OK, welcome back to another episode of the show.
Hello, everyone. It's Dylan.
Lil, how are we? Lil's excited.
She's in the jammies. I'm.
In my jammies. Wellness check.
Wellness check starting day off. It is 12. 45 and she's in the
pyjamas. Yeah, be unemployed.
That's a good one. That's a good.
I'm still giving shortcut energy and we bring that.
Down. That's tiny bit.
There we go. You look 5/6 and 1/2.
I watched the the first episode when I was editing it real quick
and I go, God, I look so short. I mean, it's never, I guess it's
never a bad thing to be taller than you look, right?
Right, to be clear, we are good with that.
But at that six sixer, it is funny to be like what the Yeah.
Whoa. Yeah, that's.
Not me. Any other Wellness check news?
Because you guys, as we know, we start at the beginning of the
episode with Wellness check. If you want to send your send in
your Wellness check, you can text the number for the for the
show or call, leave a voicemail, 347-566-9741.
You'll get it. 867-5309. Or DM me or no, Lily doesn't.
You don't have. I don't do that.
Yep. Hey, it's all it's it's gotten
me into trouble. So yeah, you that's a.
Young man's game. It's a 21 year old guy's game.
Any other Wellness checks from you?
I do. It's more of a funny story that
I felt very much like a single mother, and I hate to even use
that for cats, but. One of mine's funny.
One of mine is kind of deeply sad.
OK, I want to hear both, I think.
I think the viewers deserve to get soft and funny.
They. Deserve.
They deserve authenticity. Yes, they do.
Yes. They do, yeah.
OK, so this morning I was on the phone with my best friend.
So I'm, you know, you hold it when you're on the phone with
your best friend. You do hold it here.
You do? Yeah.
You cramp up your trap. You do.
Because you want to feel like you're in the 80s and the 90s
with the phone, with the which, by the way, some people are
getting old Rotary style phones and then connecting their cell
phone to them. What?
I'm going to find it and send it to you because you, you you're
going to need that. Please use some of the
unemployment money to treat Mom. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I like that.
Yeah. OK.
So you're on. The phone with mom, I will spend
seven $5 on that. I will so on the phone, I'm not
trying and I had lit a candle my my pumpkin spice candle and
winter jammies and and the candle is burning literally
right in front of me like this, like the phone this distance.
You're looking at it. My cat Meatball comes flying out
of nowhere, leaps onto the table, his Paul lands in the lit
candle and then hot wax fly over.
Me. And him all over my hand off the
floor. I had to.
Here, I'll show you. I had to scrape it up.
Goodness. I know God and I am scalded to
no end and this cat has now met. Oh sorry, this cat has matted.
On the fur, yeah. How is he going to get that up?
And Dylan, because I'm a good best friend.
I don't miss a fucking beat. Whoa.
The phone stays in. Phone stays in.
You're listening. You're.
Wow, Yeah. And I'm tearing.
Just red welts. Yeah, I bathed the cat.
I had to RIP chunks of hot wax out of my cat's like butt fur
are. You still on the foam while this
is happening? Wow, that's a positive Wellness
check right there. That's crazy.
That's good. That was you.
That was doing some Wellness for yourself.
That was because I could not stop talking to my bestie girl,
you know what I mean? Sometimes you need it, yeah.
And she was talking about some shit.
I wasn't going to interrupt her to be like you.
Were there with. Wax out of my cat's butt hole.
Hey, listen, don't even worry about what I'm doing, yeah?
Look, you're with your Mama. Here's the thing, if I'm on the
phone with you, I guarantee you I'm listening.
But don't be asking me what I'm doing because it might be
something you don't want to know, but I'm still there.
You. Don't want to know If I say what
I was doing, you're going to be like, well, you're not really
paying. Attention.
Exactly. And hey, what I am.
Yeah. And I was like, you don't have
you don't have control over everything.
I'm there for you. But I also kind of there's
things happening in my life. I have toddlers is running
around here. Literally.
Also, not for nothing, leaping into the candle, thank God that
didn't result in like, I don't know, a cat on fire.
I was yeah. I mean the just the the force of
the cat. That's crazy.
What is he? He's AI mean he's a.
Meatball. Yeah, he's a meatball.
It's a perfect name for. Him.
It is a perfect name for him. That's a good one.
OK. What's yours?
Number one, I realized today, drying rack with clothes right
there, think that's been there for five to six days.
So that's that needs to get taken of taken, taken care of
today. We've all been there.
Yeah, now you're just, it's like, well, maybe it's
decorative at this point. And you just look at it and you
go, not today, yeah. Not can't be right.
Not I took this off of it to wear so it's the point now where
I'm wearing stuff off the drying rack.
Totally. I don't know if that's good for
the. I don't know what it is.
Hey, it's good. It's good.
Yeah. It feels, yeah.
Conservationist of you. Conservationist.
Yes, I'm using ambient. Yes, the ambient humidity to the
non humidity to suck the yeah Anyway, yeah the other night I
don't know why, but I just went. Oh boy.
I went into Google and I typed in why do feelings hurt?
That's 100% a real Google. I did.
Why do emotions physically hurt? And so anyone was wondering how
my Thanksgiving weekend went, that is a just a bit of it.
OK. Did you find like a periodical
That was super helpful? I found some information that is
actually interesting that so your emotions they are in the
same pathways as your physical feelings and pain.
They're they like are on the same receptors and some people
think that the reason why they hurt physically is because it
was an evolutionary. What is it like something that
evolved to tell the human that emotions are important and help
keep you alive. Ergo, if you feel shame for
what's maybe it was not good, shame the first one, but but
shame. Let's say shame, Shame.
Let's say shame, guilt, low self esteem.
Oh, it's. Self loathing.
I mean, those are just the first
ones that come to mind. Completely random I but any of
those like it's to help you to go, oh, this is bad.
It's going to prevent me from surviving with the tribe.
You know, you feel. You feel guilt for maybe you
steal something from your neighbor's Hut and it it hurts,
you know, and that's helping. That's that's there so that you
go, I shouldn't do this because if they find out again, they're
going to chop my head off or or just or just.
No, seriously. I mean, seriously.
No in the eye for an eye times. It is like, oh, you stole my
chicken, I get your hand. I get your hand.
Your hand's mine. And if I'm crazy, I'm.
I'm eating it in front of you. Yeah, it's.
Bad Dylan. I'm going to say something wild
here. And you know, it's also crazy.
I feel like, and I'll let I'll let you I'm what imagine if you
stole that chicken and then you and then you overcooked it and
it was a it wasn't even, it was bad.
The breast was dry, stringy. And then you still get your hand
cut off and you're like, I should have, I should have
marinated it. I should have Oh my God, why
didn't I do a salt brine? And now I don't have a been
invented yet the. Internation had not been
invented, but I mean something to lose a hand for a stringy
chicken breast. I mean, come on man, can.
I be honest with you, that is my version of hell.
It wasn't even. Good wasn't even good.
Whack. And then you're, and then every
time you look at it, you go and then you know, you're at dinner
a couple years later and it's a potluck.
That was the first part. And the guy that took your hand
is there. That took care is there but then
someone shows up a friend of from the new tribe.
You know tribes are hanging out Yeah yeah yeah friend shows up
he brings let's say he O he brings the satchel opens it and
there's a fresh roasted chicken in it and someone comes up goes
no no, no, no, no, no. You can't eat Dylan put that you
see his hand. He does not eat chicken.
Let's. But yeah, take it away.
We'll have it later. But you got to get Yeah.
And I and I go, what's that smell?
What is that? And.
Then it turns into a bloodbath. Oh my.
God, you. Can eat rampage and I feel
guilty after that because I go I shouldn't have killed these
people because. Feel bad, Guilty.
That comes all the way back to the emotions.
But yeah, an interesting and interesting revelation, and I'm
glad. You googled.
It guys, we we've all been there.
Let's talk about Thanksgiving. And yeah, let's what did?
But did you have something? You were like, can I say
something? I'm.
Going to say something flagrant teetering into delusional.
OK. I mean, that's why we're here.
Totally. Two things.
Well, a science eating, I want to bring up laughing is also an
evolutionary survival tactic because so like, let's say
you're a hunter ooga booga and you have your spear and you get
into a bit of a a tussle with like a Saber toothed tiger,
right? And there's a close call like
the Saber tooth, like right there and then it scampers away.
OK, you can't eat the Saber toothed tiger, but you also
didn't die. Like laughing ain't right,
right. And that, yes, the adrenaline,
the stress, that also indicates to someone I'm OK, I'm not hurt,
I was just scared. And so laughter, and that's why
laughter and sadness, that's why the theater masks are those two
things together. I'm serious.
No, I believe I know. Comedy and tragedy are
inextricable from one another. Hey Will tragedy plus time
equals comedy? I heard that.
That's.
OK, so that's the one. Thing, wow, that's OK.
So it's it's the release of that tension.
Yes, the really and messaging to other people like I'm good bread
is gone, we're OK, but we'll close call.
But what about in the movies when someone gets shot and
they're like, hey, is everyone good?
And they fall back, You know, someone gets shot and they.
Look down in a movie. I do love also sometimes hurts.
It makes you almost even sadder because you go, 'cause you're
like, oh shit, I, I have been there where you're like, so
surprised. Yes, but that's just in movies.
And also that's a real thing and as weirdly making me sad.
We're going to move on. OK, 'cause the the highlight
reel of all those scenes are like it's everyone's in
fatigues. You know, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like the older you get, the more movies really just hit you
harder. I'm never watching a Vietnam War
movie ever again. Oh yeah.
Hey, do me a favor, do not watch All Quiet on the Western Front.
That will that one will. Nah.
Yeah, it's real like traffic. Thunder is the warm.
Yeah, yeah, of course. The last one in my.
Mind, Yes, yes, yes, that's a good.
One OK, so here's the flagrant, teetering into delusional thing
I'm going to say. Why do I feel like we would have
crushed it in those times? You and me.
Yeah, I feel like we're basic. And you know what?
We're very simple individuals that way.
Not made for this time. Wake, haunt, eat, make a bead
mat. Make a what?
Like a beaded. Mat Yeah, put on a little play.
When the boys do a little, maybe a little ooga booga ball.
Ooga, booga ball. Yes, all right.
We're just. Oh my God.
We're just tan, fit and gorgeous.
Great. Yeah, we make, we do a little,
we do a tiny bit of stand up, but it's like that's not, you
know, it's it's we, we make jokes just in case.
Look, we're the people that on the hunt, when things aren't
going great, we keep we keep morale up.
We do. We're the hype man.
We're the spirit captains. I would have been a couple other
cousins. Totally would also.
Exactly. But instead we got to think
about the Internet. I mean, no, Yeah, when some
people are like I wish I was born in the prehistoric only
because if you if you're not going to look.
If I'm going to see a mammoth. I want to see him, ma'am.
If I'm not going to have penicillin and like modern day
medicine, I want to go all the way back.
Way back. I'd rather go all the way back.
I don't want to go to oh, they have indoor.
No, no, no, no, it's got to go. It's all or nothing.
Can I be honest with you? It's like it's like first human
born to two, 1000 BC. Yeah, yeah.
And then not again until like. 70s.
Yeah. Remember when this was supposed
to be, by the way? Remember when this was supposed
to be? The Roaring 20s?
Wow, were they wrong. Who said that?
Who fucking said that? I mean, I think I'm like, I've
everyone was just like, oh, it's about to be the last time in the
1920s it was the the flappers. And I get that, that like, you
know, all that was there and they had the the little bobs and
they did the thing. And I mean, people had now.
And yes, the Great Depression happened at the end of that.
But like we, we already we. We're in it.
We are in a prolonged Great Depression.
And it happened after a pandemic.
The last the huge pandemic was in the root and the.
World War, by the way, which we're about to be in.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So.
But South America, you guys buckle.
Up for that. Let's try to bring this back to
positivity. Sorry, you're right.
Let's go, Let's go to Let's. Go.
Oh yeah. What the book I'm reading your
friend, the thing that someone wrote in that you wanted, in my
opinion. Oh yeah, let's go over that.
Oh, also randomly I just want to I picked this up in the library.
Yeah, let's talk about. I know why I'm reading
Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, I got to say.
Don't. He really likes to use.
The N. Word a couple words that I know
it's it's it's appropriate for the time, but it makes it real
hard to and also like. What moved you?
What moved you to pick that up? I'll I'll tell you I saw the.
Last Little Free Library. Oh, the stickers to the top.
This was actually before the stickers.
I just was like, you know what, I've already, I've always heard
of of Huck Finn and everyone talks about it and I'm like, I
never read it. And so I was like, what am I
missing? Right?
It's a piece of American literature, is it not?
It is. And, and I think it's still
widely lauded for the storytelling.
I think everyone agrees that like the, you know.
It's captivating. I mean, Mark was just doing what
the times are. I I think it also, I was looking
online, people are saying it's like a a real it's a a very
accurate like reflection of what it was like in the in the South
in the early 1800s. Like in terms of people being
uneducated just like yeah, and not and I'm only I'm only how
how long went? I'm OK.
I'm only 24 pages in. I think you got to wait a little
bit. I would say by page 70 you'll be
like in. It I'll know, yeah.
I'll know whether I'm going to. I, I'm feeling for Huck already.
His dad is mean, is mean to him. So we'll see.
But not something I'm going to take out into the open, maybe.
Don't be reading that. Along at a bar trying to pick up
a girl. What are you reading?
Oh, a book that you read in 8th grade?
Ever hear of this? Ever heard of the standard
literature for 8th grade? Well, that's what I'm reading
now. You.
In like a bitchy black turtleneck, a glass of orange
wine in front of you. I know you're.
Going to say orange juice, orange juice, orange wine.
Yeah. Reading it, I go.
It's actually super deep. If you really it's a crazy.
The way it talks about society is, yeah, you, you, you don't
even know. OK, so this is a book in my
memory that is formative because when I read it in class, my
teacher, I won't say her name, but she was a well known racist
and yeah, she was ancient. She was like a 75 year old
teacher. She wouldn't retire and she.
Was dropping bombs, wasn't she? She forced everyone to say the
word all the time. Say it.
Yeah, yes. It's just like Dylan.
I was reflecting on this when I was in choirs.
Wait, your teacher would make you guys all say the infamous
make and what? Out loud in 2007 or 8 upstate
New York. I mean she got reported
constantly but. There was one kid that was
always trying to read though, right?
And I remember him vividly. It was a guy, too.
Yeah, I. Know I'll go.
I'll go. You just read.
I just I want to keep going. Guys popcorn me.
Popcorn me. You can't popcorn yourself,
Caleb. OK, you got it, Caleb.
Skyler yeah, so so I was reflecting on also when I was in
choirs, we would sing slave spirituals.
What? Yes, in my college choir.
Like like old man like. No, like I'm not going to do it,
obviously. Yeah, yeah.
I mean. But like resistance, like slave
resistance songs as like a probably 99.9% white choir.
As like and and was it like a these?
Are yeah, of course like these are important songs, but like
there's so. Here's the thing, there's so
many songs to sing. Yeah, guess what?
We also sang once. Guess what?
We also sang once. I mean the the national anthem
for the Confederacy. Like Worse Than That in terms of
emotional pain songs written by children who ultimately died in
the Holocaust. Oh my, what is wrong with your
school? That's American University for
you. OK, hold on, I don't want to be
mean where the the songs weren't good, huh?
You're. Going to hell.
They're in my kids, they're in my kids.
You're going. You have a direct elevator into
Satan. 'S Ding Dong.
It's one of the elevators. Justify.
That it's. One of the elevators that's in
the Freedom Tower that goes like 200 miles an hour.
You have a bullet train to hell and let's move on.
I can't believe that's what you said.
That means. That means yes, by the way, that
you're that. You're No, it doesn't.
Wow. You know what?
Horrific. You're right.
And you go, you know what? And you should feel bad because
of that. Your emotions should you should
feel pain. Yeah, you said shame, guilt and.
Pain, all of it. So yeah, that's if anyone anyone
feels let me know about Mark Twain or yeah, I mean, that's
dude that that's I hope other people have stories like that.
That's very they gotta. They got.
It we we did have a couple Collins, Lily, the 1st guys.
I cut something before because it didn't work out but whatever.
Anyway, one of our cousins wrote a text about the previous
episode and I think it's really funny.
It's about our grandpa and I'm going to share it.
He goes, this is for sea dog. He goes hey guys watch the pod.
Glad to see grandpa got brought up twice.
Also, as someone who doesn't have a job, didn't have a job
for a while because he's talking because we were talking about
how Lily was getting info for grandpa.
He goes keep pop pop away from any short sort of job talk.
He tried to get me to fly out to Jeff Bezos's house and hand him
a note in person to have him get me a job.
He he said to me, you might not know how to get a job.
And these are some of the lengths it takes to get what you
want. That's insane.
What is it about old people that they think you can just go?
Why out? It's my grandpa's like you
should send a letter to SNL and let them know you're very
interested. Yeah.
What? Yes, he thinks Broadway has open
call auditions. No, literally.
He's got to show up to the audition and dazzle them. 100%.
Not take 15 years of classes. Have an agent you know no well,
people. Love to think that you can just
be like just just write him a handwritten letter.
You guys don't want to do the work, the lengths it might take
to get what you want. First of all, how do you he has
security, he's like. Yeah, also, and this is what I
always have to remind myself when Grandpa says some wild shit
about that. He got a job when there were
eight people. Yes, A&B, he went to war time to
get the career that he had, but like so he went to some lengths
for security, but like, yeah, different time.
Different times. There's no GI Bill anymore.
No GI Bill. Oh my God, the GI Bill.
I know the GI. Bill.
Hey, give us four years. We'll set you up at IBM and be
set for life. Hey, we're getting to the point
now where I would go. Sign me up.
Yeah, sign me up. Can you?
Imagine us in the in the Navy. We'd be cooks.
I don't know. They would never.
Yeah. Yeah.
Sounds good. I like, I like I I dry my
uniform so it's like too tight on me.
Like I over dry it. Yeah, there's no way.
Yeah, feel pretty code. Let's OK, one guy called and I
don't think we're going to have time for that.
I just wanted to, you know, I actually wanted to discuss.
It was very interesting and I think you'll, you'll have an
opinion on this. So we had a young listener
because I, I've been putting up random posters around the city
saying, Hey, you need some advice from UNK right in.
So this is unk advice and now it's an unk advice.
OK, but he he met the kid, messaged me and he goes.
He goes is this unk? And I go, I go yes it is nephew.
He it was a lot. He actually like he goes.
I can't decide if I should stay here in the East Coast or more
move far far West. I feel trapped here and I want
to start over somewhere fair like completely new.
But that would be leaving everyone I've ever known and the
life I've built here. I don't know what the right
choice is. I'm 16.
I don't really know what I want, but my true passion is film and
entertainment. But I think I'm just going to
concede and go into marketing. I was like, oh, he says 16.
He's so young. And I was like, OK, what's
what's school? What's going on?
He goes, I got a viable setup. I can live with my grandma in
California for my senior year. Next year I plan on going to
College in California. So it double S as an escape plus
lower cost of college tuition. He's like, I know I can leave.
I just don't know if I should and I told him he would talk
about it on the show and then I made a joke and was like no go
watch twitch with whatever you young UNS do and he goes you 2GO
book a room in Hospice or whatever you old people do.
Really funny kid is funny all. Right.
I like this kids energy. But I'm just like, dude, you're
16 and you have a place to live in California.
You have to go. Have to.
Have to you. You're so young, you have so
much of life to you could literally fuck off for five
years. Yes.
And be and and you're going to college there 100%.
If you want to go to college, this is what's killing me about
this. Like I might concede and do
marketing. You don't need to concede.
No, no, you don't need. To do, just go to go.
You're not getting the popcorn in the concession stand, OK.
Yes, exactly. Put the crunch a bunch back.
The crunch a bunch back. Or is a bunch of.
Soda is $8.50. Put it down, it's not worth.
It save that money, work your ass off and spend it on acting
classes, spend it on film classes, spend it on educating
yourself on what you want to do. But King, you do not need to go
to college unless you want to something.
Yes. If you know what you're true,
you are so motivated. Also wow you know why this is
honest? Like hitting a little.
I, I have the same journal and I've had since 7th grade.
How I just like skip two years at a time.
So like, so like, but literally the first entry is the day
Michael Jackson died. Wow.
Yeah. And I still haven't.
What did you say? Michael Jackson died.
He was really good. Like or feeling thriller?
Yeah, he was the King of Pop. He was the king of my thing.
He rests in power. Maybe he rests in power.
Well, I didn't say that then. I said rest.
But like, I wrote down in 10th grade, like legally I'm allowed
to, you know, emancipate myself. I can, you know, I wrote down
like, I think it's time for me to run away to New York City.
Like it's fine, but like no would have lasted 4 minutes.
Would have been terrifying. Horrible, but I felt that pull
and that pull ultimately still pulled me in.
Called the Wild. It is the call of the wild.
So I think if you're 16 and you finish high school, finish high
school for sure. But like, yeah, he's got to do
it. You just got to do it.
You got to go for it. And the worst thing that happens
is that you don't think it is what it was going to be, and
then you make a new decision. Exactly dude, you have a place
to stay and it's going to be brand new life experience.
You're ambitious. You're going to get tough.
You're going to bond. You're going to California, bro.
Like it's, it's better than where you are right now.
I'm telling you right now. Yeah.
And you want to go to college there?
Yeah. No, 100%.
He's scared about leaving everything behind.
But this is the time to leave stuff behind.
Yes, it is. It doesn't get easier.
No, it doesn't get easier the longer you're in something.
Dylan how many people do we know, relationships, jobs,
friend groups that are not good, but they're like, well, it's all
I've ever known. Hey, I mean, yeah, they never
leave. They never leave the town.
I mean, he's in the biggest town in America.
But yeah, you got to do it, dude.
I'm. I'm excited for you who act like
you got to do it, bro. There's literally you got to do
it. No doubt in my mind.
So many people would want to have that, yes, want to have
that set up. You got to.
You have what? What?
The kids, You have some gumption here, you have some.
You got gum spot? You have, Yeah.
You have some gall, you. Got some, You got some.
You got some gall. The gall on you, the gall, the
gall on you to go to the other side of the country.
You do it. Hey, how do you feel about the
word of the year this year from Oxford?
Rage bait first impression. Rage.
You think them making rage bait the word of the year was rage
bait in itself? I do, I think that's some why
I'm not a pipe type shit because what the fuck are you talking
about? Oxford?
You are supposed to be. A.
They rage baited you. It's true though, is it not?
This has been the year of everyone just baiting, Baiting
the rage, come here, come here, rage, come here.
I know, but that is why dating is the way it is.
That is why money is the way it is.
It is like they I'm serious. Because people, the rage bait is
we're getting messaging that the economy is good while we're
living in a recession. True.
We're in the K We're in the K economy where the the rich is
getting rich in the port, Yeah. Yes, so rage bait about money,
which is like what are you talking about?
Yeah, this sucks. Dating, it's like you're hearing
all of these horrible situations.
You're only hearing the bad ones.
You're never hearing anyone. Be like, I went on two dates to
this person and now I think I've found you're only hearing like
yes, he came in and made me pay and also called me and also
called me ugly. But like, you're hearing the
worst of the worst. Yes, and.
So then it's red Pilling everyone.
Yep, everyone's on a red pill and I think that is why it is
bad that they chose it even though it maybe it's accurate.
You're upset for that? Are you upset of them or are you
upset of how true it is? Damn, damn.
You know why? Clearly I'm super rage batable.
Dude, we all are. We're all ready to get angry
immediately. And we and we and we kind of
like it. That's the bad part.
We do. Can I be honest?
That's. The bad part, I mean, yeah, I'm
here. Women are getting pissed, right?
For the first time ever, women as a whole are hyping each other
up to be angrier, to be meaner, to be more cold, to be ruthless,
to take it out, to not withhold, to not move out of the way when
the men is barreling at you and they think that you're supposed
to get out like. We I've seen the tik.
Toks. I've seen them, Yeah, you guys
are. We are.
Every what? Every You know what all I want
for Christmas? Yeah.
Is to beat the shit out of a man.
That's that's what every woman is.
Think one light full Christmas here is just one thing and I tie
you up on the tree and break your orbital socket.
Somebody get me a gun for his kneecaps right now.
Not fatal, but will make him think about me every time he
limps. Stop telling me to smile.
OK, I'm going to be honest with you, and I know this is like
dropping a little nugget, but this is all I'll say about it.
OK. For the second date of this
person that I'm seeing, we went axe throwing and I was very.
Good at Yeah. Yeah.
And how? Did I feel about it?
You, you were like, like, you felt the power.
I was ripping Bull's eyes. Whoa.
And I don't know what was fueling what because I'm not
historically known for my athletic prowess, but but I was
just like I, I got to be. I am going to.
You're like, OK, it's. And I'm going to make it count.
I'm not playing some pussy shit where I'm like, oh, I don't.
Know. Yeah.
No, give me that. No, give me that.
I got it. Give me yours too.
And I was just, I felt like freaking Freya.
I felt like freaking I am the boy.
So I felt just like I had a sword in my sheath, and I was.
Just like you were. AI was a Valkyrie.
You were Valkyrie, you were Valkyrie.
You were from the from the heaven.
You were from Valhalla. Come down.
Yeah, no. And was the and was the deity
kind of like, oh wow. This is what he said a couple
times. You're pretty good at this.
The eyes thing, holy shit. Yeah, and I was like, so what's
your middle name, you know? Yeah, What's your favorite color
do? You want to get wings after
this. Boneless Sir, or the good guy?
What do you call bone in? Bone in.
That's fun.
So yeah, I think all I want for Christmas is to beat the shit
out of a guy. Yeah, I think most women.
I mean, I've seen the Tik Toks I've seen.
The I thought we're reading so much these days.
I've seen the female tik toks of them hyping each other up and
just now look I get it. Do you?
No, but I'm saying well, I actually do because I am also
around men that annoy the shit out of me.
But there's a next level. Trust me, I'm I'm at the bottom.
I, I will say I don't know if it's maybe the best to just be
hyping up people to just one gender, to just hate the other
one and when I RIP them apart, but.
Here's my thing. There's only so much you can do.
And also, I mean, there is red pilly stuff and that's also
pretty, pretty horrific. It is, and I have to say,
considering we've spent most of the whole time just receiving
violence for no reason in gross numbers that statistically will
not change, that are actually getting worse just by being
around, I feel really good about us hyping each other up to do it
back for a reason. Maybe there should be like a?
Not violence per SE. I'm not pro violence.
I am pro. Every woman should be given just
like a paintball gun, right? A rubber bullet, something just
like they, they reach 18 and, you know, men sign up for the
draft and women sign up for their paintball gun.
Love it. And then they're given that
they're trained and when they use it, they, they, they have to
explain themselves. And there might you know.
They're so attached to it, it's tactical.
It's tactical. Maybe they might, maybe maybe
they even got to wear AI was going to say maybe they have to
wear a what is a body Cam? But like, that's only going to
work in their favor, by the way. Yes, it is because those start
circulating people are like the judge is going.
To be like, I mean, yeah, that guy was creepy as shit.
Yeah, Yeah. Shoot, yes.
Yeah, Yep, Yep, non. Lethal.
Non lethal. Non lethal.
Because we are, yes, anti war. But.
I yeah, I just, here's the other thing I was thinking about and
I'm and I'm, I'm workshopping this idea.
Got it. We have a minute, 53 seconds
left. Perfect way to end.
Perfect note to end on. How do you feel honestly about
this is going to haunt me, but I have to say it.
You got to say it. There being some sort of like a
new protocol for like men's birth control and like a more
permanent way are. We talking about forced.
We're talking, are we? Are you workshopping forced
sterilization in like a? Cute way no?
I think there's AI, think there's a.
Maybe. OK, here's what I'll say.
No, I'm not 45 seconds left. I'll say maybe I need to talk
about this more. I will say maybe there's a you
get put on probation and and your, your your balls get zapped
for three to five years. I don't know, maybe something.
Yeah, that's what you want. That's that's in the arena.
That is in the arena. In that arena, OK, these are
scary thoughts, but also with is the only way we get through just
talking about it, right guys? Yes it is.
And you know what? Let's not kid ourselves.
We all think about shit like that.
Yeah, the classic. We all do.
We all, we all do. OK, This is probably going to
end at any moment. All right?
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