1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:03,360 Just want to warn you right now I just do my makeup and I look 2 00:00:03,360 --> 00:00:08,800 incredible. Oh yeah. 3221. 3 00:00:08,880 --> 00:00:17,680 One, let's see it. Oh, OK, OK, OK. 4 00:00:18,240 --> 00:00:23,680 I I don't want to say. Don't you dare. 5 00:00:23,840 --> 00:00:25,920 I know exactly what you're going to say. 6 00:00:25,960 --> 00:00:27,760 OK, tell me what you think. OK, first of all, flip it 7 00:00:27,760 --> 00:00:28,400 around. So. 8 00:00:28,520 --> 00:00:32,640 So yeah, honestly, Lil Gordon flip. 9 00:00:35,240 --> 00:00:37,880 That ass around. Yeah, yeah, flip that ass real 10 00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:40,360 quick. No. 11 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:42,680 So it's, so it's horizontal. Oh, of course. 12 00:00:43,440 --> 00:00:45,080 Yeah. Are you being recorded too? 13 00:00:45,080 --> 00:00:45,920 Hold on. I'll. 14 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:47,000 I'll stop. OK. 15 00:00:47,040 --> 00:00:48,080 I want to record. OK. 16 00:00:48,120 --> 00:00:50,200 No, Yeah, we're good. Didn't need, didn't need to do 17 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:51,240 that. But you know. 18 00:00:51,680 --> 00:00:55,960 OK, so you look Lil, you look fantastic. 19 00:00:56,160 --> 00:00:59,320 Thank you so much. And I will and I will predict 20 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:01,240 wait, not predicate. I'll preface that with also 21 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:03,840 saying you also look fantastic with no makeup. 22 00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:07,360 You know what girls do in the comments when like a girl loses 23 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:09,320 weight and they're like, she looked good both ways. 24 00:01:09,320 --> 00:01:12,880 And it's like, yes, but also, can we just celebrate, you know? 25 00:01:12,960 --> 00:01:18,040 Totally, and I 'cause I said it first, yes, there's got to be a 26 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:20,000 better way to do this. I just worry if I have a 27 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:21,760 different angle it won't look as good. 28 00:01:22,880 --> 00:01:26,080 You fully reverted to like traditional woman right now 29 00:01:26,080 --> 00:01:26,440 like. It's. 30 00:01:26,680 --> 00:01:32,960 Unbelievable best angles like. You know why? 31 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:36,080 OK, so like Wellness check? OK, yeah, I want to check. 32 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:37,760 Is that good? This is great. 33 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:40,000 This is good. When I. 34 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:41,560 Never mind. No, go ahead. 35 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:42,840 No, I was going to say it's giving teacher. 36 00:01:42,840 --> 00:01:43,480 No, it's good. It's good. 37 00:01:43,480 --> 00:01:43,800 We're good. I. 38 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:47,080 Know it's it's the. But we already know we don't 39 00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:49,120 need, we don't need sexy Lil for the entire. 40 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:50,680 We need. We need professional. 41 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:52,360 We need bosses Lil. Yeah. 42 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:55,000 Yes, exactly. Also, it's so cold so I'm in so 43 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:59,160 many layers. If people aren't listening to 44 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:01,640 the watching the YouTube, they're they are really missing 45 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:04,840 out. They are really truly missing 46 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:06,600 out. OK, Wellness track. 47 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:10,080 Let's do yours Wellness track. So I'm going to a Hanukkah party 48 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:13,320 later, which is why I got ready. Great. 49 00:02:13,840 --> 00:02:17,120 And then I put on my, I did the hair, I put on the makeup and I 50 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:21,440 was like, you can look good. Wow. 51 00:02:21,560 --> 00:02:23,920 You can, I just don't. You know what? 52 00:02:23,920 --> 00:02:24,440 I. Mean. 53 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:27,520 OK, that was a lot more real than I thought it was. 54 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:35,200 That was some deep rooted like to the core and sister, I'm 55 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:37,680 right there with you. OK, I no, no, I get it. 56 00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:38,800 I get it. Where you go you. 57 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:42,080 Know. I am kind of I'm. 58 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:45,760 All right. I aren't the I'm not the biggest 59 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:48,040 slugger that's ever existed in the world. 60 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:50,760 No. And then when I see it done and 61 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:53,680 it's funny, I do revert back, but just like, oh. 62 00:02:54,920 --> 00:02:56,760 Yeah. Oh, OK. 63 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:58,080 Who's this model? Yeah. 64 00:02:58,200 --> 00:03:00,200 No, literally. I'm literally you're gonna go 65 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:02,600 out and just absolutely be an animal to people. 66 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:06,960 Don't look at me. Just absolutely picture. 67 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:08,800 It lasts longer. Scum. 68 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:10,520 Yeah, I will pose. Yeah. 69 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:13,400 So it's. Great. 70 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:15,680 I really like it. It looks really it takes a while 71 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:16,840 though, right? It takes a while. 72 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:22,520 It takes a while and I'm taking a note from the the youth and 73 00:03:22,520 --> 00:03:24,960 it's like, you know what? Just because I don't understand 74 00:03:24,960 --> 00:03:29,960 it doesn't mean it doesn't work. You know, like makeup techniques 75 00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:32,640 and like where to put stuff. Like they work? 76 00:03:32,640 --> 00:03:33,840 No. Yeah, they're proved they work. 77 00:03:34,040 --> 00:03:35,280 It works. I don't it works. 78 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:37,200 This is not what I was doing in 2012. 79 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:41,960 You know what I mean? Oh yeah, 2012 makeup was, yeah, 80 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:43,400 rough. Yeah, it was rough. 81 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:46,000 Rough. We were filling in our eyebrows. 82 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:48,160 They're looking like people from like like what? 83 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:50,800 England where they still do it now where they put like 6 lbs of 84 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:53,320 makeup on. Yeah, the orange, the orange 85 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:55,440 thing going on. OK, what a delicate little. 86 00:03:55,440 --> 00:03:59,120 Oh, pinkies up. What a gentleman. 87 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:01,600 Two shots of espresso. Let's go. 88 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:04,040 Probably gonna, probably gonna hit right when the meeting ends. 89 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:06,840 Gonna be good. You're gonna have butt rain, 90 00:04:06,960 --> 00:04:11,520 but. Is that what I am? 91 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:14,880 No, it's going to say like I'm going to start, like the energy 92 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:16,880 is going to hit. Oh, OK. 93 00:04:17,399 --> 00:04:19,120 I really like the fit. It's nice. 94 00:04:19,519 --> 00:04:21,320 Thank you. Conservative. 95 00:04:21,959 --> 00:04:24,200 Yeah. Because yeah, you're not showing 96 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:26,040 up to a Hanukkah party with your titties out like. 97 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:30,640 That's no as a Catholic. As yeah, Oh yeah, I will say 98 00:04:30,640 --> 00:04:33,480 former, former. This is giving various Catholic 99 00:04:33,480 --> 00:04:35,960 though OK. So here's Dylan. 100 00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:38,200 I'm really trying to keep this lighting without getting my hand 101 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:40,560 in the shot. Well, everyone has seen that you 102 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:42,160 look good. You can put it down. 103 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:48,600 It's you're relishing in it, you're relishing and it's OK. 104 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:53,440 When that Wellness track moment was so it was core deep, yeah. 105 00:04:54,280 --> 00:04:56,520 Yeah, yeah. Because you know what, I think 106 00:04:56,520 --> 00:04:58,920 we delude ourselves and maybe not you because you're in the 107 00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:02,080 business more, but. Like, oh, do you want? 108 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:04,080 You don't want to see the thoughts going through my head 109 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:07,600 when I look in the mirror. What the fuck are you? 110 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:12,040 What are you in? What are you? 111 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:13,600 What are you? What are you hiding? 112 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:16,080 Do you think you are? Yeah. 113 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:19,480 OK, real talk, can I ask you what kind of an existential 114 00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:21,120 question? Go for it. 115 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:25,440 Do you feel like you're outside matches your inside? 116 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:30,000 Absolutely not outside. My outside is is my outside's 117 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:33,000 tall big guy. My inside is like 5 foot 5. 118 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,200 George Costanza. Yeah. 119 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:38,800 And and you're like, yeah. It is. 120 00:05:38,960 --> 00:05:42,560 The way my my inside does not match at all. 121 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:44,200 But I think that's part of the charm. 122 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:46,960 People meet me, they expect one thing and then they go, what the 123 00:05:46,960 --> 00:05:51,800 fuck is going on with this guy? I really have people be like, do 124 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:55,240 you like realize like how I got? No, no, no, I got, I don't. 125 00:05:57,600 --> 00:05:59,360 Please, I don't. I wouldn't want to be known 126 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:00,800 please. Exactly. 127 00:06:01,640 --> 00:06:04,480 It's it's no, it's it's quite a lot. 128 00:06:04,520 --> 00:06:06,680 Saw a photo of me the other day from when I was 21. 129 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:11,560 Oh you posted it, I saw that that sent me that made my spine 130 00:06:11,560 --> 00:06:13,320 feel weird. It's weird, right? 131 00:06:13,880 --> 00:06:16,920 It is because it's so immediately you but also like 132 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:19,800 the side by. Side so different So different. 133 00:06:20,240 --> 00:06:22,680 So different. This is full onk like you're. 134 00:06:22,680 --> 00:06:25,280 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm, you know what I was thinking when I saw 135 00:06:25,280 --> 00:06:25,880 that. I go. 136 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:31,280 So people, everyone has an era of their life where they like, 137 00:06:31,960 --> 00:06:34,400 that's the era they were meant to like be in. 138 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:39,080 Not that the other eras don't work, but it's like, OK, I'll 139 00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:42,200 I'll give you an example. I saw Saw Marty Supreme last 140 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:43,960 night, the new Timmy Chalamet movie. 141 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:45,800 How was it? Good. 142 00:06:46,320 --> 00:06:48,040 I was. OK look, I'm going to be real 143 00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:50,920 with you. I didn't love Timmy for a while. 144 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:54,680 I don't know why. I just, I just, oh, wait, I kind 145 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:57,680 of liked Wonka, OK. All right, that's an inside 146 00:06:57,680 --> 00:06:59,560 move. That's an inside move. 147 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:03,040 It, you know, I actually think Wonka was maybe the turning 148 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:08,480 point for me because I was like, you know, he's doing this dumb 149 00:07:08,480 --> 00:07:11,800 movie and he's and he's fully committing. 150 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:15,320 That's what I'll say. He fully committed to Wonka, the 151 00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:20,480 singing to everything, noodle, noodle toast or yeah, like he 152 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:24,120 did it all And it was not a great movie, but it wasn't bad. 153 00:07:24,120 --> 00:07:27,160 And I went, you know what I got? And again, full on point I got, 154 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:29,640 I got respect for this kid. He's literally like 4 years 155 00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:32,280 younger than me. Whatever reason, I don't know 156 00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:33,800 why I, he always rubbed me the wrong. 157 00:07:33,840 --> 00:07:37,280 He reminded me of kids in high school that I just like, didn't 158 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:41,920 like, you know? Like kind of this cuspy we are 159 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:43,720 putting people in boxes PC. Believe. 160 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:45,160 That's what we do, PC. Believe. 161 00:07:46,240 --> 00:07:48,480 Get on the ground. What are your pronouns? 162 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:57,360 But yes, yes. Cusp like there were a couple in 163 00:07:57,360 --> 00:08:01,320 my school who were traditionally hot enough to get away with 164 00:08:01,320 --> 00:08:06,120 being a theater kid and then they gave him two doses of like 165 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:07,920 but also. Yeah, yeah. 166 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:10,840 Love rap, though, was like, yeah, OK. 167 00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:13,800 But what I was going to say is that number one movie's great. 168 00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:18,480 He's he's so good in it. I'm like, it's just he's great. 169 00:08:18,680 --> 00:08:21,480 He's like he he crushes it. Mad respect for him. 170 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:27,520 But I think I think Timmy is in his era of like early 20s to 171 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:31,320 maybe early 30s of when that's the that's the time where he 172 00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:36,039 looks and matches like that's what he is. 20s for me. 173 00:08:36,840 --> 00:08:40,720 No, just didn't match, didn't look. 174 00:08:40,840 --> 00:08:46,920 The hair was going no, but now the the unk mode is starting to 175 00:08:46,920 --> 00:08:52,280 sink in and I go, OK, now I'm getting to and unfortunately, I 176 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:56,040 mean, I hope it's now, but it's like the true era might not be 177 00:08:56,080 --> 00:09:00,840 50s, but God, man, I don't want to wait another 20 years, but 178 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:02,640 oh, I think it's gonna be you. Is that what you're saying? 179 00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:04,280 I. Think we're gonna be? 180 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:06,400 Hold. I think it's gonna. 181 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:08,160 We're gonna pop. You think we're gonna pop? 182 00:09:08,720 --> 00:09:10,640 You think we're gonna get our first agent at 55? 183 00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:14,040 I think we are John. I really do. 184 00:09:14,040 --> 00:09:15,560 And I and I've come to peace with it. 185 00:09:15,560 --> 00:09:17,160 I feel the same way about getting married. 186 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:22,480 I might be in my 50s for the first time because I think and 187 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:24,880 I'm, you know, I don't have kids, so the timeline's off. 188 00:09:24,880 --> 00:09:29,880 But like, I was thinking about that specifically with our art 189 00:09:30,080 --> 00:09:34,480 and our way. I think we want too much now 190 00:09:34,480 --> 00:09:39,680 that isn't that, that when we're there, we'll have this like 191 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:43,960 stateliness and we'll have this like inner knowing and aura. 192 00:09:43,960 --> 00:09:46,520 Yeah, the calm. Yes. 193 00:09:46,560 --> 00:09:48,800 And like, I'm gonna have salt and pepper Gray. 194 00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:51,000 I'm gonna be wearing a lot of chunky turquoise. 195 00:09:51,280 --> 00:09:54,840 You are gonna be even in more neutrals if that's possible. 196 00:09:55,120 --> 00:09:58,040 Which I I know I mean and I'm just gonna be 1 skin tone. 197 00:09:58,360 --> 00:10:00,920 Can I be honest with you? Can I be kind of ruthless right 198 00:10:00,920 --> 00:10:01,800 now? Go ahead. 199 00:10:01,960 --> 00:10:12,840 You're giving condoms. I am and because my beanie is 200 00:10:12,840 --> 00:10:15,280 like a little bit different color, it's filled, right? 201 00:10:15,520 --> 00:10:20,960 The tips filled I'm giving, I'm giving, I'm giving used condom, 202 00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:26,040 not regular condom used but. You're you're a name brand. 203 00:10:26,120 --> 00:10:31,320 You're a name. I'm Trojan variety pack, so this 204 00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:35,680 is before OK, I honestly OK, this is this is brand new one. 205 00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:43,560 This is the used one. Disgusting. 206 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:46,240 Mate, disgusting. You're disgusting. 207 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:48,760 You're foul for that mate. You're foul. 208 00:10:49,120 --> 00:10:54,800 Absolutely lewd, yeah. Oh my God I have this Co worker 209 00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:57,040 at the restaurant that says Minge. 210 00:10:57,360 --> 00:10:59,080 Minge. I love minge. 211 00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:03,000 It means like, right? I mean, yeah, it's downstairs. 212 00:11:03,560 --> 00:11:05,720 It is downstairs. It is a disgusting term for 213 00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:07,560 downstairs, but I love the term minge. 214 00:11:07,560 --> 00:11:11,120 It like it feels the way, you know, some English words that 215 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:14,160 just like it's a, it's like a good. 216 00:11:14,280 --> 00:11:17,920 It's like chewing a nice, like a nice pretzel minge. 217 00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:19,560 Yeah, yeah. Good mouth feel. 218 00:11:19,560 --> 00:11:22,840 Good mouth feel talking about minge. 219 00:11:23,120 --> 00:11:28,280 Disgusting. Yeah, you fucking lewd mate, 220 00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:30,680 Enough of that. Over the lawn, mate. 221 00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:34,280 Over the lawn. I'll get my wall to check. 222 00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:36,040 OK, Yeah, we'll check. OK. 223 00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:43,840 I've I've I've been watching Hugh Grant ROM coms. 224 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:46,320 OK. All right. 225 00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:49,320 Which ones? OK, OK. 226 00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:52,080 Because there's some good ones. There are some good ones. 227 00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:56,680 I've been a ROM com kick. I've never liked them. 228 00:11:57,160 --> 00:12:00,960 I have never. I've always been like the now, 229 00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:02,840 and that might be reflective of something deeper. 230 00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:04,240 It's all good. Don't eat. 231 00:12:04,240 --> 00:12:06,120 Yeah, I've always been like, these are bullshit. 232 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:09,280 But also I will say a lot of them, the stories aren't very 233 00:12:09,280 --> 00:12:10,800 good. No, they're so bad. 234 00:12:11,160 --> 00:12:13,160 But there are some really good ones. 235 00:12:13,760 --> 00:12:18,320 Crazy, stupid love. So yeah, yeah, yeah, so good. 236 00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:21,640 I actually watch it and I go, how do, how are other people not 237 00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:24,440 watching this and going like, I need to make ones that are this 238 00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:27,840 good because most of them are like real bad. 239 00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:30,320 OK, so I watched Crazy Stupid love that one. 240 00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:33,480 That one's great. I watched 4 Weddings and a 241 00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:34,880 Funeral. Love. 242 00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:37,040 Really good. Really good. 243 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:39,000 I don't love how they tied it up at the end. 244 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,680 It kind of felt like, you know how sometimes you watch a movie 245 00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:44,400 and it feels like the writers all of a sudden were like, oh 246 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:46,920 shit, this movie needs to end in 10 pages, Let's just wrap it up. 247 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:49,320 Yeah. Which is a lot of movies 248 00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:53,800 nowadays where someone's just like, what if it all just worked 249 00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:59,600 out in the next scene? OK I know and they spend 40 250 00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:01,400 pages on the dumbest shit in the beginning. 251 00:13:01,760 --> 00:13:03,960 But they also build it up where you're like, oh, I want to see 252 00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:07,000 how this is going to go. So if way 40 the way the way 253 00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:11,400 'cause I don't know if you remember how 4 weddings and 254 00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:14,480 funeral ends. OK, so she's about to get 255 00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:18,520 married, right? So she's already married and 256 00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:21,040 then so he goes all these weddings, he meets the one that 257 00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:23,200 he loves blah blah. He he can never be with her. 258 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:24,240 She gets married to someone else. 259 00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:29,400 He then like settles for a different woman that's always 260 00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:32,680 wanted to be with him. And then it's on his wedding 261 00:13:32,680 --> 00:13:40,400 day, she shows up just to like congratulate him and he leaves 262 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:44,840 the wedding and leaves her at the altar to be with the other 263 00:13:44,840 --> 00:13:47,200 woman. And they like and and she shows 264 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:49,640 up to his house later and is like, I'm sorry. 265 00:13:49,640 --> 00:13:51,520 And it's raining and she shouldn't. 266 00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:54,720 She starts to run away and he grabs her and they make out in 267 00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:57,680 the rain. And look, it's that perfect ROM 268 00:13:57,680 --> 00:14:01,440 con scene, except for the fact that I'm like you've. 269 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,920 Just ruined a life. Over that other yeah, 270 00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:07,000 absolutely. Like I go. 271 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:11,400 So what's the, what's the theme we're trying to say here? 272 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:16,440 Like just settle? But then if the like, like I 273 00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:17,800 don't, I don't know what the point is. 274 00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:21,120 Like you're always supposed to be it just, it just, I was like, 275 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:23,440 they didn't. Yeah. 276 00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:26,320 Yeah, no creativity there. No creativity. 277 00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:30,360 And also does she, do we know if she divorces or? 278 00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:32,760 She divorced him. She, she was like, it wasn't 279 00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:34,560 meant to be that. She tells him that. 280 00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:38,040 Oh, she also tells him that on his wedding day, he's like, oh, 281 00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:40,920 I'm sorry, it can never be us. And she's like, oh, the count 282 00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:43,720 wasn't for me or something, right? 283 00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:45,400 Literally like some Scottish count. 284 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:49,680 And and then part of me is. And again, not to blame women, 285 00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:52,280 but this is just a. Person sounds like you're about 286 00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:53,920 to blame. Women, it's a person thing 287 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,320 because it could be a guy as well. 288 00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:58,840 If it's someone else's wedding day and you guys have been 289 00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:01,920 intimate multiple times and you know that they secretly love 290 00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:04,960 you, maybe don't tell them you're single the day of. 291 00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:08,360 Maybe don't. Maybe send a card by the way. 292 00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:13,520 Two days before 2 days. Before after the honeymoon. 293 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,640 Congratulations on the wedding by the way. 294 00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:17,800 I am single. I know you don't care any like. 295 00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:20,560 I know, but Dylan, let me push back a little bit. 296 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:23,120 Two days before, 2 days before. You're right, two days before is 297 00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:25,400 better. Two days before is better and 298 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:25,960 listen. To. 299 00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:29,400 Isn't it better that he didn't go through with the marriage at 300 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:31,080 all? Because then Can you imagine the 301 00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:34,040 turn around of a honeymoon and then being like Psych? 302 00:15:34,920 --> 00:15:37,240 You're right, it's better he didn't go through the wedding, 303 00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:45,960 but day of everyone's there rented the parents like I I 304 00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:49,040 truly think when everyone's like if anyone doesn't think this 305 00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:52,680 wedding, speak now forever hold your peace like you never you 306 00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:54,400 never you you can't. No. 307 00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:58,880 It's not romantic unless one of the people is is bad. 308 00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:01,440 But that's the problem they made in this movie. 309 00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:06,280 They didn't make the wife bad, which I think is like she 310 00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:07,600 shouldn't have been. She didn't do anything. 311 00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:10,120 But also, Oh my God, that like have that. 312 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:12,280 I know we're not supposed to feel bad for her. 313 00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:17,000 I felt so bad for her. Yeah, I felt so bad for her. 314 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,880 I go, you just fucked this woman's life up. 315 00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:21,360 Hey, by the way, forever. She's always going to be 316 00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:24,600 thinking about that. Can you imagine the baggage you 317 00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:26,400 would have if you were left at the altar? 318 00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:29,240 Dylan can. You imagine, Can you imagine the 319 00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:32,840 guy she goes with next and gets married to who's always thinking 320 00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:35,040 it's only me because the other guy left? 321 00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:40,920 I mean, talk about looking in the mirror every day on that. 322 00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:44,760 Here's what I'm saying. I kind of know myself enough to 323 00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:47,320 know what I would do if I was left at the altar. 324 00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:49,000 What would you do? You think? 325 00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:53,200 Let's tap into our most reactive and you know. 326 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:54,240 OK, hold on. Wait. 327 00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:56,040 So. So I'm at the altar. 328 00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:58,360 Yeah, it's the love of your life. 329 00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:03,480 Oh, love of my life, because in this I don't know if it was so. 330 00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:06,040 Far. OK, love of my life is love of 331 00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:14,599 my life is so she so guy, this guy walk in and oh, I mean full, 332 00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:18,400 full ape rage. I, I literally go to the guy. 333 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:19,760 Like, are you kidding me? Yeah. 334 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,839 And I and I get what I and I go like in the cartoons. 335 00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:25,119 Hey, Jack and Lee, we got to take care of this guy. 336 00:17:25,119 --> 00:17:26,760 And I go, we absolutely beat the fuck out. 337 00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:28,480 I mean, because that's what that's what you do. 338 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:33,360 You come to my, you come to my house on the day of my wedding 339 00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:36,720 and you disrespect me like that. And by the way, the whole Palo 340 00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:38,600 Dino family is that, I mean, the guy dies, the guy dies. 341 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:43,640 Between the. Uncle and the family absolutely 342 00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:48,000 destroys it. He's a he's a piece of dust. 343 00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:55,120 Just all of us like. Yeah, and by the way, same thing 344 00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:58,800 on your wedding day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 345 00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:00,800 And everyone's going to already while they're doing it. 346 00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:04,160 But I never fucking liked you. Yeah. 347 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:06,680 So. But let's say, let's say she 348 00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:07,960 just runs away. He's not there. 349 00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:13,880 I think I tried it. You make a joke or you? 350 00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:20,000 Try I try to make a you got to be of all the of course, this 351 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,160 happens to me like I don't know, I put that on Sunday. 352 00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:26,360 Morning, huh? Hey folks, sorry you can't 353 00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:28,920 return the tuxedos like something dumb like that. 354 00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:30,080 I'll. Eat some food. 355 00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:31,840 I'm just going to regroup a little bit. 356 00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:34,560 Yeah, yeah. I go, I I take a mic. 357 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,760 We are still having the reception. 358 00:18:36,920 --> 00:18:39,360 We paid for it. We are still having this party 359 00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:43,320 and then fully breakdown drug. Probably most I've ever drunk 360 00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:44,760 before. Yeah, really, really bad. 361 00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:47,600 I think, yes, something along those lines. 362 00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:50,360 What? What do you think you do? 363 00:18:51,000 --> 00:19:01,040 I fully leave the state. You, you walk, you say nothing 364 00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:06,520 to anybody, you walk out and then you get on a bus, Yes. 365 00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:10,360 Anywhere it. Just it takes you to the airport 366 00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:12,960 or a bus depot. We don't hear from you for six 367 00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:16,440 months. 6 full months. 6 full months. 368 00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:20,960 My mustache has grown in I started volunteering at, you 369 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:23,200 know, Glacier National Park. I, I. 370 00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:24,840 Mean a better place to be, yeah. Right. 371 00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:26,480 Like I, I know that's what I mean. 372 00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:29,960 I know myself. I would fully need to go like 373 00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:33,560 Farrell. He he go like, all right, So I'm 374 00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:35,680 gonna, I'm gonna play it. Yeah, I'm gonna actually, I'm 375 00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:38,920 gonna show, like, show you. You're the director. 376 00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:41,880 This is OK. So he's like they go the the the 377 00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:46,680 priest goes and do you Arnold, I'll make up a name that's not 378 00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:49,000 real. So Arnold, I'm making up a name 379 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,120 so they can't even like get into your head. 380 00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:55,920 Do you Arnold, take this Arnold And he goes. 381 00:19:57,240 --> 00:20:01,000 I don't. And he turns and he walks out 382 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:06,800 and he and through the doors close. 383 00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:10,360 Silence. I'm I'm sitting down. 384 00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:17,480 You are just like. You do this, you do this thing 385 00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:21,000 well, you, you look down and you go. 386 00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:27,720 Yes, and you know what? My dad does this. 387 00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:29,680 Yeah. Wow. 388 00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:31,440 We. Yeah, Yeah. 389 00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:32,160 You just look. You go. 390 00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:35,800 You look up. You look at everyone. 391 00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:37,000 You look at me. And I go. 392 00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:40,840 I go, I'll see. I go. 393 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:41,800 Yeah, Yeah. I literally go. 394 00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:45,360 See ya. You turn, you just walk out. 395 00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:51,040 You just walk out and no one sees you. 396 00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:52,960 Your your mom goes to try and stop. 397 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:55,480 I I go, I go and she'll let her let her go. 398 00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:56,840 She's. Gonna be all right, yeah. 399 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,560 She's gonna be all right. Yeah. 400 00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:03,920 And as I would hope you would do for my wedding, I would quickly 401 00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:07,720 MC and be like, hey, guys, so Lil's gone. 402 00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:11,880 Lily, just I just want to, I just want to set the step. 403 00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:14,760 Lily is gone. She will not be coming back. 404 00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:19,920 So she has she has told me. Lily and I did this weird thing 405 00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:22,080 that we made. We wrote a will for our dead 406 00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:24,520 weddings. So here's what's we plan this. 407 00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:25,960 So here's what's going to happen now. 408 00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:29,800 OK, Somehow there's a video of you being like, hey, guys, so my 409 00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:31,560 wedding went bad. Here's what's going to happen. 410 00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:32,920 Thank you. I'll see you all in six months. 411 00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:35,360 That's honestly, yeah. Little. 412 00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:36,680 Faith we have. Yeah. 413 00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:38,000 We have no trust. Yeah. 414 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,920 We plan the death of our weddings. 415 00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:42,480 You know what? I love it. 416 00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:46,240 Not a horrible movie idea, no. I'm kind of obsessed with this. 417 00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:49,360 I think we should jam on a screenplay because I think 418 00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:52,960 there's a lot of anxious people out there who relate, who will 419 00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:55,640 relate. My God, to think someone, 420 00:21:56,120 --> 00:22:05,240 because I it's got to be sub 10% people that that leave a wedding 421 00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:09,640 like no one does it because think of how many people think 422 00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:13,760 of how many people get proposed to and they're like no, but they 423 00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:15,600 but they in the moment they say yes. 424 00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:20,040 Yes, and then 12 hours later. You gotta. 425 00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:24,120 You know what's so funny? Your reaction? 426 00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:26,280 First of all, how would you feel if a girl proposed? 427 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:29,160 We're speaking so broadly here. I know we're both. 428 00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:32,240 In Lil I know you always are so worried about the PC police 429 00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:35,480 breaking your door down, but everyone knows you're 430 00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:37,760 progressive. We, you know, you're, you love 431 00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:39,720 everyone. OK, you. 432 00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:43,920 Have to remember that a lot of people are in that majority 433 00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:45,440 we're talking about and so they get it. 434 00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:48,520 Everyone is assuming you're coming from a but hey, look, 435 00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:50,360 it's I just. Want to be sensitive to 436 00:22:50,360 --> 00:22:55,280 everyone's story? I look, I know we're, we're, 437 00:22:55,640 --> 00:23:00,320 we're especially careful after the podcast title from 2 weeks 438 00:23:00,360 --> 00:23:01,920 ago. Yes, we are, Dylan. 439 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:05,760 Thank you for acknowledging. That yes, we are OK and all. 440 00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:09,640 That was tough. That was a tough one for me. 441 00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:15,600 Mia culpa. Yeah, that's what a husband says 442 00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:19,360 when you when you catch him cheating a Mia culpa. 443 00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:23,480 OK. Here's what I'm saying. 444 00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:28,320 Let's say you're with someone for like 8 months. 445 00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:29,040 OK. And. 446 00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:32,160 You're like. OK, OK. 447 00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:33,840 Oh, she proposes to me. Yeah. 448 00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:39,160 OK, Now look, I'm, I'm going to be straight up, I want to be 449 00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:42,120 truthful with you, OK? I'm a pretty progressive guy. 450 00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:45,680 Yeah. I would compare to. 451 00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:49,360 Yeah, I, I guess compared to where, you know, I would say in 452 00:23:49,360 --> 00:23:51,840 my zip code, yes. In your zip code and for your 453 00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:52,920 demo. Oh my God. 454 00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:56,920 Miles ahead, miles. Miles ahead. 455 00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:01,240 As soon as I get a eyebrow piercing, no longer. 456 00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:07,320 You would look sick and. It'd be a very different yeah, 457 00:24:07,360 --> 00:24:09,440 yeah, yeah, you. Would have to change a lot about 458 00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:11,200 your life. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 459 00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:14,080 Hey, guys. If I get a eyebrow piercing, 460 00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:17,480 call 311 it. No one needs to come, all right, 461 00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:20,880 is all I'm saying. If she proposes to me, I 462 00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:25,760 honestly think I'd be like we got we can't, we can't do but 463 00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:34,880 oh, but I do think part of me would be like, oh, like I do 464 00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:39,160 think one of my legs would maybe start to go up just a tiny like 465 00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:45,320 it wouldn't fully, but a little pop, it would start to pop off 466 00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:47,760 the. Yes, 'cause that feels good. 467 00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:51,120 That's like a beautiful like Moi. 468 00:24:53,360 --> 00:25:01,760 Now, here's why I think it's this is so patriarchal, but we 469 00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:02,880 are in. We are. 470 00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:06,120 Yeah. It's patriarchal, not 471 00:25:06,120 --> 00:25:08,400 patriarchal, right? It's patriarchal. 472 00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:12,120 Patriarchal society. We are in a quote UN quote 473 00:25:12,120 --> 00:25:16,480 patriarchal society. I do think there's something, if 474 00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:20,920 you're fully like something as a man, if you're really thinking, 475 00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:24,840 OK, I raised my hand by accident, let's lower that as a 476 00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:30,000 man in the society with your partner if you're 477 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:34,120 heteronormative. And I do think there's something 478 00:25:34,120 --> 00:25:37,800 good about humbling yourself and getting on a knee and saying 479 00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:41,320 like, like reverse, even though the power dynamic should be 480 00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:44,560 equal, like reverse power dynamic and being like, I'm 481 00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:46,360 humbling myself. I'm putting myself down to be 482 00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:52,840 like, I am asking you because I like, like a respect and like, I 483 00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:55,040 love you. Like I see where it's coming 484 00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:56,320 from. I think there's something good 485 00:25:56,320 --> 00:26:03,240 there because and as being also like, I don't know, if someone 486 00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:04,720 proposes to me like I'm sick, sick. 487 00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:06,640 I'm the I'm like going to be 10 feet away from them. 488 00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:08,720 Go back. What'd you say down there? 489 00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:14,200 I'd make it into a joke. I fully would not. 490 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:16,040 I'd I'd start laughing. I definitely would start 491 00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:22,760 laughing. What's the worst way to you for 492 00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:25,920 you to get proposed to you think also I think you would I think 493 00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:30,920 you would propose to your man, but I do think it would you 494 00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:33,440 would like for the man to propose to you just from the 495 00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:36,520 years of being like men and just all. 496 00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:39,040 All I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man. 497 00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:41,880 The fucking ground. You ask me to be with you. 498 00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:47,560 It's my boot. OK. 499 00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:51,480 So and he'd be like, babe, chill, I love you like sorry, 500 00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:53,760 sorry, sorry, sorry this is from this is from other people. 501 00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:54,920 This isn't about you. I'm sorry, it's. 502 00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:58,160 Lower. Lower. 503 00:26:58,160 --> 00:26:58,800 Lower. Yeah. 504 00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:02,280 You kiss the ground. You pull out a gun. 505 00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:05,800 Because say it. Say. 506 00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:09,960 It say it, say you love me and you'll never fucking leave. 507 00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:14,480 He's like, you know, OK, woo. You go. 508 00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:18,440 Sorry, my bad. That was yeah, yeah, yeah. 509 00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:21,640 OK, the. Answer's yes 'cause. 510 00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:22,600 I'm spitting. Yeah, yeah. 511 00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:23,360 You're spitting. Yeah. 512 00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:29,680 OK, I, I, I go back and forth because, you know, we've lost, 513 00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:33,720 we've lost the art of the gesture in today's modern 514 00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:36,600 patriarchy, in today's modern scene. 515 00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:40,160 You know, I agree. Like back in the day, I was 516 00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:41,480 talking to grandpa. He loves to. 517 00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:43,000 Hold on, wait a second. Oh, no, wait. 518 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:44,040 I just, I just want to interrupt. 519 00:27:44,360 --> 00:27:46,640 I know we usually only do 40 minutes. 520 00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:49,720 We're coming up a nut. We're coming up on 9 minutes 521 00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:51,880 left. We're going to have to end and 522 00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:56,960 restart because the pod is cooking and because, oh guys, I, 523 00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:59,360 I forgot, can we forgot to like tell the audience? 524 00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:03,360 As of right now, I think I might be doing solos every now and 525 00:28:03,360 --> 00:28:05,560 then, but it's usually just going to be Lily and I once or 526 00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:08,480 twice a month. OK, that's kind of the vibe. 527 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:13,800 And look, I mean, you guys like that more downloads go up when 528 00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:15,320 Lily is there. Hey, that's fine. 529 00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:16,960 OK, Hey. The numbers don't lie. 530 00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:19,240 The numbers don't lie, sweetheart. 531 00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:19,600 OK. All right. 532 00:28:20,120 --> 00:28:24,000 It's something personal. But also, you want to hear it 533 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:27,600 more, maybe bump those numbies up to where, where the numbers 534 00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:30,280 don't lie and Lily goes, OK, maybe I will be there 3 * a 535 00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:32,960 month, you know, but right now that's, that's, that's what the 536 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,680 vibes are going to be guys. It's going to be about twice a 537 00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:39,520 month and that's where we're at. So, but you can still send in, 538 00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:44,560 still send submissions, send advice, questions to Lily and 539 00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:48,800 me, 347-566-9741, that's the hotline, all that stuff. 540 00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:50,840 Sorry anyway, I had to do the housekeeping. 541 00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:52,440 Completely forgot. Because of the housekeeping, 542 00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:54,200 because this business first and foremost. 543 00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:57,000 But this is basically it's just us Facetiming and I forget that 544 00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:58,160 other people are just like, listening. 545 00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:01,480 Totally. I actually did forget for about 546 00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:04,160 a minute until I saw the recording and then I was like Oh 547 00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:05,680 my God, Big Brother. And now I. 548 00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:07,720 Remember Big Brother, Big Brother Panopticon? 549 00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:10,680 I love that word. By the way, such a good shout 550 00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:12,520 out to George Orwell. Pan out the gun. 551 00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:16,280 OK, so grandpa, this story, so he. 552 00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:21,160 Loves telling me about the story of him and grandma meeting and I 553 00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:23,120 was just like Oh my God So what at the. 554 00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:26,440 Bar right. Yes, and she was smoking and he 555 00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:31,400 was like a lady that smokes and then and then he was like, I'm 556 00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:34,960 gonna dance with her all night and his friend Mousy or whatever 557 00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:38,320 was like. That's really what's his name. 558 00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:43,560 And then Mousey was like, you're gonna leave a guy hanging and 559 00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:46,120 he's like, I think I met the love of my life, baby, you know, 560 00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:47,240 like it's. Legit. 561 00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:49,720 And then they'd literally Just Dance. 562 00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:53,320 And then he literally just asked her to walk her home. 563 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:57,080 And then he was like, I'm gonna marry her. 564 00:29:57,560 --> 00:30:00,080 Yeah, now here's the problem though. 565 00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:00,880 I. Know. 566 00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:05,600 I think that set up all of us to go. 567 00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:08,000 That's the only way that we can find love. 568 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,240 It's. Our sickness. 569 00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:14,080 It is 'cause we're such romantics and all of. 570 00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:18,040 Us in the Palladino family. And we heard that. 571 00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:21,360 And we go like somebody's going like my computer, Sorry. 572 00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:25,040 We heard that. And we were like, oh, that's 573 00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:28,600 what we have to get. Thunderbolt lightning strike. 574 00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:31,560 Totally. Or or else it ain't real. 575 00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:36,800 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's got to be like that. 576 00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:39,400 You got to be. When you see the guy, a guy 577 00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:43,800 walks up to you and you go, yeah, it's you, yeah. 578 00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:47,600 I know, I know. Grandpa sold his car to buy the 579 00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:48,880 ring for her. I know. 580 00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:53,680 Yeah, he like pawned his car. I mean, it also it sounds like 581 00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:57,120 it's a made-up story from the 1930s, but he literally pawned 582 00:30:57,120 --> 00:31:00,920 his car to get a ring and asked her to marry him. 583 00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:05,280 I think 14 days later. 10 days later. 11 days later. 584 00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:08,960 But here's what I mean. Can you imagine the giggle 585 00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:13,320 giggle if you were out with a with a lady and you were like 586 00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:15,760 maybe in her neighborhood, maybe it was like a 20 minute walk. 587 00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:18,160 You know what I mean? Maybe you're going from Tribeca 588 00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:22,560 to the to Lower East Side. Yo, you got it? 589 00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:24,600 Yeah. I live there. 590 00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:28,760 Yeah. And then she was like, no, you 591 00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:31,720 don't have to. And you're like, no, I insist. 592 00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:36,640 Oh. Walking her home, yes. 593 00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:39,080 And then that's where it ends. You don't even kiss, you just 594 00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:42,120 walk her home. She will be like what the hell 595 00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:46,040 just happened? Oh, walking your girl home and 596 00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:49,120 then taking her to her door and then just saying like it was 597 00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:50,360 great to see you. Bye. 598 00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:51,440 Yeah, the. Girl. 599 00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:52,480 This is the girl. This is the girl. 600 00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:56,760 Going inside. Open closed door, but here's the 601 00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:57,480 wall. Wall. 602 00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:06,120 Because even that gesture, it's. So it's a gesture, right? 603 00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:09,320 OK, it's a gesture thinking about the old, the olden days 604 00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:10,280 and. It's like. 605 00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:14,400 Yeah, people used to be like, hey, do you want to wear my 606 00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:17,400 Letterman jacket? Oh, you're right. 607 00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:20,800 And they were like, does that mean we're going steady, you 608 00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:21,960 know? As it does a. 609 00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:24,160 Lot of gesturing or like. There's more gesturing. 610 00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:26,880 There is because. Sex took a little bit longer. 611 00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:32,720 Yes, even though I'm very pro, we are yes, of course porking 612 00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:40,520 here, but it's. Hey, there's one thing I'm pro, 613 00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:43,040 OK? I was about to make a joke and 614 00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:45,960 you're not gonna like so. I'm no, I I felt the restraint 615 00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:47,360 from here and I really appreciate. 616 00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:49,960 It I know you appreciate it. Yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna I'm 617 00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:52,920 gonna text it to you. No, no, I'll, I'll, I'll tell 618 00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:56,920 you after the show anyway. So yeah, but there's something 619 00:32:56,920 --> 00:33:00,800 nice about the restraint of being like, let's just, no, I 620 00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:03,640 got you. So the knee, you're right, I 621 00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:05,920 don't need it. It sometimes when I see it, I'm 622 00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:10,160 like, oh brother. But then if I really think about 623 00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:12,520 it. But here's my nightmare public. 624 00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:15,640 Or I was gonna say, yeah, restaurants. 625 00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:20,960 But you know what I love Jumbotron at a sports game. 626 00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:25,880 I love that. You know, I didn't think you 627 00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:27,520 would. I love it. 628 00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:30,120 You're on screen. You're on screen. 629 00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:33,640 But also it's like kind of funny and dumb, yes. 630 00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:37,080 And everyone's like, yeah, yeah. And you get, so then you get to 631 00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:40,240 like perform for everyone. They're like, yeah, it is kind 632 00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:41,920 of OK. What what event? 633 00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:43,880 I'm saying baseball for you. Right, hockey. 634 00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:45,960 Hockey. Oh, no, hockey. 635 00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:48,560 Because it's kind of like. Yeah, yeah, yeah, hockey. 636 00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:52,400 'S and then and then all there's this tender moment that softens 637 00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:54,920 all the tough guys. All the, all the fighting, Yeah, 638 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:58,120 yeah, yeah, you. Know they are like Oh my gosh 639 00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:00,680 this sport is so brutal but look at love persist. 640 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:06,120 OK, hockey game. I would say ideally something 641 00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:08,440 where he brings you out on the ice to like play a game. 642 00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:11,120 He sets something up to where you get chosen. 643 00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:15,120 You have to like hit the puck in and then he comes out and 644 00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:16,920 they're like, oh, hold on a second, one second. 645 00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:19,239 And then he, yeah, yeah, that's nice. 646 00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:22,679 Here's my perfect scene. I take that game too seriously. 647 00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:28,920 Like, if it's like a like a goal game, I go crazy way too hard. 648 00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:30,880 Yeah. Yeah, you fall like. 649 00:34:31,199 --> 00:34:32,960 Yeah, I have a gash. You're a gash. 650 00:34:33,159 --> 00:34:35,880 Like fully gash? I have full, I'm fully. 651 00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:37,600 I have a flesh. Wound you're bleeding. 652 00:34:38,159 --> 00:34:40,199 And then he's like Jesus, babe, like. 653 00:34:40,199 --> 00:34:43,280 He goes, OK, well I. Yeah. 654 00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:46,679 Yeah, honestly. Cooler. 655 00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:50,040 Yeah, yeah, and smooching. OK, what about you? 656 00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:52,880 What game? Oh, what game for me. 657 00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:56,400 Yeah, U.S. Open. 658 00:34:56,840 --> 00:35:01,760 Damn, No, it's too all the the golf and everything. 659 00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:08,160 It's too like, yeah, it's, it's too pretentious, too high end. 660 00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:14,720 I'm like bocce ball like. Oh my God, you are 59 years old. 661 00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:15,800 Yeah. I don't know. 662 00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:20,280 I mean, like football is too. It's too big of a thing. 663 00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:24,000 Maybe basketball game? I see a Knicks game for you. 664 00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:27,280 We'd it'd have to be something where I rigged it to where like 665 00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:33,600 I I made the half court shot. I can't I can't miff the half 666 00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:35,960 court shot. So whether they like put a drone 667 00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:37,240 in it or something. So it has to be. 668 00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:40,160 Just see the ball. It's just like. 669 00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:51,000 Yeah, that's that's the only. Yeah, I think that would be or 670 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:51,760 or. I don't know the. 671 00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:54,560 Olympics. Oh, soccer would be kind of 672 00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:56,680 yeah. Did you do a sport? 673 00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:59,680 Did you swim? I swam, I played bat. 674 00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:01,680 I hated all of them. Totally. 675 00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:04,200 Yeah, I think you were. Put upon you because of your 676 00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:05,200 height. Exactly. 677 00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:06,200 That's why I didn't want to do it. 678 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,720 And I just like I didn't have the, I just knew immediately, 679 00:36:09,720 --> 00:36:12,280 like I didn't care about competing. 680 00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:15,680 And then also when you compete for something and you're not 681 00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:19,600 that good at it, it's it's even more frustrating because you 682 00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:22,920 want to be really good so that you're competitive with 683 00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:25,280 everyone, but then the same time you're like, but I'm not the 684 00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:26,240 best. Yeah, I know. 685 00:36:26,240 --> 00:36:29,000 It's it's brutal. You know what? 686 00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:34,280 That's why I sustain here. Musical theater and sports, same 687 00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:35,280 deal. Dance. 688 00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:38,240 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Instrument. 689 00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:41,800 Yes, you can want to be good. You can practice, practice, 690 00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:43,360 practice. Some people just have that 691 00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:45,840 inner. It's like, like chefs, like real 692 00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:47,520 chefs. They got it, yeah. 693 00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:50,200 I can follow a recipe like anybody else, but you got to 694 00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:52,040 know how to. No, yeah, I'm not coming up 695 00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:53,160 with. I'm not the creative. 696 00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:56,640 Like throw some paprika and then you go, paprika, this is this is 697 00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:58,120 ice cream. And they go, trust me, it'll 698 00:36:58,120 --> 00:36:59,200 work. And then you taste it and you 699 00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:00,480 go, holy shit. What? 700 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:02,320 Yeah. What the? 701 00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:05,280 OK, little hot tip for the viewers. 702 00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:10,560 If you have fresh fruit that you're just going to eat right, 703 00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:12,760 you're just going to eat a little fresh fruit, sprinkle a 704 00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:15,480 little salt on there. Sprinkle a little salt on your 705 00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:16,840 cantaloupe. I swear to God. 706 00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:20,480 You know, I, Yeah. That brings that brings some 707 00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:21,800 stuff out. Yeah. 708 00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:25,160 Some real flavor out it. Just adds a little. 709 00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:27,680 So you're. Saying sweet and you're saying 710 00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:29,160 kettle corn. It's making a little sweet and 711 00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:31,800 salty kettle corn. OK, I like that. 712 00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:36,080 I think salt, salt on the yeah, not a, not a salt and salt on 713 00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:38,600 the, the, the cantaloupe. Yeah, yeah. 714 00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:43,000 Salt on a Oh, salt on a, on a watermelon. 715 00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:46,120 Yeah. No, that's really good. 716 00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:51,160 You know, I've never thought about how I would propose and I 717 00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:55,120 don't know, 'cause I don't want to do the big out in front of 718 00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:59,200 people stuff, but I also don't want to do the like we're 719 00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:03,120 sitting next to each other and I'm just like, here you go, 720 00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:03,720 Yeah. Yeah. 721 00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:07,520 Totally this. I honestly, I'm like, the first 722 00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:09,760 thing that comes to my mind is like somewhere in a mountain, 723 00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:13,960 just like on a mountain randomly cause 'cause hey, you know who's 724 00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:15,600 witnessing? God's witnessing. 725 00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:20,080 Yep, who? Neither of us, but still. 726 00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:23,080 Believe in but. He's he's he's there they. 727 00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:24,920 They. Are there? 728 00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:27,880 They are there. That's gorgeous. 729 00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:31,120 You are gonna propose on like. Yeah. 730 00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:37,400 You know what was so crazy? I was about to say the the. 731 00:38:37,720 --> 00:38:39,480 Space Mountain. No. 732 00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:42,960 Do you remember hit cinematic experience Finding Nemo? 733 00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:45,680 Yeah, do. You remember what they called 734 00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:48,840 the volcano in the fish tank in the dentist's office? 735 00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:51,960 No, but I can't believe you do. But I. 736 00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:59,120 Wanna hot Kaluki? Now I now I know why you 737 00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:02,240 remember Mount Wanahogaloogie. It's so good. 738 00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:04,600 That's where I'm going to propose Mount Wanahogaloo. 739 00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:07,680 It actually go on. Proposing on a volcano is good 740 00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:09,960 because if she says no immediately, you have somewhere 741 00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:12,920 to jump. Oh, or you jump right, You don't 742 00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:15,600 push them. Oh no, because it's actually 743 00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:18,120 better for you to jump because then they feel bad about it for 744 00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:21,880 the rest. Of. 745 00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:25,800 Their life, girl. How was it? 746 00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:28,680 Did he do it? I said now and he killed 747 00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:30,680 himself. Oh my God. 748 00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:31,560 What? Yeah, he. 749 00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:35,320 Jumped into the OK hold on, let me pause this and then we'll 750 00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:38,000 come back in 2 minutes. Oh my God, this is so goodbye. 751 00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:41,320 OK, we got it. We gotta stay on topic. 752 00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:42,280 We. Gotta stay on topic. 753 00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:44,600 We don't we don't have we don't have the we got, we got 20 754 00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:46,560 minutes, then I gotta go pick up Uncle George. 755 00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:48,480 Really. Yeah. 756 00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:53,600 We, I'm, I'm just getting in that Grand Central well. 757 00:39:54,720 --> 00:39:57,360 We're just you're having a little gentleman's walkabout. 758 00:39:57,920 --> 00:40:01,560 Yes. Here, pick it up. 759 00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:02,480 Move it. Here we go. 760 00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:04,760 Let's move it. Perfect. 761 00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:06,560 OK, we're back, guys. Thanks. 762 00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:08,200 Had to take a quick little break. 763 00:40:08,240 --> 00:40:12,000 Lily's foam was about to melt. This is good. 764 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:13,400 This is a good angle to put it at. 765 00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:17,040 I know you'd have to be standing for like an hour but. 766 00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:19,400 Worth it? It's good, good lighting. 767 00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:23,320 I was honestly, I was taking some selfies while we were 768 00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:27,080 having a little break because you know what, people aren't 769 00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:29,760 doing that these days. I think wait. 770 00:40:30,240 --> 00:40:34,360 People are do it in a very specific way. 771 00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:39,000 Do you know what I mean? You know, I used to always and 772 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:43,320 this is A and this isn't an, an admittance admission. 773 00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:45,080 This is an admission. Look at you look. 774 00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:50,480 At you admission denied. Yeah needs all of the schools I 775 00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:53,840 play through. This is an admission I used to 776 00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:58,440 on girl, like when I would see a girl's photos and there'd be 777 00:40:58,440 --> 00:41:02,880 like 30 pictures of herself. Sometimes I'd be like, what are 778 00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:04,080 you doing? Like why are you taking all 779 00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:09,800 those photos of you? But I do think I'd always think, 780 00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:12,040 oh, they're taking them to send to other people. 781 00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:15,080 But sometimes you just want to see that you look good. 782 00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:18,000 And you just, it's, it's allowing yourself to appreciate 783 00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:20,680 how you look in that moment and love yourself. 784 00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:24,880 And if there's nothing wrong with it, it's not egotistical. 785 00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:26,760 It's literally just saying like, hey, I look good. 786 00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:29,080 I want to see that I look good. And I'm taking some photos of 787 00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:31,000 myself. And yeah, are there 50 of them? 788 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:32,680 And there should be 10. Yeah. 789 00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:35,720 But I'm taking a bunch. Totally, and here's what I will 790 00:41:35,720 --> 00:41:38,600 say. We'll never be this young and 791 00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:43,320 this gorgeous ever again. So if you And that's why I've 792 00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:45,400 really come around on like nudes. 793 00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:54,160 Gotcha, Gotcha. Yeah. 794 00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:05,560 No, like, so I know I'm in a very specific age of women where 795 00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:08,080 we're all trying to figure out like, you know what? 796 00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:10,840 No, I am a professional sensual lady. 797 00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:14,440 Or just like me and my boyfriend haven't had sex in three years? 798 00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:17,080 But whatever. My God. 799 00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:20,840 Yeah, Yeah. And the girl that like says it 800 00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:22,880 as a yes. The girl that says as a joke at 801 00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:24,040 dinner. And then everyone's like. 802 00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:27,840 Girl, are you OK? You really should. 803 00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:29,600 You go three years. I know. 804 00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:32,440 Well, if it's not for the IVF, you know, like we're just in 805 00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:33,520 this video. No, I know. 806 00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:34,480 I get it. I get it. 807 00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:36,240 I get it. Of course, yes. 808 00:42:36,240 --> 00:42:39,560 So I have a couple of friends who have done boudoir photo 809 00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:43,960 shoots for themselves. So now explain what that is. 810 00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:45,760 And OK, here's what I think in my mind. 811 00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:53,640 Sepia tone photos like a saloon dress pushed. 812 00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:55,360 Up. Yep, corset. 813 00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:58,680 Wuthering Heights, whatever it is kind of thing. 814 00:42:59,720 --> 00:43:02,160 Yeah. Chase Lounge, Yeah. 815 00:43:02,240 --> 00:43:05,320 Exactly. I think maybe one of those like 816 00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:10,920 repeating guns westerns. Yes, and and it's a little bit 817 00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:12,800 like you know what, girl? Capture it. 818 00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:15,240 Capture it. For you. 819 00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:20,120 It is for you and that's how I feel about Cellulite and things 820 00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:24,240 that are moving all over and like the changing body, you 821 00:43:24,240 --> 00:43:24,800 know? Got it. 822 00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:27,200 Yeah. Oh my gosh, it changes. 823 00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:30,800 Before you know it, you wake up with a new thing that says 824 00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:33,040 you're decaying and it's just like. 825 00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:36,440 Don't I know it? Yeah. 826 00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:38,640 You forgot who you were talking to. 827 00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:43,280 Yeah. What's crazy is from this angle. 828 00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:44,960 Please don't take this the wrong way. 829 00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:52,000 Go ahead. I mean you have a almost AI 830 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,160 generated. Perfect arch. 831 00:43:54,240 --> 00:43:56,040 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no. 832 00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:59,680 This, this looks like it's a. It looks like it's a filter. 833 00:43:59,920 --> 00:44:02,920 No, it's. And it's fully just my egghead. 834 00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:04,240 This is actually crazy, you're right. 835 00:44:04,240 --> 00:44:07,320 I think it might be the angle, but I have almost. 836 00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:11,120 You could use my head to draw a perfect circle like on your 837 00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:13,040 geometry test. Yes, you could. 838 00:44:13,240 --> 00:44:15,040 It's actually blowing me away. But I. 839 00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:18,840 Have a compass head. Compass head. 840 00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:22,360 If you put a compass, you put the point on my nose. 841 00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:24,560 It would trace out my head there. 842 00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:26,920 Wouldn't be. No, there wouldn't be. 843 00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:30,120 Wait, let me see the sides. Let me see what? 844 00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:33,880 Do you have any dents? Yeah, no, at the at the top 845 00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:36,160 there is, it goes up. And I think it maybe. 846 00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:37,480 It's just, yeah, you see right there. 847 00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:40,760 I think it's just the angle because that's a little flat 848 00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:42,720 right there. What happened, you know? 849 00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:45,640 You can just What didn't happen to that? 850 00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:47,160 I fell off my skateboard. Yeah. 851 00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:51,160 My mom was just like trying to tenderize the chicken and she 852 00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:57,360 used one side of my head. I love stories parents tell 853 00:44:57,360 --> 00:45:00,720 where they're like, yeah, so then we like, kind of dropped. 854 00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:03,840 Yeah, we kind of dropped them. We kind of dropped them, Yeah. 855 00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:05,960 But he was OK. He was good. 856 00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:10,160 He did go, duh, for a minute, and then he was fine. 857 00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:12,880 He reset. He did a fucking factory reset. 858 00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:17,560 I know. Have I told you I've had 859 00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:20,480 nightmares about that, Like that I'm going to be alone with my 860 00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:24,680 child and like, not like drop it horribly, but just like bonk his 861 00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:27,800 head in the side of something, be like, God, I'm so happy my 862 00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:31,160 wife didn't see that. Like 100% a hundred. 863 00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:32,840 Percent Hey, buddy, we're OK, we're OK. 864 00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:36,640 He's like, I'm like, it's OK, it's OK. 865 00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:41,080 Eyes over here. But that happens. 866 00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:43,320 It happens. It happens to every like 100. 867 00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:46,280 Percent or they like eat a battery and you're just like, 868 00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:49,560 you know what we're going to. Take that. 869 00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:51,560 I don't know how long that's been in your mouth, but we're 870 00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:52,960 just going to pull that out of there. 871 00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:58,560 OK, so you're, you're in the age photos, selfies, taking selfies. 872 00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:02,760 Selfies, Cellulite, Gray hair, wrinkles. 873 00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:05,000 Let me just say something. Here's my soapbox. 874 00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:09,560 Dylan and I know we are going to love everybody because all 875 00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:12,280 bodies are beautiful and autonomy is a gift and a 876 00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:13,520 privilege. However. 877 00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:16,800 And also free will and consciousness is a curse. 878 00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:20,080 But go, go ahead. Totally. 879 00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:23,640 Yes, Yeah. Like it does generally break my 880 00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:26,920 heart that 22 year olds are getting Botox. 881 00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:28,000 Agreed. Agreed. 882 00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:29,280 Yeah. And filler. 883 00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:33,080 Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I, you know, I can't get one 884 00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:36,320 more real from the girly pops that are like today's 13 year 885 00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:39,880 olds versus US at 13. We don't need to. 886 00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:44,960 Whoa, like I I actually feel like a pedophile seeing 13 year 887 00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:49,120 old girls trying to look 22 and then 20 who's trying to look 13? 888 00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:53,040 Yeah, you're like, what the? Yeah. 889 00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:55,520 No one just looks the age that they are. 890 00:46:55,520 --> 00:46:58,280 By the way, This is why like Wellness check, I've been 891 00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:01,120 watching ROM coms from the 90s. Totally. 892 00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:03,280 Because it's just, it's not that. 893 00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:06,080 Oh yeah, Just to finish that up. Oh yeah, What else? 894 00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:07,880 So four wedding City funeral. Good. 895 00:47:08,360 --> 00:47:10,760 I then tried to watch Nodding Hill you might like. 896 00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:15,040 It slow, not that much. And the writing is not good. 897 00:47:15,240 --> 00:47:19,320 It's not also if Hugh, Hugh, if you're watching this, you're, 898 00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:25,760 you're a, you are a pretty nice man acting wise, not. 899 00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:28,640 Doesn't have it. Doesn't have it. 900 00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:31,400 He's just very charming. But also that might have been 901 00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:34,200 what he was put in. It might have been that might 902 00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:36,720 have been the wrong comes he was put in because maybe later on as 903 00:47:36,720 --> 00:47:38,560 I'll see him on something else and be like, oh, he's good. 904 00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:42,800 I think he's got the potential. But some of them can't take the 905 00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:45,240 writing that isn't great and turn it into. 906 00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:47,320 Right, he's no McConaughey that way. 907 00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:49,640 Hey, he's no McConaughey. Yeah, we'll say that. 908 00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:51,840 And, and guess what? He's probably fine with that. 909 00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:54,880 Yes, he is. Oh, I think his bank account and 910 00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:59,360 his life is just fine. But Notting Hill, I was watching 911 00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:03,680 it. There's a part in it where he 912 00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:05,160 meet, you know, if anyone's seen it. 913 00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:09,480 He meets this insanely famous superstar, invites her back to 914 00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:12,000 his place because he spilled orange juice on her. 915 00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:17,880 She says yes, which already I was like, that wouldn't happen, 916 00:48:19,040 --> 00:48:24,760 but OK, I'll suspend disbelief for that goes up, changes. 917 00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:27,720 Goes to. Leave Roommate's not even there. 918 00:48:27,720 --> 00:48:29,720 This one roommate's crazy. Actually roommate is best part 919 00:48:29,720 --> 00:48:31,360 of the movie. He's. 920 00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:35,000 Just a minge. She also weirdly has like a huge 921 00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:37,240 Dick in the movie. Like you don't see it, but he's 922 00:48:37,240 --> 00:48:41,200 always in tidy whities and you're like, yo, put the thing 923 00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:44,640 away. Yeah, yeah, actual absolute 924 00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:46,400 hammer. And then she goes to walk out 925 00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:50,080 and she looks at him and just kisses you. 926 00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:52,840 Grant and I, she just met him that day. 927 00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:55,320 And I go OK, that this. That's the shit that makes me go 928 00:48:55,520 --> 00:48:59,520 ROM coms or bullshit because like you can't like it was just 929 00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:01,280 out of nowhere. And then it's revealed later on 930 00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:02,560 she's having problems with her boyfriend. 931 00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:05,320 And you're like, OK, it's, it was just, there was stuff where 932 00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:08,040 I was like. I know, I know. 933 00:49:08,360 --> 00:49:11,800 But overall, the 90s ROM coms I'm in, I'm in that mode. 934 00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:12,440 Right. You gotta watch. 935 00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:15,600 You gotta, you gotta watch Runaway Bride. 936 00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:17,480 You gotta watch My Best Friend's Wedding. 937 00:49:17,720 --> 00:49:24,320 You gotta watch the Julia robot the robots Julia Roberts lineup. 938 00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:28,760 Oh, he's not that into you or something? 939 00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:32,640 No. That movie is really 940 00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:35,680 problematic. Oh, she was like, you should see 941 00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:38,680 he's just not that into you. Who said that? 942 00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:40,000 Me. My friend. 943 00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:41,960 Oh. What's wrong with it? 944 00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:46,240 It's the most like, hey, who cares if it's toxic? 945 00:49:46,240 --> 00:49:48,040 If you're beautiful, it'll work out. 946 00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:50,800 Oh. Kind of like crazy stupid love 947 00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:54,880 honestly, even though I think that writing is so amazing. 948 00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:56,760 Is that one about toxicity though? 949 00:49:56,760 --> 00:49:58,640 It's not. He's just want that into you. 950 00:49:58,760 --> 00:50:01,040 Yes, it's about basic. No, I'm saying crazy stupid love 951 00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:04,520 isn't like about toxicity. Crazy, stupid love, I think. 952 00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:05,960 It's about a. It's like. 953 00:50:06,240 --> 00:50:10,400 Well, she gives the the high score, gives the kid her nudes. 954 00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:14,040 Remember that. Yeah, I remember seeing that and 955 00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:16,000 being like, yeah, but they're both under rage. 956 00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:19,160 Interesting. Counterpoint. 957 00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:32,480 And that's on. That's on record, by the way. 958 00:50:32,480 --> 00:50:34,760 It's so funny. Yeah, you're right. 959 00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:37,960 At the end, when I saw that, I was kind of like, wait, so we're 960 00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,960 just like, OK with this? Right. 961 00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:47,160 But in a way, and here's what I'll say to to defend it, that 962 00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:53,640 was tame for that era compared to what else was going on. 963 00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:58,160 And it was like not totally unrealistic. 964 00:50:58,160 --> 00:51:00,040 We all knew. We know what I mean. 965 00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:02,800 There was always a babysitter or a teacher. 966 00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:04,520 Yeah, sure. That was that was that was a a a 967 00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:06,320 trope. That was a trope. 968 00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:13,920 OK, wait, can I tell you about OK, 2 two things And then we, we 969 00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:15,920 have a submission. I, I might be able to play it 970 00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:17,600 real quick. I just want to because you're a 971 00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:19,920 cat lady and I think you're going to have you're going to 972 00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:21,080 have some thoughts about this, but I. 973 00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:23,480 Think. OK hold on. 974 00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:25,880 So my dad the other day is telling me a story because dad 975 00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:32,160 wants to go see grandpa down in Tennessee and they were driving 976 00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:36,200 back from Tennessee. They both both your mom and my 977 00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:40,800 dad rented cars to drive all the way from Tennessee back to New 978 00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:42,480 York instead of paying for plane tickets. 979 00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:43,880 So. That's how you know. 980 00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:47,360 That's how you know. The frugality never leaves you 981 00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:49,760 if your grandparents are immigrants. 982 00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:53,920 Exactly. So yeah, six people in a a house 983 00:51:53,920 --> 00:51:56,680 with what, 3 bedrooms? I think maybe. 984 00:51:56,880 --> 00:51:59,960 Yeah, I, I, my Uncle George and Dad, like, slept in the IT was 985 00:51:59,960 --> 00:52:01,640 yeah. There's a basement, yeah. 986 00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:06,960 Yeah, yeah, yeah. So my dad, when he's driving, is 987 00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:09,760 calling Aunt Cheryl. It's calling your mom and being 988 00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:11,920 like, hey, where are you? Where are you? 989 00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:13,480 And she goes, I'm not telling you. 990 00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:16,480 I'm not telling you, Jim, Like, I'm not going to. 991 00:52:16,760 --> 00:52:17,800 He goes, where are you, understand? 992 00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:19,680 She goes, we're not having this conversation. 993 00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:22,960 Like she just doesn't want to, like just being a sister, just 994 00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:24,640 like fucking with him. I love it. 995 00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:33,000 Then my dad starts speeding because obviously speeding. 996 00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:37,560 He says he's weaving in and out of traffic, going on the the the 997 00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:43,440 the side, like not the divider, but the shoulder swerving in and 998 00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:47,760 out. And then about an hour later, he 999 00:52:47,760 --> 00:52:53,440 gets a call from your mom and she goes, hey, are you in a 1000 00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:58,840 white like Ford Explorer? And he's like, yeah, why? 1001 00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:00,040 Yeah, he goes. Why? 1002 00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:04,240 He goes because I was in traffic and I saw this guy weaving in 1003 00:53:04,240 --> 00:53:07,760 and out and going on the shoulder and speeding 80 down 1004 00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:10,000 the side. And I went, who is this 1005 00:53:10,240 --> 00:53:15,880 psychopath? And then I saw a the side 1006 00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:17,840 profile and I go, that must be Jim. 1007 00:53:18,560 --> 00:53:24,280 And he goes, yeah, that was me. He goes, why didn't you call me? 1008 00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:25,480 I would have stopped and said hi. 1009 00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:31,960 Like, I love that. I love I, I mean, just the most 1010 00:53:31,960 --> 00:53:35,080 like sibling. I'm just imagining her in the 1011 00:53:35,080 --> 00:53:39,600 car being like, who is this? And she goes, that's got to be 1012 00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:42,120 Jim because that's got to, that has to be my brother. 1013 00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:44,600 It's my brother. And she was right. 1014 00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:49,960 And he's in the car like. Yeah, no one. 1015 00:53:50,040 --> 00:53:54,280 You're right. 100% I will make better time than Google Maps 1016 00:53:54,280 --> 00:53:57,520 says. But what I love about my mom is 1017 00:53:57,520 --> 00:53:59,400 like, that's what keeps her a stone cold bitch. 1018 00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:01,720 No, I'm not telling you. I'm not telling you where I am. 1019 00:54:01,720 --> 00:54:03,280 I love it. No. 1020 00:54:03,560 --> 00:54:06,400 You don't like, I don't want to. I don't want to deal with 1021 00:54:06,400 --> 00:54:09,360 whatever the follow up to that question is. 1022 00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:10,880 Yep. I don't want to hang out with 1023 00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:14,320 you more I. That that's what it is. 1024 00:54:15,720 --> 00:54:17,120 I don't want to see you. I don't want you to know my 1025 00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:19,400 location. I don't want you to drive up 1026 00:54:19,400 --> 00:54:23,120 next to me and then like fuck around and then we both get into 1027 00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:25,160 a six car pilot. Like none of that. 1028 00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:28,320 I'm not telling you where I am. I've had enough time with you. 1029 00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:30,920 Leave me be. She's like listening to an audio 1030 00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:32,480 book or something in the car. Yeah. 1031 00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:34,840 Oh my gosh, So what cracked me up about her? 1032 00:54:35,040 --> 00:54:37,240 Such a beautiful time. The trip sounded great. 1033 00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:39,680 I think some crazy shit happened. 1034 00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:41,640 Crazy. Shit did happen. 1035 00:54:42,280 --> 00:54:43,840 Really. Remember Mark? 1036 00:54:44,160 --> 00:54:45,840 Grandpa's bestie Mario? Oh. 1037 00:54:45,880 --> 00:54:47,440 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I heard about that. 1038 00:54:47,440 --> 00:54:48,360 Yeah, we don't have. Yeah. 1039 00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:51,320 And then very sad. RIP and my mom might have 1040 00:54:51,320 --> 00:54:53,640 bronchitis antmare fractured her foot. 1041 00:54:53,680 --> 00:54:58,640 Like it did fracture her foot. Dude I have family. 1042 00:54:59,160 --> 00:55:03,800 Like the older I get the more I'm just like the facade, the 1043 00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:05,760 wool that was pulled over our eyes. 1044 00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:10,080 To think that we were just like a fun and normal family is 1045 00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:15,400 actually infuriating. How hard we were gaslit. 1046 00:55:15,600 --> 00:55:18,400 We were gaslit when we're all together because I remember 1047 00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:22,320 leaving family reunions feeling like I did nitrous oxide. 1048 00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:23,840 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like it was amazing. 1049 00:55:23,840 --> 00:55:28,400 But also, and I just, it would have if someone had like sat me 1050 00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:34,920 down and been like, you're from an insane family. 1051 00:55:34,920 --> 00:55:37,480 Everyone is at some level mentally ill. 1052 00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:40,720 So like you, you're going to have to expect that that is 1053 00:55:40,720 --> 00:55:42,520 going to show itself at some point in your life. 1054 00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:44,640 A lot of this would have made a lot more. 1055 00:55:44,680 --> 00:55:46,920 I would have been looking in the mirror and been like, what's 1056 00:55:46,920 --> 00:55:48,920 going on? I'd have been like, Oh, it's the 1057 00:55:49,240 --> 00:55:51,640 the sickness. It's the yeah, yeah, it's in my 1058 00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:52,640 genes. I can't. 1059 00:55:52,680 --> 00:55:53,800 Help it. It's my blood. 1060 00:55:53,840 --> 00:55:54,600 It's. My blood. 1061 00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:57,400 So. So something that comes up quasi 1062 00:55:57,440 --> 00:56:01,640 regularly with friends who do ultimately meet Grandpa, Uncle 1063 00:56:01,640 --> 00:56:05,320 George or even are just with me, my brothers and my parents. 1064 00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:09,920 Yeah, they look at me like this. Are you OK? 1065 00:56:09,960 --> 00:56:10,880 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 1066 00:56:11,440 --> 00:56:13,600 And you go. I love this by the way. 1067 00:56:14,240 --> 00:56:15,880 Yeah, yeah. You go. 1068 00:56:15,960 --> 00:56:22,320 This is my norm. I think this is what families 1069 00:56:22,440 --> 00:56:23,600 like. This is good. 1070 00:56:23,920 --> 00:56:27,040 Yeah. Being at a dinner table and 1071 00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:33,160 everyone is literally screaming, screaming, threatening to kill 1072 00:56:33,160 --> 00:56:33,760 each other. Literally. 1073 00:56:34,720 --> 00:56:38,000 Literally. Uncle George being like, I want 1074 00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:41,840 to kill you, Grandpa. Anybody got a baseball bat? 1075 00:56:41,960 --> 00:56:43,440 Anybody got a baseball bat? I'm gonna be pissed. 1076 00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:45,880 You out of this guy? Yes. 1077 00:56:46,160 --> 00:56:49,720 I was reminiscing on all those Thanksgivings where it's just 1078 00:56:49,720 --> 00:56:54,080 the kind of like the wives like and then you like hear something 1079 00:56:54,080 --> 00:56:58,200 get a little loud in the corner and you're like, and then all of 1080 00:56:58,200 --> 00:57:00,640 a sudden it's like, that's not how that happened. 1081 00:57:01,640 --> 00:57:04,360 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It always was but then I was 1082 00:57:04,360 --> 00:57:08,800 thinking about and Erica hates when I bring this up the the 1083 00:57:09,080 --> 00:57:12,280 reunion at Uncle George's where he had the van and it was 1084 00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:15,600 literally 14 children in that camper van. 1085 00:57:15,960 --> 00:57:22,840 And then we dog piled Erica and all farted on her and she cried 1086 00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:29,040 and almost threw up. I mean, that's objectively 1087 00:57:29,040 --> 00:57:30,320 really funny. I know. 1088 00:57:30,320 --> 00:57:33,440 And then later that night we all walked on that very dangerous 1089 00:57:33,440 --> 00:57:35,480 road to Dairy Queen. Do you remember that? 1090 00:57:36,920 --> 00:57:39,600 In Long Island. On Long Island on Smith Rd. 1091 00:57:39,600 --> 00:57:42,320 where Uncle George lives, Dan was there. 1092 00:57:42,600 --> 00:57:43,320 Kaylee. Was there? 1093 00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:47,160 We must have felt like we were like in a 1970s movie, walking a 1094 00:57:47,160 --> 00:57:50,480 Dairy Queen. I mean eleven children. 11 kids. 1095 00:57:50,920 --> 00:57:54,600 And like the oldest. One was 1616. 1096 00:57:55,400 --> 00:57:57,880 And it's Kelsey with her Tiffany choker. 1097 00:57:58,120 --> 00:58:01,960 And by the way, that's like an entire bloodline of the family 1098 00:58:01,960 --> 00:58:08,080 that could have been taken out by 1 truck, 1 truck, one this, 1099 00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:11,280 by the way, you're driving and then you, you drop a bag of 1100 00:58:11,280 --> 00:58:15,520 chips. Oh shit, all of them. 1101 00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:21,880 This is OK. So this is a good segue to crazy 1102 00:58:21,880 --> 00:58:25,640 family. So I, I volunteered for the 1103 00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:33,600 institute, some, some institute for the blind in, in New York 1104 00:58:33,600 --> 00:58:35,040 City. That helps that helps the blind 1105 00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:39,960 and I was just volunteering for their for their Christmas party 1106 00:58:41,120 --> 00:58:43,160 and I'll probably have to go soon. 1107 00:58:43,160 --> 00:58:47,320 OK, so so OK, so while I'm there, people are blonde, 1108 00:58:47,360 --> 00:58:49,520 they're like and and these they're do you have? 1109 00:58:50,400 --> 00:58:53,560 To say people are blind. OK, yeah, yeah, sorry, we're at 1110 00:58:53,560 --> 00:58:55,000 the blind. I have to say blind six more 1111 00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:57,800 times. But there's also some people 1112 00:58:57,800 --> 00:59:03,720 that are like like special needs mental, like they need help. 1113 00:59:04,680 --> 00:59:07,320 You know what I'm saying? Like, like, like differently, 1114 00:59:07,520 --> 00:59:12,200 Abel, whatever the fucking word is, let me fucking tell Liam. 1115 00:59:12,200 --> 00:59:15,400 Like literally it got. How about your? 1116 00:59:15,960 --> 00:59:23,320 Dog Anyway, yeah. And so I'm helping all of them 1117 00:59:23,320 --> 00:59:25,800 on giving them them food. I'm also just like witnessing 1118 00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:27,720 and just like watching how they are. 1119 00:59:29,640 --> 00:59:36,360 I felt so at home because it literally felt like I was with 1120 00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:42,520 the palatinos, like just just no, that just like the the chaos 1121 00:59:42,520 --> 00:59:47,320 of this huge party and people like, like them. 1122 00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:50,000 Like, yeah, dude, it was what it was. 1123 00:59:50,680 --> 00:59:55,120 It was amazing because they all, they all like, they all were 1124 00:59:55,120 --> 01:00:00,160 like they, they had so much character and it was like really 1125 01:00:00,280 --> 01:00:01,920 fun to help them. It was also like a, a beautiful 1126 01:00:01,920 --> 01:00:03,600 thing to do. But I'm saying like some of the 1127 01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:08,920 people there that like. I guess what I'm trying to say 1128 01:00:08,920 --> 01:00:12,520 is that like the home that I was working in, I was like, our 1129 01:00:12,760 --> 01:00:15,840 entire family should also be in this home. 1130 01:00:15,840 --> 01:00:18,800 And that's nothing bad to say to people that, look, I'm taking 1131 01:00:18,800 --> 01:00:20,680 all of this Lil, it's all good, no one's going to come for you. 1132 01:00:20,680 --> 01:00:24,960 OK, But but let's just say the home I was working in, I said 1133 01:00:24,960 --> 01:00:27,520 every single one of our aunts and uncles should have also been 1134 01:00:27,520 --> 01:00:30,680 in that home. And also to wrap this up, at the 1135 01:00:30,680 --> 01:00:32,160 end, they're giving away presents, right? 1136 01:00:32,720 --> 01:00:36,200 They're giving away prizes. Guess what the grand prize was? 1137 01:00:36,920 --> 01:00:43,160 No, not sure. Meta glasses, they're blind. 1138 01:00:43,160 --> 01:00:48,920 Lil, they're blind. Meta AR glasses, they're blind. 1139 01:00:49,200 --> 01:00:52,000 I actually looked, Yeah, I actually looked around and went 1140 01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:55,640 like, is this Siri? Are they kidding me? 1141 01:00:56,360 --> 01:01:03,120 That's a very intense, like, oh, who's pissing you off? 1142 01:01:03,160 --> 01:01:04,720 Who's pissing you off? I just saw your eyebrows. 1143 01:01:04,920 --> 01:01:09,040 Liam. But he's just like, no, no, all 1144 01:01:10,040 --> 01:01:11,240 right. Where are you? 1145 01:01:11,240 --> 01:01:14,280 You have a responsibility. No, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll 1146 01:01:14,320 --> 01:01:17,560 finish up on five. But how how crazy is that meta 1147 01:01:17,560 --> 01:01:21,640 glasses? It's like, I'm sorry. 1148 01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:23,600 Read the Room. Yeah, read the room. 1149 01:01:23,600 --> 01:01:27,040 What do you give someone beats pros to like the school of the 1150 01:01:27,040 --> 01:01:29,960 deaf? That's literally, it's an insane 1151 01:01:29,960 --> 01:01:35,280 thing to do and someone want it and they literally have 1152 01:01:35,280 --> 01:01:38,080 sunglasses on 'cause they can't and they're like woo and. 1153 01:01:41,920 --> 01:01:46,200 That is, first of all, that is like somebody on the board of 1154 01:01:46,200 --> 01:01:49,760 trustees or whoever's on the gift giving committee was like, 1155 01:01:50,320 --> 01:01:52,600 that's hilarious. Yeah, for sure. 1156 01:01:52,600 --> 01:01:55,720 They're they're evil, Yeah. Or they, there were, there were, 1157 01:01:55,720 --> 01:01:57,160 there were some people there that could see. 1158 01:01:57,480 --> 01:02:02,480 And so I was like, it should just be like, they should have 1159 01:02:02,480 --> 01:02:05,920 been the only ones in the pool because because it was one of 1160 01:02:05,920 --> 01:02:11,800 these, it was one of these like homes where it's like blind 1161 01:02:11,800 --> 01:02:13,360 people. Then also people that some 1162 01:02:13,360 --> 01:02:16,360 people are in wheelchairs like so it's like, it's like all 1163 01:02:16,360 --> 01:02:18,280 comers. So the people that are like in 1164 01:02:18,280 --> 01:02:20,960 wheelchairs, I'm like, they can see like, so they should have 1165 01:02:20,960 --> 01:02:23,480 gotten it. And I and I'm it's actually 1166 01:02:23,480 --> 01:02:25,840 funny. There were two people that were, 1167 01:02:25,840 --> 01:02:27,080 it was a couple, they were in wheelchairs. 1168 01:02:27,080 --> 01:02:32,400 It was so cute and they they talked about the meta glasses 1169 01:02:32,840 --> 01:02:35,320 and I'm looking at them and the first thing in my head is like, 1170 01:02:35,560 --> 01:02:38,080 OK, they could actually really use those like that would be 1171 01:02:38,080 --> 01:02:42,040 helpful. And then I see who wins and I 1172 01:02:42,040 --> 01:02:46,240 look at the person that they give them to that wins who can't 1173 01:02:46,240 --> 01:02:49,080 use them. And I look over the people that 1174 01:02:49,200 --> 01:02:54,280 in the wheelchairs that can and they're just like, like they 1175 01:02:54,720 --> 01:02:57,800 like they were like they were like, I almost wanted to go off 1176 01:02:57,800 --> 01:02:59,800 to him and go, I know that you should. 1177 01:02:59,800 --> 01:03:01,240 Have yeah, that's fucked up. That's. 1178 01:03:01,280 --> 01:03:05,680 Fucked up dude. OK, the guy like stands up and 1179 01:03:05,680 --> 01:03:10,600 goes the wrong way and they're just like, can I plea it? 1180 01:03:10,600 --> 01:03:14,760 Just dude, I I wish you could have been there because so many 1181 01:03:14,760 --> 01:03:17,280 people reminded me of like everyone in the yes. 1182 01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:21,240 Yeah, here's and here's what I will say. 1183 01:03:21,760 --> 01:03:28,840 I do a lot of grads this. One woman kept asking for ginger 1184 01:03:28,840 --> 01:03:31,400 ale's. She asked for 10 ginger ale's 1185 01:03:31,680 --> 01:03:34,760 and she wouldn't open them. She'd just put them in her bag 1186 01:03:34,760 --> 01:03:41,760 and like, you and everyone's seeing that and it's just like, 1187 01:03:41,880 --> 01:03:46,680 OK. What are we going to say? 1188 01:03:46,880 --> 01:03:50,040 No woman asked for an extra thing of cake and then just 1189 01:03:50,040 --> 01:03:54,360 immediately like had me put it in A to go thing and I'm like, I 1190 01:03:54,360 --> 01:03:56,040 mean, yeah, I don't care. Wait. 1191 01:03:58,680 --> 01:03:59,920 What were you doing there though? 1192 01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:03,640 The woman was asleep. She had a piece of cake in front 1193 01:04:03,640 --> 01:04:06,200 of her. I walked up to try to grab it 1194 01:04:06,200 --> 01:04:07,560 because I figured she was asleep. 1195 01:04:07,560 --> 01:04:09,240 She wakes up, she goes, no, I'm still working. 1196 01:04:09,240 --> 01:04:16,000 I'm I was in heaven. I was honestly in I go, this is 1197 01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:19,200 this is humanity. This is like I I love it was 1198 01:04:19,200 --> 01:04:22,160 amazing. Yes, I just have to say it's 1199 01:04:22,160 --> 01:04:26,560 like that is the Paladinos. And like, I know our other sides 1200 01:04:26,560 --> 01:04:30,280 of the family also have their own flavor of stuff going on, 1201 01:04:30,720 --> 01:04:37,360 but like the the Paladinos set us up to move in the world of 1202 01:04:37,360 --> 01:04:41,120 like, yeah, not much, I don't think much phases us. 1203 01:04:41,600 --> 01:04:44,880 That's it. The they set us up to yet never 1204 01:04:44,880 --> 01:04:47,680 be phased by anything. We can kind of talk or interact 1205 01:04:47,680 --> 01:04:50,240 with anyone because our baseline is already there. 1206 01:04:50,520 --> 01:04:54,360 So I guess it's kind of good. No, it is good because when we. 1207 01:04:54,360 --> 01:04:57,440 Walk into other families. That's why whenever I walk in 1208 01:04:57,440 --> 01:05:01,280 other families and they're not Paladino Lever, I'm always like, 1209 01:05:01,280 --> 01:05:05,880 oh, this is going to be easy. I can, I can swing with the best 1210 01:05:05,880 --> 01:05:08,520 of them, you know, I'm just. Like absolutely. 1211 01:05:08,520 --> 01:05:09,200 And then? You'll be. 1212 01:05:10,040 --> 01:05:13,640 The darling of the evening. Because you're just like, hey, 1213 01:05:13,640 --> 01:05:15,920 listen, you guys are the most normal people I've ever met. 1214 01:05:15,920 --> 01:05:18,280 And they're like, you have to say that, Yeah. 1215 01:05:18,280 --> 01:05:20,120 Yeah, yeah. And I go, no, no, no, you don't 1216 01:05:20,120 --> 01:05:23,560 understand, but you probably sometimes you bring the Paladino 1217 01:05:23,560 --> 01:05:26,360 energy. And a couple Thanksgivings ago, 1218 01:05:26,360 --> 01:05:33,640 I was at my I was at a partner's family's place and me and her 1219 01:05:33,640 --> 01:05:39,480 uncle started arguing about the Fed and taxation for like 30 1220 01:05:39,880 --> 01:05:43,360 minutes, like monetary policy. And by the way, I wasn't 1221 01:05:43,360 --> 01:05:46,040 arguing. I was just having fun getting 1222 01:05:46,040 --> 01:05:48,920 him riled up. And everyone else was just 1223 01:05:48,920 --> 01:05:51,600 looking at us like. And I go. 1224 01:05:52,400 --> 01:05:55,200 And he's just like, he's just like, you're insane. 1225 01:05:55,200 --> 01:05:57,560 What are you talking about? I go, what are you talking 1226 01:05:57,560 --> 01:05:58,080 about? Like. 1227 01:06:00,760 --> 01:06:02,960 Yes. OK, really quick story. 1228 01:06:03,400 --> 01:06:10,560 So in May I officiated a wedding and I was warned about an uncle 1229 01:06:10,560 --> 01:06:14,440 at this wedding whose politics would not align with mine. 1230 01:06:14,880 --> 01:06:16,680 Oh, I I think I remember you telling me this. 1231 01:06:16,680 --> 01:06:20,520 Yeah. Heavily and heavily. 1232 01:06:20,520 --> 01:06:23,080 So I was told not to. Totally. 1233 01:06:23,160 --> 01:06:27,040 So I was told not to bring up a geopolitical topic. 1234 01:06:27,440 --> 01:06:30,560 Got it. OK, which obviously makes me 1235 01:06:30,560 --> 01:06:32,760 want to bring it up. More makes you want to bring it 1236 01:06:32,760 --> 01:06:35,560 up top of mind. I'm going to awkwardly introduce 1237 01:06:35,560 --> 01:06:39,680 it in a very roundabout way to provoke this man. 1238 01:06:39,960 --> 01:06:47,280 OK, so. That's the other thing and I I 1239 01:06:47,280 --> 01:06:49,480 will say it's unfortunate, but it's just in us. 1240 01:06:49,480 --> 01:06:53,760 If you're dating a Paladino, you have to know we love to fight. 1241 01:06:54,840 --> 01:06:58,200 It's like. It's Oh my God, it's in our 1242 01:06:58,200 --> 01:07:03,640 genes and you have to you as the Paladino have to learn to tamp 1243 01:07:03,640 --> 01:07:07,680 that down and have it pull back. But when you get around other 1244 01:07:07,680 --> 01:07:12,880 Paladinos and you know you can let it out, it's literally have 1245 01:07:12,880 --> 01:07:15,600 you as you have you just in our first SEC. 1246 01:07:15,760 --> 01:07:19,480 Have you ever had a partner be around you and your brothers and 1247 01:07:19,480 --> 01:07:24,840 they've never seen you go full at it yelling at each other? 1248 01:07:24,840 --> 01:07:27,840 But then like 10 minutes later, you're fine. 1249 01:07:27,840 --> 01:07:31,800 I don't know if you guys like my brother and I will go zero to 1250 01:07:31,800 --> 01:07:34,960 screaming at each other and then 10 minutes later we're like 1251 01:07:34,960 --> 01:07:37,800 laughing and fine. And if you haven't witnessed 1252 01:07:37,800 --> 01:07:41,600 that, they're like what just happened? 1253 01:07:42,400 --> 01:07:46,400 Yeah, no, yeah. It's it's shock, it's awe, it's 1254 01:07:46,400 --> 01:07:47,920 concern. It's. 1255 01:07:49,280 --> 01:07:52,800 It's it makes them feel like they hallucinated a. 100% 1256 01:07:53,720 --> 01:07:54,560 they're like should. I. 1257 01:07:55,160 --> 01:07:57,040 Are you OK? And I go, oh, we're what do you 1258 01:07:57,040 --> 01:07:58,480 mean we're fun? It's we're not even thinking. 1259 01:07:58,480 --> 01:07:59,920 About it, literally nothing happened. 1260 01:08:00,320 --> 01:08:02,520 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But we were screaming at each 1261 01:08:02,520 --> 01:08:06,160 other and I go, you're a fucking idiot, dude, you always do this 1262 01:08:06,160 --> 01:08:08,960 blah, blah, blah, screaming. And then 10 minutes later, I'm 1263 01:08:08,960 --> 01:08:11,640 like, look at this SpongeBob. Yeah. 1264 01:08:11,920 --> 01:08:18,640 Yeah, so I think it's funny also when it's like sister to brother 1265 01:08:18,840 --> 01:08:20,520 fighting. Cause. 1266 01:08:21,240 --> 01:08:26,319 Literally the Christmas where that occurred, I was, I was like 1267 01:08:26,319 --> 01:08:29,920 getting like, like grizzly bear, you know what I mean? 1268 01:08:30,319 --> 01:08:33,000 And then Duncan goes no nails, no nails. 1269 01:08:33,479 --> 01:08:38,359 And I'm like, like, no, no nails, no nails. 1270 01:08:38,600 --> 01:08:40,960 Your your boyfriend's like, wait, what the? 1271 01:08:41,720 --> 01:08:45,359 Traumatized from the one time I scratched him a little bit. 1272 01:08:45,920 --> 01:08:48,240 I mean, come on bro A. Little. 1273 01:08:48,240 --> 01:08:49,200 A little bit. You deserve it. 1274 01:08:49,680 --> 01:08:54,319 You need to draw blood. No complain when there's blood, 1275 01:08:54,399 --> 01:08:56,680 please. OK, so finish the story of 1276 01:08:56,680 --> 01:08:59,920 Warren something. No, no, finish your. 1277 01:09:00,600 --> 01:09:02,120 OK, well, this was talking about what did this. 1278 01:09:02,120 --> 01:09:03,960 Yeah, I don't even remember. You were talking about the 1279 01:09:03,960 --> 01:09:07,479 priest and whatever, Yeah. Oh, no, yeah. 1280 01:09:07,640 --> 01:09:10,800 Forget about it. Yeah, just don't tell Palladino 1281 01:09:10,800 --> 01:09:13,920 what to do or what not to do 'cause we will certainly do the 1282 01:09:13,960 --> 01:09:15,640 opposite. But I will say I remember that 1283 01:09:15,640 --> 01:09:19,560 story the, the, the moral of the story with you at the wedding 1284 01:09:19,760 --> 01:09:21,960 was that you didn't bring it up and the guy came up to you and 1285 01:09:21,960 --> 01:09:26,479 after and said you are a very good officiant and you guys had 1286 01:09:26,479 --> 01:09:28,399 a good conversation, right? So I. 1287 01:09:28,399 --> 01:09:29,640 Guess moral? Is don't. 1288 01:09:29,720 --> 01:09:32,479 Yeah. It's listen to your friends when 1289 01:09:32,479 --> 01:09:35,399 they're like, don't bring up this geopolitical topic with my 1290 01:09:35,399 --> 01:09:37,319 uncle. Yes, exactly. 1291 01:09:37,600 --> 01:09:42,160 OK, go. Can you hear this? 1292 01:09:42,800 --> 01:09:45,439 Yep. I'm a dog person, but I think 1293 01:09:45,960 --> 01:09:50,120 I've come to the realization that cat people are more 1294 01:09:50,120 --> 01:09:56,200 creative because the amount of imagination that it takes or 1295 01:09:56,640 --> 01:10:01,280 that these cat owners have to basically project human emotions 1296 01:10:01,800 --> 01:10:04,840 onto these mute do nothing animals. 1297 01:10:04,920 --> 01:10:06,720 She's. Like it takes a level of 1298 01:10:06,720 --> 01:10:09,200 imagination dogs people just don't have. 1299 01:10:09,360 --> 01:10:10,360 It's kind of cooking though. I always. 1300 01:10:10,560 --> 01:10:14,480 Tell when a dog. Is oh, it it turned out there's 1301 01:10:14,480 --> 01:10:15,000 more. Hold on. 1302 01:10:16,960 --> 01:10:19,280 I'm not happy. You're you're upset. 1303 01:10:23,680 --> 01:10:25,280 Like, where are you picking up on these emotions? 1304 01:10:25,280 --> 01:10:28,000 This cat has done nothing this whole time. 1305 01:10:28,520 --> 01:10:31,000 And like, you talk to a cat person like, well, he's the 1306 01:10:31,080 --> 01:10:33,000 troublemaker. She's a sassy. 1307 01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:35,280 One this is you. And it's like the cats just 1308 01:10:35,400 --> 01:10:37,520 stand there and do nothing. And that takes a certain level 1309 01:10:37,520 --> 01:10:39,520 of creativity dog people don't have. 1310 01:10:39,880 --> 01:10:44,720 Yeah, So what are you? Thinking all what this man just 1311 01:10:44,720 --> 01:10:48,000 said is I just love that cat. People are delusional. 1312 01:10:50,080 --> 01:10:52,760 That is what that man just said. So let me just say something to 1313 01:10:52,760 --> 01:10:54,680 you. You're calling my cat boring? 1314 01:10:54,720 --> 01:10:57,280 What do dogs do? They eat other dog shit. 1315 01:10:57,280 --> 01:11:00,240 Here we go, here we go. This is the first thing cat 1316 01:11:00,240 --> 01:11:02,480 people do. Instead of defending, they just 1317 01:11:02,480 --> 01:11:06,360 go to blaming dogs. No one's no one's bringing dogs 1318 01:11:06,360 --> 01:11:07,720 up. Everyone loves dogs. 1319 01:11:08,400 --> 01:11:12,760 The only point he's making is that cats, I would say she goes 1320 01:11:13,200 --> 01:11:18,720 and is there not? Do we? 1321 01:11:18,720 --> 01:11:21,800 Do we not project emotions on the cats? 1322 01:11:21,800 --> 01:11:24,040 Are they? I would say they're a little bit 1323 01:11:24,040 --> 01:11:30,120 more mute than dogs are. OK, so we're saying we're 1324 01:11:30,120 --> 01:11:33,120 projecting emotions because the cats don't bark. 1325 01:11:34,440 --> 01:11:36,680 See, this is the thing. Cats, people are never going to 1326 01:11:36,960 --> 01:11:38,720 'cause they're just cause, 'cause you're here's what I'm 1327 01:11:38,720 --> 01:11:40,080 going to tell you what you're going to say. 1328 01:11:40,440 --> 01:11:44,760 You're going to say cats just aren't Super Express with it 1329 01:11:44,760 --> 01:11:47,800 because they don't need to be. They're not needy and they don't 1330 01:11:47,800 --> 01:11:49,920 have to do too much to show their emotions. 1331 01:11:50,080 --> 01:11:53,520 If you actually are with them and are around them, you can 1332 01:11:53,520 --> 01:11:56,800 know their emotions and they're very subtle and tame and 1333 01:11:56,800 --> 01:11:58,960 relaxed, whereas dogs are all over the place. 1334 01:11:59,960 --> 01:12:06,200 That's not what I was going to. Say I think he has, I think he 1335 01:12:06,200 --> 01:12:09,840 has a bit of a point. Here's what happened to him. 1336 01:12:10,080 --> 01:12:14,800 He was with someone who's a cat person who was creative. 1337 01:12:15,240 --> 01:12:17,520 And then he said something like, I don't get why you're so into 1338 01:12:17,520 --> 01:12:18,960 this cat. That cat didn't move. 1339 01:12:18,960 --> 01:12:21,600 And you call it the cutest, most troublemaker sitting in the 1340 01:12:21,600 --> 01:12:24,920 whole wide world. And then this person who may or 1341 01:12:24,920 --> 01:12:31,800 may not dress like me was like, was like, what are you saying? 1342 01:12:32,600 --> 01:12:35,320 And he goes, I just think it's interesting that most cat people 1343 01:12:35,320 --> 01:12:37,720 are creative like you. And she was like, oh, creative, 1344 01:12:37,720 --> 01:12:39,640 like me. What does that mean? 1345 01:12:40,360 --> 01:12:42,800 And then he goes, oh, I think he's butt hurt. 1346 01:12:43,040 --> 01:12:47,440 I think that he fucked up. He fucked up bad. 1347 01:12:47,800 --> 01:12:51,120 We're not creative, Sir. We're not creative. 1348 01:12:51,240 --> 01:12:52,480 You. Delusional. 1349 01:12:52,600 --> 01:12:53,880 Or you're saying we're not delusional? 1350 01:12:54,200 --> 01:12:56,520 Our cats have emotions, we're not making them up. 1351 01:12:56,760 --> 01:12:58,440 Creativity. Let me show him something. 1352 01:12:58,600 --> 01:13:01,160 Let me show you what you just roasted. 1353 01:13:02,800 --> 01:13:04,240 It's just he's just going to be sitting there. 1354 01:13:05,000 --> 01:13:07,160 How do I turn this? On OK now you have auntie vibes 1355 01:13:07,160 --> 01:13:07,920 for sure. There we go. 1356 01:13:09,520 --> 01:13:10,800 What the cat? That's just. 1357 01:13:12,600 --> 01:13:14,840 Come on. I mean, that's very cute. 1358 01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:17,360 You're right. Yeah, but is that an emotion or 1359 01:13:17,360 --> 01:13:20,480 is that just cuteness? What are you talking about? 1360 01:13:20,480 --> 01:13:25,240 Peace, tranquility, serenity. Those are not emotions. 1361 01:13:27,600 --> 01:13:34,600 Safety, comfort, connectivity. I just, I've never seen a happy 1362 01:13:34,600 --> 01:13:37,480 cat. You haven't met enough cats. 1363 01:13:39,760 --> 01:13:41,160 I don't like this guy. You know what? 1364 01:13:41,160 --> 01:13:44,480 I don't like this guy one bit. I get what he's saying. 1365 01:13:44,800 --> 01:13:45,840 Here's you know what? Here's he's. 1366 01:13:45,880 --> 01:13:47,400 Protesting. He's protesting. 1367 01:13:47,920 --> 01:13:49,240 She's going to punch a hole in the wall. 1368 01:13:50,000 --> 01:13:54,360 Here's what I'll say. Good stand up bit to the to the 1369 01:13:54,360 --> 01:13:57,640 guy that said it. You could make it work, but then 1370 01:13:57,640 --> 01:13:58,840 you're going to get a lot of people. 1371 01:13:58,840 --> 01:14:00,600 You're going to get a lot of people in the audience like you 1372 01:14:00,600 --> 01:14:06,360 sitting there like this. Yeah, yeah, OK, but let's talk 1373 01:14:06,360 --> 01:14:07,760 about dogs for a second. Here we go. 1374 01:14:07,920 --> 01:14:09,160 Let's talk about dogs for something. 1375 01:14:09,200 --> 01:14:11,360 Oh, let's hear it, OK. This is a real thing that 1376 01:14:11,360 --> 01:14:12,560 happened. OK. 1377 01:14:14,240 --> 01:14:17,480 You know how dogs get all crazy when women have their period? 1378 01:14:18,800 --> 01:14:20,200 Like they get their nose up in there. 1379 01:14:20,440 --> 01:14:22,400 I didn't know that. Oh, I know dogs get up in. 1380 01:14:22,520 --> 01:14:25,360 I know dogs Nuts. Yeah, they want the minge. 1381 01:14:25,360 --> 01:14:28,120 When a woman has their period when they're in the minge. 1382 01:14:28,240 --> 01:14:32,280 It was so rough. And so I was at a friend's 1383 01:14:32,280 --> 01:14:35,080 house. I was probably 17 years old, had 1384 01:14:35,080 --> 01:14:38,200 my period. This dog literally fucking 1385 01:14:38,200 --> 01:14:41,840 Trojan horses me underneath the dining room table. 1386 01:14:42,840 --> 01:14:44,920 And then the dad just goes, he does that. 1387 01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:50,120 Dog try to dog try to perform on you. 1388 01:14:51,560 --> 01:14:52,520 That was the first. Fall. 1389 01:14:52,800 --> 01:14:58,560 That makes me nauseous, what I'm saying. 1390 01:15:01,360 --> 01:15:04,160 Yeah, yeah, don't imagine it. Yeah, yeah, the the image is 1391 01:15:04,160 --> 01:15:05,840 real bad. Move past it. 1392 01:15:05,840 --> 01:15:08,120 Move. Past I'm actually like I'm 1393 01:15:08,200 --> 01:15:12,120 actually. Cried. 1394 01:15:12,120 --> 01:15:14,080 It's it's it's a foul. It's disgusting. 1395 01:15:14,440 --> 01:15:18,360 Yeah. What else? 1396 01:15:18,360 --> 01:15:22,920 And you like? Dog owner, you are deranged. 1397 01:15:24,080 --> 01:15:27,480 You're not, well, like dog owners will see the most 1398 01:15:27,560 --> 01:15:30,400 inappropriate behavior in their dog or they're like when they're 1399 01:15:30,400 --> 01:15:32,800 humping each other at the dog park and they're like, it's a 1400 01:15:32,800 --> 01:15:34,600 social. Thing Yeah, yeah, You know what 1401 01:15:34,600 --> 01:15:36,560 I'll give you that I'll give you that We we. 1402 01:15:36,880 --> 01:15:40,360 What? We, we apologize for a lot of 1403 01:15:40,360 --> 01:15:44,480 things, just say it's a dog, they're humped, but but OK, some 1404 01:15:44,480 --> 01:15:47,520 owners do that. If my dog starts to hump or do 1405 01:15:47,520 --> 01:15:52,360 any of that immediately I stop. Even though I will say that's us 1406 01:15:52,360 --> 01:15:57,600 projecting like human. You guys aren't watching. 1407 01:15:57,600 --> 01:16:01,000 Like if you like raise your hand and zoom it like raises your 1408 01:16:01,000 --> 01:16:02,000 head. It's so annoying. 1409 01:16:02,240 --> 01:16:04,800 That's just projecting like human. 1410 01:16:04,840 --> 01:16:07,520 Desires and objectives on. The dogs, but whatever we're 1411 01:16:07,520 --> 01:16:09,680 around are the humans and at the end of the day it's like, I'll 1412 01:16:09,680 --> 01:16:12,360 stop the dog from doing the humping thing so it doesn't make 1413 01:16:12,360 --> 01:16:15,520 someone uncomfortable. But you're right, some dogs 1414 01:16:15,520 --> 01:16:17,240 would be like, it's just a dog is what they do. 1415 01:16:17,240 --> 01:16:21,080 It's like, yeah, but then it's they do the same thing with you 1416 01:16:21,080 --> 01:16:24,040 know what we don't have? We only have 4 minutes left, but 1417 01:16:24,040 --> 01:16:26,360 we've given you guys a nice an hour and 20 minute app. 1418 01:16:26,360 --> 01:16:28,240 This is great. You know what? 1419 01:16:28,240 --> 01:16:31,480 It's the same thing that people do when they have kids and the 1420 01:16:31,480 --> 01:16:35,720 kid comes up and just pulls your hair out of your, your hair, not 1421 01:16:35,720 --> 01:16:39,320 mine out of your head. And they're like, what do you 1422 01:16:39,320 --> 01:16:40,680 want? It's the three. 1423 01:16:41,400 --> 01:16:42,840 Right. Excuse me. 1424 01:16:43,400 --> 01:16:47,120 Excuse me? Get control of your animal. 1425 01:16:47,880 --> 01:16:51,360 Yeah, control your dog. Control your dog and it and it's 1426 01:16:51,360 --> 01:16:52,400 a 3 year old. It's a toddler. 1427 01:16:53,520 --> 01:16:55,640 Control your dog sticky. Look and. 1428 01:16:56,120 --> 01:16:58,720 I love kids. Yeah, I get it. 1429 01:16:59,000 --> 01:17:03,320 But also control your dog. Control your dog. 1430 01:17:03,360 --> 01:17:04,920 You. Should say that one day I think 1431 01:17:05,400 --> 01:17:08,320 it's gonna be. Brutal, that will be. 1432 01:17:08,360 --> 01:17:12,760 Oh my God it's such a diss too. But how awesome that would feel. 1433 01:17:12,760 --> 01:17:16,600 It's a if you're like kid literally like bites my elbow, 1434 01:17:16,880 --> 01:17:19,520 pulls my hair, and then gets a lollipop stuck on my shirt or 1435 01:17:19,520 --> 01:17:21,200 whatever. Yeah. 1436 01:17:21,480 --> 01:17:24,520 And you go, hey, can you control your dog? 1437 01:17:24,520 --> 01:17:28,200 And they're like, excuse me? And you go, you heard what I 1438 01:17:28,200 --> 01:17:31,760 said. Do you control the animal 'cause 1439 01:17:31,760 --> 01:17:35,160 it's your, it's your issue. Leash em, man. 1440 01:17:35,240 --> 01:17:36,560 Leash em. You pull. 1441 01:17:37,360 --> 01:17:38,960 I got a leash. Yeah, leash. 1442 01:17:38,960 --> 01:17:40,560 You have one. Oh man, no leash. 1443 01:17:40,560 --> 01:17:43,040 And then you walk away, put a leash in, you just go. 1444 01:17:43,440 --> 01:17:45,400 You put a leash in that thing and then you walk. 1445 01:17:48,600 --> 01:17:51,360 OK, really quick, he dropped. $20.00 for some reason I don't 1446 01:17:51,360 --> 01:17:54,720 know why. Pick it up you poor piece of 1447 01:17:54,720 --> 01:17:55,760 shit. I don't know why, just. 1448 01:17:56,040 --> 01:18:02,200 Hibble money, you know, you just fucking go so crazy for you and 1449 01:18:02,280 --> 01:18:05,840 the boys ever on like a backpack leach. 1450 01:18:06,200 --> 01:18:09,280 My mom did it for me one day. She said she tried it one day 1451 01:18:09,600 --> 01:18:12,800 and I literally like almost ripped her arm off. 1452 01:18:13,120 --> 01:18:15,840 And also she said I just dropped to the ground and started 1453 01:18:15,840 --> 01:18:18,200 kicking and screaming in the middle of like 5th Ave. 1454 01:18:19,120 --> 01:18:21,200 And so she's like, OK, I'm not. I'm not doing this again. 1455 01:18:21,280 --> 01:18:27,040 Yeah. I mean, like, no, just just just 1456 01:18:27,040 --> 01:18:29,400 having an attack on the ground spazzing out like. 1457 01:18:29,720 --> 01:18:33,760 Yes, no, I think it's like my mom definitely did it once. 1458 01:18:33,760 --> 01:18:37,200 It did not go well, but I do fully understand the concept if 1459 01:18:37,200 --> 01:18:38,920 you are solo with three children. 1460 01:18:38,920 --> 01:18:42,800 And I just do think it's a beautiful overlap that we're the 1461 01:18:43,000 --> 01:18:48,040 third of twin sets like. I mean, chains, I'm not. 1462 01:18:48,280 --> 01:18:51,880 I'm literally chaining you. I'm chaining you to to my hip. 1463 01:18:52,520 --> 01:18:55,720 Yes. And someone says if I see a a 1464 01:18:55,760 --> 01:19:00,280 parent walking around and they have three kids chained to them, 1465 01:19:00,600 --> 01:19:02,480 guess what I do? I go. 1466 01:19:02,720 --> 01:19:05,960 I tip my hat to them. I tip. 1467 01:19:05,960 --> 01:19:08,320 I go, thank you. I actually go up to them. 1468 01:19:08,320 --> 01:19:09,280 I go, thank you. Yeah. 1469 01:19:09,840 --> 01:19:11,000 You shake their hand. Yeah. 1470 01:19:11,120 --> 01:19:13,760 You're like, thank you. Yeah, somebody gets it. 1471 01:19:13,800 --> 01:19:17,400 Yeah, someone gets it. The kids are literally like 30 1472 01:19:17,400 --> 01:19:25,720 LB chains. But like just I get all nutsy 1473 01:19:25,880 --> 01:19:30,760 when I see The Walking scrolling parent and there are just little 1474 01:19:30,760 --> 01:19:33,160 tots who who just learned how to walk. 1475 01:19:33,680 --> 01:19:36,400 Just take, you know, and it's, it's for their safety at the end 1476 01:19:36,400 --> 01:19:38,080 of the day. I know. 1477 01:19:38,080 --> 01:19:40,800 I don't care. No put them. 1478 01:19:41,200 --> 01:19:44,400 I love seeing when it's like baby B orn baby B orn stroll. 1479 01:19:44,400 --> 01:19:47,560 Yeah, I love it. You know, it's love it as as we 1480 01:19:47,560 --> 01:19:51,640 have 60 seconds left. How funny of a prank it would be 1481 01:19:52,320 --> 01:19:55,880 to just run up and grab the kid and start running away? 1482 01:19:56,760 --> 01:20:00,080 You'd have to know the person, but like how funny? 1483 01:20:00,080 --> 01:20:02,240 No, no, obviously. But like, don't you think it 1484 01:20:02,240 --> 01:20:09,040 would be funny to OK, like it's you and me and then we hire 1485 01:20:09,040 --> 01:20:13,600 someone that you don't know to just run up and grab the kid and 1486 01:20:13,600 --> 01:20:18,240 just start sprinting 'cause like, I mean, you have a heart 1487 01:20:18,240 --> 01:20:19,840 attack. But then quickly, it's a. 1488 01:20:20,080 --> 01:20:22,600 It's a. We come out. 1489 01:20:22,600 --> 01:20:27,680 Like yeah I do. I do think it would be rude. 1490 01:20:27,840 --> 01:20:32,160 Unless obviously if it's your kid like no, but for everyone 1491 01:20:32,160 --> 01:20:34,880 else. Yeah, I don't enjoy that, right. 1492 01:20:35,320 --> 01:20:37,960 Yeah, I there's something there. There's something. 1493 01:20:37,960 --> 01:20:39,720 There, there's something there, there's a way to do it that 1494 01:20:39,720 --> 01:20:41,760 doesn't traumatize the parent for the rest of their life. 1495 01:20:43,440 --> 01:20:46,200 Or the kid. Or the kid. 1496 01:20:46,400 --> 01:20:48,480 Oh my God, the kid. I completely forgot. 1497 01:20:49,160 --> 01:20:53,000 The kid is fine. Kid is fucked. 1498 01:20:53,920 --> 01:20:57,840 You're OK, you're OK, you're OK. We love you guys. 1499 01:20:57,840 --> 01:21:00,000 Thank you for listening. Thank you for selling your 1500 01:21:00,000 --> 01:21:03,520 Wellness checks and we'll be back in a couple weeks.