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Hello and welcome to the Weekly 
Scroll podcast. 

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My Name Is Ryan. 
And I'm a hardball detective. 

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And my name is James. 
And I'm John. 

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There we go. 
And this is like what we're 

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calling for this year. 
We're calling it the Weekly 

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Squirrel plays and then and then
there's a game after it and 

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today is Crime Wave from John 
Davis 1920s noir role-playing 

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game. 
And James is not just James. 

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James is James Crane from 
Crumbling Keep role-playing 

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games. 
Makers of Marching Order want to

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make sure that gets out there 
first time James gets to play in

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an AP on our show, you know, 
fuck John, you killed us last 

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time. 
So I guess we'll see what 

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happens this. 
Time but. 

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How's it right? 
How's everybody doing today? 

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Great. 
Yeah. 

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Oh, that's a cat right behind me
that no one can see doing great.

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Good. 
Yeah. 

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So this is, This Is Us. 
This is early morning short on 

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coffee playing crime Wave. 
So John, before we get going 

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here, what is? 
Crime Wave Crime Wave is a 1920s

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set role-playing game of the 
noir genre. 

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So think of gangsters with Tommy
guns. 

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Think of bank robberies. 
Think of like down and dirty 

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like lowlifes that are just 
trying to get by in the 1920s. 

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So pinstripe suits flappers, 
That sort of deal. 

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Nice. 
Love it. 

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Gangsters. 
But like gangsters, Gangsters. 

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You. 
Know. 

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Yeah. 
So this is a tunnel goon tack, 

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plus a little bit, right? 
So pretty clean, pretty 

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straightforward. 
I actually have the entire 

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thing. 
I can put it right there on 

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screen as of right now. 
It's a nice one. 

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Pager, which is beautiful, 
including even the character 

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sheet on it. 
And you can snag this right now 

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over at the Sieved's Sanctum 
Itch page, which if you're 

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watching is in the bottom 
whatever corner of your screen. 

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Definitely go snag that. 
I know John's been updating it 

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added some schmucks, which we'll
get to eventually, but this is 

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our chance to to run it here on 
the stream. 

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So John, why don't we go through
the very brief rules of Crime 

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Rave real real quick. 
I'm sure Hunter made his 

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character already, because he 
always does. 

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But I'll make my character and 
we've already got names and 

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we'll get to it. 
But yeah, tell us, let's go 

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through Crime Wave so the people
at home know what we're doing. 

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OK, so Crime Wave. 
Like I said, it's a 1920s 

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role-playing game of the noir 
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It's based off of Nature Maze, 
Tunnel Goons, Gangbusters by 

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Rick Krebs and Traveller by Mark
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How you play is when success is 
uncertain. 

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You're going to roll 2D6 and add
points from your traits, skills,

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and items. 
If the total is 8 or more, it's 

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a success. 
Just that easy combat is when 

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you roll, the difference between
your roll and eight is the 

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amount of damage the endangered 
participant takes. 

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So if it's a failure, you take 
the damage. 

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If it's a success, your target 
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Let's see, Inventory. 
You can carry a number of items 

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equal to your muscle doubled. 
Death occurs when room when 

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wounds reach 0, and then you 
advance by adding one to a trade

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or a skill to a Max of four in 
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It's just that easy. 
Like games aren't complicated 

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people. 
You can do this these one pagers

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and that's all you need. 
I agree. 

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I agree. 
I'm a huge proponent of that. 

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Less is more. 
Less is more. 

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Let me agree. 
Make one pagers normal again. 

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Yeah, there we go. 
Yeah, make one pages great 

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again. 
Yeah. 

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Make. 
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We needed. 
Yeah. 

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All right. 
And this is oh I I talked about 

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this before I so we're doing 
crime waves. 

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So I get to rock my all cops are
bastards goblins and garden 

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shirt. 
So yeah. 

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Hell. 
Yeah, Thematic for the for the 

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theme and life. 
All right, so we're throwing six

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points into traits, 6 points 
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then just picking a starting 
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And that's pretty much our 
character, right? 

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Yeah, it's actually six points 
across all of the skills. 

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So add the the six points where 
you want in your skills. 

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Right, Yeah, 6 and Traits 6 and 
Skills, right? 

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Yeah. 
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Yeah. 
OK cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool

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Cool Cool Cool Cool 234123. 
Four and muscle is our wounds 

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are twice our muscle, so it'd be
nice to have some of that 

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muscle. 
Agility 00. 

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And we are a podcast too, so 
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could possibly have our Muscle, 
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driving, or Luck and the skills 
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Fingerprinting, Firearms, 
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Pickpocketing, Safecracking, and
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And then what do we got? 
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So I dig the weapons and I was 
curious because they're not 

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equivalent, which they don't 
have to be, obviously, but my as

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soon as you see shotgun A+ 
damage, you go, damn, I want a 

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shotgun. 
You know is there any any kind 

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of plus, minus or like as far as
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differences between the shotgun 
and say like your stiletto or 

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anything or is it just one item 
is 1 item and you just. 

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One item is just one item. 
Cool. 

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Yeah, like I wanted to make the 
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But also, it's like, I don't 
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warranted whether the shotgun 
takes up more space than 

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stiletto. 
Yeah, the shotgun technically is

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an instant kill if you get above
this certain like damage 

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threshold, but like that 
stiletto is pretty nasty. 

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That plus one makes a big 
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2D6 role. 
And I was thinking the same 

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there. 
Yeah, it it is nice how they're 

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all very different and it just 
feels, it feels more like the 

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character building than almost 
like picking a weapon in 

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different games. 
It's not just a like wow, I 

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don't know which one either 
sounds cool or has the highest 

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damage like. 
Yeah, I want to be a big. 

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I want to be a Big Axe guy, so I
choose the Big Axe. 

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Right, right. 
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too though is if you if you if 
all three of us, pick shotguns, 

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stealth missions are gonna be 
quite difficult because shotguns

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are very, very loud. 
Where as opposed to if we're a 

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bunch of pickpocketers and lock 
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feel like that'd be a very 
different adventure. 

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So there's definitely a lot of 
play in the different things you

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want to because there's two 
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blackjack that don't make noise 
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but revolver, a little bit 
noise. 

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Pistol a little bit noise. 
Rifle louder noise machine gun 

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whole lot of noise. 
Shotgun even more so it can 

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definitely yeah yeah right, can 
definitely really swing what 

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happens. 
I also love the non use of tags 

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because I hate tags and I feel 
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self-evident. 
So shotguns are loud. 

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I don't need you to tell me 
that, Yeah. 

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Right. 
Shotguns are loud. 

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Shotguns are harder to hide than
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And it's like, it's just common 
sense stuff, you know? 

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And like and like I said, that's
the narrative portion of it. 

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That's not even getting into the
mechanical difference between 

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the weapons. 
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difference. 
Yeah. 

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I do think I don't have as big 
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as like Ryan does. 
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don't really need him a lot of 
the time, right? 

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Like narratively it's fairly 
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Like what is the difference 
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We all live on earth. 
We all have the ability to 

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reason on most of us. 
Yeah, it's like me I well, I 

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think. 
That last one might be a little 

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bit of a stretch, but, well, 
it's like the rest of what 

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you're saying. 
Do you really need A tag to tell

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you whether a a staff can be 
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No, I don't. 
Yeah, right. 

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You know, and to each their own.
If people do that's fine. 

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I've I've I've I've self. 
I've crystallized my own 

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personal opinions about some 
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for me I prefer less scaffolding
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scaffolding or enjoy more 
scaffolding. 

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That's totally fine way to play 
your games. 

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Yeah, I think for me it's that 
like it's that trade off of if 

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you know the old, if you make a 
rule about someone being able to

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do a thing or like an item 
having this property, by default

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it means everyone else can't or 
doesn't have that type of thing.

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Like the more rules you add in 
be able to do cool things. 

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Specifically, the less people 
can do all the cool things. 

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Because I don't know, there's 
you know what I mean? 

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Yeah, absolutely. 
I mean, you know, that's why 

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bring back one pagers because 
like the more rules you add on 

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to a thing, the greater the 
limitations become. 

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Like having something like this 
where it's just like here is the

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decision making process, have 
fun. 

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Like, yeah, it's a lot of 
freedom, you know? 

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And that's why the the plan with
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one pager that will remain free 
and always will be free. 

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Like my plan is to, like print 
it as a broadsheet, You know, 

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like on actual news print. 
Yeah, nice. 

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And then just expand it with 
adventures, with scenarios. 

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That's my plan with crime. 
Well, 100% getting at least one 

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of those. 
Yeah, absolutely. 

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That's I Somewhere in my feed 
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advertising like, hey, print 
your own newspaper. 

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And I was like, OK, I don't know
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bookmark it for later, but this 
is perfect for that. 

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That's such a good idea. 
Yeah, I think I know the exact 

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company you're talking about 
too. 

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I got the print. 
I got the print. 

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They'll send you a free package 
of, like, all their stuff so you

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can just look at it. 
I got I got the folder. 

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In the other room. 
I love that work over here too. 

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Oh yeah. 
I think, I think, I think if I, 

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if I remember correctly that my 
brain is breaking into my piece.

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Josh Demansky who runs a bunch 
of games on our show is here a 

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bunch. 
I think they actually used like 

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some of the prints from that for
like some something in their 

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wedding or something like that 
because he got married recently.

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Ish. 
So. 

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And he said they were they were 
fantastic. 

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So. 
Awesome. 

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I know so much more about it 
than I did a minute ago. 

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We're all growing as people all 
the time. 

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Right. 
And none of us can tell you the 

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name of what it is. 
But you company out there, good 

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job you. 
It's not interesting. 

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Club is it? 
Is it newspaper? 

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Might be. 
It might be, it might be. 

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Yeah, I think I've seen that ad 
as well. 

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So don't I Did I like I said, I 
got the digital and physical 

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test print. 
They're fantastic, All right. 

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You're ready to talk about the 
character, yeah. 

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Let's do it. 
Why don't you? 

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Why don't you start us off, 
Hunter? 

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Well, I How do you know that I'm
done with my character Ryan. 

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Because you started before we 
even started. 

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I can't help it. 
Yes, I'm playing Johnny 6 

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Fingers. 
You know, he's he's very much 

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like a wants to appear very 
wealthy and is in fact not at 

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all. 
He drives a car that is decently

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maintained, but like a older 
model as far as stats goes. 

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He's not incredibly muscular, 
but he's not quite a schmuck, 

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you know, I got one in my 
muscle, I put 2IN Agility, 2IN 

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Driving because I'm the driver, 
and then I put one in luck 

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because that just sounds fun. 
And as far as sorry, that was 

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traits. 
And then as far as skills go, I 

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have two in disguise, 2IN lock 
picking and two in stealth. 

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He carries A stiletto and yeah, 
that's that's Johnny Johnny 6 

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fingers you know can get through
any door. 

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Don't let him next to your 
wallet. 

230
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Don't let him next to your 
wallet. 

231
00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:24,880
All right, why don't you go, 
James? 

232
00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:26,560
Because I'm going to remake my 
entire character. 

233
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Because Hotter and me made the 
exact same kick. 

234
00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:32,400
I just scratched out and changed
a few things there while I was 

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talking. 
So I don't know if you want to 

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pot. 
Like I I'm worried now that I 

237
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just changed the changes you're 
changing. 

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Anyway. 
So my character is named Benny 

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Mccool, AKA Chips. 
I view Chips as kind of a 

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survivalist, and I don't mean 
it's like really experience that

241
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survival. 
I mean, more like a cockroach, 

242
00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:58,760
you know, gravitates toward 
whoever is powerful, like I'm 

243
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henchman material until his 
loyalty is in any way questioned

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anyway. 
So traits wise, we got some 

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muscle of one, an agility of 1. 
So I figured, like, he's got to 

246
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be at least somewhat of a useful
henchman, right? 

247
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Observation of two. 
And I feel that's mostly because

248
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he's nervous and twitchy and 
always watching. 

249
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And then a luck of two because 
that's probably what's gotten 

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him this far really. 
And then some skills. 

251
00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:29,480
We got one in gambling, we got 
one in lock picking. 

252
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But his his love is 
pickpocketing. 

253
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He's got 3IN pickpocketing and 
you know he's that's comes from 

254
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a lifetime of being a bottom 
tier criminal here and one in 

255
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stealth and he has a blackjack. 
All right. 

256
00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:54,040
Well, here we go then. 
So as I continue here, let's 

257
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figure it out as we go. 
So I get to be Enzo 2 tricks. 

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That's my guy. 
He's now a big fan of 

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explosives. 
That's kind of his whole thing. 

260
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He's going to be our bomb guy. 
So I got definitely not six 

261
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fingers. 
Probably 6 fingers total at this

262
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point. 
Don't know what his two tricks 

263
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are. 
Well he does, you don't. 

264
00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:29,680
But as far as his stats, we're 
going to go 2 Muscle, 2 agility,

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2IN luck. 
I feel like let's knock off one 

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of those agilities and put 
another one in luck because I 

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feel like I've used enough. 
I need some more because these 

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explosives are going to happen. 
And for skills let's go 2IN 

269
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explosives, one in safe 
cracking. 

270
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Let's go one in stealth. 
Got to be able to put the bombs 

271
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places 123 and nothing else is 
important. 

272
00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:06,640
What? 
What is fingerprinting? 

273
00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:08,960
Is it me being fingerprinted? 
Fingerprinting. 

274
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:13,400
Other people? 
Well, yeah, it both actually. 

275
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It it would sort of involve like
avoiding getting your 

276
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fingerprints on stuff, but also 
if you are more of the 

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investigative type, taking 
fingerprints. 

278
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I'm going to do one in, I guess,
fingerprinting because I work 

279
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with a lot of fine wires and 
things putting these bombs 

280
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together and I don't want to 
accidentally leave a little 

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fingerprint on them. 
And for a weapon grubby mitts 

282
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all over everything, I. 
Don't I? 

283
00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:50,560
Don't. 
I got to have some of the 

284
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gunpowder in it, right? 
I love the revolver as the plus 

285
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one against prone targets. 
Do you consider someone on their

286
00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:01,720
knees begging for their life 
prone? 

287
00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:03,440
Absolutely. 
OK. 

288
00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:07,280
Wanted to make sure that that's 
what we're going for here. 

289
00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:10,440
But I'll be. 
Clear that though. 

290
00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:14,920
I know we talked about it a 
little bit, but I feel like if 

291
00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:19,120
I'm the bomb guy, I really only 
have one option in the list of 

292
00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:23,520
weapons, 'cause if I like big 
booms, I like big booms, right? 

293
00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:26,880
They're going to very hunter 
build today, huh? 

294
00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:29,760
I'm going, dude. 
I apparent why I don't know how 

295
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:33,040
I always default to the muscle 
guy or whatever every fucking 

296
00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:36,600
time. 
What's funny is I almost picked 

297
00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:38,920
the name Knuckles and realized 
that it was my character last 

298
00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:41,040
time. 
So not doing that. 

299
00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:45,360
But I gotta go shotgun if big 
booms is big booms, so I'm going

300
00:18:45,360 --> 00:18:48,760
shotgun with my guy here, so it.
Would be a shame if no one did, 

301
00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:52,880
you know. 
Yeah, we got into two tricks 

302
00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:58,720
with his, with his shotgun and 
his bag of bombs. 

303
00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:04,160
That's us, See. 
Yeah, so. 

304
00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:06,520
And that's that's character 
creation. 

305
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:12,080
It's as simple as that. 
Like I I enjoy games that get 

306
00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:15,840
you in into the action as 
quickly as possible and that's 

307
00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:19,400
that's that's my ethos when it 
comes to designing these games. 

308
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:24,160
But if there's nothing else, we 
can get right into it. 

309
00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:28,680
Yeah, I'm just gonna redo my 
character sheet so it doesn't 

310
00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:32,880
look like this and but we can we
can get into it. 

311
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:36,480
Let's go. 
We crank the there's not tunes. 

312
00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:49,400
Yeah, let's do it. 
All right, so we open on a early

313
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January morning on the streets 
of New Babylon. 

314
00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:58,960
There's a snow falling. 
The streets are littered with 

315
00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:06,320
with snow drifts like head high 
icicles are. 

316
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:11,720
You know, coming off of all the 
rooftops and there's steam just 

317
00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:14,520
drifting over the rooftops of 
the city. 

318
00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:24,520
We zoom into an apartment window
above a above a pub, above 

319
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Mahoney's Pub, and we go into 
the into the apartment. 

320
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:33,440
There's a radiator hissing in 
the corner. 

321
00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:39,800
And the three of you are here in
this apartment. 

322
00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:42,480
What are the three of you doing 
right now? 

323
00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:47,200
Let's let's start off with 
Johnny 6 fingers. 

324
00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:50,520
So Johnny's probably sitting a 
few feet from the radiator. 

325
00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:53,680
He's probably fairly dressed, 
sitting cross legged on the 

326
00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:56,720
ground, playing like playing 
solitaire. 

327
00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:59,720
You know, he's just a deck of 
cards, just throwing them down. 

328
00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:03,000
And like every few minutes he 
just looks at him and like, 

329
00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:06,040
makes his mall up, shuffles and 
starts again. 

330
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:10,200
Yeah, playing, playing solitaire
with a deck of 51. 

331
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:13,920
All right. 
I can't go. 

332
00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:17,600
I get it. 
Yeah, as you're sort of like 

333
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:21,280
sort of like scratching your 
head over this game of solitaire

334
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:26,000
in the corner, Benny Chips, what
are you doing? 

335
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:30,960
I'm pacing the floor back and 
forth kind of nervously, like 

336
00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:35,120
adjusting my like, threadbare 
coat repeatedly and just eating 

337
00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:41,440
the driest crackers you could 
imagine, with no forethought of 

338
00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:44,080
to where the crumbs land. 
Just like making a mess. 

339
00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:50,480
Yeah, just sort of like this was
that you're open up the nature 

340
00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:53,680
Valley pack and it's just a 
mountain of crumbs just falling 

341
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:56,680
all over you. 
Yeah, totally, totally that. 

342
00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:59,440
All right. 
And then Enzo 2 tricks. 

343
00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:01,120
What about you? 
What are you doing on this cold 

344
00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:05,880
January morning? 
I'm I'm sitting in the corner at

345
00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:10,000
a small desk. 
It's like a fold out chair and 

346
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:14,640
you just see just stuff like 
piled all around me, perpetual 

347
00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:17,760
hunch over the desk And you 
every now and then you hear like

348
00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:20,240
a little buzz or some solder and
things like that. 

349
00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:24,720
And like I'll drop something and
be like it's OK, we're good, 

350
00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:27,520
we're good. 
And I'm just. 

351
00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:32,600
I'm tinkering away with too much
explosives and too small A room.

352
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:37,200
Yeah, and and as you're doing 
this, as three of you are sort 

353
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:40,320
of just the like doing your own 
thing milling about, you 

354
00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:45,320
suddenly hear this like small 
cry coming from the corner. 

355
00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:48,520
You look over and there's a 
bassinet in the corner. 

356
00:22:54,360 --> 00:22:56,240
Who goes to it first? 
Who responds? 

357
00:22:57,240 --> 00:22:59,840
Well, is this a mysterious new 
bassinet out of nowhere, or are 

358
00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:01,880
we aware of this bassinet 
already? 

359
00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:06,800
No, it's been there. 
Yeah, I guess Johnny's going to.

360
00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:10,360
Johnny puts down his cards and 
like he's in the middle of like 

361
00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:12,960
pulling out a cigarette and he 
hears the crying and like stops 

362
00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:17,760
it back in the his pack of 
Fortunate Strikes, you know, and

363
00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:21,800
like back in his pocket he 
stands up and he goes and lunes 

364
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:23,560
are the bassinet and he looks 
in. 

365
00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:30,120
Yeah, there's a there's a small 
infant there in the bassinet. 

366
00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:34,840
It's a Hugh Herkimer, heir to 
the Herkimer rifle fortune. 

367
00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:48,320
Good, I'm like. 
You 3 have kidnapped an heir and

368
00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:51,960
are now ransoming him for 
$50,000. 

369
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:57,000
Perfect. 
You know where the pickup point 

370
00:23:57,000 --> 00:24:01,080
is, but here's the issue. 
You have to get Hugh Herkimer 

371
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:07,160
across the city and everyone in 
the city knows it's you that did

372
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:12,760
it. 
Fantastic. 

373
00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:15,680
Thinking. 
About this. 

374
00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:18,200
This is this is a great 
adventure start, by the way. 

375
00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:23,880
Yeah, yeah, I'm. 
Like, oh, this is good, cool. 

376
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:25,840
So are we're in our own 
apartment, right? 

377
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:30,080
Yeah, this is your apartment. 
So I assume Johnny has Johnny is

378
00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:33,120
like a is, you know, he's a 
disguise guy. 

379
00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:38,160
He's a man of many hats, 
literally, he believes very much

380
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:41,560
in hats. 
He believes that the hat you 

381
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:46,200
wear really dictates your 
personality, so he he wants to 

382
00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:49,560
get a disguise going to make 
himself look like a woman, like 

383
00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:52,760
a tall woman. 
A very statuesque woman. 

384
00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:55,720
Yeah, very statuesque woman. 
OK, all right. 

385
00:24:56,040 --> 00:25:00,080
Well, in that case, give me a 
role adding your disguise to it 

386
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:04,160
and let's see, is there anything
else applicable to this? 

387
00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:15,200
Is moves so portly, you know, I 
can stuff him into maybe like 

388
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:18,000
pull him up a little bit. 
Can I add luck to this? 

389
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:20,560
You absolutely you can. 
Nice. 

390
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:22,920
You're going to hear me say that
a lot today. 

391
00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:26,800
Hey, that's what it's there for.
I rolled an 8. 

392
00:25:28,120 --> 00:25:30,160
Oh yeah, that's. 
With the bonus actually rolled 5

393
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:31,800
but +38. 
Nice. 

394
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:35,120
So you two are sort of doing 
your own things. 

395
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:39,520
You know Johnny is you know in 
disguise together normal Johnny 

396
00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:42,200
things. 
You look up and you sort of, you

397
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:46,960
sort of have to take a double 
take because it's like really, 

398
00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:49,440
really spot on. 
It's really good. 

399
00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:54,600
Like unless you were looking 
like directly, like scrutinizing

400
00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:57,000
him, you wouldn't be able to 
tell otherwise. 

401
00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:04,080
Gentlemen. 
Oh hell, Johnny, Hell's this 

402
00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:07,640
going to help us? 
I'm Lady Cordelia Bloomfield. 

403
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:12,600
Johnny, Lady Cordelia, Whatever.
What are we going to do now? 

404
00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:18,760
Well, you 2 ruffians are in some
trouble, but Lady Cordelia 

405
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:21,720
Bloomfield is just on a walk 
with her newborn in the freezing

406
00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:25,440
cold today. 
You got to disguise the newborn.

407
00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:28,320
You think they're not going to 
recognize Hugh, Hugh Harkner 

408
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:31,240
over here? 
Don't all babies look the same? 

409
00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:35,920
Yeah, you got a good point. 
Lady. 

410
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:45,360
And you, you two are sort of 
like duking it out. 

411
00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:49,280
Enzo, what are you doing right 
now? 

412
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:53,360
How are How are you? 
Taking in all this. 

413
00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:01,480
Then you put the pin. 
It's not, it's not the blue 

414
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:03,040
wire. 
Don't ever cut the blue wire. 

415
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:06,040
Leave the blue wire. 
It's the green wire. 

416
00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:07,400
That's one that we need to do 
here. 

417
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:09,240
So let me get this and I'll 
just. 

418
00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:15,320
I don't think this place is any 
safe place for a child it. 

419
00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:16,920
Was the green wire. 
That's right. 

420
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:17,520
Good. 
OK. 

421
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:20,360
Right. 
It's like, that's good staring 

422
00:27:20,360 --> 00:27:22,080
right at Enzo. 
I don't think this is a safe 

423
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:32,000
place for anybody. 
As you say that there's a knock 

424
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:35,440
at the door. 
Who is it? 

425
00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:41,680
It's it is. 
Who's at the door? 

426
00:27:45,120 --> 00:27:51,240
It's Mom Mahoney. 
I'm sorry, I think you have the 

427
00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:56,320
wrong address. 
You better open this door. 

428
00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:59,200
I'm going to get my nephews up 
here to break your legs. 

429
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:05,960
I look back at those two. 
I'm like, not breaking 

430
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:08,080
character. 
Not the face Johnny would make 

431
00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:10,240
the the face of statuesque woman
would make, you know. 

432
00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:14,280
Yeah. 
If she opens the door, she's 

433
00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:15,880
going to lose her fucking hand. 
Just saying. 

434
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:25,120
I think Benny is going to try 
and like hide out by the door 

435
00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:28,600
frame, blackjack in hand like 
James thinks. 

436
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:32,200
If she didn't send her nephews 
up here already, probably isn't 

437
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:36,160
trying to really get at us right
now. 

438
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:46,080
But Benny's not that chill, so. 
OK, and just so you know, I the 

439
00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:49,680
door handle's booby trapped. 
If if I need to roll explosives 

440
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:51,880
to see if it actually goes off 
or not, you just let me know. 

441
00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:56,840
OK, all right, so so tell me how
this booby trap is rigged. 

442
00:28:57,880 --> 00:29:00,800
Pretty small, pretty small 
explosive we got there. 

443
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:04,920
It's just, I mean, you know, 
with a little gunpowder in the 

444
00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:07,480
keyhole, right? 
So as soon as she turns the 

445
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:11,120
handle from the outside, it's 
going to swing a thing down and 

446
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:17,120
get the bada Bing bada boom. 
You know, she becomes Mama 

447
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:19,760
honey. 54 fingers, if you know 
what I'm saying. 

448
00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:23,800
Good to know. 
All right, so who's who's 

449
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:26,520
answering the door? 
Does anybody answer the door? 

450
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:30,920
I mean, I'm talking through the 
door as Lady Cordelia. 

451
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:37,520
Bloomfield. 
OK, all right, all right, she 

452
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:39,760
says. 
I don't know what kind of funny 

453
00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:43,600
business you play in EU three 
are two months late on your 

454
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:46,880
rent. 
I expect it by the end. 

455
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:48,760
I expect it by the end of the 
day. 

456
00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:52,440
Oh absolutely. 
I don't live here, but my 2 

457
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:55,480
companions do. 
I'll have make sure they run it 

458
00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:57,400
down by the end of the day, 
sweetheart. 

459
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:06,840
Johnny, is that you putting on a
voice? 

460
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:10,200
Johnny. 
Who's Johnny? 

461
00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:16,440
Bunch of bunch of loads they 
are, and you can hear her 

462
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:22,880
thumping away down the hallway. 
OK, you know, I think Chips was 

463
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:26,080
just inspired suddenly and 
actually starts stamping away. 

464
00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:30,080
I imagine I know how to open the
door without setting off this 

465
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:30,920
bomb. 
Hopefully. 

466
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:33,400
Enzo Enzo gave you the 
walkthrough. 

467
00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:35,200
Done it. 
You've done it a couple of times

468
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:36,520
before you. 
Just took the thingy. 

469
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:38,760
You need to flip it to the 
right, not to the left. 

470
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:41,560
You know so. 
Yeah, I'm gonna do just that. 

471
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:42,560
Open the door. 
Wait. 

472
00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:44,080
Wait, wait, ma. 
Left. 

473
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:45,600
Not, not the right. 
It's in all right. 

474
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:48,920
Looks at all of them. 
Thankful they're still there, 

475
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:51,200
Ma. 
Hey Mom. 

476
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:55,000
Miss Mahoney? 
You look down the hallway and 

477
00:30:55,000 --> 00:31:00,520
there's this, like, hunched, 
like small little old woman with

478
00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:04,160
like a shawl over her head. 
And she turns and you can see 

479
00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:08,400
that there are black, like 
shades over her eyes. 

480
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:11,040
And she's got a baseball bat in 
one hand. 

481
00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:13,720
And she turns and looks back 
down the hallway, not 

482
00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:15,840
necessarily looking at you 
directly. 

483
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:19,000
Yeah, I imagine for behind the 
glasses. 

484
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,040
It's kind of hard to tell where 
her eyes are focusing. 

485
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:24,080
Ma. 
Ma. 

486
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:26,840
See, see, It's like this. 
We we got your money. 

487
00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:28,200
We've been we've been working 
real hard. 

488
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:31,680
We all got jobs out there. 
And yeah, I've been doing 

489
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:34,120
construction for like 3 weeks 
now. 

490
00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:37,480
And my foreman, yeah, he's got 
the money for me to pay me. 

491
00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:40,080
But you see, I see all that snow
out there. 

492
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:42,880
If I was trying to walk over 
right there, I'd I'd be dead. 

493
00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:45,120
I'd freeze my cockles off. 
I was wondering if we could 

494
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:48,400
maybe borrow your car, go pick 
up the money to pay the rent. 

495
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:49,720
We could. 
We could throw in a little extra

496
00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:52,240
rental fee, make sure it's nice 
and gassed up by the time we 

497
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:55,000
bring it back. 
You know, we're always good for 

498
00:31:55,000 --> 00:32:03,280
it, BA. 
Give me, give me a presence 

499
00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:06,040
roll. 
Everyone knows Chips is a 

500
00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:08,280
terrible liar and has no 
presence. 

501
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:14,720
All right, well, we got a 7, and
I don't think I have anything 

502
00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:16,560
that is reasonable to add to 
this. 

503
00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:20,120
Luck feels like a stretch. 
I don't know. 

504
00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:21,360
I have luck. 
But hey. 

505
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:25,400
You can add it to any role. 
OK yeah. 

506
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:30,320
I'll, I'll, I'll flash a like 
jagged smile doing my best to 

507
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:34,120
appear charming and we'll add 
some luck to that Flash little 

508
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:39,240
yeah just a little bit of little
bit of like chicken leg ankle to

509
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:41,680
her. 
So with luck, that'll be a nine.

510
00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:43,480
Nice. 
Oh, nice. 

511
00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:46,120
Yeah. 
So yeah, she she shuffles back 

512
00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:51,320
down the hall towards you and 
sort of like again, not looking 

513
00:32:51,320 --> 00:33:00,480
directly at you, just sort of 
like just sort of you seem like 

514
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:03,600
a good boy. 
Well, of course, Mahoney. 

515
00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:09,480
Ma, you know me? 
All right, but don't let that 

516
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:12,600
Johnny drive. 
I've, I've, I've heard. 

517
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:16,360
I've heard him peeling out of 
here day and night. 

518
00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:18,680
Oh yeah, don't. 
Don't worry, Johnny lost his 

519
00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:21,200
license. 
I'll drive myself, lady. 

520
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:25,080
Cordelia Bloomfield leans out 
the door with her fake long hair

521
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:26,560
is like. 
Thank you, Ma. 

522
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:37,120
This is this is my new lady, Ma.
She's sort of like crimps his a 

523
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:41,720
bit and she says you you stay 
out of trouble now. 

524
00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:47,000
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. 
And did I hear a baby crying? 

525
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:50,280
No. 
That is, it's mine. 

526
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:54,080
Yes, hers. 
Ours. 

527
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:57,080
Ours. 
We're not sure. 

528
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:08,080
She you can, you can see the the
suspicion on her face, but she 

529
00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:13,000
she doesn't really know how to 
react to this. 

530
00:34:13,199 --> 00:34:18,440
She's like, all right, just as 
long as you get me the rent by 

531
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:22,679
the end of the day. 
Well, we'll pick you up a 

532
00:34:22,679 --> 00:34:24,840
cannoli from that bakery you 
like on the way back. 

533
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:28,199
We got you. 
All right. 

534
00:34:28,199 --> 00:34:31,719
And she she Pats you. 
She reaches up and tries to pat 

535
00:34:31,719 --> 00:34:36,360
you on the on the cheek, but her
hand kind of just whiffs by your

536
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:39,120
face. 
Then she tries to get and Pats 

537
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:43,800
you on the cheek, and then she 
shuffles down the hallway 

538
00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:50,560
downstairs. 
Boys, I can't believe she bought

539
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:53,719
that. 
But what, sweetheart? 

540
00:34:56,239 --> 00:35:05,720
Johnny, Lady, take the keys. 
Daintily, Daintily takes him, 

541
00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:18,080
shall we depart. 
All eyes for Enzo at this point.

542
00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:22,600
Enzo takes, so he definitely 
has, you know, those glasses 

543
00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:24,840
that have too many lindges in 
him and stuff, you know what I 

544
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:27,320
mean? 
Like that definitely pulls those

545
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:29,680
off. 
You know, puts down the 

546
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:33,000
soldering iron, straightens up a
little bit. 

547
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:42,040
It looks even worse. 
All right there, let me pack a 

548
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:44,640
bag. 
What's the plan? 

549
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:52,600
I think. 
Johnny, why are you dressed like

550
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:57,840
a lady? 
Oh, Johnny, I'm Lady Cordelia 

551
00:35:57,840 --> 00:36:00,080
Bloomfield. 
You must be mistaken. 

552
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:07,320
And Lake Cordelia Bloomfield, by
the way, has like a a large sun 

553
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:10,040
hat. 
You know, it's very important to

554
00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:11,760
Johnny. 
The moment he puts on somebody 

555
00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:14,280
else's hat, he becomes that 
person. 

556
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:17,800
So there is no Johnny here 
anymore. 

557
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:21,360
It's just Lady Cordelia 
Bloomfield, and she has no idea 

558
00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:23,240
who Johnny is. 
You're doing it. 

559
00:36:23,240 --> 00:36:24,920
You're doing it Andy Kaufman 
right now. 

560
00:36:27,240 --> 00:36:28,840
Which one's Andy Kaufman should 
I know that reference? 

561
00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:31,440
I'm sorry I failed you guys. 
You should. 

562
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:36,400
Oh, Oh, yeah. 
Bad guy. 

563
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:44,160
Yes. 
Yeah, so you you 3 know the drop

564
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:50,080
off point in the city? 
It's a It's a lonely pier. 

565
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:58,720
Yes, it's a It's a lonely pier 
at the harbor. 

566
00:36:59,960 --> 00:37:04,480
There's a barrel there where 
you're supposed to pick up the 

567
00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:08,680
money and drop off Baby Hue. 
Let's put the baby in a barrel. 

568
00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:10,640
Yeah. 
But they it is barrel. 

569
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:11,520
Yeah. 
I. 

570
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:14,200
Think that was. 
The yeah, I mean it is, it is 

571
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:18,920
the 1920s people didn't male 
literally male children. 

572
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:23,360
It is a thing that happened. 
So sticking a baby in a barrel, 

573
00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:27,200
I mean they literally had cages 
on the window so they could put 

574
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:29,520
their baby outside during the 
day. 

575
00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:34,080
So this is not by any such 
imagination, not I guess normal 

576
00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:37,600
for the baby barrel situation. 
So. 

577
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:39,640
So how we getting there? 
We walking. 

578
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:44,480
It's snowing. 
I got Mama's keys, Mama Honey. 

579
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:50,720
And I was thinking that Lady 
Cordelia Bloomfield could maybe 

580
00:37:50,720 --> 00:37:54,600
take a drive over there. 
Why don't we we put the kid in 

581
00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:57,800
the front seat. 
I'll get in the trunk because 

582
00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:02,280
they're looking for us. 
Yes, and I think I should hold a

583
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,480
bomb under my blouse just in 
case looks. 

584
00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:07,880
Like you already got a couple 
bombs under that blouses, yeah. 

585
00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:14,240
Oh heavens. 
All right. 

586
00:38:14,240 --> 00:38:17,240
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
We got to pack a few things 

587
00:38:17,240 --> 00:38:18,040
here. 
Give me one second. 

588
00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:19,880
All right. 
OK. 

589
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:26,440
So all right, so you take this 
one and I'll hand. 

590
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:30,880
I'll hand the lady a small 
device. 

591
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:40,600
Don't don't jump too high. 
And then I'm gonna, I'm gonna, 

592
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:43,960
I'm gonna stuff a a couple in 
like a a a. 

593
00:38:44,240 --> 00:38:46,560
Were there Fanny packs in the 
20s? 

594
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:50,160
Is that a thing? 
Yeah, I have a satchel like the 

595
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:55,120
Indiana Jones. 
Yeah, like a like a mail bag 

596
00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:58,520
kind of thing thing. 
Yeah, messenger bag mess. 

597
00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:00,880
I'll rock the messenger bag, 
which means they got to have the

598
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:03,320
messenger hat thing instead of 
the fedora. 

599
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:05,680
You know, like that whole 
situation. 

600
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:08,480
Sure. 
I stuff some stuff in there. 

601
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:10,600
I'm like chips that you want. 
You want one? 

602
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:12,920
You good? 
You know I hate those things. 

603
00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:14,960
Give us a hell at the end. 
So. 

604
00:39:15,720 --> 00:39:18,920
I'll, I'll take yours, stick in 
there, stick one. 

605
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:21,640
I'll, like, unzip my boot and I 
stuff something in my boot. 

606
00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:24,840
And then like, I lift up my 
shirt and I stuff something in 

607
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:26,160
there. 
And then I take my hat and I 

608
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:32,320
just put like a thing in there 
and I'm like, all right, we're 

609
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:34,320
good. 
Make sure nothing shakes out. 

610
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:37,600
Make sure nothing. 
Nothing's you know. 

611
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:39,600
If it rattles, it ain't good, 
you know. 

612
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:42,000
This poor baby gets in the 
barrel. 

613
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:50,040
It'll be a miracle. 
All right, so lead the white 

614
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:54,240
lady. 
Absolutely. 

615
00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:57,240
And I picked up the I'm holding 
the baby, right, I assume. 

616
00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:00,480
Yeah, sure, if you're if you're 
holding the baby. 

617
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:02,680
Does the Bassett have wheels on?
It is like a yeah. 

618
00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:06,680
We'll, we'll say it's one of 
those baby carriages, yeah. 

619
00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:08,280
Yeah, a little pram. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

620
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:12,000
So yeah, I I take it and I like,
you know, start to walk very, 

621
00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:14,640
you know, comfortably. 
Like I've done it. 

622
00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:16,880
Like this is my life. 
Like this is the identity of who

623
00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:18,080
I am. 
This is my baby. 

624
00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:20,720
Sashaying down the hall. 
Absolutely. 

625
00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:25,480
Yeah, all right. 
So if you follow, you head 

626
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:30,280
downstairs through the pub, it's
the, it's Mahoney's Pub 

627
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:33,920
downstairs out the back. 
And there's like a detached 

628
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:38,760
garage, like in this, like 
little snowy lot behind behind 

629
00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:42,120
the pub. 
And yeah, there's Mom Mahoney's 

630
00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:46,560
car there in the garage. 
It's like a beat up. 

631
00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:48,560
We'll say a Model T or 
something. 

632
00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:52,560
Cool. 
Absolutely we. 

633
00:40:52,720 --> 00:40:55,040
Approved the baby in the front. 
Seat, you know, does. 

634
00:40:56,080 --> 00:40:59,680
It have like a a shooting hole. 
A shooting hole How? 

635
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:01,720
Do you think Mama Honey's been 
living? 

636
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,240
Yeah, right. 
She's retired. 

637
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:07,880
Pile in the vehicle. 
Yeah. 

638
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:12,080
Yeah, I think I am going to like
get in the trunk to be less 

639
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:13,360
visible which. 
I'm. 

640
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:17,040
Sure, will be helpful later. 
Yeah, there's no way it could 

641
00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:18,600
possibly go wrong. 
Yeah, what could happen? 

642
00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:23,280
We'll. 
See, I definitely have my 

643
00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:25,360
shotgun with me. 
I want to make sure that that's 

644
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,320
clear. 
Would one of you find gentlemen 

645
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:33,360
mind giving out and starting the
car because you know it's a? 

646
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:34,760
Right. 
Yeah. 

647
00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:36,000
Yeah. 
Oh, I. 

648
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:39,720
I, I, I, I got you. 
I got you, lady. 

649
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:43,440
She like puts her hand on your 
hand and like looks at you in 

650
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:44,920
the eyes, like, thank you so 
much. 

651
00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:48,520
Yeah, do me a favor. 
Hold on to this real quick. 

652
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:52,240
Don't shake it. 
And I'm going to go to the front

653
00:41:52,240 --> 00:41:55,600
and I'm just going to do that. 
Yeah, you got to kick it a 

654
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:57,320
couple times just to get it 
going. 

655
00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:04,920
And the. 
Model T like cranks to life. 

656
00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:13,000
It's sort of like sputters out 
this jet of of of exhaust and 

657
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:17,040
just filling the the garage with
this like black smoke but you 

658
00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:21,480
managed to get going. 
So there's two routes that you 

659
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:28,080
can take. 
There is a so the drop off point

660
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:33,040
is in the southeast of the city.
You can head that way going 

661
00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:38,640
cutting through the hobo jungle 
and lonely street or you can 

662
00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:45,160
head east. 
Cut behind was Our Lady of the 

663
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:49,640
Blessed Shroud which is an 
orphanage across Lonely St. and 

664
00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:56,880
around Tarantella Manor which is
the the House of like boss 

665
00:42:56,880 --> 00:42:59,800
Tarantella, one of the biggest 
gangsters in all the city. 

666
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:04,400
So you you have two different 
ways to go at this point. 

667
00:43:04,720 --> 00:43:08,280
How's our relationship with with
that specific boss? 

668
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:12,160
You have no qualms with him. 
He has nothing against you. 

669
00:43:12,240 --> 00:43:15,800
You you guys are kind of like 
low level like? 

670
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:17,920
Nobody's. 
You're nobody's. 

671
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:21,880
Is this our? 
Is this our us trying to make a 

672
00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:24,800
name? 
Yeah, this most definitely this 

673
00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:28,840
is you trying to get like sort 
of get out of a gutter, 

674
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:30,360
basically. 
Yeah. 

675
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:35,800
I once again try to convince the
fellas that the Bomb Boys is a 

676
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:38,600
good name. 
They don't usually go for it, 

677
00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:47,200
but I think it fits. 
I also, as we climb, as I climb 

678
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:53,120
back in the car, you hear like a
tick, tick, tick, tick, tick. 

679
00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:56,280
And it's go. 
All right. 

680
00:43:57,360 --> 00:44:02,000
We're good. 
I got. 

681
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,200
So we got the two, we got two 
roots, right? 

682
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:06,280
But the one goes behind 
orphanage and that makes me 

683
00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:10,400
think a little bit, right? 
What if we steal a second baby, 

684
00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:16,040
right. 
And. 

685
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:18,960
Enzo, that doesn't even make 
sense. 

686
00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:24,440
No, because listen right, say 
like we we stick the the real 

687
00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:27,360
baby in the trunk, right? 
And then if we get mugged on the

688
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:31,920
way, right, say someone just 
stops us, pulls a gun, reaches 

689
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:33,760
in the car, takes the baby, 
Right. 

690
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:40,880
We still got the right baby. 
You want to stick the real baby 

691
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:42,760
back here with me? 
I don't know guys. 

692
00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:45,280
I. 
Think you can handle the baby? 

693
00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:51,280
You see how he looks mean? 
Actually, babies look the same. 

694
00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:54,520
Actually, I think part of that 
is a fantastic idea. 

695
00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:56,080
We should put the baby in the 
trunk. 

696
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:58,560
That way if we do. 
Get stopped on the way. 

697
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:02,760
We have no baby. 
Well, if we don't got any baby 

698
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:04,080
anything, got to look in the 
trunk. 

699
00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:09,760
Oh no. 
Let's just strap it. 

700
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:14,440
Underneath the car sometimes. 
That's no What's the most 

701
00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:16,480
believable, comforting, no chips
that's ever heard? 

702
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:20,320
Why don't we just strap the 
thing up under the car? 

703
00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:23,040
No, it might. 
Die. 

704
00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:25,680
It can't wrap a baby under the 
car. 

705
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:28,560
It's not a bomb. 
Think about the windows. 

706
00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:31,240
We fully transitioned to the 
Three Stooges, you know. 

707
00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:35,400
Hey, it was going to be that way
eventually, era. 

708
00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:40,000
Appropriate. 
So listen, how do we feel about 

709
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:41,560
my steel? 
A second baby idea? 

710
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:45,960
I just need to know. 
I think I think Lady Cordelia 

711
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:49,080
Bloomfield is does the down 
voting that. 

712
00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:52,600
Listen. 
Yeah, OK To continue with that 

713
00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:55,880
option, we Why don't we steal 
two more babies than we each got

714
00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:56,240
a baby. 
Yeah. 

715
00:45:56,240 --> 00:45:59,600
I. 
Mean it? 

716
00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:02,120
Gives us like a couple of shots,
right? 

717
00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:05,920
Like we go one way, someone 
stops us, takes a baby, we go 

718
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:08,040
the other way, someone stops us,
take the baby. 

719
00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:09,720
Everyone knows we ain't got no 
baby. 

720
00:46:09,720 --> 00:46:12,000
No more than we drop off the 
real baby in the barrel, 

721
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:16,480
admittedly. 
Admittedly, like in all tabletop

722
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:18,360
games I've ever played, 
especially with you, Ryan, this 

723
00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:20,960
is the dumbest idea you've 
actually ever had. 

724
00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:23,760
This. 
Is amazing. 

725
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:26,720
This is amazing idea. 
I wonder if it's more trouble 

726
00:46:26,720 --> 00:46:29,640
than it's worth, you know? 
I mean, if we're going to get a 

727
00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:32,240
second baby, how much harder is 
it to get a third baby? 

728
00:46:32,240 --> 00:46:33,600
At that point? 
It's my mommy. 

729
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:36,360
You would go into an orphanage. 
Just nothing but babies in 

730
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:37,880
there, yeah? 
It's like when Mama Mccool used 

731
00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:39,760
to make dumplings. 
You make two, You might as well 

732
00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:41,800
make 50, you know. 
Yeah, right. 

733
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:44,960
Appear to be outvoted, yeah. 
People just popping out. 

734
00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:48,800
Baby, it's left and right. 
We got a it's a baby smorgasbord

735
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:50,560
over there. 
Yeah. 

736
00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:53,440
I OK, but I get to pick which 
baby I carry, OK? 

737
00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:59,200
Oh Lord. 
All right, all. 

738
00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:00,680
Right. 
So we doing this Listen. 

739
00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:03,680
I heard you. 
Were doing it. 

740
00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:06,880
OK, well that was a joke plan, 
but it's also amazing, so let's 

741
00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:08,480
fucking do it. 
We're still have more babies. 

742
00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:11,040
But so I guess. 
We're taking the route near the 

743
00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:14,720
gangster boss and Our Lady of 
the. 

744
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:17,960
Trout was suffering baby shroud 
and hope. 

745
00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:19,320
What was that? 
Yeah. 

746
00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:21,880
Something that has the blessed. 
Shroud. 

747
00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:25,880
Oh, the blessed Shroud. 
It's it's clothes or pain. 

748
00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:29,600
That's just how it all works. 
That's the entirety of of 

749
00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:34,680
Catholic guilt. 
So I guess we're going that way.

750
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:37,400
All right, someone wrote me two 
D6. 

751
00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:46,600
Ryan saw you. 
Got it. 2D6 I got an 8 on the 

752
00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:50,440
dot at two and a six. 
OK do I get any luck or anything

753
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:52,960
with it or is that just a 
random? 

754
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:56,720
This is the mooks we run into. 
This is the. 

755
00:47:56,720 --> 00:47:58,480
This is the mooks that you run 
into. 

756
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:08,960
So as you exit out of the back 
lot of the of Mahoney's Pub, you

757
00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:13,840
get onto the city street and you
putter along through the 

758
00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:21,880
snowdrifts around frozen cars 
and and snowdrifts. 

759
00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:28,520
You actually managed to enter 
into what appears to be a group 

760
00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:34,680
of on the side of the street, a 
group of hobos panhandling one 

761
00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:38,000
of them plainer harmonica. 
And you actually see one of them

762
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:43,760
riding in what looks to be like 
cryptic symbols on the sidewalk 

763
00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:48,720
as you're driving past. 
You know you're going like 15 

764
00:48:48,720 --> 00:48:51,760
miles an hour, so, so you're 
able to see all this. 

765
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:58,480
Do we know the cryptic symbols? 
Is it like low iron? 

766
00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:01,880
Like cool on dry like the like 
lodger hieroglyphics. 

767
00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:06,360
Or is it something else? 
Let's see who has. 

768
00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:16,080
Let's see, does anybody have 
anything in, let's say, forgery?

769
00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:18,520
No, damn. 
I almost did. 

770
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:20,560
Forgery instead of lock pick. 
No. 

771
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:22,200
Well. 
I have. 

772
00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:31,200
I don't even have observation. 
Well, and and I yeah, well, 

773
00:49:31,240 --> 00:49:32,600
observation. 
How how about that? 

774
00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:35,960
Who has observation? 
Well, I got two dots in 

775
00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:38,640
observation, but I also stuck 
myself back in the trunk. 

776
00:49:38,640 --> 00:49:41,560
You. 
Can you can see out a window, 

777
00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:44,320
but you you recognize it as a 
hobo language? 

778
00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:49,800
OK, yeah. 
So you recognize it as this guy 

779
00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:54,640
is basically keeping tabs on 
everything on the city streets, 

780
00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:56,840
on the sidewalk here. 
Martin. 

781
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:00,960
Boys, that guy's writing a novel
about us. 

782
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:03,440
But I'm sorry, boys and 
Cordelia. 

783
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:07,400
I prefer a. 
Lady, but thank you. 

784
00:50:10,240 --> 00:50:12,920
This, like, 1920 thieves can't. 
Is that what's happening right 

785
00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:14,800
now, basically? 
Yeah, basically, yeah. 

786
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:19,840
Nice is so they're just taking 
notes on who's passing. 

787
00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:25,680
Yes, and go ahead. 
So I'm a I'm a woman driving a 

788
00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:28,120
car. 
That's not Johnny's car, right? 

789
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:32,240
So we're like, fairly 
innocuously disguised. 

790
00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:38,920
Yeah, pretty much, yeah. 
It's just like woman driving car

791
00:50:40,520 --> 00:50:43,080
and I I'm. 
Perpetually, Any time there's 

792
00:50:43,080 --> 00:50:45,160
not something to do, I'm 
perpetually heads down. 

793
00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:48,720
Like messing with something, 
like always. 

794
00:50:48,720 --> 00:50:52,840
Like, you know, doing this so 
you see the top of my messenger 

795
00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:56,440
hat and someone just, like, just
mumbling away. 

796
00:50:56,720 --> 00:51:00,520
You know, whatever the 1920s 
version of like, a strawberry 

797
00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:05,280
pie was. 
OK, all right. 

798
00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:12,320
Well, Benny, you actually catch 
that up ahead based on these 

799
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:15,560
notes, and you're able to catch 
this from the car because he's 

800
00:51:15,560 --> 00:51:18,680
probably, he's probably 
scrolling them up on like a a 

801
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:21,240
wall of a building as well. 
You can catch that. 

802
00:51:21,240 --> 00:51:25,560
There's actually cops up ahead. 
A crew. 

803
00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:29,400
There's there's a there's some 
bonkers up ahead. 

804
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:34,360
Ah, lovely. 
I love a man in uniform. 

805
00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:36,480
Yeah, they're not going to love 
you though. 

806
00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:42,680
Maybe we should take a turn. 
Is there a turn for us to take? 

807
00:51:44,240 --> 00:51:46,160
Yes. 
Well, actually you're going to 

808
00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:49,280
hit Our Lady of the Blessed 
Shroud first. 

809
00:51:49,720 --> 00:51:55,240
But there's going to be a route 
heading northeast and then SE. 

810
00:51:55,240 --> 00:51:58,600
So the cops are northeast. 
You can head SE instead. 

811
00:51:59,320 --> 00:52:04,040
OK, well then we pull up to Our 
Lady of the Blessed Shroud. 

812
00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:06,680
Hey. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 

813
00:52:06,920 --> 00:52:08,000
yeah. 
Don't pull up to the front of 

814
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:09,840
the fucking building. 
We're stealing babies here. 

815
00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:11,560
I thought, we're adopting a 
child. 

816
00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:14,720
You don't just. 
Well, I don't know. 

817
00:52:14,720 --> 00:52:16,040
It's 1920s. 
I don't know. 

818
00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:17,800
They don't just hand them to 
you, I guess. 

819
00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:20,720
We don't even got no monies. 
You got you got to be buying 

820
00:52:20,720 --> 00:52:22,680
babies. 
This is human trafficking. 

821
00:52:23,520 --> 00:52:25,800
Oh yeah, And I think maybe 
ladies got something. 

822
00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:28,680
If we tell them we're adopting a
child, we got it in Boom. 

823
00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:30,800
We'll just take one out for a 
test drive. 

824
00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:34,840
We'll bring it back tonight. 
I mean, how else do you choose 

825
00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:36,400
one, right? 
They gotta let you try them out.

826
00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:43,200
I do get a bit. 
Of. 

827
00:52:43,240 --> 00:52:45,960
Please let me handle this 
gentleman. 

828
00:52:49,160 --> 00:52:52,800
Or our a a lady you are. 
You got it? 

829
00:52:53,720 --> 00:52:58,560
Go get them. 
Yeah, so, yeah. 

830
00:52:58,560 --> 00:53:02,440
Lady Cordelia Bloomfield, you 
know, gets out of the car and 

831
00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:06,440
stands up her tall, statuesque 
self, and she walks into the 

832
00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:09,360
building. 
I wolf whistle from the car. 

833
00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:13,200
This lady's coming. 
To look her. 

834
00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:17,640
This described the orphanage. 
It's like this tall brownstone 

835
00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:21,200
and there's just children 
everywhere. 

836
00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:26,040
There's like easily like 60 
children just running around and

837
00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:29,320
like scrawling on the on the 
building wall and like playing 

838
00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:32,880
in the snow, you know? 
Did you snag them just we could 

839
00:53:32,880 --> 00:53:34,560
just take them home? 
Got to do this whole. 

840
00:53:36,160 --> 00:53:39,040
Like they're doing the They're 
doing the little kid thing where

841
00:53:39,040 --> 00:53:44,600
they just stare at you. 
Walking past Hi children. 

842
00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:51,640
Just just staring daggers 
through you and you enter in and

843
00:53:51,680 --> 00:53:56,160
you're quickly ushered to the 
office of of a Mother Mary 

844
00:53:56,560 --> 00:54:01,360
Stigmata who is. 
The It's never a good name, you 

845
00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:03,520
know, It's always like, yeah, 
Ryan's, Ryan. 

846
00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:06,320
It's always pain or clothing. 
Or. 

847
00:54:09,920 --> 00:54:16,200
And you go to knock and there's 
a voice on the other side of the

848
00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:21,400
door that says, who is it? 
I am Lady Cordelia Bloomfield. 

849
00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:26,840
Come in. 
And the door just swings open 

850
00:54:26,840 --> 00:54:29,520
and she's sitting behind her 
desk. 

851
00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:33,440
Spooky. 
Oh yeah. 

852
00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:38,520
So Lady Cordelia Bloomfield 
walks in and she sits down 

853
00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:43,800
across from that person. 
Yeah, the only seat is a little 

854
00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:46,360
kids desk that you have to kind 
of squeeze into. 

855
00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:50,760
Oh dear, how would ladylike? 
Do you have a purchase? 

856
00:54:50,880 --> 00:54:53,440
Do you have a chair that I may 
sit in? 

857
00:54:55,920 --> 00:54:58,040
What's good enough for the 
children is good enough for you.

858
00:54:58,720 --> 00:55:02,680
Oh, fantastic. 
And so this tall, statuesque 

859
00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:14,560
woman sits down like hello. 
How may I help? 

860
00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:18,680
You. 
Well, I'm on my way to meet my 

861
00:55:18,680 --> 00:55:23,360
husband at the docks and we were
interested in adopting a small 

862
00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:25,360
baby. 
I preferably a boy. 

863
00:55:26,480 --> 00:55:29,920
And we we were just wanting to 
take one out for a test drive to

864
00:55:29,920 --> 00:55:34,960
say it today to see how it went 
a. 

865
00:55:35,720 --> 00:55:38,480
Test drive. 
Yeah, you know you don't want to

866
00:55:38,480 --> 00:55:42,280
take a baby home permanently and
find out that that baby doesn't 

867
00:55:42,560 --> 00:55:46,920
love your family or you. 
But just for an afternoon 

868
00:55:46,920 --> 00:55:48,640
outing, I'm sure the child would
love it. 

869
00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:54,280
What's your What's your 
presence? 

870
00:55:55,880 --> 00:55:59,560
It's. 
Nothing. 

871
00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:02,720
But. 
I am disguised so. 

872
00:56:02,720 --> 00:56:04,120
You are disguised. 
You are disguised. 

873
00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:05,520
I'll give you a plus one on 
that. 

874
00:56:05,520 --> 00:56:07,640
So give me a roll. 
Can I use luck as well? 

875
00:56:08,240 --> 00:56:09,680
Yeah, sure. 
Nice. 

876
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:21,040
I rolled 6, so 7:00 and 8:00. 
She she eyes you up and says, 

877
00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:32,560
well, it's it's a little 
unorthodox, but I don't see 

878
00:56:32,560 --> 00:56:38,120
what's the harm in letting you 
see the children at least. 

879
00:56:40,240 --> 00:56:46,880
OK, so she she gets up motions 
for you to follow her. 

880
00:56:48,200 --> 00:56:51,400
Say like slide out of the no, 
actually, to get on this desk 

881
00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:54,760
you have to rotate your legs out
and then stand up and press down

882
00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:56,080
on them so you don't get stuck 
in them. 

883
00:56:56,080 --> 00:56:58,080
So that's how she exits that 
desk, just so you know. 

884
00:56:58,400 --> 00:57:02,040
Yep. 
So you follow her and you end up

885
00:57:02,040 --> 00:57:05,200
in the nursery, in the 
orphanage. 

886
00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:11,960
And there's, I'll say, yeah, 
I'll say there's two babies here

887
00:57:11,960 --> 00:57:14,920
in the nursery. 
She apologizes, It's been a it's

888
00:57:14,920 --> 00:57:19,160
been a slow month, so there's 
not that many babies. 

889
00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:24,760
And there's a yeah, there's a 
couple babies there. 

890
00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:28,600
One is a little girl, one is a 
little boy. 

891
00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:36,160
And yeah, there. 
Just to be clear, the baby we 

892
00:57:36,240 --> 00:57:38,640
already have is a boy, right? 
Yes. 

893
00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:40,040
OK. 
Yeah. 

894
00:57:40,440 --> 00:57:41,800
So yeah, I look at the little 
boy I'm like. 

895
00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:47,000
Gucci Gucci, goo. 
And I'm like, I think my husband

896
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:49,600
would be so happy to have a 
young son. 

897
00:57:50,040 --> 00:57:55,120
Don't you feel the same? 
Sure, yeah. 

898
00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:57,600
Absolutely. 
Well, if you wouldn't mind, I'll

899
00:57:57,600 --> 00:57:59,840
take him with me just for the 
afternoon and we'll come back 

900
00:57:59,840 --> 00:58:02,320
tonight and we'll decide how it 
went. 

901
00:58:02,960 --> 00:58:06,000
Let let me let me take your 
information down before you. 

902
00:58:06,040 --> 00:58:09,040
Absolutely. 
And what? 

903
00:58:09,040 --> 00:58:11,880
What do you tell her? 
Oh, I tell her Lady Cordelia 

904
00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:16,400
Bloomfield. 
And then what information does 

905
00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:17,400
she want? 
Like an address? 

906
00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:21,520
Yeah, she wants an address. 
I assume like I'm fairly 

907
00:58:21,520 --> 00:58:23,360
familiar with the city, right? 
Oh yeah. 

908
00:58:23,920 --> 00:58:28,440
I give her an address to like 
kind of an upscale, upscale like

909
00:58:30,600 --> 00:58:35,680
housing complex that I've maybe 
broken into before or like like 

910
00:58:35,680 --> 00:58:38,240
stole from before. 
Stole mail from yeah. 

911
00:58:38,240 --> 00:58:40,760
Or stole, actually. 
That's That's so on point for my

912
00:58:40,760 --> 00:58:42,840
character, actually, yeah. 
It's like I stole mail from at 

913
00:58:42,840 --> 00:58:45,560
some point. 
So the original concept for this

914
00:58:45,560 --> 00:58:49,240
character is that just like when
he's not in dress, he like walks

915
00:58:49,240 --> 00:58:51,040
around. 
Just like picks things up from 

916
00:58:51,040 --> 00:58:53,320
people when they're not looking.
You know, not quite 

917
00:58:53,320 --> 00:58:59,840
pickpocketing, but just like, 
yeah, but not when he's in 

918
00:58:59,840 --> 00:59:02,000
character because that this 
character is a person. 

919
00:59:02,080 --> 00:59:04,200
So this. 
Character is real. 

920
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:07,120
Yeah, no, absolutely. 
It's 100% real. 

921
00:59:07,280 --> 00:59:11,080
She is a real person, kind of. 
So yeah. 

922
00:59:12,240 --> 00:59:20,240
Is 100% real Kind of. 100% real 
Yeah, you you basically take a 

923
00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:28,000
take a baby for a test drive. 
You grab the you grab the little

924
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:32,960
boy and coochie coochie COO and 
then just like football. 

925
00:59:35,280 --> 00:59:37,920
No, she's a lady. 
She's a lady from a fine 

926
00:59:37,920 --> 00:59:40,280
neighborhood. 
She carries him like a baby all 

927
00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:42,920
the way out. 
But she's particularly strong 

928
00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:48,480
because actually she's not lady,
but one arm is like very well. 

929
00:59:48,480 --> 00:59:54,760
We'll be We'll see you this. 
Evening and Lady Mary's stigmata

930
00:59:54,760 --> 00:59:58,560
just stands there waving, just 
very dumbfounded with what just 

931
00:59:58,560 --> 01:00:05,520
happened. 
Oh, fantastic. 

932
01:00:05,520 --> 01:00:07,720
Yeah. 
So I get back to the car I I 

933
01:00:07,800 --> 01:00:09,720
put. 
You got a. 

934
01:00:09,720 --> 01:00:12,240
Baby. 
Well, of course I did. 

935
01:00:12,960 --> 01:00:14,840
And so she got a. 
Baby. 

936
01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:18,720
But where's? 
Where's the second one? 

937
01:00:19,320 --> 01:00:20,200
I thought we all going to have 
a. 

938
01:00:20,200 --> 01:00:23,240
Baby oh. 
I'm so sorry, sweetheart. 

939
01:00:23,240 --> 01:00:24,520
I don't think that was going to 
work out. 

940
01:00:25,080 --> 01:00:26,720
Well then, which one of us 
doesn't get a baby? 

941
01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:29,320
That doesn't seem fair. 
I thought we got a baby. 

942
01:00:29,320 --> 01:00:34,720
I got enough, I got, I got, I 
got, I got enough to carry and 

943
01:00:34,720 --> 01:00:36,880
take care of it. 
He probably shouldn't have a 

944
01:00:36,880 --> 01:00:37,880
baby. 
That's a good point. 

945
01:00:38,360 --> 01:00:41,000
So real quick, I switched the 
baby's outfits. 

946
01:00:42,440 --> 01:00:45,240
OK, chips. 
And then I'm I'm gonna, I'm 

947
01:00:45,240 --> 01:00:48,400
like, Enzo, would you like to 
take the rich person's baby back

948
01:00:48,400 --> 01:00:52,640
there with you? 
No, I take no baby that I'm. 

949
01:00:52,760 --> 01:00:53,880
Sorry, not Enzo. 
Chips. 

950
01:00:53,880 --> 01:00:55,280
Chips. 
Yeah, Chips is in the truck. 

951
01:00:55,640 --> 01:00:58,920
Yeah. 
Like, I kind of like give them 

952
01:00:58,920 --> 01:01:02,200
both the ones over and like, 
yeah, OK, yeah, yeah, yeah. 

953
01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:03,600
I'll take the rich one. 
Perfect. 

954
01:01:03,680 --> 01:01:08,040
So the rich one dressed in a a, 
the orphanage clothing, and then

955
01:01:08,040 --> 01:01:11,000
the orphanage one dressed in 
rich clothing in the front seat 

956
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:13,080
and we are off. 
All right, little Huey. 

957
01:01:13,120 --> 01:01:14,760
Let's get back in the trunk. 
You and me, buddy. 

958
01:01:14,760 --> 01:01:19,520
Oh. 
Wait, what's the baby's name 

959
01:01:19,520 --> 01:01:20,080
again? 
Huey. 

960
01:01:20,080 --> 01:01:22,160
What? 
Huey Herkimer. 

961
01:01:22,640 --> 01:01:25,120
Huey Great. 
It's a. 

962
01:01:25,120 --> 01:01:28,440
Very terrible little baby. 
His last name, you know. 

963
01:01:29,320 --> 01:01:30,920
Why do they have such ugly last 
names? 

964
01:01:30,920 --> 01:01:33,640
What's the deal? 
But obviously the moment you 

965
01:01:33,640 --> 01:01:35,280
heard it, you're like, oh, 
that's a rich baby. 

966
01:01:37,800 --> 01:01:42,040
Obviously the other I guess the 
other problem with the Model T 

967
01:01:42,040 --> 01:01:49,520
is it ain't got no trunk. 
Oh. 

968
01:01:51,480 --> 01:01:53,800
So you just all the way in the 
back, but you need to peek out 

969
01:01:53,800 --> 01:01:56,080
that window in the back, right? 
That's where you're at. 

970
01:01:56,080 --> 01:01:58,040
Just all the way all the way in 
the back. 

971
01:01:58,400 --> 01:01:59,760
Yeah. 
Like obviously, like under some 

972
01:01:59,760 --> 01:02:02,520
kind of blanket or something. 
Yeah, you got a tarp back there 

973
01:02:02,520 --> 01:02:02,920
or? 
Something. 

974
01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:04,800
Yeah, yeah yeah. 
That way I can also peek out the

975
01:02:04,800 --> 01:02:06,280
window, so that would be 
helpful. 

976
01:02:09,080 --> 01:02:12,920
Perfect. 
Wonder when now I now at the 

977
01:02:12,920 --> 01:02:16,120
deep dive, when the car trunk 
was invented, anyway. 

978
01:02:17,960 --> 01:02:21,120
OK, I've driven enough if 
someone else, not Lily, driving,

979
01:02:21,120 --> 01:02:23,400
but I mean the adventure. 
Oh, no, lady. 

980
01:02:23,400 --> 01:02:28,520
Listen, you you. 
Apparently I I know I'm not the 

981
01:02:28,520 --> 01:02:31,480
boss, and I feel like Chips 
ain't quite the boss either, so.

982
01:02:33,040 --> 01:02:34,360
Chips ain't the boss. 
That's really true. 

983
01:02:34,440 --> 01:02:36,400
I think. 
Lately, John is the boss. 

984
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:39,720
Look, John is the boss. 
You know he's. 

985
01:02:41,600 --> 01:02:43,880
Yeah, I guess we divert our 
path, right? 

986
01:02:43,880 --> 01:02:45,480
We don't want to go northeast. 
We want to go. 

987
01:02:45,480 --> 01:02:46,600
You said SE. 
Mm hmm. 

988
01:02:47,560 --> 01:02:49,480
Southeast. 
Southeast and then cut back up 

989
01:02:49,480 --> 01:02:54,520
north to hit the dock. 
So the docks are actually so if 

990
01:02:54,520 --> 01:02:56,760
you hit SE you'll be hitting 
Lonely St. 

991
01:02:57,040 --> 01:03:00,960
It's a street that stretches the
entire span of the city. 

992
01:03:01,320 --> 01:03:06,480
It's a very contested ground 
between a lot of rival gangs. 

993
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:13,520
And then from this point you'll 
have to cut NE and hit 

994
01:03:13,520 --> 01:03:16,960
Tarantella Manor and then go 
South to hit the docks. 

995
01:03:19,600 --> 01:03:20,880
OK. 
Yeah. 

996
01:03:21,760 --> 01:03:24,840
So we kind of got contested 
territory or cops right now, 

997
01:03:24,840 --> 01:03:26,640
huh? 
Yeah, pretty much. 

998
01:03:28,440 --> 01:03:36,600
I feel like feel like maybe we 
could get past the caps with 

999
01:03:36,600 --> 01:03:38,400
maybe one baby. 
Well, we got two babies. 

1000
01:03:38,400 --> 01:03:40,360
We got to keep quiet. 
That's all right. 

1001
01:03:40,360 --> 01:03:42,640
This one's under the blanket, 
Uncle. 

1002
01:03:43,040 --> 01:03:47,920
Uncle Benny's got it. 
Yeah, Hugh, Hugh, like does that

1003
01:03:47,920 --> 01:03:50,720
baby thing of grasping your your
finger and then and then 

1004
01:03:50,720 --> 01:03:53,600
laughing. 
If he gets too loud, just shake.

1005
01:03:53,600 --> 01:03:54,960
Him. 
That's what other parents do in 

1006
01:03:54,960 --> 01:03:56,480
the 1920s. 
He. 

1007
01:03:57,120 --> 01:04:00,280
He just grabbed my finger. 
He just, he got a little handy 

1008
01:04:00,280 --> 01:04:03,040
and just grabbed my finger. 
How cute. 

1009
01:04:05,320 --> 01:04:06,960
I don't know if I want to give 
this baby up. 

1010
01:04:09,200 --> 01:04:11,200
Oh, great. 
New problems every day. 

1011
01:04:13,200 --> 01:04:14,720
Yeah. 
So what do you guys? 

1012
01:04:15,080 --> 01:04:17,520
I I'm divided. 
What do you guys think? 

1013
01:04:19,400 --> 01:04:23,200
I'm kind of thinking cop it too.
You can go through the cops, 

1014
01:04:24,760 --> 01:04:28,440
Yeah. 
OK, what is What does Enzo 

1015
01:04:28,440 --> 01:04:33,440
think? 
I I I think I said no cops, but 

1016
01:04:33,880 --> 01:04:39,840
I got my shotgun, so. 
Well, we'll use a shotgun. 

1017
01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:42,920
Guess it's all where we want to 
use the shotgun at. 

1018
01:04:46,800 --> 01:04:49,120
This seems like a really great 
situation for all of us. 

1019
01:04:53,920 --> 01:04:54,880
Good. 
No, no. 

1020
01:04:54,880 --> 01:04:55,440
Fuck it. 
No. 

1021
01:04:55,440 --> 01:04:58,520
Because I'm fully exciting. 
So let's make a plan and then 

1022
01:04:58,520 --> 01:05:00,600
I'll do that. 
I was going to say fuck it, 

1023
01:05:00,600 --> 01:05:03,040
let's just go through the cops. 
All right, fuck it. 

1024
01:05:03,040 --> 01:05:06,320
Let's go through the cops. 
And just in case anyone out 

1025
01:05:06,320 --> 01:05:12,000
there wants to know, the trunk 
was integrated into cars 

1026
01:05:12,560 --> 01:05:15,480
sometime in the early 1930s. 
One of the first times was in 

1027
01:05:15,480 --> 01:05:19,320
1934 Buick Club sedan. 
Prior to that, it was literally 

1028
01:05:19,320 --> 01:05:23,080
a trunk that was. 
Strapped to the back of cars. 

1029
01:05:23,760 --> 01:05:24,880
Yeah. 
Wow. 

1030
01:05:25,720 --> 01:05:27,280
Yeah. 
So as of right now, if we got a 

1031
01:05:27,280 --> 01:05:31,600
trunk, we're literally stuffing 
chips and a baby into a trunk 

1032
01:05:32,080 --> 01:05:35,320
strapped to the back of the car.
How? 

1033
01:05:35,960 --> 01:05:38,320
Interesting. 
Because we're in the 1920s and 

1034
01:05:38,320 --> 01:05:44,240
so anyway, coppas. 
Yeah, So you head back on to the

1035
01:05:44,280 --> 01:05:54,120
city streets heading northeast, 
and you get stopped by two cops 

1036
01:05:54,120 --> 01:05:56,200
there. 
It's like a line of traffic. 

1037
01:05:56,400 --> 01:06:00,680
There's two cops up ahead just 
checking cars basically, And 

1038
01:06:00,680 --> 01:06:05,800
you've got, I'll say you've got 
six cars in front of you, so you

1039
01:06:05,800 --> 01:06:07,360
have time to decide what you 
want to do. 

1040
01:06:11,760 --> 01:06:13,840
I'm I'm just going to lie if I'm
talking. 

1041
01:06:13,960 --> 01:06:16,400
So yeah. 
I'm just gonna. 

1042
01:06:16,480 --> 01:06:21,240
I'm just gonna not talk. 
And I'm just gonna try and not 

1043
01:06:21,240 --> 01:06:24,320
move as much as possible while 
under this tarp while keeping 

1044
01:06:24,320 --> 01:06:30,640
Huey entertained to keep Huey 
quiet. 

1045
01:06:31,200 --> 01:06:32,800
All right. 
All right. 

1046
01:06:32,800 --> 01:06:36,000
So. 
You In case I need it, right? 

1047
01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:41,080
Shotgun is in my messenger bag 
and I'm just gonna put my 

1048
01:06:41,080 --> 01:06:45,520
messenger bag across my lap. 
So the shotgun is aimed at the 

1049
01:06:45,520 --> 01:06:47,800
door the cops will be on, just 
in case. 

1050
01:06:48,760 --> 01:06:52,640
I think the the story I'm gonna 
go with is that Enzo is in fact 

1051
01:06:52,640 --> 01:06:56,520
my my, my, like, Butler, 
bodyguard. 

1052
01:06:57,240 --> 01:06:58,560
OK. 
Well, then I should be in the. 

1053
01:06:58,720 --> 01:07:01,560
I mean, so where does everyone 
imagine themselves in the 

1054
01:07:01,560 --> 01:07:03,880
vehicle right now? 
Well, I'm driving. 

1055
01:07:03,880 --> 01:07:08,720
We can switch spots, so. 
Yeah, and back seat under a 

1056
01:07:08,720 --> 01:07:10,760
tarp. 
With the baby, how many seats do

1057
01:07:10,760 --> 01:07:12,600
we have? 
Is it just the two in the front 

1058
01:07:12,600 --> 01:07:15,600
and then the back seat? 
It's a it's a four seater, yeah.

1059
01:07:16,440 --> 01:07:18,400
OK, all right. 
I don't know why in my head, I 

1060
01:07:18,400 --> 01:07:20,560
imagine that the entire time 
I've been sitting in the back 

1061
01:07:20,560 --> 01:07:26,040
seat while she's been driving. 
But I think, yeah, I think if we

1062
01:07:26,040 --> 01:07:29,200
have the, if they can't see us, 
it might be a good idea for me 

1063
01:07:29,200 --> 01:07:32,000
to, like, be the driver. 
Why? 

1064
01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:33,960
The mom, like you know, does a 
thing. 

1065
01:07:33,960 --> 01:07:36,040
And we have the baby. 
And yeah, absolutely. 

1066
01:07:37,080 --> 01:07:39,600
Yeah, And if you kind of like, 
listen, if you shake it a little

1067
01:07:39,600 --> 01:07:41,680
bit and it cries, sometimes the 
cops will just be like, yeah, 

1068
01:07:41,680 --> 01:07:44,360
then only deal with it and then 
we'll just go, you know? 

1069
01:07:45,080 --> 01:07:46,880
That's unfortunately a really 
good idea. 

1070
01:07:47,560 --> 01:07:49,200
Yeah. 
It'll just be. 

1071
01:07:49,960 --> 01:07:51,840
Listen. 
And if that one is screaming so 

1072
01:07:51,840 --> 01:07:54,120
loud no one can hear nothing, 
then they can't hear the one in 

1073
01:07:54,120 --> 01:07:55,200
the back, you know what I'm 
saying? 

1074
01:07:55,240 --> 01:07:57,840
So listen, if you just gotta, 
you know, you just gotta, you 

1075
01:07:57,840 --> 01:08:00,760
know, edit the real baby. 
Say thank you dear when. 

1076
01:08:01,080 --> 01:08:02,240
We pull up. 
Let's just say that. 

1077
01:08:02,240 --> 01:08:05,000
You're my mute Butler, so no 
talking. 

1078
01:08:05,720 --> 01:08:07,480
I might. 
But listen, I mean, you ain't 

1079
01:08:07,480 --> 01:08:09,480
that bad to look at. 
I could be the husband, you 

1080
01:08:09,480 --> 01:08:11,040
know. 
Oh. 

1081
01:08:12,720 --> 01:08:17,000
You. 
So you pull up and it's like 

1082
01:08:17,040 --> 01:08:24,040
square jawed, like low brim hat 
like cop, just like leers in and

1083
01:08:24,040 --> 01:08:31,840
just looks at the two of you and
it says where you headed Sir? 

1084
01:08:34,840 --> 01:08:36,319
Good afternoon. 
Is it afternoon? 

1085
01:08:36,800 --> 01:08:38,120
Yeah. 
Yeah. 

1086
01:08:38,120 --> 01:08:40,279
I'd say it's about 10 in the 
morning. 

1087
01:08:40,680 --> 01:08:44,560
Oh, good morning, officer. 
My Butler was just driving me to

1088
01:08:44,560 --> 01:08:49,720
meet my husband at his warehouse
that he runs down by the pier 

1089
01:08:49,920 --> 01:08:53,120
and very quietly and like my 
hands, unlike holding the baby 

1090
01:08:53,120 --> 01:08:56,040
in one of my hands under it. 
I pinched the baby's leg really 

1091
01:08:56,040 --> 01:08:58,560
hard with my hand. 
That's under the baby. 

1092
01:08:58,560 --> 01:09:00,080
So the baby, I assume you start 
screaming. 

1093
01:09:01,760 --> 01:09:04,200
Yeah, OK. 
I'm like, oh, it's OK, dear. 

1094
01:09:04,200 --> 01:09:05,760
We're almost there to see your 
husband. 

1095
01:09:05,840 --> 01:09:08,120
Do you see your father? 
We're almost there. 

1096
01:09:11,279 --> 01:09:15,439
The cop, like, reaches into a a 
breast pocket and it's like 

1097
01:09:15,439 --> 01:09:19,080
rifling around for something. 
And he's just like, eyeing up 

1098
01:09:19,160 --> 01:09:22,359
Enzo in the driver's seat. 
And it's just like, does he 

1099
01:09:22,359 --> 01:09:24,600
speak? 
Oh, I'm so sorry. 

1100
01:09:24,600 --> 01:09:27,920
This is my Butler, Enzo. 
He does not actually speak. 

1101
01:09:28,520 --> 01:09:31,880
He was born mute. 
He's a family friend, but we 

1102
01:09:31,880 --> 01:09:34,760
hired him. 
He does a great job as a driver,

1103
01:09:34,760 --> 01:09:37,920
and he makes sure that I'm, you 
know, escorted by a man. 

1104
01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:40,800
Anywhere that I go. 
It would be improper for a woman

1105
01:09:40,800 --> 01:09:45,279
of my stature to go alone, even 
though my husband is so busy. 

1106
01:09:46,160 --> 01:09:49,840
The The cops kind of like 
squints at this and like pulls 

1107
01:09:49,840 --> 01:09:54,520
out a photograph and it's just 
like holding it up to the baby. 

1108
01:09:59,480 --> 01:10:02,160
Better quiet him down. 
Go ahead. 

1109
01:10:02,320 --> 01:10:10,640
On. 
All right, near, you're ushered 

1110
01:10:10,640 --> 01:10:14,240
on through. 
Catastrophe navigated sound. 

1111
01:10:16,480 --> 01:10:19,960
All right, so. 
Oink out the windows Lee No did.

1112
01:10:24,880 --> 01:10:27,080
We make it. 
Listen, I could say a cab and 

1113
01:10:27,080 --> 01:10:28,800
they don't know what that is. 
It's the 1920s. 

1114
01:10:29,080 --> 01:10:34,640
It's the 1920s. 
Yeah, we made it. 

1115
01:10:35,560 --> 01:10:38,760
Yes, we made it. 
I told you cops. 

1116
01:10:39,880 --> 01:10:40,480
Yeah. 
Welcome. 

1117
01:10:42,360 --> 01:10:43,680
Did you? 
You did it, didn't you? 

1118
01:10:43,680 --> 01:10:45,160
You fucking. 
You punched the baby or 

1119
01:10:45,160 --> 01:10:46,240
something? 
Is that what you did? 

1120
01:10:49,360 --> 01:10:52,800
Oh, I just gave him a slight. 
Pinch Hey, listen, all I'm 

1121
01:10:52,800 --> 01:10:55,280
saying is and I'm like, you 
know, driving now and I'm going 

1122
01:10:55,280 --> 01:10:58,680
to like, you know, kind of get a
little bit, you know, whatever 

1123
01:10:58,680 --> 01:11:01,240
with it. 
You know, I'm just saying I've 

1124
01:11:01,240 --> 01:11:03,880
had a couple of good ideas. 
I'm just saying I had a couple 

1125
01:11:03,880 --> 01:11:06,040
of good ideas today, right? 
If we would, they had the 

1126
01:11:06,040 --> 01:11:08,920
regular baby in the front seat, 
who knows what would have 

1127
01:11:08,920 --> 01:11:11,240
happened. 
Don't worry, Huey, I'd never 

1128
01:11:11,240 --> 01:11:14,000
pinch you like that. 
He. 

1129
01:11:14,120 --> 01:11:17,000
He. 
Giggles and Coos and like just 

1130
01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:19,080
sort of like starts reaching 
towards your face. 

1131
01:11:19,480 --> 01:11:21,960
And this kid is a trip. 
Do you do you all see this? 

1132
01:11:23,960 --> 01:11:28,280
Yes, he loves you so much. 
Oh my gosh, you think so? 

1133
01:11:32,400 --> 01:11:37,960
All right. 
So you make it to Lonely St. and

1134
01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:43,120
currently it's all quiet, 
nothing to see. 

1135
01:11:43,840 --> 01:11:47,440
It's an empty alleyway that 
you're sort of like creeping 

1136
01:11:47,440 --> 01:11:52,920
down in your car. 
And yeah, like it's pretty 

1137
01:11:52,920 --> 01:11:59,080
quiet. 
Usually there's like turf wars 

1138
01:11:59,080 --> 01:12:02,200
going on down here, but it seems
that they've given up for the 

1139
01:12:02,200 --> 01:12:09,880
day at this point. 
You can go directly South along 

1140
01:12:09,880 --> 01:12:14,720
Lonely St. and all the way to 
the docks, or you can avoid the 

1141
01:12:14,720 --> 01:12:19,400
rest of Lonely St. going SE 
towards Terratella Manor. 

1142
01:12:27,040 --> 01:12:29,280
Might not be the. 
Smart decision, but lonely 

1143
01:12:29,280 --> 01:12:31,240
street just sounds like so much 
fun. 

1144
01:12:33,480 --> 01:12:39,200
Yeah, I mean, Lonely St. sounds 
like a good time, right? 

1145
01:12:39,200 --> 01:12:40,480
I mean, I'm driving this thing 
right now. 

1146
01:12:40,480 --> 01:12:42,240
I can decide where we go, but 
we'll see. 

1147
01:12:43,800 --> 01:12:53,960
I don't know why the beef in the
day, but I mean the other, you 

1148
01:12:53,960 --> 01:12:57,880
know, the other thing that is 
you know, we know that, we know 

1149
01:12:57,880 --> 01:13:02,920
that, that Hobo knows that. 
Do we think that hobo knows that

1150
01:13:02,920 --> 01:13:06,600
what we know that he knows, We 
know that we saw what he was 

1151
01:13:06,600 --> 01:13:08,120
writing, Was he writing about 
us? 

1152
01:13:08,160 --> 01:13:10,840
Do we think that maybe they 
waiting for us? 

1153
01:13:12,680 --> 01:13:17,040
I mean, who's out there looking 
for Lady Cordelia Bloomfield? 

1154
01:13:18,440 --> 01:13:21,280
From what I know, everyone out 
there is definitely looking for 

1155
01:13:21,280 --> 01:13:25,400
the baby. 
There's got to be plenty of 

1156
01:13:25,400 --> 01:13:29,080
babies in this town. 
Oh, I mean, we got, we got the 

1157
01:13:29,080 --> 01:13:34,760
wolf Em, as you know, because we
sweet because we took that baby 

1158
01:13:34,760 --> 01:13:38,640
anyway. 
So I don't know why would we? 

1159
01:13:38,680 --> 01:13:42,280
Is there any reason we would go 
towards Tarantino or whatever? 

1160
01:13:49,790 --> 01:13:51,990
They don't know our name yet. 
We could keep it that way. 

1161
01:13:54,600 --> 01:13:56,440
Yeah, I don't know. 
I don't just don't know why I'm 

1162
01:13:56,440 --> 01:13:58,640
getting a bad feeling that the 
streets are empty, you know what

1163
01:13:58,640 --> 01:14:00,200
I mean? 
Like that ain't normal. 

1164
01:14:00,200 --> 01:14:05,800
And what time of day is it? 
It's it's about around, say, 11 

1165
01:14:06,040 --> 01:14:10,840
at this point. 11 like mid of 
the day, 11 or 11 at night 11:11

1166
01:14:11,000 --> 01:14:14,400
AM Oh damn yeah this. 
I mean, unless they on a fucking

1167
01:14:14,400 --> 01:14:17,240
lunch break from fighting, which
sounds fucking ridiculous. 

1168
01:14:17,240 --> 01:14:20,000
I don't know why they wouldn't 
be, is all I'm saying makes. 

1169
01:14:20,040 --> 01:14:23,960
No sense in the old country, 
middle of the day, all the time.

1170
01:14:23,960 --> 01:14:27,440
You take a break, you, you get 
some pasta, you drink a little. 

1171
01:14:27,960 --> 01:14:32,000
You know that? 
Wine. 

1172
01:14:32,920 --> 01:14:35,480
I was thinking about what's 
dropped into an Americano 

1173
01:14:36,040 --> 01:14:38,520
because suddenly my knowledge of
coffee has flown out the door. 

1174
01:14:38,520 --> 01:14:41,400
Yes, you have a little espresso 
and, you know, a little like 

1175
01:14:41,400 --> 01:14:42,800
pasta dish. 
You take a break. 

1176
01:14:42,800 --> 01:14:43,640
That's what they're doing. 
I know. 

1177
01:14:43,720 --> 01:14:45,160
I know you stop stabbing the 
guy. 

1178
01:14:45,200 --> 01:14:48,880
You go get some spaghetti. 
A little, you know, a little 

1179
01:14:48,960 --> 01:14:50,080
Gabba ghul. 
Oh. 

1180
01:14:50,240 --> 01:14:51,760
Man I'll. 
Get a little panoli. 

1181
01:14:51,760 --> 01:14:53,200
Right now. 
Right. 

1182
01:14:53,280 --> 01:14:55,560
I know. 
But it's just usually that's 

1183
01:14:55,560 --> 01:14:58,240
like like 1:00 PM kind of shit, 
you know what I mean? 

1184
01:14:58,560 --> 01:15:02,040
But I don't know. 
I just. 

1185
01:15:02,160 --> 01:15:05,120
I don't know. 
All I'm saying is I got a bad 

1186
01:15:05,120 --> 01:15:07,520
feel on the street till fucking 
the 11:00 in the morning. 

1187
01:15:09,760 --> 01:15:12,040
And so you you got like 5 bombs 
on you. 

1188
01:15:12,040 --> 01:15:14,320
I got a bad feeling all the time
that you're just going to go, 

1189
01:15:15,040 --> 01:15:17,320
you know, and it'll the feelings
aren't real. 

1190
01:15:19,640 --> 01:15:24,000
Feelings ain't real. 
You ever see a feeling? 

1191
01:15:26,080 --> 01:15:33,800
I mean, you ever see the air? 
Oh shit. 

1192
01:15:34,000 --> 01:15:37,080
No, I ain't never seen the air. 
Yeah. 

1193
01:15:37,640 --> 01:15:39,880
Oh man, air ain't real either. 
That's a real. 

1194
01:15:40,400 --> 01:15:41,960
Oh no. 
I don't feel like that's the 

1195
01:15:41,960 --> 01:15:44,400
conclusion you're supposed to 
come to from what I said right 

1196
01:15:44,400 --> 01:15:46,680
there, Air is real. 
Feelings is real. 

1197
01:15:47,160 --> 01:15:50,120
How am I going to raise this kid
in this world with the air that 

1198
01:15:50,120 --> 01:15:53,120
may or may not be real? 
My fucking God ships this 

1199
01:15:53,120 --> 01:15:54,880
fucking guy. 
Listen. 

1200
01:15:55,080 --> 01:15:57,040
Air. 
Air is red. 

1201
01:15:57,160 --> 01:15:58,640
Listen, what are you breathing 
right now? 

1202
01:15:58,640 --> 01:15:59,160
Nothing. 
Well. 

1203
01:16:02,320 --> 01:16:06,760
I don't like just starts trying 
to grab it that you know, it 

1204
01:16:06,760 --> 01:16:08,600
don't matter, it don't matter 
whatever, I'm breathing. 

1205
01:16:08,680 --> 01:16:11,080
It matters. 
It matters here, right? 

1206
01:16:11,080 --> 01:16:13,000
Right. 
So like if you don't, if if air 

1207
01:16:13,000 --> 01:16:15,200
is nothing, then you don't got 
to breathe nothing. 

1208
01:16:15,200 --> 01:16:16,520
So stop breathing. 
Hold your breath. 

1209
01:16:16,520 --> 01:16:18,600
See how long that fucking lasts?
Yeah, and you know what? 

1210
01:16:18,600 --> 01:16:21,360
I'm breathing right now. 
I'm breathing in the sweat of 

1211
01:16:21,360 --> 01:16:24,480
you and Lady Cordelia up here as
we try and get this baby to the 

1212
01:16:24,480 --> 01:16:26,880
barrel. 
Yeah, right. 

1213
01:16:26,920 --> 01:16:29,920
I know What I'm saying is what 
direction we fucking go in. 

1214
01:16:34,960 --> 01:16:37,920
Lady Cordelia is being 
exceptionally quiet right now, 

1215
01:16:37,920 --> 01:16:40,480
which is not like her. 
But I don't. 

1216
01:16:40,480 --> 01:16:43,200
Know it's this whole character 
acting thing that she does, you 

1217
01:16:43,200 --> 01:16:46,000
know? 
Yeah, I think she is she mad at 

1218
01:16:46,000 --> 01:16:49,920
me? 
For the last time, we're not 

1219
01:16:49,920 --> 01:16:52,760
always mad at you. 
You know, every time we do this,

1220
01:16:52,800 --> 01:16:55,600
it's, it's emotional labor we 
got to do to reassure you. 

1221
01:16:56,000 --> 01:16:58,920
Listen, I don't mean you Chips. 
I mean Lady Cordelia. 

1222
01:16:58,920 --> 01:17:01,240
I feel like there's always 
something I'm doing to the lady.

1223
01:17:01,560 --> 01:17:03,480
Like, Oh yeah, yeah, I guess. 
I don't know. 

1224
01:17:03,480 --> 01:17:05,040
Whatever she's mad at me for, 
no. 

1225
01:17:05,040 --> 01:17:07,600
Fucking reason, you know? 
And then she does the whole 

1226
01:17:07,600 --> 01:17:10,680
silence treatment bit and it's 
the whole fucking thing. 

1227
01:17:11,720 --> 01:17:14,480
Yeah, I don't. 
I just wish we lived in a well 

1228
01:17:14,480 --> 01:17:17,120
where we could just, you know, 
talk about these things and be 

1229
01:17:17,120 --> 01:17:21,080
upfront and just like, why is 
everyone hiding it till the 

1230
01:17:21,080 --> 01:17:24,040
resentful an open line of 
communication is? 

1231
01:17:24,440 --> 01:17:27,720
Yeah, I just, if there was just 
some type of person that we 

1232
01:17:27,720 --> 01:17:30,120
could go through to talk about 
our feelings and if I even if I 

1233
01:17:30,120 --> 01:17:33,760
had to pay them a little bit, 
not too much so that everybody's

1234
01:17:33,760 --> 01:17:37,760
has access to it. 
But, you know, that would be 

1235
01:17:37,760 --> 01:17:39,560
really a nice thing that we'd be
able to do. 

1236
01:17:40,080 --> 01:17:43,520
Well, I mean, like if if if 
feelings is real, and I'm not 

1237
01:17:43,520 --> 01:17:47,680
saying they is, but if feelings 
is real, everybody has them. 

1238
01:17:48,640 --> 01:17:51,240
And so wouldn't it make sense 
if, I don't know, that was 

1239
01:17:51,240 --> 01:17:53,880
something like, oh, maybe the 
government was just to pay for 

1240
01:17:53,880 --> 01:17:55,880
everybody to talk about their 
feelings? 

1241
01:17:57,320 --> 01:18:02,080
Yeah, yeah, maybe at some point 
if if if we get like a a new 

1242
01:18:02,080 --> 01:18:05,840
deal that really helps fund 
public services that would be 

1243
01:18:05,840 --> 01:18:08,480
fantastic. 
I just hope someone doesn't come

1244
01:18:08,480 --> 01:18:13,560
along and I don't know, start 
busting unions and reducing the 

1245
01:18:13,560 --> 01:18:17,520
tax rates on the on the richest 
and you know. 

1246
01:18:18,560 --> 01:18:20,400
I don't think anyone could ever 
could. 

1247
01:18:21,040 --> 01:18:24,080
No, that would be ridiculous. 
I mean, Can you imagine someone 

1248
01:18:24,080 --> 01:18:26,880
really thought that giving money
to the rich would somehow 

1249
01:18:26,880 --> 01:18:30,840
trickle down to US poor's? 
If it did, we won't be out here 

1250
01:18:30,840 --> 01:18:32,280
doing this right now, would we? 
Because. 

1251
01:18:32,400 --> 01:18:35,360
Right, exactly. 
You know, as long as someone 

1252
01:18:35,360 --> 01:18:38,440
like that doesn't come along and
fucking ruin America, then we're

1253
01:18:38,440 --> 01:18:39,760
good. 
Where we at right? 

1254
01:18:40,600 --> 01:18:42,840
I can't wait to see this place 
in a ballot. 

1255
01:18:42,840 --> 01:18:45,600
And yeah, you can't even imagine
what it might look like in 100 

1256
01:18:45,640 --> 01:18:49,440
and three years. 104 years. 
Yeah, yeah. 

1257
01:18:49,440 --> 01:18:51,480
As long as something like that 
doesn't come along, I think 

1258
01:18:51,480 --> 01:18:59,840
we'll be fine. 
I think we. 

1259
01:19:00,040 --> 01:19:02,200
Should go down lonely. 
Street. 

1260
01:19:02,200 --> 01:19:06,960
All right, all right. 
Lady Lady Cordelia, how you feel

1261
01:19:06,960 --> 01:19:09,680
about us going down Lonely St. 
What are your thoughts and 

1262
01:19:09,680 --> 01:19:11,400
feelings and emotions? 
We've been talking about 

1263
01:19:11,400 --> 01:19:13,000
feelings here. 
What are yours? 

1264
01:19:13,320 --> 01:19:14,480
Yeah, lot of talks about 
feelings. 

1265
01:19:14,800 --> 01:19:17,320
Sorry, I did. 
I had a emergency call I had to 

1266
01:19:17,320 --> 01:19:19,360
take. 
What was the the thing I missed?

1267
01:19:19,360 --> 01:19:21,640
We're going down Lonely St., 
which we tried to avoid earlier,

1268
01:19:21,640 --> 01:19:24,960
specifically. 
That was what I was saying. 

1269
01:19:24,960 --> 01:19:27,920
But he was saying, listen, my 
field we we got like 2 seconds 

1270
01:19:27,920 --> 01:19:30,280
before I got to make a turn. 
My feeling is lonely streets. 

1271
01:19:30,280 --> 01:19:34,040
Really empty, you know, kind of 
lonely for some fucking reason 

1272
01:19:34,040 --> 01:19:36,800
that makes no sense to me. 
At 11:00 in the morning we going

1273
01:19:36,800 --> 01:19:40,080
on this so we heading towards 
boss Tarantino or whatever his 

1274
01:19:40,080 --> 01:19:41,680
fucking name is. 
Oh. 

1275
01:19:43,000 --> 01:19:44,760
Well, we're nobody with 
Tarantino, right? 

1276
01:19:46,760 --> 01:19:48,800
We're nobody to nobody, really. 
That's. 

1277
01:19:48,920 --> 01:19:50,400
Right. 
Nobody with a baby. 

1278
01:19:50,960 --> 01:19:52,760
You know what? 
Nobody with two babies. 

1279
01:19:53,240 --> 01:19:54,520
Yeah, you. 
Got you, guys make the call. 

1280
01:19:55,800 --> 01:19:57,160
We already made the fucking 
call. 

1281
01:19:57,160 --> 01:19:59,600
Now we need your fucking opinion
because we got two different 

1282
01:19:59,600 --> 01:20:01,480
opinions. 
That's why there's three of us 

1283
01:20:01,480 --> 01:20:03,240
fucking here. 
Well, I say don't Lonely three. 

1284
01:20:03,240 --> 01:20:05,720
He says do lonely 3. 
So we need your fucking opinion,

1285
01:20:05,720 --> 01:20:07,880
lady. 
You got plenty of more fucking 

1286
01:20:07,880 --> 01:20:10,000
day. 
Huey ain't going to break the 

1287
01:20:10,000 --> 01:20:11,320
tie. 
Oh yeah, Huey. 

1288
01:20:11,960 --> 01:20:16,200
Look at you, little man. 
I say let's go for lonely 

1289
01:20:16,200 --> 01:20:18,680
street. 
Now just for the record, I want 

1290
01:20:18,680 --> 01:20:20,800
you guys to know that my 
girlfriend's currently trapped 

1291
01:20:20,800 --> 01:20:23,720
at the Portland airport because 
our airport got closed and so 

1292
01:20:24,200 --> 01:20:27,000
they flew out to Portland and 
she went to go rent a car and it

1293
01:20:27,000 --> 01:20:30,400
was so expensive that instead 
she's taking a two hour lift 

1294
01:20:30,400 --> 01:20:32,360
ride. 
Oh my God. 

1295
01:20:32,800 --> 01:20:34,320
She hired the lift and she just 
called me. 

1296
01:20:34,320 --> 01:20:36,960
She's like, so it was too 
expensive to rent a car, but I 

1297
01:20:36,960 --> 01:20:39,440
got a lift. 
And so she's driving Lyft 

1298
01:20:39,440 --> 01:20:41,600
drivers, driving her from 
Portland to Eugene. 

1299
01:20:42,640 --> 01:20:45,040
That is wacky. 
Yeah, I would. 

1300
01:20:45,040 --> 01:20:47,200
If I was that Lyft driver, I'd 
be furious. 

1301
01:20:47,240 --> 01:20:50,920
So hey, they've accepted the 
job. 

1302
01:20:51,080 --> 01:20:57,120
They did accept it so. 
Yeah, it's the Lonely St. 

1303
01:20:57,480 --> 01:20:58,760
The lonely St., you say? 
Huh? 

1304
01:20:59,680 --> 01:21:02,400
Yeah, all right, someone rolled 
ME2D 6AS. 

1305
01:21:02,400 --> 01:21:06,360
You're heading down Lonely St. 
I'm the. 

1306
01:21:06,560 --> 01:21:08,280
Biggest one, yeah. 
I'm on it. 

1307
01:21:08,400 --> 01:21:11,120
I'm on it, yeah. 
We got a six down Lonely St. 

1308
01:21:11,720 --> 01:21:16,080
Six down, Lonely St. 
OK, all right. 

1309
01:21:16,480 --> 01:21:24,760
As you're heading down Lonely 
St., you get to a point where 

1310
01:21:24,760 --> 01:21:31,560
you can move no further in the 
car because there's about 40 or 

1311
01:21:31,560 --> 01:21:41,440
so people basically like 
demonstrating outside of this 

1312
01:21:41,720 --> 01:21:47,400
small factory that's on lonely 
St. hoisting signs and demanding

1313
01:21:47,400 --> 01:21:51,280
fair pay. 
Fucking right, you guys. 

1314
01:21:52,520 --> 01:21:54,720
Keep unions strong. 
That's what we were talking 

1315
01:21:54,720 --> 01:21:58,000
about and that's right. 
I think we all react positively 

1316
01:21:58,000 --> 01:21:59,720
to this, you know. 
Yeah. 

1317
01:22:00,720 --> 01:22:02,600
But also, we should have 
listened to you and go the other

1318
01:22:02,600 --> 01:22:03,080
way. 
I'm sorry. 

1319
01:22:03,120 --> 01:22:04,400
Sorry about that. 
I didn't. 

1320
01:22:04,560 --> 01:22:06,800
I didn't foresee this can. 
We turn around. 

1321
01:22:08,240 --> 01:22:10,360
There's actually a side street 
that you can cut down. 

1322
01:22:11,040 --> 01:22:13,800
Oh, that sounds bad. 
It sounds like a bad idea. 

1323
01:22:13,960 --> 01:22:20,160
It heads to Tarantella Manor. 
Oh, so whether we were they 

1324
01:22:20,160 --> 01:22:22,320
really want us to go to 
Tarantella Manor, I feel like 

1325
01:22:22,320 --> 01:22:24,720
we're getting together. 
Failed the role to go down this 

1326
01:22:24,720 --> 01:22:27,520
street so. 
The dice decided that, yeah, 

1327
01:22:27,640 --> 01:22:28,080
the. 
Dice. 

1328
01:22:28,360 --> 01:22:30,720
Decided that would go with that 
who would get out of the? 

1329
01:22:30,720 --> 01:22:33,800
Car and walk through this crowd 
with the babies and I'm sure it 

1330
01:22:33,800 --> 01:22:35,480
would be fine. 
That is an option. 

1331
01:22:36,000 --> 01:22:38,360
How far away is the dock from 
here if we start walking? 

1332
01:22:40,200 --> 01:22:42,440
Let's see if you walk from this 
point. 

1333
01:22:43,240 --> 01:22:44,800
Oh yeah, this is also not our 
car. 

1334
01:22:45,400 --> 01:22:47,880
Yeah, I was gonna say yeah, if 
we want them to be able to live 

1335
01:22:47,880 --> 01:22:50,720
in our fucking apartment, we 
might not want to leave. 

1336
01:22:50,960 --> 01:22:55,160
I mean, I don't think we do. 
Even if this goes well, they're 

1337
01:22:55,160 --> 01:22:57,480
gonna know we have the money and
people know how to find us 

1338
01:22:57,480 --> 01:22:58,520
there. 
I don't know if we want to go 

1339
01:22:58,520 --> 01:23:01,440
back there. 
That is an amazing point, 

1340
01:23:01,480 --> 01:23:03,800
actually. 
Hey, listen, I gotta at least 

1341
01:23:03,800 --> 01:23:05,520
stop by back. 
I got plenty of stuff that if 

1342
01:23:05,520 --> 01:23:10,240
someone touches, we won't be 
able to go to the pub anymore 

1343
01:23:10,240 --> 01:23:12,160
either, cuz that shit won't 
fucking be there is all I'm 

1344
01:23:12,160 --> 01:23:18,200
saying. 
I mean, it's a if someone 

1345
01:23:18,200 --> 01:23:19,560
touches my stuff, it's going to 
go boom. 

1346
01:23:19,560 --> 01:23:20,600
That's what I'm trying. 
Trying, Yeah. 

1347
01:23:20,800 --> 01:23:21,760
Yeah, we got you in. 
Yeah. 

1348
01:23:22,040 --> 01:23:22,880
We got it, yeah. 
Yeah. 

1349
01:23:23,080 --> 01:23:24,160
No, no, no. 
That's it. 

1350
01:23:24,560 --> 01:23:26,840
So. 
I don't listen. 

1351
01:23:27,200 --> 01:23:30,000
Oh my, you fucking guy. 
Listen, we're in a car that 

1352
01:23:30,040 --> 01:23:32,280
drives faster than we can 
fucking walk. 

1353
01:23:34,640 --> 01:23:37,240
It's not like we're taking the 
side straight and driving into 

1354
01:23:37,240 --> 01:23:39,200
the person's fucking man and we 
can just take the side straight,

1355
01:23:39,200 --> 01:23:40,520
go up. 
Want to make a left right. 

1356
01:23:41,360 --> 01:23:43,440
OK. 
And none of us have any decent 

1357
01:23:43,440 --> 01:23:47,240
presence, huh? 
No, I don't so. 

1358
01:23:47,680 --> 01:23:50,880
OK, I was just thinking like, 
oh, what if this turned into a 

1359
01:23:50,880 --> 01:23:53,000
riot and they pushed into the 
building, but. 

1360
01:23:54,520 --> 01:23:56,720
Oh. 
I don't know that we have the 

1361
01:23:56,720 --> 01:23:58,800
the necessary means. 
So the necessary means I. 

1362
01:23:58,840 --> 01:23:59,600
Mean. 
Here's the thing. 

1363
01:23:59,640 --> 01:24:02,400
If I need to clean the street, I
can clear the fucking street, if

1364
01:24:02,400 --> 01:24:05,960
you know what I'm saying. 
You're not bombing the union? 

1365
01:24:06,640 --> 01:24:07,680
Yeah. 
I got to draw a line. 

1366
01:24:07,680 --> 01:24:08,760
No. 
No, no, no, no. 

1367
01:24:08,760 --> 01:24:10,000
No. 
No, no, no, no. 

1368
01:24:10,000 --> 01:24:12,040
I'd obviously bomb the fucking 
business, I mean. 

1369
01:24:12,200 --> 01:24:15,440
Oh yeah. 
You know, actually that might be

1370
01:24:15,440 --> 01:24:17,400
all right. 
What kind of business are they 

1371
01:24:17,400 --> 01:24:21,280
protesting? 
It's a it's a shark. 

1372
01:24:21,280 --> 01:24:25,680
Factory. 
So textiles Dangerous. 

1373
01:24:25,680 --> 01:24:27,640
Yeah, hey. 
You know what the working 

1374
01:24:27,640 --> 01:24:29,360
conditions are in places like 
that. 

1375
01:24:29,600 --> 01:24:31,000
They. 
Yeah, there's fingers all the 

1376
01:24:31,000 --> 01:24:33,080
time in those machines like 
they're not, Yeah. 

1377
01:24:33,520 --> 01:24:35,040
So listen, they're not right 
there with no. 

1378
01:24:35,280 --> 01:24:37,880
Man, though. 
So we're going to go by the 

1379
01:24:37,880 --> 01:24:40,440
manner then, I think. 
Wait, so I'm not bobbing the 

1380
01:24:40,440 --> 01:24:41,840
building? 
No. 

1381
01:24:42,840 --> 01:24:44,240
I haven't even got the football 
at all. 

1382
01:24:44,240 --> 01:24:47,120
Fucking day is all I'm saying. 
Oh my God, it's on the building 

1383
01:24:47,120 --> 01:24:50,080
then. 
No, we can go down the thing. 

1384
01:24:50,080 --> 01:24:52,920
I'm fucking turning already. 
You told me and I was stuck with

1385
01:24:52,920 --> 01:24:56,320
it, so we turned towards, you 
know what I keep saying? 

1386
01:24:56,320 --> 01:24:58,360
Tarantino. 
Tarantella. 

1387
01:24:58,360 --> 01:25:01,160
Because Tarantino's a heck. 
Terencella Manor. 

1388
01:25:04,000 --> 01:25:08,640
SO2D6 it's on Roman 2D6 Hunter 
you you have it's. 

1389
01:25:08,760 --> 01:25:10,000
Hunter, it's on yours. 
Yeah. 

1390
01:25:10,680 --> 01:25:19,920
OK, please, please don't suck 
this time 9. 9 OK. 

1391
01:25:20,840 --> 01:25:24,040
I've hit the threshold 8, but my
two other rolls I rolled under 

1392
01:25:24,040 --> 01:25:26,320
but I just enough went to hit 8.
This is the first time I've 

1393
01:25:26,320 --> 01:25:29,840
rolled above an 8 actually. 
And who knows, It's random 

1394
01:25:29,840 --> 01:25:31,080
encounters. 
This could be terrible all. 

1395
01:25:39,360 --> 01:25:46,640
Right, you're heading down the 
street towards Tarantella Manor.

1396
01:25:47,000 --> 01:25:56,880
When you see that marching down 
the street or what appear to be 

1397
01:25:58,840 --> 01:26:04,840
a large grouping of like you 
think they're cops at first. 

1398
01:26:05,400 --> 01:26:07,640
But then you get to a closer 
look at them and you're like, 

1399
01:26:07,920 --> 01:26:15,040
no, it's the silver swords and 
it's like these black coated 

1400
01:26:15,240 --> 01:26:21,120
Jack booted thugs with silver 
swords embroidered across their 

1401
01:26:21,120 --> 01:26:26,080
shirts and they're just marching
down the street. 

1402
01:26:26,520 --> 01:26:29,240
They're going to be cops? 
Are they fascist fucks? 

1403
01:26:31,560 --> 01:26:36,360
There's there's a actual like a 
lot of cars are stopped and 

1404
01:26:36,360 --> 01:26:43,480
there's a cop walking by just 
sort of like just like tell well

1405
01:26:43,880 --> 01:26:47,160
telling people that they need to
turn around and he comes up to 

1406
01:26:47,160 --> 01:26:53,640
your car and like motions to 
your roll down the window and 

1407
01:26:53,640 --> 01:26:57,000
sorry folks you're going to need
to turn your car around. 

1408
01:26:57,040 --> 01:26:59,320
They're they're demonstrating 
today. 

1409
01:26:59,960 --> 01:27:02,400
Oh. 
Demonstrating what? 

1410
01:27:03,720 --> 01:27:05,680
They they got their day in 
court. 

1411
01:27:10,480 --> 01:27:12,680
The the It's the fucking Nazi 
Party. 

1412
01:27:13,160 --> 01:27:16,240
Oh, so shouldn't. 
We run them down. 

1413
01:27:17,000 --> 01:27:19,240
Wouldn't the world be? 
Better if we just kept going in 

1414
01:27:19,240 --> 01:27:21,440
our cars and they just clung 
clunked under them. 

1415
01:27:22,680 --> 01:27:25,520
I'm just saying I hate new 
Babylon Nazis. 

1416
01:27:29,880 --> 01:27:34,800
I'm not. 
Well, I guess we'll fucking turn

1417
01:27:34,800 --> 01:27:42,680
around. 
Not right what you're going to 

1418
01:27:42,680 --> 01:27:45,720
turn around? 
Oh yeah, because no, we're going

1419
01:27:45,720 --> 01:27:48,200
to turn around to a side street.
Ninzo's going to use a bit of 

1420
01:27:48,200 --> 01:27:52,200
stealth, is all I'm saying. 
OK, good. 

1421
01:27:55,160 --> 01:27:56,800
We're not. 
We're not actually like as the 

1422
01:27:56,800 --> 01:28:01,800
car turns around because chips 
didn't quite get that, we're not

1423
01:28:01,800 --> 01:28:04,600
actually leaving, are we? 
Oh fuck, no. 

1424
01:28:04,760 --> 01:28:09,680
I turn, I turn, I park and I 
take my bag and I'm like, we 

1425
01:28:09,680 --> 01:28:11,800
got, we got something to do. 
Who's staying with the fucking 

1426
01:28:11,800 --> 01:28:14,680
babies? 
And I just step out of the car. 

1427
01:28:15,560 --> 01:28:17,480
I'll stay with the babies. 
Yeah. 

1428
01:28:18,120 --> 01:28:20,280
Yeah, I mean you wouldn't might 
want to keep that engine going. 

1429
01:28:22,240 --> 01:28:24,520
I will. 
I will, of course. 

1430
01:28:24,840 --> 01:28:26,640
Why don't you hop in that 
driver's seat and make sure the 

1431
01:28:26,640 --> 01:28:33,480
door stays unlocked too? 
And yeah, I pull my hat down, 

1432
01:28:34,560 --> 01:28:36,080
pull my jacket tight on my 
chips. 

1433
01:28:36,080 --> 01:28:39,520
You coming or not? 
Yeah, we'll miss this. 

1434
01:28:39,520 --> 01:28:40,840
Come on. 
Let's fucking go. 

1435
01:28:40,840 --> 01:28:42,800
Here, take this and I Chuck 
something over my shoulder. 

1436
01:28:43,800 --> 01:28:46,640
Oh no, is this one. 
What am I doing with this Enzo? 

1437
01:28:47,000 --> 01:28:49,000
Hey, you throw out when I tell 
you to, all right, That's all 

1438
01:28:49,000 --> 01:28:54,040
I'm saying. 
And I want to turn, turn back, 

1439
01:28:54,280 --> 01:28:56,640
you know, hands him a Pockets 
messenger bag, kind of tucked 

1440
01:28:56,640 --> 01:29:03,200
into my jacket and hat down. 
And what am I? 

1441
01:29:03,200 --> 01:29:06,680
What am I looking at when I see?
See this here. 

1442
01:29:07,520 --> 01:29:11,200
So there's a big line of cars, 
basically a bunch of people that

1443
01:29:11,200 --> 01:29:13,040
are just attempting to turn 
around. 

1444
01:29:14,680 --> 01:29:17,840
There's like a line of them 
basically. 

1445
01:29:18,600 --> 01:29:22,640
And before them there's a large 
grouping of these silver shirt 

1446
01:29:22,640 --> 01:29:27,880
folks like just doing their dumb
goose step through the streets, 

1447
01:29:27,880 --> 01:29:35,560
you know. 
And yeah, there's basically just

1448
01:29:35,720 --> 01:29:40,280
like maybe I'm going to say, 
yeah, there's just a single cop 

1449
01:29:40,280 --> 01:29:42,960
that that one that told you that
you probably need to turn around

1450
01:29:43,840 --> 01:29:51,240
just like watching from from the
sidewalk and the the silver 

1451
01:29:51,240 --> 01:29:56,000
swords are going around handing 
out pamphlets to people, but 

1452
01:29:56,000 --> 01:29:57,440
that that's what you see in 
front of you. 

1453
01:29:58,360 --> 01:30:04,080
Gotcha. 
So I think we're we're splitting

1454
01:30:04,120 --> 01:30:07,480
up, right? 
Well, listen, all right, here's 

1455
01:30:07,480 --> 01:30:10,640
my thoughts. 
Chips, why don't you go, why 

1456
01:30:10,840 --> 01:30:14,720
don't you go have a conversation
with the with the cop there and 

1457
01:30:14,720 --> 01:30:18,560
I'll, you know, I'll deliver a 
package too. 

1458
01:30:19,240 --> 01:30:22,240
Yeah, I'm going to talk with the
cop and also that car first in 

1459
01:30:22,240 --> 01:30:23,000
line. 
Maybe both. 

1460
01:30:23,000 --> 01:30:25,520
Only at once, yeah. 
Looks like they're having car 

1461
01:30:25,520 --> 01:30:26,920
trouble to me. 
Look like they're having car 

1462
01:30:26,920 --> 01:30:28,800
trouble to you, Yeah. 
It looks like they're having a 

1463
01:30:28,800 --> 01:30:30,280
bit of car trouble. 
Yeah, that's. 

1464
01:30:30,280 --> 01:30:33,120
A good thing my my father was 
mechanic. 

1465
01:30:33,120 --> 01:30:35,320
I'll see what I can help them 
out with over there. 

1466
01:30:37,240 --> 01:30:39,000
What? 
What's the signal there, Enzo? 

1467
01:30:40,280 --> 01:30:42,360
When you hear a boom, you should
probably be running back to the 

1468
01:30:42,360 --> 01:30:46,360
car. 
All right, all right. 

1469
01:30:48,640 --> 01:30:51,640
While we're doing this Lady 
cordial, Bloomfield's going to 

1470
01:30:51,640 --> 01:30:54,240
turn the car back around. 
Like, still on that side street,

1471
01:30:54,240 --> 01:30:57,240
but like, ready to like, drive 
out the direction we, you know, 

1472
01:30:57,360 --> 01:31:00,320
Yeah. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

1473
01:31:00,320 --> 01:31:03,960
So, Johnny, why don't you give 
me a stealth check? 

1474
01:31:04,080 --> 01:31:12,360
Give me a give me a + 1. 
Because, like Benny is like 

1475
01:31:12,360 --> 01:31:16,440
keeping the cop preoccupied. 
Cool 9 + 110. 

1476
01:31:18,600 --> 01:31:19,920
Huh, Johnny? 
Oh, shit. 

1477
01:31:19,920 --> 01:31:22,240
That's my bad, Enzo. 
I meant, OK, perfect. 

1478
01:31:22,800 --> 01:31:26,120
Yeah. 
Oh, so I rolled A7. 

1479
01:31:26,120 --> 01:31:31,200
Plus my Stealth is 8. 
Do I you want me to add anything

1480
01:31:31,200 --> 01:31:32,840
else to that? 
Or nice? 

1481
01:31:32,880 --> 01:31:33,400
Are we good? 
You're. 

1482
01:31:33,400 --> 01:31:34,240
Good. 
You're good. 

1483
01:31:34,240 --> 01:31:35,600
All right. 
Yeah. 

1484
01:31:35,600 --> 01:31:38,720
So you're you start playing, 
playing bombs. 

1485
01:31:38,720 --> 01:31:40,360
Where? 
Where are you playing them at? 

1486
01:31:44,880 --> 01:31:47,800
Well, I guess it I guess it 
depends on what about the body 

1487
01:31:47,800 --> 01:31:49,720
count to be realistically how 
many? 

1488
01:31:49,720 --> 01:31:58,320
How many of them are here? 
66 There's a lot of them. 

1489
01:31:58,960 --> 01:32:00,760
All right, well, I'm shooting 
for 100%. 

1490
01:32:00,760 --> 01:32:04,360
So what I'm going to do is I'm 
going to take a lap around the 

1491
01:32:04,360 --> 01:32:10,760
group and just kind of drop them
all around. 

1492
01:32:11,560 --> 01:32:12,920
OK. 
Yeah. 

1493
01:32:13,360 --> 01:32:19,840
And then I'm gonna try to just 
be like, woo, yeah, I'm gonna 

1494
01:32:19,840 --> 01:32:23,400
like, cut it into the middle. 
Yeah, one of them, actually. 

1495
01:32:23,400 --> 01:32:25,280
Yeah, one of them actually comes
up to you and hands you a 

1496
01:32:25,280 --> 01:32:29,200
pamphlet. 
Oh, thank you so much for this. 

1497
01:32:29,200 --> 01:32:31,200
Yeah. 
Swords, right. 

1498
01:32:33,800 --> 01:32:36,080
You know, And I'll open the 
pamphlet and I'll be like, Boo, 

1499
01:32:36,080 --> 01:32:37,280
are they in court? 
Right. 

1500
01:32:40,160 --> 01:32:44,480
It's it's totally heinous shit. 
What's up? 

1501
01:32:45,280 --> 01:32:48,560
The the the pamphlet. 
It's totally heinous, like you 

1502
01:32:48,560 --> 01:32:51,280
can toss it into the snow. 
Yeah, yeah. 

1503
01:32:51,280 --> 01:32:58,480
It's, it's. 
No, I don't I I take, I get a 

1504
01:32:58,480 --> 01:33:01,600
couple more. 
Yeah. 

1505
01:33:01,600 --> 01:33:03,760
And I take a couple more and I 
take a couple more and I make 

1506
01:33:03,760 --> 01:33:06,520
sure that they're tucked in 
tight with my little package 

1507
01:33:06,520 --> 01:33:08,720
here. 
So when someone finds it, my 

1508
01:33:08,720 --> 01:33:11,840
fine parts of this pamphlet in 
it too, That's what I'm that's 

1509
01:33:11,840 --> 01:33:13,800
what I'm doing with that. 
All right. 

1510
01:33:15,120 --> 01:33:18,680
And and I and I would like to 
just get to the middle, then I 

1511
01:33:18,680 --> 01:33:22,520
do it and I would just like to 
leave a little something there 

1512
01:33:22,520 --> 01:33:24,800
in the middle. 
And then when I go, I'm going to

1513
01:33:24,800 --> 01:33:28,680
just get on out of here and that
one's got like just a second or 

1514
01:33:28,680 --> 01:33:33,160
two longer on it then the rest. 
So when the outside ones go, 

1515
01:33:33,160 --> 01:33:35,440
everyone comes into the middle. 
You know what I'm saying? 

1516
01:33:37,480 --> 01:33:41,560
All right, Gotcha. 
Yeah, you guys have. 

1517
01:33:41,800 --> 01:33:43,400
You guys have a great day. 
All right. 

1518
01:33:43,400 --> 01:33:46,640
Thanks so much. 
You know, you keep doing what 

1519
01:33:46,640 --> 01:33:49,560
you're doing and you have the 
day that you deserve, All right?

1520
01:33:52,360 --> 01:33:54,040
Yeah, a couple of, Yeah. 
Yeah. 

1521
01:33:54,080 --> 01:33:56,000
You have the day that you. 
Deserve. 

1522
01:33:56,240 --> 01:33:58,520
Yeah, that's. 
Such a great That's a really 

1523
01:33:58,560 --> 01:34:01,160
great insult. 
Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah. 

1524
01:34:01,160 --> 01:34:03,000
And you hear one of them guys 
like, hey, wasn't that guy 

1525
01:34:03,000 --> 01:34:15,680
Italian? 
And the the, the if, if, this is

1526
01:34:15,680 --> 01:34:18,360
cool, if I can be a bit 
cinematic with it. 

1527
01:34:19,440 --> 01:34:25,480
As I step out of the Group, One 
last one hands me a pamphlet and

1528
01:34:25,480 --> 01:34:29,720
I take it and I kind of do one 
of this just like a like a like 

1529
01:34:29,720 --> 01:34:30,760
that. 
Pretty loud. 

1530
01:34:31,160 --> 01:34:33,840
So that chip nearby can kind of 
hear it. 

1531
01:34:36,840 --> 01:34:38,960
OK, I'll catch a cast a glance 
over that way. 

1532
01:34:39,480 --> 01:34:42,440
Yeah. 
And and then I just put my head 

1533
01:34:42,440 --> 01:34:46,120
down and like, we hit like it. 
Just a bit of slow motion as I 

1534
01:34:46,120 --> 01:34:48,920
tear the pamphlet in half. 
And right as I throw it over my 

1535
01:34:48,920 --> 01:34:56,160
shoulder just and it's just like
sprinkles down as like the 

1536
01:34:56,160 --> 01:34:59,120
things are coming up behind us. 
And like I'm slow walking away 

1537
01:34:59,120 --> 01:35:02,640
and Chip comes into scene and 
he's walking with me back to the

1538
01:35:02,640 --> 01:35:04,720
car. 
We look over and I'm like, oh 

1539
01:35:04,720 --> 01:35:06,160
shit, a little bigger than I 
thought. 

1540
01:35:06,320 --> 01:35:09,880
And we kind of like him and you 
know, yeah, and he cuts back to 

1541
01:35:09,880 --> 01:35:11,400
regular motion. 
We start running. 

1542
01:35:11,960 --> 01:35:15,000
I'll give an over the shoulder 
of the one you gave me at any 

1543
01:35:15,000 --> 01:35:17,840
place I saw that didn't get 
covered as much as maybe it 

1544
01:35:17,840 --> 01:35:20,360
needed to be. 
Oh, that's right, you got one 

1545
01:35:20,480 --> 01:35:23,320
too. 
And. 

1546
01:35:24,720 --> 01:35:27,360
Yeah, and it's just like 
absolute chaos. 

1547
01:35:27,360 --> 01:35:31,920
There's like, it's just like you
said, the outer perimeter like 

1548
01:35:31,920 --> 01:35:36,520
blows and driving them all to 
the center where it's they're 

1549
01:35:36,520 --> 01:35:41,640
basically grenades going off and
they like coalesce in the center

1550
01:35:41,640 --> 01:35:45,720
where the last one goes off, 
just blowing them all to bits. 

1551
01:35:46,720 --> 01:35:51,560
And I imagine you 2 Sprint back 
to the car, hop in, and you just

1552
01:35:51,560 --> 01:35:57,320
peel off, yeah. 
What's the what is the like 

1553
01:35:57,320 --> 01:36:00,560
orchestral piece that's playing 
in V for Vendetta when he blows 

1554
01:36:00,560 --> 01:36:02,640
all those bombs? 
Oh, I know the one you're 

1555
01:36:02,640 --> 01:36:04,520
talking about. 
I'm whistling that just so y'all

1556
01:36:04,520 --> 01:36:07,320
know. 
Hell yeah, awesome. 

1557
01:36:07,520 --> 01:36:09,520
Yeah. 
If I if I, if I knew how to 

1558
01:36:09,520 --> 01:36:11,000
whistle, if I could whistle, I 
would do that too. 

1559
01:36:11,000 --> 01:36:11,960
But I. 
Don't You can't whistle. 

1560
01:36:13,200 --> 01:36:16,520
Got nothing, you know, I worked.
On it after a show. 

1561
01:36:17,040 --> 01:36:18,880
Real loud, but yeah. 
See, I can't do that. 

1562
01:36:18,880 --> 01:36:20,280
That's impossible. 
Oh, so you can watch? 

1563
01:36:20,520 --> 01:36:22,680
That one either. 
You can't learn to whistle, 

1564
01:36:22,680 --> 01:36:23,880
though you either can or you 
can't. 

1565
01:36:26,160 --> 01:36:27,680
You hear that? 
Huey, I hope you're going to be 

1566
01:36:27,680 --> 01:36:30,680
a Whistler when you grow up. 
Blah blah blah blah and just 

1567
01:36:30,760 --> 01:36:32,960
like just smacking your face. 
Yeah, so we drive. 

1568
01:36:32,960 --> 01:36:34,480
This guy can't get enough. 
Of this kid. 

1569
01:36:36,400 --> 01:36:39,960
All right, yeah. 
And you head on, You threw the. 

1570
01:36:39,960 --> 01:36:45,680
Good job, good job. 
Over over over these these 

1571
01:36:46,000 --> 01:36:51,360
silver swords and yeah you head 
on to Tarantella Manor. 

1572
01:36:51,600 --> 01:36:57,480
It's this big sweeping like 
Greco Roman like Manor house up 

1573
01:36:57,480 --> 01:37:01,800
on a hill in the city. 
Like right near like you can 

1574
01:37:01,800 --> 01:37:03,960
actually see the docks from 
where you are. 

1575
01:37:04,760 --> 01:37:11,120
But yeah and there's like you 
can see 22 armed men out out by 

1576
01:37:11,120 --> 01:37:15,360
the front gates just just 
watching you. 

1577
01:37:15,440 --> 01:37:19,280
You 3 like pass as you as you 
passenger car. 

1578
01:37:20,000 --> 01:37:21,320
Fine, this is. 
Fine. 

1579
01:37:21,920 --> 01:37:23,880
We don't need to stop here, do 
we, lady? 

1580
01:37:24,080 --> 01:37:25,280
Yeah, yeah. 
I don't think we even need to 

1581
01:37:25,280 --> 01:37:26,680
look. 
Just keep looking forward, keep 

1582
01:37:26,680 --> 01:37:29,920
looking forward. 
Yeah, yeah, I I got nothing. 

1583
01:37:32,280 --> 01:37:34,120
Am I holding the baby now while 
you're driving? 

1584
01:37:34,440 --> 01:37:36,040
I think so. 
I think so. 

1585
01:37:36,520 --> 01:37:41,320
Listen, I work, so I don't say 
nothing, but you guys can see 

1586
01:37:41,320 --> 01:37:45,200
what's happening here, right? 
And then I handle bombs all 

1587
01:37:45,200 --> 01:37:47,680
fucking day, right? 
Like little P and none of it 

1588
01:37:47,680 --> 01:37:51,040
fucking bothers me. 
But you can see like, I'm like 

1589
01:37:51,040 --> 01:37:54,600
literally holding this baby the 
most awkward fucking way 

1590
01:37:54,600 --> 01:37:58,720
possible, 'cause I got no 
fucking clue what the dog fuck 

1591
01:37:59,880 --> 01:38:02,000
yeah, like this thing is going 
to fucking explode. 

1592
01:38:02,000 --> 01:38:03,480
And I'm actually worried about 
this one. 

1593
01:38:03,480 --> 01:38:08,760
So it's just it's it's like. 
Like all I know is someone once 

1594
01:38:08,760 --> 01:38:10,080
told me to cradle the fucking 
head. 

1595
01:38:10,080 --> 01:38:12,360
And other than that, it's just 
like, I don't know, like I hold 

1596
01:38:12,360 --> 01:38:14,520
like a leg, you know? 
Or something. 

1597
01:38:14,560 --> 01:38:16,600
I'm just like. 
And So what? 

1598
01:38:16,600 --> 01:38:18,360
What the hell you doing? 
It's not a chicken wing. 

1599
01:38:18,360 --> 01:38:20,080
What is this? 
Fucking no. 

1600
01:38:20,080 --> 01:38:21,600
Just let's just go. 
Let's just put this. 

1601
01:38:21,600 --> 01:38:23,120
Thing in the fucking room. 
Come on. 

1602
01:38:23,120 --> 01:38:26,720
Do this and like I'm I'm like 
oddly very paternal. 

1603
01:38:26,720 --> 01:38:29,160
This like side none of you have 
seen from me before. 

1604
01:38:29,960 --> 01:38:35,200
Yeah, yeah, Chips. 
I don't know, Maybe a life crime

1605
01:38:35,200 --> 01:38:36,680
ain't for you. 
Maybe you should settle down and

1606
01:38:36,680 --> 01:38:40,840
get a get a lady. 
Or, you know, just get somebody 

1607
01:38:40,840 --> 01:38:44,680
that you care about deeply and 
spend the life with them. 

1608
01:38:46,520 --> 01:38:48,360
Who, me? 
I mean, who? 

1609
01:38:48,360 --> 01:38:52,520
Whatever. 
I mean, I couldn't just be a dad

1610
01:38:52,520 --> 01:38:57,480
to a kid like this, this. 
And look, it's like it's like 

1611
01:38:57,480 --> 01:38:59,760
sunshine in a little box, you 
know? 

1612
01:38:59,760 --> 01:39:02,800
Like I could just kind of like 
trail off and stare at. 

1613
01:39:02,920 --> 01:39:06,120
It's just having like a really 
like, transcendent experience 

1614
01:39:06,240 --> 01:39:09,640
realizing that he, like, is such
a kid person, you know? 

1615
01:39:10,400 --> 01:39:12,120
Yeah. 
Hey, listen, all I'm saying 

1616
01:39:12,120 --> 01:39:14,280
chips, is you can't keep that. 
Well, you can keep this one if 

1617
01:39:14,280 --> 01:39:15,720
you want. 
We got to give that one from the

1618
01:39:15,720 --> 01:39:18,000
money, you know what I mean? 
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know that. 

1619
01:39:18,160 --> 01:39:20,960
Of course I know that, Yeah, I 
know that, says Chips. 

1620
01:39:20,960 --> 01:39:22,440
Come on, I'm, I'm one of you. 
I'm. 

1621
01:39:22,920 --> 01:39:26,240
I'm in the crew. 
Chips, you look down and Hugh is

1622
01:39:26,240 --> 01:39:30,000
just staring up at you. 
Just one of like, big doe eyes. 

1623
01:39:30,120 --> 01:39:31,240
Just. 
This. 

1624
01:39:31,240 --> 01:39:37,200
Was so much so much love. 
In the crew with you, maybe it 

1625
01:39:37,200 --> 01:39:41,680
could be a two man crew. 
OK. 

1626
01:39:42,440 --> 01:39:45,720
Yeah, well you just drive past 
the the Manor and and head 

1627
01:39:45,720 --> 01:39:48,760
towards the docks. 
All right, you head directly 

1628
01:39:48,760 --> 01:39:50,720
South. 
Someone rolled me two D6. 

1629
01:39:51,800 --> 01:39:52,760
Thanks, Ryan. 
Again. 

1630
01:39:52,880 --> 01:39:54,280
It's back to me again. 
Let's do this. 

1631
01:39:56,120 --> 01:39:57,840
I roll the fucking. 
I roll the 9, the six and the 

1632
01:39:57,840 --> 01:40:00,200
three. 
Another nine. 

1633
01:40:01,040 --> 01:40:04,320
A lot of nines today, man. 8-9's
a good number. 

1634
01:40:04,320 --> 01:40:07,160
It's a nice round Number. 
It's like, 'cause I'm using a 

1635
01:40:07,160 --> 01:40:11,360
dice roller and so after getting
so many like, oh like eights and

1636
01:40:11,360 --> 01:40:15,400
above, I I rolled a few times 
just to test that and I failed 

1637
01:40:15,400 --> 01:40:16,920
every single one. 
I'm like OK. 

1638
01:40:17,400 --> 01:40:19,960
You see all the back of that? 
Are you using the roller die or 

1639
01:40:19,960 --> 01:40:20,960
a different? 
One No. 

1640
01:40:20,960 --> 01:40:25,240
I'm using Google's dice roller. 
Oh, I use the rollerdie.net. 

1641
01:40:27,320 --> 01:40:31,960
Someone give me an observation. 
I have nothing in observation. 

1642
01:40:33,080 --> 01:40:34,800
I got two. 
May I? 

1643
01:40:35,720 --> 01:40:37,480
Yeah. 
Yeah, please. 

1644
01:40:37,720 --> 01:40:39,840
Yeah. 
I mean, I'm definitely pretty 

1645
01:40:39,840 --> 01:40:41,440
you you're you got that baby 
down. 

1646
01:40:41,440 --> 01:40:43,160
I'm definitely still trying to 
figure out how to fucking hold 

1647
01:40:43,160 --> 01:40:44,600
this thing, so I'm not really 
looking anyway. 

1648
01:40:45,080 --> 01:40:48,160
I got 11, OK. 
There's a car following you. 

1649
01:40:49,400 --> 01:40:53,880
Hey, I don't want to panic 
anybody, but we got a tail. 

1650
01:40:56,560 --> 01:40:58,960
Oh, not me, darling. 
It was removed when I was born. 

1651
01:41:00,960 --> 01:41:03,440
That was that was actually a 
good one, lady. 

1652
01:41:03,840 --> 01:41:06,360
But maybe you want to take some 
of Vasa maneuvers. 

1653
01:41:06,360 --> 01:41:08,240
Try and out drive this fellow 
back there, huh? 

1654
01:41:08,680 --> 01:41:10,680
Can't be anything good. 
I'd love to. 

1655
01:41:11,520 --> 01:41:15,360
And yeah, I'm like, Lady 
Cordelia is going to start 

1656
01:41:15,360 --> 01:41:20,120
driving like an absolute fucking
maniac, but a practiced 1. 

1657
01:41:20,680 --> 01:41:22,760
Yes, OK. 
Give me a driving. 

1658
01:41:26,120 --> 01:41:31,760
I rolled in 8 + 2 is 10. 
Oh holy shit, you've never seen 

1659
01:41:31,760 --> 01:41:35,000
a Model T make these maneuvers 
before. 

1660
01:41:35,880 --> 01:41:40,080
There's like skidding around 
corners, like going down side 

1661
01:41:40,080 --> 01:41:43,120
streets, you know? 
And you can see from the rear 

1662
01:41:43,120 --> 01:41:48,000
view that it's a car full of 
silver swords. 

1663
01:41:48,040 --> 01:41:49,520
I knew it was fucking Nazis, 
man. 

1664
01:41:49,600 --> 01:41:50,320
It's always Nazis. 
It's. 

1665
01:41:50,320 --> 01:41:56,040
Always Nazis. 
But you managed to evade them. 

1666
01:41:56,120 --> 01:41:58,080
You managed to lose them. 
Yeah. 

1667
01:41:58,080 --> 01:42:01,200
Like at one point in time I I 
start to turn like I'm going 

1668
01:42:01,200 --> 01:42:04,760
down a side street and very last
second like jackknife it onto 

1669
01:42:04,760 --> 01:42:10,040
the like onto the sidewalk and 
then back onto the Main Street. 

1670
01:42:10,040 --> 01:42:12,600
And I assume I just lose them. 
It's too tight of a turn, you 

1671
01:42:12,600 --> 01:42:13,600
know. 
Oh, hell yeah. 

1672
01:42:13,600 --> 01:42:14,720
And they they can't make it. 
They. 

1673
01:42:14,720 --> 01:42:17,240
Didn't even know Model T's could
turn like that, so. 

1674
01:42:17,240 --> 01:42:19,400
Yeah, like that wasn't invented 
yet, yeah? 

1675
01:42:20,480 --> 01:42:22,680
Basically I basically. 
Drifted, you know. 

1676
01:42:23,520 --> 01:42:27,840
Yeah, you absolutely drifted. 
So while that was happening, I 

1677
01:42:27,840 --> 01:42:32,800
was just holding the baby by one
leg and I had one hand on like 

1678
01:42:32,800 --> 01:42:36,320
my last, you know, one or two 
bombs in my bag, just in case I 

1679
01:42:36,320 --> 01:42:39,160
got close enough. 
But I'll like pull my and I'll 

1680
01:42:39,160 --> 01:42:43,200
like, you know, pick it back up 
I guess and just tuck that bomb 

1681
01:42:43,200 --> 01:42:48,400
back away. 
It's pick it back up, yeah, 

1682
01:42:48,960 --> 01:42:51,120
yeah. 
So yeah, you managed to evade 

1683
01:42:51,280 --> 01:42:56,240
the silver shirts, the silver 
shirts, silver swords, and you 

1684
01:42:56,240 --> 01:43:00,840
head towards the docks. 
You head through the gate, 

1685
01:43:02,160 --> 01:43:08,480
through the muddy Wharf, towards
the pier, and there it is, 

1686
01:43:08,840 --> 01:43:12,480
sitting on a lonely, isolated 
pier, a single barrel. 

1687
01:43:14,200 --> 01:43:18,920
Who's going to approach? 
Feel like I feel like there's 

1688
01:43:18,920 --> 01:43:21,600
only one answer here. 
Yeah, I feel like. 

1689
01:43:21,760 --> 01:43:25,360
I feel like Lady Cordelia. 
This is my approach with the, 

1690
01:43:25,760 --> 01:43:29,480
the not real child the. 
Yeah. 

1691
01:43:30,360 --> 01:43:32,560
OK. 
All right. 

1692
01:43:33,000 --> 01:43:37,800
So you you approach, there's no 
one around. 

1693
01:43:38,280 --> 01:43:41,840
Perfect. 
You approach the barrel. 

1694
01:43:41,840 --> 01:43:43,880
Do you look in? 
Yeah, I do look in the barrel. 

1695
01:43:45,200 --> 01:43:51,040
Barrel's empty, and then you 
suddenly hear a freeze right 

1696
01:43:51,040 --> 01:43:54,040
where you are. 
Who, me? 

1697
01:43:55,280 --> 01:44:01,520
And you turn and on a nearby 
yacht that's been docked there 

1698
01:44:01,640 --> 01:44:05,200
is about, let's see, how many of
them are there? 

1699
01:44:10,000 --> 01:44:19,920
Yeah. 11 suited men coming out 
of this yacht that's docked 

1700
01:44:19,920 --> 01:44:22,960
nearby and they're approaching 
you? 

1701
01:44:23,240 --> 01:44:27,360
Yeah. 
They're approaching me. 

1702
01:44:29,200 --> 01:44:30,680
I kind of think I'm, I don't 
have. 

1703
01:44:30,680 --> 01:44:32,600
I mean, this is not the same 
baby, so. 

1704
01:44:35,000 --> 01:44:38,120
Oh, you you took the I took the 
ringer, baby. 

1705
01:44:38,120 --> 01:44:40,640
Yeah. 
Yeah, I took the This is not 

1706
01:44:40,640 --> 01:44:41,880
even the baby they're looking 
for. 

1707
01:44:42,120 --> 01:44:44,920
So. 
You just the lady you walking on

1708
01:44:44,920 --> 01:44:49,240
the docks, which is weird but. 
John, this might be a little bit

1709
01:44:49,240 --> 01:44:52,440
meta knowledge, but not that I 
think we all even care about 

1710
01:44:52,440 --> 01:44:56,040
that. 
But yeah, does this baby like, 

1711
01:44:56,200 --> 01:44:57,840
just look distinctly different 
at all? 

1712
01:44:57,840 --> 01:45:01,400
Like, if it if this baby's mom 
picked it up or the baby of like

1713
01:45:01,400 --> 01:45:03,840
Huey's mom, would she be like, 
oh, this is not my baby? 

1714
01:45:06,960 --> 01:45:08,160
Probably, yes. 
OK. 

1715
01:45:08,560 --> 01:45:11,280
Yeah. 
I'm I'm going to wave him like, 

1716
01:45:11,600 --> 01:45:14,840
oh, hello, I'm so sorry. 
I was told to bring this baby 

1717
01:45:14,840 --> 01:45:19,160
here. 
Give me a you don't have 

1718
01:45:19,160 --> 01:45:21,280
anything in prisons, do you? 
No. 

1719
01:45:21,640 --> 01:45:23,640
Give me a 2D6. 
OK. 

1720
01:45:23,640 --> 01:45:26,000
How much luck you got? 
Though or my disguise. 

1721
01:45:27,000 --> 01:45:29,120
Oh. 
Yeah, you can do luck and 

1722
01:45:29,120 --> 01:45:33,840
disguise. 
Seven. 

1723
01:45:34,360 --> 01:45:36,560
I mean 567. 
So I fail. 

1724
01:45:36,880 --> 01:45:38,120
OK. 
Finally failed. 

1725
01:45:38,200 --> 01:45:42,400
Then you you say this and one of
the they're they're federal 

1726
01:45:42,400 --> 01:45:44,560
agents. 
One of them walks up to you and 

1727
01:45:44,560 --> 01:45:46,840
just rips the wig from your 
head. 

1728
01:45:48,720 --> 01:45:51,400
And so the hat comes off too. 
Yeah, the hat comes off too. 

1729
01:45:51,680 --> 01:45:55,120
Like, oh dude, what do you not, 
dude, sorry, that's that's very 

1730
01:45:55,120 --> 01:45:58,440
modern. 
Hey dude, what's going on here 

1731
01:45:58,720 --> 01:46:04,880
pal, pal, buddy, what's your 
game friend? 

1732
01:46:05,320 --> 01:46:10,520
What's your game, pal? 
The federal engine says Johnny. 

1733
01:46:10,520 --> 01:46:14,960
6 fingers, I presume? 
Oh hey, I listen, I only got 5 

1734
01:46:14,960 --> 01:46:18,120
on each hand. 
You're under arrest for the 

1735
01:46:18,120 --> 01:46:21,760
kidnapping of Hugh Herkimer. 
Hugh who? 

1736
01:46:22,920 --> 01:46:35,080
Turn around please. 
I'm going to toss him the baby 

1737
01:46:35,080 --> 01:46:37,640
and dash. 
OK. 

1738
01:46:37,960 --> 01:46:39,840
All right. 
So you do so and start running 

1739
01:46:39,840 --> 01:46:45,200
and like that one federal agent 
just like holds the baby and the

1740
01:46:45,200 --> 01:46:48,840
other 10 just start sprinting 
after you. 

1741
01:46:49,000 --> 01:46:52,680
Cool. 
I don't think I'm running back 

1742
01:46:52,680 --> 01:46:54,280
to the car, I. 
Was going to say make a 

1743
01:46:54,280 --> 01:46:55,480
decision? 
Cause what? 

1744
01:46:57,160 --> 01:46:59,120
What do you guys think? 
Should I run back to the car or 

1745
01:46:59,120 --> 01:47:00,280
no? 
Hey, we're not there. 

1746
01:47:00,880 --> 01:47:02,760
Yeah, that's AI. 
Hate to say it. 

1747
01:47:02,760 --> 01:47:05,160
That's a you call with that one.
Oh fuck. 

1748
01:47:07,600 --> 01:47:10,560
No, I I'm not going to listen. 
We're we're friends and I know 

1749
01:47:10,560 --> 01:47:12,160
the score. 
I know one of us gets caught. 

1750
01:47:12,160 --> 01:47:14,680
It's on that one person. 
I'm not going to drag the rest 

1751
01:47:14,680 --> 01:47:18,120
of us down. 
So I bolt in like the opposite 

1752
01:47:18,120 --> 01:47:20,960
direction from the car, like as 
far as I can. 

1753
01:47:21,080 --> 01:47:23,520
Like I kicked off the heels 
immediately and just like 

1754
01:47:23,720 --> 01:47:25,520
Sprint. 
I was going to ask about the 

1755
01:47:25,560 --> 01:47:26,640
heels. 
No. 

1756
01:47:26,640 --> 01:47:28,880
I kicked them off immediately. 
When they took the hat off, it 

1757
01:47:28,880 --> 01:47:31,240
was like the character's done. 
So yeah, got. 

1758
01:47:33,880 --> 01:47:37,080
It all right. 
Well, you're running and you 

1759
01:47:37,080 --> 01:47:42,560
look back and they're pulling, 
they're they're strapped. 

1760
01:47:42,560 --> 01:47:47,520
They're they're pulling their 
guns out on you and they're 

1761
01:47:47,600 --> 01:47:50,400
like. 
How far away? 

1762
01:47:51,160 --> 01:47:54,920
Yeah, how far away are the How 
far away is the car from the 

1763
01:47:54,920 --> 01:48:01,800
agents baseball throw? 
Yeah, baseball throw. 

1764
01:48:02,840 --> 01:48:05,160
Time to throw baseball. 
Time to throw baseball. 

1765
01:48:06,520 --> 01:48:10,800
All right, go for it. 
Give me a Give me a roll, plus 

1766
01:48:10,800 --> 01:48:13,200
any appropriate traits or 
skills. 

1767
01:48:13,560 --> 01:48:16,280
Explosives. 
Oh yeah, absolutely. 

1768
01:48:16,880 --> 01:48:19,240
Can I add my luck to it? 
Luck. 

1769
01:48:19,240 --> 01:48:20,400
Agility. 
Whatever. 

1770
01:48:20,720 --> 01:48:22,080
OK, so is it possible for me to 
fail? 

1771
01:48:22,080 --> 01:48:25,680
Because I got plus three luck 
and plus three explosives, so 

1772
01:48:25,680 --> 01:48:28,000
unless even if I roll the 11 I 
succeed. 

1773
01:48:28,000 --> 01:48:30,360
So you want to see how much 
damage I can do with this bomb 

1774
01:48:30,360 --> 01:48:30,960
on these? 
Yeah. 

1775
01:48:31,320 --> 01:48:35,320
Do damage, yeah. 
Fuck. 

1776
01:48:35,440 --> 01:48:38,000
I rolled A9 again. 
I rolled a six and a three. 

1777
01:48:38,240 --> 01:48:43,480
So I rolled a total of 15. 
Total of 15, so that's eight. 

1778
01:48:44,480 --> 01:48:46,600
Oh wait, wait, did you say you 
could add agility too? 

1779
01:48:46,600 --> 01:48:50,200
Because then it's 16. 
Well you you can only add 1 

1780
01:48:50,200 --> 01:48:52,840
trait at a time. 
Oh, 'cause I can't 'cause if I 

1781
01:48:52,840 --> 01:48:57,920
added my muscle in 17, So yeah, 
I'll do, I'll do explosives. 

1782
01:48:57,920 --> 01:49:02,040
And what? 
I mean, I have muscle agility or

1783
01:49:02,040 --> 01:49:03,720
luck, whichever one you think is
most appropriate. 

1784
01:49:03,720 --> 01:49:05,040
I mean, it's a success either 
way. 

1785
01:49:05,040 --> 01:49:08,440
So it really just depends on. 
What gives you the most? 

1786
01:49:08,440 --> 01:49:10,120
What gives you the most? 
Oh, the luck. 

1787
01:49:10,200 --> 01:49:11,280
Luck would give you the most I 
got. 

1788
01:49:11,280 --> 01:49:13,920
I put 3IN luck. 
So what's a total of 15? 

1789
01:49:14,360 --> 01:49:19,200
Total of 15, so difference of 
eight that is 7/7. 

1790
01:49:19,200 --> 01:49:22,920
Seven, yeah. 
So that would off. 

1791
01:49:25,880 --> 01:49:31,440
Now, do I need to necessarily 
off them or can I just have an 

1792
01:49:31,440 --> 01:49:37,000
explosion happen like between 
the two so they couldn't get us 

1793
01:49:37,040 --> 01:49:39,080
a line of sight? 
I don't necessarily want to kill

1794
01:49:39,080 --> 01:49:42,720
federal agents because then the 
heat's on us, but if I throw it 

1795
01:49:42,720 --> 01:49:46,160
like in front of them, it's so 
the mud kind of like like 

1796
01:49:46,160 --> 01:49:49,400
splashes over all of them and 
like smoke goes up and they 

1797
01:49:49,400 --> 01:49:51,280
can't get a clear line of sight 
on Johnny. 

1798
01:49:51,560 --> 01:49:55,040
Would that be OK instead of 
instead of killing them? 

1799
01:49:55,680 --> 01:49:59,560
Yeah, you you tell me what what 
you want like the outcome of 

1800
01:49:59,560 --> 01:50:01,920
this to be. 
That's what I want to happen is 

1801
01:50:01,920 --> 01:50:04,560
just like if it's if it's the 
the movie. 

1802
01:50:04,560 --> 01:50:07,720
Like he tosses the baby and 
starts running and then it's a 

1803
01:50:07,720 --> 01:50:11,000
whole like freeze and like the 
guns come out or whatever. 

1804
01:50:11,160 --> 01:50:13,760
And then like you see one 
focusing on right as the finger 

1805
01:50:13,760 --> 01:50:17,560
starts to squeeze, just this 
massive explosion of mud and 

1806
01:50:17,560 --> 01:50:20,880
smoke, like goes right in front 
of them, splashes up. 

1807
01:50:20,880 --> 01:50:23,920
And then it like cuts to me, 
like bringing my arm back down 

1808
01:50:23,920 --> 01:50:27,520
from like the throw and like 
jumping back in the car, like 

1809
01:50:27,520 --> 01:50:28,560
that's what I would like to 
have. 

1810
01:50:28,560 --> 01:50:31,760
And that's OK. 
Yeah, No, totally go for it. 

1811
01:50:31,760 --> 01:50:34,000
Yeah. 
So yeah, that all happens, 

1812
01:50:34,160 --> 01:50:35,880
Johnny. 
You're kind of like thrown 

1813
01:50:35,880 --> 01:50:39,760
forward by the the concussive 
force of the explosion, but you.

1814
01:50:39,960 --> 01:50:41,480
Just. 
Keep on your feet. 

1815
01:50:42,360 --> 01:50:44,880
Do you run back towards the car?
Where were you headed? 

1816
01:50:45,960 --> 01:50:47,880
So there's a they don't have a 
clear line of sight on me 

1817
01:50:47,880 --> 01:50:49,240
anymore, right? 
No, no. 

1818
01:50:49,400 --> 01:50:49,960
Then yeah. 
I'm, I'm. 

1819
01:50:50,040 --> 01:50:51,840
I'm. 
Running back to the car. 

1820
01:50:52,320 --> 01:50:54,200
I'll. 
Scramble in the driver's seat 

1821
01:50:54,200 --> 01:50:57,440
and start driving it toward him,
even though I've never driven 

1822
01:50:57,440 --> 01:51:00,920
before in my life. 
Yeah, and I'll just Chuck the 

1823
01:51:00,920 --> 01:51:05,600
baby in the back seat and I'll 
literally be like hanging out 

1824
01:51:05,600 --> 01:51:09,000
the side of the car mobster 
style, like on the tracks or 

1825
01:51:09,000 --> 01:51:11,720
whatever and like hand out 
towards Johnny. 

1826
01:51:12,680 --> 01:51:14,040
And he's like. 
Scoop him up. 

1827
01:51:14,880 --> 01:51:17,000
It's like. 
That it's like in Lord of the 

1828
01:51:17,000 --> 01:51:23,640
Rings where fuck, help me out, 
you know, get stupid and fucking

1829
01:51:23,680 --> 01:51:25,800
leg rings and the horse, you 
know? 

1830
01:51:26,040 --> 01:51:27,600
Yeah, like that. 
We do that. 

1831
01:51:27,800 --> 01:51:30,040
We scoop, Yeah, because we're 
going a hole like 50 miles an 

1832
01:51:30,040 --> 01:51:34,440
hour. 
So you jog up, you jog up to the

1833
01:51:34,440 --> 01:51:38,000
car, and I just like reach out 
of hand and you, like, step on. 

1834
01:51:39,440 --> 01:51:40,600
Perfect. 
I'm on. 

1835
01:51:41,120 --> 01:51:42,800
Yeah. 
So, yeah, you're all back 

1836
01:51:42,800 --> 01:51:44,120
together. 
You're peeling off. 

1837
01:51:44,120 --> 01:51:45,840
You've left these federal agents
behind. 

1838
01:51:46,800 --> 01:51:50,800
No ransom money. 
Still got the baby. 

1839
01:51:51,200 --> 01:51:52,600
Still got the baby. 
What? 

1840
01:51:52,600 --> 01:51:57,160
What do you do? 
I guess for now we head back to,

1841
01:51:59,480 --> 01:52:02,040
I mean, I guess we head back to 
Mama Mahoney's. 

1842
01:52:02,280 --> 01:52:03,960
Well, we can't head back to our 
apartment. 

1843
01:52:03,960 --> 01:52:06,000
If the feds are looking for us, 
they'll know where we live. 

1844
01:52:07,800 --> 01:52:10,920
Yeah, I mean. 
But they knew where we lived if 

1845
01:52:10,920 --> 01:52:12,200
they knew. 
All I'm saying is if they knew 

1846
01:52:12,200 --> 01:52:13,720
where we lived, they would have 
come and got us. 

1847
01:52:13,720 --> 01:52:15,120
They wouldn't have waited for us
to get here. 

1848
01:52:15,480 --> 01:52:16,360
I. 
Think far more. 

1849
01:52:16,600 --> 01:52:17,400
Go ahead, James. 
Sorry. 

1850
01:52:17,640 --> 01:52:21,360
I'm just saying I need to piss. 
This kid probably needs to piss.

1851
01:52:21,800 --> 01:52:24,000
Why don't we pull over 
somewhere, get our heads 

1852
01:52:24,000 --> 01:52:26,360
together, take care of 
ourselves, and then then we 

1853
01:52:26,360 --> 01:52:28,960
figure this out. 
Yeah, I agree. 

1854
01:52:30,320 --> 01:52:31,960
Oh, sweet. 
I'm talking the regular voice 

1855
01:52:31,960 --> 01:52:39,800
now. 
Yeah. 

1856
01:52:40,080 --> 01:52:42,360
We're going to head to Is there 
a bar nearby that we know of? 

1857
01:52:42,720 --> 01:52:45,800
There's a multitude I think 
we're going to in the city. 

1858
01:52:46,040 --> 01:52:49,640
We're going to find a bar that 
maybe we're not known that, but 

1859
01:52:49,640 --> 01:52:52,480
like we can lay low in. 
Absolutely. 

1860
01:52:52,840 --> 01:52:54,480
You find taking. 
The baby with us. 

1861
01:52:54,800 --> 01:52:56,320
Yeah, totally. 
Yeah, I got it. 

1862
01:52:56,320 --> 01:53:01,080
Don't worry. 
You find some like dive bar to 

1863
01:53:01,280 --> 01:53:05,120
lay low in that you like, maybe 
you know the owner or something 

1864
01:53:05,120 --> 01:53:09,280
that he's cool, so yeah. 
Johnny Johnny pulls on some 

1865
01:53:09,280 --> 01:53:12,640
clothing that he like that he 
just also has for some reason, 

1866
01:53:13,240 --> 01:53:16,080
reason, you know, I clothes 
under my clothes. 

1867
01:53:16,080 --> 01:53:19,360
I'm still dressed, you know. 
Gotcha. 

1868
01:53:20,480 --> 01:53:26,360
Well, so we we, we we get 
together in this dimly lit bar 

1869
01:53:26,800 --> 01:53:30,240
full of cigarette smoke and beer
with our baby and. 

1870
01:53:32,080 --> 01:53:33,200
What do we do with the other 
baby? 

1871
01:53:33,560 --> 01:53:34,520
Oh, they have it. 
That's right. 

1872
01:53:34,760 --> 01:53:35,120
Yeah. 
Toss it. 

1873
01:53:35,120 --> 01:53:35,920
Right, right. 
You toss. 

1874
01:53:36,000 --> 01:53:37,560
Them the fake baby, right. 
Yeah. 

1875
01:53:39,560 --> 01:53:44,240
Do we kind of want to? 
I mean, do we want to plan our 

1876
01:53:44,240 --> 01:53:49,680
next adventure in this bar and 
see what happens next time? 

1877
01:53:49,680 --> 01:53:52,720
Kind of thing like. 
Oh yeah, John, what do you 

1878
01:53:52,720 --> 01:53:54,000
think? 
Yeah, I was. 

1879
01:53:54,040 --> 01:53:55,640
I was. 
I was going to ask like, what's 

1880
01:53:55,640 --> 01:53:59,560
What's now? 
That you're out ransom money 

1881
01:54:00,440 --> 01:54:02,920
with a baby? 
What? 

1882
01:54:02,920 --> 01:54:04,600
What's next for you guys? 
What? 

1883
01:54:04,600 --> 01:54:07,320
I think, I think we need to send
a message to them and be like 

1884
01:54:07,560 --> 01:54:09,560
that's not your baby, We still 
have them. 

1885
01:54:11,160 --> 01:54:13,120
Yeah. 
Well, I think. 

1886
01:54:13,960 --> 01:54:16,200
We'll go for chips. 
Not just going to say I think 

1887
01:54:16,200 --> 01:54:18,480
Chips is having very complicated
feelings about this at this 

1888
01:54:18,480 --> 01:54:25,720
point, but is willing to at 
least verbally agree to that 

1889
01:54:25,720 --> 01:54:26,920
right now. 
Yeah. 

1890
01:54:27,800 --> 01:54:35,440
Yeah, I'd Enzo doesn't even, 
doesn't even fucking know. 

1891
01:54:36,600 --> 01:54:40,440
All I'm saying is at some point 
I'd like to at least swing by 

1892
01:54:40,440 --> 01:54:47,640
the apartment because I got like
one bomb left on the well. 

1893
01:54:47,640 --> 01:54:53,000
I got one package left on me, 
and that makes me feel a bit, 

1894
01:54:53,000 --> 01:54:56,160
makes me feel a bit naked, if 
you know what I mean. 

1895
01:54:56,160 --> 01:55:00,240
Like that's all I'm saying. 
So I think what we should do is 

1896
01:55:00,240 --> 01:55:02,360
we need to bring this car back 
because it's not ours. 

1897
01:55:02,360 --> 01:55:04,160
We have a car. 
We have my car. 

1898
01:55:05,800 --> 01:55:07,400
What was this? 
Being fine, gentlemen and all, 

1899
01:55:07,400 --> 01:55:12,640
we should bring back this car, 
get my ride, which is better, 

1900
01:55:13,120 --> 01:55:15,960
and then I think we need to send
a message. 

1901
01:55:17,680 --> 01:55:25,240
So my thought right now, in and 
out of game, is we are at this 

1902
01:55:25,600 --> 01:55:29,080
table in this dimly lit bar, 
like I said with the cigarette 

1903
01:55:29,080 --> 01:55:36,000
smoke, and I'm rifling through 
my bombs, Johnny making plans 

1904
01:55:36,680 --> 01:55:42,600
and ships, talking to this baby.
And as we are continuing to be 

1905
01:55:42,600 --> 01:55:45,600
like, well no, what if we what 
if we did this instead? 

1906
01:55:45,600 --> 01:55:51,080
Like it cuts to like the 
gangster music and we kind of 

1907
01:55:51,080 --> 01:55:54,320
like fade out, fade scene and 
and play crime wave again 

1908
01:55:54,320 --> 01:55:58,280
sometime sooner than later. 
Yeah, yeah, that sounds pretty 

1909
01:55:58,280 --> 01:55:58,760
good to me. 
That. 

1910
01:55:58,880 --> 01:56:01,360
That's cool. 
That sounds perfect to me, Yeah.

1911
01:56:03,680 --> 01:56:05,280
What a blast. 
Also like this is. 

1912
01:56:05,520 --> 01:56:08,680
This is so much fun. 
This is a blast. 

1913
01:56:08,680 --> 01:56:11,120
So. 
Hey, yeah, like we didn't try 

1914
01:56:11,120 --> 01:56:14,320
out the combat mechanics, but 
that there's nothing wrong with 

1915
01:56:14,320 --> 01:56:15,960
that. 
Again, that's what I love about 

1916
01:56:15,960 --> 01:56:19,840
these games that only have 
combat mechanics, because you 

1917
01:56:19,840 --> 01:56:23,720
never do combat. 
You're always just fucking 

1918
01:56:23,720 --> 01:56:25,200
around. 
Yeah. 

1919
01:56:25,200 --> 01:56:27,960
And I think like, by nature, 
like looking at the combat 

1920
01:56:27,960 --> 01:56:30,520
mechanics, it's like, oh, I have
two wounds. 

1921
01:56:30,520 --> 01:56:32,640
I could die really easy. 
And it's just kind of like, 

1922
01:56:33,320 --> 01:56:35,840
which is really reasonable. 
So it makes you be like, what 

1923
01:56:36,000 --> 01:56:39,280
can I do that's not going to get
me killed to resolve this 

1924
01:56:39,280 --> 01:56:41,400
situation. 
I'm not a superhero going in 

1925
01:56:41,400 --> 01:56:44,280
guns blazing, you know? 
Yeah, sometimes you throw a baby

1926
01:56:44,280 --> 01:56:46,000
out of the Fed, you know? 
Yeah, right. 

1927
01:56:46,200 --> 01:56:48,800
Yeah, sometimes. 
Sometimes you run over some 

1928
01:56:49,200 --> 01:56:52,520
Nazis in the street. 
And that you bombed that you. 

1929
01:56:52,640 --> 01:56:53,600
Bombed. 
Also bombed. 

1930
01:56:54,880 --> 01:56:56,480
Yeah. 
I like that when the kids. 

1931
01:56:56,480 --> 01:56:58,280
And the cops, you're like, well,
I don't really want to kill all 

1932
01:56:58,280 --> 01:56:59,240
of them. 
But the Nazis, you're like, 

1933
01:56:59,360 --> 01:57:00,840
yeah. 
So I try to get them all in 

1934
01:57:00,960 --> 01:57:02,440
circle. 
Yeah. 

1935
01:57:04,400 --> 01:57:08,520
Hey, listen, the feds, the Fed. 
All I'm saying is with the feds,

1936
01:57:08,800 --> 01:57:13,520
if we kill the feds, we're never
gonna be safe again, right? 

1937
01:57:13,520 --> 01:57:17,120
If we kill Nazis next time, we 
just kill more Nazis. 

1938
01:57:17,160 --> 01:57:23,400
You know? 
So, yeah, no, that was so much 

1939
01:57:23,640 --> 01:57:26,960
fun. 
And I know when trunk started. 

1940
01:57:27,120 --> 01:57:29,360
Yeah. 
Now we all learned so much. 

1941
01:57:29,840 --> 01:57:33,840
James By the way, I I totally 
let you totally played into the 

1942
01:57:33,840 --> 01:57:39,200
raising Arizona vibes that I had
with this adventure where it's 

1943
01:57:39,200 --> 01:57:42,360
just like you're starting to 
fall in love with little baby 

1944
01:57:42,360 --> 01:57:44,880
Huey. 
I love that for both of us was 

1945
01:57:44,880 --> 01:57:47,920
not planned at the beginning, 
but it just started to kind of 

1946
01:57:47,920 --> 01:57:50,960
happen and seemed too too good 
to ignore. 

1947
01:57:51,280 --> 01:57:53,360
Yeah. 
Yeah, I think it's your 

1948
01:57:53,360 --> 01:57:56,280
descriptions of the baby. 
Every time I interacted with it,

1949
01:57:56,360 --> 01:57:59,080
I was like, oh, this is 
rewarding dopamine. 

1950
01:58:02,560 --> 01:58:04,880
Well, it definitely gives that. 
I know he said something a 

1951
01:58:04,880 --> 01:58:11,400
little bit before stream starts,
but the Nate stream adventure, 

1952
01:58:12,800 --> 01:58:13,960
like, is it what? 
What baby? 

1953
01:58:13,960 --> 01:58:16,440
Is this what child what? 
Child is this, Yeah. 

1954
01:58:16,440 --> 01:58:17,400
That was. 
A big influence. 

1955
01:58:18,000 --> 01:58:20,760
The God baby one. 
Yeah, that's a great one. 

1956
01:58:20,760 --> 01:58:22,680
Yeah, totally. 
Yeah, I was. 

1957
01:58:22,680 --> 01:58:27,240
I remember just flipping through
my copy of Haunted Almanac and 

1958
01:58:27,320 --> 01:58:30,360
coming across like, I'd known 
what child is this before that? 

1959
01:58:30,720 --> 01:58:33,000
But I never really sat down and 
read it. 

1960
01:58:33,000 --> 01:58:35,360
I was like, oh man, this is so 
good. 

1961
01:58:35,560 --> 01:58:40,880
Like, this is just really like 
solid adventure riding, like, 

1962
01:58:40,880 --> 01:58:44,480
and I was just like, like what 
if, what if I took this? 

1963
01:58:44,480 --> 01:58:47,160
And it's like, it's kind of the 
opposite where you've like 

1964
01:58:47,160 --> 01:58:50,440
stolen this baby. 
It wasn't given to you, You, 

1965
01:58:50,800 --> 01:58:53,960
you've stolen this baby you're 
trying to, like, get ransom 

1966
01:58:53,960 --> 01:58:56,560
money out of. 
It like if they gave it to us, 

1967
01:58:56,560 --> 01:58:57,000
you. 
Know. 

1968
01:58:57,040 --> 01:59:00,920
Yeah, it's the it's the anti 
version of what child is this? 

1969
01:59:01,440 --> 01:59:04,240
Which? 
Excellent opener there. 

1970
01:59:04,240 --> 01:59:08,080
Yeah, like, oh, you hear a cry 
from the corner in the bassinet.

1971
01:59:08,080 --> 01:59:08,920
Like what? 
What? 

1972
01:59:09,400 --> 01:59:10,520
Hold on. 
Yeah, It's like, oh. 

1973
01:59:11,000 --> 01:59:13,600
It's cool because it's. 
Almost like you dropped us. 

1974
01:59:13,600 --> 01:59:16,360
Not necessarily in the middle of
an adventure, but like there 

1975
01:59:16,360 --> 01:59:19,080
wasn't this like slow build to 
starting the adventure. 

1976
01:59:19,080 --> 01:59:21,840
The adventure started 
immediately because we already 

1977
01:59:21,840 --> 01:59:24,720
have this child that is both an 
asset and a danger. 

1978
01:59:25,280 --> 01:59:29,400
You know, I really tried to 
subvert that with this adventure

1979
01:59:29,400 --> 01:59:34,000
because I think most people 
would have the Adventure Bee 

1980
01:59:34,240 --> 01:59:40,400
actually kidnapping the baby. 
Whereas this is like, no, you, 

1981
01:59:40,400 --> 01:59:43,040
you've already done that. 
You're having to deal with the 

1982
01:59:43,040 --> 01:59:47,920
repercussions of that. 
Now, you know, that was my that 

1983
01:59:47,920 --> 01:59:52,280
was my big, like design. 
That was one of my sticking 

1984
01:59:52,280 --> 01:59:55,160
points with this. 
No, you're having to deal with 

1985
01:59:55,160 --> 01:59:58,560
what you've done already. 
It's very hit the ground 

1986
01:59:58,560 --> 02:00:01,400
running, you know. 
More adventures should start 

1987
02:00:01,400 --> 02:00:04,040
like that. 
Like, I love, I love. 

1988
02:00:05,480 --> 02:00:08,440
I mean, I'm definitely that 
piece of shit that likes movies 

1989
02:00:08,440 --> 02:00:12,000
that start with the action 
already happening and you just 

1990
02:00:12,000 --> 02:00:15,120
have to catch up. 
I don't want the exposition. 

1991
02:00:15,120 --> 02:00:18,080
I don't need the back story 
because also one of my favorite 

1992
02:00:18,080 --> 02:00:19,840
things in books and movies is 
prequels. 

1993
02:00:20,120 --> 02:00:24,800
So if this was a movie, it 
starts the whole thing and we 

1994
02:00:24,800 --> 02:00:26,960
have a couple of books or 
whatever of what happened, and 

1995
02:00:26,960 --> 02:00:29,320
then eventually we'll get the 
story of how we kidnapped the 

1996
02:00:29,320 --> 02:00:31,720
baby, you know? 
And it's so chuckle fucker read,

1997
02:00:31,720 --> 02:00:33,640
you know. 
Yeah, I see what you're saying. 

1998
02:00:33,760 --> 02:00:36,840
Yeah. 
But I love I this was a perfect 

1999
02:00:37,000 --> 02:00:40,640
get up because like, yeah, we're
not theoretically in the middle 

2000
02:00:40,640 --> 02:00:44,880
of the adventure, but like, we 
are like already, you know, 1 

2001
02:00:44,880 --> 02:00:47,160
foot into it. 
Because it's pretty much just 

2002
02:00:47,160 --> 02:00:49,160
like you have this now what are 
you doing? 

2003
02:00:49,160 --> 02:00:52,160
There's no like like, let's. 
Figure. 

2004
02:00:52,160 --> 02:00:55,720
Out who's drinking what at the 
Tavern and then like oh like the

2005
02:00:55,720 --> 02:00:58,480
thing comes in it's it's great. 
This was so much fun. 

2006
02:00:59,480 --> 02:01:03,280
Definitely going to play this 
again especially if you if you 

2007
02:01:04,200 --> 02:01:06,800
keep I know you're going to keep
it one page and my God but it 

2008
02:01:06,800 --> 02:01:11,240
looks sick as a newspaper but 
such a fun game and and it's a 

2009
02:01:11,240 --> 02:01:12,640
ton of goon tag too which is 
Nate. 

2010
02:01:13,400 --> 02:01:17,000
And seriously anyone out there 
that doesn't know nature may 

2011
02:01:17,000 --> 02:01:21,600
stuff please go do it like 
that's kind of game designer 

2012
02:01:21,600 --> 02:01:24,560
that should be making millions 
of dollars not wattsy and nature

2013
02:01:24,560 --> 02:01:27,160
May is definitely your favorite 
game designer's favorite game 

2014
02:01:27,160 --> 02:01:29,840
designer. 
So, you know, grab the Haunted 

2015
02:01:29,840 --> 02:01:31,080
Almanac. 
In games, I'm different. 

2016
02:01:31,080 --> 02:01:32,800
It really is. 
Yeah, right. 

2017
02:01:33,280 --> 02:01:37,920
Grab grab all that. 
John, I haven't read Gangbusters

2018
02:01:37,920 --> 02:01:40,880
or Traveler and like obviously 
I've read Tall Goose. 

2019
02:01:40,880 --> 02:01:42,960
We also did it on stream and so 
I'm very familiar with it. 

2020
02:01:42,960 --> 02:01:46,120
What from those two other games 
did you to put into this? 

2021
02:01:46,560 --> 02:01:49,960
So gang, so you obviously know 
the Tunnel Goons influences, you

2022
02:01:49,960 --> 02:01:53,440
can get that from it. 
The influences from gangbusters 

2023
02:01:53,440 --> 02:02:00,480
is the basic, like obviously the
setting, but also the basic 

2024
02:02:00,480 --> 02:02:03,400
makeup of the characters. 
Like if you look at the traits 

2025
02:02:03,400 --> 02:02:06,360
and you see driving and you're 
like driving in the traits, like

2026
02:02:06,360 --> 02:02:09,640
what's up with that? 
That's that's straight from 

2027
02:02:09,640 --> 02:02:12,960
gangbusters. 
I thought it was so weird and 

2028
02:02:12,960 --> 02:02:16,040
esoteric. 
I was like, why is driving in 

2029
02:02:16,040 --> 02:02:18,320
the traits? 
I thought it was hilarious, so I

2030
02:02:18,320 --> 02:02:20,800
was, I just put it straight into
prime life. 

2031
02:02:22,880 --> 02:02:30,560
And then the influences from 
Traveller are basically it 

2032
02:02:30,640 --> 02:02:34,400
married with the mechanic from 
Tunnel goons, the resolution 

2033
02:02:34,400 --> 02:02:38,320
mechanic. 
Now that 8 plus is straight from

2034
02:02:38,320 --> 02:02:42,720
traveling. 
OK, yeah that's that's the basic

2035
02:02:42,720 --> 02:02:45,360
mechanic behind travelers that 
oh, you just got to beat an 8. 

2036
02:02:45,960 --> 02:02:48,680
That's all you got to do. 
I think it worked really well. 

2037
02:02:50,040 --> 02:02:52,720
I mean, I think I I personally, 
I think I rolled like incredibly

2038
02:02:52,720 --> 02:02:54,360
well tonight because I really 
only failed once. 

2039
02:02:54,680 --> 02:02:57,200
Like, I think I really only 
rolled like four or five times. 

2040
02:02:59,200 --> 02:03:02,360
So I like the 8 plus beating. 
It's like that's cool. 

2041
02:03:02,600 --> 02:03:04,560
I mean also I think it puts a 
good ceiling on it. 

2042
02:03:04,560 --> 02:03:07,880
And I think the fact that you 
can only use one trait and one 

2043
02:03:07,880 --> 02:03:12,800
skill, like combining those, 
like, yeah, I this was great. 

2044
02:03:13,000 --> 02:03:16,360
I very much enjoyed this. 
Yeah, I'm I'm glad you guys got 

2045
02:03:16,360 --> 02:03:19,880
such kick out of it. 
I was worried that the adventure

2046
02:03:19,880 --> 02:03:25,160
was a little too bare bones, but
it seemed to like like speed 

2047
02:03:25,160 --> 02:03:28,320
along pretty well. 
Mm hmm, yeah I really to its 

2048
02:03:28,320 --> 02:03:30,560
credit. 
Yeah. 

2049
02:03:30,920 --> 02:03:35,560
It was great like the idea of 
like a map of just like like 

2050
02:03:35,560 --> 02:03:37,000
roll to see if you can go down 
the street. 

2051
02:03:37,000 --> 02:03:39,320
If not, you have to go down that
street and kind of like a thing 

2052
02:03:39,320 --> 02:03:42,920
at the end of everyone would is 
such a good idea because you 

2053
02:03:42,920 --> 02:03:46,440
could realistically make like a 
whole city kind of like that 

2054
02:03:46,440 --> 02:03:50,840
where like going across the city
or anything you need to do is 

2055
02:03:50,840 --> 02:03:54,240
just really you want to go One 
Direction but you roll and you 

2056
02:03:54,240 --> 02:04:00,040
don't or you don't, you know. 
My my big goal with crime wave 

2057
02:04:00,040 --> 02:04:04,360
and this is going to be much 
further down the line but I you 

2058
02:04:04,360 --> 02:04:07,600
know, I said keep them to one 
page. 

2059
02:04:07,720 --> 02:04:10,320
Keep the game to one page and 
expand it with adventures. 

2060
02:04:10,520 --> 02:04:13,640
I want to do a box set for the 
city. 

2061
02:04:13,720 --> 02:04:15,440
New Babylon. 
Cool. 

2062
02:04:16,000 --> 02:04:20,360
Because I, you know, I I have 
this book. 

2063
02:04:20,360 --> 02:04:23,560
It's like urban wilderness or 
something. 

2064
02:04:23,560 --> 02:04:26,840
It's a city. 
It's a book about just cities 

2065
02:04:26,840 --> 02:04:29,520
and how they came to be in 
America. 

2066
02:04:29,960 --> 02:04:33,800
And it's got all of these old 
pictures of like old New York 

2067
02:04:33,800 --> 02:04:36,840
and old Chicago. 
And it just like makes my brain 

2068
02:04:36,840 --> 02:04:39,600
fire off with like ideas for 
like a man. 

2069
02:04:39,600 --> 02:04:44,040
A box set set in the 1920s for 
this this fictional city just 

2070
02:04:44,040 --> 02:04:48,560
sounds like a ton of fun to like
adventure around him, and that 

2071
02:04:48,560 --> 02:04:51,880
that's like the big like dream 
goal with crowd wave. 

2072
02:04:53,720 --> 02:04:55,240
Cool. 
Well, the great thing about a 

2073
02:04:55,240 --> 02:04:58,520
city too, especially when you 
think of like a 1920s city and 

2074
02:04:58,520 --> 02:05:02,720
you put in like the, you know 
the modern idea of like the 

2075
02:05:02,720 --> 02:05:08,160
1920s mafia and stuff like that 
is like if it's you make it open

2076
02:05:08,160 --> 02:05:10,320
world like that, you never 
really have to. 

2077
02:05:11,320 --> 02:05:14,240
You're never going to do like 
wattsy style fucking campaign 

2078
02:05:14,240 --> 02:05:16,600
adventures. 
But it's pretty easy to be like 

2079
02:05:17,280 --> 02:05:20,840
pick a boss, pick a job they 
gave you kind of thing. 

2080
02:05:20,840 --> 02:05:25,120
And when you when you encounter 
situations where and the cool 

2081
02:05:25,120 --> 02:05:27,800
thing about that is like you're 
going to go do a thing but if 

2082
02:05:27,800 --> 02:05:32,000
one of the mooks you killed is 
from another crime, family, 

2083
02:05:32,000 --> 02:05:34,400
whatever. 
Now you have an enemy you made 

2084
02:05:34,400 --> 02:05:37,400
or something like that, and then
you might have to like smooth 

2085
02:05:37,400 --> 02:05:39,920
that or make an alliance. 
So like, you literally could, 

2086
02:05:39,920 --> 02:05:43,760
just like, you know, light one 
match and the story could go on 

2087
02:05:43,760 --> 02:05:47,120
forever as you deal with the 
consequences of of the actions 

2088
02:05:47,120 --> 02:05:52,280
you do throughout the city. 
Yeah a city is very conducive 

2089
02:05:52,280 --> 02:05:55,360
for faction play. 
Like there's so many different 

2090
02:05:55,560 --> 02:06:01,200
like factions that can exist 
within such a such a constrained

2091
02:06:01,200 --> 02:06:03,200
space. 
You know, you've got, you've got

2092
02:06:03,200 --> 02:06:06,200
the mob, you got the bosses 
within the mob, you got the 

2093
02:06:06,200 --> 02:06:10,640
cops, you've got these silver 
sword bucks that are like doing 

2094
02:06:11,000 --> 02:06:15,520
their shit around the city. 
You know, you got all this, like

2095
02:06:16,560 --> 02:06:19,400
all these influences, pulling 
the characters from all these 

2096
02:06:19,400 --> 02:06:23,800
different directions. 
And I I I'm very excited to play

2097
02:06:23,800 --> 02:06:26,520
around with that a bit more. 
It's like the Good Parts and 

2098
02:06:26,520 --> 02:06:29,160
Blades in the Dark because the 
faction part was was really sick

2099
02:06:29,160 --> 02:06:32,560
in that one of the one of the 
Nevermind. 

2100
02:06:32,640 --> 02:06:34,160
I'll keep my opinion myself 
there. 

2101
02:06:34,160 --> 02:06:37,080
Is all the right now this is 
this is better Blades in the 

2102
02:06:37,080 --> 02:06:39,560
dark people. 
Just remember that. 

2103
02:06:39,800 --> 02:06:45,320
Well, all again, 3 hours of my 
opinion already exists in the 

2104
02:06:45,320 --> 02:06:50,040
world, so well, something. 
And the other thing too, like 

2105
02:06:50,040 --> 02:06:52,200
talking about the consequences 
of our actions, one thing that 

2106
02:06:52,200 --> 02:06:55,040
we have to worry about too is 
we've got federal agents after 

2107
02:06:55,040 --> 02:06:58,320
us now. 
The cops know what's going on, 

2108
02:06:58,520 --> 02:07:00,480
right? 
The supposedly all the other 

2109
02:07:00,480 --> 02:07:02,880
criminals kind of know that 
where the Chuck of fox that took

2110
02:07:02,880 --> 02:07:05,600
the baby, We don't know how they
know, but we know and we could 

2111
02:07:05,600 --> 02:07:10,560
figure that out. 
We also just bombed some people 

2112
02:07:10,560 --> 02:07:12,880
even if they're shitty people, 
we drop bombs some people so 

2113
02:07:12,880 --> 02:07:15,120
that all the cops in the city 
are going to be riled up too. 

2114
02:07:15,560 --> 02:07:19,440
Like we're and the union is out 
there, so you know the cops are 

2115
02:07:19,440 --> 02:07:20,800
going to be trying to be busting
that. 

2116
02:07:20,800 --> 02:07:23,240
So the city is going to be 
overrun with cops for a little 

2117
02:07:23,240 --> 02:07:25,480
bit too. 
So that's something that based 

2118
02:07:25,480 --> 02:07:27,400
on the consequence of our 
actions, we just made everything

2119
02:07:27,400 --> 02:07:30,320
hotter for us. 
You guys definitely made a name 

2120
02:07:30,320 --> 02:07:33,360
for yourselves with this 
scenario, right? 

2121
02:07:33,360 --> 02:07:35,480
Listen all I'm saying. 
Is bomb boys going to stick 

2122
02:07:35,480 --> 02:07:36,240
boys? 
That's us. 

2123
02:07:36,280 --> 02:07:39,320
It's really nice. 
It's interesting. 

2124
02:07:39,320 --> 02:07:43,000
I'm I'm reading The Shadow of 
Self by Brandon Sampson, which I

2125
02:07:43,000 --> 02:07:46,800
kind of mentioned earlier, which
is like takes place in like the 

2126
02:07:46,800 --> 02:07:51,760
1920s in like a fantasy world. 
But in that book there's this 

2127
02:07:51,760 --> 02:07:56,200
whole, like the workers are 
being riled up and like the cops

2128
02:07:56,200 --> 02:07:58,640
are being, like riled up and 
there's just like the city's in 

2129
02:07:58,640 --> 02:08:00,920
chaos, essentially. 
So it's funny that I'm, I'm like

2130
02:08:00,920 --> 02:08:04,000
reading a book about like a very
similar setting. 

2131
02:08:04,160 --> 02:08:06,600
And we're also playing this, 
like the character that I played

2132
02:08:06,600 --> 02:08:10,400
today is 100% a rip off of a 
character in that book because I

2133
02:08:10,400 --> 02:08:13,160
was like, oh, this is perfect. 
I'm reading this right now. 

2134
02:08:14,800 --> 02:08:17,520
So I'm. 
I'm very much, I also knew 

2135
02:08:17,520 --> 02:08:20,000
Babylon. 
Sick name, Totally sick name. 

2136
02:08:22,040 --> 02:08:26,920
I tooted my own horn here, but I
I think that was a good bit of 

2137
02:08:26,920 --> 02:08:29,280
inspiration there when that when
that one came along. 

2138
02:08:29,280 --> 02:08:32,160
Yeah, that's a good one. 
That's a it feel. 

2139
02:08:32,160 --> 02:08:36,760
It feels like almost esoteric 
and like foreign while also 

2140
02:08:36,760 --> 02:08:40,680
like, yeah, it's a city, it's a 
1920s like post industrial 

2141
02:08:40,680 --> 02:08:44,000
revolution like city and you're 
like OK yeah, totally. 

2142
02:08:44,560 --> 02:08:47,840
But it also feels fancy enough 
that it could be like a a 

2143
02:08:47,840 --> 02:08:52,320
Metropolis or a Gotham, or like 
the the kind of sub, you know, 

2144
02:08:52,360 --> 02:08:54,960
the the adjacent New York kind 
of thing. 

2145
02:08:56,520 --> 02:08:59,520
Just like, what kind of world is
this to raise Huey in in this 

2146
02:08:59,520 --> 02:09:00,920
city? 
That's what I'm worried about. 

2147
02:09:01,240 --> 02:09:04,800
I fucking love. 
I'm so happy that if we were 

2148
02:09:04,800 --> 02:09:11,840
naming these episodes 100% 
someone said earlier 3 gangsters

2149
02:09:11,840 --> 02:09:14,640
and a baby or whatever, we 
definitely, because we 

2150
02:09:14,640 --> 02:09:17,600
definitely did the whole three 
men in a baby thing for sure 

2151
02:09:17,600 --> 02:09:23,240
like so all right so that's 
crime waves from John Davis. 

2152
02:09:23,240 --> 02:09:25,120
Definitely go snag all the rest 
of John's stuff. 

2153
02:09:25,120 --> 02:09:28,600
I mean we've we've talked about 
helm we've played Helm 1 before 

2154
02:09:28,600 --> 02:09:31,440
definitely want to go grab helm.
Definitely go to check out. 

2155
02:09:31,960 --> 02:09:35,680
I know I'm doing this for you 
John but if it sanctum on itch 

2156
02:09:35,680 --> 02:09:37,160
we'll drop the links and 
everything. 

2157
02:09:37,360 --> 02:09:40,320
But you got anything else 
cooking or any other things that

2158
02:09:40,320 --> 02:09:43,280
people can can look for? 
Or are we just waiting for more 

2159
02:09:43,280 --> 02:09:44,920
awesome stuff like this? 
Yeah. 

2160
02:09:44,920 --> 02:09:47,840
Everyone out there waiting for 
the next installment of the 

2161
02:09:47,840 --> 02:09:52,200
bastardized classics. 
We're starting up work on 

2162
02:09:52,440 --> 02:09:57,440
Expedition to the Barrier Peaks 
in February, and hopefully 

2163
02:09:57,480 --> 02:09:59,840
that'll be coming out in either 
the spring or the summer. 

2164
02:09:59,840 --> 02:10:01,640
So we're we're we're starting 
back. 

2165
02:10:01,640 --> 02:10:03,160
Work on that. 
Good. 

2166
02:10:03,320 --> 02:10:03,880
That's awesome. 
Good. 

2167
02:10:04,880 --> 02:10:06,680
Excited for that. 
All right. 

2168
02:10:06,760 --> 02:10:09,720
And then James James Crane. 
I mean we got we got to do this 

2169
02:10:09,720 --> 02:10:10,960
again James Crane of marching 
order. 

2170
02:10:10,960 --> 02:10:13,040
We've we've talked about 
marching R on the show. 

2171
02:10:14,080 --> 02:10:16,600
What do we got brewing from 
crumbling Keep. 

2172
02:10:18,160 --> 02:10:22,880
A lot. 
At the moment we have our Mark 

2173
02:10:22,880 --> 02:10:29,080
Board Pamphlet adventure on 
Kickstarter D/D/D/D, which is 

2174
02:10:29,080 --> 02:10:30,760
much more awkward to say than 
read. 

2175
02:10:32,840 --> 02:10:34,840
So yeah, that's up there for 
about another week yet. 

2176
02:10:34,840 --> 02:10:39,600
And then right after that we 
have a deck of OSR hire lanes 

2177
02:10:39,600 --> 02:10:41,040
we're going to put up there as 
well. 

2178
02:10:41,560 --> 02:10:43,920
So it's a yeah, it's going to be
a busy start of the year. 

2179
02:10:44,560 --> 02:10:45,800
Good. 
Cool. 

2180
02:10:47,440 --> 02:10:50,560
Yeah, super excited for all of 
that. 

2181
02:10:50,560 --> 02:10:53,840
You know and we're going to be 
at some point getting more 

2182
02:10:53,840 --> 02:10:56,960
marching order. 
Is that is that in the pipeline?

2183
02:10:57,600 --> 02:11:03,400
Yeah, if all goes well, like and
everything seems to be going 

2184
02:11:03,400 --> 02:11:05,800
well now I think we're actually 
gonna be able to finally launch 

2185
02:11:06,160 --> 02:11:11,560
the campaign for what is. 
We're arguing. 

2186
02:11:11,560 --> 02:11:13,320
We're not arguing. 
We're discussing on what to call

2187
02:11:13,320 --> 02:11:17,160
it, if it's second edition or 
something different. 

2188
02:11:17,160 --> 02:11:21,280
But in April if. 
You if you call it firsty and 

2189
02:11:21,280 --> 02:11:23,160
make the first one zero, I will 
fight you. 

2190
02:11:23,200 --> 02:11:24,880
Physically, I will come find 
you. 

2191
02:11:25,560 --> 02:11:28,440
I'll admit I never thought of it
until you said that, and I never

2192
02:11:28,440 --> 02:11:30,960
wanted to until you just said 
that and now just. 

2193
02:11:31,160 --> 02:11:35,520
Please do it. 
Actually, this was marching 

2194
02:11:35,520 --> 02:11:37,960
order basic. 
The next one I'm going to 

2195
02:11:37,960 --> 02:11:39,840
release is going to be Marching 
Order Basic. 

2196
02:11:40,960 --> 02:11:42,200
Good. 
Yeah, good. 

2197
02:11:44,320 --> 02:11:47,640
All right, and that is that is 
our guest here again. 

2198
02:11:48,120 --> 02:11:51,920
Definitely come back for more 
adventures with Johnny 6 

2199
02:11:51,920 --> 02:11:57,600
Fingers, Enzo 2 tricks. 
Benny, Chips and the boss catch 

2200
02:11:57,600 --> 02:11:59,880
all of our stuff on the links 
that we have said a million 

2201
02:11:59,880 --> 02:12:01,720
times. 
You all have a wonderful day. 

2202
02:12:01,800 --> 02:12:03,800
We will see you all later. 
Bye. 

2203
02:12:04,280 --> 02:12:04,760
Bye.
