1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:04,600 OK, welcome back to another episode of the show. 2 00:00:04,600 --> 00:00:06,280 Hello, everyone. It's Dylan. 3 00:00:06,280 --> 00:00:09,240 Lil, how are we? Lil's excited. 4 00:00:09,240 --> 00:00:10,440 She's in the jammies. I'm. 5 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:12,160 In my jammies. Wellness check. 6 00:00:12,600 --> 00:00:17,880 Wellness check starting day off. It is 12. 45 and she's in the 7 00:00:17,880 --> 00:00:21,440 pyjamas. Yeah, be unemployed. 8 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:23,080 That's a good one. That's a good. 9 00:00:23,080 --> 00:00:25,520 I'm still giving shortcut energy and we bring that. 10 00:00:25,520 --> 00:00:26,280 Down. That's tiny bit. 11 00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:29,320 There we go. You look 5/6 and 1/2. 12 00:00:30,240 --> 00:00:33,320 I watched the the first episode when I was editing it real quick 13 00:00:33,320 --> 00:00:37,720 and I go, God, I look so short. I mean, it's never, I guess it's 14 00:00:37,720 --> 00:00:39,880 never a bad thing to be taller than you look, right? 15 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:43,240 Right, to be clear, we are good with that. 16 00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:47,520 But at that six sixer, it is funny to be like what the Yeah. 17 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:48,720 Whoa. Yeah, that's. 18 00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:51,880 Not me. Any other Wellness check news? 19 00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:53,960 Because you guys, as we know, we start at the beginning of the 20 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:57,080 episode with Wellness check. If you want to send your send in 21 00:00:57,080 --> 00:01:01,880 your Wellness check, you can text the number for the for the 22 00:01:01,880 --> 00:01:07,360 show or call, leave a voicemail, 347-566-9741. 23 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:17,000 You'll get it. 867-5309. Or DM me or no, Lily doesn't. 24 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:18,480 You don't have. I don't do that. 25 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:26,280 Yep. Hey, it's all it's it's gotten 26 00:01:26,280 --> 00:01:27,920 me into trouble. So yeah, you that's a. 27 00:01:28,040 --> 00:01:32,440 Young man's game. It's a 21 year old guy's game. 28 00:01:33,440 --> 00:01:34,720 Any other Wellness checks from you? 29 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:37,040 I do. It's more of a funny story that 30 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:41,120 I felt very much like a single mother, and I hate to even use 31 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:43,520 that for cats, but. One of mine's funny. 32 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:45,320 One of mine is kind of deeply sad. 33 00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:47,440 OK, I want to hear both, I think. 34 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:52,160 I think the viewers deserve to get soft and funny. 35 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:52,960 They. Deserve. 36 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:55,520 They deserve authenticity. Yes, they do. 37 00:01:56,480 --> 00:01:57,280 Yes. They do, yeah. 38 00:01:58,120 --> 00:02:01,760 OK, so this morning I was on the phone with my best friend. 39 00:02:02,120 --> 00:02:04,560 So I'm, you know, you hold it when you're on the phone with 40 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:06,160 your best friend. You do hold it here. 41 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:06,880 You do? Yeah. 42 00:02:06,880 --> 00:02:09,160 You cramp up your trap. You do. 43 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:11,960 Because you want to feel like you're in the 80s and the 90s 44 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:15,280 with the phone, with the which, by the way, some people are 45 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:18,520 getting old Rotary style phones and then connecting their cell 46 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:19,120 phone to them. What? 47 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:23,880 I'm going to find it and send it to you because you, you you're 48 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:25,640 going to need that. Please use some of the 49 00:02:25,640 --> 00:02:30,800 unemployment money to treat Mom. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I like that. 50 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:31,200 Yeah. OK. 51 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:32,920 So you're on. The phone with mom, I will spend 52 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:37,960 seven $5 on that. I will so on the phone, I'm not 53 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:44,440 trying and I had lit a candle my my pumpkin spice candle and 54 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:50,480 winter jammies and and the candle is burning literally 55 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:54,000 right in front of me like this, like the phone this distance. 56 00:02:54,000 --> 00:03:00,040 You're looking at it. My cat Meatball comes flying out 57 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:05,360 of nowhere, leaps onto the table, his Paul lands in the lit 58 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:09,120 candle and then hot wax fly over. 59 00:03:09,120 --> 00:03:12,840 Me. And him all over my hand off the 60 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:14,400 floor. I had to. 61 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:18,320 Here, I'll show you. I had to scrape it up. 62 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:24,360 Goodness. I know God and I am scalded to 63 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:30,000 no end and this cat has now met. Oh sorry, this cat has matted. 64 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:33,600 On the fur, yeah. How is he going to get that up? 65 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:36,320 And Dylan, because I'm a good best friend. 66 00:03:36,480 --> 00:03:38,680 I don't miss a fucking beat. Whoa. 67 00:03:39,240 --> 00:03:41,840 The phone stays in. Phone stays in. 68 00:03:42,360 --> 00:03:43,400 You're listening. You're. 69 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:44,880 Wow, Yeah. And I'm tearing. 70 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:52,840 Just red welts. Yeah, I bathed the cat. 71 00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:58,440 I had to RIP chunks of hot wax out of my cat's like butt fur 72 00:03:58,440 --> 00:04:00,240 are. You still on the foam while this 73 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:04,720 is happening? Wow, that's a positive Wellness 74 00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:05,880 check right there. That's crazy. 75 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:07,880 That's good. That was you. 76 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:09,680 That was doing some Wellness for yourself. 77 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:12,600 That was because I could not stop talking to my bestie girl, 78 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:14,560 you know what I mean? Sometimes you need it, yeah. 79 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:16,120 And she was talking about some shit. 80 00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:17,600 I wasn't going to interrupt her to be like you. 81 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:20,640 Were there with. Wax out of my cat's butt hole. 82 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:23,440 Hey, listen, don't even worry about what I'm doing, yeah? 83 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:25,800 Look, you're with your Mama. Here's the thing, if I'm on the 84 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:27,440 phone with you, I guarantee you I'm listening. 85 00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:30,080 But don't be asking me what I'm doing because it might be 86 00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:31,720 something you don't want to know, but I'm still there. 87 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:33,400 You. Don't want to know If I say what 88 00:04:33,400 --> 00:04:35,160 I was doing, you're going to be like, well, you're not really 89 00:04:35,160 --> 00:04:35,680 paying. Attention. 90 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:37,360 Exactly. And hey, what I am. 91 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:39,480 Yeah. And I was like, you don't have 92 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:41,080 you don't have control over everything. 93 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:42,840 I'm there for you. But I also kind of there's 94 00:04:42,840 --> 00:04:45,320 things happening in my life. I have toddlers is running 95 00:04:45,320 --> 00:04:46,640 around here. Literally. 96 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:53,120 Also, not for nothing, leaping into the candle, thank God that 97 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:56,160 didn't result in like, I don't know, a cat on fire. 98 00:04:56,960 --> 00:04:59,440 I was yeah. I mean the just the the force of 99 00:04:59,440 --> 00:05:00,960 the cat. That's crazy. 100 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:05,040 What is he? He's AI mean he's a. 101 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:07,080 Meatball. Yeah, he's a meatball. 102 00:05:07,360 --> 00:05:08,720 It's a perfect name for. Him. 103 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:10,840 It is a perfect name for him. That's a good one. 104 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:12,320 OK. What's yours? 105 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:18,400 Number one, I realized today, drying rack with clothes right 106 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:21,600 there, think that's been there for five to six days. 107 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:26,200 So that's that needs to get taken of taken, taken care of 108 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:30,080 today. We've all been there. 109 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:32,200 Yeah, now you're just, it's like, well, maybe it's 110 00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:34,440 decorative at this point. And you just look at it and you 111 00:05:34,440 --> 00:05:37,920 go, not today, yeah. Not can't be right. 112 00:05:38,280 --> 00:05:43,000 Not I took this off of it to wear so it's the point now where 113 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:45,120 I'm wearing stuff off the drying rack. 114 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:48,440 Totally. I don't know if that's good for 115 00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:49,400 the. I don't know what it is. 116 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:51,360 Hey, it's good. It's good. 117 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:52,680 Yeah. It feels, yeah. 118 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:55,200 Conservationist of you. Conservationist. 119 00:05:55,320 --> 00:06:01,280 Yes, I'm using ambient. Yes, the ambient humidity to the 120 00:06:01,280 --> 00:06:09,480 non humidity to suck the yeah Anyway, yeah the other night I 121 00:06:09,480 --> 00:06:14,960 don't know why, but I just went. Oh boy. 122 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:22,320 I went into Google and I typed in why do feelings hurt? 123 00:06:26,280 --> 00:06:31,640 That's 100% a real Google. I did. 124 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:38,800 Why do emotions physically hurt? And so anyone was wondering how 125 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:46,920 my Thanksgiving weekend went, that is a just a bit of it. 126 00:06:47,320 --> 00:06:49,280 OK. Did you find like a periodical 127 00:06:49,280 --> 00:06:51,760 That was super helpful? I found some information that is 128 00:06:51,760 --> 00:06:58,280 actually interesting that so your emotions they are in the 129 00:06:58,280 --> 00:07:04,480 same pathways as your physical feelings and pain. 130 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:07,520 They're they like are on the same receptors and some people 131 00:07:07,520 --> 00:07:11,480 think that the reason why they hurt physically is because it 132 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:15,960 was an evolutionary. What is it like something that 133 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:20,840 evolved to tell the human that emotions are important and help 134 00:07:20,840 --> 00:07:26,240 keep you alive. Ergo, if you feel shame for 135 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:29,800 what's maybe it was not good, shame the first one, but but 136 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:37,560 shame. Let's say shame, Shame. 137 00:07:38,280 --> 00:07:43,720 Let's say shame, guilt, low self esteem. 138 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:44,840 Oh, it's. Self loathing. 139 00:07:45,080 --> 00:07:47,160 Self loathing. I mean, those are just the first 140 00:07:47,160 --> 00:07:52,840 ones that come to mind. Completely random I but any of 141 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:58,040 those like it's to help you to go, oh, this is bad. 142 00:07:58,040 --> 00:08:00,480 It's going to prevent me from surviving with the tribe. 143 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:03,720 You know, you feel. You feel guilt for maybe you 144 00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:07,400 steal something from your neighbor's Hut and it it hurts, 145 00:08:07,960 --> 00:08:11,480 you know, and that's helping. That's that's there so that you 146 00:08:11,480 --> 00:08:15,000 go, I shouldn't do this because if they find out again, they're 147 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:19,280 going to chop my head off or or just or just. 148 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:22,000 No, seriously. I mean, seriously. 149 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:25,760 No in the eye for an eye times. It is like, oh, you stole my 150 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:28,360 chicken, I get your hand. I get your hand. 151 00:08:28,360 --> 00:08:31,120 Your hand's mine. And if I'm crazy, I'm. 152 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:32,480 I'm eating it in front of you. Yeah, it's. 153 00:08:32,640 --> 00:08:34,799 Bad Dylan. I'm going to say something wild 154 00:08:34,799 --> 00:08:36,200 here. And you know, it's also crazy. 155 00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:41,880 I feel like, and I'll let I'll let you I'm what imagine if you 156 00:08:41,880 --> 00:08:45,600 stole that chicken and then you and then you overcooked it and 157 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:47,360 it was a it wasn't even, it was bad. 158 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:52,920 The breast was dry, stringy. And then you still get your hand 159 00:08:52,920 --> 00:08:57,480 cut off and you're like, I should have, I should have 160 00:08:57,800 --> 00:09:00,040 marinated it. I should have Oh my God, why 161 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:03,200 didn't I do a salt brine? And now I don't have a been 162 00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:04,920 invented yet the. Internation had not been 163 00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:09,600 invented, but I mean something to lose a hand for a stringy 164 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:13,280 chicken breast. I mean, come on man, can. 165 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:16,560 I be honest with you, that is my version of hell. 166 00:09:18,560 --> 00:09:20,920 It wasn't even. Good wasn't even good. 167 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:23,320 Whack. And then you're, and then every 168 00:09:23,320 --> 00:09:28,080 time you look at it, you go and then you know, you're at dinner 169 00:09:28,080 --> 00:09:30,760 a couple years later and it's a potluck. 170 00:09:31,080 --> 00:09:32,960 That was the first part. And the guy that took your hand 171 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:34,760 is there. That took care is there but then 172 00:09:34,760 --> 00:09:36,840 someone shows up a friend of from the new tribe. 173 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:39,720 You know tribes are hanging out Yeah yeah yeah friend shows up 174 00:09:40,160 --> 00:09:44,880 he brings let's say he O he brings the satchel opens it and 175 00:09:44,880 --> 00:09:47,240 there's a fresh roasted chicken in it and someone comes up goes 176 00:09:47,240 --> 00:09:50,360 no no, no, no, no, no. You can't eat Dylan put that you 177 00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:53,040 see his hand. He does not eat chicken. 178 00:09:53,600 --> 00:09:55,760 Let's. But yeah, take it away. 179 00:09:55,880 --> 00:09:59,200 We'll have it later. But you got to get Yeah. 180 00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:02,440 And I and I go, what's that smell? 181 00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:05,920 What is that? And. 182 00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:10,480 Then it turns into a bloodbath. Oh my. 183 00:10:10,560 --> 00:10:13,320 God, you. Can eat rampage and I feel 184 00:10:13,320 --> 00:10:15,520 guilty after that because I go I shouldn't have killed these 185 00:10:15,520 --> 00:10:18,800 people because. Feel bad, Guilty. 186 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:20,680 That comes all the way back to the emotions. 187 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:26,000 But yeah, an interesting and interesting revelation, and I'm 188 00:10:26,120 --> 00:10:26,800 glad. You googled. 189 00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:28,760 It guys, we we've all been there. 190 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:32,240 Let's talk about Thanksgiving. And yeah, let's what did? 191 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:33,920 But did you have something? You were like, can I say 192 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:34,360 something? I'm. 193 00:10:34,680 --> 00:10:38,920 Going to say something flagrant teetering into delusional. 194 00:10:38,920 --> 00:10:40,360 OK. I mean, that's why we're here. 195 00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:42,280 Totally. Two things. 196 00:10:42,280 --> 00:10:46,040 Well, a science eating, I want to bring up laughing is also an 197 00:10:46,040 --> 00:10:53,280 evolutionary survival tactic because so like, let's say 198 00:10:53,280 --> 00:10:59,320 you're a hunter ooga booga and you have your spear and you get 199 00:10:59,320 --> 00:11:02,360 into a bit of a a tussle with like a Saber toothed tiger, 200 00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:06,680 right? And there's a close call like 201 00:11:06,760 --> 00:11:11,840 the Saber tooth, like right there and then it scampers away. 202 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:14,600 OK, you can't eat the Saber toothed tiger, but you also 203 00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:19,240 didn't die. Like laughing ain't right, 204 00:11:19,520 --> 00:11:23,000 right. And that, yes, the adrenaline, 205 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:26,880 the stress, that also indicates to someone I'm OK, I'm not hurt, 206 00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:30,920 I was just scared. And so laughter, and that's why 207 00:11:30,920 --> 00:11:35,800 laughter and sadness, that's why the theater masks are those two 208 00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:39,000 things together. I'm serious. 209 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:41,640 No, I believe I know. Comedy and tragedy are 210 00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:47,360 inextricable from one another. Hey Will tragedy plus time 211 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:49,440 equals comedy? I heard that. 212 00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:53,040 I heard that. That's. 213 00:11:53,520 --> 00:11:55,800 OK, so that's the one. Thing, wow, that's OK. 214 00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:57,720 So it's it's the release of that tension. 215 00:11:57,880 --> 00:12:01,720 Yes, the really and messaging to other people like I'm good bread 216 00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:05,800 is gone, we're OK, but we'll close call. 217 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:10,840 But what about in the movies when someone gets shot and 218 00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:13,320 they're like, hey, is everyone good? 219 00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:21,280 And they fall back, You know, someone gets shot and they. 220 00:12:21,280 --> 00:12:25,200 Look down in a movie. I do love also sometimes hurts. 221 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:28,680 It makes you almost even sadder because you go, 'cause you're 222 00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:31,320 like, oh shit, I, I have been there where you're like, so 223 00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:34,400 surprised. Yes, but that's just in movies. 224 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:37,360 And also that's a real thing and as weirdly making me sad. 225 00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:40,720 We're going to move on. OK, 'cause the the highlight 226 00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:43,800 reel of all those scenes are like it's everyone's in 227 00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:46,120 fatigues. You know, yeah, yeah, yeah. 228 00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:50,280 It's like the older you get, the more movies really just hit you 229 00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:52,480 harder. I'm never watching a Vietnam War 230 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:53,680 movie ever again. Oh yeah. 231 00:12:53,760 --> 00:12:57,280 Hey, do me a favor, do not watch All Quiet on the Western Front. 232 00:12:57,480 --> 00:12:59,760 That will that one will. Nah. 233 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:03,280 Yeah, it's real like traffic. Thunder is the warm. 234 00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:05,080 Yeah, yeah, of course. The last one in my. 235 00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:06,320 Mind, Yes, yes, yes, that's a good. 236 00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:09,240 One OK, so here's the flagrant, teetering into delusional thing 237 00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:14,480 I'm going to say. Why do I feel like we would have 238 00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:17,520 crushed it in those times? You and me. 239 00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:20,680 Yeah, I feel like we're basic. And you know what? 240 00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:22,640 We're very simple individuals that way. 241 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:28,440 Not made for this time. Wake, haunt, eat, make a bead 242 00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:30,480 mat. Make a what? 243 00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:34,880 Like a beaded. Mat Yeah, put on a little play. 244 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:38,280 When the boys do a little, maybe a little ooga booga ball. 245 00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:40,440 Ooga, booga ball. Yes, all right. 246 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:41,080 We're just. Oh my God. 247 00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:43,080 We're just tan, fit and gorgeous. 248 00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:45,040 Great. Yeah, we make, we do a little, 249 00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:47,880 we do a tiny bit of stand up, but it's like that's not, you 250 00:13:47,880 --> 00:13:51,120 know, it's it's we, we make jokes just in case. 251 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:53,720 Look, we're the people that on the hunt, when things aren't 252 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:56,720 going great, we keep we keep morale up. 253 00:13:56,760 --> 00:13:58,320 We do. We're the hype man. 254 00:13:58,320 --> 00:14:01,520 We're the spirit captains. I would have been a couple other 255 00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:03,280 cousins. Totally would also. 256 00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:08,160 Exactly. But instead we got to think 257 00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:12,440 about the Internet. I mean, no, Yeah, when some 258 00:14:12,440 --> 00:14:16,800 people are like I wish I was born in the prehistoric only 259 00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:19,440 because if you if you're not going to look. 260 00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:22,440 If I'm going to see a mammoth. I want to see him, ma'am. 261 00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:25,760 If I'm not going to have penicillin and like modern day 262 00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:27,680 medicine, I want to go all the way back. 263 00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:30,280 Way back. I'd rather go all the way back. 264 00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:33,000 I don't want to go to oh, they have indoor. 265 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,640 No, no, no, no, it's got to go. It's all or nothing. 266 00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:40,960 Can I be honest with you? It's like it's like first human 267 00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:47,720 born to two, 1000 BC. Yeah, yeah. 268 00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:52,160 And then not again until like. 70s. 269 00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:56,320 Yeah. Remember when this was supposed 270 00:14:56,320 --> 00:14:58,600 to be, by the way? Remember when this was supposed 271 00:14:58,600 --> 00:14:59,880 to be? The Roaring 20s? 272 00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:04,800 Wow, were they wrong. Who said that? 273 00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:07,760 Who fucking said that? I mean, I think I'm like, I've 274 00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:10,720 everyone was just like, oh, it's about to be the last time in the 275 00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:14,000 1920s it was the the flappers. And I get that, that like, you 276 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:18,720 know, all that was there and they had the the little bobs and 277 00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:21,200 they did the thing. And I mean, people had now. 278 00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:23,040 And yes, the Great Depression happened at the end of that. 279 00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:26,120 But like we, we already we. We're in it. 280 00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:28,640 We are in a prolonged Great Depression. 281 00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:31,600 And it happened after a pandemic. 282 00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:34,400 The last the huge pandemic was in the root and the. 283 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:37,880 World War, by the way, which we're about to be in. 284 00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:38,920 Yeah, yeah, yeah. So. 285 00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:41,520 But South America, you guys buckle. 286 00:15:41,560 --> 00:15:44,920 Up for that. Let's try to bring this back to 287 00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:47,240 positivity. Sorry, you're right. 288 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:52,120 Let's go, Let's go to Let's. Go. 289 00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:54,440 Oh yeah. What the book I'm reading your 290 00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:57,000 friend, the thing that someone wrote in that you wanted, in my 291 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,560 opinion. Oh yeah, let's go over that. 292 00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:01,320 Oh, also randomly I just want to I picked this up in the library. 293 00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:03,560 Yeah, let's talk about. I know why I'm reading 294 00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:11,040 Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, I got to say. 295 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:14,720 Don't. He really likes to use. 296 00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:18,680 The N. Word a couple words that I know 297 00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:24,640 it's it's it's appropriate for the time, but it makes it real 298 00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:28,200 hard to and also like. What moved you? 299 00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:32,280 What moved you to pick that up? I'll I'll tell you I saw the. 300 00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:38,720 Last Little Free Library. Oh, the stickers to the top. 301 00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:40,520 This was actually before the stickers. 302 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:45,920 I just was like, you know what, I've already, I've always heard 303 00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:52,840 of of Huck Finn and everyone talks about it and I'm like, I 304 00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:57,640 never read it. And so I was like, what am I 305 00:16:57,640 --> 00:16:58,760 missing? Right? 306 00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:01,520 It's a piece of American literature, is it not? 307 00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:05,160 It is. And, and I think it's still 308 00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:08,359 widely lauded for the storytelling. 309 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:11,720 I think everyone agrees that like the, you know. 310 00:17:12,079 --> 00:17:14,640 It's captivating. I mean, Mark was just doing what 311 00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:16,599 the times are. I I think it also, I was looking 312 00:17:16,599 --> 00:17:20,880 online, people are saying it's like a a real it's a a very 313 00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:24,480 accurate like reflection of what it was like in the in the South 314 00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:27,599 in the early 1800s. Like in terms of people being 315 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:31,560 uneducated just like yeah, and not and I'm only I'm only how 316 00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:32,840 how long went? I'm OK. 317 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:35,840 I'm only 24 pages in. I think you got to wait a little 318 00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:38,400 bit. I would say by page 70 you'll be 319 00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:39,840 like in. It I'll know, yeah. 320 00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:42,880 I'll know whether I'm going to. I, I'm feeling for Huck already. 321 00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:45,840 His dad is mean, is mean to him. So we'll see. 322 00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:50,040 But not something I'm going to take out into the open, maybe. 323 00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:54,720 Don't be reading that. Along at a bar trying to pick up 324 00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:56,080 a girl. What are you reading? 325 00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:59,360 Oh, a book that you read in 8th grade? 326 00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:06,200 Ever hear of this? Ever heard of the standard 327 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:09,920 literature for 8th grade? Well, that's what I'm reading 328 00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:10,280 now. You. 329 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:13,800 In like a bitchy black turtleneck, a glass of orange 330 00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:14,960 wine in front of you. I know you're. 331 00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:19,560 Going to say orange juice, orange juice, orange wine. 332 00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:21,400 Yeah. Reading it, I go. 333 00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:26,000 It's actually super deep. If you really it's a crazy. 334 00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:31,680 The way it talks about society is, yeah, you, you, you don't 335 00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:34,520 even know. OK, so this is a book in my 336 00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:40,640 memory that is formative because when I read it in class, my 337 00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:46,000 teacher, I won't say her name, but she was a well known racist 338 00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:51,080 and yeah, she was ancient. She was like a 75 year old 339 00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:53,720 teacher. She wouldn't retire and she. 340 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:57,080 Was dropping bombs, wasn't she? She forced everyone to say the 341 00:18:57,080 --> 00:19:00,040 word all the time. Say it. 342 00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:03,800 Yeah, yes. It's just like Dylan. 343 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:06,640 I was reflecting on this when I was in choirs. 344 00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:11,040 Wait, your teacher would make you guys all say the infamous 345 00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:16,520 make and what? Out loud in 2007 or 8 upstate 346 00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:20,640 New York. I mean she got reported 347 00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:22,760 constantly but. There was one kid that was 348 00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:24,240 always trying to read though, right? 349 00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:28,520 And I remember him vividly. It was a guy, too. 350 00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:29,920 Yeah, I. Know I'll go. 351 00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:31,320 I'll go. You just read. 352 00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:34,560 I just I want to keep going. Guys popcorn me. 353 00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:37,840 Popcorn me. You can't popcorn yourself, 354 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:40,400 Caleb. OK, you got it, Caleb. 355 00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:48,120 Skyler yeah, so so I was reflecting on also when I was in 356 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:53,600 choirs, we would sing slave spirituals. 357 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:57,720 What? Yes, in my college choir. 358 00:19:57,880 --> 00:20:01,840 Like like old man like. No, like I'm not going to do it, 359 00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:02,600 obviously. Yeah, yeah. 360 00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:06,840 I mean. But like resistance, like slave 361 00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:12,360 resistance songs as like a probably 99.9% white choir. 362 00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:15,200 As like and and was it like a these? 363 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:19,960 Are yeah, of course like these are important songs, but like 364 00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:22,480 there's so. Here's the thing, there's so 365 00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:25,120 many songs to sing. Yeah, guess what? 366 00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:28,200 We also sang once. Guess what? 367 00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:32,320 We also sang once. I mean the the national anthem 368 00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:35,400 for the Confederacy. Like Worse Than That in terms of 369 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:39,880 emotional pain songs written by children who ultimately died in 370 00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:44,560 the Holocaust. Oh my, what is wrong with your 371 00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:46,880 school? That's American University for 372 00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:50,280 you. OK, hold on, I don't want to be 373 00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:54,400 mean where the the songs weren't good, huh? 374 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:57,120 You're. Going to hell. 375 00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:01,440 They're in my kids, they're in my kids. 376 00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:06,160 You're going. You have a direct elevator into 377 00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:07,880 Satan. 'S Ding Dong. 378 00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:10,920 It's one of the elevators. Justify. 379 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:13,600 That it's. One of the elevators that's in 380 00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:17,560 the Freedom Tower that goes like 200 miles an hour. 381 00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:22,440 You have a bullet train to hell and let's move on. 382 00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:23,640 I can't believe that's what you said. 383 00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:25,080 I can't believe that's what you said. 384 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:26,920 That means. That means yes, by the way, that 385 00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:27,760 you're that. You're No, it doesn't. 386 00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:31,080 Wow. You know what? 387 00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:33,240 Horrific. You're right. 388 00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:36,440 And you go, you know what? And you should feel bad because 389 00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:38,520 of that. Your emotions should you should 390 00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:41,040 feel pain. Yeah, you said shame, guilt and. 391 00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:44,000 Pain, all of it. So yeah, that's if anyone anyone 392 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:47,480 feels let me know about Mark Twain or yeah, I mean, that's 393 00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:50,200 dude that that's I hope other people have stories like that. 394 00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:53,120 That's very they gotta. They got. 395 00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:59,880 It we we did have a couple Collins, Lily, the 1st guys. 396 00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:03,120 I cut something before because it didn't work out but whatever. 397 00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:06,160 Anyway, one of our cousins wrote a text about the previous 398 00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:08,000 episode and I think it's really funny. 399 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,520 It's about our grandpa and I'm going to share it. 400 00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:15,760 He goes, this is for sea dog. He goes hey guys watch the pod. 401 00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:17,920 Glad to see grandpa got brought up twice. 402 00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:21,600 Also, as someone who doesn't have a job, didn't have a job 403 00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:23,440 for a while because he's talking because we were talking about 404 00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:24,800 how Lily was getting info for grandpa. 405 00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:29,960 He goes keep pop pop away from any short sort of job talk. 406 00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:35,880 He tried to get me to fly out to Jeff Bezos's house and hand him 407 00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:38,640 a note in person to have him get me a job. 408 00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:44,360 He he said to me, you might not know how to get a job. 409 00:22:44,360 --> 00:22:46,840 And these are some of the lengths it takes to get what you 410 00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:51,760 want. That's insane. 411 00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:55,680 What is it about old people that they think you can just go? 412 00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:58,360 Why out? It's my grandpa's like you 413 00:22:58,360 --> 00:23:00,760 should send a letter to SNL and let them know you're very 414 00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:01,760 interested. Yeah. 415 00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:07,320 What? Yes, he thinks Broadway has open 416 00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:10,040 call auditions. No, literally. 417 00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:13,840 He's got to show up to the audition and dazzle them. 100%. 418 00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:20,800 Not take 15 years of classes. Have an agent you know no well, 419 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:24,080 people. Love to think that you can just 420 00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:28,400 be like just just write him a handwritten letter. 421 00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:32,800 You guys don't want to do the work, the lengths it might take 422 00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:36,600 to get what you want. First of all, how do you he has 423 00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:41,680 security, he's like. Yeah, also, and this is what I 424 00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:44,760 always have to remind myself when Grandpa says some wild shit 425 00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:46,680 about that. He got a job when there were 426 00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:53,200 eight people. Yes, A&B, he went to war time to 427 00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:57,720 get the career that he had, but like so he went to some lengths 428 00:23:57,720 --> 00:24:01,320 for security, but like, yeah, different time. 429 00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:04,000 Different times. There's no GI Bill anymore. 430 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,400 No GI Bill. Oh my God, the GI Bill. 431 00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:09,280 I know the GI. Bill. 432 00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:14,360 Hey, give us four years. We'll set you up at IBM and be 433 00:24:14,360 --> 00:24:17,040 set for life. Hey, we're getting to the point 434 00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:18,640 now where I would go. Sign me up. 435 00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:21,040 Yeah, sign me up. Can you? 436 00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:24,640 Imagine us in the in the Navy. We'd be cooks. 437 00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:25,520 I don't know. They would never. 438 00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:27,320 Yeah. Yeah. 439 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:32,000 Sounds good. I like, I like I I dry my 440 00:24:32,360 --> 00:24:34,280 uniform so it's like too tight on me. 441 00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:37,400 Like I over dry it. Yeah, there's no way. 442 00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:42,000 Yeah, feel pretty code. Let's OK, one guy called and I 443 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,200 don't think we're going to have time for that. 444 00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:46,480 I just wanted to, you know, I actually wanted to discuss. 445 00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:48,880 It was very interesting and I think you'll, you'll have an 446 00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:52,400 opinion on this. So we had a young listener 447 00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:56,640 because I, I've been putting up random posters around the city 448 00:24:57,360 --> 00:25:00,480 saying, Hey, you need some advice from UNK right in. 449 00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:03,880 So this is unk advice and now it's an unk advice. 450 00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:07,800 OK, but he he met the kid, messaged me and he goes. 451 00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:13,560 He goes is this unk? And I go, I go yes it is nephew. 452 00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:20,400 He it was a lot. He actually like he goes. 453 00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:23,160 I can't decide if I should stay here in the East Coast or more 454 00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:26,400 move far far West. I feel trapped here and I want 455 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:29,000 to start over somewhere fair like completely new. 456 00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:31,320 But that would be leaving everyone I've ever known and the 457 00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:33,040 life I've built here. I don't know what the right 458 00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:34,800 choice is. I'm 16. 459 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,440 I don't really know what I want, but my true passion is film and 460 00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:38,960 entertainment. But I think I'm just going to 461 00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:44,400 concede and go into marketing. I was like, oh, he says 16. 462 00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:46,680 He's so young. And I was like, OK, what's 463 00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:47,680 what's school? What's going on? 464 00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:50,800 He goes, I got a viable setup. I can live with my grandma in 465 00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:53,680 California for my senior year. Next year I plan on going to 466 00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:56,480 College in California. So it double S as an escape plus 467 00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:59,680 lower cost of college tuition. He's like, I know I can leave. 468 00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:04,760 I just don't know if I should and I told him he would talk 469 00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:07,760 about it on the show and then I made a joke and was like no go 470 00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:11,680 watch twitch with whatever you young UNS do and he goes you 2GO 471 00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:13,920 book a room in Hospice or whatever you old people do. 472 00:26:15,120 --> 00:26:17,720 Really funny kid is funny all. Right. 473 00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:22,920 I like this kids energy. But I'm just like, dude, you're 474 00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:27,080 16 and you have a place to live in California. 475 00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:29,160 You have to go. Have to. 476 00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:32,880 Have to you. You're so young, you have so 477 00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:36,480 much of life to you could literally fuck off for five 478 00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:37,560 years. Yes. 479 00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:41,360 And be and and you're going to college there 100%. 480 00:26:41,360 --> 00:26:44,360 If you want to go to college, this is what's killing me about 481 00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:47,000 this. Like I might concede and do 482 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,520 marketing. You don't need to concede. 483 00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:52,200 No, no, you don't need. To do, just go to go. 484 00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:54,680 You're not getting the popcorn in the concession stand, OK. 485 00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:57,760 Yes, exactly. Put the crunch a bunch back. 486 00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:00,320 The crunch a bunch back. Or is a bunch of. 487 00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:04,200 Soda is $8.50. Put it down, it's not worth. 488 00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:07,640 It save that money, work your ass off and spend it on acting 489 00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:10,840 classes, spend it on film classes, spend it on educating 490 00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:14,960 yourself on what you want to do. But King, you do not need to go 491 00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:17,520 to college unless you want to something. 492 00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:19,680 Yes. If you know what you're true, 493 00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:23,240 you are so motivated. Also wow you know why this is 494 00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:24,840 honest? Like hitting a little. 495 00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:28,720 I, I have the same journal and I've had since 7th grade. 496 00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:32,400 How I just like skip two years at a time. 497 00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:37,480 So like, so like, but literally the first entry is the day 498 00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:39,400 Michael Jackson died. Wow. 499 00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:42,440 Yeah. And I still haven't. 500 00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:45,040 What did you say? Michael Jackson died. 501 00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:51,560 He was really good. Like or feeling thriller? 502 00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:55,480 Yeah, he was the King of Pop. He was the king of my thing. 503 00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:57,120 He rests in power. Maybe he rests in power. 504 00:27:57,480 --> 00:27:59,360 Well, I didn't say that then. I said rest. 505 00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:07,640 But like, I wrote down in 10th grade, like legally I'm allowed 506 00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:13,760 to, you know, emancipate myself. I can, you know, I wrote down 507 00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:17,520 like, I think it's time for me to run away to New York City. 508 00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:22,840 Like it's fine, but like no would have lasted 4 minutes. 509 00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:26,160 Would have been terrifying. Horrible, but I felt that pull 510 00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:29,000 and that pull ultimately still pulled me in. 511 00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:32,080 Called the Wild. It is the call of the wild. 512 00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:36,200 So I think if you're 16 and you finish high school, finish high 513 00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:39,520 school for sure. But like, yeah, he's got to do 514 00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:40,760 it. You just got to do it. 515 00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:42,800 You got to go for it. And the worst thing that happens 516 00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:45,440 is that you don't think it is what it was going to be, and 517 00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:47,720 then you make a new decision. Exactly dude, you have a place 518 00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:50,840 to stay and it's going to be brand new life experience. 519 00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:53,680 You're ambitious. You're going to get tough. 520 00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:56,880 You're going to bond. You're going to California, bro. 521 00:28:57,440 --> 00:29:00,400 Like it's, it's better than where you are right now. 522 00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:02,040 I'm telling you right now. Yeah. 523 00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:03,520 And you want to go to college there? 524 00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:04,400 Yeah. No, 100%. 525 00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:06,120 He's scared about leaving everything behind. 526 00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:08,480 But this is the time to leave stuff behind. 527 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,680 Yes, it is. It doesn't get easier. 528 00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:13,440 No, it doesn't get easier the longer you're in something. 529 00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:17,120 Dylan how many people do we know, relationships, jobs, 530 00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:20,720 friend groups that are not good, but they're like, well, it's all 531 00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:24,440 I've ever known. Hey, I mean, yeah, they never 532 00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:25,520 leave. They never leave the town. 533 00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:27,680 I mean, he's in the biggest town in America. 534 00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:28,600 But yeah, you got to do it, dude. 535 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:31,400 I'm. I'm excited for you who act like 536 00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:33,560 you got to do it, bro. There's literally you got to do 537 00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:35,200 it. No doubt in my mind. 538 00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:39,680 So many people would want to have that, yes, want to have 539 00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:40,560 that set up. You got to. 540 00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:42,280 You have what? What? 541 00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:45,880 The kids, You have some gumption here, you have some. 542 00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:47,920 You got gum spot? You have, Yeah. 543 00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:50,280 You have some gall, you. Got some, You got some. 544 00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:52,640 You got some gall. The gall on you, the gall, the 545 00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:54,960 gall on you to go to the other side of the country. 546 00:29:55,640 --> 00:30:01,560 You do it. Hey, how do you feel about the 547 00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:04,520 word of the year this year from Oxford? 548 00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:11,480 Rage bait first impression. Rage. 549 00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:16,600 You think them making rage bait the word of the year was rage 550 00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:18,800 bait in itself? I do, I think that's some why 551 00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:21,680 I'm not a pipe type shit because what the fuck are you talking 552 00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:22,440 about? Oxford? 553 00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:24,960 You are supposed to be. A. 554 00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:28,400 They rage baited you. It's true though, is it not? 555 00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:33,280 This has been the year of everyone just baiting, Baiting 556 00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:35,280 the rage, come here, come here, rage, come here. 557 00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:38,320 I know, but that is why dating is the way it is. 558 00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:41,080 That is why money is the way it is. 559 00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:46,080 It is like they I'm serious. Because people, the rage bait is 560 00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:49,040 we're getting messaging that the economy is good while we're 561 00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:50,680 living in a recession. True. 562 00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:53,200 We're in the K We're in the K economy where the the rich is 563 00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:56,960 getting rich in the port, Yeah. Yes, so rage bait about money, 564 00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:59,600 which is like what are you talking about? 565 00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:02,360 Yeah, this sucks. Dating, it's like you're hearing 566 00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:04,920 all of these horrible situations. 567 00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:06,720 You're only hearing the bad ones. 568 00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:10,000 You're never hearing anyone. Be like, I went on two dates to 569 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,080 this person and now I think I've found you're only hearing like 570 00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:15,640 yes, he came in and made me pay and also called me and also 571 00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:17,360 called me ugly. But like, you're hearing the 572 00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:19,120 worst of the worst. Yes, and. 573 00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:20,760 So then it's red Pilling everyone. 574 00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:24,880 Yep, everyone's on a red pill and I think that is why it is 575 00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:27,440 bad that they chose it even though it maybe it's accurate. 576 00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:31,600 You're upset for that? Are you upset of them or are you 577 00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:35,960 upset of how true it is? Damn, damn. 578 00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:39,480 You know why? Clearly I'm super rage batable. 579 00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:42,080 Dude, we all are. We're all ready to get angry 580 00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:45,400 immediately. And we and we and we kind of 581 00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:46,680 like it. That's the bad part. 582 00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:47,800 We do. Can I be honest? 583 00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:49,920 That's. The bad part, I mean, yeah, I'm 584 00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:51,920 here. Women are getting pissed, right? 585 00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:56,080 For the first time ever, women as a whole are hyping each other 586 00:31:56,080 --> 00:32:00,840 up to be angrier, to be meaner, to be more cold, to be ruthless, 587 00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:04,720 to take it out, to not withhold, to not move out of the way when 588 00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:07,000 the men is barreling at you and they think that you're supposed 589 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,760 to get out like. We I've seen the tik. 590 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:11,280 Toks. I've seen them, Yeah, you guys 591 00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:13,120 are. We are. 592 00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:14,880 Every what? Every You know what all I want 593 00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:16,200 for Christmas? Yeah. 594 00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:18,200 Is to beat the shit out of a man. 595 00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:20,640 That's that's what every woman is. 596 00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:31,240 Think one light full Christmas here is just one thing and I tie 597 00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:35,640 you up on the tree and break your orbital socket. 598 00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:42,800 Somebody get me a gun for his kneecaps right now. 599 00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:46,920 Not fatal, but will make him think about me every time he 600 00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:51,080 limps. Stop telling me to smile. 601 00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:55,040 OK, I'm going to be honest with you, and I know this is like 602 00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:57,320 dropping a little nugget, but this is all I'll say about it. 603 00:32:57,640 --> 00:33:00,280 OK. For the second date of this 604 00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:08,280 person that I'm seeing, we went axe throwing and I was very. 605 00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:12,520 Good at Yeah. Yeah. 606 00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:13,760 And how? Did I feel about it? 607 00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:16,520 You, you were like, like, you felt the power. 608 00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:20,000 I was ripping Bull's eyes. Whoa. 609 00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:23,240 And I don't know what was fueling what because I'm not 610 00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:30,560 historically known for my athletic prowess, but but I was 611 00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:35,160 just like I, I got to be. I am going to. 612 00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:39,440 You're like, OK, it's. And I'm going to make it count. 613 00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:42,240 I'm not playing some pussy shit where I'm like, oh, I don't. 614 00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:43,760 Know. Yeah. 615 00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:46,160 No, give me that. No, give me that. 616 00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:48,360 I got it. Give me yours too. 617 00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:53,640 And I was just, I felt like freaking Freya. 618 00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:56,040 I felt like freaking I am the boy. 619 00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:59,560 So I felt just like I had a sword in my sheath, and I was. 620 00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:02,800 Just like you were. AI was a Valkyrie. 621 00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:04,240 You were Valkyrie, you were Valkyrie. 622 00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:07,200 You were from the from the heaven. 623 00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:08,480 You were from Valhalla. Come down. 624 00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:13,520 Yeah, no. And was the and was the deity 625 00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:17,639 kind of like, oh wow. This is what he said a couple 626 00:34:17,639 --> 00:34:19,440 times. You're pretty good at this. 627 00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:24,360 The eyes thing, holy shit. Yeah, and I was like, so what's 628 00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:31,360 your middle name, you know? Yeah, What's your favorite color 629 00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:35,320 do? You want to get wings after 630 00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:41,360 this. Boneless Sir, or the good guy? 631 00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:44,000 What do you call bone in? Bone in. 632 00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:49,159 Bone in. That's fun. 633 00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:51,920 So yeah, I think all I want for Christmas is to beat the shit 634 00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:53,800 out of a guy. Yeah, I think most women. 635 00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:56,280 I mean, I've seen the Tik Toks I've seen. 636 00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:57,960 The I thought we're reading so much these days. 637 00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:01,960 I've seen the female tik toks of them hyping each other up and 638 00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:05,320 just now look I get it. Do you? 639 00:35:06,240 --> 00:35:11,600 No, but I'm saying well, I actually do because I am also 640 00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:13,200 around men that annoy the shit out of me. 641 00:35:13,240 --> 00:35:16,720 But there's a next level. Trust me, I'm I'm at the bottom. 642 00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:22,240 I, I will say I don't know if it's maybe the best to just be 643 00:35:22,240 --> 00:35:26,120 hyping up people to just one gender, to just hate the other 644 00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:28,760 one and when I RIP them apart, but. 645 00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:32,320 Here's my thing. There's only so much you can do. 646 00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:35,080 And also, I mean, there is red pilly stuff and that's also 647 00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:38,320 pretty, pretty horrific. It is, and I have to say, 648 00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:41,720 considering we've spent most of the whole time just receiving 649 00:35:41,720 --> 00:35:45,320 violence for no reason in gross numbers that statistically will 650 00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:48,720 not change, that are actually getting worse just by being 651 00:35:48,720 --> 00:35:55,040 around, I feel really good about us hyping each other up to do it 652 00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:58,520 back for a reason. Maybe there should be like a? 653 00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:02,080 Not violence per SE. I'm not pro violence. 654 00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:06,240 I am pro. Every woman should be given just 655 00:36:06,240 --> 00:36:11,800 like a paintball gun, right? A rubber bullet, something just 656 00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:18,320 like they, they reach 18 and, you know, men sign up for the 657 00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:21,640 draft and women sign up for their paintball gun. 658 00:36:22,240 --> 00:36:23,720 Love it. And then they're given that 659 00:36:23,720 --> 00:36:26,720 they're trained and when they use it, they, they, they have to 660 00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:28,520 explain themselves. And there might you know. 661 00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:31,000 They're so attached to it, it's tactical. 662 00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:32,920 It's tactical. Maybe they might, maybe maybe 663 00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:35,600 they even got to wear AI was going to say maybe they have to 664 00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:38,640 wear a what is a body Cam? But like, that's only going to 665 00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:41,520 work in their favor, by the way. Yes, it is because those start 666 00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:43,400 circulating people are like the judge is going. 667 00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:46,000 To be like, I mean, yeah, that guy was creepy as shit. 668 00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:48,040 Yeah, Yeah. Shoot, yes. 669 00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:50,000 Yeah, Yep, Yep, non. Lethal. 670 00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:52,120 Non lethal. Non lethal. 671 00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:55,080 Because we are, yes, anti war. But. 672 00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:58,760 I yeah, I just, here's the other thing I was thinking about and 673 00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:01,400 I'm and I'm, I'm workshopping this idea. 674 00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:02,920 Got it. We have a minute, 53 seconds 675 00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:04,400 left. Perfect way to end. 676 00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:12,040 Perfect note to end on. How do you feel honestly about 677 00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:16,400 this is going to haunt me, but I have to say it. 678 00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:21,280 You got to say it. There being some sort of like a 679 00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:27,200 new protocol for like men's birth control and like a more 680 00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:31,080 permanent way are. We talking about forced. 681 00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:36,800 We're talking, are we? Are you workshopping forced 682 00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:44,040 sterilization in like a? Cute way no? 683 00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:51,200 I think there's AI, think there's a. 684 00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:55,600 Maybe. OK, here's what I'll say. 685 00:37:55,680 --> 00:38:00,000 No, I'm not 45 seconds left. I'll say maybe I need to talk 686 00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:05,360 about this more. I will say maybe there's a you 687 00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:09,000 get put on probation and and your, your your balls get zapped 688 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,800 for three to five years. I don't know, maybe something. 689 00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:15,760 Yeah, that's what you want. That's that's in the arena. 690 00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:19,080 That is in the arena. In that arena, OK, these are 691 00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:22,520 scary thoughts, but also with is the only way we get through just 692 00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:24,000 talking about it, right guys? Yes it is. 693 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,360 And you know what? Let's not kid ourselves. 694 00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:28,200 We all think about shit like that. 695 00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:34,000 Yeah, the classic. We all do. 696 00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:38,720 We all, we all do. OK, This is probably going to 697 00:38:38,720 --> 00:38:40,000 end at any moment. All right? 698 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:41,880 I love you. I love you, Lil guys. 699 00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:43,720 Thanks for listening. Thanks for watching. 700 00:38:43,720 --> 00:38:47,440 347-566-9741 We will be back soon.