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Hello and welcome to the Weekly 
Scroll Podcast. 

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My name is Ryan. 
And I'm the vampire Lestat. 

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Bro I love it. 
Rice, you know. 

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Shout out Anne Rice. 
I actually this, this is an Anne

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Rice fucking tattoo right here. 
Oh, cool. 

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Unsurprisingly, Yeah. 
Nice. 

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Yeah. 
I love the vampire novels that 

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link back to aliens in the end. 
I think that's really great, so.

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When did it go to aliens? 
So I I'm a fake fan because I 

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stopped after the 4th book 
because the 4th book sucked and 

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I need to go back to it. 
I didn't even make it that far 

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so. 
Where? 

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Where the fuck the aliens then? 
Towards the end the like very 

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glassed book I believe. 
Of like the 10 that she did for.

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The whole thing, yeah, it goes 
back and it turns out that like,

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the vampires are like, spoiler, 
spoiler for like. 

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A 24 people, yeah. 
If you have not, honestly, fuck 

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you. 
If you're If you're pissed about

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the spoiler, fuck you. 
I I was kidding the. 

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Vampires are like possessed by 
alien spirits that died on Earth

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or something. 
Something about Oh. 

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So the ghosts are aliens because
you find out the origin. 

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I'm going to I need to put my 
notes here again and this is 

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what Stop yelling. 
This is a note I've had for 200 

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plus episodes. 
Hasn't helped, but I'm going to 

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try. 
So in Queen of the Damned, which

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is my favorite of the first four
books, you get the origin of the

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vampires and it's literally like
basically Egyptian times. 

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And again, spoiler alert, what 
basically happens is the King 

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and Queen go in at this haunted 
place and their servants fucking

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stab them to death and the 
spirits go in. 

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Through their stab. 
Wounds and they basically become

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vampires, which is dope and they
have a protector in that book 

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who ends up being like the third
oldest vampire and actually 

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named my my last dog that was 
actually mine. 

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I named after that Cayman, much 
like the vampire or the the the 

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alligator alligator creature. 
Different spelling. 

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Different spelling in the book 
though, but that's the same 

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pronunciation. 
But I named my dog after that. 

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I loved that book. 
I thought it was incredible. 

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I say yeah, no fucking shit. 
What do you think the giant at 

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the top of The thing is Horus. 
It remind me not to say it. 

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The problem is when I get 
excited, my ADHD brain goes way 

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too fast and I almond like I 
have too many fucking filler 

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words. 
It makes me sound like an idiot 

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and I hate it but. 
That's not what. 

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It doesn't. 
You know who doesn't use filler 

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words, and I think they sound 
incredible, is Josh Domansky. 

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Yeah, I've said that to him 
before in DMS. 

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I'm like, I love the way you 
talk, bro. 

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Like, you sound intelligent. 
And part of it is because you 

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don't say like. 
And he has that deep, you know? 

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Yeah, beautiful. 
Yeah, he's a very listening to 

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and talk. 
Very enjoyable so. 

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Yeah, it's great. 
I've got to get it back in the 

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show some run some more games. 
But today, today we're doing a 

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review, first of its kind for 
us. 

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We're going to be reviewing 1000
year old Vampire from Tim 

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Hutchings, a solo role-playing 
game of lost memory and 

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Vampires. 
Book slaps. 

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When was the last time we both 
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I don't know, but a few episodes
we've, we've done several that I

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haven't had. 
So we, yeah, I don't know a 

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while actually. 
How fucking lush is that book? 

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I do with that honestly. 
The book is astonishing to look 

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at, like it really is. 
It's so beautiful and but the 

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beauty continues on the 
interior. 

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I love the first little spread 
that has the title like it's 

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like it's written. 
Bro, let's look at let's look at

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your color versus my color. 
We could work on your color 

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correction for next episode. 
I know your. 

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Color is not, you know, messed 
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And I'm actually right. 
So because my eyes work, but so 

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we I do want to show the spread 
because it's gorgeous and I did 

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delete it out of the PDF because
it's a different size than the 

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rest of the PDF and it was 
fucking up the way I put it on 

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the screen. 
So really beautiful in pages 

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that has gorgeous cursive to 
1000 year old vampire but. 

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Listening to this instead of 
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imagine. 
Hey listen, we already said if 

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you watch us on Spotify, I have 
to check Apple still I put the 

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videos up. 
Oh, you're. 

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Welcome. 
You can watch on Spotify. 

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That still blows my mind. 
Like right now I'm just like, 

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you can watch it on Spotify. 
You know, we've already had this

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conversation. 
Which is interesting because our

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numbers on Spotify have 
increased since I started 

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putting videos so. 
Yeah, cool. 

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We might be one of the few 
people using that functionality.

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No, a lot of people fucking put 
their radios on Spotify. 

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It's crazy. 
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realistically, it's, it started 
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for me, but it has now become 
almost a little bit less work 

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for me because actually, and 
it's a little bit better for the

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YouTube as well too, because it 
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straight onto YouTube. 
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Premiere Pro, I can do what I 
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clip. 
And then I just export that clip

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of the audio fixed for YouTube. 
So now the YouTube clips 

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actually have better audio 
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And then all I do is throw on 
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and end for the for Spotify. 
And that's it. 

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It's actually pretty quick works
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Nice. 
So person who I don't want to 

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say harassed person who 
suggested a couple of times to 

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to add it to Spotify. 
It worked out in the end. 

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Thank you. 
Good suggestion. 

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Yeah, So what? 
So what have you been up to, 

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buddy? 
Let's see, I haven't been 

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gaming. 
I actually started to write a so

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I I'm prepping to play 
mothership. 

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I've I'm prepped, I'm ready to 
play mothership. 

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We had to push our session back,
but I've been playing a lot of 

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mech video games and I read Mech
Mech 28 by. 

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Whoever. 
Yeah, great. 

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Super simple and I love it and 
it works really well, but I 

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really wanted a like a layer of 
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And so I started working on my 
own Mech 28 hack that borrow 

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some inspiration from like 
Armored Core, because I played 

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through all of Armored Core 6 
last month and it was amazing. 

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I highly recommend it if you're 
a a game, if you're listening to

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this, you're a mech gamer. 
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great. 
I do think it's funny. 

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It's very from soft. 
To get the full story, you have 

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to play through it three times, 
which I absolutely did. 

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And and I was felt great doing 
it because it opened up more 

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options. 
It wasn't like doing the same 

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missions over and over again, 
but I've been working on that 

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lightly. 
So that's what I've been kind of

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up to because I want to run like
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So I'm trying to use the 
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fold those things together so. 
Have you checked out Flames of 

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Orion? 
I think that's on my list to 

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check out. 
I haven't read that one yet. 

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So I read the mecha hack and I 
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all, it's just the. 
Fucking black hack, but it's. 

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Just the black hack, so. 
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talking on the idea of having a 
mech episode where we bring some

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people on and talk about mecha 
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because my my primary mech 
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and cart is and stuff like that.
I haven't done a lot of I never 

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played Titanfall or anything 
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And I know you're a huge gamer 
and stuff and actually met the 

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creator of Mech 28 before for 
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Cool. 
It's super solid. 

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I really like it a lot so. 
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So I could, I maybe could 
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see if they want to hop on and 
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bit too that. 
'D be really cool because maybe,

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just maybe, Ryan in Tabletop 
Simulator, I already built us a 

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Mech 28 map and I already pulled
mech figurines for that map and 

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I sized them. 
Correctly. 

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And I already have it set up. 
I was going to suggest maybe we 

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play it. 
I I also might have got the 

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flames of Orion STL's and prints
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Yeah, and we can get, we can get
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down. 
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Acropolis first, but how about 
Mech 28? 

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Yeah, Necropolis first after. 
Oh yeah, I want to. 

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I want to show you a little 
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Entertain the peoples for for a 
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Just start juggling and shit and
you know I can't juggle. 

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By the way, I can barely see how
the one I very well. 

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So you know how much would be 
entertaining. 

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You can listen to my sultry 
voice. 

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Yeah, but I mean, so kind of 
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My experience with MEX is is I 
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obviously, but I actually played
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PlayStation two and the 
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ones. 
Armored Core 5 is bad. 4 was 

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pretty solid, 5 was bad. 
I have no experience in battle 

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tech. 
Like I've seen it around, you 

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know, it's very much like a tank
mix, you know? 

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Bro Battle Tech is making an 
insane run. 

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They were all over fucking Gen. 
Con. 

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But how about how about first of
all this by the way, for those I

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can't see it sucks for you. 
That is the side of the box 

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drawn on by the one and only 
Peter Viggers, creator of 

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Necropolis 28. 
Oh here's some stickers. 

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Wonder where I got these from. 
Could it be a box that Peter 

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Viggers fame of the show will 
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That scent of Necropolis 28 
miniatures? 

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Yeah, maybe. 
Maybe he sent us a giant box of 

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28 miniatures. 
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And you know what's really cool 
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If you look in our discord, they
posted a diorama board with a 

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bunch of miniatures on them. 
That's these miniatures. 

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And you know what's cool about 
this specific bag of like 6 

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miniatures? 
What? 

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He doubled it up so I can send 
one to a friend. 

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It's no way sick. 
Yeah, and I mean, so I'm just 

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going to find somebody to send 
it to. 

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I don't know who yet, you know. 
Yeah, well, good luck finding 

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somebody Speaking of speaking 
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at the that front of this 
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Oh, you got the box in? 
Yeah. 

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I got my box in I will say. 
Timer literally for like a Dick 

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around amount of time at the 
digging show. 

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I will say that the last four 
box for the manager is very 

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cool. 
Easily the most flimsy box I've 

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ever held in my life though. 
It's pretty, It's pretty, it's 

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pretty. 
I handed it. 

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I handed it to my fiance and she
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about to fall apart right now. 
I'm like, I know. 

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Yeah. 
And what's interesting about it 

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too, is realistically it's 
basically just 4 armies from 

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World War One and like 1 sprew 
of weird shit, which is fine. 

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That's fine. 
I'm going to kit bash most of 

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mine anyway. 
But but yeah, bat bat stack of 

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of minis. 
Thank you so much, Peter 

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Biggers. 
We're definitely going to be 

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paying these on the show. 
We're definitely going to be 

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talking to Peter. 
And the show question mark, 

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question mark question. 
Mark again, won't, won't, won't.

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I don't believe anyone listens 
to the show. 

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What's up? 
I read in the crop it's really 

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cool. 
So it's sick. 

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Yeah, I'm. 
I don't believe, I don't believe

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we have any fans at all. 
I think everyone that talks to 

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us is lying and I will forever 
believe and believe that. 

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I don't even think I listen to 
the show but it's cool when 

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people say they do, especially 
people as cool as Peter fucking 

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Biggers, which is insane. 
So after we finally finish 

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Malagas we will be doing our not
weekly war games of Necropolis 

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28 on the show. 
Very excited art from Martin 

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McCoy. 
Peter already knows. 

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He's like, listen, don't give me
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constant hyperlinks. 
I promise it will be there. 

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I was like, you do listen to the
show. 

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That's crazy. 
But that's. 

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Cool. 
Yeah, So. 

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So what have you been up to, 
Ryan? 

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Oh, I'm so glad you asked. 
I. 

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Thought I asked Ryan what the 
fuck have you? 

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Been up to I went to 
motherfucking Gen. car. 

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You did, I did. 
It was cool. 

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I probably won't do it again. 
Oh. 

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Yeah, that cool? 
It was. 

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It was too, it was just, it was 
really cool. 

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It was just too big. 
It was way too big. 

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I did nothing. 
I went to the exhibitor hall in 

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that state, which is about 10% 
of the space. 

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I, I, everyone kept telling me 
it was big. 

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I did not realize that it's 
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Convention Center, plus the 
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Stadium, which is right next 
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with expansions planned for like
next year when they open a new 

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hotel. 
It's too fucking big. 

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But I will say Indianapolis, 
gorgeous, Cleanest, big cleanest

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city I've ever been in. 
Philadelphia, LA. 

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All these places smell like piss
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Indianapolis. 
I did not see one piece of 

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fucking litter. 
I did not smell piss anywhere. 

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The architecture is gorgeous. 
Indianapolis, good fucking job. 

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Gorgeous city. 
Apparently they have teams of 

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people that go around every day 
cleaning up the city. 

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I'm like reasonable where 
everyone should create jobs. 

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And keep your use of tax 
dollars. 

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Honestly, I, I, I really mean 
that also. 

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Hey, just a quick question. 
Did you do that thing we do when

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we start the episode where we 
play 3 minutes of ads nonstop so

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we don't get ads the entire? 
Episode no so so at some point 

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someone will it's not the entire
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hour. 
We just get to choose when we do

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it. 
So no. 

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And for those we, we, we, we 
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massive affiliates. 
Yeah, so profitable like the 

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$2.00 every six months we get. 
But but what he means is if we 

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run the ads at the beginning 
while we're pre streaming, which

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I my dumbass didn't do, it won't
do any pre roll ads for an hour.

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So people that pop in don't get 
them. 

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So sorry pre rolls sucks for you
but Gen. 

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Con was cool as fuck though. 
What was weird is PAX was great 

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because PAX felt like ATTRPG 
convention that also had other 

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shit you know what I mean? 
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convention focusing on like 
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happened to have teach RPG 
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It was weird for people to walk 
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these novels or what, you know? 
So it really was a Oh yeah, it 

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was definitely a very different 
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I, I personally preferred packs 
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I think it was smaller, which is
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did, we did packs. 
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new TTRPGS wanted to know about 
TTRPGS. 

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Like most from New World Champ. 
I want to swing it by. 

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It was really cool. 
We were busy talking to people 

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all day, which is really fucking
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But I will say the funnest time 
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every night. 
I was out to like 2:00 in the 

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morning drinking, hanging out 
with people, like bouncing 

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around like bars and hotel 
lobbies and stuff, playing 

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games. 
Played a little bit with Richard

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when I was drinking with Richard
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Met some new people, the people 
over at Hinterlite, if they 

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remember my name, going to have 
them on the show and and a bunch

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of other people Met some people 
that have previously been on the

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show. 
My inbox our our inbox is now 

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full of people saying, hey, 
let's, let's talk on the show. 

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So we have a lot to schedule 
coming up. 

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So if you have emailed me 
specific person to chat, I saw 

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it. 
I'll get back to you, I promise.

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But but we'll get there. 
I I went to the innies. 

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Yeah. 
Yeah, it was even Dumber in 

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person than it was in real life.
I. 

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Find the hard way that could be 
even Dumber. 

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Yeah, no, you'd be surprised, 
but but it it it was. 

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And I think some of the product 
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year, kind of once again proves 
my point that the entire thing 

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is a fucking joke. 
Congratulations Space Penguin, 

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though. 
Fucking silver Amy for the mall 

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remastered. 
Yeah, yeah, I'm not. 

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That's good. 
Yeah. 

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Woo. 
Jerk got a fucking. 

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It's like his second year as 
Space Penguin when you got an 

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innie. 
So that's really fantastic. 

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This is very much one of those. 
If your friend wins, that's 

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really cool. 
And if they don't, it super 

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sucks or they suck. 
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But very, very proud of Jerk 
Space Penguin. 

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Again, a monthly guest here on 
the show. 

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Very proud of them and the work 
that they're doing. 

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Also know that my Luminal Horror
Deluxe pledge manager just 

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dropped. 
You looked up Product of the 

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Year for 25? 
I did look up product of the 

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year. 
Yeah, anyway, so I think that's 

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all I've been up to Jim Combo's 
fun. 

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It was a great fucking time. 
I I worked the booth. 

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The Soul Muppet, Zach and mall 
were great. 

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Definitely got a mall here on 
the show soon. 

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And I think that's about it. 
I think that's all I've been 

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doing. 
I mean, you know, then came back

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and worked way too much, but 
that's it. 

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So 1000 year old vampire, you 
want to hop into that? 

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Yeah, told me. 
Let's do it. 

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All right, so 1000 year old 
Vampire once again is a solo 

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role-playing game of lost Memory
and Vampires. 

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It's our first, I think it's our
first solo role-playing game, 

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not the one we've ever talked 
about on the show because we 

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have had some people on talking 
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like Pilgrimage of the Sun Guard
and stuff. 

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But first one we're going to 
review so we'll figure it out as

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we go. 
But in 1000, Year Old Vampire, 

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you chronicle the many centuries
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beginning with the loss of 
mortality and ending with 

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inevitable destruction. 
Prompt driven play and simple 

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resource tracking provide easy 
rules for exploring your 

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character's human failings, 
villainous acts, and surprising 

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victories. 
Expect gut turning decisions and

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irreconcilable acts. 1000 Year 
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completed in 2019 and 
distributed sometime around July

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of 2020, and won a number of 
awards that year. 

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At the 2020 Innies, for what 
it's worth, it won gold for Best

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Rules and Best Production Values
and won silver for Product of 

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the Year, and also won the 
Tabletop Design award at the 

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2020 Indicate Awards, which I 
hadn't heard of then. 

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Googled and they're really cool 
so I definitely check those out 

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more often. 
In addition to the core book, 

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there is the companion book 
which I didn't know was still 

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available. 
I did buy. 

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Wish it was here, wouldn't spoil
it for you. 

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Anyway, I'll tell you about it 
later. 

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And in 2024 a sequel. 
So you've met 1000 year old 

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Vampire was funded on backer kit
with 4108 backers for $284,129 

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on a $45,000 goal. 
And I think I read recently that

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it should be coming out sometime
this year. 

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I know I've seen some some of 
the e-mail list stuff from Tim 

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Hutchings doing kind of a gold 
foiling like this, but there's 

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like blood coming down in the 
foiling that looks super fire. 

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So I did not know that was on 
backer kit at the time. 

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I did not back it, but I'm going
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think. 
I think those are still open. 

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So that is the story. 
That is all the info that is 

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info part of the show for 1000 
year old vampire. 

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So let's get into it. 
Let's look at it. 

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It's beautiful the the just. 
I would say the worst part of 

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the entire book is the scan they
used for the PDF because it is a

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digitized, non shiny, non 
anything version of the book 

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that does no justice whatsoever 
to how gorgeous the book is 

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physically in your hands. 
But I definitely did notice that

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opening PDF and I was like, I'm 
just going to do this with the 

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book in my bed, in my journal. 
Yeah, what the fuck. 

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But after that, though, and 
including the cover itself, the 

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book is beautiful. 
I mean, let's get into that with

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with when we when we get into 
the the metrics and stuff. 

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So let's just talk about the 
game. 

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What is 1000 year old vampire? 
Right. 

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So the gist of the game of what 
1000 year old vampire is let's 

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get to a cool page that we can. 
This is a cool looking page. 

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So the game mechanics for 1000 
Old Vampire are pretty simple 

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and I have not done a lot of 
solo journaling games because I 

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don't really like solo 
journaling games so I can't tell

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you if they're all this simple, 
but it's pretty easy. 

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So the gist of the game is that 
you make a character, then roll 

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dice to semi or randomly work 
your way through a book of 

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prompts. 
This book, which is mostly 

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prompts which let you explore 
your vampires wants and needs, 

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resolve problems and chart the 
decline into senescence play can

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happen entirely within the 
character sheet or can become a 

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journaling activity. 
And I kind of split it a little 

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bit. 
Like I, I mean, I could pull up 

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mine, but I literally copy 
pasted the prompt in and then 

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answer the question a little bit
and then put my experience in 

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the top. 
So it wasn't full journaling, 

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but it was a little bit more 
than just like not doing 

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anything. 
But so I can actually go through

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mine and see prompt prompt, 
prompt prompt prompt and like 

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what I did for it. 
I did not write the prompts 

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down. 
I do kind of regret that because

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I can't go back and look. 
I mean, I guess I can. 

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I can figure out. 
I vaguely remember all of them. 

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I just wrote down my answers to 
them just to have it in my 

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brain, you know? 
Yeah, yeah. 

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No, it was because I was using. 
I was at work for a lot of it, 

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so near my downtime. 
We'll get into the usability, 

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but the text file version was so
great because my Internet at 

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work fucking blows. 
So I would just copy, drop it in

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to my dock and then have my dock
on the PC because I'm not going 

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to only go on Dropbox and work 
PC. 

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And then that way I could work 
my way through the dock and it 

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made it really good. 
So mechanically, mechanically, 

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what does what I just say 
actually look like? 

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So to play the game, you need 
the book or the text file or the

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PDF or whatever, something to 
write on, something to write 

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with. 
And AD 6 and AD 10, that's it. 

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You need 2 dice. 
You'll make your character which

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hunter will go over more, but 
how that works real quick is you

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get 5 traits. 
Basically there's five aspects 

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to the game that you use. 
You get memories, skills, 

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resources, characters, and 
marks. 

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Memories are the core of the 
game. 

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You can only have 5 memories at 
a time which have 3 experiences 

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in each one. 
Capital M, capital E Almost 

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every time you roll for a 
prompt, you'll need to add an 

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experience into a memory. 
If you don't have space, you 

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need to erase an entire memory 
and all the corresponding 

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experiences. 
And that's basically the crux of

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the game. 
And that the agony over deciding

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which memory you're going to 
lose in order to gain these new 

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experiences because you can't 
not gain the new experience. 

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And like I said, that's 
basically that's the core of the

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game. 
This is loss of memory. 

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Skills are skills. 
That's what the fuck you think 

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of. 
Skill is the role-playing game, 

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right? 
There are things you can do and 

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learn. 
You will check them if you use 

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them, and you'll cross them out 
if you lose them. 

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One of the other important parts
is resources. 

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There are things that you have, 
whether it's big or small. 

451
00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:02,720
Could be an entire Roman legion,
could be a a a ring, you know, 

452
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:04,520
it doesn't matter. 
It is a resource. 

453
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:09,480
One of the ways to lose the game
is to lose all of your resources

454
00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:13,520
and skills. 
Characters are based on the NPCS

455
00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:17,360
of the game and they can be 
either mortals or immortals, as 

456
00:23:17,360 --> 00:23:20,000
in other vampires. 
And then there are marks, which 

457
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:23,160
are physical marks on your body 
or something around you that is 

458
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:25,880
difficult to hide. 
That makes it more more 

459
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:29,440
difficult to be in normal 
society, right? 

460
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:31,120
It could be a massive scar. 
Could be. 

461
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:33,480
I think one of the examples in 
there was wings that they cut 

462
00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:35,680
off and had like the stubs still
sticking on them. 

463
00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:39,640
And that's kind of it. 
That's the core of like the the 

464
00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:41,000
things you have to play the game
with. 

465
00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:46,040
Once you have your character, 
you roll AD 6 and AD 10 and you 

466
00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:50,040
subtract the D6 from the D10. 
If it's a positive number, you 

467
00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:52,960
go forward that many prompts in 
the base game there's like 80 

468
00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:56,920
ish. 
And then if it's negative, as in

469
00:23:56,920 --> 00:24:01,120
say you roll A6 on the D6 and A1
on the D10, you go backwards on 

470
00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:06,080
the prompts. 
And if it's the same number, 

471
00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:08,440
like 3-3, you just do the same 
prompt again. 

472
00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:11,360
And every prompt, and I think in
the core part of the book, has 

473
00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:14,240
three options. 
So you can do AB or C and if you

474
00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:16,680
somehow use all three and you 
hit the same number again, you 

475
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:18,440
just go up or down one 
basically. 

476
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:22,120
Or you can use the alternative 
prompts that it has a ton of in 

477
00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:23,840
the book. 
Yeah, which I mean, we'll 

478
00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:25,560
definitely talk about those 
because I think we both have an 

479
00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:27,800
opinion on those. 
And that's pretty much it. 

480
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:29,800
That's the game. 
Eventually you die or in some 

481
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:32,440
way shape or form, injure, 
existence, trapped or whatever. 

482
00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:33,960
But basically most of the time 
you just fucking die. 

483
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:38,840
I landed right on the very first
death one and didn't had read 

484
00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:41,320
forward enough to realize that 
like because in my head I was 

485
00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:43,240
like how far am I going to go? 
What if I get to the end and I 

486
00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:45,520
haven't died yet? 
No, like the last 10 problems 

487
00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:50,000
are all you find the last. 9 the
9th the 9th 1's the best you 

488
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,120
ascend to like a higher level of
being. 

489
00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:56,400
Do you remember the first one? 
Which one is that? 

490
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:59,320
How did you die? 
Oh, I, I got trapped out in the 

491
00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:02,600
sun and I died, which felt so 
anticlimactic a little bit to me

492
00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:05,240
because I had made like some 
really hard decisions right 

493
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:09,360
before and I, I was literally at
work and I was just doing it on 

494
00:25:09,360 --> 00:25:11,120
my phone and I was like, this is
getting annoying. 

495
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:15,400
Let me log into my Gmail so I 
can log into doc so I can do all

496
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:17,800
of that. 
I pulled it all up, did a whole 

497
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:20,040
thing, got situated, took me 
like 5 minutes to do all that, 

498
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:23,200
checked on my patients and shit,
came back, pulled it up, rolled 

499
00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:26,080
my fucking dice, rolled for a 
new dice roller because my dice 

500
00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:30,000
roller was pissing me off, 
rolled it once, boom I died. 

501
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:33,080
I was like you son of a bit. 
Like I did all of that just to 

502
00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:35,160
die immediately, but literally 
it was like you got trapped out 

503
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:37,840
in the sun. 
How your dad game's over. 

504
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:41,600
I got in crazy for all eternity.
I was sick. 

505
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,920
Yeah, yeah. 
What do you think about For the 

506
00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:45,880
first thousand years, I'm like, 
fuck, dude. 

507
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:47,560
That's. 
Such a good one. 

508
00:25:50,120 --> 00:25:52,160
I don't know. 
I like, sorry, we're still in 

509
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:53,640
your section, so finish your 
point, no? 

510
00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:55,360
No, that was about it. 
That's basically that's how the 

511
00:25:55,360 --> 00:25:57,400
game goes, and then you just go 
from prompt to prompt to prompt 

512
00:25:57,400 --> 00:26:00,320
telling the story the game does.
It was hard for me. 

513
00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:05,240
I think if I play again it would
be much easier, but the whole 

514
00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:09,080
concept of basically let the 
game take control. 

515
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:11,440
If you get a prompt that doesn't
really fit, it doesn't matter. 

516
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:14,400
Maybe it's years later. 
Really fucked with my brain a 

517
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:16,720
little bit for a while. 
Yeah. 

518
00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:18,280
And I'm not going to lie, like 
there were times where I was 

519
00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:19,480
like, I fucking don't want to do
this prompt. 

520
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:20,520
Like I want to do a different 
one. 

521
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:23,280
But I was like, let's just run 
through it. 

522
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:28,280
And I was actually talking to 
Will Will Rd. 

523
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:31,360
Forbidden Tomwell about about 
this. 

524
00:26:31,360 --> 00:26:35,360
And they said that they ran it 
mixed with like 10 candles. 

525
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:38,840
And every time they got a prompt
that they didn't want, that 

526
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:42,000
didn't feel like it fit their 
character, they could roll 

527
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,640
again, but they had to blow out 
a candle. 

528
00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:45,440
And that was a third way that 
you could fucking die. 

529
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:48,160
And I was like, that's so. 
Cool, love that. 

530
00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:50,920
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 
yeah. 

531
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:53,480
That is, that is the rules 
breakdown. 

532
00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:55,840
You have the character 
generation breakdown or whatever

533
00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:58,280
you were going to say. 
I was going to say I, I I don't 

534
00:26:58,280 --> 00:27:00,680
remember what I was going to 
say. 

535
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:03,800
So, yeah, very cool. 
Yeah. 

536
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:06,880
So character generation. 
Very simple. 

537
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:11,360
Yeah, to to I gotta stop saying 
them too, huh? 

538
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:14,440
Yeah, to to make your vampire 
you imagine someone from the 

539
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:18,080
distant past. 
I did a hermetic scientist from 

540
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:23,720
Bronze Age Mesopotamia because 
special interest there. 

541
00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:25,480
You go. 
I did. 

542
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:35,040
I did the cousin of the last of 
the mayor of Indians, which was 

543
00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:38,760
the family in France before 
France really became like the 

544
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:42,560
Kingdom of Franks or whatever, 
before, about 100 years before 

545
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:45,480
Charlemagne rose to power. 
Yeah. 

546
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:49,120
Charlemagne, the God you know. 
Yeah, yeah. 

547
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:52,240
You know what's crazy is 
Charlemagne just means like 

548
00:27:52,360 --> 00:27:56,080
Charles the the king or 
something like, but I mean 

549
00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:58,320
Charlemagne, you know the. 
Name slaps. 

550
00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:00,760
Yeah. 
So to make your vampire you 

551
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:02,760
imagine something from the 
distant past. 

552
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:06,440
This is your first memory and 
experience. 

553
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:08,960
It really defines like what you 
start with as your character. 

554
00:28:09,360 --> 00:28:13,120
Then you create 3 mortals and 
your relationships to them. 

555
00:28:14,120 --> 00:28:17,880
Then you give your vampire three
skills based on the skills they 

556
00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:21,280
would have obtained in that life
and three resources they'd also 

557
00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:25,360
have from living that life. 
You create three more 

558
00:28:25,360 --> 00:28:32,200
experiences with three more 
three more memories by combining

559
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:35,400
your mortals resources and 
skills. 

560
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:41,960
Last Lee create the immortal 
that created you, which I 

561
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:44,480
actually didn't do. 
I I subverted this one with mine

562
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:48,240
as well as a mark and the 
experience that made you a 

563
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:50,200
vampire. 
I play the hermetic scientist, 

564
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:53,000
which is like a a part of its 
classic alchemy. 

565
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:55,640
So I was just like, yeah, I've 
alchemy. 

566
00:28:55,680 --> 00:29:00,160
You know, that's I I took an 
alchemic like for me like a 

567
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:03,720
potion that turned me into this 
like a mortal vampire esque 

568
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:05,880
being. 
I had fun with this one. 

569
00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:07,200
I actually really, I really 
enjoyed it. 

570
00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:09,440
You played it, you played it 
multiple times, right? 

571
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:10,720
Yes, I have played this multiple
times. 

572
00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:12,320
It's been a couple of years 
since I played the last, but I 

573
00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:15,600
got this years ago. 
And then at the end, your 

574
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:19,360
vampire should have three 
skills, three resources, a mark,

575
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:22,640
which was like, it's how it, you
know, look, it slipped off 

576
00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:24,120
wings, I think was the example 
that you gave. 

577
00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:28,880
It's in the book 3 Mortals that 
it has relationship with one 

578
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:34,840
immortal and one experience in 
each of your five memories now. 

579
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:40,240
I will say I I struggled so hard
as my vampire creation because 

580
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:43,480
like you know me like I, I 
struggle so hard with just 

581
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:45,800
coming up with the name of a 
character, coming up with an 

582
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:48,720
entire character's history and 
like all the people around them 

583
00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:50,720
took me like 5 hours. 
I'm not even kidding. 

584
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:53,760
Like you know how deep I know 
the origin of like the Kingdom 

585
00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:58,000
of France and Charlemagne now. 
Like I went hard and I even all 

586
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:02,160
of my NPC's are all named for 
like the French like French 

587
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:04,960
characters at that time or or 
characters from like the mayor 

588
00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:09,560
of Indian or like what was their
family like the Carla Vinjian 

589
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,840
lineage or something like before
like Charles Martens and fucking

590
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:15,640
Charlemagne and shit. 
Pretty cool it. 

591
00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:18,160
Was yeah, it was cool. 
I mean, I know a lot more about 

592
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:21,000
the origin of the Kingdom of 
France and shit, which is neat, 

593
00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:25,880
but but yeah, going down Wiki 
rabbit holes like me, Castle 

594
00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:28,840
just said in chat, it literally 
says in the book to like use 

595
00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:31,360
this as an opportunity to learn 
about history and, and I did. 

596
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:33,680
It's cool. 
Yeah. 

597
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:37,640
My basically my character was, 
was that guy. 

598
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:42,160
He was like a basically like a 
minor aristocrat and I got 

599
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:49,840
turned but but I had my three, 
my three people were the guy who

600
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:52,880
was basically the last night of 
engine who said he was a distant

601
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:55,680
and distant uncle. 
He didn't like talking about 

602
00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:57,600
like the night of engines shit. 
They were basically overthrown. 

603
00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:01,400
And then I had a friend who was 
like a libertine who was like my

604
00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:03,280
friend of me. 
We were like Bros that went out 

605
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:05,960
like drinking and shit together.
But he was like trying to like 

606
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:08,520
get with a girl that I loved and
then the girl that I loved. 

607
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:13,280
And then when I got turned, it 
was like a beastly creature. 

608
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:16,360
And I was supposed to meet this 
girl at like midnight in the 

609
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:17,920
woods or whatever. 
And when I got there, this 

610
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:21,840
creature was like standing over 
her and I like, you know, 

611
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:24,480
attacked whatever. 
She ran off. 

612
00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:26,040
I got turned into a fucking 
vampire. 

613
00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:28,480
But my mark, which was really 
difficult for me. 

614
00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:31,880
I don't know what you chose for 
yours was that my teeth were 

615
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:35,760
like beastial, like sharp, 
pointy, and anytime I would file

616
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:38,440
them down by the next morning 
they would all come back. 

617
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:41,280
So it was like difficult for me 
to be in society because my 

618
00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:44,840
teeth were basically like beast 
teeth that I couldn't get rid of

619
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:46,680
it anyway. 
So I took to wearing masks when 

620
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:48,520
I could or like staying in the 
shadows and shit. 

621
00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:52,080
I did haunting yellow eyes 
because I just thought like 

622
00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:55,120
drink a potion like a golden ass
hydration. 

623
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:58,720
Yeah, and like just. 
It's called jaundice now, yeah. 

624
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:01,240
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
So the jaundice apparently is 

625
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:02,320
was the mark. 
I did. 

626
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:03,280
Yeah. 
I was just like, you know, I 

627
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:07,120
went with AI, went with the very
classic beautiful vampire. 

628
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:11,520
I was really, I did not achieve 
this, but in my mind I was 

629
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:15,240
really holding that. 
What's that Tilda Swinton movie,

630
00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:19,320
The Last Lovers Left Alive or 
something like that you wanna 

631
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:21,280
talk about? 
No, you've never seen a movie. 

632
00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:25,000
It's Only Lovers Left Alive, 
which is a vampire movie with 

633
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,360
Tom Hiddleston and Tilda Swinton
and it's. 

634
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:30,360
Wait, whoa, whoa. 
There's a vampire movie with Tom

635
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:33,520
Hiddleston and Tilda Swinton. 
Yes, absolutely. 

636
00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:35,200
It's really good too. 
I really enjoyed that movie. 

637
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:37,000
I saw. 
It's very sad, sad vampire 

638
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,080
movie. 
Sad how? 

639
00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:42,960
Have I not seen a sad vampire? 
Movie very much like a I think 

640
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:44,200
it was more of like an indie 
flick. 

641
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:47,280
A depressed musician reunites 
with his lover. 

642
00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:49,480
However, their romance, which 
has already endured several 

643
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:52,240
centuries, is disrupted by the 
by the arrival of her 

644
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:55,520
uncontrollable younger sister. 
Who plays the younger sister. 

645
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,200
I don't remember. 
This is good. 

646
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:05,800
This is good content, Mia 
Wasakowska. 

647
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:09,840
I have no idea who this person 
is. 

648
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:12,760
Yeah, that person. 
Oh, I've seen her. 

649
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:15,000
Interesting. 
She's Alice and Alice in 

650
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,320
Wonderland. 
The newer ones. 

651
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:19,200
The interesting. 
Well, I know what I'm going to 

652
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:21,240
try to watch. 
Yeah, it's a solid movie. 

653
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:22,040
It's very. 
Depressing. 

654
00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:24,160
Whoa whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, 
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. 

655
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:28,960
Is it a refin movie? 
That's what me Castle just said.

656
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:34,960
That makes it doubly bad because
Refin is like one of my favorite

657
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:43,360
fucking directors ever. 
No Jim Jarmusch something. 

658
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:46,960
Oh yeah, Jim Jarmusch, It's not 
refin. 

659
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:49,360
You teased me. 
You teased me. 

660
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:51,760
Me, Castle. 
I love. 

661
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:55,480
I love Good refin movie. 
I'm such a pretend I. 

662
00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:56,800
Was going for SAD, I was going 
to. 

663
00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:59,560
I was trying to go for SAD 
vampire and I really actually 

664
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:01,720
just ended up with weird cult 
vampire. 

665
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:03,960
Interesting. 
Because there's, there's a, 

666
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:06,480
there's a prompt that like 
refers to Colts and I rolled 

667
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:09,639
that page twice and it only gets
worse. 

668
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:15,120
And like, I feel like every time
I gained like a mortal friend, 

669
00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:19,600
like almost immediately, either 
I killed them or they were 

670
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:22,400
killed. 
So it was cool. 

671
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:24,679
I feel like every time I got 
mortal friends going, I would 

672
00:34:24,679 --> 00:34:26,840
roll the prompt to be like, you 
slept for 100 years, they're all

673
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:27,360
dead. 
I'm like. 

674
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:29,440
Yeah. 
And that happened too. 

675
00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:34,280
Yeah, Yeah, that's one. 
And then another one died, I 

676
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:37,639
think also by something I might 
have done, but you know. 

677
00:34:37,679 --> 00:34:39,360
Yeah, what's 1? 
Gaming? 

678
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:42,560
I kept having servants. 
I got that like 3 times and I 

679
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:45,719
just kept naming them the same 
name and by the third one I was 

680
00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:48,760
like or like they were the same 
name. 

681
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:51,639
Like I would take a servant but 
only like a specific person and 

682
00:34:51,639 --> 00:34:53,440
they kept having the same name. 
By the third one I was like I 

683
00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:56,840
don't know why this feels 
vaguely comforting but it's but 

684
00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:59,800
it's cool. 
I like this guy and then. 

685
00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:01,960
A dog over and over and you 
keep. 

686
00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:08,240
Name the same name, but that 
one, the third one I rolled that

687
00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:13,040
they had I committed a crime and
they took the blame for it. 

688
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:16,560
And then when I rolled again, 
something like basically they 

689
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:18,240
got executed for the crime that 
I committed. 

690
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:21,040
But in that role, like I had to 
take a skill that was basically 

691
00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:23,640
like not my fucking problem. 
Like oops, Oh well. 

692
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:27,560
And I'm like God damn it. 
And then like my last two 

693
00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:33,360
prompts before I died were 
something like, you have massive

694
00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:37,480
regret for something that you've
lost, lose 2 resources, gain one

695
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:39,560
that you've lost. 
And I was like dope, I got my 

696
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:41,560
like mayor of engine signet ring
back. 

697
00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:45,560
And my very next prompt was 
basically like, shit's 

698
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:47,880
transient. 
Get rid of your oldest most 

699
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:50,000
precious resource. 
And I was like, I'm definitely 

700
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,080
going crazy at this point. 
Like my vampire's going crazy 

701
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:54,760
where they're like, Oh my God, 
I'm, I'm literally like 

702
00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:57,000
basically the prompt was like, 
you have to figure out how to 

703
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:57,920
get it back. 
And I did. 

704
00:35:57,920 --> 00:35:59,520
And my very next prompt was fuck
it. 

705
00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:02,080
And like tossed it again. 
And the prompt right after that,

706
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:04,200
I died, I was like, Yep, I was 
definitely going crazy at the 

707
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:06,280
end. 
Like that was that was it. 

708
00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:11,920
So yeah. 
So yeah, that's basically what 

709
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:13,640
we did. 
You had a you had a cult 

710
00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:18,360
alchemist. 
Yeah, I had I Tri saved like the

711
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:21,880
memory of the girl I loved for 
almost to the very end. 

712
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:23,440
It was like one of the last 
memories. 

713
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:25,280
And I know that's not 
necessarily it says always like 

714
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:27,080
get rid of your oldest memory or
whatever, but I was like, Nah, 

715
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:29,880
and I didn't fuck with Diaries. 
No, I think it's a great one to 

716
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:33,240
hold on to though, you know? 
Yeah, well, because I forgot who

717
00:36:33,240 --> 00:36:35,680
I was. 
I forgot how I was made. 

718
00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:38,840
But I remember the girl that I 
loved so. 

719
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,320
There's a lot of loss in this 
game, like this game is like a. 

720
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:44,760
Game of loss, you know, yeah, 
it's dope. 

721
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:48,400
It it tickled my heart in in all
the right and wrong ways. 

722
00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:50,280
Definitely made me really sad, 
which felt good. 

723
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:51,800
It's it's good to feel 
something, you know. 

724
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:57,080
So moving on to the as if the 
timer fucking matters at this 

725
00:36:57,080 --> 00:36:59,400
point, like we're using it 
moving on to the likes and don't

726
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:02,120
like sections of the podcast. 
Basically, what did we enjoy the

727
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:05,480
most about the game and what did
we think like wasn't necessarily

728
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:07,800
our favorite thing? 
I always start. 

729
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:09,680
Do you want to start with what? 
What you weren't this big a fan 

730
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:12,560
of? 
Yeah, I mean, I think that I 

731
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:15,600
this will be my my almost mild 
take I've ever had because 

732
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:17,520
there's nothing about this that 
I really dislike. 

733
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:20,680
Like I truly enjoy this. 
I like creative writing 

734
00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:23,440
activities. 
So like this probably is strikes

735
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:26,160
closer to what something that I 
would enjoy to do, maybe more so

736
00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:29,400
than you. 
I thought this is a ton of fun 

737
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:32,160
to play and I have played it 
several times over the past few 

738
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:35,400
years. 
Yeah, I don't really have any 

739
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:37,360
dislikes. 
I mean, what is it a dislike 

740
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:38,720
about? 
It does the thing it does and I 

741
00:37:38,720 --> 00:37:42,600
think it does it well. 
And then, yeah, my likes are 

742
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:44,040
pretty much everything. 
I thought the prompts were 

743
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:47,120
really cool. 
I think that that I, we said, 

744
00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:48,840
we're going to say this later, 
but it is in my likes. 

745
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:52,000
The additional prompts, there 
are two sections. 

746
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:53,800
I think there's only two 
sections of additional prompts 

747
00:37:54,720 --> 00:38:00,840
and they're better. 
They're great, the book is 

748
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:03,080
beautiful. 
There's two fucking silk ribbons

749
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:07,520
which I absolutely did employ. 
Shout out two silk ribbons. 

750
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:08,720
This is exactly the book you 
want. 

751
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:12,080
Boil on the cover and two silk 
ribbons. 

752
00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:13,000
I know. 
What the fuck? 

753
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:14,520
It's. 
It's so plush. 

754
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:18,000
Yeah. 
And like, frankly, like, this is

755
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:19,880
very easy to play in a short 
amount of time. 

756
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:22,000
And you don't have to do a ride.
And I did where you keep a, like

757
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,360
a journal the whole time. 
Like, you can really just, like,

758
00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:29,000
go through it. 
Yeah, yeah. 

759
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:29,840
What about you? 
Yeah. 

760
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:33,720
I So what I wasn't a big a fan 
of it's it's kind of the same 

761
00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:35,440
thing I have with cyberpunk. 
It's just not my game. 

762
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:37,800
Like I'm not a solo journaling 
fan. 

763
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:45,880
I this is kind of with a lot of 
creative stuff and it probably 

764
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:47,840
comes out on the show a little 
bit because this show ends up a 

765
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:49,440
lot of time being beach like dev
editing. 

766
00:38:49,720 --> 00:38:52,120
I don't necessarily I don't like
starting with a blank canvas. 

767
00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:56,600
I like starting with something 
and and kind of molding that 

768
00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:58,960
thing, right? 
So it's kind of like if you want

769
00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:00,920
me to come up with an idea for 
something that's going to be 

770
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:03,800
really hard, but if you come up 
with an idea, I can tell you 100

771
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:05,720
ways that I would do it. 
You know what I mean? 

772
00:39:05,720 --> 00:39:10,840
Like, and so having this, what 
you said, basically massive 

773
00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:14,360
creating writing exercise, I 
told you it took me like 5 hours

774
00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:16,480
to to come up with just my 
vampire creation. 

775
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:18,160
And I'm sure it took you 10 
minutes. 

776
00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:19,520
Like, yeah. 
Pretty much, yeah. 

777
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:24,280
I like I my naming, my names 
were not classic Bronze Age 

778
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:26,000
names. 
And I do know that although I I 

779
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:28,720
did move outside of the Bronze 
Age, but not by very much 

780
00:39:28,720 --> 00:39:31,040
because I kept it towards the 
fall of the Bronze Age. 

781
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:33,560
But I'm already like, that's 
already like a special interest 

782
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:35,640
of mine. 
So I didn't have to deep dive 

783
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:38,760
too much of it, you know, Right?
Yeah, I mean, so that's really, 

784
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:40,960
that's my only critique, which 
is just literally a very 

785
00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:43,640
personal, extremely subjective 
critique. 

786
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:47,920
It's just a me thing. 
It's just that like this kind of

787
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:49,920
just reinforce, I've never been 
a huge fan. 

788
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:51,040
I've always said I'm not a big 
fan. 

789
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:53,280
I haven't done a lot of them 
because I'm like, it just 

790
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:55,320
doesn't feel like it's something
I really want to do. 

791
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:57,600
And then doing one, it was 
gorgeous. 

792
00:39:57,600 --> 00:40:02,920
It was a really fun experience. 
But if I had the opportunity to 

793
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:05,800
sit down and play another solo 
journaling game or like another 

794
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:07,920
solo adventure game, like 12 
years. 

795
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:12,080
Or any of that kind of stuff. 
I will always just go with the 

796
00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:14,680
adventure game, right? 
I would play this one again 

797
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:18,440
because I've done it and I would
wanna see what it is and maybe 

798
00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:20,840
flexing those muscles a little 
bit more would make solo 

799
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:23,080
journaling more fun going 
forward. 

800
00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:25,040
So I do wanna try every now and 
then again. 

801
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:27,200
But I would say that's my only 
critique. 

802
00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:29,320
And it's a very personal it's 
not even critique, it's very 

803
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:32,960
just personal, subjective thing.
In solo games, I'm always going 

804
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:35,160
to pick adventure over 
journaling and that's something 

805
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:36,680
I really have to say. 
And what do I like about it? 

806
00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:38,240
What you said fucking 
everything. 

807
00:40:38,240 --> 00:40:42,640
I mean, I'll say that the the 
this stuff for those non pocket 

808
00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:45,880
land sucks to be you. 
All of the kind of like collage 

809
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:49,000
bits. 
The I, you know, I hate texture 

810
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:50,200
of paper. 
If you're going to do texture 

811
00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:52,000
paper, do it like this where you
can barely tell. 

812
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:53,480
Don't put wrinkles and shit in 
your paper. 

813
00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:56,560
Yeah, the immersion that you get
flipping through the 1st 10 

814
00:40:56,560 --> 00:41:00,920
pages before you get into the 
prompts, it is so Immaculate. 

815
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:04,480
It's so perfect. 
The vibes are insane the entire 

816
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:05,680
way. 
I would say that that's 

817
00:41:05,720 --> 00:41:11,040
unquestionably my favorite thing
about it is the piece as like a 

818
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:15,840
piece of art or a product itself
is so important to the 

819
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:19,600
experience and it's perfect. 
It's fucking perfect. 

820
00:41:21,240 --> 00:41:22,600
That's that's what I like most 
about it. 

821
00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:25,600
The actual product itself is 
gorgeous and it definitely 

822
00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:28,000
deserved. 
Did it get? 

823
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:33,240
Yeah, best production value gold
and then silver for product of 

824
00:41:33,240 --> 00:41:34,400
the year. 
I'm going to go back through 

825
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:36,720
every fucking Idi and see who 
actually won product of the 

826
00:41:36,720 --> 00:41:37,600
year. 
And it's going to be just a 

827
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:39,400
black and white fucking 2 
column. 

828
00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:43,280
I'm going to be what the 
critique the product of the year

829
00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:46,800
is every time. 
But this the the book itself, 

830
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:49,320
the vibes that it creates is my 
favorite part. 

831
00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:51,400
It's it's perfect. 
It's stunning, it makes the 

832
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:56,720
immersion so incredible and adds
to the experience in a way 

833
00:41:56,720 --> 00:41:58,400
that's like indescribable. 
And to really play it. 

834
00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:00,240
And I would say that's that's my
favorite thing about it. 

835
00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:07,520
So why don't we move into the 
metrics then? 

836
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:10,400
Because my my assumption is, and
we haven't really talked about 

837
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:12,960
this, how we're going to review 
this because I wasn't even sure 

838
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:14,080
if we were going to have scores 
or not. 

839
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:16,360
But guess what? 
It's a book, it's a game. 

840
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:19,240
It has rules, it has everything.
So let's just fucking do it like

841
00:42:19,240 --> 00:42:20,880
it's a game like always. 
I agree. 

842
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:23,360
Yeah. 
We'll, I'll just mark it 

843
00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:25,560
somewhere for my own stuff 
later. 

844
00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:28,240
If we do decide add like a new 
category at the end where we do 

845
00:42:28,240 --> 00:42:31,920
like solo games or adventures or
whatever when we do our yearly 

846
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:33,840
roundup. 
Hey, maybe we'll do an award 

847
00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:35,400
show, you know? 
Yeah. 

848
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:37,920
You will have one more 
meaningless. 

849
00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:41,160
The weekly Yeah, we'll do the 
week. 

850
00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:43,440
The Scrolees the. 
Scrolees the. 

851
00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:46,000
Scrolees OK, So for those who 
don't know, one of the main 

852
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,400
things we do here on the show is
we do quantify our terrible 

853
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:53,080
opinions with metrics. 
We used to do 5 for. 

854
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:55,240
We still do 5 for books and 
three for scenes. 

855
00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:59,200
But in the new format that we've
done, instead of waiting to the 

856
00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:02,040
end and then talking about 
those, we're going to go through

857
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:04,520
those metrics as a way to kind 
of discuss the book. 

858
00:43:04,720 --> 00:43:09,720
And we've mashed those eight 
together into 7:00-ish to talk 

859
00:43:09,720 --> 00:43:11,320
about, and then we'll score at 
the end. 

860
00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:13,960
So this will be a book and we'll
go over those metrics at the 

861
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:14,960
end. 
But the metrics that we're going

862
00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:18,400
to talk about for basically 
everything that we do is art and

863
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:23,280
layout, usability, rule set, 
originality, value and vibes. 

864
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:26,960
And we'll just go through that. 
So starting with art and layout,

865
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:28,200
I mean, we've talked about a 
little bit. 

866
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:29,320
What are your thoughts on art 
and layout? 

867
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:34,200
I mean, it's such a great book. 
It is so beautiful to look at. 

868
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:36,640
It's it's easy to read and go to
go through. 

869
00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:38,760
I really love the font choices 
on the prompts. 

870
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:41,160
I like the color on the 
background. 

871
00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:46,240
I there I have no massive knocks
to any of this. 

872
00:43:46,240 --> 00:43:54,480
You know, I think it's great. 
I also love, I love the little 

873
00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:58,280
like images and like inset into 
the background, like faded out 

874
00:43:58,280 --> 00:44:00,280
on several of the pages. 
You go through the prompts. 

875
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:02,480
Yeah, I think it's a pretty 
book. 

876
00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:05,360
And yeah, I mean, those first 
few pages when you're going 

877
00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:07,680
through like the explanation 
what the game is and kind of the

878
00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:10,240
rules and it has this like 
scrapbooky feel to it. 

879
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:13,960
It's very good. 
Yeah, it's incredible because 

880
00:44:14,240 --> 00:44:17,840
it's such a good. 
I mean, they definitely do the 

881
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:19,960
graphic design in such a way 
that it is a book. 

882
00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:24,480
But then someone took newspaper 
clippings or something and like 

883
00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:27,040
stuffed it into the book, taped 
some stuff into the book. 

884
00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:29,920
And they do it in a way that 
doesn't look tacky because we 

885
00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:34,720
have looked at, we've looked at 
game books that use parchment 

886
00:44:34,720 --> 00:44:36,280
shed and stains and stuff like 
that. 

887
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:39,920
That just looks tacky as fuck. 
This is so well done. 

888
00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:43,680
Like it looks like a historic 
piece, you know what I mean? 

889
00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:47,360
Like, you know, I have opinions 
about teach RBT's as art, but 

890
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:50,440
this one as a product and stuff 
gets about as close as I think 

891
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:54,080
it's going to be going to get in
the form of a book. 

892
00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:57,840
It's it's, it's fantastic. 
So, yeah, beautiful, gorgeous 

893
00:44:57,920 --> 00:45:02,160
fucking book. 
The companion book is really 

894
00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:05,040
interesting. 
It it, it literally says on the 

895
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:06,320
website, like, don't spoil it 
for people. 

896
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:08,000
There's no pictures of it. 
When you get it, don't tell 

897
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:09,680
anyone about it. 
If they want it, they'll buy it.

898
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:11,960
I'll tell you all about it. 
Not on the show though. 

899
00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:13,920
If you want it, go to the 
team's. 

900
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:16,600
Website about it honestly. 
Say all about it 1000 year old 

901
00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:19,520
vampire.com you can still grab 
it for 45 bucks we'll go over 

902
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:25,520
that in value a little bit later
so usability all right I'll 

903
00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:27,720
start with this one the 
plaintext version I talked about

904
00:45:27,720 --> 00:45:34,360
earlier love that love that the 
it's not hard to do a plain text

905
00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:37,120
version to I don't understand 
why every game doesn't just have

906
00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:39,880
plain text version just copy 
paste it all into a dot TXT file

907
00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:43,400
like. 
If you if you for for, you know 

908
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,400
what am I trying to say? 
For plain text version, screen 

909
00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:51,240
readers can access them more 
easily, so people who can't 

910
00:45:51,240 --> 00:45:55,200
necessarily actually read the 
book can still play and enjoy 

911
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:59,480
this using screen reader. 
And it's a lot easier for that 

912
00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:03,240
purpose to just do a plain text 
version than it is to get like a

913
00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:06,040
like PDF remediation and shit 
like that. 

914
00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:08,400
Yeah, which it's always better 
to do PDF remediation because 

915
00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:10,000
then you have all texts on 
pictures and stuff like that 

916
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:13,680
too. 
But yeah, at the very least it 

917
00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:20,560
is a massive what word am I 
trying to help when it's like to

918
00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:22,240
help people that need to use 
screen readers. 

919
00:46:22,240 --> 00:46:23,160
That was the word I couldn't 
think. 

920
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:24,720
Accessibility feature. 
Accessibility feature. 

921
00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:26,800
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
That's exactly what. 

922
00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:29,520
You're saying? 
Yeah, that was basically what I 

923
00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:33,880
said earlier is that it is a 
when I couldn't load the fucking

924
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:36,040
PDF because my Internet at work 
fucking sucked. 

925
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:38,680
It took half a second to get the
text file up, which is really, 

926
00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:41,960
really fantastic. 
It doesn't have hyperlink stable

927
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:43,800
contents any of that that shit 
because it really doesn't. 

928
00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:46,240
I mean it kind of doesn't need 
it like 90% of the books 

929
00:46:46,240 --> 00:46:49,880
prompts, but I mean it would be 
nice with the appendices and 

930
00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:53,040
stuff. 
It has no bookmarks, which would

931
00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:55,320
be really nice. 
A table of content would be nice

932
00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:58,720
in the front, but I also am OK 
kind of without it because I 

933
00:46:58,720 --> 00:47:03,960
think that does kind of take 
away from the book as art part 

934
00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:07,120
of the game as artifact artifact
yeah, it kind of would take away

935
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:10,400
from that a little bit and again
the rule section before the 

936
00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:14,240
prompts is what like 25 plus 
like 25 pages something like 

937
00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:17,800
that like yeah, maybe a little 
bit more, but that doesn't 

938
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:19,000
bother me. 
I wouldn't mind the bookmarks, 

939
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:22,040
especially in the back once you 
get to the there's like 6 

940
00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:24,840
appendices. 
So I I wouldn't have minded a 

941
00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:26,560
little bit of something for 
that. 

942
00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:30,520
So not not perfectly usable, but
IA little bit more lenient on 

943
00:47:30,520 --> 00:47:36,000
this specifically for the the 
artifact aspect of the of the 

944
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,600
book. 
What are your thoughts? 

945
00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:46,040
I just for usability have two 
silk book ribbons in which, 

946
00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:49,120
because I'm, I'm playing this 
with the book, you know, a lot 

947
00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:52,080
of stuff that we do, I go 
through digitally as well. 

948
00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:55,480
But like, as someone playing 
this with the book, that was 

949
00:47:55,480 --> 00:47:57,760
incredibly useful and I did use 
it quite a bit. 

950
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:03,640
There's two silk book ribbons 
and I, I mean, I, I get why you 

951
00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:05,560
would want a table of contents, 
I guess. 

952
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:08,640
I honestly want it for this. 
Maybe bookmarks in the digital 

953
00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:10,960
version just to get to the 
appendices really quickly and to

954
00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:13,560
get past character creation if 
you don't need it. 

955
00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:16,560
But like, yeah, I mean, most of 
this book is prompt, so it's 

956
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:17,640
just like. 
It's. 

957
00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:22,240
It's prompts, you know, how much
do I have to navigate this? 

958
00:48:22,240 --> 00:48:24,520
I really don't have to. 
It's it's not like a regular 

959
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:27,600
game book where I'm referencing 
a bunch of like rules as I go or

960
00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:33,000
whatever. 
Are you reading the designers 

961
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:35,840
notes right now? 
There's a puzzle and I can't 

962
00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:43,120
figure it out over Mang. 
See what I'm saying? 

963
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:45,440
Yeah, I don't know what it says 
either, but. 

964
00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:49,080
Yeah, there's a pin on the, 
there's a pin on the website 

965
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:51,320
that has, you know, $1000 
vampire. 

966
00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:53,480
But and then there's like 
another word that's a puzzle 

967
00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:55,960
like this where it's just like 
you have to like track through 

968
00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:58,560
the points to do it. 
And then I saw this and and 

969
00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:04,680
anyway, game over bro. 
But where's the in come in? 

970
00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:06,440
I guess you don't use it. 
No. 

971
00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:09,520
Maybe I'm wrong then. 
I mean, Game Over makes sense, 

972
00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:11,360
but you use the E twice, which 
is fine. 

973
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:17,120
Yeah, there's just that in, I 
don't know, Game over makes 

974
00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:22,280
sense. 
Rule set again. 

975
00:49:22,520 --> 00:49:28,720
I have not read A a ton of solo 
journaling games. 

976
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:30,520
Most of them are prompt based 
like this. 

977
00:49:30,720 --> 00:49:33,160
A lot of them are like card 
flipping or Oracle or things 

978
00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:35,200
like that. 
For this rule set, it's fucking 

979
00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:37,040
simple. 
You literally roll AD 6 and AD 

980
00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:39,240
10 and it gets you to a creative
writing prompt and that's a 

981
00:49:39,240 --> 00:49:41,440
whole fucking game. 
Outside of characterization. 

982
00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:43,280
That's it. 
I don't know how much simpler it

983
00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:46,160
can be. 
Like it's fine, it's fine, it 

984
00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:48,280
works, it's great. 
I don't think you need more. 

985
00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:50,280
I don't think you need less. 
I think for what it wanted to 

986
00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:52,360
do, that's all you needed to do 
and it's great. 

987
00:49:53,120 --> 00:50:00,200
I think where this really shines
is the like memories, resources 

988
00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:02,320
and like the things that you 
lose as you go. 

989
00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:04,960
Like this is a game of loss. 
Like you kind of you gain stuff 

990
00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:08,600
as you play, but man, you lose a
lot, like a lot of what your 

991
00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:11,000
vampire is, which is really 
defined by the memories. 

992
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:15,000
Like they you lose those 
memories as you gain more, you 

993
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:19,440
know, and you change as you go. 
It's very, you know, Ship of 

994
00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:21,680
Theseus, Vampire, the Vampire of
Theseus. 

995
00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:24,560
Can I show you? 
Can I show you? 

996
00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:29,080
Yeah, two of my favorite pages 
in the entire thing. 

997
00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:32,360
It's Appendix 7. 
OK. 

998
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:37,560
It at the very top it says what 
is a role-playing game and then 

999
00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:40,280
starts going into what 
apparently is A2 page diatribe 

1000
00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:45,880
on what is a role-playing game. 
And then they stuff the entire 

1001
00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:50,680
section in pictures and a lock 
of hair and cover up everything 

1002
00:50:50,680 --> 00:50:52,640
that would have been written for
what is a role-playing game. 

1003
00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:56,360
And how I read that is Tim 
Hodgings going fuck what is a 

1004
00:50:56,360 --> 00:51:00,040
role play game sections and that
made me laugh so hard. 

1005
00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:04,160
As much as I love the book, I 
loved it twice as much when I 

1006
00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:07,080
read Appendix 7. 
Incredible. 

1007
00:51:07,080 --> 00:51:13,960
Just my chef's kiss. 
Fantastic originality. 

1008
00:51:14,240 --> 00:51:18,280
My God, bro, like, and this is 
the thing, and I even wrote 

1009
00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:20,440
this, I wrote this is exactly 
what my note said. 

1010
00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:22,760
It says it's great. 
The concept is incredible, and 

1011
00:51:22,760 --> 00:51:25,520
that's even with the absolute 
glut of vampire media out there.

1012
00:51:25,640 --> 00:51:30,040
And vampires have been done to 
fucking death every fucking 

1013
00:51:30,040 --> 00:51:34,800
decade forever, right? 
It is impossible to not you want

1014
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:36,640
like sock puppet vampires. 
Guess what? 

1015
00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:39,840
It's out there like it exists to
me. 

1016
00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:43,880
The concept of this game blew me
away. 

1017
00:51:44,240 --> 00:51:48,040
Like the ability to literally 
live the life of the vampire is 

1018
00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:52,600
crazy to me. 
Yeah, I mean, I'm my mine. 

1019
00:51:52,720 --> 00:51:55,560
Mine's very much the same. 
Super great concept and great 

1020
00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:58,520
execution of the concept. 
But yeah, vampire game. 

1021
00:51:59,240 --> 00:52:01,640
But I think this is a really 
quality experience. 

1022
00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:06,440
Like, I'm not shocked that I've 
heard this spoken of in non 

1023
00:52:06,440 --> 00:52:08,520
tabletop RPG circles. 
Yeah. 

1024
00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:11,960
And I totally understand why, 
because it's fucking cool. 

1025
00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:14,680
Like it because yeah, it's 
great. 

1026
00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:15,440
Yeah. 
Go ahead. 

1027
00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:17,240
Because I bet you there's a ton 
of people that have played this 

1028
00:52:17,240 --> 00:52:19,200
game that have never played a 
tabletop role-playing game and 

1029
00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:21,600
don't see this as a tabletop 
role-playing game, which it kind

1030
00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:26,960
of I mean, you, you what is a 
what is a role-playing game 

1031
00:52:26,960 --> 00:52:29,640
like? 
Is it is it? 

1032
00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:31,920
Who gives a shit, right? 
I mean, you are you are you are 

1033
00:52:31,920 --> 00:52:34,120
playing a role. 
You know, meet castle and chat 

1034
00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:37,000
made a good point. 
It makes you feel some of what 

1035
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:39,680
immortality probably feels like 
because even comparing yourself 

1036
00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:43,200
to now to your teen self can 
feel like a totally different 

1037
00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:45,400
person. 
Imagine a century or millennia. 

1038
00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:49,440
I mean, truth, myself, my teens,
myself, my 20s, myself in like 

1039
00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:53,520
my early 30s even I would say, 
and I've said this over and over

1040
00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:56,680
again, you don't even really and
and you're old enough to say 

1041
00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:59,120
this thing. 
When I started, when I started 

1042
00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:02,480
to feel like an adult, not 
finished, not finished, but 

1043
00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:04,760
where I was like, damn, I'm an 
adult now. 

1044
00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:08,360
When I was a kid, I thought 20 
year olds were fucking adults, 

1045
00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:11,200
right? 
When I was 20, I had no fucking 

1046
00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:12,720
clue. 
I did not start to really feel 

1047
00:53:12,720 --> 00:53:14,960
like a grown up until I was 27 
years old. 

1048
00:53:15,720 --> 00:53:19,280
And I would say that for me, 
things kind of started to settle

1049
00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:24,520
out like in my early 30s where I
was like, I feel like I'm me. 

1050
00:53:24,520 --> 00:53:27,480
And now that I'm in my late 30s,
that felt true to me where I was

1051
00:53:27,480 --> 00:53:29,400
like, I'm the same person. 
I like some. 

1052
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:33,040
Some things that change are 
things that you choose to change

1053
00:53:33,040 --> 00:53:34,680
a lot more than things that 
change over time. 

1054
00:53:34,840 --> 00:53:36,800
Once you hit your early 30s in 
my I. 

1055
00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:37,720
Very much feel the same. 
Yeah. 

1056
00:53:37,720 --> 00:53:39,520
I think it's, it's a great 
comparison. 

1057
00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:41,720
Like, yeah, after millennia, 
like, who would you be? 

1058
00:53:41,720 --> 00:53:43,560
You'd be totally different. 
Yeah. 

1059
00:53:46,080 --> 00:53:48,840
Which is, which is crazy. 
And then they say again, it 

1060
00:53:48,840 --> 00:53:52,200
makes you feel that concept of 
that immortality would be in 

1061
00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:54,640
many ways a curse. 
You can only keep so much of you

1062
00:53:54,640 --> 00:53:56,560
alive for so long, even if your 
body continues. 

1063
00:53:56,800 --> 00:53:58,880
I mean, very true. 
If you read the beginning of 

1064
00:53:58,880 --> 00:54:01,320
Interview a vampire, there are 
vampires that literally go 

1065
00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:03,320
fucking crazy because they've 
been alive for too long. 

1066
00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:05,680
Like he clutched the hands off 
the violin player. 

1067
00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:07,480
You know what I mean? 
Like these people, these, they 

1068
00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:09,280
go insane to the point where 
there's like, fuck it, I'm 

1069
00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:10,360
walking out of the sun, I'm 
done. 

1070
00:54:10,360 --> 00:54:13,200
And I think Lestat at one point 
does that, but he's too powerful

1071
00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:14,120
now. 
The sun doesn't kill him. 

1072
00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:16,000
You know what I mean? 
Like it's, it's, it's crazy 

1073
00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:16,840
easy. 
So yeah. 

1074
00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:20,120
But I think concept wise, again,
it's a vampire game, but I think

1075
00:54:20,440 --> 00:54:24,080
the originality, the ability to 
experience what we experience in

1076
00:54:24,080 --> 00:54:29,440
that scope is incredible. 
So you know what we said before,

1077
00:54:29,440 --> 00:54:31,480
like you can do a thing that's 
been done if you do it in a 

1078
00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:32,920
different way. 
And I think this does it in a 

1079
00:54:33,120 --> 00:54:34,440
massively different way. 
And I think it's. 

1080
00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:36,360
I think it's a very fair take on
this so. 

1081
00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:39,240
All right value. 
I'm actually, I honestly, I'm so

1082
00:54:39,240 --> 00:54:41,400
stoked how much you liked this 
because I knew I liked this 

1083
00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:42,720
going in. 
It's vampireship. 

1084
00:54:42,720 --> 00:54:44,760
What do? 
You well, I know that like solo 

1085
00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:48,600
journaling is not always like 
your go to, you know, but I'm so

1086
00:54:48,600 --> 00:54:50,920
stoked you like this so much 
because I have thought this was 

1087
00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:53,400
brilliant for a while and I kind
of I've had for so long, 

1088
00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:55,000
frankly, that I've forgotten and
I had it. 

1089
00:54:55,160 --> 00:54:58,480
I had to look for it. 
It's on Abigail's vampire 

1090
00:54:58,480 --> 00:55:00,240
bookshelf, where all of her 
vampire I'm. 

1091
00:55:00,240 --> 00:55:01,880
Shocked with all of her Twilight
stuff, yeah. 

1092
00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:04,080
Yeah, with all of her Twilight 
stuff, that's right. 

1093
00:55:04,080 --> 00:55:05,720
Now tell her to read. 
Better vampire fiction. 

1094
00:55:06,280 --> 00:55:07,480
She has. 
She has. 

1095
00:55:07,760 --> 00:55:09,000
And she also loves the bad 
stuff. 

1096
00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:12,280
I will say at least she loves it
mostly ironically. 

1097
00:55:12,360 --> 00:55:14,000
You're allowed to love things. 
You love it the way. 

1098
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:17,280
She loves it, is incredibly 
funny and like, very ironic and 

1099
00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:18,480
mean. 
Mimi, you know. 

1100
00:55:18,680 --> 00:55:21,560
Yeah, like if you know it's bad 
and you love it for how bad it 

1101
00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:23,200
is, that's totally fine. 
I mean, she doesn't love 

1102
00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:25,280
whatever you love bad shit, 
people. 

1103
00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:26,360
That's totally fine. 
Don't she? 

1104
00:55:26,680 --> 00:55:32,800
I mean, Twilight tattoo. 
She's she's you're married to 

1105
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:36,320
this person. 
So don't I'll delete, I'll 

1106
00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:39,480
delete this part. 
Don't tell her about that, but 

1107
00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:43,000
value. 
So the book is 4750 and the PDF 

1108
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:46,520
is $15 whether you get it on 
itch or from Tim Hutchings 

1109
00:55:46,520 --> 00:55:50,480
website. 
The companion book is 45 bucks. 

1110
00:55:50,640 --> 00:55:52,840
There's a bunch of other stuff 
you can get on that website 

1111
00:55:52,840 --> 00:55:55,680
including enamel pins and shit, 
which I'm very sad I didn't see 

1112
00:55:55,680 --> 00:55:58,320
when I bought the companion book
because I had about like 2 of 

1113
00:55:58,320 --> 00:56:00,320
the enamel pins. 
I fucking love enamel pins. 

1114
00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:02,800
You know what's weird? 
Backer kit. 

1115
00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:05,240
Once you've like, you know, you 
can be a super background 

1116
00:56:05,240 --> 00:56:06,520
Kickstarter. 
This is so random. 

1117
00:56:06,920 --> 00:56:10,120
You can be the the version of 
like a super background backer 

1118
00:56:10,120 --> 00:56:11,440
kit. 
They send you a pin. 

1119
00:56:12,440 --> 00:56:14,880
I had they sent me one like I 
backed enough projects that I'm 

1120
00:56:14,880 --> 00:56:17,600
like their version of like a 
super backer or whatever. 

1121
00:56:17,800 --> 00:56:20,720
So they sent me a pen, which I 
was like Kickstarter never sent 

1122
00:56:20,720 --> 00:56:23,160
me a pen. 
Thanks Packer kid like. 

1123
00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:25,240
Well, fuck Kickstarter, but 
yeah. 

1124
00:56:25,240 --> 00:56:26,120
Yeah, yeah. 
I mean, very true. 

1125
00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:33,800
But anyway, so 4750 I think is a
little bit like expensive for a 

1126
00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:37,400
book when the PF is $15.00. 
But I will say that this book I 

1127
00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:39,680
have no problem. 
With that, yeah, it's such a 

1128
00:56:40,160 --> 00:56:43,760
well done, beautiful, like 
artistic take on a book. 

1129
00:56:43,760 --> 00:56:46,320
I I don't really mind. 
That's a little bit more pricey.

1130
00:56:47,680 --> 00:56:49,240
You have a lot of legs this game
too. 

1131
00:56:49,240 --> 00:56:52,440
I mean, honestly, if you made a 
different vampire than the one 

1132
00:56:52,440 --> 00:56:54,920
that you previously played and 
you still rolled the same 

1133
00:56:54,920 --> 00:56:57,280
prompts, they would you could 
have them shake out differently.

1134
00:56:57,280 --> 00:57:01,960
You know, I think there's a lot 
of playability to this, a lot of

1135
00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:04,400
life in it. 
So I mean, I bought it. 

1136
00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:06,600
So wait, did I buy it or did I 
back from Kickstarter? 

1137
00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:09,560
What year was it on Kickstarter?
I don't think this was ever on 

1138
00:57:09,560 --> 00:57:10,680
Kickstarter, was it? 
I think. 

1139
00:57:10,680 --> 00:57:12,400
It was maybe I just bought it 
then so. 

1140
00:57:12,400 --> 00:57:16,320
I I don't if it was I did not 
put that in the info. 

1141
00:57:16,680 --> 00:57:18,840
Do not know when I bought this. 
Yeah, I bought. 

1142
00:57:18,840 --> 00:57:22,760
I mean, I bought it in probably 
2020 or 2021. 

1143
00:57:23,320 --> 00:57:25,880
I've played for a. 
Long time too, which is funny 

1144
00:57:25,880 --> 00:57:27,960
because I've had it forever and 
I just played it like this week,

1145
00:57:27,960 --> 00:57:31,080
the first time I ever played it.
Yeah. 

1146
00:57:31,080 --> 00:57:33,480
I mean, again, pricey for a 
book, but I think this is a 

1147
00:57:33,480 --> 00:57:36,800
luxury book even in the context 
of like luxury books in the in 

1148
00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:39,600
the concept of like the TTRPG 
space is like a luxury space 

1149
00:57:39,600 --> 00:57:40,920
like you don't need this to live
and breathe. 

1150
00:57:41,440 --> 00:57:46,280
But I do think it is worth it 
even though again, like that's 

1151
00:57:46,280 --> 00:57:48,360
got me not not going to be the 
best value ever. 

1152
00:57:48,560 --> 00:57:52,520
We'll always talk about 
something like Death in Space 

1153
00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:57,160
where the normal cover has like 
foiling and bookmarks but it's a

1154
00:57:57,160 --> 00:58:00,040
6 by 9 I think with 150 ish 
pages. 

1155
00:58:00,360 --> 00:58:03,120
But like you said it's infinite 
replayability. 

1156
00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:06,640
Basically there's 8080 initial 
prompts and I think close to 150

1157
00:58:06,640 --> 00:58:11,000
secondary prompts. 
But I think also on top of that,

1158
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:14,160
all the appendices are great. 
Like the interview about like 

1159
00:58:14,160 --> 00:58:16,160
why and how they did it is 
fantastic. 

1160
00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:19,760
The even just like the number, I
almost wanted to do the the drop

1161
00:58:19,760 --> 00:58:23,120
sheet like for the random number
generator just to fucking do it,

1162
00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:25,080
which I thought was really 
gorgeous. 

1163
00:58:25,520 --> 00:58:29,080
Again, there's like some puzzles
hidden throughout, which is 

1164
00:58:29,080 --> 00:58:30,920
really, really cool. 
It's a great book. 

1165
00:58:31,520 --> 00:58:33,440
Yeah, it's a great book. 
And value wise, it's 15 bucks 

1166
00:58:33,440 --> 00:58:35,680
for the PDF is a steal, I think.
Like that's the thing that I 

1167
00:58:35,720 --> 00:58:37,320
think should cost more. 
Probably underpriced, yeah. 

1168
00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:41,360
Yeah, I mean, I think for me, I 
think the PDF should be $25 and 

1169
00:58:41,360 --> 00:58:44,720
the book should be like 30, but 
you know, it is what it is. 

1170
00:58:44,720 --> 00:58:54,520
Also there is like a permanent 
basically it what is it when 

1171
00:58:54,520 --> 00:58:57,920
it's free on itch community 
copies like the hardship copies,

1172
00:58:57,920 --> 00:59:00,720
they basically say if if you are
in hardship just fucking take 

1173
00:59:00,720 --> 00:59:02,280
it. 
But if you pay for it, please 

1174
00:59:02,280 --> 00:59:04,200
pay for it. 
This is how I make a living and 

1175
00:59:04,200 --> 00:59:06,720
I think that's a really great 
thing for any creator to have. 

1176
00:59:08,080 --> 00:59:10,520
And then once again, the website
is, I think it's just thousand 

1177
00:59:10,520 --> 00:59:12,920
year old vampire.com. 
It is just and 1000 year old 

1178
00:59:12,920 --> 00:59:14,720
vampire.com. 
Vibes. 

1179
00:59:15,080 --> 00:59:16,960
Vibes is the last thing. 
Then we'll go to the scores. 

1180
00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:19,280
Immaculate through the fucking 
roof. 

1181
00:59:19,280 --> 00:59:21,560
Yeah, unbelievable. 
Yeah, yeah, through the roof is.

1182
00:59:22,400 --> 00:59:25,120
What I wrote If I'm playing a 
silver game, these are the kind 

1183
00:59:25,120 --> 00:59:27,480
of vibes I need to be able to 
immerse. 

1184
00:59:27,480 --> 00:59:30,200
If it had anything less, I 
probably would have bailed out 

1185
00:59:30,480 --> 00:59:33,160
because as we've already said 
over and over again, I played 

1186
00:59:33,160 --> 00:59:35,720
this game because it's amazing 
and I would probably do it 

1187
00:59:35,720 --> 00:59:37,880
again. 
But solo game, I mean, solo 

1188
00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:39,720
journaling will never be my 
thing. 

1189
00:59:40,600 --> 00:59:42,400
I will always prefer solo 
adventuring. 

1190
00:59:42,840 --> 00:59:47,520
But this would would quite 
easily be the exception to that 

1191
00:59:47,520 --> 00:59:49,720
rule. 
And I would play this. 

1192
00:59:49,760 --> 00:59:52,480
I probably, I will play this 
again because I think the second

1193
00:59:52,480 --> 00:59:55,080
time will be even more enjoyable
once I'm able to again let go a 

1194
00:59:55,080 --> 00:59:58,600
little bit more into what the 
game is and have a little bit 

1195
00:59:58,600 --> 01:00:00,640
better expectation. 
Because I also didn't remember 

1196
01:00:00,640 --> 01:00:02,800
to make an experience for every 
prompt for the first like 8 

1197
01:00:02,800 --> 01:00:05,040
prompts and I had to go back and
so. 

1198
01:00:06,280 --> 01:00:08,280
But yeah. 
Amazing vibes through the 

1199
01:00:08,280 --> 01:00:11,360
fucking roof. 
I am, I definitely want to 

1200
01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:14,920
replay this and do like a 1980s 
vampire and play into the 

1201
01:00:14,920 --> 01:00:17,960
future. 
Yeah, oh, we should do. 

1202
01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:20,880
We could do, we could do 
multiplayer because, you know, 

1203
01:00:20,880 --> 01:00:21,960
there's multiplayer rules. 
I. 

1204
01:00:22,120 --> 01:00:25,560
Did I didn't read the appendix 
but I know it's there. 

1205
01:00:25,960 --> 01:00:27,000
That'd be sick. 
That'd be sick. 

1206
01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:28,880
Maybe maybe we can do a discord 
play by post? 

1207
01:00:29,440 --> 01:00:33,480
Oh yeah, join our discord. 
That'd be cool. 

1208
01:00:33,480 --> 01:00:35,200
Join the discord, links are 
where links are. 

1209
01:00:35,840 --> 01:00:37,640
Yeah, OK. 
Ratings. 

1210
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:39,920
Oh, remind me to talk about a 
Zine. 

1211
01:00:39,920 --> 01:00:44,040
We're going to make ratings. 
Let's bounce over to the review 

1212
01:00:44,040 --> 01:00:46,680
scores. 
I wasn't sure how we're going to

1213
01:00:46,680 --> 01:00:49,320
do it, so let me pop up the game
scores. 

1214
01:00:49,440 --> 01:00:52,960
Boom. 
All right. 

1215
01:00:52,960 --> 01:00:55,440
So for books, as I said, we've 
already gone over these 7 

1216
01:00:55,440 --> 01:00:57,400
metrics total, but there are 5 
for this. 

1217
01:00:57,720 --> 01:00:59,600
We're going to do art and 
layout, usability, rule set, 

1218
01:00:59,600 --> 01:01:05,560
originality and value for these.
So art and layout, we've already

1219
01:01:05,560 --> 01:01:06,480
talked about it. 
What do you think? 

1220
01:01:06,480 --> 01:01:07,880
What number are you giving art 
and layout? 

1221
01:01:08,520 --> 01:01:11,440
Oh gosh, I'm pretty high on 
this. 

1222
01:01:12,080 --> 01:01:17,400
Yeah, I I'm a solid 8 on this. 
You know, I might be a nine, 

1223
01:01:17,480 --> 01:01:19,960
honestly, actually. 
Yeah, I think you're crazy if 

1224
01:01:19,960 --> 01:01:21,840
this isn't. 
I think you're crazy if this 

1225
01:01:21,840 --> 01:01:23,600
isn't a nine. 
I mean, I'm closer to. 

1226
01:01:23,600 --> 01:01:24,720
I'm not. 
I don't think this is 

1227
01:01:24,720 --> 01:01:27,560
necessarily a 10, but I'm about 
as close as I could be to A10 

1228
01:01:27,560 --> 01:01:29,680
without it being one for art 
layout because of. 

1229
01:01:29,880 --> 01:01:32,400
A9 on. 
This even if you took out all of

1230
01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:35,640
the the scrapbooking, the book 
itself is gorgeous. 

1231
01:01:35,640 --> 01:01:38,520
Yes, you're. 
Like the and then you throw in 

1232
01:01:38,520 --> 01:01:41,560
all the vibes from the 
scrapbooking plus the fucking 

1233
01:01:41,560 --> 01:01:44,560
foil covering Shit. 
Easy 9. 

1234
01:01:44,600 --> 01:01:52,080
Easy, 9 out of 10 usability 
don't subscribe to us. 

1235
01:01:53,280 --> 01:01:56,000
Thank you. 
Thank you for the subscription. 

1236
01:01:58,720 --> 01:02:01,000
We need to we need to put a big 
thing across that please don't 

1237
01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:02,560
subscribe to us. 
But thank you so much. 

1238
01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:06,400
I believe that is, is that Carl,
is that Carl Druid? 

1239
01:02:07,920 --> 01:02:12,800
But usability, I mean, we're up 
and down on this a little bit, 

1240
01:02:12,800 --> 01:02:14,360
right? 
It has no digital tools outside 

1241
01:02:14,360 --> 01:02:17,120
the text, which is which, which 
is fantastic to have the text 

1242
01:02:17,120 --> 01:02:19,080
file. 
I wouldn't mind bookmarks and 

1243
01:02:19,080 --> 01:02:20,760
we'll came with a table of 
contents because you know, 

1244
01:02:20,760 --> 01:02:25,320
artifact aspect of it. 
But as you said over and over 

1245
01:02:25,360 --> 01:02:29,960
again, two bookmarks 22 which 
for a physical artifact, this is

1246
01:02:29,960 --> 01:02:32,920
about as close as you're going 
to get to hyperlinks outside of 

1247
01:02:32,920 --> 01:02:36,560
like snake wolf 3. 
God, they're beautiful. 

1248
01:02:36,560 --> 01:02:38,720
They're beautiful bookmarks. 
What are you? 

1249
01:02:38,720 --> 01:02:39,800
What are your what are your 
thoughts on? 

1250
01:02:40,360 --> 01:02:42,760
I, I feel the same. 
You know, I, I don't, I don't 

1251
01:02:42,760 --> 01:02:45,360
know where I'm at on this one. 
I, I think I'm at about the 

1252
01:02:46,080 --> 01:02:50,560
like, I mean, man, I don't know 
that the plain text file I think

1253
01:02:50,560 --> 01:02:53,440
adds to it. 
So I think I'm at a high 7, low 

1254
01:02:53,440 --> 01:02:55,600
8. 
And I'm good on A7, I'm good on 

1255
01:02:55,600 --> 01:02:59,480
a seven rule set. 
I mean, we, we, this one's going

1256
01:02:59,520 --> 01:03:04,000
to be hard because again, we, 
I'm, I when we talk, there's a 

1257
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:06,400
reason we don't review skirmish 
games yet. 

1258
01:03:06,400 --> 01:03:09,360
There's a reason it's hard to 
review solo games, but not 

1259
01:03:09,360 --> 01:03:11,000
necessarily for teach RPGs. 
Am I? 

1260
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:14,360
Are either of us experts? 
No, have have I don't. 

1261
01:03:14,360 --> 01:03:16,400
I mean, I think I've read 
probably more books than you. 

1262
01:03:16,400 --> 01:03:19,880
I don't want to say something 
happened, but I've read hundreds

1263
01:03:19,880 --> 01:03:22,240
of teach RPGs. 
We've reviewed at this point 

1264
01:03:22,240 --> 01:03:25,880
hundreds of teach RPGs. 
I've played dozens and dozens of

1265
01:03:25,880 --> 01:03:29,840
TTRPGSI feel like I have at 
least enough context to be able 

1266
01:03:29,840 --> 01:03:33,840
to have a knowledgeable opinion,
right? 

1267
01:03:34,080 --> 01:03:36,040
When it comes to solo 
journaling, not so much. 

1268
01:03:36,080 --> 01:03:38,760
You know, I I don't feel like I 
played enough or know enough. 

1269
01:03:38,760 --> 01:03:40,080
So this is a difficult one for 
me. 

1270
01:03:40,080 --> 01:03:42,720
So I'm going to review this as 
if it is a role-playing game. 

1271
01:03:43,080 --> 01:03:46,600
It does what it wants to do. 
Does the does it blow me away? 

1272
01:03:47,200 --> 01:03:50,080
I don't think that's the point 
of the rule set, but we still 

1273
01:03:50,080 --> 01:03:51,440
have to review it. 
What are your thoughts? 

1274
01:03:51,760 --> 01:03:55,400
I have done a lot of writing 
prompt activities in my life 

1275
01:03:55,400 --> 01:03:59,320
because I like creative writing.
I do it a lot less now as as an 

1276
01:03:59,320 --> 01:04:03,440
adult than when I was in a teen 
or even in my early 20s. 

1277
01:04:03,680 --> 01:04:08,560
But yeah, I actually really 
enjoy this and I enjoy the light

1278
01:04:08,560 --> 01:04:12,680
mechanics that are in here. 
I enjoy the feeling of loss that

1279
01:04:12,680 --> 01:04:16,720
you get from from the way it 
programs loss into how you play 

1280
01:04:16,720 --> 01:04:19,520
this game and how you gain 
things as you go and yeah, how 

1281
01:04:19,520 --> 01:04:21,320
you how your character changes 
over time. 

1282
01:04:21,320 --> 01:04:24,160
I think the rules are very 
simple and effective, but I 

1283
01:04:24,160 --> 01:04:27,520
think it does mean that your 
character like, even though they

1284
01:04:27,520 --> 01:04:29,800
are simple, like you do change 
as you play the game, your 

1285
01:04:29,800 --> 01:04:33,040
character does change and that 
is like effective. 

1286
01:04:33,040 --> 01:04:35,760
It works in the game. 
So I I actually probably think I

1287
01:04:35,760 --> 01:04:37,440
feel a little bit better about 
the rule set that you do. 

1288
01:04:37,960 --> 01:04:39,720
It's not that I feel bad, it's 
just we've talked about this 

1289
01:04:39,720 --> 01:04:42,000
before when we look at something
like Zenes versus something like

1290
01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:43,160
books. 
And there's a reason that we 

1291
01:04:43,160 --> 01:04:47,840
always rated Zenes. 
Like that's why I almost wanted 

1292
01:04:47,840 --> 01:04:51,160
to say, let's do a Zine for this
because the prompts are a big 

1293
01:04:51,160 --> 01:04:54,480
part of it, but the, the rules 
themselves are only like 30 

1294
01:04:54,480 --> 01:04:57,480
pages, which is way more Zine 
size. 

1295
01:04:57,480 --> 01:05:02,000
Because no matter like it, it's 
difficult when you look at it 

1296
01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:04,840
the way that we're looking at 
it, to quantify the difference 

1297
01:05:04,840 --> 01:05:09,120
between something like like 
Merkborg and something like 

1298
01:05:09,120 --> 01:05:12,680
Hyperborea, right? 
You're looking at literally 20 

1299
01:05:12,680 --> 01:05:14,840
pages of rules versus 200 pages 
of rules. 

1300
01:05:15,080 --> 01:05:19,640
And you can compare those two, 
but sometimes it's not, well, 

1301
01:05:19,640 --> 01:05:21,320
it's, it's apples and oranges 
sometimes. 

1302
01:05:21,320 --> 01:05:24,440
Here's my counterpoint is we've 
we've done plenty of books that 

1303
01:05:24,440 --> 01:05:29,600
only had 15 pages of rule rule 
like actual quotes, Yeah. 

1304
01:05:29,600 --> 01:05:32,760
And then the rest of the book 
was like the rest of the 

1305
01:05:32,760 --> 01:05:38,600
material for the game though 
that were above a Zine size. 

1306
01:05:38,600 --> 01:05:42,240
I mean my thought is of the 
rules that exist here that I 

1307
01:05:42,240 --> 01:05:44,200
think are effective and do 
achieve what they want to 

1308
01:05:44,200 --> 01:05:45,880
achieve. 
Are there any that you think are

1309
01:05:46,280 --> 01:05:48,600
could be done? 
Better, you know, memories have 

1310
01:05:48,600 --> 01:05:51,760
to become better experiences and
that's and that's why you talked

1311
01:05:51,760 --> 01:05:55,160
about how we review this 
specific rule set score 

1312
01:05:55,160 --> 01:05:57,080
differently for Zine. 
So we do for books because with 

1313
01:05:57,080 --> 01:06:00,360
rule set for zines, we always 
talk about, it's a lot more 

1314
01:06:00,360 --> 01:06:03,120
important for the rule to 
reinforce the rest of the game 

1315
01:06:03,120 --> 01:06:07,120
in a Zine because it's such a 
smaller thing versus the rules 

1316
01:06:07,120 --> 01:06:11,000
to, to give you framework and 
structure in like bigger books 

1317
01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:11,880
and stuff. 
So it's hard. 

1318
01:06:12,200 --> 01:06:14,920
I, I think the rules are great. 
I think they're exactly what you

1319
01:06:14,920 --> 01:06:16,440
need. 
I have no qualms with any of 

1320
01:06:16,440 --> 01:06:17,440
them. 
I think it works super 

1321
01:06:17,440 --> 01:06:19,600
effectively. 
So my point is that what I'm 

1322
01:06:19,600 --> 01:06:22,080
saying is they're not. 
There's not necessarily a ton of

1323
01:06:22,080 --> 01:06:25,400
like depth on the surface to 
them, but it effectively 

1324
01:06:25,400 --> 01:06:27,680
achieves what it wants to do in 
a very beautiful way. 

1325
01:06:27,960 --> 01:06:29,960
Yeah, so. 
What are what are your thoughts 

1326
01:06:29,960 --> 01:06:32,240
on? 
I mean, I'm pretty high on this 

1327
01:06:32,240 --> 01:06:33,640
honestly. 
Like I wouldn't want to add any 

1328
01:06:33,640 --> 01:06:35,120
more rules to this. 
I wouldn't want to change the 

1329
01:06:35,120 --> 01:06:37,320
rules that already exist. 
Like I mean, I think it's a 

1330
01:06:37,320 --> 01:06:39,680
little light and maybe you could
add a couple of things here and 

1331
01:06:39,680 --> 01:06:42,280
there mechanically just from 
other kind of like solo 

1332
01:06:42,280 --> 01:06:44,480
narrative things I've 
experienced in my life. 

1333
01:06:45,720 --> 01:06:51,600
So I I'm like a solid 8 on this.
I'll give it. 

1334
01:06:51,600 --> 01:06:52,560
I'll, I'll. 
That's fine. 

1335
01:06:52,600 --> 01:06:56,320
I'll do that. 
This is one of those ones that 

1336
01:06:56,320 --> 01:06:58,760
after we do like 1015 solo 
games, we might come back and be

1337
01:06:58,760 --> 01:07:00,760
like, that was probably 7 or 
that was actually probably 9, 

1338
01:07:01,520 --> 01:07:03,880
which we've done in previous 
games when we've got deeper into

1339
01:07:03,880 --> 01:07:05,840
the things. 
So that's this is one that I'm 

1340
01:07:05,920 --> 01:07:09,040
I'm I'm good with an 8 and we 
can revisit maybe once, you 

1341
01:07:09,040 --> 01:07:12,440
know, episode 350 when we have 
like 20 solo games on our belt. 

1342
01:07:12,680 --> 01:07:14,520
Originality. 
So we talked about this already.

1343
01:07:14,880 --> 01:07:17,200
It's vampire stuff, which 
there's a billion, but it's done

1344
01:07:17,200 --> 01:07:18,640
in a really interesting way. 
So what are your thoughts? 

1345
01:07:18,640 --> 01:07:19,400
What are your? 
What are your? 

1346
01:07:19,400 --> 01:07:20,560
What are your? 
What is your score? 

1347
01:07:21,800 --> 01:07:25,320
7 or 6 I think, you know, I mean
7 probably because I think it's 

1348
01:07:25,320 --> 01:07:27,720
done really well. 
Yeah, I think we're almost 

1349
01:07:27,880 --> 01:07:29,400
opposite. 
I think we're almost opposite 

1350
01:07:29,400 --> 01:07:30,600
between rule set and 
originality. 

1351
01:07:30,600 --> 01:07:33,720
I feel so high on originality 
for this and lower on rule set. 

1352
01:07:33,720 --> 01:07:36,880
But you're high on rule set and 
lower on originality, because 

1353
01:07:36,880 --> 01:07:39,440
that's like saying that like no 
space game can ever get a high 

1354
01:07:39,440 --> 01:07:42,080
score because space games exist.
That's so fair. 

1355
01:07:42,120 --> 01:07:44,040
You're right. 
OK, What are you thinking? 

1356
01:07:44,560 --> 01:07:47,040
I mean I dropped the seven up 
there on accident, but I think 

1357
01:07:47,040 --> 01:07:48,720
this is at least an 8 on 
originality. 

1358
01:07:48,720 --> 01:07:51,320
I mean literally pointing to 
another vampire game where you 

1359
01:07:51,320 --> 01:07:57,560
can live 1000 years full of loss
and and hopelessness and, and, 

1360
01:07:57,560 --> 01:08:01,080
and just again, the descent into
senescence of a fucking vampire 

1361
01:08:01,080 --> 01:08:03,600
that you created. 
And like honestly like I 

1362
01:08:03,600 --> 01:08:08,600
literally just him that hauled 
so hard to be like fuck do I get

1363
01:08:08,600 --> 01:08:10,800
rid of ETA yet do I keep her to 
the end? 

1364
01:08:11,080 --> 01:08:14,200
Like what am I doing? 
Like I need I carved her name 

1365
01:08:14,200 --> 01:08:16,240
into the tree next to our 
families vineyard. 

1366
01:08:16,439 --> 01:08:19,399
You know what I mean? 
Like what am I doing? 

1367
01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:24,000
So I I'm higher on I, I think 
I'm at least an 8 on 

1368
01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:24,960
originality. 
Let's do an 8. 

1369
01:08:24,960 --> 01:08:26,960
I'm good with that. 
I do think that this is like an 

1370
01:08:26,960 --> 01:08:30,040
it's an amazing experience. 
So yeah, like, really, if you're

1371
01:08:30,040 --> 01:08:32,359
listening to this and you're 
even a little bit interested in 

1372
01:08:32,359 --> 01:08:34,439
solo journaling games, like I 
feel like this should be the one

1373
01:08:34,439 --> 01:08:37,840
that you dive into first. 
Hondo, Hondo, I'm glad it's, I'm

1374
01:08:37,840 --> 01:08:40,399
glad it's one of the first ones 
that I did because I do think 

1375
01:08:40,399 --> 01:08:42,279
this will set the tone for a lot
of future things. 

1376
01:08:42,279 --> 01:08:43,880
I think. 
I think this is like doing 

1377
01:08:43,880 --> 01:08:46,160
Necronatus like #5 on the show, 
you know? 

1378
01:08:46,160 --> 01:08:49,479
I mean, we can always compare 
back to how good it was value 

1379
01:08:49,479 --> 01:08:50,600
wise. 
I think it's fine. 

1380
01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:52,640
It's not, I think fine. 
It's not expensive. 

1381
01:08:53,319 --> 01:08:55,279
Listen, there's always hardship 
copies available. 

1382
01:08:55,760 --> 01:08:58,960
Yeah, if you are in hardship, if
you're able to pay $15, pay 

1383
01:08:58,960 --> 01:09:01,399
$15.00 to the person who made 
your beautiful experience that 

1384
01:09:01,399 --> 01:09:06,040
you'll be able to have forever. 
But, but damn near 50 bucks for 

1385
01:09:06,040 --> 01:09:08,760
the book, even though I think 
it's worth it, is expensive. 

1386
01:09:09,720 --> 01:09:12,399
I do think you get a lot of 
value out of those 150 pages. 

1387
01:09:12,399 --> 01:09:14,960
I think it's you could play it a
dozen times and have a 

1388
01:09:14,960 --> 01:09:16,439
completely different experience 
every time. 

1389
01:09:16,439 --> 01:09:19,240
So it's difficult, but I can't, 
I mean, I'm probably like a six 

1390
01:09:19,240 --> 01:09:22,200
or seven on value for this. 
Like I guess 5 is bang average. 

1391
01:09:22,479 --> 01:09:23,920
So I think it's a little bit 
better than that. 

1392
01:09:23,920 --> 01:09:27,040
I think what you get the bang 
for your buck for it is, but it 

1393
01:09:27,040 --> 01:09:30,720
is if you want the book and 
everything is a little bit more 

1394
01:09:30,720 --> 01:09:35,160
expensive for, you know, is is 
is a is a tad bit more expensive

1395
01:09:35,160 --> 01:09:37,720
than, you know, a fucking cup of
coffee. 

1396
01:09:37,720 --> 01:09:39,080
You know what I mean? 
Like it's it ain't it ain't 

1397
01:09:39,080 --> 01:09:40,600
necessarily cheap. 
So what are you saying? 

1398
01:09:40,600 --> 01:09:43,920
6 That's good. 
So so that's going to be the 

1399
01:09:43,920 --> 01:09:46,640
lowest score on the on this year
totem pole. 

1400
01:09:46,880 --> 01:09:49,479
But I don't think that's really 
going to affect it that much. 

1401
01:09:52,720 --> 01:09:54,920
That's a 38. 
Nice. 

1402
01:09:54,920 --> 01:09:57,640
OK, cool, respectable score. 
Respectable. 

1403
01:09:57,640 --> 01:10:01,080
Yeah, I mean, and with the value
at six, getting a 38 is crazy. 

1404
01:10:01,200 --> 01:10:06,440
Yeah, that's, that's great. 
So that is that is our first 

1405
01:10:06,440 --> 01:10:09,600
solo game, which ended up 
basically just being a regular 

1406
01:10:09,600 --> 01:10:11,240
game. 
We reviewed it like that. 

1407
01:10:11,240 --> 01:10:14,040
We'll just, we'll we'll have to 
discuss in the future our 

1408
01:10:14,040 --> 01:10:19,040
feelings on rule set in context 
of maybe just solo games versus 

1409
01:10:19,560 --> 01:10:22,400
all games and maybe tweak that a
little bit. 

1410
01:10:22,400 --> 01:10:24,320
But I think this feels good. 
I think this feels about right. 

1411
01:10:24,480 --> 01:10:26,960
I think again, I think the other
thing is like this is gorgeous 

1412
01:10:26,960 --> 01:10:29,080
and amazing. 
It's a little bit expensive, but

1413
01:10:29,080 --> 01:10:31,280
it's fucking worth it is my 
overall opinion. 

1414
01:10:31,280 --> 01:10:32,920
And I think the scores really 
played it up. 

1415
01:10:34,800 --> 01:10:38,040
Agreed. 
So that that is 1000 year old 

1416
01:10:38,040 --> 01:10:40,360
vampire. 
Do you recommend it? 

1417
01:10:40,360 --> 01:10:42,960
Would you say that if someone 
had 4750 that they should buy 

1418
01:10:42,960 --> 01:10:45,960
this book? 
Definitely absolutely 100% think

1419
01:10:45,960 --> 01:10:48,400
that you should buy live. 
I really enjoyed this game so. 

1420
01:10:48,400 --> 01:10:52,680
Yeah, I could not agree more. 
If you can only buy the PDF 

1421
01:10:52,680 --> 01:10:55,280
copy, please do of your hardship
grab that. 

1422
01:10:55,280 --> 01:10:59,480
But if you're able to buy the 
book it it is it is a talking 

1423
01:10:59,480 --> 01:11:01,000
piece on your shelf. 
It is gorgeous. 

1424
01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:02,720
It is worth it. 
I would highly recommend it. 

1425
01:11:02,720 --> 01:11:04,200
I'm going to play this game 
again. 

1426
01:11:04,800 --> 01:11:06,400
Thousand year old vampire Tim 
Hutchings. 

1427
01:11:06,440 --> 01:11:09,160
Good fucking job. 
I'm going to pre-order the so 

1428
01:11:09,160 --> 01:11:11,960
you met 1000 year old vampire 
thing is a sequel to it, which 

1429
01:11:11,960 --> 01:11:14,160
sounds fucking amazing. 
Very excited for that. 

1430
01:11:14,680 --> 01:11:21,240
So outro, what's coming up? 
What are we doing? 

1431
01:11:21,760 --> 01:11:24,200
What's going on? 
When are we going to do our next

1432
01:11:24,200 --> 01:11:29,320
not weekly war game? 
Yeah, let's look at the 

1433
01:11:29,600 --> 01:11:33,080
schedule. 
I have a weird week next week. 

1434
01:11:33,080 --> 01:11:35,120
Although actually think it won't
be weird for us. 

1435
01:11:36,280 --> 01:11:38,240
Really, just look at Saturday. 
But it doesn't matter. 

1436
01:11:38,240 --> 01:11:39,880
Let's just keep that. 
We're going to try to get back 

1437
01:11:39,880 --> 01:11:43,640
to our not weekly war games are 
we might still do one more shot 

1438
01:11:43,640 --> 01:11:45,720
of Malagas, but we might be far 
enough out that we're just like 

1439
01:11:45,720 --> 01:11:46,800
fuck it, let's move on to the 
next one. 

1440
01:11:47,120 --> 01:11:49,200
The next one we're going to be 
doing is going to be a 

1441
01:11:49,200 --> 01:11:52,840
Necropolis 28 and then expect 
Peter Viggers to come on the 

1442
01:11:52,840 --> 01:11:56,320
show and chat about that. 
Sounds like we're probably going

1443
01:11:56,320 --> 01:11:58,800
to do Mech 28 and maybe some 
flames of Orion, some mech shit.

1444
01:11:58,800 --> 01:12:00,920
After that. 
Maybe we can talk to that. 

1445
01:12:00,920 --> 01:12:07,680
Maybe we can even reach out to 
the the the hive scum guys, the 

1446
01:12:07,800 --> 01:12:11,400
creator Steven from flames of 
Orion. 

1447
01:12:11,760 --> 01:12:13,600
It does Hive scum podcast. 
I don't know if you've been 

1448
01:12:13,600 --> 01:12:16,120
listening to hive scum podcast. 
If you haven't it, they're way 

1449
01:12:16,120 --> 01:12:17,760
better than us. 
It's a much more entertaining 

1450
01:12:17,760 --> 01:12:19,920
podcast. 
I highly recommend listening to 

1451
01:12:19,920 --> 01:12:23,360
the hive scum podcast if you're 
into the hobby scene at all. 

1452
01:12:23,880 --> 01:12:25,280
It's incredible. 
They're funny as fuck. 

1453
01:12:26,160 --> 01:12:28,160
It's it's great. 
That's what's coming up on the 

1454
01:12:28,160 --> 01:12:29,440
show. 
I did go to Gencom. 

1455
01:12:29,440 --> 01:12:31,800
I did meet a lot of cool people.
Expect a lot of those people to 

1456
01:12:31,800 --> 01:12:35,280
come the show, including people 
like Clayton Notestein, 

1457
01:12:35,600 --> 01:12:38,600
Explorers Design, who was one of
the judges at the Innies who's 

1458
01:12:38,600 --> 01:12:43,560
going to give us all the deets 
about how that went after they 

1459
01:12:43,560 --> 01:12:47,160
do an article for it for their 
blog, which I'm very excited. 

1460
01:12:47,680 --> 01:12:49,560
Super, super nice guy. 
Yeah. 

1461
01:12:50,160 --> 01:12:51,680
Really, really fantastic to meet
them. 

1462
01:12:51,880 --> 01:12:55,240
I also got to meet and got a pin
for Perils and Princesses from 

1463
01:12:55,240 --> 01:12:57,200
Ryan Lynch, another super cool 
guy. 

1464
01:12:58,400 --> 01:12:59,560
Yeah. 
And. 

1465
01:12:59,880 --> 01:13:02,040
And got to meet the creator for 
Sweet Revenge. 

1466
01:13:02,520 --> 01:13:04,240
Got to meet a bunch of other 
people again, got to hang out 

1467
01:13:04,240 --> 01:13:05,400
with Wes and Richard, which is 
great. 

1468
01:13:05,840 --> 01:13:07,680
So expect a lot of those people 
on the show. 

1469
01:13:07,680 --> 01:13:09,360
Expect some other people that 
have been on the show to come 

1470
01:13:09,360 --> 01:13:12,080
back. 
We'll have some more gin con 

1471
01:13:12,080 --> 01:13:17,560
talks and and that's it for us 
for today. 

1472
01:13:17,560 --> 01:13:19,800
So we will let you know what's 
going on. 

1473
01:13:19,800 --> 01:13:22,000
If you want to know more of 
what's going on and what we're 

1474
01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:26,280
doing, hop in our discord, click
on the link where links are, and

1475
01:13:26,480 --> 01:13:27,960
we will see you all next time.
