1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:03,960 Turn the TV out, turn the TV up, turn the TV out, turn the TV 2 00:00:03,960 --> 00:00:08,680 off. Mustard maybe acting bad, but 3 00:00:08,680 --> 00:00:11,560 somebody got to do it. Hey guys, welcome back to 4 00:00:11,560 --> 00:00:14,680 anyway. So maybe going to start calling 5 00:00:14,680 --> 00:00:16,760 it touching grass because I really like doing it outside. 6 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:20,560 But we're inside today. We're inside today. 7 00:00:21,040 --> 00:00:22,920 I got the headphones on because we're going to listen to some 8 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:29,960 calls real quick, 347-566-9741. That's the hotline call. 9 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:35,120 Ask for some advice. Tell us a cute little story, you 10 00:00:35,120 --> 00:00:38,480 know, just say hi. I don't know, but make it 11 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:40,120 something you think I can talk about. 12 00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:43,160 Thank you guys for tuning back in. 13 00:00:43,160 --> 00:00:47,080 I hope you're doing well. I got the, I got the, the sound 14 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:49,440 mixer board on. So the gain is up high and you 15 00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:54,760 know, it sounds, it sounds good. I'm going to get some new 16 00:00:54,760 --> 00:00:57,400 equipment so I can start recording outside more. 17 00:00:57,400 --> 00:01:01,480 I like recording outside. I do feel like my mind wanders a 18 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:06,640 bit more, which is good. And it's more, you know, it's 19 00:01:06,640 --> 00:01:08,480 more interesting for me and for you guys. 20 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:11,640 Someone someone sent me a YouTube. 21 00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:13,520 Oh, that's that's the guy that keeps sending. 22 00:01:15,480 --> 00:01:18,200 Yeah, bro, I'm not going to. Oh, wow. 23 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:19,800 There's another text message from him. 24 00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:22,880 You're a dusty thief for taking my baby bike. 25 00:01:22,880 --> 00:01:24,440 I can't wait to see you in the neighborhood. 26 00:01:24,440 --> 00:01:25,640 All right. Weird. 27 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:29,880 Is that his phone number? No, 816 Trespassing. 28 00:01:30,280 --> 00:01:32,160 Weird. Weird. 29 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:33,720 Dude, I don't know what's going on with your life. 30 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:38,680 I hope you listened to the last episode. 31 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:41,720 And we're like, yeah, maybe I should just call in with a 32 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:47,120 couple good stories or a couple things that were important 33 00:01:47,120 --> 00:01:49,160 enough. But guys, if if you're tuning in 34 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:50,800 for the first time, my name is Dylan. 35 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:56,720 This is my solo podcast. And it's a good one, all right? 36 00:01:56,720 --> 00:01:58,040 And you're going to have a good time. 37 00:01:58,520 --> 00:02:02,080 And I'm working on speaking more effectively. 38 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:06,760 Not saying, you know, all the time, not using, umm, removing 39 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:10,800 those filler words because everything's got to because, you 40 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:13,280 know, guys, everything's got to be directly to the point. 41 00:02:13,280 --> 00:02:15,440 We can't, we can't wait for anything anymore. 42 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:18,720 We got to have it right to the point you have to have the hook 43 00:02:18,720 --> 00:02:20,640 in three seconds. If you don't tell me, if you 44 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:23,600 tell me a story in real life and you, you don't have a hook in 45 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:26,760 the first 3 seconds, I'm swiping. 46 00:02:27,320 --> 00:02:31,920 I'm swiping on my friends. I really feel that social media 47 00:02:31,920 --> 00:02:34,320 has ruined us dude. So I can't even hear someone 48 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:37,040 tell a story anymore if they don't have a hook in the first 3 49 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:39,600 seconds in captions. I'm like, this is boring dude, 50 00:02:39,720 --> 00:02:44,280 next story swiping on my friends like the my for you page next 51 00:02:44,280 --> 00:02:48,000 story dude, boring. Hold down not interested. 52 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:51,680 Oh, that would be such a burn to just look at someone and be like 53 00:02:51,920 --> 00:02:55,160 not interested. Chat, get a look, get a load of 54 00:02:55,160 --> 00:02:58,120 this guy. What AL story not interested 55 00:02:58,320 --> 00:03:01,360 next? I would do that. 56 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:05,160 Just rage baiting your friends. But yeah, it really has. 57 00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:08,480 You know, there's no time to no one. 58 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:14,120 Let's anything sit and they're all addicted to our phones and 59 00:03:14,120 --> 00:03:16,240 caffeine. Like, dude, I, I had two coffees 60 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:21,280 today and I then I also put this energy drink just on my table 61 00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:25,360 that I did buy on TikTok shop and I did get, I, I am getting 62 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:32,480 got on TikTok shop because a lot of the, a lot of the ads are 63 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:34,200 bad. But some of them they get you, 64 00:03:34,640 --> 00:03:37,440 you know, they, they, they get you discount, discount, 65 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:39,680 discount, discount. Oh, buy new waterboy discount 66 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:41,360 discount. You can get this all for $2.00. 67 00:03:41,360 --> 00:03:43,040 Then you go and you look and it's actually not $2.00. 68 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:45,200 It's like $14.00. But you go, oh, it's still less 69 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:47,520 than $22.00. And I have a meaning to try this 70 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:49,600 discount, discount, discount that they, they do that for 71 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:51,880 everything. Every person on TikTok shop. 72 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:56,040 You're not going to believe. Oh my God, whoever's, whoever 73 00:03:56,040 --> 00:03:59,600 made this ad should get fired from Lucky Energy because wow 74 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:02,480 it's so cheap. Whoever did this for Lucky 75 00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:06,320 Energy is going to get fired because you won't believe it. 76 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:10,760 Guys, it's 16 of them for $0.08 in the in the TikTok shop but 77 00:04:10,760 --> 00:04:12,840 get it while it lasts because it's going away in the next 8 78 00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:15,440 minutes. Everyone's just talking shit on 79 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:18,680 TikTok and if you don't know about the discount discount 80 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:21,360 discount you, you're not on. You're not online as as much as 81 00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:24,640 me. Oh man, that shit pisses me off. 82 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:28,960 This is a good sign actually, though the, the speed and the 83 00:04:28,960 --> 00:04:35,440 ferocity with which I'm talking indicates to me I, I don't need 84 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:39,600 caffeine right now. OK, so I'm going to do that for 85 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:44,720 you guys, for me as well, but for you guys, discount, 86 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:47,240 discount, discount. OK, let's let's take some calls. 87 00:04:47,240 --> 00:04:58,080 9473, Wait, 347-3479 I fucked it up twice. 347-566-9741 Maybe I 88 00:04:58,080 --> 00:05:04,560 do need coffee. Let's let's let's check. 89 00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:06,440 Here we go. Is this, can you, can we hear 90 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:08,200 this? What's up? 91 00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:12,840 OK, hold on. Is this only coming in on one 92 00:05:12,840 --> 00:05:21,080 headphone or am I am I tripping? Do you guys do you guys, is it 93 00:05:21,080 --> 00:05:22,480 only in one? Is that just me? 94 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:29,120 OK, I'm kind of ruining this person's. 95 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:33,360 Oh, maybe because it's on mute? How about now? 96 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:36,800 And you muted your mic when you sipped into it this episode. 14. 97 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:38,880 You're in Hyde Park. Thank you. 98 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:42,240 Thank you man, I've been trying to think of things to call in on 99 00:05:42,240 --> 00:05:43,560 the hotline about. And that's. 100 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:46,240 Like #1 did you guys stop sipping your coffee in the 101 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:49,560 fucking headphones? Oh, that's what you're going to 102 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:51,600 call in about? Not something about you. 103 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:54,960 Not a story or something interesting. 104 00:05:55,000 --> 00:06:01,320 A a criticism, a critique of my broadcasting skills. 105 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:08,240 Well, I got news for you, female listener who I'm you know what 106 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:12,640 I'm very happy to have. You are 100% right. 107 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:15,680 And I, I, I do think about that and that I have actually thought 108 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:18,120 about it every single episode. Here's a you know what I'll I'll 109 00:06:18,120 --> 00:06:20,160 let now, I'll let you finish and then I'll go into this. 110 00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:23,560 I just wanted to say I listened to your podcast for years. 111 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:25,680 I listened to it when I was We were all psychos. 112 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:27,520 Love it. Shout out to the psychos. 113 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:29,600 Shout out to the psychos. Thanks for muting your fucking 114 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:31,560 mic dude. That's really I don't want to. 115 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:32,520 Piss you off, because then you're not. 116 00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:34,240 Going to do it again. Yeah, I don't know. 117 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:35,560 You're right. I've got other things I want to 118 00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:37,240 talk to you about, but I'm leaving this message. 119 00:06:37,240 --> 00:06:39,280 You're right. Have a good one. 120 00:06:39,280 --> 00:06:40,080 Thanks. I will man. 121 00:06:41,120 --> 00:06:44,760 Thank you, Dylan. Now look, first of all, let's 122 00:06:46,320 --> 00:06:48,720 let's start with the positives, OK? 123 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:52,800 Because you know there's going to be some negatives. 124 00:06:53,520 --> 00:06:58,960 OK, as I sniff into the microphone, you know there are 125 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:02,800 going to be some negatives because you critique me. 126 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:08,640 And even even though that critique in my opinion might be 127 00:07:08,640 --> 00:07:18,680 right, there's going to be some negatives. 43 seconds. 128 00:07:18,840 --> 00:07:24,000 Wow, beautiful. A beautiful 43 second voicemail. 129 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:27,200 Love that. Not too long, not too short, 130 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:32,200 absolutely gorgeous. So that's good. 131 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:35,560 And you're a listener from a long time ago. 132 00:07:35,560 --> 00:07:40,600 Love that as well. And you know, you gave me 133 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:42,720 something to talk about, so I appreciate that. 134 00:07:43,160 --> 00:07:47,600 Those are all the positives. It was a coherent voicemail. 135 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:56,880 It wasn't insane. Now here come the negatives. 136 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:04,120 That's something I think about every single episode because I'm 137 00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:09,840 hyper aware and anxious and I tell myself no one notices. 138 00:08:12,520 --> 00:08:22,760 Now you bring it up affirms all of my biggest fears, you know, 139 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:26,920 so thanks for that. I'll be thinking about it a lot. 140 00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:29,880 I mean, I'm, I'm, I'm not going to I'm now definitely not going 141 00:08:29,880 --> 00:08:33,400 to sip into the microphone ever again. 142 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:37,080 I'm going to push it away, push it away like that, take a sip, 143 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:40,159 come back to the microphone. So that's what I'll do. 144 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:44,480 And you are right that most of the time when someone tells me 145 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:47,880 to do something or that tells me they appreciate it because I'm a 146 00:08:47,880 --> 00:08:51,720 contrarian and I'm 88 years old, I immediately go, well, now I'm 147 00:08:51,720 --> 00:08:57,320 going to do the opposite. But lucky for you that in this 148 00:08:57,320 --> 00:08:59,400 one instance is not going to happen because I actually will 149 00:08:59,400 --> 00:09:03,640 be like, hey, great, that's some feedback I can use. 150 00:09:03,680 --> 00:09:05,600 It's good to know people actually think about that. 151 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:09,000 And maybe I'll stop sipping to the microphone and we'll just 152 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:14,040 catapult to number 10 on the Spotify podcast potentially. 153 00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:16,600 So thank you for calling. Please call back in again. 154 00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:19,800 I sent her a little text after I thanked her. 155 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:23,520 It was nice. Thank you for calling it. 156 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:27,400 Let's go to the next one. But you know, let's not 157 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:30,040 actually. But I will say, let's not 158 00:09:30,040 --> 00:09:33,680 encourage continuous criticism of the show and the audio 159 00:09:33,680 --> 00:09:36,320 quality because I am a perfectionist and it and I will 160 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:39,640 think about that. And I think most people probably 161 00:09:39,640 --> 00:09:43,080 don't. They don't care that much or pay 162 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:44,440 attention that much. I'm actually going to sit right 163 00:09:44,440 --> 00:09:45,640 now. Let me push the microphone away 164 00:09:45,640 --> 00:09:48,240 just for you, caller. Don't know where you're from. 165 00:09:49,480 --> 00:09:50,680 Let's see where your area code's from. 166 00:09:50,680 --> 00:09:52,760 I'll just call you where your area code is from because I'm 167 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:54,400 not going to say. I mean, it's not that anyone 168 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:56,080 would be able to find you. Let's see. 169 00:09:56,080 --> 00:09:58,960 Where's this area code from? I haven't seen it before. 170 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:03,040 Oh, it's New York area code. North American. 171 00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:04,880 North American plumbing numbering plan. 172 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:07,720 What the fuck? No, no, wait. 173 00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:10,720 It's from Colorado. No, North Carolina. 174 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:12,920 OK, Why did I read this? Colorado. 175 00:10:12,920 --> 00:10:17,360 Dude, I have dyslexia. I'm I, I, I, I've, I have 176 00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:20,480 decided I have it, OK, You can't take it away from me. 177 00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:23,240 I have it. I have dyslexia and I'm not 178 00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:26,640 going to claim it on stage or just like out in the open, but I 179 00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:30,800 know for me that I have dyslexia, OK, It's minor. 180 00:10:31,040 --> 00:10:35,920 I'm on the dyslexia of the spectrum, but I have it, OK, And 181 00:10:35,920 --> 00:10:37,360 you can't take that away from me. 182 00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:46,520 Not that I want it, but what is it called when you wouldn't even 183 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:49,080 called? Syndrome, not disease. 184 00:10:49,080 --> 00:10:52,040 What is it? Disorder. 185 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:56,280 OK, disorder, because I thought about ADD disorder where you 186 00:10:56,840 --> 00:11:01,480 switch words in a sentence because I was talking to this 187 00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:05,800 girl that I'm saying about this. And I was like, oh, you know 188 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:07,000 what? For the longest time I've had 189 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,160 this thing. Oh, it's aphasia. 190 00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:11,000 Yep, I literally have aphasia. And that's funny because I told 191 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:14,040 her that I thought I had aphasia because my girlfriend when I was 192 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:19,200 in college, I was going to say her name. 193 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:21,520 Oh, OK, Gab, whatever. I don't need to say her name. 194 00:11:21,520 --> 00:11:23,440 It doesn't add to the story. Sometimes it does. 195 00:11:23,440 --> 00:11:26,880 What? She was a speech pathologist and 196 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:30,800 she talked about having aphasia and I was like, I think I have 197 00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:34,160 aphasia and I've been saying that since I was in college. 198 00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:36,120 So that means it hasn't gotten worse, which means that all the 199 00:11:36,120 --> 00:11:37,840 Molly I did did not fuck my brain. 200 00:11:37,920 --> 00:11:43,280 So I'm OK good. I was, I was feeling, I was 201 00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:45,200 scared about that the entire week because when I told the 202 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:47,760 girl when I when I was hanging out with her, she's like, Oh, 203 00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:49,400 you sound like you have Molly brain that you know, when you, 204 00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:51,360 when you do too much Molly and then it screws your brain up 205 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:54,480 and, and you know, the first thought of my head was like, why 206 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:56,040 would you say that to me? Because you know, I'm, I'm, I'm, 207 00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:58,520 I'm going to be anxious about my brain being fucked up. 208 00:11:58,520 --> 00:12:00,920 And now you're giving me one other thing to think about even 209 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:02,680 more. But instead I just laughed and 210 00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:08,000 went, maybe that's what I did. I was like, maybe, you know, I 211 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:10,120 didn't do it that much, but maybe, you know, you're playing 212 00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:12,920 into one of the one of the fears I had because I go, what if I'm 213 00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:15,840 like burning holes in my brain because I heard one person say 214 00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:18,640 that and then I got really freaked out, even though that's 215 00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:20,160 not really how your your brain works. 216 00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:24,320 But don't do that. You know when someone's worried, 217 00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:27,080 when someone tells you that they're worried about anything 218 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:31,880 going on with their their brain even more than their, I must 219 00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:33,520 said physicality even more than their body. 220 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:38,840 Just say it's probably fine. Just say that because if you 221 00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:41,520 don't, then they're going to they're going to start spinning. 222 00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:45,040 Let me take a sip real quick and I'll push the mic away. 223 00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:51,690 Here we go. How was that? 224 00:12:52,330 --> 00:12:55,850 Did you hear anything North Carolina, motherfucker? 225 00:12:57,130 --> 00:13:01,610 The aphasia is a is a disorder is where a person switches words 226 00:13:01,610 --> 00:13:04,680 in a sentence and most commonly, and it is I mean I'm I'm 227 00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:07,240 literally doing it right now is most commonly associated with 228 00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:09,120 aphasia language disorder caused by damage to the brain's 229 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:11,320 language centers, typically on the left side. 230 00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:15,440 I do think I have this individual individuals with 231 00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:17,240 aphasia may experience difficulty finding the right 232 00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:18,840 words. That's that dude that's me. 233 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:23,000 Fuck I have aphasia. Using the wrong words or 234 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,800 switching sounds and letters within words such as saying wish 235 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:30,880 dasher, wish wish dasher instead of dishwasher wish dasher. 236 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:33,240 This type of speech era where the initial sounds of words are 237 00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:35,440 swapped is specifically known as Spoonerism. 238 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,320 Interesting. Named after reverend William 239 00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:42,200 Archibald Spooner. I mean what a sick name though. 240 00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:45,120 Reverend. I mean I guess Reverend isn't 241 00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:48,080 part of his name, he just was. Also, that actually makes me 242 00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:51,520 want to be a priest almost enough so I can get Reverend 243 00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:56,560 Dylan James Palladino baby that hits. 244 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:01,120 That does hit. And man, am I on the train 245 00:14:01,120 --> 00:14:03,560 today. The extreme of consciousness is 246 00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:05,560 going. Sometimes you guys already know. 247 00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:07,160 Sometimes I go and I'm just like, I don't. 248 00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:08,920 I got to I got to start the train up. 249 00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:11,400 I got to throw the coal into the train and keep going. 250 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:15,840 But today, ho baby, is it going? I don't need this lucky energy, 251 00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:19,720 but I'm probably going to drink it anyway because I am an 252 00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:22,040 addict. Reverend William Archibald 253 00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:24,400 Spooner. He was known for making such 254 00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:26,040 errors. All that kind of sucks that you 255 00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:28,160 get something named after you because you made the, like a 256 00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:29,320 Dylan ISM. Yeah. 257 00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:30,400 I mean, they're definitely doing. 258 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:32,200 Hey, guys, write in with what Dylan isms are. 259 00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:34,360 OK? You want to make me feel bad 260 00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:36,320 about myself? Write in about what Dylan isms 261 00:14:36,320 --> 00:14:37,360 are. I probably know all of them 262 00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:40,000 because I'm hyper aware and insecure about them. 263 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:43,560 But no, write in with them or write in about what your ISM is. 264 00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:46,920 They. The splitterisms occurred 265 00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:49,000 occasionally in normal speech. They're more frequent and 266 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,520 persistent in conditions like aphasia. 267 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,360 Damn dude, I think I have fucking aphasia. 268 00:14:57,240 --> 00:14:58,880 How to let's. OK, let's see. 269 00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:03,120 Can you fix aphasia? Can you fix your jawline by 270 00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:04,480 chewing? Is the first thing that came up 271 00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:06,960 for me. Haven't looked it up, don't know 272 00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:10,960 why that's coming up. Can you fix aphasia? 273 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:16,480 Excuse me? Aphasia cannot be cured. 274 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:22,520 Fuck yes. Fuck yes, That's. 275 00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:24,560 That's good. Can be significantly improved 276 00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:27,400 through treatment, particularly speech and language therapy. 277 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:34,760 OK well, what is it going to do? Recovery is a slow process. 278 00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:36,560 This is probably for people with a stroke. 279 00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:39,440 I don't like. Yeah, What is it going to do? 280 00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:43,000 Restore language abilities, teach compensatory strategies 281 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:46,760 like using pictures or gestures, and help individuals communicate 282 00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:48,400 effectively. OK, so like yeah, I'm not that 283 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:53,120 bad that I need that, but I just wish I could like inject stem 284 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:56,760 cells just just into that area like how do I make my language 285 00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:59,080 centre better? Dude, I have aphasia though, for 286 00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:03,160 sure 100% of aphasia going to I mean dude, I'm going to go into 287 00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:04,960 the longest YouTube poll tonight. 288 00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:12,640 Do I have a photo Just going through it up till 2 AMI haven't 289 00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:15,520 said like a lot though. Is that a doing ISM saying like 290 00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:21,640 OK, so thank you New North Carolina collar. 291 00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:26,200 Let's go to the next one. Another beautiful 48 second 292 00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:28,880 voicemail. Love that. 293 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:34,560 Hi, I was just wondering, you know, like if you could help me 294 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:38,160 out with a question. It's been keeping me up at 295 00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:41,080 night. Just like how much wood could a 296 00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:42,400 woodchuck? Chuck if a. 297 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:44,600 Woodchuck could Chuck Dick because. 298 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:46,440 OK. All right. 299 00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:49,960 You know, like that's, that's like what a woodchuck could 300 00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:53,040 Chuck. But I'm wondering just like how 301 00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:57,040 much a a woodchuck could Chuck. It's like. 302 00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:58,840 Yeah. I mean, it's kind of like 303 00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:03,040 limitless, just depends on like how many people show up because 304 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:05,640 I don't know are. You talking about what? 305 00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:08,640 How many people show up? Woodchucks are OK. 306 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:12,319 I've been staying up all all night think thinking about it 307 00:17:12,319 --> 00:17:15,520 and I'm having a hard time falling asleep so it's going to 308 00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:17,359 help me because I I need to sleep. 309 00:17:17,359 --> 00:17:21,359 It's been like 4 days now and I think I'm losing it. 310 00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:35,360 OK, dude, fuck, I don't you're. I mean, man, only crazy people 311 00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:37,640 listen to this, but at least half of the listeners to this 312 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:42,120 show are like extremely mentally ill, which is fine, I'm cool 313 00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:44,320 with that. But why did you say a woodchuck 314 00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:48,160 could Chuck Dick? Because it's how much wood could 315 00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:50,360 a woodchuck Chuck? If a woodchuck could Chuck wood, 316 00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:53,200 why are we doing Dick? First of all, what is a 317 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:56,280 woodchuck? Let's just is it even the thing? 318 00:17:58,040 --> 00:18:02,520 It's a Groundhog. OK, Hey, I didn't know that. 319 00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:06,560 I figured that out right now. I did not know groundhogs or 320 00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:08,880 woodchucks. So we learned something new. 321 00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:12,880 Thank you caller. But what is chucking wood? 322 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:20,280 Like this is so stupid, but we're going to do it. 323 00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:25,960 What is what is chucking wood? The popular tongue twister. 324 00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:29,080 How much using AI that popular tongue twister? 325 00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:31,000 How much wood would a woodchuck Chuck if a woodchuck could? 326 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:34,000 Chuck wood is a playful Riddle. Well the answer is that 327 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,880 woodchucks do not actually Chuck wood. 328 00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:43,240 The name Dude AI is so serious and like like unintentionally 329 00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:45,920 funny. The woodchuck is derived from 330 00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:53,880 the Algonquian word woodchuck, meaning digger, and refers to 331 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:57,200 the animal's name of digging Burrows, not throwing wood. 332 00:18:58,120 --> 00:19:01,240 What's Algonquin? Algonquin. 333 00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:04,840 Algonquin. It's probably some Native 334 00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:07,680 American thing that I'm like, absolutely butchering. 335 00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:11,200 Despite their names, woodchucks do not toss, Chuck or throw 336 00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:12,440 wood. They are herbivore. 337 00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:14,720 Herbivores. Hey, do you say herbivore or 338 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:17,520 herbivore? I think I say herbivore. 339 00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:21,080 No, I say herbivore that primarily eat leaves, flowers, 340 00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:24,480 grass, clovers, alfalfa. OK, cool, that's it. 341 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,440 The myth that woodchucks Chuck was has been humorously 342 00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:30,320 addressed by researchers. Well holy shit. 343 00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:33,000 Wait. In 1988, Richard Thomas 344 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,880 estimated that if a woodchuck could Chuck wood, it would move 345 00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:41,520 approximately 600 lbs of soil when building its Burrow using 346 00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:43,280 the volume of dirt excavated as a proxy. 347 00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:45,400 This calculation is based on the fact that woodchucks take 348 00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:47,600 extensive Burrows, sometimes over 30 feet long, which they 349 00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:49,480 use a shelter hibernate 30 feet long. 350 00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:52,600 Damn dude, that's nice. That's a good, that's a good 351 00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:54,560 little habitat. While they do not Chuck wood, 352 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:56,840 they are known to Chuck dirt, which is is essential to. 353 00:19:57,360 --> 00:19:59,040 OK, so on. Hold on then. 354 00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:03,400 Then he didn't in 1988. Richard Thomas didn't actually 355 00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:06,200 estimate it because he's saying they would Chuck soil. 356 00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:08,720 Some online discussion suggests that woodchucks could 357 00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:11,680 theoretically Chuck small pieces of wood with their paws. 358 00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:14,600 This is crazy. The shit that people will like 359 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:19,080 spend their time talking about. Maybe even this guy said, who I 360 00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:21,880 know, by the way, who I know he called in. 361 00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:25,640 And I'm, I'm, I, I know him also, he changed his voice for 362 00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:31,520 this voicemail, which is crazy to then also send this where 363 00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:35,160 it's like, yo, what are you talking about? 364 00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:40,360 But I, I guess it is kind of limitless. 365 00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:44,640 Yeah, You know, that's enough. That's enough. 366 00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:48,600 I mean, one of them good. This one at this point again, 367 00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:51,120 I'm still, I'm, I'm still, I'm still cool with people just 368 00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:54,880 sending in stuff. It's nice. 369 00:20:54,920 --> 00:21:00,840 Appreciate it. But yeah, get some sleep, 370 00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:02,960 honestly, get some sleep. I know you're joking that like, 371 00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:04,320 oh, I haven't gotten sleep in four days. 372 00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:07,480 I think you're, I think, I think maybe you actually haven't 373 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:10,400 gotten sleep because you, you thought that you should call in 374 00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:12,640 and send that. It's crazy. 375 00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:18,240 But thanks for calling in 347-566-9741. 376 00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:24,960 Let's keep it up, dude. Let's keep up the voicemails. 377 00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:31,320 Let's see what did I write down? I put a link to Instagram. 378 00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:32,720 Let's see what it is. I'm going to turn this off just 379 00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:37,360 in case it's something that I Oh yeah, I don't know if I really 380 00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:38,120 want it here. Let's see. 381 00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:44,560 OK, I'm not going to show the video on on this because I don't 382 00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:50,360 want to record my screen, but this is someone at Burning Man 383 00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:56,760 who is showing that their orgy Dome tent blew down and so 384 00:21:56,760 --> 00:21:59,840 people can't go in there. A bunch of ugly people can't go 385 00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:03,840 in there and fuck each other, most likely without condoms and 386 00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:07,800 get all sweaty and gross and get venereal diseases. 387 00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:11,760 Wow, that sucks. A bunch of people on drugs can't 388 00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:15,080 go in and just literally suck and fuck anyone that they can 389 00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:20,520 see in there and talk about it. You know, for years to come 390 00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:22,320 about how they went into the orgy Dome and they actually did 391 00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:23,320 it. And then even though while they 392 00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:25,320 were doing it, they were kind of like, this actually isn't as fun 393 00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:28,320 as I thought it would be. You know, a bunch of people 394 00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:35,560 couldn't be at Burning Man and be on acid and other drugs or 395 00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:38,400 just like fully free and, and having crystals on them and 396 00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:40,680 having a good time and they couldn't spot the orgy Dome and 397 00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:43,840 go, holy shit, let's go to the orgy Dome and then walk in there 398 00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:47,920 and then just get hit with a wall of just the most disgusting 399 00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:51,240 smells ever and then say whatever I'm at, I'm at Burning 400 00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:52,640 Man. I told myself I would try new 401 00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:56,520 things and then and go inside and and maybe experiment with 402 00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:59,040 the same sex and then feel really weird about it after 403 00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:00,040 because it's like, why did I do that? 404 00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:01,400 I didn't actually want to at all. 405 00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:04,040 But I'm in the orgy Dome. Oh man. 406 00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:12,040 And then so that's so, so sad. The orgy Dome, what are you 407 00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:17,240 doing dude? I'm like you know it's Dylan ISM 408 00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:22,680 you know like yes go to Burning Man it's fine. 409 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:28,360 Do the things, take Maui, take acid, take mushrooms or go 410 00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:31,000 sober. Honestly I could see the older I 411 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,320 get the more I see going to these things sober. 412 00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:38,080 Also fine. Enjoy the music, enjoy La Playa, 413 00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:44,000 the sand flats, everything. But I mean the orgy Dome. 414 00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:49,160 What kind of talent are you getting at the orgy Dome you're 415 00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:52,320 getting? No hot person is in the orgy 416 00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:53,080 Dome. I'm sorry. 417 00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:56,280 And if they are, they're, they're already airtight. 418 00:23:56,280 --> 00:24:00,800 They're filled up dude. They've got 6 Dicks around them 419 00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:04,000 just waiting in line. Oh, are you in line for the 420 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:04,480 orgy? You don't know. 421 00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:06,240 I'm in line for the one hot person that they're orgy dumb. 422 00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:09,800 Actually, yeah, I'm in line just waiting, just playing games in 423 00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:12,000 your phone, just waiting to get a little bit because everyone 424 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,080 else here is just absolutely A5 or less. 425 00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:18,000 Everyone's mid, but there's one hot person and they're you know, 426 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,040 we're lining up to even get, you know, get a chance. 427 00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:25,680 The orgy dumb, you know, I don't have a lot of I don't have a lot 428 00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:27,920 of deal Breakers, but if I was dating someone and they said, 429 00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:30,480 yeah, my favorite place at Burning Man is the orgy dumb, 430 00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:32,480 you know, but it's probably isn't going to work out. 431 00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:36,080 Sorry, no hate to you, but just you know, we're, we're just on 432 00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:38,320 different, we're on different planes, honestly. 433 00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:40,920 No hate, dude, no shaming. Do your thing. 434 00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:44,040 Not for me, you know, not for me. 435 00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:48,920 Unfortunately, the orgy Dome and I don't even hate on Here's the 436 00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:51,040 thing. I don't hate on Burning Man. 437 00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:54,680 I have one friend that goes to Burning Man like a lot. 438 00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:57,760 And here's the thing about people that go to Burning Man. 439 00:24:57,760 --> 00:25:00,560 They are the people that you think would go to Burning Man. 440 00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:03,920 That's what sucks about it. What if you meet someone and 441 00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:06,920 then in your mind you go, I think this person probably goes 442 00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:11,600 to Burning Man consistently. You're right, You're right 100% 443 00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:13,880 of the time. It's my one friend Parker, and 444 00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:16,800 everyone is. Everyone meets him and goes. 445 00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:21,960 That guy goes to Burning Man. He's got rings. 446 00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:27,240 He's got bracelets. I must call them wrist, wrist 447 00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:29,120 necklaces. That's what a bracelet is. 448 00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:31,480 It's a wrist necklace. He's got all of those and he 449 00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:34,600 goes to Burning Man and that's great. 450 00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:37,320 I actually have no hate because you know what's lamer than going 451 00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:40,120 to Burning Man and talking about it all the time hating on 452 00:25:40,120 --> 00:25:42,440 Burning Man Who cares, dude, let people do the thing. 453 00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:44,640 I'm I'm sick of all the online hate and the the the the 454 00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:46,160 negativity. It's all good. 455 00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:48,120 The orgy. Don't know, you know, I might 456 00:25:48,120 --> 00:25:50,600 hate on that. I might, you know, because the 457 00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:54,240 orgy Dome is run by someone who's 48 years old, maybe older. 458 00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:55,640 And it's like, dude, what do you what's up? 459 00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:58,800 And then you write a caption that goes our, our build team 460 00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:01,720 worked so hard this past week to erect our lovely space. 461 00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:07,400 Erect. Fucking end your life. 462 00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:10,760 Unfortunately, the winds yesterday undid all that labor 463 00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:13,680 and wrecked our structure. We are still here and thankfully 464 00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:16,800 safe. We hope to gift to play us some 465 00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:22,920 workshops and we'll update you, keep you updated some workshops. 466 00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:27,320 I mean people want just still fuck, just still fuck in it, you 467 00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:29,160 know, Oh, the tents down. Who gives a shit? 468 00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:36,200 I'm I just I'm still trying to just imagine 14,000 likes. 469 00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:38,800 By the way, it has a well. Also, why does the org you don't 470 00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:43,080 have an Instagram? I I have to I have to sign up an 471 00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:44,200 order to see it. I'm not going to do it. 472 00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:48,720 But yeah, Burning Man happened. There was a lot of wins and who 473 00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:49,840 cares? And people are like, this is 474 00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:51,960 God. And then my dad was talking to 475 00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:55,480 me about how he thinks, you know, Burning Man is demonic. 476 00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:57,040 And I go, you know, I go, you know what, dude? 477 00:26:57,040 --> 00:26:59,560 I actually, I, I actually don't want to talk about this. 478 00:27:00,360 --> 00:27:01,720 I, I actually, we actually don't. 479 00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:04,560 We can we can I would rather talk to you about politics than 480 00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:11,600 you than you tell me about this article you read from RF KS VP 481 00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:16,080 candidate that says that Burning Man is demonic. 482 00:27:16,360 --> 00:27:21,120 I don't care. OK, so we'll we'll delete that 483 00:27:21,120 --> 00:27:27,320 about Burning Man. Let's see what else I saw 484 00:27:27,360 --> 00:27:30,080 weapons don't want to talk about that or do I want to go? 485 00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:32,760 What is this TikTok? What did I what did I put here? 486 00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:36,360 This account is private. God damn it. 487 00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:39,600 I'm sure it was good too. That's why you got to just I I 488 00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:41,600 got to just download the videos. I think. 489 00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:47,000 All right, well, you're you're you're getting one less view. 490 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:50,880 Whoever, whoever this is that you sent it to me, motherfucker. 491 00:27:55,120 --> 00:28:01,920 I saw weapons and here's what I have to say about weapons. 492 00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:05,160 It was good and you're all overthinking it. 493 00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:09,760 You're you're all you're all trying to do OK, I saw weapons. 494 00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:12,000 It was great. I I had a good time. 495 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,960 It was very funny at the end. Great horror film. 496 00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:20,000 But everyone is just trying to like figure out what it's about 497 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:25,880 and all the allegories and, and it's just, it's not that deep is 498 00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:29,040 the thing. And I'm sorry, it's not and, and 499 00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:31,280 you want to know why? Because I, because I try, I try 500 00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:33,640 to think about how it would be that deep and it doesn't make 501 00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:37,680 sense. And also I saw literally a video 502 00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:41,640 of the director and the writer explaining what it was about. 503 00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:44,760 And it's, it's, that's very interesting. 504 00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:47,240 Actually. It's, it's about alcoholism, at 505 00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:48,640 least for him. Like the he says, the final 506 00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:53,040 chapter is about alcoholism with what happens to the parents and 507 00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:54,320 that's it. I'm not going to spoil anything 508 00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:59,880 more, but it makes sense. Also, there are he uses the 509 00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:04,000 triangle for Alcoholics Anonymous in the movie multiple 510 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,160 times. Again, not ruining it, but 511 00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:10,840 pretty clear what it's about. And then I go on Reddit and just 512 00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:15,760 people are making it about, not that they're making it about 513 00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:20,000 four dude, you ever like are in a good mood? 514 00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:24,120 And then you go on Reddit to see what people are saying about you 515 00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:26,360 just have you go, I wonder what other people are thinking about 516 00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:30,200 this movie or yeah, like the themes, whatever. 517 00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:34,040 And then you see people writing and you go, Oh my God, people 518 00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:37,040 are so fucking annoying. That's what happened to me. 519 00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:38,800 I went, oh, I want to see if anyone else wrote about it. 520 00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:42,760 And then I just see this long diatribe and then people saying 521 00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:45,920 JFC, instead of Jesus fucking Christ being like, did you read 522 00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:47,600 anything? Because someone else was like, 523 00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:50,840 dude, did someone wrote this long, long paragraph and someone 524 00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:55,120 else goes, did a human right. This was this AI and someone 525 00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:58,440 else was like, JFC, I'm like, did you even read what he said? 526 00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:01,520 Of course a human. So you know, some humans are 527 00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:07,440 capable of complex of of putting together complex sentences and 528 00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:13,840 to shut up. But they're saying all this 529 00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:22,920 stuff about weapons and it's like, and they're all arguing 530 00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:25,480 about what it could mean and, and the allegory and what it's 531 00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:27,280 trying to say with the subtext and everything. 532 00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:32,280 And it's like, yo man, sometimes someone just made a movie and 533 00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:34,920 did some and put a bunch of creepy shit in it and then 534 00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:40,640 that's just what it is. It's not, it's not the the her 535 00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:43,840 face being red, white and blue is not representative of 536 00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:47,960 America. I I think most of the time it 537 00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:53,640 just looks good or or like they color something a certain way 538 00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:57,720 because I think it's freaky. Is this also this also shows how 539 00:30:57,720 --> 00:31:01,400 much people don't understand how movies are made in the sense 540 00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:08,480 that there are like like 10s of people, sometimes hundreds, but 541 00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:11,800 definitely 10s of people that have input and say whether they 542 00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:14,920 think something is good or not. And and the director asks for 543 00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:16,120 like, what do you think about this? 544 00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:19,520 I'm of course they're like out tours. 545 00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:23,480 However, you said that like they want everything to be a specific 546 00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:26,840 way. And I'm sure the guy that who 547 00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:36,520 who made him weapons writer. Let's see, what's his name? 548 00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:43,840 Zachary Michael Craiger. OK. 549 00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:49,320 Tom Yorgensen of IGN gave the film a Nine out of 10 Weapons 550 00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:51,920 fully actualized genre Bender in which director, director. 551 00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:55,320 I mean dude, I just, I don't know what is going on, but 552 00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:59,040 people, and I'm not trying to be a hater bro, people are over 553 00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:04,400 hyping this film. Sorry, they're over hyping it. 9 554 00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:05,960 out of 10. I mean, I'd maybe given it. 555 00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:09,400 Yeah. I mean, I guess I give an 8. 556 00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:11,120 I don't know. Yeah, I guess at that point it's 557 00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:16,080 like subjective. But are they over hyping it? 558 00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:21,480 I don't like, you know, I don't like horror that much. 559 00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:23,520 So I mean, this is me immediately pulling back because 560 00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:25,800 I'm kind of like, yeah, you know what? 561 00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:27,160 They're over hype. I think they're they're over 562 00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:28,160 hyping it a bit. It's good. 563 00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:32,200 It's very 7.8 IMDb. That's exactly what it deserves. 564 00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:34,120 There we go. Perfect. 565 00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:37,120 Freaking Tom Yorgensen. 9 out of 10, bro. 566 00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:42,960 You shut up, Michael. By the way, no hate to Zachary 567 00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:44,280 Michael Craig. Dude, you you crushed. 568 00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:46,400 He's 44. Damn, he looks good for 44. 569 00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:53,960 It's just like, you got to watch the movie to, to, to get exactly 570 00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:56,520 what I'm saying. But everyone's trying to make 571 00:32:56,520 --> 00:33:00,520 everything into something. And I swear to God, I think this 572 00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:04,720 guy, in some of the scenes, he just put some shit in there that 573 00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:08,840 he thought was was creepy or weird. 574 00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:11,880 There's multiple times where you're like, OK, is this 575 00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:14,760 connected or did he just want to put this freaky ass lady in it a 576 00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:17,520 little bit more? And I think it was the second 577 00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:21,440 one more often than not. And oh, then that that's what I 578 00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:23,600 was saying in the beginning. Like, dude, there are so many 579 00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:26,280 people giving their input on set about the color of something, 580 00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:28,880 where it what it would look and, and where they should be. 581 00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:31,120 And then the DP is like, this would look really good this way. 582 00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:35,040 And and what if we added them in behind it would connect to the 583 00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:36,800 whatever scene. It's just people like trying to 584 00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:40,680 get it just patterns. And so sometimes they just throw 585 00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:45,760 patterns in there and it makes the film good and interesting, 586 00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:52,800 but it's not this huge like grad school dissertation level 587 00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:57,520 commentary on gun violence and school shootings and whatever. 588 00:33:57,520 --> 00:34:01,080 Dude, there's a gun in the movie and it makes absolutely zero 589 00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:04,840 sense and it's never addressed. And I really think he just 590 00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:07,440 thought it would look cool that it was in this certain scene in 591 00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:09,920 the movie because it has no connection. 592 00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:13,360 Same with the time of night and that being on the dude. 593 00:34:13,639 --> 00:34:17,000 It's just there. And I, and I guarantee you these 594 00:34:17,239 --> 00:34:20,960 Reddit dorks would argue with me and guess what? 595 00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:26,960 You're wrong. OK, you're wrong. 596 00:34:28,639 --> 00:34:30,480 Go touch grass, you fucking loser. 597 00:34:34,639 --> 00:34:42,239 Oh evil, so evil. But I agree with it because I 598 00:34:42,239 --> 00:34:44,480 said it. But anyway, you should see it. 599 00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:47,360 It's very good. I'm not trying to like, you 600 00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:49,080 know, shit on to say it to not not going to see it. 601 00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:51,080 And he said the script was a personal story. 602 00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:56,320 So, yeah, when you when when the director says what it is, 603 00:34:57,680 --> 00:35:02,440 believe it received critical acclaim, grossing 2020 million 604 00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:04,080 worldwide in a $38 million budget. 605 00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:05,200 Yeah. So this is one of those movies 606 00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:08,240 that I think was good and but also it gets this hype and then 607 00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:10,360 people all hear about the hype and then they go, we talked 608 00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:12,720 about this so many times. And then they go to the movie 609 00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:15,440 and then they they the movie's good. 610 00:35:15,720 --> 00:35:18,440 But then they're like, I have to say it's as good as what the 611 00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:20,760 other people said, because I don't want to seem like I'm not 612 00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:23,760 in agreement with all of that. And also I want to become part 613 00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:27,320 of the hype, blah, blah, blah. So then it creates this churn 614 00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:30,000 of, of everyone just trying to stay with the herd. 615 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:34,400 And then the IT gets like wild wide critical acclaim, even 616 00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:36,560 though I think it much of it is deserved. 617 00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:40,240 Everyone being like, have you seen weapons? 618 00:35:40,240 --> 00:35:41,520 Have you seen weapons? Have you seen weapons? 619 00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:44,120 And then all the discourse about it online, I don't know. 620 00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:46,360 I think it's a little bit of a little bit of herd mentality, 621 00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:50,240 like at least when it comes to them being like, oh, it's so 622 00:35:50,240 --> 00:35:52,800 deep and has so many meanings. No, it doesn't. 623 00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:54,920 Honestly, the alcoholism 1 is good. 624 00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:57,120 It's very, it's very good. But all these other ones, you're 625 00:35:57,120 --> 00:36:00,400 like, dude, it does the exact same thing that barbarian did, 626 00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:04,680 where at the end you're kind of just like, or actually what long 627 00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:07,040 legs did, where at the end you're kind of just like, all 628 00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:11,360 right, so we're just supposed to believe all this shit just 629 00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:13,640 happened and no one's going to talk about it. 630 00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:17,640 So that's just the the circumstances is that this weird 631 00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:21,840 supernatural shit is just happening and and then no one's 632 00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:24,360 really going to address it or try to like explain where it 633 00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:29,280 came from or literally no one's even going to say, Oh, so I 634 00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:32,640 guess magic is real. I, I actually would, I, I would 635 00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:35,080 actually love for that to happen. 636 00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:37,880 Just one person, just just me, dude. 637 00:36:38,240 --> 00:36:41,800 Put me in the movies, put me in the horror film, came me apart 638 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,520 and then just me just being like, Oh, so I guess magic is 639 00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:46,120 real. Oh, that's weird. 640 00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:49,240 And then and then just walk out. Oh, that's crazy. 641 00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:53,040 So I guess magic is real. I got to go, guys, go start my 642 00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:54,040 shift. See you. 643 00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:03,160 Oh, shit, holy fuck. He got T boned. 644 00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:08,440 Oh my God, he exploded. That's me. 645 00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:13,160 Every movie, every long legs. I mean, that's long going to be, 646 00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:15,960 you know, you see, you see that they're controlling people with 647 00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:21,200 dolls, huh Me just like huh, I guess magic is real, huh? 648 00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:23,920 All right guys, got to go. I'm hungry. 649 00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:27,000 Going to go to Jimmy John's one please. 650 00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:39,280 You know, bust with Ding Dong. Oh shit, no, oh fuck. 651 00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:41,120 The bust is stopping. It's going for the bridge. 652 00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:43,920 Fucked up. Oh, it's going for the bridge. 653 00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:54,080 Oh wow, he died. The last thing he said was, I 654 00:37:54,080 --> 00:38:01,520 guess magic exists, you know that That's what I want, just an 655 00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:05,200 acknowledgement to the audience to be like, yeah, guys, some 656 00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:07,800 weird shit is happening. And we're not just going to, 657 00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:12,440 we're not just going to like, pretend it's normal in order to 658 00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:17,560 make it like creepier, just like it's fine because that would be 659 00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:21,640 me if I'm in an actual movie. That's why I'm saying put me in 660 00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:23,720 the movie because I'm going to, I'm going to react the same way 661 00:38:23,720 --> 00:38:27,200 that I would in real life. Or some shit happens and I go 662 00:38:27,240 --> 00:38:31,920 some shit happens and I'm just like, oh, so magic is real. 663 00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:36,000 Damn. You know, I always kind of 664 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,960 thought, but wow, magic is actually real. 665 00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:42,480 That's crazy. Holy shit. 666 00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:45,400 OK, well, but I guess we better solve the mystery. 667 00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:47,560 Like it's not it doesn't. Like, let's let's go back to the 668 00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:53,000 thing we were talking about. Oh, so that make he, he got 669 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:54,680 attacked and pulled underground. Oh, well, hold on. 670 00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:57,680 Wait a second. So magic is real. 671 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,000 So this this weird shit, this is magic. 672 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,520 This is something supernatural that we were all told doesn't 673 00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:05,480 exist. There's the shit from the Harry 674 00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:07,840 Potter movies. That's real. 675 00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:12,520 Oh, OK. Yeah, keep going. 676 00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:15,160 I just wanted, I just wanted, I just wanted to, to set that for, 677 00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:23,240 to, to, to see where we're at. You know, it would be, that 678 00:39:23,240 --> 00:39:28,520 would be like if you were on Jurassic, you were on the 679 00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:34,320 Jurassic Park Island and then the dinosaurs came out and then 680 00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:39,920 no one was like, holy shit, dinosaurs are around again. 681 00:39:40,240 --> 00:39:43,320 Oh my God, they made dinosaurs. It would be like if they just 682 00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:47,240 didn't acknowledge that the dinosaurs were there and the 683 00:39:47,240 --> 00:39:50,680 entire movie they were just dealing with the dinosaurs, you 684 00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:58,160 know, just I some kind, I guess in the 7th or 8th movie. 685 00:39:58,160 --> 00:39:59,960 They don't really have to establish that. 686 00:40:00,240 --> 00:40:06,360 But imagine how weird it would be if if shit was going on in 687 00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:09,680 some kind of movie and, and it seemed like there was a dinosaur 688 00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:12,920 and always there, you know, there were footprints and what 689 00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:14,200 it seemed like they were dinosaurs. 690 00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:16,640 And then it was revealed halfway through. 691 00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:19,480 That a dinosaur was doing whatever. 692 00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:24,600 It's like, OK, let's it's, it's all these kids, they disappear 693 00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:28,360 in weapons, right? But instead of I'm not going to 694 00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:31,240 ruin who did it, but it wasn't a dinosaur. 695 00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:39,040 OK, let's say in weapons that halfway through, let's say 696 00:40:39,240 --> 00:40:44,520 halfway through they you it's revealed where the kids are and 697 00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:50,800 it's in a cave and and it's it's with a Tyrannosaurus Rex and AT 698 00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:52,800 Rex is like controlling all of them and protecting them. 699 00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:59,800 And and we'll let you get near if no one said, holy shit, 700 00:41:01,240 --> 00:41:03,240 dinosaurs are real, That's AT Rex. 701 00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:05,000 Where the fuck did that come from? 702 00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:09,280 You'd be livid. You would not be like, oh, I 703 00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:13,120 guess, I guess it's just AT Rex. We're not going to talk about 704 00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:15,760 it. No, You'd go, why is no one 705 00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:18,920 talking about the fact that there's a fucking T Rex in a 706 00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:24,040 cave with all of these kids that somehow hypnotize them? 707 00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:28,120 Am I wrong? Am I wrong in this? 708 00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:33,160 I don't think so. All you have to do is have 709 00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:40,280 someone be like, whoa, dinosaurs exist again and they can 710 00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:45,080 hypnotize children. Like honestly, that one 711 00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:50,520 sentence, I'm in, I am, I'm in, I'm fully I don't need I 712 00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:52,880 actually don't need an explanation. 713 00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:59,440 I don't I go, cool. That's where we're at in this 714 00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:02,800 world. In this scenario, T rex's exist 715 00:42:03,720 --> 00:42:09,680 and not only do they, I, I guess E people and do they not only do 716 00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:14,400 they do all the things dinosaurs do, they also hypnotize children 717 00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:19,040 and make them leave their house at 2:17 AM And guess what? 718 00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:22,960 I go, Yep, I'm good with that. That's all you need. 719 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:28,080 That's it. And they could have done it so 720 00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:31,200 easily in the movie, some kind of flashback, some kind of 721 00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:33,440 acknowledgement, whatever it is. Nope, didn't do it. 722 00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:35,920 And you know what? Maybe that's Craig or being 723 00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:37,720 like, fuck you guys. I'm just I, I I don't want to 724 00:42:37,720 --> 00:42:40,400 have that scene. I didn't want to do that, but 725 00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:45,520 but him not doing that, I go, OK, well, he definitely isn't 726 00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:49,440 thinking like super third, fourth level in terms of what 727 00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:53,240 this could really be about. You know what I'm saying? 728 00:42:53,240 --> 00:42:55,960 And this was funny. I seem serious. 729 00:42:55,960 --> 00:43:00,200 I'm going to pop this lucky in No, do I not want to fuck 730 00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:07,040 because I'm kind of I do need I do need water, though. 731 00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:10,200 Fucking whatever. We have like 12 minutes left. 732 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:18,320 Woodchucks. What else did I What else 733 00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:19,800 happened this week? What did I write down? 734 00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:21,400 Let's see. Saw weapons. 735 00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:23,880 Yep. Cock was almost out. 736 00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:31,520 OK, yeah, I was at a you know, I don't really send Dick pics, but 737 00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:34,840 the only people I send it. You know what's funny? 738 00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:38,200 The only people I send Dick pics to are my friends as a joke and 739 00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:41,760 it's always in a weird position. It's so strange. 740 00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:44,920 It's like it almost feels less gay to send a Dick pic to your 741 00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:50,240 boy hidden as something else than it does it just take a 742 00:43:50,240 --> 00:43:52,360 photo of you naked in the mirror and send it to a girl. 743 00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:54,600 Like what do you think about that? 744 00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:57,320 Huh? What do you think about that 745 00:43:57,320 --> 00:44:00,840 little worm? It's it's unproportional to my 746 00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:02,680 body, isn't it? But you're still going to tell 747 00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:04,640 me you want it? Because it would be. 748 00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:08,680 It would be mean if you didn't. Someone just ring the doorbell. 749 00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:17,320 No, it really is. What? 750 00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:19,200 Maybe that's just me. I don't know. 751 00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:23,800 I grew up when when I grew up in the time when waiting came out 752 00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:27,960 that that movie waiting where white guy. 753 00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:36,520 I mean guys, white guys, Persian as well were like, OK, let's 754 00:44:36,520 --> 00:44:39,600 find let's find interesting strange ways to show each other 755 00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:43,040 our penises at at 14. And it's not gay, by the way. 756 00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:45,520 It's not gay because it actually really isn't because it was just 757 00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:48,840 gross in just a weird way. Just grossing your friend out by 758 00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:51,680 showing him your cock. Some people would say 759 00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:53,600 homoerotic. I don't see it that way, but 760 00:44:54,240 --> 00:44:56,840 because no one was like you got me dude. 761 00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:58,160 Let me see. Let me see more of it. 762 00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:00,880 You got me, dude. Just leave it out for a second. 763 00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:03,600 I want to look. Wow, it's so gross. 764 00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:06,320 Oh, man. God, I hate that I'm seeing 765 00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:09,000 that. You want to play Halo tonight? 766 00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:10,720 Oh God, I hate that I'm seeing that. 767 00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:13,880 Turn the lights off. Turn the lights off and let's 768 00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:14,960 just feel around for a little bit. 769 00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:17,720 Oh my God, I'm so oh, I came in, I I tripped and I fell. 770 00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:20,400 That's crazy. You want to measure it right 771 00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:22,320 now? Measure it with my face. 772 00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:31,360 That's not happening. But yeah, dude, I, I, I, I just 773 00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:35,120 had a photo of being like, you know what? 774 00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:37,320 I'm not going to lie, A girl asked me to take 1 and I took it 775 00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:39,960 and it was on my phone and I forgot to delete it. 776 00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:42,640 And then I opened up my photos app and then it was just out in 777 00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:44,640 the middle of a cafe. And it was really weird. 778 00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:46,000 I don't know why I wrote that down. 779 00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:47,200 I just thought it was kind of funny. 780 00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:51,240 But just a word to the wise guys, delete your Dick pics as 781 00:45:51,240 --> 00:45:54,120 soon as you take them. It's what I'm saying. 782 00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:55,440 And that's at the end of the podcast. 783 00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:57,720 So I only know the true ones are hearing that so that they get to 784 00:45:57,720 --> 00:46:04,480 hear that juice. But I mean, is there is nothing 785 00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:08,680 scarier than mistakenly opening it, opening a nude in public. 786 00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:11,760 Nothing scarier than mistakenly opening a nude in public. 787 00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:14,360 Damn, bro. Because you're, because for some 788 00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:17,520 reason it always just feels like everyone's eyes happen to be 789 00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:23,120 looking at your phone at that moment, you know? 790 00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:29,880 And I just happened to delete a photo and then the next one was 791 00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:37,240 just my piece. And I'm not going to lie, it 792 00:46:37,240 --> 00:46:40,920 wasn't looking bad, but I don't just want it just at dudes. 793 00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:43,320 Because taking a picture of taking a Dick pic is 794 00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:46,680 embarrassing, bro. Taking a naked photo of yourself 795 00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:50,600 as a guy, So cringe, dude. So embarrassing as a woman, 796 00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:53,440 fantastic. You know, art. 797 00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:58,640 That's literal art, bro. That's great as a guy, gross. 798 00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:00,280 And I am saying this is a straight guy. 799 00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:03,280 I guess gay guys would be like I disagree. 800 00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:06,680 It's actually the opposite. But I think universally people 801 00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:11,560 can appreciate female body as just being beautiful naked. 802 00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:17,280 And then guy body. Maybe if you're the David and 803 00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:20,640 you're you're cut and you and you, you, you have to, you know, 804 00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:22,960 the sling over your your shoulder. 805 00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:27,680 I don't know, but I'm Harry's shit and it was gross and I was 806 00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:29,440 like, God damn it, what am I doing? 807 00:47:29,720 --> 00:47:32,840 And I almost dude, I almost just delete him. 808 00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:33,640 Bro. You just got to. 809 00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:37,120 I almost wish iPhone was like, hey, we noticed this is this is 810 00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:38,680 a Dick pic. Can you would you like this to 811 00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:40,560 be put in your hidden folder immediately so you don't 812 00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:43,120 potentially open up your phone or try to show something to your 813 00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:45,360 sister-in-law and then let your Dick is the second photo and 814 00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:47,160 then you quickly have to turn it away and you're like, OK, good. 815 00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:49,360 She didn't see, but there was a small part of you that was like, 816 00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:51,360 if I did fuck up and she ever saw that, I'd never be able to 817 00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:55,240 look at her the same. Yeah, it would be nice if it 818 00:47:55,240 --> 00:48:05,160 said that we are almost done here and you guys can tell that 819 00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:09,160 I'm this this fuck. I know I say this on a lot of 820 00:48:09,160 --> 00:48:14,160 the episodes, but I enjoyed I enjoyed this one. 821 00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:18,520 I really did. Not sure how much is clippable, 822 00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:22,200 but you know, I'm I'm not doing I'm no longer clip farming. 823 00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:27,080 I'm not doing the show to get clips, bro. 824 00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:30,600 I mean I'll do them, but let's see. 825 00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:35,840 I want to talk about I talked about shit that happened to me, 826 00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:39,040 right, because I do like, you know, I like doing the you know, 827 00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:42,560 the guys feeling corner. Hey, this is a man having 828 00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:46,280 emotions, but you know, nothing was really nothing really 829 00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:51,000 happened this week. It was a nice, normal week. 830 00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:55,840 We can end with Snoop Dogg. This, this, some current events. 831 00:48:57,840 --> 00:49:00,120 I guess Snoop Dogg's in trouble because he didn't like that 832 00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:01,880 there was a gay couple in Buzz Lightyear. 833 00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:07,480 That's, I mean, who is surprised, number one? 834 00:49:07,880 --> 00:49:11,200 Who's surprised by that? Number 2? 835 00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:14,920 Get over it, Snoop Dogg. Let's see. 836 00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:27,240 Snoop Dogg, Buzz Lightyear gay Snoop Dogg on LGBTQ. 837 00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:28,960 OK, yeah. So here's what? 838 00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:34,720 Here's what Yeah, Snoop Dogg said he's scared to take his 839 00:49:34,720 --> 00:49:37,560 grandkids. Snoop Dogg said he is scared to 840 00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:41,320 take his grandchildren to the movies because in Lightyear, 841 00:49:41,320 --> 00:49:43,760 there was an openly gay character. 842 00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:47,920 That's what he said, he's scared to take his grandchildren to the 843 00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:51,160 movies after watching Pixar's Light Year, a 2022 animated film 844 00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:55,600 with two openly gay characters. What? 845 00:49:55,600 --> 00:50:00,960 Why would you even for? OK dude, Snoop Dogg's like 98 so 846 00:50:01,240 --> 00:50:03,800 why are we surprised it's also a black dude? 847 00:50:04,640 --> 00:50:09,840 No offense but historically more homophobic all I'm going to say. 848 00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:13,160 So why are you surprised? I'm not surprised. 849 00:50:13,160 --> 00:50:15,080 I didn't think Snoop Dogg would be chill with that. 850 00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:18,720 Let's see, this was in 2022. So why is this, like, coming 851 00:50:18,720 --> 00:50:21,240 out? Yeah, this is literally written 852 00:50:22,360 --> 00:50:24,400 four days ago. Why? 853 00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:28,400 Why is this being written? I'd rather this, though, than, 854 00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:29,840 like, reading shit about Trump or Gaza. 855 00:50:29,840 --> 00:50:31,840 So honestly, yeah, bring me more of this slop. 856 00:50:33,720 --> 00:50:35,440 Let's see. On a recent episode of It's 857 00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:38,280 Giving, said his grandson asked him while watching the movie how 858 00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:40,360 Alicia was able to have a child with another woman. 859 00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:43,480 And he said, oh, shit, I didn't come in for this shit. 860 00:50:43,720 --> 00:50:45,480 I just came to watch the goddamn movie. 861 00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:47,840 It fucked me up. I'm like scared to go to the 862 00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:49,280 Movies Now. Y'all throwing me in the middle 863 00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:50,400 of this shit that I don't have to. 864 00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:53,640 I don't have an answer for. These are kids. 865 00:50:53,720 --> 00:50:56,320 We have to show that at this age they're going to ask questions. 866 00:50:56,520 --> 00:51:01,080 I don't have the answer. You don't have the answer bro. 867 00:51:01,520 --> 00:51:04,320 You're 115 you should have the answer. 868 00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:09,240 You know what the answer is. They adopted the kid even if 869 00:51:09,240 --> 00:51:11,160 it's not true. Easy answer. 870 00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:13,360 Bam, kids can understand adoption. 871 00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:15,880 Or you just go, women can have kids too. 872 00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:19,160 They adopt them or sometimes a a doctor figures it out. 873 00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:21,280 But you know, if you're so worried about your 10 year old 874 00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:24,480 not understanding how IVF and having a sperm donor and all 875 00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:27,480 that shit works, which by the way, I get it, you know, it's 876 00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:30,520 fine. Just say she adopted the kid. 877 00:51:31,720 --> 00:51:35,200 Was she pregnant in it? OK, maybe that's, I mean, maybe 878 00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:38,360 she remember she raises a child with her wife and they share a 879 00:51:38,360 --> 00:51:42,760 brief kiss. I don't know, bro, how are you 880 00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:43,760 this dumb? Honestly? 881 00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:46,840 I mean, this Snoop Dogg also like did a concert for Trump, so 882 00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:49,800 the dude's kind of lost it. But how are you this dumb? 883 00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:54,040 It's not hard, bro, for you to be like, these are kids, dog. 884 00:51:55,080 --> 00:51:58,160 It's so easy. Also, these are kids now. 885 00:51:58,360 --> 00:52:01,200 They have the Internet, they have YouTube, they're seeing 886 00:52:01,480 --> 00:52:05,200 everything, OK. They, it's not going to be hard 887 00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:11,160 for them to understand this. It was banned in Saudi Arabia, 888 00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:12,800 Kuwait, Malaysia, and the United Arab Emirates. 889 00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:17,880 Of course it was good for them for not cutting it out. 890 00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:19,920 Not to be like progressive or annoying like that, but also 891 00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:22,160 like dude, who gives a shit. And I know people be like, yo, 892 00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:23,240 it's different when you have a kid. 893 00:52:23,240 --> 00:52:25,400 No, it's not dude. Stop being a pussy and just 894 00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:26,920 explain it. It's not that hard. 895 00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:28,880 I, I didn't come in for this shit. 896 00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:32,400 I don't know what to say. Hey, it takes 3 seconds. 897 00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:35,640 You hear that and you go, oh, how do I explain this to a kid? 898 00:52:35,640 --> 00:52:40,120 And you go, they adopted the kid women, two women can advocate as 899 00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:41,680 well. It's completely natural. 900 00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:42,720 You're going to see it in this world. 901 00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:44,920 You don't have to go into a whole diatribe about it. 902 00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:47,920 Pretty fucking dumb ass, bro. I mean, just like what? 903 00:52:49,720 --> 00:52:52,440 That's crazy. I just came to watch the guy. 904 00:52:52,440 --> 00:52:54,360 I hate when people go. I just came to watch the movie. 905 00:52:54,520 --> 00:52:56,800 It's not, it's not putting in your face. 906 00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:59,360 It's literally reflecting life. Do you know what I mean? 907 00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:02,360 Like they always go. I just came to have a good just 908 00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:04,040 play basketball. I didn't want to. 909 00:53:04,040 --> 00:53:05,280 I don't want to. I don't want to hear about 910 00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:08,440 protests or what's going on. I'm just watching the movie. 911 00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:10,880 I don't want it to be a whole thing about being gay. 912 00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:15,640 Hey dude, it's not. It's literally just having two 913 00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:20,160 women having a kid, which, by the way, is normal in today's 914 00:53:20,160 --> 00:53:23,000 day and age, right? Not hard to do. 915 00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:25,760 We have to show that at this age. 916 00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:27,560 They're going to ask questions. I don't have the answer. 917 00:53:27,560 --> 00:53:31,760 You should if you're AI mean. How old is he actually 218? 918 00:53:35,720 --> 00:53:38,600 I'm opening this. Whatever dude, fuck, I really 919 00:53:38,600 --> 00:53:42,240 shouldn't be drinking this. He's born in 71. 920 00:53:42,560 --> 00:53:45,880 Like he's only 50. He's only 5453. 921 00:53:46,840 --> 00:53:48,760 Oh shit he turns. Oh shit, it's his birthday. 922 00:53:49,640 --> 00:53:52,000 Oh shit. Happy birthday Snoop Dogg. 923 00:53:52,720 --> 00:53:57,280 Hey man up. Update your thoughts on on on 924 00:53:57,280 --> 00:53:59,560 being gay. But besides that, happy birthday 925 00:53:59,560 --> 00:54:02,160 dude. Happy birthday August 31st, 926 00:54:02,320 --> 00:54:05,000 Snoop Dogg. Calvin Cortisar Brodius Junior. 927 00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:07,720 It's OK for two women to have a kid. 928 00:54:07,720 --> 00:54:09,000 And it's really not that hard to explain it. 929 00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:10,680 All you have to say is that they adopted the kid. 930 00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:13,880 Or if you're really going to go into it, you can talk about IVF, 931 00:54:13,880 --> 00:54:17,360 but you have the answers. Grow up, dude. 932 00:54:17,360 --> 00:54:20,760 You're 54, you know, but happy birthday, Snoop Dogg. 933 00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:24,160 Happy Happy birthday. Calvin Cortisar Broadus Junior. 934 00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:31,360 How was that? North Carolina? 935 00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:33,320 Could you hear the, the sound of me drinking this? 936 00:54:33,320 --> 00:54:35,000 I, I, no, I did not need to open this. 937 00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:43,120 Why did I do that? Why fuck all right, that was 938 00:54:43,120 --> 00:54:44,360 good. That was an hour or like maybe 939 00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:46,840 50 minutes. I've been going longer because 940 00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:50,480 just like you know why the why the fuck not I like doing it You 941 00:54:50,480 --> 00:54:55,280 guys are great Remember to call the hotline, 347-566-9741 leave 942 00:54:55,280 --> 00:54:58,720 your messages shout out to all the people I know that listen to 943 00:54:58,720 --> 00:55:02,600 the podcast because more people than I than I thought do listen 944 00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:07,440 to it. You know who you are love you. 945 00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:10,320 I also love the people I don't know that listen because you 946 00:55:10,320 --> 00:55:16,040 guys are crazy and you're great and let's keep let's keep the 947 00:55:16,040 --> 00:55:19,080 show growing like subscribe, leave a review, all that good 948 00:55:19,080 --> 00:55:23,160 stuff on Spotify and Apple podcast as well. 949 00:55:23,160 --> 00:55:25,040 Do that. Go actually go right now to 950 00:55:25,040 --> 00:55:27,440 Spotify and leave a review. It'll help. 951 00:55:28,160 --> 00:55:30,120 All right, guys, talk to you next week. 952 00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:32,520 Leave a voicemail. Love you. 953 00:55:32,520 --> 00:55:32,760 Bye.