1 00:00:00,560 --> 00:00:10,000 Summer loving happens so fast, and let's open up that recess. 2 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:15,800 This episode of Anyway, so unofficially sponsored by Recess 3 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:18,280 Mood. I got 1 and sometimes I like 4 00:00:18,280 --> 00:00:21,720 drinking them and they make me feel a little bit less anxious, 5 00:00:21,720 --> 00:00:24,400 so that's nice. I'm going to push the mic away 6 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:26,760 because people don't like it when I drink into the mic. 7 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:35,840 Hold on, fantastic. And you know, in true ADHD 8 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:39,280 fashion, we have 3 drinks on the table. 9 00:00:39,280 --> 00:00:42,280 We got lucky energy drink, we got recess mood. 10 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:46,200 And then we have a concoction of just, you know, random other 11 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:49,960 shit in my blender bottle because, you know, I got to have 12 00:00:49,960 --> 00:00:51,600 three. I can't I can't just have one. 13 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:53,680 I got to have you got to mix it all up. 14 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:58,560 I got to have a speedball of lucky energy and then magnesium 15 00:00:58,560 --> 00:01:00,880 and adaptogens, which I don't really know if it does anything, 16 00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:03,680 but that's, that's how it's going to be. 17 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:07,480 Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, 18 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:10,680 welcome back to another episode of ANYWAY. 19 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:13,760 So my name is Dylan Palladino. This is my podcast. 20 00:01:13,760 --> 00:01:20,760 Let's Get into Some calls. 347. What is it, 347 or 3479? 21 00:01:20,760 --> 00:01:23,360 Yeah. How do I forget my phone number? 22 00:01:23,680 --> 00:01:26,800 347-566-9741, That's the hotline. 23 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:30,720 Call it if you need some advice, if you want to say hi, but you 24 00:01:30,720 --> 00:01:33,320 know, make it, make it so that I can talk about what you're 25 00:01:33,320 --> 00:01:36,200 saying. We got one caller that loves to 26 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:40,320 just tell us that he used to tour with Afroman. 27 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:43,600 Excuse me? I think he I think he left a 28 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:48,480 message about it and we'll see if we'll see if it's worth 29 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:50,600 listening to. Let's see. 30 00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:52,880 He actually he sent us a because he there's also a text. 31 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:57,400 I can I also text you guys back. Let's see, he's the 618 number. 32 00:01:57,400 --> 00:02:02,080 So let's see, he left one. OK, He only left a 38 second 33 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:03,040 voicemail. That's nice. 34 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:06,160 That's pretty good because someone else left. 35 00:02:06,440 --> 00:02:10,600 Fuck this guy left a 5 minute and 26 second voicemail. 36 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:15,000 All right, we're going to we're going to listen to that, but we 37 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:17,400 might have to cut it because I, I, I don't I don't that's that's 38 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:18,960 very long. That's very long. 39 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:23,040 How you guys doing? It's Sunday, it's 4:00 PM. 40 00:02:23,040 --> 00:02:26,440 I'm recording a little bit late, later than usual, but that's OK. 41 00:02:26,440 --> 00:02:29,520 Went to a party last night. Maybe we'll get into that after 42 00:02:29,520 --> 00:02:32,880 we take some voicemails. I went to a coffee shop, dude. 43 00:02:32,880 --> 00:02:36,880 I went to a coffee shop right before this because at this 44 00:02:36,880 --> 00:02:41,840 point my first cup of coffee is just preventing me from jumping 45 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:43,560 off a bridge. The second cup is the one that 46 00:02:43,560 --> 00:02:45,800 actually gets me going through the day. 47 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:49,320 The first one is like a shot of adrenaline just so I can, it's 48 00:02:49,320 --> 00:02:51,000 like smelling salt so I can wake up. 49 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:55,040 But then the second one is like, OK, now I can start my day and 50 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:57,960 do stuff. It's just, it's, it's wake up 51 00:02:57,960 --> 00:03:00,280 and have water. I don't think. 52 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:03,000 So I'm waking up and I'm having a double shot of espresso. 53 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:08,120 That's what I'm doing, but here here's here's what I wanted to 54 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:11,040 suggest. Does this does this piss anyone 55 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:15,920 else off? Call in 3-4 seven dude, what's 56 00:03:15,920 --> 00:03:20,800 happening? 347-566-9741 I went to a coffee 57 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:27,760 shop and I got a coffee and then I go to see if there's anywhere 58 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:32,720 I can sit down and there's nowhere to sit and that piss me 59 00:03:32,720 --> 00:03:35,400 the fuck off because I go, why did I just buy a coffee here? 60 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:36,720 I wanted to sit. I wanted to. 61 00:03:36,880 --> 00:03:40,560 I'm paying to enjoy. I'm paying to enjoy where I'm 62 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:42,240 at. I'm paying to enjoy the space. 63 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:46,280 You know, I mean, sometimes you just want the coffee, but other 64 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:51,040 times you want to enjoy the ambiance of where you are. 65 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:56,440 And I think coffee shops should have a vacancy, No vacancy sign, 66 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:58,360 just so that I can know when I walk in. 67 00:03:58,480 --> 00:04:01,800 Hey, there's no vacancy. So I'm going to either decide to 68 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:04,400 get the coffee just for the coffee sake, or I'm going to go 69 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:06,400 somewhere else where I can enjoy the ambience. 70 00:04:06,640 --> 00:04:09,200 I can enjoy the feel of being in a coffee shop. 71 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:11,280 I can enjoy the background music of the jazz. 72 00:04:11,440 --> 00:04:13,760 I can watch someone write a screenplay that is definitely 73 00:04:13,760 --> 00:04:15,160 not good and no one's going to read. 74 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:18,399 Or maybe it's great because sometimes I might write a 75 00:04:18,399 --> 00:04:22,560 screenplay in a coffee shop and my shit's great, but I'm off in 76 00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:25,760 the night. I can, I can, I, I can't. 77 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:27,080 Someone, you guys hear that vacuum? 78 00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:31,920 It's annoying. I can eavesdrop on people's 79 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:35,440 conversations. That's that's all part of life 80 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:36,920 and living and being in a coffee shop. 81 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:39,960 And when there's no vacancy, I kind of feel like I got blue 82 00:04:39,960 --> 00:04:44,480 balled a little bit. Because if that's the case, I'm 83 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:47,440 going to go to bodega and I'm going to get a $2.00 coffee, not 84 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:52,960 a $4.75 coffee because then all I'm doing is getting my fix. 85 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:58,680 I don't need everything else. I just want to pay $252.50 for 86 00:04:58,680 --> 00:05:03,160 the guy to call me Boss and smile at me and then give me the 87 00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:07,240 coffee and, you know, be really surprised that I don't want 88 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:09,760 sugar in it, even though it's like, no dude, just milk. 89 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:11,800 I'm good. You sure you don't want sugar, 90 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:14,560 boss? No, no, no, just OK because he 91 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:15,840 knows his coffee tastes like shit. 92 00:05:15,840 --> 00:05:19,120 So he's like, how are you? You're going to drink this 93 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:23,160 without whatever? I have another sip. 94 00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:27,240 Let's see someone called. We have like 4 voicemails that 95 00:05:27,240 --> 00:05:31,400 are legit 3 seconds. So maybe we'll start with one of 96 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:36,400 those just to show the insanity of people and North Carolina 97 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:39,440 from last week. I'm I'm not sipping into the 98 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:41,440 microphone just for you, so you better appreciate that. 99 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:48,600 All right, someone left a voicemail. 100 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:50,200 Start digging in your butt. Twin right start. 101 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:53,800 Digging in your butt, twin. Yep, OK, that's good. 102 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:57,360 Thank you for that. And someone else from this is 103 00:05:57,440 --> 00:06:01,120 this is from a 715, so let's find out where they are 715 area 104 00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:05,800 code Jersey. Oh, it's New York. 105 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:14,800 Where is where is 7? Where is 715 area code? 106 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:19,320 Look, man, I got to stop using this non Google because I, I got 107 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:22,280 like really weird about Google because I listen to one podcast 108 00:06:22,280 --> 00:06:23,680 episode where someone was talking about how they're 109 00:06:23,680 --> 00:06:26,480 tracking everything. And so then I started using it a 110 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:30,560 a browser that's not Google, not Google Chrome. 111 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:33,440 And then it uses a search engine that like doesn't track you. 112 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:36,320 But I'm not I'm sorry that it just sucks, though. 113 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:40,280 That's the problem. Google tracks you and they know 114 00:06:40,280 --> 00:06:42,400 everything you do, but also it's a really good product. 115 00:06:42,840 --> 00:06:46,400 These other ones that don't track you, they suck ass. 715 116 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:48,320 area code watch. I'm going to Google Now I'm 117 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:49,680 going to type it in. It's going to be perfect. 118 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:52,600 Yep, it immediately, I mean it's AI overview, but immediately it 119 00:06:52,600 --> 00:06:54,880 tells me, oh, it's from Wisconsin. 120 00:06:54,960 --> 00:06:58,120 Serves most of the northern part of Wisconsin, including cities 121 00:06:58,120 --> 00:07:02,960 like Euclair, Wausau and Superior Central time zone. 122 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:08,480 I would think he was my friend Reza but no, he has a LA area 123 00:07:08,480 --> 00:07:11,400 code so that's one start digging in your butt twin. 124 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:15,800 And then someone else 20 minutes later does this start. 125 00:07:17,080 --> 00:07:19,320 Aggressively digging in your butt twin. 126 00:07:20,160 --> 00:07:24,880 Yeah, so that sounds like I don't know someone who's 13 127 00:07:24,880 --> 00:07:27,880 years old. And you know what? 128 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:29,160 And they have the same area code. 129 00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:31,680 They're probably friends. Hey, all good, dude. 130 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:33,240 You're you're enjoying your life. 131 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:40,440 It's OK, you got to Oh, and then we got a third one from another. 132 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:42,480 OK, these are all from Wisconsin. 133 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:45,840 I guess I have fans in Wisconsin, but you know you're 134 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:49,520 enjoying that. Let's see there we go. 135 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:52,680 So. Basically, do you have any like 136 00:07:53,120 --> 00:07:57,040 fucking ball itching cream? My ball is like bad. 137 00:07:57,400 --> 00:08:00,760 OK, I don't. Know what to do man please help 138 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:02,960 except I don't know what to do man. 139 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:07,400 My ball is. You know, OK, so I knew this was 140 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:09,680 going to happen, obviously with the voicemail, but I'm going to 141 00:08:09,680 --> 00:08:11,440 take it. You know, dude, you have jock 142 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:16,560 itch and you got to, you got to get, what is it, Lotrimin? 143 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:21,960 What is it for? For jock itch cream. 144 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:23,120 Yeah, dude, you got to get some cream. 145 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:24,800 Your balls are your, your your balls are rich. 146 00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:25,960 And it's because you got jock itch. 147 00:08:25,960 --> 00:08:26,880 And then, you know, that's gross. 148 00:08:26,880 --> 00:08:29,840 Maybe we starting the podcast off talking about the cloture 149 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:33,080 mole. Clotrim, mazole, clotrimazole. 150 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:37,720 Clotrimazole. It's a Lotriman. 151 00:08:37,720 --> 00:08:39,400 Yeah, yeah, Lotriman. Dude, you got to get some 152 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:40,440 Lotriman. That's why your balls edge. 153 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:43,240 I don't know what happened with these three people from 154 00:08:43,240 --> 00:08:46,480 Wisconsin that all got together and we're like, let's just leave 155 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:48,600 weird voicemails. But hey, I appreciate it. 156 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:51,120 Thanks for calling in. I'm going to personally text 157 00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:56,320 each of you and go, hey, I featured you on the show. 158 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:02,520 You sound like crazy people. No one's going to top last week 159 00:09:02,520 --> 00:09:08,200 with the woodchuck guy, but I've still enjoy this, still enjoy 160 00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:10,280 it. Let's see someone left one. 161 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:16,640 So from 5, you know, literally like 10 minutes ago, OK, just 162 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:23,000 OK, just nothing. It's 917 though. 163 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:24,280 So they're, they're they're from New York. 164 00:09:24,280 --> 00:09:26,400 OK, let's do, let's, let's actually do one. 165 00:09:26,760 --> 00:09:31,560 I put up a bunch of I put a bunch of posters around New York 166 00:09:31,560 --> 00:09:32,680 City. I'm doing some guerrilla 167 00:09:32,680 --> 00:09:37,520 marketing and we got a call. Let's listen to it. 168 00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:44,080 Yes, I just saw that that if you did something cringe poster and 169 00:09:44,440 --> 00:09:46,680 yeah, I was I I fucked up pretty bad. 170 00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:51,880 I was I so I bike a lot. I'm new to NYU and I was at the 171 00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:54,000 library and. I first of all, good for you for 172 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,320 biking, man. Keep it up, OK? 173 00:09:56,640 --> 00:09:57,960 You're changing. You're changing the world, You. 174 00:09:58,240 --> 00:10:01,280 Know I I got my bike. I'm wearing these Birkenstocks 175 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:04,160 shoes, and I try to get, you know, jump up onto the bike to, 176 00:10:04,160 --> 00:10:06,200 you know, start pedaling. Your first mistake and. 177 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:09,120 Right, right in the middle of the street, right outside the 178 00:10:09,120 --> 00:10:11,680 library. There was like at least 50 179 00:10:11,680 --> 00:10:13,520 people there standing, watching do this. 180 00:10:13,720 --> 00:10:15,760 Oh dude. Right in the middle of the 181 00:10:15,760 --> 00:10:17,720 street. Oh, and then it flips over. 182 00:10:17,720 --> 00:10:20,360 Oh, and I'm fucking struggling. Dude. 183 00:10:20,360 --> 00:10:22,960 To get it back flipped over again, I I can't, can't do it. 184 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:26,560 I'm like fumbling in the street in my bike and I literally like 185 00:10:27,680 --> 00:10:30,240 it got to a point I couldn't get my fucking shoe on that I had a 186 00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:34,240 display on my bike in the street and like. 187 00:10:34,520 --> 00:10:35,800 OK, I can't hear what you're saying. 188 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:38,400 Fuck, dude, you got to the best part of the episode or the best 189 00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:40,080 part of the voicemail, and I don't know what you're saying. 190 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:42,360 It got to the point where I couldn't get my phone. 191 00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:44,800 Take up my shoe and take all my stuff. 192 00:10:44,920 --> 00:10:47,640 Like that's how long I was struggling with this. 193 00:10:47,640 --> 00:10:50,920 Yeah, so a bunch of people saw me trying to do that and I 194 00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:53,040 looked like a dipshit on my PS face. 195 00:10:53,880 --> 00:10:57,160 Damn, dude, yeah, that's pretty embarrassing, I'm not going to 196 00:10:57,160 --> 00:10:58,440 lie. Your, your, your shoe fell off 197 00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:02,120 and then went to the middle of the street and you're at NYU and 198 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:03,520 you know, you're trying to save the world, you're trying to 199 00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:05,760 bike, you're trying to have 0 carbon emissions, but then 200 00:11:06,720 --> 00:11:10,640 you're wearing Birkenstocks. So you're, you're don't, you 201 00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:13,480 can't be riding bike bikes with open toed shoes, man. 202 00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:15,240 Because you know what, number one, you're going to maybe 203 00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:18,280 scratch your big toe or scratch your, something's going to 204 00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:23,880 happen to one of your toes. And that sucks, but #2 your, 205 00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:27,320 your shoe might fall off. We, you got to, you got to wear 206 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:31,440 the proper attire for, you know, you got to dress for the job yet 207 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:33,840 you, well, I guess you're supposed to dress for the job 208 00:11:33,840 --> 00:11:35,960 you, you, you want, not the job you have. 209 00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:40,040 But you should dress for the job you you have, which is being an 210 00:11:40,040 --> 00:11:43,240 NYU student and biking around. And you can't be wearing 211 00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:46,360 Birkenstocks, dude. You just like it fell off and 212 00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:49,440 then it went face down in in the street and then everyone's 213 00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:52,360 looking at you like what, dude, what is up with? 214 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:55,600 And here's the thing. I know you wanted me to tell you 215 00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:59,440 like don't worry, man, No one noticed and no one was looking 216 00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:02,200 at everyone saw. Everyone saw, everyone saw. 217 00:12:02,440 --> 00:12:05,360 And I mean they're not talking about a long term, but they're 218 00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:07,200 definitely were like, damn, that's embarrassing. 219 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:09,200 Oh shit, look at that guy trying to get his Birkenstock off 220 00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:12,160 Birkenstock back on. And then a couple girls were 221 00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:14,760 probably like, why is he wearing Birkenstocks when he's like 222 00:12:14,880 --> 00:12:16,800 riding a bike? Oh, like he's probably crunchy. 223 00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:18,320 He definitely doesn't shave his pubes. 224 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:19,720 You know, like they're like they're thinking, they're 225 00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:21,320 thinking stuff like that. They're they're they're 226 00:12:22,520 --> 00:12:25,640 extrapolating from the fact that you're wearing Birkenstocks on 227 00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:28,680 your bike. And look, I get it. 228 00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:32,840 Sometimes you don't want to throw the closed toes on some 229 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:34,440 sometimes you want to have the O TS. 230 00:12:34,440 --> 00:12:38,000 You don't want to have the C TS. You want, you want your, you 231 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,440 want your, your, your, your dogs to get some air. 232 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:44,720 But on the bike, dude, it's just it's it does not follow OSHA. 233 00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:50,760 And he he that sucks, man. And for people listening, if you 234 00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:54,320 if you didn't go to NYU where he's talking about the library 235 00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:58,880 boast, it is on 4th St. And there's just he said 50 236 00:12:58,880 --> 00:13:02,360 people. There's at least 200 people, at 237 00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:05,080 least 2 to 500 people walk by. And we're like, yo, look at that 238 00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:09,200 guy with a that's bad. But hey, man, we all do cringe 239 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:10,440 shit. It happens to us every week. 240 00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:12,600 If a part of the show is celebrating, Hey, we did 241 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:18,080 something cringe this week, that's all good, OK, it's fine. 242 00:13:19,040 --> 00:13:21,040 Celebrate it. It's what makes us human. 243 00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:23,680 It's all good. I did some cringe shit. 244 00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:27,280 When I went to that coffee shop, they had these pastries and I 245 00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:29,440 asked her about one of the pastries, and it's originally 246 00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:32,880 from Portugal. It's called a pastiche donata, 247 00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:35,320 But I could have just called it an egg. 248 00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:38,120 I could have just called it an egg custard, you know? 249 00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:41,160 But I said pastiche donata. And then she goes, what is that? 250 00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:43,320 And then I had to explain what it is. 251 00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:45,960 And she's like, oh, and I go are are they those or are they 252 00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:47,360 different ones? She's like, oh, I don't know. 253 00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:50,240 And then I did the thing where I was just like, oh, I started 254 00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:53,320 explaining to her what Pashte sanata are and like where they 255 00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:55,280 are in Portugal and how I got them when I went to Portugal. 256 00:13:55,280 --> 00:14:00,320 Why am I explaining any of that? Just say, OK, but because I felt 257 00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:03,440 so uncomfortable, I was like, Oh well, you know, actually the the 258 00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:05,960 postation, not that it's made with just just the egg yolk and 259 00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:09,160 and a bunch of nuns in Portugal made it and I got them when I 260 00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:11,520 was in Portugal. I got them in Portugal and man, 261 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:14,960 I got to say they're much better, better in Portugal than 262 00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:16,360 they are in your shitty coffee shop. 263 00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:20,800 I'm sure yours are fine, but you know, I'm doing that. 264 00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:27,480 Those cringe as fuck, but it's just it's what happens. 265 00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:29,600 You get caught doing something, you get uncomfortable and then 266 00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:34,240 you go oh shit, OK, I I talked for way too long. 267 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:35,800 Let's just let's let's keep moving. 268 00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:38,840 OK, let's go to the let's let's go to the next one. 269 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:42,440 Don't don't wear Birkenstocks anymore when you bike, but but 270 00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:44,320 keep biking. That's good prior to you for 271 00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:49,680 that. Let's see this guy here it is. 272 00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:52,400 I think I know this one might be serious. 273 00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:55,720 If this is serious. Hey, Dylan, it's Nevin, short of 274 00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:57,360 voicemail for you this time. OK, here we go. 275 00:14:57,360 --> 00:15:00,080 I wonder. I have a statement to make and I 276 00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:03,360 want to know if you agree and then if you do or don't do just 277 00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:07,080 your thought on it. Why is it still in the year 2025 278 00:15:07,520 --> 00:15:12,160 that a lot of great men still think it's funny to call 279 00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:16,400 something gay derogatorily? I'll admit it, we do it. 280 00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:20,120 It still kind of hits in our humor like zeitgeist. 281 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:22,880 But do you agree? And why do you think that is? 282 00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:25,960 OK, that's good, dude. That was a good one. 283 00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:27,240 See, I like that. I like that a lot. 284 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:32,040 Also, I finished a screenplay. We we should do dinner and we 285 00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:38,240 can talk about it. Here's the thing, man, gay went 286 00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:41,120 away and it came back. And I think it's OK that it came 287 00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:45,680 back because it's kind of been accepted in the culture as not 288 00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:51,680 something that you call an actual gay guy, like, like 289 00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:55,400 unless you're unless he's doing something homosexual, but you 290 00:15:55,400 --> 00:16:00,160 would never say it derogatorily to a someone who's part of the 291 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:02,400 alphabet mafia. You know, you would never do 292 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:03,800 that. If someone did that, you would 293 00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:05,440 go, what, what are you doing, bro? 294 00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:10,200 What the fuck is wrong with you? You know, and that's kind of 295 00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:12,960 where it's at now. I do think it can be overused 296 00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:15,280 very quickly. But unfortunately there are 297 00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:22,280 certain things that happen that just gay works kind of perfectly 298 00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:25,240 for describing it. You can say lame, you can say 299 00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:27,160 whack. I try to do that because I try 300 00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:29,680 not to overuse it. But there are certain, you know, 301 00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:32,800 that it can be overused. But there are certain instances 302 00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:39,200 where my teenage brain comes out and I'm like, yeah, gay is the 303 00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:41,280 perfect adjective for this. And I'm not perfect, dude. 304 00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:43,320 And that's fine. I'm I'm, I'm a comedian. 305 00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:46,000 That's like, that's what I do. I like I like doing things that 306 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:51,080 are maybe not right to do all the time and calling something 307 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:52,280 gay every now and then is one of them. 308 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:57,520 But I would never use it to describe an actual gay guy 309 00:16:57,520 --> 00:17:01,160 unless I was saying like that's that's honestly, I don't even 310 00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:02,240 think I would say like that's gay. 311 00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:03,440 What are you doing? I'd be like, that's like 312 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:07,359 legitimately homosexual. You know, I don't know. 313 00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:09,160 I don't know why it's great men Still. 314 00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:15,200 It's, it's, it's the problem is, you know, you can tell what kind 315 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:18,839 of guy someone is by how they use the term gay. 316 00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:23,760 You know, like if they use it for something that is so clearly 317 00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:28,640 dumb and it's just a joke and it's, it's almost like he's 318 00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:30,840 making fun of the fact that he's calling something gay, then then 319 00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:34,640 it's fine. But but you know, if you, if 320 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:39,960 you, I'm trying to think if you like hold it, if you like hold. 321 00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:41,560 I mean, that's kind of funny. I was going to say if you hold 322 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,240 the door open for someone and you're like, all right, dude, 323 00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:46,440 don't be so gay about it. It's kind, it's kind of funny 324 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,640 because it's a misdirect, because it doesn't make any 325 00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:51,160 sense. That's why I think it's still 326 00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:54,120 funny and can be used. But if it has any inkling of 327 00:17:54,120 --> 00:17:56,360 like, I think being gay is wrong, that's yeah, that's 328 00:17:56,360 --> 00:17:58,120 pretty. It's pretty bad. 329 00:17:58,280 --> 00:18:00,520 It's, it's a, it's a language thing, dude. 330 00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:03,920 That I, I, you could tell me if I'm wrong. 331 00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:07,320 I feel like culture has come back around to where we think 332 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:11,320 it's fine because you can tell if someone is being actually 333 00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:13,840 homophobic, homophobic when they say it, right? 334 00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:17,280 Maybe you're not going to you're not going to agree with 335 00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:21,600 everything I say. So OK, let's see what else? 336 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:27,440 Here we go. Oh, this is that fucking crazy 337 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:30,520 guy. Yeah, either Dylan, I think I 338 00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:35,040 called you the other day. I got into the alcoholic eggnog 339 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:39,280 and had a few too many Husker doughs there. 340 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:43,840 And I called and I think I left you a voicemail with some quite 341 00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:47,280 pertinent information that the Canadian government made me sign 342 00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:52,840 papers not to release for about 10 years until the statute of 343 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:56,640 limitations expires. So if you come across that 344 00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:59,600 voicemail, just said don't play it on the podcast. 345 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:01,440 Just your card it for me please bud. 346 00:19:01,760 --> 00:19:04,200 Alright, thanks. See you later. 347 00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:15,400 Can I just get 1 normal person that was into the show? 348 00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:21,840 I swear to God, I mean, that was not a real voice and not a real 349 00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:27,760 person, but let's see. Yeah. 350 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,160 I mean, yeah. OK, whatever. 351 00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:32,480 This is the this is the 618 guy. Who is who's this guy 618? 352 00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:35,680 What area code is that? We're just going to start 353 00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:38,000 looking up area codes just to just to because you know, we got 354 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:42,440 we got 3 Wisconsin's, we got One North Carolina. 355 00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:44,480 And this is Carbondale. Where is this? 356 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:46,280 Illinois? Southern port of portion of 357 00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:47,960 Illinois. All right, we got Illinois boy. 358 00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:51,320 We got the Illinois boy leaving me just the weirdest voicemails 359 00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:55,800 ever. And OK, one, one more. 360 00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:00,560 Here we go. Let's listen to this one. 361 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:05,320 Hey Don, I'm curious about your opinion of the date application 362 00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:08,320 of Snapchat. Lately a lot of random guys just 363 00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:11,720 add anyone who suggested to them and they just kind of play the 364 00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:15,240 numbers game shooting their shot and it's become like an idiot. 365 00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:17,600 Literally. They won't know who you are, but 366 00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:20,400 they just randomly add you find out what you look like. 367 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:22,800 And sometimes you'll be local, sometimes you'll be out of the 368 00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:26,000 country or state. But lately it's been happening 369 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:29,000 and some of my friends, even myself, like you'll start to 370 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,600 meet people and there's like I did not even go out seeking 371 00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:34,520 anyone or I deleted Tinder or. Whatever. 372 00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:35,960 And they just like start talking to you. 373 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,920 So like, what do you think about that? 374 00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:40,640 Is that something you've done? Do people do that to you? 375 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:43,600 I just think it's a little invasive, but it's kind of odd 376 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:48,200 when it works out. Wow, I didn't know Snapchat's a 377 00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:51,720 dating app now. I thought Snapchat was for 378 00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:55,600 selling drugs and sending nudes. That's the only and and and even 379 00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:57,280 then, I think it's basically for nudes. 380 00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:02,280 You're you're you're, you're you're, you're just. 381 00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:07,720 Can you imagine adding someone based on just their bitmoji? 382 00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:12,880 Something where everyone looks like weird as what? 383 00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:16,640 Where everyone looks like a cartoon. 384 00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:19,800 Dude, you might as well like Jack off the Family Guy porn. 385 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:20,440 What do you like? Dude? 386 00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:21,440 What? What is wrong with you? 387 00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:25,160 What? No, I've never had that happen. 388 00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:30,360 I think it's weird. Yeah, I think that's weird. 389 00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:36,320 I mean, look, if a guy is, if a guy is adding you off of 390 00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:41,720 Snapchat and trying to to talk because of that, he's not the 391 00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:47,760 one dude. He's not even like that dude is 392 00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:50,480 do not talk to him. He's adding people. 393 00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:58,760 He's either like he either has 500 bodies or three and the and 394 00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:01,600 if he has three, they're dead, you know, and if he has 500, 395 00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:03,040 some of them are probably dead as well. 396 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:07,720 But like no, no, no, no, that I I can't believe you talked to 397 00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:08,920 them. I got added by someone on 398 00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:14,200 Snapchat the other day. That was like, it was like top 399 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:19,600 notch mouth a it was like a plus mouth. 400 00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:24,480 It was, it was so weird. I I just adding someone do also 401 00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:28,000 my my Snapchat emoji is ugly. Dude, I'm like bald and I've got 402 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:33,280 I look, I look bad and you're still yeah, I don't I don't I 403 00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:38,200 think that's like so I I guess I mean it's weird. 404 00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:42,120 Dating is so weird now because people don't want to go out and 405 00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:44,480 actually meet someone because it's so much easier to do 406 00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:49,120 everything online. And so much of just like normal 407 00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:54,720 discourse is via our phones or social media. 408 00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:57,440 So you can kind of really get to know someone without meeting 409 00:22:57,440 --> 00:23:03,880 them in public. But doesn't feel, yeah, you, you 410 00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:08,040 if a guy is adding you on Snapchat, he's like a serial 411 00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:10,440 killer or just an absolute pussy. 412 00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:13,880 And like the he's he's gross. Like, I mean, has it worked out 413 00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:15,600 for you? I want you to like, has anyone, 414 00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:19,880 has anyone met someone through Snapchat and it worked out? 415 00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:22,960 I need to know if that's true Call in and say it that's 416 00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:28,360 happened 347-566-9741. Have you has Snapchat dating 417 00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:30,360 worked out for you? I didn't know it was a dating 418 00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:33,520 app kind of the numbers game. Yeah, this whole like shooting 419 00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:38,280 your shot thing. If you can tell a guy is is just 420 00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:43,080 like playing the numbers game thing is not a good sign. 421 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:49,000 You know, like I'm doing a lot of Dylanism state that, you 422 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:55,040 know, this episode, but maybe the recess is chilling me out 423 00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:59,240 too much. I'm I'm relaxed, so relaxed. 424 00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:03,400 Thank you for calling in. By the way, I don't think you 425 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:06,840 should be going on dates with people from Snapchat. 426 00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:10,600 Maybe it worked out. Call back five O 2. 427 00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:13,600 Where are you 5O5O2 area code. Let's see. 428 00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:23,720 I just I just I I hate this search engine from brave. 429 00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:26,200 Where is the five O 2 area code, though? 430 00:24:26,360 --> 00:24:32,480 Please tell me, man. Oh, Louisville on Lexington, KY. 431 00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:36,200 Oh, cool. All right, that's great. 432 00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:38,640 You know, it feels, well, actually it's from a lot of a 433 00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:41,400 lot of places, not just there. So you could be from any of 434 00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:43,160 these counties. I'm just going to say 435 00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:45,120 Louisville. You know, sometimes it feels 436 00:24:45,120 --> 00:24:47,400 weird for me to like, say where the area code is from. 437 00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:51,160 And then I realized it did none of it is identifying information 438 00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:53,400 at all. And I'm just being an anxious 439 00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:58,360 little wreck. We have one more, but it's 5 440 00:24:58,360 --> 00:24:59,640 minutes. I'm going to save it for the 441 00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:02,040 next episode. But guys, we had a bunch of 442 00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:04,400 calls and you know, and half of them were absolute nonsense 443 00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:07,000 bullshit. And one of them was good, was 444 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:08,880 about Snapchat. That one was good. 445 00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:12,960 I mean, the Canadian guy 1, I don't, I don't know what he was 446 00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:15,800 talking about. I know here's the thing, guys, 447 00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:20,800 don't try to be funny. It's just it's not going to 448 00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:24,360 work. You know, it's going to look, 449 00:25:24,360 --> 00:25:27,920 one of you is going to be is going to be maybe funny one of 450 00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:31,760 you, but but but hundreds of you are going to try and it's just 451 00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:33,600 going to be weird. And then I'm going to stop 452 00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:36,480 featuring any voicemail. I'm going to have to start 453 00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:39,080 screening the voicemails and the text I get. 454 00:25:39,360 --> 00:25:42,920 And that's lame, right? Start aggressively digging in 455 00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:50,200 your butt twin. What is that from Start digging 456 00:25:51,120 --> 00:25:53,960 in your butt twin? I think I'm going to start 457 00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:55,280 calling people twin. It's kind of fun. 458 00:25:56,760 --> 00:26:00,120 What does Start digging in your butt twin come from? 459 00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:03,240 Wait, what? Originated from an edit of a 460 00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:06,440 scene in SpongeBob SquarePants. Welcome to the Chum Bucket. 461 00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:10,400 In the clip, a robot with SpongeBob brain tells Wait, no 462 00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:13,480 way. Wait, what? 463 00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:21,680 How do I find this? OK, wait, actually now now I 464 00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:23,880 want to see the video. Where's the video? 465 00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:26,880 All right, let's go to YouTube. We'll find it. 466 00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:31,440 We're we're we're learning. Where did you guys were learning 467 00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:35,880 about the Internet today? Let's see. 468 00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:42,080 Start digging in yo. And not in yo. 469 00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:43,640 And you're about twin SpongeBob. Here we go. 470 00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:47,120 Let's find it. OK, here we go. 471 00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:51,440 And I want you to make me a crabby Patty. 472 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,960 Start digging in your butts when? 473 00:26:56,400 --> 00:27:04,360 Oh, OK. Oh dude, that's so funny. 474 00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:07,800 It's OK, So someone obviously just edited it. 475 00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:11,360 I thought that he, I mean, actually, why did I even for a 476 00:27:11,360 --> 00:27:14,760 second think that that was actually said on SpongeBob? 477 00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:21,200 God, I'm an idiot. What weenies what? 478 00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:23,360 OK, yeah, this is a bunch of different. 479 00:27:23,360 --> 00:27:27,880 Yeah, no, I mean, it's not from but, but. 480 00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:32,480 OK, OK, hold on. Let's see what Reddit says. 481 00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:36,560 Someone goes. From what I can find, it 482 00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:39,000 literally just means to pick up your butt with your fingers. 483 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,400 Yeah, no shit, dude. Some people think it means 484 00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:43,280 you're being a hard ass. I could see that. 485 00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:52,000 It's just a command for subject to begin fingering their own 486 00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:56,520 ass. What the fuck? 487 00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:59,080 According to Urban Dictionary, it means to reinforce your 488 00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:04,920 confidence and to lock in. There's no way, Absolutely no 489 00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:05,440 way. I'm sorry. 490 00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:09,040 Hit the microphone. Absolutely no way. 491 00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:13,720 It's a reference to the digging in your butt meme that was 492 00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:16,520 popularized in late June, July 20. 493 00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:20,240 Oh, that happened recently of this year after an edit. 494 00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:22,480 Oh, wow. It literally just came from 495 00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:27,120 probably shit that like isn't it crazy that some someone just 496 00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:30,320 made that online as a joke and then everyone is is just 497 00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:32,800 everyone is now just saying start digging in your butt twin. 498 00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:36,240 Like actually as a start digging in your butt twin. 499 00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:40,000 Yeah, so those are the voicemails. 500 00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:48,120 And what a time to be alive to get just absolute insanity 501 00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:51,400 voicemails. What was that right then how was 502 00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:53,200 how was how was my week? How was your week? 503 00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:54,760 How was your how's everyone feeling? 504 00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:57,000 This feels? Dude, we're feeling like Sunday, 505 00:28:57,680 --> 00:29:00,960 right? This is a nice little Sunday, 506 00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:03,080 Sunday pod. We're chilling. 507 00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:06,480 This one's chill last week. It's like I'm opening the lucky 508 00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:10,640 energy. By the way, last week I was 509 00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:13,120 screaming the discount, discount, discount thing. 510 00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:16,480 That was a lot for, for when I listened back to it, I went, oh 511 00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:24,280 shit, OK, I was screaming. But we're doing well. 512 00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:29,160 We're doing well. I went to a party last night and 513 00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:37,000 man, I used to like party like I'm still I'm I I still like 514 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:40,200 going to parties, but after about an is anyone Does this 515 00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:43,480 happen to anyone else? After about an hour of an hour, 516 00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:46,400 maybe an hour and a half of being at a party and talking to 517 00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:50,520 people, I like go non verbal and I go find a corner where no one 518 00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:53,720 is and I just like chill there for 15 minutes. 519 00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:56,360 I just have to like recharge talking to everyone. 520 00:29:57,560 --> 00:30:00,360 Does that happen to anyone else? I can take my headphones out for 521 00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:06,400 a little bit like I'll just, I'll just, I'll just be at the 522 00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:08,800 party and then I'll be talking to everyone. 523 00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:14,080 It'll be going well. And then 90 minutes in I'll go, 524 00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:18,080 well, time to go non verbal and I'll just, I'll just like have 525 00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:21,200 to like leave and go just be in my own. 526 00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:26,320 I just was, I was just eating tacos in the corner of this on 527 00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:27,880 the corner of the of someone's roof. 528 00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:30,200 And that girl came up to me and she said, what are you doing 529 00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:32,760 over here? I was like, you know how I'd be 530 00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:35,040 just digging in my butt like I was just like, I'm just 531 00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:38,280 chilling. She's like, OK, she's like, you 532 00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:39,640 know, the party is back. I go. 533 00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:43,120 I know. I'm just also let just let me 534 00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:46,400 be, just let me chill. I'm chilling, I'm recharging. 535 00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:50,080 OK, I'll bring the energy. So I got to take a second and go 536 00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:53,360 into the corner and overthink a couple of conversations I had 537 00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:55,600 and then also just eat and recharge. 538 00:30:57,320 --> 00:31:01,320 Is that crazy? I just I need, I just needed, I 539 00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:05,160 need, I needed a second. I was also drinking. 540 00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:08,080 I like smoked cigarettes, like never really smoked cigarettes, 541 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:13,440 but I had to. And I was like, dude, I'm like, 542 00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:15,880 this is disgusting. But that's what's good about 543 00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:17,320 honestly. That's what's good about 544 00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:20,120 cigarettes being gross. And everyone agreeing that 545 00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:24,440 they're bad is that it makes it that when you have them, it's 546 00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:27,480 like fun, like like, you know, it's bad. 547 00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:29,120 So you only want to have a couple. 548 00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:32,240 If it's something that you do all the time, then it's gross, 549 00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:34,360 dude. But every now and then it's like 550 00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:35,680 having junk food. You're like, I'm going to have a 551 00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:37,960 little treat. I'm going to have a little, I'm 552 00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:40,280 going to, I'm going to have a little smoke treat, little 553 00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:44,080 cancer treat, just enough, just enough to take the edge off. 554 00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:50,760 And, you know, and just just add to the existentialism of like, 555 00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:52,080 yeah, you know what? Fuck. 556 00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:54,840 And I'll just have this, it's just nice to have a cig 557 00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:56,240 sometimes, dude. And I know not everyone's going 558 00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:57,560 to agree with that and that's fine. 559 00:31:58,080 --> 00:32:01,080 But every now and it's a good way to get out of conversation. 560 00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:03,200 It's honestly, I just use it to get out of conversations. 561 00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:06,920 I'm going to start bringing them to to parties and just be like, 562 00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:08,600 I'm going to have a cigarette. I'll be right back and then just 563 00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:11,880 go outside and throw it on the ground and just just just be 564 00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:15,680 like, that's what it is. That, that dude, That's what I'm 565 00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:19,920 doing when I go to when I go into the corner and and have my 566 00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:23,120 tacos and just eat alone. When I just when I just have a 567 00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:28,840 like a a little micro like introvert moment because I'm 568 00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:30,720 extroverted. But it's like, you got to have a 569 00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:36,240 couple moments to just chill. And that's what I'm doing when I 570 00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:37,960 do that. And used to be able to do that 571 00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:40,760 with cigarettes. And, you know, you go, I might 572 00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:42,520 not go have a cigarette. And you get away from everyone. 573 00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:46,680 And then maybe you're with one other person and you guys talk. 574 00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:50,040 And, you know, you talk shit about someone at the party 575 00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:53,760 because that's always nice. You meet someone at the party 576 00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:56,240 and then you bond talking shit about someone else who's like 577 00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:59,200 being kind of a clown. And look, I know it's not the 578 00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:01,760 right thing to do. And I know you're not supposed 579 00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:04,120 to talk shit about people. And I know the quote from 580 00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:06,960 Eleanor Roosevelt and we already know that I'm on Eleanor 581 00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:10,680 Roosevelt's side now because she was pretty cool and she had some 582 00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:12,760 good quotes. What is it? 583 00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:18,080 Small people talk about other people, Medium people. 584 00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:22,320 I don't even know the quote. Medium people talk about current 585 00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:25,880 events and big people talk about ideas, something like that. 586 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:30,040 You already know what it is. Sometimes you want to be small 587 00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:31,600 and you want to just talk shit about. 588 00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:35,600 It's more just like, hey, is it just me or is this guy like kind 589 00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:37,200 of a douchebag? And then when someone else goes, 590 00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:40,840 no, no, no, it's not just you. You go, OK, this is good. 591 00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:46,320 This is a good reminder that I'm that I'm not just completely off 592 00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:50,680 the rails, right? And that's what's going, that's 593 00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:54,000 what's going out of the Segas. And it's you're having your 594 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:57,880 little non verbal moment. And you know, I had a couple of 595 00:33:57,880 --> 00:34:02,040 them that was nice. I talked with some girl about my 596 00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:06,680 Oh my God, dude. I was talking to this girl and I 597 00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:12,480 think she was flirting with me. I mean, we were talking for so 598 00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:16,280 long on this balcony for like 45 minutes and she like showed me a 599 00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:20,480 video, a YouTube video, which like there's some shit I would 600 00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:26,920 do with a girl where I'm like, let me show you a YouTube video 601 00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:29,400 that I think is funny. Like that's like how I flirt as 602 00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:32,159 a guy is just becoming an 8 year old boy. 603 00:34:32,159 --> 00:34:35,120 And I'm like, look at this guy. I I think this guy's really 604 00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:37,880 funny. Watch this South Park clip. 605 00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:41,679 And it's just, it's just, it's them removing a nuke from 606 00:34:41,679 --> 00:34:48,000 Hillary Clinton's post. Like like she did that to me 607 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:49,800 with a with a comedy set, but it was actually funny. 608 00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:53,600 I liked it, but dude, we were having a good time. 609 00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:57,200 I didn't, I wasn't really like I'm at the point right now where 610 00:34:57,200 --> 00:35:00,160 I'm not, I'm not really like actively trying to date other 611 00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:05,080 people. Like it just is not the it's not 612 00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:07,480 the move right now for me. But so we were talking it was 613 00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:14,360 fine and we talked about her long ass relationship. 614 00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:15,800 She broke her back. I mean, I hope she doesn't 615 00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:17,520 listen to this, but if she does, like I don't give a fuck. 616 00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:21,920 She she wouldn't care either because I think she was thinking 617 00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:24,040 think it's funny. She's a she's a good sense of 618 00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:26,880 humor. We talked about my ex talked 619 00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:29,720 about her. It was the whole thing. 620 00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:32,800 Also, no, I don't want to talk about that. 621 00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:39,760 And then we find out that we do both do online stuff like 622 00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:42,400 content creation and shit. And then she asks me like oh 623 00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:45,760 what's your IG? So then I show her my IG and 624 00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:48,720 look, things are going great. I don't think we're going to 625 00:35:48,720 --> 00:35:51,760 hook up or anything, but there's a small part of me that's like, 626 00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:55,480 you know, if we keep flirting, maybe a couple little kiss at 627 00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:56,880 the end of the night could be nice. 628 00:35:57,440 --> 00:35:59,600 What's better than going to a party, meeting a random 629 00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:03,600 stranger, hitting it off and then a nice little make out and 630 00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:06,200 then you guys go home separately again? 631 00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:10,120 That's that's Nirvana, dude. That's great. 632 00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:14,160 A little a little couple, some some heavy petting, some some 633 00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:15,840 grabbing. Dude, maybe a little bit of ask 634 00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:19,400 me to get one boob in there. Yeah, that's whoo. 635 00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:21,240 That's keeps me through the week. 636 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:26,960 Want to go back to her place and then, you know, see her kitchen 637 00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:30,200 and look in her fridge. Oh, show you OK, I guess You 638 00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:32,280 really like Trevani. Oh, you, you. 639 00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:35,480 Hey, you've got a lot of seltzers in here. 640 00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:38,480 You live alone. OK, Look, look at the living 641 00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:41,000 room. And you're like, OK, I get like, 642 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:44,760 just either you like, you have good taste or also this is kind 643 00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:48,080 of boring, you know? I I don't. 644 00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:50,160 Yeah, I don't want to. And then you sit down and then 645 00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:52,720 you have to do the thing where you talk for another 45 minutes, 646 00:36:52,720 --> 00:36:54,680 and then finally you start making out. 647 00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:56,560 And then you look at the clock and you're like, it's 12:30 and 648 00:36:56,560 --> 00:36:59,840 you're like, fucking kill me. OK, all right, I'm not going to 649 00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:03,120 get home till 3:00 AM probably to just like a make out and then 650 00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:04,800 like a make. Maybe. 651 00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:07,800 I mean, this makes you sound like such a Dick or whatever you 652 00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:11,680 make out and like, I don't know, maybe you guys do something a 653 00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:13,480 little bit more. But then again, you're tired and 654 00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:14,920 you're like, oh, we shouldn't I should go. 655 00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:24,160 You know, all of that is avoided by just calling Uber 3 minute 656 00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:26,800 make out outside by and then maybe you don't even see each 657 00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:28,400 other again. Then it's like, it's like I'm 658 00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:34,920 it's great bro fantastic. It's just whimsy. 659 00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:39,080 It's just whimsy and there's no no feelings or hurt whatever. 660 00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:41,240 I thought maybe that would happen. 661 00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:46,040 Show I show her my my IG. Now, here's the thing. 662 00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:48,560 First of all, she opens up one of the videos and starts 663 00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:50,600 watching it. Huge red flag. 664 00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:52,640 I don't why would you do that to me? 665 00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:54,400 That's the most humiliating thing ever. 666 00:37:54,720 --> 00:37:57,440 I don't want to see my content. I don't want to watch you watch 667 00:37:57,440 --> 00:38:00,640 me. I want to watch you watch some 668 00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:05,960 video that I made that's like stupid and online and I do front 669 00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:10,040 facing videos and she goes like, Oh, so you're just a you're just 670 00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:16,560 a little mentally ill boy. And I was like, what? 671 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:19,440 Why would you say that to what the fuck? 672 00:38:19,720 --> 00:38:23,960 That's dude, that's crazy. Is that not such a isn't that 673 00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:26,840 such a weird like. And I think, honestly think that 674 00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:30,120 she thinks it's flirting. I think dude, girls are so bad 675 00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:32,160 at flirting. It's insane how bad at flirting 676 00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:34,720 they are. The girl called me autistic to 677 00:38:34,720 --> 00:38:37,960 my face and like thought it was cute and thought I was going to 678 00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:39,840 be like, yeah, you're right. I'm. 679 00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:41,720 They're divergent. I'm on the spectrum. 680 00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:43,600 Loud noises make me stem. Like why? 681 00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:48,400 I didn't say anything. I just had this face of like, 682 00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:51,920 yeah. And in my head I was like, oh, I 683 00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:54,400 hate you. OK, That was weird. 684 00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:56,560 That was why did you, why did you do that? 685 00:38:57,240 --> 00:38:58,640 Why did you call me? Why did you call me mental ill? 686 00:38:58,640 --> 00:38:59,960 Why? Why did you, why did you make me 687 00:38:59,960 --> 00:39:02,560 go through all of this? Couldn't you have just hit me 688 00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:07,680 with the follow and that's it? But instead, you know, she does 689 00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:09,680 cooking content. What am I going to go onto her 690 00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:13,160 thing and pick up a video and go, oh, that looks disgusting. 691 00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:16,760 Oh, so you're just a cook who couldn't make it. 692 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,320 I'm kidding, I'm teasing, I'm teasing. 693 00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:22,240 Watch this YouTube video of an anime that I like. 694 00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:25,960 I'm teasing. I'm just flirting with you. 695 00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:29,720 Come on, I'm breaking the ice. That's some come on, you called 696 00:39:29,720 --> 00:39:36,480 me autistic. Like it just it was it was we it 697 00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:39,680 was weird and I'm not going to like I'm not actually going to 698 00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:41,400 hold it against her because again, I did the whole 699 00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:42,600 peshtation, not that thing today. 700 00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:45,200 And we all get weird and sometimes we say shit that it's 701 00:39:45,240 --> 00:39:51,200 but but in the moment I go like, Hey, don't watch my stuff. 702 00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:57,640 Also, don't call me mentally ill to my face, right? 703 00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:02,960 I mean, don't call me mentally ill to my face. 704 00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:06,560 You know, God, I'm saying, you know a lot. 705 00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:09,040 Don't call me mentally ill to my face. 706 00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:12,520 Say it behind my back, talk shit about me like a normal person. 707 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:23,080 There was a there was a guy doing caricatures that was kind 708 00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:27,280 of cool. I honestly thought they could 709 00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:28,760 have been a little bit better and not going to lie. 710 00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:30,680 But hey, good for the guy. He's making money, you know, 711 00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:31,600 good for him. I'm not going to. 712 00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:36,680 But you know, when someone does it and then you're like excited, 713 00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:40,120 You're expecting a certain level of expertise. 714 00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:43,840 And then and then he they hand it to and you're like, oh, yeah, 715 00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:45,240 yeah. Well, it's good. 716 00:40:45,240 --> 00:40:49,640 Like, you know, you do the thing where, I mean, it's fine. 717 00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:53,960 It wasn't great. The guy said he got booked four 718 00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:57,520 times a day. I'm like, seriously, No, I'm 719 00:40:57,520 --> 00:40:58,760 being so mean. He was very sweet. 720 00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:04,200 Maybe his hand was tired, maybe, you know, but I like, you know, 721 00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:07,840 I wanted to, I wanted more in depth a little. 722 00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:12,080 I didn't think I could do better, but I was like, I could 723 00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:16,480 get close to that. He didn't even he didn't even 724 00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:17,600 make I wanted to make me look ugly. 725 00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:19,360 If you're going to do a caricature, I would make make me 726 00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:22,160 look ugly and make me look bad. Don't just or like have me like 727 00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:24,880 like like riding a Unicorn or some shit. 728 00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:27,040 Don't just like have these Literally just do a photo of me, 729 00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:28,960 my glasses a little bit bigger and my hat's on. 730 00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:31,600 I don't know. Those are the things. 731 00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:32,720 See, this is what happened to me. 732 00:41:32,720 --> 00:41:33,960 Dude. When I'm at these part like I'm 733 00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:37,200 I'm I'm like having all these social interactions and then I'm 734 00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:41,440 just analyzing them after and I number one, I can't help it. 735 00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:45,160 I like that. I think it makes it's more fun 736 00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:47,160 for me because I'm always just like, oh, what's going on? 737 00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:50,680 What is it? What is human interaction like? 738 00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:53,000 And then you guys come to me and you send in voicemail and you're 739 00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:54,800 like, hey, is this weird? How should I act? 740 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:56,560 Should I be talking to guys on Snapchat? 741 00:41:56,560 --> 00:41:59,520 And the answer is obviously no, you shouldn't be talking to guys 742 00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:01,000 on Snapchat. All first of all, the guys on 743 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:04,160 Snapchat, dude, if you're over 25 and you're on Snapchat, what 744 00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:07,280 are you doing? Now this is coming from a guy 745 00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:09,640 that I do have it, but it's for one specific person and they 746 00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:12,120 told me to to download it. And guess what? 747 00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:17,920 I downloaded for nudes from just that one person. 748 00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:23,080 So like, you're a guy over 25 and you have Snapchat and you're 749 00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:25,640 just trolling on Snapchat to try and find a girl. 750 00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:27,040 Hey, what's up? How you doing? 751 00:42:28,240 --> 00:42:31,000 What are you up to today? Can I see your outfit? 752 00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:34,440 Wow, pretty. I'd love to take you out for a 753 00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:36,280 drink. Oh, shit, you're 60. 754 00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:38,120 You're 6 states away from me. My bad. 755 00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:40,560 But let's talk for another five months and then, you know, 756 00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:41,840 maybe, maybe I'll come out there. 757 00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:46,760 What dude, if you're, if you're over 25 and you're on Snapchat, 758 00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:50,080 Weird. I mean, I feel weird being on 759 00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:51,480 it. I still think it's gross and I'm 760 00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:55,320 on it and I'm on it. But a guy, if a guy just 761 00:42:55,320 --> 00:43:00,880 randomly hits you up and tries to connect with you on Snap, Nah 762 00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:04,720 dude. Snapchat is for teenagers and 763 00:43:04,720 --> 00:43:06,800 people in the Middle East. For some reason people in like 764 00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:11,040 Saudi Arabia love Snapchat. That's different, I guess, but 765 00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:15,240 trying to add someone from me weird bro, just weird. 766 00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:22,240 I'm am I am I freaking delete my now I'm talking about it makes 767 00:43:22,240 --> 00:43:25,320 me feel like a pedo bro. You know you can feel like a 768 00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:35,720 creep. All right, recess is done recess 769 00:43:35,720 --> 00:43:40,040 is done back to work. So you guys already know my did 770 00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:42,520 I tell you that my dad is obsessed with with weapons? 771 00:43:43,240 --> 00:43:45,800 Well, if I didn't, my dad is obsessed with weapons. 772 00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:53,440 He's seen it like 3 times. He loves it so and we already 773 00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:56,120 know how I feel about weapons and I talked about it all last 774 00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:57,800 week and I thought it was pretty good. 775 00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:02,440 My my take on it. The movie's also good, but I 776 00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:08,040 think it was pretty funny. My dad tells my uncle to go see 777 00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:12,400 Weapons. This is the voicemail my uncle 778 00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:14,400 left my dad after seeing Weapons. 779 00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:22,400 It's hilarious. What the fuck is wrong with you? 780 00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:29,240 What the hell did we just see? I, I, I am still, how can you 781 00:44:29,240 --> 00:44:32,560 say it was a thriller? That was a fucking horror and it 782 00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:36,080 was a fucking shitty horror. It was insane, insane. 783 00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:40,640 It was hysterical of the end. You're you're, you're fucking, 784 00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:42,520 you're, you're messed up. You're really lost. 785 00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:45,880 I'm kind of concerned for you. Call me back one day and just 786 00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:48,480 let me know you're all right. But you're a fucking asshole. 787 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:54,400 OK, the most uncle voicemail ever and I love that he's like 788 00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:56,520 OK but call me back though. I need to make sure you're OK. 789 00:44:58,640 --> 00:45:02,600 That's what my uncle thinks when my dad told him to go see 790 00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:03,880 weapons. He's like, oh, you're, you're 791 00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:06,720 severely disturbed. You need help. 792 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:09,040 Please call me back. I think I, I think I might never 793 00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:11,280 hear from you again. And guess what? 794 00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:15,440 I fully agree with my uncle. I feel for him. 795 00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:19,120 Like, dude, he's expressing the feeling that I had when I 796 00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:21,760 finished watching Weapons and knew that it was my dad's 797 00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:26,720 favorite movie. I'm like, yo, is my dad OK? 798 00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:32,640 His favorite movie? Does he want to become a witch? 799 00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:34,880 Dude, does my dad want to get into witchcraft? 800 00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:38,040 Honestly, it would be kind of tight. 801 00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:40,600 I'd rather him be into witchcraft than be mega to be 802 00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:44,600 honest. So maybe he can get into that. 803 00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:47,840 Amazing. I mean amazing what I love to 804 00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:48,880 do. My uncle is just like an 805 00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:52,880 absolute insane person and I'm I'm actually happy he didn't say 806 00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:56,400 anything else because usually in voicemails he being sensing says 807 00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:58,920 things that not the worst thing to say. 808 00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:02,400 You guys all know what I'm talking about, but he he usually 809 00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:04,480 just says things and I'm like OK, well now no one can hear 810 00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:12,120 this because makes him sound a little old fashioned and we 811 00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:13,360 don't want to have that out there. 812 00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:20,760 But I would love to hear you guys's opinions on weapons 813 00:46:20,760 --> 00:46:26,640 23475669741. I want to know what you guys 814 00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:31,120 thought about it because I obviously had opinions and you 815 00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:33,520 know one of you guys are going to call back and be like, start 816 00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:39,520 digging in your butt. Twin shout out to one of my boys 817 00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:41,600 that listens to the podcast. We talked recently. 818 00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:43,560 Just wanted to say it's good seeing you dude. 819 00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:46,160 I ran into, I ran into one of my friends. 820 00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:49,080 He listens to the show. It's so funny when guys run into 821 00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:53,400 each other that we just start talking about directions. 822 00:46:54,320 --> 00:46:57,480 I ran into him and then we just like started talking about where 823 00:46:57,480 --> 00:47:00,640 his job was and then we both did the dad thing where we crossed 824 00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:04,360 our arms and then he just told me about how he gets to his job. 825 00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:07,600 And then he told me about an alternate route that if there's 826 00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:10,040 traffic, that's how he also gets to his job. 827 00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:12,520 So no matter what, it only takes 20 minutes. 828 00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:18,520 And when I tell you I was locked in to the directions that I will 829 00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:23,360 never use, but I just, you just get dad brain and you're like, 830 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:25,080 oh, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 831 00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:27,320 You know, yeah, yeah. Sometimes the Expressway is 832 00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:29,280 pretty bad. So if you if you actually just 833 00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:32,560 go on the service road right next to it and you follow it and 834 00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:36,280 then you turn on Kingsland and then you go around. 835 00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:38,280 See, that's that's where the that's where the bottleneck 836 00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:40,200 usually is because most people know about that. 837 00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:42,720 They get off of Nexus 33 and they go on the service road and 838 00:47:42,720 --> 00:47:44,600 they follow it. But what you got to do is you 839 00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:46,840 got to go around, you go by the Sunoco. 840 00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:48,440 You actually drive through the Sunoco. 841 00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:51,800 Most of the time they don't give you issue and then go through a 842 00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:55,520 couple residential streets and you can you can divert and avoid 843 00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:57,760 all of that. Still get to work. 18 minutes. 844 00:47:58,680 --> 00:48:00,440 Fantastic. Yeah. 845 00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:02,360 Yeah. No, Wow. 846 00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:04,080 Oh, good for you. That's great. 847 00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:05,360 And then that, then that's guess what? 848 00:48:06,240 --> 00:48:09,320 That was our whole conversation. And then I got back in the car 849 00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:15,280 and I drove back to work. And it was, I mean it, it was 850 00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:18,480 like what I checked in on his life, but all I, but all I 851 00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:21,800 actually learned was the two different routes that he got to 852 00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:26,000 work. Guys never actually ask each 853 00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,880 other how we're doing. We just talk about random shit 854 00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:32,880 and we subtextually know if someone if they're doing OK or 855 00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:34,760 not. I don't know how to, I honestly 856 00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:38,760 don't know how to explain it. It's kind of like a, it's kind 857 00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:43,240 of like a weird emotional intelligence superpower where 858 00:48:43,240 --> 00:48:46,200 you're just like, if we're talking about sports, it's like 859 00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:49,880 you just tell how the guy is by how he's talking about the other 860 00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:53,760 topic that you're discussing. He's talking about sports and 861 00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:56,320 he's getting really angry. You're like, OK, something's 862 00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:58,960 going on at home with him. Something's going on with his 863 00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:02,000 wife. I mean, that's why my uncle said 864 00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:05,120 that because he, you know, he's like, he saw the movie and goes, 865 00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:08,000 what is good with with my brother that he loves this 866 00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,480 movie. He's he's, he's severely 867 00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:12,120 disturbed. And guess what? 868 00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:18,800 He's not wrong. But we just talked about 869 00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:23,160 directions. It's great. 870 00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:26,360 I, I sometimes I just love being a simple stupid guy. 871 00:49:26,360 --> 00:49:31,520 Just talking about directions. It's, it's so much better than 872 00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:33,280 like, hey man, what's up with you? 873 00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:34,880 How are you feeling? What, how are your emotions? 874 00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:37,280 And look, I'm very supportive of that, but there's a time and a 875 00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:42,680 place, and on a corner in Astoria at 3:00 PM is not the 876 00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:46,120 time or the place. So let's talk about directions 877 00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:50,720 and then keep it pushing. Just keep it pushing. 878 00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:57,080 Let's see. Silly boy. 879 00:49:57,280 --> 00:49:58,640 Message from my dad. Yeah, yeah. 880 00:49:58,640 --> 00:50:00,760 We can talk about Will Smith rapping next week. 881 00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:10,320 Don't care about that. Why did I just write girl fuck. 882 00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:13,520 What? Oh, maybe that was Yeah. 883 00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:14,960 Oh, that was the that was the party thing. 884 00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:18,200 OK, let's talk about Zoron benching real quick. 885 00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:26,480 Did you guys see this? There's Here we go. 886 00:50:29,920 --> 00:50:31,000 Hey, get. I am not. 887 00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:36,680 I'm not going to screen record. I'm not going to screen record 888 00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:38,080 this for the YouTube. You guys can look it up. 889 00:50:38,080 --> 00:50:40,360 Look, eventually I'll start screen recording and I'll put it 890 00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:43,040 on the YouTube. But right now, hey here, here's 891 00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:46,120 how you can get me to do that. Share the episode, like and 892 00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:47,840 subscribe, get other people to start watching. 893 00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:52,960 And then I'll spend the extra time to to screen record and put 894 00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:54,440 it on there. And I know you're going to be 895 00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:57,560 like doing you just should what blah, blah, blah. 896 00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:02,960 I don't want to. All right, fuck. 897 00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:06,480 You can look it up. You don't need to. 898 00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:08,520 Maybe I will just scream recording. 899 00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:10,120 How do I even fucking scream recording? 900 00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:11,880 I forget. I don't. 901 00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:15,960 I honestly don't remember how How do you scream recording? 902 00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:19,760 Oh no, scream recording. All right, fuck it, I'll do it. 903 00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:26,880 Here we go. So Zoran Mamdani tried to bench 904 00:51:27,240 --> 00:51:33,280 and Mamdani couldn't bench 135 and Eric Adams was clowning him 905 00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:35,960 for it. And it's like, here's the video. 906 00:51:41,320 --> 00:51:44,400 OK, first of all, I'm going to before we even go. 907 00:51:45,960 --> 00:51:48,320 No one thinks Mamdani's going to be able to bench this. 908 00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:51,560 He, Mamdani, doesn't work out. You can look at him and 909 00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:53,640 immediately you go, he doesn't bench. 910 00:51:54,520 --> 00:52:00,640 And guess what? Who cares actually, if this is 911 00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:04,640 your biggest problem with him, go take a hike dude, grow the 912 00:52:04,640 --> 00:52:05,200 fuck up. What are you? 913 00:52:05,640 --> 00:52:09,000 Who are you, 16? This is why 16 year olds can't 914 00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:11,640 vote because he's going to be like oh I can bench more than 915 00:52:11,640 --> 00:52:17,920 him what the fuck up? OK I mean this is this. 916 00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:20,920 This is rough though. This is a really bad situation 917 00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:22,440 for him. He's surrounded by a bunch of 918 00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:24,960 buff black dudes and their hype for him and they want him to do 919 00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:27,880 well. And he's, I mean, he's also in 920 00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:30,520 suit pants and a like dress shirt. 921 00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:32,320 This is how you move up in the polls. 922 00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:37,720 Hey man, the guy's hyping him way too much. 923 00:52:37,720 --> 00:52:39,640 And I'm telling you right now, this is not how you move up in 924 00:52:39,640 --> 00:52:44,360 the polls. He doesn't know what he's doing. 925 00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:46,400 Dude, look at him. He doesn't even know where to 926 00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:49,920 grab the fuck. This is so embarrassing. 927 00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:51,240 I do. I feel for him. 928 00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:53,520 Whoever let him do this, you fucked up, dude. 929 00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:56,280 Why would you let Zoran bench? What are you doing? 930 00:52:57,200 --> 00:52:59,600 Whoever did this is a is a is a Cuomo plant for sure. 931 00:52:59,680 --> 00:53:03,160 He's there's a dude. Hey, Mandani, there's a rat in 932 00:53:03,160 --> 00:53:06,320 your race that there's there's there's there's a rat in your 933 00:53:06,320 --> 00:53:09,080 team and you need to get him out Godfather style 2 to the head. 934 00:53:09,080 --> 00:53:12,760 Pang pang, pang pang 2 to the head. 935 00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:17,640 Dude, drop a couple 40 fives in their on their on their spine 936 00:53:17,640 --> 00:53:20,080 like this. Did you got you got a rat in 937 00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:23,400 your campaign. Then you got a It's time to call 938 00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:29,480 the exterminator dude, let's go. Let's. 939 00:53:30,320 --> 00:53:33,240 Go, let's go. Let's go. 940 00:53:33,240 --> 00:53:33,840 Yeah, dude. Yeah, he let. 941 00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:37,960 Me get three let me get. Three. 942 00:53:37,960 --> 00:53:40,400 Let me get three, bro. He knows. 943 00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:41,800 He knows and beat you as soon as he did it. 944 00:53:44,160 --> 00:53:45,080 He said he was nervous. Yeah. 945 00:53:45,080 --> 00:53:49,760 No, you don't know here. I mean, he's still got charisma, 946 00:53:49,760 --> 00:53:51,520 bro, and he's still, he still brings it back. 947 00:53:51,720 --> 00:53:55,200 But like, first of all, no one told him how to do no one told 948 00:53:55,200 --> 00:53:56,600 him the correct form. No one. 949 00:53:56,800 --> 00:53:59,200 You said it like don't you don't do this because then you have 950 00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:03,680 some clown like Eric Adams being like meanwhile, like I'm I'm I'm 951 00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:07,520 repping 145 easy, you know? And it's like, dude, you took 952 00:54:07,520 --> 00:54:09,160 money from the Turkish government. 953 00:54:09,920 --> 00:54:14,000 OK, I'd rather my mayor not be able to bench and not take money 954 00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:19,240 from the Turkish government so you can get some economy plus 955 00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:24,640 seats. Not even what are you doing the 956 00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:32,080 semi secret services out here. We got 1 secret services out 957 00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:33,520 here. I mean it's for anyone just 958 00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:39,360 listening like OK, I screen recorded so you watch the 959 00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:40,240 YouTube. You can watch that. 960 00:54:43,120 --> 00:54:45,480 It's just mum Donnie and he goes and he tries the he tries the 961 00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:48,520 bench and then like he, his arms go like as wide as possible and 962 00:54:48,520 --> 00:54:52,400 then he has a horrible form and he can't get it up without the 963 00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:59,320 guy helping him. Sorry, North Carolina. 964 00:54:59,320 --> 00:55:00,320 I was just drinking into the mic. 965 00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:10,080 But it like, I'm sorry. If you care whether your mayor 966 00:55:10,080 --> 00:55:12,480 can bench 135 lbs, you're an idiot. 967 00:55:12,880 --> 00:55:15,560 I'm sorry, dude. Honestly, there are more 968 00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:17,480 important things than that. You're you know what, you're not 969 00:55:17,480 --> 00:55:19,160 even an idiot. You're being tricked. 970 00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:21,680 You're being tricked by the Internet to think that it's 971 00:55:21,680 --> 00:55:23,600 something that's important when it isn't at all. 972 00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:27,320 It doesn't matter at all. Mayors are supposed to be nerds, 973 00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:28,840 bro. They're supposed to just be good 974 00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:32,920 at running the city. Putting up two plates is not 975 00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:37,920 part of that. Like, who gives a fuck? 976 00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:42,280 For real? I don't care. 977 00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:45,640 Yeah, it was cool. Obama could play basketball, but 978 00:55:45,640 --> 00:55:48,800 like, we don't even be cool. Do you know what happens when 979 00:55:48,800 --> 00:55:50,240 you when you try to have like a cool mayor? 980 00:55:50,240 --> 00:55:55,000 You get Eric Adams and he Bros talking about how with the 981 00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:57,320 shorties that he had in in Queens. 982 00:55:57,320 --> 00:55:58,480 And look, that kind of worked on me. 983 00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:00,240 I was like, yo, this dude had shorties in Queens. 984 00:56:00,240 --> 00:56:01,760 And then I went, wait, wait, hold on a second. 985 00:56:01,760 --> 00:56:05,320 This is not some guy that I'm talking to him in the bodega. 986 00:56:05,560 --> 00:56:07,560 This is the guy who's responsible for plowing all the 987 00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:09,280 cities when we go through a snowstorm. 988 00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:13,880 Maybe I maybe I shouldn't want him to be talking about the 989 00:56:13,880 --> 00:56:15,320 shouties that he used to have in Queens. 990 00:56:16,680 --> 00:56:18,160 Maybe I maybe I shouldn't want that. 991 00:56:18,320 --> 00:56:23,160 Mister Adams. Let's see what people said. 992 00:56:23,160 --> 00:56:30,320 Most people don't work out. But loli mean, Yeah, here we go 993 00:56:30,360 --> 00:56:31,160 here. Great. 994 00:56:31,160 --> 00:56:33,600 I'm not a fan of his policies, but his inability to bench a 995 00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:35,480 small amount doesn't make me think any differently. 996 00:56:35,960 --> 00:56:38,560 But sheesh, any man between 18 and 70 should be able to bench 997 00:56:38,560 --> 00:56:41,520 135. That is, that is true. 998 00:56:45,280 --> 00:56:50,080 You, I mean, you should be able to I think as a you want to 999 00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:52,880 bring a toxic mask or whatever, I think you should be able to to 1000 00:56:52,880 --> 00:56:56,840 bench 135 a couple times. But you also, if this dude has 1001 00:56:56,840 --> 00:56:58,720 never benched, he doesn't know the form. 1002 00:56:58,720 --> 00:57:00,920 There's like a proper way to to do it. 1003 00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:04,080 And if you don't know how to do it, it's going to look sloppy 1004 00:57:04,080 --> 00:57:06,920 and it's not going to work out. And he was flat back. 1005 00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:09,520 He didn't. Who cares? 1006 00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:14,680 Man, was this episode extremely hilarious. 1007 00:57:15,040 --> 00:57:21,600 Fuck no, but but it was fun. It was fun going through 1008 00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:23,520 voicemails. I'm going to I'm going to put up 1009 00:57:23,520 --> 00:57:26,240 more posters. You guys were are going to call 1010 00:57:26,240 --> 00:57:27,640 back in. Now you have things to call in 1011 00:57:27,640 --> 00:57:29,960 about. Can you tell me what you think 1012 00:57:29,960 --> 00:57:31,400 about mom Donnie? You can tell me what you think 1013 00:57:31,400 --> 00:57:34,360 about weapons. We can hear about Snapchat. 1014 00:57:34,360 --> 00:57:37,040 Let's hear actually, you know what before we end are people 1015 00:57:37,040 --> 00:57:39,160 using Snapchat? Snapchat is a dating app. 1016 00:57:44,040 --> 00:57:46,760 Let's see. Snapchat is evolved from the 1017 00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:55,400 platform. I mean, here, here we go. 13 to 1018 00:57:55,400 --> 00:58:02,520 24, age range 13 to 24 make up to 57% of Snapchat's user base. 1019 00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:04,640 Yeah. I mean, it's an app for 1020 00:58:04,640 --> 00:58:10,160 teenagers. Many use it as a dating app, but 1021 00:58:10,160 --> 00:58:11,680 it's for teens. Yeah, I did not. 1022 00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:14,680 It's it's not, it's still, I mean, if, if a guy told me that 1023 00:58:14,680 --> 00:58:17,200 he used snap, that he met some girl on snap immediately, I'd be 1024 00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:19,080 like, OK, well, I'm going to get away from you because the police 1025 00:58:19,080 --> 00:58:22,080 are probably going to break down your door soon and then find 1026 00:58:22,120 --> 00:58:24,880 something on the hard drives that you keep like locked in a 1027 00:58:25,520 --> 00:58:27,600 safe. You know what I mean? 1028 00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:32,320 Anyway, guys, please call in. Please share the show. 1029 00:58:32,720 --> 00:58:34,920 Let's grow it. That that that's what I want 1030 00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:37,920 from you. Here's the thing, All right, If 1031 00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:43,960 you call in and you hear me talk about it, you're you talk about 1032 00:58:43,960 --> 00:58:46,920 your voicemail, tell your friends, have them listen to and 1033 00:58:46,920 --> 00:58:49,520 then maybe and then they can send them voicemails and the 1034 00:58:49,520 --> 00:58:51,680 show will just grow and we'll give more advice. 1035 00:58:51,680 --> 00:58:55,080 It'll be absolutely fantastic. But also call in with questions, 1036 00:58:55,080 --> 00:58:58,240 not just hey, this thing happened to me because I like 1037 00:58:58,240 --> 00:59:03,320 that, but advice is always fun. So it's more to more to discuss 1038 00:59:03,400 --> 00:59:06,840 even, you know, even the even the thing that Nevin left about 1039 00:59:07,280 --> 00:59:10,000 saying gay, you know, I honestly thought I would have more to say 1040 00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:16,200 about that, but I really just think it's like it. 1041 00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:23,600 I just think you can tell so easily when a guy is saying it 1042 00:59:23,600 --> 00:59:27,600 out of malice and a guy is just saying it where he's trying to 1043 00:59:27,600 --> 00:59:30,120 be a little bit of like an instigator, you know. 1044 00:59:31,080 --> 00:59:35,360 But I still don't use it like half as much as I did in high 1045 00:59:35,360 --> 00:59:38,200 school because, you know, you can just say lame or whack. 1046 00:59:38,680 --> 00:59:42,800 But there's certain instances when it does just gay just does 1047 00:59:42,800 --> 00:59:48,600 hit harder. And in those scenarios you want 1048 00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:52,080 to say I'm wrong and I just be like, yo, I'm not. 1049 00:59:52,080 --> 00:59:55,960 I'll just be like, hey, start digging in your butt, twin.