It is a gun, right? OK. 768 00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:41,400 Oh it's literally just FN America. 769 00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:44,240 It's the firearms. Don't know FN her style, a 770 00:43:44,240 --> 00:43:53,520 fabric nationale, her style. It's just a it's a little legit. 771 00:43:53,520 --> 00:44:00,040 Just it's just a pistol. OK, I thought it was I thought 772 00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:04,320 it was a different because because future talks about OK 773 00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:08,080 FN, the FN bullets go through domes. 774 00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:12,600 Is that a different FN bullet? Let's see. 775 00:44:13,120 --> 00:44:16,080 OK, is the FN bullet different? There we go. 776 00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:19,680 FN bullet refers to the FN 5.7 by 28 cartridge, a high velocity 777 00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:23,440 around developed by FN Herstal or the Full Metal Jacket. 778 00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:25,520 I think he's talking about Full Metal Jacket. 779 00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:30,640 OK, but the FN on my on my on my hip. 780 00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:32,160 You don't have an FN on your head, bro. 781 00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:34,200 Look at you. You're 55 and you're just like 782 00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:35,560 for Farquaad. But maybe you do. 783 00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:39,880 I just. Got my head done, bitch said. 784 00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:41,840 I got my head. Done and the hair looks fired. 785 00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:54,160 Oh, OK, yeah. OK. 786 00:44:54,200 --> 00:45:04,560 And what happened with it? You know, the world is so stupid 787 00:45:04,720 --> 00:45:08,840 that I'm I'm I love this. I used to be like this is wack. 788 00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:13,120 But he's got a thing and he always has the hair on and it 789 00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:15,320 has to be a wig. But. 790 00:45:16,040 --> 00:45:22,320 He, he, he is, he dressed up as Dora the Explorer. 791 00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:25,600 That's cool. He is going for it. 792 00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:29,160 And and you know, in in this world now I I can only just I 793 00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:34,360 can only just salute you. I salute you, bud, get after it. 794 00:45:35,240 --> 00:45:38,280 What are you going to? It could be worse. 795 00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:42,560 He has merch. His merch is really fuck. 796 00:45:43,240 --> 00:45:46,640 What's does he have anything with the relic? 797 00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:48,320 And now see, dude, here's the problem. 798 00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:54,400 I saw relic in real life. Most people you got to make 799 00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:57,560 merch with the hair, like more of it with the hair. 800 00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:01,400 It is a gift. And a curse though, like being 801 00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:04,840 one of those people that's known for your look in the in the 802 00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:10,120 arts, because he's going to have to just be like that for the 803 00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:13,240 rest of his life. You can't really, you can't 804 00:46:13,240 --> 00:46:20,240 really pivot as a Lord Farquaad guy and then just go, well, now 805 00:46:20,240 --> 00:46:23,160 I'm just a normal rapper. I don't think so, man. 806 00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:24,520 It's not really. It's not going to work. 807 00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:29,360 Unfortunately it's not going to work so I don't know what to 808 00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:35,080 tell. I bet that was it was pretty 809 00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:37,360 fire. Oh yeah, let's let's end with 810 00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:39,920 what happened with this guy fainting guy faints Trump. 811 00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:48,440 Guy like a guest collapses near Trump and someone said it was a 812 00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:51,600 A. Of course the video is Trump 813 00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:53,720 looking at the camera and the guy's just passed out behind him 814 00:46:53,720 --> 00:46:55,880 and he doesn't give a shit. We're not getting political, 815 00:46:55,880 --> 00:47:02,640 though. Let's see who it was the man was 816 00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:05,280 at the event for the president's announcement of his weight loss 817 00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:09,880 drug cost reduction. I mean these pictures are so 818 00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:13,600 funny. You got to watch the YouTube for 819 00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:19,560 these pictures. Trump is just like look at this, 820 00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:22,360 he looks he could not care less. Guy's dead. 821 00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:23,520 In front of them. Oh shit. 822 00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:25,800 Oh I hope he doesn't shit. All over the I. 823 00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:27,840 I hope he doesn't. I hope he does Not bleeding. 824 00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:31,080 Can we make sure he doesn't give you to mess up the rug? 825 00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:36,160 Wow. And then this one crazy guy does 826 00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:39,240 not give a guy does not care. I mean the, I mean the. 827 00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:41,960 OK, who did this? ABC News yeah, ABC News is, is 828 00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:44,480 is doing him a little dirty, but he's did still make these. 829 00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:46,480 But I guess what are you supposed to do? 830 00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:50,720 Like, just like, just a thumbs up. 831 00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:53,200 Just try to give him mouth to mouth. 832 00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:56,040 That would be fire. That would be fire if Trump like 833 00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:57,760 dropped down and was like, please, please, no. 834 00:48:04,270 --> 00:48:07,430 Here's the David David Rick's Eli Lilly chair. 835 00:48:08,430 --> 00:48:10,670 If you've ever been to the Oval Office, you stand a long time 836 00:48:10,670 --> 00:48:12,510 and it's warm. I'm pleased to say the White 837 00:48:12,510 --> 00:48:13,750 House medical staff did a great job. 838 00:48:13,910 --> 00:48:22,630 This is a ChatGPT. You stand a long time and it's 839 00:48:22,630 --> 00:48:24,150 warm. What? 840 00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:28,640 How is that an excuse? In April, Dr. Oz was cut short 841 00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:30,440 after his granddaughter appeared to pass out. 842 00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:38,240 Oh said that the man he represented one of the people in 843 00:48:38,240 --> 00:48:42,400 the can I not can we not watch this? 844 00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:50,720 I I got to watch this is like, OK, come on, stupid ass. 845 00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:54,480 OK, ABC, we. Negotiate it to lower the cost. 846 00:48:55,160 --> 00:48:56,960 Why is there music? Behind is at the White House. 847 00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:57,880 I mean, sources tell Zeph found it. 848 00:48:57,880 --> 00:49:01,880 And. It's well, it's not going to 849 00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:04,480 show it, is it? This is so annoying I. 850 00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:07,280 Hate it when man. Collapses. 851 00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:10,800 I have to go to Access Hollywood to actually see it is a meal. 852 00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:12,480 We're talking, OK, I don't want to listen to a Pandora 853 00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:15,360 commercial, but I have to go to Access Hollywood to see it 854 00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:16,800 instead of going to ABC, you know, see this. 855 00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:18,360 Is why the whole fake news thing is kind of real. 856 00:49:19,240 --> 00:49:22,240 It's like, guys, you're not helping yourself, you're doing 857 00:49:22,240 --> 00:49:24,320 click bait. God damn it. 858 00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:28,280 OK, here we go. OK, so this guy right here, it 859 00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:30,960 looks like Jerome Powell, but I I think that's Doctor Oz. 860 00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:33,080 That's crazy that that's what he looks like. 861 00:49:34,360 --> 00:49:35,720 Dude does not look. Turkish at all? 862 00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:41,800 Oh. Dude's gone. 863 00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:46,000 He just literally a man. Collapsed. 864 00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:48,160 It's funny. He did it right after Trump's 865 00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:50,960 like, and the drug is going to be $2.00. 866 00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:56,200 He's like, oh. He's like, it's like all my 867 00:49:56,200 --> 00:49:59,080 stock that I've insider traded is now going to go down. 868 00:49:59,960 --> 00:50:02,920 Yeah, what happened? Like what happened? 869 00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:06,440 It's just so funny about his. Company, you OK when suddenly a 870 00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:09,680 man who has yet to be identified started stumbling before slowly? 871 00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:13,400 Collapsing to the floor. Oh my God, I don't need to hear 872 00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:18,240 you talk about this, but dude, Trump it. 873 00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:19,480 OK? Actually, you know what? 874 00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:22,360 I'll, I'll give it to him. The pictures were not as good. 875 00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:24,640 Trump Elise gets out of his seat. 876 00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:26,720 Let's let's see OK, here's a different angle we've. 877 00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:29,640 Been advancing. Science and creating and starts 878 00:50:29,640 --> 00:50:32,240 to go right Yep, there it is there we go. 879 00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:35,640 So you can see you're watching. Oh, let's watch from this angle. 880 00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:39,920 So the guy's going in America so bored. 881 00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:43,160 He's so bored realizing how much money he's going to lose and 882 00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:44,880 right there he goes. Oh, he takes his step forward. 883 00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:46,480 He's oh, I'm about to lose so much money today. 884 00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:51,240 We Oh, you OK? You OK? 885 00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:54,600 You bet, Gordon you're fucking this up for me. 886 00:50:54,920 --> 00:50:58,840 Gordon, you OK? He just he's he. 887 00:50:58,840 --> 00:51:02,000 Was he? Looks like his face is melting. 888 00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:05,360 Creating high value jobs. He tries to stop himself. 889 00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:07,760 It's. Not going to happen. 890 00:51:09,240 --> 00:51:10,560 Hey, we. Oh shit. 891 00:51:12,720 --> 00:51:14,800 You. OK. 892 00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:17,760 Gordon, you OK? Oh, OK, Trump. 893 00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:21,320 You know what? I'll give it to him. 894 00:51:22,360 --> 00:51:26,880 Trump gets out of his seat, he gets he gets up pretty spry. 895 00:51:28,240 --> 00:51:30,480 No, let's let's be real. I hate the guy, but still pretty 896 00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:32,760 spry. But then he kind of. 897 00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:34,360 Just watches him die on the ground. 898 00:51:34,440 --> 00:51:39,680 So, Gordon, you OK? Do you imagine that white? 899 00:51:40,040 --> 00:51:40,840 House. Employees. 900 00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:43,600 Oh my God, dude, the guys. Like like area? 901 00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:45,640 And move them into the White House. 902 00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:48,080 Oh, they lifted his legs up. Oh my God, they put him in a 903 00:51:48,240 --> 00:51:51,400 change your diaper position. That's rough, dude. 904 00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:53,960 That's really rough. At least he's old. 905 00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:58,680 Because if this happens. To you when you're under 50, 906 00:51:59,680 --> 00:52:01,600 that's that's really embarrassing. 907 00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:03,640 I just love the. Gordon, you OK? 908 00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:08,600 Creating high value jobs. But he accepts. 909 00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:12,600 OK, So he's like starting to fall forward and that today we 910 00:52:15,960 --> 00:52:16,760 are you. OK, Gordon, you. 911 00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:18,800 OK, Gordon. Hey, what are we, Gordon? 912 00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:20,440 Gordon, come on. Please. 913 00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:22,760 Gordon. Hey, right here. 914 00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:25,560 Come on. He gives him a little treat. 915 00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:27,880 Gordon, Come on. Come on. 916 00:52:27,880 --> 00:52:30,040 Gordon, We talked about this. We told you to drink water 917 00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:31,360 before. You know, that happened to one 918 00:52:31,360 --> 00:52:34,440 of my that happened actually at a wedding when when I was 919 00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:37,280 officiating the wedding. One of the best men just. 920 00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:41,640 I guess locked his knees and passed out. 921 00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:45,840 Why does locking? I've always heard locking your 922 00:52:45,840 --> 00:52:49,360 knees can lead you passing out and I'm going to be real. 923 00:52:49,560 --> 00:52:53,520 I've never believed it, but I I know it's a thing. 924 00:52:55,160 --> 00:52:57,960 The decrease in blood flow to the brain, your leg muscles 925 00:52:57,960 --> 00:52:59,600 become immobile. This prevents the muscle from 926 00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:01,800 pumping blood back up to the heart, causing blood to pool in 927 00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:03,560 the lower extremities. As a result, there's there's 928 00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:05,440 less blood returning the brain, which can lead to a drop in 929 00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:09,560 blood pressure and fading. I just like who? 930 00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:13,000 Also who locks their knees when they're standing? 931 00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:17,280 It hurts, right? Is it just me I've? 932 00:53:17,280 --> 00:53:19,960 Never I've never fainted from that I've fainted from getting 933 00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:22,520 up too fast. Well, not like like almost 934 00:53:22,520 --> 00:53:24,160 fainted. Your your eyes start to go like 935 00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:27,480 like and it really kind of feels good. 936 00:53:27,480 --> 00:53:29,560 You want to just be like take Jesus, take the wheel. 937 00:53:30,280 --> 00:53:32,840 You do kind of want to just be like you know time to sleep for 938 00:53:32,840 --> 00:53:36,560 a little bit sleeping from a faint must be like this. 939 00:53:36,560 --> 00:53:39,240 The sleep from AI know it's not long. 940 00:53:39,240 --> 00:53:42,160 It's only like a minute, but that must be a really deep 941 00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:44,600 sleep. You just fall. 942 00:53:44,600 --> 00:53:46,080 You're just like, oh. My God. 943 00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:48,800 Yeah, that's got to be really nice. 944 00:53:55,160 --> 00:53:59,280 So embarrassing live news. So embarrassing to have that 945 00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:03,520 happen. OK, let's end real quick with 946 00:54:03,960 --> 00:54:06,320 we, we got a, we got a, we got another text message today, 947 00:54:06,840 --> 00:54:09,480 Google Voice. I don't think there's anything 948 00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:11,280 else for us to follow up on from last week. 949 00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:15,680 And the only other thing I want to talk about was let's see, no, 950 00:54:15,680 --> 00:54:17,400 wait a SEC. Now that we'll talk about Disney 951 00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:19,240 rational 1 of the time that, that, that that's Evergreen. 952 00:54:19,240 --> 00:54:21,920 We talked about the we talked about what's his name something 953 00:54:21,920 --> 00:54:23,160 Relic. Rusty Relic. 954 00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:26,040 I was, I was just looking at him. 955 00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:27,800 Right. Relic. 956 00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:30,520 Yeah. Dude, it's fire. 957 00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:35,600 Dude, it's 100% fire. Let's go to Google Voice. 958 00:54:36,680 --> 00:54:44,840 Remember 56947566 No 347 566-9741 Remember to hit the 959 00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:47,320 hotline, hit the hotline, get some advice. 960 00:54:47,680 --> 00:54:55,640 You heard what happened with that dude with his the dude with 961 00:54:55,640 --> 00:54:59,760 his what was it? The God, what am I saying bro? 962 00:54:59,760 --> 00:55:02,960 I just completely lost it. The dude who would kiss the 963 00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:10,400 other guy so he remember he, I was reading it and I was like, 964 00:55:10,960 --> 00:55:12,920 bro, there's no way this is real. 965 00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:15,680 It is. He was like, Yep. 966 00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:17,680 They just announced that one of them was pregnant and they're 967 00:55:17,680 --> 00:55:18,680 like 28. I thought they were. 968 00:55:18,680 --> 00:55:19,760 I thought they were a lot younger. 969 00:55:20,360 --> 00:55:24,120 So I mean, I hope that guy gets better. 970 00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:31,280 What we we got a call in from North Carolina. 971 00:55:31,280 --> 00:55:34,320 She goes I was recently invited as a + 1 to a surprise for my 972 00:55:34,320 --> 00:55:37,320 boyfriend's Co worker. The workplace is pretty close 973 00:55:37,320 --> 00:55:39,360 knit and they all go out together frequently, so I've met 974 00:55:39,360 --> 00:55:41,040 the friend group several times throughout the past year. 975 00:55:41,400 --> 00:55:44,720 The party was hosted at the birthday person situation ships 976 00:55:44,760 --> 00:55:49,640 apartment birthday OK already. Why? 977 00:55:50,560 --> 00:55:54,160 If you're a situation ship, you shouldn't be OK now he OK. 978 00:55:54,160 --> 00:55:58,280 Here's what that says to me. The girl in the situation ship. 979 00:55:58,640 --> 00:56:01,000 Wait hold on. Just my boyfriend's coworker? 980 00:56:01,280 --> 00:56:03,000 I'm guessing the boyfriend's coworker is a guy. 981 00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:10,880 I think because the party was hosted at the birthday person 982 00:56:10,880 --> 00:56:14,640 situation ships apartment. If you're hosting a party for 983 00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:19,520 someone's birthday, you're no longer in a situation ship full 984 00:56:19,520 --> 00:56:23,280 stop. Shit is it's getting real then 985 00:56:23,560 --> 00:56:29,480 it is not a situation ship. But that how so? 986 00:56:30,080 --> 00:56:32,200 My boyfriend and I got there early while the core group of 987 00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:35,880 friends in charge of setting up the surprise was finishing up. 988 00:56:35,880 --> 00:56:38,880 Someone suggested that we put on a YouTube video for Ambience and 989 00:56:38,880 --> 00:56:41,720 the first ad. But like what YouTube video, you 990 00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:48,760 know, Cafe Cafe jazz in the background and it has a little 991 00:56:48,760 --> 00:56:51,920 coffee cup with like the the fake steam slowly coming up from 992 00:56:51,920 --> 00:56:53,920 it and then a cat purring. You guys ever watch those? 993 00:56:54,040 --> 00:56:56,560 Sometimes I would put those on late at night and it's just and 994 00:56:56,560 --> 00:56:58,960 you can tell it's just being looped over and over again, but 995 00:56:58,960 --> 00:57:01,840 you're still like anything's better than the hell hole of the 996 00:57:01,840 --> 00:57:05,280 city that I'm living in. Someone suggested that we put on 997 00:57:05,280 --> 00:57:09,320 a YouTube video on for ambiance and the first ad that popped up 998 00:57:09,320 --> 00:57:10,960 of this dude's apartment was for Blue Chew. 999 00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:14,000 The TV blaring out weak erections said the shockwave of 1000 00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:16,680 silence of the apartment and everyone did their best to not 1001 00:57:16,680 --> 00:57:20,920 cackle. Well that is sad, especially 1002 00:57:20,920 --> 00:57:24,640 because most ads are targeted for you so. 1003 00:57:26,760 --> 00:57:30,160 We know that guy's having issues sometimes, which I'm not. 1004 00:57:31,040 --> 00:57:35,200 I'm definitely as a as a consistent user of blue chew 1005 00:57:35,200 --> 00:57:38,040 every now and then I've used it and I've enjoyed it and I've 1006 00:57:38,040 --> 00:57:39,720 gotten many headaches after using it. 1007 00:57:40,960 --> 00:57:46,400 No shame. But you do have to be searching 1008 00:57:46,400 --> 00:57:49,560 something how how to make my Dick work on YouTube for like 1009 00:57:50,360 --> 00:57:55,320 for blue chew to be sent to you. That's so interesting. 1010 00:57:55,720 --> 00:57:57,800 That sucks, dude. That's so embarrassing, 1011 00:57:58,480 --> 00:58:01,240 especially because I feel like if you're getting blue chew, if 1012 00:58:01,240 --> 00:58:04,440 you're like getting blue chew ads and you're using blue chew, 1013 00:58:04,640 --> 00:58:07,200 you're probably single because you're going out. 1014 00:58:07,200 --> 00:58:09,600 You're you know, you want to have that just in case the 1015 00:58:09,600 --> 00:58:11,920 breaking case of emergency. I'm I'm out with someone new, 1016 00:58:12,280 --> 00:58:14,680 got to make sure I perform and I think that's how a lot of guys 1017 00:58:14,680 --> 00:58:15,880 think about it. That's how I thought about it. 1018 00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:20,080 And so you're at a situationship apartment and if your situation 1019 00:58:20,080 --> 00:58:24,320 ship, they're probably hooking up consistently and he might not 1020 00:58:24,320 --> 00:58:27,360 need it with her. So then in her mind, she's like, 1021 00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:32,360 who is he using? Oh, wait, hold on a second. 1022 00:58:33,840 --> 00:58:38,200 Is it the dudes apartment? Oh, the birthday person 1023 00:58:38,200 --> 00:58:44,360 situation ships apartment. So OK, doesn't matter. 1024 00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:47,960 So it could be a girl or the the the person whose birthday is 1025 00:58:47,960 --> 00:58:48,880 what? Because it could be a girl or 1026 00:58:48,880 --> 00:58:51,560 guy doesn't matter. But what I'm saying is that the 1027 00:58:51,560 --> 00:58:56,240 person whose birthday it is, oh, but they didn't have to see. 1028 00:58:56,240 --> 00:58:58,040 OK, see, I'm figuring this all in time. 1029 00:58:58,520 --> 00:59:00,960 So luckily here's here's what's good about this. 1030 00:59:01,280 --> 00:59:05,240 The person who would have been most uncomfortable about this 1031 00:59:06,680 --> 00:59:11,120 didn't get to see the blue the blue chew commercial, even 1032 00:59:11,120 --> 00:59:13,080 though if there's they're hanging out at the situation. 1033 00:59:13,080 --> 00:59:16,400 She has a place a lot and they're watching YouTube, which 1034 00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:18,000 they may they may or may not be, I don't know. 1035 00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:19,840 They're probably just watching Netflix, but they might watch 1036 00:59:19,840 --> 00:59:21,520 YouTube. They might be watching outdoor 1037 00:59:21,520 --> 00:59:23,480 boys. If they're seeing this, they're 1038 00:59:23,480 --> 00:59:25,520 going OK, Who else are you hooking up with that you need 1039 00:59:25,520 --> 00:59:28,400 the blue chew? Because Google knows all it 1040 00:59:28,400 --> 00:59:30,560 knows your order in blue chew or use in Roman or something. 1041 00:59:30,680 --> 00:59:31,480 Who else are you hooking up with? 1042 00:59:31,480 --> 00:59:34,240 Because I know you're not using it for me because the other 1043 00:59:34,280 --> 00:59:36,880 other night you said it, it happened because you were tired. 1044 00:59:36,880 --> 00:59:39,280 We could do it in the morning. So who's this for? 1045 00:59:40,640 --> 00:59:43,720 But then all the friends are seeing that and they're like, 1046 00:59:43,720 --> 00:59:48,640 damn, homie has homie has trouble getting it up and homie 1047 00:59:48,640 --> 00:59:52,120 is also in the streets because that's what that mean. 1048 00:59:52,120 --> 00:59:53,520 That would that's what that would mean to me. 1049 00:59:53,720 --> 00:59:56,280 This dude is getting after it. That's what I think when I see a 1050 00:59:56,280 --> 00:59:59,400 Bluetooth when I see a blue chew commercial. 1051 01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:03,360 Damn RIP. RIP. 1052 01:00:03,360 --> 01:00:04,520 Hopefully they didn't say anything you. 1053 01:00:04,520 --> 01:00:05,840 Just got to keep that shit to yourself. 1054 01:00:05,840 --> 01:00:08,000 Just keep the shit, Don't tell the situation shit, don't tell 1055 01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:09,120 anyone. Just keep it to yourself. 1056 01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:15,080 And maybe maybe, maybe you can try to make a. 1057 01:00:15,080 --> 01:00:17,880 Joke and be like. It's crazy I get the same 1058 01:00:17,880 --> 01:00:20,440 commercials as you. That's wow. 1059 01:00:20,600 --> 01:00:22,440 I mean, they must be sending them to anyone because I get 1060 01:00:22,440 --> 01:00:24,760 those same commercials and I I sure as hell don't need it. 1061 01:00:25,760 --> 01:00:28,320 Wow. Just be like. 1062 01:00:28,640 --> 01:00:30,320 Well, we know someone's Dick is hard. 1063 01:00:32,880 --> 01:00:36,280 Hey, who needs a coat rack when he's taking blue chew and his 1064 01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:40,240 cock's so hard? So pull it out right now and see 1065 01:00:40,240 --> 01:00:42,720 how hard it is. Does it work? 1066 01:00:43,200 --> 01:00:45,760 Because also that's the thing when someone when a guy finds 1067 01:00:45,760 --> 01:00:48,920 out that you take blue chew then. 1068 01:00:49,520 --> 01:00:51,800 Or are you taking any kind of performance enhancing drug, any 1069 01:00:51,800 --> 01:00:57,080 kind of sexual EDED drug, When it gets quiet, he'll come up to 1070 01:00:57,080 --> 01:00:59,760 you and be like, hey man, by the way, like do you have any extra? 1071 01:01:00,920 --> 01:01:02,920 And I don't need it but like I wanted. 1072 01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:04,680 To try if you don't get any extra. 1073 01:01:05,360 --> 01:01:08,400 By the way, like I definitely don't need it, but like do you 1074 01:01:08,400 --> 01:01:10,480 like do you like using blue shoe? 1075 01:01:11,760 --> 01:01:14,880 I I wouldn't, I wouldn't need. I've never had an issue, but 1076 01:01:14,880 --> 01:01:18,480 like sometimes I thought like, maybe I could, I could, I could 1077 01:01:18,480 --> 01:01:21,600 get harder and like, maybe like I maybe I thought like I could 1078 01:01:21,600 --> 01:01:23,680 get, I could have even less of an issue. 1079 01:01:24,200 --> 01:01:30,440 So like you got any extra, you got a hookup, you got a coupon 1080 01:01:30,440 --> 01:01:34,840 code. Always all my friends, basically 1081 01:01:34,840 --> 01:01:37,360 every single one of them was like, yo, you have any extra? 1082 01:01:37,360 --> 01:01:39,400 Let me try Just I just want to know. 1083 01:01:39,680 --> 01:01:43,960 It's like, it's OK, dude, you had five Ipas the other night 1084 01:01:43,960 --> 01:01:47,360 and your your shit was overcoat linguine. 1085 01:01:47,360 --> 01:01:49,000 It's all good. And it happens to all of us. 1086 01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:51,800 Well, it happens to about half of us. 1087 01:01:53,880 --> 01:01:56,160 I'm actually probably less than half of us in the population. 1088 01:01:56,160 --> 01:01:59,040 There's only half of the population's men and it doesn't 1089 01:01:59,040 --> 01:02:01,120 happen to all of them. Some dudes are just one of my 1090 01:02:01,120 --> 01:02:04,480 friends is like, Oh my God, this guy's going to be horny for the 1091 01:02:04,480 --> 01:02:05,600 rest of his life. You know, there's some guys 1092 01:02:05,600 --> 01:02:07,480 where you're just like, oh, you're never going to stop being 1093 01:02:07,480 --> 01:02:09,360 a horny dude. And that's honestly, that's sad. 1094 01:02:09,880 --> 01:02:11,640 That sucks. You're just going to be like 1095 01:02:11,640 --> 01:02:14,720 that forever. You ever met a horny 74 year 1096 01:02:14,720 --> 01:02:17,120 old? You're like, dude, put it away. 1097 01:02:17,920 --> 01:02:19,480 You're not supposed to be doing this. 1098 01:02:20,920 --> 01:02:23,280 Take your grandkids to Disneyland. 1099 01:02:24,040 --> 01:02:26,720 Don't be a. Creep, but some of them can't. 1100 01:02:27,520 --> 01:02:29,480 They can't help it. And that's a sad it's a sad 1101 01:02:29,480 --> 01:02:33,000 life. Anyway, thanks for thanks for 1102 01:02:33,360 --> 01:02:36,400 sending that in North Carolina and I hope. 1103 01:02:36,400 --> 01:02:38,080 You guys, I hope you guys enjoyed. 1104 01:02:38,280 --> 01:02:40,560 Your little break from consciousness and your little 1105 01:02:40,560 --> 01:02:45,880 break from reality with this, be sure to, like I said, rate and 1106 01:02:45,880 --> 01:02:50,240 review, subscribe on YouTube, send in some advice, questions, 1107 01:02:50,480 --> 01:02:53,520 and I'm just overall, let's keep the show going, Let's keep it 1108 01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:56,200 up, let's keep it growing. It'll be a good time. 1109 01:02:56,840 --> 01:02:58,040 I will. Talk to you. 1110 01:02:58,040 --> 01:03:01,200 Guys, next week remember to show up for your friends, man. 1111 01:03:02,520 --> 01:03:05,760 Remember, it feels good and it's how you keep relationships 1112 01:03:05,760 --> 01:03:09,720 around and it's how you make this life worth living, OK? 1113 01:03:10,320 --> 01:03:12,280 Have a good week. Bye.